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hope you’re having a wonderful summer, full of surprises and joy. I am — so much, in fact, I’ve almost been wondering if I’ve died and gone to heaven. Imagine my thrill to attend my umpteenth Neil Diamond concert, make it to my 50th High School Class Reunion, and experience a total solar eclipse — all in the space of one month!
Sue’s Views
When they finished gazing adoringly at each other and slithered away from their table, I leaned over and snatched their empty wine bottle, to save for what purpose I still cannot say. A souvenir, of sorts, I guess. Maybe the tropical sun made me more susceptible to being star-struck.
By pure serendipity I learned Neil Diamond was doing a 50th Anniversary tour this summer. As his #1 fan, I was shocked no one from his organization had bothered to notify me. Do they not realize who I am?? I only found out in conjunction with Patrick Kubin’s story, while searching the Internet for shows to list in the “If You Go” sidebar alongside (see “Still Rockin’,” page 14). After stumbling upon the news that Neil Diamond would be in Portland July 28 — and recovering from my fainting spell — I lucked out and got tickets on very short notice. Thank you, Pat!
The sun, the moon, Rod Stewart and serendipity
I also learned that Rod Stewart is currently on tour and will be performing in Las Vegas. This made me wonder… could I possibly handle one more exciting event? I’ve always liked Rod Stewart’s persona and music. His “Maggie May” takes me back, much like Neil Diamond’s “Cracklin’ Rosie.”
Years ago, Ned and I visited the Kapalua Resort on Maui, then a rather secluded and very swanky place. It was a business trip (for Ned, then a life insurance agent) and we weren’t on our own nickel, or we might have been staying at Howard Johnson’s instead.
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At dinner one evening we were seated at the table right next to Rod Stewart and his blonde, Barbie doll-like companion. Think “The Girl from Ipanema.” She and Rod shared a bottle of wine, although she probably wasn’t old enough to drink.
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When it was time to pack up and fly home a few days later, I stood holding the empty wine bottle and staring at my open, brim-full suitcase. The sensible inner voice of my future self said: “Really? Really?? Susan: Get a grip.” I put the bottle in the trash. (I must note, however, that if I’d ever picked up Neil Diamond’s empty wine bottle, I would still own it.) At his recent concert, Neil sang my favorite of all his songs, which I had never before heard him sing live.
ECLIPSE WATCH I hope everyone enjoys the eclipse. Viewed from Longview, the first contact by the moon occurs at 9:06am, with maximum obscuration (97.33%) at 10:19am. Use proper eye protection at all times during the partial eclipse (see page 29). Eclipse food ideas, page 13; Eclipse events, page 17. About mortality, it’s called “Done Too Soon,” which might be one reason I’ve been thinking I’m maybe in heaven. Was he singing it just for me? The song starts out loud and raucous, naming famous people one by one, then abruptly slows to a lovely, gentle soft ending: “...and each one there does one thing share...they sweated beneath the same sun... looked up in wonder at the same moon...and wept when it was all done, for bein’ done too soon.” I just hope none of us are done yet. At least not until after the eclipse, when we can gaze at the sun and moon simultaneously. May the rest of this sizzling summer be filled with serendipity and wonder for us all.
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Letters to the Editor Dispatch from the Discovery Trail Besides CRR...What Are You Reading? Cover to Cover ~ Bestsellers List / Book Review Biz Buzz Northwest Wines ~ Is It Drinkable? Miss Manners Eclipse Food My Slant: Still Rockin’ The Vietnam War: New Ken Burns Documentary Out & About: Eclipse Events / Highlander Festival Out & About: Dreamy Days in Cambria End-of-Summer Quick Camping Getaway Dr. Blackwood on Movies: Two Very Different Films Outings & Events Calendar /Farmers Markets Listing Lower Columbia Informer ~Dreams on the Davenport Quips & Quotes Astronomy ~ Mind Your Eyes / Get Thee to the Path Columbia River Dining Guide Master Gardener ~ Your Trees Need a Drink! Where Do You Read the Reader? The Spectator ~ What’s New in Our World What’s Up Under the Bridge? Generation Eclipse Columbia River Reader / August 15 – September 14, 2017 / 3
Letters to the Editor Memories of the Hotel Monticello I am a faithful fan of the Reader and I look forward to each new edition. After reading the article on the Hotel (Monticello) remodel, I thought I’d share with you my first visit to the Hotel. It was the Fall of 1956 and I was a senior at Rainier (High School). At that time the bridge toll was $1 both ways. In 1956, that was a lot of money and we didn’t go to Longview very often. When a bunch of us kids decided to spend the evening in Longview, we pooled our money to pay bridge toll. At that time LCC had a football team. My brother, Bert, was going to school at OTI (now called OIT) in Klamath Falls and he played football. They were scheduled to play LCC in Longview, so we made the trip over to go to the game. The game was played at R.A. Long, and the temperature hovered at 10ºF. We put on all the clothes we could, but it was so cold! The football players wore gloves, but I don’t think it helped much. They didn’t have hand warmers at that time... After the game, we went to the Hotel, where the team was staying, to see my brother. My experiences in life were pretty limited at that time, and the Hotel lobby was luxurious and elegant. I’m sure I was standing there gawking with my mouth hanging open. The thing I remember most were the beautiful paintings. I hope some have survived and they will be used in the renovation. Dawn Dilley Fowler Clatskanie, Oregon Editor’s note: Indications are that the Joseph Knowles paintings depicting the early years of the settlement of Western North America are to remain in place in the Hotel lobby.
Media asleep at the wheel You are to be commended for being diligent and proactive early on, but the rest of America has only just woken up to the eclipse story and is consuming all inventories of shades. I saw an article that one of the top makers printed 37 million in advance, based on orders, only enough for about 10% of the American population. This compares to 137 million novelty glasses for a recent Super Bowl promo. Says a lot about the vacuousness and skewed priorities of the American public, when an annual sports event gets better billing than a true natural wonder. Sadly, most people will do without, and this situation could have been avoided with advance promotion.
The media COMPLETELY dropped the ball in reporting this eclipse... and suddenly in the last two weeks it’s exploded, as soon as the media decides to start reporting the story. This eclipse required careful advanced promotion, including PBS specials to educate the public. Nada, no such thing, complete dead air until mid-July. Jay Ryan Cleveland, Ohio Editor’s note: Jay Ryan is the astronomical educator/cartoonist whose work has appeared as half-page features in CRR each month since Sept. 2016 (see page 36). Mr. Ryan has worked to educate the public about the coming eclipse and promote full engagement in and enjoyment of this woundrous event. Visit americaneclipseusa.com. CRR ordered 250 eclipse glasses in April 2017, followed by four subsequent orders totaling 1,400 pair of the shades, and we are now sold out of the glasses; they may still be available at other outlets, such as Fred Meyer and Lowe’s. See page 29 for directions to make a safe viewer.
CRR interesting/informative The day the July Eclipse issue of the Columbia River Reader hit the newsstand I started out of town heading for PDX to fly to Phoenix...I picked up a couple of copies to take with me to share with my southwestern friends. I especially enjoyed “Sue’s Views” of her past Black Sea cruise eclipse experience of August 1999 and her travel notes on the Black Sea, August 11, 1999. Additional interesting stories were “Get thee to the path!” and “The eclipse cometh!” with the map of the eclipse path, by columnists Dan McGlaun and Greg Smith, respectively. Another good read was the column “The Spectator,” by Ned Piper, long a favorite column of mine. Ned’s eclipse expectations and memories and description of the USPS Solar Eclipse Forever stamp... were well received with my friends. None had heard of the Solar Eclipse stamp prior to reading about the stamp in the CRR. Driving home, we had the opportunity of staying in the eclipse path of central Oregon. Most locals are excited about the influx of visitors to Oregon giving their economy a lift and the excitement of having the eclipse in their backyard. Others were apprehensive and fearful that the crowds would be rowdy, trespass, litter and damage their property, and be an expensive law enforcement burden for the taxpayers to bear. Governor Brown is calling up the National Guard to help law enforcement with policing and crowd control, which is a welcomed relief for locals living in
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the path. For myself, I will not “get me to the path” for the eclipse but I have my eclipse glasses from the CRR which I will be wearing on August 21, 2017, in Cathlamet during the eclipse to see what I can see! Other exceptional articles of interest to my wife Rose and me were “The Bloom is On in Castle Rock” and the Fort Vancouver article ...We took a trip to Castle Rock to see the blooms and beautiful hanging baskets that line the streets. It had been many years since we had visited Castle Rock and we marveled at how quaint, clean, and beautiful the little city is. While in
Castle Rock we discovered the “River Front Walk” which is a beautiful paved walking trail along the Cowlitz River. It was a wonderful place for both of us to walk with our lab, Berkeley... In the 20-plus years we have lived in Southwest Washington, we have never visited historic Fort Vancouver. A visit there soon is now planned. Reading Tracy Beard’s article and viewing her pictures have made the Fort and area a “must go and see” destination! Thank you, CRR staff for your very interesting and informative publication! Bob Rendler Cathlamet, Wash.
Lewis & Clark Lewis and Clark’s Corps of discovery returned to St. Louis on September 23, 1806, officially ending their 28-month exploration of the west. Located on the Missouri shore of the Mississippi River in St. Louis, the Gateway arch (above) is an elegant monument to the westward expansion that followed. The 630foot tall stainless steel arch, finished in 1975, cost about $13 million to build and was opened to the public on July 24, 1967.
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ast month’s column told about the accidental shooting of Captain Lewis by one of his own men on August 11, 1806. A day later, with Lewis lying on his stomach in the bottom of a canoe, his party caught up with Captain Clark in western North Dakota. It had been five weeks since the Corps of Discovery split up after crossing the Rocky Mountains, and the entire party was together once again and anxious to get to St. Louis.
Back at Fort Mandan
Two days later, they arrived at Fort Mandan, where they had spent the winter of 1804. Clark wrote, “Those people were extreamly pleased to See us.” Sadly, their fort had burned while they were gone. Before starting the journey in 1803, President We are pleased to present Jefferson told Lewis to bring some Installment 27 of Michael Perry’s Indians with him when he returned to popular 33-month series which began with CRR’s April 15, Washington, D.C. Lewis convinced Big 2004 inaugural issue. During White, a Mandan chief, to make the trip the 2004-2007 Bicentennial with his family and a French fur trapper, Commemoration of the Lewis and Clark Expedition, each who would serve as an interpreter. installment covered their travels 200 years prior. We are repeating the series for the enjoyment of both longtime and more recent readers. To find prior installments visit crreader.com Click “Features,” then “Archives.”
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Private John Colter requested a discharge so he could join a couple of fur trappers who were heading up the Missouri. Colter had no desire to return to a “lonely” life in the civilized world. The
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At Fort Mandan, Clark wrote, “we took our leave of Touisant Charbono, his Snake Indian wife and their child, who had accompanied us on our rout to the pacific ocean in the capacity of interpreter and interpretess.” Charbonneau was given a voucher for $500.33 for his services, but Sacajawea cont page 8
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ven though Spain had officially given the Louisiana Territory back to France in 1800, and France sold the land to the United States in 1803, Spanish officials were not at all happy when they learned about the Lewis and Clark Expedition. Two months before the Corps set out from St. Louis in 1804, the Spanish military governor of Louisiana had given orders to arrest “Mr. Merry Weather Lewis, Captain of the Army of the United States.” Four different Spanish expeditions set out from Santa Fe in search of the Americans over a two year period. The first, in August 1804, made it to the Platte River in central Nebraska, but Lewis was already well north of there. A second effort in October 1805 ended almost as soon as it began when Indians attacked. In April 1806, a third effort failed due to mass desertions. The final Spanish expedition set out in the summer of 1806, just as the Corps was heading down the Missouri from Fort Mandan. This time there were 105 Spanish soldiers, 400 New Mexico milita men, and 100 Indians. By September 1st, they had made it to a Pawnee village on the Republican River in south-central Nebraska. If they had continued on for another week, they most likely would have met the Corps of Discovery at the junction of the Missouri and Platte Rivers. The Pawnees objected to the Spanish expedition; rather than push the issue, the Spaniards turned around and went back to Santa Fe. Who knows how the Lewis and Clark story might have ended if the Pawnees had let the Spanish forces pass.
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Writing to change the way we see the world epical works like Madame Bovary (1857,) Middlemarch (1871-72) and Adventures of Huckleberry Finn (1885.) Or maybe one of the novels by that Dickens fellow. But it is the story of Jean Valjean, imprisoned for stealing a loaf of bread to feed his sister and her children, that remains for many the seminal epic of social injustice and misères. Victor Hugo, admired as the greatest writer of his day and already famous for his poetry, dramas, and historical novel, The Hunchback of Notre-Dame, published his masterpiece in 1862. He was one of the most progressive thinkers of his age, opposing the death penalty and advocating for child labor laws, and active in the turbulent politics of his times as a true republican. He also traveled openly with his wife and his mistress (Oh, those French!) For writers like Hugo, what’s important is that their writing makes a difference. Maybe changes minds and the way people see the world —
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Valjean does not represent directly any particular political or religious position. What he models is the potential that the poorest and most wretched have to become worthy citizens. His repeated victories over physical, moral and emotional obstacles make him a hero, of course, but they also assert, against the attitudes prevalent at the time, that moral progress is possible for all…It is not a reassuring tale of the triumph of good over evil, but a demonstration of how hard it is to be good. ~ from The Novel of the Century
stamps to “the poor” in the abstract; much harder when you see the actual child and the single mother working two part-time jobs who you’re denying food stamps to. What’s amazing is that 155 years after Les Miserables was published, many of the same attitudes toward the poor operate in our society today: that they are lazy, they are criminals, they are irredeemable. Jesus said the poor will always be with us, and I suppose, so will such attitudes toward them. May there always be a Victor Hugo to remind us that the poor have human faces. •••
Not an easy task since most of us prefer our world views corroborated rather than changed. In the eighteenth and nineteenth centuries, the poor were considered not as products of their circumstances, but as a separate criminal class. Hugo, like Dickens across the Channel, put a human face to the poor. Fantine the prostitute, Cosette the orphan, Valjean the convict, all became sympathetic characters with whom the reader could identify and care about. It’s much easier to deny food
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received nothing. Clark “offered to take his little son, a butifull promising child who is about 19 months old” to raise and provide the best education available. Clark wrote, “They observed that in one year the boy would be Sufficiently old to leave his mother… if I would be so friendly as to raise the child in Such manner as I thought proper, to which I agreed.” However, it wasn’t until 1811, after Charbonneau went
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St. Louis was 1,500 miles downriver from Fort Mandan. On August 20th, Clark wrote they traveled “only” 81 miles that day; in 1804 while rowing upstream, they were lucky to travel a tenth that distance in a day. On August 29th, Clark reported seeing a herd of at least 20,000 buffalo. Meat was once again plentiful and, with wild fruit such as pawpaws found along the river, everyone had enough to eat. Breaking News
The party passed by several Indian villages and met dozens of trappers and traders heading upstream. They stopped to exchange information about what was upstream for news from the United States. They learned that Jefferson had been re-elected president, Aaron Burr had killed Alexander Hamilton in a duel in 1804, that war had been declared, waged, and won against Tripoli, that relations with England and Spain were strained and war seemed possible. They also learned the Spanish army
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had been looking for them the last two years, and that many people thought they had been captured. “We had been long Since given up by the people of the U.S. and almost forgotton.” But, Clark was told, “the President of the U. States had yet hopes for us.” On September 4th, the men stopped at the grave of Sgt. Floyd who died of a burst appendix on the journey up the Missouri in 1804. They discovered the grave had been opened by Indians, so they refilled it. The Bar is Open!
On September 6th they met another trading party and Captain Clark bought a gallon of whiskey, “the first Spititous licquor which had been tasted by any of them Since the 4 of July 1805” at Great Falls, Montana. Some of the men traded to get linen shirts to replace their buckskin clothing. A few days later, Lewis had healed enough to walk with ease and could even run a little. Another group of traders told Lewis that Jefferson had sent out two more expeditions to explore the Louisiana Purchase: Zebulon Pike explored the Rockies in what is now Colorado, and the Freeman-Custis expedition went up the Arkansas and Red Rivers. They also learned that the Arikara chief who had gone to visit President Jefferson in 1805 had died in Washington, D.C. Stuart Anderson’s Ranch?
On September 20th, the men let out a cheer when they saw cattle in a field – a sure sign they were approaching civilization. Clark wrote that the men. “Sprung upon their ores” as they approached a village, and fired a salute that was answered by boats at the dock. “Every person, both French and Americans, Seem to express great pleasure at our return, and acknowledged themselves much astonished in Seeing us return. They informed us that we were Supposed to have been long lost Since.” A day later they arrived in St. Charles and again were greeted by people who
were surprised to see them alive. The men saw women walking along the river and with “great dexterity” they rowed to shore for a closer view of the first white women they had seen in 28 months. Home at Last
After traveling 8,000 miles in 28 months, they arrived back in St. Louis on September 23rd. A messenger from St. Charles had informed the thousand citizens of St. Louis that the Corps of Discovery was coming. The men “Fired three Rounds as we approached” and “The people gathered on the Shore and Hizzared three cheers.” After landing, Lewis immediately asked when the next mail dispatch was scheduled and learned it had already left. He sent a messenger to hold the mail until the next day so he could write a letter to President Jefferson. Dear Tom…
Lewis spent most of the night writing. He opened his long letter by saying, “It is with pleasure that I announce to you the safe arrival of myself and party at 12 OClk. today… In obedience to your orders we have penetrated the Continent of North America to the Pacific Ocean… and sufficiently explored the interior of the country to affirm with confidence that we have discovered the most practicable rout which dose exist across the continent by means of the navigable branches of the Misouri and Columbia Rivers.” He went on to explain that there was no all-water route; Jefferson’s vision of a Northwest Passage had been put to rest. It would take a full month for his letter to reach Jefferson. The men had succeeded in their mission and the expedition was over. There was still a lot of work to be done to study all the information and all the plant, animal, and geological samples they brought back. And, there would be a book to write. ••• Next month’s column will cover what happened when they returned.
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Encouraging Words Toastmasters recently installed club officers for 20172018. “I am proud to serve as president of Encouraging Words,” said Jim Jesska. “The club members are always there to nurture and encourage each other’s personal and professional growth. I invite anyone to come for a visit. It truly is the best hour of the week.” Since the club’s chartering in 1982, its members have acquired the skills and practical experience necessary to become better speakers, listeners, and leaders. The club meets each Thursday at 7pm at Canterbury Park in Longview. For more information or to get involved with Encouraging Words Toastmasters, please visit http://4777. toastmastersclubs.org/ dictionaries to every 4th grader in their hometowns by working together, she said in a press release. “Rotary Club of Kelso is a family of business folks who have been filling gaps and making a difference in this community for 95 years. It makes me smile to think about it!” Peter Kung, of Longview Orthopedic Associates has been busy traveling and instructing his fellow orthopedic Dr. Peter Kung surgeons on the newest techniques and procedures. In June, Kung was in Naples, Florida, to teach at Arthrex’s Fellows Forum, a meeting that all graduating sports fellows in the United States are invited to attend. He was a lab instructor for minimally invasive arthroscopic shoulder procedures and for knee replacement procedures. He also gave four lectures, sat on four panels, and moderated a session. md,
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Worth putting a cork in it Drinkability makes a good wine I overheard my brother the other day talking to a customer at the winery and he was telling them that he thought our wine was very drinkable. A complement. His comment made me think about what does make a good wine. I think he nailed it — drinkability. I read a lot of wine magazines in order to keep up on what’s happening in the wine world, but also to see what score the experts are giving to other Washington wine producers. I’ll have to admit, I have never heard a critic refer to a wine as “drinkable.” Why is this? I can only venture a guess. It could be that it is just too simple of an explanation. People who make a living tasting wine feel obligated to look beyond whether a wine is just plain good. No one would pay them to say that the wine brings amazing pleasure and drinks well. Instead, they need to look beyond the surface and analyze its flavors and characteristics, thus displaying their vast knowledge of wine. I’m fine with that because wine is so complex and interesting, and I want to learn more about wine myself, but ultimately, I want to know if it’s any good to drink. Let’s talk about the drinkability factor because there is a reason why wine is drinkable. I think we can say that a
drinkable wine is one that is in balance. It shouldn’t be too sweet, too acidic, too tannic, too fruity, or too dry, or too flabby (lack of acid). It’s not that easy to achieve this balance because Mother Nature doesn’t always give us perfect grapes. Good winemakers can do a lot to fix balance issues by blending with other wine that has the missing element. Some wineries try to achieve that balance too soon by using a plethora of additives that mimic natural processes that require time and skill. Ninety percent of all wine sold in the United States is consumed within 24 hours, so manufacturers have no incentive to make wine that is better than just acceptable, but in my book that doesn’t make it drinkable. They will find the easiest and cheapest way to make a wine taste better earlier, such as adding sugar or oak powder to simulate barrel aging. I agree that this manipulation can cover wine faults and make it taste better sooner, but I would argue that this doesn’t equate to drinkability. So what are the signs of a drinkable wine? My bottom line test is: Do I want another glass? The answer is “No” if the wine doesn’t capture my attention somewhere in the drinking process. Some may call a wine drinkable if it goes down smooth and doesn’t challenge your taste buds too much. Like mashed potatoes — I have to have something on them, even if it’s just butter. There has to be flavor.
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Another test would be when you get up the next day after enjoying wine, did you leave the remaining wine sitting on the bar or did you take the time to put the cork back in it? It’s hard to find a wine that is both drinkable and good. Winemakers who chase awards or who are more focused on pleasing the most developed palettes tend to not factor in whether it will be approachable within a reasonable amount to time or if it will ever be drunk (many iconic producers know that their expensive wine may never be drunk). And if they do get opened too early, they may be a terrible disappointment. I think the lesson here is that the cheapest wine may taste good at first, but fails to produce enjoyment after the first glass, and the most expensive wine may not be good for decades. Where it gets sticky is in the middle where there are thousands of wines — some delicious, some not. Look for wines that are balanced but flavorful, wines that make you want to have another glass, and wines that continue to please your palette and don’t fade quickly after each sip. ••• Longview resident and former Kelso teacher Marc Roland started making wine in 2008 in his garage. He and his wife, Nancy, now operate Roland Wines at 1106 Florida Street, in Longview’s new “barrel district.” For wine tasting hours, call 360-8467304.
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Just as an example, we don’t drink coffee, but houseguests sometimes do. Should I continue sending my dear husband to the corner cafe for the guests’ morning lattes, let them fend for themselves, or is it time to invest in a coffeepot (even though it would gather dust the rest of the year)? And what to do about those quirky guests who only drink a certain brand of cherry-flavored diet soda, which could hardly have been predicted? It seems everyone has their must-have drink of choice. What are good hosts to do? GENTLE READER: Their best. Reasonable hosts should have basics on
While it is not your duty to maintain a full-fledged bar or packaged goods store, it is, however, gracious to take note of what your more regular guests prefer and stock it when they come. And if a cheap but functional coffeepot is less effort and expense than your husband’s trips to the cafe, then perhaps consider that as well. Miss Manners is particularly fond of her French press, which she notes has many functions besides making coffee — like brewing tea and straining shellfish. Although probably not together. DEAR MISS MANNERS: I was out with friends last night and a lovely man was being very sociable and buying drinks past my capacity. Today I feel very unwell, and I’m wondering what my obligation is to drink a drink that I didn’t ask for or consent to, but is already paid for. cont page 31
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Recipe and photos from Alisonsallspice.com ave you started making plans for the total solar eclipse yet? I am lucky enough to live in southern Illinois, the best place in the world to experience totality in the greatest duration! It is so exciting to watch the hustle and bustle of town preparing for 50,000 tourists interested in seeing this spectacular event on August 21st. My total solar eclipse tostadas recipe has a dark moon (refried black beans) over the sun (fresh tomato and corn salsa). Celebrate the eclipse on August 21st with these total solar eclipse tostadas! Total Solar Eclipse Tostadas
Prep time: 20 mins Cook time: 10 mins Vegetarian/Gluten-free Yield: 8 Tostadas Ingredients
Eight 6-inch corn tortillas ½ cup sour cream ½ cup cheddar cheese 1 cup diced tomato (from 1 large tomato, or 3 small) 1 cup frozen corn, thawed 2 garlic cloves, minced 1 red jalapeno or red banana pepper (milder), minced ¼ cup chopped sweet onion (optional) ¼ tsp salt 3 Tbl milk (cow’s, soy, etc) 1 16-oz can refried black beans, seasoned to taste with salt and olive oil. Preheat oven to 375º F. Place tortillas on a baking sheet so that they are not touching, do batches if necessary. Cook in the preheated oven for 4-5 minutes. Flip and cook another 4-5 minutes or until crispy. Cooking time will vary based on your oven and the freshness of the tortilla. When the tostadas are hot, sprinkle 1 Tbl cheddar cheese over the top to melt. (Place the tostadas back in the oven for 1-2 minutes to accelerate melting) Once melted, spread 1 Tbl sour cream over top. Mix together tomato, corn, garlic, jalapeno and salt. Divide the tomato corn salsa among the tostadas, pressing into the sour cream to make it stick. Mix refried black beans with milk of choice. This will make it thin enough to easily spread over the salsa. Dollop 3-4 Tbl refried black beans into the center as the dark moon. Carefully spread into a circle, leaving a bright tomato corn salsa border. Serve immediately.
Alison Edmund is a self-taught cook and food blogger. Her blog (www.alisonsallspice.com) focuses on fish and vegetarian recipes. When she's not in the kitchen, she enjoys bird watching, gardening, fishing, and relaxing with her cats. She lives in southern Illinois. Columbia River Reader / August 15 – September 14, 2017 / 13
Still rockin’
My Slant By Patrick Kubin
How to prepare for a rock concert
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o, you’re going to a rock concert? You’ve always wanted to see (insert favorite 60s, 70s or 80s band name here) and now they are on tour, and appearing in your home city? Wonderful! I’m sure they have hardly aged a bit. But, kidding aside, this is sure to be a thrill for you and your spouse. Dressing up in the vêtements du jour, or clothing of the day, circa 1977, enjoying an evening out on the town, capped by wailing guitars and screeching vocals, or, in the case of Billy Joel or Elton John, crooning warbles. Or is it warbling croons? Not sure. Will get back to you on that. Nonetheless, you must prepare for this event. After all, it’s been at least 20 years since you went to a rock concert, and things have changed. Mostly you have changed. You are older, sleepier, possibly wider, likely greyer, and may have a hearing problem. So, what to do, before seeing Foghat live? Let me tell you.
First, prepare. This is a marathon event and you must treat it with the same seriousness you would a marathon — like Rush’s hit song “Marathon.” Sleep. Get lots of sleep the night before. You’re going to be up way past your bedtime at the Steppenwolf show. And even after the late show, there is the drive, taxi, Uber, or walk home. So, get a solid eight hours the night before. Then, take a mid-afternoon nap. Yes, you heard me right: think Kindergarten. You need to charge those batteries for the Electric Light Orchestra. These shows can go late; possibly 2am by the time you get home. Trust me: take a nap before Paul McCartney. I’m sure Paul will, too; he is, after all, 75 years old. Hydrate: drink lots of water the day of the Bob Dylan show. You’re likely to eat rich food, and maybe even have a glass of wine or three. You want to be fully hydrated, not just pickled. Eat well. You want to plan a nice preshow dinner. But if you are done with dinner at 6:30pm, and Robin Trower
Besides, the venue makes a profit on $9 beers, and don’t you want to support the venue, so they will live to rock another day? Maybe they will bring Led Zepplin back some day. Hey, it’s possible.
takes the stage at 10:30, you might be a bit peckish by the time he’s done. Carry a candy bar or power bar for the just-before-the-show snack. Have a shot of caffeine after dinner. Remember how worried you’ve always been that a cup of coffee will “keep me up all night.” Well, cupcake, this time you WANT to be up all night. Or at least until 1am. I find a shot of espresso with a teaspoon of sugar is the perfect zip-me-up for a rock concert. But, hey, you wanna pre-Styxx latte? Have a latte.
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Try something like Hearos or EtyPlugs (my favorites), which are about $15 a pair. At the end of the show your ears won’t be ringing. Trust me. If you want to be able to hear your spouse say, “Can we leave yet?” when you suggest hanging out backstage for Steve Miller’s autograph, or “How the heck do we get out of here” after ZZ Top’s last licks, you will appreciate hearing protection. Finally, think long and hard about transportation. You may well be on your feet for hours. There is walking from parking to the concert. Standing in line. Standing in the audience peering around the Lew Alcindor look-alike at the show and shuffling out in a crowd at the end will sap your AARP legs. Consider parking relatively far away and taking an Uber to the show. They’ll drop you at the front door. After the show, walk four blocks away and summon another Lyfft, or just walk to your car. But remember those beers I told you to drink? Consider whether you really want to drive at all. Many older folks, like me, prefer including a hotel room in the price of admission and staying in town. That avoids the necessity of driving after alcohol consumption, or, in Nevada, Oregon, Washington Colorado, Maine, Massachusetts, or California, after cannabis ingestion. You DON’T want a ticket, although you might possibly bump into some old buddies from your high school graduating class down at the old pokey if you’re busted. That might be fun. Or not. A final note: Always wanted to see one of your faves, and never did? Do it now. If you don’t, it may be too late. We’ve already lost Michael Jackson, Prince, Amy Winehouse, Kurt Cobain, Chris Squire, Johnny Winter, Keith Emerson, and many,
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Shedding new light
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t a recent sold-out, OPB-sponsored lecture at the Arleen Schnitzer Concert Hall in Portland, the audience heard from Ken Burns and enjoyed a 56-minute sneak preview of his new documentary. “The Vietnam War,” a 10-part, 18-hour documentary film series directed by Burns and Lynn Novick, will premiere Sept. 17 on PBS stations nationwide. The first five episodes will air nightly from Sunday, Sept. 17, through Thursday, Sept. 21, and the final five episodes will air nightly from Sunday, Sept. 24, through Thursday, Sept. 28. Each episode will premiere at 8:00pm ET with a repeat broadcast immediately following the premiere (check local listings). The film features testimony from nearly 100 witnesses, including Americans who fought in the war and others who opposed it, as well as Vietnamese combatants and civilians from both the winning and losing sides. The OPB host onstage thanked the filmmakers “for bringing alive a period which Americans know almost nothing about.” In presenting this film project, Burns said their goal is to reach as many people as possible and spark a national discussion in a way that only public
television can. Recently, he said, increasing numbers of baby boomers have started to reflect on Vietnam and ask, “What happened?” The voices of John Kerry and John McCain were not included in the documentary, Burns said. “We wanted to represent the experiences of others as a way for the audience to keep an open mind. We wanted to shed new light.” Burns asked Vietnam veterans in the audience to stand, followed by those who didn’t serve in the military but, rather, protested the Vietnam War. Both groups were applauded. Also onstage was General Merrill McPeak, who said he still gets angry about Jane Fonda. But, he added, “most of the protestors I have met since were every bit as patriotic as I was.” The war was divisive, he said, occurring during a confluence of a number of movements… race relations, women’s roles, the ecological movement, all “accompanied by the most wonderful music that you could possibly imagine.” Burns told about a dinner event he attended where Barack Obama asked him what project he was working on. When Burns replied, “Vietnam,” the President said, “That’ll be your most controversial film.”
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OPB host, Ken Burns, collaborator Lynn Novick and former Air Force Chief of Staff and retired Four-Star General Merrill McPeak discuss the new documentary to be aired in September.
“Yes” Burns joked, “ but only among those who don’t watch it.” Burns said they worked more than 10 years on this film and it was hard to show only 56 minutes of clips in this special preview. “We’re locking the door,” he teased the audience. “We’re gonna show all 10 episodes.” Kidding aside, he said the 56 minutes were like the “overture to the whole series.” •••
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hether you plan to be standing on the path of totality at 10:19am on Aug. 21 or experiencing a partial eclipse closer to home, it’s a great time to join with others to learn, look up and celebrate this natural wonder.
Celebrate Kelso’s Scottish link at the Highlander Festival
Eclipse Presentation at Lower Columbia College
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elso, Washington, was founded in 1884 by Peter Crawford, a native of Kelso, Scotland, who made a homestead land claim on the east bank of the Cowlitz River in 1847. To celebrate these Scottish roots, men dress up in kilts, toss tree trunks and rocks to prove who is strongest, and play their bagpipes every September in Tam O’Shanter Park.
LCC is hosting a free, public solar eclipse event on Aug. 21, with a presentation in Health & Sciences Bldg #101 at 9am, followed by heading outside to view the eclipse. Solar viewing glasses will be available.
Eclipse 101, Longview Public Library
On Wednesday, August 16, NASA Ambassador, Greg Cermak, will be at the Longview Public Library presenting “An Eclipse to Remember” at 6pm. Learn about the solar eclipse on August 21, how to enjoy a partial eclipse, why a total eclipse is a big deal, resources for viewing the eclipse, the sun and space weather, 1859 – the week the Sun touched the Earth, and NASA’s STEREO mission and highlights. At 5:30 p.m., before the presentation, attendees can join Greg outside to view the sun directly – and safely – through a pair of astronomical binoculars with solar filters mounted on a tripod. Free eclipse glasses, provided by STAR_Net, will be available following the presentation. No registration is necessary. For more info, call the library at 360-442-5300.
Senior Solar Celebration!
In conjunction with National Senior Citizen’s Day, Monticello Park, 605 Broadway, Longview, Wash., is throwing a party starting at 9am on Monday, August 21st with live music and a brunch. Solar glasses will be available to watch the eclipse, along with solar cocktails. As part of the event, nomination forms will be available for participants to acknowledge older adults for the positive contributions they have made. An award ceremony will be held at Monticello Park in September to spotlight the selected Outstanding Senior Citizen. To RSVP, call 360575-1778.
Kelso’s Highlander Festival started in 1962 as a summer festival to replace the KonTiki raft races held on the Cowlitz River in earlier years. Ten years later, a bagpipe band was featured John Odden at a past Highlander Festival. Courtesy photo. at the 1972 Festival, laying the groundwork for today’s festival. This takes place at 12:30 pm Saturday. At year, pipe bands will play at 1:15pm and 1 pm you can watch the Clan Gordon 2:30pm. In 1976, the Highland Games Pipe Band performance, followed by the Fort Vancouver Pipe Band at made their first appearance. 2:15. The Festival features something for everyone. The 5K Kilted Fun Run begins The popular duo, Men of Worth, at 7:00 am on Saturday. The Highland will perform at 1:45pm, 3:45pm Dance Competition sessions are at 9 am on Saturday and 11am and 3pm and 1pm. The parade from downtown on Sunday. Rogues End perform Kelso to Tam O’Shanter Park starts at at 11:45am, 3pm and 4:45pm on Saturday. The Wicked Tinkers 10 am. perform at 12 noon and 4:15pm on Opening Ceremonies, with the posting Sunday. of the colors, marching of the massed bagpipe bands and the Parade of Clans, cont page 18
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At 8:00 am Sunday, you can join the Kirkin’ of the Tartan worship service in the park, based on Scottish history and legend. If you miss the early service, visit Kelso’s First United Methodist Presbyterian Church, 206 Cowlitz Way, at 10am for a repeat.
If you’ve never watched the competition at the Highland Games, you are missing out! The strength, stamina, accuracy and agility of both men and women will be tested by throwing large stones, hammers, and cabers (“telephone poles”). The heavyweight games begin at 9am on both Saturday and Sunday. For those who think they have some Scottish heritage, many of the 30+
Clan Tents will have books with every name that can be traced back to Scotland. If you can’t find your name in one book, try another tent with a bigger book! Food and Craft vendors will be open both days. The annual Kilted Klassic Golf Tournament will be held at the Longview Country Club (call CASA, 360-577-8659 for info). And don’t
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OUT • AND • ABOUT
Dreamy Days in Cambria
Story & photos by Tracy Beard except Hearst Castle photos
Central California coast offers serene getaway
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amous Carmel, California, is no longer the quiet coastal town it used to be, but you can still enjoy secluded beach walks, glorious gardens, succulent farm-to-table food, and boutique shopping, further south in Cambria, California. It’s an elegant and serene place to escape for a few days any time of year. The town offers a variety of restaurants, local history, and plenty of outdoor activities.
The roomy garden venue, country-style nooks and crannies, and a working fireplace fashioned a cozy atmosphere. The culinary staff works to bring together sumptuous meals using the abundance of fresh produce, local meats, a variety of cheeses, and delicious wines from the area. Owners Robin and Shanny Covey said their establishment features one of the largest assortments of vegetarian dishes along the coast of California. Connie and I shared a plate of crunchy Brussels sprouts gently sautéed, tossed in walnut vinaigrette and sprinkled with blue cheese, pinenuts, and sliced radishes (at right). My entrée of succulent short ribs braised in red wine harmonized flawlessly with the risotto, which was dotted with English peas and Parmesan cheese (bottom photo). The grilled asparagus rounded out the plate to perfection. I paired my dinner with a glass of Pessimist by Daou, a beautifully bold blend of Syrah, Petite Syrah, Zin, and Tannat, produced in nearby Paso Robles, California.
I left home, met with my friend Connie in the Bay Area, and we drove together to Cambria, where Surfers near Cayucos. we found ourselves in paradise. Cambria is reminiscent of Carmel in days gone by. It is smaller and less crowded but still parades a beautiful coastline, quaint shops, a plethora of restaurants, and some of the most amazing, colorful gardens. Morning muffins
We arrived early in the morning at Creekside Gardens Restaurant to enjoy breakfast. The aroma of fresh baked goods greeted us at the door. The restaurant features a variety of innovative muffins each day. I savored a warm and crunchy pecan apple muffin, while Connie indulged in the fruity essence of one made with pineapple. My hearty breakfast of hot, lean, bacon, crispy hash browns, two eggs cooked sunny side up, and a cup of coffee on the side filled me for the morning. Connie enjoyed the restaurant’s “Country Brown” plate, a mountain of layered roasted house potatoes, vine-ripened tomatoes, spring onions, melted cheddar cheese, medium-hot salsa, sweet red peppers, and a fried egg, all under a few dollops of sour cream.
Connie partook of a vegetarian dish, Thai Red Curry with Tofu, made with local vegetables and bathed in curry-spiced coconut milk. Cashews added crunch, and tiny pieces of pineapple sweetened the dish. She also enjoyed the cucumber salad, which is great for cooling the palate after a spicy curry. “We should bring half of the entrées back to our room and put them in our refrigerator for tomorrow,” Connie said, The meal was so big and so delicious that we determined to relish the culinary delights again the next day for lunch.
The gardens at Cambria Pines Lodge, typical of many in the area. Below: Quaint boutiques also abound.
After breakfast, we journeyed about 30 minutes down the coast to Morrow Bay to browse the shops. On the way back, we stopped in the little town of Cayucos for lunch. After eating, we walked onto the pier and gazed out into the ocean while watching surfers catch the waves along the coastline (top photo). In the afternoon we checked into Cambria Pines Lodge. The suite featured a gigantic bedroom with a king bed, side patio, and a huge bathroom boasting a Jacuzzi tub and shower. The living room, furnished with a Murphy bed, couch, chairs, table, desk, and fireplace, completed the suite. The varying shades of green and brown, mixed with the overstuffed couch and refined chair, made for a well-balanced motif and comfortable ambience in the suite. We unpacked and changed clothes for dinner at Robin’s Restaurant.
On to San Simeon
The next morning, we drove 10 miles to Hearst Castle. The tour began with a movie at the visitor’s center featuring the life of William Randolph Hearst, the famous newspaper publisher of the San Francisco Examiner. The movie discloses the story of how William’s father built his financial success and depicts William’s early travels as a boy with his mother. It reveals how he created his own financial cont page 20 The Neptune Pool at Hearst Castle was rebuilt three times to suit its owner’s tastes. Its centerpiece is the facade of an ancient Roman temple Hearst imported to California. By Zlatko - My camera. Previously published: Free., CC BY-SA 3.0, https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?curid=36362081
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OUT • AND • ABOUT
three times over the years to accommodate larger and larger planes for more and more guests.
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empire, and exposes his obsession with building the perfect estate on the very spot where he camped and spent his summers as a child.
Elephant seals
Nearby is Piedras Blancas on the shores of the Central Coast of California, home to a rookery. Elephant seals venture here twice a year to breed, molt, give birth, and rest. The E-Seal News describes current seal activities for each month of the year. In April, the seals molt and sleep; during the summer months juveniles and larger females leave. Adult males depart in August and September, but some large males continue to camp out on the beach and participate in sparring behavior over the summer months. In December, the beaches are most alive with males fighting as they try to establish dominance and the winner gets his pick of the ladies. We watched the elephant seals and then headed a short drive away over to Moonstone Beach.
A shuttle bus transported us to the castle. Riding up the hill, we were blasted with an explosion of color as we experienced our first views of the castle grounds. Gardeners groom the trees, bushes, and flowers to perfection while statues from various eras speckle the gardens, bringing a sense of life to the scene. Mr. Hearst collaborated on the castle from 1919 to 1947, working with well-respected architect Julia Morgan who, according to Wikipedia, is responsible for designing more than 700 buildings in California. Millions of visitors have passed through the doors of this 165-room Mediterranean revival estate since opening to the public as a California State Park in 1958.
Top photo: The mile-long wooden boardwalk at Moonstone Beach. Bottom photo: “The Flower Bed” at Cambria Pines stars an old bed chockfull of colorful flowers.
If You Go Cambria Pines Lodge 2905 Burton Drive Cambria, CA • 800-966-6490 Hearst Castle 750 Hearst Castle Rd San Simeon, CA • 800-444-4445 The Rookery 4 miles north of Hearst Castle on Highway 1 Robins Restaurant 4095 Burton Dr. Cambria, CA 93428 (805) 927-5007 Coast Starlight Amtrak Kelso/Longview Station (KEL) 501 South 1st Ave, Kelso, WA Departs 12:29pm, (Portland 2:25pm), arrives SLO 3:20pm next day San Luis Obispo Station (SLO) 1011 Railroad Ave San Luis Obispo, CA Departs 3:43pm, arrives Portland 3:40pm, (Kelso 5:14pm) next day
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Egyptian remnants at the Hearst Castle.
Inside the castle is an overwhelming display of Mr. Hearst’s eclectic taste. Art and antiques from a multitude of countries saturate each room in a mosaic of color and style. Hearst’s tapestry collection, set out for all to see in the great dining hall, covers each and every wall of the room, and the expansive movie theater appeared to me as if it could hold 100 guests. The prominent tennis courts appear pristine, and I could easily imagine myself luxuriating in the indoor Roman pool. Though formal and stuffy in appearance, the castle was once the home of a man who loved to entertain, and entertain he did. This stanch museum accommodated wild parties. Famous people of all types spent their weekends at the castle. Guests presented spontaneous plays, participated in fierce tennis matches, and lounged quietly by the pools. The private airport required rebuilding
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the inside out, we prepared to cruise the boutique shops in Cambria where various artists live and sell their masterpieces in local shops.
We returned to the lodge and toured the grounds. Cambria Pines bursts with an assortment of gardens. Produce from the kitchen garden supplies the lodge with herbs and vegetables throughout the year. The white garden, comprised of a manicured lawn with green hedges, showcases an abundance of white flowers sprinkled throughout, just perfect for weddings. The rose garden demonstrates an excess of color, and the gazebo is the perfect centerpiece for any wedding ceremony. Take some time off this year and travel to Cambria like I did. The sea, tranquility and dreams are just awaiting your arrival, whether by plane, Amtrak’s Coast Starlight or car. ••• Vancouver resident Tracy Beard (at left) loves food, wine, exploring solo and with friends and family. She writes travel and adventure stories for several publications. Read more about her at tracybeardwrites.com.
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uring our recent hot spell when everyone was heading west to the beach, we decided to drive east to the mountains to one of our favorite campgrounds. It’s a hidden gem just on the other side of the White Pass ski area, on the northeastern shores of Leech Lake. It’s a wonderful little park with only seven campsites. Even at the peak of camping season, it still had empty sites. The lake is fly fishing only, which means no motors, making for peaceful evenings. All sites are secluded and on the lake. It’s a rustic campground, with pit toilets and no water. It is also a place where people park who are hiking part of the Pacific Crest Trail. This is a first-come, first-served campground (no reservations) and the price is right —$10 a night and $5 with a senior access pass. This is a great little place for a quick getaway before the winter weather comes. To get there, drive I-5 North, turn right onto Hwy 12 and drive through Packwood to White Pass. Turn left just past the ski area. 120 miles (one way) and a nice drive. •••
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uc Besson, the French director of “The Professional” and “The Fifth Element,” has an interesting science fiction/action film out in “Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets” (PG-13). Dane DeHaan plays Major Valerian, a young handsome officer with a flashing pistol, while the gorgeous Cara Delevingne backs him up as Sergeant Laureline. These clever agents travel, under orders, to a metropolis, Alpha, where intelligent species of all kinds try to survive, and there are evil entities about to be overcome. It is based on a French comic book, but I enjoyed every visual treat in the film.
Two very different films for summer viewing By Dr. Bob Blackwood
DUNKIRK (PG-13)
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he story of Dunkirk, where the British people as well as their navy rescued more than 180,000 British and 140,000 French and Belgian troops from their German enemy in 1940, is familiar to many people of my age but not necessarily to younger folks. Christopher Nolan took up the challenge of telling this story and has succeeded. As CRR goes to press, “Dunkirk” has already brought in $100 million gross. And this is not the usual Hollywood war film with two-fisted Americans and Brits wiping out the hated Nazis. It is a film of a defeated Allied army which is rescued as much by the small boats of the British people as by the British Navy.
Of course, our two heroes come up against some really ugly folks, but we expected that. I have read that the film may have cost more than $225 million; I can only say that your eyes will be getting your money’s worth. If you want great thoughts, try the Bible.
We don’t see much, if anything, of the A crowded troopship sailing back to England from Dunkirk. Distributor: Warner Brothers. German troops, but we see plenty of the German military planes—Stukas and Messer-schmitts — striking terror into the hearts of everyone. We follow a RAF pilot (Tom Hardy) taking on bombers and other planes. The troops often had to wade into the water and wait to climb into small boats which, on occasion, would unload onto larger ships for the trip back to Cillian Murphy & Tom GlynnEngland. The danger was great as we see in the experiences of a civilian captain (Mark Rylance) whose private boat is soon jammed with exhausted soldiers. We follow a battered soldier (Fionn Whitehead) who is desperate to escape the horrors as many of his colleagues are killed while they stood in the sea hoping for small boats to come in.
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Carney as sailor and soldier sailing back to England in a small private boat in “Dunkirk.” Distributor: Warner Brothers.
Dane DeHaan as Valerian and Cara Delevingne as Laureline fight evil in the 28th Century in “Valerian.” Distributor: STX Entertainment.
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Thus, the viewer will see the extended story of the battered soldier, the events of the civilian boat captain and his two lads, and the Spitfire pilot battling the bombers and fighters of the Luftwaffe. It is roughly a three hour film which definitely was keeping the interest of the audience in my theater and across the country. ••• Dr. Bob Blackwood, professor emeritus of the City Colleges of Chicago, co-authored with Dr. John Flynn the book, Everything I Know about Life I Learned from James Bond. Mr. Blackwood lives in Albuquerque, New Mexico.
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Cornucopia of Wine to benefit Redmen Hall
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he Friends of Skamokawa announces their annual fundraiser “A Cornucopia of Wine,” wine tasting and auction, Saturday September 9, from 6:30–10pm at the Skamokawa Grange, located at 18 Fairgrounds Rd., Skamokawa, Wash. This event d r a w s visitors from throughout the Northwest. There will be fine wines to sample with a delectable m e n u prepared by Don and Kitty Speranza. Join us for a spirited evening of bidding on exciting auction items including getaways to local bed and breakfasts, paintings, ceramics, blown glass, gift baskets, river kayaking, gift certificates to local restaurants, breweries, farmers markets and much more! Auctioneer Brian McClain will be presiding over the open auction with his friendly, fast paced style. Non-alcoholic beverages will also be available. This is Friends of Skamokawa’s main fundraiser of the year with all funds directed to the maintenance and operation of the River Life Interpretive Center/Central School/ Redmen Hall. This is an opportunity to help keep this beautiful building standing tall. Advance tickets are $15 each or two for $25, available at Daisy Chain Floral in Cathlamet, the Skamokawa General Store and at the River Life Interpretive Center/Central School/Redmen Hall in Skamokawa. Tickets sold at the door will be $20 each or two for $30. Questions? Call 360-795-3007, send an email to fos1894@gmail.com, or stop by The River Life Interpretive Center, 1394 W. SR4, Skamokawa, Wash., during our open hours, Thurs–Sun 12–4pm.
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Outings & Events
Performing & Fine Arts Music, Art, Theatre, Literary Broadway Gallery Artists co-op. Year-round classes for all ages, workshops and paint parties. Aug: Guest artists Donna Graham, Nancy Zieg, Richard Graham (abstract paintings); Tammie Painter (colored pencil) and Janice Taitano (stained glass); Sept: Guests artists Mary Ducall (photography, painting), Stan Gibson (pottery), Maili McDaniel (glass). Gallery hours: Mon-Sat 10-5:30. 1418 Commerce, Longview, Wash. 360-577-0544. www.the-broadway-gallery.com Tsuga Gallery Fine arts and crafts by area artists. Thurs-Sat 11–5. 70 Main Street, Cathlamet, Wash. 360-795-0725. Redmen Hall History and art. 1394 SR-4, Skamokawa, Wash. Thurs-Sun, 12-4pm. Info: 360-795-3007 or email fos1894@gmail.com. US Air Force Band of the Golden West Aug 21, 7:30pm. Free concert by The Commanders Jazz Ensemble. Columbia Theatre, 1231 Vandercook Way, Longview, Wash. Info: www.columbiatheatre.com or www. bandofthegoldenwest.af.mil. Box office: 360575-8499. AAUW Summer Book Discussion Group Aug 22, 11:30am, at Cassava , corner of Broadway and 14th Ave., Longview, Wash. Discussing The
Wind in the Willows by Kenneth Grahame. Nohost lunch. Anyone interested in the book or AAUW is welcome. Details: Edith Uthmann, 360-636-2433. Roles You’ve Wished to Play but Couldn’t Have you always wanted to play a part but encountered barriers of age, ethinicity, sex, etc.? Pine no more. Prepare a monologue, dialogue or show tune and bring to Stageworks Northwest, 1433 Commerce Ave., Longview, Wash., Fri, Sept 8, 7:30pm. Register in advance by emailing leslie.slape@gmail.com, for call 360-431-5332 for more info. Admission is pay-what-you-will.
DINNER MUSIC
Mark your calendars for dinner with SWW Symphony at Teri’s Restaurant in conjunction with Give More 24! Sept 21, 5–7 pm. $24 dinner special: Two entrees from a choice of five, two glasses of house wine and a dessert to share. More details, Sept 15 CRR.
FREE OUTDOOR CONCERTS 13 Nights on the River St. Helens, Ore. FIRST THURSDAY • Sept 7 Broadway Gallery Enjoy refreshments and meet the artists! See artists listed above. Reception, 5:30-7:30pm. Live music by Steve Harvey. PLUS: Call to Artists for Gallery membership! Inquire at the Gallery or its website, www.the-broadway-gallery.com 1418 Commerce Ave. Downtown Longview, Wash.
Aug 24 Quarterflash
6–9pm Thursdays, St. Helens Columbia View Park, Old Town, St. Helens, Ore. Info: 13nightsontheriver.com
Concerts at the Lake Longview, Wash. Aug 17 The June Bugs
6–8pm Thursdays, Martin’s Dock, Lake Sacajawea Park, Longview, Wash. Bring blankets, low-backed chairs. Picnics OK,, food available. No alcohol. Info 360-442-5400.
Outings & Events
Recreation, Outdoors, Gardening History, Pets, Self-Help Cowlitz County Museum New exhibit, “Cowlitz Encounters.” Open Tues-Sat 10am–4pm. 405 Allen St, Kelso, Wash. www.co.cowlitz.wa.us/ museum. Info: 360-577-3119. July 26–29, Bush Cabin at the Cowlitz County Fair. Wahkiakum County Historical Society Museum Logging, fishing and cultural displays. Open 1-4pm, Th-Sun. 65 River St, Cathlamet, Wash. For info 360-795-3954. Appelo Archives Center Historic exhibits, Naselle-Grays River area. 1056 State Route 4, Naselle. T-Fri 10–4, Sat 10–2, or by appt. 360484-7103. appeloarchives.org. Art in the Park Sat, Aug 19, 9-5, Longview Civic Center directly across from the historic Monticello Hotel in conjunction with Squirrel Fest. Download application at columbianartists. org. Mary Fortner, 360-274-5844, maf43@ comcast.net or Vicki Brigden, 360-425-9906, vickiamb@msn.com.
CCA (Coastal Conservation Assn) Lower Columbia 9th Annual Banquet Sept 22, doors open 5pm. Kelso Elks Lodge. Live & silent auctions, raffles & games, dinner. $60 single, $110 couple. $400 reserved table of 8. Attendees receive 20% Off coupon Bob’s Sporting Goods. Tickets: 222.ccawashington. org/lowercolumbia. Info: 360-694-4300. Longview Bridge Club Weekly duplicate bridge games Mon 10:30am, Thurs 6:30pm, Kelso Senior Center, 106 NW 8th Ave. New players welcome. For info or help finding a partner: Rich Carle, 360-425-0981 or rhcarle@msn.com. R Square D Dance Club Sept 8, first dance of the regular dance schedule (Septr thru May). Dances on 2nd Friday, 4th Saturday. Plus: 7– 8pm, Mainstream with rounds: 8–10pm. Craig Abercrombie, caller. Lonnie Sycks, Cuer. Kelso Senior Center, 106 NW 8th Ave, Kelso, Wash. More info: www.r-square-d.info. or 360-414-5855.
Managing Chronic Pain Workshop Best practices for managing chronic pain. Thursday, Aug 17, 3pm, Kelso Senior Center, 106 8th Ave., Kelso, Wash. To register, call (360) 5751778. 53rd Threshing & Gas Show Aug 26-27, Robert Herren Farm, 3.5 miles north of Toledo , Wash., on the Jackson Hwy. $5 admission (kids 12 and under Free). Threshing Bee Band, Potato Bar Fri night $8, ,threshing both days on the hour, antique farm machinery and cars. Info: 360-880-0549.
Bingo Bash Sept. 13. Oct 11.Featuring $75 pot, refreshments and door prizes. Begins 12:30pm. Purchase game cards prior to start time. Hosted by Longview Senior Center, 1111 Commerce Ave., Longview, Wash. Sponsored by Monticello Park Senior Living second Wednesday each month. Questions? Call Longview Senior Center, 360-636-0210.
SquirrelFest Sat, Aug. 19, Longview Civic Circle. Food, music, family fun.
The Odd Couple
Women’s Day of Equality Aug 26. (197 anniversary of American women obtaining the right to vote) 10am–12noon, Longview’s Civic Center. Non-partisan walk in celebration of American rights. Suffragette or “protest” costumes, or red, white & blue apparel encouraged. Sponsored by Lower Columbia Indivisibles. Info: Sue Rutherfor, 360-431-5675. th
Kelso Highlander Festival Sept 9-10. Tam O’Shanter Park, Kelso, Wash. Highlander dance competition, bagpipe bands, parade, music by Wicked Tinkers, Men of Worth, Rouges’ End, Free. Norwegian Waffle Breakfast X-Xam at Sons of Norway Hall (224 Catlin St., Kelso, cost?). See story, page 17; ad, page 12. Police Women’s Breakfast Sept 12, 8:30am. All women serving in law enforcement are invited. RSVP 360-575-1778. Hosted by Monticello Park Senior Living in honor of National Police Women’s Day. “I’ve Had My DNA Tested...Now What?” presented by Mary Kathryn Kozy. Sept 14, 7 pm. Lower Columbia Genealogical Society meeting, Somerset Retirement Apartments (dining room), 2025 Tibbetts Drive, Longview. Info: 360-575-9379.
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Stageworks Northwest presents Neil Simon’s classic comedy with a twist, directed by Scarlett Clark. Oct. 6-7-8, 13-14-15, 20-21-22
Kelso Bridge Market
Sundays • 10–3 thru Oct 6 Downtown on 12th, just west of Hwy 30, Astoria, Ore. • 503-325-1010 www.astoriasundaymarket.com
Castle Rock Saturday Market 9am–
2pm thru October. 209 Huntington North, Castle Rock, Wash. In Touch of Wheatlands’ parking lot. 360-967-2436 CRSMarket@hotmail.com
Sundays • 10–3, Three Rivers Mall Kelso, Wash. Info: 360-957-2515.
Puget Island Farmers’ Market Fridays, thru Oct. 13 • 3–6pm 59 West Birnie Slough Rd, Cathlamet, Wash. Info: Rob and Diane 360-849-4145 More on Facebook
Clatskanie Farmers’ Market
St. Helens Open Air Market
Columbia-Pacific Farmers’ Market
Scappoose Community Club Farmers Market
Saturdays• 10–2 Thru Sept. 30 Copes Park. From Hwy 30, turn north on Nehalem, east on Lillich. Produce, jewelry, soaps, arts/crafts, food cart. Food prep demos. Live music. clatskaniefarmersmarket.com Info:clatskaniefmmanager@gmail.com Fridays • 3–6pm, Thru Sept 29 Downtown Long Beach, Wash. www.longbeachwa.gov Info: 360-642-4421
Thursdays, Thru Aug 24 • Opens 4pm. Music 6:30pm alternate Thurs, special 5-day concert series June 29–July 3, Columbia View Amphitheatre, St. Helens Plaza, St. Helens, Ore. Info: christina.13nights@gmail.com or 620-654-8205. See Facebook for info.
Saturdays, thru Sept 30 • 9–2 E. 2nd Street (street closed during market), Scappoose, Ore. (between City Hall & Library - visible from Hwy 30) wwwscappoosefarmermarket.com Info: Bill Blank 503-730-7429
Cowlitz Community Farmers’ Market Tues and Sats • 9–2 thru Oct 7th Ave, Cowlitz Expo Center, Longview, Wash. www.cowlitzfarmersmarkets.com Info: John Raupp 360-785-3883 Jrshamrockhill3@aol.com.
Woodland Farmers Market
Saturdays • 10–3 thru Oct. 14. Closed June 17 for Planters Day. PRODUCE VENDORS ARE NEEDED Hoffman Plaza, downtown across the street from fire station (100 Davidson St) Woodland, Wash. Info: Carrie Riebow, 503-504-4186. www.woodlandfm.com
Ilwaco Saturday Market
Saturdays • 10–4 thru Sept 30 Port of Ilwaco, Ilwaco, Wash. www.portofilwaco.com Info: Bruce Peterson 503-338-9511
Fri-Sat 7:30pm • Sun 2pm TICKETS $15 general, $12 students/seniors. Group rates available.
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This friendly club welcomes newcomers. For more info please call the hike leader or visit mtsthelensclub.org. RT(round trip) distances are from Longview. E=easy, M=moderate, S=strenuous, e.g.=elevation gain. Wed, Aug 16 • Lake Sacajawea (E) Walk around the whole lake (3+mi.) or walk half the lake (1+ mi.) Leaders: Trudy & Ed, 360-414-1160.
Wed, Aug 23 • Bradley Trail (E/M) Drive 42 mi. RT, hike up to 6 miles with 600 ft e.g.. Come hike the forest northeast of Cathlamet on a trail that winds gently up and down. Trail is 3 miles long. We will hike up and back, so you can go any distance up to total of 6 miles. Leaders: Kim, 360-431-5530 and Art, 360-4253140.
Resume/Cover Letter Writing Oneon-one assistance. Weds 6–8pm or by appointment, Project Read area of Longview Public Library, 1600 Louisiana St., Longview, Wash. More info at the Information Desk at the Library, call 360442-5300 or visit www.longviewlibrary.org.
or 360-431-6725
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Mt. St. Helens Club
Sat, Aug 19 • Serene Lake Loop (S) Drive 240 mi. RT. Hike a classic 12.7mile, 2,000 e.g. loop past alpine meadows and lakes with views of Mt. Hood. Leader: Bruce, 360-425-0256.
Congestive Heart Failure Facts & Fiction Seminar Sept 14, 3pm. For caregivers and CHF patients’ loved ones. Longview Senior Center. Refreshments will be served. Register by calling 360-575-1778.
Call to artists/vendors - Cathlamet Art Festival (first ever) seeks fine arts and crafts vendors. Sept. 16, 9-4, Cathlamet, Wash, a charming town on the banks of the Col. River very conducive to artistic atmosphere. Sept 15 Reception and music; Sept 16 activities on Main Street incl art walk, musicians, authors and poets, demos and classes plus fine arts and crafts vendors. Vendor and artists application forms and info, www.tsugagallery.org or 360-795-0725.
Community / Farmers’ Markets Astoria Sunday Market
Sat, Aug 26 • Cloud Cap to Gnarl Ridge (M/S) Drive 250 mi. RT, hike 9 mi. with 2,400 ft. e.g. We’ll start at Cloud Gap and hike the Timberline Trail through some very scenic country to the Gnarl Ridge Viewpoint at 7,300 ft. This is an out-andback trip, so folks can hike as far as they want and return to the trailhead. Leader: Dan, 360-578-2849.
Mon, Aug 28 • Owyhigh Lakes (M) Drive 240 mi. RT. Hike 6 mi. RT with 1,100 ft. e.g. National Park pass required for each car. Wildflowers, scenery. Bring mosquito repellant. Leaders: Pat D, 360-259-0570 and Bruce, 360425-0256. Sat, Sept 2 • Tom, Dick and Harry (M/S) Drive 200 mi. RT. Hike 6 mi. with 1,700 ft. e.g. Forest walk with two great payoffs: lovely Mirror Lake and at the top, scenic views of Mt. Hood. Leader: Susan M, 360-571-1255. Wed, Sept 6 • Seminary Hills Nature Trail (M) Drive 90 mi. RT. Hike 3 mi. with 500 ft. e.g. Large urban natural area, occupies hilltop properyt overlooking Centralia and the Chelhas and Skookumchuck River valleys. Leader: Art, 360-425-3140.. Sat, Sept 9 • Van Trump Park (M/S) Drive 210 mi. RT. Hike 7 mi. with 2,300 ft. e.g. to a scenic alpine meadow with an awesome, in-your-face view of Mt. Rainier. Pass 300-ft Comet Falls on the way. Leader: George W, 360-562-0001. Wed, Sept 13 • Round Lake-Camas (E) Drive 100 mi. RT. Hike 3 mile loop with 380 ft. e.g. on nice trails. Views of lake and forest. Leader: George S, 360-425-8099.
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Informer by Perry Piper
Dreams on the davenport Digitize your memories and media
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hile it’s a complex and long process, I highly recommend you embark on a project for yourself or your family. It’s a joy being able to click a button from anywhere in the world and enjoy your favorite films, share old photos with the party and, most importantly, rest easy knowing your descendants will have an organized collection of their family history. I’ve recently begun this project myself: converting and gathering our family’s photos, videos and music to digital format and using Netflix-like software called PLEX. It organizes and presents the media in a stylish way and makes it accessibile from anywhere in the world on any brand of laptop, phones or Xbox type consoles. For digital photos and home videos you already have, while PLEX does similar things, Google Photos is free and has more advanced features. Simply installing the app on all your devices and signing into your Google account backs them up to the same cloud library in a “set-it-andforget-it” fashion.
Take Inventory
The first step is to describe media type, like VHS or DVD, location, like who currently has possession and where in their house it is and, most importantly, decide if it is worth the cost and time to convert to digital. An example would be if you have the Beatles discography on vinyl, it’d be better to simply buy it again digitally for about $120 vs. paying someone to convert your hard media or for you to buy the gear and spend 7+ hours doing it yourself. Home movies, of course, cannot be purchased, so you’ll have to decide if they are really important or if you can let them go. Part of the process may be to watch hours of old media if labelling isn’t very good. The Easy Way
A service called Legacy Box will process a collection of old media you send in. If you can get your church or other community to do it together through Groupon, you can even save as much as 74%! Their individual customer prices start at $75 for three videos or 3 sets of 25 photos all the way up to the master “trunk” option at $1,000 for 40 videos
or up to 40 sets of 25 photos. The trick with their pricing is that you can never have more than three items for the starter kit or 40 total items for the trunk option, 25 photos being counted as a single item. Just be sure to opt for the thumb drive and NOT the DVD, as that technology is already obsolete and would need to also be converted down the road as well. And you may need multiple DVDs, whereas jump drives can hold as much as 125 DVDs! Do it Yourself
If the idea of sending your life memories in the mail scares you, or you think doing the conversion process yourself would be a fun family project (or if you can rope in a tech savvy grandchild), it’s pretty easy. You can get what’s called a “capture card” for your laptop or desktop computer. Entry options include a small $10 USB adapter you’ll plug your VCR or other analog video device into, hit “Play” and record on the computer software. For home movies on CDs or DVDs, the process is as simple as inserting the disc into your computer and dragging the files over, or using a free program like Handbrake to convert them, more on that below. If you don’t care about the time, especially since each video takes a few minutes to set up and the computer then does all the work in 30 minutes to an hour, use Handbrake’s h.265 (HEVC) .mp4 format at “20” on the quality scale, as this will give you the smallest possible file size with no visible quality loss. If you aren’t using the newest devices across the board and don’t plan on upgrading anytime soon, use h.264 with the same settings, as this is the older format with greater compatibility and processes twice as quickly. If you opt for PLEX and plan to convert TV shows, use the S01E01 file naming format, signifying “Season 1, episode 1,” and so on, in sequence so that the files can be picked up by the service. Handbrake allows you to make 30-second test conversions so you can test the filetype with all your devices to ensure subtitles, audio and video are how you want them before you begin the hours-long process for real. The Extra Mile
You might want to digitize your commercial movies — complete with parental controls — to get rid of disc
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clutter or to access while on vacation, with a program called “AnyDVD.” An important note here is that this project is meant for personal use only for your already-owned media and shouldn’t be used to copy (steal) friends’ movies. “AnyDVD” unlocks DVD and Blu-ray discs that you can then use Handbrake to convert into a digital file. Pricing is $130 for lifetime membership (note that in the tech world, “lifetime” should be viewed only as about five years, since companies can change their policies at any time) or about $70 per year. Sadly, you can’t just buy the digital movie file, since they almost always require you to use their host service, like iTunes or Youtube, etc. So converting the files yourself is my recommended way to create a unified private experience and make sure you don’t lose access to your media over the years. In my experience, if company servers fail and even after hours on the phone with them, I’ve permanently lost purchased movies! A Night on the Couch with your Memories
PLEX is free for the basic things or requires single time activation fees for each device app you’d like. For people who want a full-blown home theater experience, the Plex Premium Pass
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•Every bride has to learn it’s not her wedding but her mother’s. ~ Luci Johnson Nugent
service is $5 monthly or a one-time fee of $150. The service automatically pulls album covers, text synopses and ratings for each title. It also remembers where you left off and, in the premium version, shows trailers for new movies. Even from the airport Wi-Fi, you can save movies to your device before travelling to a destination where Internet may be spotty. The service works when you leave your host computer with all the files on 24/7, allowing others to access them. You can use any modern computer, build your own server or purchase a standalone box (like the 4 TB Western Digital PR2100 Pro for $600, supporting three people simultaneously watching movies, with space to store 600 HD movies or 800,000 photos or songs!). If you think this project might be worthwhile, I recommend you get started before it’s too late. If you have any questions or would like me to assist you with the process, contact Perry Piper Productions: perrypiper@hotmail. com or 360-270-0608. ••• Perry Piper is planning his next travel adventure to Bogotá, Columbia. There, he will get to meet Evelyn, the 16-year-old girl he’s been sponsoring for the past four years through Children International. Stay tuned for a report.
Selected by Gordon Sondker
•God created dogs and kids to remind us not to take things too seriously. ~ Frank Fletcher
• Plain women know more about men than beautiful women. ~ Katharine Hepburn
•The first requisite of a good citizen in this Republic of ours is that he shall be able and willing to pull his weight. ~ Theodore Roosevelt
•Falling madly in love with someone is not necessarily the starting point to getting married. ~ Prince Charles
•We must indeed all hang together or, most assuredly we shall all hang separately. ~ Bemjamin Franklin
•Blessed are the young, for they shall inherit the national debt. ~ Herbert Hoover
• Democracy is based on the conviction that man has the moral and intellectual capacity, as well as the inalienable right, to govern himself with reason and justice. ~ Harry S. Truman
• Men are what their mothers made them. ~ Ralph Waldo Emerson •The thing that impresses me most about America is the way parents obey their children. ~ Duke of Windsor
•He that falls in love with himself will have no rivals. ~ Benjamin Franklin •Accept that some days you’re the pigeon, and some days you’re the statue. ~ Roger C. Anderson
Longview resident Gordon Sondker, 90, is enjoying life and sees encouraging signs of the economic front. “Amazon is looking for ways to get Christmas help,” he said, “and it’s only August. There are plenty of opportunities out there!”
Eclipse Mania Astronomy gets to be in the limelight again
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By Greg Smith
s we have been reporting the last few months getting prepared for “The Great American Eclipse,” a media frenzy will be covering this spectacular event. TV stations will be holding two and a half hour marathons of local eclipse viewing, with shots from other parts of the country and the crowds viewing it. More people will view this one eclipse than any other single eclipse in history. People are traveling from many parts of the U.S. just to get in the shadow. Others are traveling from many parts of the world to be part of this daytime sky extravaganza. All this mayhem for a 2 – 2 ½ minute show. Astronomy gets to be in the limelight again. It seems that astronomy gets the limelight more often than any of the other sciences. It also happens to be the most accessible to the general population. Dinosaurs, for all their popularity, don’t get this much media time. Earthquakes and tsunamis get a lot of attention, but only after the disasters happen. Astronomy is the only major science that is predictable. We can predict lunar eclipses, solar eclipses, and we may even predict the appearance of a comet. Everything else is after the fact. But what comes next? What happens in the sky after an eclipse? We return to the normal sky: planets, nebulas, multi-star systems, varied colored stars — the regular beauty of the night sky. “The regular beauty” — doesn’t that just sound pathetic? What is regular about beauty? A glorious sunrise, an awesome sunset, a mysterious moonrise — is this regular beauty? Doesn’t the view of the rings of Saturn just take your breath away? The moons of Jupiter making their daily dance around the striped planet are part of this regular beauty of the sky, too. This regular beauty is, in a way,
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comforting — comforting in its sameness, comforting in its steadfastness. You know what to expect; if something surprises you, it too is beautiful. The Last of the Summer Sky
The rocky planets of Mars, Venus and Mercury are visible in the morning, just before sunrise. Jupiter is heading for and will soon disappear behind the sun at sunset. Saturn will stay with us for a while longer. Those of you with a desire to see Saturn in 3D with your telescope, keep a close eye on the planet as the shadow of Saturn falls on the rings this September. The rings are at their highest tilt in 15 years and over the next months, will be slowly decreasing that wide view. Small telescopes will reveal Saturn’s bright moon Titan just a ways from the planet it orbits. It will be the brightest point of light near its parent. The great square of Pegasus and the galaxy in Andromeda are rising in the east and taking command of the late summer and early autumn sky. The stars of the Summer Triangle — Vega, Altair and Deneb — are overhead as the midsummer grouping. Lyra has the star pair known as the “double double” sitting right next to bright Vega. Cygnus, with its tail star, Deneb, flies down the Milky Way; at its head is the gorgeous yellow and blue double star Albireo. Altair, the eye of the Eagle, is in the southeastern and southern sky. Near Saturn, in the low southern sky, is the twinkling red star Antares. It twinkles due to the amount of warm summer air the light has to pass through. It would look like a red Altair if it was not so low on the horizon. If your southern sky is not full of light pollution, look next to Antares with your binoculars, and find the fuzzy ball of light that is a globular cluster of thousands of stars in a tight gravitationally bound sphere known as M4. There is more to see in the sky than the Great American Eclipse. Keep looking up. Longview resident Greg Smith is an active member of Friends of Galileo, a familyfriendly astronomy club which meets monthly in Longview. For info about the club, call Chuck Ring, 360-636-2294.
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want to reinforce safety about viewing the August 21 total solar eclipse. Southwest Washington and Northwest Oregon will NOT be in the shadow of the moon. We will have about 97-98% coverage of the sun, but the remaining bit of the sun is WAY too bright to view without proper shielding. As this issue goes to press, Columbia River Reader is sold out of cardboard eclipse glasses, but Fred Meyer and Walmart still have them. If still available, get a pair. Otherwise, use welder’s #14 glass, or make your own simple and safe viewer for the local partial solar eclipse. Do not look at the sun without protection at any time during the partial eclipse. You may only remove them during totality (2 minute max) if you are standing somewhere within the 60-mile wide band of totality spanning Oregon from Lincoln City-Salem-Madras-John Day, etc. ~ Greg Smith TWO EASY-TO-MAKE ECLIPSE VIEWERS 1. Box Viewer Cut a one-inch square hole in one of the small ends of a shoe-box or larger longer box and cover it with dark paper/aluminum foil. Punch a hole in the dark paper/aluminum foil with a sharp pencil. On the inside of the other end of the box, place a piece of white paper. You do not need the box lid. Just look through the open side. With your back towards the sun; aim the end with the hole in it at the sun. When you see the circle of light on the white paper, you have aligned your viewer. You are now looking at an image of the sun and should be able to see the moon crossing in front of the sun. 2. Cardboard Squares Take two pieces of cardboard and cut a one-inch square hole in one and tape dark paper/ aluminum foil to cover the square hole and punch a small round hole in the dark paper with a sharp pencil. Tape white paper on the other piece of cardboard, Stand with your back to the sun and hold the white cardboard below the one with the small hole in it. Hold the cardboard with the small hole near your shoulder and move it till a round dot of light is on the white paper. The farther the cardboard with the hole in it is from the cardboard with the white paper, the larger the dot. Now you should be able to see an image of the moon crossing in front of the sun.
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Astoria Fulio’s Pastaria 1149 Commercial St., Astoria. Italian-Mediterranean cuisine. Steaks, pasta, veal scallopini, lamb. Full bar, wine. Open 11:30–9, 7 days a week. 503-325-9001.
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Luigi’s Pizza 117 East 1st Street, Rainier 503-556-4213 Pizza, spaghetti, burgers, beer & wine. See ad, page 11.
Kelso Fultano’s Pizza 770 E. Columbia River Hwy Family style with unique pizza offerings, hot grill items & more! M-Sat 11am–10pm; Sun 11am–9pm. 503-728-2922
1260 Commerce Ave. Serving lunch & dinner Mon–Sat 11am–10pm. Full bar, banquet space, American comfort food. 360-703-3904. www.millcitygrill.com. See ad, page 9.
Rainier Alston Pub & Grub 25196 Alston Rd., Rainier 503-556-4213 11 beers on tap, cocktails. Open daily 11am. 503-556-9753 See ad, page 11. Conestoga Pub Cornerstone Café 102 East “A” Street Microbrews, wines & spirits Prime rib Friday & Sat. Open M-F 6am–8pm; Sat-Sun 7am–8pm. 503-556-8772. See ad, page 11.
Evergreen Pub & Café 115-117 East 1st Street Burgers, halibut, prime rib, full bar. 503-556-9935. See ad, page 11. Goble Tavern 70255 Columbia River Hwy. (Milepost 31, Hwy. 30) Food, beer & wine + full bar, Live entertainment. 503-556-4090. See ad page 11.
Hometown Pizza 109 E. “A” St. Take-and-bake, Delivery, To-Go and dine-in. Lunch Buffet M-F 11–2. Open daily 11am; close M-Th, Sat 9pm, Fri 10pm. 503-556-3700
Fire Mountain Grill • NEW Location 9440 Spirit Lake Hwy, Milepost 19. Lunch & Dinner: Burgers, sandwiches, salads, steaks seafood, chicken & dumplings, housemade cobblers and infamous Bigfoot Burger. Riverside dining. Open daily 10am–8pm. 360-2745217. See ad, page 15.
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My Thai Kitchen Grounds for Opportunity 413 S. Pacific Ave. 360-703-3020 Wed– Sun 7am–3pm. Breakfast and Lunch available all day.
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421 20th Ave., Authentic Thai food, i.e. Drunken Noodles, Pad Thai, Green Curry. Tues–Sat 11:30– 2:30pm, 4:30–7:30pm. 360560-3779.
The Original Pietrio’s Pizzeria Ixtapa Fine Mexican Restaurant 640 E. Columbia River Hwy Fine Mexican cuisine. Daily specials. The best margarita in town. Daily drink specials. Sports bar. M-Th 11am–9:30pm; Fri & Sat 11am–11:30pm; Sun 11am–9pm. 503-728-3344
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Homestyle cooking from the 1960s-1970. All natural ingredients. Beer and wine available. Open Wed. thru Sun, 7am–8pm. See ad, page 9.
The Carriage Restaurant & Lounge
Full breakfast, lunch and dinner. Daily drink special: Bloody Mary $5. Homemade soup 6am–2pm. Full bar in lounge, open 6am. 1334 12th Ave. 360-425-8545.
614 Commerce Ave., Longview. 18 varieties of pizza. Salad bar, Lunch buffet all-you-can-eat. Beer & wine. Mon-Fri open 11am, Sat-Sun 12 Noon. 360-3533512.
Porky’s Public House 561 Industrial Way, Longview Slow-roasted prime rib Fri & Sat, flat iron steaks, 1/3-lb burgers, fish & chips. 33 draft beers. Full bar. Family-friendly, weekly jazz and acoustic dinner hour sets on Weds. 360-636-1616. See ad, page 18.
Sunshine Pizza & Catering 2124 Columbia Blvd. Hot pizza, cool salad bar. Beer & wine. 503-397-3211 See ad, page 12.
Scappoose Fultano’s Pizza 51511 SE 2nd. Family style with unique pizza offerings, hot grill items & more! “Best pizza around!” M–Th, Sat 11am–10pm; Fri 11am–11pm; Sun 11am–9pm. Full bar service ‘til 11pm Fri & Sat. Deliveries in Scappoose. 503-543-5100.
Ixtapa Fine Mexican Restaurant
Locally roasted espresso, fine teas, fresh pastries daily, smoothies, beer & wine, homemade soups. Breakfast and lunch. 1333 Broadway. 360-425-7700 See ad, page 4.
Country Folks Deli 1329 Commerce Ave., Longview. Open for lunch and dinner. 360-425-2837. See ad, page 33.
Freddy’s Just for the Halibut. Cod, halibut & tuna fish and chips, oysters & clams., award-winning clam chowder. Prime rib every Thurs. Beer and wine. M-W 10–8, Th-Sat 10–9, Sun 11–8. 1110 Commerce 360-414-3288. See ad, page 5.
Hop N Grape 924 15th Ave., Longview M–Th 11am–8pm; Fri & Sat 11am–9pm; Sun 11am–7pm. BBQ meat slow-cooked on site. Pulled pork, chicken brisket, ribs, turkey, salmon. World-famous mac & cheese. 360-577-1541 See ad page 8. 1210 Ocean Beach Hwy., Longview. Fish & chips, burgers, more. Beer & wine. 360-577-7972.
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Roland Wines 1106 Florida St., Longview Authentic Italian wood-fired pizza, wine, and beer. Casual ambience, music, al fresco and indoor dining. 5–9pm Wed-Sat, 1–5pm Sun See ad, page 25.
Teri’s 3225 Ocean Beach Hwy, Longview. Lunch and dinner. Fine dining, with specials, fresh NW cuisine. Happy Hour. Full bar. Mon–Sat open 11am. Closed Sundays. 360-577-0717.
Fresh-roasted coffee, snack and pastries. 1335 14th Ave., M-F 9am–4pm, Sat-Sun 9am–4pm. 360-232-8642 Second location: 931 Ocean Beach Hwy (Inside seating plus drive-thru). M-F 6am–8pm, Sat-Sun 8am–8pm. 360-232-8642. See ad, page 9.
Castle Rock Parker’s Restaurant & Brewery 1300 Mt. St. Helens Way. I-5 Exit 49. Lunch, Dinner. Burgers, hand-cut steak; seafood and pasta. Restaurant opens 11am, Lounge 12 Noon. Closed Monday. 360-967-2333
33452 Havlik Rd. Fine Mexican cuisine. Daily specials. The best margarita in town. Daily drink specials. M-Th 11am–9:30pm; Fri & Sat 11am–11:30pm; Sun 11am–9pm. 503-543-3017
Warren Warren Country Inn 56575 Columbia River Hwy. Fine family dining. Breakfast, lunch & dinner. Fri Prime Rib special, Taco Tuesday. Karaoke Fri-Sat. Full bar. M-Th 8am–9:30pm, Fri-Sat 8am–10:30pm, Sun 9am–9pm. 503-410-5479.
Woodland The Oak Tree 1020 Atlantic Ave., Woodland. Full breakfast, lunch and dinner menu. Fresh from scratch cooking. Great happy hour menu. Sun 7am–9pm, M-Th 8am–9pm, Fri-Sat 7am–10pm. 360-841-8567
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Are your trees thirsty? Humans aren’t the only ones who need a drink!
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ummer was a long time getting here this year, but once it started, Mother Nature turned off the spigot. Our last appreciable rainfall was in the third week of June! Most of us in the Pacific Northwest never even think about watering our trees and shrubs during the summer. Drought stress may not kill a tree outright, but symptoms such as those mentioned at right may continue for a couple of years after normal rainfall returns. Remember those hot, dry summers we had in 2014-2015? At the WSU Plant Clinic, we are still seeing tree and shrub problems that started three years ago. Prolonged heat and water stress makes a plant more vulnerable to pest infestations or bacterial and fungal infections. There are several strategies to keep your woody plants healthy and vigorous when we have these long, hot JulyAugust-September conditions: Remove competition; Mulch; Water properly.
Get rid of the competition
Grass competes with trees and shrubs for water and nutrients. It’s a very good idea to remove all grass from under the “drip line” of a tree. The drip line is the area under shade of the tree’s branches. If you’re watering a conifer, remove the grass another three feet beyond the tree’s drip line. Mulch
To keep the soil from losing moisture from evaporation, mulch with 2-4 inches of coarse wood chips or bark. Don’t use bark dust, which mats up and can actually create a water barrier. If you are using bark dust, be sure to rake it to break up the
Signs of drought stress • New growth is stunted and/or wilting, older leaves may be curling or crispy around the edges. • The leaves may turn brown between the veins, progressing until the entire leaf turns brown. • Trees or shrubs with shiny leaves may have a dull look. • Plants with green leaves may look dull green or bluish gray. • Leaves may drop prematurely. • On conifers, look for yellowing or reddish second-year (interior) needles that drop prematurely (losing needles on the inside of the tree may be a normal seasonal occurrence for conifers such as pine and arborvitae).
mats before you water. Don’t “volcanomulch,” as I’ve seen some people do, piling mulch up around the trunk of the tree. This can promote abnormal root growth and create an ideal habitat for plant diseases and insects. Keep the mulch 6-8 inches from the trunk. How to water
Contrary to popular belief, tree roots that take up most of the water and nutrients are no deeper than 12-18 inches below ground. We need to water slowly, deeply, and thoroughly to encourage the formation of deep roots. The best way to water is using the plain old garden hose. The general rule of thumb is to give the tree 10 gallons of water for each inch of trunk diameter (measured at shoulder height). You can easily estimate this by turning your hose on to a medium trickle, fill a container such as a 5 gallon bucket, and note how long it takes to fill. Let’s say, for example, that you have an established
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tree with a trunk diameter of 5 inches. You need to get 50 gallons of water delivered to the entire area under the tree’s canopy. If it takes 5 minutes to fill your 5 gallon bucket, you’ll need to water under the tree’s canopy area for 50 minutes. Place the end of the hose midway between the trunk and the drip line of the tree so the water can spread in all directions. You’ll need to move the hose so the entire area under the tree is watered.
Family STEM Night, Friday, Sept 22, 4-7 pm at Lower Columbia Community College, Longview, Wash. Lot’s of fun learning taking place! Master Gardeners Info: Cowlitz County, Wash. 360-577-3014 Columbia County, Ore: 503-397-3462
If your hose won’t reach a tree, you can use a bucket to slow-water your tree. Get one of those 5-gallon plastic paint buckets. Drill a few small holes in the bottom, fill with water and transport to your tree. Continue until your tree has been completely watered.
How often should you water your trees? If you haven’t watered them at all this summer, do it today! Here are some general guidelines: Established trees/shrubs: Shrubs and trees (1 to 15“ diameter) every two weeks Large trees (16“ diameter) once a month.
To be sure that you’ve watered adequately, check the next day by digging a small hole 5-8 inches deep with a screwdriver or trowel close to the dripline. Check that the soil is moist—like a sponge that’s been wrung out. Water again if you need to. Water in the morning or evening to make your watering more efficient. You will lose water to evaporation if you water in the heat of the day.
For trees planted this spring: Water as often as needed to keep the soil moist. They haven’t had time to develop an extensive root system yet. •••
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Bavarian bliss Left to right: Nancy and Jim McCoy, of Cathlamet, Wash., Rainier, Ore. residents Sherry and Dave McCoy. in May. “Going up the Tegelberg Gondola (near Schwangau in Bavaria, Germany, was breathtaking,” wrote Nancy McCoy.“You could see Hohenschwangau and Neuschwanstein Castles in the distance. Hang gliders were going off the top; sunny and warm weather. We took our coats off and sat outside at the picnic tables and drank beer and ate bowls of goulash. Wonderful!”
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No cigar! Michael and Carolyn Caines, of Kelso, Wash., in Havana, Cuba, on a cruise from Fort Lauderdale, at the Christ of Havana statue, 20 meters high, overlooking the bay.
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Nice boat Don and Debbie Clark of Kelso, Wash.; Steven Michels, Bend Ore.; Harley and Carol Michels, of Longview; Cindy Pihl and Ron Pihl, of Longview. In St. Maarten on one of their traditional family trips, this time a Caribbean cruise.
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the spectator by ned piper
What’s new in our world
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s many of you may know from recent stories in the Reader, our family was pleasantly surprised to learn that when my late brother served in the Vietnam War, he fathered a child, Quoc Van Ngo. Quoc and his wife and son moved to Longview in January. Four months later, they re-located to Springfield, Illinois, to join their soon-to-immigrate daughter and son-in-law. In a recent phone call from Springfield, we learned that all five of them will fly to Longview for a short visit in late September. It will be very good to see
our extended family and to discover how much English they have learned while re-starting their lives in America. When Sue learned that renowned documentary filmmaker Ken Burns was presenting a preview of his ten-part series on the Vietnam War in Portland, she bought tickets. Given our new connection to this war and to Vietnam, Burns’ presentation seemed like a perfect opportunity to enhance our knowledge of that troubled time. The series will begin on Sunday, September 17th. See story, page 16.
The solar eclipse
Are you ready for the coming amazing natural wonder where the moon lines up between earth and sun and darkens our world for a few minutes? It’s called the eclipse of the sun. Those who travel to Oregon or Idaho to view a TOTAL eclipse will get the most out of the experience. Those who witness it closer to home will find the partial eclipse interesting, but likely not “soul shaking,” as Sue describes her experience 18 years ago. No matter where you are the morning of August 21st, be sure to wear your eclipse glasses so as not to damage your eyes by looking directly at the sun. Regular sunglasses are simply not adequate to protect from the sun’s harmful, direct rays (see page 29). Interest is very high for the eclipse, evidenced by the fact that we sold 1,400 pair of the special glasses here at the CRR office on 14th Avenue in downtown Longview. HaikuFest goes Hawaiian
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Another popular event on the horizon for CRR is the Annual Haikufest. In previous years, we’ve hosted a celebration in the Reader office. It’s always been well attended by Haikufest participants. Gary Meyers, the gentleman who founded and organizes the contest, flies in from his home in Hawaii for the party and “awards” ceremonies. This year, marking the 10th Anniversary CRR’s Haikufest, we’re holding the party in Honolulu in late February. You read it right, folks. Participants are invited to gather for the festivities, meet the esteemed judges and enjoy the warm tropical sun. Snorkeling is optional. Hearing this news, my boyhood friend, Lee Quarnstrom — now a California resident who says his favorite place in the world is Hawaii — has already sent in a couple of original haikus. Details of Haikufest 2018 are yet to be determined (watch for the announcement in September’s CRR), but if the judges accept early entries with a Pacific Northwest theme, these could be winners: Smelt
Tasty memories: Tiny, kippered, smoked, sautéed. What a mighty fish! MMMM!
Painful, bloody hands, fingers pricked by bramble thorns. Oh, blackberry pie! We do try to keep things interesting at the Reader and we appreciate the loyalty and support of all our readers, advertisers and friends. ••• 34 / August 15 – September 14, 2017 / Columbia River Reader
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UNDER THE BRIDGE? By Brooke Hendrickson
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hat a crazy month July was! Between Port Tours and the Cowlitz County Fair, it was a whirlwind of a month that I genuinely enjoyed and that is all thanks to the lovely people who make up this community. All month long I had the opportunity to meet, talk to, and interact with a huge portion of this community and learn your thoughts about the Port of Longview, what you’d like to learn in the future and how you perceive the Port. What an ideal situation for any communications professional! Our Tours went really well – great questions were asked and answered, a lot of new community members learned about, and saw for the first time their Port in action. Considering it was the first Summer Tour Series I had been a part of, I feel really proud of it. As soon as our Port Tours wrapped up, we went straight into the Cowlitz County Fair, an event that I have a new appreciation for. I was able to meet even more community members and learn about their interests in the Port, as well as hear lots of questions and comments about Willow Grove Park. It was refreshing to hear what people liked, what people didn’t like, how people were feeling about their Port. With summer wrapping up, we hope you enjoy what is left of it. Stay tuned for announcements about next year’s summer events – including Port Tour dates, Cowlitz County Fair announcements and more! ••• Brooke Hendrickson is Communications Associate with the Port of Longview. Reach her at bhendrickson@portoflongview.com or 360-703-0256.
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Joint Pain? Longview Ortho Has Answers More than 40 million Americans have been diagnosed with arthritis. This crippling disease can cause swelling and severe joint pain, leading to a loss of mobility.
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