Top 5 sports related costumes to avoid Happy Halloween, boys and ghouls! Odds are you’ve already planned your costume, but in case you were feeling apprehensive about making a grievous fashion faux pas as you embark on an evening of door-to-door begging for candy — er — trick-or-treating? We’re here to help. Here are the top five costumes for any self-respecting sports fan to avoid this year. 1. Boston Red Sox third baseman Will Middlebrooks. You trippin’, man. 2. The Dallas Cowboys defensive backfield. All of it. You let Megatron run wild for 329 receiving yards? One of the safeties should have dressed up as Optimus Prime. 3. A giant-headed anything. The Washington Nationals have the presidents. The Pittsburgh Pirates have the pierogies. The Oakland A’s (sigh) have Rickey, Catfish and Eck. But let’s leave it to the professionals, shall we? Nobody can top Milwaukee’s Brat, Kielbasa, Frankfurter, and Italian. 4. A cheerleader. C’mon, guys. No matter how good your legs are, you just can’t do the look justice. Plus. What? You’re gonna shave em? Ow. 5. Indianapolis Colts owner Jim Irsay. What? You didn’t understand what we were saying about the giant-headedness or the cheerleaderness? How about just don’t dress up like a jerk? — Bill Kolb, Survivor of the Zombie Apocalypse John Fisher/Cal Sport Media/ZumaPress GIRLS VOLLEYBALL: Sac-Joaquin Section Girls Volleyball Championships, Nov. 21, UC Davis — Few things provide more edge-of-year-seat enjoyment than championship volleyball, and kudos to the SJS for putting all of its title games on a single day under one roof.
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FOOTBALL: Deer Valley at Pittsburg, 7 p.m., Nov. 1 — BVAL championship will be on the line, as will Deer Valley’s perfect record. GIRLS GOLF: CIF NorCal Championships, 8 a.m., Nov. 4, Spring Creek GC, Ripon — It’s worth the small road trip to see some of the best swings in the state.
FOOTBALL: Pleasant Grove vs. Folsom, 7:15 p.m., Nov. 8, Sheldon HS — Good chance both teams are undefeated for end-of-season showdown. BOYS SOCCER: Sac-Joaquin Section Championships, Nov. 16 — Consumnes Oaks-Elk Grove and Stagg-Stockton will serve as host sites.
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