Chapbook 54 | Basic Cable Couplets by Larry O. Dean

One Of Janice’s Sons Is A Hell-Raiser 18 Pretty, Charming, And Weight-Challenged Pam 18 Quickly Approaching Her Fiftieth Birthday 18 Rebecca Mistakenly Thinks Steven Is Gay 18 Rick’s Boss Persuades Him To Relocate His Family 19 Right From The Start 19 Rita Suffers From A Serious Psychological Diagnosis 19 Sandy Happens To Be A Special-Effects Expert 19 Scott Wakes Up 19 16-Year-Old Stephanie 19 Spring Break Is Supposed To Be About Boys 20 Stressed-Out Working Wife And Mom Emma 20 Sunny And Mick 20 Sweet-Natured 15-Year-Old Leonard 20 Teachers Get Busted All The Time 20 There’s A Sicko On The Loose 21 There’s Nothing More Terrifying 21 Theresa Is Faced With A Triple Whammy Of Hurt 21 This Is The True Story 21 Three Female Roommates 21 Three Generations Of Dallas Lawmen 22 Tired Of Being Neglected 22 Tracy’s Biological Clock Is Ticking 22 Turns Out He’s Having A Fling 22 TV Producer Whitney 22 Two Desperate Truck Drivers 23 Under Hypnosis 23 Vanessa Has Always Been Best Buds 23 Vulnerable Laurie 23 We All Check Our Horoscopes 23 What Do You Do 24 What Happens When A Teacher For The Blind 24 When Big-City Newspaper Columnist Courtney 24 When Fiona Gets Thrown Out Of Her Apartment Window 24 When Jamie Receives The Wrong Photos 24