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Join SBCO and Rob Kapilow for
mUSICALLY eNGAGING eXPERIENCES NOV. 16, 2013 • 7:30
What Makes It Great? Mozart’s “Jupiter” Symphony
PHOTO: MEGHAN KRAUSS – WITH PERMISSION FROM THE BANFF CENTRE
Take a trip to the fifth planet from the Sun with SBCO for our first MEE concert of the year! Mozart’s Symphony No. 1 in C Major is nicknamed the Jupiter Symphony, but not by Mozart.
NOV. 17, 2013 • 4:30
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Join us for SBCO’s 2013-2014 season at the beautiful Music Academy of the West’s Hahn Hall! December 10, 2013 at 7:30pm
String Triple Heiichiro Ohyama, Conductor
MOZART Divertimento No. 2, K.125b (137) in B Major (1722) RUTTER Suite for Strings (20th Century) SCHUBERT String Quartet in D minor, D. 810 (1824) “Death and the Maiden” (arr. by Gustav Mahler)
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EasyLift transportation from the Lobero Theater available! Call the SBCO Office at 966-2441 to make a reservation.
Visit www.sbco.org for more details! Programs, artists and performance dates are subject to change.
COVER
Mazza’s Missive – Editor-in-Chief Matt Mazza learns – the hard way – that rugby is in fact a gentleman’s game up at Eling’s Park with the Grunion Rugby Football Club of Santa Barbara.
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Table of Contents – Wow. Really? You are looking right at it.
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ust & Cover – Jeremy Harbin talks with the incomparable Alice Cooper and sets the Wikipedia D record straight before the Nightmare comes to the Chumash Casino Resort. (Terrific, hilarious column, Jeremy, straight up. Alice Cooper is the man.)
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The Beer Guy – Zach Rosen goes inside the new Telegraph Brewery in the first of a two-part series. He also drinks beer. And he likes it.
It’s Crime Time – Horse dog pretty colors geometric skeleton death. Public nudity and defecation. Rosa boys are still the same. Et cetera. L etters to the Editor – Everything from Paradise Café and Kenyan education issues to electoral politics, sovereign debt, antibiotic resistant superbugs, solving the homeless problem, age discrimination and lots more.
Eight Days a Week – Jeramy loves the Beadles and Jim and Pal. He also knows quite a bit about what’s going on in town this week. Check it out… and tell ‘em 8 Days sent ya!
Santa Barbara View – Election results and analysis by Sharon Byrne; Loretta Redd brings a poignant social commentary piece on addiction culture and kids (this is brutally honest and should be read by everybody… nicely done, Loretta); Ray Estrada returns with his business beat.
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Man About Town – Mark Léisuré is all about live theatre and music this week. He is really excited for Out of the Box Theatre Company’s stage adaptation of Stephen King’s Carrie. (Hey Mark, don’t go covering yourself in pigs’ blood and getting all telekinetic on us.)
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Presidio Sports – All the local sports and scores, as well as KEYT Sports Anchor and host of Friday Football Focus Mike Klan’s NFL Picks for Charity. In the Garden with Mr. GreenJeans – Randy Arnowitz finally completes his series on orchids. There is disagreement among local green thumbs about the potting and mounting techniques Randy discusses in this installment, but there is total unanimity on the fact that he has officially beaten the orchid horse to death. (Randy, what about winter veggies? Anything to write about there? Randy?)
FamilyMusik Green Eggs & Hamadeus! The wacky world of Dr. Seuss comes alive in this fun concert! It is a merry, whiz-bang romp through the Seuss classic, Green Eggs & Ham and includes Mozart’s Eine kleine Nachtmusik—“a little night music.”
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Pump It – Jenny Schatzle and Josiah Hamilton are so inspiring that the Sentinel has decided to sponsor a couple lucky readers through Jenny’s program. Better go read to figure this out… there’s not much time to submit your plea for sponsorship on our Facebook page. Oh, and Jenny’s got a gnarly Tabada workout this week, so go do it.
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Mad Science – Rachelle Oldmixon is left with a big bag of fun-sized Halloween candy and a nasty tummy ache. Why is she drawn to the bowl time and time again? Why is she a slave to the sucrose? Why is she high on dopamine? (What’s with all the questions?)
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Shop Girl – Kateri Wozny is a fashionable bird that flies around with clothes and jewelry. (Or something like that.) She likes Lovebird Boutique & Jewelry Bar quite a bit and not only wrote about it but left with a cute cardigan. Double bonus!
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Howlin’ at the Moon – An unexpectedly prolific Joseph Timmons hits Costa de Oro Winery in Santa Maria and likes what he… hears? (Wait, Joseph, aren’t you supposed to put wine in your mouth? What the hell is this column about, anyway?)
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Girl About Town – The Sentinel’s own Julie Bifano spends some quality time at SB Open Streets with her point and shoot. And she points and shoots. And talks to people. And smiles a lot.
You Have Your Hands Full – Mara Peters hates the holidays. (No really, we think she might.) Every parent dreading the impending eight weeks should read this. It will put a smile on your face and let you know that it will all be all right. (Well, at least there’s a chance it will all work out.)
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Santa Barbara Skinny – The Skinny chicks bring us eco-conscious bamboo ski poles and mouthwatering dishes from The Lark. And the Weekend Guide will make you feel like you’re cool and know what’s happening even if you aren’t and you don’t.
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Keepin’ It Reel – Priorities, priorities. Jim Luksic has so many movies to see and so little time to see them. What’s he seen this week? Spoiler alert: One flick involves old guys and Las Vegas and the other involves a horny flight attendant. (Ah, Jim, this is a family paper. Can we keep the reviews of adult films to a minimum please?)
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Realtors in Rectangles – That pretty much says it all.
Open House Directory – So does that.