سعيد سامان

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‫ﺻـﻴﺎﻧـﺖ ﻳﺎ ﺧـﻴﺎﻧـﺖ؟‬ ‫ﻋﻠــﻰ ﺧﺎﻣﻨﻪ ‪ ،‬ﻫﺒﺮ ﺣﻜﻮﻣﺖ ﺳــﻼﻣﻰ ﻣﺮ ﺳــﺨﻨﺮ ﻧﻰ ﺧــﻮ ﺟﻤﻊ ﮔﺮ ﻫﻰ ‬ ‫ﻣﻌﻠﻤﻴﻦ ﭘﺮﺳــﺘﺎ ‪ ،-‬ﺑﻪ ﻛﺴــﺎﻧﻴﻜﻪ ﺑﻪ )ﻧﭽﻪ »ﺳــﻼﻣﺖ« ﻧﺘﺨﺎﺑﺎ& ﺧﻮ ﻧﺪ‪ $‬ﻧﺘﻘﺎ ﺗﻰ‬ ‫ ﻣﻰﻛﻨﻨﺪ ﺑﻪ ﺷــﺪ& ﺣﻤﻠﻪ ﻛﺮ ‪ .‬ﺑﻪ ﮔﻔﺘﺔ ﻫﺒﺮ ﺟﻤﻜﺮ ‪ -‬ﻛﺴﺎﻧﻴﻜﻪ ﺳﻼﻣﺖ ﻧﺘﺨﺎﺑﺎ&‬ ‫ ﺑﻪ ﻳﺮ ﺳــﺌﻮ ‪ :‬ﻣﻰﺑﺮﻧﺪ »ﺣﺮ‪ 9‬ﺷــﻤﻦ ﻣﻰ ﻧﻨﺪ«! ﻻ ‪ 6‬ﺑﻪ ﻳﺎ ) ﺳــﺖ ﻛﻪ ‬ ‫ﺗﻦ ﻧﺎﻣﺰ ﻫﺎ ﮔﺮ ‪ $‬ﺑﻪ ﺻﻄﻼ> » ﺻﻼ>ﻃﻠﺐ«‪ ،‬ﻣﻴﺮﺣﺴــﻴﻦ ﻣﻮﺳــﻮ ﻛﺮ ﺑﻰ ﺳﺖ‬ ‫ﺑﻪ ﺗﺸــﻜﻴﻞ ﻛﻤﻴﺘﻪ ﺟﻬﺖ ﺻﻴﺎﻧﺖ ) ء ‪ $‬ﻧﺪ‪ .‬ﻳﻦ ﻛﻤﻴﺘﻪ ﻧﻴﺰ ﺑﻪ ﺳــﺮﻋﺖ ﻃﺮ‪9‬‬ ‫ﺷﻮ ﻧﮕﻬﺒﺎ‪ -‬ﻏﻴﺮﻗﺎﻧﻮﻧﻰ ﻋﻼ‪ 6‬ﺷﺪ‪ $‬ﺳﺖ! ﻳﻨﻜﻪ ﻋﻠﻰ ﺧﺎﻣﻨﻪ ﺑﻪ ﺧﻮ ﺟﺎ ‪ $‬ﻣﻰ ﻫﺪ‪،‬‬ ‫ ﻓﺮ ﻣﺘﻬﻢ ﺑﻪ ﺳــﺨﻨﮕﻮﺋﻰ » ﺷــﻤﻨﺎ‪ -‬ﻧﻘﻼ‪ «K‬ﻛﻨﺪ‪ ،‬ﻛﻪ ﺷــﺨﺺ ﺑﻪ > ﷲ‬ ‫ﺧﻤﻴﻨــﻰ ﻧﺰ ﻳﻚﺗﺮ ﺑﻮ ‪ $‬ﻧﺪ‪ O ،‬ﺣﻴﺎ& » ﻫﺒﺮ ‪ «:‬ﺣﻜﻮﻣﺖ ﺳــﻼﻣﻰ ﻧﺰ ﻳﻜﺎ‪-‬‬ ‫ ﺑﻪ ﺷﻤﺎ ﻣﻰ ﻓﺘﻪ ﻧﺪ‪ ،‬ﻓﻘﻂ ﻧﺸﺎ‪ -‬ﺣﺸﺘﻰ ﻛﻪ ﺑﺮ ‪ QR‬ﻫﺮ‪ 6‬ﻗﺪ & ﺣﻜﻮﻣﺖ‬ ‫ ﺳﻼﻣﻰ ﺣﺎﻛﻢ ﺷﺪ‪.$‬‬ ‫ﻧﺨﺴﺖ ﻣﻰﺑﺎﻳﺪ » ﻫﺒﺮ« ﺑﺎ‪ U‬ﷲ ﭘﺮﺳﻴﺪ‪ ،‬ﮔﺮ ﻫﻤﭽﻨﺎﻧﻜﻪ ﻳﺮ »ﻫﻤﻪﻓﻦﺣﺮﻳﻒ« ﻛﺸﻮ ‬ ‫ ﻛﺎﺑﻴﻨــﺔ ﺣﻤﺪ ﻧﮋ ‪W‬ﻋﺎ‪ ، -‬ﻣﻜﺎ‪ -‬ﺗﻘﻠﺐ ﻳﻦ » ﻧﺘﺨﺎﺑﺎ&« ﺻ ً‬ ‫ﻼ ﺟﻮ ﻧﺨﻮ ﻫﺪ‬ ‫ ﺷﺖ‪ ،‬ﭼﺮ ﺷﻤﺎ ﺑﺠﺎ ﭼﻨﮓ ﻧﺪ ‪ -‬ﻧﺸﺎ‪ - -‬ﺑﻪ »ﺑﺮ ‪ -‬ﻳﻨﻰ«‪ ،‬ﺗﺸﻜﻴﻞ ﻛﻤﻴﺘﺔ‬ ‫ﺻﻴﺎﻧﺖ ) ء ﺳــﺘﻘﺒﺎ‪ :‬ﻧﻤﻰﻛﻨﻴﺪ؟ ﻣﮕﺮ ﺻﻞ ﺳﺎﺳﻰ ﺻﻴﺎﻧﺖ ) ء ﻣﺮ ‪ 6‬ﻧﻴﺴﺖ؟ ‬ ‫ﺛﺎﻧــﻰ‪) ،‬ﻗــﺎ ﺧﺎﻣﻨﻪ ﺑﻪ ﺻﺮ ﺣﺖ ﻣﻰ ﻧﻨﺪ ﻛﻪ ﻳﻦ ﺑــﻪ ﺻﻄﻼ> » ﻧﺘﺨﺎﺑﺎ&«‪ ،‬ﻣﺮ ‪6‬‬ ‫ﺣﺮﻓﻰ ﺑﺮ ﮔﻔﺘﻦ ﻧﺨﻮ ﻫﻨﺪ ﺷﺖ‪ .‬ﺧﻼﺻﻪ ﻣﻰﮔﻮﺋﻴﻢ‪) ،‬ﺑﻰ ﺑﺮ ﻣﻠﺖ ﮔﺮ‪ 6‬ﻧﺨﻮ ﻫﺪ ﺷﺪ‪.‬‬ ‫ﻣﺎ ﻣﻠﺖ ﻃﻰ ﺳﻰﺳــﺎ‪ :‬ﮔﺬﺷﺘﻪ ﻳﻦ ﻧﻤﺎﻳﺸﺎ& » ﻣﻜﺮ ﺳﻰ ﻳﻨﻰ« ﻛﻢ ﻧﺪﻳﺪ‪ $‬ﻳﻢ ﻧﺘﻴﺠﺔ‬ ‫ﻣﻠﻤﻮ‪ -) Q‬ﺑﺮ ﻣﺎ ﻓﻘﻂ ﮔﺴــﺘﺮ‪ U‬ﻫﺮ ﭼﻪ ﺑﻴﺸﺘﺮ ﺳﺮﻛﻮ‪K‬ﻫﺎ‪ ،‬ﭼﭙﺎ ‪:‬ﻫﺎ ﻓﻘﺮ ﻓﺰ ‪-‬‬ ‫ﺑﻮ ‪ .$‬ﺣﺎ‪ :‬ﻣﻰﺑﺎﻳﺪ ﭘﺮﺳﻴﺪ‪ ،‬ﭼﻪ ﺷﺪ‪ $‬ﻛﻪ ‪ QR‬ﺣﻜﻮﻣﺖ ﺳﺖﻧﺸﺎﻧﺪ‪) O‬ﺧﻮﻧﺪ ‪ ،‬ﺑﺎ‪U‬‬ ‫ ﻳﻨﭽﻨﻴﻦ ﺑﻪ ﺟﺎ‪ -‬ﻳﻜﺪﻳﮕﺮ ﻓﺘﺎ ‪ $‬ﻧﺪ؟‬ ‫ﻧﺨﺴــﺖ ﻣﻰﺑﺎﻳﺪ ﮔﻔﺖ‪ ،‬ﺗﺎ )ﻧﺠﺎ ﻛﻪ ﺑﻪ » ﺣﺘﺮ ‪ 6‬ﺑﻪ ) ء« ﻣﺮﺑﻮ` ﻣﻰﺷــﻮ ‪) ،‬ﻗﺎ ﺧﺎﻣﻨﻪ ‬ ‫ﺧﻮ ﺷــﺎ‪ -‬ﺟﻤﻠﺔ »ﻣﺤﺘﺮﻣﻴﻦ« ﻋﻤﺪ‪ $‬ﻫﺴــﺘﻨﺪ! ﻣﮕﺮ ﻫﻢ ﻳﺸــﺎ‪ -‬ﻧﺒﻮ ﻧﺪ ﻛﻪ ﺑﺎ ‪ ،‬‬ ‫ﻫــﺮ ﺑﺎ ﺑﺎ ‪ 99‬ﺻــﺪ ) ء ﺻﻨﺪ ‪b‬ﻫﺎ ﻣﺎ ﮔﻴﺮ ﺟﻤﻜﺮ ‪ -‬ﺑﻪ ﻣﻘﺎ‪ 6‬ﻳﺎﺳــﺖ ﺟﻤﻬﻮ ‬

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