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‫ﺷــ ﺮ ﻦ ﻣـ ﻮﺋ ﻦ!‬ ‫(ﻗﺘﻰ ﺑﭽﻪ ﺑﻮ‪$‬ﻳﻢ ﺗﻠﻮﻳﺰﻳﻮ ﻋﻠﻴﺤﻀﺮ ﺷﺎﻫﻨﺸــﺎ ﻳﺎﻣﻬﺮ‪ ،‬ﻫﻔﺘﻪ ﻳﻚﺑﺎ ﺑﺮ ﻣﺎ ﻳﻚ ﺳﺮﻳﺎ ‬ ‫ﺑﻨﺪﺗﻨﺒﺎﻧﻰ ﭘﺨﺶ ﻣﻰﻛﺮ‪ $‬ﺑﻪ ﻧﺎ‪» 0‬ﺟﺎﻳﺰ ﺑﮕﻴﺮ«! ﻳﻦ ﺳــﺮﻳﺎ ﺧﻴﻠﻰ *ﻳﺒﺎ ﺑﻮ‪ $ ( ،$‬ﺳﺘﻴﻮﻣﻚ‬ ‫ﻛﻮﺋﻴﻦ‪ ،‬ﻫﻨﺮﭘﻴﺸﻪ ﻛﻪ ﺧﻮ‪ * $‬ﺟﻤﻠﻪ ﻣﺸﺎﻫﻴﺮ »ﺣﺴﻴﻨﻰ« ‪ < ($‬ﻣﺎ ﺑﻪ ﺷﻤﺎ ﻣﻰ ﻓﺖ ﻧﻘﺶ ﺻﻠﻰ‬ ‫

ﻳﻔﺎ ﻣﻰﻛﺮ‪ .$‬ﻫﻤﺎﻧﻄﻮ ﻛﻪ ﻣﻰﺗﻮ ﺣﺪ@ *‪ $‬ﻗﺎ ﻣﻚﻛﻮﺋﻴﻦ ‪ $‬ﻳﻦ ﻓﻴﻠﻢ ﻛﺎ ﺷــﺎ »ﺟﺎﻳﺰ ‬ ‫ﺑﮕﻴﺮ « ﺑﻮ‪ .$‬ﻛﺎ ﺑﺴــﻴﺎ ﻣﻬﻢ ( ﭘﺮﻣﺸــﻘﺖ! ‪ $‬ﺳﺘﺎ ﻫﺎ ﻳﻦ ﺳــﺮﻳﺎ ‪ < ($ $‬ﻏﺮ‪( C‬ﺣﺸﻰ‬ ‫ﻣﻰﮔﺬﺷﺖ ( ‪$ $‬ﻳﺎ ﺑﻰﻗﺎﻧﻮﻧﻰ‪ .‬ﻗﺎ ﻣﻚﻛﻮﺋﻴﻦ ﺟﺎﻧﻴﺎ ‪$ ( $*$ ،‬ﻣﻜﺸﺎﻧﻰ

ﻛﻪ ‪($‬ﻟﺖ ﺑﺮ ‬ ‫ﺳﺮﺷﺎ ﺟﺎﻳﺰ ﮔﺬ ﺷﺘﻪ ﺑﻮ‪$ $‬ﺳﺘﮕﻴﺮ ﻣﻰﻛﺮ‪$‬ﻧﺪ ( ﺑﻪ ﭘﻨﺠﺔ ﻗﺪ ﺗﻤﻨﺪ ﻗﺎﻧﻮ ﮔﺮﻓﺘﺎ ﻣﻰ ( ‪$‬ﻧﺪ‪.‬‬


‫ ﻳﻦ ﻓﻴﻠﻢ (ﻳﮋﮔﻰﻫﺎ ﻋﺠﻴﺒﻰ ‪ $‬ﺷﺖ‪ ( .‬ﻳﻨﻜﻪ ﻓﻴﻠﻢﺑﺮ‪

$‬ﻛﺎ ﻛﺮ‪ $‬ﺑﻮ‪ $‬ﺗﺎ ﻗﺎ ‬ ‫ﻣﻚﻛﻮﺋﻴﻦ ﻛﻪ ﻣﺮ‪ $‬ﻧﺴﺒﺘﺎً ﻛﻮﭼﻚ ﻧﺪ ‪* ( 0‬ﭘﺮﺗﻰ ( ﻧﺤﻴﻔﻰ ﺑﻪ ﺷﻤﺎ ﻣﻰ ﻓﺘﻨﺪ ‪ $‬ﻳﻦ‬ ‫ﻓﻴﻠﻢ ﺑﺴــﻴﺎ » ﺷﻴﺪ« ﻣﻰﻧﻤﻮ‪$‬ﻧﺪ! ﻳﺸــﺎ ‪ $‬ﻏﺎ* ﻓﻴﻠﻢ ﻣﻌﻤﻮﻻً ﺑﺎ ﮔﺎ‪0‬ﻫﺎﺋﻰ ﻣﺼﻤﻢ‬ ‫‪ $‬ﺷــﺮ ﻳﻄﻰ ﻛﻪ ﻣﻬﻤﻴﺰﻫﺎ ﺑﺴﻴﺎ ﻣﺤﺘﺮ‪0‬ﺷﺎ »ﺟﺮﻳﻨﮓ ( ﺟﺮﻳﻨﮓ« ﺑﺮ ( ﭘﻠﻜﺎ ‬ ‫ﭼﻮﺑﻴﻦ ( ﺧﺎ‪R‬ﮔﺮﻓﺘﺔ ﺗﺎﻗﻚﻫﺎ »ﻏﺮ‪( C‬ﺣﺸﻰ« ﺻﺪ ﻣﻰﻛﺮ‪ ،$‬ﭼﻨﺪ ﮔﻠﻮﻟﻪ * ﺳﻠﺤﺔ‬ ‫ﻣﺒﺎ ‪ R‬ﺷــﻠﻴﻚ ﻣﻰﻛﺮ‪$‬ﻧﺪ ﺗﺎ »ﮔﺮﺑﻪ

‪ 0$‬ﺣﺠﻠﻪ« ﻛﺸــﺘﻪ ﺑﺎﺷﻨﺪ‪ .‬ﺑﻴﻨﻨﺪﮔﺎ ﺑﺎ ‪$‬ﻳﺪ ‬ ‫ ﻳﻦ ﺻﺤﻨﻪ ﻧﺎً »ﺧﻮ‪

$‬ﺻﻼ‪ «T‬ﻣﻰﻛﺮ‪$‬ﻧﺪ ( ﻣﺎ‪ $‬ﻣﻰﺷﺪﻧﺪ ﺑﺮ »‪$‬ﻓﺎ‪ S‬ﻣﻘﺪ@«!‬

‫ﻓﻴﻠﻢ ﻫﻤﻪ ﺑﻪ ‪$‬ﺳــﺖ ﻳﻦ ( ‪ ( ،‬ﺑﻌﻀﻰ (ﻗﺎ ﺣﺘﻰ ﺗﻮﺳﻂ ﻃﭙﺎﻧﭽﺔ ﻣﻌﺮ(] ﺷﺨﺺ‬ ‫ ﻗﺎ ﻛﻮﺋﻴﻦ ﺑﻪ ﻗﺘﻞ ﻣﻰ ﺳــﻴﺪﻧﺪ‪ .‬ﭼﺮ ﻛﻪ ﻣﻰﺑﺎﻳﺴــﺖ ﺟﺰ ﺟﻨﺎﻳﺖﻫﺎ ﮔﺬﺷﺘﻪ

‬ ‫ﻛﺎ ﮔﺮ‪ $ $‬ﻣﺤﻞ ﻛﻒ ‪$‬ﺳﺖﺷــﺎ ﻣﻰﮔﺬ ﺷــﺖ‪( ،‬ﻟﻰ ﭼﻪ ﺑﺎ‪ !R‬ﻳﻨﺎ ﺑﺎ ﻧﭽﻪ ‪ $‬‬ ‫ ﺧﺮﻳــﻦ ‪$‬ﻗﺎﻳﻖ ﻓﻴﻠﻢ ﻧﺠﺎ‪ $ $ 0‬ﺑﻮ‪$‬ﻧﺪ (‪T‬ﺷــﺎ ‪$ $‬ﻧﻴﺎ ﻗﺮﻳــﻦ ﺣﻤﺖ ( ﻋﺰ ‬ ‫ﻣﻰﺷــﺪ‪ .‬ﺣﺘــﻰ ‪$ $‬ﻗﺎﻳﻖ ﭘﺎﻳﺎﻧﻰ ﻓﻴﻠــﻢ ﺑﻴﻨﻨﺪﮔﺎ ﺻﺪ ﺟﺎﻧﻴﺎ ﻗﺘﻞﻋﺎ‪ 0‬ﺷــﺪ

‬ ‫ﺑﺨﻮﺑﻰ ‪ $‬ﺗﺎ‪ V‬ﻧﺸــﻴﻤﻦ ﻣﻰﺷــﻨﻴﺪﻧﺪ ﻛﻪ ﻓﺮﻳﺎ‪ $‬ﺑﺮ ( ‪ $‬ﺑﻮ‪$‬ﻧﺪ‪$» :‬ﺳــﺘﺖ ‪ $ $‬ﻧﻜﻨﻪ‬ ‫ ﺳﺘﻴﻮ ﻣﻚﻛﻮﺋﻴﻦ!«‬

‫(ﻟﻰ ﺷﺘﺒﺎ ﻧﻜﻨﻴﻢ! ﻗﺎ ﻣﻚﻛﻮﺋﻴﻦ ﻧﻪ * ﺟﺎﻳﺰ ﺑﮕﻴﺮﻫﺎ ﻻ ( ﻟﻮ ( ﺑﻰﻣﺮ( ‬ ‫( ‪$‬ﻣﻜﺶ ﻛﻪ * ﺟﻤﻠﻪ »ﻓﻀﻼ « ﻏﺮ‪( C‬ﺣﺸــﻰ ﺑﻪ ﺷــﻤﺎ ﻣﻰ ﻓﺘﻨﺪ‪ .‬ﺑﺴــﻴﺎ ﺗﻔﺎ‪V‬‬ ‫ﻣﻰ ﻓﺘﺎ‪ $‬ﻛﻪ ﻳﺸﺎ ﺑﺮ ﻛﺴــﺐ »ﭼﻨﺪ ﻗﺎ*« ﺟﺎﻳﺰ ﺑﺠﺎ ﻛﺸﺘﻦ ﺟﺎﻧﻴﺎ ﺑﺎﻟﻔﻄﺮ ‬ ‫ﻛﻪ ﺑﻪ ﭼﻨﮓﺷﺎ ﻣﻰ ﻓﺘﺎ‪$‬ﻧﺪ‪ ،‬ﺳﻌﻰ ﻣﻰﻛﺮ‪$‬ﻧﺪ ﺗﺎ ﻳﻨﺎ

*ﻧﺪ ﺑﻪ ‪$‬ﺳﺖ ﻗﺎﺿﻰ ﻟﻘﻀﺎ ‬ ‫ﺑﺮﺳﺎﻧﻨﺪ‪ ( ،‬ﭼﻪ ﺑﺴﺎ ﻛﻪ ‪ $‬ﻳﻦ

ﺑﺎ ﻫﺎ ﺟﺎ ﻋﺰﻳﺰﺷﺎ

ﻧﻴﺰ ﺑﻪ ﺧﻄﺮ ﻣﻰ ﻧﺪ ﺧﺘﻨﺪ‪.‬‬ ‫ﺧﻼﺻﻪ ﺑﮕﻮﺋﻴﻢ ﻳﺸﺎ »ﭘﺎ < ﺗﻦ ﻋﻤﻮﺳﺎ‪ ( «0‬ﺑﻪ ﺗﻨﻬﺎﺋﻰ »ﻳﻚ ﻣﻠﺖ« ﺑﻮ‪$‬ﻧﺪ‪.‬‬

‫ ﻗﺎ ﻛﻮﺋﻴﻦ ‪ $‬ﻫﻤﻴﻦ ﻓﻴﻠﻢ ﺑﻌﻀﻰ (ﻗﺎ ﻧﻘﺶ ﻗﺎﺿﻰ ( (ﻛﻴﻞ ﻣﺪ ﻓﻊ

ﻧﻴﺰ ﺑﺮ ﻋﻬﺪ ‬ ‫ﻣﻰﮔﺮﻓﺘﻨــﺪ‪ ( ،‬ﺑﺎ ﻫــﺎ ﭘﻴﺶ ﻣﻰ ﻣﺪ ﻛﻪ ﺧﻄﺎ »ﻗﺎﺿﻰ« ﻳﺎ ﺣﺘﻰ »ﻓﺴــﺎ‪$ $ «$‬ﮔﺎ (‬ ‫ﻛﻼﻧﺘــﺮ

ﺑﺮ ﻣــﻼ ﻣﻰﻛﺮ‪$‬ﻧﺪ‪ ( ،‬ﻓﺮ

ﺑﻴﻨﻮ

ﻛﻪ ﺑﻪ ﻧﺎﺣــﻖ ﻣﺤﻜﻮ‪ 0‬ﻛﺮ‪ $‬ﺑﻮ‪$‬ﻧﺪ ‪ $‬‬ ‫ ﻓﻜﺎ ﻋﻤﻮﻣــﻰ ( ‪ $‬ﺑﺮ ﺑﺮ ‪$ $‬ﮔﺎ * ﻫــﺮ ﮔﻮﻧﻪ ﺟﺮﻣﻰ ﻣﺒﺮ ﻛﺮ‪ ( * ، $‬ﻋﺎ‪ <$‬ﺣﻴﺜﻴﺖ‬ ‫ﻣﻰﻧﻤﻮ‪$‬ﻧــﺪ! ﻟﺒﺘﻪ ﻳﻦ ﺧﺪﻣﺎ ‪$‬ﻳﮕﺮ ﻣﺠﺎﻧﻰ

ﺋﻪ ﻣﻰﺷــﺪ‪ ( ،‬ﺟﺎﻳﺰ ﺑﺮ ﻋﺎ‪<$‬‬ ‫ﺣﻴﺜﻴﺖ ﺑﻪ ﻳﺸــﺎ ﺗﻌﻠﻖ ﻧﻤﻰﮔﺮﻓﺖ‪( .‬ﻟﻰ ﺷــﻤﺎ ﻓﻜﺮ ﻣﻰﻛﻨﻴﺪ ﻗﺎ ﻛﻮﺋﻴﻦ ﺑﻪ ‪$‬ﻧﺒﺎ ‬ ‫ﭘﻮ ﺑﻮ‪$‬؟ ﻧﺰ‪ $‬ﻳﺸﺎ ﭘﻮ ﻛﻮﭼﻚﺗﺮﻳﻦ

*ﺷﻰ ﻧﺪ ﺷﺖ‪.‬‬

‫ * ﺟﻤﻠﻪ (ﻳﮋﮔﻰﻫﺎ ﻗﺎ ﻣﻚﻛﻮﺋﻴﻦ ‪ $‬ﻳﻦ ﺳــﺮﻳﺎ ﺗﻠﻮﻳﺰﻳﻮﻧﻰ‪ ،‬ﻃﭙﺎﻧﭽﺔ ﻋﺰﻳﺰﺷﺎ ‬ ‫ﺑﻮ‪ !$‬ﻳﻦ ﻃﭙﺎﻧﭽﻪ ﻳﻚ ﺗﻔﻨﮓ (ﻳﻨﭽﺴــﺘﺮ ﺑﻮ‪ $‬ﻛﻪ ﻗﻨﺪ ‪ ( V‬ﻟﻮﻟﻪ [

ﻛﺎ ﮔﺮ‪ $‬ﺑﺮﻳﺪ ‬ ‫ﺑﻮ‪ $ ،$‬ﺳــﺖ ﺑﻪ ﻧﺪ *< »

ﻣﺤﺘﺮ‪ «0‬ﻗﺎ ﻣﻚﻛﻮﺋﻴﻦ! ﻫﻨﮕﺎ‪ 0‬ﻧﻴﺎ* ﺑﻪ ﺳﻠﺤﻪ‪ ،‬ﻓﻘﻂ‬ ‫ﻛﺎﻓﻰ ﺑﻮ‪ $‬ﺟﺎﻳﺰ ﺑﮕﻴﺮ ﻣﺎ ‪$‬ﺳﺘﺔ ﻃﭙﺎﻧﭽﻪ

ﺑﻪ ﻋﻘﺐ ﻓﺸﺎ ‪$‬ﻫﺪ ﺗﺎ ﻟﻮﻟﻪ * ﻏﻼ] ‪ $‬ﻣﺪ ‬ ‫( ‪ $‬ﺳــﺖ ‪ $‬ﻣﻘﺎﺑﻞ ﺳــﻴﻨﺔ ﻃﺮ] ﻗﺮ

ﺑﮕﻴﺮ‪ .$‬ﺑﻌﺪ ﻫﻢ ﻣﻰ*‪$‬ﻧﺪ ﭘﺪ ﺻﺎﺣﺎ‪ C‬ﺑﭽﻪ

‬ ‫‪ $‬ﻣﻰ ( ‪$‬ﻧــﺪ! ﻟﺒﺘــﻪ (ﻳﮋﮔﻰ ‪$‬ﻳﮕﺮ ﻳﻦ »ﻃﭙﺎﻧﭽﻪ« ﺑﺮ‪ $‬ﺑﺴــﻴﺎ *ﻳﺎ‪ $‬ﺑﻮ‪ ( ،$‬ﭼﻪ‬ ‫ﺑﺴــﺎ ﺗﻔﺎ‪ V‬ﻣﻰ ﻓﺘﺎ‪ $‬ﻛﻪ ﻳﻚ ﺟﺎﻧﻰ ﺑﺎﻟﻔﻄﺮ * ﻳﺸــﺎ ﺳﺮﻳﻊﺗﺮ ﻫﻔﺖ ﺗﻴﺮ ﻣﻰﻛﺸﻴﺪ‪( ،‬‬ ‫‪ $‬ﻳــﻦ ﺷــﺮ ﻳﻂ ﻗﺎ ﻣﻚﻛﻮﺋﻴﻦ ﻣﺎ‪ $‬ﻗﺤﺒﮕﻰ ﻛﺮ‪ $‬ﻓﺎﺻﻠﻪﺷــﺎ

ﺑــﺎ ﺟﺎﻧﻰ ﺣﻔﻆ‬ ‫ﻣﻰﻓﺮﻣﻮ‪$‬ﻧﺪ‪ .‬ﺑﺪﺑﺨﺖ ﻫﺮ ﭼﻪ ﺗﻴﺮ ﻣﻰ ﻧﺪ ﺧﺖ ﺑﻪ ﻳﺸــﺎ ﻧﻤﻰ ﺳــﻴﺪ (ﻟﻰ ﺗﻔﻨﮓ‬ ‫(ﻳﻨﭽﺴــﺘﺮ »ﻟﻮ ﺑﺮﻳﺪ<« ﻣﻚﻛﻮﺋﻴﻦ ﺧﻴﻠﻰ ﺧﻮ‪ C‬ﻣﺠﺮ‪

0‬ﻧﺸﺎﻧﻪ ﻓﺘﻪ ﻳﻚ ﮔﻠﻮﻟﺔ ‪a $‬‬ ‫ﻧﺼﻴــﺐ ﻣﻼﺟــﺶ ﻣﻰﻛﺮ‪ .$‬ﻫﻤﺎﻧﻄﻮ ﻛﻪ ﻣﻰﺑﻴﻨﻴﻢ »ﻓﻀﻞ« ﻳﺸــﺎ ( »(ﻳﻨﭽﺴــﺘﺮ«‬ ‫ﻛﺎ ﮔﺮ‪ $‬ﻛﺎ ﻫﺎ ﺑﺮﻧﺪ ‪ $‬ﻧﺒﺮ‪ ( $‬ﺑﺎ »ﺟﻨﺎﻳﺖ ( ﻓﺴــﺎ‪ ( $‬ﻓﺤﺸــﺎء« ﺑﻮ‪ ( .$‬ﺑﻪ‬ ‫ﻫﻤﻴــﻦ ﺗﺮﺗﻴﺐ ﺟﺎﻳﺰ ﺑﮕﻴﺮ ﻣﺎ * »

*[ﻫــﺎ« ‪$‬ﻓﺎ‪ S‬ﻣﻰﻛﺮ‪ ( $‬ﺗﻤﺎﻣﻰ ﻣﺨﺎﻟﻔﺎ

* ‪0$‬‬ ‫ﺗﻴﻎ ﻣﻰﮔﺬ

ﻧﺪ‪.‬‬ ‫ ﻟﺒﺘﻪ ‪ $‬ﻳﻦ

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ﺷﺎ‪ $‬ﻣﻔﺴﺪ « ﻧﻴﺰ ﻏﺎﻓﻞ ﻧﻤﻰﻣﺎﻧﺪﻧﺪ‪ .‬ﻛﻢ ﻧﺒﻮ‪$‬ﻧﺪ ﺟﻨﺎﻳﺘﻜﺎ

ﻧﻰ‬ ‫ﻛﻪ ﭘﺲ * ‪$‬ﻫﻪﻫﺎ ‪$‬ﻣﻜﺸﻰ ﻓﻘﻂ ﺑﻪ ‪$‬ﻟﻴﻞ ﭼﻨﺪ ‪$‬ﻗﻴﻘﻪ ﻫﻢﺻﺤﺒﺘﻰ ﺑﺎ ﻗﺎ ﻣﻚﻛﻮﺋﻴﻦ‪،‬‬ ‫( ﺗﻠﻤﺬ ‪ $‬ﻣﺤﻀﺮ ﻳﺸــﺎ * ﻳﻦ ( ﺑﻪ ( ﻣﻰﺷــﺪﻧﺪ‪ ،‬ﺳﻮ ﻫﺎ »ﺷﻬﺎ‪ $‬ﻃﻠﺒﻰ«‬ ‫( »ﺣﻘﻴﻘﺖﺟﻮﺋﻰ« * ‪ $ C‬ﻣﻰ ﻣﺪﻧﺪ‪ ( ،‬ﺣﺘﻰ ‪$‬ﺳــﺖ ﺑﻪ ﺟﺎﻧﻔﺸــﺎﻧﻰﻫﺎﺋﻰ ﻣﻰ*‪$‬ﻧﺪ‬ ‫ﻛــﻪ ﺟﺎﻳﺰ ﺑﮕﻴﺮ »ﻓﺎﺿﻞ« ﻣﺎ

ﻧﻴﺰ ﻛﺎﻣ ً‬ ‫ﻼ ﻣﺘﺤﻴﺮ ﻣﻰﻛــﺮ‪ .$‬ﻟﺒﺘﻪ ﻳﻦ ﺟﺎﻧﻴﺎ ‪ $‬ﺧﺮ‬


‫ﺑﺎ ﻳﻦ (ﺟﻮ‪» $‬ﻓﻀﺎﺋﻞ« ﻗﺎ ﻛﻮﺋﻴﻦ ﺑﻪ ﻳﻦ ﻣﺨﺘﺼﺮ ﻣﺤﺪ(‪ $‬ﻧﻤﻰﻣﺎﻧﺪ‪ .‬ﻳﺸﺎ ‪ $‬ﻳﺎﺋﻰ‬ ‫ﺑﻮ‪$‬ﻧﺪ * ﻓﻀﻴﻠﺖ ( ﻋﻠﻢ ( ‪ $‬ﻧﺶ! ﻧﻪ ﺗﻨﻬﺎ ‪ $‬ﻣﻮ ﻫﻤﻴﺎ ﻫﺎ ﺟﺘﻤﺎﻋﻰ‪$ ،‬ﺳﺘﮕﻴﺮ ‬ ‫ * ﺑﻴﻮﮔﺎ ( ﻣﺴــﺘﻤﻨﺪ ‪ ،‬ﻣﺸــﺎ( ﻫﺎ ﺑﺎﻟﻴﻨــﻰ‪ ،‬ﺗﺮﺑﻴﺖ ﻃﻔﺎ ( ﻧﺸــﺎ ‪

$ $‬‬ ‫‪ $‬ﺳﺖ ( ﻧﺴﺎﻧﻰ »ﺟﺎﻳﺰ ﺑﮕﻴﺮ « ﺑﻪ ‪$‬ﻳﮕﺮ ﻫﻤﻜﺎ

ﺷﺎ ﻟﮕﻮﺋﻰ ﺑﻴﻦ ﻟﻤﻠﻠﻰ ﺑﻪ ﺷﻤﺎ ‬ ‫ﻣﻰ ﻓﺘﻨﺪ ﻛﻪ ﺣﺘﻰ ‪ $‬ﻛﻒﺑﻴﻨﻰ ( ﻓﺎﻟﮕﻴﺮ ( ﭼﻬﺮ ﺷﻨﺎﺳــﻰ ﻧﻴﺰ *ﺑﺎﻧﺰ‪ $‬ﺧﺎ‪ ( k‬ﻋﺎ‪0‬‬ ‫ﺑﻮ‪$‬ﻧﺪ‪ .‬ﺑﺮﺧﻰ (ﻗﺎ ﺣﺘﻰ ﻣﻮ* ﺷﻮﻫﺮ‪

$‬ﺑﺮ *ﻧﺎ ( ‪$‬ﺧﺘﺮ ﺑﺎ*ﮔﻮ ﻣﻰﻛﺮ‪$‬ﻧﺪ‪،‬‬ ‫( ‪ $‬ﻣﻮ ‪ $‬ﻓﺘﺎ ﺑﺎ ﺳــﺮ ( ﻫﻤﺴــﺮ ﻟﮕﻮﺋﻰ ﻟﻬﻰ ﺑﻮ‪$‬ﻧﺪ! ﺧﻼﺻﻪ ﺑﮕﻮﺋﻴﻢ ﻳﺸــﺎ ﻧﻮﻋﻰ‬ ‫ * ﻧــﻮ ‪(» S‬ﻟﻰﻓﻘﻴــﻪ« ﺑﻮ‪$‬ﻧﺪ ﻛﻪ ﺑﺎ ﻛﻼ ﻛﺎﺑﻮﺋﻰ ( ﻃﭙﺎﻧﭽﻪ ( ﭘﻬﻦ ( ﭘﺸــﮕﻞ‪ ،‬ﺑﺮ ﻣﺎ‬ ‫ﻣﻠﺖ ﻫﺮ ﻫﻔﺘﻪ ﻳﻜﻰ * ‪ $‬ﺳــﺘﺎ ﻫﺎ ﻧﺴﺎﻧﻰ ﻏﺮ‪( C‬ﺣﺸﻰ

ﺑﺮ ﺻﻔﺤﺔ ﺗﻠﻮﻳﺰﻳﻮ *ﻧﺪ ‬ ‫ﻣﻰﻓﺮﻣﻮ‪$‬ﻧﺪ‪ .‬ﻓﻘﻂ ﻳﻦ ﺳــﺌﻮ ﺑﺎﻗﻰ ﻣﻰﻣﺎﻧﺪ ﻛﻪ ﻗﺎ ﻣﻚﻛﻮﺋﻴﻦ ﺑﺎ ﻳﻨﻬﻤﻪ ﻓﻀﺎﺋﻞ‬ ‫( ﺣﺎﻃﻪ ﺑﺮ ﻣﻮ ﻣﺎ‪ ( $‬ﻣﻌﻨﻮ ﺟﻬﺎ ﭼﺮ *

ﺟﺎﻳﺰ ﺑﮕﻴﺮ ( ‪$‬ﻣﻜﺸــﻰ *ﻧﺪﮔﻰ‬ ‫ﻣﻰﮔﺬ

ﻧﺪﻧﺪ؟ ﺑﻠﻪ‪ $ ،‬ﻧﺮ(*ﻫﺎ ﻳﻦ ﺳﺌﻮ ﺑﻪ ‪m‬ﻫﻦ ﺑﻴﻨﻨﺪﮔﺎ ﺧﻄﻮ ﻧﻤﻰﻛﺮ‪.$‬‬ ‫(ﻟﻰ ﺑﺎﻳﺪ ﻗﺒﻮ ﻛﺮ‪ $‬ﻛﻪ ﻳﻦ ﺳــﺌﻮ ﻻ ﻧﻤﻰﺗﻮ ﻧﺴﺖ ﻣﺤﻠﻰ ﺑﺮ ﻣﻄﺮ‪ T‬ﺷﺪ ‪ $‬ﺷﺘﻪ‬ ‫ﺑﺎﺷــﺪ؛ ﻛﻼ ﻛﺎﺑﻮﺋــﻰ ﺑﺮ ﺑﻴﻨﻨﺪﮔﺎ ﻣﺤﺘــﻮ

»ﺗﻮﺿﻴﺢ« ‪ $ $‬ﺑــﻮ‪ .$‬ﻳﻦ ﻛﻼ (‬ ‫ »ﻃﭙﺎﻧﭽﻪ« ﻧﺸــﺎ ﻣﻰ‪ $ $‬ﻛﻪ ‪ $‬ﺳــﺮ*ﻣﻴﻦ (ﻳﺎﺋﻰ ﻏﺮ‪( C‬ﺣﺸﻰ ﺣﺘﻰ ‪$‬ﻣﻜﺸﺎ ‬ ‫ﻓﻴﻠﺴــﻮ] ( ﻓﺎﺿﻞ ﻧﺪ‪ ( .‬ﮔﺮ ﺑﻪ ﻳﻦ ﻛﻼ ﻛﺎﺑﻮﺋﻰ ﭼﻨﺪ ﮔﻴﻼ@ (ﻳﺴــﻜﻰ ﻧﺎ‪،a $ ( C‬‬ ‫ﻳﻚ ﻛﺎﻓﺔ ﺧﺎ‪R‬ﮔﺮﻓﺘﻪ ( ﺑﻮ ﭘﺸــﮕﻞ ( ﭘﻬﻦ ( ﺣﺪ(‪ $ ً $‬ﺗﺎ ﺑﻴﺴــﺖ ﻋﺪ‪ $‬ﻣﮕﺲ ﺳﻤﺞ‬ ‫( ﭘﺸــﺖ ﺳــﺒﺰ ﺿﺎﻓﻪ ﻣﻰﻛﺮ‪$‬ﻳﺪ‪ ،‬ﻣﺒﺎ * ﺑﺮ ‪$‬ﻣﻜﺮ ﺳــﻰ ( ﺣﻘﻮ‪V‬ﺑﺸــﺮ ( ﺧﺼﻮﺻﺎً‬ ‫ (ﻳﺎ (ﺋﻰ ﺑﺎ ﻛﻤﻮﻧﻴﺴــﺖﻫﺎ ﺧﺪ ﻧﺸﻨﺎ@ ﻛﺎﻣﻞ ﻣﻰﺷــﺪ‪ .‬ﺻ ً‬ ‫ﻼ ﭘﻮﻟﻴﺖﺑﻮ ( ‪ $‬ﻫﻤﺎ ‬ ‫‪ ($‬ﻣﺼﻮﺑﻪ ‪ $ $‬ﺑﻮ‪ $‬ﻛﻪ ﺑﺮ ﺳــﺎ@ ﻗﺎ ﻛﻮﺋﻴﻦ * ﻃﺮﻓﺪ

ﺗﺮ(ﺗﺴــﻜﻰ ﺑﻪ‬ ‫ﺷــﻤﺎ ﻣﻰ ﻓﺖ ( ﺣﻖ ﻧﺪ ﺷــﺖ ﭘﺎ ﺑﻪ ﺳﺮ*ﻣﻴﻦ ﻣﻘﺪ@ ﺑﻠﺸﻮﻳﺴــﻢ ﺑﮕﺬ

‪ .$‬ﻗﺎ ‬ ‫ﻛﻮﺋﻴﻦ ﻫﻢ ﮔﻔﺘﻪ ﺑﻮ‪» :$‬ﻣﺮ‪ $‬ﺷﻮ ﺧﻮ‪$‬ﺗﺎ

ﺑﺒﺮﻧﺪ‪ ،‬ﺑﺎ ﻛﻼ ﻫﺎ ﺳﺘﺮ ﺧﺎ ‪ .‬ﻣﻦ‬ ‫ﻣﻰ (‪ 0‬ﺧﺪﻣﺖ ﻋﻠﻴﺤﻀﺮ !«‬ ‫ ﻟﺒﺘــﻪ ﻗﺎ ﻛﻮﺋﻴﻦ ﺣﻖ ‪ $‬ﺷــﺖ! ﺧﺪﻣﺖ ﻋﻠﻴﺤﻀﺮ ﻧــﻪ ﺗﻨﻬﺎ ‪ ( C‬ﻫﻮ ﺧﻮ[ ﺑﻮ‪،$‬‬ ‫ﻛﻪ ﻋﻄﺮ ‪ $‬ﻧﻮ * ﻧﻔﺖﺧﺎ‪ 0‬ﻣﺸــﺎ‪ 0‬ﻳﺸﺎ

ﻫﻤﻪ (* ﻧﻮ *[ ﻣﻰ‪ .$ $‬ﻣﻰﺗﻮ ﻧﺴﺘﻨﺪ ‪ $‬‬ ‫ﻫﻨﮕﺎ‪

0‬ﺷﺎ‪ $‬ﻣﺴﻠﻤﻴﻦ‪ ( ،‬ﺗﺮﺑﻴﺖ ﻃﻔﺎ ( ﻓﺎﻟﮕﻴﺮ ( ﻛﻒﺑﻴﻨﻰ‪ ،‬ﭼﻨﺪ ﺑﺸﻜﻪ ﻧﻔﺖ ﺧﺎ‪0‬‬ ‫ﻫﻢ ﻣﻴﻞ ﻛﻨﻨﺪ‪ .‬ﮔﻠﻮﻟﻪﻫﺎﻳﺸﺎ

ﻫﻢ ﻣﻰ*‪$‬ﻧﺪ ﺗﻮ ﺳﺮ ﻣﺎ ﻣﻠﺖ‪ ،‬ﺗﺎ ﭼﺸﻢﻣﺎ ﻛﻮ ﻫﺮ‬ ‫ﻫﻔﺘﻪ ‪ 0$‬ﺗﻠﻮﻳﺰﻳﻮ ﺻﻒ ﻧﻜﺸــﻴﻢ ﻣﺎﺟﺮ ﻫﺎ ﻗﺎ ﻛﻮﺋﻴﻦ

ﻧﮕﺎ ﻛﻨﻴﻢ‪( .‬ﻟﻰ ﻳﺸﺎ ‬ ‫‪ $‬ﺧﻮ ‪ C‬ﻏﻔﻠﺖ ﺑﻮ‪$‬ﻧﺪ‪ ( ،‬ﻧﻤﻰ‪ $‬ﻧﺴﺘﻨﺪ ﻛﻪ ‪ $‬ﻳﺮ *ﻣﻴﻦ »ﻛﺴﺎﺋﻰ« ﺑﺮ ﺷﺎ ﻳﻚ‬ ‫ﺷــﻌﺮ ﺳــﺮ(‪ $‬ﻛﻪ ﺗﻤﺎ‪ 0‬ﮔﻴﻼ@ (ﻳﺴﻜﻰﻫﺎ ﺑﻪ ﺟﺎ ﺷــﺎ ﺣﺮ ‪ 0‬ﺧﻮ ﻫﺪ ﺷﺪ‪ .‬ﻛﺴﺎﺋﻰ‬ ‫ﻣﻰﻓﺮﻣﺎﻳﺪ‪:‬‬ ‫ﺣﺮ ﻣﺴﺖ ﻣﻰ ‪ $‬ﺟﻬﺎ ﺳﺮ ﺑﻪ ﺳﺮ‬ ‫ ﮔﺮ ﭘﻬﻠﻮ ﺳﺖ ﮔﺮ ﭘﻴﺸﻪ( ‬

‫ ﻟﺒﺘﻪ ﻛﺴــﺎﺋﻰ ‪ $‬ﻳﻦ ﺑﻴﺖ ﺑﻪ ﭘﻴﺸﺔ »ﺟﺎﻳﺰ ﺑﮕﻴﺮ « ﺷﺎ ﻧﻜﺮ‪( ، $‬ﻟﻰ ﻗﺎ ﻛﻮﺋﻴﻦ‬ ‫ﺑﺎ ﺷــﻨﻴﺪ ﻧﺪ ( ﺧﻴﻠﻰ ﺧﻴﻂ ﺷــﺪﻧﺪ ( ﻓﻬﻤﻴﺪﻧﺪ ﻛﻪ ﺑﺎﻳﺪ ﺑﺮ(ﻧﺪ ﭘﻰ ﻛﺎ ﺷﺎ ! *‬ ‫ﻗﺪﻳــﻢ ﮔﻔﺘﻪ ﻧــﺪ‪» :‬ﺧﻴﻂ ﻟﺮﻗﺒﻪ«

ﺧﻮ ﺟﺎﻳﺰ ﻣﺒﺎ‪ .$‬ﻟﺒﺘــﻪ ﻣﻌﻨﺎ »ﺧﻴﻂ ﻟﺮﻗﺒﻪ«

‬ ‫ﻣﻰﮔﺬ

ﻳﻢ ﺑﻪ ﻋﻬﺪ< ﺧﻮ ﻧﻨﺪﮔﺎ (ﻟﻰ ﺧﻼﺻﺔ ﻛﻼ‪ ،0‬ﻛﺴــﺎﺋﻰ ﻗﺎ ﻛﻮﺋﻴﻦ

»ﺧﻴﻂ«‬ ‫ﻛﺮ‪ ( ،$‬ﻣﺎ ﻣﻠﺖ ﺑﺎ ﺗﻜﻴﻪ ﺑﺮ ( ﺑﻪ ﻳﺸﺎ ﻓﻬﻤﺎﻧﺪﻳﻢ ﻛﻪ »ﻧﻪ ﺷﺮﻗﻰ‪ ،‬ﻧﻪ ﻏﺮﺑﻰ‪ ،‬ﺣﻜﻮﻣﺖ‬ ‫ ﺳﻼﻣﻰ!«‬ ‫ ﻳﻨﺠــﺎ ﺑــﻮ‪ $‬ﻛﻪ ﻗﺎ ﻛﻮﺋﻴــﻦ‪ ،‬ﺑﻪ ﻣﺎ ﻣﻠﺖ ﻫﻤﺎ ﻛﻠﻜﻰ

*‪$‬ﻧﺪ ﻛــﻪ *ﺑﺎ ﻣﺎ ﻻ ﺑﻪ‬ ‫ﺟﻨﺎﻳﺘــﻜﺎ

‪ $‬ﻓﻴﻠﻢﻫــﺎ ﻣﻰ*‪$‬ﻧﺪ‪ :‬ﻓﺎﺻﻠﻪ ﺷــﺎ

*ﻳﺎ‪ $‬ﻛﺮ‪$‬ﻧﺪ‪ ،‬ﺗﺎ ﺗﻴــﺮ ﻣﺎ ﻣﻠﺖ ﺑﻪ‬ ‫ﻗﻠﺐﺷﺎ ﻧﻨﺸﻴﻨﺪ‪( ،‬ﻟﻰ ﺑﺎ ﻫﻤﺎ ﺗﻔﻨﮓ ﻟﻮ ﺑﺮﻳﺪ< ﻛﺬ ـ ﻋﻴﻦ ﮔﺮﺑﺔ ‪ 0$‬ﺑﺮﻳﺪ ـ * ‪ ($‬‬ ‫ﻣﺎ

‪ 30‬ﺳﺎﻟﻰ ﺳﺖ ﻛﻪ ﻣﺮﺗﺒﺎً ﺑﺎ ﮔﻠﻮﻟﻪ ﻣﻰ*ﻧﻨﺪ‪ .‬ﭼﻨﺪ ﻧﻔﺮ ﻫﻢ ﻛﺎ ﮔﺰ

‪ $‬ﺧﻠﻰ ‪

$‬ﻧﺪ!‬ ‫ ﻳﻦﻫﺎ ﻣﻠﺖ

»ﻣﺠﺘﻤﻊ« ﻣﻰﻛﻨﻨﺪ ﺗﺎ ‪ $‬ﺣﺪ ﻣﻜﺎ ‪ $‬ﺗﻴﺮ @ ﺗﻔﻨﮓ ﻟﻮ ﺑﺮﻳﺪ< ﻳﺸﺎ ‬ ‫ﻗــﺮ

ﺑﮕﻴﺮﻧﺪ‪ ،‬ﺑﻌــﺪ ﻫﻢ ﻗﺎ ﻣﻚﻛﻮﺋﻴﻦ ﺑﺎ ﺧﻴﺎ

ﺣﺖ ﮔﻠﻮﻟــﻪ

ﺻﺎ] ﻣﻰ*ﻧﻨﺪ ‪ $‬‬ ‫ﻣﻼ‪s‬ﻣﺎ ! ﻣﻰﺑﻴﻨﻴﻢ ﻛﻪ ‪ $‬ﻫﻤﺎ ﻓﻴﻠﻢ ﻛﻮﺗﺎ ( ﭼﻨﺪ ‪$‬ﻗﻴﻘﻪ ﻋﻤ ً‬ ‫ﻼ ﺗﻤﺎﻣﻰ ‪ $‬ﺳﺘﺎ ‬ ‫*ﻧﺪﮔﻰ ﻣﺎ ﻣﻠﺖ ﺑﺎ ﺗﺎ ﻳﺨﻰ ﭼﻨﺪ ﻫﺰ

ﺳــﺎﻟﻪ ﺑﻪ ( ﺻﻔﺤﺔ ﺗﻠﻮﻳﺰﻳﻮ ﻣﻰ ﻣﺪ‪ .‬ﻛﺎﻓﻰ‬ ‫ﺑﻮ‪ $‬ﭼﺸﻢ ﺑﻴﻨﺎ ﻣﻰ‪ $‬ﺷﺘﻴﻢ ( ﮔﻮ[ ﺷﻨﻮ ! (ﻟﻰ ﮔﺮ ﭼﺸﻢ ﺑﻴﻨﺎ ﻣﻰ‪ $‬ﺷﺘﻴﻢ ﻛﻪ (ﻗﺖﻣﺎ ‬ ‫

ﺑﻪ ﻗﺎ ﻣﻚﻛﻮﺋﻴﻦ ﻧﻤﻰ‪$ $‬ﻳﻢ! ﺑﻠﻪ‪ ،‬ﺧﻼﺻﻪ ﺑﮕﻮﺋﻴﻢ ﻣﺸﻜﻼ ﻳﻜﻰ ( ‪ ($‬ﺗﺎ ﻧﻴﺴﺖ‪.‬‬ ‫ﻣﺎ ﻫﻢ ﺻ ً‬ ‫ﻼ ﻧﻤﻰﺧﻮ ﺳﺘﻴﻢ ﻣﺮ(* * ﺟﺎﻳﺰ ﺑﮕﻴﺮ ( ﻗﺎ ﻣﻚﻛﻮﺋﻴﻦ ﺑﮕﻮﺋﻴﻢ‪ ،‬ﺷﺘﺒﺎﻫﻰ‬ ‫ﭘﻴﺶ ﻣﺪ ( ﻣﻰﺑﺨﺸﻴﺪ!‬


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