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The Rocky Mountain Collegian | Thursday, June 21, 2012
Today’s Birthday (06/21/12). Your enthusiasm is naturally infectious, and it continues to bubble through the year. You could find a leadership position developing this summer. Your network expands. Assess and redefine career goals. Business heats up by autumn. Patterns set by year’s end could stick for a while. Balance work with play. To get the advantage, check the day’s rating: 10 is the easiest day, 0 the most challenging.
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Louis Coppola
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Aries (March 21-April 19) — Today is a 7 -- You’re lucky in romance for the next two days. Things get easier and lovelier. Creative thinking brings in money. Then get interested in something more fun. Taurus (April 20-May 20) — Today is an 8 -- You get a self-confidence boost that lasts for a few weeks. Your friends help you decide what to do next. An old trick may not work now.Gemini (May 21-June 21) ––7–– Keep your head down, and you’re quite productive. Finish a project for a carefree evening. The conversation is just getting interesting, with art, music and beauty. Cancer (June 22-July 22) ––6–– Don’t bet on a far-fetched scheme. Take on more work, even if it makes life more complicated. Disruptions at home could cause chaos, too. Accept offers of help. Leo (July 23-Aug. 22) ––7–– No gambling (except in love). Defer gratification for later. Make connections with friends. A change of scenery together could lead to unforgettable moments. Catch a nice view. Virgo (Aug. 23-Sept. 22) ––9–– Carefully evaluate your economic situation. Don’t jump to conclusions without looking at all the facts. In the end, you may have more wealth than you thought. Libra (Sept. 23-Oct. 22) ––9–– You’re especially keen at discovering errors. Figuring things out is part of the fun, and it’s also a great learning experience. Others speak well of you. Scorpio (Oct. 23-Nov. 21) ––7–– You pull through despite unexpected events. Your confidence is enviable (and contagious). Remember, you’re not the center of the universe. Contribute, and accept contributions. Sagittarius (Nov. 22-Dec. 21) ––7–– Invent new boundaries beyond the usual. Discover something when you clean up a mess. Love and be loved. Avoid going down the jealousy tunnel. No cheese there. Capricorn (Dec. 22-Jan. 19) ––7–– You may have to take a detour on your route to a perfect career but not without reward. Go beyond sightseeing to immerse yourself in the experience. Earn new skills. Aquarius (Jan. 20-Feb. 18) ––8–– Not everything will transpire as expected today, but that’s not a problem since you’re ready for adventure. Learn more about love in the process. This could be enjoyable. Pisces (Feb. 19-March 20) ––7–– You’re inclined to challenge authority. You gain points for being respectful as well as for being positive and supportive. Let them have a say in the matter.
RamTalk Classics To the girl I overheard yelling from a dorm room in Braiden Hall yesterday: No, I don’t know where you got your crabs. Sorry.
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Louis Coppola
They wanted to put Tony Frank on Mount Rushmore, but the granite wasn’t tough enough for Tony’s beard.
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