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Zodiac forecasts FROM JONATHAN CAINER
January.2012
ANOTHER NEW YEAR, ANOTHER HOGMANAY, ANOTHER HOOTENANNY. YET THE WORLD IS ANXIOUS. WE HAVE ALL HEARD ABOUT 2012. IT BRINGS THE END OF THE MAYAN CALENDAR AND, DEPENDING ON WHICH GLOOM-LADEN WEBSITE YOU VISIT, IT THREATENS US WITH ALL KINDS OF TROUBLE. JUST IN CASE YOU ARE WONDERING HOW SERIOUSLY TO TAKE ALL OF THIS, LET ME SET YOUR MIND AT REST. SOLAR FLARES WON’T RENDER US EXTINCT, STRANGE BROWN DWARF STARS WON’T TILT THE EARTH ON ITS ORBIT, THE END IS NOT NIGH AND EVEN THE DREADED RECESSION WILL SLOWLY LOOSEN ITS GRIP AS THE YEAR GOES BY.
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AQUARIUS
January 21 - February 19
‘Everything must go! The store is closing down/relocating/changing hands. Prices have never been lower.’ Etc. Usually, on closer inspection, such sales tend to be disappointing. The stock has been reduced because it is not really worth having. Items of true quality always hold their price. People will pay top dollar for what they really want. Remember that, please, as you make your resolutions for 2012. You can vanquish whatever once defeated you. You can attain much to which you have long aspired. Don’t undervalue what you are truly worth. FOR YOUR DAILY FORECAST AND MORE FROM JONATHAN, VISIT WWW.CAINER.COM
CAPRICORN December 22 - January 20
Do you really want to build a stairway to the stars? Then you had better dig a very deep foundation. The higher the construction, the more crucial a solid base becomes. Intention is wonderful. Ambition is excellent. But there must also, always, be preparation - and plenty of it. Now I know I am not telling you anything new. This is the speech you usually give to other people. Yet, right now, you are becoming uncharacteristically excitable. This brand new, exceptionally special year is firing your imagination. Rightly so. The changes start this month. FOR YOUR DAILY FORECAST AND MORE FROM JONATHAN, VISIT WWW.CAINER.COM
PISCES
February 20 - March 20 ‘Should old acquaintance be forgot?’ With the words of the great Scottish poet ringing in our ears, we enter a year with a reputation. If only a tiny fraction of the dreadful things that some folk expect from 2012 ever come to pass, what will we do? But that just goes to show how easily we can unnerve ourselves. None of those disasters will occur. Just as none of the problems in your own life, even the ones that keep you awake at night, are as serious as they seem. There is only one resolution you need to make. It involves freeing yourself from fear. FOR YOUR DAILY FORECAST AND MORE FROM JONATHAN, VISIT WWW.CAINER.COM
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