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Try some ho-ho-holiday humor Seasonal jokes can add to the fun Holiday humor is always a hit with the young ones. Here are some old (admittedly corny) jokes for the holiday season. Start out with one and see if the children or other family and friends in your life come up with others. Q. What kind of music is best when getting presents ready to give to others? A. “Wrap” music. Q. What did Adam say on the day before Christmas? A. It’s Christmas, Eve. Q. What did one snowman say to the other snowman? A. Can you smell carrot? Q. What do snowmen eat for breakfast? A. Snowflakes. Q. How does a snowman lose weight? A. He waits for the weather to get warm. Q. What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? A. Frostbite. Q. What do you call a cat on the beach at Christmas time? A. Sandy Claws.
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Q. What do elves learn in school? A. The Elf-abet. Q. What nationality is Santa Claus? A. North Polish. Q. Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E? A. Because everyone was saying, “No L.” What was your response to these bits of humor? Hopefully, ho, ho, ho!
NEW ARRIVALS Holiday “Naughty or Nice” Apron The perfect gift for any hostess or just buy it for yourself to get you into the holiday swing of things! This Apron is a closeout from a top quality manufacturer who sells to all the premier retailers in America such as Williams Sonoma, Pottery Barn and the like. Quantities limited. Holiday Special $11.99
Poinsettia Place Mat (Set of 4) Spruce up your holiday table with these beautiful placemats. They are the perfect compliment to many of our tablecloths and napkins now in stock. Quantities limited. Holiday Special $12.99 per set!
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