Philadelphia City Paper, October 31st, 2013

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Drill sergeant’s syllable Formal promise? Casablanca’s country: abbr. Land on the Med. Sea He wrote of Walden Pond Diminutive ending, in Italian Pop artist who used faceless stick figures Big shot in the office Serial piece Budget brand of Intel CPUs “Comfortably ___” (Pink Floyd) Jazz great with the album “High Priestess of Soul” Location finder, briefly High-rated search engine, once Hip hop fan, maybe Increasingly hard to find net surfer Calvin and Naomi The Devil’s Dictionary author ___ and Guilder (warring The Princess Bride nations) They may include twists Dip ___ in the water Handout after a checkup Choke, or a joke 15th-century Flemish painter Damn Yankees vamp Vlad, as the legend goes Green energy type You, to Yves

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