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delicious and mold that turns your vital organs to mush. I never got around to seeking that someone out. Then my editor here at City Paper handed down the assignment for this piece: learning charcuterie from Southwarkâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Nick Macri, one of the brightest stars in our local constellation. She posed it as a nonchalant shrug of a question: â&#x20AC;&#x153;Would that be cool?â&#x20AC;? Uh, yeah, I could get out of bed for that. Even the most basic products under the charcuterie umbrella take a full day or two, though â&#x20AC;&#x201D; how would my too-brief stint go down? A few hours didnâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t sound like enough time to learn the first thing about the craft. Still, I dutifully made my way through the muck of a dreary morning, tracked down the perplexingly remote kitchen-access door, tied on the supplied apron, and headed to wash up. Pretty much the first thing Macri said was, â&#x20AC;&#x153;This isnâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t going to be nearly enough time for me to teach you much about charcuterie.â&#x20AC;? At Southwark, where an exten-
sive, heavily praised cast of cured meats and terrines is made in-house weekly, rotating according to season and whim, even the simplest preparations are multi-day affairs. Before I arrived on a Friday morning, pounds of pork shoulder had seen knives and brines, liver had been cleaned and seared and precise weights and proportions had been calculated. Maybe if Iâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;d had a few more days, I could have done more than scratching the surface of the basics. But seeing as how I had only one day, I figured Iâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;d try to work my way through a portion of the process of some simple, fresh, entry-level charcuterie: a spicy fennel sausage and a rustic pâtĂŠ grand-mère. I ground bus pans full of meat, delighting in the slightly macabre pop-and-squelch soundtrack and nervously watching for smear. (â&#x20AC;&#x153;It should come out clean,â&#x20AC;? cautioned Macri, â&#x20AC;&#x153;like those Play-Doh things you had as a kid.â&#x20AC;?) I smushed the panade â&#x20AC;&#x201D; bread soaked in eggs and milk, which acts as a binder â&#x20AC;&#x201D; into the pâtĂŠ mixture by hand. I used a continued on adjacent page