May 8, 2013 by Pittsburgh City Paper

WWW.PGHCITYPAPER.COM | 05.08/05.15.2013

★★★★★★★★★

ELECTION GUIDE 2013 ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ ★

PITTSBURGH CITY PAPER 05.08/05.15.2013

EVENTS 5.10 – 7pm OUT OF THE BOX: TIME CAPSULE OPENING WITH TIME CAPSULES CATALOGUERS Free with Museum admission/ Members Free

5.11 – 8pm SOUND SERIES: COLIN STETSON WITH SPECIAL GUEST SARAH NEUFELD (OF ARCADE FIRE) Tickets $15/$12 Members FREE parking in The Warhol lot Media sponsor: 91.3FM WYEP

5.14 – 10am-5pm ART MUSEUM DAY 2013, FEATURING FREE ADMISSION As part of Art Museum Day 2013 FREE admission

6.14 – 10am-5pm SPECIAL HOURS The Warhol will close at 5pm due to a private event.

The Uncluded

7.13 – 8pm SOUND SERIES: BELLE & SEBASTIAN WITH SPECIAL GUESTS YO LA TENGO Stage AE Co-presented with PromoWest North Shore & Opus One Productions Tickets: $35 Media sponsor: 91.3FM WYEP

Kimya Dawson & Aesop Rock 6.6 – 8pm Tickets $20/$18 Members | FREE parking in The Warhol lot | visit www.warhol.org or call 412.237.8300

The Warhol welcomes back Grammy-winning singer-songwriter, Kimya Dawson, returning with critically acclaimed hip hop artist/producer, Aesop Rock (aka Ian Bavitz), in their new collaboration, The Uncluded. The duo is on tour supporting their debut album Hokey Fright on Rhymesayers, which features a guest appearance on one song by James McNew of Yo La Tengo. The Andy Warhol Museum receives state arts funding support through a grant from the Pennsylvania Council on the Arts, a state agency funded by the Commonwealth of Pennsylvania; the National Endowment for the Arts, a federal agency and The Heinz Endowments. Further support is provided by the Allegheny Regional Asset District.

Media Sponsor

N E W S

TA S T E

M U S I C

S C R E E N

A R T S

E V E N T S

C L A S S I F I E D S

4 WEEKS ONLY BENEDUM CENTER

4 EASY WAYS TO BUY Box Ofﬁce at Theater Square

412-456-4800 TrustArts.org Groups (15+): 412-471-6930

PITTSBURGH CITY PAPER 05.08/05.15.2013

PNC Broadway Across America-Pittsburgh is a presentation of The Pittsburgh Cultural Trust, Pittsburgh Symphony and Broadway Across America.

Over 21 • 9pm - Midnight

ROCK & BOWL! FRE E WI- FI

VOLUME 23 + ISSUE 19

Ravenstahl is out, and the race 06 Luke to see who will be the next mayor is very much on. We also break down the city’s three contested races for Pittsburgh City Council in CP’s 2013 Primary Election Guide.

[TASTE] were amply filled with banana 26 “Pancakes slices, blueberries or chocolate chips.” — Angelique Bamberg and Jason Roth review Pigs-2-Peaches BBQ diner

[MUSIC] “Stetson has to maintain a strict regimen of yoga, running and breathing exercises in order to stay in shape for performances.” — Tyler Crumrine on the rigors of Colin Stetson’s life as a bass saxophonist

ROCK AND BOWL $ 8 A L L YO U C A N B O W L + L I V E BA NDS 5/8-GET TO THE CHOPPER • 5/15 - ACT OF PARDON

{ART}

EVERY

412-683-5992 4 44TH AND BUTLER ST.

BOOK YO U R S PA R T IE! N OW

i n revitalize revitalizedd Lawrenceville WWW.ARSENALBOWL.COM

'80S/'90S NIGHT

Director of Operations KEVIN SHEPHERD Production Director JULIE SKIDMORE Art Director LISA CUNNINGHAM Graphic Designers MICHAEL ARTMAN, SHEILA LETSON, JENNIFER TRIVELLI

Thursday

{ADVERTISING}

EVERY SAT

EVERY

$ 8 A L L YO U C A N B O W L 5 /9 > ' 8 0 S NI G H T • 5 /1 6 > ' 9 0 S NI G H T

DJ & KARAOKE

Friday

{MARKETING+PROMOTIONS}

W/DJ mockster

$9.95 ALL YOU CAN BOWL WI TH DJ & KARAOKE

Afternoon

SUPER SATURDAY

EVERY

TOP SHELF saturday night

Saturday

Protect your rights and take action.

EVERY SUN 50¢ SUNDAZE 50¢ BOWLING, A SHOES, HOT DOGS AND SODAS • 1- 4PM

fternoon

EVERY

DJ NIGHT + PRIZES W/ THE MOCKS TER • $8 ALL YOU CAN BOWL

EVERY

SERVICE INDUSTRY NIGHT

Monday

• Require you to share your tips • Require or permit off-the-clock work • Pay you a salary to avoid paying you overtime • Do not include commission wages in overtime pay

$7 ALL YOU CAN BOWL, 12-3PM

$9.95 ALL YOU CAN BOWL • $1 OFF ALL TOP SHELF DRINKS

Sunday

THEY MAY IF THEY:

Call the Overtime Attorneys at Carlson Lynch today for a Free Case Evaluation

CARLSON LYNCH Advocates for Consumer & Workplace Fairness

$8 ALL YOU CAN BOWL • $1.00 DRAF TS

EVERY

COLLEGE NIGHT

Tuesday

50¢ BOWLING • 50¢ DRAF TS

(412) 322-WAGE www.carlsonlynch.com

Marketing Director DEANNA KRYMOWSKI Marketing and Promotions Coordinator LINDSEY GUARD Advertising and Promotions Coordinator ASHLEY WALTER Radio Promotions Director VICKI CAPOCCIONI-WOLFE Radio Promotions Assistants ANDREW BILINSKY, NOAH FLEMING

{ADMINISTRATION} Business Manager BEVERLY GRUNDLER Circulation Director JIM LAVRINC Office Administrator RODNEY REGAN Technical Director PAUL CARROLL Interactive Media Manager CARLO LEO

[SCREEN] Black’s flick finds plenty of 39 “Shane loopholes for gadgetry, special effects and assorted comic-book-style badassery.” — Al Hoff, reviewing Iron Man 3

[ARTS]

{PUBLISHER} STEEL CITY MEDIA GENERAL POLICIES: Contents copyrighted 2013 by Steel City Media. All rights reserved. No part of this publication may be reproduced without written permission of the publisher. The opinions expressed in Pittsburgh City Paper are those of the author and not necessarily of Steel City Media. LETTER POLICY: Letters, faxes or e-mails must be signed and include town and daytime phone number for confirmation. We may edit for length and clarity. DISTRIBUTION: Pittsburgh City Paper is published weekly by Steel City Media and is available free of charge at select distribution locations. One copy per reader; copies of past issues may be purchased for $3.00 each, payable in advance to Pittsburgh City Paper. FIRST CLASS MAIL SUBSCRIPTIONS: Available for $175 per year, $95 per half year. No refunds.

“The profusion of liquor, gambling and prostitution in numerous parts of town did not help the area’s prosperity, or lack thereof.’” — Charles Rosenblum on details in the new history book Allegheny City

{REGULAR & SPECIAL FEATURES} NEWS OF THE WEIRD BY CHUCK SHEPHERD 24 EVENTS LISTINGS 46 SAVAGE LOVE BY DAN SAVAGE 56 FREE WILL ASTROLOGY BY ROB BREZSNY 58 CROSSWORD PUZZLE BY BEN TAUSIG 60 +

EVERY

Wednesday

Director of Advertising JESSIE AUMAN-BROCK Senior Account Executives TOM FAULS, PAUL KLATZKIN, SANDI MARTIN, JEREMY WITHERELL Advertising Representatives MATT HAHN, JESSE HERRLE, CHRIS JURAN, SCOTT KLATZKIN, MELISSA LENIGAN, JUSTIN MATASE, JEANNE MUMFORD, EMILY POZZUTO, MICHAEL RANALLO Classified Manager ANDREA JAMES Classified Advertising Representative TERRANCE P. MARTIN Radio Sales Manager CHRIS KOHAN National Advertising Representative VMG ADVERTISING 1.888.278.9866 OR 1.212.475.2529

[NEWS]

N E W S

Editor CHRIS POTTER News Editor CHARLIE DEITCH Arts & Entertainment Editor BILL O’DRISCOLL Music Editor ANDY MULKERIN Associate Editor AL HOFF Listings Editor MARGARET WELSH Assistant Listings Editor JESSICA BOGDAN Staff Writers AMYJO BROWN, LAUREN DALEY Staff Photographer HEATHER MULL Interns TRACEY HICKEY, JEFF IHAZA, JOHN LAVANGA

DOES YOUR EMPLOYER OWE YOU WAGES?

Lom

{COVER OVER ILLUSTRATION BY VINCE DORSE}

ARSEowNl A .c

{EDITORIAL}

05.08/05.15.2013

at the world-famous

PITTSBURGH CITY PAPER 650 Smithfield Street, Suite 2200 Pittsburgh, PA 15222 412.316.3342 FAX: 412.316.3388 E-MAIL info@pghcitypaper.com www.pghcitypaper.com

TA S T E

M U S I C

S C R E E N

A R T S

E V E N T S

C L A S S I F I E D S

INCOMING

THIS ELECTION MAY BE DECIDED BY HOW MUCH CHANGE PITTSBURGH REALLY WANTS.

Letter to the Editor After reading the otherwise insightful article by Chris Potter about the three candidates vying for the City Council seat in District 8 (May 1), I would like to respond to the suggestion that Sam HensGreco’s platform lacks specific proposals. On his website — www.samhens greco.com — there are several innovative and detailed proposals about eliminating the LGBT real-estate transfer tax; providing a tax credit for people who want to reduce the danger of flooding by installing rain barrels; raising revenue by eliminating the reserved parking for city officials next to the City-County Building; and addressing the issue of taxing nonprofits. As to his plan to end gun violence, Mr. Hens-Greco has proposed that the City should [first] develop a comprehensive strategy, in partnership with the Police Department and community organizations, to address the complex underlying causes of gun violence. Second, appoint a “Gun Violence Prevention Coordinator” to organize and direct the strategic plan. Third, use intelligencebased policing strategies that deploy police officers to heavy crime areas. Fourth, diversify our police force by hiring more minority and women officers. Fifth, provide funding for proven educational, job-training and mentoring programs for our youth and young adults. Sixth, improve the lines of communication between our police force and community residents by adopting programs like “Coffee with Cops.” This is a serious proposal to deal with a serious problem. As to our East End neighborhoods being unconcerned about gun violence, my own son, while still a teen-ager, was robbed at gunpoint just two blocks from the Squirrel Hill police station. Response to this frightening encounter was delayed because police were responding to a gun incident at the Manor Theater and a mugging just a few blocks away. While this was some time ago, it says to me as a mother that “no neighborhood is an island.” — Mary Hall Squirrel Hill

RE: Heading for the Hills: Mayoral race shaping District 4 contest (May 1) “As someone who mentored and coached students at Seton LaSalle, Mr. Lee should think twice before criticizing someone for earning [a] master’s degree from a great university. It is possible to be well educated and dedicated to your community without losing your roots, which is exactly what Ms. Rudiak has demonstrated.” — Web comment from “Me4”

{ILLUSTRATION BY VINCE DORSE}

EXECUTIVE DECISION I

F ELECTIONS WERE contests of ideas,

Pittsburgh City Councilor Bill Peduto might already have won the mayoral primary. In January, Peduto was the odd man out in a three-man field that included Mayor Luke Ravenstahl and City Controller Michael Lamb. Only Peduto supported waiving a city-residency requirement for police. Only Peduto was unwavering in seeking to keep the city operating under state financial oversight. Only Peduto supported a city ordinance requiring gun owners to report the loss or theft of firearms, a measure Lamb and Ravenstahl called “unenforceable.” But Lamb and Ravenstahl have dropped out of the race, replaced by former state Auditor General Jack Wagner

PITTSBURGH CITY PAPER 05.08/05.15.2013

and two other challengers. And for all the negative ads and debates that have ensued since then, Peduto and Wagner agree on all three of those issues. On these topics, what was a minority position six months ago will likely be administration policy

The only sure thing in mayor’s race is change for the better {BY CHRIS POTTER} next year. And Wagner too embraces bikefriendly policies and green infrastructure, even if his grasp isn’t quite as tight as Peduto’s. But Peduto has spent years ﬁghting for

those issues, and has scars to prove it. He’s been attacked by rivals on council, and by Ravenstahl himself, who’s using a nearly $1 million campaign war chest to air ads attacking him. Beset by these foes, Peduto is attacking Wagner for his friends. “There is a group that is supporting Jack, who represents the leadership that Pittsburgh has had for awhile,” says Peduto. “And it’s concerning to them that a new group is coming to power.” “Council today is a dysfunctional council,” counters Wagner. “Bill is part of the problem.” Recent polling suggests the race is too close to call. When the candidates debate, it almost sounds like we’re already living in Bill Peduto’s Pittsburgh. But there’s no guarantee he’ll be its mayor. CONTINUES ON PG. 08

Clinical Trials Research Services, LLC is currently conducting clinical trials in the following areas:

Asthma IBS with Diarrhea Endometriosis Constipation Vaginal Dryness/Hot Flashes Gout Osteoporosis

Chronic Diarrhea High Cholesterol High Blood Pressure Diabetes Over Eating and Obese Menstrual Cramps

Principal Investigators â&#x20AC;&#x201C; Dr. S. Berg, Dr. G. Rosenberg, Dr. L. Dobkin Do you have a medical condition that is not listed? Give us a call. Our studies change regularly and we may have a study thatâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s right for you. Please call 412-363-1900 for more information.

In Need of that Perfect Location?

Best Poured Guinness in the Burgh! Food & Drink Specials Nightly!

3382 BABCOCK BLVD

Outdoor Patio Opening Soon!

PITTSBURGH 412-364-8511 SIEBSPUB.COM

SIE Bâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;S BA NQ UET FAC ILIT IES

WE SPECIALIZE IN WE DDIN GS & ALL YOUR EVENT NE EDS! ( 50-250 People) le

Proudly Serving Blue Moon

N E W S

TA S T E

M U S I C

S C R E E N

A R T S

E V E N T S

C L A S S I F I E D S

EXECUTIVE DECISION, CONTINUED FROM PG. 06

FOR ONE thing, he’s got credible opposition.

PofE T the

WEEK

Polly Meet Polly, Animal Friends’ sweetest Rottweiler! This big lovable lug is 3 years old. She’d like to find a home where she can play, exercise and cuddle all day!

Call Animal Friends today!

412-847-7000

A.J. Richardson is running the kind of long-shot campaign that may actually have benefited from the added visibility of a DUI arrest. But state Rep. Jake Wheatley, who represents the Hill District and adjoining areas, is touting a single-minded focus on eradicating poverty — an issue that would likely get little attention from the candidates otherwise [see chart, “Running Amok”]. By focusing on industry-specific job training in schools and other education initiatives, Wheatley says, Pittsburgh will be “a lot more attractive to people who want to relocate here.” “When we talk about eradicating poverty, it’s about lifting everyone up,” Wheatley adds. And he’s voicing the battle-cry of every underdog: “Let the ‘Can he win?’ question go to the wayside. If you asked that question when Obama first ran, he wouldn’t be the [Democratic] nominee.” But polls suggest Peduto’s biggest rival is Wagner, for whom this mayoral campaign has a familiar theme. Wagner first won a city-council seat, in 1984, by decrying government dysfunction, campaigning on the theme “Stop the Circus.” Wagner himself wasn’t immune from the chaos. A battle over the council presidency with then-councilor Jim Ferlo, for example, ended up in court. But by 1990, newspapers were reporting a new era of “peace and courtesy” on council. “There was a far better working relationship on council after I got on,” Wagner says. And Wagner says he grew as a politician himself. As a city councilor, for example, he’d opposed legislation adding gays and lesbians to the city’s anti-discrimination ordinance. But as a state senator a decade later, he sponsored or co-sponsored numerous LGBTfriendly bills — and in the 1990s, supporting LGBT causes wasn’t necessarily a gimme for a Western Pennsylvania politician. “Every issue I have voted on in the past has not always been the right vote,” he says of his initial opposition. Wagner’s supporters tout his own independence. Wagner is “going to be his own man,” predicted Ferlo, Wagner’s former council foe, when he formally endorsed Wagner March 27. (The two men became compatriots in the state Senate.) Ferlo noted that as the auditor general, Wagner was “an equal-opportunity critic” of Democratic Gov. Ed Rendell and his Republican successor, Tom Corbett. But Ferlo was originally a Ravenstahl backer, and he’s not alone. Other former Ravenstahl loyalists now backing Wagner include city councilors Ricky Burgess and Darlene Harris, as well as the firefighters and some building-trades unions.

“Their coalition is built off the [people] that have been running the city for years,” says Peduto. “For them to say they are not part of the Ravenstahl machine … is just false.” Wagner may prune city government more than some critics expect … and more than some allies hope. If he’s elected, Wagner predicts, “I see the majority of people in the mayor’s office being new people. There is going to be a new administration.” For example, he says, “I would fully expect [mayoral chief of staff] Yarone Zober to move on.” But so far in this campaign, Wagner hasn’t yet been forced to choose between his allies and his agenda. And on issues where a collision seems possible, his stance can be difficult to pin down. In mid-April, for example, invitations surfaced for a $1,000-a-plate Wagner fundraising luncheon, co-hosted by “members of the Marcellus Shale Community.” Did such support mean that Wagner would favor lifting a city ordinance — favored by Peduto — that bans drilling within city limits? “I know of no interest … in introducing such a bill,” he said. “[N]o one wants to drill in the city,” he added, and “I am an advocate of supporting that.” So what would he advocate if someone did want to drill? It’s not clear. Team Wagner has sought to portray Peduto as “divisive,” offering Wagner as a potential bridge-builder. “I think we need to emerge with a mayor that has some consensus,” is how Ferlo put it. But being a consensus candidate is a lot easier when you can adopt a platform, rather than having to fight for it.

show of support this year, more than three dozen elected officials and other leaders attended, including local and state leaders from outside Peduto’s traditional East End base. Some had been elected with help from Peduto’s own political team, part of an ongoing effort to create what Peduto calls a “New Coalition.” And for a time, at least, Peduto also had legislative momentum on his side. Between 2010 and 2011, when Peduto was part of a council majority, he helped shepherd through a variety of reforms, including campaign-finance limits, the lost-andstolen gun bill and a “prevailing wage” measure setting a higher-than-minimum-wage floor for workers at grocery stores and other projects receiving tax subsidies. Peduto remains the policy-wonk’s dream candidate. His campaign website features scores of policy proposals. Some, like a proposed financial-literacy program, could be done outside city government. (Though Peduto says all the ideas “really need a leader that is part of government [and] can see the potential” to be sustainable.) But for supporters, when Peduto recommends using city resources to convert underused building space into “Innovation Incubators,” the main point is the idea’s specificity. Go to Wagner’s site for his thoughts on job creation, by contrast, and you’ll see a vague promise to “partner with local business leaders to identify growth opportunities.” Peduto says such a disparity reflects the fact that he has “more hands-on experience of the transition from old Pittsburgh to new Pittsburgh than any other candidate.” Meanwhile, “Jack’s been away for 20 years. The city has changed.” But not as fast as Peduto would like. On city council itself, a lasting coalition has been more elusive: Harris, who headed up Peduto’s bloc as council president between 2010 and 2011, parted ways with him the following year. In endorsing Wagner, she denounced Peduto for holding “petty grudges.” And many of his legislative initiatives have languished, casualties of Ravenstahl’s hostility or indifference. At least one reform, the campaign-finance reform, has been found wanting. During a court battle between Wagner and Peduto over the rules, Judge Joseph James voided contribution limits for this year’s mayor race on a technicality, and expressed hope that the rules could be amended “between now and the next election.” At the same time, Ravenstahl has tapped his now-idle campaign treasury

RECENT POLLING SUGGESTS THE RACE IS TOO CLOSE TO CALL.

FOR PEDUTO, the struggle has lasted the

better part of a decade. In 2007, he ran a brief, joyless campaign against a thenpopular Ravenstahl, then dropped out in mid-March. He did so, he told City Paper at the time, because his only hope was to run a savage, negative race — and even then he was likely to lose. That setback, he said “probably would have … destroyed a reform movement” — one he’d worked “over a dozen years to build.” This year, it’s Ravenstahl who dropped out — and Peduto hasn’t shied away from going negative. (Two of his TV ads have blasted Wagner for voting in Harrisburg to raise his own pay, and for supporting Republican budgetary rhetoric.) More importantly, he says, that “reform movement” is less vulnerable today. When his campaign held an April 25

CONTINUES ON PG. 10

PITTSBURGH CITY PAPER 05.08/05.15.2013

DAY TOYOTA MILITARY APPRECIATION MONTH

$1,000 OFF

Additional on all new and preowned vehicles in dealer stock for ACTIVE DUTY and RETIRED MILITARY.†

2013 201 01 13 Tundra T r

FINANCING FOR 60 MONTHS**† IINCLUDES L $1000 $ TOYOTA CUSTOMER CASH

*TOYOTA FINANCE CASH FOR TIERS 1+ THRU TIER 3 FINANCING THRU TOYOTA.

2013 Camry

199 36 MONTHS

PER MONTH FOR

*†

*WITH $2499 DAS OR FINANCE FOR 0% FOR 60 MONTHS. DOC FEE OF $131 AND TIER 1+ FINANCING THRU TOYOTA MOTOR CREDIT.

2013 Corolla

169 36 MONTHS

PER MONTH FOR

*†

*WITH $1999 DAS OR FINANCE FOR 0% FOR 60 MONTHS ON STOCK #K13254 DOC FEE OF $131 AND TIER 1+ FINANCING THRU TOYOTA MOTOR CREDIT. † OFFER GOOD THRU JUNE 3, 2013.

CLAIRTON BOULEVARD

1140 CLAIRTON BLVD.

PLEASANT HILLS 412-469-3000

E LL VA

L OA

AL ION REG TER SONL CEN R E A F JEFMEDIC

HOURS MONDAY HOURS: MONDAY-THURSDAY THURSDAY 8AM 8AM-9PM; 9PM FRIDAY 8AM-6PM; SATURDAY 8AM-5PM

www.DAYTOYOTA.com

Scan for a Special Video from Debbie Flaherty

Automotive Group

Proud supporter of Animal Friends

DayAuto.com N E W S

TA S T E

M U S I C

S C R E E N

A R T S

E V E N T S

C L A S S I F I E D S

EXECUTIVE DECISION, CONTINUED FROM PG. 08

THE FACTORY DIGITAL FILMMAKING PROGRAM NEXT START JUNE 11

KRISSE JADYK

CALL TODAY 1.800.413.6013

COMPANY: VIDEO GRAPHICS, INC. JOB TITLE: $66,67$17 (',725 Â&#x2021; GRADUATION: SUMMER 2009

DEC.EDU &INANCIAL !ID IS !VAILABLE FOR 4HOSE 7HO 1UALIFY (OUSING IS 0ROVIDED 4HROUGH BDIHOUSING COM

3%6%.4( 342%%4 s -/.%33%. 0! &OR MORE INFORMATION ABOUT GRADUATION RATES MEDIAN DEBT OF STUDENTS WHO COMPLETED THE PROGRAMS AND CONSUMER INFORMATION PLEASE VISIT WWW DEC EDU DF

The Robert M. Mill Lecture Series

Pittsburgh Labor & Management Past & Future: A Labor-Management Discussion presents a panel discussion

Cybersecurityâ&#x20AC;&#x201D;Implications for Workforce & Technology Development How will a national cybersecurity model benefit the Pittsburgh region in workforce development & technology applications that affect all education, government, law enforcement & industry sectors?

to attack Peduto in TV ads, which claim Peduto only cares about his own district. Many of the attacks â&#x20AC;&#x201D; like the complaint that Peduto was the lone vote against a senior housing project in Homewood â&#x20AC;&#x201D; echo criticisms lodged at Peduto by Burgess, a frequent foe. Wagner, meanwhile, is in the enviable position of beneďŹ ting from the ads while denouncing Ravenstahl and Peduto for the lack of civility: Both, he says, should â&#x20AC;&#x153;grow up.â&#x20AC;? Peduto acknowledges some frosty relations on council but says, â&#x20AC;&#x153;Iâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;ve never let it get in the way of doing business.â&#x20AC;? But he makes no apologies for being a strident foe of business-as-usual. If elected, for example, his housecleaning will include asking mayoral appointees to city boards, authorities and commissions to resign. Unlike Allegheny County Executive Rich Fitzgerald, a Peduto ally who has previously required appointees to sign undated letters of resignation he could use at any time, Peduto says his appointees can vote without fear of removal. â&#x20AC;&#x153;Iâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;m not telling them to vote a certain way,â&#x20AC;? he says. But â&#x20AC;&#x153;without bringing new people in, youâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;re not accomplishing the goals you set.â&#x20AC;? (Wagner, meanwhile, says heâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;d allow appointees to serve out their terms.) â&#x20AC;&#x153;Iâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;ve been leading a new coalition in this city for years,â&#x20AC;? Peduto says. â&#x20AC;&#x153;Weâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;re ready for our turn.â&#x20AC;? IF VOTERS do decide Peduto is too much a

part of â&#x20AC;&#x153;dysfunctionalâ&#x20AC;? government, the

person who might best sympathize is â&#x20AC;Ś Jack Wagner. In the cityâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s 1993 mayoral race, Wagner was trounced nearly 3-to-1 by then-state Rep. Tom Murphy. As returns came in, his press secretary lamented to the Pittsburgh Post-Gazette, â&#x20AC;&#x153;[T]here was such a demand for change. [Murphy] was totally [out of] city government and Jack was in city council.â&#x20AC;? This time, that dynamic may help the former auditor general â&#x20AC;Ś even if his own proposed changes are more modest. Peduto champions a community-driven redevelopment and decision-making, empowering neighborhoods instead of political players. That approach, heâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s fond of saying, will â&#x20AC;&#x153;turn upside-down the top-down model of [legendary former Mayor] Davey Lawrence.â&#x20AC;? Wagner strikes a different note. Just after Peduto spoke to an audience at an April 29 forum in Brookline, Wagner said â&#x20AC;&#x153;Iâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;m here tonight to ask for your support â&#x20AC;&#x201D; because Pittsburgh does not need to be turned upside down.â&#x20AC;? Wagner promises changes too, like an enhanced role for city planners in development. But while Peduto focuses on how heâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;ll make residents part of the conversation, Wagnerâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s message primarily emphasizes how ofďŹ cials speak to each other. After the contentiousness of the Ravenstahl years, itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s not clear which vision voters will choose. This election may be decided by how much change Pittsburgh really wants. And how easy we expect it to be. C P OT T E R@ P G H C I T Y PA P E R. C OM

Tuesday, May 28, 2013 t 2:00 p.m. Reception to follow Moderated by:

The Honorable David J. Hickton, JD United States District Attorney,Western District of Pennsylvania

Featured speaker: Ernest McDuffie, PhD, Lead, National Initiative for Cybersecurity Education (NICE), National Institute of Standards and Technology

Panelists: Michael R. Dunleavy, Business Manager/Financial Secretary, International Brotherhood of Electrical Workers, Local 5

Jinx P. Walton, Chief Information OďŹ&#x192;cer, University of Pittsburgh CCACâ&#x20AC;&#x201C;Allegheny Campus Foerster Student Service Center Auditorium (SSC) 808 Ridge Avenue t Pittsburgh, PA 15212 This event is free of charge. Reservations are required by Thursday, May 23, 23, 2013. 20 013 3. RSVP to 412.237.4476 or LaborManagement@ccac.edu Information, directions & parking locations: www.ccac.edu/MillLectureSeries

PITTSBURGH CITY PAPER 05.08/05.15.2013

{BY MATT BORS}

IDIOTBOX

N E W S

TA S T E

M U S I C

S C R E E N

A R T S

E V E N T S

C L A S S I F I E D S

★ MAYOR OF PITTSBURGH ★

RUNNING AMOK

Mayor Luke Ravenstahl’s decision to drop his re-election bid has turned the mayoral race into a free-for-all. One of his initial challengers, Bill Peduto, shares front-runner status with former state auditor general Jack Wagner. But in a year like this, voters might be ready for Jake Wheatley … or the guy with facial tattoos.

JACK WAGNER

JAKE WHEATLEY

Born in Brooklyn, N.Y., Richardson now resides in Sheraden with his wife and three sons, and describes himself as a community activist. He’s attracted attention in part for a DUI arrest and for facial tattoos, which he says he got to look less like his abusive father.

A lifelong resident of Beechview, Wagner is a Marine Corps Vietnam War vet and a graduate of IUP with a degree in safety management. In the 1980s, he served in city council, then served three terms in the state Senate. Last year ended his stint as the state auditor general.

Born in Detroit, Wheatley is a Marine Corps veteran of the first Gulf War who later received a master’s degree in public administration from Pitt. He worked as an aide to former city councilman Sala Udin before being elected to his current position as state representative for the 19th District.

Before selecting a new police chief — a job for which he intends to conduct a nationwide search — Peduto plans to hire a public-safety director with a “deep understanding of lawenforcement.” Peduto also pledges to embrace the independent Citizens Police Review Board, which investigates claims of police misconduct.

Richardson supports hiring a police chief from outside the current ranks. He says he would open a satellite mayor’s office in the city’s inner-city communities, and that he would spend most of his time in that office — where he pledges to keep an eye out for misconduct. “I’ll police them while they police the city.”

Wagner prefers the new police chief come from within the department. He’s also willing to eliminate the position of public-safety director entirely, and have the chief report to him directly. He’s pledged that any officer who assaults a citizen “will be relieved of duty,” though efforts to dismiss officers accused of misconduct often flounder because of union protections.

Wheatley favors a national search for the new police chief, and says the chief would report to the mayor directly. But his central reform would be establishing “Police Athletic Leagues,” in which police would interact with kids in athletic events and activities.

Peduto supports Ravenstahl’s lawsuit challenging UPMC’s tax-exempt status, but says Highmark and other large nonprofits should also be scrutinized for a potential challenge: “If you say there’s unfairness in [tax payments] and then just pick one, it’s an unfair measurement.”

Richardson says he supports challenging UPMC’s tax-exempt status and says the health-care giant is “acting more like a corporation than a nonprofit” and is “more concerned with its own quantity of life, rather than people’s quality of life.”

Says he will evaluate the city’s challenge of UPMC’s tax-exempt status and, after taking office, decide whether to continue the suit or potentially expand it to other large nonprofits. “Maybe there should be more entities involved,” he says.

Wheatley says he wouldn’t necessarily halt the city’s suit, but says he would try to get UPMC back to the table to make a “payment in lieu of taxes.” Wheatley would try to entice other nonprofits to donate as well, with the money being earmarked for the city’s beleaguered pension fund.

Peduto has made the renewal of East Liberty a linchpin of his campaign, saying the area’s comeback “isn’t about Target, it’s about basing development on a community plan,” which he worked on. Peduto would carry out similar planning processes across the city, while creating “micro-loans” in targeted areas for small-business startups.

Richardson pledges to institute “Project X,” which he calls “a straight-up, hardcore war against drugs.” It involves painting a large “X” on locations where drug crimes are being committed. Says monies should be invested in neighborhood small businesses: “Revitalization of businesses within a community will also attract people.”

Wagner says planning will “play a much more prominent role in the redevelopment of city neighborhoods.” Will promote home ownership through counseling and financial education. Also advocates re-establishing key business corridors by developing partnerships “with the URA, the private sector, nonprofit community-development corporations and other stakeholders.”

Wheatley’s entire campaign revolves around reducing poverty. He favors creating a “land bank” which can acquire blighted properties in distressed neighborhood for later redevelopment. Also supports training programs that will prepare individuals for jobs in the Marcellus Shale natural-gas drilling industry.

Peduto’s key backer has been Allegheny County Chief Executive Rich Fitzgerald, but he also has support from council allies and state legislators including state Rep. Ed Gainey and state Sen. Jay Costa. Peduto’s labor backing includes city paramedics and city teachers, as well as advocacy groups like Planned Parenthood, the Sierra Club and anti-gun group CeaseFirePA.

Richardson has been endorsed by the Keystone Alliance/Gaylife Newsletter and served as head judge for the group’s recent Miss Pittsburgh Public Access TV Pageant. “It’s my only endorsement and I’m really proud to have gotten it,” he says.

Wagner’s allies include many former backers of Ravenstahl, including state Sen. Jim Ferlo and the Pittsburgh firefighter and building-trades unions. Wagner also has the backing of the Fraternal Order of Police and some of Peduto’s foes on council. He’s supported by his niece, County Controller Chelsa Wagner, as well as the anti-choice group LifePAC.

Wheatley was selected as the endorsed candidate by the Pittsburgh Black Political Convention, a fledgling effort led by ally and former boss Sala Udin. Wheatley also has the backing of a handful of former and current black officials, including City Councilor Daniel Lavelle.

POLICE ACCOUNTABILITY

BIO

A resident of Point Breeze, Peduto has been the District 8 city councilor since 2002, after serving as an aide to city councilor Dan Cohen. Peduto has a master’s degree in public policy from the University of Pittsburgh. On council, he’s been a sharp critic of Luke Ravenstahl and a standard-bearer for government reform.

UPMC LAWSUIT

A.J. RICHARDSON

STRUGGLING COMMUNITIES

BILL PEDUTO

FRIENDS AND SUPPORTERS

CANDIDATE

{COMPILED BY CHARLIE DEITCH} ITCH}

PITTSBURGH CITY PAPER 05.08/05.15.2013

ALDItruth #107: Great food

comes at a price. A very low price.

summer SAVINGS Belmont Premium Ice Cream

Baker’s Corner Maraschino Cherries

All natural. Assorted varieties. 48 oz.

Benton’s Sugar Cones

Twelve count. 5 oz.

SUMMER

L’oven Fresh Hamburger or Hot Dog Buns

12 oz.

89¢

149

Friendly Farms Whipped Dairy Topping

SEASONAL

10 oz.

Berryhill Ice Cream Toppings

6.5 oz.

each

Hot Fudge or Caramel. 16-17 oz.

Burman’s BBQ Sauces

Honey, Hickory or Original. 18 oz.

SUMMER

SEASONAL

Parkview Griller Sausages

each

Assorted varieties. 14 oz.

SUMMER

SEASONAL

99¢

Fit & Active Turkey Burgers

each

48 oz.

SUMMER

SEASONAL

Prices good through Tuesday, May 21

AV E. S. N EG LE Y

BLV

N W

E S

with a $30 minimum purchase.

Store Hours: Mon-Sat: 9 am-9 pm Sun: 10 am-7 pm

5631 Baum Blvd., Pittsburgh (Shadyside)

May

GIANT EAGLE MARKET DISTRICT

www.aldi.us

L EG

NTR

E AV

WHOLE FOODS

VE. EA

*$ Sunday

12 19

TA S T E

M U S I C

Tuesday

13 20

14 21

Wednesday

Thursday

Friday

Saturday

15 22

9 16 23

10 17

11 18

Redeemable at this location only. Offer good through May 23, 2013. *Must bring coupon to receive offer. Excludes alcohol. Limit one per family.

Our Summer Seasonal Catalog is here. Visit www.aldi.us. N E W S

Monday

S C R E E N

A R T S

E V E N T S

C L A S S I F I E D S

SXBROP2.1_80

. E AV UP RO

OUNT ST . S. FAIRM

380

5 off

5631 Baum Blvd. Pittsburgh (Shadyside) GRAND OPENING: Thursday, May 9

RITE AID

www.aldi.us

★ CITY COUNCIL DISTRICT 4 ★

TOUGH HILLS TO CLIMB

First-term incumbent Natalia Rudiak is seeking another four years to represent South Hills neighborhoods including Beechview, Brookline, Carrick, Overbrook and Bon Air. But opponent John Lee stands in her way, in a battle where the mayoral race may be casting a long shadow. The winner will likely face Republican Samuel Hurst in November. {COMPILED BY CHRIS RIS POTTER POTTER}}

CANDIDATE

2013

179

POLICE ACCOUNTABILITY

149

$ *36 MONTH LEASE. $2,679.00 DUE AT SIGNING. TAX AND STATE FEES ADDITIONAL.

2020 W. LIBERTY AVENUE, PITTSBURGH 15226 PHONE: 412.344.6012

PITTSBURGH CITY PAPER 05.08/05.15.2013

FRIENDS AND SUPPORTERS

LEASE FOR

MAYORAL TIES

CONSTITUENT SERVICES

2013

BIO

LEASE FOR

JOHN LEE

NATALIA RUDIAK

A lifelong Brookline resident and an accomplished high-school basketball coach, 52-year-old Lee worked for the postal service until retiring last year. He has a degree in education from Clarion University, but touts blue-collar neighborhood roots as evidence he is “a better fit” for the district.

Rudiak, 33, grew up and still lives in Carrick. She has a master’s degree in public policy from Carnegie Mellon University and worked as a consultant before winning a four-way primary in 2009.

Echoing mayoral candidate Jack Wagner, Lee says, “We need to look at having the police chief report directly to the mayor,” instead of through a public-safety director. He cites concerns that festering problems in the bureau were overlooked because “there are too many layers of bureaucracy.”

Rudiak says the police bureau’s problems start “at the top down.” But where Lee seems confident that the bureau has a qualified future police chief within its ranks, Rudiak favors a national search; an internal candidate, she adds, “should be able to go toe-to-toe” with the best out-of-town talent the city can find.

While Lee acknowledges that the district has seen improvements, he notes that some of them — ranging from a Beechview spray park to the reconstruction of Brookline Boulevard — were in the works before Rudiak took office. And Rudiak, he says, isn’t responsive enough to bread-andbutter neighborhood concerns.

Rudiak touts a slew of development projects, either completed or in the works, during her first term — among them senior housing, park facilities and road upgrades. New eateries have also arrived in the area’s business districts, which she cites as evidence of a turnaround.

Lee says mayoral candidate Jack Wagner, who calls Beechview home, will likely win the race. “We need our councilperson to be on his side, not against him,” he says — charging that Rudiak is too close to Wagner’s chief rival, City Councilor Bill Peduto.

Rudiak has endorsed Peduto, and the two have been allies on key issues like opposing a plan to lease publicly owned parking facilities. But she says the district has made progress despite her frequent opposition to Mayor Luke Ravenstahl — and that will continue no matter who wins the mayor’s race.

Lee has been endorsed by the Democratic committee (whose backing Rudiak did not seek). He’s also earned support from the Fraternal Order of Police and the Firefighters local, along with Teamsters Local 211 and a handful of other unions.

Rudiak has drawn support from Peduto and some of his allies, and two of the candidates who opposed her in 2009. Also supporting her are labor groups including SEIU and city paramedics, as well as organizations espousing reproductive rights and LGBT equality.

LANDMARKS HOUSING RESOURCE CENTER — A program of the Pittsburgh History & Landmarks Foundation

WILKINSBURG, PA 15221 DESIGNING YOUR GARDEN

UPCOMING 7 4 4 R E B E C C A A V E N U E WORKSHOP:

SATUR D AY, M AY 1 1

10:00 - 11:30AM

Join us for a session by the Penn State Extension’s Master Gardener’s group to learn how to prepare and design your outdoor spaces and gardens in the spring and summer. This workshop is FREE AND OPEN TO THE PUBLIC. RSVPs are appreciated. Contact Mary Lu Denny: marylu@phlf.org or 412-471-5808 ext. 527.

744 REBECCA AVENUE

WILKINSBURG, PA 15221

PRESENT THIS AD FOR A

412-471-5808

h” urg e “OLLB SONeeLENth ZNER TR EY TOURS

20%

Neiighhbborrhhoo t iic N Histor TOUR #1 H Neighborhoods ge rita TOUR #2 He

DISCOUNT

For up to 4 people. Cannot be combined with other discounts. Expires October 31, 2013

25 $

a P ittsBUR GH ER ” “A rriv e a V isito r; Dep art

Glass in the Gardens.

STATION SQUARE NTOWN HOTELS AND PICKUPS FROM 6 DOW L 1-800-342-2349 CAL NS ATIO ERV RES

GET CREATIVE. GET STARTED.

GET TRAINING. GET NOTICED.

MAKE TELEVISION.. MAKE MOVIES. MAKE A DIFFERENCE. CE. CE

SUMMER FLOWER SHOW THROUGH OCTOBER 6 Come discover a sparkling, imaginative world where lush foliage and colorful blooms mingle with the dazzling creations of local glass artists. A perfect combination of artistry, whimsy and beauty, it’s all part of Summer Flower Show: Glass in the Gardens at Phipps. For details, visit phipps.conservatory.org.

SHIRLEY DOUGLAS INVENTOR / ENTREPRENEUR / COMMUNITY TV PRODUCER

Shirley uses her show to highlight what’s happening in the Pittsburgh Community. What will you do with your show? Take our FREE on-line orientation now at www.PCTV21.org

WATCH:

The Shirley Jones Douglas PJ Talk Show

PITTSBURGH COMMUNITY TELEVISION

TUESDAYS AT 9PM

412-322-7570

COMCAST 21, VERIZON 47

Clinical Trials: It’s your choice.

Are You Constipated? Clinical Trials Research Services is conducting a research study of an investigational medication for constipation. If you are at least 18 years of age and have had symptoms of constipation for at least 6 months, this research study may be an option for you. Qualified participants will receive study-related and study medication at no cost. Financial compensation up to $50 per visit may be provided for time and travel. For more information call 412-363-1900

CLINICAL TRIALS RESEARCH SERVICES, LLC 201 South Highland Ave., Suite 102, Pittsburgh, PA 15206 www.ctrsllc.com N E W S

TA S T E

M U S I C

S C R E E N

A R T S

E V E N T S

C L A S S I F I E D S

Join us for

World Fair Trade Day Saturday, May 11 10:30 a.m. to 4 p.m.

Meditation

A Must for Body, Mind and Spiritual Well-Being

With a packed line-up of performers, artists, a kids’ story time, food sampling and a special fair trade rafﬂe, there’s something to enjoy no matter what time you drop by.

Would you like more serenity, vitality and mental clarity in your life? Research shows that meditation can diminish many ills, alleviate stress, increase harmony in relationships and increase spiritual fulﬁllment. Come explore the beneﬁts of meditation and practical methods of getting started. Learn about Transmission Meditation, a simple yet powerful group service meditation.

5824 Forbes Ave. Pittsburgh, PA 15217 Mon 10–6, Tue 10–8, Wed 10–6 Thu 10–8, Fri–Sat 10–6 412-421-2160 pittsburgh.tenthousandvillages.com

Dorothy Jones, Ph.D., psychologist and author of Joy Awaits lectures on metaphysical belief systems and methods of awakening the Higher Self

FRI, MAY 10, 2013 - 6:30PM AT UNION PROJECT 801 N Negley Ave, Pittsburgh

TUE, JUNE 11, 2013 - 7:00PM AT SITE NITE First United Methodist Church, 5401 Centre Ave, Pittsburgh

Bring in this ad to receive 25% OFF one item. Offer valid at participating stores until 6/8/2013. Not valid with other discounts, purchase of gift cards, Oriental rugs or Traveler’s Finds. One coupon per customer per visit.

PITTSBURGH CITY PAPER 05.08/05.15.2013

$5 SUGGESTED DONATION - NO ONE WILL BE TURNED AWAY!

More info: 1-800-860-8035 or transmissionmeditation@verizon.net 1000557

www.joyawaits.com

www.transmissionmeditation.org

ONE

MAN ALONE IN THE WILDERNESS FOR SEVEN DAYS.

JUNE 8 | BANQUET ROOM | 7PM Win your tickets only at Rivers Casino. Show includes: meet and greet, ﬁlm, story presentation and live performances with Survivorman, Les Stroud and his band. Tickets not available for purchase.

O F F

00 ,0 0 $10

EYEWEAR IN MAY

UPMC Eye Center Optical Shops 29

LOCATIONS MAY 1

Uptown–UPMC Mercy 412-232-8520

Y MA

SWIPE AT THE KIOSK DAILY FOR SURVIVORMANIA TO SPIN THE WHEEL AND WIN TICKETS TO THE SHOW!

Oakland–Forbes Ave. 412-647-PITT (7488) Oakland–UPMC Presbyterian 412-647-2145 McKeesport–Lincoln Way 412-673-2525 Wexford–Children’s Pine Center (Pediatric services only) 724-940-6160

SLOTS | TABLE GAMES | DINING | NIGHTLIFE

UPMC.COM/EyeCenter Offer applies to prescription and non-prescription glasses and sunglasses and may not be combined with vision insurance or other discounts. Some brands not included in sale.

777 CASINO DRIVE, PITTSBURGH NEXT TO HEINZ FIELD RIVERSCASINO.COM

GAMBLING PROBLEM? CALL 1-800-GAMBLER. MUST BE 21 YEARS OR OLDER TO BE ON RIVERS CASINO PROPERTY.

N E W S

TA S T E

M U S I C

S C R E E N

A R T S

E V E N T S

C L A S S I F I E D S

★ CITY COUNCIL DISTRICT 6 ★

DEVELOPING DISTRICT

Blighted properties and new development Downtown, on the North Side and in the Lower Hill are likely to demand the most time and attention from the area’s council representative. The incumbent, Daniel Lavelle, faces two challengers: former city councilor Tonya Payne, whom he defeated four years ago, and attorney Dok Harris, who ran for mayor in 2009.

The nation’s Number 3

CANDIDATE

Ear, Nose and Throat program

{COMPILED BY AMYJO BROWN}

BIO

Harris is a 2001 Princeton graduate and the son of former Pittsburgh Steelers running back Franco Harris. He unsuccessfully challenged Mayor Luke Ravenstahl in the 2009 general election. He is a principal partner at the Pittsburgh law firm Harris Wukich, and also works on business-development projects for his father’s business, Super Bakery, Inc.

The incumbent councilor also works for his family’s real-estate business. He served as aide to former city councilor Sala Udin and as chief of staff for state Rep. Jake Wheatley Jr. before challenging Payne for the council seat in 2009. He spent 12 months of his term on probation for signing off on nominating petitions for Wheatley that included forged signatures.

Payne served one term on Pittsburgh City Council, from 2006 to 2010, and lost her re-election bid to Lavelle. Payne then ran unsuccessfully against state Rep. Jake Wheatley in 2010. She later landed a job as a safety manager at the Pittsburgh Water & Sewer Authority, in a hiring process that reportedly involved no submitted job applications.

Harris advocates for hiring the next police chief from outside the city force. “People from the inside, there are too many questions,” he says. Plus, “it’s been the culture … that whatever goes is whatever goes.” He says a new chief has to be committed to transparency. “You need to kill everything with sunlight.”

Lavelle supports carrying out a national search for a new police chief. He says a shift in the city’s policing style is needed, to one that is more proactive and community-based. “We need a force more focused on and driven by data and understanding,” he says.

Payne wants a chief with a hometown connection, but suggests, “Maybe we should let a woman do it for a while.” Regardless of who’s hired, she says the city needs to consistently enforce internal policies to build community trust. “A [new] chief comes in and everything is done by his will.”

A Princeton graduate, Harris wrote his senior thesis on building communityowned corporations in Pittsburgh. He says his role as city councilor would be to support the Hill CDC. “You rely on people who are experts in developing the area,” he says.

Lavelle is spearheading community meetings with the Pittsburgh Penguins “documenting how that process will unfold and how we will hold the Penguins accountable.” Additionally, he says a “serious, strong and capable” community-development corporation is needed to protect the Hill District’s interests. “I have tried to empower our CDC and build its capacity.”

Payne supports the Hill District Consensus Group’s $1-a-car-campaign, which wants the Pittsburgh Penguins to dedicate $1 per car in parking revenue to a Hill District communityimprovement fund. “That’s what the people in the community are asking for,” she says. “You have to listen to the people and advocate for them.”

Harris wants to protect seniors from tax increases in developing neighborhoods and establish taxfree zones to encourage home- and business-owners to move into blighted areas. He also proposes a job-training and investment program for at-risk youth: “Take old homes falling apart to use as work sites to train in the trade.”

Lavelle is “anti-demolition,” in part, he says, because the city struggles to maintain vacant lots. He’s proposed diverting federal funding earmarked for demolishing homes to intervening earlier and stabilizing them for resale. He also supports creating a registry program intended to make banks accountable for the condition of foreclosed properties.

Payne says investing more city dollars in blighted communities would go a long way. “Not just for housing, but for safe streets and clean streets and businesses in our neighborhoods.” She says she would shift priorities in the city’s budget: “Knock out the waste and use the money to invest in our communities.”

By press time, Harris had announced no formal endorsements. Neither he nor Payne have reported contributions as of yet.

Lavelle is endorsed by the Allegheny County Central Labor Council, SEIU, United Steelworkers, Unite Here Local 57, AFME District Council 84 and the International Association of Firefighters Local 1. He is also backed by African American Women for Political Change.

Payne has been endorsed by the Allegheny County Democratic Committee.

Afﬁliated with the University of Pittsburgh School of Medicine, UPMC is ranked among the nation’s top 10 hospitals by U.S. News & World Report.

NEIGHBORHOOD BLIGHT

UPMC.com/Third

FRIENDS AND SUPPORTERS

UPMC’s Ear, Nose and Throat care has been ranked third in the nation by US News & World Report.

HILL DISTRICT REDEVELOPMENT

is just minutes

from the 3 rivers.

TONYA PAYNE

POLICE ACCOUNTABILITY

DOK HARRIS

R. DANIEL LAVELLE

PITTSBURGH CITY PAPER 05.08/05.15.2013

Pittsburgh International Children’s Theater and Giant Eagle present

University Pittsburgh T of he and Schenley aters Plaza

9 1 5 1 y Ma PITTSBURGH NAL I NTE R N ATI O

Children’s

PRESENTING SPONSOR

Theater

PGHKIDS.ORG • 412-456-6666

A DIVISION OF

N E W S

TA S T E

M U S I C

S C R E E N

A R T S

E V E N T S

C L A S S I F I E D S

YESTERDAY

TODAY

Now you can add Stored Cash Value to your ConnectCard. Faster, safer and more flexible than cash.

ConnectCard.org 20

PITTSBURGH CITY PAPER 05.08/05.15.2013

PortAuthority.org

FOR TICKETS, CALL 412.392.4900 OR VISIT PITTSBURGHSYMPHONY.ORG GROUPS OF 10+ CALL 412.392.4819

TITLE SPONSOR

BNY MELLON GRAND CLASSICS

ELGAR, GRIEG & RAVEL WITH VALENTINA LISITSA

MANFRED HONECK CONDUCTS ROSSINI’S WILLIAM TELL OVERTURE

A GRAND FINALE WITH YUJA WANG

May 17-19

May 31-June 2

PNC POPS

KENNY G June 13-16

June 7-9

ALL OF THESE PERFORMANCES FEATURE THE PITTSBURGH SYMPHONY ORCHESTRA AT HEINZ HALL

PRESENTING SPONSOR

Presentation licensed by Disney Concert Library © Disney / Pixar

Jerry Garcia Symphonic Celebration featuring Warren Haynes

June 18

N E W S

presented by First Niagra

June 21 & 22

TA S T E

M U S I C

Idina Menzel

The Music of Led Zeppelin

Pixar in Concert

July 21

July 18

S C R E E N

A R T S

E V E N T S

C L A S S I F I E D S

★ CITY COUNCIL DISTRICT 8 ★

TRIO GRANDE

With current office-holder Bill Peduto running for mayor rather than re-election, this is the only open council race, though there have been few fireworks. Three solid progressives are seeking to represent Shadyside and portions of Oakland, Squirrel Hill and Point Breeze. The e winner will likely face Republican Mordecai Mordeca Treblow in November.

929 Liberty Ave in Downtown Pgh’s Cultural District

412-471-1899

CANDIDATE

{COMPILED BY CHRIS POTTER}

JEANNE CLARK

Imports & other hard-to-ﬁnd titles!

Play over 75 classic arcade games on our giant projection screens! Try some pinball in our game room! Just $5/hour!

Clark notes that she’s “been fighting about police behavior since 2007,” when officers accused of domestic violence were promoted. Clark says she’d “scream bloody murder” to ensure more female officers were hired, and wants additional police training in handling domestic violence, both within the ranks and out on the streets.

While he cites the failures of city top brass, Gilman says the city needs more mid-level supervisors: sergeants and lieutenants. Like Peduto, Gilman also says many decisions should be made not by top brass, but by commanders in the city’s six police zones: “They have their fingers on the pulse.”

Hens-Greco has made fighting gun violence his campaign’s centerpiece, and says he’ll be “asking for a commitment” on it from the mayor and police chief — perhaps by instituting a “gun czar” to oversee violence prevention. Like the other candidates, he says a national search for a new police chief is “prudent.”

Clark says the city’s outright ban on gas drilling should be lifted. Natural gas generates less greenhouse gas than coal, she notes, and there’s little interest in drilling within the city anyway. So the ban’s real effect, she says, is “driving away white-collar jobs” as energy companies avoid locating local offices here.

Gilman staunchly backs the ban. While municipalities traditionally use zoning rules to limit such activity, Gilman notes that the state Supreme Court is weighing how much leeway local officials have in using those rules. Given that, “The only protection that exists today for our residents is through the ban.”

Hens-Greco, too, cites concerns about how the courts will rule on local control over drilling. The ban, he says “belongs on the city’s books for now,” but he’d favor crafting additional zoning rules if the courts will allow them.

Clark says the city’s lawsuit challenging UPMC’s tax-exempt status is “not helpful or strategic.” The suit has “stopped dialogue not just with UPMC, but other nonprofits” about how to contribute to the city’s welfare.

Gilman says the city’s challenge of UPMC makes sense based on a recent state Supreme Court decision making it easier to challenge nonprofits. In fact, he says, the city should ponder challenging other large nonprofits.

Hens-Greco favors “trying to negotiate a resolution.” He’s proposed asking nonprofits to pay some of their tax obligation while finding a “creative solution” for the rest — like allowing exemptions to be “sold” to third parties looking to reduce their taxes.

Clark has tapped a nationwide network of prominent feminist allies for personal endorsements, as well as Pennsylvania’s chapter of the National Organization for Women, and the pro-LGBT Equality PA. She’s also supported by Allegheny County Executive Rich Fitzgerald.

Gilman has been endorsed by the Democratic Committee and a number of unions, including SEIU and the Laborers District Council, as well as city paramedics. He’s also won backing from Clean Water Action, which stridently opposes gas-drilling.

Hens-Greco has won backing from the 14th Ward Independent Democratic Club, which consists of progressive Democratic voters who make an endorsement separate from the party itself.

BIO

Hens-Greco started his career as an affordable-housing advocate in Wheeling, W.Va. Today he’s an attorney whose clients have included refugees and discrimination victims. Though Hens-Greco, 56, has chaired the Democratic Party’s 14th ward committee — and though his wife is a Common Pleas Court judge — this is his first run for office.

POLICE ACCOUNTABILITY

Buy/sell/trade from our selection of hundreds of classic video games! NINTENDO! SEGA! XBOX! PLAYSTATION! AND MUCH MORE!

Gilman, 30, has been a Peduto aide for eight years, and the two have similar positions. Gilman touts his work in constituent service and in crafting legislation like green-building requirements and campaign-finance reform. (Though the ordinance set aside by a judge in this year’s mayoral race, he says, was not the bill he wrote.)

NATURAL-GAS DRILLING BAN

431 Rodi Rd • Penn Hills • 412-371-0386

Clark, 63, has long been active on women’s issues and environmental concerns, and has been a vocal opponent of outgoing Mayor Luke Ravenstahl. She previously served as a spokesperson for PennFuture, an environmental group that has espoused green energy, and chaired Shadyside’s 7th Ward Democratic committee.

UPMC LAWSUIT

PENN HILLS GAME EXCHANGE

www.pennhillsgames.com MON-FRI: 5:30P - 10P • SAT AND SUN: NOON - 10P

BEER DIST. INC.

SEMPLE STREET OAKLAND 406 SEMP 402-406 402

ock it, If we don’t stfo r you! it r de we’ll or

h’s 1st IMPORT urggh’s sbur ttsb PiPitt Distributor Beer ft cra and and still the best! With over 550 Beers in stock, how could you go wrong? 30-PACK

19.99 +TAX

www.MELLINGERSBEER www. MELLINGERSBEER.com .com

412.682.4396

like us on Facebook!

@MellingerBeer

DAN GILMAN

FRIENDS AND SUPPORTERS

Open Sun 11:30-6pm and Mon-Fri 11:30-7pm Thurs open til 9pm

SAM HENSGRECO

PITTSBURGH CITY PAPER 05.08/05.15.2013

S D N U O S THE

Mention this ad & receive...

FFRRESHECEUT FR I ES

r e m m u of S

Ment ion this ad and receive...

NDWIC H WITH ANY SA

ENT T E R TA IN M M E S IN E N A N T S ! E L G E T HO T T H E B IG C A S IN O & W E ’V E G O ALLEGANY A C E N E S AT

reg ula r pr ice d me rc ha nd ise .

CATERING SERVICE AVAILABLE 400 B Beaver Street • SEWICKLEY KLEY

437 Broad Street • SEWICKLEY KLEY

412-741-7056

412-259-8742 B.B. KING

PAUL REISER

ALABAMA

HOWIE MANDEL

SAT., JUNE 22 · 7 PM TICKETS START AT $20 ON SALE NOW

SAT., JUNE 8 · 7 PM TICKETS START AT $40 ON SALE NOW

FRI., AUG. 16 · 7 PM TICKETS START AT $35 ON SALE MAY 29

SAT., JULY 27 · 7 PM TICKETS START AT $80

June 7—16

ON SALE NOW

HUEY LEWIS AND THE NEWS

SAT., AUG. 31 · 7 PM TICKETS START AT $35 ON SALE NOW

3riversartsfest.org

BUY YOUR TICKETS NOW

Get your tickets at any Seneca Casino Box Office or Ticketmaster location.

200 MORE ROOMS NOW OPEN!

Dayton Enciso, pc

$95

FROM

Darcy Monteverde Dayton, Jennifer L. Enciso and Amy E. Peckk

SUN - THU

Real Estate Law Residential and Commercial

Title Insurance, Closings and Assessment Appeals

Business Planning Corporations, LLCs, and Partnerships

$245*

FROM

CORNER SUITE

NOW THROUGH MAY 31, 2013 *WHEN YOU USE PROMO CODE: “STAYandPLAY.” RATES MAY VARY. BOOK NOW! Online at SenecaAlleganyCasino.com or call 1-877-8-SENECA (873-6322) Fridays, Saturdays and select dates are available at a higher rate.

Estate Planning & Administration Wills, Trusts, Powers of Attorney, LGBT and Domestic Partnerships

Litigation Civil and Criminal including Landlord/Tenant Disputes and DUI I-86, Exit 20 Salamanca, NY 1-877-8-SENECA SenecaCasinos.com

Family Law Pre and Postnuptual Agreements, Divorce, Custody and Support

4517 LIBERTY AVENUE N E W S

412-918-1845 +

TA S T E

DEKLEGAL.COM M U S I C

S C R E E N

A R T S

E V E N T S

C L A S S I F I E D S

NEWS OF THE WEIRD {BY CHUCK SHEPHERD}

In March, twin sisters Louise and Martine Fokkens, 70, announced their joint retirement after more than 50 years each on the job — as Amsterdam prostitutes. (In February, the minimum age for prostitutes in the Netherlands was raised to 21, but there is no maximum.) The twins estimated they had 355,000 clientvisits between them, and Martine noted that she still has one devoted regular who she’ll have to disappoint. Louise, though, appeared happier to hang up her mattress for good because of arthritis. The sisters complained about the legalization of brothels in 2000 (with East European women and pimps out-hustling the more genteel Dutch women) and ensuing taxation (which required the women to take on more clients).

JUICY J

WIN TICKETS TO TH AT STAGE AE

MAY 19

STOP BY THESE GREAT BARS TO ENJOY A MAGIC HAT #9: BZ BAR & GRILL NORTH SHORE OLIVE OR TWIST DOWNTOWN BENJAMINS WESTERN AVENUE BURGER BAR NORTH SIDE TILTED KILT NORTH SHORE MCFADDEN’S NORTH SHORE GO ONLINE WWW.PGHCITYPAPER.COM CLICK ON PROMO TAB “WIN FREE STUFF” TO REGISTER!

“Traditional Taiwanese funerals [combine] somber mourning with louder, up-tempo entertainment to fire up grieving spirits,” reported BBC News in February. They are tailor-made, in other words, for Ms. Liu Jun-Lin, 30, and her Filial Daughters Band with their acrobatic dance routines. Liu has the reputation as Taiwan’s most famous professional mourner. After the musical festivities, Liu dons a white robe and crawls on her hands and knees to the coffin, where she “performs her signature wail.”

A 12-hour TV miniseries shown this winter on Norway’s government channel NRK, “National Firewood Night,” was conceived as a full series, then cut to “only” 12 hours, eight of which focused entirely on a live fireplace. Nearly a million people tuned in to the series, and at one point 60 text messages came in complaining about whether the wood in the fireplace should have been placed with bark up or bark down. “[F]irewood,” said the show’s host, “is the foundation of our lives.” A New York Times dispatch noted that a best-selling book, “Solid Wood,” sold almost as many copies in Norway, proportional to the population, as a book’s selling 10 million copies in the U.S.

The newest beauty-treatment rage in China, according to Chinese media quoted on the Inquisitr.com website in March, is the “fire facial,” in which alcohol and a “secret elixir” are daubed on the face and set ablaze for a few seconds, then extinguished. According to “ancient Chinese medicine,” this will burn off “dull” skin — and also alleviate the common cold and reduce obesity.

Most of Iceland’s 320,000 inhabitants are at least distantly related to each other, leading the country to compile the “Book of Icelanders” database of family connections dating back 1,200 years. With “accidental” incest thus a genuine problem, three software engineers recently created a mobile-phone app that allows strangers to “bump” phones with each other and know, instantly, whether they are closely related. In its first few days of release in April, the developers said it had already been used almost 4,000 times.

New York City Councilman Dan Halloran was charged in April with aiding state Sen. Malcolm Smith’s alleged bribery scheme

to run for mayor — thus bringing to light Halloran’s extraordinary backstory as the first “open” pagan to be elected to office in the U.S. Halloran converted in the 1980s to medieval Theodish, whose outfits and ceremonies resemble scenes from Dungeons & Dragons — horns, sacrifices, feasts, duels using spears and public floggings. (The Village Voice reported in 2011 that Halloran was the “First Atheling” of his own Theodish tribe of 100, called New Normandy, but Halloran said in April that today he is merely an “elder.”)

At least 11 people were killed and 36 injured on March 15 in Tlaxcala, Mexico, when a truck full of fireworks exploded as Catholic celebrants gathered. Rather than remain in the safety of their homes, they had been moved to honor Jesus Tepactepec, the patron saint of a village named after him.

In Buri Ram, Thailand, in March, a woman sliced open a sausage to find the distinctive body of a very small kitten, which she took to be a symbol of some sort deserving to be placed onto an altar. Neighbors gathered to pray to it, also, and several said they had considered the woman so fortunate that they played her age (52) in a local lottery, and won.

An unnamed man was hospitalized in April in Tucson, Ariz., after firefighters, finding him unconscious at 3 a.m. pinned under an SUV parked in his driveway, lifted the vehicle and dragged him to safety. A police spokesperson learned that the man was trying “a stunt in which he was going to put the SUV in reverse, jump out and lay on the ground behind it, have the vehicle [roll] over him, and then get up and [get back into] the SUV in time to stop it before it collided with anything.”

The Narcotics Task Force of Jackson County, Miss., arrested Henry Ha Nguyen, 41, in April as operator of a large marijuana grow house — a facility that would normally reek of the distinctive pot fragrance. Nguyen had tried to mask the smell, but chose the alternative scent produced by buckets full of what appeared to be human feces.

A vendor at the largest bazaar in Buenos Aires has recently been selling knock-off “toy poodles” that were actually artistically groomed ferrets raised on steroids. A news dispatch from June 2012 suggested that such a report might be an “urban legend,” but a Buenos Aires TV investigation exposed the scam in March, revealing two victims, one of whom paid the equivalent of about $150 for his “pure-bred.”

Wayne Klinkel’s golden retriever Sundance, locked in a car while Klinkel, of Helena, Mont., went to dinner in December, set about dining on whatever he found, including the five $100 bills Klinkel had stashed. Klinkel managed to recover the scraps (in precisely the way you suspect he did), washed and dried them several times, and as of early April, was still awaiting word whether the U.S. Treasury would exchange his scraps for five new ones.

S E N D YO U R W E IRD N E W S TO WE IR DNE WS@E A RT HL I N K . N E T O R WWW. NE WS O F T HE WE I R D. C OM

PITTSBURGH CITY PAPER 05.08/05.15.2013

Celebrate Spring and Mom’s Day with us!

Blossom ~Lawrenceville~

Tour 2013

Friday-Sunday

MAY10-12 PICK UP FREE PACKETS OF SEEDS at participating locations–Collect all 27! Enjoy special offers & sales along the way, too! This is a free & family-friendly event. Hours vary by stop location.

QUESTIONS? Call 412.683.6488 for more info or visit lvpgh.com.

Original Design by Jay Bernard

Sponsored by

art for

CHANGE THE 25TH YEAR OF ART FOR AIDS UPMC PRESENTS

ART FOR CHANGE AUCTION MONDAY, MAY 13, 2013 6-11PM

2013 SEASON PASS

$89.99

August Wilson Center for African American Culture

NEW THIS YEAR: Electronic Bidding! Bid right from the palm of your hand on more than 200 works of art: paintings, photography, sculpture, furniture, and jewelry.

Hurry! Get your season pass now before the price goes up May 31.

TICKETS: 888-873-7723 ext. 224 www.persadcenter.org

A BENEFIT FOR PERSAD CENTER STRENGTHENING THE REGION’S LGBTQ COMMUNITIES AND THEIR ALLIES N E W S

TA S T E

M U S I C

Buy online now at kennywood.com • 412.461.0500 S C R E E N

A R T S

E V E N T S

C L A S S I F I E D S

the

PANCAKES WERE AMPLY FILLED WITH BANANA SLICES, BLUEBERRIES OR CHOCOLATE CHIPS

A SALSA OF ONE’S OWN

MEATS AND SWEETS

{BY AL HOFF} They say salsa has bested ketchup as America’s favorite condiment, and shelves of salsa at the supermarket attest to its growing popularity. But even the best jarred salsa can’t match up to fresh salsa (and the worst jarred salsa tastes like slightly spicy, lumpy red salt sauce). Making your own salsa is easy and tasty, especially now as we head into fresh, local vegetable season. Salsa is a great way to use up those super-ripe tomatoes that are like red-water bombs. All you need is a bowl, a knife, a cutting board and a few minutes. Homemade salsa is also very adaptable: You can use a variety of similar ingredients. For a basic tomato-based salsa, chop up fresh tomatoes, or use a can of diced tomatoes, liquid and all. (I have, in a pinch, cut up whole canned tomatoes.) If you prefer thicker, more-tomatoey salsa, add a tiny can of tomato sauce. Chop up and add to bowl: onion (red, yellow or green), garlic, jalapeño pepper and fresh cilantro. If desired, add salt, pepper and oregano (fresh is best, but dry will do) to taste. Stir together, and let mellow in fridge for a bit (can be skipped if you need to get your chip-n-dip on ASAP). It’s that simple, and a batch of salsa will keep for several days in the fridge. After you’ve mastered this basic party-pleaser, experiment with more exotic salsas that use smoked or roasted ingredients, tropical fruit or tomatillos. AHOFF@PGHCITYPAPER.COM

the

FEED

Check out how Jamie Oliver’s Food

Revolution is faring in Pittsburgh. Two o events on Fri., May 17, highlight how young people are getting better tter educated about better food. In the morning, Phipps Conservatory hosts cooking demos and activities (free with admission). After school at the Obama Academy, check out chef-and-student lunch challenges, and a fair with farmers and CSA sign-ups; afternoon event is free. See the events page at phipps.conservatory. org for complete information. 26

{PHOTOS BY HEATHER MULL}

{BY ANGELIQUE BAMBERG + JASON ROTH}

O PARAPHRASE Shakespeare: Let us not to a marriage of true palates admit impediments. Not even the distance from Pittsburgh to Atlanta could keep apart caterer Jim Evans (specialty: pig roasts) and his future wife Jen, a childhood-friend-turned-Georgia-pastry-chef. Linked by a mutual passion for Southernstyle barbecue, the couple reconnected long distance, and the gravity of Western Pennsylvania drew them to a semi-rural corner outside the charming hamlet of New Brighton. Unlike most barbecue places, Pigs2-Peaches doesn’t limit its menu to a list of meats and sides. It’s actually more reminiscent of a diner, complete with breakfast, sandwiches and burgers for lunch, and — as the name suggests — homemade desserts aplenty. We felt that brunch was the best way to get the lay of this sprawling culinary land. Brunch can resemble dessert, especially if you order pancakes, as did everyone in our party under the age of 10. Truth be told, we adults had a hard time keeping our forks

PITTSBURGH CITY PAPER 05.08/05.15.2013

Rib Tickler with cornbread and collard greens

off them, because they were quite good: perfectly browned on the outside, light but not too cakey inside, and amply filled with banana or peach slices, blueberries or chocolate chips. We were also pleased to find the accompanying breakfast sausage topnotch and unapologetically meaty. If you want maple flavor, there’s a syrup bottle on the table.

PIGS-2-PEACHES 100 Wises Grove Rd., New Brighton. 724-581-4595 HOURS: Tue.-Thu. 10 a.m.-8 p.m.; Fri, 10 a.m.-9 p.m.; Sun. 8 a.m.-7 p.m. PRICES: Breakfast and lunch $2.50-8; dinner $10-24 LIQUOR: BYOB

CP APPROVED Four beautifully slow-cooked meats ﬁlled the barbecue platter: pulled chicken, pulled pork, brisket and ribs. All but the chicken were served unadorned, while the extraordinarily juicy white meat was ﬂecked with mere hints of rosy sauce. Juiciness

was theme throughout, with the sliced brisket standing out for a perfect proportion of melted fat that added a delectable, silky mouthfeel. The biggest success, however, were the ribs, which appeared to be the desirable St. Louis cut: bigger and more ﬂavorful than baby-backs, but not as unwieldy as an untrimmed rack. The meat was gloriously pink (from the wood-smoking process, not undercooking) and hit that perfect balance between falling off the bone and retaining satisfying chew. The surface was ﬂavorful from the rub and the smoke, but also welcomed saucing. As has become the welcome norm, Pigs-2-Peaches offers a caddy of sauce options, from Carolina Mustard to Texas Smoky. Truthfully, some of these were unremarkable. The Carolina tasted mostly of yellow mustard, while the Georgia Vinegar was surprisingly thick and not especially tangy. But the Texas sauce earned its smoky moniker, and the Peaches Sweet was beautifully balanced, with enough vinegar tang to keep the sugar from becoming cloying. Fiery Pig offered

something similar, but tilted toward the hot end of the spectrum. It being brunch, Jason also ordered, a bit sheepishly, a side of biscuits and gravy to go with his four-meat platter. Sheepishness turned into shock when one of those big skillet-style plates arrived loaded with creamy white gravy. Had he received the full order by mistake? No, this was the side; the full order is even bigger! What he was able to put away was satisfying, the gravy ﬁlled with chunky crumbles of that good, meaty sausage over top of a biscuit that served the purpose, even if it was a bit too bready by plain-biscuit standards. Our other, more modestly sized side dishes, fried green tomatoes and fried okra, boasted a crispy, bread-crumb batter that was good on its own and even better dipped in sauce.

On the RoCKs

{BY HAL B. KLEIN}

OLD WINE IN NEW BOTTLES?

Local state stores seeking to overhaul their image

For her main dish, Angelique went with the barbecue-pork-and-greens casserole. The addition of eggs, cheese and a pastrylike crust gave it the character of an upsidedown quiche, and like quiche, its flavor was mild, and its texture creamy and fluffy. Most people would not consider brunch an occasion to order dessert, but since Pigs2-Peaches’ homemade desserts set it apart, we threw caloric caution to the wind. Jen Evans draws on her pastry-chef background to create new desserts daily. Her sundaes, puddings, pies and brownies are the sweet versions of country comfort food. We opted for peach cobbler, emblematic as it is of the restaurant’s name and origins. It is certainly not peach season, but the preparation compensated with good brown-sugar flavor and a crust that resisted sogginess despite plenty of peaches-and-cream “gravy.” Pigs-2-Peaches embodies not only the partnership of two people who love to cook, but of country-barbecue and citydiner traditions.

Pennsylvania’s original state stores “looked like commissaries in Russia,” admits Pennsylvania Liquor Control Board member Bob Marcus. “This,” he says as he looks around the rebranded Wexford Fine Wine and Good Spirits Premium Collection Store, “is the antithesis.” Even as Harrisburg debates proposals to privatize liquor sales, the Wexford store — like a companion location in Monroeville — marks a new effort by state stores to appeal to consumers. The newly refurbished stores, which are an improvement even on the newer “Premium Collection” stores, are a complete departure, resembling high-end private liquor stores found in other states (minus the beer, of course). Hardwood floors, warm lighting, extra-wide aisles and brightly lit displays invite customers to linger and browse. “The new design — the color scheme, the openness — it makes it easier to shop here. It’s not as confusing as other stores,” says Wexford general manager Ron Dreshman. But while the stores offer some expanded liquor choices, don’t look for the basic makeup of spirits to change much. Despite the classy decor, funkyflavored vodkas still outnumber smallbatch bourbon and unusual cordials. “We continuously add and subtract spirits according to what the consumers want,” Marcus says. “Our computers are able to track what’s popular and what’s not.” Education is a priority at these large new stores (both are over 10,000 square feet). A focal point is a center island used for tastings, cocktail demonstrations, and a place for consumers to ask questions; a trained retail wine specialist is on hand. Of course, most state stores still don’t inspire much excitement. You can still find plenty of drab locations, some with ragged carpets perfumed with a vaguely bar-like odor. But the next Western Pennsylvania location slated for improvement is the East Liberty store, in the Eastside development; later this year, it will expand to include the space occupied by a neighboring bike shop. “Wait until you see what we have planned for that location,” says Marcus. Although he couldn’t provide a precise timeline for the East Liberty store’s overhaul, he promises, “It’s going to be unbelievable.”

INFO@ PGHC ITY PAP ER.CO M

INFO@PGHCITYPAPER.COM

Pigs-2-Peaches owners Jim and Jen Evans

N E W S

TA S T E

M U S I C

S C R E E N

A R T S

E V E N T S

C L A S S I F I E D S

THE FOLLOWING DINING LISTINGS ARE RESTAURANTS RECOMMENDED BY CITY PAPER FOOD CRITICS

DINING LISTINGS KEY

J = Cheap K = Night Out L = Splurge E = Alcohol Served F = BYOB

AWARD-WINNING CONTEMPORARY AMERICAN CUISINE

Experience the Flavors of France!

PATIO OPEN for new $25

Prix Fixe Menu and Sunday Brunch!

SUNDAY FRENCH BRUNCH FROM 11AM TO 2:30PM. ENJOY EXTENDED SUNDAY FRENCH BRUNCH HOURS ON MOTHER’S DAY ON MAY 12TH TO 4PM 20 South 10th St.

Southside

412.586.5033

“Toast can serve as an upscale bar for after-work drinks or late-evening conversation. It’s casual and inexpensive enough to go to “just because,” but also serious enough to be a special occasion destination” - China Millman, Pgh Post-Gazette

PRIVATE DINING ROOMS AVAILABLE

TOAST!

KITCHEN & WINE BAR

5102 BAUM BLVD. SHADYSIDE www.toastpgh.com 412-224-2579

Little

BANGKOK IN THE STRIP

Authentic Thai Cuisine

BARLEY’S & HOP’S. 5217 Library Road, Bethel Park. 412-854-4253. This celebration of all things beery is tucked into a retail slot at South Park Shops. You’ll find a huge and eclectic selection of imported beers and microbrews, all fortified by a light Germaninspired menu. It’s a casual, personable place where the beer is always flowing, and the game is always on. JE BRIDGE TEN BRASSERIE. 20 S. 10th St., South Side. 412586-5033. This brasserie mines the rich core of sophistication in everyday French fare. The menu offers familiar dishes such as steak frites, escargot and cassoulet made distinctive with regional French inflections. Add a well-trained staff and a lovingly curated wine list for a finedining experience. LE CAFÉ VITA. 424 Allegheny River Blvd., Oakmont. 412-8285506. Embracing the inherent dichotomies of brunch, this restaurant offers both traditional Italian, complete with panini, pasta, ratatouille and eggplant parmesan; and classic breakfast fare, such as omelets and French toast. Italian notes pervade some of the breakfast options, too: You’ll find French toast made with focaccia, and omelets served with Tuscan toast. JF

Bridge Ten Brasserie {PHOTO BY HEATHER MULL} Kona coffee beans. Also, the Grille employs its own butcher (for cutting and dry-aging), and desserts are made on site. LE D’S SIX PAX & DOGZ. 1118 S. Braddock Ave., Regent Square. 412-241-4666. This established venue is known for its revered pub fries and the classic wiener with kraut (plus plenty of beer to wash it down). But don’t miss the pizza, with a top-notch crust. D’s continues to raise the preparation of salty, cheesy, fatty comfort food to an art. JE DOUBLE WIDE GRILL. 2339 E. Carson St., South Side (412-3901111) and 100 Adams Shoppes, Route 288, Mars (724-553-5212). You may cringe at the “white trash” theme, or feel bemused by ordering sautéed shrimp and pineapple-saffron rice on a faux TV-dinner tray. But there’s plenty of good vegan fare, beer and a fun filling-station-turnedrestaurant ambience. KE

main (raw), main (hot) and sweet. Some dishes were frankly salads, while others were raw, vegan adaptations of cooked comfort foods. (Chicken can be added to some dishes.) There is also an extensive menu of freshly squeezed and blended juices and smoothies. JF KELLY’S BAR & LOUNGE. 6012 Penn Circle South, East Liberty. 412-363-6012. The vintage aesthetic isn’t retro at this longtime neighborhood hangout; it’s the real thing. And the original 1940s fare has been updated with taste and style: Burgers and fries share space with Asian potstickers and satay. The mini mac-and-cheese is a classic. JE

PARIS 66 BISTRO. 6018 Centre Ave., East Liberty. 412-4048166. A charming venue brings Parisian-style café culture to Pittsburgh, offering less fussy, less expensive everyday fare such as crepes, salads ECHO. 1740 Route and croques, those 228, Cranberry. 724delectable French 779-3246. The menu grilled sandwiches. . www per at this sophisticated With fresh flowers on a p ty pghci m restaurant offers every table, specials .co a tour de force of chalked on boards modern American and French conversation cuisine. It focuses on central bouncing off the open kitchen ingredients and adds layers walls, Paris 66 epitomizes the of flavor, sometimes in everyday glamour of the French unexpected forms, such as a neighborhood bistro. KF purée of tuna alongside grilled steak, or golden trout served SALVATORE’S PIZZA HOUSE. on a bed of orzo with a fennel612 Penn Ave., Wilkinsburg. cream sauce. But even a simpler 412-247-4848. A neighborhood dish, such as fettuccini Alfredo, pizza place and more, is perfectly executed. LE Salvatore’s offers something even rarer than good pizza: EDEN. 735 Copeland St., fast food of the finest quality. Shadyside. 412-802-7070. “Fresh” is the watchword, and The food here is inspired by the large, full-color takeout the raw-food movement, but menu has dozens of dishes in it’s hardly dreary health food. a score of categories. Shellfish The menu is simple, with a few are prominently featured, and options in each category: starter, worth trying. K

FULL LIST ONLINE

All Lunches

HEY BROWN BAGGER, EAT YOUR LUNCH AT STEELHEAD! Pittsburgh Marriott City Center 112 Washington Place, Downtown 412-471-4000 for Reservations www.thesteelhead.com

7 - $9 freshest

THE LOCAL PRODUCE FROM THE STRIP Mon 11:30-3:00 Tue-Thu 11:30-9:00 Fri-Sun 11:00-9:00

Dine in / Take Out BYOB

1906 Penn Avenue Strip District 412-586-4107 GOUTDOOR DINING F Scan to View Steelhead Menus

PITTSBURGH CITY PAPER 05.08/05.15.2013

LITTLEBANGKOK INTHESTRIP.COM

{PHOTO BY HEATHER MULL}

Barleys and Hops THE CAPITAL GRILLE. 301 Fifth Ave., Downtown. 412338-9100. This dark, clubby restaurant excels at VIP service, and offers a menu highlighted by steaks, chops and seafood, with sophisticated but straightforward preparations such as crab cakes with added lobster, or steak encrusted in

SAUSALIDO. 4621 Liberty Ave., Bloomfield. 412-683-4575. Casual elegance is the byword at this neighborhood venue, where the fare is inspired by Northern California cuisine, with seasonal ingredients combined into New American and Continental dishes. The preparations vary widely, from ultra-traditional offerings like crab-stuffed shrimp to au courant updates like duck with orange-apricot balsamic glaze. LF

ONE MAN’S TRASH

Who said you can’t find

Shadyside man starts curbside composting company

ONE TRICK to good composting, if you use worms,

SEWICKLEY HOTEL. 509 Beaver St., Sewickley. 412741-9457. At this revamped hotel, the offerings reflect a balance between time-honored dishes such as turtle soup and more modern fare, like a crabmeat-stuffed quesadilla. Steak-lovers will be pleased, but adventurous burger fans should check out the Light Up Night burger, topped with blue crabmeat, bacon, avocado and pepper-jack cheese. LE

Travis Leivo of Shadyside Worms {PHOTO BY AMYJO BROWN}

TABLE LAKESIDE BRICK OVEN AND BAR. 200 N. Lakeside Drive, Canonsburg. 724-7461126. Perched on the edge of manmade lake, this clubby restaurant offers casual American cuisine, with outside dining in season. A brick oven produces a variety of “phatbreads” topped creatively, such as the “lawnboy,” with prosciutto, tomatoes and wilted arugula. Burgers, chops, seafood and pasta dishes round out the menu. KE

VIETNAM’S PHO. 1627 Penn Ave., Strip District. 412-2818881. The menu features a manageable selection of noodle and rice dishes and the eponymous pho soups. There’s also a tempting assortment of simple vegetable dishes and appetizers that go beyond mere spring rolls, such as whole quail with lemon leaves and herbs, and ground-shrimp patties on sugar-cane skewers. JF

So thern South rn Hospititalit Hosp lity.

{BY AMYJO BROWN}

SAVOY. 2623 Penn Ave., Strip District. 412-281-0660. The Strip District now has a swanky spot for brunch and dinner. The artfully prepared cuisine suggests a cross between current fine-dining culture (locally sourced foods, sous vide meats), lounge favorites (sliders and fish tacos) and Southern comfort (chicken with black-eyed peas and greens, watermelon salad). LE

TESSARO’S. 4601 Liberty Ave., Bloomfield. 412-682-6809. This immensely popular Bloomfield institution, set in an old neighborhood corner bar, has built its reputation on enormous wood-fired hamburgers: choice meat, ground in house; fresh rolls; and a variety of toppings. Regulars sit at the bar, and, on busy weekends, diners line up to get in. KE

offMenu is coffee grinds. “Worms eat their food mechanically. There is no acid in their stomachs to break that stuff down; they have no teeth. So they mush it around in their bellies,” says Travis Leivo, as he grabs a handful of rotting food from a bin he started a few months ago. “If you have stuff like coffee grinds … they will break down the food a lot quicker.” The 30-year-old Shadyside resident sniffs the compost in his hand as he talks: “I’m a weird geek. When I smell compost, it smells good. Like earth, natural dirt.” Leivo is working on a startup, Shadyside Worms, taking what has become his passion and turning it into a residential curbside compost pickup service, picking up food scraps weekly and offering, in exchange, the resulting fertilizer. Hosted at the moment at Shadyside Nurseries, the operation is small and limited to the East End. Leivo’s goal, he says, isn’t to immediately scale to servicing at the city’s level of trash and recycling pickup. But he does hope he is creating the spark that could lead the city there. “I don’t want to just … offer to pick up everybody’s food. I want to teach people, get them involved, so that even if the city does end up doing it, they’re informed on how to benefit from it.” Jim Sloss, energy and utilities manager at the city of Pittsburgh’s Office of Sustainability and Energy Efficiency, says the city has “kicked around” the idea of picking up yard waste curbside and composting it — but the idea of picking up household food scraps has never crossed his desk. There is interest, though. Another local company, Ag Recycle, works with large, commercial spaces to recycle their food scraps. But, for household and smaller businesses, options can seem sparse. Ryan Spak, owner of Spak Brothers Pizza, works with Leivo and the nonprofit Grow Pittsburgh to dispose of his restaurant’s scraps. But it’s not always enough: “The amount of compost we’re putting out is overwhelming,” he says.

Gri ing on Liberty

Real Soul Food

New Healthy Menu Options!

in Pittsburgh? Happy Mother’s Day

PATIO Now Open!

--------- TUESDAY ---------

HALF OFF

all BOTTLES of WINE

Mother’s Day Brunch

to all the

10:30AM2PM

Mothers

Dinner Buﬀet 2PM10PM

from

Uncle Troy!

MAKE RESERVATIONS SOON! 4126831448

Soul Food at Monroeville Mall

Pet Friendly Patio. 4428 LIBERTY AVE BLOOMFIELD 412-683-1448 delsrest.com

Located in the Food Court

412.858.5155

900 Western Ave. NORTH SIDE Open Daily at 11 am 412-224-2163

BenjaminsPgh.com

*- /:--3 .7: ) ?--3 St. Nicholas Greek Orthodox Cathedral

VL )VV]IT

;]VLIa 5Ia \W ;I\]ZLIa 5Ia SERVING HOURS Sunday: Noon to 8p Monday to Thursday: 11a to 9p Friday & Saturday: 11a to 10p (music till midnight) ?WVLMZN]T /ZMMS .WWL 4][KQW][ /ZMMS 8I[\ZQM[ 4Q^MTa /ZMMS ,IVKQVO

EAT-IN OR TAKE-OUT Visit www.stnickspgh.org for a fax or email order form. Fax orders (lunch only) to 412.683.4960. *St. Nicholas Cathedral is located on the corner of S. Dithridge St. and Forbes Ave., across from The Carnegie Museum.

ABRO WN@PGH C IT YPAPE R . C O M

N E W S

TA S T E

M U S I C

S C R E E N

A R T S

E V E N T S

C L A S S I F I E D S

LOCAL

“EVERYTHING IS JUST A LITTLE BIT MORE WITH THIS ALBUM.”

BEAT

{BY ANDY MULKERIN}

BACK FROM BRITAIN

AM U L K ER IN@ PGHC ITY PA PE R.CO M

MIKE MEDVED BAND CD RELEASE with PAUL LUC. 6 p.m. Sat., May 11. Club Café, 56 S. 12th St., South Side. $10. 412-431-4950 or www.clubcafelive.com

WOODWIND OF CHANGE {BY TYLER CRUMRINE}

Mike Medved {PHOTO COURTESY OF PIERCE MARRATTO/TOUCHFASTER}

Plenty of musicians have day jobs as they attempt to establish themselves as artists, but Mike Medved is unique in being able to say that he was honing his tunes while playing professional basketball. In England. When he was a kid, both music and sports played a role for Medved, an Elizabeth native who went to St. Vincent College. But at 6’7”, he found that one skill seemed more viable for paying the bills. “I loved them both the same, but in different ways,” he says. “But it was more practical to be a basketball player.” After two years playing for Leeds Carnegie in Division 1 of the English Basketball League (and teaching on the side), Medved decided to return home, in part to be closer to his parents. Now he’s teaching high school and pursuing his music, which he’d played in England with a band called Mike Medved and the Redcoats. Medved’s tunes are characterized by smooth vocals and a laid-back singersongwriter vibe — fans of the John Mayer school of pretty, poppy, personal music are likely to fall in love with him. In his songwriting, he mines everything from relationships to his unique situation as an athlete (see “Muscles and Skin”). This weekend, he and his Pittsburgh band release their first album, recorded live at Club Café. The decision to record that way was partly pragmatic, partly principled. “Releasing a well-produced four-song EP just wouldn’t be us,” Medved says. It was more appealing to record a full live set, trim it down to an eight-track full-length, and embrace the genuine imperfection of a live record. With the new album, Medved hopes to take advantage of the momentum he’s gained here since moving back, and get his Pittsburgh band on the same kind of roll the Redcoats were on in Leeds. “[The Redcoats and I] played a couple of showcases for Communion, which is the label started by Ben Lovett of Mumford & Sons. We were working our way through the ranks, as you do in any place. But I felt like it was time — I had to either decide to stay and never come back, or come back home.”

{PHOTO COURTESY OF ROBERT NETHERY}

Sax man gone solo: Colin Stetson

ULTI-instrumentalist Colin Stetson is one of busiest and most sought-after musicians today: He’s toured as a member of Bon Iver and Arcade Fire and collaborated with dozens of artists including Tom Waits, LCD Soundsystem, Godspeed You! Black Emperor and David Byrne. But now he’s starting to grow in reputation and to tour more as a solo artist — which presents its own set of challenges, especially given his complex compositions, and his physically demanding instrument of choice, the 5-foot-tall bass saxophone. “Now [that I’m stronger and more experienced] I can push certain things further,” Stetson says. “So certain individual pieces have gotten much, much harder, and overall, tours are very difﬁcult just because doing the same thing every night has really become a strain. “I’ve typically done really short tours and I’ve always been cramming them in

PITTSBURGH CITY PAPER 05.08/05.15.2013

between other tours with Arcade Fire or Bon Iver. Now that my tours have been growing longer, here or there I’m like, ‘Fuck! I don’t think I should be doing these 14 times in a row.’ But that’s just another thing to work towards.” Stetson is known for thrilling audiences with the sheer athletic force he

COLIN STETSON

WITH SARAH NEUFELD 8 p.m. Sat., May 11. Andy Warhol Museum, 117 Sandusky St., North Side. $12-15. All ages. 412-237-8300 or www.warhol.org

puts behind his saxophone. On the heels of releasing his third full-length solo album, New History Warfare Vol. 3: To See More Light, he opens The Andy Warhol Museum’s Spring 2013 Sound Series on May 11 — one of the ﬁrst dates on what promises to be his most impressive and physically challenging tour yet.

Stetson’s bass saxophone is a 103-year-old, handmade beh moth that initially took months of conditioning just to work up the strength to play. He employed circular breathing — a technique that allows him to play continually without pausing for breath — and toyed with the recording possibilities of the bass sax in New History Warfare Vol. 1. Then Stetson pushed himself further still on his second solo album, New History Warfare Vol. 2: Judges, a sonic tour de force that made it onto a number of Best of 2011 lists and earned a ﬁnalist nomination for Canada’s Polaris Music Prize. Refusing to rely on looping, layering, multiple-track or overdub technology in his performances or recording, Stetson instead records all of his songs in a single take, a technique he picked up from his time with Tom Waits. Growling through the reed, slapping the sax’s body and jamming CONTINUES ON PG. 32

NEW RELEASES {BY ANDY MULKERIN}

JILL WEST AND BLUES ATTACK BOOTLEG BLUES LIVE! (SELF-RELEASED)

Some originals and some interpretations of older tunes on this new live offering from one of Pittsburgh’s best-known and most-loved blues singers and her spot-on band. Interestingly, the originals are the songs that stray most from the standard blues construction, which shows that the band has a streak of originality that’s absent in a lot of electric-blues groups. Good stuff. JILL WEST AND BLUES ATTACK CD RELEASE. 8:30 p.m. Sat., May 11. Moondog’s, 378 Freeport Road, Blawnox. 412-828-2040 or www.moondogs.us

REAL DEAL FIGHT OR FLIGHT MODE (SELF-RELEASED)

About 60 minutes of new tracks from battle-rapper Real Deal, whose wordplay continues to slay. Real Deal is at his best when he’s flaunting a certain confidence; he brags more about his intellect than anything, but does so in a way that’s not dorky. Some of the more contrived tracks are hit-or-miss (“Ignorance Is Bliss,” which references tons of Pittsburgh stuff, starts to feel forced by the last verse), but he does sensitive right on “When Silence Isn’t Golden.” Several of the best tracks are produced by Engineer.

STINKPALM DEATH EAT SHIT AND DIE! (SELF-RELEASED)

Hardcore, punk and thrash metal meet on the second release by this local three-piece with the silly name. The recording has a raw, live sound that befits the band; it’s not overproduced or overdone, and that helps make this album a good listen. Nothing earthshattering, but a nice mix of slow chugs and blast-beat breakdowns to mosh to. And how can you complain about songs with titles like “Olestra”? AMULKERIN@PGHCITYPAPER.COM

N E W S

TA S T E

M U S I C

S C R E E N

A R T S

E V E N T S

C L A S S I F I E D S

OPUS ONE PRESENTS

WOODWIND OF CHANGE, CONTINUED FROM PG. 30

the saxophone’s keys as percussion, Stetson creates a polyphonic experience often taken for electronic music despite coming from a one-man band. The result is a sound uniquely its own, pulling from genres as wide-ranging as jazz, gospel, sludge metal, pop and drone. If Judges was Stetson’s Empire Strikes Back, To See More Light is his Return of the Jedi. The conclusion to his New History Warfare trilogy, Vol. 3 has a larger set, more resources and a tighter vision than the earlier two works. Centering on the ideas of isolation, pleading and longing, this album ﬁnds Stetson at his most physically ﬁt. It captures the acoustics of four unique spaces (including The Arcade Fire’s old church in Farnham, Quebec), and features production by Ben Frost and vocal contributions on four of the tracks from Bon Iver bandmate Justin Vernon. “My ability to physically bring new elements to the music and [to] make the music different and speak to different imagery, and the recording techniques, have been more realized,” Stetson says. “So everything is just a little bit more with this [album]. The idea was to give this more of a sense of multiplicity and character and range.” Physicality plays a huge role in Stetson’s

performance and composition: He’s as much an athlete as a musician, and getting stronger means being able to write even more complex pieces. While on tour, Stetson has to maintain a strict regimen of yoga, running and breathing exercises in order to stay in shape for performances. “Making sure I can still even play all the music that I’ve written to this point takes an enormous amount of time and effort,” he says. “If I break for a few days or a week without playing any of [the most recent] music, then it is quite a chore to get back into it, and it thoroughly pisses me off, so I try and keep the maintenance aspect of things pretty constant. But when I was working on Vol. 2, I wouldn’t have been able to play any of the work on Vol. 3 just because it was stuff that was beyond my abilities at that point.” Whether in the studio or on the stage, Stetson continues to wage battle, pushing himself to his physical limits and beyond in order to discover new ground. “The biggest change for me [in Vol. 3] is scope and attitude,” says Stetson. “In the ﬁrst song, it’s emerging from a mountain pass, up into a new and very vast landscape. There’s a determination and a focus and a resolve. … For me this is like a war epic, and this is the conclusion.” I N F O@ P G H C I T Y PA P E R. C OM

05/30-31 ANTI-FLAG - 20TH ANNIVERSARY! 06/05 METRIC 05/10 05/10 05/11 05/15 05/16 05/17 05/18 05/19 05/22

TRIXIE WHITLEY (SOLO) (EARLY) FALLING ANDES (LATE) YU W/DAVID THROCKMORTON (LATE) DANNY SCHMIDT & CARRIE ELKIN CHUCK PROPHET AND THE MISSION EXPRESS LISA FERRARO AND ERIKA LUCKETT (EARLY) EL TEN ELEVEN GRANT LEE PHILLIPS LAURA STEVENSON

05/21 FUTUREBIRDS

TICKETWEB.COM/OPUSONE | FACEBOOK.COM/OPUSONEPROD | TWITTER.COM/OPUSONEPROD FOR A COMPLETE LIST OF SHOWS VISIT WWW.OPUSONEPRODUCTIONS.COM

PITTSBURGH CITY PAPER 05.08/05.15.2013

N E W S

TA S T E

M U S I C

S C R E E N

A R T S

E V E N T S

C L A S S I F I E D S

RHYTHM FIRST {BY ANDY MULKERIN} FOR ALL the reasons people lament the

passing of LPs and CDs as the primary formats for musical releases, there are some, like Sam Pace, who embrace new digital methods of distribution. Not because Pace is a technophile, but because with his band Gangwish, he puts together releases like Contemporaneous Soundtracks — the band’s latest, which clocks in at nearly an hour and a half. “I would’ve loved if somebody offered to put out a triple-vinyl,” Pace says. “But I didn’t want to break things up, or cut songs.”

GANGWISH

WITH BITCHIN BAJAS, GALACTIC SPIRIT, K-HUN 9 p.m. Sat., May 11. 6119 Penn Ave. East Liberty. $7. www.facebook.com/6119Penn

So Pace decided to release Soundtracks on an artistically packaged USB ﬂash drive meant to resemble an old Silly Putty package — giving those who like a little artifact with their album something to hold onto, but freeing himself from the restrictions (and cost) of more traditional media. Freeing himself is a lot of what Gangwish has been about for Pace. The group started out as a solo project while Pace was playing in the duo Italian Ice with fellow drummer Paul Quattrone in the late ’00s. In that band, the two played full drum kits and synth triggers; when Quattrone would go out on the road with Modey Lemon or !!!, Pace would play as Gangwish. Eventually he took on bandmates, and he’s had plenty, but this project is primarily his. Part of what makes Gangwish unconventional is the fact that Pace is trained as

Out standing in a field: Gangwish (Sam Pace, center)

a drummer, but not on other instruments. “I can fake it pretty easily on other instruments, because I have rhythm and a sense of pitch,” he says. “I’ll write on keyboards, I have an organ at home.” On Contemporaneous Soundtracks, Pace played with Caulen Kress (his former Centipede Eest bandmate), Lindsey Williams, Dean Cercone and Taichi Nakatani. Nakatani, who played the taishogoto (a Japanese stringed instrument with keys akin to those from a typewriter), has since moved to Japan; Keith DeVries now often plays with Gangwish live. Gangwish has come a long way since its early inception as a drums-and-synths solo project, though Pace still employs those pieces. Soundtracks mixes extended improv pieces with pre-written songs, though really the space between the two isn’t always that great. The second track, “Messengers Are Passengers,” is positively single-worthy, despite ostensibly being an 11-minute song. (Really, some of the tracks have a central song surrounded by several minutes of noise and improv.) Williams and Cercone supply most of the prominent vocal parts on the record. All around, the vocals are generally awash with effects, bringing to mind an aquarium acid trip. Pace says the songs came about in an effort to write music to accompany John Carpenter’s 1983 movie Christine, based on the Stephen King novel. But regardless of how lush the instrumentation and how many voices come through, Gangwish music comes straight from the mind of Sam Pace. “No matter who’s in it, it’s my project,” he says with a laugh. “I explain that openly when anyone plays with us. I’m totally open to people’s opinions, but the songs start with me. Everything goes off of pedals and triggers.” A M UL K E RI N @ P G HC I T Y PA P E R. C OM

PITTSBURGH CITY PAPER 05.08/05.15.2013

CRITICS’ PICKS

The City’s Hottest Live Music Scene!

UPCOMING NATIONAL SHOWS The Sky Captains of Industry

[ELECTRONIC] + THU., MAY 09

[BENEFIT] + SAT., MAY 11

Toronto’s Crystal Castles has mastered the ability to straddle the line between making music that’s experimental and irresistible. The strange marriage of poppy and weird comes directly from blending the unique sounds that the two members, producer Ethan Kath and vocalist Alice Glass, bring to the table. While Kath’s sensibilities manage to keep each track anchored, Glass’ vocals, which range from robotically melodic singing to distorted screams, push the envelope and leave listeners feeling awestruck. On the most recent album, iii, the duo limited themselves to one take per song for a much rawer sound. John Lavanga 7:30 p.m. Mr. Small’s Theatre, 400 Lincoln Ave., Millvale. $32.50. All ages. 412-821-4447 or www.mrsmalls.com

After finishing as a runner-up on the NBC show The Voice, Juliet Simms has begun her foray into the music world with the help of manager CeeLo Green. After putting out her first single, “Wild Child,” off her upcoming solo album, she’s begun to book dates on the Vans Warped Tour. Before she heads out, she’s headlining the second annual CureRock event at Stage AE. The event, which benefits the Adolescent and Young Adult Oncology program at Children’s Hospital of Pittsburgh of UPMC, will be hosted by Josh & Gab, and will feature a number of local bands, including The Red Western, Joy Ike and Neighbours (which, full disclosure, includes CP music editor Andy Mulkerin). JL 7 p.m. 400 North Shore Drive, North Side. $25-30. All ages. www.givetochildrens.org

[NOISE] + FRI., MAY 10 It’s a rare local appearance tonight for harshnoise legend Macronympha, despite its local origins. The group is held down mainly by Joe Roemer (also of Casual Approach), with help nowadays from noise artist Hogra, who also plays tonight at Garfield Artworks. Macronympha, known worldwide, has for more than 20 years played the side of harsh noise that holds up the violent, grotesque and depraved as a standard; don’t bring Grandma to this one. Dreamweapon and Trogpite also open. Andy Mulkerin 8 p.m. Garfield Artworks, 4931 Penn Ave., Garfield. $5. All ages. 412-361-2262 or www.garfield artworks.com

N E W S

[FOLK ROCK] + WED., MAY 15 You likely haven’t heard of The Sky Captains of Industry yet, but you might remember The Meridians, Lindsay Dragan’s previous band when she was a student at Pitt. Now she’s in New Crystal York City full time Castles and playing drums with Sky Captains, a four-piece that does a laid-back version of folktronica, with pretty vocal harmonies, acoustic guitars and synths. Tonight, the band makes its first trip to Dragan’s homeland, playing at Howlers with Nathan Zoob and Claire With the Turban. AM 8 p.m. 4509 Liberty Ave., Bloomfield. $5. 412-682-0320 or www.howlers coyotecafe.com

TA S T E

M U S I C

SHOWS THIS WEEK Thu 5.9 EDDIE MONEY Ticketed Event // 8 pm // $45/$50 Fri 5.10 DANCING QUEEN // 70s and 80s dance // 9 pm // $7 Sat 5.11 BRUCE IN THE USA // bruce springsteen tribute Ticketed Event // 9 pm // $15/$19 Sun 5.12 JAZZ CONSPIRACY BIG BAND w/ free swing dance lessons jazz // 6:30 pm // $5

103 Slade Lane, Warrendale, PA 15086

S C R E E N

A R T S

E V E N T S

C L A S S I F I E D S

{ALL LISTINGS MUST BE SUBMITTED BY 9 A.M. FRIDAY PRIOR TO PUBLICATION}

TO SUBMIT A LISTING: HTTP://HAPPENINGS.PGHCITYPAPER.COM

THU, MAY 9 • 8PM AMERICANA/CLASSIC COUNTRY

412.316.3388 (FAX) + 412.316.3342 X194 (PHONE)

LINDSAY LOU & THE FLATBELLYS PLUS BEAGLE BROTHERS FRI, MAY 10 • 9PM FOLK ROCK/ALT COUNTRY

CITY DWELLING NATURE SEEKERS PLUS KYLE MORGAN SAT, MAY 11 • 9PM FUNK

THE FUNK ARK MON, MAY 13 • 9:30PM

OPEN STAGE WITH CRAIG KING TUES, MAY 14 • 9PM JAZZ SPACE EXCHANGE SERIES FEATURING SCARF ACE WITH CHRIS PARKER AND MATT BOOTH WED, MAY 15 • 9PM FUNK/ROCK FROM NEW ORLEANS

ROCK/POP

MAY 9 Noah Sugarman of 500 Miles to Memphis, The Semi-Super Villians

JOHNNY SKETCH & THE DIRTY NOTES OPEN FOR LUNCH

Kitchen hours: M-Th: 11am-12am Fri & Sat: 11am-1am Sun: 11am-11pm

4023 BU TLER ST LAWREN CEVILLE 41 2.682.0177

www.thunderbirdcafe.net

THU 09 CIOPPINO SEAFOOD CHOPHOUSE BAR. Terrance Vaughn Trio. Strip District. 412-281-6593. CLUB CAFE. He’s My Brother She’s My Sister, Kopecky Family Band. South Side. 412-431-4950. DOWNEY’S HOUSE. Marino Erwin. Robinson. 412-489-5631. HARD ROCK CAFE. The Tom McGees. Station Square. 412-481-7625. JERGEL’S RHYTHM GRILLE. Eddie Money. Warrendale. 724-799-8333. MR. SMALLS THEATER. Crystal Castles, Pictureplane. Millvale. 866-468-3401. THE SHOP. Coronado, Abacus Jones, Lost Realms, Hunted Creatures. Bloomfield. 724-833-4537. SMILING MOOSE. Terrible Things, Modern Suits, Crash City, Take A Breath (early) Disobey, Thanatotic Desire, Deflowered (late). South Side. 412-431-4668. THUNDERBIRD CAFE. Lindsay Lou & The Flatbellys, Beagle Brothers. Lawrenceville. 412-682-0177. VERONA COMMUNITY PARK. Charlie Hustle & the Grifters. Verona. 412-657-0635.

ROCK ROOM. The Delta-Fuse, Red Hook Winery. Polish Hill. 412-841-8789. RUNWAY RESTAURANT. Utah Richard Burgess. Butler. 724-586-6599. SMILING MOOSE. Transit, Seahaven, Young Statues (early) AED, Hopscotch with Landmines (late). South Side. 412-431-4668. THUNDERBIRD CAFE. City Dwelling Nature Seekers, Kyle Morgan. Lawrenceville. 412-682-0177.

SAT 11 31ST STREET PUB. Cotton Jackson, Bottle Rat, Four Barrel Goast. Strip District. 412-391-8334. 6119 PENN AVE. Bitchin Bajas. East Liberty. ALTAR BAR. The Mighty Mighty Bosstones. Strip District. 412-263-2877. ANDY WARHOL MUSEUM. Colin Stetson, Sarah Neufeld. North Side. 412-237-8300. CLUB CAFE. The Mike Medved

Band, Paul Luc & the North Country Gentlemen (Early). The Mike Medved Band live CD release party. Yu, David Throckmorton (Late). South Side. 412-431-4950. DOWNEY’S HOUSE. Gameface. Robinson. 412-489-5631. EXCUSES BAR & GRILL. Bill Toms. South Side. 412-431-4090. THE FALLOUT SHELTER. Arcane Awakening, As Dreams Fade, United By Hate. Aliquippa. 724-375-5080. GARFIELD ARTWORKS. Order of the Owl, Sistered, Vega, Red Sun. Garfield. 412-361-2262. HAMBONE’S. The Mavens. Lawrenceville. 412-681-4318. HARD ROCK CAFE. The Steepwater Band. Station Square. 412-481-7625. HARVEY WILNER’S. Lucky Me. West Mifflin. 412-466-1331. HOWLERS COYOTE CAFE. The Late Ancients, Chet Vincent & The Big Bend, The Hawkeyes. Bloomfield. 412-682-0320. JERGEL’S RHYTHM GRILLE. Bruce

EARLY WARNINGS The xx

FRI 10

June 7—16 3riversartsfest.org

PITTSBURGH CITY PAPER 05.08/05.15.2013

ALTAR BAR. TEN (Pearl Jam Tribute). Strip District. 412-263-2877. BOSTON WATERFRONT. The Wurms. McKeesport. 412-751-8112. CLUB CAFE. Trixie Whitley, Johnny Nicholson (Early) Falling Andes, Mike Cali (Late). South Side. 412-431-4950. GARFIELD ARTWORKS. Macronympha, Dreamweapon, Trogpite, Hogra. Garfield. 412-361-2262. THE HANDLE BAR & GRILLE. Bill Ali & Matt Barranti. Canonsburg. 724-746-4227. HARD ROCK CAFE. Three Legged Fox. Station Square. 412-481-7625. HOLLYWOOD THEATER. Venus In Furs. Dormont. 412-344-1245. HOWLERS COYOTE CAFE. Gagadilo, The Pressure, The Sablowskis. Bloomfield. 412-682-0320. LINDEN GROVE. Nightlife. Castle Shannon. 412-882-8687. PARK HOUSE. Gramsci Melodic. North Side. 412-596-2743.

in the USA. Bruce Springsteen & The E St. Band Tribute. Warrendale. 724-799-8333. MILLERSTOWN INN. The Dave Iglar Band. Unknown. 724-445-2157. MR. SMALLS THEATER. SOJA, Air Dubai. Millvale. 866-468-3401. ROCKY’S ROUTE 8. Josie & Nick of The Holidays. Shaler. 412-487-6259. ROOSTERS ROADHOUSE. The Accelerators. Bridgeville. 412-221-1543. SILKS LOUNGE AT THE MEADOWS. No Bad JuJu. Washington. SMILING MOOSE. Instead Of Sleeping, Quote Unquote, Team Best, These Three Words (early) Cursed Born, Dead Iron, Klaymore (late). South Side. 412-431-4668. THUNDERBIRD CAFE. The Funk Arc. Lawrenceville. 412-682-0177.

SUN 12 ALTAR BAR. Relient K. Strip District. 412-263-2877. BRILLOBOX. Double Duchess, Lord Grunge, Middle Children, DJ Dad Time. Bloomfield. 412-621-4900. CLUB CAFE. James McCartney, Rachel Ann Weiss. South Side. 412-431-4950. MR. SMALLS THEATER. Peter Murphy. Performing solely Bauhaus material. Millvale. 866-468-3401.

MON 13 BELVEDERE’S. Jucifer, Microwaves, Bearskull. Lawrenceville. 412-687-2555. CARNEGIE LIBRARY OF HOMESTEAD MUSIC HALL. Iron & Wine. Munhall. 412-368-5225.

TUE 14

{THU., JUNE 27}

Os Mutantes

Club Café, 56 S. 12th St., South Side {SAT., JULY 13}

El-P with Killer Mike

Altar Bar, 1620 Penn Ave., Strip District {SAT., SEP. 21}

The xx

Stage AE, 400 North Shore Drive, North Side

CLUB CAFE. David Wax Museum, Andre Costello & the Cool Minors. South Side. 412-431-4950. HAMBONE’S. Acoustic Open Mic. Lawrenceville. 412-681-4318. HARD ROCK CAFE. Psychostick. Station Square. 412-481-7625. SMILING MOOSE. Yellow Red Sparks The Lonely Wild, Yellow Red Sparks, Arlo Aldo. South Side. 412-431-4668.

WED 15 CLUB CAFE. Danny Schmidt & Carrie Elkin, Tom Breiding. South Side. 412-431-4950. GARFIELD ARTWORKS. Doctor Striker, Terror Amore, Bit Mummy, Ultraball. Garfield. 412-361-2262.

HOWLERS COYOTE CAFE. Sky Captains of Industry, Nathan Zoob, Clair with a Turban. Bloomfield. 412-682-0320. ROCK BOTTOM. Good Brother Earl. Waterfront. 412-462-2739. ROSTRAVER ICE GARDEN. KORN. Belle Vernon. 724-379-7100. SMILING MOOSE. Geoff Rickly, John Nolan, Gabriel The Marine, Kid Durango (early) Dazzletine, The Sky Captians of Industry (late). South Side. 412-431-4668. THUNDERBIRD CAFE. Johnny Sketch & the Dirty Notes. Lawrenceville. 412-682-0177.

DJS THU 09 ALLEGHENY WINE MIXER. DJ Desus. Lawrenceville. 412-252-2337. BELVEDERE’S. Neon w/ DJ hatesyou. 80s Night. Lawrenceville. 412-687-2555. CLUB TABOO. DJ Matt & Gangsta Shak. Homewood. 412-969-0260.

Barbour Jazz Quartet. Downtown. 412-471-9100. SEWICKLEY HOTEL. Daval/ Stater Guitar Duo. Sewickley. 412-427-9979. WALNUT GRILL. The Etta Cox Duo. Shadyside. 412-688-8220.

SUN 12 RIVERS CASINO. DJs Bill Bara & Digital Dave. North Side. 412-231-7777. SMILING MOOSE. The Upstage Nation. DJ EzLou & N8theSk8. Electro, post punk, industrial, new wave, alternative dance. South Side. 412-431-4668.

These tours aren’t coming to Pittsburgh — but maybe they’re worth a road trip!

TUE 14 ECLIPSE LOUNGE. DJ Zan Naz, DJ Outtareach. Lawrenceville. 412-251-0097.

WED 15

COLUMBUS, OHIO

AVA BAR & LOUNGE. DJ Outtareach. East Liberty. 412-363-8277. BLOOMFIELD BRIDGE TAVERN. Fuzz! Drum & bass weekly. Bloomfield. 412-682-8611. THE NEW AMSTERDAM. DJ Vex. Lawrenceville. 412-904-2915. SPOON. Spoon Fed. Hump day chill. House music. aDesusParty. East Liberty. 412-362-6001.

{TUE., JULY 9}

HIP HOP/R&B

She & Him with Camera Obscura

{MON., MAY 13}

Dragonette Newport Music Hall

PHILADELPHIA Mann Center for Performing Arts

FRI 10

FRI 10 BACKSTAGE BAR AT THEATRE SQUARE. Salsa Fridays. DJ Jeff Shirey, DJ Carlton, DJ Paul Mitchell. Downtown. 412-456-6666. CAPRI PIZZA AND BAR. Bombo Claat Friday’s Reggae. East Liberty. 412-362-1250. THE NEW AMSTERDAM. Ray Lugo. Lawrenceville. 412-904-2915. ONE 10 LOUNGE. DJ Goodnight, DJ Rojo. Downtown. 412-874-4582. REDBEARDS. DJ Kayoss. Dance/ top 40 hits. Mt. Washington. 412-431-3730. ROWDY BUCK. Top 40 Dance. South Side. 412-431-2825. RUGGER’S PUB. 80s Night w/ DJ Connor. South Side. 412-381-1330.

SAT 11 AVA BAR & LOUNGE. Global Beats: La Gozadera. DJ OSI, DJ Carla Canarinho. East Liberty. 412-608-3946. BRILLOBOX. Title Town Soul & Funk Party. Rare Soul, Funk & wild R&B 45s feat. DJ Gordy G. & guests. Bloomfield. 412-621-4900. CAPRI PIZZA AND BAR. Saturday Night Meltdown. Top 40, Hip Hop, Club, R&B, Funk & Soul. East Liberty. 412-362-1250. DIESEL. DJ CK. South Side. 412-431-8800. MEXICO CITY. DJ Juan Diego VII. Salsa & Latin music. Downtown. 412-980-7653. THE NEW AMSTERDAM. DJ Billy Pilgrim. Lawrenceville. 412-904-2915. REDBEARDS. DJ Kayoss. Dance/ top 40 hits. Mt. Washington. 412-431-3730. ROWDY BUCK. Top 40 Dance. South Side. 412-431-2825. S BAR. Pete Butta. South Side. 412-481-7227.

N E W S

CARNEGIE LIBRARY, HOMEWOOD. Be Love, Shad Ali, Anqwenique Wingfield, I – Medina. Part of Wine & Words Pittsburgh & The United Black Book Clubs of Pittsburgh 10th Annual Celebration of Reading. Homewood. 412-731-3080.

CLEVELAND {TUE., JULY 16}

Dan Deacon

House of Blues

SUN 12 BENEDUM CENTER. Charlie Wilson, Mint Condition. Downtown. 412-456-6666.

Hawkins Back Alley Blues. Jefferson Hills. 412-233-9800. THE VENUE AT HARMONY RIDGE,. Olga Watkins Band. Ambridge. 724-266-8445.

WED 15 6119 PENN AVE. The Pro Letarians. East Liberty.

JAZZ

BLUES

THU 09

FRI 10

CJ’S. Rodger Humphries & The RH Factor. Strip District. AMERICAN LEGION GOLD 412-642-2377. STAR POST 820. The Witch DIMARCO’S BISTRO. The Doctors. 412-372-9713. Bobby Reed Organ Trio, Monroeville. Southside Jerry. Uniontown. CAFE SUPREME. Bobby 724-438-1611. Hawkins Back Alley Blues. Irwin. LITTLE E’S. Jessica Lee & 724-861-0990. Friends. Entrepreneurial HAMBONE’S. Still Not Thursdays. Downtown. Sober. Lawrenceville. 412-392-2217. 412-681-4318. PAPA J’S MOONDOG’S. Ben RISTORANTE. Jimmy Miller Band w/ Miss www. per Z & Friends. Carnegie. pa Freddye. Blawnox. pghcitym 412-429-7272. .co 412-828-2040. NOLA ON THE SQUARE. Olga Watkins Band. JAMES STREET GASTROPUB Downtown. 412-471-9100. & SPEAKEASY. Boilermaker Jazz Band. 8pm lesson, 9pm dancing. North Side. 412-904-3335. ELWOOD’S PUB. Ms. Freddye OMNI WILLIAM PENN. Frank & Home Cookin’. Cheswick. Cunimondo & Pat Crossley. 724-265-1181. Downtown. 412-553-5235. INN-TERMISSION LOUNGE. The Rhythm Aces. South Side. MOONDOG’S. Jill West & Blues CIOPPINO SEAFOOD Attack. Blawnox. 412-828-2040. CHOPHOUSE BAR. Moorehouse THE R BAR. Sweaty Betty. Jazz. Strip District. 412-281-6593. Dormont. 412-942-0882. CJ’S. Jimmy Ponder The SPEAL’S TAVERN. The Eldorado Tony Campbell Saturday Kings w/ Johnny Rooster. New Jazz Jam Session. Strip District. Alexandria. 724-433-1322. 412-642-2377. THE VALLEY HOTEL. Bobby

FULL LIST ONLINE

FRI 10

SAT 11

TA S T E

M U S I C

THE SPACE UPSTAIRS. Second Saturdays. Jazz-happening series feat. live music, multimedia experimentations, more. Hosted by The Pillow Project. Point Breeze. 412-225-9269. WIGHTMAN SCHOOL. Boilermaker Jazz Band. 8pm Dance lesson, 9pm dancing. Squirrel Hill. 412-421-5708.

ACOUSTIC THU 09 BILLY’S ROADHOUSE BAR & GRILL. Mark Pipas. Wexford. 724-934-1177. DOWNEY’S HOUSE. Montford. Robinson. 412-489-5631. MULLIGAN’S SPORTS BAR & GRILLE. Acoustic Night. West Mifflin. 412-461-8000.

ELWOOD’S PUB. Martin the Troubadour. Cheswick. 724-265-1181. SEA SHELL LOUNGE. Rick Revetta. Coraopolis. 412-262-1980.

SAT 11 BIDDLE’S ESCAPE. Paul Labrise. Regent Square. 412-999-9009. FIRST UNITARIAN CHURCH. Andrew McKnight, Brenda Jean. Shadyside. 412-621-8008. MARS BREW HOUSE. Ray Lanich. Mars. 724-625-2555. OLIVE OR TWIST. The Vagrants. Downtown. 412-255-0525. ST. JOHN’S LUTHERAN CHURCH OF HIGHLAND. Pittsburgh Mandolin Orchestra. McCandless. 412-364-1606.

SUN 12 BOTTLEBRUSH GALLERY & SHOP. Tommy Womack, Vimala Anderson. Harmony. 724-452-0539. EAST LIBERTY PRESBYTERIAN CHURCH. Peter Yarrow. East Liberty. 412-441-3800 x 11.

MON 13

EMMANUEL EPISCOPAL CHURCH. Jazz at Emmanuel. North Side. 412-231-0454. JERGEL’S RHYTHM GRILLE. The Jazz Conspiracy Big Band. Warrendale. 412-256-8234. OMNI WILLIAM PENN. Frank Cunimondo & Pat Crossley. Downtown. 412-553-5235. UP MODERN KITCHEN. Dave Roth. Jazzed-up brunch. Shadyside. 412-688-8220.

HAMBONE’S. Monday Night Whiskey Rebellion Bluegrass Jam. Lawrenceville. 412-681-4318. NORTH COUNTRY BREWING. Bluegrass Night. Slippery Rock. 724-794-2337.

ROYAL PLACE. Jerry Lucarelli, Vince Taglieri, Sunny Sunseri. Castle Shannon. 412-882-8000.

WED 15 ALLEGHENY ELKS LODGE #339. Pittsburgh Banjo Club. Wednesdays. North Side. 412-321-1834. PARK HOUSE. Bluegrass Jam w/ The Shelf Life String Band. North Side. 412-596-2743.

REGGAE

TUE 14

SAT 11

THUNDERBIRD CAFE. Space Exchange Series feat. Scarf Ace w/ Chris Parker & Matt Booth. Lawrenceville. 412-682-0177.

PENN BREWERY. The Flow Band. North Side. 412-237-9400.

WED 15

SAT 11

720 RECORDS. James Johnson, Paul Thompson, Cliff Barnes. Lawrenceville. 412-904-4592. NOLA ON THE SQUARE. Roger

THE BULLPEN. Michael Christopher. Avella. 724-356-3000. SUB ALPINE CLUB. Dallas Marks. Turtle Creek. 412-823-6661.

S C R E E N

A R T S

COUNTRY

E V E N T S

FRI 10 FREYA STRING QUARTET. Aspinwall Presbyterian Church, Aspinwall. 412-781-2884. PITTSBURGH SYMPHONY ORCHESTRA. Feat. Kazem Abdullah, conductor & Nicola Benedetti, violin. Heinz Hall, Downtown. 412-392-4900.

SAT 11 FREYA STRING QUARTET CHAMBER. University of Pittsburgh at Greensburg, Greensburg.

SUN 12

FRI 10

SUN 12

MON 13

CLASSICAL

PITTSBURGH SYMPHONY ORCHESTRA. Feat. Kazem Abdullah, conductor & Nicola Benedetti, violin. Heinz Hall, Downtown. 412-392-4900. THE PLEASURES OF PURCELL: MUSIC FOR THE CHAPEL ROYAL & ENGLISH COURT. Church of the Redeemer, Squirrel Hill. 412-422-7909.

TUE 14 TUESDAY MUSICAL CLUB. St. Andrew’s Episcopal Church, Highland Park. 412-682-0439.

OTHER MUSIC THU 0 MODERNFORMATIONS GALLERY. Margaret Cox, Ben Grubb, Ken Haney, Maurice Rickard. Crucible Sound Series. Garfield. 312-927-8167.

FRI 10 CLUB COLONY. Mark Vennere. Scott. LEMONT. Jason Miller & Steve Jackson. Mt. Washington. 412-431-3100.

SAT 11 EAST LIBERTY PRESBYTERIAN CHURCH. The Pittsburgh Gospel Choir. East Liberty. 412-613-5825. LEMONT. Groove Doctors. Mt. Washington. 412-431-3100. NORTH HILLS JUNIOR HIGH SCHOOL. Children’s Festival Chorus. Through A Child’s Eyes. Ross.

SUN 12 HAMBONE’S. Ukulele Club. Lawrenceville. 412-681-4318. THREE RIVERS GRACE CHURCH. Matthew Smith. West End. 412-450-0733.

MON 13 HAMBONE’S. Cabaret. Jazz Standards & Showtunes singalong. Lawrenceville. 412-681-4318. LINCOLN PARK PERFORMING ARTS CENTER. Notre Dame Band. Midland. 724-643-9004 x 2.

WED 15 CLUB COLONY. Mark Vennere. Scott.

C L A S S I F I E D S

What to do

IN PITTSBURGH

May 8 - 14 WEDNESDAY 8 84 Alex Clare

MR. SMALLS THEATRE Millvale. 412-821-4447. With special guests The Knocks. All ages show. Tickets: 866-468-3401 or ticketweb.com/opusone. 8p.m.

The David Mayfield Parade

1-877-4-FLY-TIX. 9p.m.

ALTAR BAR Strip District. 412263-2877. With special guests The Clintones and more. Over 21 show. Tickets: ticketfly.com or 1-877-4-FLY-TIX. 9p.m.

THURSDAY 9 95

Blossom Tour 2013

The Tom McGees HARD ROCK CAFE Station Square. 412-481-ROCK. With special guests Driven Lifeless & the YJJ’s. Limited all ages. Tickets: ticketfly.com or

ALTAR BAR Strip District. 412263-2887. With special guests Hellogoodbye, William Beckett and more. All ages show. Tickets: ticketfly.com or 1-877-4-FLY-TIX. 7p.m.

Ten (Pearl Jam Tribute)

Jessica Lee - Jazz Night

HEINZ FIELD North Shore. Tickets: pittsburghwinefestival. com. 5p.m.

Relient K

FRIDAY 10

CLUB CAFE South Side. 412431-4950. With special guests Dan Getkin and The Masters of American Music. All ages show. Tickets: 866-468-3401 or ticketweb.com/opusone. 8p.m.

Pittsburgh Wine Festival

PAID ADVERTORIAL SPONSORED BY

TABLES ON THE GREEN Natrona Heights. 724-226-0955. Cover charge. For more information visit tablesonthegreen.com. 7p.m.

LAWRENCEVILLE. Free. For more info call 412-683-6488 or visit lvpgh.com. Through May 12.

UBBCP 2013 Opening Gala: An Evolution of Literacy, Hip Hop Legacies CARNEGIE LIBRARY OF PITTSBURGH Homewood. Tickets: ubbcpopeninggala2013. eventbrite.com. 6p.m.

James McCartney CLUB CAFE South Side. 412431-4950. With special guests Rachel Ann Weiss. All ages show. Tickets: 866-468-3401 or ticketweb.com/opusone. 8p.m.

RELIENT K SUNDAY, MAY 12 ALTAR BAR

MONDAY 13

Art for Change Auction

SATURDAY 11

SOUND SERIES: Colin Stetson of Arcade Fire ANDY WARHOL MUSEUM North Side. 412-237-8300. Tickets: warhol.org. 8p.m.

The Mighty Mighty Bosstones ALTAR BAR Strip District. 412263-2887. With special guests Mephiskapheles. All ages

show. Tickets: ticketfly.com or 1-877-4-FLY-TIX. 8:30p.m.

Andrew Jeselnik CARNEGIE LIBRARY MUSIC HALL Munhall. 412-368-5225. All ages show. Tickets: carnegieconcerts.com. 7:30p.m.

The Steepwater Band HARD ROCK CAFE Station Square. 412-481-ROCK. With

special guests Johnny Miller and The Back Slidin Fools. Over 21 show. Tickets: ticketfly.com or 1-877-4-FLY-TIX. 10:30p.m.

AUGUST WILSON CENTER Downtown. Tickets: 888-8737723 or persadcenter.org. 6p.m.

SUNDAY 12

Pyschostick

Soundgarden

STAGE AE North Side. All ages show. Tickets: ticketmaster.com or 800-745-3000. Doors open at 6:30p.m.

TUESDAY 14 HARD ROCK CAFE Station Square. 412-481-ROCK. With special guests Shrouded in Neglect and Cylearian. Over 21 show. Tickets: ticketfly.com or 1-877-4-FLY-TIX. 8p.m.

DISCOVER THE DIFFERENCE AT GORDON SHOES

The Arizona is available in both Men’s and Women’s sizes in a wide range of colors! The Granada and Gizeh feature Women’s only styles.

at the Waterfront 108 WEST BRIDGE ST. 412-464-1007 ARIZONA

GRANADA

GIZEH

www.gordonshoes.com Facebook.com/GordonShoes

PITTSBURGH CITY PAPER 05.08/05.15.2013

LIGHT METAL {BY AL HOFF}

WHO DOESN’T LIKE A TWISTY CRIME CAPER WITH PRETTY PEOPLE?

In Iron Man 3, inventor and part-time superhero Tony Stark (Robert Downey Jr.) is still shaky from the events depicted in The Avengers. (I’m still a bit annoyed by the junk-fest that was Iron Man 2.) He’s self-medicating by tinkering with his Iron Man suits, but not for long! A dastardly villain known as the Mandarin (Ben Kingsley) blows up Stark’s homeslash-lab. This leaves Stark wandering in the wilds of Tennessee, gadget-less and forced to rely on his inner strengths. That’s the stated premise, anyhow, but Shane Black’s rock-’em-sock-’em flick finds plenty of loopholes for the display of gadgetry, special effects and assorted comic-bookstyle badassery.

EASTERN STORIES

Tony Stark (Robert Downey Jr.) takes a desk job.

Downey has fun playing a self-aware Stark, who gets that he’s a joke but still loves delivering it. Iron Man regulars (and Downey straightmen) Gwyneth Paltrow, Don Cheadle and Jon Favreau check in. There’s a second villain, played by the usually deliciously off-kilter Guy Pearce, but that performance falls oddly flat. Ironic perhaps, that in a film reputedly about substance over flash, Pearce’s brainiac bad guy gets wiped out by the Mandarin’s groovy costumes and TV-friendly antics. And so it goes, too, for lite Iron Man 3, which is chock-full of the sparkly stuff fans want: Stan Lee cameo, grand-finale battle with explosions and flying things, a wink-wink scene after the credits, and more laughs than ideas. In 3-D in select theaters A HOFF@ PGHC ITY PA PE R.CO M

It’s a wedding-centric rom-com starring a guy! Craig Robinson (The Office) busts into a family reunion to claim his bride, causing (hopefully) comic mayhem.

Peeples starts Fri., May 10.

Clockwise, from top left: Headshot, Valley of Saints, Nightmare and The Thieves

{BY AL HOFF}

ITTSBURGH’S SILK SCREEN Asian

American Film Festival returns for its eighth year. Beginning Sat., May 11, and running for nine days, the festival will present 31 ﬁlms, mostly recent features from the Far East and Southeast Asia, as well as the United States and the Middle East. The festival kicks off this Saturday with a number of screenings, including the opening feature, Midnight’s Children, Deepa Mehta’s adaptation of the award-winning Salman Rushdie novel (4:30 p.m. Regent Square; $20). Films screen at: Regent Square (1035 S. Braddock Ave., Edgewood); the Melwood Screening Room and Classroom (477 Melwood Ave., North Oakland); and the Carnegie Museum of Natural History’s Earth Theater (portal entrance, Oakland). Tickets for regular screenings are $10. For the complete schedule, and to

purchase tickets online, see www.silkscreenfestival.org. Below are reviews for some of the festival’s offerings. VALLEY OF SAINTS. Musa Syeed’s gentle dramedy takes place at Dal Lake, in Kashmir, where a young man named Gulzar operates a water taxi and dreams of leaving the troubled region. But an encounter with a visiting researcher, stranded at the lake during a week of curfew, causes Gulzar to reassess his place in the world. The ﬁlm is a rare chance to see this scenic area, home to colorful boats and lotus ﬂowers, but also imperiled by careless development and pollution. In Kashmiri, with subtitles. Noon, Sat., May 11, and 3 p.m. Sun., May 19. Carnegie NIGHTMARE. A young man is having nightmares and seeing ghosts, so he and his psychologist girlfriend journey to the

rural village of his childhood. Something bad happened there, and perhaps it’s repressed memories that are now trying to surface. Herman Yau’s psychological thriller owes a debt to such Freudian classics as Spellbound, but it’s more moody and existential: The harder one searches for the truth in memory, the more unknowable it can become. In Mandarin, with subtitles. 5:30 p.m. Sat., May 11, and 6 p.m. Fri., May 17. Melwood Classroom KEY OF LIFE. In this Japanese comedy (with a dash of romance and crime thriller added), a struggling actor assumes the identity of a sophisticated hitman after the latter suffers a bout of amnesia. Kenji Uchida’s ﬁlm has fun tweaking the concept of identity, and what it means to play roles in everyday life. The rather lazy actor has trouble selling himself as a gangster, while the meticulous CONTINUES ON PG. 40

N E W S

TA S T E

M U S I C

S C R E E N

A R T S

E V E N T S

C L A S S I F I E D S

EASTERN STORIES, ONTINUED FROM PG. 39

and organized hitman ﬁnds success as a cheesy actor. The switcheroo is further complicated by a lonely woman who falls for the hitman-turned-actor, and a crime syndicate angry about some unsettled business. In Japanese, with subtitles. 8 p.m. Sat., May 11, and 2 p.m. Fri., May 17. Melwood

FILM CAPSULES CP

= CITY PAPER APPROVED

NEW THE GREAT GATSBY. Baz Luhrman (Moulin Rouge) takes on F. Scott Fitzgerald’s story of Long Island’s Jazz Age striver — now in 3-D and with rap music. Leonardo DiCaprio, Carey Mulligan and Joel Edgerton star. In 3-D in select theaters. Starts Fri., May 10. STAR TREK INTO DARKNESS. Uh oh — somebody blew up the Enterprise! Kirk, Spock and the gang now must uncover and defeat the evil forces responsible. J.J. Abrams directs this scifi actioner. Starts Wed., May 15, in select IMAX theaters; everywhere else on Fri., May. 17.

REPERTORY ALIEN. Giger’s monster and set designs are still the most impressive aspect of Ridley Scott’s 1979 outer-space horror show. With only the barest of ’70s-style conspiracy subplots, the film is as lean and mean as its titular critter (though not nearly as slimy): Spaceship has monster on board; kill monster before it kills you. Scott engineers a series of differently calibrated scares, culminating in a cunningly contrived final confrontation with hero-by-default Sigourney Weaver. Still, the thin characterizations and thinner story wouldn’t amount to much without the dazzling design work. That’s especially true of Giger’s biologicalmechanical creature, a walking nightmare if there ever was one on film. 2 and 7 p.m. Wed., May 8. Cinemark Robinson and Pittsburgh Mills. (Bill O’Driscoll)

Key of Life

HEADSHOT. The existential trials of a cop-turned-hitman are examined in this non-linear film from Pen-Ek Ratanaruang. Through a series of flashbacks, we learn how he turned to killing (is evil an inherent human trait?), and watch as he struggles with the consequences, both spiritual (three times, he dons monk’s robes) and physical (a gunshot has turned his vision upside down). The film is slow — and occasionally confusing — with bursts of violence and plenty to meditate on. In Thai, with subtitles. 5:45 p.m. Sun., May 12, and 5:30 p.m. Fri., May 17. Melwood

To view the official festival line-up and schedule, and to purchase festival tickets, please visit silkscreenfestival.org

THE THIEVES. Choi Dong-hoon’s heist ﬁlm was a gigantic hit in South Korea, and who doesn’t like a twisty crime caper with a huge cast of pretty people, exotic locales and kicky stuntwork? Two criminal gangs join forces to rob a reputedly impenetrable casino in Macau, but the execution is imperiled by personal dramas (there’s love and hate among the crew), secret agendas, people pretending to be somebody else and plot twists galore. This Ocean’s Eleven-style feature is nothing but good fun for us, though. In Korean, with subtitles. 8:30 p.m. Tue., May 14, and 8:15 p.m. Fri., May 17. Regent Square AH O F F @ST E E L C IT YME DIA. C O M

PITTSBURGH CITY PAPER 05.08/05.15.2013

BREAKFAST AT TIFFANY’S. While largely beloved as an über-chic portrait of slack, Blake Edwards’ 1961 film is, at its heart, still Truman Capote’s simple tale of the rootless nature of America’s then-impending future. It stands the test of time not just as a retrokitsch masterpiece, but as a thoroughly current comment on America’s collision-course, bipolar culture, desperate to be at all the parties and to simultaneously dwell contently in that most elusive of American concepts: home. 7:30 p.m. Wed., May 8. AMC Loews. $5 (Justin Hopper)

ROBINSON INTERNATIONAL SHORT FILM COMPETITION. Independent filmmakers from around the world were invited by JFilm: The Pittsburgh Jewish Film Forum to submit a short film that contained “an essence of Jewishness” in theme, history or culture. Tonight, the five finalist films, from more than two dozen entries, will be screened, and cash prizes awarded. To be followed by a reception. 7:30 p.m. Wed., May 8. SouthSide Works. $10 ($5 students). www.JFilmPgh.org THE WORLD BEFORE HER. Nisha Pahuja’s new documentary tracks two teen-age Indian girls in training — one pursuing the Miss India crown and the other learning to be a warrior at a Hindu nationalist military-style camp. In English, and Hindi, with subtitles. 7 p.m. Thu., May 9, and 11 a.m. Sat., May 11. SouthSide Works MOMMIE DEAREST. What better way to show your mother you forgive her for ruining your childhood (or other minor complaints) than by treating her to this cinematic Grand Guignol of bad motherhood, on Mother’s Day? Faye Dunaway stars as actress Joan Crawford in Frank Perry’s 1981 bio-pic and latter-day camp classic, a lurid tale adapted from a memoir penned by Crawford’s daughter. 7:30 p.m. Thu., May 9 (with live comedy accompaniment from Fred & Will) and 4 p.m. Sun., May 12. Hollywood

Good Black Don’t Crack written by Rob Penny and directed by Vernell A. Lillie opens Thursday, May 9, 2013 and runs until Saturday, May 18, 2013.

The schedule for this historic run is: • Thursday & Friday 5/8 & 5/9 8 PM • Saturday 5/11 1 PM and 8 PM • Sunday 5/12 4 PM • Thursday 5/16 11 AM 8 PM • Friday & Saturday 5/16 & 5/17 8 PM • Saturday 5/18 8PM

“Birthday Girl,” by Sarah Kaili Chamizo at Film Kitchen CARRIE. This Brian DePalma adaptation of Stephen King’s twisted coming-of-age novel was a shocker upon its 1976 release. These days, we’re inured to bloody horror, but still riveting is Sissy Spacek’s portrayal of being the misunderstood and bullied high school weirdo who gets pushed past a breaking point. That never stops being painful. The Friday night show is the “Pigs Blood Prom,” and includes vendors and a performance by Venus in Furs; $10 at www. showclix.com. 8 p.m. Fri., May 10, and 9:15 p.m. Sat., May 11. Hollywood

The Fruit Hunters WE GOT NEXT. Game Changers Project is a national fellowship for emerging black filmmakers to produce short films about black men who are “game changers” in their communities. Tonight, the 12 short documentaries produced last year by the Pittsburgh chapter of GCP will screen. Among those profiled are: hip-hop artist Paradise Gray; Emmai Alaquiva, of Hip Hop on Lock; Manchester Craftsmen’s Guild’s Bill Strickland; and James Johnson, of the Afro-American Music Institute. Youth media workshops are 3-5 p.m.; filmmakers’ reception is 5-6 p.m.; and the film We Got Next screens at 6:30 p.m. Sat., May 11. KellyStrayhorn Theater, 5941 Penn Ave., East Liberty. www. kelly-strayhorn.org. Free IT’S A DISASTER. David Cross, Julia Stiles and America Ferrera head an ensemble cast in Todd Berger’s comedy about four couples at a dinner party who discovered they’re trapped together as the world ends. 4 and 7 p.m. Sat., May 11; and 7 p.m. Sun., May 12. Hollywood BYE BYE BIRDIE. George Sidney’s 1963 musical comedy takes its cues from Elvis’ induction into the Army and presents a similar but fictional pop star’s final stateside fling. Lucky teen Kim (Ann-Margaret) wins the chance to have Conrad Birdie (Jesse Pearson) croon his farewell song to her on The Ed Sullivan

N E W S

Show, ensuring much comic mayhem in her small town. Also featuring Dick Van Dyke, Janet Leigh and Maureen Stapleton, plus Paul Lynde, as Kim’s manic father. The film continues a month-long, Sundaynight series of classic comedies. 8 p.m. Sun., May 12. Regent Square

Regular ticket price: $20 each. Senior citizen, faculty, staﬀ and student discounts for all shows. Group rates are available Tickets can be purchased by cash, check or credit card: Kuntu Box Oﬃce each night of the performance half hour before the show.

FILM KITCHEN. This month’s screening for local and independent artists includes a showcase of strange and often provocative work from the group Pittsburgh Experimental Radical Video. PERV members frequently employ appropriated footage. Among the shorts previewed were Gena Salorino’s eerie “Ancient Alien Cutup”; Kyle Vannoy’s “Slasher,” featuring distressed images from a slasher flick, and “The Corey Feldman Story,” a bizarre and oddly poignant deconstruction of the 1980s child star; and Justin Crimone’s “Food for America,” a wickedly funny mashup of a vintage educational film and porno footage. (“It’s a lovely pot roast.”) Also featured from PERV is abstract work by Michael Maraden and shorts by Scott Whiteman and Stu Steiner. In addition, the May 14 Film Kitchen spotlights Sarah Kaili Chamizo, whose shorts range from the kandy-kolored comic narrative of “Birthday Girl” to experiments like “Gettin’ Balls to the Wall PRETTY” and “Aloha No — A Hawaii Mashup.” The latter cleverly digs past tourist imagery to face the history of colonialism on the islands. 8 p.m. Tue., May 14. Melwood Screening Room. $5. 412-681-9500 (BO)

Please join us for the last production of Kuntu’s 38 year history! KUNTU REPERTORY THEATRE Performance Location: Carnegie Library of Pittsburgh - Homewood Auditorium, 7101 Hamilton Avenue, Pittsburgh, PA 15208 PO Box 5247, Pittsburgh, PA 15206 www.kuntu.org • 412-559-7114 • kunturepertorytheatre@gmail.com THANK YOU FOR YOUR SUPPORT OVER THE YEARS.

HUGE SPRING SALE SAVINGS IN EVERY DEPARTMENT! Lingerie & much more

BLAZING SADDLES. OK, so cowboys and beans don’t mix, but Mel Brooks’ riotous send-up of Westerns, riddled with gleefully offensive jokes, holds together just fine. This 1974 laugh-fest stars Gene Wilder, Cleavon Little and the incomparable Madeline Kahn. 2 and 7 p.m. Wed., May 15. Cinemark Robinson and Pittsburgh Mills

Pittsburgh

LWEDNESDAY, ADIES NIGHT MAY 22, 7-9 PM

THE ’BURBS. Tom Hanks, Bruce Dern and Carrie Fisher star in Joe Dante’s 1989 comedy about a pair of suburban pals who wonder whether another neighbor might be a cannibal. 7:30 p.m. Wed., May 15. AMC Loews. $5

Refreshments f will be served

THE FRUIT HUNTERS. This new documentary from Yung Chang (Up the Yangtze) looks at man’s long and fruitful (sorry) relationship with nature’s sweet bounty. The film features actor and community activist Bill Pullman, as well as macro photography of various exotic fruits. Fruit Hunters will be preceded by a short film about mushrooms, and how they might hold the answers to current environmental problems. In English, and various languages, with subtitles. 7 p.m. Thu., May 16, and 11 a.m. Sat., May 18. SouthSide Works ANDY WARHOL FILMS. Selections from Warhol’s Factory Diaries series (1971-75) and other shorts screen. Ongoing. Free with museum admission. Andy Warhol Museum, North Side. www.warhol.org

TA S T E

M U S I C

SPEAKER

Dana Kirkpatrick, MS, NCC, LPC Relationship Expert and Certiﬁed Sex Therapist

FREE GIFT WITH PURCHASE 7775 McKnight Rd., Pittsburgh, PA 15237 I www.adamevepittsburgh.com I 412-548-3384

S C R E E N

A R T S

E V E N T S

C L A S S I F I E D S

[ARTS]

“SHE KNOWS THESE BUILDINGS HOUSE BY HOUSE AND BLOCK BY BLOCK.”

GROWING ART {BY BILL O’DRISCOLL}

{PHOTO COURTESY OF BILL HEBERT}

[BOOK REVIEW]

Continuum Dance Theater in action

Like most local artists, Sarah Parker isn’t part of a big, established organization. Her Continuum Dance Company doesn’t snag large grants or own its own building. The group largely depends on audience support and its own ingenuity. Local artists can survive that way, of course. But, says Parker, in Pittsburgh, “Art [has] seemed very imported sometimes.” Making food seem less imported was one motive behind the now-popular community-supported agriculture model created years ago by farms: Participants buy “shares” in small growers, who receive much-needed cash up front and in exchange supply shareholders with baskets of produce through the growing season. In 2010, St. Paul, Minn.’s Springboard for the Arts adapted the idea for artists; the notion spread. And starting this season, Pittsburgh alone has two distinct community-supported arts programs. CSA PGH (www.csapgh.com) is the brainchild of Casey Droege, an assistant professor at the Art Institute of Pittsburgh. Fifty shareholders will each pay $350. Each of six artists receives a $1,000 stipend to produce 50 identical pieces of art, whether photo, sculpture or CD. The artists include visual artist Kim Beck; multidisciplinary artist David Bernabo; conceptual artist Lenka Clayton; performance artist Alexi Morrissey; photographer Ed Panar; and sculptor Will Kofmehl. Within days of going on sale April 30, says Droege, the shares were all but sold out. The New Hazlett Theater’s CSA (www. newhazletttheater.org), meanwhile, is unusual nationally in spotlighting performance, says theater executive director Rene Conrad. She hopes to sell $100 shares to 300 shareholders who’ll get exclusive viewing rights to the premieres of six original performances (one every other month for a year starting in August). The performers (chosen from among 60 applicants) get $2,000 stipends, performance space and technical backup. They include: multimedia puppet-theater troupe Miniature Curiosa; the Eclectic Laboratory Chamber Orchestra; performance artist Dan Wilcox; choreographer Maree ReMalia; playwright/performer Kelli Stevens Kane; and Continuum. Continuum’s work-in-progress, Objects of Desire, is about “chasing the American Dream,” says Parker. It was inspired largely by feedback from area audiences who were asked, “Why do we do what we do? What do we want to get out of life?” While the CSA’s financial support is useful, Parker says, she is most excited to join this multi-genre program of local artists. She hopes it will foster Continuum’s own mission, too: planting the seeds for a more bountiful arts scene.

NORTH SIDE

STARS

{BY CHARLES ROSENBLUM}

HERE IS an abiding sense that the

North Side never gets its due. The recently created nonsensical label “North Shore” for part of the North Side only underscores that the marketing geniuses felt compelled to distance themselves from the traditional North Side. It wasn’t always this way. The North Side has an illustrious history, both as a part of Pittsburgh and in its earlier incarnation, until 1907, as an independent borough and then city of Allegheny. Allegheny City (University of Pittsburgh Press), a new book by Dan Rooney and Carol Peterson, tells this story on its own terms, rather than as the apologetic appendix to Pittsburgh that it often becomes elsewhere. Carol Peterson is a Lawrenceville-based architectural historian who specializes in house histories. Since moving to Pittsburgh three decades ago, she has written literally thousands of them, for private clients (you can get one for your house) while also buying and restoring a few small houses. After toiling in relative obscurity, she has recently appeared in a Rick Sebak documentary and wrote a feature on the back page of the Sun-

D R I S C OLL@ PGHC ITY PA PE R.CO M

PITTSBURGH CITY PAPER 05.08/05.15.2013

{PHOTO FROM LIBRARY OF CONGRESS PRINTS AND PHOTOGRAPHS DIVISION, WASHINGTON, D.C.}

The Market House, one of the city’s most iconic structures, was commissioned by the Allegheny government and built during the Civil War.

day Pittsburgh Post-Gazette, even before the notable media blitz for this book started. After 30 years, she is an overnight sensation. Rooney, president of the Pittsburgh Steelers and former U.S. Ambassador to Ireland, needs no introduction to most Pittsburghers. He is 81, and famously grew up on the North Side. This book came to fruition gradually. Rooney hired Peterson to write a history of his North Side home. He was sufﬁciently pleased with the work and intrigued by their conversations that he suggested that they collaborate on a book. He had already co-authored, with Andrew E. Masich and David F. Halaas, Dan Rooney: My 75 Years with the Pittsburgh Steelers and the NFL. At a recent reception for Allegheny City, Masich, president of the Heinz History Center, said: “Carol is the architectural historian. She knows these buildings

house by house and block by block. Mr. Rooney adds color commentary.” The book bears Peterson’s imprint in particular. We start not simply with the urban plan, by commonwealth surveyor David Redick, to place an urban grid of 36 blocks as the core of Allegheny. We also meet James Robinson, ferry operator, whose son was the settlement’s ﬁrst European-descended native, and whose brick house of 1803 was the ﬁrst structure in that material. The process of following the growth of Allegheny in settlers, plots and structures gives nuance to the early Scotch-Irish immigrants, their earliest dwellings, and the growth of their economy in cotton mills, tanneries and rope factories in the era before iron and steel. Soon, nearby Deutschtown swells with German, as well as Czech and Bohemian, immigrants. Some of the high points of this story are familiar, but this book invariably tells

them with historical precision and the humanistic nuance that comes from following common individuals, not simply captains of industry. We know there is preparation for the Civil War, but here we watch, store by store, as business-owners commit capacity to the war and send soldiers off to battle, only some of whom return. The late-19th-century profusion of millionaires in and around Ridge Avenue — up to 44 of them, with scores of others not far behind in wealth — is a familiar anecdote. Freshly told here is the humanized story of who the residents were, what family members lived with them, and how the generations passed, until the boarding house, community college or wrecking ball took over. And yet a chapter on the middle class of the 1870s through 1890s shows the social and architectural details of an urban fabric that still has some remains standing.

Co-authors Carol Peterson and Dan Rooney

In the 1950s, the North Side gets decimated by urban-renewal plans for supposed regeneration. Without remotely excusing those ill-conceived plans, this book explains that the North Side had already been hit very hard by the Depression and the ﬂoods of 1913 and 1936. It was rode hard and put away wet. The profusion of liquor, gambling and prostitution in numerous parts of town, again told here with detail and personality, did not help the area’s prosperity, or lack thereof. No history book is perfect. For all this volume’s attention to domestic architecture and important institutional and commercial structures, I wish it had more background about the curiously German Rundbogenstil appearance of the old Market Hall — or anything, really, about the old Exposition Building. And I wish that morerecent architectural and urban-design moves associated with the Steelers — such as the stadium and its neighboring transit lines and commercial development — reﬂected the full degree of informed thoughtfulness that comes through in these pages. The book ends with an exhortation to return to the greatness of Allegheny City. That effort might yet face some challenges. But the effort to write excellent histories of it is now well underway.

FIVE WOMEN WEARING THE SAME DRESS A COMEDY BY ALAN BALL. DIRECTED BY LORA OXENREITER

{BY BILL O’DRISCOLL} In some ways, it’s the story of a big guy — coal kingpin Don Blankenship and his Massey Energy — beating up on little guys with help from a rigged judiciary. But it’s also about two mismatched lawyers fighting for those little guys. And it’s about the big corporate law firm that backed them against an energy giant that on another day might well have been its client. The Price of Justice: A True Story of Greed and Corruption (Times Books) is the new book by acclaimed journalist Laurence Leamer. Leamer follows Pittsburgh attorneys Dave Fawcett and Bruce Stanley through a 14-year series of battles with Massey that began with a case that made it to the U.S. Supreme Court. In Caperton v. Masssey, the Court held that a West Virginia Supreme Court of Appeals judge whose campaign Blankenship bankrolled should have recused himself in the lower-court decision about a small coal company Massey drove into bankruptcy by reneging on a contract. But that case was just the tip of the iceberg in a story that came to include the deaths of 29 miners in 2010’s Upper Big Branch explosion. Leamer, author of a bestselling trilogy on the Kennedys, became fascinated with the Reed Smith lawyers battling Massey. In a phone interview from his home in Washington, D.C., Leamer describes Fawcett as a third-generation Pittsburgh lawyer, slow and methodical. Stanley, meanwhile, “is this short fat kid from rural West Virginia who grew up in a house without indoor plumbing. … He’s very impulsive. He’s often late.” Fawcett once won a $220 million settlement against Massey for WheelingPittsburgh Steel. Stanley represented two women whose husbands died in a Massey subsidiary mine. “He exposed the horrendous malfeasance of Massey in that mine,” says Leamer — including faked safety drills and defective ventilation systems. Leamer praises the two attorneys’ tenacity, but also the steadfast support of their employer: “Very few law firms in America would have done what Reed Smith has done here,” backing the attorneys all these years. After Upper Big Branch, Leamer says “Blankenship was driven into retreat and Massey was sold [to Alpha Natural Resources]. … Without [the lawyers], it wouldn’t have happened. “This is Reed Smith at its best. And it’s two Pittsburgh lawyers at their best.” After a federal investigation into Upper Big Branch, four former Massey executives have been successfully prosecuted. Blankenship, says Leamer, could be next.

TA S T E

1614 COURSIN ST. ST.

NOW – MAY 19, 2013

McKEESPORT

Friday & Saturday performances at 8:00pm. Sunday matinees at 2:00pm.

(412) 673-1100 For Reservations www.mckeesportlittletheater.com

TICKETS ARE $15.00, $15 00 $7.00 $7 00 FOR STUDENTS GROUP RATES AVAILABLE. HANDICAPPED ACCESSIBLE.

Opens May 23!

412-456-6666

GROUPS 412-325-1582

CLOCabaret.com

Evenings 7:30pm | Matinees 2:00pm

THE CABARET AT THEATER SQUARE IS A PROJECT OF THE PITTSBURGH CULTURAL TRUST

DRISCOLL@PGHCITYPAPER.COM

INFO@ PGHC ITY PAP ER.CO M

N E W S

PRESENTS...

STRONG SUIT

Laurence Leamer {PHOTO COURTESY OF VUKASIN BOSKOVIC}

{PETERSON PHOTO COURTESY OF MARK KNOBIL; ROONEY PHOTO COURTESY OF THE UNITED STATES EMBASSY}

MC KEESPORT LITTLE THEATER EATER

[BOOK]

M U S I C

S C R E E N

A R T S

E V E N T S

C L A S S I F I E D S

It’s 1702, a decade after The Crucible’s infamous seductress danced with the devil in Salem.

THE THRILLING NEXT CHAPTER OF A THEATRICAL LEGEND {PHOTO BY HEATHER MULL}

Linda Haston (left) and Adrienne Wehr in Without Ruth, at Off the Wall Productions

[PLAY REVIEWS]

WHAT ABOUT MOM? {BY TED HOOVER}

MAY 4-26, 2013

BY ROBERTO AGUIRRE-SACASA

DIRECTED BY TRACY BRIGDEN

From one of the writers of Marvel Comics, Glee, and Big Love

BUY YOUR TICKETS TODAY!

412.431.CITY [2489] CityTheatreCompany.org 44

PITTSBURGH CITY PAPER 05.08/05.15.2013

MEDIA SPONSOR

IF NOTHING else, you certainly get your money’s worth with Off the Wall Productions’ premiere of Virginia Wall Gruenert’s Without Ruth. It might be only 90 minutes long, but Gruenert has packed that hour-anda-half with not one, but two different plays. The focus is on the character of Linda, a Pittsburgh actress, and her mother, Ruth, a woman of incredible spirit suffering the ravages of dementia. Coincidentally enough, Linda is played by Pittsburgh actress Linda Haston … who also plays Ruth in monologues detailing her backstory and relationship with her daughter. These monologues, in fact, take up the bulk of the evening and prove to be the spine of Gruenert’s story. The other play inside this play concerns Norah, a social-service worker who helps Linda navigate the health-care system. Norah, as it happens, also has a seriously ill elderly mother, and the stress of listening to other people’s problems while working through her own is a bur-

den she shares only with a childhood friend, Abby. This second play, if perhaps a bit Lifetime Channel-ish, is a tidy, polished little drama, well written by Gruenert and featuring detailed and moving performances by Adrienne Wehr, as Norah, and Diana Ifft, as Abby. But there isn’t a moment it’s not getting in the way of the ﬁrst play.

WITHOUT RUTH continues through May 18. Off the Wall Productions, 25 W. Main St., Carnegie. $5-35. 888-718-4253 or www.insideoffthewall.com

To be clear: This is not a question of differing quality. But the very linear, TV-episode feel of the Norah play inhabits a different universe than the more theatrical, theatrically savvy and intensely personal Linda/Ruth story. Director F.J. Hartland certainly knows how to get strong performances from his actresses; he and Haston make Ruth a wonderfully full-bodied character. But Hartland’s blocking seems a bit off, and I’m not sure what’s up with the onstage musician who occasionally, but not consistently or logically, breaks into a number.

THE LINEAR FEEL OF THE SECOND NARRATIVE INHABITS A DIFFERENT UNIVERSE THAN THE MORE THEATRICAL MAIN STORY.

I think somewhere down the developmental road, Gruenert â&#x20AC;&#x201D; a very smart writer â&#x20AC;&#x201D; is going to realize that Without Ruth is really just Ruthâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s story, and sheâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;ll ruthlessly (sorry) get rid of everything standing between the character and the audience. Itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s really what this play wants to be. INFO@ PGHC ITY PAP ER.CO M

FROCK YOU {BY MICHELLE PILECKI} GIVEN THE success of the 2011 ďŹ lm

Bridesmaids, itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s not surprising that McKeesport Little Theater would unearth the 20-year-old Five Women Wearing the Same Dress. This 1993 comedy-drama about misbehaving bridesmaids is an early work by writer Alan Ball, who went on to award-winning success in television (Six Feet Under) and cinema (American Beauty). A bit of a character-driven mishmash, Five Women represents a bold choice with challenges for director Lora Oxenreiter.

FIVE WOMEN WEARING THE SAME DRESS continues through May 19. McKeesport Little Theater, 1614 Coursin St., McKeesport. $7-15. 412-673-1100 or www.mckeesportlittletheater.com

little sister/bridesmaid Meredith (lovely Elizabeth Pegg) while she progressively spazzes out. Sharing champagne and stories are the childhood but deďŹ nitely ex-friends of the unseen bride, Trisha (Megan Elizabeth May-Mitchell) and Georgeanne (April May Ohms, whose spirited performance is damaged by distractingly bad hairpieces). Elizabeth Glyptis adds a charming note of naivetĂŠ as the ugly duckling/ swan Frances, and Lisa Bompiani-Smith brings spice and sympathy as the groomâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s sister. Then, as they say, hilarity ensues, along with rollercoaster emotions and intimate woes. The costumes by Darlene Gavron are indeed magniďŹ cently awful, a five-times-unbecoming poufy ensemble of discoera peach that almost but not quite avoids clashing with the pinkish hues of the set. Set designer TJ Firneno whipped up quite a stunner with the help of Susan Wardezak and painters Jacob Wadswoth, Rose-Lorene Miller and Dorothy Fallows. For those of us who are contemporaries of the characters, Five Women trips down memory lane with uncomfortable recollections and reassuring chuckles.

How the â&#x20AC;&#x153;theâ&#x20AC;? got lost in the translation to the 1982 musical, who knows? But the comedy has grown into a legend. You know the story. Boy meets girl. Boy meets plant. Trouble ensues. Humanity ends. Book and lyrics by Howard Ashman, music by Alan Menken. Little Lake Theatre Co.â&#x20AC;&#x2122;s production, directed by Art DeConciliis, is occasionally wobbly, with uneven sound quality. But this is quibbling about an enjoyable evening of ďŹ&#x201A;uff and tunes. And, most memorably, Laura Barletta. She does not merely portray the ditsy ďŹ&#x201A;owershop assistant. She is Audrey. Perhaps she was genetically engineered? Cross-bred like an exotic plant herself? (OK, give credit to DeConciliis and costume-designer Carol Lauck for helping Barletta, whoâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s also â&#x20AC;&#x201D; no surprise â&#x20AC;&#x201D; the showâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s choreographer, create the perfect Audrey). Keeping pace with Barletta are Nick Bell as the nebbish Seymour and the body (Kevin Hinnebusch) and mesmerizingly bluesy voice (E. Skip Napier) of

A CHARACTERDRIVEN MISHMASH, FIVE WOMEN REPRESENTS A BOLD CHOICE FOR THE TROUPE.

Audrey II. Joey Frollo stretches in two roles, better as a trendezoid promoter than the hard-to-hear sadistic dentist. Courtney Harkins, Haley Koontz Donohue and Joyce Hinnebusch sound ďŹ ne as the backup singers, but are a bit jarring when jiving (i.e., white actors playing black characters). Completing the cast are Thomas Kurt Fuchel Sr. as the ďŹ&#x201A;orist Mushnik, and Anna Gergerich and Jeff Johnston in a variety of roles.

LITTLE SHOP OF HORRORS continues through May 18. Little Lake Theatre, 500 Lakeside Drive (off Route 19), North Strabane. $12-20. 724-745-6300 or www.littlelake.org

Musical director Brian Buckley leads the satisfying accompanists Andrew Gala, Justin Winslow and Rob Fitchett (the latter also the companyâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s managing director). The production staff has done another good job: resident designer Martha Bell, properties manager Leigh Ann Frohnapfel, technical director Michael Hornak and stage manager Sydney Dydiw. Have fun. See Audrey. I N F O@ P G H C I T Y PA P E R. C OM

Tickets Available at:

www.Balafon.org

I N F O @PGH C IT YPAPE R . C O M

The setting is the 1980s, when the irresistible force of the Boomersâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; sexual revolution met the immovable object of AIDS, the scariest (but not only) new strain of STD. And besides the lusty tales of varying graphicness and regular fbombs, the script seriously disrespects religiosity of the Christian variety â&#x20AC;&#x201D; serendipitously a hot topic in town lately. The ladies of the wedding party donâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t particularly like the bride, so they tend to hover around the luxe bedroom of

(412) 204-7068

FLOWER POWER

Fri. May 17 & Sat. May 18

{BY MICHELLE PILECKI}

Dance & Drum Workshops I African Market

WHOEVER WOULD have pegged a man-

eating plant as a theater warhorse? Little Shop of Horrors has been charming audiences for decades in various guises, beginning with the original 1960 Roger Corman ďŹ lm, The Little Shop of Horrors.

PITTSBURGH OBAMA (Formerly Peabody) Show Pass $60: Any 5 workshops plus concert ticket! All Workshops $5 Students I $10 regular

Performances

KELLY STRAYHORN THEATER Childrenâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s MatinĂŠe Performance I May 17, 10am I pay-what-you-can Concert Performance I May 18, 8pm I $15 advance I $25 door

Black River Conference is sponsored by The Pittsburgh Foundation and The Heinz Endowment and City Paper. The presentation of Black River Conference Concert Performance is made possible by support from the Kelly Strayhorn Theater.

(with ID)

:<(3 DQG 7KH 3LWWVEXUJK &XOWXUDO 7UXVW

Monday, May 20

SUHVHQW

SP Ă&#x152; %\KDP 7KHDWHU ZLWK VSHFLDO JXHVW

%,// '($6< ER[ RIILFH DW WKHDWHU VTXDUH Ă&#x152; 7UXVW$5WV RUJ

N E W S

TA S T E

M U S I C

S C R E E N

A R T S

E V E N T S

C L A S S I F I E D S

FOR THE WEEK OF

05.0905.16.13

FOR INFORMATION ON HOW TO SUBMIT LISTINGS AND PRESS RELEASES, CALL 412.316.3342 X161.

+ FRI., MAY 10

MAY 16

[ART]

Nathaniel Philbrick

{PHOTO COURTESY OF ELLEN WARNER}

The headline on the Facebook alert read “Possible Opening Reception!” But rest assured, the exhibit Possible is actually happening. It’s a group show for artists “using traditional materials in nontraditional ways and using nontraditional materials to create something truly magical.” Think Judith Klausner’s mold embroidered on toast (pictured) or crosssectioned drinking straws contoured into abstract sculpture. The limited-run exhibit, at Unsmoke Artspace was conceived by Natalie Grandinetti and Staci Offutt. The opening reception is tonight. BO 6-9 p.m. Exhibit continues through Mon., May 13. 1137 Braddock Ave., Braddock. Free. www.unsmokeartspace.com

+ THU., MAY 09 [TALK] Forget quick fixes and halfmeasures; David Orr wants “Full Spectrum Sustainability.” That means that individuals, governments, businesses and other institutions and organizations team up to remake our systems for energy, water, food and economic development so they’re environmentally sustainable and healthy for everyone. The longtime environmental advocate and Oberlin College professor is leading just such an initiative: the Oberlin Project, designed to eliminate carbon emissions while improving everyone’s quality of life. Hear Orr talk about “Ecodistrict planning” and other ways to redesign our communities tonight at the Inspire Speakers Series, at Phipps Conservatory, sponsored by Phipps and the Green Building Alliance. Bill O’Driscoll 5:30-8:30 p.m. Schenley Drive, Oakland. $25-45. www.go-gba.org

[OUTDOORS] Instead of the usual rush-hour grind, Kayak Pittsburgh offers

PITTSBURGH CITY PAPER 05.08/05.15.2013

the quiet, flat waters of the Allegheny River through its Happy Hour Paddle. This moderately paced paddle will take visitors on the water for an hour-long guided tour, offering an often-overlooked view of the city. After tonight’s paddle, guests are encouraged to come to SoHo, near PNC Park, for a round of drinks and appetizers. Beginner instruction not included; the minimum age is 21. Jeff Ihaza 5:45 p.m. Meet beneath the Clemente Bridge, North Side. $20. www.ventureoutdoors.org

MAY 11 Anthony Jeselnik

[DANCE] The next two weekends are your prime chance to see ballet stars of tomorrow in action, courtesy of the Pittsburgh Ballet Theatre School. This weekend’s Spring Performance, at the August Wilson Center, features nearly 200 students performing a range of classical and contemporary works, including David Lichine’s festive “Graduation Ball” and a piece by August Wilson Center Dance Ensemble dancer James Washington. And in the May 17-19 Pre-Professional Showcase, at Point Park

sp otlight Five featured acts and one giant, walk-in artwork are the signatures of the 27th annual Pittsburgh International Children’s Festival. This five-day offering from the Pittsburgh Cultural Trust’s Pittsburgh International Children’s Theater takes place in Oakland, with ticketed shows in University of Pittsburgh theaters and free outdoor activities and local performers on and near Schenley Plaza. (See website for showtimes.) The visiting acts include Australia’s Erth Visual & Physical Inc., whose interactive puppet dinosaurs star in Dinosaur Zoo. Storyteller Charlotte Blake Alston delivers animal-based stories in African Pourquoi Tales. The U.K.’s Lyngo Theatre stages “Egg and Spoon,” a multimedia celebration of nature. From Ireland, there’s “The Girl Who Forgot to Sing Badly,” a comic travel adventure about a girl who’s never on key. Meanwhile, back from last year’s fest are Aga-Boom (pictured), theatrical clowns with Russian roots. Finally, it’ll be hard to miss the third festival installation running from the U.K.’s Architects of the Air. “Exxopolis” is a temporary structure on Schenley Plaza, three stories tall and as big as half a soccer field. Step inside to fully appreciate its domes and the stained-glass effects of light on its translucent walls. Bill O’Driscoll Wed., May 15-Sun., May 19. Pitt campus and Schenley Plaza, Oakland. $8 (free for ages 2 and under). 412-456-6666 or www.PghKids.org

University, the international roster of students ages 14-22 reprises this weekend’s program, plus a new all-male work created by PBT faculty member Andre Reyes. BO Spring Performance: 7 p.m. Also 7 p.m. Sat., May 11 (980 Liberty Ave., Downtown; $16.75-28.75;

BO 7-9 p.m. Exhibit continues through June 17. 2100 Mary St., South Side. 412-381-7767

[COMEDY] “I like getting senior discounted movie tickets, but I like to ask for them,” quips Kate Clinton. The proudly political lesbian

[STAGE] Sharon Creech’s 1994 novel Walk Two Moons won the famed Newberry Medal for children’s literature. Now the story of 13-year-old Salamanca Tree Hiddle, taking a crosscountry trip with her grandparents to find her mysteri-

MAY 10

Unsmoke

isn’t for everyone. Some might prefer a brisk, if less exhausting, saunter through town. Today, the Pittsburgh Cultural Trust hosts a six-hour drawing marathon in which guests are invited to draw what they see throughout Downtown’s Cultural District. Attendees must bring their own art supplies, sketchbook and lunch. Artist and illustrator Rick Antolic will be on hand at each scheduled location to assist with sketches and coach artists through this art-making marathon. Children must be accompanied by an adult. JI 10 a.m.-4 p.m. Downtown. Free. 412-471-6079 or www.trustarts.culturaldistrict.org

better with Mothers’ Day than flowers? Jennings is part of the state-park system. BO 2 p.m. 2951 Prospect Road, Slippery Rock. Free. 724-794-6011 or jenningssp@pa.gov

and a book-signing are free, but registration is required. BO 6 p.m. Carnegie Library Lecture Hall, 4400 Forbes Ave., Oakland. Free. 412-622-8866 or www.pittsburghlectures.org

+ THU., MAY 16

[WORDS]

[WORDS] It’s always nice to welcome back Nathaniel Philbrick, the Pittsburgh native who’s written such critically acclaimed works of American history as In the Heart of the Sea and The Last Stand. Philbrick’s latest is

Writer and poet Jasmine Dream Wagner won the 2012 Ahsahta Press Chapbook contest for her most recent book of poems, Rewilding. Her earlier Listening for Earthquakes won local publisher Caketrain Press’ chapbook contest and was published last year. Wagner,

[COMEDY]

Art by Judith Klausner

412-456-6666). Pre-Professional Showcase: May 17-19 (Point Park campus, Downtown; $20; 412-281-0360). www.pbt.org

[ART] The South Side’s Brew House opens its first 2013 Featured Artist Exhibition. The show is Edith Abeyta’s Botanizing the Asphalt, a site-specific work that engages in psychogeography, that newly named practice of playfully interacting with urban environments. Two-dimensional wall work, T-shirts and three-dimensional installations combine with flyers designed by local artists. There’s a reception tonight.

N E W S

comic jokes about working through eight presidential inaugurals over 31 years. But she doesn’t seem to be slowing down much — touring nationally, writing op-eds and books, vlogging, guesting on chat shows and more. Teaming silly faces with sharp-witted, slyly worded commentary, Clinton is “brilliantly, elegantly funny about everything that terrifies us,” says no less than Tony Kushner. Clinton’s SIS-BOOMBAH tour’s got one night in Pittsburgh, and it’s tonight at Cruze Bar. BO 8 p.m. 1600 Smallman St., Strip District. $25-50. 412-471-1400 or www. facebook.com/cruzebar

TA S T E

ously missing mother, is reborn as a play. Adapted by Tom Arvetis, it makes its Pittsburgh premiere courtesy of Prime Stage Theatre. The show’s 10-day run begins tonight at the New Hazlett Theater. Saturday’s performance includes the opening-night reception. BO 8 p.m. Continues through May 19. 6 Allegheny Square East, North Side. $10-35. 724-773-0700 or www.primestage.com

+ SAT., MAY 11 [ART] Running a whole marathon

M U S I C

Anthony Jeselnik looks for intelligence in women because “if she doesn’t have that, then she’s mine.” The offbeat and often slyly rebarbative comic, who hosts the new Comedy Central show The Jeselnik Offensive, makes a return to his hometown tonight at Carnegie Music Hall of Homestead. Tonight’s performance will also feature special guests of Jeselnik, an Upper St. Clair native whose routines are often collaborative. JI 6:30 p.m. 510 E. 10th Ave., Homestead. $25-28. 412-368-5225

MAY 10 Kate Clinton

+ SUN., MAY 12 [OUTDOORS] The spring bloom is fleeting. So today might be your best chance to fully appreciate the season florally, at Jennings Environmental Education Center’s Spring Wildflower Walk. The guided 90-minute walk covers the flowers’ folklore and uses — as food and medicine — by both Native Americans and early European settlers. Besides, what goes

S C R E E N

A R T S

Bunker Hill: A City, a Siege, a Revolution, an excavation of that iconic Revolutionary War battle notable for its focus on Dr. Joseph Warren, a key revolutionary leader who died in the battle. Philbrick speaks in Oakland tonight as part of Pittsburgh Arts & Lecture’s Writers LIVE series. The talk

E V E N T S

who teaches creative writing at Western Connecticut State University, reads tonight at The New Yinzer Reading Series. She’s joined at ModernFormations Gallery by local writers Alicia Salvadeo and T.C. Jones. JI 8 p.m. 4919 Penn Ave., Garfield. $5. www. tnypresents.blogspot.com

C L A S S I F I E D S

{ALL LISTINGS MUST BE SUBMITTED BY 9 A.M. FRIDAY PRIOR TO PUBLICATION}

TO SUBMIT A LISTING: HTTP://HAPPENINGS.PGHCITYPAPER.COM 412.316.3388 (FAX) + 412.316.3342 X161 (PHONE)

THEATER 9 TO 5: THE MUSICAL. 3 female

OFFIC OF THE P IAL DJ ITTS CELEBRAT BURGH ION!

PROUD PARTNER

www.pittsburghdjcompany.com itt b hdj

coworkers concoct a plan to get even w/ their sexist boss. FriSun. Thru May 12. New Castle Playhouse, New Castle. 724-657-3969. ABIGAIL/1702. The story of The Crucible’s Abigail Williams, 10 years later. Tue-Sun. Thru May 26. City Theatre, South Side. 412-431-2489. CLYBOURNE PARK. A look at the house & neighborhood from A Raisin in the Sun in 1959 & 2009. Presented by Pittsburgh Public Theater. Tue-Sun. Thru May 19. O’Reilly Theater, Downtown. 412-316-1600. THE CRUCIBLE. Fri, Sat. Thru May 18. Comtra Theatre, Cranberry. 724-591-8727. DANI GIRL. Story of a young girl who turns a battle w/leukemia into a fantastical adventure. Presented by Stage 62. Thu-Sun. Thru May 19. Andrew Carnegie Free Library Music Hall, Carnegie. 412-429-6262. DEATH WINS THE PRIZE. Murder mystery dinner theater. Presented

by Pohl Productions. Fri, Sat and Sun., May 19. Thru May 18. Crowne Plaza Hotel, Bethel Park. 724-746-1178. FIVE WOMEN WEARING THE SAME DRESS. Five bridesmaids come to realize, that they, despite their differences, have more in common w/ each other than they do w/ the bride. Fri-Sun. Thru May 19. McKeesport Little Theater, McKeesport. 412-673-1100. THE FOX ON THE FAIRWAY. A comedy by Ken Ludwig. Presented by Stage Right. Thu-Sat. Thru May 11. Boyd Community Center, O’Hara. 412-228-0566. THE FOX ON THE FAIRWAY. A comedy by Ken Ludwig. May 10-18. Butler Little Theatre, Butler. 724-287-6781. A GRAND NIGHT W/ OUR STARS. Performances by Mon River Arts actors from productions of Into the Woods, Oklahoma!, Godspell, Gilligan’s Island the Musical, Annie, more. Sat., May 11, 6:30 p.m. Grand Theatre, Elizabeth. 412-384-0504.

Pizza & Beer Night tuesdays $15 large pizza & pitcher domestic beer FREE POOL all night

Wind Up wednesdays

$2 Miller Lite Drafts til 12am FREE POOL all night ½ off Select Appetizers 9-11pm

Thirsty thursdays

$7 Yuengling Pitchers til 12am Karaoke 9:30-1:30am

Happy Hour 6-8pm

Tues-Fri

Tickets on Sale NOW www.brownpapertickets.com

05.19 Latrice Royale Anti-Bullying Benefit 06.14 Jujubee Loud & Proud Show Now Booking Events, Parties & more Open 7 days a week for special events contact cattivo44@comcast.net

146 44th Street Lawrenceville PA 15201 412.687.2157 www.cattivo.biz Open Tues-Sat 4-2am Check our website & Facebook page for more events

{BY ERIC LIDJI}

JACQUES BREL IS ALIVE & SUITE SURRENDER. A Farce by Michael Mckeever. Thu-Sun. Thru WELL & LIVING IN PARIS. May 11. South Park Theatre, Bethel Thu-Sat and Sun. Thru May 12. Park. 412-831-8552. The Theatre Factory, Trafford. WALK TWO MOONS. Play 412-374-9200. based on the book by Sharon LITTLE SHOP OF HORRORS. Creech. Presented by Prime Stage A musical about a man-eating Theatre. Fri-Sun. Thru May 19. houseplant, a nerdy floral shop New Hazlett Theater, North Side. clerk, & a sweetheart in love 412-622-3114. with her bad boy dentist. WITHOUT RUTH. Based on the Thu-Sat. Thru May 18. Little life of Ruth Haston, a Lake Theatre, Canonsburg. longtime resident of the 724-745-6300. Hill Distict, & inspired MA NOAH. Rebecca by the diaries of her Pratt, a single mother daughter, Linda. of four, struggles Thu-Sat. Thru May 18. www. per to keep her a p Off the Wall Theater, pghcitym family intact in the face .co Carnegie. 724-873-3576. of drugs, pregnancy & unemployment. She must draw upon all her reserves of hope & courage in her fight to save her children’s souls. ThuTHE BIG PAULIE PUMP SHOW. Sun. Thru May 12. Pittsburgh 9 p.m. Firehouse Restaurant & Playwrights Theatre, Downtown. Lounge, Pitcairn. 412-373-4636. A RAISIN IN THE SUN. Play COMEDY OPEN MIC. 9 p.m. by Lorraine Hansberry. Part of Hambone’s, Lawrenceville. the In the Raw Festival. Mon., 412-681-4318. May 13, 7 p.m. Bricolage, Downtown. 412-471-0999.

FULL LIST ONLINE

COMEDY

THU 09

FRI 10

PUBLICNOTICES P U BL I C NOT ICE S @P GH C IT YPAPE R . C O M

Weddings, Nightclubs, Proms, Corporate Events... We’ll do our part to make it perfect.

MIDSEASON REPLACEMENT: AN IMPROVISED SITCOM. Fri, 8 p.m. Thru May 31 Steel City Improv Theater, Shadyside. 412-404-2695. PITTSBURGH COMEDY SHOWCASE W/ MIKE WYSOCKI. Fri, 9 p.m. Corner Cafe, South Side. 412-488-2995. PLAYER ONE IMPROV W/ BOB RUMBA. 8 & 10 p.m. Arcade Comedy Theater, Downtown. 412-339-0608.

FRI 10 - SUN 12 JEREMY HOTZ. May 10-12, The Improv, Homestead. 412-462-5233

SAT 11 THE AMISH MONKEYS. Improv sketch comedy feat. keyboardist Brian Buckley. 8 p.m. Gemini Theater, Point Breeze. 412-243-5201. ANTHONY JESELNIK. 6:30 p.m. Carnegie Library Of Homestead Music Hall, Munhall. 412-368-5225. THE DEATH SHOW: AN IMPROVISED FUNERAL. 9 p.m. Steel City Improv Theater, Shadyside. 412-805-2130. NO PLACE LIKE HOME: COMEDY CABARET INSPIRED BY WIZARD OF OZ. 8 p.m. Arcade Comedy Theater, Downtown. 412-339-0608.

MON 13 TOTALLY FREE MONDAYS. Mon, 8 p.m. Steel City Improv Theater, Shadyside. 412-404-2695. CONTINUES ON PG. 50

PITTSBURGH CITY PAPER 05.08/05.15.2013

STAGE & STEEL PRODUCTIONS

ROBIN HOOD OOD

DOG O IEN POWAT OP

MAY 17, 18, 24, 25

DINNER THEATER

& . 1 AM M T A S .D WE TUES. 12 A SUN.-

FRIDAY MAY 17th FRIDAY MAY 24th Show 7:30pm TICKETS:

ERS E B T F A R 40 C N TAP! O

$25 General $20 Student/Senior $10 Kids 12 & Under

Reservation only! STAGEANDSTEEL.COM 412-480-4758

ENS FOR E R C G S I B 8 ES PENS GAM

REGULAR SHOW SATURDAY MAY 18th SATURDAY MAY 25th

24th & E. Carson Street “In The South Side”

Show 8:00pm TICKETS:

412.390.1111

VISUAL

$12 General $10 Student/Senior $5 Kids 12 & Under

100 Adams Shoppes “New Mars Location”

ART

724-553-5212

St. PETER & St. PAUL HALL 220 MANSFIELD BLVD CARNEGIE, PA 15106

doublewidegrill.com

“Seeds” by Laura Tabakman, from Alabaster Blast at Fe Gallery

NEW THIS WEEK BE GALLERIES. The Latest Works. Work by Vivian Fliegel. Opening reception: May 11, 5-8 p.m. Lawrenceville. 412-687-2606. BLUE OLIVE GALLERIES. Original Belgian Botanical Illustrations. Bruxelles 1828 Hand Colored Lithography, presented by J. & K. Willison. Opens May 13. Frazier. 724-275-7001. FUTURE TENANT. Live, Waste, Live. Window exhibit by Marie Barcic feat. printed & stenciled full body portraits of Pittsburghers grown from compost. Opening May 10. Downtown. 412-325-7037. NORTH HILLS ART CENTER. Regional Multi-Media Art Show. Juried art show feat. amateur & professional artists. Opening reception: May 11, 7-9 p.m. Ross. 412-364-3622. PANZA GALLERY. Significant & Sublime: The Critical Role of Art Teachers in Public Education. Feat. work of 23 Pittsburgh-area public school teachers. Opening reception: May 11, 6-9 p.m. Millvale. 412-821-0959.

ONGOING 28 WEST SECOND GALLERY

& STUDIO SPACE. The Female Construction. Annual Women Exhibition feat. Suzanne Andrews, Ruthanne Bauerle, Meghan Edge, Lora Finelli, Harriete Meriwether, Roberta Myers, Rebecca Perry-Soike, Sam Thorpe & Michelle Urbanek. Greensburg. 724-205-9033. 3RD STREET GALLERY. Waterworks 2013. Pittsburgh Water Color Society. Carnegie. 412-276-5233. 707 PENN GALLERY. Adult Arcade. New works by Marc Burgess. Downtown. 412-325-7017. 709 PENN GALLERY. In Cast of Characters. Curators Vicky Clark & Cindy Lisica bring together 6 diverse artists to question the nature of our everyday existence & our relationship to larger-than-life heroes & gods. Downtown. 412-471-6070. ANDY WARHOL MUSEUM. I Just Want to Watch: Warhol’s Film, Video and Television. Long-term exhibition of Warhol’s film & video work. Permanent collection. Artwork and artifacts by the famed Pop Artist. North Side. 412-237-8300. AUGUST WILSON CENTER FOR AFRICAN AMERICAN CULTURE. SOLO Exhibits. Work

by Leslie Ansley, Jo-Anne Bates & Tina Brewer. Downtown. 412-258-2700. BARCO LAW BUILDING. The Art of Japanese Noh Drama Tsukioka Kogyo, 1869-1927. Japanese woodblock prints from the collection on Richard & Mae Smethurst. Oakland. 412-648-1490. BIDDLE’S ESCAPE. Painters of le Poire. Feat. work from artists at le Poire Studio & Gallery. Regent Square. 412-999-9009. BLUE OLIVE GALLERIES. All Local Artists. Muli media, pottery, woods & jewelry. Frazier. 724-275-7001. BOULEVARD GALLERY. Travels Behind the Lens. Work by Mary Beth Kratsas, Aldrich Jenkins, & Ted Scanga. Verona. 412-828-1031. CARNEGIE MUSEUM OF ART. Oh Snap! Your Take on Our Photographs. Collaborative project feat. visitor-submitted photos responding to recent additions in the museum’s photography collection. Associated Artists of Pittsburgh Annual Exhibition. The 102nd show from the oldest continuously exhibiting visual arts organization in the country. Japan is the Key: Collecting CONTINUES ON PG. 51

N E W S

TA S T E

M U S I C

S C R E E N

A R T S

E V E N T S

C L A S S I F I E D S

BIG LIST, CONTINUED FROM PG. 48

TUE 14 OPEN MIC STAND UP COMEDY NITE. Hosted by Derek Minto & John Pridmore. Tue, 9:30 p.m. Smiling Moose, South Side. 412-612-4030.

EVERYONE IS A CRITIC

WED 15 JOKEE OAKEE. Comedy open stage hosted by Tonnochi:B. Wed Younger’s, North Side. 412-452-3267. STAND-UP COMEDY OPEN MIC. Wed, 8 p.m. The BeerHive, Strip District. 412-904-4502.

EXHIBITS ALLEGHENY-KISKI VALLEY

EVENT: Pittsburgh Opera’s La

Cenerentola at the Benedum Center, Downtown CRITIC: Leah Peker, 22, an artisan from Lawrenceville WHEN: Sun.,

May 5

HERITAGE MUSEUM. Military artifacts and exhibits on the Going to the opera is something of a tradition for me and Allegheny Valley’s industrial my family, and today was an especially perfect day for it: heritage. Tarentum. 724-224-7666. The marathon just finished and the weather is fantastic — AMERICAN JEWISH MUSEUM. A Stitch in Jewish Time: Provocative not to mention it’s Cinco de Mayo! The performance itself Textiles. Group exhibition feat. was great; the woman who played Angelina had the most contemporary artists from the beautiful voice, and the story was so timeless that I was United States & abroad. Opens engaged enough by the performances that I didn’t really May 14. Squirrel Hill. 412-521-8010. need the English subtitles, even though I don’t know a word AUGUST WILSON CENTER FOR of Italian. For a beautiful day like today, Downtown at the AFRICAN AMERICAN CULTURE. opera is the best place to be. Pittsburgh: Reclaim, Renew, Remix. Feat. imagery, film & oral history BY JEFF IHAZA narratives to explore communities, cultures, & innovations. Downtown. 412-258-2700. of Pittsburgh’s immigrant past. Frank Lloyd Wright house. BAYERNHOF MUSEUM. Large University of Pittsburgh. Oakland. Ohiopyle. 724-329-8501. collection of automatic roll-played 412-624-6000. FIRST PRESBYTERIAN CHURCH. musical instruments and music OLD ST. LUKE’S. Pioneer church Tours of 13 Tiffany stained-glass boxes in a mansion setting. features 1823 pipe organ, windows. Downtown. 412-471-3436. Call for appointment. O’Hara. Revolutionary War graves. Scott. FRICK ART & HISTORICAL 412-782-4231. 412-851-9212. CENTER. Ongoing: tours of CARNEGIE MUSEUM OF ART. PENNSYLVANIA TROLLEY Clayton, the Frick estate, with 20/20: Celebrating Two Decades MUSEUM. Trolley rides and classes, car & carriage museum. of the Heinz Architectural Center. exhibits. Includes displays, walking Point Breeze. 412-371-0600. Feat. timeline highlighting tours, gift shop, picnic area and HARTWOOD ACRES. Tour this important exhibitions & events, a Trolley Theatre. Washington. Tudor mansion and stable display of 20 objects from the 724-228-9256. complex, and enjoy hikes collection selected by current PHIPPS CONSERVATORY & and outdoor activities in the or past curatorial staff, more. BOTANICAL GARDEN. Butterfly surrounding park. Allison Park. Oakland. 412-622-3131. Forest. Watch butterflies 412-767-9200. CARNEGIE MUSEUM OF emerge from their chrysalises to KENTUCK KNOB. Tour the other NATURAL HISTORY. flutter among tropical blooms. Frank Lloyd Wright house. Chalk Empowering Women: Artisan Summer Flower Show. Glass art Hill. 724-329-8501. Cooperatives that Transform surrounded by colorful blooms. KERR MEMORIAL MUSEUM. Communities. Folk art objects Feat. work by Daviea Davis, Tours of a restored 19th-century, illustrating the power of Jason Forck, Steven Sadvary, middle-class home. Oakmont. women working together Lisa Platt, more. 14 indoor rooms 412-826-9295. to provide for their families, & 3 outdoor gardens feature LAWRENCE HALL educate their children, exotic plants and floral displays GALLERY. Silk Road. promote equality, & from around the world. Oakland. Photo exhibition of give back to their 412-622-6914. images taken along communities. PHOTO ANTIQUITIES. Cameras the Silk Road in BugWorks. Feat. www. per & the Famous Photos They Afghanistan, Pakistan, pa beautiful photography pghcitym .co Took. Including a copy of Nepal & India in 1972 of insects, amazing Daguerre’s first camera, James by Albin & Virginia Curtze. specimens, & live bugs! Bond’s mini Minox spy unit, the Downtown. 412-391-4100. Garden of Light: Works by Big Bertha that caught Bill MANCHESTER CRAFTSMEN’S Paula Crevoshay. Feat. nearly 70 Mazeroski rounding third base in GUILD. MCG Invitational Arts fine art jewelry pieces. Ongoing: 1960 Winning Series, more. North Exhibition. Juried exhibition for Earth Revealed, Dinosaurs In Side. 412-231-7881. students in Pittsburgh Public Their Time, more. Oakland. PITTSBURGH ZOO & PPG Schools. Awards reception: May 9, 412-622-3131. AQUARIUM. Home to 4,000 6-9 p.m. North Side. 412-322-1773. CARNEGIE SCIENCE CENTER. animals, including many MCGINLEY HOUSE & MCCULLY Ongoing: Buhl Digital Dome endangered species. Highland LOG HOUSE. Historic homes (planetarium), Miniature Park. 412-665-3639. open for tours, lectures and more. Railroad and Village, USS Requin RACHEL CARSON HOMESTEAD. Monroeville. 412-373-7794. submarine, and more. North Side. A Reverence for Life. Photos NATIONAL AVIARY. Home to 412-237-3400. and artifacts of her life & work. more than 600 birds from over CARRIE FURNACE. Built in 1907, Springdale. 724-274-5459. Carrie Furnaces 6 & 7 are extremely 200 species. With classes, lectures, RIVERS OF STEEL NATIONAL demos and more. North Side. rare examples of pre World War II HERITAGE AREA. Exhibits on the 412-323-7235. iron-making technology. Rankin. Homestead Mill. Steel industry and NATIONALITY ROOMS. 26 412-464-4020 x.21. community artifacts from 1881FALLINGWATER. Tour the famed rooms helping to tell the story

FULL LIST ONLINE

PITTSBURGH CITY PAPER 05.08/05.15.2013

1986. Homestead. 412-464-4020. SENATOR JOHN HEINZ HISTORY CENTER. 1968: The Year that Rocked America. Nearly a dozen interactive video presentations & more than 100 evocative artifacts that explore how the year 1968 helped shape our modern world. From Slavery to Freedom. Highlight’s Pittsburgh’s role in the anti-slavery movement. Ongoing: Western PA Sports Museum, Clash of Empires, and exhibits on local history, more. Strip District. 412-454-6000. SEWICKLEY HEIGHTS HISTORY CENTER. Museum commemorates Pittsburgh industrialists, local history. Sewickley. 412-741-4487. ST. ANTHONY’S CHAPEL. Features 5,000 relics of Catholic saints. North Side. 412-323-9504. ST. NICHOLAS CROATIAN CATHOLIC CHURCH. Maxo Vanka Murals. Mid-20th century murals depicting war, social justice and the immigrant experience in America. Millvale. 421-681-0905. SWEETWATER CENTER FOR THE ARTS. Lost & Found: Sustainable High Fashion. Contemporary fashions created w/ repurposed & upcycled elements. Sewickley. 412-741-4405.

FESTIVALS SAT 11 EMERALD OF MT. WASHINGTON 5K RACE & FESTIVAL. Muchkinland children’s activities, live music, local food vendors, visit from the Pirates Parrot, nature walks, more. 8:30 a.m. Grandview Park, Mt. Washington.

DANCE SAT 11 HEAR/NOW. Feat. Abby Z & the New Utility, Jamie Boyle, & Maree ReMalia w/ David Bernabo. 8 p.m. The Alloy Studios, Friendship. 412-363-3000. SECOD SATURDAYS W/ THE PILLOW PROJECT. Dance collaboration w/ band Chaibaba. 8 p.m. The Space Upstairs, Point Breeze.

FUNDRAISERS SAT 11 FREEDOM 5K RUN & 1 MILE FAMILY FUN WALK. Benefits the Western Pennsylvania Montessori School. 9:30 a.m. Pie Traynor Field, North Park, Allison Park. 412-225-2310. MARIAH’S MOVERS CARNIVAL. Carnival food, face painting, games, pony rides, more. Benefits the Arthritis Foundation of Pittsburgh. 11 a.m.-4 p.m. Brady’s Run Park Lodge, Beaver Falls. RE-MODEL GALA. Recycled bellydance fashion show & art contest. Benefits Pittsburgh Center for Creative Reuse. www.PittsburghBellyDance.com 2-4 p.m. Allegheny Unitarian Universalist Church, North Side. 412-322-4261.

SHAUN “MANBOY” PAMFILIE SCHOLARSHIP FUNDRAISER. 50/50 & other raffles. 7 p.m. Casey’s Draft House, South Side. 412-431-3595.

SUN 12 21ST ANNUAL SUSAN G. KOMEN PITTSBURGH RACE FOR THE CURE. Flagstaff Hill. 6:30 a.m. Schenley Park, Oakland. 412-342-0500. BOOK ‘EM BOOKS TO PRISONERS WORK PARTY. Read & code letters, pick books, pack ‘em or database ‘em! Sundays 4-7 p.m. or by appt. Thomas Merton Center, Garfield. 412-361-3022.

MON 13 HOPE IN ONE GOLF OUTING. Benefits Animal Friends. 11 a.m. Diamond Run Golf Club, Sewickley. 412-847-7000.

WED 15 FIT FOR A CURE. Personal bra fittings, palm readings, more. Benefits the Susan G. Komen Foundation. Mall at Robinson. 412-787-9777 x 1536.

POLITICS THU 09 GAS-DRILLING RECORDS PANEL DISCUSSION. Presented by Pennsylvania Freedom of Information Coalition. 6:30 p.m. Carnegie Library, Squirrel Hill, Squirrel Hill. 570-994-5748. GERTRUDE STEIN POLITICAL CLUB OF GREATER PITTSBURGH. Meetings of group devoted to LGBT issues in electoral politics. Second Thu of every month, 7 p.m. United Cerebral Palsy of Pittsburgh, Oakland. 412-521-2504.

LITERARY THU 09 ENGLISH LEARNERS’ BOOK CLUB. For advanced ESL students. Presented in cooperation w/ the Greater Pittsburgh Literacy Council. Thu, 1 p.m. Mount Lebanon Public Library, Mt. Lebanon. 412-531-1912. ILLAH NOURBAKHSH. Talk & book signing w/ author of Robot Futures. 6:30-9 p.m. Assemble, Garfield. SPANISH CONVERSATION CLUB. Second and Fourth Thu of every month, 6 p.m. Carnegie Library, Oakland. 412-622-3151.

FRI 10 CONVERSATION SALON. Second Fri of every month, 2 p.m. and Fourth Wed of every month, 1 p.m. Northland Public Library, McCandless. 412-366-8100. AN EVOLUTION OF LITERACY: HIP HOP LEGACIES. Visual art, spoken word, music, refreshments. Presented by Wine & Words Pittsburgh & the United Black Book Clubs of Pittsburgh. 6-9 p.m. Carnegie Library, Homewood. 412-731-3080.

VISUAL ART

CONTINUED FROM PG. 49

Prints & Ivories, 1900–1920. Collections from the early years of the Carnegie Institute. Oakland. 412-622-3131. CHATHAM UNIVERSITY. Culture in Context. African Art from the Olkes Collection. Shadyside. 412-365-1232. CHRISTINE FRECHARD GALLERY. Rebirth. Work by Connie Cantor, Jean-Gaudaire Thor, & Heather Tabacchi. Squirrel Hill. 412-421-8888. EASTSIDE GALLERY. New Door. Work by Joan Downing, Bernie Pintar, Phiris Kathryn, Sickles, more. East Liberty. 412-465-0140. FE GALLERY. Alabaster Blast. Fiber art exhibit feat. over a dozen internationally renowned artists. Lawrenceville. 412-389-5800. FILMMAKERS GALLERIES. E Block. Photography by Mark Perrott. Oakland. 412-681-5449. FRICK ART & HISTORICAL CENTER. A Kind of Alchemy: Medieval Persian Ceramics. A look at the diversity of ceramics made in ancient Persia, now present-day Iraq, Iran, & Afghanistan. Feat. 10thcentury splashware, buffware, slip-painted ware, lusterware & 14th-century fritware, more. Permanent collection of European Art. Point Breeze. 412-371-0600. GALERIE WERNER, THE MANSIONS ON FIFTH. The Classic Collection: European & American Classical & Academic Styles. Early 19th & 20th century paintings. RetroFRESH. Contemporary paintings by James Kennedy, Claire Hardy, Donald Deskey, Alexander Minewski, Louise Evans-Scott, Vladimir Naiditch, & Henride Waroquier. Oakland. 412-716-1390. GALLERIE CHIZ. Material Matters: An Adventure! Work by Priscilla Hollingsworth & Jeffrey Moyer. Shadyside. 412-441-6605. THE GALLERY 4. Toys in the Attic. Work by Alessandra Sulpy. Shadyside. 412-363-5050. GALLERY ON 43RD STREET. April in Paris. Photography by Scott Davidson. Lawrenceville.

LET’S READ ENGLISH. Book club for non-native English speakers. Second Fri of every month, 2 p.m. Carnegie Library, Oakland. 412-622-3151. NANCY KIRKWOOD, NANCY KRYGOWSKI. Madwomen in the Attic reading series. Delanie’s Coffee, South Side. 412-927-4030. OAKLAND OPEN MIC. Poetry, music & political speeches welcome. Second and Fourth Fri of every month, 7 p.m. 610-731-1804. WRITERS’ OPEN MIC NIGHT. All genres of written/spoken word welcome. Second Fri of

412-683-6488. GARFIELD ARTWORKS. Faith in Rituals. Work by Dave D’Incau Jr., Lindsey Hayakawa, & Stephen Haynes. Garfield. 412-361-2262. GLENN GREENE STAINED GLASS STUDIO INC. Original Glass Art by Glenn Greene. Exhibition of new work, recent work & older work. Regent Square. 412-243-2772. INTERNATIONAL IMAGES. 1st Annual Student Show. Work by Bethany Summers, Carter Warren, Chloe Newman, Nicole Catalfamo, Rigel Richards, more. Sewickley. 412-741-3036. LA PRIMA ESPRESSO. Paintings/ Prints of Italy. Prints of Vince Ornato’s oil paintings of Italy. Strip District. 412-281-1922. LAKEVUE ATHLETIC CLUB. Pop-Up Gallery. Work by a variety of artists. Valencia. 724-316-9326. MAKE YOUR MARK ARTSPACE & COFFEEHOUSE. Steel City Medley. Photographs by Jay Ressler. Point Breeze. 412-365-2117. MATTRESS FACTORY. Feminist and.. New work by Julia Cahill, Betsy Damon, Parastou Forouhar, Loraine Leeson, Ayanah Moor, & Carrie Mae Weems. Ongoing Installations. Works by Turrell, Lutz, Kusama, Anastasi, Highstein, Wexler & Woodrow. North Side. 412-231-3169. MENDELSON GALLERY. Rare Gems. Work by Thommy Conroy. Shadyside. 412-361-8664. MODERNFORMATIONS GALLERY. In- Visible’: When Personal Is Political. Artworks of Dafna Rehavia-Hanauer. Garfield. 412-362-0274. MORGAN CONTEMPORARY GLASS GALLERY. teapots! Work by Nancy Adams, Marilyn Andrews, Ronit Dagan, Eric Boos, Barbara Poole, Frank Flynn, Lavon Williams, more. Shadyside. 412-441-5200. OLD ECONOMY VILLAGE. Faces & Places: Photographs of Old Economy. Never before seen photography from the late 19th & early 20th centuries. Ambridge. 724-266-4500.

PICTURESQUE PHOTOGRAPHY & GIFTS. Photography by Brenda Knoll. Lawrenceville. 412-688-0240. PITTSBURGH CENTER FOR THE ARTS. Fiberart International 2013. Juried exhibition of contemporary fiber art. Presented by the Fiberarts Guild of Pittsburgh. 30:2. Group exhibition presented by Associated Artists of Pittsburgh. Coming Home. Fabric installation by Kay Healy. Friday Nights at Guitar Center. Work by Allison Kaufman. Rites of Passage. Oil paintings by Maggie Mills. Shadyside. 412-361-0873. PITTSBURGH GLASS CENTER. Consciousness. Flameworked glass by Eunsuh Choi. Friendship. 412-365-2145. SCHOOLHOUSE ART CENTER. Cinco de Mayo Art Show. Work by South Arts artists. Bethel Park. 412-831-8156. SHADY SIDE ACADEMY. Art Beat. Group show feat. Atticus Adams, Kim Beck, Seth Clark, Sarika Goulatia, Ryder Henry, Lori Hepner, Thaddeus Mosley, more. Fox Chapel. 412-968-3000. SILVER EYE CENTER FOR PHOTOGRAPHY. Continuum. Work by Doug DuBois & Aaron Blum. South Side. 412-431-1810. SOCIETY FOR CONTEMPORARY CRAFT SATELLITE GALLERY. Kevin Turner: New Work. Sculpture. Downtown. 412-261-7003 x 15. TRINITY GALLERY. Evolution. New work by Matt Gatto. Lawrenceville. 412-687-2458. UNDERCROFT GALLERY, FIRST UNITARIAN CHURCH. Watercolors by Phiris. A solo exhibit of watercolor paintings by Phiris Kathryn Sickels. Shadyside. 412-621-8008. WESTMORELAND MUSEUM OF AMERICAN ART. An Art(ist) in Motion. Work by Aaronel deRoy Gruber. Born of Fire: The Valley Work. Greensburg. 724-837-1500. WOOD STREET GALLERIES. Memento Mori. Sculpture by Gregory Barsamian. Downtown. 412-471-5605.

Summer is almost here... ...and take Straub Cans with you! Check the display at your local beer distributor or visit: www.straubbeer.com to find out how to win a Venture Outdoors membership for two. Must be 21 years old to enter. No Purchase Necessary.

SUN 12

every month, 7-9 p.m. Reads Ink Bookshop, Vandergrift. 724-567-7236.

PSO BOOK CLUB. The Song of Names by Norman Lebrecht. 1:30 p.m. Heinz Hall, Downtown. 412-392-4900.

SAT 11 PITTSBURGH WRITERS PROJECT - ROUNDTABLE DISCUSSIONS. Second Sat of every month, 10 a.m.-12 p.m. Green Tree Public Library, Green Tree. 412-921-9292. SUSTAINING WONDER: REBOOTING YOUR WRITE MIND. Writing workshop. Sat, 10 a.m.12 p.m. Thru May 25 Wilkins School Community Center, Swissvale. 412-244-8458.

Join Jekyl & Hyde in raising money for the Leukemia/ Lymphoma Society on Saturday May 11th at 4pm!

TUE 14

Preregister at Jekyl- $15 donation or $20 donation on the day of the crawl.

LET’S SPEAK ENGLISH! Practice conversational English. Tue, 6 p.m. Carnegie Library, Squirrel Hill. 412-422-9650. MT. LEBANON WRITER’S GROUP. 7 p.m. Mount Lebanon Public Library, Mt. Lebanon. 412-531-1912.

Questions call 412-965-5684 MUST BE 21 YEARS OLD WITH VALID ID.

JEKYL AND HYDE | 140 S. 18TH STREET

WED 15

412-488-0777 | BARSMART.COM/JEKYLANDHYDE

CARNEGIE KNITS & READS.

LIKE US ON FACEBOOK!

CONTINUES ON PG. 52

N E W S

TA S T E

M U S I C

S C R E E N

A R T S

E V E N T S

C L A S S I F I E D S

BIG LIST, CONTINUED FROM PG. 51

[VISUAL ART] Informal knitting session. Wed, 5 p.m. Carnegie Library, Oakland. 412-622-3116. THE SMITHFIELD CRITICS. Discussing Flight Behavior by Timothy Egan. 12 p.m. Carnegie Library, Downtown. 412-281-7141.

KIDSTUFF THU 09

Pittsburgh should be the Most Livable City for all Pittsburghers. A safe, healthy and ﬁnancially strong city for all our neighbors means a better place to live for you and your family. — Sam Hens-Greco, Democrat for Pittsburgh City Council

OTAKU-LEBO. For middle & high school students who are ardent fans of anime, manga & J-pop culture. 3:15 p.m. Mount Lebanon Public Library, Mt. Lebanon. 412-531-1912. SPRING COMICS CLUB. Learn about the visual & narrative elements of comic strips & graphic novels. Thu, 4-6 p.m. Thru May 23 Assemble, Garfield. 773-425-1531.

THU 09 - SUN 12 CHARLIE & KIWI’S EVOLUTIONARY ADVENTURE. Join Charlie as he travels back to the Age of Dinosaurs to discover how evolution works. Feat. story theater & discovery area. Presented by Commonwealth Connections Academy. Tue-Sun. Thru May 12 Carnegie Museum of Natural History, Oakland. 412-622-3131.

THU 09 - WED 15 BACKYARD EXHIBIT. Musical swing set, sandbox, solar-powered instruments, more. Ongoing Children’s Museum of Pittsburgh, North Side. 412-322-5058. MOVE WITH ART. Pull levers to move a 10-foot wooden man, create images on a giant Kaleidoscope, feed rubber balls to a life-size wooden cow & much more. Thru May 12 Children’s Museum of Pittsburgh, North Side. 412-322-5058.

{ART BY THOMMY CONROY}

Artist Thommy Conroy creates beauty in many arenas, from painting to flower-arranging to party-planning. He discussed his latest exhibit, Rare Gems, currently on view at Mendelson Gallery. WHAT INSPIRED THIS SHOW? One of my recent acquisitions was a book of the Smithsonian’s collection of gemstones. I wanted to make paintings of the gemstones, and I also wanted to make paintings of this transgender [con artist] from the ’70s, Dr. Charlotte Bach. I started to think about the connection between the two, and this idea of rare gems used in a snarky way, like, “You’re a real rare gem.” That’s the sensibility of the show. SO THERE’S A DARK UNDERBELLY TO THE BEAUTY? I think the dark underbelly is my sense of humor. I really like referencing these bad sentimental photographs. The portraits of Dr. Bach are modeled after these horrible snapshots. And the presentations of the gemstones are very dated. Through May 25. 5874 Ellsworth Ave., Shadyside. 412-361-8664 or www.mendelsongallery.net

SAT 11 THE JOSH & GAB SHOW: CD RELEASE PARTY. 3 performances for release of I’m Not a Bully! 1, 2 & 3 p.m. Children’s Museum of Pittsburgh, North Side. 412-322-5058. RAPUNZEL. 11 a.m. Geyer Performing Arts Center, Scottdale. 724-887-0887. SATURDAY CRAFTERNOONS: ZINE MAKING W/ SARAH LAPONTE. 1-4 p.m. Assemble, Garfield.

SUN 12 PLAY W/ CLAY AT THE HANDBUILDING TABLE. Ages 3+. Sun, 12-3 p.m. Thru May 12 Children’s Museum of Pittsburgh, North Side. 412-322-5058.

MON 13

www.samhensgreco.com Paul Klein & Holly Maurer-Klein, Co-Chairs, Committee to Elect Sam-Hens-Greco, Karen A. Denberg, Treasurer

PITTSBURGH CITY PAPER 05.08/05.15.2013

BROWN BAG LUNCH BUNCH. A lunchtime story for kids ages 3-6. Mon, 12:30 p.m. Penguin Bookshop, Sewickley. 412-741-3838. LITTLE PEEPERS: MUNCHKINS MONDAYS. Story telling and bird programs. Second Mon of every month National Aviary, North Side. 412-323-7235.

TUE 14 PLAY W/ CLAY ON THE POTTER’S WHEEL. Ages 3+. Tue, 12-3 p.m. Thru May 14 Children’s Museum of Pittsburgh, North Side. 412-322-5058.

WED 15 THE 27TH ANNUAL PITTSBURGH INTERNATIONAL CHILDREN’S FESTIVAL. Feat. performers from Australia, Russia, Ireland, the United Kingdom and United States, plus hands-on activities. www. PGHKIDS.org May 15-19 Schenley Plaza, Oakland. 412-682-7275.

OUTSIDE SAT 11 BEGINNER PADDLE. Presented by Venture Outdoors. 9 a.m. Moraine State Park, Butler. 412-255-0564. EATING GREEN, EATING WILD. Outdoor walk w/ instruction in finding/identifying locallycommon edible plants followed by preparing & sampling the wild foods. Ages 16+. 1-4 p.m. Jennings Environmental Center,

Slippery Rock. 724-794-6011. LAUREL HIGHLANDS HIKING TRAIL QUEST. Sat. Thru May 25 412-255-0564. SKETCH CRAWL. 6-hour drawing marathon. Bring a sketch book, drawing instruments & a bag lunch. Locations throughout the Cultural District. 10 a.m.-4 p.m. SPRING NATURE WALK. 10 a.m. Bushy Run Battlefield, Jeannette. 724-527-5584 x 101.

SUN 12 MOTHERS DAY WILDFLOWER WALK. 2-3:30 p.m. Raccoon Creek State Park, Hookstown. 724-899-3611. SPRING WILDFLOWERS WALK. 2 p.m. Jennings Environmental Center, Slippery Rock. 724-794-6011. WOLF CREEK NARROWS WALK. Presented by Venture Outdoors. Wolf Creek Narrows Natural Area, Slippery Rock. 2 p.m. 412-255-0564.

TUE 14 SURVIVAL BASICS. Tue, 3-4:30 p.m. Schenley Park, Oakland. 412-477-4677.

WED 15 PADDLEFEST. Life jackets & paddles will be provided. 1-7 p.m. Moraine State Park, Butler. 1-800-289-8097. WEDNESDAY MORNING WALK. Naturalist-led, rain or shine. Wed Beechwood Farms, Fox Chapel. 412-963-6100.

OTHER STUFF THU 09 CHINESE CONVERSATION CLUB. Second Thu of every month, 6-7 p.m. and Fourth Thu of every month Carnegie Library, Oakland. 412-622-3116. CITY DHARMA. Soto Zen Meditation. jisen@deepspringzen. org Thu, 6:30-8:15 p.m. Church of the Redeemer, Squirrel Hill. COUNTDOWN TO HEALTH CARE REFORM: WHAT YOU NEED TO KNOW. Speaker: Debra Gordon, MS. 6 p.m. Twentieth Century Club, Oakland. 412-422-1406. DEFYING BOUNDARIES: FULL SPECTRUM SUSTAINABILITY. Speaker: David Orr. Inspire Speaker Series. 5:30-8:30 p.m. Phipps Conservatory & Botanical Garden, Oakland. 412-622-6914. FREE MARRIAGE PREPARATION WORKSHOP. Thu. Thru June 6 Faith Community Church, Penn Hills. 412-242-0210. INTERNATIONAL HAPPY HOUR: SPRING EDITION. Presented by Global Solutions Pittsburgh. 6-8 p.m. Steel Cactus, Shadyside. 412-471-7852. INTERNATIONAL WOMEN’S ASSOCIATION OF PITTSBURGH. Social, cultural club of American/ international women. Thu First Baptist Church, Oakland. iwap. pittsburgh@gmail.com. LUNCH & LEARN: COLLECTING & CONSERVING CARNEGIE MUSEUMS’ JAPANESE IVORIES. 10:30 a.m.-1 p.m. Carnegie Museum of Art, Oakland. 412-622-3288. MEET ‘N MAKE. Open crafting night. Second Thu of every month, 6-8 p.m. Pittsburgh Center for Creative Reuse, Homewood. 412-473-0100. PFLAG BUTLER. Support, education & advocacy for the LGBTQ community, family & friends. Second Thu of every month, 7 p.m. Covenant Presbyterian Church, Butler. 412-518-1515. RENAISSANCE DANCE GUILD. Learn a variety of dances from the 15-17th centuries. Porter Hall, Room A18A. Thu, 8 p.m. Carnegie Mellon University, Oakland. 412-567-7512. TRANSIT DAY. Guest speakers, live music, more in celebration of public transit. Presented by GoBurgh! 12 p.m. Market Square, Downtown. 412-391-6732 x 209. WEST COAST SWING. Swing dance lessons for all levels. Thu, 7 p.m. Pittsburgh Dance Center, Bloomfield. 412-681-0111.

FRI 10 CARNEGIE CRAWL. Street

performers, restaurant tastings, more. Second Fri of every month, 5-8 p.m. Thru Aug. 9 Downtown Carnegie. 412-279-5456. MEDITATION: A MUST FOR BODY, MIND & SPIRITUAL WELL-BEING. 6:30-9:30 p.m. Union Project, Highland Park. 1-800-860-8035. OUT OF THE BOX: TIME CAPSULE OPENING W/ TIME CAPSULE CATALOGUERS. Take a first look inside one of Warhol’s unopened boxes. 7 p.m. Andy Warhol Museum, North Side. 412-237-8300. PA LEADERSHIP CHARTER SCHOOL LUNCH & LEARN. 12 p.m. PA Leadership Charter School, Harmarville. 412-828-3331.

LISTENING W/ HEART, HEARING OUR ANIMAL FRIENDS. w/ Renee Takacs, Intuitive Consultant for people & pets. 9:30 a.m.12 p.m. Allegheny-Kiski Health Foundation, Natrona Heights. 724-339-7388. SATURDAY NIGHT SALSA CRAZE. Free lessons, followed by dancing. Sat, 10 p.m. La Cucina Flegrea, Downtown. 412-708-8844. SCOTTISH COUNTRY DANCING. Lessons 7-8 p.m., social dancing follows. No partner needed. Mon, 7 p.m. and Sat, 7 p.m. Grace Episcopal Church, Mt. Washington. 412-683-5670. SECOND SATURDAY AT THE SPINNING PLATE. Art exhibits w/ various musical, literary & artistic performances. Second Sat of every month Spinning Plate Gallery, Friendship. 412-441-0194. 77TH ANNUAL MAY MARKET. SPANISH CONVERSATION Feat. horticulturists, local garden GROUP. Friendly, informal. At clubs, nurseries & farms, & the Starbucks inside Target. Sat, other vendors. May 10-11 Phipps 3:30-5:30 p.m. Target, East Liberty. Conservatory & Botanical Garden, 412-362-6108. Oakland. 412-441-4442 x 3925. SPRING FAIR. Rides, BUTLER COUNTY games, music, dress-up PHILATELIC stage, yoga, more. SOCIETY STAMP & 11 a.m.-4 p.m. POSTCARD SHOW. Shady Lane School, butlerphilatelic.com www. per pa Regent Square. May 10-11, 10 a.m.pghcitym .co 908-402-2467. 5 p.m. Tanglewood SPRING FLING Senior Center, Lyndora. COMMUNITY EXPO. Food, 724-287-0021. games, pony rides, face painting, COLONIAL CHOCOLATE Chinese auction, rummage sale, WEEKEND. Learn about how more. 10 a.m.-5 p.m. Butler chocolate was made & consumed during the 18th century. May 10-11 County Humane Society, Butler. 724-789-1150. Fort Pitt Museum, Downtown. ST. VLADIMIR’S UKRAINIAN 412-281-9284. FOOD FESTIVAL. 10 a.m.-3 p.m. St. Vladimir Ukrainian Hall, South Side. 412-913-8049. BUTLER COUNTY CHAINSAW STEELTOWN FILM FACTORY CARVING INVITATIONAL. FINALE EVENT. Screenplay May 10-12 Butler Farm Show reading & Film Factory contest Grounds, Butler. 1-866-856-8444. winner announced. 11 a.m. Carnegie Mellon University, Oakland. 412-251-0890. SILK SCREEN FILM FESTIVAL. SWING CITY. Learn & practice Visit www.silkscreenfestival.org swing dancing skills. Sat, 8 p.m. for full schedule. May 10-19 Wightman School, Squirrel Hill. 412-759-1569. VETERANS MEMORIES. Panel AFRICAN-AMERICAN BRIDAL discussion feat. representatives SHOWCASE. Vendors, samples, raffles, more. Diverse Banquet Hall, from WWII, Korean War, Vietnam War, Gulf War, & Iraq War. Held in Homewood. 412-605-8416. conjunction w/ 1968: The Year That ARTHRITIS EXPO. 10 a.m.-2 p.m. Rocked America. 11 a.m. Senator LaRoche College, Wexford. John Heinz History Center, Strip 412-250-4438. District. 412-454-6000. COLONIAL DAY. Open WORLD FAIR TRADE DAY hearth cooking demos, period CELEBRATION. Belly dancers, crafts, more. 12-5 p.m. The Old henna art, live music, more. Stone House, Slippery Rock. 10:30 a.m.-4 p.m. Ten Thousand 724-738-4964. Villages, Squirrel Hill. 412-421-2160. GARDENFEST & ARTIST MARKET. Plant & art vendors, children’s activities, live music, BOOK SALE BLOWOUT. more. 9 a.m.-2:30 p.m. Boyd May 11-12 Shaler North Hills Community Center, O’Hara. Library, Glenshaw. 412-486-0211. 412-828-8566 x 19. GLASS FLOWER WORKSHOP. KOREAN FOR BEGINNERS. Call for time slot. Thru May 12 Korean grammar & basic Vessel Studio Glass, South Side. conversation. Sat, 1 p.m. Carnegie 412-779-2471. Library, Oakland. 412-622-3151. KOREAN II. For those who already have a basic 40TH ANTIQUES & understanding of Korean & are interested in increasing proficiency. COLLECTIBLES. 7:30 a.m. Historic Hanna’s Town, Sat Carnegie Library, Oakland. Greensburg. 724-532-1935. 412-622-3151.

FRI 10 - SAT 11

FULL LIST ONLINE

FRI 10 - SUN 12

FRI 10 - WED 15

SAT 11

SAT 11 - SUN 12

SUN 12

CONTINUES ON PG. 55

N E W S

TA S T E

M U S I C

S C R E E N

A R T S

E V E N T S

C L A S S I F I E D S

Today, self-defense is more important than ever. Itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s a sense of security that empowers you to face any situation. Call today for your 2 free trial classes and face the world head on! 2340 E. Carson St. Pi sburgh

11965 Perry HWY. Wexford x x x x x

PITTSBURGH CITY PAPER 05.08/05.15.2013

3222 Lebanon Church Rd. West MiďŹ&#x201E;in

Proven Strategies that Work! Vital Points to Quickly Disable any Attacker Techniques that Double Your Power Evasion Tactics to Unbalance the Largest Attacker and much more...

BIG LIST, CONTINUED FROM PG. 53

trends regarding various aspects Intensive. April 22, 24, 29, May 6, of the treatment of chemical 8, 13, & 15. mclaytorcapricornii@ dependency in the Western verizon.net YWCA, Downtown. 412-882-5509. PA area. 2-5:30 p.m. Duquesne THE MENDELSSOHN CHOIR OF University, Uptown. 412-396-6379 PITTSBURGH. Additional audition x 2052. dates for the 2013/2014 season. COMPETITIVE SCRABBLE. Singers will be heard April 27th Seeking new players, no at Heinz Hall, & May 15th after 5pm experience necessary. Wednesdays, at Third Presbyterian Church, Squirrel Hill. 412-422-7878. Shadyside. Contact MaryColleen Seip LET’S SPEAK ENGLISH! or visit www.themendelssohn.org Practice conversational 724-263-5259. English. Wed, 5 p.m. PITTSBURGH CLO Carnegie Library, ACADEMY OF Oakland. 412-622-3151. MUSICAL THEATER. MCKEESPORT’S Auditions for In the HISTORY SLIDE www. per Heights. May 6-7 & 9. pa SHOW & MUSEUM pghcitym o .c Prepare 2 contrasting TOUR. 1 p.m. 16-bar cuts (pop-rock/ McKeesport Regional contemporary musical History & Heritage Center, theater). Downtown. McKeesport. 412-678-1832. 412-327-3217. THE ORIGIN OF MODERN PITTSBURGH FILMMAKERS. BIRDS: NEW EVIDENCE Auditions for She-Devils, a short FROM THE CRETACEOUS film. May 10-12. Age 20-someTHE DEN. Second and Fourth Mon OF CHINA & ANTARCTICA. thing women, age 20-30 male, of every month Carnegie Library, Speaker: Matt Lamanna, PhD. The & a 50-something Yinzer. More Oakland. 412-622-3151. R.W. Moriarty Science Seminar info at www.facebook.com/ GENERATION ROE: INSIDE THE Series. 12 p.m. Carnegie Museum events/307420266056362/ Oakland. FUTURE OF THE PRO-CHOICE of Natural History, Oakland. 619-212-2697. MOVEMENT. Discussion followed 412-622-3131. THE SUMMER COMPANY. by Q&A w/ Sarah Erdreich. 7 p.m. THE PITTSBURGH SHOW Auditions for 2013 season. May 30. Mount Lebanon Public Library, OFFS. A meeting of jugglers & Men/women age 17+, 2-min. Mt. Lebanon. 412-531-1912. spinners. All levels welcome. Wed, contemporary monologue. Nonequity, walk-ins welcome. Peter Mills Theater ( Duquesne, Rockwell [VOLUNTEER OPPORTUNITY] Hall ), Uptown. 412–243-6464. AMNESTY INTERNATIONAL HUMAN RIGHTS CAFE. Weekly letter writing event. Sun, 4-6 p.m. Panera Bread, Oakland. 412-683-3727. ARABIC FOR BEGINNERS. Second and Third Sun of every month Carnegie Library, Oakland. 412-622-3151. BELLYDANCE CLASS W/ JEMEENA. Sun, 10 a.m. Thru June 30 Wilkins School Community Center, Swissvale. 412-337-1846. EMBRACING KARMA. w/ Phil Jannetta. Pittsburgh Theosophical Society. 1:30-3 p.m. Chatham University, Shadyside. 412-462-4200. ITALIANO-ESPRESSO. Italian conversation club. Presented by Mondo Italiano. Sun, 11 a.m. Thru June 30 Biddle’s Escape, Regent Square. 412-478-3682.

make a real connection Call Livelinks. The hottest place to meet the coolest people.

FULL LIST E N O LIN

MON 13

OPERATION SAVE A LIFE Operation Save a Life, a program of Community

TUE 14 MONEY MATTERS 101. Money management seminar presented by Steidl & Steinberg. Register by May 10. 6:30 p.m. Baldwin Borough Public Library, Baldwin. 412-885-2255. SLOVAK LESSONS. For beginning students. Sponsored by the Western PA Slovak Cultural Association. Tue. Thru June 4 Mount Lebanon Public Library, Mt. Lebanon. 412-531-2990. STEEL CITY CEMETERIES: FROM GRAVEYARDS TO GARDENS. Speaker: Dr. Elisabeth Roark. Presented by the Squirrel Hill Historical Society. 7:30 p.m. Church of the Redeemer, Squirrel Hill. 412-417-3707.

WED 15 CHEMICAL DEPENDENCY SUMMIT. Medical & law professionals will speak about

N E W S

7:30 p.m. Union Project, Highland Park. 412-363-4550. UNDERSTANDING ALZHEIMER’S DISEASE. w/ Dr. Len Lecci. 11 a.m. Longwood at Oakmont, Verona. 412-826-5891. URBAN BALLROOM DANCE. 3rd floor. Wed, 6:30-8 p.m. Hosanna House, Wilkinsburg. 412-242-4345.

AUDITIONS THE GEYER PERFORMING ARTS CENTER. Auditions for Joseph & the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat. May 19-20. Come prepared to sing, from memory, 32 measures of a classic musical theater piece. Bring sheet music in the correct key, marked w/ any edits. Geyer Performing Arts Center, Scottdale. 724-887-0887. THE JUNIOR MENDELSSOHN CHOIR OF PITTSBURGH. Spring audition dates for their Nov. concert. May 20 - 21. Call MaryColleen Seip or visit www.themendelssohn.org for more information. Westminster Presbyterian Church, Upper St. Clair. 412-835-6630. MARYLLOYD CLAYTOR DANCE COMPANY. Rolling auditions for Modern Dance & Modeling Spring

TA S T E

412.566.1861

SUBMISSIONS BLAST FURNACE. Seeking

Human Services, brings together people from all walks of life to serve the homeless. Teams of volunteers engage the homeless in the North Side and South Side, providing them with food, clothing, service referrals and other necessities. Rounds start at 7 p.m., Tuesdays and Wednesdays. For information, call 412-246-1643 or visit www.chscorp.org.

SCOTTISH COUNTRY DANCING. Lessons 7-8 p.m., social dancing follows. No partner needed. Mon, 7 p.m. and Sat, 7 p.m. Grace Episcopal Church, Mt. Washington. 412-683-5670.

Try it Free!

submissions for Volume 3, Issue 2. Theme is “travel.” Submit poetry about physical travel/world travels, travels of the mind, travels outside of the box, etc. Submit no more than 3 of your best. http://www. blastfurnacepress.com BRICOLAGE THEATER. Seeking stories that are true, funny, & between 1,500 to 2,000 words for WordPlay, a new storytelling event. Email submissions to alan@ olifson.com. OLD ECONOMY VILLAGE. Seeking vendors for the Garden Mart to sell plants, products, more. Call for details. 724-266-4500 x 114. THE PITTSBURGH WATERCOLOR SOCIETY. Seeking entries for 67th Annual International Aqueous Open exhibition. www. pittsburghwatercolorsociety.com 412-731-0636. SWEETWATER CENTER FOR THE ARTS. Seeking professional tattoo artists to submit sculpture, oil paintings, sketches, drawings, more for Pittsburgh Tattoo Works exhibition. More information at http://www.sweetwaterartcenter. org/call-for-artists 412-741-4405. WESTMORELAND MUSEUM OF AMERICAN ART. Seeking individual artists & artist groups for month-long exhibitions in a new transitional gallery measuring. Artists will be responsible for all aspects of their exhibition. Send images & a brief intro to the work to: bljones@wmuseumaa.org w/ a cc: to jotoole@wmuseumaa.org & jmcgarry@wmuseumaa.org. Greensburg. 724-837-1500.

M U S I C

Ahora en Español 18+

$15 IN ADVANCE

www.livelinks.com

$20 AT THE DOOR

For ticket info CALL MAGNUS 724-448-5534 or 412-771-8872 824 Island Ave. McKees Rocks

S C R E E N

A R T S

(412) 771-8872

E V E N T S

cluberoticapittsburgh.com C L A S S I F I E D S

Immunization... the Power to Protect

May is Hepatitis can be caused by viruses that attack your liver. Hepatitis B virus can be spread by intimate contact. Each year in the U.S., viral hepatitis kills 5,000 people and sends many to the hospital. You can protect yourself from Hepatitis A and Hepatitis B infections with vaccines. Talk to your health care provider about these immunizations that protect your liver, or contact the Allegheny County Health Department at 412-687-ACHD or www.achd.net.

Immunization strengthens what the body does naturally!

Savage Love {BY DAN SAVAGE}

I’m a 24-year-old straight, married female. I have been religiously reading your column since I was 16. I turn to you now for advice. Five months ago, I married the man of my dreams. He was driven, hardworking, loving and happy. We had amazing, cosmic and connected sex, and we enjoyed pleasing each other. We have been together for a little over a year. I realize now that it was WAY too soon to get married, but I let my romantic side get the best of me, and so here we are. We are miserable. Sex is the furthest thing from my mind. When it does happen, it’s very one-sided. I rarely get off, and if I do, it’s on my own after he finishes because “it’s too much work” to get me off. Problem two is that on our wedding night, he broke his foot and couldn’t work. After his foot healed, he quit his job. He told me he “didn’t want to do that kind of work anymore.” So now I work an exhausting full-time job and come home to a filthy apartment. Here’s what my husband does all day: plays video games and jerks off to porn. Every time I broach the subject of him getting a job or picking up after himself, all hell breaks loose. I have brought up marriage counseling, and his response is “You can go, but I’m not going.” I thought about withholding sex until he finds a job, but I don’t know how big of a threat that poses. I would appreciate any advice you have for making this work, as I am not ready to give up.

an adult and asking for a divorce, he’s doing everything in his power to drive you away. This is a man who — consciously or subconsciously — wants out of this marriage, and I predict his shitty behavior will escalate until he gets what he wants: out. My wife and I are bi and monogamish, and we occasionally invite other swell guys, girls and couples into our bedroom. We’re crazy liberal hippies, and thus far have fooled around exclusively with similar folks. It’s difficult to find couples where both members are bi, so when we find one, we tend to pursue them with wild abandon. We’ve recently been corresponding with a duo that seems perfect. But in their last email, they labeled themselves as “compassionate conservatives,” which set off our socially progressive warning bells. Do we move on? Friends don’t let friends fuck Republicans, right?

I USED TO TAKE A HARD LINE ON SLEEPING WITH CONSERVATIVES, BUT I’VE EVOLVED.

TOO SOON TO QUIT

I can’t tell you how much your letter saddens me. Someone who started reading my column at age 16 — and that’s just the right age — should’ve known better than to marry a man she’d been dating for seven months. And someone who has been reading my column for eight years should know what to do about a useless, unemployed, inconsiderate spouse: Call a divorce lawyer. But you’re not ready to give up on this marriage, because an ill-advised quickie marriage is one thing (crazy whirlwind romance!), and a well-advised quickie divorce is another (sober acceptance of reality). So here’s my secondbest advice: Move the fuck out. Tell your shitty husband that you’re not ready to divorce him, but that you refuse to live with a man who doesn’t have a job, doesn’t cook or clean and isn’t interested in working on his marriage. Tell him you’re moving out to preserve your sanity and whatever small chance this marriage has. Once you move out, your husband can find a job and pay his own rent, or sit on the couch until his landlord has him evicted. If he gets his shit together, maybe you can stay married. If he doesn’t, maybe you’ll be ready to give up. All that said, the fact that you’re not ready to give up on this marriage doesn’t mean two squarts. Because your husband has given up on it. Your husband is making himself unbearable because he wants out. But instead of being

BISEXUAL BUT BIPARTISAN?

I used to take a hard line on sleeping with conservatives, but I’ve evolved. Today I support sleeping with conservatives … because someone has to fuck some sense into ’em. Might as well be you guys.

I’m an escort and a pro Domme. I have a ridiculous sex drive, and I’m single. I’m also queer. But lately I find myself mostly hooking up with dudes for two reasons: 1. I think it’s important to also have nontransactional sex with dudes. 2. It’s easier to have casual sex with dudes because I rarely get emotionally attached. Like almost never. If I use protection, and I’m getting tested every three months, do I owe these players the truth about what I do for a living? SEXWORKER TROUBLED INTELLECTUALLY

People who have casual one-night stands with people they may not see again should go into those hookups knowing these two things: 1. Having sex in this context — i.e., a sleazy and fun hookup — carries a higher degree of STI risk than having sex in a committed relationship. 2. They need to take all reasonable precautions while bearing in mind that condoms, even when used correctly, do not provide 100 percent protection. So as long as you’re using protection/condoms, you’re doing right by your one-night stands. Your dudes are entitled to consideration and a reasonable concern for their well-being. They are not entitled to your complete sexual history or your work résumé. If someone isn’t comfortable with the risks inherent in casual sex — if someone wouldn’t want to sleep with a sex worker, say, or an editor at Breitbart — that person needs to inquire as to whether the person they’ve picked up is a sex worker or an idiot. The onus is on them. Publishers Weekly says my new book, American Savage, is one of the “Best Summer Books of 2013.” And Amazon.com says it’s one of the best books coming out this month. Preorder it now!

SEND IN YOUR QUESTIONS TO MAIL@SAVAGELOVE.NET AND FIND THE SAVAGE LOVECAST (DAN’S WEEKLY PODCAST) AT THESTRANGER.COM/SAVAGE

PITTSBURGH CITY PAPER 05.08/05.15.2013

FOR THE WEEK OF

Free Will Astrology

05.08-05.15

{BY ROB BREZSNY}

TAURUS (April 20-May 20): You may have only a dim idea about how your smartphone and computer work, but that doesn’t prevent you from using their many wonderful features. While you’re swimming, you know almost nothing about the physiological processes that are active inside you, and yet you have no problem making all the necessary movements. In that spirit, I’m not worried about whether or not you will grasp the deep inner meaning of events that will be unfolding in the coming week. Complete understanding isn’t absolutely necessary. All you need to do is trust your intuition to lead you in the direction of what’s interesting and educational.

GEMINI (May 21-June 20): “I need not sell my soul to buy bliss,” says a character in Charlotte Bronte’s 19th-century novel Jane Eyre. “I have an inward treasure born with me, which can keep me alive if all extraneous delights should be withheld, or offered only at a price I cannot afford to give.” This would be a great speech for you to memorize and periodically recite in the next two weeks. Do it in front of your mirror at least once a day to remind yourself of how amazingly resourceful you are. It will also help you resist the temptation to seek gifts from people who can’t or won’t give them to you.

CANCER (June 21-July 22): What is the big adventure you’ve been postponing forever because it hasn’t been convenient? How about an intriguing possibility you have always wanted to experiment with but have consistently denied yourself? Or what about that nagging mystery you’ve been wishing you had the time and energy to solve? Wouldn’t your life change for the better if you finally dived in and explored it? In the next two weeks,

Cancerian, I urge you to consider giving yourself permission to pursue something that fits one of those descriptions.

LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): Right now, Leo, you are a majestic and mysterious mess of raw power. You are a fresh, flaming fountain of pure charisma. Irresistible! That’s you! Unstoppable! You! Impossible to fool and immune to the false charms of heartfelt mediocrity! You! You! You! In your current condition, no one can obstruct you from seeing the naked truth about the big picture. And that’s why I am so sure that victory will soon be yours. You will overcome the fuzziness of your allies, the bad vibes of your adversaries and your own inertia. Not all conquests are important and meaningful, but you will soon achieve the one that is.

VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): A character in Herman Hesse’s novel Demian says the following: “I live in my dreams. Other people live in dreams, but not in their own.” Whose dreams do you live in, Virgo? What is the

source of the fantasies that dominate your imagination? Are they the authentic outpourings of your own soul? Or did they originate with your parents and teachers and lovers? Did they sneak into you from the movies and songs and books you love? Are they the skewed result of the emotional wounds you endured or the limitations you’ve gotten used to? Now is an excellent time to take inventory. Find out how close you are to living in your own dreams.

LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): Charles Ives was a renowned American composer who lived from 1874 to 1954. Because his music was experimental and idiosyncratic, it took a long time for him to get the appreciation he deserved. When he was 73 years old, he won the prestigious Pulitzer Prize for a symphony he had written when he was 30. I expect that in the near future you might be the beneficiary of a similar kind of mojo, Libra. A good deed you did or a smart move you made in the past will finally get at least some of the recognition or response you’ve always wanted.

SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): “There are no right answers to wrong questions,” says science-fiction writer Ursula K. Le Guin. And that’s why you must be so conscientious about coming up with the very best questions. Right, Scorpio? All your efforts to hunt down solutions will be for naught unless you frame your problems elegantly and accurately. Now here’s the very good news: Your skill at asking pertinent questions is at a peak. That’s why I suggest you make this Focused Inquiry Week. Crisply define three questions that will be important for you to address in the next seven months.

SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): Charlie Parker was a great jazz musician. As a saxophonist and composer, he was an influential innovator. Unfortunately, he also had an expensive heroin addiction. It interfered with his ability to achieve financial stability. There’s a famous story about him showing a bystander two veins on his arm as he prepared to shoot up. “This one’s my Cadillac,” he confessed. “And this one’s my house.” I’m bringing this up, Sagittarius, in the hope that it will provide a healthy shock. Are you doing anything remotely like Charlie Parker? Are you pouring time and energy and money into an inferior form of pleasure or a trivial distraction that is undermining your ability to accomplish higher goals? If so, fix that glitch, please.

CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): “I hate a song that makes you think that you are not any good,” said iconic songwriter Woody Guthrie. “I hate a song that makes you think that you are just born to lose. Because you are too old or too young or too fat or too slim too

ugly or too this or too that. Songs that run you down or poke fun at you. I am out to sing songs that will prove to you that this is your world.” Amen, brother Woody! I have the same approach to writing horoscopes. And I’m happy to advise you, Capricorn, that you should have a similar attitude toward everything you put out and take in during the coming week. Just for now, reject all words, ideas and actions that demoralize and destroy. Treat yourself to a phase of relentless positivity.

AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): “I know not what my past still has in store for me,” testified the Indian spiritual poet Tukaram. I believe most of us can say the same thing, and here’s why: The events that happened to us once upon a time keep transforming as we ripen. They come to have different meanings in light of the ever-new experiences we have. What seemed like a setback when it first occurred may eventually reveal itself to have been the seed of a blessing. A wish fulfilled at a certain point in our history might come back to haunt us later on. I bring up these ideas, Aquarius, because I think you’re primed to reinterpret your own past.

PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): According to legend, Jennifer Lopez’s butt is insured for $300 million. Bruce Springsteen has supposedly insured his voice for $31 million and wine expert Angela Mount is said to have insured her taste buds for $16 million. In that spirit, Pisces, I encourage you to consider insuring your imagination. To be clear, I don’t anticipate that you will have occasion to collect any settlement. Nothing bad will happen. But taking this step could be a fun ritual that might drive home to you just how important your imagination will be in the coming weeks. Your power to make pictures in your mind will either make you crazy with unfounded fantasies and fearful delusions, or else it will help you visualize in detail the precise nature of the situations you want to create for yourself in the future.

ARIES (March 21-April 19): The Tarahumara Indians of northwestern Mexico are renowned for their ability to run long distances. The best runners can cover 200 miles in two days. The paths they travel are not paved or smooth, either, but rather the rough canyon trails that stretch between their settlements. Let’s make them your inspirational role models in the coming week, Aries. I’m hoping that you will be as tough and tenacious as they are — that you will pace yourself for the long haul, calling on your instinctual strength to guide you. In what circumstances do you tend to be smartest? When do you tend to be dumbest? Testify at Freewillastrology.com.

GO TO REALASTROLOGY.COM TO CHECK OUT ROB BREZSNY’S EXPANDED WEEKLY AUDIO HOROSCOPES AND DAILY TEXT-MESSAGE HOROSCOPES. THE AUDIO HOROSCOPES ARE ALSO AVAILABLE BY PHONE AT 1-877-873-4888 OR 1-900-950-7700

PITTSBURGH CITY PAPER 05.08/05.15.2013

FOR INFORMATION ON HOW TO PLACE A CLASSIFIEDS ADVERTISEMENT, CALL 412.316.3342 EXT. 189

WORK 59 + SERVICES 59 + LIVE 60 + STUDIES 61 + WELLNESS 62

WORK HELP WANTED

HELP WANTED

Paid In Advance! MAKE up to $1000 A WEEK mailing brochures from home! Helping Home Workers since 2001! Genuine Opportunity! No Experience required. Start Immediately! www.thehomemailer. com (AAN CAN)

Help Wanted! make extra money in our free ever popular homemailer program, includes valuable guidebook! Start immediately! Genuine! 1-888-292-1120 www. easywork-fromhome. com (AAN CAN)

Advertise Here Today! $$$HELP WANTED$$$ Extra Income! Assembling CD cases from Home! No Experience Necessary! Call our Live Operators Now! 1-800-405-7619 EXT 2450 http://www. easywork-greatpay. com (AAN CAN)

Do you like to work on the issues you care about? Would you like to prepare for your future? Want to get paid to make a diﬀerence?

$1,400/Month Health Care and Child Care $5,550 Education Award and Federal Student Loan Deferment Hands on Leadership Development, Coaching, and Nonproﬁt Career Based Training

Your ad could be here

Information Sessions will be held from March – May

Become a friend of Gordon Shoes on Facebook for your chance to win great prizes and merchandise! Facebook.com/GordonShoes

Discover the “Success and Moneymaking Secrets” THEY don’t want you to know about. To get your FREE “Success and Money Making Secrets” CD, please call 1-800-790-5752 (AAN CAN)

Looking to fill an open position? Advertise in City Paper’s “WORK” section and reach over 250,000 people who read CP classifieds! CASH FOR CARS: Any Car/Truck. Running or Not! Top Dollar Paid. We Come To You! Call For Instant Offer: 1-888420-3808 www.cash4car. com (AAN CAN) Wellness is a state that combines health & happiness. Make City Paper readers happy by advertising your health services in our “Wellness” section.

Application Deadline May 24th

Call 412.316.3342 to advertise in City Paper.

to Lose Weight. 30-day money back guarantee. Herbal Program. Also opportunity to earn up to $1,000 monthly. 1-800-492-4437

412.316.3342

ANNOUNCEMENTS

For more information, visit www.publicallies.org or Contact Branden Ballard at 412-258-3022 or brandenb@publicallies.org

WANTED! 36 PEOPLE

www.healthnutrition pittsburgh.com

SERVICES

Work exchange, Retreat Center in CA. Seeking good men, 23-45. strong, with spiritual interest. Hands-on work, metal shop, foundry. Includes room, board, living allowance $150 month. www.volunteer. odiyan.org Email volunteer@odiyan.org Our readers look for an overall feeling of well being on a daily basis and they are looking for businesses like yours! Advertise in City Papers “Wellness” section.

CLASSES

Rehearsal Space starting @ $150/mo Many sizes available, no sec deposit, play @ the original and largest practice facility, 24/7 access, 412-403-6069

AIRLINE CAREERS – Become an Aviation Maintenance Tech. FAA approved training. Financial aid if qualified – Housing available. Job placement assistance. CALL Aviation Institute of Maintenance 877-4923059 (AAN CAN)

Need a new employee? Call today to speak with one of our Classified advertising representatives. We get results!

ADOPTION UNPLANNED PREGNANCY? THINKING OF ADOPTION? Open or closed adoption. YOU choose the family. LIVING EXPENSES PAID. Abby’s One True Gift Adoptions. Call 24/7. 866-413-6293. Void in Illinois/New Mexico/ Indiana (AAN CAN) Adopting your newborn would be life’s greatest joy. Will give a child life of security, endless love. Great family, education, wonderful home. Expenses paid. Please call Ria at 1-888-851-4935

Adoption: A Suburban life, Secure future, love & Laughter for your Newborn.

The numbers don’t lie! How many people actually READ the classifieds? Check it out! CP 252,391 Trib Classifieds 65,075 PG Classifieds 60,463 City Paper has more eyes on the prize than other publications in the market! Advertise TODAY!

PGHCityPaper

REHEARSAL

Expenses Paid Call Maria at 866-429-0222

ADOPT A warm loving home, laughter, art, music, many opportunities waits for 1st baby. Expenses Paid Astrid 1-800-844-1670

Looking to hire a qualified employee? Don’t waste time, call 412.316.3342 to place an Employment Classified ad in Pittsburgh City Paper. ATTEND COLLEGE ONLINE from Home. *Medical, *Business, *Criminal Justice, *Hospitality. Job placement assistance. Computer available. Financial Aid if qualified. SCHEV authorized. Call 800-4819472 www.CenturaOnline.com(AAN CAN) EARN $500 A DAY. Airbrush & Media Makeup Artists For: Ads - TV - Film Fashion Train & Build Portfolio in 1 week. Lower Tuition for 2013. www.AwardMakeupSchool.com (AAN CAN) Place your Classified advertisment in City Paper. Call 412.316.3342

HAULING

D & S HAULING Reliable Low Rates Call NOW

412-877-0730

DISCLAIMER: ALTHOUGH MOST ADVERTISING IN PITTSBURGH CITY PAPER ARE LEGITIMATE BUSINESSES, PRIOR TO INVESTING MONEY OR USING A SERVICE LOCATED WITHIN ANY SECTION OF THE CLASSIFIEDS WE SUGGEST THE FOLLOWING PROCEDURE: ASK FOR REFERENCES & BUSINESS LICENSE NUMBER, OR CALL/WRITE: THE BETTER BUSINESS BUREAU AT 412-456-2700 / 300 SIXTH AVE., STE 100-UL / PITTSBURGH, PA 15222. REMEMBER: IF IT SOUNDS TOO GOOD TO BE TRUE, IT USUALLY IS! N E W S

TA S T E

M U S I C

S C R E E N

A R T S

E V E N T S

C L A S S I F I E D S

LIVE

REAL ESTATE SERVICES

MOVING SERVICES

ROOMMATES

ABC SELF STORAGE5x10 $45, 10x10 $65, 10x15 $95. (2) locations Mckees Rocks & South Side. 412-403-6069

ALL AREAS - ROOMMATES.COM. Browse hundreds of online listings with photos and maps. Find your roommate with a click of the mouse! Visit: http:// www.Roommates.com. (AAN CAN)

Find your next place to “WORK” in City Paper!

HOUSE FOR SALE

Advertise Here Today!

HOUSE FOR SALE

New Price $ 360,000 - Mexican War Street Totally Renovated3-story, brick, 3 BR, 2 BA home. Original details, mantels, with 5 fireplaces. Beautiful woodwork & copper downspouts. Extra lot included. Call George E Lucas to see. 412-771-8400

Cheaper than Rent $ 47,900 - Stowe Twp. Well Maintained - 2 BR, Frame Cape Cod set on a large level, fenced-in lot. Features a gas furnace with central air. Ready to move in. Call George E Lucas Today. 412-771-8400

20 ACRES FREE. Buy 40Get 60 acres. $0-Down, $198/month. Money back gaurentee. NO CREDIT CHECKS. Beautiful views. Roads/ surveyed. Near El Paso, Texas. 1-800-843-7537 www.SunsetRanches. com (AAN CAN) Get the most for your money in CP Classifieds. We get great results. Call 412.316.3342

BUY and SELL your HOME all in the Same Place! Advertise here in the “LIVE” section of the City Paper

Ink Well

VIDEO CIRCUITS

{BY BEN TAUSIG}

BREATHTAKING HISTORICAL HOME Located in Shadyside. This 3 story, 5 BR, 3.5 Ba. 9 room home features large formal dining room, open foyer, new kitchen, mother-in-law suite and 2 car integral garage. Priced at $600K MUST SEE TO APPRECIATE!!!

Call George E Lucas 412-771-8400 #1 Choice Real Estate

ACROSS

1. Company that bought the naming rights to Boston Garden 7. Stroked 15. Sales limit for rare items, say 16. Australian city where News Corp. was founded 17. 18. “Praise Citizens United! Praise Citizens United!”? 19. Very common Muslim name 20. American bike company, oddly enough 22. Take, as a shot 23. “The art of making guests feel at home when that’s really where you wish they were” 25. Add some color to 27. 1989 James Cameron film, with “The” 30. Falls in line 32. IV 34. “Fin” Tutuola portrayer 35. Smoker’s action 37. Respond to Lasik surgery, say 39. She might work with Quentin on “Kill Bill 3” 40. 43. Personal lubricant for a druglord? 45. “Past Life Martyred Saints” musician 46. Keystone ___ 47. “Grey Gardens” first name 48. CBS maritime drama 50. Online expression

video

PITTSBURGH CITY PAPER 05.08/05.15.2013

of shock 52. Wedding registry tableware brand 56. Aloe, e.g. 58. Walk on water? 60. City associated with Francis 61. “Little Women” woman 63. U.S. Green Building Council rating system 65. Palindromic abbreviation in industrial music 66. 69. Music fan concerned with expanding his mind as well as his body? 71. Early 1950s presidential campaign slogan 72. Area of concern to the FCC 73. Fubu alternative, in urban clothing 74. Arcade game in which characters can pass through tunnels to get to the other side of the screen

DOWN

1. Projectile hurled at Fozzie Bear 2. “CSI” facility 3. “There’s no need for sarcasm” 4. On point 5. Big name in unnervingly militaristic toys 6. Fermented frank topper 7. Place where lots of money gets lost on the floor 8. Former soccer phenom Freddy 9. Squat count

10. Kagan of the court 11. Simba’s mom 12. Vessel for young drinkers 13. LeShan who wrote about children 14. Mo. known for lights 21. Orville Redenbacher’s rival 24. Put down words, in a way 26. Historically black university in Alabama 28. Rig on the road 29. Persian for “place” 31. Keep being mad, perhaps 33. Majority Leader since 2007 36. No. that Bloomberg’s soda ban would have limited 38. Sooner State city 40. Burns and Jennings 41. Village People

classic 42. One in a juvenile court? 44. Equipment 49. Liquor with futuristic sexy robot ads 51. Bathroom mold 53. Corporal or sergeant 54. Character with a “sense of snow” in a 1997 thriller 55. Marathoner Geoffrey Mutai, e.g. 57. Old-time anesthetic 59. Fix a sloppy cartographer’s work 62. Will name 64. Commercial prefix meaning “dependable” 66. Insult, or enjoy 67. Tall Ernie of pro golf 68. Letters before a pen name 70. LSU’s conference {LAST WEEK’S ANSWERS}

STUDIES

Healthy Controls Needed for Research Study (UPMC Oakland)

CLINICAL STUDIES Get the most for your money in CP Classifieds. We get great results. Call 412.316.3342

ASTHMA? Call Preferred Primary Care Physicians at

412-650-6155

CLINICAL STUDIES

Our board-certified physicians have been conducting clinical trials to advance primary care practice and the health of patients since 2003.

Place your Classified advertisment in City Paper. Call 412.316.3342

We are currently enrolling for clinical trials in the following areas: • Asthma • COPD • Migraine • Diabetes • Cardiovascular • High cholesterol • IBS with diarrhea

VAGINAL DRYNESS?

This study of cognition and schizophrenia is looking for healthy controls of European descent over the age of 30. Participation involves 1-2 appointments lasting a total of between 5-9 hours and the completion of diagnostic interviewing and cognitive testing, donation of a blood sample, and taking part in a functional magnetic resonance imaging scan (fMRI). Participants will be reimbursed $175 upon completion of study procedures. Men and women ages 40 and above with no history of psychotic illnesses and no current problems with substance abuse may be eligible.

For more information, please call 412 246 6356 or 1 800 994 8182

412-650-6155

CALL TODAY!

412.363.1900 CTRS

See what our clients are saying

IBS? Call Preferred Primary Care Physicians at

412-650-6155

CONSTIPATION? CALL TODAY!

412.363.1900 CTRS

ENDOMETRIOSIS?

MENSTRUAL CRAMPS?

CALL TODAY!

412.363.1900 CTRS

I’ve In the past two years, the h bot h wit ed isfi been very sat se pon res the and ads design of our to e hav I w kno I en they evoke. Wh in ts jec sub ch ear res advertise for ly ate edi imm I up, gro the 24-35 age er. Pap City the think of using

Schizophrenia Research Study Participants Needed Do you or someone in your family have schizophrenia? This UPMC research study examines the effects of schizophrenia on cognition. We are seeking families affected by schizophrenia to take part. Participation involves 1-2 visits; during these visits, you will complete diagnostic interviewing and cognitive testing, provide a blood sample, and complete a functional magnetic resonance imaging scan (fMRI). Participants will be reimbursed $175 for completing all study procedures.

— Mary Beth Tedesco, CRNP, University of Pittsburgh

For more information, please call

5900 Penn Ave. Pittsburgh, PA 15206 N E W S

TA S T E

M U S I C

S C R E E N

412-246-6356 or 1-800-994-8182

Learn more at www.GoNovum.com +

A R T S

E V E N T S

C L A S S I F I E D S

Weightloss Treatment Medical Bariatric Weightloss, LLC NO Start Up Fees NO Long Term Contract 355 Fifth Ave. Suite 1120 Pgh, PA 15222 412.680.2064

Addiction & Recovery Health Services

SUBOXONE TREATMENT Caring Help for Opiate Addiction

• Experienced, caring therapy and medical staff. • Private, professional setting. • Downtown office near public transportation and parking. • Medication by prescription coverage or self-pay.

Immediate openings. Now accepting Highmark and self-paying clients.

412.246.8965, ext. 9

WELLNESS COUNSELING

MIND & BODY

Our readers look for an overall feeling of well being on a daily basis and they are looking for businesses like yours! Advertise in City Papers “Wellness” section.

Sneakers not meant to be in the box. New Balance Pittsburgh. Oakland & Waterfront. www.lifestyleshoe.com

Place your Classified advertisment in City Paper. Call 412.316.3342 ;;;;;;;;;;;;

JADE Wellness Center

Premiere Outpatient Drug and Alcohol Treatment

SUBOXONE We treat: Opiate Addiction

Family Owned and Operated Treating: Alcohol, Opiates, Heroin and More

• SUBOXONE a new once a month injection for alcohol and opiate dependency

~ Heroin Addiction ~ And Other Drug Addictions

Includes Med Management & Therapy LOCATIONS IN: Downtown Pgh, PA Bridgeville, PA ~ Butler, PA

MIND & BODY

412-401-4110 $40/hr

massage

DOWNTOWN 322 Fourth Ave.

BAD BACK OR NECK PAIN?

(1st Floor)

1310 E. Carson St. 412-488-3951

NO WAIT LIST Accepts all major insurances and medical assistance

Phoenix Spa New Young Professional Free Table Shower w/60 min. Open 10-10 Daily

Free Table Shower w/60min Open 10-10 Daily

China Massage

724-519-7896

TWO LOCATIONS 1190 Washington Pike, Bridgeville (across from Eat n’ Park)

412-319-7530

(Lawrenceville)

(in Hillcrest Shopping Center)

412-595-8077

Therapeutic Massage Therapy Relief is just a call away. Our licensed professional staff can assist with Fibromyalgia, Circulation, Low Back Pain, Muscle Spasms. Shadyside Location

412-441-1185

Xin Sui Bodyworks Grand Opening

412-621-3300

Your ad could be here

$50/HR Free Table Shower 1788 Golden Mile Hwy Monroeville, PA 15146 Call for more information

Aming’s Massage Therapy 4972 Library Road, Bethel Park

4309 Butler Street

• NOW Treating Pregnant Women

412.316.3342

$49.99/ hour Free Vichy Shower with 1HR or more body work (Body shower and Body Scrub) Essential Oil used at no extra charge 2539 Monroeville Blvd Ste 200 Monroeville, Pa 15146 Next to Twin Fountain Plaza 412-335-6111

WE have been there. WE know your pain. Don’t Wait Any Longer!

www.ThereToHelp.org

Zhangs Wellness Center

Superior Chinese Massage

412.434.6700

- UPMC for You - United Health - And Many Others

;;;;;;;;;;;;

• Group and Individualized Therapy

IMMEDIATE OPENINGS We Accept:

412-400-7159

Walk-Ins Welcome 412-561-1104

selfesteemworkshops.com

STAR

Call 412.316.3342 to advertise in City Paper.

Xie LiHong’s

3225 W. Liberty Ave. • Dormont

• VIVITROL -

Find a new place to “LIVE” in City Paper!

WELLNESS CENTER

Chinese Bodyworks

Trigger point Deep tissue Swedish Reﬂexology BLOOMFIELD 412.683.2328

MIND & BODY

FB Massage / Moist. for men 40+ by mature gent. Advance Sched. 412-916-4082 lrs8690@ aol.com

SELF-ESTEEM WORKSHOPS

Therapy

MIND & BODY

Now Hiring for LPC/LCSW MONROEVILLE, PA

412-380-0100 www.myjadewellness.com

PITTSBURGH CITY PAPER 05.08/05.15.2013

Suboxone Services Pittsburgh- 412-281-1521 Beaver- 724-448-9116

GRAND OPENING!

TIGER SPA

Judy’s Oriental Massage

GRAND OPENING!!! Best of the Best in Town!

Appointments & Walk-ins are both welcome 10am to 10pm

FULL BODY MASSAGE

420 W. Market St., Warren, OH 44481 76 West, 11 North, 82 West to Market St. 6 lights and make a left. 1/4 mile on the left hand side.

Open 9am-12 midnight 7 days a week! Licensed Professionals Dry Sauna, Table Shower, Deep Tissue, Swedish

$40/hr Now with Vichy Shower 4125 William Penn Hwy, Murrysville, PA 15668 Across the street from Howard Hanna’s

724-519-2950

330-373-0303 Credit Cards Accepted

Accepting All Major Cards

get your

yoga on! Arm Balance Workshop (aka Poses to do at Parties)

Alignment-focused Hatha yoga in Point Breeze! We have Prenatal, Baby & Me, Yoga for Athletes, Flow classes & more.

Saturday, May 11 $30 www.clayyoga.com 4519 Liberty Ave., Bloomfield 412-335-1332

Drop in anytime OR sign up for a session!

www.innerhearthyoga.com N E W S

TA S T E

M U S I C

S C R E E N

A R T S

E V E N T S

C L A S S I F I E D S

0 0 ,0 0 $10

AY M MAY 1

Swipe DAILY 8:00am, May 1 through 11:59pm, May 28 to win great prizes and entries for a chance to win in our $100,000 SurvivorMania Grand Finale! Win tickets to our Survivorman show on June 8, Free Slot Play, and much more!

GRAND PRIZE DRAWINGS | MAY 29 STARTING AT 10AM

Activate your entries beginning at 8:00am through 6:50pm. Drawings every hour 10am-7pm. 10 winners will spin the wheel for a chance to win up to $1,000 Free Slot Play!

GRAND FINALE | 8PM 10 ямБnale winners will compete for a top prize of $10,000 Cash or a Trip of a Lifetime!

25 base points = 1 entry

ROUND 1 $1,100 CASH ROUND 2 $1,500 CASH ROUND 3 $2,500 CASH ROUND 4 $5,000 CASH 1 GRAND PRIZE WINNER

$10,000 CASH

Start earning entries 6:00am, May 1 through 6:50pm, May 29. Must have valid ID to win. For complete details visit Rush Rewards Players Club.

SLOTS | TABLE GAMES | DINING | NIGHTLIFE 777 CASINO DRIVE, PITTSBURGH NEXT TO HEINZ FIELD RIVERSCASINO.COM

GAMBLING PROBLEM? CALL 1-800-GAMBLER. MUST BE 21 YEARS OR OLDER TO BE ON RIVERS CASINO PROPERTY.