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OF OF OKC OKC What a year! Even in the midst of a global pandemic, there is much to celebrate in Oklahoma City. In fact, it’s more important than ever to feature and patronize the long list of excellent local restaurants, bars, art galleries, retail stores and other businesses... All while being careful and considerate of one another. Against this backdrop we proudly present the 2020 Best of OKC winners and nominees.
★ ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ BEST OF OKC 2020 HALL OF FAME ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ Here you will find a list of companies, restaurants and groups that have been voted the best in their category by our readers’ for more than 10 years!
BEST PERFORMING ARTS GROUP Lyric Theatre of Oklahoma 16 years
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BC Clark Jewelers 21 years
BEST STEAKHOUSE BEST LOCAL ANNUAL EVENT OR FESTIVAL Festival of the Arts, Arts Council of Oklahoma City 14 years
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BEST FINE JEWELRY
Cattlemen’s Steakhouse 18 years
BEST PLACE TO BUY LIQUOR Byron’s Liquor Warehouse 14 years
BEST MEXICAN RESTAURANT Ted’s Cafe Escondido 20 years
BEST LOCAL CRAFT BREWER
BEST BURGER
4745 Council Heights Road
several metro locations
COOP Ale Works Angry Scotsman Brewing
Johnnie’s Chracoal Broiler Express
704 W Reno Ave.
several metro locations
Bricktown Brewery
Patty Wagon Burgers
several metro locations
3600 N. May Ave.
Stonecloud Brewing Co.
S&B’s Burger Joint
1012 NW First St., Suite 101
several metro locations
Vanessa House Beer Co.
Tucker’s Onion Burgers
118 NW Eighth St.
several metro locations
BEST LOCAL TAP ROOM
BEST TACO
3 NE 8th St.
530 NW 23rd St.
Prairie Artisan Ales
FRIDA SOUTHWEST The first of many new additions to the resurgent Paseo Arts District, the gorgeous and bold Frida Southwest has been an instant hit. The striking stand-alone building at the gateway of the district features huge windows and modern design which blends with its unique surroundings. The inventive Southwestern cuisine by Chef
Ryan Parrott is the perfect complement to the beautiful outdoor patio, a large oval bar with overhead doors, and a cozy adjoining but separate watering hole (The Daley). The large dining room also allows for safe distancing in these troubled times.
Big Truck Tacos
Angry Scotsman Brewing
Fuzzy’s Tao Shop
704 W Reno Ave.
several metro locations
Elk Valley Brewing Co.
Hacienda Tacos
1210 N Hudson Ave.
12086 N. May Ave.
Stonecloud Brewing Co.
Mexican Radio
1012 NW First St., Suite 101
1734 NW 16th St.
Vanessa House Beer Co.
Oso on Paseo
118 NW Eighth St.
603 NW 28th St.
BEST BREAKFAST
BEST SANDWICH SHOP
3325 N. Classen Blvd.
1630 N. Blackwelder Ave.
Cafe Kacao Latin Cuisine
New restaurant to open since 6/1/19
The Garage Burgers & Beer
The Mule
Hatch Early Mood Food
City Bites
two metro locations
several metro locations
Jimmy’s Egg
Lee’s Sandwiches
several metro locations
3300 N. Classen Blvd.
Neighborhood J.A.M.
N D Foods
two metro locations
2632 W. Britton Rd.
Sunnyside Diner
Someplace Else A Deli & Bakery
several metro locations
2310 N. Western Ave.
BEST BRUNCH
BEST BARBECUE
2409 N. Hudson Ave
several metro locations
Cheever’s Cafe
Swadley’s Bar-B-Q
Hatch Early Mood Food
Clark Crew BBQ
two metro locations
3510 Northwest Expressway
Hefner Grill
Cornish Smokehouse
9301 Lake Hefner Parkway
801 SW 119th St.
Neighborhood J.A.M.
Earl’s Rib Palace
two metro locations
several metro locations
The Jones Assembly
Iron Star Urban Barbeque
901 W. Sheridan Ave.
3700 N. Shartel Ave.
BEST LATE-NIGHT EATS
BEST PIZZA PLACE
1804 NW 16th St.
several metro locations
Empire Slice House
Hideaway Pizza
Beverly’s Pancake House
Empire Slice House
3315 Northwest Expressway
1804 NW 16th St.
Flip’s Wine Bar & Trattoria
Pizzeria Gusto
5801 N. Western Ave.
2415 N. Walker Ave.
Guyutes
Sauced on Paseo
730 NW 23rd St.
2912 Paseo St.
The Jones Assembly
The Hall’s Pizza Kitchen
901 W. Sheridan Ave.
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Best restaurant with vegan or vegetarian menu options
PICASSO CAFE Shaun Fiaccone’s Humankind Hospitality group is on quite a roll. In addition to opening the brand new Frida (see Best New Restaurant) and the popular OSO on Paseo, Picasso continues its long tradition of combining delicious food with a truly unique and warm setting. In addition to a weekend brunch that continues to draw crowds, Picasso offers many excellent vegan and vegetarian options as well as innovative takes on more traditional menu items. Said Fiaccone: “I’ve been fortunate to have found such great partners over the years. We’ve continued to grow with and towards one another - which facilitates growth in our individual roles. And it’s gratifying to watch everyone succeed like that. Kim directing our beverage program, Chef Ryan always innovating and Kindt as the shaman of our culture. You can feel it
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when you’re in the restaurant which is probably why we all like being there so much.” The space has been refreshed without losing any of the charm, as has The Other Room, the connected neighborhood bar where you can also order from the full menu. Amid the hundreds of additions and rapidly escalating local dining scene, Picasso Cafe remains a shining star.
BEST STEAKHOUSE
BEST SEAFOOD
BEST LATIN RESTAURANT
1309 S. Agnew Ave.
two metro locations
440 NW 11th St., Suite 100
Cattlemen’s Steakhouse
Off the Hook Seafood & More
BEST MEDITERRANEAN RESTAURANT
Café do Brasil
Zorba’s Mediterranean Cuisine
Boulevard Steakhouse
FRIDA southwest
1492 New World Latin Cuisine
505 S. Blvd, Edmond
500 Paseo St.
1207 N. Walker Ave.
6014 N. May Ave.
Mahogany Prime Steakhouse
Hefner Grill
Cafe Antigua
Basil Mediterranean Café
two metro locations
301 Lake Hefner Parkway
1903 N. Classen Blvd.
211 NW 23rd St.
Ranch Steakhouse
Pearl’s Restaurant Group
Cafe Kacao Latin Cuisine
Cous Cous Café
3000 W. Britton Road
several metro locations
3325 N. Classen Blvd.
6165 N. May Ave.
Red PrimeSteak
The Drake Seafood & Oysterette
La Brasa
Mediterranean Imports & Deli
504 N. Broadway Ave.
519 NW 23rd St., Suite 111
1310 NW 25th St.
5620 N. May Ave.
BEST SUSHI
Sushi Neko
BEST DESSERT RESTAURANT, SHOP OR BAKERY
BEST ITALIAN RESTAURANT
Pie Junkie
GoGo Sushi Express and Grill
1711 NW 16th St.
Gabriella’s Italian Grill & Pizzeria 1226 NE 63rd St.
432 NW 10 St.
Ingrid’s Kitchen
Bellini’s Ristorante & Grill
4621 N. May Ave.
The Sushi Bar
two metro locations
801 N. Western Ave.
Gopuram Taste of India
several metro locations
La Baguette Bakery
Flip’s Wine Bar & Trattoria
412 S. Meridian Ave.
Tokyo Japanese Restaurant
7408 N. May Ave.
5801 N. Western Ave.
Himalayas Aroma of India
7516 N. Western Ave.
OKC Sweets
Stella Modern Italian Cuisine
709 N. Moore Ave., Moore
Tsubaki Sushi & Hibachi
7306 N. Western Ave.
1201 N. Walker Ave.
Taj Cuisine of India
5900 W. Memorial Rd., Suite E
Raspberries n’ Creme
Vito’s Ristorante
1500 NW 23rd St.
7606 N. May Ave.
7628 N. May Ave.
Tikka Craze
BEST RESTAURANT WITH VEGAN OR VEGETARIAN MENU OPTIONS
BEST MEXICAN RESTAURANT
BEST EASTERN ASIAN RESTAURANT
3009 Paseo St.
Ted’s Café Escondido
BEST WESTERN EUROPEAN RESTAURANT
several metro locations
Coolgreens
Chelino’s Mexican Restaurant
7408 N. May Ave.
3000 Paseo St.
several metro locations
several metro locations
Fassler Hall
Grand House Asian Bistro
Plant
Fuzzy’s Taco Shop
421 NW 10th St.
7516 N. Western Ave.
1120 N. Walker Ave.
several metro locations
Ingrid’s Kitchen
Sala Thai
The Loaded Bowl
Poblano Grill
two metro locations
1614 NW 23rd St.
1211 SW Second St.
13593 N. May Ave.
Royal Bavaria
Tana Thai Bistro
The Red Cup
San Marcos Mexican Restaurant
3401 S. Sooner Road, Moore
10700 N. May Ave.
3122 N. Classen Blvd.
several metro locations
Sean Cummings’ Irish Restaurant
Thai House Restaurant
7628 N. May Ave.
500 NW 23rd St.
Nunu’s Mediterranean Cafe & Market
4318 N. Western Ave.
Picasso Café
3131 W. Memorial Road
BEST INDIAN RESTAURANT
Sheesh Mahal
two metro locations
La Baguette Bistro
Gorō Ramen + Izakaya
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SOCIAL CAPITAL When Scissortail Park opened last year, many assumed the derelict properties all around would take decades to develop. Enter Social Capital, taking what was an old and abandoned service station and creating a wildly ambitious and sprawling bar and restaurant with jaw-dropping views of the park and skyline. The proprietors had cut their teeth with the popular Patriarch in Edmond and the new venture follows suit with 120 beers on tap, most local. They also feature a full wine and cocktail list, street tacos, salads, charcuterie, and house-made ice cream. On a nice day, there is no better place in town than the dog-friendly rooftop deck where the long tables and vistas invite patrons to spend hours drinking, eating, socializing, and watching the activity in the park. There is plenty of indoor and outdoor space at ground level as well, making Social Capital a major destination and the perfect spot to impress visitors.
BEST NEW RESTAURANT
BEST NEW BAR
BEST RESTAURANT
500 Paseo St.
517 S. Hudson Ave.
two metro locations
FRIDA southwest
Social Capital
Redrock Canyon Grill
BEST NATIONAL OR REGIONAL RESTAURANT
Chick-fil-A
Cantaritos Mexican Grill
Palo Santo
Cheever’s Café
several metro locations
1333 N. Santa Fe Ave
1203 SW 2nd St.
2409 N. Hudson Ave.
Charleston’s Restaurant
Clark Crew BBQ
Parlor OKC
FRIDA southwest
several metro locations
3510 Northwest Exressway
11 NE 6th St.
500 Paseo St.
Fuzzy’s Taco Shop
MOB Grill
The Daley
Taj Cuisine of India
several metro locations
11 NE 6th St.
500 NW 28th St.
1500 NW 23rd St.
On The Border Mexican Grill & Cantina
The Pig and the Butcher
The Study
The Jones Assembly
several metro locations
2925 W. Britton Rd.
701 W. Sheridan Ave., Suite 100
901 W. Sheridan Ave.
Whiskey Cake
BEST FINE DINING RESTAURANT
BEST PATIO DINING
BEST CHEF
901 W. Sheridan Ave.
The Jones Assembly, 901 W. Sheridan Ave.
1845 Northwest Expressway
Mahogany Prime Steakhouse
The Jones Assembly
Kevin Lee
two metro locations
FRIDA southwest
Benni Pappachan, Taj Cuisine of India
Cheever’s Cafe
500 Paseo St.
1500 NW 23rd St.
2409 N. Hudson Ave.
Hefner Grill
Bruce Rinehart, Rococo
FRIDA southwest
301 Lake Hefner Parkway
500 Paseo St.
Industry Gastro Lounge
Quinn Carroll, FRIDA southwest
Ranch Steakhouse
2800 NW 140th St.
500 Paseo St.
3000 W. Britton Road
Louie’s Grill & Bar
Ryan Parrott, Picasso Café
Vast
several metro locations
3009 Paseo St.
BEST DINER
BEST PRE- OR POST- EVENT SPOT
several metro locations
901 W. Sheridan Ave.
two metro locations
333 W. Sheridan Ave.
BEST NEIGHBORHOOD BAR
Edna’s
Sunnyside Diner
The Jones Assembly
5137 Classen Circle
Beverly’s Pancake House
HiLo Club
51st Street Speakeasy
3315 Northwest Expressway
1221 NW 50th St.
1114 NW 51st St.
Hungry Frog Restaurant
Ponyboy
BAR ARBOLADA
1101 N. Pennsylvania Ave.
423 NW 23rd St.
637 W. Main St.
Jimmy’s Egg
The Other Room
Lost Highway
several metro locations
3009 Paseo St.
1613 N. May Ave.
The Diner
Vanessa House Beer Co.
The Other Room
213 E. Main St., Norman
118 NW Eighth St.
3009 Paseo St.
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BEST LOCAL COVER BAND
BEST FREE ENTERTAINMENT
Superfreak
Bricktown
Uncle Zep
Oklahoma City Festival of the Arts
Weekend Allstars
Local Tap Music Series @ The Jones Assembly
Wise Guys
Scissortail Park
BEST LOCAL ORIGINAL BAND OR SINGER
BEST BAR FOR LIVE MUSIC
My So Called Band
Jabee
Paseo Arts Festival
The Jones Assembly 901 W. Sheridan Ave.
Cody Rudd
51st Street Speakeasy
Graham Coltom
1114 NW 51st St.
Kyle Dillingham
Blue Note Lounge
Mike Hosty
2408 N. Robinson Ave. Louie’s Lakeside
BEST RADIO PERSONALITY OR TEAM
Joey and Heather
9401 Lake Hafner Pkwy. VZD’s Restaurant & Bar 4200 N. Western Ave.
98.9 KYIS
Lisa and Kent, 92.5 KOMA Rick and Brad, 100.5 KATT
BEST CONCERT VENUE
Chesapeake Energy Arena
The Morning Animals, 98.1 WWLS
100 W. Reno Ave.
THis Week in Oklahoma Politics, 91.7 KOSU
The Criterion 500 E. Sheridan Ave.
BEST PERFORMING ARTS GROUP
Lyric Theatre of Oklahoma
The Jones Assembly 901 W. Sheridan Ave.
1727 NW 16th St.
Tower Theatre
Adèle Wolf Productions
425 NW 23rd St.
Oklahoma City Ballet
Zoo Amphitheatre
6800 N. Classen Blvd.
2101 NE 50th St.
Oklahoma City Philharmonic 424 Colcord Drive, Suite B Terre Rouge Burlesque
BEST PUBLIC ART/MURAL
Plaza Walls
16th Street Plaza District
BEST VISUAL ARTIST
Greg Burns
Aqueous by Jen Lewin Oklahoma Contemporary
BIG HOMIE JOE
Flamenco by Jonathan Hills
Denise Duong
The Paseo Arts District
Jason Wilson
Life in The Light by Denise Duong
Jerry Bennett
Film Row New Zealand OKC Thunder player Steven Adams
BEST LOCAL ANNUAL EVENT OR FESTIVAL
by Graham Hoete, Film Row
Oklahoma City Festival of the Arts
BEST PLACE TO BUY LOCAL ART
Affair of the Heart
Carpe Artem Gallery
deadCenter Film Festival
1104 NW 30th St.
Oklahoma City Memorial Marathon
DNA Galleries
Paseo Arts Festival
1709 NW 16th St.
The Paseo Arts District
JRB Art at the Elms
BEST CHARITY EVENT
Oklahoma City Memorial Marathon Boots & Ball Gowns, Infant Crisis Services GlitterBall, deadCenter Hero Awards, Oklahoma Humane Society Oklahoma Born & Brewed, Oklahoma Hall of Fame
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2810 N. Walker Ave. Oklahoma City Festival of the Arts
2020 PASEO ARTS AWARDS B EHIND THE M AS K Unable to safely gather for the 2020 Paseo Arts Awards, the PAA will celebrate online this year!
NOV 6 - 19
Silent Auction, Raffle & Awardee Video Kickoff
Join us online for a silent auction, raffle prizes & a series of videos recognizing seven artists & organizations that found creative ways to pivot and persevere in the face of the pandemic!
NOV 19 @ 7PM
Auction & Raffle Close
NOV 20
Raffle Winners Announced
PIVOT AWARD
OVAC INSPIRATIONAL INFLUENCER AWARD
NICO LE POO LE ARTIST OF THE YEAR
M AR ILYN ARTUS
MEGAPHONE AWARD
O K LAH OM A GAZETTE
Local cover band
MY SO CALLED BAND Ah, for the old days of packing ‘em in at the Tower Theater and Tulsa’s Vanguard. Those times will return and when they do My So Called Band will be there to once again tear up hits from the 1990’s and early 2000’s. Formed in 2010, the local five-some and their loyal following are counting down the days until we can all be together again, dancing our butts off.
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THANK YOU SPONSORS
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Best public art/mural
PLAZA WALLS In September of 2015, developer Steve Mason sought away to convert a shabby alleyway into something that would add to the increasingly popular Plaza District. A plan was hatched to create Plaza Walls, a curated, rotating mural project managed and produced by The Oklahoma Mural Syndicate. The project was launched by Dylan Bradway and Kristopher Kanaly with approval by the Oklahoma City Arts Commission and Urban Design Commission with a mission to advocate and create public art throughout Oklahoma. Plaza Walls has now become a draw in itself and has been well supported by the district businesses. When city council passed an ordinance requiring 1% of the budget for all
public construction projects to be dedicated to public art, it went relatively unnoticed. Now, you see the results all over town with many bright murals and interesting sculptures and art displays. Amid all the new competition for eyeballs, the passionate leaders in the Plaza District continue to evolve the Plaza Walls project, a great place to stroll after dinner and drinks. Our readers still think it’s the best.
THIS YEARS PLAZA WALL ARTIST’S JASON PAWLEY DENISE DUONG UP DOGS DUSTY GILPIN SKIP HILL TONY THUNDER WILEY ACKZILLA HOLEY KIDS YATIKA FIELDS CASSIE STOVER
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BEST ART GALLERY
Oklahoma City Museum of Art 415 Couch Drive
Carpe Artem Gallery 1104 NW 30th St. DNA Galleries 1709 NW 16th St. JRB Art at the Elms 2810 N. Walker Ave. Oklahoma Contemporary Arts Center 11 NW 11th St.
BEST MUSEUM
Oklahoma City Museum of Art 415 Couch Drive
National Cowboy & Western Heritage Museum 1700 NE 63rd St. Oklahoma City National Memorial & Museum 620 N. Harvey Ave. Oklahoma History Center 800 Nazih Zuhdi Dr. Science Museum Oklahoma 2020 Remington Place
BEST LOCAL DISTRICT
The Paseo Arts District 16th Street Plaza District Bricktown Midtown Uptown 23rd District
BEST CASINO
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Riverwind Casino
1544 W. State Highway 9, Norman Grand Casino Hotel & Resort 777 Grand Casino Blvd., Shawnee Lucky Star Casino - Concho 7777 N Highway 81, Concho Newcastle Casino 2457 Highway 62 Service Road, Newcastle Remington Park Racing & Casino 1 Remington Place
BEST LGBTQ+ BAR OR CLUB
The Boom! 2218 NW 39th St. Angles 2117 NW 39th St. HiLo Club
1221 NW 50th St. Partners and Partners Too 2805 NW 36th St. Tramps 2201 NW 39th St.
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15th Anniversary Celebration of
Oklahoma History Center at 800 Nazih Zuhdi Drive
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Come visit during the opening of the newest permanent exhibit,
Launch to Landing: Oklahomans and Space launching Tuesday, November 17
Best local district
PASEO ARTS DISTRICT At the Gazette, we have been covering OKC for over 42 years and thus can remember the dark days of the 80’s when The Paseo was the only urban district in town. Now that there are more than a dozen thriving enclaves, voters still regard the original as the top pick. There is just something about the eclectic collection of artists, galleries, shops, restaurants and festivals
combined with the organic (as in not manufactured) Southwestern architecture and charming neighborhoods that surround. In the past few years, new construction has brought even more to love and has kept The Paseo a gem in the heart of the city.
See Oklahoma’s contributions to the history of aviation and space exploration! The exhibit features the Skylab 4 Apollo Command Module (CM-118). The Space Station that was the longest mission flown by any Apollo command module, it flew for a total of 84 days in space.
Items Include
.ISS Polo Shirt worn in space by Fred Leslie .Iss Polo Shirt used in space by John Herrington .Iss Polo Shirt flown and used during ISS Mission by Shannon Lucid .Flight Garment Pants used on the Apollo 14 flight to the moon by Stuart Roosa .Skylab sleeping head gear flown during Skylab .Lunar Sample Rocks “Moon Rocks” .Space Shuttle heat shield protective tiles And More!
This permanent exhibit was made possible by the generous support of
E.L. and Thelma Gaylord Foundation, M.D. Jirous and Barbara Jirous Foundation, Inasmuch Foundation, Records-Johnston Family Foundation Inc., Bob Ford, James C. and Teresa K. Day Foundation, Friends of the Oklahoma History Center, National Air and Space Museum, Smithsonian Institute,Washington, D.C. Cosmosphere, Hutchinson, Kansas, Thomas P. Stafford Air and Space Museum, Weatherford, Oklahoma Mill More, Cameron Eagle, Ink Ranch
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7518 N. May Ave.
Byron’s Liquor Warehouse
Blue Seven
Freeman’s Liquor Mart
Eden Boutique
4401 N. Western Ave.
2924 Paseo St.
George’s Liquors
Fashion Lion Boutique
1020 W. Main St.
16706 N. Pennsylvania Ave., Edmond
Grand Cru Wine & Spirits
HABIT
9275 N. May ave.
3400 S. Bryant Ave., Suite 140, Edmond
Sean’s Wine & Spirits
Lush Fashion Lounge
6969 Northwest Expressway
14101 N. May Ave., Suite 114
BEST VAPOR SHOP
BEST PET-FRIENDLY PATIO
6608 N. May Ave.
301 NW 10th St.
Liquid Vapor Lounge
The Bleu Garten
Bronco Vapes & Wild Horse Dispensary
Angry Scotsman Brewing
551 E. State Hwy 152 #2, Mustang
704 W. Reno Ave.
Creative Vapor
Picasso Cafe
3629 NW 22nd St.
3009 Paseo St.
OKC Vapes
The Jones Assembly
3710 NW 50th St.
901 W. Sheridan Ave.
Thunder Vapor
The Pump Bar
7000 NW 122nd St., Suite B
2425 N. Walker Ave.
BEST CREDIT UNION
BEST NAUGHTY BUSINESS
several metro locations
several metro locations
Tinker Federal Credit Union
Christie’s Toy Box
Communication Federal Credit Union
Adèle Wolf Productions
several metro locations
Patricia’s
Oklahoma’s Credit Union
two metro locations
3001 N. Lincoln Blvd.
Red Dog Saloon
True Sky Credit Union
6417 NW 10th St.
several metro locations
Terre Rouge Burlesque
WEOKIE Federal Credit Union several metro locations
BC Clark Jewelers
Francis Tuttle Technology Center
CJ’s Jewelers
Oklahoma City Community College
8200 S. Western Ave.
7777 S. May Ave.
Huntington Fine Jewelers
Oklahoma State University-Oklahoma City
10633 S. Western Ave.
900 N. Portland Ave.
Mitchener-Farrand Fine Jewelers
University of Central Oklahoma
2844 W. Wilshire Blvd.
100 N. University Drive, Edmond
Naifeh Fine Jewelry
University of Oklahoma
6471 Avondale Drive, Nichols Hills
660 Parrington Oval, Norman
BEST THRIFT, VINTAGE OR CONSIGNMENT STORE
BEST NEW RETAIL ESTABLISHMENT
BEST FINE JEWELRY several metro locations
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BEST PLACE FOR CONTINUING EDUCATION
12777 N. Rockwell Ave.
The Spunky Cauldron
16704 N. Pennsylvania Ave., Edmond
23rd Street Antique Mall
Carpe Artem Gallery
3023 NW 23rd St.
1104 NW 30th St.
Dig It Boutique
Common Dear
1739 NW 16th St.
3 NW 9th St.
Payless Thrift Store
Human Interaction
4640 S. Pennsylvania Ave.
224 E. Main St., Norman
Value Village Thrift Store
Swaddle
4401 SE 15th St., Del City
7636 N. Western Ave.
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BEST SPA
two metro locations
12200 N. MacArthur Blvd.
Oklahoma Humane Society
Eden Salon & Spa
Infant Crisis Services
Bella Strada Salon & Spa Suites
4224 N. Lincoln Blvd.
3224 S. Broadway, Suite 100
Mutt Misfits Animal Rescue Society
Saving Faces Salon/Spa
Oliver and Friends Farm Animal Sanctuary
2912 Lakeside Drive, Suite 11
20217 N. Indian Meridian, Luther
The Willow - an Organic Concepts Salon
Regional Food Bank of Oklahoma
1025 E. Vandament Ave., Suite 400
3355 S. Purdue Ave.
Udånder 131 Dean A McGee Ave., Suite 105
BEST NONPROFIT
Oklahoma Humane Society two metro locations
Hope Community Services Inc.
BEST YOGA, PILATES OR BARRE STUDIO
Soul Yoga
6100 S. Walker Ave.
several metro locations
Infant Crisis Services
405 Yoga
4224 N. Lincoln Blvd.
1004 N. Hudson Ave.
Mutt Misfits Animal Rescue Society
FLO State Studio | Hot Studio
Oliver and Friends Farm Animal Sanctuary
9610 N. May Ave.
20217 N. Indian Meridian, Luther
The Bend Wellness Center & Yoga 290 E. Trade Center Terrace, Mustang
BEST PLASTIC SURGEON
Tim R. Love, MD
This Land Yoga 405 NW 30th St.
Robert A. Hein, MD Sawan Surgival Aesthetics Shadid Plastic Surgery Associates Stephen C. Gauthier, MD
BEST HEALTH NUTRITION STORE
Akin’s Natural Foods 2924 NW 63rd St.
Dodson’s Health Food & Vitamins
BEST HOSPITAL
Integris Baptist Medical Center
1305 36th Ave. NW, Norman Doorway To Health 2 Inc 2105 Riverwalk Dr., Moore
3300 Northwest Expressway
Omega Health Foods
Mercy Hospital
2427 N. Council Road, Bethany
several metro locations
Triad Fitness+Supplements+Nutrition
Oklahoma Heart Hospital
14201 N. May Ave., Sute 203
Nonprofit
4050 W. Memorial Rd. OU Medical Center 700 NE 13th St. SSM Health St. Anthony Hospital several metro locations
BEST HOTEL
The Skirvin Hilton Oklahoma City 1 Park Ave.
21c Museum Hotel
BEST MEDICAL SPA
LOVE Plastic Surgery and Aesthetics, Tim R. Love, MD
900 W. Main St. Ambassador Oklahoma City 1200 N. Walker Ave.
11101 Hefner Pointe Dr., Suite 104
Bradford House
Advanced Aesthetics
1235 NW 38th St.
13100 N. Western Ave., Suite 201
Colcord
Bella Luce Med Spa
15 N. Robinson Ave.
3209 Northwest Expressway Mariposa Aesthetics & Laser Center 4214 N. Classen Blvd. RefineU Medspa 13301 N. Meridian Ave., Suite 300A
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OK HUMANE SOCIETY One of the unforeseen positive consequences of the current pandemic is that many more people have the time and desire to adopt furry companions. The Oklahoma Humane Society has long taken responsibility for helping to pair needy dogs and cats with lucky families through an army of volun-
teers who foster animals in their own homes. Now, the agency is planning a beautiful new facility adjacent to lower Scissortail Park which will allow them to further expand their important mission and reach.
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BEST DISPENSARY
Fire Leaf Dispensary
BEST ALTERNATIVE MEDICINE PRACTITIONER
Great Barrier Reefer Medical Dispensary
2309 S. Interstate 35 Service Road, Moore
3820 N. Rockwell Ave., Suite C, Bethany
Bloom Healthcare
Mango Cannabis
10717 N. May Ave., Sutie B
16309 N. Santa Fe Ave., Suite B, Edmond
MMD OKC
Project Releaf
2220 N Classen Blvd., Suite A
1218 N. Pennsylvania Ave.
Randy Whitekiller DO, Natural Choice Urgent Care
UWD Dispensary + CBD
5929 N. May Ave., Suite 500
two metro locations
UWD Dispensary + CBD
several metro locations
Green Hope Wellness
two metro locations
BEST HEAD SHOP
Fire Leaf Dispensary several metro locations
Green Gorilla Smoke & Vape Shop
Alternative medicine practitioner
GREEN HOPE WELLNESS “Educate before you medicate” is the motto at Green Hope Wellness, where their on-site physicians help patients navigate the complex new world of cannabis, CBD and other alternative medicines. Green Hope has earned a reputation for not only helping obtain a medical marijuana card but taking the time to help chart a treatment plan based on each individual. As such, they have swept the first two years in the Alternative medicine category
BEST CANNABIS KNOWLEDGEABLE STAFF
Fire Leaf Dispensary
7220 N. May Ave.
several metro locations
The Classen Collective
Great Barrier Reefer Medical Dispensary
2717 N. Classen Blvd.
3820 N. Rockwell Ave., Suite C, Bethany
The Indigo Attic
Project Releaf
5012 N. Meridian Ave.
1218 N. Pennsylvania Ave.
UWD Dispensary + CBD
The Classen Collective
two metro locations
2717 N. Classen Blvd. UWD Dispensary + CBD
BEST DISPENSARY FOR CONCENTRATES
Fire Leaf Dispensary
two metro locations Vertica Cannabis 2925 Lakeside Dr.
several metro locations Mango Cannabis
16309 N. Santa Fe Ave., Suite B, Edmond Project Releaf
BEST PLACE TO BUY CBD PRODUCTS
Sage Wellness
1218 N. Pennsylvania Ave.
4200 N. Western Ave., Suite A
The Classen Collective
CBD Plus USA
2717 N. Classen Blvd.
several metro locations
UWD Dispensary + CBD
Project Releaf
two metro locations
1218 N. Pennsylvania Ave. UWD Dispensary + CBD
BEST HEALTH AND BEAUTY CANNABIS-INFUSED PRODUCT
Pain Stick
two metro locations Vertica Cannabis 2925 Lakeside Dr.
788 Collection
Bubble Bath Bar, Bison + Rose Cannagasm, Flora Goddess Capsules, Chill Pillz
BEST PLACE TO BUY CANNABIS PLANTS
Likewise Cannabis
Custom tincture, UWD Dispensary + CBD
several metro locations
two metro locations
The Joint Cannabis Club 3628 NW 50th St.
BEST EDIBLE PRODUCT
Gummies
Tumbleweed Cannabis Co.
Black Cherry Soda, Seismic Beverages
1401 S. Agnew Ave.
Cheesecake, Just Us Eats
UWD Dispensary + CBD
Gummies, JKJ Processing
two metro locations
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several metro locations
Easy Street
Gummy Leaves, UWD Dispensary + CBD
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The Peak Dispensary
You don’t need us to tell you there are literally hundreds of cannabis dispensaries all over town, often several on the same corner. Yet, Fire Leaf has managed to distinguish itself and repeats as Best Dispensary after winning in last year’s debut for this category. One of the first dispensaries to start selling medical cannabis after State Question 788 went into effect, Fire Leaf put itself on the map early by hosting patient drives and has developed a loyal following with quality products and knowledgeable staff.
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Consistent Affordable Quality Products made by med patients for med patients
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FOR OVER 60 YEARS OF CUSTOMER LOYALTY
Local park for social distancing meet-ups
SISSORTAIL PARK When I-40 was relocated a few blocks south, what once was an ugly bunch of dilapidated buildings and junkyards was suddenly the gateway to downtown. City planners saw an opportunity and with the generous aid of taxpayers, the third round of MAPS provided the funds for a completely new 40-acre park. The park has been a smash hit with paddle boats, an outdoor skating rink, a great lawn and many socially-
distance events. It’s simply a great place to get out and walk and be outside and when the lower park is complete in two years, it will connect the central business district to the Oklahoma River.
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BEST RESTAURANT YOU FEEL COVID-SAFE DINING IN
BEST COVID-SAFE GYM
3009 Paseo
several metro locations
Picasso Cafe
YMCA of Greater Oklahoma City
Pearl’s Oyster Bar
Gold’s Gym
5641 N. Classen Blvd.
several metro locations
Pizzeria Gusto
Lifetime Fitness
2415 N. Walker Ave.
2563 W. Memorial Rd.
Taj Cuisine of India
Union Performance
1500 NW 23rd St.
7994 N. Olie Ave.
The Jones Assembly
VASA Fitness
901 W. Sheridan Ave.
two metro locations
Magic ntern La Fairy
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YMCA of Greater Oklahoma City
BEST LOCAL GROCER, DELI, OR SPECIALTY FOOD SHOP
Paseo Farmers Market
405 Yoga
3020 N. Walker Ave.
Aalim Dance Academy
Easy Freezy Freezer Meals
Soul Yoga.
9309 N. Pennsylvania Ave.
This Land Yoga
Mediterranean Imports & Deli 5620 N. May Ave.
BEST GARDEN SHOP
Marcum’s Nursery
N D Foods 2632 W. Britton Rd.
2121 SW 119th St.
Urban Agrarian
Calvert’s Plant Interiors
1235 SW 2nd St.
5308 N. Classen Blvd. Organics Okc 2800 N. Pennsylvania Ave. The Green House Inc.
BEST LOCAL ARTS & CULTURE PROGRAM TO GO ONLINE
deadCenter Film Festival
1708 24th Ave SW, Norman
701 W. Sheridan Ave., Suite 110
The Plant Shoppe
Adèle Wolf Productions
835 W. Sheridan Ave., Suite 100
Art Moves Arts Council OKC
BEST OUTDOOR HOME IMPROVEMENT SPECIALISTS
TLC Garden Centers two metro locations
LIVE @ Mix-Tape, Factory Obscura
300 N. Mat Ave.
Oklahoma Contemporary 11 NW 11th St.
BEST LOCAL MUSIC LIVESTREAM (PROGRAM OR MUSICIAN)
Oklahoma Habitat for Hummanity ReStore
Twilight Summer Concert Series @ The Jones Assembly, Arts Council OKC
several metro locations
Kyle Dillingham
Garden Ponds Unlimited 310 SW 1st St., Moore
Families can drive to Paseo
and gaze into the window from their car, or walk the sidewalk to peer into the fantasy.
First Friday, December 4, 6:00-9:00 pm
The ‘Gazement Ball’ shines further into all stories as the young and adult dancers of StarDanceSwan weave the enchanting Paper Puppets through the original music of Steve McLinn, Ojas. Magic Lantern Fairy ‘Gazement,’ a reminder of the wonder in creative expression.
25 NW 9th St.
Brassfield Landscapping Forest Lumber Company
Magic Lantern Fairy ‘ Gazement’ The window at StarDanceSwan lights up and we see all of the Paper Puppets created by children of all ages in a window fantasy!
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BEST COVID-SAFE DISPENSARY
The Classen Collective
Superfreak From Home The Hosty House Sunday Night Show
2717 N. Classen Blvd. Likewise Cannabis
several metro locations Stars amd Stripes Dispensary 7213 S Council Rd.
BEST CONTINUING ED THAT HAD SMOOTHEST ONLINE TRANSITION
Oklahoma State UniversityOklahoma City
Tegridy Market
900 N. Portland Ave.
2811 Dorchester Dr.
Oklahoma City Community College
UWD Dispensary + CBD
7777 S. May Ave.
two metro locations
Oklahoma State University-Oklahoma City 900 N. Portland Ave.
BEST COVID-SAFE BARBER OR SALON
The Iron Rose Salon
Rose State College 6420 SE 15th St., Midwest City University of Central Oklahoma
3124 N. Classen Blvd.
100 N. University Drive, Edmond
Hair by DeRae
University of Oklahoma
2814 SW 104th St.
660 Parrington Oval, Norman
MK Willow 4200 N. Western Ave. Saving Faces Salon/Spa 2912 Lakeside Dr., Unit 11
BEST LOCAL PARK FOR SOCIAL DISTANCING MEET-UPS
Scissortail Park
Sustain Salon
300 SW 7th St.
1624 Linwood Blvd
Bricktown River Walk Park
BEST COVID-SAFE TATTOO SHOP
400 E. Reno Ave.
Atomic Lotus Tattoo
Mitch Park
409 NW 23rd St.
1501 W. Covell Rd., Edmond
Black Magic Tattoo
Myriad Gardens
29 NE 9th St.
301 W. Reno Ave.
Fallen Angel Tattoo & Body Piercing
Will Rogers Park
916 SE 89th St., Suite B
3400 NW 36th St.
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chickenfriedNEWS BALLS OUT Finally, some 2020 Chicken Fried News fodder that isn’t just a laugh-so-you-don’tcry reaction to the soul-crushing state of the nation. In a refreshing change of pace, Oklahoma makes Fox News and the Washington Post for another reason besides a failed governmental COVID19 response or cover up, or for being the lucky site chosen to host Trump’s first superspreader event — ahem, authoritarian pep rally. AHEM. “Campaign rally.” Or even for the inevitable consequences for a utility company in a state with extremely volatile weather that doesn’t even attempt to bury its transmission lines, doomed to repeat the same stupid catastrophe over and over again. That’s right, folks. We’re back in the national headlines for the right reason — a
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backwoods castration and interrupted cannibal plot. The 28-year-old victim reportedly spilled the beans to authorities after a botched surgery caused uncontrolled bleeding from the area formerly known as the testicles. On a serious note, what a sad state of affairs that someone likely suffering from gender dysphoria had to seek out amateur surgery due to the prohibitive cost of medical procedures in this country, even with the best of insurance. On a lighter note, if the path you take is meeting up with a man from the internet who calls himself “EunichMaker” at a Le Flore County cabin for black market gender reassignment surgery seems like a reasonable solution? Well, buy the ticket and take the ride. In addition to the felonies stemming from the “unlicensed surgery,” which, calling that charge an understatement is in and of itself an understatement, the two men from Wister are charged with two drug-related misdemeanors. Perhaps the most shocking detail of this story is not that the victim’s testicles were found in a plastic bag inside a deep freezer stored in a bedroom — yes, a bedroom — but the fact that the drug recovered wasn’t meth. I bet you thought it was meth, huh? The confiscated substance was in fact psilocybin, or psychedelic mushrooms. Which, upon second thought, totally checks out too.
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GUN WAVING HEROES?
Just a few days before the election, Oklahoma County Republicans were treated to a visit by some real political heavyweights. Mark and Patricia McCloskey, the wealthy St. Louis couple who have been charged with felonies after pointing their firearms at protesters marching down the private drive of their gated community, made an appearance Friday night. Fittingly, it was at a fundamentalist Baptist church. “The McCloskeys stood up to the mob, swallowed their fear, and defended their private property against an angry mob of hundreds. Their story is one of sheer courage that few people today possess,” according to the event listing on Eventbrite. What they did was unnecessarily escalate a situation by pointing firearms at protesters who weren’t threatening them directly, according to Chicken Fried News. But what a prosecutor in Missouri considered felonious behavior is apparently endorsed by Oklahoma County Republican sheriff’s candidate Tommie Johnson III, who must have had to stifle waves of nausea over the McCloskeys’ horrendous trigger discipline to pander for votes. Other implicit endorsements were provided by Oklahoma County Commissioner Brian Maughan,
Oklahoma County Court Clerk Rick Warren and Oklahoma County Clerk David Hooten. For just ten American dollars, attendees could “hear the real story of what happens when only one party controls a city, rule of law is abandoned, and the left has their way,” which is a bad midway pitch, but the best one this city will get this fall since the Oklahoma State Fair was canceled due to the pandemic. Also on site was the “Trump Trailer” in what may be among its final attempts to sell signs, flags and caps promoting a future that America hopefully will never see. It is unknown as of press time whether Patricia brought her signature mustard-smeared shirt for private photos.
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ed by University Theatre and University of Oklahoma Helmerich School of Drama, Miss Bennet: Christmas at Pemberley, by Lauren Gunderson and Margot Melcon, is a sequel to Pride and Prejudice, featuring all the beloved characters from Jane Austen’s novel. As the family gathers for Christmas at Pemberley, bookish middle-sister Mary meets an unexpected guest who sparks her hopes for independence, an intellectual match and possibly even love., Fri., Nov. 13, Sat., Nov. 14 and Sun., Nov. 15. University Theatre, 500 W. Boyd St., 405-325-4101, theatre.ou.edu. FRI-SUN, NOV 13 - 15
are events recommended by Oklahoma Gazette editorial staff members For full calendar listings, go to okgazette.com.
Monday Night Blues Jam Session bring your own instrument to this open-stage jam hosted by Wess McMichael, 7-9 p.m. Mondays. Othello’s Italian Restaurant, 434 Buchanan Ave., 405-701-4900, othellos.us. MON
FILM The Dark Divide with exclusive Q&A This is a special screening! The film will be followed by an exclusive, pre-recorded Q&A with the cast and crew!, Based on the story of renowned butterfly expert Robert Pyle (David Cross) who embarked on a life-changing trek through one of America’s most important unprotected wildlands in the summer of 1995. Rodeo Cinema, 2221 Exchange Ave., 405-2353456. FRI, NOV 6 Free Film Screening: Portrait of a Lady on Fire This is a special screening presented by the OKCU Film Institute. Afterwards, in the Rodeo Cinema lobby, there will be a Q&A discussion about the film., This is a FREE screening and is open to the public. Masks will be required. Seating is limited to 50% capacity, so reserve your FREE seat today!, ABOUT THE FILM: On an isolated island in Brittany at the end of the eighteenth century, a female painter is obliged to paint a wedding portrait of a young woman. (2019) In French with English subtitles. Run time: 120 minutes. Free! Rodeo Cinema, 2221 Exchange Ave., 405-235-3456, rodeocinema.org/events/portraitofaladyonfire. SUN, NOV 8 Rodeo Cinema Presents: V for Vendetta “Remember, remember, the Fifth of November...”, Voilà! Warner Brothers is bringing back the 2005 classic action film V FOR VENDETTA back to the big screen for this 15 year anniversary! Rodeo Cinema, 2221 Exchange Ave., 405-235-3456. THU, NOV 5 Silents, Please!: The Sheik (1921) The great classic silent film THE SHEIK will be featured at the Rodeo Cinema’s new “SILENTS PLEASE” series., It will be accompanied by BILL ROWLAND on the Rodeo’s theatre organ., The Sheik is a 1921 American silent romantic drama film produced by Famous Players-Lasky, directed by George Melford, starring Rudolph Valentino and Agnes Ayres, and featuring Adolphe Menjou. It was based on the bestselling romance novel of the same name by Edith Maude Hull and was adapted for the screen by Monte M. (1921). Rodeo Cinema, 2221 Exchange Ave., 405-235-3456 SAT, NOV 7
HAPPENINGS Beaux Arts at 75 The Beaux Arts collection is an especially playful and eclectic body of work that includes everything from an idyllic summer landscape by a master Abstract Expressionist to a kitschy 1980s “altarpiece” featuring a pair of photorealistic Dalmatians. In honor of the 75th anniversary of the Museum’s original fundraiser, the Beaux Arts Ball, OKCMOA will present the entirety of its Beaux Arts collection in a series of exhibitions and permanent collection installations highlighted by “Beaux Arts at 75.”, Nov. 7-April 25. Oklahoma City Museum of Art, 415 Couch Drive, 405-236-3100, okcmoa.com. Bloody Mary Bingo Looking for something to do after brunch and before the drag shows?? Come get a Bloody Mary starting at $5 and $15 Mimosa Pitcher, and play some bingo with us at Partners and win some amazing prizes! Hosted by Teabaggin’ Betsy, Sundays, 4 p.m. Partners, 2805 NW 36th St., 405-9422199, partners4club.com. SUN Factory Obscura Virtual Tour View never-beforepublished photos, stories, factoids, and more by taking the Mix-Tape 360 virtual tour. Admission to Mix-Tape 360 is a suggested donation of any amount. Every donation supports Factory Obscura’s mission to support, create, and awaken., ongoing. factoryobscura.com Festival of Freaks Festival of Freaks at the OKC Fairgrounds in the Hobbies, Arts & Crafts Building. Any tickets purchased for the March 21, 2020 original date will be honored on the new date. Admission is $5 and children ages 3 and under are FREE. $5, children age 3 and under are FREE. Oklahoma State Fair Park, 3220 Great Plains Walk, 405-948-6700, statefairparkokc.com/events/584/details. SAT, NOV 7 FORENSIC NIGHT at SKELETONS: MUSEUM OF OSTEOLOGY CSI in OKC! Explore what forensic anthropologists, law enforcement, and investigators can learn by examining human skeletal remains. Each table will be assigned a mystery case. Through handson investigation, you will learn to “read” the features of a human skull to determine your subjects: age, sex, physical trauma and/or pathology (disease). These are replica skulls from REAL homicides, accidents & suicides. Personal discretion is advised. Ages 16 & Up.
Oklahoma city Philharmonic Pops season [POPS 1], The Magic of John Williams, November 6-7, Civic Center Music Hall, 201 N. Walker Ave., 405-297-2264, okcphil.org. FRI - SAT, NOV 6-7
Paseo Arts Awards and Auction
Unable to safely gather, the PAA will celebrate the 2020 Paseo Arts Awards “Behind the Mask” online this year. Beginning on First Friday, November 6 through November 19, the PAA will release a series of videos recognizing seven artists and organizations who have found creative ways to pivot and persevere, serving and creating even in the face of the pandemic. The PAA will also hold a silent auction and sell raffle tickets. Tune in on social media and at thepaseo.org/ awards to bid, purchase raffle tickets, and learn about the PAA and their seven awardees. thepaseo.org/award.
FRI, NOV. 6 - 19 | photos provided Price includes: 1 table (3 adults), ALL DAY museum admission, private gallery viewing from 5:30 PM 6:30 PM, 15% gift shop discount between 5:30 PM - 6:30 PM. $75.00 Per Table (3 People). SKELETONS: Museum of Osteology, 10301 South Sunnylane Road, 405-814-0006, skeletonmuseum.com/forensicnight.
board the farm’s locomotive or take a spin on the carousel. While you’re at this Oklahoma City farm, have fun in the animal barn, pedal cars and jumping pillows. Each child who visits the Fall Festival will receive a sugar pie pumpkin. Orr Family Farm, 14400 S. Western Ave., 405-799-3276, orrfamilyfarm.com.
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Historically Local Speakers Series-Jesses Chisholm & Council Grove The WesTen Historical Speakers Series presents Jesse Chisholm & Council Grove: A Little-Known Piece of History on Thursday, November 12 at 7PM with Bill Welge former Director of American Indian Culture & Preservation at the Oklahoma Historical Society. The presentation is FREE but registration is required (https://historicallylocalnov2020.eventbrite.com) to allow for social distancing. The Historically Local Speakers Series is hosted by WesTen District and Castle Falls Restaurant & Venue. Light appetizers and a cash bar will be available. Free. Castle Falls Restaurant & Event Center, 820 N. MacArthur Blvd., 405-256-8033, westendistrictokc. com/event/jesse-chisholm-council-grove-a-littleknown-piece-of-history. THU, NOV. 12
PERFORMING ARTS Miss Bennet: Christmas at Pemberley A witty and charming holiday story will be present-
OSU Orchestras’ November Concert OSU Philharmonic & Symphony Strings, Dr. Thomas Dickey, conductor, Sarah King, assistant conductor, Samantha Schroeder, guest conductor, Jacob Grice, guest composer, Tuesday, November 17 at 7:30 PM, McKnight Center for the Performing Arts, Limited socially distanced seating available, Live-streaming at OState.TV $10, 8, & 5, Tue., Nov. 17, 7:30-9 p.m. McKnight Center for the Performing Arts, 705 W University Ave, 405744-9999, facebook.com/events/358975048554296. TUE, NOV 17
VISUAL ARTS Art Moves Art Moves artists have adjusted from daily downtown performances to online streaming. Help us support our local artist by joining us weekdays at Arts Council Oklahoma City’s facebook page for live-streaming performances and demonstrations from artist homes or studios!, Art Moves is an Arts Council OKC initiative that provides free arts events each workday from Noon-1:00. Events previously took place in various downtown locations and may include artist demonstrations or musical performances. The
Late Night at the Museum Enjoy an evening of social-distanced fun! Paint a canvas inspired by Tom Palmore’s Royal Family from the Museum’s contemporary art collection and explore Prosperity Junction on a flashlight tour. Bring your pillows and blankets and curl up for a showing of Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian. Popcorn provided! An adult must accompany children. $35 per child for ages 4 and up, $20 per adult. Reservations required by November 3 $35 per child; $20 per adult. National Cowboy & Western Heritage Museum, 1700 NE 63rd St., 405-478-2250, nationalcowboymuseum. org/event/late-night-at-the-museum. FRI, NOV 6 LIVE! on the Plaza join the Plaza District every second Friday for an art walk featuring artists, live music, shopping and more, 6-10 p.m. second Friday of every month. Plaza District, 1618 N. Gatewood Ave., 405-426-7812, plazadistrict.org. FRI, NOV 13 New World Comic Con New World Comic Con at the OKC Fairgrounds in the Oklahoma Expo Hall. Adults: $7, Children (ages 5 to 12): $5, ages 4 and under FREE with an adult admission. $5-7, ages 4 and under are FREE with adult admission. Oklahoma State Fair Park, 3220 Great Plains Walk, 405-721-7634, statefairparkokc.com/events/607/details. SAT, NOV 14 Pumpkin Harvest Craft Festival A craft fair featuring over 45 different booths from across the state. Items ranging from candles, wood art, clothing, needle work, and home decor. There will be Indian Tacos for sale along with a bake sale. All proceeds go towards Friends of the Park. Admission is FREE! Dale Robertson Center, 1200 Lakeshore drive, 405-350-8937, yukonok.gov/newsevents/events. SAT, NOV 7 This Land is Herland The Oklahoma Historical Society (OHS) and the Cherokee Strip Regional Heritage Center (CSRHC) are pleased to present This Land is Herland, a series of three programs on women’s activism in Oklahoma. okhistory.org/herland. THU, NOV 5
YOUTH Fall Festival at the Orr Family Farm Celebrate all things autumn at the Fall Festival at Orr Family Farm in Oklahoma City. Go through the maze, ride on a hayride, play on the farm’s outdoor attractions,
Lyric’s A CHRISTMAS CAROL Re-imagined Outdoors This Holiday Season
Lyric Theatre will celebrate its diamond anniversary of its production of A CHRISTMAS CAROL this fall with an all-new outdoor production, whisking audiences away to a magical holiday village nestled in the heart of Oklahoma City. The historic Harn Homestead, 1721 N. Lincoln Blvd., will be reimagined as the Victorian Era setting for Ebenezer Scrooge, Jacob Marley, magical spirits, and a host of unforgettable characters. Patrons will follow Charles Dickens’ timeless tale of transformation and redemption, as they are guided from scene to scene at the homestead. $35 for Child (12 and under) / $61 for Adults, Tuesdays-Thursdays, 7-8:30 p.m. and Saturdays, Sundays, 5-6:30 & 8-9:30 p.m. through Dec. 30. Harn Homestead Museum, 1721 N. Lincoln Boulevard, (405) 524-9310, lyrictheatreokc.com/shows/ lyrics-a-christmas-carol-2020. THROUGH DEC 30 | Photo provided/ James Michael Avance A R T S & CU LT U R E O KGA Z E T TE .CO M | N OV E M B E R 4 , 2 0 2 0
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‘You Are Here’ Interactive Exhibit The University of Central Oklahoma’s Melton Gallery will host a free and open-to-the-public opening reception for “You Are Here,” an interactive art exhibition featuring works that engage visitors in the themes of light, space, identity and perception. The exhibit will be on display through Nov. 19 at the Melton Gallery, located in the UCO Art and Design building, in the center of Central’s campus., Mondays-Fridays. Melton Gallery, 100 N. University drive, 405-525-3603, uco.edu. THROUGH
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Tucker Smith A Celebration of Nature (Retrospective) This exhibit will be truly retrospective, with work ranging from Smith’s early years as a professional artist to his most recent paintings. It will also present the breadth of subject matter he has tackled, with an emphasis on western wildlife, but also including camp and cowboy scenes, straight landscapes, a few foreign locales, and at least one railroad painting. $12.50, Sundays, 12-5 p.m. and Mondays-Saturdays, 10 a.m.-5 p.m. through Jan. 3. National Cowboy & Western Heritage Museum, 1700 NE 63rd St., (405) 478-2250, nationalcowboymuseum.org/exhibition/ tucker-smith. THROUGH JAN 3
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Bright Golden Haze This insightful group exhibition will explore the ways in which artists use light to create place, both geographic and conceptual, inspired by both the uniquely influential quality of light and space in the state and the new building itself. The exhibition, which takes its title from the first line in Rodgers and Hammerstein’s iconic musical Oklahoma!, will present a thematic grouping of new, recent and site-specific works. Oklahoma Contemporary Arts Center, 11 NW 11th St., 405-951-0000, oklahomacontemporary. org/exhibitions/upcoming/bright-goldenhaze?sourceNumber=. THROUGH JAN 4 Colors of Clay an exhibition of clay pots, bowls, pitchers and jars created by Native American artists, National Cowboy & Western Heritage Museum, 1700 NE 63rd St., 405-478-2250, nationalcowboymuseum.org. THROUGH MAY 10 Fall 2020 Group Exhibition Kiowa Six Organized by curator Helen Opper, this A new exhibition at the Fred Jones Jr. Museum of Art examines the lives exhibition features the work of eight loand works of the Kiowa Six: Spencer Asah, James Auchiah, Jack cal artists working in a variety of media Hokeah, Stephen Mopope, Lois Smoky, and Monroe Tsatoke. The exhibiand styles: Amanda Cole, Adriana Faith, tion demonstrates how both before and after their short residencies at Cameron Fisher, Samantha Hope, Trace OU, members of the Kiowa Six acted as strong agents of cultural presLogan, Lisa Maslovskaya, Michael Mcervation and transmission while navigating pressures of assimilation Daniel, and Jordan Tacker. The Art Hall from the federal Kiowa Agency and external expectations for their artisis open for in-person viewings (please tic practices. Fred Jones Jr. Museum of Art, 555 Elm Ave., 405-325observe social distancing, and masks 3272, ou.edu/fjjma. THROUGH JAN 17 | Image provided/ The James T. requested), or on our website: https:// Bialac Native American Art Collection, 2010 www.arthallokc.com/fall-2020-groupexhibition. All art is for sale. Gallery Twice Around the World: Oklahoma’s Wiley hours:, M-F 8am-9pm, Sat 10am-7pm, Sun 10am-6pm Post Located in the President’s Office Gallery this Free. The Art Hall, 519 NW 23rd Street, 4052315700, exhibit shares holdings from the Oklahoma Hall of Fame arthallokc.com/fall-2020-group-exhibition. THROUGH Archives, including a new First Day Cover collection from NOV 14 Martin L. Severe, featuring Oklahoma’s favorite pilot, Wiley Post. The exhibit runs from the date post landed from Fiber Arts Featuring Reagan Kloiber, Micah Hamhis solo flight around the world through his birthday., ilton, Leigh Martin, and Sarah Atlee - Opening on Tuesdays-Saturdays. Gaylord-Pickens Oklahoma Heritage November 12th from 4-8pm, Nov. 12-Dec. 6. DNA Museum, 1400 Classen Drive, 405-235-4458, oklahomaGalleries, 1709 NW 16th St., 405-525-3499, DNAGalleries. hof.com/calendar. THROUGH NOV 22 com. NOV 12 - DEC 6 Paseo Arts District’s First Friday Gallery Walk peruse art from over 80 artists with 25 participating business for a night of special themed exhibits, refreshments and a variety of entertainment opportunities, 6-10 p.m. first Friday of every month. Paseo Arts District, 3022 Paseo St., 405-525-2688, thepaseo.org. FRI, NOV 6
Shared Lives, Distant Places: Recent Acquisitions in Photography Featuring photographs given in honor of the Museum’s 75th anniversary, “Shared Lives, Distant Places” highlights contemporary photographers who employ different photographic styles—documentary, photojournalism and street photography—to capture the global human experience, offering alternative ways of seeing and understanding the people, places and events that shape our world. The exhibition provides a glimpse into the everyday lives of people, conflicts and historical events around the world at various moments in time and explores the working processes of six contemporary photographers. Oklahoma City Museum of Art, 415 Couch Drive, 405-236-3100, okcmoa.com.
Until We Organize: The Struggle for the Equal Rights Amendment an exhibition of photographs chronicling Oklahoma’s battle over the ERA. Oklahoma History Center, 800 Nazih Zuhdi Drive, 405-521-2491, okhistory.org. THROUGH NOV 30 West: The American Cowboy The ranching and small rodeo communities in the heartland of the great American West may be a long way from New York City, but French photographer Anouk Masson Krantz has been drawn back time and time again to explore this largely unfamiliar and overlooked part of the world. In “WEST: The American Cowboy”, Anouk revisits the enduring iconic symbol of America’s pioneering spirit with a fresh, inspiring and contemporary view from an outsider’s perspective., “WEST: The American Cowboy” is a traveling exhibition that will debut at the National Cowboy & Western Heritage Museum. $12.50, Mondays-Saturdays, 10 a.m.-5 p.m. and Sundays, 12-5 p.m. National Cowboy & Western Heritage Museum, 1700 NE 63rd St., (405) 478-2250, nationalcowboymuseum.org/exhibition/west-the-american-cowboy. THROUGH DEC 27
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Storytellers and Sellers: Artist Illustrators Before pixels, programs, and software transformed graphic design, illustrators gave form to thought and generated the majority of public imagery. Using their creativity and talents to promote specific ideas, they helped tell stories and sell products through books, newspapers, magazines, advertisements, logos, labels, calendars, billboards, and even coloring books. Behind their bold and bright designs, however, was a standard artistic approach. The illustrators used the same supplies and techniques as any painter, and composed every scene with perspective, aesthetic, color, form, and figure in mind., MondaysSundays. National Cowboy & Western Heritage Museum, 1700 NE 63rd St., 405-478-2250, nationalcowboymu-
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Some events in Oklahoma City are being postponed or cancelled due to COVID-19. For the latest restrictions and safety guidelines, visit okc.gov coronavirus.health. ok.gov.
WEDNESDAY, NOV. 11 Live Summer Jams with DJ Blake-O, The Collective Food Hall. Wind Down Wednesday, Elmer’s Uptown.
THURSDAY, NOV. 12 Hacienda Sunset Serenade, Hacienda Tacos. Spotlight Concert Series: Charles Burton Band, Oklahoma Contemporary Arts Center. JAZZ
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Hacienda Sunset Serenade, Hacienda Tacos.
Live Summer Jams with DJ Blake-O, The Collective Food Hall.
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Wind Down Wednesday, Elmer’s Uptown.
Insider: A Tom Petty Tribute, Diamond Ballroom. Fall Blues and Brews, Belle Isle.
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Hacienda Sunset Serenade, Hacienda Tacos.
Brent Beamer/ Troy Cheshire/ Dylan Stewart, Blue Note.
Lee Hernan, VZD’s Restaurant & Bar. LATIN POP Open Mic Nite, Core4 Brewing. Johnny Woods, Autumn Ragland, VZD’s Restaurant & Bar.
Soulful Sunday’s at Aurora - Live Music & Brunch, Aurora Breakfast Bar & Backyard. Paper Jam: Maddie Razook, Stephen Salewon, Factory Obscura livestream
The Almas, Blue Note.
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Brett Young: The Chapters Tour, The Criterion.
Jessica Tate, Bossa Nova Caipirinha Lounge. JAZZ
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Live Summer Jams with DJ Blake-O, The Collective Food Hall.
Hacienda Sunset Serenade, Hacienda Tacos.
Wind Down Wednesday, Elmer’s Uptown.
Next Halen: A Celebration of Eddie!, Belle Isle Restaurant & Brewery. Read Southall Band, The Criterion. COUNTRY
SUNDAY, NOV. 8 Soulful Sunday’s at Aurora - Live Music & Brunch, Aurora Breakfast Bar & Backyard.
These are events recommended by Oklahoma Gazette editorial staff members. For full calendar listings, go to okgazette.com.
BY MATT DINGER ILLUSTRATIONS: BIGSTOCK.COM
Two years since licensed Oklahoma patients could legally purchase cannabis in the state, there are still gaping holes in the testing system, but those holes may finally be getting stitched up soon. An industry that was erected nearly overnight has only had one legislative session that has had an impact on its operations after former Gov. Mary Fallin failed to call an emergency session to build statutory infrastructure. A large, multifaceted legislative effort this past session was thrown into chaos due to the COVID-19 pandemic and the final product was vetoed by the governor and failed to mount a veto override in the legislature. Only so much can be fixed through administrative rulemaking and, in fact, some of the previously passed legislation has hamstrung the Oklahoma Medical Marijuana Authority from instituting changes. Those shifting sands and unmitigated uncertainty have left businesses and patients alike with a patchwork of protections and checks and balances against malfeasance. But so far this
year, the OMMA has issued two product recalls, one initiated by them and another by a processor doing its due diligence, as well as moving to revoke the license from one of the first and most well-known testing laboratories in the state for reportedly fabricating its test results. On July 17, the state via the Oklahoma State Department of Health/OMMA filed an application for a show cause hearing for a license revocation and assessment of administrative penalties against Moon Mix, LLC. Moon Mix was among one of the first to market in the state to offer liquid cannabis distillate in the form of vaporizer cartridges. On March 26, The Highgrade Testing Lab tested Moon Mix’s Batch 161 and failed it for testing above allowable levels of pesticides. On April 16, Scissortail Laboratory also failed the same batch, according to the OMMA. The state health department conducted an on-site investigation on April 24 and discovered that Moon Mix “does
not request or require test results from other medical marijuana businesses when purchasing, or obtaining, medical marijuana to process. Respondent processes medical marijuana without ensuring it has passed all tests in violation of” state statutes, the application states. It was learned through the investigation that products processed from Batch 161 as well as other two batches were sold that failed pesticide testing from March to June, according to the application. Additionally, the OMMA alleges that Moon Mix purchased medical marijuana without test results as well as medical marijuana from out of state. The company also sold products directly to individual family and friends that included unlicensed people, according to the OMMA. “Through its investigation, the OSDH discovered at least four hundred and seventeen (417) improperly documented invoices and inventory manifests. Most of these documents have an incomplete description of the items sold. The document retention and in-
ventory tracking requirements set forth in OAC 310:681-5-6 are essential to be able to track medical marijuana and/or medical marijuana products in lhe event of a recall and ensure the safety of medical marijuana and/or medical marijuana products for consumers. Furthermore, failure to fully document all sales, purchases, and transfers interferes with the OSDH’s statutory duty to account for all medical marijuana grown in Oklahoma. Proper documentation is one of the most foundational requirements to properly run a business, and Respondent’s gross disregard for the law has placed and continues to place the public’s health and safety in danger,” according to the application. As a result, the OMMA demanded the surrender of the company’s commercial cannabis license and more than $541,000 in fines. Moon Mix denied all of the allegations against them except for matters of its Continue on page 28
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address and the fact that a recall was initiated by OMMA, according to the response and defenses to the state’s application. The case is set to be heard by an administrative court next year.
The second product recall was initiated by the processor itself. On Oct. 8, Green Motavation, LLC sent out a recall notice to the OMMA.
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Green Motavation is the umbrella company for a number of brands, most notably Mr. Mack’s. The company initiated a recall of a batch of 100 products that were made from distillate that failed testing for pesticide levels, released under various brand names: Mr. Mack’s, BARZ, Caramel, Dank Confections, Fresh Bake, PotPops, and Pusher. “As part of our quality control process that is desig ned to ensure consistency of the medicine that we deliver to pat i e nt s , M r. Mack’s periodically runs additional spot check tests not required by the Oklahoma Medical Marijuana Authority. Late yesterday we received notice that our quality control tests revealed that the medical marijuana distillate we purchased with pristine test results from a processor failed our quality control spot check retest,” according to a news release.
While awaiting test results from another lab to confirm the failed test, a recall was initiated. “While this is a very difficult time for us here at Mr. Mack’s, we entered this industry with our focus on patients and we intend to keep our sights squarely on those patients. We hate having to announce this recall, but we are committed to doing the right thing by our patients and dispensary partners… Hopefully we can serve as a cautionary tale for others to not trust test results in Oklahoma until seed to sale tracking and testing processes are fixed,” the release states. In an effort to be fully transparent, all of the test results for the batches in question were published alongside the news release. The recall brought production to a halt and, all said and done, the recall cost the company at least $160,000 in revenue, said Greg Wilson AKA Chilly Mack, the brand manager behind Mr. Mack’s and other brands under the Green Motavation umbrella. “Because of our insurance and everything like that, we weren’t allowed to release anything back into the market until everything was on point. All testing, everything was good to go… As far as sales lost simply because we were not able to have product in the market and then recovering existing product that was in the market, the deductibles on recall insurance, and they do that per
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product and not per brand. Well over $160,000 in lost sales and profit. Just for that three-week period, nearly fourweek period. We projected between now and November, I mean now we’re in the recovery mode so people who are our die-hards who have been with us since
day one, yeah they’re still going to place their same sizable orders and so on and so forth, but the new guys that might have been a $5,000 order may now be a $1,000 order or no order at all. Or instead of it being a weekly order, it’s a bi-weekly order and that order is cut in half. So
even with everything being good, it’s still going. We’re still projected to lose $65,000 for November just through the recovery period,” Wilson said. The distillate that failed processing would otherwise have gone to the market if it were not for internal quality spot checks that are not required by the OMMA, he said. Because of the amount of demand for the company’s products, they currently provide 70 percent of the flower used to make distillate for Green Motavation’s processing, meaning they purchase approximately 30 percent of the distillate through third parties, Wilson said. Clean lab results were provided upon purchase, but an attempt to confirm the test results was denied by the laboratory. Further investigation revealed that the lab results appear to be fabricated, Wilson said. And without the additional batch testing required by the insurance company for their recall procedures, the tainted distillate would be on dispensary shelves, in patients’ digestive tracts and lungs, all without the public’s knowledge. “If it was not for this recall protocol, we wouldn’t have known. And what we’re finding out is, this particular rep, they sell a lot of liters [of distillate] to a lot of people so potentially, there’s a lot of products out there that is contaminated. And these are people who have been duped because we don’t have a process
in place to ensure that people are getting what they’re paying for and that the labs for what they’re getting match … There’s no check and balances between these brokers and they’re licensed agents. They are licensed verification agents. They are licensed to whatever company that they’re with. Their OMMA license is valid, their OBN is valid. So to any buyer it’s an aboveboard transaction. There’s nothing abnormal or odd about it, except for when this happens. But ultimately, there’s a different issue that has been uncovered and now OMMA is looking into, which is the quality of the labs, period. For the first year, pretty much, or at least eight months of it, F.A.S.T. Labs was the only lab available that was online doing anything and so we utilized them,” Wilson said. But F.A.S.T. Labs has also been the subject of on OMMA investigation. In the next issue, Oklahoma Gazette examines the circumstances that led to F.A.S.T. Labs surrendering their license in the state and speaks with Lee Rhoades, laboratory program oversight manager for the OMMA, about how the quality assurance lab currently coming online and the seed-to-sale tracking system that will be implemented next year will provide the regulatory framework needed to largely eradicate these issues.
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FREE WILL ASTROLOGY Homework: At what moment in your past were you happiest about the person you were? Can you recreate it? FreeWillAstrology.com ARIES (March 21-April 19)
Aries poet Charles Baudelaire championed the privilege and luxury of changing one’s mind. He thought it was natural and healthy to always keep evolving beyond one’s previous beliefs and attitudes, even if that meant one might seem inconsistent or irrational. “It is lamentable,” he once proclaimed, “that, among the Rights of Human Beings, the right to contradict oneself has been disregarded.” I bring these thoughts to your attention, dear Aries, so that you will feel at peace with the prospect of outgrowing rules, strategies, and approaches that have worked well for you up until now— but that have outlived their usefulness.
TAURUS (April 20-May 20)
The horoscopes I write are my love letters to you. As I compose them, my goal is to celebrate your beauty and strength even as I discern what’s lacking in your life and what confusions might be undermining you. In my philosophy of life, that’s how love works at its best: remaining keenly aware of the good qualities in the beloved while helping them deal with their problems and heal their wounds. I suggest that in the coming weeks you adopt my approach for use with your own close relationships. Your allies are in special need of both your praise and your rectifications.
GEMINI (May 21-June 20)
When Charles de Gaulle was 15 years old, he wrote “General de Gaulle,” a short story in which he envisioned himself, many years in the future, as a general in the French army. Thirty-five years later, his imaginary tale came true, as he became a general of the free French army fighting against Germany in World War II. In the spirit of de Gaulle’s prophecy, and in accordance with current astrological omens, I encourage you to compose a comparable tale about your own destiny. Have fun as you visualize in great detail a successful role you will play months or even years from now.
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CANCER (June 21-July 22)
In 1903, archaeologists digging in a cave in Cheddar Gorge, England found the fossilized remains of “Cheddar Man,” a person who had lived there 9,000 years earlier. In 1997, DNA tests revealed that a teacher named Adrian Targett, who was living a half-mile from the cave, was a direct descendant of Cheddar Man. I propose that we invoke this scenario to serve as a metaphor for you in the coming months. According to my analysis of the astrological omens, your ancestors are likely to play a bigger role in your life than usual. Connections between you and them will be more vivid and influential and worthy of your meditations.
LEO (July 23-Aug. 22)
According to the film Amadeus, composers Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart (1756–1791) and Antonio Salieri (1750–1825) were adversaries who disliked and undermined each other. But there’s evidence that this was not entirely true. In fact, they collaborated on creating a cantata that was performed by Nancy Storace, a famous singer they both admired. It’s unlikely they would have cooperated in such a way unless they had a working relationship. I suspect that a comparable correction is due in your world, Leo. It’s time to dissolve a misunderstanding or restore a lost truth or fix an old story that got some of the facts wrong.
VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22)
The coming weeks will be a favorable time for you to ask for help and seek support. I urge you to be forthright in doing so! Resources that have been inaccessible before may be more available now. I suspect you will be able to capitalize on the luck and skill of allies who have benefited from your favors in the past. Their successes could bring you blessings and their breakthroughs should inspire you to instigate breakthroughs in your own life. Be straightforward: Ask them to lend their influence in your behalf.
LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22)
In the 1970s, an Englishman named Stephen Pile founded the Not Terribly Good Club. It was designed to be a gathering place for mediocre people whose lives were
marked by inadequacy and incompetence. To organize his thoughts about the club’s themes, Pile eventually published a book entitled The Book of Heroic Fallures. Unfortunately, it sold so many copies that he got expelled from his own club. He had become too successful! I suspect that in the coming months, you may have an experience akin to his. The odds are good that you’ll find interesting success in an area of your life where you have previously been just average.
SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21)
“At every crossroad, be prepared to bump into wonder,” wrote Scorpio poet James Broughton. I believe that’s stirring advice for you to keep in mind during the coming weeks. Broughton’s words inspired me to come up with a corollary for you to heed, as well: “At every turning point, be ready to stumble into an opportunity disguised as a problem.” I’ve got one more clue for you. Last night in my dream, my Scorpio poetry teacher offered a thought that’s well-suited for you right now: “Whenever you want to take a magic twisty leap into the big fresh future, be willing to engage in one last wrestling match with the past.”
SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21)
Actor Gary Busey is quirky and kooky, but his peculiar rants sometimes make good sense. Here’s one that I suspect might be useful for you to consider during the next two weeks: “It’s good for everyone to understand that they are to love their enemies, simply because your enemies show you things about yourself you need to change. So in actuality enemies are friends in reverse.” I don’t mean to imply that your adversaries and nemeses are totally accurate in their critiques of you. But there may be a thing or two you can learn from them right now that would truly improve your life.
CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19)
Musician John Coltrane described one of his life goals as follows: “There are forces out here that bring suffering to others and misery to the world,” he said. “But I want to be the opposite force. I want to be the force which is truly for good.” Even if that’s not an intention at the core of your long-term plans, Capricorn, I recommend you consider adopting it during the next few weeks. Being a
vigorous and rigorous force for good will be especially needed by the people with whom you associate—and will also result in you attracting interesting benefits.
AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18)
Known as “the bad boy of bridge,” Aquarian-born Geir Helgemo is a champion in the card game of bridge. At times he has been the top-rated player among Open World Grand Masters. But in 2019, he was suspended from the World Bridge Federation for a year because he tested positive for taking testosterone supplements that are banned. Why did he do it? He hasn’t said. There is some scientific research suggesting that testosterone may boost cognitive function, but other evidence says it doesn’t. I’d like to use Helgemo’s foolishness as a teaching story for your use, Aquarius. According to my astrological analysis, you’re approaching the peak of your competence and confidence. There’s no need for you to cheat or sneak or misbehave in a misplaced effort to seek an even greater advantage. In fact, righteous integrity will enhance your intelligence.
PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20)
“I might really have gone round the bend,” confessed Botswana author Bessie Head. “I mean people who get visions and see a gigantic light descend on them from the sky can’t be all there, but if so I feel mighty happy. If one is happy and cracked it’s much better than being unhappy and sane.” Although I don’t expect your state of mind in the coming weeks will be as extreme as Bessie Head’s, Pisces, I do suspect it will have resemblances to her dreamy cheerfulness. If I had to give a title to this upcoming phase, it might be “Wise Folly.” And yes, I do think your “craziness” will generate useful insights and fertile revelations.
Go to RealAstrology.com to check out Rob Brezsny’s expanded weekly audio horoscopes /daily text message horoscopes. The audio horoscopes are also available by phone at 1-877-873-4888 or 1-900-950-7700.
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