JUNIUS GREENE James G. Ryan, PHD, Fo unding Dean Joint School of Nanersc ience and Nanerenginee ring 2907 East Lee Street Greensboro, NC 27401 Dear Mr. Ryan, I am writing to say I supp ort your new school 100% . As I understand it, the pu your school is to study na rpose of ners. It is about time. Na ners have never gotten the they deserve. People know res pect that all about naner pudding, naner bread, naner nut mu naner milkshakes. But did ffins, and you know that naner skins can be used to polish yo Another thing most peop ur shoes? le don’t know is that hang ing a plastic bag of nane window will attract butte rs by your rflies. Unfortunately it wi ll also attract wasps and is just the kind of thing we racoons, but that need to do more research on – how to keep varmint naners in the home and ga s away from rden. I can tell you first hand tha t naners are good for ulc ers. Some people claim peels will get rid of warts that naner . I have never had much luck with that one but ma left the peel taped to my yb e I have not nose long enough. I am more than happy to dona science if you want to loo te myself to k into it more. As you may guess by no w, I am big on naners. I started eating them abou when my doctor recomme t 10 years ago nded them for leg cramp s because they have a lot Now I eat about six nane of potassium. rs a day and I never have leg cramps though I am times. a bit bloated at There is one question tha t I am dying to know. Di d Chiquita know about yo of nanerscience when the ur school y decided to relocate to Ch arl otte, because if they did should call them right no not, you w and let them know. M aybe they will change the can steal some jobs from ir mind and we Charlotte. Ha! If we play our cards right, Greensboro could be the Naner Capital of North Am I would love to be a part erica and of it. I live in Climax, wh ich is right down Highwa so I could be there licke y 42 1 from you ty split or maybe I should say naner split! Please let me know how I can help.
Junius “Bubba” Greene PO Box 159 Climax, NC 27233-9153
The Art & Soul of Greensboro
April/May 2012
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