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Editor’s note

This week cover Using logic to escape ..................... 12

news Cambria talks evacuation routes .........9 Coalition asks for affordable housing fee revamp ...... 10

opinion State Parks shouldn’t serve on tourism board .................. 14 An apology is warranted ................ 14

arts LITERATURE: Local author writes about frozen Disney .......................36 GALLERY: Photography as ethereal art .....................................38

flavor FOOD: Mexican soul food in Santa Margarita ..........................46

ocked boxes, table drawers, books, lost keys, secret cubbyholes, and lots of little clues. That’s what’s coming to a city near you. Escape room experiences are so hot right now that they are proliferating across the Central Coast. The newest one to open hit Solvang. Grover Beach has had one for a couple BREAK OUT of years. San Luis Obispo has one that stays The Ultimate Escape Rooms in and one that travels. For this week’s cover Solvang recently story, Sun Managing Editor Joe Payne from opened a new experience, Gold New Times’ sister paper, talks to escape room Fever, which Sun Managing purveyors and what’s out there waiting for you Editor Joe Payne to get clued in and get out [12]. and New Times Calendar Editor You can also read about Cambria’s Caleb Wiseblood struggle with being fire prone [9] ; the helped solve in 36 minutes. latest proposal to change the county’s affordable housing fees [10] ; an author who wrote about Walt Disney going into the deep freeze [36] ; a photographer who focuses on the little things in life [38] ; and how a trip to Santa Margarita can take you to Mexico [46]. Camillia Lanham editor

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County workers plan to strike in December F or the first time ever, more than half of San Luis Obispo County’s workforce could be on picket lines instead of in government offices from Dec. 11 to 14. SLO County’s largest employees union has notified administrators that it plans to strike amid discontent over a 2018-19 contract that included 0.5 percent raises. “This is a protest of the county’s actions,” said Pat McNamara, the SLO County Employees’ Association (SLOCEA) general manager. “It’s intended to get their attention and convey to them that this is a tool we have in the toolbox.” The looming strike, which was announced by the county on Nov. 20, comes after months of stalemated negotiations. The 1,737-member SLOCEA demanded 3 percent cost-of-living raises, while the county offered 0.5 percent, citing financial restraints. Independent fact finders sided with the SLOCEA in July. Neutral arbitrators found that county staffers get paid 10 to 18 percent less than workers at comparable agencies, and that the county was in “a very strong financial position.” County leaders disagreed, pointing to a $3.6 million budget gap with “expenses outpacing revenue.” After fact-finding, the county made a final offer to SLOCEA: 0.5 percent raises and increases to its health care contribution. “We must be fiscally responsible. We offered them the increases we could afford this year,” County Administrative Officer Wade Horton said in a Nov. 26 press release. McNamara countered Horton’s assertion. “They raise the issue of their budget gap ... both fact finders scoffed at it, essentially. They could easily provide the cost-of-living adjustment that we requested,” McNamara told

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New Times. “You have third-party neutrals who are not looking at the county’s economic concerns with any merits, and the employees are certainly not.” Not all SLOCEA members will be permitted to strike on Dec. 11. The SLOCEA and the county have agreed on 160 “essential employees” who may not participate “to protect public health and safety,” according to the county. Those employees include positions STRIKE LOOMING The SLO County Employees’ Association is preparing for in the Sheriff’s a strike Dec. 11 to 14, but 160 “essential employees,” like clinicians at the SLO Office, Probation, Jail (pictured), are barred from participating. Social Services, Health Agency, Public Works, and Animal Control, among other told New Times that the guaranteed end date, as well as the preventing of certain workers departments. Prior to this agreement, on Nov. from participating, could take the teeth out of 21, the county publicized its request for a court the demonstration. order through the Public Employment Relations “If everybody goes on strike except [essential Board to bar the essential employees from employees], then it doesn’t really have an impact,” striking. It later withdrew the complaint, which said the Social Services worker, who asked New McNamara referred to as “theatrics.” He said Times to remain anonymous to avoid retaliation. SLOCEA was given mere minutes’ notice prior “If nobody’s answering the phone at Child Welfare, to its filing. then the higher-ups would say, ‘Whoa, we have a Both parties have agreed the labor strike will not stretch past Dec. 14. One SLOCEA employee real problem here.’” Δ —Peter Johnson

Atascadero denies warming shelter at Armory On Nov. 27, the Atascadero City Council declined a nonprofit’s request to utilize city property as a temporary warming shelter for homeless individuals during the winter months. The proposal came after the Atascadero Warming Center’s current hosting site, St. Williams Church, notified the group that it would not be able to accommodate the shelter after Jan. 21, 2019. The Atascadero Warming Center, a group made of volunteers, merged with Transitional Food and Shelter to provide services for medically fragile homeless and the warming center last year. Transitional Food and Shelter proposed entering into an agreement with the city to jointly provide an overnight warming center at the Atascadero National Guard Armory Jan. 22, through April 15, 2019. At the Nov. 27 meeting, community members expressed concerns about the location as it is adjacent to the Atascadero Printery, Colony Park, Youth Center, and is across the street from the Atascadero Fine Arts Academy.

Resident Madalyn McDaniel sent the city a letter stating that she believes the proposed location is too close to young students. “It is inconceivable that anyone would consider exposing children to a multitude of unknown adults without any restrictions or consideration to the adults’ drug additions, criminal history, or anger management issues,” it read. In Transitional Food and Shelter’s proposal, the city would have been responsible for all the costs of providing shelter in the state armory, including minor repair work, utilities, building maintenance, administrative costs, the cost for national guardsman (required for the security of military equipment), a security guard, janitorial service, and transportation for homeless individuals. The council unanimously denied the proposal on account of a short timeline, the location, not enough information, and a lack of funding. The nonprofit provided a no-barrier warming shelter—no requirements are necessary to stay at the shelter—last year. The center was an option for people experiencing homelessness who did not qualify to stay at the El Camino Homeless Organization (ECHO). NEWS continued page 6

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According to the staff report, ECHO requires its clients to meet criteria such as sobriety, non-violence, working to break the cycle of homelessness, and being employed or the willingness to work toward employment. The warming center was open for 101 nights during the winter of 2017-18, according to the staff report. —Karen Garcia

Investigators may be ‘zeroing in’ on source of TCE contamination Officials with the Central Coast Regional Water Quality Control Board say they may be getting closer to finding the source of a chemical plume that contaminated wells in the Buckley Road area, but the investigation remains ongoing. It’s been nearly three years since water quality officials discovered levels of trichloroethylene, or TCE, that exceeded the Environmental Protection Agency’s (EPA) drinking water standards in the groundwater of domestic wells in the area. While investigators still have not publicly identified the source of the contamination, they say they are getting closer to finding it. “We basically think we are zeroing in on a hot spot, which will give us clues to the source,” said Dean Thomas, a project manager for the Central Coast Regional Water Quality Control Board. After TCE began showing up in residential wells in 2015, water board investigators conducted tests at multiple properties in an attempt to identify a source. That included the SLO airport, which was cleared as a source for the contamination in August 2016. In 2017, officials identified three commercial properties in the Thread Lane and Buckley Road area for testing. According to an Oct. 18 report to the state water board, two of those properties showed no evidence of being the source of the contamination. However, tests on a third property at 4665 Thread Lane detected TCE in levels more than 156 times higher than the EPA’s drinking water standards. Previous reports indicated that the property houses a machine shop that’s operated since the 1960s and may have used industrial solvents in the past. The report to the board did not identify the property as the source. Thomas said that the agency has already drilled additional testing wells on the Thread Lane property and taken more samples. The samples are being tested, and investigators hope to have the results and more information sometime in early December. —Chris McGuinness

Paso starts by-district election discussion A legal challenge prompted the city of Paso Robles to conduct its first hearing about plans to transition the city to a district-based election process. During public comment at the Nov. 20 hearing, Paso resident Chip Tamagni said that he was concerned that separating the city into districts would make the future City Council inaccessible.

VIEWER DISCRETION “I’ve emailed you guys at different times with different issues, whatever it may be, and I fear that maybe I’ll only be able to talk to just John, if he’s my representative,” Tamagni said. Paso City Council members are currently voted for in citywide elections. Moving to a district-based system would divide the city into districts, each with one representative who resides in the district and is elected only by the voters residing in that district. In this system, voters within each district may only vote for one candidate every four years. The city received a letter in August from the Kevin Shenkman and Hughes law firm alleging that the city’s at-large electoral system violates the California Voting Rights Act. The lawyer threatened to sue if the city chooses not to adopt a by-district system. In September, the City Council approved a resolution expressing the city’s intention to make the change and designate $60,000 for costs. Paso Robles is among 100 other cities across the state that are making similar changes to how city council members are elected. A transition would include splitting the city into districts with equal populations. The boundaries of council districts can be drawn based on logical divisions within the city such as major roads, rivers, creeks, neighborhood boundaries, or school attendance areas. Although this process is in its beginning stages, the council expressed interest in maintaining its current citywide mayor and creating four districts, including at least two districts downtown, and working to maintain connectivity between Paso’s east and west sides. At the meeting, Councilmember Fred Strong said that the district didn’t have a financial choice but to change its election process, and he urged community members to give their input on creating district boundaries. “During these hearings it’s important that the community come, and if there’s no public input then we have no basis on where to draw the maps that nobody is going to agree with,” Strong said. The city will hold another public hearing on Dec. 18 and two community meetings for community input. The first is slated for Dec. 5. —Karen Garcia

County to hire victim advocate for mass shootings With the deadly mass shooting at the Borderline Bar in Thousand Oaks still fresh in their minds, SLO County officials are planning to hire an advocate to help prepare for a similar scenario. The SLO County District Attorney’s Office will use a $100,000 grant from the California Office of Emergency Services [OES] to hire a mass victimization advocate for its Victim Witness Assistance Center. According to DA’s Office officials, the advocate will be responsible for developing and coordinating support and services to victims in the event of a mass shooting or terrorist attack. “I hope it’s something that we never have to initiate but it’s important to have something in place,” SLO County Assistant District Attorney Eric Dobroth said.

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The shooting in Thousand Oaks, which left 13 dead and more than a dozen people wounded, hit particularly close to home for Dobroth, who worked as deputy district attorney in Ventura County from 1998 to 2005. “The night I was proofreading the submittal [for the grant], we had the shooting in Thousand Oaks,” he said. “We are just seeing so many of these kinds of events, so it’s best to be prepared to address that.” A county report on the grant mentioned a number of recent mass shootings in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, and Las Vegas Nevada, as well as the 2014 shooting spree in Isla Vista in neighboring Santa Barbara County. The mass victimization advocate’s duties will include developing a comprehensive crisis response plan for assisting victims of mass casualty events. That includes helping to provide them with food, shelter, safety, and other services. They will also help develop and implement memorandums of understanding with neighboring counties to help coordinate a regional response to such events and engage in outreach and education efforts with the public and local government agencies. The position will consist of a single, full-time employee, which the state grant will fund for three years. The grant is being offered to all California counties, according to a report provided to the SLO County Board of Supervisors, which voted unanimously to accept the grant at a Nov. 19 meeting. “In developing this grant opportunity, the [OES] has recognized that ‘it is not if, but when’ such an event will occur, and that a collaborative effort is needed for a quick and effective response,” the report stated. —Chris McGuinness

State Attorney General approves Dignity Health merger The California Attorney General’s Office approved a planned merger between Dignity Health and Catholic Health Initiatives, but not before adding several conditions on the deal. According to the conditions set by the Attorney General’s Office, the newly formed organization, called Common Spirit Health, will operate nearly 140 hospitals in 16 states, including 30 hospitals in California. That includes French Medical Center in SLO and

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Arroyo Grande Community Hospital. The new organization must maintain emergency and women’s health care services for the next 10 years, among other conditions. “Our office carefully reviewed this transaction to protect patients and our communities here in California, and our office will monitor compliance with the conditions,” Sean McCluskie, chief deputy to the attorney general, said in a written statement on the decision. In addition to maintaining those services, the conditions also include stronger protections for financially needy individuals struggling with the high cost of health care. The decision by the Attorney General’s Office comes after a lengthy public comment process on the proposed merger. In addition to receiving more than 500 written comments from the public, the office also held 17 public meetings across the state, including one in San Luis Obispo in September. At those meetings, some residents raised concerns that the merger would negatively impact the availability and quality of health services for women, LGBTQ individuals, and the poor. In a Nov. 21 written statement on the decision, Dignity Health President and CEO Lloyd Dean said the organization would maintain its facilities and services, and characterized the attorney general’s review as “extensive” and “an important step forward.” “This review process offered a chance to hear directly from people in our communities, and we heard over and over how important our services are to the areas we serve,” Dean said in the statement. “Our alignment and the consent of the Attorney General’s Office will help ensure we can continue providing care for many years to come.” Δ —Chris McGuinness

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Preventing flames Emergency road proposal in Cambria sparks a larger discussion about wildfire safety

recent proposal to develop a new emergency route out of Cambria that could help evacuating residents during a natural disaster opened up a larger conversation about wildfire safety in the coastal community. If an evacuation order was announced, evacuees could get to Highway 1 by one of the three emergency access roads in the community. Two are in the Lodge Hill area—where a large portion of the community abuts Highway 1 to the southwest—developed as regularly accessible roads that lead to the highway. The other passes through Fiscalini Ranch. Although the additional route came up at an Oct. 25 meeting, the conversation about fire safety grew after the Nov. 8 Camp fire swept through Concow— an unincorporated district in Butte County—and the city of Paradise. According to a Los Angeles Times article Nov. 18, a malfunction of a Pacific Gas & Electric Company high-voltage line started a small fire that was carried by high winds. The fire burned up 13,000

egress routes from the community, I think we would unilaterally say yes,” Hollingsworth said. “That has to be the opinion of everybody that has any kind of safety mentality, but there are a lot of moving parts to what they are proposing.” The proposed road development is part of a larger project to create a campground on the BKS property; both are still in the planning stage. The district moved to table the letter of support until officials learn more details about the project. In 2017, the Cambria Community Services District worked with local consultants to create a multijurisdictional hazard mitigation plan. The goal of the plan was to arrive at practical, meaningful, attainable, and cost-effective mitigation solutions to minimize the district’s vulnerability to hazards and ultimately reduce both human and financial losses in the event of a disaster. According to the report, the probability of the community experiencing a wildfire

‘If you look at this project solely in, do you support the concept of additional egress routes from the community, I think we would unilaterally say yes.’ —Cambria Fire Chief William Hollingsworth

homes, 5,000 other structures, killed at least 85 people, and all but destroyed Paradise, trapping residents who were stuck in traffic on the city’s exit routes as flames rushed both sides of the roads. The Times described Paradise’s evacuation plans, which consisted of dividing the town into evacuation zones that could be emptied a few at a time. Butte County contracted with a private warning system to alert residents in danger—if they signed up for the service. The velocity of the fire didn’t leave enough time for the county to alert its residents to the evacuation; many residents lost power and weren’t aware of the danger until the flames were visible. At the Oct. 25 Cambria Community Services District meeting, Cambria Fire Chief William Hollingsworth said that a private landowner was offering to develop an emergency access road for the community on his property. The land—held under a trust called BKS Cambria—is located on the south end of town at the site of the former Cambria Air Force Station. Hollingsworth said the district has limited access to emergency roads in the event of an evacuation order, and this could potentially give the district access to another route. “We were able to put an emergency access across [Fiscalini Ranch], and now we can by order open that up and allow people to go across to Park Hill, so we have another way out,” he said. Hollingsworth brought the proposal to the district with the hope that the district would vote to write a letter in support of the project. “If you look at this project solely in, do you support the concept of additional

and the likelihood of it occurring more than once is high. Cambria falls into the wildland urban interface, according to the report. The forest and the built environment mingle with one another, making the community vulnerable to forest fires that cross into the urban scape. This could lead to the destruction of vegetation, property, and wildlife; injury or loss of life to people living in the affected area or using the area for recreational facilities; post fire erosion/ mudslides during wintertime rainfall; and air quality impacts to public health. The report states that wildfires are typically larger and more severe during periods of drought due to the lower fuel moisture content and tree mortality. The community’s susceptibility to fire and its efforts to prevent wildfire have always been on the minds of district officials and residents. In the wake of the tragedy in Butte County, residents are once again speaking out about what can be done to prevent something similar from happening in Cambria. At a Nov. 15 district meeting, a couple of residents who spoke during public comment voiced their concerns about removing dry brush, grass, and weeds in their neighborhoods. Resident Brenda Gale called for a town hall meeting to come up with a solution. She said her neighborhood is in the center of a dangerous wind zone that could potentially cause fires. “Something needs to be done fast before tragedy strikes [Cambria] like it did in Paradise,” Gale said. ∆ Staff writer Karen Garcia can be reached at kgarcia@newtimesslo.com.

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Pitching in Housing organizations make recommendations on SLO County affordable housing policies

coalition of local housing organizations say they’ve struck a compromise on a pitch to SLO County supervisors for a three-year pilot program that could generate between $2 million and $5 million per year in new revenue for affordable housing. The recommendations, which will be discussed by the Board of Supervisors at a Dec. 4 meeting, include a temporary beefing up of fees in the Inclusionary Housing Ordinance, which requires developers to either build affordable units with their projects or pay in-lieu fees, as well as other initiatives like a new sales tax or bond measure. A diverse set of housing groups from the commercial, nonprofit, and public sectors came to the table over the past year to craft the recommendations, amid political gridlock at the county level over how to raise sufficient funds to support the construction of much-needed affordable units. Currently, SLO County only generates about $100,000 per year for affordable housing, when housing experts say $2 million to $4 million is needed to produce adequate supplies for low- and moderateincome residents. Coalition members told New Times their recommendations represent a delicate balance of interests and stakeholders. Those involved included the Home Builders’ Association of the Central Coast, Peoples’ Self-Help Housing, the Housing Authority of SLO and Paso Robles, the SLO County Housing Trust Fund, Habitat for Humanity, the SLO Chamber of Commerce, and the Economic Vitality Corporation. “In the last four years, only 24 percent of the housing needed in the income categories that make up the largest part of our workforce has been built,” read a Coalition of Housing Partners statement to New Times. “Our proposal for dramatically increased funding ... has brought together a diverse set of opinions and interests that we believe will make meaningful progress on our housing challenges for those in our community that are most impacted.” In its first year, the pilot program calls for a restructuring of the county’s Inclusionary Housing Ordinance—to have higher in-lieu fees that increase with the size of the home but that do not apply to houses below a certain square footage (proposed to be somewhere between 1,800 and 2,200 square-feet). County supervisors, in a divided vote, rejected a similar set of reforms to the ordinance last year. Per the pilot program, which was outlined in a Nov. 21 coalition letter to Supervisors John Peschong (1st District) and Bruce Gibson (2nd District), these developer fees would “sunset” after 2021— if “long-term, broad-based funding options are adopted.” Longer-term funding options could be a vacation rental impact fee, increases to the transient occupancy tax or sales tax, and a bond measure. All except the vacation rental impact fee would require local voter approval. The letter estimates that by 2020, the new inclusionary fees and a vacation

rental impact fee could generate about $1.8 million per year. By 2022, if some other tax or bond measure is approved, funding for affordable housing could float between $2 million and $5 million. “As we have previously communicated ... we believe that a minimum of $2 million is needed to begin to address our lowest income housing needs in the unincorporated area, which will be used to leverage outside funding,” the coalition’s letter read. Affordable housing policy, especially the Inclusionary Housing Ordinance, has been a contentious political issue for county supervisors since its adoption in 2008. Supervisors Gibson and Adam Hill (3rd District) are proponents of increasing the fees, while Supervisors Peschong, Debbie Arnold (5th District), and Lynn Compton (4th District) have opposed that. Following a heated discussion on the issue in December 2017, Gibson and Peschong formed a subcommittee to create the stakeholder group and seek solutions. The Nov. 21 letter to Gibson and Peschong appeared to be the second version of recommendations submitted. The first, dated Oct. 26, did not label the recommendations as a pilot program and did not include a sunset date for the inclusionary housing fees. The Oct. 26 letter was an attachment to a recent county Homeless Services Oversight Council (HSOC) meeting agenda. The HSOC’s housing committee voted to recommend the plan’s adoption on Nov. 20. In response to questions from New Times on Nov. 21 about the recommendations, Homebuilders’ Association Executive Director Andrew Hackleman sent the updated letter, dated Nov. 21. Gibson told New Times he’s generally supportive of the latest letter and its revisions. Peschong did not respond to a request for comment before press time. “In order to get something together, if we want to talk about this as a pilot project, that’s fine by me,” Gibson said. “We’re going to see that it’s going to be markedly successful. ... The inclusionary housing fees are a fundamental part of trying to solve this problem. I think people will get comfortable with them. I suspect they’ll be part of our program for quite awhile.” Jerry Rioux, executive director of the SLO County Housing Trust Fund, also expressed support for the three-year plan. “I’d rather it pass for three years than not at all,” he said. All stakeholders involved agree that SLO County must take action to address its housing crisis. “The housing dilemma in our region is really stifling communities, it’s stifling families, it’s stifling people’s ability to grow a business in this county,” said Michael Manchak, CEO of the Economic Vitality Corporation. “It’s not getting any better. ... The communities and our local government must do more, working with the private sector, to help solve this problem.” ∆ Assistant Editor Peter Johnson can be reached at pjohnson@newtimesslo.com.

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BY SPENCER COLE

Green solutions

o close out the year, four Central Coast companies are holding screenings of environmentally conscious films as part of EcoWatch! Movie Nights 2018. “We choose films that may cover ‘eco’ or ‘green’ topics, including water quality issues, natural resource preservation, animal protection, waste issues, globalization, recycling, and sustainable agriculture,” said Mikel Robertson, coowner of Green Goods. He said that his sustainable living construction firm joined forces with other San Luis Obispo-based businesses including Ten Over Studio and Purlieu Landscape Design, along with the Morro Bay-based All Good. All the companies involved, with the exception of All Good, provide services related to eco-friendly and “green living” construction, design, or landscaping. All Good is known for organic pain relieving creams, lip balm, and similar wellness products. “We’ve all been working in our community together building green homes and businesses—both in the interior of the building and the exterior landscapes,” Robertson said. Almost naturally, the companies started advocating for green solutions such as rainwater harvesting, the responsible use of gray water, drought tolerant landscaping, the use of nontoxic and sustainably sourced materials, as well as the need to create and celebrate sanctuary spaces. It’s why the four firms decided one of the best ways

to get out their shared vision of a more environmentally conscious community was to screen films revolving around current environmental conditions across the globe. “We want to engage audiences in issues, threats, and hopeful developments in shaping their children’s future,” Robertson said. “We will focus on one topic each evening and share a simple solution or activity that individuals or families can incorporate into their lives at home and use the movie they watched as inspiration.” On Nov. 15, they held their first screening in the yard in front of Green Goods’ parking lot. The movie aired that night was Tomorrow. Released in 2015, the French documentary explores potential concrete solutions to a rapidly changing world due to climate change and human population growth, coupled with urban and rural development. At least two more film nights are set to be held on Nov. 29 and Dec. 6 from 6 to 8:30 p.m. at the same location (111 South St.) in San Luis Obispo. The last November film is Valley Uprising, which takes a deep dive into how the rock climbing culture in Yosemite Valley developed into the worldfamous extreme sport it is today. The last film, airing on Dec. 6, is called Given, the only movie that’s not a documentary. It follows a young boy from Kauai and his family traveling and surfing across 15 different countries. What follows is a story that reveals a young man opening his eyes to the raw, powerful, and

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CLIMBING UP A rock climber ascends a granite face in Yosemite National Park in the film Valley Uprising, which will be featured on Nov. 29 as part of EcoWatch! Movie Nights at Green Goods in San Luis Obispo.

yet fragile world that surrounds him. The events are free to attend on any night. Prospective patrons are advised to bring warm, comfortable clothing, folding chairs, and “inspired minds.” Visit the EcoWatch! Movie Nights event page on Facebook for more information.

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• Hope’s Village and Paso Cares have passed 85 RVs to local homeless veterans and others as part of the five-year RVs for Veterans program. Common Ground Worldwide—a North County based nonprofit that works to assist homeless people and others in need—is now managing the program, according to a press release from Becky Jorgeson with Hope’s Village. Learn more about Common Ground by visiting commongroundworldwide.org. • Sierra Vista Regional Medical Center and Twin Cities Community Hospital partnered with San Luis Obispo County and the Sierra Mental Wellness Group to place employees who are specially trained on mental health in

emergency departments at both hospitals. The goal of the initiative, according to a press release, is to help manage the behavioral challenges faced by the community. It’s a vital service for patients experiencing mental health emergencies, the release states. • In the last five years, December Must! Month has generated $55,000 in donations to Must! charities. Some North County wineries are donating a buck for each bottle sold during the month of December to Must! Participating wineries include Tablas Creek Vineyard, J. Dusi Wines, Adelaida Vineyards & Winery, and Venteux Vineyards. This year, 15C Wine Shop and Bar will join the giving spirit and donate $1 to Must! charities for each pizza it sells. Visit mustcharities.org for more information. ∆ Sun Staff Writer Spencer Cole from New Times’ sister paper wrote this week’s Strokes & Plugs. Send hot tips to strokes@ newtimesslo.com.

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he nighttime forest hum of crickets and frogs, sometimes punctuated by a distant wolf howl, fills the wood-paneled cabin room. Lined with locked boxes, tables with drawers, a potbellied stove, a bed, and frontiersman accoutrements, the only modern feature to the room is a keypad-locked door. This isn’t the California wilderness of the late 1800s; it’s the newest escape puzzle by The Ultimate Escape Rooms in Solvang. The Gold Fever challenge welcomes visitors to figure out the keypad code with the clues in the room within 60 minutes. Host Bryan Beery ushers the small group of Sun staff into the room, and with his “best Sam Elliott voice,” tells us how it was the home of an eccentric gold prospector who struck it rich. “Unfortunately for you, the notorious gunslinger named ‘The Rattlesnake Kid’ has heard this tale, and is rumored to be on the way to this cabin,” Beery says before leaving and closing the door. We fan out, scouring the room for clues before the gunslinger shows up. “I found this in here,” Calendar Editor Caleb Wiseblood says, pulling a magnifying glass from mounted bull horns on the wall, “in case anyone needs to magnify anything.” It’s not the only clue readily available, and each leads to another. “This is obviously something that opens,” Account Executive Jennifer Harbaugh says, holding up a locked diary. A few minutes pass before we find the key. We pour over the pages, reading the prospector’s daily accounts of his failures and successes mining for gold in the California wilderness. It takes a while before we crack the diary’s secret. The puzzle becomes more and more complicated, compounded by each clue, some of which are dead-ends. But we find the code, punch the numbers into the keypad, and unlock the door in 36 minutes. The Rattlesnake Kid won’t be pulling his six-guns tonight! Escape rooms have gained popularity across the United States since the early 2010s, and the industry has continued to grow ever since. A handful of escape room experiences landed on the Central Coast in recent years, challenging visitors to work together and solve a theme-based mystery in the alloted time. They’re a year-round alternative to seasonal attractions like haunted houses with their flickering lights and jump scares. Escape Rooms prize fun, immersive stories and stimulating puzzles instead. For Alexis Crouse, the co-owner of The Ultimate Escape Rooms, each room represents hours of conceptualizing and even more of labor on her and her husband’s part. She pulls from her experience as a teacher and a filmmaker when creating the puzzles, and the outcome is something just about anybody can enjoy, Crouse said. “I wanted something where families and friends alike could come together, have fun, not have a cellphone, and not have any interruptions,” she said. “They’re interacting, working together, and learning at the same time.”

Clued in The escape room craze finds a home on the Central Coast BY JOE PAYNE • PHOTOS BY JAYSON MELLOM

SHUT INS (pictured left to right) Sun Account Executive Jennifer Herbaugh, New Times Calendar Editor Caleb Wiseblood, and Sun Managing Editor Joe Payne helped test Gold Fever, the newest attraction at The Ultimate Escape Rooms in Solvang.

Setting a scene

First time for escaping

Will Ruoff, owner of The Lock Boxx, remembers his first escape room experience well. He was in Denver, Colorado, visiting with a friend who “was just getting into the escape room culture,” and invited him along for a visit. Like his friend, Ruoff got bit by the bug.

“That was kind of my first taste of what an escape room is like,” he said. “I started to really enjoy them and started to go to a couple in LA and some in San Francisco, and then I went to the Locked Inn in SLO County.” He enjoyed the collaborative aspect of escape rooms, how everyone shared in the victory of cracking the puzzle and getting free. If they’re into it, everyone’s hearts race, they get excited and shout out when new clues are found. The game is “high energy and high mental energy as well,” he said, and part of the challenge is how everyone puts their heads together. “That’s a major aspect—teamwork, and who’s going to take control,” he said. “A lot of it has to do with how you talk and communicate with each other, so if you’re finding clues but not saying anything to anybody, you’re not doing any good.” Compelled to start his own escape room business in or near San Luis Obispo, but not quite ready to afford the rent for an office space, Ruoff acquired a trailer. That’s when the Central Coast’s first entirely mobile escape room, The Lock Boxx, was born. Ruoff takes the trailer to weddings, company events, and farmers markets. He was at Downtown Fridays in Santa Maria on Oct. 1 with a staffer who helped him translate English to Spanish. The Lock Boxx is smaller than most escape rooms, the time limit to get out is less than half an hour, and two to four people are allowed in at a time. The door isn’t really locked (most escape rooms have an extra unlocked door), and the windows keep people from feeling claustrophobic, he said. Ruoff said he wanted his mobile version to be accessible beyond its mobility, but to also be a lessintimidating escape room for first-timers. “A lot of escape rooms right now bring in only people with escape room backgrounds, like they’ve done it before,” he said. “But the general population has no idea what they are. When I’m at farmers market, at Downtown Fridays, 90 percent of the people that come up to me have no idea what an escape room is.” Escape room skeptics often change their tune after a first time experience in The Lock Boxx, Ruoff said, and move on to visiting local brick-and-mortar escape rooms. Having a smaller-scale escape room that he can take on the road allows Ruoff some flexibility. Businesses sometimes contact him to bring the trailer by for team-building exercises, which he often tailors to the team at the request of the company. Even small groups of military or government staff find that it’s a fun, lowstakes way to improve how small teams work together, he said. “It’s a really interesting dynamic,” Ruoff said. “You wouldn’t think that this 20-minute session would create so much dynamic interaction between people, but it really does.”

LOCKS AND DRAWERS Escape rooms like The Ultimate Escape Rooms’ Gold Fever are multi-faceted puzzle games complete with secret messages, combination locks, and compartments triggered by specific actions.

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One of the first escape rooms to open up on the Central Coast was The Locked Inn, in Grover Beach. The location includes two separate escape rooms, each a different room at the mysterious “inn.” Jessica and David Sawyers purchased the business from previous owners about a year ago, and have made efforts to expand and make some changes, but they’ve stayed true to the original businesses’ hotel theme. The key to any escape room is the theme, Jessica said. It helps immerse visitors in the story and inform the plot

and puzzle that escape room creators craft for each experience. “Ours is based on a hotel, a little bed and breakfast as we like to say, so when you walk in it kind of feels like you’re checking in to your room,” she said. “It’s almost like you’re not in Grover Beach at that point, you don’t even realize, and when you come out it’s like a whole other experience.” The Locked Inn was the only escape room on the Central Coast for a while, Jessica said, so when she and her husband took over, they wanted to vary the experiences there for repeat customers. They’ve had a Halloween-themed room in the past, but this year their new room has an adventure theme. Escape room fandom is a kind of subculture, Jessica explained, from the local enthusiasts to traveling “escape room tourists” to online communities. “We try to keep ourselves up with the flow of everybody and what they’re into,” she said. “Like right now, everybody is into the adventure rooms, which is what we’re trying to do in our new room, which is kind of Indiana Jones meets National Treasure.” David does most of the creative design and building for their escape rooms, Jessica explained, and he pulls from his experience as a software developer and lifelong video gamer to come up with ideas. It’s very important that their rooms are one-of-a-kind, Jessica explained, to the point that they don’t often visit other escape rooms to avoid ideas rubbing off. It allows them to remain focused on their business, too, she said. “A lot of escape rooms, if you do the rooms they offer, that’s all they do,” she said. “They don’t bring in new ones, they don’t switch them out because they’re super expensive. We constantly are trying to give everybody a new experience.” The process can get complex quickly, Jessica explained, and includes more than just the story and puzzle writing, but set design and often electrical work. The handcrafted feel and attention to detail is what helps make their escape rooms special, Jessica said. She’s seen kids walk into their rooms like they were “dragged there,” she said, but leave excited to try another escape room. “I try to explain it to people, ‘If you’ve ever grown up watching the film Clue, it’s like that mixed with the adventure of Harry Potter,’” she said. “There are things that you don’t expect to happen that happen. Who doesn’t like a hidden door?”

Escape attempts

You can learn more about The Ultimate Escape Rooms in Solvang at theultimateescaperooms. com. The Lock Boxx mobile escape room can be found at thelockboxx.com. The Locked Inn in Grover Beach takes bookings online at thelockedinn.com.

WORKING TOGETHER Escape rooms require teambased problem solving, puzzle cracking, and creative thinking. Pictured, The Lock Boxx owner Will Ruoff (left) and Lauren Marsiglia show how to approach the puzzle for his mobile escape room.

Unlocking popularity Solvang isn’t The Ultimate Escape Rooms’ only location, explained co-owner Crouse—she and her husband opened their first business in Ventura two years ago. They saw Solvang as a great location for expansion because of its reputation as a tourist destination, and Santa Barbara County’s low number of escape rooms. The Ultimate Escape Rooms in Solvang started earlier this year with just one escape room, a Danish/ Christmas-themed experience called The Mischievous Nisse. A Nisse is a trickster spirit of Scandinavian folklore. Gold Fever is the second.

ESCAPE ARTISTS Escape rooms are designed to immerse players in a specific theme. The Lock Boxx, a SLO-based mobile escape room, is set in a kidnapped FBI agent’s office, which is packed with clues such what’s on these cassette tapes.

Knowing how voracious escape room fans are, Crouse, her husband, and their team wanted everything perfect before opening the new room. “I will not open a room until I know that a room we opened before it is solid,” she said. “Though I want to get started on [the next room], I will not until this room is tried and true and ready to go and people have tried it and there’s no more tweaks to make.” The number of people interested in escape room experiences has swelled, Crouse said. The expansion of her business also reflects the overall growth of escape rooms as an industry. According to Room Escape Artist, a website that has tracked the number of escape room businesses in the United States since 2014, the new industry has enjoyed steady growth since the trend first caught on. For example, the number of individual escape room facilities in the second quarter of 2017 was 1,850, according to the website’s annual growth report, and by the same time this year, there were 2,300 attractions nationwide. For comparison, the second quarter of 2016 only saw 900 escape rooms in the U.S. For business owners like Jessica Sawyers with The Locked Inn in Grover Beach, the trend makes perfect sense. Most escape rooms are family friendly, she said, and those kinds of attractions aren’t as present year round, especially in areas like the Central Coast. “I think what’s happening, especially in towns like ours—I grew up in Orcutt and my husband grew up in San Luis [Obispo]—there’s nothing to do,” she said. “They’ve taken everything away for kids to do.” That’s why they’ve connected with local groups or nonprofits to turn their business into a venue for special events or attractions. They recently partnered with the San Luis Obispo Veterans Outreach Program and blocked out an entire day for veterans to enjoy the rooms and connect with resources like housing or medical care. The Locked Inn is also hoping to connect with other escape rooms, Jessica said, and they have plans for a partnership with Ruoff’s The Lock Boxx. He can bring his mobile escape room to theirs, Crouse said, for an “escape room day” or other events. All of it can help stoke the popularity of escape rooms locally, getting friends and families in for their fateful first escape attempt. “I think that people go in there and have an experience that you can’t get anywhere else,” Crouse said. “We see that it’s a trend for everything—it’s such a fun thing to do but it’s also such a bonding experience, a great teambuilding experience, and everybody likes to get out and do something. “This is something you can talk about with your friends and family for years. It’s a memory that you’ll always have,” she added. “Everybody is always going to want that experience that’s something different.” ∆ Managing Editor Joe Payne from New Times sister paper, the Sun, can be reached at jpayne@santamariasun.com.

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Opinion

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BY LUCIA CASALINUOVO

BY JOEY RACANO

Undemocratic representation

Somebody needs to apologize to the Shredder

State Parks is a fox in charge of the chicken pen

am a resident of Oceano. Lately, I have been attending the meetings of the Nipomo/Oceano local area board for the San Luis Obispo County Tourism Business Improvement District (TBID). I was shocked to learn that State Parks is represented on such a board. Campgrounds or RV Parks are not considered lodging businesses as it pertains to the improvement district. Campgrounds and RV Parks in the unincorporated county do not pay transient occupancy tax (TOT). Neither State Parks nor county parks pays the business improvement district assessment. The primary goal of the TBID is to increase occupancy and room nights across all lodging types (motel, hotels, bed and breakfast, vacation rentals) that pay the business improvement assessment along with TOT. Why is State Parks on this board? The local area boards, as well as the TBID advisory board, are appointed by and serve at the pleasure of the Board of Supervisors. The bylaws of the local areas allow for a non-lodging member as long as two-thirds of the board is made up of lodging owners and/or a representative of a lodging property. State Parks, then, is on the local area board in Nipomo/Oceano solely as a member of the general public because it

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pleases the supervisors. The employee representing State Parks is not even a Nipomo/Oceano resident, but there is no residency requirement to serve on the board. How undemocratic that anybody could come over from anywhere and be placed on the board just because it pleases the supervisors! State Parks is working in the exact opposite direction of what the primary goal of the TBID is: to increase occupancy and room nights across all lodging types that pay the business improvement assessment along with TOT. In fact, State Parks is in competition with the assessment paying lodging businesses because it offers hundreds of campsites on the beach in the Oceano Dunes State Vehicular Recreation Area with who knows how many beds for $10 a night without paying any taxes on them! Besides, State Parks gives concessions to businesses that have pulled trailers to the beach for rental by the night and they do not pay any assessment either! All of these people could be staying in our motels and bed and breakfasts and paying taxes to the county. Furthermore, State Parks has been found responsible for polluting the air of Nipomo Mesa and Oceano beach communities by the SLO County OCEANO continued page 16

Russell Hodin

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Deja poo

erhaps the CIA is giving me doses of LSD at night, causing severe and frightening flashbacks. That’s all I can think of to account for what I read in the amazing opinion piece by Linda Stedjee (“Morro Bay’s issues are serious,” Nov. 22). The normally even-keeled Stedjee (whom I’ve often read, never met) came down hard on the Shredder for not doing serious research before writing on the issue of Morro Bay sewage discharge and the effect it has on the marine environment (“Trouble right here in Morro Bay,” Nov. 15). Well, I’m here to tell you, Linda, it is you who seem to have been hoodwinked on the issue. And from the sound of it, your “research” amounted to digging up very old propaganda developed by the Orange County Sanitation District just prior to the massive “waiver wars” of Orange County in the early 2000s. During the bruising 14-month battle to force the OCSD to give up their 301(h) sewage waiver—which they finally did, at a July 17, 2002, Orange County Sanitation District JPA (Joint Powers Agency) meeting—they used some of the hundreds of millions of dollars they were supposed to be using on sewage treatment to print up glossy fold-out presentations ridiculously postulating (as you have in your silly opinion piece) that an outfall pipe dumping fecal debris could somehow evolve into an artificial reef. Imagine my chagrin at seeing that old ghost rise from the dead of my past! I thought we had beaten such ignorance down!

The way I originally refuted such a stupid notion was to tell the board that, “If it really is true, and these outfall pipes are good for the ocean, then why don’t we build more of them, perhaps one right beneath the Huntington Beach Pier?” Around that time, the beaches were still closed from high bacteria counts discovered on the Fourth of July in 1999. My group, Ocean Outfall Group (which is still active), first put forth that idea and it was eventually what made Orange County go from “worst to first,” and it’s now a world model for wastewater sustainability and water replenishment. I could go on to refute all of your ideas, such as when you said the current Morro Bay Wastewater Plant doesn’t hurt the marine environment (just wait till the heavy rains and raw sewage overwhelm the plant, built in close proximity to the bay on purpose, to use the bay as an emergency overflow), but what’s the use? Your mind is already made up, and I don’t want to confuse you with the facts. Your next lesson should probably be on how dangerous it is for the Morro Bay plant to use shortcuts to bypass full secondary treatment. That causes a process called “encapsulation,” where the pathogens stay alive inside a crust of disinfectant and fester in the environment for 10 months! Please apologize to Shredder. ∆ Joey Racano is the director of the Ocean Outfall Group and he resides in Los Osos. Send a response for publication to letters@ newtimesslo.com.

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Opinion OCEANO from page 14

Air Pollution Control District and the grand jury. Oceano residents have been impacted greatly by the operations of the recreation area for decades. Problems are well known: Abundant trash, traffic, noise, along with impact on our quality of life and access to safe recreation have repeatedly failed to be acknowledged and addressed by State Parks. Our one small beach and Pier Avenue have become State Parks’ personal highway. For us residents and non-ATV businesses in Oceano, State Parks is not a friendly neighbor but rather a nuisance. And on top of it all, State Parks sits on our TBID’s local area board! The fox has been put in charge of the chicken pen. State Parks is using the Oceano/ Nipomo area board for selfaggrandizement and to further advertise the equation that Oceano equals the Oceano Dunes State Vehicular Recreation Area. Oceano is not the doormat to the recreation area. We have plenty of distinctive cultural, historical, and environmental resources to attract tourists if only we had a pedestrian safe beach! Unsurprisingly, the last few meetings of the board have been held on State Parks’ property. ∆ Lucia Casalinuovo is a resident of Oceano. Write a response for publication and email it to letters@newtimesslo.com.

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A 9-cent raise is nothing to celebrate I see that San Luis Obispo County is seeking a court order to keep “essential” employees from striking. The county recently gave employees a raise. Mine was a whopping 9 cents per hour. Personally, I would rather not have one. Talk about a slap in the face! I work for the county at the inpatient unit in mental health. I have had feces and urine thrown on me (many times); been bitten; broke my foot; been hit in the face, which resulted in a broken dental implant—the list goes on. Recently, our lead was punched in the face, which resulted in the loss of a tooth. That was in August, and he still does not have a new

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tooth. Med Stop, which the county uses for its workers’ comp, OK’d him to return to work the next day. His lip and inner mouth were as swollen and injured as could be. I have seen people leave the unit unable to return to work because their injuries were so serious that they weren’t allowed to return! The county brass seems to be concerned about the wellbeing of their citizens. What about the employees? I could give a list of money the county has spent on frivolous things that are useless or go unused. But I won’t. It probably wouldn’t go over well with the upper echelon. “Thank you ever so much for the 9 cents,” said no one ever. Kathleen Welles Morro Bay

The shoe’s on the wrong foot I was happy to see Chris McGuinness’ article, “Fighting hate,” in the Nov. 22 issue until I realized the article was totally incorrect. In it he quotes liberal activists saying things like, “This toxic atmosphere of political violence is being mainstreamed by President Trump,” and “The fear of anyone who is a little bit different is being whipped up by the president and his supporters on a daily basis.” Both statements are simply not true. If Donald Trump’s getting blamed for it all, why is it that most of the invective,

hatred, and violence is coming from the Democrats? Why does their media attack Trump 24/7, and why, with their strange journalistic Alzheimer’s condition, do they forget Trump’s accomplishments and talk only about how terrible he is? Why do the Democrats, with no detectable sense of humor and a paranoia that extends to Trump’s very existence, talk about love and compassion but exhibit nothing but lies, prejudice, racism, and a selfish fury to the point of derangement? They’re teaching our children to hate, telling them that white nationalists are evil so often that “dead white males” has become a pejorative in colleges around the country. Eva Longoria, a Latina who champions illegal immigration, says, “Trump attacks me every day,” while Kamala Harris compares ICE to the KKK, which is nothing but pure insanity. Democrats call Trump a Nazi, but he’s not the one with black-masked Antifa hoodlums beating protestors and others who harass right-wing supporters in elevators, restaurants, streets, and outside their homes. The real Nazis are those who set fires, throw bricks through windows, and beat innocent protesters because they disagree. I’m sorry, Mr. McGuinness, it’s the left-wing wrecking crew who are the ones trying to destroy America, not Donald Trump and his supporters. Larry Bargenquast Paso Robles

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Singing for our lives

n old country song by Dan Hicks has been running through my head: “How Can I Miss You When You Won’t Go Away.” I have an inverse problem: How can I be a racial justice ally when there are so few people of color in SLO? A lot of well-intentioned people might ask, “Why is racial justice your problem?” Look, this is all our problem. Racial divide is baked into our country, into our laws, into our justice and educational systems, into housing opportunities and job discrimination, into voting rights, and into opportunities to generate and accumulate wealth going back centuries. Racism is an illness that affects us all emotionally, psychologically, culturally, socially, and economically. It generates resentment, fear, violence, and hate. Who wants to live with that? How do we heal, and how can we actively promote inclusion, diversity, and fairness into our community and ourselves? Happily, there are healers, opportunities, and resources available right here. Essayist James Baldwin wrote, “Not everything that is faced can be changed, but nothing can be changed until it is faced.” The first place to confront the legacy of racism is in ourselves. Often, we are unaware of how we’re affected by unconscious bias. Rod Richards, pastor of the Unitarian Universalist (UU) Fellowship of San Luis Obispo, explained that because racism is “in the air we breathe,” we often don’t recognize how our own actions and words may be biased. For most of us, self-examination of unconscious bias is a discomfiting process that requires us to be vulnerable and brutally honest. Jozi De Leon, Cal Poly’s vice president for diversity and inclusion, wrote: “The most important racial justice work that we can do is to understand our biases; those aspects that keep us separate from others; and how our own upbringing, fears, discomfort, and baggage keep us from connecting with others. … In getting to the truth and understanding about ourselves, we can better stand up for others.” “No one is born ‘woke,’” noted Kimberly McLaughlin-Smith, diversity specialist at the University of North CarolinaWilmington, who presented an “allyship” workshop at Cal Poly on Nov. 8. Becoming aware of, woke, to systemic injustices and prejudice—even in ourselves—is a process of inquiry and discovery. “But our lives are intertwined; we need each other,” McLaughlin-Smith said, “so it’s incumbent on white people, especially, to unpack whiteness and white privilege. Observe yourself, lend knowledge of self to this issue with humility and grace.” DeLeon offered several guides: Blindspot by Mahzarin R. Banaji; Benign Bigotry: The Psychology of Subtle Prejudice by Kristin J. Anderson; Racism without Racists by Eduardo Bonilla-Silva; The Heart of Whiteness: Confronting Race, Racism and White Privilege by Robert Jensen; and Understanding White Privilege: Creating Pathways to Authentic Relationships Across Race by Frances E. Kendall.

To evolve from self-awareness to becoming an ally takes commitment and patience. You’ve got to be in it “for the long haul,” McLaughlin-Smith said, “because it’s an army of dragons we’re slaying.” And that means opening the conversation to include family, friends, neighbors, the community. And you thought you were uncomfortable just confronting yourself! The UU Fellowship near Broad and South streets encouraged the conversation by raising a Black Lives Matter banner in 2016. It was torn down. They put it up again. It was torn down. So they hired a professional sign maker to permanently attach the banner to their church. “Some feared the banner would invite anger and perhaps pose a threat,” Rev. Richards told me, “but the weight of our times and the legacy of racism made us realize that it was time to reflect, learn, grow. “To do so, means being willing to let go of defensiveness and denial, and move into a place of discomfort.” UU Fellowship leaders, including Gina Whitaker, Courtney Haile, and board President Jim Woolf, worked in committee to offer space for nonjudgmental reflection, sharing, and empathetic listening. They partnered with R.A.C.E. Matters SLO, which offers workshops, community conversations, POC-centered events, and rapid response to racial and social injustice (see racemattersslo.org). The UU has also opened racial justice classes to all of SLO. Last year, the year-long theme was “Understanding Whiteness.” Starting on Feb. 2, they are offering “Beloved Conversations,” a curriculum for exploring the role of race and ethnicity in individual and congregational lives. Going beyond dinner table conversations, what can we do to promote inclusion and diversify our institutions, and, hopefully, our community? Mayor Heidi Harmon noted at the Cal Poly workshop that San Luis Obispo is the second least diverse city in California. “We actually lose people of color because they don’t feel welcome here,” she said. “We need to develop actionable items that are meaningful and not just performative.” The SLO City Council is collaborating with the Central Coast Diversity Coalition to generate ideas, such as measures to support businesses that serve a diverse clientele. “We also need to invite people of color to take leadership roles,” Harmon said. Newly elected Councilmember Erika Stewart said to Good Morning SLO, “See who’s not part of your team, and bring someone else to the table.” Our work and conversations on race in SLO and the nation are far from over. But we can face this issue together. In the words of songwriter Holly Near: “We are a land of many colors, and we are singing, singing for our lives.” ∆ Amy Hewes is actively involved in grassroots political action. Send comments through the editor at clanham@ newtimesslo.com.

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The first step

ell, kids. It’s raining. We might get as much as 3 inches of rain before the weekend is through! Hip hip hoorah! Maybe, now, we won’t catch on fire before February. It’s a celebration! At least, for those Central Coast dwellers who reside under a roof. For those of you who don’t, I’ve got news for you: People want you to have access to a warm, dry place during the winter months as long as they don’t have to see it, hear it, or think about it. Yep. It’s a Central Coast tradition. Every year around the holidays, SLO County’s governments start to declare homeless shelter crises. But only when the weather changes. When the dampness of winter sets in, and the holiday season of giving melts people’s cold, cold hearts. When government officials realize that they don’t have any plans in place for a warming shelter in their towns—even though the same thing happened last year (and the year before that and the year before that) and nobody did anything about it. Nobody except for the faith-based organizations and volunteers who try to cobble together coalitions to serve the less fortunate, and when they try to ask for fiscal support from local governments, it’s a solid no. Morro Bay City Council declared a shelter crisis in 2016, opting to “support” the nonprofit willing to take on the task of providing a warming shelter during the winter months. But that

support consists of mostly cheering— and there’s yet to be a warming shelter on the coast. At least in Atascadero, homeless folks will have access to St. Williams Church whenever it rains or dips below 40 degrees until Jan. 21, 2019. After that, Atascadero City Council members unanimously decided, if you’re homeless, you’re SOL. At its Nov. 27 meeting, City Council members opted to not give the Atascadero Warming Center access to the Atascadero National Guard Armory—even though former Assemblymember Katcho Achadjian made sure that this exact armory was added to the state’s list of armories that could be used as warming shelters for homeless individuals without having to deal with any red tape. Apparently, the mere suggestion that homeless people might have shelter from the wind, rain, and biting cold in a stateowned building, downtown, near our volunteer troops was enough to stir up community opposition! “Why would you subject the members of the National Guard, who voluntarily spend their time in service to their country, to the filth, unsanitary and unsafe conditions the homeless typically leave behind every place they gather any

more than you’d invite them into your own homes?” resident Mark Casner asked the city in a letter. Yes, how dare you, Atascadero, even think about giving a helping hand to those houseless members of our communities living in poverty. If you just write these members of society off, as Mark the Grinch has, I’m sure they’ll just disappear off the face of the planet. “It is inconceivable that anyone would consider exposing children to a multitude of unknown adults without any restrictions or consideration to the adults’ drug additions, criminal history, or anger management issues,” a letter from resident Madalyn McDaniel stated. Dearest Madalyn, are you only referring to the children who are lucky enough to attend the Fine Arts Academy near the armory? Because your broad characterization of the homeless population has left out the 50 percent of homeless women and children who are fleeing domestic or sexual violence situations and have nowhere to go. I’m sure that those who aren’t lucky enough to nab one of ECHO Homeless Shelter’s 50 beds could take shelter under the shade of a winter-stripped walnut tree in the Salinas Riverbed. And Madalyn, you’ve misjudged the qualities of the known adults in this world. Remember that Fine Arts Academy teacher accused of taking illicit videos up the skirts of female students? Real high quality. Meanwhile, in Grover Beach, some lady named Marsha has been bitching about the South County People’s

Kitchen on repeat since 2002. Did you know that volunteers prepare meals for homeless people exactly 366 feet away from an elementary school? The horror!!! How can elementary school children be expected to see their fellow city residents volunteer to provide meals to the less fortunate? “This is a big concern,” she told Grover Beach City Council members on Nov. 19, referring to the 70 to 145 people per day who get a hot noontime meal from the People’s Kitchen as “a congregation of possible child offenders, sexual predators.” Let’s do some math. There are an estimated 114,000 homeless individuals in California; approximately 6,300 of those are registered sexual predators. That’s roughly 5 percent of the homeless population. Not exactly a congregation. “The large majority of people who come and eat with us are not involved in substance abuse. These are the displaced families, the senior citizens trying to exist on their retirement income, the disabled, mentally challenged, and the working poor,” the People’s Kitchen said in a past report to the council about who they serve. They say the first step to solving a problem is admitting that the issue exists. The symbolic use of “shelter crisis” isn’t cutting it. The Central Coast just needs to admit it has a problem with poor people. Maybe, then, we can provide actual shelter to the people who need it. ∆ The Shredder is having a crisis of conscience. Send comments to shredder@ newtimesslo.com.

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It’s a Small World of Art, a new exhibit at Seaside Gallery in Pismo Beach, opens Dec. 1 with a reception from noon to 4 p.m. This group show features works from seven different artists. Admission is free. Call (805) 773-8057 or visit theseasidegallery. com to find out more. —Caleb Wiseblood

SPECIAL EVENTS N O R T H S LO C O U N T Y

RAISE THE ROOF A fundraising dinner and auction on behalf of the Atascadero Historical Society to benefit the Colony Heritage Center. The funds raised will be used to provide a new roof for the Archival House. Dec. 1, 5:30-8:30 p.m. $65. 805-466-4195. atascaderohistoricalsociety.org. Pear Valley Winery, 4900 Union Road, Paso Robles.

WOMEN WHO MEAN BUSINESS CONFERENCE AND PANEL LUNCHEON Hosted by the Paso Robles Chamber of Commerce Women in Business Committee. This year’s panelists include Elena Twisselman Clark, Neetal Mittal, and Danna Stroud. Hands on conference workshops will be held in the morning. Nov. 30, 12:30-2 p.m. Varies. 805-238-0506. pasorobleschamber.com/women-in-business. Paso Robles Inn Ballroom, 1103 Spring Street, Paso Robles. SAN LUIS OBISPO

ECOWATCH! MOVIE NIGHTS Films range in topics of environmental conditions and opportunities, the global village, and local healthy communities. Nov. 29, 6-9 p.m. and Dec. 6, 6-9 p.m. Free. 805-543-9900. slogreengoods.com. Green Goods, 111 South St., San Luis Obispo.

SLO HOSPICE: LIGHT UP A LIFE One of the remembrance ceremonies for Light Up A Life. Visit site for full details and other dates and locations. Dec. 4, 6 p.m. Donations start at $15. hospiceslo.org/events. Mission San Luis Obispo de Tolosa, 751 Palm Street, San Luis Obispo, 781-8220.

SLOMA CURATED CRAFT BOUTIQUE Shop for handmade gifts. Featured artists are Alice Sennett, Barry Lundgren, David Gurney, Dianna Draze, Elena Mary Siff, Jim Valentine, Kathleen DePalma, Kathy Briles, Kathy Friend, Kenny Standhardt, Larry LeBrane, Linda Lewis, Michael Rhode, Priscilla Beadle, Randy Stromsoe, Roseann Martin, Sharon Harris, and Zelma Rose. Through Dec. 30, 11 a.m.-5 p.m. Free admission. 805-5438562. sloma.org. San Luis Obispo Museum of Art, 1010 Broad St., San Luis Obispo. S O U T H C O A S T S LO C O U N T Y

PROJECT PARADISE FUNDRAISER Canned food, bottled water, blankets, jackets, sleeping bags, and more are being collected for homeless families. Drop-off locations include Dr. Cory Moore in Arroyo Grande, Burdine Printing in Arroyo Grande, and Collections Clothing in Pismo. Deadline is Dec. 5. Through Dec. 5 Historic Village of Arroyo Grande, Branch and Short St., Arroyo Grande.

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CAMBRIA CHORALE PRESENTS “HOLIDAYS BY THE SEA. THAT’S WHERE I WANT TO BE!” Directed by Ed Hughes. Features familiar holiday music and several new arrangements. Dec. 9, 2-4 p.m. Free$20. 805.203.6667. cambriachorale.org/index.html. Community Presbyterian Church of Cambria, 2250 Yorkshire Dr., Cambria.

CAMBRIA CHRISTMAS MARKET The market features live music, train rides, a biergarten, and more than a million lights. Through Dec. 23, 5-9 p.m. $10$25 (prices vary by night); free for children ages 10 and under. cambriachristmasmarket.com/. Cambria Christmas Market, 2905 Burton Dr, Cambria. CAMBRIA HOSPITALITY NIGHT Various businesses in Cambria will be offering discounts, drawings, food, refreshments, and more. Guests can expect to enjoy music, entertainment, and other festivities throughout town. Dec. 6, 5-8 p.m. Free. 805 927 3624. cambriachamber.org. Cambria Village, 723 Main St., Cambria.

MORRO BAY LIGHTED BOAT PARADE More than 40 decorated boats will compete. Other activities include Santa’s House, hot cocoa, food, and vendors. Dec. 1, 6-8:30 p.m. Embarcadero Morro Bay, 714 Embarcadero, Morro Bay, 805.772.4467. SANTA PUB AND WINE CRAWL Participants must wear Santa attire. Features beer and wine tasting during the scavenger hunt. For ages 21 and over only. Dec. 7, 5-9 p.m. $25. 805-772-2504. artcentermorrobay.org. Art Center Morro Bay, 835 Main St., Morro Bay.

WINTER WELLNESS AND WREATH WORKSHOP A night of creativity, self care, and wine. Guests can enjoy wreathmaking with Shannon Patrice Designs, an opportunity for skin assessment

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and mini facial with Fable Soap Co., and sweet/savory treats from Wayward Baking. Dec. 6, 6-8:30 p.m. $65. 805-354-8194. fablesoapco.com/shop/winter-wellnessamp-wreath-workshop. Baker and Brain, 1333 Van Beurden Dr. #102, Los Osos.

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be available so everyone can join in. Features refreshments. Dec. 7, 7-8:30 p.m. Free. 805-772-2880. coalescebookstore.com. Coalesce Garden Chapel, 845 Main St., Morro Bay.

32ND ANNUAL VINE STREET VICTORIAN CHRISTMAS SHOWCASE Entertainment includes dancers, singers, a live Nativity, refreshments, and musicians. Dec. 8, 6-9:15 p.m. Free. 805-238-4103. PasoRoblesDowntown.org. Paso Robles Main Street Association, 835 12th St., Suite D, Paso Robles.

57TH ANNUAL CHRISTMAS LIGHT PARADE IN DOWNTOWN PASO ROBLES Dec. 1, 7-8:30 p.m. Free; no fee to enter. 805-238-4103. PasoRoblesDowntown.org. Paso Robles Main Street Association, 835 12th St., Suite D, Paso Robles.

ANNUAL LIGHT UP THE DOWNTOWN HOLIDAY CELEBRATION Children can enjoy a visit with Santa following the lighting. Features a complementary tour of Historic City Hall and free hot chocolate. Nov. 30, 5-8 p.m. Free. VisitAtascadero.com. Sunken Gardens, 6505 El Camino Real, Atascadero.

ATASCADERO COMMUNITY BAND HOLIDAY CONCERT Features holiday music from around the world. All donations will benefit the Wellness Kitchen, which provides special healing meals for persons with cancer and other illnesses and recently was displaced by a fire. Dec. 9, 2:30-4:30 p.m. Free; donations accepted. atascaderoband.org. Pavilion on the Lake, 9315 Pismo Ave., Atascadero.

CRAFT FAIRE AND BAKE SALE Enjoy homemade crafts, specialty items, and baked goods. Lunch by Southern Station. Proceeds support Friends of the Santa Margarita Library. Dec. 1, 9 a.m.-3 p.m. Free. 380-8858. Craft Faire, 22501 I Street, Santa Margarita.

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New Times and the Sun now share their community listings for a complete Central Coast calendar running from SLO County through northern Santa Barbara County. Submit events online by logging in with your Google, Facebook, or Twitter account at newtimesslo.com. You may also email calendar@ newtimesslo.com. Deadline is one week before the issue date on Thursdays. Submissions are subject to editing and approval. Contact Calendar Editor Caleb Wiseblood directly at cwiseblood@newtimesslo.com.

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INDEX Special Events ........... [20] Arts ..............................[21] Culture & Lifestyle........ [23] Food & Drink............... [26] Music .......................... [28]

AN EVENING OF CAROLING Lyric sheets will

HOLIDAY MUSICAL WALK AROUND THE LAKE Enjoy a special evening walking around the lake. Features musical groups, carolers, Santa, community singing, holiday decorations, and more. Presented by the Atascadero Lake Neighborhood Association. Dec. 1, 5:30-9:30 p.m. Free. VisitAtascadero.com. Atascadero Lake Park, 9305 Pismo Ave., Atascadero, 461-5000.

JINGLE ALL THE WAY 5K FUN RUN AND KIDS 1MILE LOOP Dec. 8, 8-10 a.m. $5-$30. 805-434-4909. templetoncsd.org/documentcenter/view/606. Jingle All the Way 5K Run, 206 5th Street, Templeton.

ST. LUKE’S ANNUAL CHRISTMAS BAZAAR Features handmade gifts, jams and jellies, and baked goodies. Nov. 30, 9 a.m.-5 p.m. and Dec. 1, 9 a.m.-2 p.m. Free. 805-466-0379. St. Luke’s Episcopal Church, 5318 Palma Avenue, Atascadero.

WINTER WONDERLAND Features a massive snow slide, snow play areas, a rock climbing wall, bounce houses, Joe’s Little Train, Santa and Mrs. Claus, and more than 50 food and craft vendors. Dec. 7, 5-9 p.m. Free. VisitAtascadero.com. Sunken Gardens, 6505 El Camino Real, Atascadero. SAN LUIS OBISPO

43RD ANNUAL HOLIDAY PARADE Dec. 7, 7 p.m. Free. downtownslo.com. Mission Plaza, 989 Chorro St, San Luis Obispo.

BREAKFAST WITH SANTA Bring your children to enjoy breakfast with Saint Nick. Includes crafts, photos with Santa, games, and more. Dec. 1, 8:30-11:30 a.m. Free. 805-544-1373. sloucc.org. United Church of Christ (Congregational) of San Luis Obispo, 11245 Los Osos Valley Rd., San Luis Obipo.

CASKMAS Featuring 20 breweries from across the state, food, cask pours, live music, and Christmas sweaters. Dec. 1, 7-11 p.m. $50-$65. 805-548-2337. libertinebrewing.com/caskmas. Libertine Brewing Company, 1234 Broad St., San Luis Obispo. DOWNTOWN MENORAH LIGHTING The menorah is lit all eight nights of Hanukkah outside the Mission. Dec. 2-9, 5 p.m. Free. jccslo.com. Mission Plaza, 989 Chorro St, San Luis Obispo. SPECIAL EVENTS continued page 21

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HANUKKAH DOWNTOWN Includes a free community party the first night which features menorah making, dreidel spinning, carousel, treats, and more. Presented by JCC Federation of SLO. Dec. 2-9, 5 p.m. Free. jccslo.com. Mission Plaza, 989 Chorro St, San Luis Obispo.

HIVE FOR THE HOLIDAY Enjoy music, treats, drinks, boutique specials, and a raffle. 100% of raffle ticket sales will benefit THMA. Dec. 8, 3-6 p.m. Free; $1 raffle tickets. 805-439-2255. Hive Natural Beauty Collective, 2033 Santa Barbara Ave., San Luis Obispo, hivebeauty.com. HOLIDAY MARKET Enjoy holiday cheer while browsing unique, locally made gifts. Includes home décor, jewelry, cards, clothing, and more. Dec. 2, 10 a.m.-4 p.m. Free. Melissa Traynor, 104 Twin Ridge Dr., San Luis Obispo, 4088575573. HOLIDAY OPEN HOUSE An open house hosted by Central Coast Archery. Dec. 8 805-439-1570. centralcoastarchery.com. Central Coast Archery, 12334 Los Osos Valley Rd., San Luis Obispo.

HOLIDAY TREASURES BOUTIQUE Monday Club members present this boutique which features vintage finds, home decor, jewelry, handcrafted art, functional gifts, and more. Refreshments will be served. Dec. 2, 11 a.m.-5 p.m. and Dec. 3, 1:30-4 p.m. Free. 805-5410594. themondayclubslo.org. The Monday Club, 1815 Monterey St, San Luis Obispo.

SANTA CLAUS’S ARRIVAL Santa Claus will arrive in SLO on the Pacific Surfliner. Children can greet him at the station and walk together over to the nearby SLO Railroad Museum for photos and more. Dec. 1, 2:30 p.m. slorrm.com. San Luis Obispo Railroad Museum, 1940 Santa Barbara Ave, San Luis Obispo, (805) 548-1894.

SANTA’S HOUSE IN MISSION PLAZA Children who visit Santa receive a complimentary activity book, toy, and candy cane. Through Dec. 24 $5-$8 for photos. downtownslo.com. Mission Plaza, 989 Chorro St, San Luis Obispo. S O U T H C O A S T S LO C O U N T Y

52ND ANNUAL SOUTH COUNTY HOLIDAY PARADE An old fashioned community parade. Parade will begin at the 16th St. and Grand Ave. intersection. Dec. 1, 10-11 a.m. Free. 805-473-4580. City of Grover Beach, 154 S 8th St., Grover Beach, groverbeach.org.

BIG BAND CHRISTMAS An evening concert of the

most popular songs from the 1940s, ‘50s, and ‘60s. Featuring special guests The Satin Dollz. Dec. 9, 5-7 p.m. $49-$59. 805-489-9444. clarkcenter.org/event/ big-band-christmas/. Clark Center for the Performing Arts, 487 Fair Oaks Ave., Arroyo Grande.

Christmas tree. A designer will guide guests through the steps. Dec. 8, 10 a.m.-noon $50. 805-927-4747. Cambria Nursery & Florist, 2801 Eton Rd, Cambria, cambrianursery.com.

and more. Advanced sign-up for workshop required. Dec. 8, 10 a.m.-4:30 p.m. $50. artcentralartsupply. com/current-workshops.php. Art Central, 1329 Monterey St., San Luis Obispo, 805 747 4200.

CHRISTMAS CRAFT BOUTIQUE AND BAKE SALE Dec. 6, 5-7 p.m., Dec. 7, 9 a.m.-3 p.m. and Dec.

MOSAICS: GIFT IDEAS GALORE Choose from holiday tree, trivet, stepping stone, and more. All materials provided. Dec. 2, 10 a.m.-2 p.m. $40-$90. 805-286-5993. creativemetime.com. Art Center Morro Bay, 835 Main St., Morro Bay.

HOLIDAY GARLANDS WITH INFINITE POSSIBILITIES: TRACY TAYLOR Materials include

8, 9 a.m.-1 p.m. 805-481-9691. Grandmother’s Club, 1241 Farroll Ave., Arroyo Grande.

HOLIDAY HARMONY Includes snow play, cookie decorating, bounce houses, crafts, and music. The Tree Lighting Ceremony will take place at 6 p.m. Santa will be available for photos. Dec. 7, 5:30-7:30 p.m. Free. 805-773-7063. pismobeach.org/73/Recreation. Pismo Beach Pier, West end of Pomeroy, Pismo Beach. HOLIDAY TREE LIGHTING Festivities include cocoa, coffee, cookies, caroling, kids activities, and visits with Santa. Dec. 7, 5:30-7 p.m. Free. 805-473-4580. Ramona Garden Park Center, 993 Ramona Ave., Grover Beach, groverbeach.org. NEEDS ‘N WISHES HOLIDAY FUNDRAISER Features visits with Santa, free refreshments, Christmas shopping opportunities, fresh baked goods, and live entertainment all day. Please bring your change to help the homeless. Sponsored by People Helping People and South Bay Seniors. Dec. 8, 10 a.m.7 p.m. Free. 805- 528- 2626. South Bay Community Center, 2180 Palisades Ave, Los Osos.

SANTA’S WORKSHOP: FINE ART AND CRAFT FAIRE Includes more than 40 artists and crafters offering handcrafted gifts. Santa will be present for visits. Live music provided by Critical Mass. Dec. 1, 10 a.m.-3 p.m. 805-473-4580. Ramona Garden Park Center, 993 Ramona Ave., Grover Beach, groverbeach.org.

VICTORIAN CHRISTMAS OPEN HOUSE Showcasing Victorian-style decorations and refreshments created from authentic Victorian recipes. Period dress and hats are encouraged. Nov. 29, 4-7 p.m. 805-773-4854. Price Anniversary House, 100 Rancho Pismo Dr., Pismo Beach.

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CAMBRIA NURSERY WORKSHOP: SUCCULENT CHRISTMAS TREE Learn how to make a succulent

RESIN HOLIDAY TREE OR BEACH SCENE CLASS The instructor will bring an assortment of shells, colored glass, glitter, an 11” x 14” white frame, and resin to complete a beach scene, holiday tree, or your own idea. Dec. 1, 10 a.m.-noon $80. 805-286-5993. creativemetime.com. Art Center Morro Bay, 835 Main St., Morro Bay.

SUCCULENT WORKSHOP: CHOOSE YOUR PROJECT Make a wood vertical garden or a holiday tree. All materials provided. Care sheet is included to keep your succulents thriving. Dec. 1, 1-3 p.m. $70$90. 805-286-5993. creativemetime.com. Art Center Morro Bay, 835 Main St., Morro Bay. N O R T H S LO C O U N T Y

LIFE DRAWING Each session is limited to 10 participants. Email Jonathan Gaetke to register: jonathangaetke@msn.com. Dec. 6, 6:30-8:30 p.m. $10 each session. 805-466-3684. ärt/, 5806 Traffic Way, Atascadero.

RESIN HOLIDAY TREE Use colored glass, seashells, glitter, and holiday baubles to create a family heirloom which you can encase in glistening resin. Dec. 6, 6-8 p.m. $75. 805-237-3988. creativemetime.com. Centennial Park, 600 Nickerson Dr., Paso Robles. WREATH MAKING WORKSHOP Spruce up your home for the holidays while benefiting Special Olympics San Luis Obispo County. All ages welcome. Dec. 1, 11 a.m.-1 p.m. $35 per wreath. 805-544-6444. sosc.org/sloc/wreathmakingparty. Jack Creek Farms, 5000 Hwy 46 West, Templeton.

ZENTANGLE AND THE ART OF MINDFUL CREATION Experience the fun and quietude of

Zentangle drawing. Dec. 9, 10 a.m.-12:30 p.m. & 1-4 p.m. $37; $22 for returning students. 805-466-3684. ärt/, 5806 Traffic Way, Atascadero. SAN LUIS OBISPO

3CPS MEETING, DEMONSTRATION, AND WORKSHOP WITH LAVONE STIRLING LaVone is an award-winning California artist whose pastel paintings have been published in magazines, books,

string, hole punch, letter stamps, and glitter. Snacks and punch provided. Dec. 1, 11 a.m.-1:30 p.m. $35. 805.704.5690. artcentralartsupply.com/currentworkshops.php. Art Central, 1329 Monterey St., San Luis Obispo.

PINE NEEDLE BASKET WEAVING CLASS Explore the art of pine needle basket weaving. Guests are asked to bring their own scissors and lunch. All other materials are provided. Dec. 1, 9:30 a.m.-2:30 p.m. $100 members; $130 general. 805-541-1400 x 303. slobg.org. San Luis Obispo Botanical Garden, 3450 Dairy Creek Rd., San Luis Obispo. S O U T H C O A S T S LO C O U N T Y

FOAM AND WOOD STAMPS Make stamps to use

for holiday gift wrapping and more. Dec. 7, 5:30-7:30 p.m. $20. LilA Creative Community, 1147 East Grand Ave. Suite 101, Arroyo Grande, 805-668-2125, lila. community.

OPEN STUDIO FOR HOMESCHOOLED CHILDREN Includes drawing, painting, sewing, weaving, mixed media, printmaking, and 3-dimensional building in a safe, non-competitive environment. Fridays, 9 a.m.-2 p.m. $15 per hour. 805-668-2125. LilA Creative Community, 1147 East Grand Ave. Suite 101, Arroyo Grande, lila.community.

PRINTING WITH LEAVES AND FEATHERS Gelli plate printing with leaves and feathers. Prints can used for gifts, gift cards, and gift tags. Reserve your spot by phone or email. Dec. 8, 11:30 a.m.-4:30 p.m. $45. 805668-2125. LilA Creative Community, 1147 East Grand Ave. Suite 101, Arroyo Grande, lila.community.

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UNFATALLY DEAD: TO THAW OR NOT TO THAW? BOOK SIGNING This book follows a trip through time from the perspective of two prominent historical figures: Walt Disney and Samuel Clemens, aka Mark Twain. Dec. 8, 2-4 p.m. 805-772-2880. coalescebookstore.com. Coalesce Bookstore, 845 Main St., Morro Bay. ARTS continued page 22

Downtown San Luis Obispo

Holiday Trolley

free rides Fridays – Sundays, 10 am – 6 pm, Nov. 23 – Dec. 23, 2018

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Includes abstract and contemporary art. Through Nov. 30, 10 a.m.-5:30 p.m. Free. 805-238-0725. castorocellars. com. Castoro Cellars, 1315 N. Bethel Rd., Templeton.

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ROADS TRAVELED: PAINTINGS BY SHANNON E. A. MCNAMARA An exhibition of plein-air paintings. TuesdaysSaturdays. through Nov. 29 Free. 805927-4336. Cambria Library, 1043 Main St., Cambria.

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ARTISTIC JOURNEYS WITH JANICE PLUMA A solo exhibit of acrylic and

collage paintings. Dec. 6, 5-6 p.m. and Dec. 6-Feb. 1 Free. 805-461-6164. slolibrary.org. Atascadero Library, 6555 Capistrano, Atascadero.

Morro Bay Friday • Nov 30 • 6-8pm Saturday • Dec 1 • 6-8pm ——On the Waterfront—— ———On the Waterfront——— LIGHTED BOAT PARADE PREVIEW LIGHTED BOAT PARADE ❆ ❆ Sunday • Dec 2 • 11am-1pm ——Tidelands Park—— PADDLE PARADE ❆ Monday-Thursday • Dec 3-6 ———City Wide——— Laurine Tonkin.com SPECIAL DISCOUNTS & GIFTS Psychic Medium TO BE GIVEN OUT BY At Ruby Dragon PARTICIPATING RETAILERS ❆ Friday • Dec 7 • 6-9pm Saturday • Dec 8 • 12-2pm ———City Wide——— ———Inn at Morro Bay——— SANTA CRAWL: GINGERBREAD HOUSE COMPETITION ADULT SCAVENGER HUNT ❆ WITH BEER & WINE Sunday • Dec 9 • 1-4pm All Participants Must ———Tidelands Park——— Wear Santa Attire SNOW DAY & ELF ON THE SHELF ❆ COMPETITION Tuesday • Dec 15 • 6-6:30pm ———On the Waterfront——— FAREWELL TO SANTA

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BOTH SIDES OF THE BIG POND: SHARING COMMON GROUND This

HOLIDAY HOSPITALITY

Various businesses in Cambria will be offering discounts, drawings, refreshments, and more during Cambria Hospitality Night on Dec. 6 from 5 to 8 p.m. Festivities throughout town also include music and other live entertainment. Call (805) 927-3624 or visit cambriachamber.org to find out more. —C.W.

FALL, FLORA, AND FAVORITES

Showcasing autumn colored works by award-winning photographers Deb Hofstetter and Dean Crawford Jr. Through Dec. 1, 12-9 p.m. Free. 805-238-9800. Studios on the Park, 1130 Pine St., Paso Robles, studiosonthepark.org.

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ALMOND COUNTRY QUILT GUILD GENERAL MEETING Dec. 3, 6:30-9 p.m. ACQGuild.com. Trinity Lutheran Church, 940 Creston Road, Paso Robles, 805- 238-3702. SAN LUIS OBISPO

ART AT HIGH NOON: SKY BERGMAN Bring your lunch and enjoy this art appreciation program for working adults. Photographer and filmmaker Sky Bergman will discuss her artwork and documentary Lives Well Lived. Dec. 6, noon Free. 805-543-8562. sloma.org/events. San Luis Obispo Museum of Art, 1010 Broad St., San Luis Obispo.

EKPHRASTIC POETRY READING Poet Laureate, Jeanie Greensfelder, and SLO County poets will be reading poems they have written for paintings, sculpture and photography at The Hub. Nov. 29, 6:30 p.m. Free. artsobispo.org. ARTS Obispo x The Hub, 1040 Court St., San Luis Obispo, kelly@artsobispo.org. FOURTH ANNUAL HOLIDAY GIFT STUDIO TOUR Browse hand-crafted ceramics, jewelry, glass, plants, stocking-stuffers, and more. Proceeds benefit RISE. Dec. 2, 11 a.m.-4 p.m. Free. 805-235-9721. Central Coast Glass Cottage, 1279 2nd St., Los Osos.

HOLIDAY OPEN STUDIO AND POTTERY SALE Features hand textured pottery in a home studio/gallery setting. Dec. 8, 10 a.m.-5 p.m. and Dec. 9, 11 a.m.-4 p.m. Free. 805-234-0087. standhardtstudio.com. Standhardt Studio, 1463 Oceanaire Dr., San Luis Obispo. S O U T H C O A S T S LO C O U N T Y

MAKE YOUR OWN STAMPS Make a wood and foam stamp that can be used to print wrapping paper, cards, and gift tags for the holidays or all year long. Space is limited. Dec. 7, 5:30-7:30 p.m. $20. 805-668-2125. LilA Creative Community, 1147 East Grand Ave. Suite 101, Arroyo Grande, lila.community.

PAPER BEADS Come repurpose magazines and discarded book pages into one-of-a kind paper beads. Dec. 1, 11:30 a.m.-4:30 p.m. $40. 805-668-2125. LilA Creative Community, 1147 East Grand Ave. Suite 101, Arroyo Grande, lila.community. THIRD ANNUAL CRAFT FAIR Features young, local

artisans from ages 7 to 13. Items cost up to $5. Dec. 8, 10 a.m.-noon 805-473-7163. slolibrary.org. Arroyo Grande Library, 800 W. Branch, Arroyo Grande.

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ANNUAL WINTER FAIRE AND JURIED CRAFT SHOW Morro Bay Art Association presents its annual winter showcase, which features a collection of artworks submitted from all over the Central Coast. Meet the artists at the opening reception on Nov. 4. Works include paintings, photography, jewelry, and fine crafts. Through Jan. 7, 2019, 12-4 p.m. Free. 805-7722504. artcentermorrobay.org. Art Center Morro Bay, 835 Main St., Morro Bay.

COASTAL COLORS: A GROUP MIXED MEDIA FINE ART SHOW A Gallery Member group show of painters, photographers, and mixed media artists. Nov. 30-Dec. 29, 10 a.m.-6 p.m. Free. 805-772-1068. galleryatmarinasquare.com. Gallery at Marina Square, 601 Embarcadero Ste. 10, Morro Bay.

OPEN TO INTERPRETATION A collaborative art show featuring Page Graeber and Janice Pluma.

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photographic exhibition showcases the beauty of 2 areas, separated by the ocean, that are in danger due to misuse and potential damage by large corporations. Features photos by Michael Messina and Marty Cullen. Through Jan. 15, 2019 805-466-3684. ärt/, 5806 Traffic Way, Atascadero.

HANDCRAFTED FOR THE HOLIDAYS California’s premier craftspeople are featured in this invitational exhibition and retail sale devoted to bringing wide public attention to the field of fine craft. Nov. 29, 12-9 p.m. Free. 805-238-9800. Studios on the Park, 1130 Pine St., Paso Robles, studiosonthepark.org.

IMAGES OF NORTH COUNTY PHOTOGRAPHY EXHIBIT Featuring photos by Tim Bryan, Laura Dienzo, Patricia Everett, Nancy Haglund, Charlene Martyn, William Rumbler, J. D. Shankle, Cheryl Strahl, and Chuck Wyke. Tuesdays, Thursdays-Saturdays, 10 a.m.-5 p.m. through Nov. 30 Free. 805-461-6161. slolibrary.org. Atascadero Library, 6555 Capistrano, Atascadero.

JANICE PLUMA ARTIST RECEPTION The work of Janice Pluma will be on display Dec. 3 through Feb. 28. Pluma specializes in abstract acrylics that represent life’s transformative experiences. Light refreshments will be served. Dec. 5, 6-7 p.m. Free. 805-461-6161. slolibrary.org. Atascadero Library, 6555 Capistrano, Atascadero.

THE SHORT STORY COLLECTION: NARRATIVE GOWNS AND FEMININE HISTORIES Every gown is made from humble materials including discarded garments, fabrics, and trims, as well as bits of nature and desk supplies. Through Nov. 30 805-238-9800. Studios on the Park, 1130 Pine St., Paso Robles, studiosonthepark.org.

THANKFUL The Paso Robles Joint Unified School District Gallery’s annual themed show featuring artwork by students from all Paso Robles’s schools, grades K through 12. Through Jan. 20, 2019, 12-9 p.m. Free. 805-238-9800. Studios on the Park, 1130 Pine St., Paso Robles, studiosonthepark.org. WINTER TREASURES Featuring original artworks by Central Coast artists. Works are available for purchase. Through Dec. 26, 12-9 p.m. Free. 805-238-9800. Studios on the Park, 1130 Pine St., Paso Robles, studiosonthepark.org. SAN LUIS OBISPO

36 VIEWS OF HOLLISTER PEAK In the 1830s, Hokusai pursued the essence of Japan’s iconic mountain in the print series Thirty-Six Views of Mount Fuji. In tribute, Secret SLO gathers more than two dozen artists to pursue the essence of San Luis Obispo’s Hollister Peak. Mondays, Thursdays-Sundays, 1-7 p.m. through Dec. 31 Free. 805-210-8687. secretslo.com/gallery/. Sauer-Adams Adobe, 964 Chorro St., San Luis Obispo.

ART AFTER DARK SLO Unites visual, literary, and performing artists with the community and participating venues. Visit site for full list of programs and events. First Friday of every month, 6-9 p.m. 805544-9251. artsobispo.org. SLO County, Countywide, San Luis Obispo. BRENT DICKINSON Dickinson is a multi-disciplinary conceptual artist and writer based in Los Angeles. His work explores Christian theology, critical theory, and experimental comedy. Through Dec. 5 Free. 805-5463202. cuesta.edu/student/campuslife/artgallery/. Harold J. Miossi Gallery, Highway 1, San Luis Obispo. CENTRAL COAST PRINTMAKERS: BANNER A collaborative exhibition featuring contemporary prints made by members of the Central Coast Printmakers Group, a membership group of SLOMA. Dec. 7-Jan. 27 Free. 805-543-8562. sloma.org. San Luis Obispo Museum of Art, 1010 Broad St., San Luis Obispo. ARTS continued page 23

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CYNTHIA MEYER: LOCAL COLOR Enjoy landscape, light, and architecture captured on a sunny day in SLO. ongoing, 6-9 p.m. Free. 805-210-8687. secretslo.com. Sauer-Adams Adobe, 964 Chorro St., San Luis Obispo. INTERESTING TIMES Featuring the political and whimsical art of Mark Bryan. Through Jan. 23, 2019 805-710-2929. Frame Works, 339 Marsh St, San Luis Obispo, sloart.com. MARK TRIBE: NEW NATURE An ongoing project that combines landscape photography and structural film with archival audiovisual recordings of wild landscapes. Artist talk and opening reception takes place Nov. 29. Tuesdays-Saturdays, 11 a.m.-4 p.m. and Tuesdays-Saturdays, 5-7 p.m. through Dec. 7 Free. 805-756-1571. artgallery.calpoly.edu. Cal Poly University Art Gallery, Cal Poly Art & Design, 1 Grand Ave., San Luis Obispo, 93407-0321, San Luis Obispo.

PILGRIM’S PROCESS: THE POETRY OF MICHAEL HANNON The exhibit celebrates over five decades of works in print. Includes chapbooks, books, broadsides, poetry-infused sculpture, mail art, and altered objects. Mondays-Fridays, 9 a.m.-4 p.m. through March 29 Free. 805-756-2305. lib.calpoly.edu/ events/pilgrimsprocess. Cal Poly Special Collections and Archives, Robert E. Kennedy Library, 1 Grand Ave., Building 35, Room 409, San Luis Obispo.

WINE COUNTRY THEATRE PRESENTS NEXT TO NORMAL This musical centers on Diana Goodman, who struggles with bipolar disorder, and the effect her illness has on her family. Fridays-Sundays, 7:30-10:30 p.m. through Dec. 2 $25; $15 students; $20 each for group of 8 or more. 800-838-3006. winecountrytheatre.com. Park Ballroom, 1232 Park St., Paso Robles. SAN LUIS OBISPO

A CHRISTMAS STORY SLO Rep presents its annual adaptation of the holiday classic which follows Ralphie Parker and his quest for a genuine Red Ryder BB Gun. Wednesdays-Sundays, 7-9 p.m. and Saturdays, Sundays, 2-4 p.m. through Dec. 23 $20-$39. 805-7862400. slorep.org. San Luis Obispo Repertory Theatre, 888 Morro St., San Luis Obispo.

THE NUTCRACKER 2018 Presented by the Civic Ballet. Accompanied by a live orchestra. All ages welcome. Dec. 8, 2 & 7 p.m. and Dec. 9, 2 p.m. $18-$60. 805-756-4849. pacslo.org. Performing Arts Center, 1 Grand Ave., San Luis Obispo.

SIXTH ANNUAL LITTLE TREASURES All artwork

THE SANTALAND DIARIES David Sedaris’s thorny account of what it’s like to work as an elf in Macy’s Santaland. Sundays, 9:30-11:30 p.m. and Saturdays, Sundays, 7-9 p.m. through Dec. 15 $20-$39. 805-7862400. slorep.org. San Luis Obispo Repertory Theatre, 888 Morro St., San Luis Obispo.

is priced at $100 or less. Through Dec. 30 Free. 805747-4200. artcentralartsupply.com/. Art Central, 1329 Monterey St., San Luis Obispo.

HOLIDAY EXTRAVAGANZA Includes A Christmas

CALLS FOR ARTISTS

S O U T H C O A S T S LO C O U N T Y Carol, a fractured fairy tale opera, and more. Wednesdays-Sundays. through Dec. 31 $24-$30. 805489-2499. americanmelodrama.com. Great American Melodrama, 1863 Front St., Oceano.

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CALL FOR ARTISTS: CCWS AQUARIUS 2019 CALIFORNIA OPEN WATERMEDIA EXHIBITION Showcasing watermedia paintings by artists residing in California. Features a wide range of subjects, materials, and techniques, from experimental to traditional. Juror/Judge: David Lobenberg Mondays-Sundays, 2 p.m. through Dec. 1 Members $25-$35 (1 or 2 paintings); non-members $45-$60 (1 or 2 paintings). 805-439-0295. ccwsart.com/aquarius-2019.html. Art Center Morro Bay, 835 Main St., Morro Bay. SAN LUIS OBISPO

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PETER PAN A family-friendly musical based on

the J.M. Barrie tale. Through Dec. 23 $33.50-$50; discounts available. 805-922-8313. pcpa.org. Marian Theatre, 800 S. College Dr., Santa Maria.

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HOLIDAY CHORUS The Pacific Horizon Chorus invites women to sing with them. All participants will be invited to perform selected a cappella songs at

The Hub will be holding its last show and is looking for a diverse collection of pieces and price ranges to help encourage the community to give the gift of art this holiday season. Through Nov. 30 Free. 805.544.9251. artsobispo. org/the-hub-call-for-artists. ARTS Obispo x The Hub, 1040 Court St., San Luis Obispo.

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three holiday performances scheduled for Dec. 7, 8, and 9. Dec. 4, 6:30-8:30 p.m. Free. 805-782-9951. pacifichorizon.org. SLO United Methodist Church, 1515 Fredericks St., San Luis Obispo.

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E-DEVICE HELP Please sign up in advance. Thursdays, 8:30-10 a.m. Morro Bay Library, 625 Harbor St., Morro Bay. N O R T H S LO C O U N T Y

FREE FIBROMYALGIA TALK: GUEST SPEAKER VICKI MAUCK Central Coast Fibromyalgia presents this talk. Features Vicki Mauck from iFoG Hawaii. Dec. 8, 1-2 p.m. Free. 805-543-6236. Atascadero Library, 6555 Capistrano, Atascadero.

MORRO BAY METAPHYSICIANS Explore the history of metaphysics with a different topic each week. Led by Tobey White Heart Crockett. Fridays, 12-1 p.m. $10-$20 suggested donation. 805-772-2880. facebook. com/groups/MBMetaphysicians. Coalesce Garden Chapel, 845 Main St., Morro Bay. SAN LUIS OBISPO

CITIZENSHIP CLASS To prepare for the citizenship exam. No registration required. Tuesdays, 5-6 p.m. Free. 805-781-5783. slolibrary.org. San Luis Obispo Library, 995 Palm St., San Luis Obispo. FREE ADOPTION INFORMATION SESSION Free sessions on adoption information at our San Luis Obispo office located at 1540 Marsh Street, Ste 130. The FCCA has placed over 5,100 waiting children into forever families since 1983. First Thursday of every month, 6-8 p.m. Free. 805-542-9084. fcadoptions.org. Family Connections Christian Adoptions, 1540 Marsh St. #130, San Luis Obispo. S O U T H C O A S T S LO C O U N T Y

POINT SLO LIGHTHOUSE TOURS Docents lead guests on a one-hour tour of the historic site, the buildings, and up to the Lighthouse tower. Please arrive 15 minutes early. All proceeds go directly toward

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ADULT BOOK DISCUSSION GROUP First Wednesday of every month, 10 a.m.-noon Morro Bay Library, 625 Harbor St., Morro Bay.

SURFSIDE TENNIS CLUB Saturdays, 9 a.m. Free the first month; $30 per year afterwards. surfsidetennisclub.teamopolis.com. Los Osos Middle School, 1555 El Moro St., Los Osos, 534-2835. N O R T H S LO C O U N T Y

GOLDEN STATE CLASSICS CAR CLUB Monthly meeting for Golden State Classics of Paso Robles. First Tuesday of every month goldenstateclassics.org. Paso Robles Elks Lodge, 1420 Park St., Paso Robles, 805-239-1410. SAN LUIS OBISPO

GALA Q YOUTH GROUP This group serves gay, lesbian, bisexual, and transgender youth (ages 13 through 18). Thursdays, 6-8 p.m. 805-541-4252. galacc.org. GALA Center Gallery, 1060 Palm St., San Luis Obispo.

MAGIC: THE GATHERING AT CAPTAIN NEMO Magic: The Gathering (Standard/Type 2). Refreshments available on site for purchase. Mondays, 5-8 p.m. 2 Boost Buy In. 805-544-6366. Facebook. com/CaptainNemoGames. Captain Nemo Games, 563 Higuera St., San Luis Obispo.

MINIATURE GAMING AT CAPTAIN NEMO Refreshments available on site for purchase. Please park in reserved spaces. Thursdays, 5-8 p.m. Free. 805-5446366. Facebook.com/CaptainNemoGames. Captain Nemo Games, 563 Higuera St., San Luis Obispo.

OPEN GAMING AT CAPTAIN NEMO Board games, card games, and more. Bring any games you’d like. Refreshments available on site for purchase. Please park in Reserved spaces. Sundays, 11 a.m.-4 p.m. and Saturdays, 10 a.m.-2 p.m. Free. 805-544-6366. facebook.com/pg/CaptainNemoGames. Captain Nemo Games, 563 Higuera St., San Luis Obispo.

OVEREATERS ANONYMOUS Meets at various locations in SLO County: Arroyo Grande, Oceano, San Luis Obispo, Morro Bay, Cambria, Atascadero, and Paso Robles. No dues/fees. Mondays-Sundays, 6-7 p.m. Free. oacentralcoast.org. San Luis Obispo, Citywide, SLO. local physical therapy professionals. First Tuesday of every month, 6-8 p.m. Free admission. vant.ge/ PTPubNightCentralCoastCA. Libertine Brewing Company, 1234 Broad St., San Luis Obispo, 805-548-2337. S O U T H C O A S T S LO C O U N T Y

HOMESHARESLO COFFEE CHAT Learn about homesharing, share your housing stories, and network with others. First Wednesday of every month, 10:3011:30 a.m. Free. 805-215-5474. homeshareslo.org. Coffee Bean, 354 Five Cities Dr., Pismo Beach.

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ANNE OF GREEN GABLES Marilla and her brother Matthew hoped to adopt a boy to work on their farm. But the orphanage sends a girl, Anne, by mistake. Directed by John Battalino. Nov. 30Dec. 16 $15-$20. St. Peter’s by-the-Sea Episcopal Church, 545 Shasta Ave., Morro Bay, 772-2368, stpetersmorrobay.org/. featuring music by Erik Stein. Plot: the cast and crew of a dinner theatre are rehearsing their annual holiday musical revue. Nov. 29, 7:30-10 p.m., Fridays, Saturdays, 7:30-10 p.m. and Sundays, 2-4:30 p.m. through Dec. 23 $25. 805-927-8190. cambriacenterforthearts.org/theatre/. Cambria Center for the Arts Theatre, 1350 Main St., Cambria.

CLUBS & MEETINGS

PT PUB NIGHT: CENTRAL COAST Hosted by

NOV. 29 – DEC. 6 2018

HOLIDAY DINNERTAINMENT An original farce

the site’s restoration. Wednesdays, 12 & 1 p.m. and Saturdays, 12, 1 & 2 p.m. $17-$22. 805-540-5771. pointsanluislighthouse.org. Point San Luis Lighthouse, 1 Lighthouse Rd., Avila Beach.

NIPOMO SENIOR CENTER The center is open five days a week; closed on weekends and holidays. Mondays-Fridays, 9 a.m.-1 p.m. 805-929-1615. Nipomo Senior Center, 200 E. Dana St., Nipomo.

ROOF PROOF

The Atascadero Historical Society hosts Raise The Roof, a fundraiser dinner and auction to benefit the Colony Heritage Center, on Dec. 1 from 5:30 to 8:30 p.m. at Pear Valley Winery in Paso Robles. Proceeds will be used to provide a new roof for the Archival House (pictured). Tickets are $65. Call (805) 466-4195 or visit atascaderohistoricalsociety.org for more info. —C.W.

SOUTH COUNTY DEMOCRATIC CLUB Includes coffee, snacks, and a social time. Meetings start at 7 p.m. with Bill Ostrander, candidate for 35th State Assembly District, as the main speaker. First and First Wednesday of every month, 6:30-8 p.m. Free. 805-7096234. slocdp.org. Grover Beach Community Center, 1230 Trouville Ave., Grover Beach. CULTURE & LIFESTYLE continued page 24

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SUPPORT GROUPS N O R T H C O A S T S LO C O U N T Y

CO-DEPENDENTS ANONYMOUS MEETING CoDependents Anonymous (CoDA) is a 12-step recovery program for anyone who desires to have healthy and loving relationships with themselves and others. Saturdays, 1-2:15 p.m. Free. 805-203-5875. Cambria Connection, 1069 Main St., Cambria.

THE COMPASSIONATE FRIENDS OF CAMBRIA MONTHLY MEETING A self help support group for parents who have experienced the death of a child of any age from any cause. First Tuesday of every month, 6:30-8 p.m. Free. 805-909-8101. The Compassionate Friends Cambria Chapter, Cambria Pines Rd, Cambria. N O R T H S LO C O U N T Y

for 20+ years on Marsh Street! Our doors are OPEN at our new address! The Historical (c1892) Loron C. Cox building

676 Pismo St, SLO

the death of a loved one. This group provides the opportunity to connect with individuals in a similar situation. Drop-ins welcome. Wednesdays, 5-6:30 p.m. Free. 805-544-2266. hospiceslo.org/support-groups/ general-grief-support-group-0. Hospice SLO County: North County Office, 517 13th St., Paso Robles.

NAMI FAMILY SUPPORT GROUP Hosted by NAMI (National Alliance on Mental Illness). A free and confidential group of families helping families who have a loved one living with mental health challenges. First Monday of every month, 6:30-8 p.m. Free. 805-6748009. Life House, 5850 West Mall Rd., Atascadero.

NAR-ANON FAMILY GROUP MEETING A meeting for those who know or have known a feeling of desperation concerning the addiction of a loved one. Fridays, 12-1 p.m. Free. 805-221-5523. A meeting for those who know or have known a feeling of desperation concerning the addiction of a loved one. Tuesdays, 6-7 p.m. Free. The Redeemer Lutheran Church, 4500 El Camino Real, Atascadero, 805-221-5523. SAN LUIS OBISPO

#METOO: DROP-IN SUPPORT GROUP FOR WOMEN These monthly support groups are for adult

Providing non-profit mental health counseling since 1968.

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women who have experienced sexual harassment or sexual abuse. The focus of the group is to create a safe place for participants to share, be connected with local resources, and get support in the healing process. First Tuesday, Friday of every month, 12-1 p.m. RISE, 51 Zaca Ln., Ste. 100, San Luis Obispo, 805-226-5400.

CHILD LOSS SUPPORT GROUP Hospice SLO County is offering this support group for those grieving the loss of a child. This group provides the opportunity to connect with individuals in a similar situation. Dropins welcome. Thursdays, 6-7:30 p.m. Free. 805-5442266. hospiceslo.org/support-groups. Hospice SLO County, 1304 Pacific St., San Luis Obispo. FAMILY CAREGIVER SUPPORT GROUP A support group for those who are caring for a loved one, no matter the diagnosis. This group provides the opportunity to connect with individuals in a similar situation. Drop-ins welcome. Every other Friday, 2:30-4 p.m. Free. 805-544-2266. hospiceslo.org. Hospice SLO County, 1304 Pacific St., San Luis Obispo. FIBROMYALGIA SUPPORT GROUP A free support group for those who suffer from Fibromyalgia. Second Saturday of every month, 11 a.m.-noon Free. slolibrary.org. San Luis Obispo Library, 995 Palm St., San Luis Obispo. LIVING WITH GRIEF SUPPORT GROUP Grief is a

SLO Blues Baseball Season Tickets & Individual Tickets Available!

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GENERAL GRIEF SUPPORT GROUP (NORTH COUNTY) A support group for those grieving

GLASS ON THE FIRE

The fourth annual Holiday Gift Studio Tour takes place on Dec. 2 from 11 a.m. to 4 p.m. at Central Coast Glass Cottage in SLO and Rowe Clayworks in Morro Bay. The shows at both venues feature handcrafted ceramics, jewelry, glass, and more. Donations will be accepted to benefit RISE. Call (805) 235-9721 for more info. —C.W.

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BASIC COMPUTER HELP Come to learn basic computer skills. Call to sign up. Thursdays, 8:30-10 a.m. Free. 805-772-6394. Morro Bay Library, 625 Harbor St., Morro Bay. DOTERRA NATURAL SOLUTIONS Discover the potential of Certified Pure Therapeutic Grade essential oils. Nov. 30, 6:30-7:30 p.m. Free. 805-441-6688. leftcoastartstudio.com. Left Coast Art Studio, 1188 Los Osos Valley Rd., Los Osos. SAN LUIS OBISPO

FIVE ESSENTIAL ELEMENTS OF A SUCCESSFUL WRITER Author Eldonna Edwards will share insights based upon her experience as both an indie and traditional author of memoir and fiction. Dec. 1, 1-2 p.m. Free. 805-781-5783. slolibrary.org. San Luis Obispo Library, 995 Palm St., San Luis Obispo.

GOING SOLAR WORKSHOP This free workshop describes how to safely install rooftop solar as a volunteer with nonprofit SunWork. Once trained, you can help SunWork install systems under the direction of professionals. No experience needed. Dec. 1, 12:151:30 p.m. Free. 805-229-1250. sunwork.org/events. French Hospital Copeland Health Education Pavilion, 3rd Floor, 1911 Johnson Ave, San Luis Obispo.

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BEGINNERS DANCE BUNKAI Appropriate for

Geographic Documentary on stress, how its created, and the physiological effects on the body. There will be time for discussion after the screening. Dec. 9, 1-2:30 p.m. $5 suggested donation. 805-540-4186. Morro Bay Massage and Wellness Center, 736 Main St., Morro Bay, morrobaymassage.com.

of light and tone provided by Lightshare. No appointment necessary. First Saturday of every month, 11 a.m.-2 p.m. through Dec. 1 Free. 805-305-7595. lightshare.us. Lightshare Center, 22701 El Camino Real, Santa Margarita.

ZUMBA/DANCE FUSION This dynamic class is

SAN LUIS OBISPO through proper form. Sessions feature various dumbbell exercises. Mondays, Wednesdays, 8:15-9:15 a.m. $88. 805-549-1222. ae.slcusd.org. San Luis Coastal Adult School, 1500 Lizzie St., San Luis Obispo.

AFRICAN DANCE An all levels dance class where you can learn traditional dances from Guinea and West Africa. Accompanied by live drumming. Wednesdays, 6:30-7:45 p.m. $5-$10. afrodance.net. Performance Athletics Gymnastics, 4484 Broad St., San Luis Obispo, 805-547-1496. AIKIDO BEGINNERS FINAL 2018 CLASSES

BOOK SIGNING Ruth Cherry will sign copies of her

AIKIDO BEGINNERS PROGRAM This program covers the basics of Aikido. For ages 14 and up. Tuesdays, Thursdays, 5:30-6:30 p.m. through Dec. 13 $60. 720-588-0798. kiryu-aikido.com/beginners-slo. Fitness Edge, 795 Buckley Road, Ste. 1, San Luis Obispo.

books. She will speak about healing in non-traditional terms and lead a guided meditation. Dec. 8 Free. 805 439 2757. RuthCherryPhD.com. Morro Bay Library, 625 Harbor St., Morro Bay.

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group for those grieving the death of a loved one. Held in the Church Care Center. Drop-ins welcome. Tuesdays, 10-11:30 a.m. Free. 805-544-2266. hospiceslo.org. New Life Pismo, 990 James Way, Pismo Beach.

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flexibility, balance, breathwork and more through adapted poses with chairs and/or mats. Wednesdays, Fridays, 1-2 p.m. through Dec. 14 805-546-3942. cuesta.edu/academics. Morro Bay Community Center, 1001 Kennedy Way, Morro Bay.

support group for those grieving the loss of a partner or spouse. This group provides the opportunity to connect with individuals in a similar situation. Held in Room 16. Drop-ins welcome. Thursdays, 5-6:30 p.m. Free. 805-544-2266. hospiceslo.org. New Life Pismo, 990 James Way, Pismo Beach.

IGNITE BOOTY SCHOOL: MORRO BAY This session offers dance fitness, twerk technique, and a choreography option to perform on Dec. 22 at The Siren in Morro Bay. Nov. 29, 6:30-8:30 p.m. and Dec. 6, 6:30-8:30 p.m. $150. 805-748-0749. ignitebootyschool.com. Ignite Movement Studio, 698

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PROJECT OF LIGHT CLINIC Monthly sessions

all skill levels. The foundation of Dance Bunkai uses precise movements to build on. These movements are borrowed from all over the world and include Martial Arts movements. Tuesdays, 6:30-7:30 p.m. $40 monthly; $12 to drop-in. 805-203-6318. Ignite Movement Studio, 698 Morro Bay Blvd., Morro Bay, ignitemovementstudio.com/.

CHAIR YOGA Tuesdays, 11:30 a.m.-12:30 p.m. Morro Bay Library, 625 Harbor St., Morro Bay.

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isolated stretching, trigger point, foam rolling, and yoga techniques, participants can increase their range of motion. Please bring a mat and water. Tuesdays, Fridays. through Dec. 18 805-7763676. Studio Fitness, 349 Quintana, Morro Bay, studiofitnessmorrobay.com.

ADVANCED STRENGTH TRAINING Build strength

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YOGA STRETCH Through a combination of active,

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SEWING CAFE CLASSES AND WORKSHOPS

NAR-ANON: LET IT BEGIN WITH ME Nar-Anon is a support group for those who are affected by someone else’s addiction. Tuesdays 805-458-7655. naranoncentralca.org/meetings/meeting-list/. San Luis Obispo, Citywide, SLO.

Teenagers can benefit from your life experience and skills. Children in the program are lonely and insecure and need someone to spend time with them. Through Dec. 31, 10 a.m.-5 p.m. Free. 805-534-1600. Morrocco Method Headquarters, 800 Farroll Rd., Grover Beach, morroccomethod.com.

healing attitudes to appreciate the opportunities afforded by a chronic condition. Dec. 8, 1-3 p.m. Free. 805-439-2757. RuthCherryPhD.com. Morro Bay Library, 625 Harbor St., Morro Bay.

Sewing Cafe offers various classes and workshop. Call for full schedule. ongoing Sewing Cafe, 541 Five Cities Dr., Pismo Beach, 805-295-6585.

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choreographed to carefully selected upbeat music. No experience is necessary. Drop in any day. Mondays, Fridays, 10:30-11:30 a.m. through Dec. 31 $6.50 residents; $7.10 non-residents. 805-466-7912. Atascadero Community Center, 5599 Traffic Way, Atascadero, atascadero.org/communitycenter.

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natural response to the death of a loved one. This group helps those who have lost a loved one or have a loved one who is dealing with a life-altering illness. Trained grief counselors will be present to provide information about grief. Mondays, 12:15-1:15 p.m. Free. 805-5442266. hospiceslo.org/support-groups. Hospice SLO County, 1304 Pacific St., San Luis Obispo.

ELDERS FOR YOUTH Seeking elders to join.

SURF FITNESS A 45-minute workout to improve your time in the water. Re-align your spine, make space for breath, mobilize, stabilize, and more. Non-surfers welcome. Mondays, 4-4:45 p.m. 805-776-3686. studiofitnessmorrobay.com. Studio Fitness, 349 Quintana, Morro Bay.

Led by black belt instructors. Please wear loose comfortable clothes (full length pants). For males and females alike, ages 16 and over. Tuesdays, 5:45-7 p.m. through Dec. 11 $32.50. 805-549-1222. aikidosanluisobispo.com. San Luis Coastal Adult School, 1500 Lizzie St., San Luis Obispo.

AIKIDO FOR EVERYONE A Japanese martial art designed to stop violence with minimum harm. This class welcomes beginning and experienced students of all levels. Tuesdays, 5:45-7 p.m. $65 for 3 months. 805-549-1222. aikidosanluisobispo.com. San Luis Coastal Adult School, 1500 Lizzie St., San Luis Obispo.

IGNITE BOOTY SCHOOL This series offers dance fitness, twerk technique, and optional choreography lessons. Dec. 5, 7-9 p.m. $150. 805-748-0749. ignitebootyschool.com. SLO Yoga Center: Marigold, 3840-1 Broad St, San Luis Obispo. IGNITE BOOTY SCHOOL: SLO This session offers CULTURE & LIFESTYLE continued page 25

CULTURE & LIFESTYLE from page 24 dance fitness, twerk technique, and a choreography option to perform on Dec. 22 at The Siren in Morro Bay. Nov. 29, 7-9 p.m. and Dec. 6, 7-9 p.m. 150. 805748-0749. ignitebootyschool.com. SLO Yoga Center: Marigold, 3840 Broad St. Suite #1, San Luis Obispo.

METABOLIC CONDITIONING Enjoy a workout using your own bodyweight, dumbbells, large exercise balls, and the TRX suspension training system. Designated as intermediate advanced level fitness. Tuesdays, Thursdays, 8-9 a.m. $88. 805-549-1222. ae.slcusd.org. San Luis Coastal Adult School, 1500 Lizzie St., San Luis Obispo. S O U T H C O A S T S LO C O U N T Y

BEGINNER’S CHI GONG AND YOGA For adults and youth ages 11 and up. Includes stand up exercises, breathing techniques, and more. Sundays, 9:45 a.m. Free. 805-534-1600. Morrocco Method Headquarters, 800 Farroll Rd., Grover Beach, morroccomethod.com. GUIDED GROWTH RETREAT A weekend of quantum growth and nourishing embodiment. Learn techniques and exercises from Elena Tonetti’s Birth Into Being (BIB) method. Dec. 8, 10 a.m.-6 p.m. and Dec. 9, 10 a.m.-6 p.m. $425. 805-710-1881. Branch Mill Organic Farm & Retreat Center, 2815 Branch Mill Rd., Arroyo Grande.

MINDFUL YOGA: GENTLE, RESTORATIVE, AND SLOW FLOW Wednesdays, Saturdays, 9-10:15 a.m. $10 donation. White Heron Sangha Meditation Center, 6615 Bay Laurel Place, Avila Beach, whiteheronsangha.org.

QI GONG FOR LESS STRESS AND MORE ENERGY The gentle standing movements of Qi Gong may be used to lower stress and increase flexibility. Mondays, 9-10 a.m. through Dec. 17 $10 drop-in; $65 for 8-week session. 805-440-4561. luciamarschools. asapconnected.com. Oceano Community Center, 1425 19th St., Oceano.

SENIOR BODY FITNESS Please bring your own weights and bands. Mondays, 11 a.m.-noon $1 per class. 805-598-7108. Cortina Apartments, 241 Courtland St., Arroyo Grande.

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emotional, and physical fitness and well-being. Learn and practice how to respond to various types of stress in a healthy way. Tuesdays, 3:15-4:15 p.m. 805-2705523. mindfulkindfulyouniversity.com/dragonfly-circles/. Atascadero Agricultural Hall, 5035 Palma Ave., Atascadero.

YOUNIQUE FITNESS FOR SPECIAL NEEDS This class integrates the wide-ranging benefits of music, movement, yoga, mindful awareness training, guided relaxation strategies, expressive arts, and more. Additionally offered at SLO and Arroyo Grande locations. Tuesdays, 4:30-5:15 p.m. 805-2705523. mindfulkindfulyouniversity.com/younique-fitness/. Atascadero Agricultural Hall, 5035 Palma Ave., Atascadero. SAN LUIS OBISPO

FAMILY POTTERY NIGHT Classes include instruction and materials. Saturdays, 6-8 p.m. through Dec. 20 $50 for 2 classes. 805-896-6197. anamcre. com. Anam Cre Pottery Studio, 1243 Monterey St, San Luis Obispo.

KIDS PARTY PARADISE For kids ages 4 and up (potty trained) to enjoy games, an obstacle course, dinner, dessert, crafts, GymJam time, a movie, and more. Registration required. Second Saturday of every month, 5:30-10:30 p.m. $34-$44 with family discounts. 805547-1496. performanceathleticsslo.com. Performance Athletics Gymnastics, 4484 Broad St., San Luis Obispo.

SIERRA CLUB HIKE: BIG SUR A moderately strenuous hike of about 11 miles with 2,400 feet of elevation gain. Bring lunch, water, and hiking shoes. Dec. 1, 8 a.m. Free. 805-546-0317. sierraclub.org/ santa-lucia. Washburn Day Use Area, 1.5 miles north of Cambria on Hwy 1, Cambria.

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MORRO BAY MARTIAL ARTS Offering adult and youth classes in kickboxing, boxing, judo, jiu-jitsu, MMA, tai chi, qi gong, and self defense. Programs are customized to fit your needs , goals, age, and abilities. Mondays-Sundays, 7 a.m.-8 p.m. through April 25 Call for details. 805-701-7397. Morro Bay Martial Arts, 850 Shasta, Morro Bay. SAN LUIS OBISPO

CAL POLY WOMEN’S BASKETBALL VS. ST. MARY’S The final non-conference game of the year.

Dec. 1, 2 p.m. gopoly.com/. Mott Athletics Center, 1 Grand Ave, San Luis Obispo, 805-756-7297.

SLO PING PONG Lots of tables are available for guests to play at. Sundays, 4-7 p.m. and Tuesdays, Thursdays, 7-10 p.m. through Dec. 4 Free. 805-5400470. Ludwick Community Center, 864 Santa Rosa, San Luis Obispo.

BILINGUAL STORYTIME/ CUENTOS BILINGÜES Children and their families are invited to listen to tales in English and Spanish. Wednesdays, 3:30-4 p.m. Free. 805-927-4336. slolibrary.org. Cambria Library, 1043 Main St., Cambria.

THEATER DANCE CLASS FOR KIDS An interactive group for kids ages 9 and up to express themselves through dance and theatrical expression. Wednesdays, 4:30-5:30 p.m. $40 monthly; $12 to drop in. 805-2036318. Ignite Movement Studio, 698 Morro Bay Blvd., Morro Bay, ignitemovementstudio.com/. TODDLER STORYTIME A storytime for toddlers ages 18 months-and-up. Share stories, songs, finger plays, bubbles, and more. Wednesdays, 11-11:30 a.m. Free. 805-927-4336. slolibrary.org. Cambria Library, 1043 Main St., Cambria. Hosted by Ms. Kaela. Tuesdays, 10:30 a.m. Free. 805-772-6394. Morro Bay Library, 625 Harbor St., Morro Bay. N O R T H S LO C O U N T Y

DRAGONFLY CIRCLES IN ATASCADERO An enrichment program for ages 7 to 11 that promotes social,

SANTA is coming to Ragged Point! He will be there to take photos with all the kids!

PYJAMA DRAMA: DRAMA AND IMAGINATIVE PLAY CLASSES Drama and imaginative play develops skills that can last a lifetime like the confidence to be brave, desire to share ideas with others, and the joy of solving problems with friends by your side. Saturdays, 11-11:45 a.m. and Mondays, 9:30-11 a.m. $12. 805709-0761. pyjamadrama.com. SLO Movement Arts Center, 2074 Parker St., San Luis Obispo.

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For the parents there will also be BBQ, Beer & Wine on hand!

ROLLIE POLIE INFANT CLASS This class is specially designed to promote bonding between baby and caregiver. For birth through crawling. Call to register. Wednesdays, 5:45-6:15 p.m. through Dec. 26 Free. 805-547-1496. performanceathleticsslo.com. Performance Athletics Gymnastics, 4484 Broad St., San Luis Obispo.

Enjoy our tree lighting ceremony! Listen to live music by Bobby Santa Cruz on the 8th and Rockin’ B’s on the 9th!

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BILLINGUAL STORYTIME Enjoy storytelling and songs in both English and Spanish. First Tuesday of every month, 10:30-11 a.m. Free. 805-473-7161. slolibrary.org. Arroyo Grande Library, 800 W. Branch, Arroyo Grande.

DRAGONFLY CIRCLES (AGES 7-11) IN AG This enrichment program promotes social, emotional, and physical well-being. Learn how to respond to stressful emotions and situations in a healthy, balanced, and positive way. Register thru AG Recreation. Thursdays, 3:45-4:45 p.m. through Dec. 13 805-270-5523. mindfulkindfulyouniversity. com/dragonfly-circles/. Women’s Club of Arroyo Grande, 211 Vernon St., Arroyo Grande. OCEANO DUNES VISITOR CENTER Enjoy exhibits of dune and lagoon plant and animal species. End your visit with a stroll behind the center to the freshwater lagoon. ongoing, 12-4 p.m. Free. 805-474-2667. Oceano Dunes Visitor Center, 555 Pier Ave, Oceano.

PLAY EXPLORE CREATE 1 Enjoy various art activities including drawing, painting, building sculptures, and more. Designed for ages 3 to 4. All materials are included. Mondays, Wednesdays, 9-10:30 a.m. $20 for one day; $35 for two days a week. 805668-2125. LilA Creative Community, 1147 East Grand Ave. Suite 101, Arroyo Grande, lila.community.

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N O R T H C O A S T S LO C O U N T Y 10:30 a.m.-noon Free. 805-439-2757. meditationintro. com. Morro Bay Library, 625 Harbor St., Morro Bay.

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are welcome to come and learn various ways of working with clay, including sculpting, slab building, and throwing onto the pottery wheel. Tuesdays, Thursdays, 3:30-5 p.m. $30. 805-896-6197. anamcre.com. Anam Cre Pottery Studio, 1243 Monterey St, San Luis Obispo.

FREE GUIDED MEDITATION GROUP Fridays,

KIDS & FAMILY

Winter Craft Show featuring handmade items from local artisans!

POTTERY CLASSES AND PAINTING POTS Kids

BEACH KEEPERS CLEANUP WITH ECOSLO Dec.

1, 9-11 a.m. Free. 805-544-1777. bit.ly/2NLt5Rt. Estero Bluffs, Estero Bay, Cayucos.

December 8th & 9th

GUIDED MEDITATION CLASS Come learn to meditate in a relaxed setting. Pay attention to each second and increase your awareness of the inner world. Frequent prompts facilitate the focus. Fridays, 10:30 a.m.-noon Free. 805-439-2757. meditationintro.com. Morro Bay Library, 625 Harbor St., Morro Bay.

ACOUSTIC SUNDAYS 3–6pm

December 2nd

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REFUGE RECOVERY Refuge Recovery is a nontheistic, Buddhist-inspired approach to treating and recovering from addictions of all kinds. Open to people of all backgrounds and respectful of all recovery paths. Saturdays, 7:30-8:45 p.m. Free; donations welcome. SLO County Drug and Alcohol Atascadero, 3500 El Camino Real, Atascadero, 800-838-1381. SAN LUIS OBISPO

ASK SABRINA 30 years of Tarot reading experience. Open Wednesday, Friday, and Saturday in SLO County and Thursday and Sunday in South SLO County. ongoing 805-441-4707. asksabrina.com. Private Location, TBA, San Luis Obispo. CULTURE & LIFESTYLE continued page 26

WEDNESDAYS: LIVE MUSIC FIREPLACE ROOM 6-9pm

December 5th

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Holiday DINNERTAINMENT * Dinner Not Included

An original farce & MUSIC by Erik Stein The cast and crew of the Prime Rib Playhouse Dinner Theatre are rehearsing their annual holiday musical revue. Featuring five new, soon to be classic, holiday tunes, the world premiere of Holiday Dinnertainment will tickle your ribs and get you into the holiday spirit!

NOV 30 - DEC 23 Friday & SATURDAY 7:30pm SUNDAY 2:00pm Cambriacenterforthearts.org

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Refuge Recovery is a nontheistic, Buddhist-inspired approach to treating and recovering from addictions of all kinds. Open to people of all backgrounds and respectful of all recovery NOV. 29 – DEC. 6 2018 paths. Sundays, 6:30-7:30 p.m. Free; donations welcome. Unitarian Universalist Fellowship Hall, 2201 Lawton Ave., San Luis Obispo. S O U T H C O A S T S LO C O U N T Y

CHANNELING With Mike Smith. Receive channeled messages from spirit guides and love ones. Second Saturday of every month, 6:30-7:30 p.m. $35. 805-489 -2432. Halcyon Store Post Office, 936 S. Halcyon Rd., Arroyo Grande.

HOUSE OF GOD CHURCH SERVICES Join Pastor Joseph and

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Friday, November 30 The Fremont Theater

Beer Yoga SUNDAY, DECEMBER 9 10:30AM-11:30AM Naughty Oak Brewing Co. TICKETS AVAILABLE AT

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Andre Nikatina

Saturday, December 1 The Fremont Theater

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Amanda Anderson every Sunday for prayer, healing, and more. Sundays, 9:30-11 a.m. 805-8887714. House of God Church, 946 Rockaway Ave., Grover Beach.

INTUITIVE DEVELOPMENT 1st

BEYOND THE SEA

The Morro Bay Lighted Boat Parade takes place Dec. 1 from 6 to 8:30 p.m. More than 40 decorated boats will compete. Other festivities include a vendor showcase, food, hot cocoa, photo opportunities with Santa Claus, and more. Visit slocal.com to find out more. —C.W.

and 2nd Tuesdays of the month. With Julie Jensen. Come explore your innate gifts that are receiving and giving intuitive information. First Tuesday of every month, 6:308 p.m. $25. 805-489-2423. Halcyon Store Post Office, 936 S. Halcyon Rd., Arroyo Grande.

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ART CENTER MORRO BAY Seeking volunteers to be docents and/or organize art programs. Mondays-Sundays, 12-4 p.m. Free. 805-772-2504. artcentermorrobay.org. Art Center Morro Bay, 835 Main St., Morro Bay.

SWAP ELFIN FOREST WORK PARTY Help the SWAP Weed Warriors with weeding, trail trimming, and erosion control. First Saturday of every month, 9 a.m.noon 805-528-0392. El Moro Elfin Forest Natural Area, 1100 15th St., Los Osos. SAN LUIS OBISPO

FELINE NETWORK OF THE CENTRAL COAST

World AIDS Day Vigil

Neko Case

Wednesday, December 5 The Fremont Theater

Saturday, December 1, 5:00pm St. Stephen's Episcopal Church 1344 Nipomo Street, SLO

2018 is the 30th anniversary of World AIDS Day HIV has not gone away. Come to support those affected by HIV and AIDS in SLO and around the world, to remember those who have died, to give thanks for medical advances. A partnership between neighbors

An Evening with Y&T

Seeking volunteers to provide foster homes for foster kittens or cats with special needs. The Feline Network pays for food, litter, and any medications needed. Volunteers also needed to help with humanely trapping and transporting feral cats for spay/neuter. ongoing 805-549-9228. felinenetwork.org. San Luis Obispo, Citywide, SLO.

HOSPICE SLO COUNTY THRESHOLD SINGERS SEEK NEW VOICES Sing for individuals experiencing life-limiting or end-of life conditions. First Sunday of every month, 2-4 p.m. Free. 805-544-2266. hospiceslo. org/services/hospice-slo-county-threshold-singers. Hospice SLO County, 1304 Pacific St., San Luis Obispo.

HOSPICE SLO COUNTY VOLUNTEER TRAINING Preregistration required. In-Home Volunteers assist individuals with a life-limiting illness and their families by providing caregiver respite, practical assistance, emotional support, companionship, and comfort. Thursdays, 1-6 p.m. Free. 805-544-2266. hospiceslo. org/workshops. Hospice SLO County, 1304 Pacific St., San Luis Obispo.

MEALS ON WHEELS Meals on Wheels, San Luis Obispo, needs noon time drivers. Must have own car to deliver prepared meals. Mondays-Fridays, 11 a.m.-2 p.m. 805-235-8870. San Luis Obispo, Citywide, SLO.

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ave you heard of the “vacation effect,” those positive feelings that return you to a vacation mindset triggered by an image, a smell, or a sound? Steel bands are known to produce the “vacation effect”! The inherently tropical sound of steel pan music—that buoyant, dulcet, mellifluous, silvery liquid, euphonious sound—sweeps listeners away to a lush green isle, where the days are lazy, the foods exotic, and the weather warm. Next Saturday, Dec. 8, you’ll be swept away on a mini vacation when Aircut Music presents the Central Coast Day of Percussion at the Cuesta College Student Center (1 p.m.; all ages; $12 at tickets.cuesta.edu). Organized by Cuesta Steel Band Director Patty Dee, the event will feature her beginning and intermediate bands performing classic steel band numbers as well as Dee’s arrangements of pop songs such as Ben E. King’s “Spanish Harlem” and The Chiffons’ “Sweet Talkin’ Guy.” Master percussionist Darrell Voss will do a hands-on percussion demo with audience participation; Cal Poly percussion professor John Astaire and the Cal Poly’s Polyrhythmics percussion group will perform; Blair Helsing will demo electronic percussion with his malletKAT, an electronic marimba;

and steel pan master performer and educator Jeff Narell will speak about the instrument and offer a demo of lead pan playing. The event should run until about 3:30 p.m., and parking is free. Steel pan is a unique instrument developed in Trinidad. The quick version of the story is that the slaves of French planters formed a parallel celebration to the French carnival called canboulay, where percussion was played with sticks on metal pots. By 1880, “stick-fighting” and African percussion were banned because of the so-called Canboulay Riots. By 1941, the U.S. Navy arrived, and “pannists,” as the players—considered outlaws—were known, started stealing U.S.-owned oil drums, whose lids and sides were pounded and tuned into the modern steel pan. Cuesta Steel Band Director Dee began her love affair with the steel drum in 1991. “I’m kind of self-taught, but I do workshops every summer in West Virginia and Denver,” she explained. Dee teaches steel drum classes at Cuesta College through its Community Programs (sign up at cuesta.edu/ communityprograms). “It’s a misnomer that it’s a drum— there’s no skin, and it’s all metal,” Dee noted. “It’s closer to a marimba [think a

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a big shiny pan, with various areas within the pan tuned to a particular note. Along the outside of the pan is a “cycle of fifths,” with other notes moving into the center of the pan. It’s played with small sticks with rubber at the tips. If you’re thinking it must sound clangy or sharp and metallic, its sound is closer to the sounds of hand-bells you might hear in church. It’s beautiful! The event will be a great introduction to steel pans and steel bands, and having Jeff Narell headline is a real treat. He and his brother, Andy, have played since they were kids and appeared on shows such as the I’ve Got A Secret MASTER STEEL PANNIST Jeff Narell will headline the game show in 1963 and multi-band and performer Central Coast Day of Percussion The Ed Sullivan Show on Dec. 8, in the Cuesta College Student Center. in 1967. xylophone with longer resonators] because “They grew up in New York with a it’s tuned chromatically—all notes, sharps, social worker dad who used steel drums and flats. They can have two and a half with juvenile delinquents to keep them off octaves, and there’re all different types: the streets,” Dee said. soprano leads, double tenor pans, double You can also hear Dee and her seconds are like an alto voice with one steel band students performing next person playing two pans, triple cellos with Thursday, Dec. 6, during the SLO one person playing three pans, and the six Farmers’ Market from 6 to 8:45 p.m. on bass with one person playing six pans.” the corner of Morro and Higuera streets. Each pan is a one-of-a-kind instrument, STARKEY continued page 30 handmade and hand tuned. It looks like

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MORRO BAY WINE SELLER SONG CONTEST Each night includes 10 contestants, 3 judges, and 3 winners. Each contestant does 2 original songs. Sponsored by Painted Sky Recording Studio, JP Maddex Voice Lessons, and Brett Perkins of The Listening Room International Songwriter Retreats. First Tuesday of every month, 6:30-9 p.m. through June 4 Free; $5 to enter. 805-204-6821. songwritersatplay.com/calendar/. Morro Bay Wine Seller, 601 Embarcadero, Morro Bay.

THE RED BARN COMMUNITY MUSIC SERIES: PHIL SALAZAR & THE KIN FOLK Enjoy a mix of rock, blues, bluegrass, and jazz. Includes a potluck at 5 p.m. Dec. 1, 5-8 p.m. $15. 805-215-3238. Red Barn at Los Osos Community Park, 2180 Palisades Ave., Los Osos.

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Land. Nov. 30, 6:30-9 p.m. $10; for ages 21 and over only. 805-772-8388. Morro Bay Wine Seller, 601 Embarcadero, Morro Bay.

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Songwriters at Play presents jazz musician JD Hinton on Dec. 9 from 1 to 4 p.m. at Sculpterra Winery in Paso Robles. All ages are welcome. Admission is free but tips will be accepted. Call (805) 204-6821 or visit songwritersatplay.com to find out more. —C.W. 7-9:30 p.m. $20. 805-772-2880. slofolks.org. Coalesce Bookstore, 845 Main St., Morro Bay.

SLOFOLKS PRESENTS THE GOTHARD SISTERS The Gothard Sisters blend Celtic, folk, classical, world, and northwest music. Dec. 1, 7:3010 p.m. $20. 805-238-0725. slofolks.org. Castoro Cellars, 1315 N. Bethel Rd., Templeton.

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Songwriters At Play. Rose celebrates her new album, Tea Leaf Confessions. Dec. 7, 6:30-8:30 p.m. $11.49. 805-204-6821. ynanarose. com. Morro Bay Wine Seller, 601 Embarcadero, Morro Bay. N O R T H S LO C O U N T Y

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NOV. 29 – DEC. 6 music, a seasonal 2018 bake sale, and more. Dec. 2, 3-5 p.m. $12-$15 online; $15-$20 at the door; free for veterans. 805-470-3178. Pavilion on the Lake, 9315 Pismo Ave., Atascadero.

SATURDAY LIVE Live music every Saturday afternoon. Wine and lunch offerings available for purchase. Saturdays, 1-4 p.m. Free. 805-227-4812. vinarobles.com. Vina Robles Winery, 3700 Mill Rd., Paso Robles.

SATURDAY LIVE FEAT. NOACH TANGERAS Enjoy live music and award-winning Vina Robles wines. Dec. 1, 1-4 p.m. Complimentary; wine and food available for purchase. 805-227-4812. vinarobles.com. Vina Robles Winery, 3700 Mill Rd., Paso Robles.

SONGWRITERS AT PLAY: FOX AND BONES Their vocal harmonies have been described as creating rich and metaphysical landscapes. The stories found in their lyrics often describe life lived on the road. Dec. 2, 1-4 p.m. Free; tips accepted; all ages are welcome.. 805-204-6821. songwritersatplay.com. Sculpterra Winery, 5015 Linne Rd., Paso Robles.

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There’s a big lineup of entertainment this week at Fremont Theater, but for my money, the don’t-miss show is Neko Case on Wednesday, Dec. 5 (8 p.m.; 16-and-older; $46.07 at Boo Boo’s or fremontslo.com). The indie rock darling has been a quirky, original part of the Americana music scene for nearly a quarter of a century. Her debut, The Virginian, offered up her own version of the alt-country sound and garnered her a devoted fanbase, but the rest of the world didn’t catch on to Case’s greatness until her third album, Blacklisted, hit the U.S. Indie charts. Since then, each of her next albums charted in the top five, with two at No. 1: 2009’s Middle Cyclone and 2013’s The Worse Things Get, the Harder I Fight, the Harder I Fight, the More I Love You. She’s currently touring in support of Hell-On (2018). “I’m writing fairy tales, and I hear my life story in them, but they’re not about me,” Case said in press materials of the songs on Hell-On. “I still can’t figure out how to describe it. But I think that’s why we make music or write things. You’ve got to invent a new language.” Rockers Los Lonely Boys also plays the Fremont on Thursday, Nov. 29 (9 p.m.; all ages; $33.17 at Boo Boo’s and fremontslo.com), with the Gary Douglas Band opening. EDM fans should check out ARMNHMR at the Fremont on Friday, Nov. 30 (9 p.m.; 16-and-older; $21.44 at Boo Boo’s or fremontslo.com), with Syence and Heykeri.

NEKO! Indie rock and alt-country darling Neko Case plays the Fremont on Dec. 5.

Rap fans, witness the return of Andre Nickatina at the Fremont on Saturday, Nov. 1 (9 p.m.; 16-and-older; $39.04 at Boo Boo’s and fremontslo.com), with Philthy Rich, Husalah, D-Lo, and J.Lately. I think Shakey Graves on Monday, Dec. 3, is sold-out (8 p.m.; 16-and-older; $36.69 at Boo Boo’s and fremontslo.com), but check the Fremont website for tickets. STARKEY continued page 32

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CAL POLY ARAB MUSIC ENSEMBLE FALL CONCERT Focusing on the Eastern Mediterranean and extending to historically interconnected cultures of the larger region, this concert features selections of the most celebrated instrumental and vocal repertoire from the Middle Ages to the present. Dec. 1, 8 p.m. $14 general; $9 students. 805-756-4849. music.calpoly.edu/calendar. Spanos Theatre, Cal Poly, San Luis Obispo.

CAL POLY BANDFEST CONCERT The Wind Ensemble and Wind Orchestra will perform both traditional and new literature written for concert band and wind ensembles. The Pride of the Pacific Mustang Marching Band will present arrangements performed at football games throughout the fall. Nov. 30, 8 p.m. $12 and $14 general; $9 and $12 students. 805-756-4849. music.calpoly.edu. Performing Arts Center, 1 Grand Ave., San Luis Obispo. CAL POLY CHOIRS’ HOLIDAY KALEIDOSCOPE The Cal Poly Choirs will be joined by three local high school choirs. Features traditional holiday favorites, modern masterworks, and participatory singing of carols. Dec. 1, 3 p.m. $12 and $14 general; $9 and $12 students. 805-756-4849. music.calpoly.edu/calendar/. Performing Arts Center, 1 Grand Ave., San Luis Obispo.

CAL POLY FALL JAZZ CONCERT Genres include cartoon music, Ethiopian pop, rock, rhythm and blues, and swing. The selection includes works Led Zeppelin, Tower of Power, past and rising jazz

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CAL POLY INSTRUMENTAL STUDENT RECITAL A free recital presented by Cal Poly Music Department student instrumentalists. Nov. 29, 11 a.m.-noon and Dec. 6, 11 a.m.-noon Free admission; campus parking enforced. 805-7562406. music.calpoly.edu/calendar/. Cal Poly Davidson Music Center, Room 218, Cal Poly, San Luis Obispo.

CAL POLY VOCAL STUDENT RECITAL A free recital presented by Cal Poly Music Department student vocalists. Dec. 6, 7:30 p.m. Free admission; campus parking enforced. 805-7562406. music.calpoly.edu/calendar/. Cal Poly Davidson Music Center, Room 218, Cal Poly, San Luis Obispo. CENTRAL COAST DAY OF PERCUSSION Features a series of percussion clinics, concerts, and educational sessions. Dec. 8, 1 p.m. $12. Cuesta College Student Center, Highway 1, San Luis Obispo.

DANTE MARSH LIVE Dec. 1, 6-8 p.m. Free. 805-868-7133. 7Sisters Brewing Company, 181 Tank Farm Rd. Suite 110, San Luis Obispo, 7SistersBrewing.com. THE GARY DOUGLAS BAND LIVE Nov. 29, 8-11 p.m. $27. 805-546-8600. fremontslo.com/loslonely-boys. The Fremont Theater, 1035 Monterey St., San Luis Obispo. HOLIDAY CONCERT: CUESTA CHOIRS AND WIND ENSEMBLE Featuring old holiday favorites as well as new compositions by young American composers Eric Whitacre and Joshua Shank. Dec. 9 $10-$15. 805-546-3198. Cuesta College Cultural and Performing Arts Center, Highway 1, San Luis Obispo, cuesta.edu.

IN TIME TRIO: BROWN BAG CONCERT A special Christmas concert featuring holiday favorites. Dec. 7, 12-12:45 p.m. Free. 805-5435451. First Presbyterian Church of San Luis Obispo, 981 Marsh St., San Luis Obispo, fpcslo.org.

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ELECTRO-FUNKSTERS Chromeo plays the SLO Brew Rock Event Center on Nov. 30.

‘ELECTRIC BOURBON FOLK’ Jess Wayne returns to Morro Bay’s Stax Wine Bar and Bistro on Nov. 29.

SUMMER SOUNDS Breezy Cali-pop act Cayucas plays The Siren on Dec. 5. STARKEY from page 30

Cayucas in Morro Bay

Like the Fremont Theater, Morro Bay’s The Siren is full of great music this week, thanks to Numbskull and Good Medicine Presents. I’m most excited about Cayucas on Wednesday, Dec. 5 (7:30 p.m.; 21-and-older; $14 at Boo Boo’s and ticketfly.com or $16 at the door). These guys epitomize the summer sound. Check out their self-titled song “Cayucas,” which features local scenes such as Morro Bay, even though the band is from Santa Monica. Amazing folk duo Birds of Chicago plays The Siren on Thursday, Nov. 29 (7 p.m.; 21-and-older; $20 presale at Boo Boo’s and ticketfly.com or $25 at the door), with special guest Daniel Rodriguez. Alt-folk singer-songwriter Sean Rowe plays The Siren on Saturday, Dec. 1 (8 p.m.; 21-and-older; $15 at Boo Boo’s and ticketfly.com or $17 at the door). I saw him a couple of years ago at Live Oak, and he was amazing! High-energy string band Hot Buttered Rum plays The Siren on Sunday, Dec. 2 (7 p.m.; 21-and-older; $15 at Boo Boo’s and ticketfly.com or $20 at the door). They’re a blast! In a show booked by The Siren, see Band Of Friends playing on Tuesday, Dec. 4, in a tribute to the music of Rory MUSIC LISTINGS from page 30 acoustic/rock music has been compared to artists like Simon & Garfunkel, Iron & Wine, and Damien Rice. Nov. 30, 6-8 p.m. Free. 805-868-7133. 7SistersBrewing.com. 7Sisters Brewing Company, 181 Tank Farm Rd. Suite 110, San Luis Obispo.

P-LO LIVE Bay area-based hip hop artist. Featuring opening support from ALLBLAC. Nov. 29, 7-11 p.m. ticketweb.com. SLO Brew Rock, 855 Aerovista Pl., San Luis Obispo, 209-417-7748.

ROY ZIMMERMAN LIVE Roy’s satirical songs, praised by Joni Mitchell and Weird Al Yankovic, have been heard on HBO and Showtime. Portland-based duo Fox and Bones will open Nov. 29, 6:30-9 p.m. $17. 805-868-7133. 7Sisters Brewing Company, 181 Tank Farm Rd. Suite 110, San Luis Obispo, 7SistersBrewing.com. SEASONS GREETINGS HOLIDAY CHORAL CONCERT Presented by the SLO Vocal Arts Ensemble. Dec. 1, 8-10 p.m. $10-$40. Mission San Luis Obispo de Tolosa, 751 Palm Street, San Luis Obispo, 781-8220, missionsanluisobispo.org/.

SEASONS GREETINGS HOLIDAY CHORAL CONCERT Presented by the SLO Vocal Arts Ensemble. Dec. 2, 3-5 p.m. $10-$40. Cuesta College Cultural and Performing Arts Center, Highway 1, San Luis Obispo, 805-546-3198, cuesta.edu.

SLO BLUES SOCIETY WELCOMES EARL THOMAS Join the San Luis Obispo Blues Society for their annual holiday celebration with Earl Thomas. Dec. 1, 7-11 p.m. $20 members; $25

Gallagher, featuring his original band and fronted by blues guitar wiz Davey Knowels (7 p.m.; 21-and-older; $15 presale at Boo Boo’s and ticketfly.com or $18 at the door).

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Electro-funk duo Chromeo plays the SLO Brew Rock Event Center on Friday, Nov. 30 (7 p.m.; 18-and-older; $30 to $40 at slobrew.com). They’ve headlined festivals such as Austin City Limits, Coachella, and Bonnaroo. Don’t forget that rapper P-Lo plays

the SLO Brew Rock Event Center on Thursday, Nov. 29 (7 p.m.; 18-and-older; $20 at slobrew.com), featuring opening support from ALLBLACK. And Cali-reggae act Through the Roots plays the SLO Brew Rock Event Center on Thursday, Dec. 6 (7 p.m.; 18-and-older; $12 at slobrew.com).

More music …

Jess Wayne returns to Morro Bay’s Stax Wine Bar and Bistro this Thursday, Nov. 29 (6 to 8 p.m.). “I play electric bourbon folk with a

Strictly Starkey jazz back,” the lawyer-turned-performer said. “It’s electric and acoustic and is genre-defying although generally singersongwriter.” SLOfolks presents The Gothard Sisters at Coalesce Bookstore on Friday, Nov. 30 (7 p.m.; all ages; $20 at (805) 772-2880) and Castoro Cellars on Saturday, Dec. 1 (7:30 p.m.; all ages; $20 at (805) 238-0725). This trio of Celtic contemporary folk performers will amaze and delight! The Red Barn Community Music Series presents Phil Salazar and the Kin Folk this Saturday, Dec. 1 (5 p.m. potluck, 6 p.m. show; all ages; $15 at the door). This group of friends has been recording and performing together for 33 years, performing rock, blues, country, jazz, Irish, pop, and bluegrass music. The SLO Blues Society hosts ripping jump blues, soul, and R&B man Earl Thomas on Saturday, Dec. 1 (7:30 p.m.; 21-and-older; $25 at the door, or in advance at my805tix.com, Boo Boo’s, Cheap Thrills, and Paradise Records). Burning James & the Funky Flames will open. Δ Keep up with New Times Senior Staff Writer Glen Starkey via Twitter at twitter. com/glenstarkey, friend him at facebook. com/glenstarkey, or contact him at gstarkey@newtimesslo.com.

CELTIC QUEENS The Gothard Sisters play Coalesce Bookstore on Nov. 30 and Castoro Cellars on Dec. 1.

RED BARN BOUND Phil Salazar and the Kin Folk will bring their Americana sounds to Los Osos’ Red Barn on Dec. 1. PHOTO COURTESY OF THE GOTHARD SISTERS

PHOTO COURTESY OF PHIL SALAZAR AND THE KIN FOLK

general. 805-541-7930. sloblues.org. San Luis Obispo Vets’ Hall, 801 Grand Ave., San Luis Obispo.

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season from this local children’s musical group, formerly known as the Central Coast Children’s Choir. All ages welcome. Dec. 1, 2-3 p.m. Free. 805473-7161. slolibrary.org. Arroyo Grande Library, 800 W. Branch, Arroyo Grande.

BALLROOM DANCE LESSONS WITH A-TOWN BALLROOM Dance lessons with Cammie Velci and

SLOcal songwriters, including Matthias Clark, Jim Conroy, Douglas Romayne, Kelly Moreno, Chrissane Wollet, Linda Martin, and Ron Pagan. Dec. 5, 7-9 p.m. Free. 805-868-7133. 7SistersBrewing.com. 7Sisters Brewing Company, 181 Tank Farm Rd. Suite 110, San Luis Obispo.

SLO WIND ORCHESTRA: MAKE A JOYFUL NOISE Features Bach’s Jesu, Joy of Man’s Desiring, Beethoven’s Symphony No. 7 arranged for chamber winds, Maslanka’s Mother Earth Fanfare and David Holsinger’s On a Hymnsong of Phillip Bliss. Dec. 1, 7:30-9:30 p.m. $10-$30. 805-546-3198. Cuesta College Cultural and Performing Arts Center, Highway 1, San Luis Obispo, cuesta.edu.

WINTER SONGS CONCERT: CENTRAL COAST YOUTH CHORUS CCYC’s six youth choirs, Brio, Cadence, Cadenza, Young Men’s Ensemble, Vivace, and Advanced Vocal Ensemble, will perform a repertoire of past favorites and new arrangements of music from CCYC concerts over the past 25 years. Dec. 8, 3-5 p.m. and Dec. 9, 3-5 p.m. $10$20. 805-543-7580. SLO United Methodist Church, 1515 Fredericks St., San Luis Obispo. S O U T H C O A S T S LO C O U N T Y

CHRISTMAS WITH COASTLINE ARTS Dec. 1, 3-5 & 7-9 p.m. 10. 805-776-3050. coastlinearts2017.org. South Bay Community Center, 2180 Palisades Ave, Los Osos.

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JOHN ALAN CONNERLEY LIVE Enjoy live music from singer/songwriter John Alan Connerley. Nov. 30, 4:30-6:30 p.m. Free; donations accepted. 805773-6563. Puffers of Pismo, 781 Price St., Pismo Beach, puffersofpismo.com/.

MONGO’S GOES GONZO FOR THE CLIFFNOTES! Dec. 1, 6-9 p.m. Free. 805-4893639�. mongossaloon.com/. Mongo’s Saloon, 359 W. Grand Ave., Grover Beach.

OPEN BLUES JAM Wednesdays Mongo’s Saloon, 359 W. Grand Ave., Grover Beach, 805-489-3639.

SEASON’S GREETINGS HOLIDAY CHORAL CONCERT Features carols, classic cathedral compositions, and contemporary choral tunes. Beer, wine, and treats available at intermission. Nov. 29, 7-9 p.m. $20-$35. The Monarch Club at Trilogy Monarch Dunes, 1645 Trilogy Parkway, Nipomo, 805-343-7530.

SONGWRITERS AT PLAY FEATURES CHARLES MOTLEY Dec. 5, 6-8:30 p.m. Free; tips accepted. 805-204-6821. songwritersatplay.com. Branch Street Deli, 203 E. Branch St., Arroyo Grande.

THE WAVEBREAKERS BAND LIVE Enjoy hits from the 1950s to the 1980s. Dec. 7, 6-8 p.m. Free. 805-489-9099. branchstreetdeli.com. Branch Street Deli, 203 E. Branch St., Arroyo Grande.

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Brian Reeves. Singles and couples from all levels of experience are welcome. Mondays, Tuesdays, 7-9 p.m. $10-$15. 888-395-4965. atownballroom.com. Atascadero Agricultural Hall, 5035 Palma Ave., Atascadero.

DANCE LESSON AND DANCE PARTY Come learn a variety of ballroom, swing, and Latin dances. Followed by a potluck dance party. Sundays, 5-7:30 p.m. $10. 888-395-4965. atownballroom.com/. Atascadero Agricultural Hall, 5035 Palma Ave., Atascadero.

DANCE LESSONS WITH CAMMIE AND BRIAN Come learn a variety of ballroom, swing, and latin dances. Mondays, Tuesdays, 7-9 p.m. $10. 888-395-4965. atownballroom.com/. Atascadero Agricultural Hall, 5035 Palma Ave., Atascadero.

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HOT, HOT, HOT: SINGLES DANCE THE NIGHT AWAY An opportunity for singles to meet, mingle, and dance. First Saturday of every month, 6:30-11:30 p.m. through Dec. 8 $5. 805-888-9980. The Graduate, 990 Industrial Way, San Luis Obispo, slograd.com.

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Flamenco dancer brings show and demo to SLO

Savannah Fuentes presents her latest show, Pasajera: An Evening of Flamenco, at the 4 Cats Café and Gallery in SLO on Monday, Dec. 10, at 7:30 p.m. Fuentes will be joined by guitarist Pedro Cortes and singer, percussionist, and dancer Jose Moreno. This performance will be the 16th of an 18-date West Coast tour that began in Bellingham, Washington, and ends in Hermosa Beach. General admission ranges from $22 to $35. Tickets are $15 for students and $8 for children. Prior to the show, Fuentes, Cortes, and Moreno will be presenting an educational Flamenco program at the SLO Library at 3:30 p.m. This interactive demonstration is suitable for all ages. Tickets are $15 for adults and $8 for children. Visit savannah.com for more information.

Youth ballet presents annual Babes in Toyland production The Coastal Chamber Youth Ballet (CCYB) presents its 11th annual production of Babes in Toyland on Saturday, Dec. 1, at 2 p.m. and 7 p.m. and Sunday, Dec. 2, at 3 p.m. at the Clark Center For The Performing Arts in Arroyo Grande. More than 60 support performers accompany CCYB’s youth company dancers for this fairy tale ballet. General admission is $30. Tickets for seniors are $25 and for children under age 18 are $20. The Clark Center also hosts a special fairy tale party for children to meet and greet the Babes in Toyland cast members on Dec. 1 at 1:30 p.m. and Dec. 2 at 2:30 p.m. The party includes free photo opportunities, treats, a story time with Mother Goose, and more. Visit clarkcenter.org for more information.

Arroyo Grande author pens novel featuring Walt Disney

e ran and ran, but Mickey just couldn’t keep up with the speeding ambulance carrying away his creator’s body to a cryonics clinic. Fast forward to 50 years later, after that fateful Dec. 16, 1966, and Walt Disney has a crucial choice to make: To thaw or not to thaw? Bored curmudgeon Samuel Clemens (also known as humorist and author Mark Twain) goes along to redeem himself, and a new soul, Eepia, attempts to keep the duo from disrupting timeline issues. Hilarity and human connection ensue. Of all the myth and lore that surrounded the iconic man, the idea that Disney froze himself just in case technology advanced enough to bring him back is perhaps the most far-out and intriguing. So naturally, Arroyo Grande author Wayne Edmiston decided to base his debut novel, Unfatally Dead: To Thaw or Not to Thaw?, on this particular Disney rumor. New Times spoke with Edmiston about the man, the amusement park, and coming back from the dead. New Times: What is Unfatally Dead: To Thaw or Not to Thaw? about? Wayne Edmiston: It’s about the supposition that Walt Disney was cryogenically frozen, and after 50 years he’s given the option to decide if he wants to come back. Well, here he is as heaven’s creative director and he gets this call from the angel Gabriel. NT: Where did the inspiration for your debut novel come from? WE: My writing has evolved over the years. PHOTO COURTESY OF WAYNE EDMISTON

Read on

Unfatally Dead: To Thaw or Not to Thaw? is available on Amazon in paperback for $5.15. Author Wayne Edmiston will do a book signing on Dec. 8 at Coalesce Bookstore in Morro Bay from 2 to 4 p.m. Visit wedmiston.com/books for more information.

This book started with my late wife. It was the result of [an] article that supposed that Disney had been cryogenically frozen. My then wife said, “What if he were given the opportunity to come back?” There’re factual events that happen, but the characters are fictional. NT: Let’s say he really was cryogenically frozen. Do you think Walt Disney should come back? WE: That still would have been up to Disney and there would have been a lot of legal ramifications to be addressed. NT: What’s your take on Walt Disney as a person? REDO? Unfatally Dead: To Thaw or Not to Thaw? by local author Wayne WE: He had a dark Edmiston imagines the iconic Walt Disney getting a second chance at life. side, but he idealized about making the world And Her Elephant and it comes out sometime a better place. And that’s how Disneyland came next year. to be. He wanted to make sure everything was just so before it was produced with his name NT: What are some of your favorite books and on it. authors? WE: I have a wide variety. Deepak Chopra is NT: Are you a Disney person? in there. Wayne Dyer is one of the authors I WE: I enjoy both Disney and Mark Twain’s enjoyed reading and meeting and talking with. writings. My wife Jackie and I went for the A Wrinkle In Time by Madeleine L’Engle is first time together to Disneyland in September fabulous. 2011. It’s A Small World was a very interesting

SLOcally Made back for second year

SLOcally Made, a pop-up showroom and creative market opens Friday, Nov. 30, at the former Ian Saude Gallery space on Osos Street in Downtown SLO. The market will be open the first two weekends of December and Dec. 13 through 24, from 11 a.m. to 8 p.m. each day. This show features local makers who have reimagined trades such as leatherwork, embroidery, painting, sewing, metalsmithing, ceramics, and more to create handcrafted gifts. Visit slocally-made.com for a full list of participating artists and more info. ∆ —Caleb Wiseblood

IMAGE COURTESY OF WAYNE EDMISTON

experience. That ride is in the book.

NT: Who is the target audience for the novel? WE: It’s kind of a family read. It’s easily a young adult novel, more for the general public even.

LOCAL AUTHOR Arroyo Grande author Wayne Edmiston recently released his debut novel, Unfatally Dead: To Thaw or Not to Thaw?

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NT: Do you have any upcoming projects? WE: I have several projects that are in line, and one is a middle grade children’s story about a girl, a piano, and an elephant. And when they come together, magic happens. It’s called Ellie

NT: What do you want people to take away from the novel? WE: It’s about life itself. How to get along with others, living life to the fullest, making your moments count. Your thought produces action and then you have an effect. ∆ Arts Writer Ryah Cooley’s favorite Disney princess is either Belle, Aurora, or Moana. Contact her at rcooley@newtimesslo.com.

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A new chapter Paso Robles photographer uses art to move through grief

he last thing her late husband ever gave her was a brand new Nikon Coolpix camera. Nily Harel didn’t consider herself much of a photographer, aside from snapping a few pictures on vacations, but learning to take photos quickly became a way for Harel to cope when her life partner died more than six years ago. “It was an escape for me,” Harel said. “When you take a photo you’re in the moment.” In order to learn how to use the camera’s manual options, she opted to enroll in a beginning photography class at Glendale Community College, where she was living at the time. Harel learned new skills, made new friends, and gradually began to participate in local gallery shows while she started to work through her own grief and loss. Her photography teacher encouraged her artistic pursuits, telling her that she had a good eye for it. “Only one?” she joked. Just a few months ago, the Southern California photographer retired from her day job and decided to relocate to Paso

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The Winter Treasures art exhibit, featuring the works of more than 90 artists from the Paso Robles Art Association, will be on display at Studios on the Park through Dec. 26. Visit studiosonthepark.org for more information. For more of photographer Nily Harel’s work, check out willynillyphotography.com.

Robles to be closer to her daughter and granddaughter. Several of Harel’s photos are currently on display, along with the works of more than 90 other local artists, at the Paso Robles Art Association’s Winter Treasures exhibit at Studios on the Park. At least a few times a week Harel will go on a walk, camera in hand, with no particular destination in mind. While on one such walk, she found the subject matter for her piece Embrace, which features two tightly wound yellow flower blossoms, intertwined, like they were always meant to be together. Another one of her photos, Ice Bloom, zeroes in closely on a bevy of daffodils, while her piece Calla Duo shows off two calla lilies set against a lavender background. Harel gets much of her artistic inspiration from nature. She describes her work as “natural abstract.” “For me the photography I’m more into is the aesthetics and finding the composition that I like,” she said. “I like

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STILL LIFE Close-up shots and a light hand in Photoshop give Niley Harel’s photos, such as Calla Duo, an almost otherworldly look. SERENDIPITOUS Paso Robles based photographer Nily Harel found the unique little twin blossoms that star in her photo, Embrace, while out on a walk one day.

to find natural lines in nature. I’m trying to find something else that takes it to another form.” Right now, Harel is gradually starting to explore the Central Coast, camera in hand, in the late afternoon when the light is just right. “Life is so hard,” Harel said. “I’m trying to look for beauty and humor. It gives me a good feeling of balance.” ∆ Arts Writer Ryah Cooley is here for the new beginnings. Contact her at rcooley@ newtimesslo.com.

NATURAL Whimsical photos like Ice Bloom by artist Nily Harel could almost pass for paintings with their surreal aesthetic.

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Southern hospitality? C o-writer Peter Farrelly (Dumb and Dumber, There’s Something About Mary) directs this biopic about African-American pianist Don Shirley (Mahershala Ali), who hires working-class Italian-American bouncer Tony Lip (Viggo Mortensen) as his driver on a music tour of 1960s American South. Though they’re very different people, they develop a warm and enduring friendship. (130 min.)

Glen This is one of those classic feel-good movies only a true cynic could reject. Both lead characters come out of the other side of the story improved. Ignorance drives racism and classism in equal measures, and Tony’s culturally based racism crashes headlong into Don’s elitist classism, forcing both of them to grow and expand their minds. We see Tony’s racism not only in his uses of pejoratives such as “eggplant” to describe black people, but also in his actions. He’s not the type to call a black person a name to his face or to physically assault one, but when his wife serves two black plumbers glasses of water after they finish a job at his apartment, Tony takes the glasses his wife left in the sink to wash and throws them in the trash. Likewise, we witness Don’s elitism in his inherent sense of superiority. When he’s interviewing for drivers in his apartment (above Carnegie Hall, no less), he sits before his potential employee on an elevated throne. His imperial comport—head raised high, posture perfect—signals to those around him that he is regal and they’re underlings. Tony, in need of a job and with Christmas approaching, reluctantly agrees to work for Don, and along the way they learn to look past their initial judgments of one another and truly see the other’s worth as a man. In fact, their very different interpretations of manhood also transform over the course of the story. I couldn’t help but grow to like them both, even though they couldn’t be more different. I liked them even more at the ends of their respective character arcs. Anna The two characters are definitely a classic paradigm of street smarts versus intelligence. While Tony is no dummy, he relies a lot more on his physical presence to defend his side of an argument. Don is an intelligent, educated, and exceedingly

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precise man who is not charmed by Tony when the two first meet. However, Tony’s reputation precedes him as an effective but somewhat reasonable guard against trouble. Taking on the role as Don’s driver has one major drawback—he has to leave his wife and two young kids for a couple of months, something his wife, Dolores (Linda Cardellini), is less than keen on at first. She finally concedes to the journey, with two requirements— that Tony return before Christmas Day and that he write to her every chance he gets, a task the less-than-poetic Tony agrees to begrudgingly. The on-the-road moments, both big and small, between Don and Tony are what really form the frame of their unlikely friendship— delicious moments in the film that are sweet and insignificant or difficult and life changing. When Don gets curious over a letter Tony’s writing, he soon volunteers his own much more eloquent words to make Dolores swoon. When Tony spots a KFC actually in Kentucky, he is gobsmacked that Don has never tried fried chicken; sweeping ignorance like the line, “You people love this stuff!” tumbles from his mouth without a second thought. Don struggles with his own demons as well, and Tony is called to save his behind time and again when the deep South proves to be sinisterly unwelcoming to the bespoke dressed black man rolling through their establishments. I love that this was based on a true friendship. It makes the film just that much more touching and relevant. Glen The performances also help the film shine, and I wouldn’t be at all surprised to see one or both men nominated for Best Actor. Mortensen has proven himself a chameleon, who in my book became a star under director David Cronenberg in A History of Violence and Eastern Promises. Appaloosa, The Road, Captain Fantastic; he’s got an amazing range. He packed on a lot of weight to play Tony, a voracious eater with a thick accent. He’s twice been nominated for a Best Actor Oscar.

Maybe this is his year. Ali’s breakout performance was in 2016’s Moonlight, for which he won Best Actor in a Supporting Role, but he’s been amazing in The Place Beyond the Pines and Free State of Jones. You’re really seeing two master actors at the top of their game, and they have a wonderful chemistry between them. Tony’s son, Nick Vallelonga, is one of the screenwriters, and in the closing credits you see photos of the real-life Tony and Don, who remained lifelong friends after the tour. Of course, a lot of the film examines the Jim Crow South and the whole idea of “traveling while black.” The film’s title refers to a publication called The Negro Motorist Green Book, which gave black travelers lists of establishments—mainly restaurants and hotels—that would serve black clients. There were actually “sundowner towns” in the South where black people were subject to arrest if they were within city limits after sunset. What a sad time in American history, but thank God for films like this to remind us of our past. It only skims the surface of 1960s race problems, but, more importantly, it tells a poignant and uplifting story that suggests we can do better. Anna You are spot on regarding these

What’s it rated? PG-13 What’s it worth? Full price Where’s it showing? Bay, Fair Oaks, Downtown Centre, Galaxy, Park, Stadium 10 Bryan Singer (The Usual Suspects, X-Men, Superman Returns) directs this biopic about Freddie Mercury (Rami Malek) and Queen, chronicling the band’s rise to super stardom, Mercury’s solo career and AIDS diagnosis, and their triumphant reunion and spellbinding performance at the 1985 Live Aid concert. The criticisms you’ve heard are all true: The film’s chronology is inaccurate, it skips over or condenses much of Queen’s history, its PG-13 rating sanitizes the story, and star Rami Malek’s prosthetic overbite

teeth are distracting. But none of that stops Bohemian Rhapsody from being an engaging, joyous, and highly entertaining film. Set aside your picked nits and sit back and soak up this uplifting ride. Yes, the film is flawed. So was Freddie Mercury, but that didn’t make him any less of a legendary rock star! (134 min.) —Glen Starkey

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preacher’s son, Jared (Lucas Hedges), who’s forced into a gay conversion program after he’s outed to his parents, Marshall (Russell Crowe) and Nancy (Nicole Kidman). At 19 years old, Jared is met with an ultimatum: attend a conversion therapy program to make him straight or be permanently exiled from his family, his father’s business, and faith. Instead of just telling the story of one boy’s struggle with faith and sexuality, it tells the greater story of the challenges the LGBTQ community faces when coming out within a religious upbringing. The film opens with old home videos of a little boy stating his favorite colors and what he wants to be when he grows up. All of his answers are what a “normal

performances—both Ali and Mortensen are beyond fantastic in their roles, as they have been in so many films. This film is both a spotlight and a subtle reminder as to how meticulous these two are at their craft. The abuse Don is subjected to is painful to watch in that way only truth can be. This was our country not so very long ago, and the streak of racism and hate continues to this day. Despite his rather brutish ways, when Tony is called to the YMCA after Don and another man are discovered together in a sexual situation, Don expects his travelling companion to be disgusted by him. Instead Tony simply shrugs and says, “I’ve worked in New York night clubs for years. I know that the world is … complicated.” Despite each of the characters preconceived notions of one another, the long journey through the South leaves them with a bond that only comes from times of both joy and sadness. Mortensen and Ali do this script and these characters proud. It’s one to catch on the big screen and feel the magic of the movies wash right over your soul. ∆ Split Screen is written by Senior Staff Writer Glen Starkey and his wife, Anna. Comment at gstarkey@newtimesslo.com. PHOTO COURTESY OF DREAMWORKS

FORMING FRIENDSHIP Virtuoso pianist Don (Mahershala Ali, left) and New York bouncer Tony (Viggo Mortensen) may come from different worlds, but they learn to respect one another.

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(Joel Edgerton). The program holds the boys and girls under surveillance from 9 to 5, holding onto their phones, any personal belongings, and instating the rule that attendees may not speak about the therapy to their parents. The lessons call for how to stand like a man, angrily express why they hate their fathers, and state that if they change, God will love them again. Jared grapples with the frustration of how the individuals are being mistreated. He gets advice from fellow program member Gary (Troy Sivan) that Jared should tell Skyes what he wants to hear—“Fake it ’til you make it”—so he can safely leave the program. If Skyes feels that Jared hasn’t changed, a couple of weeks could become a yearlong program.

The film has a lot of gut-wrenching scenes as it masterfully narrates the hardships that the LGBTQ community faces when they are forced to question not only their sexuality, but their individuality and spirituality. For a lot of the film I was filled with rage and horror that young people can be subjected to torment because of their sexual identity. This is another film that I can’t say has a happily-ever-after ending. Not only does Jared have to navigate the world after his time at the program, but his next hurdle is figuring out whether he will have a relationship with his devout parents who put him there. (114 min.) —Karen Garcia MOVIES continued page 41

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HE WILL ROCK YOU Rami Malek turns in an electrifying performance as Queen frontman Freddie Mercury, in the engaging biopic, Bohemian Rhapsody.

INSTANT FAMILY

What’s it rated? PG-13 What’s it worth? Full price Where’s it showing? Downtown Centre, Galaxy, Park, Stadium 10, Sunset Drive-In Co-writer and director Sean Anders (Horrible Bosses 2, Daddy’s Home) helms this story about Pete (Mark Wahlberg) and Ellie (Rose Byrne), who adopt three children, sending their lives into utter chaos. A well-intentioned dramedy, Instant Family explores the travails and triumphs of adoption. Originally, the couple meant to adopt one small child but after meeting three siblings in need—including rebellious 15-year-old Lizzy (Isabela Moner)—they suddenly find themselves on a steep learning curve on how to parent three children they’ve only just met. Based on director Anders’ own experiences, the film also features an emotionally potent performance by Octavia Spencer and an excellent deadpan turn by comedian Tig Notaro. (119 min.) —Glen Starkey

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CAN YOU EVER FORGIVE ME? What’s it rated? R What’s it worth? Full price Where’s it showing? The Palm Marielle Heller (The Diary of a Teenage Girl) directs Melissa McCarthy as Lee Israel, an author in a career limbo who commits literary forgery in order to make ends meet. The film is an adaptation of Lee Israel’s confessional autobiography, Can You Forgive Me?, released in 2008. The film is centered on the true story of Israel, an author who experienced a peak in her career writing celebrity biographies but now finds herself in a slump. She hasn’t had a writing gig in a while, and her agent, Marjorie (Jane Curtin), won’t return her phone calls. To make matters worse, her beloved cat has fallen ill, she can’t make payments on her dreary apartment, and her former partner, Elaine (Anna Deavere Smith), doesn’t feel like picking her up anymore when she’s down. Part of her downfall is that she doesn’t care about making appearances or mingling at parties to get her name out there. In the process of figuring out her next venture, an idea literally falls on her lap. While doing research, a letter written by jack-of-all-trades Fanny Brice (she was a comedian, actress, and singer) falls out of a book. Israel figures she could make a pretty penny on her find, but the local bookstore only hands over $75, saying it would be worth more if it were juicer. She finds that there is a lucrative market for this kind of memorabilia in bookstores, but the more interesting the letter, the more it’s worth. Naturally, Israel uses her talent to embellish more than 400 letters from prominent figures. I can’t say the end is happy or sad. It feels like the limbo that the film started with, and it’s left me wanting to learn more about Israel and what happened after her fabrication escapades. (106 min.) —Karen Garcia

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CREED II What’s it rated? PG-13 What’s it worth? Full price Where’s it showing? Downtown Centre, Galaxy, Park, Stadium 10 Steven Caple Jr. (The Land) directs this sequel about boxer Adonis Creed (Michael B. Jordan), who, under trainer Rocky Balboa (Sylvester Stallone), takes on the son of Rocky’s nemesis, Ivan Drago (Dolph Lundgren), Viktor Drago (Florian Munteanu). Yes, this loose Rocky sequel is formulaic, but it’s a helluva good formula! Adonis’ complicated personal life and need to dig deep within himself to find the champion he can become is still a great story. Jordan is terrific in the role, demonstrating nuance, range, and complex emotion. And, of course, it’s great to see the old faces from the franchise—Stallone and Lundgren. Unlike triple Academy Award-winner Rocky (1976), Creed II probably isn’t going to take home Best Picture, but it’s a great popcorn movie. (117 min.) —Glen Starkey

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FANTASTIC BEASTS: THE CRIMES OF GRINDELWALD What’s it rated? PG-13 What’s it worth? Matinee Where’s it showing? Downtown Centre, Galaxy, Park, Stadium 10 David Yates (Harry Potter and the HalfBlood Prince, The Legend of Tarzan) directs this J.K. Rowling screenplay, the second installment of the Fantastic Beasts series, about magizoologist Newt Scamander (Eddie Redmayne), who’s enlisted by Albus Dumbledore (Jude Law) to recapture escaped evil wizard Gellert Grindelwald (Johnny Depp). If you haven’t seen or don’t clearly remember the first Fantastic Beasts film, this one jumps in at a pretty steep learning curve, and would be—I imagine—both confusing and probably boring as Crimes of Grindelwald seems to assume its audience is up to speed.

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It is decidedly my least favorite film in the Harry Potter universe, and in my opinion falls quite short of its predecessor Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them. However, would I see it in theaters despite all that? Heck yes! My own blood oath to Rowling’s work requires it. Potterheads, I recommend you hit a matinee of this one. Casual fans have no reason to spend extra; just wait for it to be available at home. (134 min.) —Anna Starkey

FREE SOLO What’s it rated? PG-13 What’s it worth? Full Price Where’s it showing? The Palm I don’t think I’ve ever sweated so much in a movie theater in my life. Elizabeth Chai Vasarhelyi and Jimmy Chin helm this raw and gripping National Geographic documentary chronicling 33-year-old rock climber Alex Honnold’s incredible 2017 ascent up the face of El Capitan, a 3,000-foot-tall rock formation in Yosemite, without protective gear—the first in human history to accomplish the feat. (100 min.) —Peter Johnson

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GREEN BOOK What’s it rated? PG-13 What’s it worth? Full price Where’s it showing? Downtown Centre, Galaxy See Split Screen.

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What’s it rated? PG What’s it worth? Matinee Where’s it showing? Galaxy Co-directors Lasse Hallström (Chocolat, What’s Eating Gilbert Grape, The Cider House Rules, A Dog’s Purpose) and Joe Johnston (October Sky; Honey, I Shrunk the Kids; Jumanji; Captain America: The First Avenger) along with writers Ashleigh Powell (in her screen writer debut) and Simon Beaufoy (The Hunger Games: Catching Fire) re-imagine this classic Christmas ballet story. (99 min.) —Ryah Cooley

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What’s it rated? R What’s it worth? Full price Where’s it showing? Park Julius Avery (Son of a Gun) directs this action/mystery/horror story about two World War II-era American paratroopers— Boyce (Jovan Adepo) and Ford (Wyatt Russell)—who are dropped behind enemy lines on the eve of D-Day to complete an operation essential to the invasion’s success, but as they approach their target, they discover a Nazi experiment that creates powerful zombie soldiers. Yes, this film’s premise sounds like a recipe for cinematic disaster. The Nazi/zombie genre is a well-worn path of mediocrity, from Dead Snow to Outpost to Zombie Lake (or Le Lac Des Morts Vivants in French). But Overlord does something different—it tells a cracking good war story that just happens to run into some zombies. Think of it as a B-movie version of Saving Private Ryan with some excellent gore effects. This is the film I didn’t know I needed. Loved it! (109 min.) —Glen Starkey

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What’s it rated? R Where’s it showing? Park Diederik Van Rooijen directs this horrorthriller about police officer Megan Reed (Shay Mitchell), who, fresh off a stay in rehab, is assigned to guard the city morgue. Once there,

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RALPH BREAKS THE INTERNET: WRECK-IT RALPH 2 What’s it rated? PG-13 What’s it worth? Full price Where’s it showing? Downtown Centre, Galaxy, Park, Stadium 10, Sunset Drive-In Co-directors Phil Johnson and Rich Moore (Wreck-It Ralph, Zootopia) helm this animated sequel in which Ralph (voiced by John C. Reilly) and Vanellope von Schweetz (voiced by Sarah Silverman) follow a Wi-Fi router in their home arcade, Litwak’s Family Fun Center, to explore a strange new world: the internet. Six years have passed since the events of Wreck-It Ralph, and Ralph and Vanellope are still best friends— close as “peanut butter and bacon,” Ralph says at one point. When Vanellope’s game, Sugar Rush, is in danger of being unplugged and scrapped for parts after its steering wheel breaks, the pair seek help in the world of the internet, a realm completely unknown to the duo and the other pixelated inhabitants of Litwak’s arcade. Ralph and Vanellope start at eBay (or “eBoy” as Ralph continuously calls it), where a Sugar Rush steering wheel is up for auction. The wheel would save Vanellope’s candy kingdom home from destruction, but will the pair be able to raise enough money to bid for the item in time? This quest for funds takes Ralph and Vanellope to various websites where they encounter new characters including Shank (voiced by Gal Gadot), a racer from the racing game, Slaughter Race; J.P. Spamley (voiced by Bill Hader), a hilariously personified clickbait pop-up ad; and Yesss (voiced by Taraji P. Henson), a cyber trendsetter. Old characters are back as well, including Sgt. Tamora Jean Calhoun (voiced by Jane Lynch) and her husband Fix-It Felix Jr. (voiced by Jack McBrayer). One Instant Family-esque subplot of the film concerns the couple’s adoption of the Sugar Rush racers into their home while their game is out of order. What makes Ralph Breaks The Internet fun is its personification of the World Wide Web. It’s the same kind of charm shared by animated peers Inside Out and Osmosis Jones—films that attribute human characteristics to emotions and blood cells (and Tylenol), respectively. The world of the internet is illustrated as a sprawling metropolis. The biggest websites and apps are represented as malls and skyscrapers, with Google being the tallest, of course. My favorite inclusion by far is Instagram, which appears as a fine art gallery. This is one to see in theaters, for sure. And make sure to stay for the midcredits scene, especially if you’re a Frozen fan! (112 min.) —Caleb Wiseblood

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ROBIN HOOD What’s it rated? PG-13 What’s it worth? Stream it Where’s it showing? Downtown Centre, Galaxy, Park, Stadium 10 Otto Bathurst directs this action-adventure about former Crusader-turned-rebel Robin of Loxley (Taron Edgerton) and his Moorish partner, Little John (Jamie Foxx), who take on the corrupt British crown. Can the Sheriff of Nottingham (Ben Mendelson) stop Robin, and can Marian (Eve Hewson) stop herself from falling in love? File this new installation of the classic tale in the unnecessary and irrelevant bin. While some of the action sequences are spectacular, the film tries desperately to modernize the tale but only succeeds in making it incoherent and unintentionally funny. Don’t let it rob you of your money and time for the ill-advised producers of this debacle. (116 min.) —Glen Starkey

A STAR IS BORN What’s it rated? R What’s it worth? Full price Where’s it showing? Stadium 10 Co-writer, director, and co-star Bradley Cooper helms this remake of A Star Is Born (first released in 1937, and later remade in 1954 and 1976). In this iteration, Cooper stars as Jackson Maine, a famous musician whose star is waning as he discovers talented but insecure singer Ally (Lady Gaga). As Jack battles alcoholism and his own decline, he helps Ally find the strength to let her talent shine. You’d think on the fourth retelling things would be getting stale, but Bradley Cooper takes a sweeping look at the rise and fall of stardom, the shallowness of the entertainment industry, creativity, substance abuse, family dynamics, and romance. (135 min.) —Glen Starkey

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GOOD WITCH? Susie Bannion (Dakota Johnson), a young American woman, enters a prestigious Berlin dance academy that happens to be run by a coven of witches, in Suspiria. PHOTO COURTESY OF LIONSGATE

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What’s it rated? R Where’s it showing? The Palm Based on Dario Argento’s classic 1977 horror film of the same name, Luca Guadagnino (A Bigger Splash, Call Me By Your Name) directs Dakota Johnson as Susie Bannion, a young American woman entering a prestigious Berlin dance academy that happens to be run by a coven of witches! The film also stars Tilda Swinton in three roles: choreographer Madame Blanc, male psychotherapist Dr. Joseph Klemperer, and head witch Helena Markos. Who will break from the dark spell and who will succumb to it? (152 min.) —Glen Starkey

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What’s it rated? R What’s it worth? Full price Where’s it showing? Galaxy, The Palm, Stadium 10 Co-writer Steve McQueen (Hunger, Shame, 12 Years a Slave) directs this crime drama about Veronica (Viola Davis), Alice (Elizabeth Debicki), Linda (Michelle Rodriguez), and Belle (Cynthia Erivo), who must team up to pull off a heist after three of their husbands are killed on a botched job and a crime boss demands payment. I love a good heist film, but Widows ups the ante with a twisty script co-penned by Gillian Flynn (Gone Girl, Sharp Objects), taking on the dynamics of romance, gender hierarchy, government corruption, racism, and more. It’s tense, thrilling, and completely engrossing. (129 min.) Δ —Glen Starkey

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Using old photographs, video footage, and interviews with DJs, MCs, producers, and others in the music business, the series takes When? 2016, 2018 viewers on a ride through time. Kabango What’s it rated? TV-MA interviews Grandmaster Flash, the first DJ Where’s it available? Netflix to play his turntables like an instrument, and his crew of MCs, the Furious Five. They were anadian hip-hop artist and broadcaster the first crew to take their show on the road, Shadrach Kabango leads viewers to where rapping to crowds around the nation and world. it all started—the Bronx during the 1970s. It all starts with leather, pleather, and furs. In the first episode of the Netflix series HipHigh boots, tight pants, naked chests, metal Hop Evolution, Kabango interviews the guys studs, and gaudy gold chains, costumes that who people say laid the foundation for rap, starting with a DJ named Kool Herc, who threw mimicked the rock and pop shows of the day. Beat-boys breakdancing on the disco floor. parties with his turntables, focusing on the Rap battles. And lots of bootleg cassette drum-break in funk, jazz, R&B, and rock songs. tapes—because no one was making rap It was something different to dance to during records at that time. the disco heyday and it caught on across New Then a producer created the Sugar Hill Gang York’s five boroughs, leaking into dancehalls, parks, and eventually the disco scene. from three guys she found in front of a pizza joint. They could rap, PHOTO COURTESY OF NETFLIX even if one of them stole the words from another MC, and she wanted to put out a record. Although many of the DJs and MCs involved in the scene weren’t happy about the Sugar Hill Gang, their 1979 hit “Rapper’s Delight” was the first rap song to MUSIC REVOLUTION Take a trip back to become a top 40 hit. It the beginnings of hip-hop with Canadian hipchanged everything. hop artist and journalist Sadrach Kabango, in And the series the Netflix series Hip-Hop Evolution. evolves from there.

Kabango interviews members of the Wu-Tang Clan, Run D.M.C., A Tribe Called Quest, Public Enemy, and other hip-hop legends. He chats with producers like Puff Daddy and Russel Simmons. The series starts in New York and broadens its scope, eventually heading to the South and the West Coast. It walks you through the underground scenes that started in areas of Houston, Oakland, and Compton, and introduces you to the people who weren’t afraid to continue breaking the music mold— including 2 Live Crew and MC Hammer. And beneath it all are cuts of great music: De La Soul, Queen Latifah, Afrika Bambaataa, Digital Underground, Too $hort, N.W.A., The Geto Boys. The best part about the series is how it tells the story—it really is an evolution, from rappers in parks laying down smooth lines, to raising consciousness about violence and drugs, to gangster rap, free speech, and the reality of life in impoverished inner cities. If, like me, you grew up listening to rap and hip-hop and, like me, you love documentary style storytelling, it’s a good way to spend a few hours, learn a little bit more about history, and listen to the music that takes you back. (Two seasons, 40- to 50-min. episodes) Δ —Camillia Lanham

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ull disclosure: I am a millennial that spends her hard-earned cash on concert tickets. I have to say a good chunk of my cash throughout the year goes to seeing bands, singers, and artists perform. Nothing beats the rush of standing in a crowd singing to a song in unison with who knows how many thousands of people. My about 200 bucks was well spent at the Camp Flog Gnaw Carnival on Nov. 10 to 11 in Los Angeles. Never heard of the music festival? I’m sure you’ve heard of Coachella, Electric Daisy Carnival, or Outside Lands Music and Arts Festival. Camp Flog Gnaw is nothing like the rest, and it’s arguably one of the best music festivals I’ve been to (I haven’t been to many; I’m not exactly loaded with cash). The music festival and carnival is the brainchild of Tyler, The Creator. The event started in 2012 as a showcase for Tyler’s musical group, Odd Future. Although Odd Future hasn’t collaborated on new music since 2011, many of its members have moved on to create solo albums. Tyler and members from Odd Future garnered attention as a

rambunctious group performing concerts complete with mosh pits and stage diving. Tyler has definitely grown from that kind of eccentric performance, but he’s still the odd man out from a crowd of rap, hip-hop, and pop-stars that all move on the same conveyor belt to the top of the music charts. Camp Flog Gnaw emphasizes that originality, and it just feels so fluid. This is the sixth year of the festival, and new to the event is the location—Dodger Stadium. The festival is different in many ways, mainly in its setup. Scattered throughout the venue are carnival rides: a Ferris wheel, Cliff Hanger, swings, and Pharaoh’s Fury. There are plenty of food trucks and food stands with tacos, Philly cheesesteak sandwiches, and traditional fried carnival treats. What I noticed immediately was the younger demographic of the crowds of people that kept pouring in the venue. Maybe it was the youngsters or the entire vibe of the event, but it was very laid back. There wasn’t any pushing or shoving, and it didn’t feel crowded despite the huge attendance. It was a relief to walk around with friends and not feel pressured to rush to one spot or the next. Something else worth noting: Camp Flog Gnaw is populated with kids covered in Golf or Golf Le Fleur merchandise. It’s Tyler’s brand that consists of bold colors, the stitched letter “G” on baseball caps,

cardigans, and boat hats. I guess some people call it street wear and it reminds me of a spin on simple golf clothes your grandpa might have worn in the ’90s. It’s inspiring to see a young adult’s vision come to life in the event and on people’s clothes. Mind you, Tyler is only 27. Now to the good stuff: the music. It’s a nice mesh of R&B, pop, and alternative genres. There are two competing stages in the venue with plenty of fresh faces and end-ofthe-night headliners. It makes the decision of who to see really difficult, but a few of the performers were MUSIC TO ALL EARS My current music no-brainers to me: The Internet; obsession is SZA. She’s created an album, Ctrl, Flatbush Zombies; Jorja Smith; that sincerely encompasses coming of age in your 20s. I can listen to her on repeat. A$AP Rocky; Post Malone; and Tyler, the Creator. Aside from seeing PHOTOS BY KAREN GARCIA Tyler, there are three performances that really stuck out to me: SZA, Kids See Ghosts, and Ms. Lauryn Hill. Yes, you read that correctly, I saw the infamous Ms. Lauryn Hill, who cancels or does not show up to her scheduled performances. Maybe her appearance was on account of The Miseducation of Lauryn Hill turning 20 years old, or that Camp Flog Gnaw is actually a great festival to be a part of. I will admit she was about 35 minutes late to her set, but it was worth the wait. Δ MUSIC AND FRIENDS What better

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lvis on velvet, the Supremes on the juke, and a spicy michelada on the lips make for more than simple nostalgia for Range owners Jeff and Lindsay Jackson. At Roslina in Santa Margarita, San Diego street flavors, cold Mexican lager, and a whole lot of irresistible bubbly queso come together to create the culinary hug that is Executive Chef Jeff Jackson’s “barrio soul food.” By now, everyone from the Los Angeles Times food writer to your abuela has heard of The Range. If you live in SLO County, you’ve probably come to respect the tradition: long horns perched above the door, the high lonesome wails of classic country, the satisfaction of a Lone Star beer (in the can) or a glass of fancy Paso wine. The once unassuming country joint with the truly upscale “honky-tonk French fusion” menu has been around for more than a decade now serving up steaks, lamb, and that addictive Dragon’s Breath appetizer. Now, the Jacksons are offering a totally different—albeit equally authentic-feeling—experience just across the street. Inspired by Jeff’s mom, Rosalina, the feel-good offerings hark back to the chef’s upbringing in Springdale, a San Diego County border town where Mexican and American life truly blurred. Jeff’s small family farm grew garlic, as well as raised rabbits for meat and worms for bait. Rosalina’s kitchen isn’t far from the real Rosalina’s kitchen. Think fromscratch salsas, vats of seasoned frijoles, the sharp smell of raw onion and cilantro, savory meats smoking with whole dried chiles and Mexican spices. With chef Mickey Lopez in the kitchen, Rosalina is turning back the clock and the flavors of Jeff’s childhood one plate at a time. Lopez came from Guerrero, Mexico, to the U.S. in 2002 and cut his teeth at Cambria restaurants Robin’s and Linn’s. That’s where Lopez met chef Chris Kobayashi, former owner/chef at Artisan in Paso Robles, where Lopez also worked for 16 years. “We’re waiting for Rosalina to come over and try the food,” Lopez said with a laugh. “It’s always good to see your mom come in, and she should be coming soon. The red hot sauce we make is actually Rosalina’s mom’s recipe, her grandmother’s. I really like that that many of these recipes are part of the family.” The business quietly opened as a beer and wine bar in the summer of 2017, specializing in craft and Mexican cerveza; wines imported from Spain, Argentina, and Chile; and killer house-made chips and salsa (the green tomatillo flavor is just as good as Rosalina’s red). Chef Lopez suggests his famous hummus for folks

SOUL FOOD Rosalina Chef Mickey Lopez (foreground) and Executive Chef/ owner Jeff Jackson play around with Mexican and American comfort flavors.

A CULINARY HUG Brought to you from the owners of The Range, Rosalina is Santa Margarita’s new bar specializing in craft and Mexican beers, wines imported from Spain, Argentina, and Chile, and “barrio soul food” like tacos, quesadillas, tortilla soup, and savory sandwiches.

who are still working Road to Rosalina their way up the Rosalina is located at 22302 El Camino Real in spice-o-meter. Santa Margarita. The bar and restaurant is open at However, there’s 11 a.m. Thursday through Sunday serving lunch and more than chips to dinner till close. For information, call (805) 3654-7118 or follow the business on Facebook. crunch. To the joy of many a Santa Margarita local, the the scene from kitchen recently expanded this fall to high atop the beer include more than a badass bowl of guac. taps; Americana Now, you can grab a refreshing shrimp and Mexicana salad, a big bowl of steamy tortilla soup, ephemera are nachos with seared crusted yellowfin equally scattered tuna, or a “bolillo” sandwich laden with throughout, and the tables are citrus marinated pork loin, black forest seated with old church pews). ham, grilled pineapple, and chipotle aioli You can order up a cold one and a “jar o’ (Jeff’s take on a Cuban). Go big with the pickles” (house escabeche with jalapeños, Chupacabra, aka smoked pulled pork with ancho sauce and seasonal fruit salsa, cauliflower, carrots, and onion) and just chat with the locals, who have already or go Sloppy José style with Angus beef claimed the joint as their own. birria, a spicy stew popular in Jalisco, The prices are also pretty chill. A recent Mexico, known to really stick to your gills. special: Two hefty pork confit tacos with “If you look at Jeff’s background with rice, beans, and salsa was priced at $15 French food at The Range, it’s a lot of and produced leftovers for my husband. sauces, a lot of braised meats and cookedRosalina should be proud. Here, the down stuff. That all really originates quesadillas are a meal worth sharing from the French countryside; it’s what with friends, and the sangria is made the peasants and farmers used to eat,” with the good cava. In 2019, expect new said Rosalina General Manager Jono additions, like a Tijuana-style Revolucion Kinkade. “It’s like a tarte tatin, taking Street Dog and ceviche. the not-so-perfect apples and cooking Chef Lopez is particularly excited about them down into something amazing. Now, rolling out more winter soups, which will that’s considered ‘gourmet.’ Really, that provide a twist on American flavors like philosophy is what makes great Mexican food. It’s working at Rosalina, too.” FLAVOR continued page 48 The cozy hangout has all the vintage charm you’d expect from the owners of MAMACITA At Rosalina, micheladas are made with a sweet-sour hot sauce along the rim, The Range (a great old-timey portrait of adding the perfect lip-smacking, spicy kick. Rosalina, big 1960s hair and all, surveys

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Wildfires. They are devastating, deadly, destructive, and (at least here in California) becoming more and more “normal.” But that doesn’t mean we need to throw up our arms and give up hope. In just two weeks, the Camp Fire in Northern California destroyed more structures than the state’s other seven worst wildfires combined. The fire has also killed nearly three times as many people as the Griffith Park Fire, a record that stood for 85 years. It is absolutely heart-wrenching to consider the breadth of this destruction. Thoughts and prayers? We can do better. SLO Brew and Central Coast Brewing have crafted a new beer with 100 percent of the proceeds going toward Camp Fire victims, who are grappling with the chaos of life turned upside down. They’ve partnered with a long list of Golden State breweries to craft their own “Resilience IPA” on Nov. 27 (the effort was spearheaded by Sierra Nevada Brewing, located in Butte County). That means each Resilience IPA pour served at SLO Brew and Central Coast Brewing locations this holiday season will go toward something concrete. Fire victims are a long way from rebuilding their homes and their lives, but thankfully there are people willing to step up and help at least try to, in some small way, craft a new foundation. Drink Resilience IPA at SLO Brew (736 Higuera St., SLO) and Central Coast Brewing (1422 Monterey St. and 6 Higuera St., SLO) through late December; 100 percent of proceeds go toward Camp Fire victims. ∆ Hayley Thomas Cain is heartbroken for the victims of the fires in California. She can be reached at hthomas@newtimesslo.com.

H AYLEY’S BITES GOBBLE THIS Fighting fire with friendship: Vegetable Butcher in downtown SLO opened its doors for a family-style Thanksgiving dinner for displaced fire evacuees. Volunteers and donations poured in from local wineries, craft breweries, floral growers, farmers, and vendors; 100 percent of all food and beverages donated were prepared and served. It warms the soul … Kreuzberg coffee shop has re-opened its refreshed lounge area! The swanky hangout is now offering up a series of pop-up dinners with craft cocktail pairings. Look for the next “Devour” dining experience at kreuzbergcalifornia.com or follow on Facebook … Forget everything you thought you knew about bingo. No longer the sole domain of bingo halls and the game of the grannies, Wine Bingo is the place to test your palate and win awesome prizes. Grab your fam and head to Broken Earth Winery in Paso Robles for a rousing game this Nov. 29 from 6 to 9 p.m. (pasowine.com).

WINE DOWN So, how was harvest? That’s a difficult answer to distill, but local wine marketing company Solterra Strategies has this report from the vines: This year was a marathon of fits and starts, with long nail-biting periods of waiting. While delays vexed winery staffers, winemakers say the wait was worth it. The longer hang times allowed grapes to slowly develop more flavors and stronger colors. Will 2018 will prove a banner vintage for Paso Robles? Some winemakers think so. We’ll all be tasting for ourselves in no time … Local author/winemaker Darren Delmore has penned the juicy, long awaited sequel to Slave to the Vine out now in paperback on Amazon. Lucky Country: Confessions of a Vagabond Cellarhand is set in Barossa Valley, Australia, and lifts the curtain on the wild world of winemaking (darrendelmore.com).

WINTERISH WONDERLAND When the tourists are away, the locals will play: Morro Bay celebrates its fishing village heritage in maritime style during the totally chill holiday off-season! Find festive holiday trees crafted out of crab pots throughout town, and don’t forget to ask for fresh, seasonal crab found in Embarcadero restaurants this time of year (morrobay.org) … Apple Farm in SLO will host a Supper with Santa event this Dec. 2, 9, and 13 at 5 p.m. featuring a holiday dinner buffet, drinks, and photos with Santa Claus (applefarm. com) … Madonna Inn goblets are always a nice holiday gift (as are the cakes and pastries in the bakery). But did you know you can also sign up for a goat yoga class on the rolling green lawn of Madonna Meadows this holiday season? On Dec. 1, throw on those yoga pants and get bleating! Learn more at madonnainn.com/events-calendar. ∆ Hayley Thomas Cain thinks goats can fix anything. She can be reached at hthomas@newtimesslo.com.

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FILE NO. 2018-2456 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (10/09/2018) New Filing The following person is doing business as, PURPLE PEARLS PUBLISHING, 2453 Beach St., Oceano, CA 93445. San Luis Obispo County. Laura Gaisie (2453 Beach St., Oceano, CA 93445). This business is conducted by An Individual /s/ Laura Gaisie, Owner. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 10-09-18. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Tommy Gong, County Clerk. R. Parashis, Deputy. Exp. 10-09-23. November 8, 15, 22, & 29, 2018

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FILE NO. 2018-2582 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (10/23/2018) New Filing The following person is doing business as, MEDIUM MASTERS, 950 Los Osos Valley Rd., Los Osos, CA 93402. San Luis Obispo County. Suzan Nixie Vaughn (3057 S. Higuera St., SPC 131, San Luis Obispo, CA 93401). This business is conducted by An Individual /s/ Suzan Vaughn, Owner. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 10-24-18. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Tommy Gong, County Clerk. S. King, Deputy. Exp. 10-24-23. November 22, 29, December 6, & 13, 2018

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FILE NO. 2018-2607 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (10/25/2018) New Filing The following person is doing business as, DRAGON PALACE KING BUFFET, 1800 E. Grand Ave., Ste. A, Grover Beach, CA 93433. San Luis Obispo County. Phan Thi Dung, Lieu Thi Xuan Nguyen (15710 Via Esmond, San Lorenzo, CA 94580). This business is conducted by A Married Couple /s/ Lieu Nguyen. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 10-25-18. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Tommy Gong, County Clerk. S. Levy, Deputy. Exp. 1025-23. November 15, 22, 29, & December 6, 2018

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FILE NO. 2018-2608 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (01/01/2000) New Filing The following person is doing business as, SAN LUIS VIDEO PUBLISHING, 359 Los Osos Valley Rd., Los Osos, CA 93402. San Luis Obispo County. Clokey Productions Inc. (359 Los Osos Valley Rd., Los Osos, CA 93402). This business is conducted by A CA Corporation /s/ Clokey Productions Inc., Joan Rock-President. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 10-25-18. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Tommy Gong, County Clerk. A. Gibson, Deputy. Exp. 10-25-23. November 15, 22, 29, & December 6, 2018

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FILE NO. 2018-2626 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (10/29/2018) New Filing The following person is doing business as, PRO NAILS, 1526 W. Branch Street, Arroyo Grande, CA 93420. San Luis Obispo County. Thao Hong Pham (1425 Long Branch Ave., Apt. C, Grover Beach, CA 93433). This business is conducted by An Individual /s/ Thao Pham, Owner. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 10-29-18. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Tommy Gong, County Clerk. L. Orellana, Deputy. Exp. 10-29-23. November 15, 22, 29, & December 6, 2018

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FILE NO. 2018-2629 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (11/01/2008) New Filing The following person is doing business as, VILLAGE CAFE, 112 West Branch St., Arroyo Grande, CA 93420. San Luis Obispo County. Tammi Joanne Price (541 Corbett Cyn., Arroyo Grande, CA 93420). This business is conducted by An Individual /s/ Tammi Price, Owner Operator. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 10-30-18. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Tommy Gong, County Clerk. L. Orellana, Deputy. Exp. 10-30-23. November 8, 15, 22, & 29, 2018

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FILE NO. 2018-2632 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (N/A) New Filing The following person is doing business as, COMMUTE WITH ENTERPRISE, 901 Airport Dr., Ste. 3, San Luis Obispo, CA 93401-8368. San Luis Obispo County. Enterprise Rent-A-Car Company of Los Angeles, LLC (600 Corporate Park Dr., St. Louis, MO 63105). This business is conducted by A DE Limited Liability Company /s/ Enterprise Rent-A-Car Company of Los Angeles, LLC, Rick A Short-Manager. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 10-30-18. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Tommy Gong, County Clerk. A. Bautista, Deputy. Exp. 10-30-23. November 15, 22, 29, & December 6, 2018

FILE NO. 2018-2645 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (10/31/2018) New Filing The following person is doing business as, PEACHY N PASO, 535 Peachy Ct., Paso Robles, CA 93446. San Luis Obispo County. Victor Bruce Zundel, Adele Lalla Franca Zundel (535 Peachy Ct., Paso Robles, CA 93446). This business is conducted by A Married Couple /s/ Victor Zundel, Manager. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 10-31-18. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Tommy Gong, County Clerk. C. Luckey, Deputy. Exp. 10-31-23. November 15, 22, 29, & December 6, 2018

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FILE NO. 2018-2652 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (11/01/2018) New Filing The following person is doing business as, POPPY SOAP CO., 1515 15th St., Los Osos, CA 93402. San Luis Obispo County. Lindy Michelle Laroche (1515 15th St., Los Osos, CA 93402). This business is conducted by An Individual /s/ Lindy Laroche. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 11-01-18. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Tommy Gong, County Clerk. S. Levy, Deputy. Exp. 1101-23. November 22, 29, December 6, & 13, 2018

FILE NO. 2018-2634 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (10/30/2018) New Filing The following person is doing business as, BAYWOOD PROPERTY SERVICES, LOS OSOS FENCE COMPANY, 1634 17TH Street, Los Osos, CA 93402. San Luis Obispo County. Michael Gregory Sloan (1634 17TH Street, Los Osos, CA 93402). This business is conducted by An Individual /s/ Michael Gregory Sloan, Owner. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 10-30-18. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Tommy Gong, County Clerk. S. King, Deputy. Exp. 1030-23. November 8, 15, 22, & 29, 2018

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FILE NO. 2018-2635 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (10/30/2013) New Filing The following person is doing business as, MICKEY LONGBOW, RUBY STUDIOS, RUBY-STUDIOS, 860 Jessica Pl., Nipomo, CA 93444. San Luis Obispo County. Ruby Patricia Boulton-Raymond (860 Jessica Pl., Nipomo, CA 93444). This business is conducted by An Individual /s/ Ruby Boulton-Raymond, Owner/CEO. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 10-30-18. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Tommy Gong, County Clerk. S. Levy, Deputy. Exp. 1030-23. November 8, 15, 22, & 29, 2018

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FILE NO. 2018-2638 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (07/25/2018) New Filing The following person is doing business as, QUICK AND CLEAN CAR WASH, 2544 S. Broadway, Santa Maria, CA 93455. Santa Barbara County. PJE Enterprises LLC (101 N. Depot St., Santa Maria, CA 93458). This business is conducted by A CA Limited Liability Company /s/ PJE Enterprises LLC, Paul Prather-Manager. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 10-30-18. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Tommy Gong, County Clerk. D. Chavez, Deputy. Exp. 10-30-23. November 8, 15, 22, & 29, 2018

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FILE NO. 2018-2642 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (10/15/2018) New Filing The following person is doing business as, CAMBRIA WELLNESS, 816 Main Street, Cambria, CA 93428. San Luis Obispo County. Jeannine T Jacobs (2620 Windsor Blvd., Cambria, CA 93428). This business is conducted by An Individual /s/ Jeannine T Jacobs, Owner. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 10-31-18. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Tommy Gong, County Clerk. S. Levy, Deputy. Exp. 1031-23. November 22, 29, December 6, & 13, 2018

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FILE NO. 2018-2662 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (N/A) New Filing The following person is doing business as, RIO SALON AND SPA, 330 Morro Bay Blvd., Morro Bay, CA 93442. San Luis Obispo County. Rio Salon and Spa, LLC (330 Morro Bay Blvd., Morro Bay, CA 93442). This business is conducted by A CA Limited Liability Company /s/ Rio Salon and Spa, LLC, Teri Lea Ecker, Manager. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 11-02-18. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Tommy Gong, County Clerk. S. King, Deputy. Exp. 1102-23. November 8, 15, 22, & 29, 2018

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FILE NO. 2018-2665 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (03/20/2018) New Filing The following person is doing business as, M.BURKE CONSTRUCTION, 1196 Hetrick Ave., Arroyo Grande, CA 93420. San Luis Obispo County. Mike Burke, Nancy Burke (1196 Hetrick Ave., Arroyo Grande, CA 93420). This business is conducted by A Married Couple /s/ Mike Burke. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 11-02-18. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Tommy Gong, County Clerk. L. Orellana, Deputy. Exp. 11-02-23. November 8, 15, 22, & 29, 2018

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FILE NO. 2018-2673 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (N/A) New Filing The following person is doing business as, COX VERINARY RELIEF, 1420 Railroad St., Oceano, CA 93445. San Luis Obispo County. Edward Cox (1420 Railroad St., Oceano, CA 93445). This business is conducted by An Individual /s/ Edward Cox. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 11-05-18. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Tommy Gong, County Clerk. D. Chavez, Deputy. Exp. 11-05-23. November 8, 15, 22, & 29, 2018

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FILE NO. 2018-2674 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (11/05/2018) New Filing The following person is doing business as, WILD COAST FARMS, 2198 Los Osos Valley Rd., Los Osos, C A93402. San Luis Obispo County. Wild Coast Farms (2198 Los Osos Valley Rd., Los Osos, C A93402). This business is conducted by A CA Corporation /s/ Wild Coast Farms, Adam Kirchner - President. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 11-06-18. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Tommy Gong, County Clerk. D. Chavez, Deputy. Exp. 11-06-23. November 15, 22, 29, & December 6, 2018

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FILE NO. 2018-2663 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (12/18/2014) New Filing The following person is doing business as, TASTRY, 825 Riverside Ave. #3, Paso Robles, CA 93446. San Luis Obispo County. The Bottlefly Inc. (825 Riverside Ave. #3, Paso Robles, CA 93446). This business is conducted by A DE Corporation /s/ The Bottlefly Inc., Katerina Axelsson-CEO. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 11-02-18. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Tommy Gong, County Clerk. D. Chavez, Deputy. Exp. 11-02-23. November 8, 15, 22, & 29, 2018

FILE NO. 2018-2677 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (11/06/2018) New Filing The following person is doing business as, PACIFIC COAST SAFE PLACE OF TRUST, 332 Woodland, Los Osos, CA 93402. San Luis Obispo County. Aaron Lamontte Ellman (332 Woodland, Los Osos, CA 93402). This business is conducted by An Individual /s/ Aaron Ellman, Owner Operator. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 11-06-18. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Tommy Gong, County Clerk. R. Parashis, Deputy. Exp. 11-06-23. November 15, 22, 29, & December 6, 2018

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FILE NO. 2018-2664 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (11/01/2018) New Filing The following person is doing business as, DENNIS & SONS GARDENING, 140 N. 12th St., Grover Beach, CA 93433. San Luis Obispo County. Rubirda Linn Juarez (140 N. 12th St., Grover Beach, CA 93433). This business is conducted by An Individual /s/ Rubirda Juarez, Owner. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 11-02-18. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Tommy Gong, County Clerk. S. Levy, Deputy. Exp. 1102-23. November 8, 15, 22, & 29, 2018

FILE NO. 2018-2678 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (11/06/2016) New Filing The following person is doing business as, ESTERO ESSENTIALS, 2238 Bayview Heights, Suite A, Los Osos, CA 93402. San Luis Obispo County. Michelle Renee Rauenzahn (1462 8th St., Los Osos, CA 93402). This business is conducted by An Individual /s/ Michelle Rauenzahn. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 11-06-18. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Tommy Gong, County Clerk. D. Chavez, Deputy. Exp. 11-06-23. November 15, 22, 29, & December 6, 2018

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FILE NO. 2018-2682 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (11/01/2018) New Filing The following person is doing business as, HAIR & MORE LEASING, H&M LEASING, 735 Napa Ave., Morro Bay, CA 93442. San Luis Obispo County. Summer Dawn Birchell (475 Pacific St.,

Morro Bay, CA 93442). This business is conducted by An Individual /s/ Summer D. Birchell, Owner. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 11-06-18. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Tommy Gong, County Clerk. S. Levy, Deputy. Exp. 1106-23. November 15, 22, 29, & December 6, 2018

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FILE NO. 2018-2687 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (11/08/2018) New Filing The following person is doing business as, NIPOMO AVOCADOS, 960 Ridgecrest Pl., Nipomo, CA 93444. San Luis Obispo County. Brian J. Crisp, Tracey M. Crisp

LegaL Notices (960 Ridgecrest Pl., Nipomo, CA 93444). This business is conducted by A Married Couple /s/ Tracey M. Crisp. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 11-08-18. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Tommy Gong, County Clerk. S. Levy, Deputy. Exp. 11-08-23. November 15, 22, 29, & December 6, 2018

Notice of Sheriff’s Sale of Real Property (CCP 701.540) PLAINTIFF/PETITIONER: Sandstone Melon Company, Inc., fka Sandstone Marketing, Inc. DEFENDANT/RESPONDENT: Warren Felger and Forrest Felger COURT CASE NUMBER: 12CECG01891 LEVYING OFFICER FILE NUMBER: 2018001262 DATE: 10/30/2018 Under a Writ of Execution Issued out of the above court on 05/31/2018, on the Judgment rendered on 12/03/2015. For the sum of $466,677.51; I have levied upon all the rights, title, and interest of the judgment debtor(s), Warren Felger, Forrest Felger In the real property, in the county of San Luis Obispo, described as follows: 249 Sandercock Street, San Luis Obispo, CA 93401. LEGAL DESCRIPTION APN/Parcel ID(s): 003-723-034 THE LAND REFERRED TO HEREIN BELOW IS SITUATED IN THE CITY OF SAN LUIS OBISPO, COUNTY OF SAN LUIS OBISPO, STATE OF CALIFORNIA AND IS DESCRIBED AS FOLLOWS: PARCEL A: Parcel 4 of Parcel Map SLO 07-0031, in the City of San Luis Obispo, County of San Luis Obispo, State of California, according to map recorded December 5, 2007 in Book 70, Pages 22 and 23 of Parcel Maps, in the Office of the County Recorder of said County. PARCEL B: Easements for access, ingress, egress, utilities, drainage, parking and incidental purposes as contained in the Declaration of Covenants, Conditions and Restrictions, recorded December 5, 2007 as instrument no. 2007-078254, of Official Records. 249 Sandercock Street, San Luis Obispo, CA 93401 Minimum Bid Amount (if applicable): $0.00 PROSPECTIVE BIDDERS SHOULD REFER TO SECTIONS 701.510 to 701.680, INCLUSIVE, OF THE CODE OF CIVIL PROCEDURE FOR PROVISIONS GOVERNING THE TERMS, CONDITIONS, AND EFFECT OF THE SALE AND THE LIABILITY OF DEFAULTING BIDDERS. PUBLIC NOTICE IS HEREBY GIVEN that I will proceed to sell at public auction to the highest bidder, for cash in lawful money of the United States, all the rights, title, and interest of said judgment debtor(s) in the above described property, or so much thereof as may be necessary to satisfy said execution, with accrued interest and costs on: 12/06/2018 at 9:00am in San Luis Obispo County Sheriff’s Civil Office, located at 1050 Monterey Street, Room 236, San Luis Obispo, CA 93408 Directions to the property location can be obtained from the levying officer upon oral or written request. Ian S. Parkinson, Sheriff /s/ T. Rudman, Sheriff’s Authorized Agent LIENS MAY BE PRESENT WHICH MAY OR MAY NOT SURVIVIE THIS LEVY. Attorney for Petitioner: Thornton Law Group, P.C., 1725 N Fine Ave., Fresno, CA 93727-1616 November 15, 22, & 29, 2018

NOTICE OF PUBLIC HEARING BOARD OF SUPERVISORS WHO:

San Luis Obispo County Board of Supervisors

WHEN:

Tuesday, December 11, 2018 at 9:00 a.m. All items are advertised for 9:00 a.m. To find out placement of this item on the Board of Supervisors Agenda, go to the County’s website at www.slocounty.ca.gov on the Wednesday before the scheduled hearing date.

WHAT:

The Board of Supervisors will hold a hearing to consider an extension of the approved Temporary Abeyance resolution and consider the Planning Commission’s Recommended Draft of the proposed ordinance amendments relating to cannabis, as described below.

The following amendments are proposed in order to clarify terminology and definitions, add two new use types (Cannabis Processing Facilities and Cannabis Transport Facilities), revise the limitation on cannabis cultivation from 141 operations to 141 sites, modify standards for certain cannabis activities including but not limited to, fencing, screening, and outdoor lighting, allow for procedures for modification of certain development standards, and modify noticing requirements for all Cannabis Activities: a.

[Inland] Amendments to the Land Use Ordinance, Title 22 of the County Code (LRP2018-00004), and the Coastal Zone Land Use Ordinance; and

[Coastal Zone] Amendments to the Coastal Zone Land Use Ordinance, Title 23 of the County Code, and the Coastal Zone Land Use Element, Part I – Framework for Planning and Part II – Area Plans, (LRP2018-00005) as applicable to Cannabis Activities.

County File Numbers: LRP2018-00004 and -00005 Assessor Parcel Number: Countywide Supervisorial District: All Districts WHERE:

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FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT

FILE NO. 2018-2690 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (N/A) New Filing The following person is doing business as, SHINE DENTAL HYGIENE, 602 Taylor Place, Arroyo Grande, CA 93420. San Luis Obispo County. Katerina Tziouvalas Pritchett (602 Taylor Place, Arroyo Grande, CA 93420). This business is conducted by An Individual /s/ Katerina Tziouvalas Pritchett. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 11-09-18. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Tommy Gong, County Clerk. N. Balseiro, Deputy. Exp. 11-09-23. November 22, 29, December 6, & 13, 2018

FILE NO. 2018-2704 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (N/A) New Filing The following person is doing business as, CLASSY DEAL BOOKSELLER, 206 Country Club Drive, San Luis Obispo, CA 93401. San Luis Obispo County. Kit Rudkin Hartwell (206 Country Club Drive, San Luis Obispo, CA 93401). This business is conducted by An Individual /s/ Kit Rudkin Hartwell, Owner. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 11-13-18. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Tommy Gong, County Clerk. S. Currens, Deputy. Exp. 11-13-23. November 22, 29, December 6, & 13, 2018

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT

FILE NO. 2018-2693 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (11/09/2018) New Filing The following person is doing business as, AEROVISTA DENTAL, 835 Aerovista Place, Suite 210, San Luis Obispo, CA 93401. San Luis Obispo County. Eric Williamson DDS Inc. (11014 Evans Street, Loma Linda, CA 92354). This business is conducted by A CA Corporation /s/ Eric Williamson DDS Inc., President, Eric Williamson. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 11-09-18. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Tommy Gong, County Clerk. S. Levy, Deputy. Exp. 11-09-23. November 22, 29, December 6, & 13, 2018

FILE NO. 2018-2705 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (11/13/2018) New Filing The following person is doing business as, MEINEKE SAN LUIS OBISPO #4107, 770 Lawrence Drive, San Luis Obispo, CA 93401. San Luis Obispo County. RTMS 4107, Inc. (2436 Silverstrand Ave., Hermosa Beach, CA 90254). This business is conducted by A CA Corporation /s/ RMS 4107, Inc., Richard Taw - President. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 11-13-18. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Tommy Gong, County Clerk. S. King, Deputy. Exp. 11-13-23. November 22, 29, December 6, & 13, 2018

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT

FILE NO. 2018-2695 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (10/01/2018) New Filing The following person is doing business as, CONSCIOUS COMMUNITY OF THE LIGHT(TM), 1375 E. Grand Avenue, Suite 103-215, Arroyo Grande, CA 93420. San Luis Obispo County. Jose C. Galito (279 Irish Way, Pismo Beach, CA 93449). This business is conducted by An Individual /s/ Jose C. Galito, Individual. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 11-09-18. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Tommy Gong, County Clerk. S. Currens, Deputy. Exp. 11-09-23. November 15, 22, 29, & December 6, 2018

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT

FILE NO. 2018-2698 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (11/13/2018) New Filing The following person is doing business as, THIS & THAT, 751 Dolliver Street, Pismo Beach, CA 93449. San Luis Obispo County. Eastom Jewelers (771 Dolliver Street, Pismo Beach, CA 93449). This business is conducted by A CA Corporation /s/ Eastom Jewelers, Debra A. Eastom-President. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 11-13-18. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Tommy Gong, County Clerk. L. Orellana, Deputy. Exp. 11-13-23. November 22, 29, December 6, & 13, 2018

FILE NO. 2018-2706 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (11/13/2018) New Filing The following person is doing business as, SEBRING KENNELS, 1315 N. Frontage Rd., Arroyo Grande, CA 93420. San Luis Obispo County. Lisa Benko (1315 N. Frontage Rd., Arroyo Grande, CA 93420). This business is conducted by An Individual /s/ Lisa Benko. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 11-13-18. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Tommy Gong, County Clerk. C. Luckey, Deputy. Exp. 11-13-23. November 22, 29, December 6, & 13, 2018

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT

FILE NO. 2018-2713 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (11/13/2018) New Filing The following person is doing business as, O’NEILL TRUCKING, 129 1st Street, Templeton, CA 93465. San Luis Obispo County. Templeton Trading Company LLC (129 1st Street, Templeton, CA 93465). This business is conducted by A CA Limited Liability Company /s/ Templeton Trading Company LLC, Michael O’Neill, Manager. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 11-14-18. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Tommy Gong, County Clerk. A. McCormick, Deputy. Exp. 11-14-23. November 22, 29, December 6, & 13, 2018

Date Accepted: N/A

The hearing will be held in the San Luis Obispo County Board of Supervisors Chambers, 1055 Monterey St., Room #D170, County Government Center, San Luis Obispo, CA. The Board of Supervisors Chambers are located on the corner of Santa Rosa and Monterey Streets. At the hearing all interested persons may express their views for or against, or to change the proposal.

FOR FURTHER INFORMATION: Y You may contact Megan Martin, Project Manager, in the San Luis Obispo County Department of Planning and Building, 976 Osos Street, Room 200, San Luis Obispo, California, 93408 (805) 781-5600. The staff report will be available for review the Wednesday before the scheduled hearing date on the County’s website at www.slocounty.ca.gov. ENVIRONMENTAL INFORMATION: Also to be considered at the hearing will be approval of the Environmental Determination prepared for the item. These amendments are exempt from CEQA pursuant to Section 26055(h) of the California Business and Professions Code. Also to be considered is the Environmental Determination that the amendments applicable to Cannabis Transport Facilities are exempt under CEQA, pursuant to CEQA Guidelines Section 15061 (b)(3), General Rule Exemption. The Environmental Coordinator has determined that it can be seen with certainty that there is no possibility that the proposed project may have a significant adverse effect on the environment. A Notice of Exemption has been prepared pursuant to CEQA Guidelines Section 15062.

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FILE NO. 2018-2714 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (08/01/2009) New Filing The following person is doing business as, FOOSE PAINTING COMPANY, FOOSE PAINTING, 132 Harvest Place, Nipomo, CA 93444. San Luis Obispo County. Denver Roy Foose (132 Harvest Place, Nipomo, CA 93444). This business is conducted by An Individual /s/ Denver Foose, Owner. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 11-14-18. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Tommy Gong, County Clerk. L. Orellana, Deputy. Exp. 11-14-23. November 22, 29, December 6, & 13, 2018

FILE NO. 2018-2725 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (11/15/2018) New Filing The following person is doing business as, QUICK TECH, 2121 10th Street, Suite A, Los Osos, CA 93402. San Luis Obispo County. Chad Crawford (1307 9th Street, Los Osos, CA 93402). This business is conducted by An Individual /s/ Chad Crawford. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 11-15-18. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Tommy Gong, County Clerk. D. Chavez, Deputy. Exp. 11-15-23. November 22, 29, December 6, & 13, 2018

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT

FILE NO. 2018-2732 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (09/06/2018) New Filing The following person is doing business as, R-SPECS/ EDUCATIONAL ACADEMY, 245 Hillcrest Dr., Arroyo Grande, CA 93420. San Luis Obispo County. Pamela A. Richerson (245 Hillcrest Dr., Arroyo Grande, CA 93420). This business is conducted by An Individual /s/ Pamela A. Richerson, Owner. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 11-1618. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Tommy Gong, County Clerk. R. Parashis, Deputy. Exp. 11-16-23. November 22, 29, December 6, & 13, 2018

FILE NO. 2018-2715 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (N/A) New Filing The following person is doing business as, O’CONNOR WAY WATER ASSOCIATION, 340 O’Connor Way, San Luis Obispo, CA 93405. San Luis Obispo County. Charlotte E. Gorton (340 O’Connor Way, San Luis Obispo, CA 93405). This business is conducted by An Individual /s/ Charlotte Gorton. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 11-14-18. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Tommy Gong, County Clerk. S. Currens, Deputy. Exp. 11-14-23. November 22, 29, December 6, & 13, 2018

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT

FILE NO. 2018-2716 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (11/14/2018) New Filing The following person is doing business as, R&R PROFESSIONAL FLOORING, 1681 9th Street, Los Osos, CA 93402. San Luis Obispo County. Rex Wayne Riley (1681 9th Street, Los Osos, CA 93402). This business is conducted by An Individual /s/ Rex Wayne Riley. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 11-14-18. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Tommy Gong, County Clerk. R. Parashis, Deputy. Exp. 11-14-23. November 22, 29, December 6, & 13, 2018

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT

FILE NO. 2018-2723 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (09/17/2018) New Filing The following person is doing business as, EVERY1, 1733 14th Street, Los Osos, CA 93402. San Luis Obispo County. Giveable (1733 14th Street, Los Osos, CA 93402). This business is conducted by A CA Corporation /s/ Giveable, John C. Poulis-President. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 11-15-18. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Tommy Gong, County Clerk. S. Levy, Deputy. Exp. 1115-23. November 22, 29, December 6, & 13, 2018

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT

FILE NO. 2018-2739 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (11/14/2018) New Filing The following person is doing business as, WHOLE HEALTH SLO, TOTAL HEALTH SLO, 12500 Santa Lucia Road, Atascadero, CA 93422. San Luis Obispo County. Geri L. Rhodes-Smith (12500 Santa Lucia Road, Atascadero, CA 93422). This business is conducted by An Individual /s/ Geri L. Rhodes-Smith. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 11-1618. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Tommy Gong, County Clerk. N. Balseiro, Deputy. Exp. 11-16-23. November 29, December 6, 13, & 20, 2018

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT

FILE NO. 2018-2740 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (08/01/2018) New Filing The following person is doing business as, SPA DOLLS BEAUTY BAR, 346 West Grand Ave. Suite A, Grover Beach, CA 93433. San Luis Obispo County. Lisa Marie Duron (225 Plancha Way, Arroyo Grande, CA 93420). This business is conducted by An Individual /s/ Lisa M Duron. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 11-16-18. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Tommy Gong, County Clerk. D. Chavez, Deputy. Exp. 11-16-23. November 22, 29, December 6, & 13, 2018

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Notice is hereby given that the San Luis Coastal Unified School District acting by and through its Board of Education, will receive RFPs up to, but not later than, 2 p.m. December 13, 2018, for a comprehensive Student Information System (SIS). Such RFPs shall be received on or before 2 p.m. December 13, 2018, in the Purchasing Office, Attention: Karen Bright, District Buyer, 1500 Lizzie Street, Building C-1, San Luis Obispo, California 93401. Each RFP must conform and be responsive to this Invitation, Request for Proposal Instructions, General Requirements, Scope of Request, and all other components comprising the pertinent RFP documents. Interested firms may request a RFP packet by contacting Karen Bright at kbright@slcusd.org or 805/549-1211. The District reserves the right to reject any or all proposals, accept or reject any one or more items of a proposal, and/or to waive any irregularities or informalities in the proposals.

**If you challenge this matter in court, you may be limited to raising only those issues you or someone else raised at the public hearing described in this public notice or in written correspondence delivered to the appropriate authority at or before the public hearing**

Karen Bright

DATED: November 29, 2018

San Luis Coastal Unified School District

TOMMY GONG, COUNTY CLERK-RECORDER By /s/ Sandy Currens Deputy Clerk

November 22 & 29, 2018

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COUNTY OF SAN LUIS OBISPO DEPARTMENT OF PLANNING & BUILDING NOTICE OF PUBLIC HEARING WHO: County of San Luis Obispo Planning Commission. WHEN: Thursday, December 13, 2018 at 09:00 AM. All items are advertised for 09:00 AM. To verify agenda placement, please call the Department of Planning & Building at (805) 781-5600. WHAT: Hearing to consider a request by BKS Cambria, LLC for a Development Plan / Coastal Development Permit (DRC2016-00020) to allow for the re-development of the decommissioned Cambria Air Force Radar Station in four phases. Phase One: 1) establish a reservationonly, 25-space (20’ X 30’) tent camping facility (for guests age 18 years and older) including trash and recycling facilities; 2) construct a 2,307-square-foot (sf) caretaker’s residence; 3) refurbish the approximately 8000-sf former Operations Center (Building #100) for use as an emergency shelter (in the event of an emergency), and 4) install a private helipad for emergency air and rescue services. Phase Two: refurbish and convert existing buildings (for the use of the camping guests only) for limited service restaurant (Building #202- 2,710 sf), and limited service coffee shop/visitor center (Building #203 - 2,875 sf). Phase Three: refurbish and convert existing buildings (for the use of the camping guests only) for an outdoor multisport sports facility (Building #5001 – 4600 sf), an arts and crafts workshop /seminar room (Building #101 - 1,543 sf), a recreation / gymnasium building (Building #102 - 2,351 sf), a metals and wood workshop/seminar building (Building #117 - 1,834 sf), a Cambria Air Force Museum (Building #214 - 1,127 sf), and a new 1,800-sf teaching greenhouse. Phase Four: consists of the conversion of three existing two-story dormitories (Buildings #204, #206, and #208 of 6,860 sf, 4,480 sf, and 6,860 sf) into lodging facilities for the camping guests. The proposed project is also requesting a modification to Section 23.08.161 of the Coastal Zone Land Use Ordinance to allow a caretaker’s residence in excess of 1,200 sf. The proposed project will utilize existing structures and no grading, landscaping, or vegetation removal is proposed. The project will result in a disturbance of approximately 30,000 square feet of a 34.16-acre site. The project is located at 202 Monte Cristo Place, approximately 1 mile west of Highway 1, and 1.5 miles south of the community of Cambria, in the North Coast planning area. Also to be considered is the environmental determination that the project is exempt under CEQA, pursuant to CEQA Guidelines Section 15061(b)(4), which provides that CEQA does not apply to projects that a public agency rejects or disapproves. A Notice of Exemption has been prepared pursuant to CEQA Guidelines Section 15062. County File Number: DRC2016-00020 Supervisorial District: District 2 Assessor Parcel Number(s): 013-181-005 Date Accepted: 10/10/2018 The hearing will be held in the San Luis WHERE: Obispo County Board of Supervisors Chambers, 1055 Monterey Street, Room #D170, County Government Center, San Luis Obispo, CA. The Board of Supervisors Chambers are located on the corner of Santa Rosa and Monterey Streets. At the meeting all interested persons may express their views for or against, or to change the proposal. ADDITIONAL INFORMATION: A copy of the staff report will be made available on the Planning Department website at www.sloplanning.org. You may also contact Kerry Brown, Project Manager, in the Department of Planning and Building at the address below or by telephone at (805) 781-5600. If you challenge this matter in court, you may be limited to raising only those issues you or someone else raised at the public hearing described in this public notice or in written correspondence delivered to the appropriate authority at or before the public hearing. COASTAL APPEALABLE If the County approves this project, that action may be eligible for appeal to the California Coastal Commission. Appeals must be filed in writing as provided by Coastal Zone Land Use Ordinance Section 23.01.043.

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LegaL Notices FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT

FILE NO. 2018-2741 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (11/16/2018) New Filing The following person is doing business as, CANYON REALTY, 113 Via Bandolero, Arroyo Grande, CA 93420. San Luis Obispo County. Dee Anna Shrefler (P.O. Box 476, Arroyo Grande, CA 93421). This business is conducted by An Individual /s/ Dee Anna Shrefler, Owner. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 11-16-18. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Tommy Gong, County Clerk. L. Orellana, Deputy. Exp. 11-16-23. November 29, December 6, 13, & 20, 2018

FILE NO. 2018-2742 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (11/01/2018) New Filing The following person is doing business as, FROM THE ROOTS UP HEALING SERVICE, 2191 Ironwood Ave., Morro Bay, CA 93442. San Luis Obispo County. Krista Marie Rooney (2191 Ironwood Ave., Morro Bay, CA 93442). This business is conducted by An Individual /s/ Krista Rooney, Owner. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 11-19-18. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Tommy Gong, County Clerk. S. Levy, Deputy. Exp. 11-19-23. November 22, 29, December 6, & 13, 2018

PUBLIC HEARING NOTICE NOTICE IS HEREBY GIVEN that on Tuesday, December 11, 2018 at 6:00 p.m. or as soon thereafter as possible, the Pismo Beach Planning Commission will hold a regular meeting at City Hall, 760 Mattie Road, Pismo Beach California in the Council Chamber for the following purpose:

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FILE NO. 2018-2747 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (10/04/2018) New Filing The following person is doing business as, S AND D BEACH HOUSE, 341 Juanita Ave., Oceano, CA 93445. San Luis Obispo County. Stacey Holtermann (2716 E Brown Ave., Fresno, CA 93704). This business is conducted by An Individual /s/ Stacey Holtermann. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 11-19-18. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Tommy Gong, County Clerk. S. Levy, Deputy. Exp. 1119-23. November 29, December 6, 13, & 20, 2018

FILE NO. 2018-2748 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (06/13/2016) New Filing The following person is doing business as, CHC PHARMACY ATASCADERO, 7524 Morro Road, Atascadero, CA 93422. San Luis Obispo County. imgRX SLO, Inc. (1330 Enclave Parkway, Houston, TX 77077). This business is conducted by A DE Corporation /s/ imgRX SLO, Inc., Scott Zimmerman, Assistant Treasurer. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 11-20-18. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Tommy Gong, County Clerk. D. Chavez, Deputy. Exp. 11-20-23. November 29, December 6, 13, & 20, 2018

NOTICE OF PUBLIC HEARING SUMMARY: AN ORDINANCE OF THE COUNTY OF SAN LUIS OBISPO AMENDING CHAPTER 6.08 OF THE SAN LUIS OBISPO COUNTY CODE TO STREAMLINE AND PROVIDE CONSISTENCY TO HEARING AND APPEALS RELATED TO CANNABIS BUSINESS LICENSE DENIALS OR REVOCATIONS OF CANNABIS BUSINESS LICENSES The proposed ordinance amends Title 6 (Business Licenses and Regulations) of the San Luis Obispo County Code in order to provide consistency to hearings and appeals related to cannabis business license denials or revocations of cannabis business licenses. A public hearing to consider the proposed ordinance is scheduled to be held before the San Luis Obispo County Board of Supervisors at 9:00 a.m. on December 11, 2018, at the Board of Supervisors Chambers, County Government Center, 1055 Monterey Street, Room D170, San Luis Obispo, California.

Applicant:

Tim Romano

For further information you may contact Justin Cooley in the County of San Luis Obispo Auditor-Controller, Treasurer, Tax-Collector, Public Administrator’s Office at (805) 781-5831. Copies of the full text of the proposed ordinance can be reviewed on the Wednesday before the scheduled hearing date on the County’s web site at www.slocounty.ca.gov.

Project No:

P18-000105

DATED: November 29, 2018

Public Hearing Agenda: A. Address:

376 Windward Avenue

Description: Coastal Development for a 308 square-foot second-floor deck addition to an existing residence. The project is located in the Single-Family Residential (R-1) Zone of the Shell Beach Planning Area. The project is located in the Coastal Appeal Overlay Zone and is appealable to the California Coastal Commission. APN: 010371-024 B. Address:

2111 Shoreline Drive

Applicant:

TerraCosta Consulting Group, Inc.

Project No:

P18-000080

Description: Coastal Development Permit for construction of a concrete and steel reinforced drilled pier, upper bluff, tied-back wall, hydroaugers, and related improvements at an existing residence. A mitigated Negative Declaration will be considered. The project is located in the Single-Family Residential (R-1) Zone of the Terrace Avenue Planning Area. The project is located in the Coastal Appeal Overlay Zone and is appealable to the California Coastal Commission. APN: 010-521-041 You have a right to comment on these projects and their effect on our community. Interested persons are invited to appear at the hearing or otherwise express their views and opinions regarding the matter. An opportunity will be presented at the hearing for verbal comments. Written comments are also welcomed at the hearing or prior to the hearing. Written comments prepared prior to the hearing may be submitted to the Planning Division by mail or hand-delivery at 760 Mattie Road, Pismo Beach, CA 93449, by fax at (805) 773-4684, or by email at eperez@pismobeach.org. Staff reports, plans and other information related to these projects are available for public review at the Community Development Department, 760 Mattie Road, Pismo Beach, CA. The meeting agenda and staff report will be available no later than the Friday before the meeting and may be obtained at City Hall or by visiting www.pismobeach.org. The Planning Commission meeting will be televised live on Charter Cable Channel 20 and streamed on the City’s website. PLEASE NOTE: If you challenge the action taken on these items in court, you may be limited to raising only those issues you or someone else raised at the public hearing described in this notice, or in written correspondence delivered to the City of Pismo Beach at, or prior to, the public hearing. Further information on the above items may be obtained from or viewed at the Planning Division Office at City Hall, or by telephone at (805) 773-4658, or by emailing Elsa Perez, Administrative Secretary at eperez@pismobeach.org. Elsa Perez, CMC

Ramona Hedges, Secretary, Planning Commission

Administrative Secretary

November 29, 2018

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TOMMY GONG, County Clerk-Recorder and Ex-Officio Clerk of the Board of Supervisors By: /s/ Sandy Currens, Deputy Clerk-Recorder November 29, 2018

FILE NO. 2018-2749 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (11/06/2017) New Filing The following person is doing business as, CHC PHARMACY SLO, 77 Casa Street, Suite 205, San Luis Obispo, CA 93405. San Luis Obispo County. imgRX SLO, Inc. (1330 Enclave Parkway, Houston, TX 77077). This business is conducted by A DE Corporation /s/ imgRX SLO, Inc., Travis leonard, Senior Vice President & Treasurer. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 11-20-18. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Tommy Gong, County Clerk. D. Chavez, Deputy. Exp. 11-20-23. November 29, December 6, 13, & 20, 2018

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT

FILE NO. 2018-2758 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (11/20/2018) New Filing The following person is doing business as, SLO STEAM CARPET CLEANING, 753 Petersen Ranch Rd., Templeton, CA 93465. San Luis Obispo County. Guillermo Majano (753 Petersen Ranch Rd., Templeton, CA 93465). This business is conducted by An Individual /s/ Guillermo Majano. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 11-20-18. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Tommy Gong, County Clerk. D. Chavez, Deputy. Exp. 11-20-23. November 29, December 6, 13, & 20, 2018

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT

FILE NO. 2018-2759 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (11/20/2018) New Filing The following person is doing business as, CALAC WELLNESS, 2115 Willow Rd., Arroyo Grande, CA 93420. San Luis Obispo County. Calac Wellness LLC (2115 Willow Rd., Arroyo

LegaL Notices Grande, CA 93420). This business is conducted by A CA Limited Liability Company /s/ Calac Wellness LLC, Aaron H. Wolfsen, General Manager. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 11-20-18. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Tommy Gong, County Clerk. L. Orellana, Deputy. Exp. 11-20-23. November 29, December 6, 13, & 20, 2018

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT

FILE NO. 2018-2764 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (11/21/2018) New Filing The following person is doing business as, PHELAN PROPERTY MANAGEMENT, 1473 Hillcrest Dr., Unit A, Arroyo Grande, CA 93420. San Luis Obispo County. Phelan Land Company II LLC (1473 Hillcrest Dr., Unit A, Arroyo Grande, CA 93420). This business is conducted by A CA Limited Liability Company /s/ Phelan Land Company II LLC, Colleen Phelan, Managing Member. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 11-21-18. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Tommy Gong, County Clerk. S. King, Deputy. Exp. 1121-23. November 29, December 6, 13, & 20, 2018

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT

FILE NO. 2018-2767 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (11/21/2018) New Filing The following person is doing business as, HANALEI REALTY, 691 Camino Caballo, Nipomo, CA 93444. San Luis Obispo County. Linda L. Moser (691 Camino Caballo, Nipomo, CA 93444). This business is conducted by An Individual /s/ Linda Moser, Owner. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 11-21-18. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Tommy Gong, County Clerk. L. Orellana, Deputy. Exp. 11-21-23. November 29, December 6, 13, & 20, 2018

COUNTY OF SAN LUIS OBISPO DEPARTMENT OF PLANNING & BUILDING NOTICE OF PUBLIC HEARING

WHO: WHEN:

WHAT:

County of San Luis Obispo Planning Commission. Thursday, December 13, 2018 at 09:00 AM. All items are advertised for 09:00 AM. To verify agenda placement, please call the Department of Planning & Building at (805) 781-5600. Hearing to consider a request by Kara and Jimmy Brown for a Variance / Minor Use Permit / Coastal Development Permit (DRC2017-00058) to allow grading on slopes in excess of 30% for a four-level single family residence of approximately 4,845 square feet with an 850-square-foot garage on a 4,000-square-foot lot. The proposal includes the following components: (1) grading and excavation for the lower level garage, driveway and building foundation; (2) site disturbance of approximately 2,395 square feet including on-site drainage improvements; and (3) development of the residence, including landscaping. The proposed project is within the Residential Single Family land use category and is located at 210 Cerro Gordo Avenue, in the community of Cayucos. The site is in the Estero planning area.Also to be considered is the environmental determination that the project is exempt under CEQA, pursuant to CEQA Guidelines Section 15061(b)(3), General Rule Exemption. The Environmental Coordinator has determined that it can be seen with certainty that there is no possibility that the proposed project may have a significant adverse effect on the environment. A Notice of Exemption has been prepared pursuant to CEQA Guidelines Section 15062.

County File Number: DRC2017-00058 Supervisorial District: District 2 Assessor Parcel Number(s): 064-372-014 Date Accepted: 11/17/2017 WHERE: The hearing will be held in the San Luis Obispo County Board of Supervisors Chambers, 1055 Monterey Street, Room #D170, County Government Center, San Luis Obispo, CA. The Board of Supervisors Chambers are located on the corner of Santa Rosa and Monterey Streets. At the meeting all interested persons may express their views for or against, or to change the proposal. ADDITIONAL INFORMATION: A copy of the staff report will be made available on the Planning Department website at www.sloplanning. org. You may also contact Young Choi, Project Manager, in the Department of Planning and Building at the address below or by telephone at (805) 781-5600. If you challenge this matter in court, you may be limited to raising only those issues you or someone else raised at the public hearing described in this public notice or in written correspondence delivered to the appropriate authority at or before the public hearing. COASTAL APPEALABLE If the County approves this project, that action may be eligible for appeal to the California Coastal Commission. Appeals must be filed in writing as provided by Coastal Zone Land Use Ordinance Section 23.01.043. Ramona Hedges, Secretary Planning Commission November 29, 2018

CITY OF SAN LUIS OBISPO PUBLIC HEARING & LEGAL NOTICES Effective December 15, 2018, the City of San Luis Obispo will be switching to The New Times for publishing of public hearing & legal notices, bids and requests for proposals. This is being done to reduce costs. The New Times was the lowest responsive bidder of a request for proposals process required by the City’s policies and procedures. Public Notices may be found in the very back of each issue of the New Times. Public Notices are also available on the City of San Luis Obispo’s website. You can also sign up to receive an e-notification when a public hearing or legal notice is posted. To sign up for e-notification, go to www.slocity.org click the e-notification button, this will take you to the email updates screen. Fill in your information and make sure to click on Legal Ads. If you have questions regarding this change, please contact the City Clerk’s office at 805-781-7100 or email cityclerk@ slocity.org. Teresa Purrington City Clerk November 29, December 6, & 13, 2018

LegaL Notices FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT

FILE NO. 2018-2768 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (N/A) New Filing The following person is doing business as, COPP DENTAL GROUP, 1131 Pacific Street, San Luis Obispo, CA 93401. San Luis Obispo County. Dan Copp, DDS, Inc. (1131 Pacific Street, San Luis Obispo, CA 93401). This business is conducted by A CA Corporation /s/ Dan Copp, DDS, Inc., Dan Copp, President. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 11-21-18. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Tommy Gong, County Clerk. S. Currens, Deputy. Exp. 11-21-23. November 29, December 6, 13, & 20, 2018

FILE NO. 2018-2779 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (N/A) New Filing The following person is doing business as, NEGRANTI WATER WORKS, 6425 Green Valley Road, Cambria, CA 93428. San Luis Obispo County. James Negranti (197 Toro Creek Rd., Morro Bay, CA 93442), David Negranti (6395 Green Valley Road, Cambria, CA 93428). This business is conducted by A General Partnership /s/ James Negranti. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 11-26-18. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Tommy Gong, County Clerk. A. Gibson, Deputy. Exp. 11-26-23. November 29, December 6, 13, & 20, 2018

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT

FILE NO. 2018-2769 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (11/21/2018) New Filing The following person is doing business as, STONERIDGE LEGAL, 1555 Eto Cir., San Luis Obispo, CA 93405. San Luis Obispo County. Nicole M. Norris (1555 Eto Cir., San Luis Obispo, CA 93405). This business is conducted by An Individual /s/ Nicole M. Norris, Owner. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 11-21-18. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Tommy Gong, County Clerk. S. King, Deputy. Exp. 11-21-23. November 29, December 6, 13, & 20, 2018

FILE NO. 2018-2780 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (11/26/2018) New Filing The following person is doing business as, MUSICABOUND EVENTS, 413 Brizzolara St., San Luis Obispo, CA 93401. San Luis Obispo County. Manuel A. Barba (413 Brizzolara St., San Luis Obispo, CA 93401). This business is conducted by An Individual /s/ Manuel A. Barba, Owner. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 11-26-18. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Tommy Gong, County Clerk. S. Currens, Deputy. Exp. 11-26-23. November 29, December 6, 13, & 20, 2018

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT

FILE NO. 2018-2776 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (N/A) New Filing The following person is doing business as, UNSTOPPABLE MOMENTUM, 129 North Halcyon Road, Suite B, Arroyo Grande, CA 93420. San Luis Obispo County. Debra Joan Bailey (230 Rock Falls Road, Arroyo Grande, CA 93420). This business is conducted by An Individual /s/ Debra Bailey, Owner. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 11-26-18. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Tommy Gong, County Clerk. S. Levy, Deputy. Exp. 11-26-23. November 29, December 6, 13, & 20, 2018

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT

FILE NO. 2018-2781 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (N/A) New Filing The following person is doing business as, MOONDANCE RANCH, 1055 Ditmas Way, Arroyo Grande, CA 93420. San Luis Obispo County. Colleen G. Caudill, Inc. (1015 Ditmas Way, Arroyo Grande, CA 93420). This business is conducted by A CA Corporation /s/ Colleen G. Caudill, Inc., Colleen G. Caudill, President. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 11-26-18. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Tommy Gong, County Clerk. S. Currens, Deputy. Exp. 11-26-23. November 29, December 6, 13, & 20, 2018

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT

FILE NO. 2018-2777 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (11/26/2018) New Filing The following person is doing business as, STOCKLI PRODUCTIONS, 22840 El Camino Real, Santa Margarita, CA 93453. San Luis Obispo County. Matthew Allen Stockle (6322 Atascadero Ave., Atascadero, CA 93453). This business is conducted by An Individual /s/ Matthew Stockle. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 11-26-18. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Tommy Gong, County Clerk. S. Currens, Deputy. Exp. 11-26-23. November 29, December 6, 13, & 20, 2018

FILE NO. 2018-2782 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (11/17/2018) New Filing The following person is doing business as, HONEY GIRL CAFE, 14 N. Ocean Ave., Cayucos, CA 93430. San Luis Obispo County. Honey Girl Cafe LLC (14 N. Ocean Ave., Cayucos, CA 93430). This business is conducted by A CA Limited Liability Company /s/ Honey Girl Cafe LLC, Timothy Haydu, CEO. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 11-26-18. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Tommy Gong, County Clerk. N. Balseiro, Deputy. Exp. 11-26-23. November 29, December 6, 13, & 20, 2018

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT

FILE NO. 2018-2778 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (07/01/1981) New Filing The following person is doing business as, S.L.O. BILLIARDS, 22840 El Camino Real, Santa Margarita, CA 93453. San Luis Obispo County. Jerry A. Stockle (22840 El Camino Real, Santa Margarita, CA 93453). This business is conducted by An Individual /s/ Jerry Stockle. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 11-26-18. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Tommy Gong, County Clerk. S. Currens, Deputy. Exp. 11-26-23. November 29, December 6, 13, & 20, 2018

FILE NO. 2018-2783 TRANSACTION BUSINESS DATE (11/26/2018) New Filing The following person is doing business as, TAP TRUCK SB, 1245 Newport Ave., Arroyo Grande, CA 93420. San Luis Obispo County. Pascoe Bowen (1245 Newport Ave., Arroyo Grande, CA 93420). This business is conducted by An Individual /s/ Pascoe Bowen, Owner. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 11-26-18. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal) Tommy Gong, County Clerk. S. Levy, Deputy. Exp. 1126-23. November 29, December 6, 13, & 20, 2018

LegaL Notices NOTICE OF PETITION TO ADMINISTER ESTATE OF: CHRISTINE GAIL HASTINGS CASE NUMBER: 18PR - 0345

To all heirs, beneficiaries, creditors, contingent creditors, and persons who may otherwise be interested in the will or estate, or both, of: CHRISTINE HASTINGS, aka CHRISTY HASTINGS, aka CHRIS HASTINGS A PETITION FOR PROBATE has been filed by HEATHER PEACH in the Superior Court of California, County of San Luis Obispo. The Petition for Probate requests that HEATHER PEACH. be appointed as personal representative to administer the estate of the decedent. THE PETITION requests authority to administer the estate under the Independent Administration of Estates Act. (This authority will allow the personal representative to take many actions without obtaining court approval. Before taking certain very important actions, however, the personal representative will be required to give notice to interested persons unless they have waived notice or consented to the proposed action.) The independent administration authority will be granted unless an interested person files an objection to the petition and shows good cause why the court should not grant the authority. A HEARING on the petition will be held in this court as follows: December 4, 2018 at 9:00 a.m. in Dept: 9, in Superior Court of California, County of San Luis Obispo, located at 1035 Palm St., Room 385, San Luis Obispo, CA 93408. IF YOU OBJECT to the granting of the petition, you should appear at the hearing and state your objections or file written objections with the court before the hearing. Your appearance may be in person or by your attorney. IF YOU ARE A CREDITOR or a contingent creditor of the decedent, you must file your claim with the court and mail a copy to the personal representative appointed by the court within the later of either (1) four months from the date of first issuance of letters to a general personal representative, as defined in section 58(b) of the California Probate Code, or (2) 60 days from the date of mailing or personal delivery to you of notice under section 9052 of the California Probate Code. Other California statutes and legal authority may affect your rights as a creditor. You may want to consult with an attorney knowledgeable in California law. YOU MAY EXAMINE the file kept by the court. If you are a person interested in the estate, you may file with the court a formal Request for Special Notice (form DE-154) of the filing of an inventory and appraisal of estate assets or of any petition or account as provided in Probate Code section 1250. A Request for Special Notice form is available from the court clerk. Petitioner: Heather Peach In pro per 2744 StoneBrook Circle Paso Robles, CA 93446 November 15, 22, & 29, 2018

NOTICE OF PETITION TO ADMINISTER ESTATE OF: DONG MIJI BIRD, AkA MIJI BIRD CASE NUMBER: 18PR - 0356

To all heirs, beneficiaries, creditors, contingent creditors, and persons who may otherwise be interested in the will or estate, or both, of: DONG MIJI BIRD, aka MIJI BIRD A PETITION FOR PROBATE has been filed by FARRAR C. BIRD in the Superior Court of California,

LegaL Notices County of San Luis Obispo. The Petition for Probate requests that FARRAR C. BIRD be appointed as personal representative to administer the estate of the decedent. THE PETITION requests the decedent’s will and codicils, if any, be admitted to probate. The will and any codicils are available for examination in the file kept by the court. THE PETITION requests authority to administer the estate under the Independent Administration of Estates Act. (This authority will allow the personal representative to take many actions without obtaining court approval. Before taking certain very important actions, however, the personal representative will be required to give notice to interested persons unless they have waived notice or consented to the proposed action.) The independent administration authority will be granted unless an interested person files an objection to the petition and shows good cause why the court should not grant the authority. A HEARING on the petition will be held in this court as follows: December 4, 2018 at 9:00 a.m. in Dept: 9, in Superior Court of California, County of San Luis Obispo, located at 1035 Palm St., Room 385, San Luis Obispo, CA 93408. IF YOU OBJECT to the granting of the petition, you should appear at the hearing and state your objections or file written objections with the court before the hearing. Your appearance may be in person or by your attorney. IF YOU ARE A CREDITOR or a contingent creditor of the decedent, you must file your claim with the court and mail a copy to the personal representative appointed by the court within the later of either (1) four months from the date of first issuance of letters to a general personal representative, as defined in section 58(b) of the California Probate Code, or (2) 60 days from the date of mailing or personal delivery to you of notice under section 9052 of the California Probate Code. Other California statutes and legal authority may affect your rights as a creditor. You may want to consult with an attorney knowledgeable in California law. YOU MAY EXAMINE the file kept by the court. If you are a person interested in the estate, you may file with the court a formal Request for Special Notice (form DE-154) of the filing of an inventory and appraisal of estate assets or of any petition or account as provided in Probate Code section 1250. A Request for Special Notice form is available from the court clerk. Attorney for Petitioner: John B. Merzon PO Box 1330 Templeton, CA 93465 November 15, 22, & 29, 2018

NOTICE OF PETITION TO ADMINISTER ESTATE OF: JOSEPHINE H. GONZALEZ CASE NUMBER: 18PR - 0293

To all heirs, beneficiaries, creditors, contingent creditors, and persons who may otherwise be interested in the will or estate, or both, of: JOSEPHINE H. GONZALEZ A PETITION FOR PROBATE has been filed by ERMA GONZALEZ in the Superior Court of California, County of San Luis Obispo. The Petition for Probate requests that ERMA GONZALEZ be appointed as personal representative to administer the estate of the decedent. THE PETITION requests the decedent’s will and codicils, if any, be admitted to probate. The will and any codicils are available for examination in the file kept by the court. THE PETITION requests authority to administer the estate under the Independent Administration of

LegaL Notices Estates Act. (This authority will allow the personal representative to take many actions without obtaining court approval. Before taking certain very important actions, however, the personal representative will be required to give notice to interested persons unless they have waived notice or consented to the proposed action.) The independent administration authority will be granted unless an interested person files an objection to the petition and shows good cause why the court should not grant the authority. A HEARING on the petition will be held in this court as follows: January 8, 2019 at 9:00 a.m. in Dept: 9, in Superior Court of California, County of San Luis Obispo, located at 1035 Palm St., Room 385, San Luis Obispo, CA 93408. IF YOU OBJECT to the granting of the petition, you should appear at the hearing and state your objections or file written objections with the court before the hearing. Your appearance may be in person or by your attorney. IF YOU ARE A CREDITOR or a contingent creditor of the decedent, you must file your claim with the court and mail a copy to the personal representative appointed by the court within the later of either (1) four months from the date of first issuance of letters to a general personal representative, as defined in section 58(b) of the California Probate Code, or (2) 60 days from the date of mailing or personal delivery to you of notice under section 9052 of the California Probate Code. Other California statutes and legal authority may affect your rights as a creditor. You may want to consult with an attorney knowledgeable in California law. YOU MAY EXAMINE the file kept by the court. If you are a person interested in the estate, you may file with the court a formal Request for Special Notice (form DE-154) of the filing of an inventory and appraisal of estate assets or of any petition or account as provided in Probate Code section 1250. A Request for Special Notice form is available from the court clerk. Attorney for Petitioner: Shannon M. Bio 1212 Marsh Street, Suite 3 San Luis Obispo, CA 93401 November 22, 29, & December 6, 2018

NOTICE OF TRUSTEE’S SALE T.S. NO.: 2014-06228 CA A.P.N.:025-523-061 PROPERTy ADDRESS: 139 VIA FUCHSIA, PASO ROBLES, CA 93446

LegaL Notices Obispo County, California, Date of Sale: 12/27/2018 at 11:00 AM Place of Sale:IN THE BREEZEWAY ADJACENT TO THE COUNTY GENERAL SERVICES BLDG. LOCATED AT 1087 SANTA ROSA STREET, SAN LUIS OBISPO, CA 93408 Estimated amount of unpaid balance, reasonably estimated costs and other charges: $ 817,640.14 THE TRUSTEE WILL SELL AT PUBLIC AUCTION TO HIGHEST BIDDER FOR CASH, CASHIER’S CHECK DRAWN ON A STATE OR NATIONAL BANK, A CHECK DRAWN BY A STATE OR FEDERAL CREDIT UNION, OR A CHECK DRAWN BY A STATE OR FEDERAL SAVINGS AND LOAN ASSOCIATION, A SAVINGS ASSOCIATION OR SAVINGS BANK SPECIFIED IN SECTION 5102 OF THE FINANCIAL CODE AND AUTHORIZED TO DO BUSINESS IN THIS STATE: All right, title, and interest conveyed to and now held by the trustee in the hereinafter described property under and pursuant to a Deed of Trust described as: More fully described in said Deed of Trust. Street Address or other common designation of real property: 139 Via Fuchsia, Paso Robles, CA 93446 A.P.N.: 025-523-061 The undersigned Trustee disclaims any liability for any incorrectness of the street address or other common designation, if any, shown above. The sale will be made, but without covenant or warranty, expressed or implied, regarding title, possession, or encumbrances, to pay the remaining principal sum of the note(s) secured by the Deed of Trust with interest thereon, as provided in said note(s), advances, under the terms of said Deed of Trust, fees, charges and expenses of the Trustee and of the trusts created by said Deed of Trust. The total amount of the unpaid balance of the obligation secured by the property to be sold and reasonable estimated costs, expenses and advances at the time of the initial publication of the Notice of Sale is: $ 817,640.14. Note: Because the Beneficiary reserves the right to bid less than the total debt owed, it is possible that at the time of the sale the opening bid may be less than the total debt. If the Trustee is unable to convey title for any reason, the successful bidder’s sole and exclusive remedy shall be the return of monies paid to the Trustee, and the successful bidder shall have no further recourse.

PURSUANT TO CIVIL CODE § 2923.3(a) and (d), THE SUMMARY OF INFORMATION REFERRED TO BELOW IS NOT ATTACHED TO THE RECORDED COPY OF THIS DOCUMENT BUT ONLY TO THE COPIES PROVIDED TO THE TRUSTOR.

The beneficiary of the Deed of Trust has executed and delivered to the undersigned a written request to commence foreclosure, and the undersigned caused a Notice of Default and Election to Sell to be recorded in the county where the real property is located.

NOTE: THERE IS A SUMMARY OF THE INFORMATION IN THIS DOCUMENT ATTACHED

NOTICE TO POTENTIAL BIDDERS: If you are considering bidding on this property lien, you should understand that there are risks involved in bidding at a trustee auction. You will be bidding on a lien, not on the property itself. Placing the highest bid at a trustee auction does not automatically entitle you to free and clear ownership of the property. You should also be aware that the lien being auctioned off may be a junior lien. If you are the highest bidder at the auction, you are or may be responsible for paying off all liens senior to the lien being auctioned off, before you can receive clear title to the property. You are encouraged to investigate the existence, priority, and size of outstanding liens that may exist on this property by contacting the county recorder’s office or a title insurance company, either of which may charge you a fee for this information. If you consult

IMPORTANT NOTICE TO PROPERTY OWNER: YOU ARE IN DEFAULT UNDER A DEED OF TRUST DATED 06/01/2005. UNLESS YOU TAKE ACTION TO PROTECT YOUR PROPERTY, IT MAY BE SOLD AT A PUBLIC SALE. IF YOU NEED AN EXPLANATION OF THE NATURE OF THE PROCEEDING AGAINST YOU, YOU SHOULD CONTACT A LAWYER. Trustor: CHARLES SMIT AND SASKIA SMIT, HUSBAND AND WIFE AS JOINT TENANTS Duly Appointed Trustee: Western Progressive, LLC Deed of Trust Recorded 06/10/2005 as Instrument No. 2005047542 in book ---, page-- and of Official Records in the office of the Recorder of San Luis

LegaL Notices either of these resources, you should be aware that the same lender may hold more than one mortgage or deed of trust on this property. NOTICE TO PROPERTY OWNER: The sale date shown on this notice of sale may be postponed one or more times by the mortgagee, beneficiary, trustee, or a court, pursuant to Section 2924g of the California Civil Code. The law requires that information about trustee sale postponements be made available to you and to the public, as a courtesy to those not present at the sale. If you wish to learn whether your sale date has been postponed, and, if applicable, the rescheduled time and date for the sale of this property, you may call (866)-9608299 or visit this Internet Web site http://www.altisource.com/ MortgageServices/DefaultManagement/TrusteeServices.aspx using the file number assigned to this case 2014-06228-CA. Information about postponements that are very short in duration or that occur close in time to the scheduled sale may not immediately be reflected in the telephone information or on the Internet Web site. The best way to verify postponement information is to attend the scheduled sale. Date: November 13, 2018Western Progressive, LLC, as Trustee for beneficiary C/o 1500 Palma Drive, Suite 237 Ventura, CA 93003 Sale Information Line: (866) 960-8299 http://www.altisource. com/MortgageServices/DefaultManagement/TrusteeServices. aspx __________________________ Trustee Sale Assistant WESTERN PROGRESSIVE, LLC MAY BE ACTING AS A DEBT COLLECTOR ATTEMPTING TO COLLECT A DEBT. ANY INFORMATION OBTAINED MAY BE USED FOR THAT PURPOSE. November 29, December 6, & 13, 2018

NOTICE OF TRUSTEE’S SALE. TS 41984 LN kEOMANy TO 18-200884.

YOU ARE IN DEFAULT UNDER A DEED OF TRUST DATED 5/3/2016. UNLESS YOU TAKE ACTION TO PROTECT YOUR PROPERTY, IT MAY BE SOLD AT A PUBLIC SALE. IF YOU NEED AN EXPLANATION OF THE NATURE OF THE PROCEEDING AGAINST YOU, YOU SHOULD CONTACT A LAWYER. A public auction sale to the highest bidder for cash, cashier’s check drawn on a state or national bank, check drawn by a state or federal credit union, or a check drawn by a state or federal savings and loan association, or savings association, or savings bank specified in Section 5102 of the Financial Code and authorized to do business in this state will be held by the duly appointed trustee as shown below, of all right, title, and interest conveyed to and now held by the trustee in the hereinafter described property under and pursuant to a Deed of Trust described below. NOTICE: ALL AMERICAN FORECLOSURE SERVICE, AS TRUSTEE, WILL NOT ACCEPT THIRD PARTY ENDORSED CASHIER’S CHECKS. ALL CASHIER’S CHECKS MUST BE PAYABLE DIRECTLY TO ALL AMERICAN FORECLOSURE SERVICE. The sale will be made, but without covenant or warranty, expressed or implied, regarding title, possession, or encumbrances, to pay the remaining principal sum of the note(s) secured by the Deed of Trust, with interest and late charges thereon, as provided in the note(s), advances, under the terms of the Deed of Trust, interest thereon, fees, charges and expenses of the Trustee for the total amount (at the time of the initial publication of the Notice of Sale) reasonably estimated to be set forth below. The amount may be greater on the day of sale. Trustor: BOUN KEOMANY, AN UNMARRIED MAN, Duly Appointed

LegaL Notices Trustee: All American Foreclosure Service. Recorded 5/19/2016 as Instrument No. 2016022707 of Official Records in the office of the Recorder of San Luis Obispo County, California. Date of Sale: 12/7/2018 at 11:00 AM. Place of Sale: In the breezeway adjacent to the County General Services Bldg. located at 1087 Santa Rosa St., San Luis Obispo, CA 93401. Amount of unpaid balance and other charges: $14,318.20. Street Address or other common designation of real property: Lot 225 of California Valley Unit 13 in the County of San Luis Obispo, State of California, according to Map recorded January 9, 1961 in Book 11, Page 22 of record of survey, in the Office of the County Recorder of said County. Excepting therefrom 50% of all oil, gas and other hydrocarbon substances lying in under or upon said land lying below a depth of 500 feet from the surface but without the right of surface entry as reserved by security Title Insurance Company, a Corporation in deed recorded October 10, 1975 in Book 1857, Page 819 as to Lot 226 and recorded June 15, 1976 in Book 1903, Page 576 as Lot 225 of Official Records. A.P.N.: 084-431-064. The undersigned Trustee disclaims any liability for any incorrectness of the street address or other common designation, if any, shown above. If no street address or other common designation is shown, directions to the location of the property may be obtained by sending a written request to the beneficiary within 10 days of the date of first publication of this Notice of Sale. If the Trustee is unable to convey title for any reason, the successful bidder’s sole and exclusive remedy shall be the return of the monies paid to the trustee and the successful bidder shall have no recourse. If the sale is set aside for any reason, the Purchaser at the sale shall be entitled only to a return of the deposit paid. The Purchaser shall have no further recourse against the Mortgagor, the Mortgagee, or the Mortgagee’s Attorney. NOTICE TO POTENTIAL BIDDERS: If you are considering bidding on this property lien, you should understand that there are risks involved in bidding at a trustee auction. You will be bidding on a lien, not on the property itself. Placing the highest bid at a trustee auction does not automatically entitle you to free and clear ownership of the property. You should also be aware that the lien being auctioned off may be a junior lien. If you are the highest bidder at the auction, you are or may be responsible for paying off all liens senior to the lien being auctioned off, before you can receive clear title to the property. You are encouraged to investigate the existence, priority, and size of outstanding liens that may exist on this property by contacting the county recorder’s office or a title insurance company, either of which may charge you a fee for this information. If you consult either of these resources, you should be aware that the same lender may hold more than one mortgage or deed of trust on the property. NOTICE TO PROPERTY OWNER: The sale date shown on this notice of sale may be postponed one or more times by the mortgagee, beneficiary, trustee, or a court, pursuant to Section 2924g of the California Civil Code. The law requires that information about trustee sale postponements be made available to you and to the public, as a courtesy to those not present at the sale. If you wish to learn whether your sale date has been postponed, and, if applicable, the rescheduled time and date for the sale of this property, you may call (805) 543-7088 or visit this Internet Web site http://eloandata.com/, using the file number assigned to this case 41984. Information about postponements that are very short in duration or

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LegaL Notices that occur close in time to the scheduled sale may not immediately be reflected in the telephone information or on the Internet Web site. The best way to verify postponement information is to attend the scheduled sale. Date: 11/7/2018. All American Foreclosure Service, 1363 Marsh Street, San Luis Obispo, CA 93401 (805) 543-7088. Sheryle A. Machado, Certified Trustee Sale Officer November 15, 22, & 29, 2018.

ORDER TO SHOW CAUSE FOR CHANGE OF NAME CASE NUMBER: 18CV-0654

To all interested persons: Petitioner: Philana Elaine Livesay filed a petition with this court for a decree changing names as follows: PRESENT NAME: Philana Elaine Livesay to PROPOSED NAME: Missy Elaine Livesay THE COURT ORDERS: that all persons interested in this matter appear before this court at the hearing indicated below to show cause, if any, why the petition for change of name should not be granted. Any person objecting to the name changes described above must file a written objection that includes the reasons for the objection at least two days before the matter is scheduled to be heard and must appear at the hearing to show cause why the petition should not be granted. If no written objection is timely filed, the court may grant the petition without a hearing. NOTICE OF HEARING: Date: 12/19/2018, Time: 9:00 am, Dept. 9 at the Superior Court of California, County of San Luis Obispo, 1035 Palm St. Rm. 385, San Luis Obispo, CA 93408. A copy of this Order to Show Cause shall be published at least once each week for four successive weeks prior to the date set for hearing on the petition in the following newspaper of general circulation, printed in this county: New Times Date: October 25, 2018 /s/: Tana L. Coates, Judge of the Superior Court November 15, 22, 29, & December 6, 2018

ORDER TO SHOW CAUSE FOR CHANGE OF NAME CASE NUMBER: 18CV-0668

To all interested persons: Petitioner: Jeannie Souza filed a petition with this court for a decree changing names as follows: PRESENT NAME: Jeannie Souza to PROPOSED NAME: Jeannie Shirley Souza THE COURT ORDERS: that all persons interested in this matter appear before this court at the hearing indicated below to show cause, if any, why the petition for change of name should not be granted. Any person objecting to the name changes described above must file a written objection that includes the reasons for the objection at least two days before the matter is scheduled to be heard and must appear at the hearing to show cause why the petition should not be granted. If no written objection is timely filed, the court may grant the petition without a hearing. NOTICE OF HEARING: Date: 12/19/2018, Time: 9:00 am, Dept. 9 at the Superior Court of California, County of San Luis Obispo, 1035 Palm St. Rm. 385, San Luis Obispo, CA 93408. A copy of this Order to Show Cause shall be published at least once each week for four successive weeks prior to the date set for hearing on the petition in the following newspaper of general circulation, printed in this county: New Times Date: October 30, 2018 /s/: Tana L. Coates, Judge of the Superior Court November 8, 15, 22, & 29, 2018

LegaL Notices ORDER TO SHOW CAUSE FOR CHANGE OF NAME CASE NUMBER: 18CV-0680

LegaL Notices ORDER TO SHOW CAUSE FOR CHANGE OF NAME CASE NUMBER: 18CV-0696

To all interested persons: Petitioner: Nicole Yolanda Ozuna Munoz filed a petition with this court for a decree changing names as follows: PRESENT NAME: Nicole Yolanda Ozuno Munoz to PROPOSED NAME: Nicole Yolanda Munoz

To all interested persons: Petitioner: Margaret Victoria Shepard filed a petition with this court for a decree changing names as follows: PRESENT NAME: Margaret Victoria Shepard AKA Margaret Victoria Moore to PROPOSED NAME: Margaret Victoria Shepard-Moore

THE COURT ORDERS: that all persons interested in this matter appear before this court at the hearing indicated below to show cause, if any, why the petition for change of name should not be granted. Any person objecting to the name changes described above must file a written objection that includes the reasons for the objection at least two days before the matter is scheduled to be heard and must appear at the hearing to show cause why the petition should not be granted. If no written objection is timely filed, the court may grant the petition without a hearing.

NOTICE OF HEARING: Date: 12/20/2018, Time: 9:00 am, Dept. 2 at the Superior Court of California, County of San Luis Obispo, 1035 Palm St. Rm. 385, San Luis Obispo, CA 93408. A copy of this Order to Show Cause shall be published at least once each week for four successive weeks prior to the date set for hearing on the petition in the following newspaper of general circulation, printed in this county: New Times Date: November 5, 2018 /s/: Barry T. Labarbera, Judge of the Superior Court November 8, 15, 22, & 29, 2018

ORDER TO SHOW CAUSE FOR CHANGE OF NAME CASE NUMBER: 18CV-0694 To all interested persons: Petitioner: Saozinha Pereira Silveira AKA Connie Pereira Silveira AKA Connie Pereira Peterson AKA Connie Pereira Wilkinson filed a petition with this court for a decree changing names as follows: PRESENT NAME: Saozinha Pereira Silveira AKA Connie Pereira Silveira AKA Connie Pereira Peterson AKA Connie Pereira Wilkinson to PROPOSED NAME: Connie Pereira Wilkinson THE COURT ORDERS: that all persons interested in this matter appear before this court at the hearing indicated below to show cause, if any, why the petition for change of name should not be granted. Any person objecting to the name changes described above must file a written objection that includes the reasons for the objection at least two days before the matter is scheduled to be heard and must appear at the hearing to show cause why the petition should not be granted. If no written objection is timely filed, the court may grant the petition without a hearing. NOTICE OF HEARING: Date: 12/27/2018, Time: 9:00 am, Dept. 2 at the Superior Court of California, County of San Luis Obispo, 1035 Palm St. Rm. 385, San Luis Obispo, CA 93408. A copy of this Order to Show Cause shall be published at least once each week for four successive weeks prior to the date set for hearing on the petition in the following newspaper of general circulation, printed in this county: New Times Date: November 7, 2018 /s/: Barry T. Labarbera, Judge of the Superior Court November 15, 22, 29, & December 6, 2018

NOTICE OF HEARING: Date: 01/03/2019, Time: 9:00 am, Dept. 2 at the Superior Court of California, County of San Luis Obispo, 1035 Palm St. Rm. 385, San Luis Obispo, CA 93408. A copy of this Order to Show Cause shall be published at least once each week for four successive weeks prior to the date set for hearing on the petition in the following newspaper of general circulation, printed in this county: New Times Date: November 7, 2018 /s/: Barry T. Labarbera, Judge of the Superior Court November 15, 22, 29, & December 6, 2018

ORDER TO SHOW CAUSE FOR CHANGE OF NAME CASE NUMBER: 18CVP-0355

To all interested persons: Petitioner: Kenneth Raymond Kinder filed a petition with this court for a decree changing names as follows: PRESENT NAME: Kenneth Raymond Kinder Hunziker to PROPOSED NAME: Kenneth Raymond Kinder THE COURT ORDERS: that all persons interested in this matter appear before this court at the hearing indicated below to show cause, if any, why the petition for change of name should not be granted. Any person objecting to the name changes described above must file a written objection that includes the reasons for the objection at least two days before the matter is scheduled to be heard and must appear at the hearing to show cause why the petition should not be granted. If no written objection is timely filed, the court may grant the petition without a hearing. NOTICE OF HEARING: Date: 12/19/2018, Time: 9:00 am, Dept. P2 at the Superior Court of California, County of San Luis Obispo, 901 Park Street, Paso Robles, CA 93446. A copy of this Order to Show Cause shall be published at least once each week for four successive weeks prior to the date set for hearing on the petition in the following newspaper of general circulation, printed in this county: New Times Date: October 26, 2018 /s/: Linda D. Hurst, Judge of the Superior Court November 8, 15, 22, & 29, 2018

ORDER TO SHOW CAUSE FOR CHANGE OF NAME CASE NUMBER: 18CVP-0374

To all interested persons: Petitioner: Hang Thuy Strobridge AKA Hang Thuy Mai AKA Hang T Mai filed a petition with this court for a decree changing names as follows: PRESENT NAME: Hang Thuy Strobridge AKA Hang Thuy

LegaL Notices Mai AKA Hang T Mai to PROPOSED NAME: Hannah Mai Strobridge THE COURT ORDERS: that all persons interested in this matter appear before this court at the hearing indicated below to show cause, if any, why the petition for change of name should not be granted. Any person objecting to the name changes described above must file a written objection that includes the reasons for the objection at least two days before the matter is scheduled to be heard and must appear at the hearing to show cause why the petition should not be granted. If no written objection is timely filed, the court may grant the petition without a hearing. NOTICE OF HEARING: Date: 12/29/2019, Time: 9:00 am, Dept. P2 at the Superior Court of California, County of San Luis Obispo, 901 Park Street, Paso Robles, CA 93446. A copy of this Order to Show Cause shall be published at least once each week for four successive weeks prior to the date set for hearing on the petition in the following newspaper of general circulation, printed in this county: New Times Date: November 19, 2018 /s/: Linda D. Hurst, Judge of the Superior Court November 29, December 6, 13, & 20, 2018

PUBliC NOTiCE

Notice of Intent to demolish garage at 1159 Leff Street, San Luis Obispo, California 93405. If you claim an interest in moving this building or wish to salvage any portion thereof, you must file a claim at customhouse@earthlink.net. November 8, 29, & December 20, 2018.

STATE OF CAliFORNiA CAliFORNiA DEPARTMENT OF CORRECTiONS AND REHABiliTiATiON BiDDER NOTiCE STATEWiDE lETHAl ElECTRiFiED FENCE NETTiNG REPlACEMENT BiD NUMBER C5608307-D

The California Department of Corrections and Rehabilitation (CDCR) intends to receive bids and issue a contract for Statewide Lethal Electrified Fence Netting Replacement- Phase 5 located at 4 various institutions, in California. PRIME CONTRACTORS INTERESTED IN BIDDING MUST ATTEND THE SCHEDULED MANDATORY PRE-BID WALK-THROUGH at 4 locations. For more information regarding security clearance to be eligible to attend the pre-bid conference and walk-through refer to the Notice to Contractors, available at http://caleprocure. ca.gov/pages/ or http://www. planroom.us/cdcr. NOTiCE TO CONTRACTORS which includes the Projected Timetable & all bid information is available to view and download on the Cal eProcure website at http://caleprocure.ca.gov/ pages/ or questions regarding downloading documents should be directed to the Fi$Cal Service Center at 1-855-421-6355. Reference Bid Number C5608307-D. CDCR Contact: Joe O’Connor, Contract Analyst E-mail: joseph.o’connor@cdcr. ca.gov DRAWINGS & SPECIFICATIONS: Drawings, Specifications, and a sample Bid Proposal Package for this project can be obtained by contacting ARC Northern California at (916) 443-1322. The bid documents can also be viewed and ordered by selecting the project from the online plan well at the ARC Northern California Public Planroom by going to www.e-arc. com/ca/sacramento. Click on the

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LegaL Notices “Order from PlanWell” button, the click the “Go” button under the Public Planroom Heading. Please note when using Internet Explorer compatibility view must be turned on to see the project list (Tools -> Compatibility View Settings -> add www.e-arc.com). Questions in regards to the website can be directed to the PlanWell team at ARC Sacramento by calling 916-443-1322 or e-mailing sac. planwell@e-arc.com. Bid documents may be purchased either in hard copy of electronic media format. Drawings & specifications may also be viewed at local builder’s exchanges. In accordance with M&VC §999.5(a) and PCC §10115, an incentive will be given to bidders who provide DVBE participation. The State’s Estimate for the project is approximately $500,000.00. 11/22, 11/29/18 CNS-3185740# NEW TiMES

STATEMENT OF ABANDONMENT OF USE OF FiCTiTiOUS BUSiNESS NAME

NEW FILE NO. 2018-2579 OLD FILE NO. 2014-0929 Global Gifts, Inc., 3395 S. Higuera St., SP 37, San Luis Obispo, CA 93401. San Luis Obispo County. The fictitious business name referred to above was filed in San Luis Obispo County on 0421-2014. The following person has abandoned the use of the fictitious business name: Global Gifts, Inc. (3395 S. Higuera St., San Luis Obispo, CA 93401). This business was conducted by A CA Corporation /s/ Global Gifts, Inc., Suzan Vaughn-CEO. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 10-24-2018. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal)Tommy Gong, County Clerk. By D. Chavez, Deputy Clerk. November 22, 29, December 6, & 13, 2018

STATEMENT OF ABANDONMENT OF USE OF FiCTiTiOUS BUSiNESS NAME

NEW FILE NO. 2018-2580 OLD FILE NO. 2014-1578 Global Gifts Inc., DBA www.goddessgift.net, 3395 S. Higuera St., SP 37, San Luis Obispo, CA 93401. San Luis Obispo County. The fictitious business name referred to above was filed in San Luis Obispo County on 0716-2014. The following person has abandoned the use of the fictitious business name: Global Gifts, Inc. (3395 S. Higuera St., San Luis Obispo, CA 93401). This business was conducted by A CA Corporation /s/ Global Gifts, Inc., Suzan Vaughn-CEO. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 10-24-2018. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal)Tommy Gong, County Clerk. By D. Chavez, Deputy Clerk. November 22, 29, December 6, & 13, 2018

STATEMENT OF ABANDONMENT OF USE OF FiCTiTiOUS BUSiNESS NAME

NEW FILE NO. 2018-2581 OLD FILE NO. 2017-1098 Medium Masters, 950 Los Osos Valley Rd., Suite A1, Los Osos, CA 93402. San Luis Obispo County. The fictitious business name referred to above was filed in San Luis Obispo County on 05-012017. The following person has abandoned the use of the fictitious business name: Global Gifts, Inc. (950 Los Osos Valley Rd., Suite A1, Los Osos, CA 93402). This business was conducted by A CA Corporation /s/ Global Gifts, Inc., Suzan Vaughn-CEO. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of San Luis Obispo on 10-24-2018. I hereby certify that this copy is a correct copy of the statement on file in my office. (Seal)Tommy Gong, County Clerk. By D. Chavez, Deputy Clerk. November 22, 29, December 6, & 13, 2018

LegaL Notices NOTiCE OF PUBliC liEN SAlE The following unit will be sold to satisfy liens against them at a public auction to be held on Friday, December 7, 2018. Unit # 540 - Lena Pierce. Entertainment center, mattress, 3-5 boxes, vacuum, sound system, dresser, apparel Unit #554 - Ace Cunningham. Table, luggage, toys, mattress’, dresser, apparel Sealed bids will be accepted preceding a silent auction at 2:00 PM to 4:00 PM, Friday, December 7, 2018, at THEATRE DRIVE SELF STORAGE, 2371 THEATRE DRIVE, PASO ROBLES, County of San Luis Obispo, State of California. Bond #0727501. Bids will be taken from 2 PM to 4 PM (owner has the right to refuse and all bids. Owner has the right to bid.) Highest bidder will be notified by telephone by 5 PM the day of the auction. Payment is due and payable immediately. Cash only, this is to include a $100 cash deposit, refundable once the unit is verified clean and goods removed. November 2018

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NOTiCE OF PUBliC liEN SAlE The following unit will be sold to satisfy liens against them at a public auction to be held on Friday, December 7, 2018. Notice is hereby given by the undersigned that a public lien sale of the following described personal property will be held.

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Unit #407 Cheryl Flowers. Picnic w/attached benches, 2 Snap on tool chests, garden bench & chairs, washer/dryer, auto bumper, tanning bed, rattan swing, motorcycle helmet & boots, stainless steel pans, ice chest, electric drum set, misc holiday items, totes w/unknown contents. Unit #820 Brenda Cowen. Ice box type end table, elec. chain saw, lamp, misc tools, bicycle frame, small refrigerator, trunk, bicycle rack for vehicle, toddler bed, saw horses, totes and boxes w/ unknown contents. Unit #976 Jeanne Brodie. Dining table, small table, folding table, surfboard, metal head & foot board, wet/dry vac, sewing machine, 2 high chairs, bookshelf, misc totes & boxes of unknown contents.

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Unit # 983 Nancy Hooper. BBQ, 5 bicycles, bicycle helmet, shop vac, skateboard, metal bed frame, clothes, boxes, and totes, contents unknown. Sealed bids will be accepted preceding a silent auction at 9:00am to 12 noon, Friday, December 7, 2018 , at ABBY’S SELF STORAGE 50 ABBY ROAD, TEMPLETON , County of San Luis Obispo, State of California. Bond #0455718. Bids will be taken from 9 AM to 12 NOON (owner has the right to refuse and all bids. Owner has the right to bid.) Highest bidder will be notified by telephone by 1:00 PM the day of the auction. Cash or credit cards only, this is to include a $100 refundable cash deposit if the unit is left clean upon removal of goods. This is due and payable, in cash, at the time of possession of the unit, which must be completed by 5:00 PM on the day of the auction, then return to the office for inspection of the unit and refund. November 2018

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(March 21-April 19): Every year the bird known as the Arctic tern experiences two summers and enjoys more daylight than any other animal. That’s because it regularly makes a longdistance journey from the Arctic to the Antarctic and back again. Let’s designate this hardy traveler as your inspirational creature for the next 11 months. May it help animate you to experiment with brave jaunts that broaden and deepen your views of the world. I don’t necessarily mean you should literally do the equivalent of circumnavigating the planet. Your expansive adventures might take place mostly in inner realms or closer to home.

(Sept. 23-Oct. 22): Venice, Italy, consists of 118 small islands that rise from a shallow lagoon. A network of 443 bridges keeps them all connected. But Venice isn’t the world champion of bridges. The American city of Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, holds that title, with 446. I nominate these two places to be your inspirational symbols in the coming weeks. It’s time for you build new metaphorical bridges and take good care of your existing metaphorical bridges.

TAURUS (April 20-May 20): When the American Civil War began in 1861, the United States fractured. Four years later, the union was technically restored when the Northern states defeated the Southern states. At that time, African-American slavery became illegal everywhere for the first time since the country’s birth decades earlier. But there was a catch. The Southern states soon enacted laws that mandated racial segregation and ensured that African-Americans continued to suffer systematic disadvantages. Is there a comparable issue in your personal life? Did you at sometime in the past try to fix an untenable situation only to have it sneak back in a less severe but still debilitating form? The coming weeks will be an excellent time to finish the reforms, to enforce a thorough and permanent correction.

GEMINI (May 21-June 20): Does an elusive giant creature with a long neck inhabit the waters of Loch Ness in northern Scotland? Alleged sightings have been reported since 1933. Most scientists dismiss the possibility that “Nessie” actually exists, but there are photos, films, and videos that provide tantalizing evidence. A government-funded Scottish organization has prepared contingency plans just in case the beast does make an unambiguous appearance. In that spirit, and in accordance with astrological omens, I recommend that you prepare yourself for the arrival in your life of intriguing anomalies and fun mysteries. Like Nessie, they’re nothing to worry about, but you’ll be better able to deal gracefully with them if you’re not totally taken by surprise.

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(June 21-July 22): Does moss really “eat” rocks, as Cancerian author Elizabeth Gilbert attests in her novel The Signature of All Things? Marine chemist Martin Johnson says yes. Moss really does break down and release elements in solid stone. Gilbert adds, “Given enough time, a colony of moss can turn a cliff into gravel, and turn that gravel into topsoil.” Furthermore, this hardy plant can grow virtually everywhere: in the tropics and frozen wastes, on tree bark and roofing slate, on sloth fur and snail shells. I propose that we make moss your personal symbol of power for now, Cancerian. Be as indomitable, resourceful, and resilient as moss.

LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): Let’s shout out a big “THANKS!” and “HALLELUJAH!” to the enzymes in our bodies. These catalytic proteins do an amazing job of converting the food we eat into available energy. Without them, our cells would take forever to turn any particular meal into the power we need to walk, talk, and think. I bring this marvel to your attention, Leo, because now is a favorable time to look for and locate metaphorical equivalents of enzymes: influences and resources that will aid and expedite your ability to live the life you want to live.

VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): “Every dreamer knows that it is entirely possible to be homesick for a place you’ve never been to, perhaps more homesick than for familiar ground,” writes author Judith Thurman. I’m guessing you will experience this feeling in the coming weeks. What does it mean if you do? It may be your deep psyche’s way of nudging you to find an energizing new sanctuary. Or perhaps it means you should search for fresh ways to feel peaceful and well-grounded. Maybe it’s a prod to push you outside your existing comfort zone so you can expand your comfort zone.

SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): To aid and support your navigation through this pragmatic phase of your astrological cycle, I have gathered counsel from three productive pragmatists. First is author Helen Keller. She said she wanted to accomplish great and noble things, but her “chief duty” was “to accomplish small tasks as if they were great and noble.” Second, author George Orwell believed that “to see what is in front of one’s nose” requires never-ending diligence. Finally, author Pearl S. Buck testified that she didn’t wait around until she was in the right mood before beginning her work. Instead, she invoked her willpower to summon the necessary motivation.

SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): Blackjack is a card game popular in gambling casinos. In the eternal struggle to improve the odds of winning big money, some blackjack players work in teams. One teammate secretly counts the cards as they’re dealt and assesses what cards are likely to come up next. Another teammate gets subtle signals from his card-counting buddy and makes the bets. A casino in Windsor, Ontario, pressed charges against one blackjack team, complaining that this tactic was deceptive and dishonest. But the court decided in the team’s favor, ruling that the players weren’t cheating but simply using smart strategy. In the spirit of these blackjack teams, Sagittarius, and in accordance with astrological omens, I urge you to better your odds in a “game” of your choice by using strategy that is almost as good as cheating but isn’t actually cheating.

CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): What has become of the metaphorical seeds you planted during the weeks after your last birthday? Have your intentions flourished? Have your dreams blossomed? Have your talents matured? Have your naive questions evolved into more penetrating questions? Be honest and kind as you answer these inquiries. Be thoughtful and big-hearted as you take inventory of your ability to follow through on your promises to yourself. If people are quizzical about how much attention you’re giving yourself as you take stock, inform them that your astrologer has told you that December is Love Yourself Better Month.

AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): If you want to play the drinking game called Possum, you and your friends climb up into a tree with a case of beer and start drinking. As time goes by, people get so hammered they fall out of the tree. The winner is the last one left in the tree. I hope you won’t engage in this form of recreation anytime soon—nor in any other activity that even vaguely resembles it. The coming weeks should be a time of calling on favors, claiming your rewards, collecting your blessings, and graduating to the next level. I trust your policy will be: no trivial pursuits, no wasted efforts, no silly stunts.

PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): In his song “Happy Talk,” Academy Award-winning lyricist Oscar Hammerstein II offered this advice: “You gotta have a dream. If you don’t have a dream, how you gonna have a dream come true?” Where do you stand in this regard, Pisces? Do you in fact have a vivid, clearly defined dream? And have you developed a strategy for making that dream come true? The coming weeks will be an excellent time to home in on what you really want and hone your scheme for manifesting it. (P.S. Keep in mind Antoine de Saint-Exupéry’s idea: “A goal without a plan is just a wish.”) ∆

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