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PASSIONATE OUTBURST Arts Editor Anna Weltner was quick to defend the Shredder’s honor after I infiltrated the paper’s inner offices. MOVIE from page 78
undercover mission to bring this coward to justice. I searched everywhere for clues, working nonstop and neglecting my wife and child in the name of truth. I found nothing. No one outside the newspaper had anything more than unfounded rumors and wild guesses. I had to get inside. Despite my master’s degree in classic literature, I enrolled in community college pretending to be a naïve student interested in journalism. I kissed ass everywhere until my instructors suggested me for an internship at New Times, at which point I rubbed my palms together and laughed wickedly.
HUSH HUSH One courageous New Times reporter dared to tell us the truth, but Matt Fountain was severely beaten for his bravery.
Once I earned the paper’s trust and learned their secrets, I thought to myself, “Hey. I should make a movie about this and write an article to promote said movie.” And then I did. ∆
ARTIST’S RENDITION Skyler Kenny’s first draft of a Shredder image was derived from psychiatric testimony concerning the mental state of our columnist.
Calendar Editor Nick Powell risked life and limb to unmask the Shredder. Thank him at npowell@newtimesslo.com.
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