Derailments
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A: None! Real modelers solder their bulbs in place! Q: How many modelers does it take to install a turnout?
After a party two totally drunk fellows got lost on a railroad track downgrade while trying to find their way back home. After a while one of them said, “I hate these endless stairs...” To which the other added, “Yeh, but what I don’t understand is why they made the raillings so low ...”
Why modeling the Penn Central is fun Can use more dummy engines to model all the out of service locos Frequent derailments are now prototypical Locos with missing parts now look right All that black paint enhances the color of the rolling stock If you’re the first to submit a bit of good humor and we use it, it’s worth $10! Page 119 • Apr 2012 MRH
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A: Only one – if they get the “point”. Q: How many modelers does it take to read a FREE model train magazine? A: All of them!
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