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OUR 16TH YEAR OF WEEKLY INDEPENDENT NEWS, ARTS, & EVENTS FOR WESTERN NORTH CAROLINA VOL. 16 NO. 4 AUGUST 19 - AUGUST 25, 2009

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70 Scrappy goes to L.A. Former Asheville band makes good with new name, Black Crowes’ frontman-produced album

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letters We need traffic calming not traffic hazards Who in their infinite wisdom decided to improve Edwin/Kimberly/ Macon Avenue with traffic-controlling “hazards�?

We have lived in Asheville for the majority of our lives, and feel that you have ruined the beautiful wide boulevards that complemented the gorgeous houses.

Two weeks ago our daughter was driving north on Edwin Place with our 1-year-old grandson in the back seat. An oncoming car swerved into her lane forcing her into one of the concrete traffic-control islands. Over $3,000 worth of damage resulted to her car. By the look of the concrete islands, she’s not alone.

Controlling speed was the “reasoning� for installing the atrocities. Speeding has always been an issue on these roads. Were alternate, less expensive methods of traffic control even considered?

What about gentle speed bumps or even permanently stationed police cars, which could actually pay for themselves in speeding fines?

Then there is the issue of bicycles. Bike lanes were placed on Kimberly to help keep our biking friends safe. Now they have to swerve around the impediments and dodge the cars. How safe is that?

When is the city of Asheville going to wake up and remove those “traffic controlling hazards�?

Do we have to wait until there is a serious accident before something is done to remove them from

2,500 feet above stress level

our roads?

The general public should not have to pay for a bad decision. Our City Council should be responsible for making our roads safer, not a danger.

Council members: Tear down these hazards! — Jon and Kim Miller Asheville

Public-safety-worker road rage is par for the course Dear Ashevilleans, Relax newbies, this level of harassment is fairly normal, even the shooting. The only real news about the shooting is that it was a Fire Department officer instead of another type and the person fired on was white. Otherwise, this and [an earlier] Sheriff’s deputy incident ... are actually quite par for the course. Don’t you play golf? Welcome to the South!

If you didn’t like the harassment, then why did you move here? Come now, this is nothing new.

I can’t count the number of times the Sheriff’s Department has cooked up notions in order to do fishing expeditions. If you haven’t experienced it, then we need to get you indoctrinated in how its done up here. Sure, the Asheville Police Department has made threats in all kinds of situations -- ask my kids or students -- but how often have they Tasered or tackled anybody lately? Are they making up tales on you, now? Storytelling is a fine mountain tradition.

Bicyclists are just another way to play chicken: It’s not the motorist’s life, so it’s safer than hitting

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Correction In an article in last week’s issue, “Troubled Waters,� Xpress reported that a UNC-Asheville official estimated that closing the Environmental Quality Institute would save the university $350,000 per year. In fact, communications from that administration official did not indicate that those savings would be on an ongoing, annual basis — so some of that sum reflects one-time expenditures.

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Stay out of the cross hairs if you dare. — Andrew Weatherly

Still fuming at Asheville Transit Still fuming as I write this third letter in three years about Asheville Transit’s inefficient bus service.

The problem location this time was Swannanoa River Road.

Saturday, Aug. 1, I waited for the bus across from the golf course. I was headed to the corner of Swannanoa River Road and Tunnel Road, going toward the VA hospital. As the bus approached, I held up my hand for it to stop. There I stood still with my arm in the air as Route 29 sped past me, leaving me shouting four-letter words after it. Still standing on the side of the road, I dialed Asheville Transit. As I relayed my story, Route 13 approached. “Never mind,� I said. “Another bus is here.� I hung up and climbed on the bus.

A half-hour later, I called Asheville Transit again to finish my complaint. Supposedly, I learned, a driver had called in, saying he couldn’t pick up a rider because the bus was full and he figured the next bus that came by would stop. What an excuse! That bus was going too fast because it was late getting to Warren Wilson College. I know its schedule well because I ride that bus frequently.

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While I’m on the subject of Asheville Transit, allow me to inform you of a rumor I heard about plans to do away with the bus system. Great! Now we can look forward to even more air pollution in this ever growing city. Without public transit or bike lanes, I’ll have no choice but to drive a car.

Think I’ll move to a city like Portland, Ore., where public transit is the norm and where “green, eco-friendly, and sustainable” actually mean something. Asheville still has a long “road” to go.

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We at least need an option for public health-care insurance It seems to me that it is perfectly moral to make money selling soap or cars or tickets to the movies.

But I think it is unethical to make money on the backs of sick people, that it is wrong to profit from selling them health-care insurance and then to deny them benefits when they get sick. A system that increases the profits of health-insurance companies that charge as much and pay out as little as

they can get away with is obscene in my book. Yet this is the system that we have in the U.S. today.

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If the Democrats drop the public option, it will be because of the influence of the private healthcare insurers, who don’t want competition. There is no public, nationwide, nonprofit health-careinsurance industry to influence congressmen and senators with their campaign contributions (our euphemism for bribes).

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National health care offers choice and affordability Choice is of course a dangerous word to use when discussing any partisan issue. But to me that is exactly what health-care reform boils down to: choice. In addition to placing commonsense caps on abusive insurance practices (such as the refusal to insure preexisting conditions, dropping coverage, even for the terminally ill etc.), which benefit only the insurance companies, reform would mean offering those of us who would prefer a public option the chance to benefit from such a program.

People who wish to keep their private policies may do so.

My family is one of the many college-educated, two-working-parent households that simply cannot afford to be adequately insured. Even after paying out enormous premiums, we are still facing daunting medical bills that have greatly challenged our financial security. I know we are not alone in this community, and certainly not nationwide.

President Obama has promised not to increase the deficit or raise taxes in order to fulfill these promises. Do I believe him? Yes, until I see proof not to. Utilizing funding that is already in place, whittling down the extraneous and inefficient aspects, while streamlining the process of providing a larger number of citizens the ability to insure themselves and their families -- why in the world

are people trying to shout that down?

I was really hopeful that with the dawning of a new political era that some of this partisan nitpicking would dissolve in the name of community and cooperation. I guess I was naive. Hopefully our representatives will continue to be as naive and push past their political labels, refuse insurance-lobby money and make the tough decisions that will benefit us all.

— Katherine Apt Asheville

Foreign journalists get more respect in N. Korea & Iran than in U.S. Earlier this year, an Iranian-American journalist Roxanna Saberi was arrested in Iran for spying.

She reportedly had some sensitive government papers on her. She was given a trial and sentenced to prison.

More recently, two American journalists were arrested in North Korea for filming without permission. They were given a trial and sentenced to prison. They were recently released when a former U.S. president visited the country.

In both cases, pressure from the U.S. resulted in these journalists being pardoned and released.

There were no allegations that these journalists detained in Iran or North Korea were ever tortured.

On the other hand, the U.S. has detained scores of journalists in other countries, and imprisoned them without a trial or charges for years. Some of them were held in Guantanamo, some in Bagram Prison in Afghanistan and some in prisons in Iraq.

One was Sami al Hajj, who was detained and tor-

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tured without charges or trial for six years. He was held in Guantanamo. He is now a free man and has never received an apology or explanation.

Another example is Ibrahim Jassam, a cameraman for Reuters, who was detained one night at his home in Iraq in September 2008. U.S. forces broke into his home and terrorized the entire family to detain him. He is still in a U.S.-run prison in Iraq, even though the Iraqi government has asked for his release (so much for sovereignty). There has never been a trial or even charges brought against him. There are allegations of torture.

Compared with these examples, both Iran and North Korea showed more ethical and moral behavior toward journalists than the United States. And these two countries were called part of an ‘axis of evil’ by our former president!

In this country, we lack for nothing in the physical realm. Yet, time and again, we abandon morality and justice. We kidnap and imprison without charges or reason, and then torture and even murder our prisoners. We are operating under the delusion that this will somehow keep us “safe.”

We send our own children overseas to kill the children of others. We add to grief after grief of the ordinary people of this earth, while allowing the rich and powerful to get even more rich and powerful. We allow, time and again, for those in the U.S. government to get away with it.

And to those who want to tell me that if I don’t like this country I should leave, I can only say that I don’t want to leave. I want to stop being ashamed of the country of my birth.

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by Jeff Fobes Fifteen years ago, in keeping with Asheville’s continuing love affair with upstarts, a small group of believers launched Mountain Xpress. It was a long shot.

Xpress started small, running about 24 pages a week, and slowly gained traction by virtue of its local focus and its chutzpah.

We told readers that we published the news “from dance hall to city hall” and offered a commentary section that declared, “There seems to be a difference of opinion here.”

We had fewer sacred cows than was considered proper, and we played to the hopes of Asheville’s small avant-garde, who yearned for their town to become more exciting, diverse and cosmopolitan.

Back then, Asheville was a quiet place economically and politically, run by an entrenched elite that favored the traditional route to civic progress: creating jobs by

Taken to its logical conclusion, the slogan “Local Matters” makes us a booster for the individual, which is about as local as you can get. wooing big industry and national retailers.

Tourism played second fiddle.

Residents got their news from the Asheville Citizen-Times, whose coverage reflected the elite’s love of the status quo and a worldview still stuck in an earlier decade. But stirring the pot of public discourse — or agitating it, in the view of many — was an iconoclastic monthly called Green Line, an activist publication promoting “progressive” views.

Unfortunately, Green Line cost a lot more to produce than it took in from its subscribers, backers, advertisers and assorted true believers. After weathering seven years, largely through sheer obstinacy, the financial out-

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look was bleak. A detailed analysis, however, showed that maybe — just maybe — a second newspaper might be viable in this little town.

But it would have to publish weekly, and it would need to reach beyond the boundaries of Green Line’s not-so-large progressive constituency.

Asheville has seen its share of wild-eyed dreamers: Our town is an incubator, a fomenter of eccentricity, initiative and individualism. And the risk-takers rose to the occasion.

About 250 people contributed money to help Green Line become Mountain Xpress — not as loans but as gifts to the community.

Shifting from monthly to weekly was an astonishing experience. The pace picked up fourfold, and it never let up. Our tiny staff lived and breathed the audacity of the effort, working for paltry pay (though we had, thankfully, closed the multiyear chapter of working for no pay).

Please visit us M-F 9 a.m.-5 p.m. or Sat.10 a.m.-2 p.m.

Freelancer/staffer: “I won’t work for so little money; I’m worth more than that.”

Xpress: “This isn’t about what you’re worth — it’s an experiment in community-building.

We pay what we have — which, admittedly, isn’t much.”

Startups, of course, require large amounts of capital, and a few folks did the financial heavy lifting. I still recall the day a tall gentleman stopped by the office to ask a few unremarkable questions. Nodding pensively at my answers, he mildly inquired, “Would it help if you had some more money?”

“Sure — we could do a lot more,” I allowed with a chuckle. That man turned out to be Julian Price, who returned (later that day, I believe) with a substantial check. Julian’s philanthropy helped kindle scores of quirky, idealistic, dreamy local projects, many of them still with us today.

Over the years, Julian, and a couple of others who chose to remain anonymous, provided the lion’s share of the capital for both Green Line and Mountain Xpress, not expecting ever to get a penny back, much less see any return on investment. And to this day, everything gets plowed back into making the product better and more reflective of the excitement that is Asheville. Now that’s a business strategy you won’t find at Gannett or other major newspaper chains.

At its heart, Mountain Xpress is an ongoing experiment testing the belief that healthy,

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democratic communities need locally focused media outlets that treat their “readers” as collaborators and activists. Xpress’ preoccupation (some might say obsession) with all things local is fairly unusual; it certainly goes well beyond the mainstream media’s current interest in local reporting. Beginning with Green Line, we’ve been practicing hyperlocal citizen journalism since the 1980s.

Sometimes it’s hard to say no to major nonlocal stories. Like the time a distraught environmentalist practically demanded that we do a story about the danger of oil drilling on Alaska’s North Slope, declaring it to be America’s largest loss of pristine wilderness in the 20th century.

You can’t justify ignoring the big stuff if your vision of “local focus” is limited to the time-honored role of hometown booster.

But you can hold your focus if your greater goal is encouraging folks to get involved locally, where they can have both the greatest impact and the best chance to be heard, in the name of creating a healthier, smarter community.

When Green Line morphed into Xpress and advocates lamented the loss of the former’s progressive stance, I used to counter, “We’re still practicing advocacy journalism: We advocate that people participate in civic matters, regardless of their politics.”

Taken to its logical conclusion, the slogan “Local Matters” makes us a booster for the individual, which is about as local as you can get. The idea is that everyone wants a place at the table, a chance to participate in their own unique fashion. I believe a healthy community has a higher-than-average ratio of participants to bystanders, and Asheville is definitely rich in participants.

Fifteen years ago, launching a weekly newspaper to promote community activism was a radical act. Today, there are more cutting-edge ways to convey the news, but promoting community activism remains as radical a vision as ever. And the new technologies give everyone a shot at being a publisher/blogger/originator of information — so there’s a whole lot more room at the table.

If the premise is right, then the future should be wide open for this community of visionaries and doers. And you can expect Mountain Xpress to be right in there promoting the dialogue.

So that’s our story: 15 years and counting.

And to everyone who’s taken part in the cause, in whatever fashion, happy 15th birthday! X Jeff Fobes is the publisher of Mountain Xpress.

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Fourteen years before the mast Reflections of a Mountain Xpress quasi-lifer

by James Fisher It was July 1995, and the Miles Building, Mountain Xpress’ beloved home, was hot. I showed up for my interview in a suit: dark blue, pinstripes. It would be the last time I ever wore that suit. The ad director at the time was industry vet Carrie Watson, a chain smoker and chain cusser. A day later, I was selling ads for Xpress.

Welcome to town.

“You can damn sure count on Mountain Xpress to keep at it for another 15 years.”

Fourteen years later, I’m the ad director.

I don’t smoke, but I might hold my own in the cussing department. A long, strange trip indeed.

Yes, Asheville has changed: of course it has.

And as with most things, some of the change

is great and some not. I recall my early days at Xpress, burning up shoe leather on Lexington Avenue, heading over to nascent West Asheville, hanging out at The Grey Eagle (still in Black Mountain back then).

The vibe was certainly more Wild West, there were no sushi bars, and Beanstreets was the place to start your day. Gatsby’s was home to the rockers, Vincent’s Ear had the hipsters (though no one used that term), and Barley’s blew away every beer list in town.

Now, of course, dozens of places serve a dizzying selection of local brews, you can get fresh seafood all over downtown, and the West Side is its own world. Are we better off? I think so.

I’ve seen so many people pursue their dreams in Asheville, including a lot of folks here at Xpress.

Some failed, some made it, some just keep on trying.

Me, I feel like one lucky son of a bitch. I’ve had a front-row seat to the whole process: the good, the bad and the ugly. Bands put us on their tours and we pack out their shows. Our restaurants hold their own against cities five times our size. We’ve also seemed confused as a community at times, unclear about how

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to direct growth and ensure that the Asheville of the future isn’t just another sprawled-out, generic town that lost its soul somewhere along the way. The future is anything but certain.

Fifteen years of Mountain Xpress is something we’re proud of here. We may not be perfect, but I, for one, can testify that we work our collective tails off EVERY week. So many talented folks have come and gone. Here’s to Danielle, Marsha, Sarz and Cecil, Melanie, Feirstein, Hammonds — just names to some of you but part of the Mountain Xpress family tree.

And here’s to you, Asheville. You may not be perfect either, but we love you. And you can damn sure count on Mountain Xpress to keep at it for another 15 years. So keep on reading us, in print and on the Web. Keep on voicing those opinions. Keep on supporting local businesses.

Keep on supporting local artists and musicians of all stripes. Because, as we like to say here at Xpress … Local Matters. X James Fisher is the advertising director for Mountain Xpress.

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mx15 Week in, week out

15 years of Mountain Xpress milestones

by Jon Elliston As Xpress turns a page on its 15th anniversary, we’ve got a lot to look back on. Below are key moments in the paper’s evolution from a scrappy startup to WNC’s leading free weekly.

1987: Green Line, founded by Jeff Fobes (now publisher of Xpress) as the newsletter of the WNC Greens, begins publishing, on a monthly basis.

In the course of its seven-year life, it challenges local sacred cows, opposes the use of the French Broad River for drinking water, questions water and air permits for Champion Paper Mill, opposes clearcutting on the Asheville Northfork watershed, sounds an early alarm about acid-rain effects on Mt. Mitchell, questions the U.S. Forest Service’s overemphasis of burning and herbicides, questions Biltmore Forest’s lack of racial diversity, covers the North Carolina grassroots push to allow alternative-medical practitioners and stirs up a lot of loyal readers with its Toughman contest photomontage (“Buns and steel”), featuring a cover shot of scantily clad ring girls, about the year’s Toughman contest.

Aug. 10, 1994: After phasing out Green Line, Fobes starts Mountain Xpress, which publishes its first issue on this date. A welcome notice on page five reads: “You are reading a locally owned, independent, investigative newsweekly committed to setting a standard of journalistic excellence in Western North Carolina. … Here’s our goal: to keep you informed, entertained and interested in the local scene — from city hall to dance hall.”

1995: Xpress launches its Web site at www.mountainx.com.

1997: Xpress uncovers the exclusive Black Mountain Rod and Gun Club, an all-male group of current and former Asheville City Council members and city staff, along with other well-connected folks, which has been allowed to meet at the North Fork Reservoir, which is closed to the public.

1998: Xpress launches Blue Ridge Flavors, an annual magazine-style dining guide that will run for 10 years.

1999: Xpress publishes the first of many official Bele Chere Festival guides in partnership with the city of Asheville.

2000: Ken “Cranky” Hanke starts writing movie reviews for Xpress. His first two are the horror films “Lost Souls” (two stars) and “The Exorcist 2000” (four stars).

2003: Xpress wins a Society of Professional Journalists award for humorous commentary.

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The gang’s (almost) all here: The Mountain Xpress staff, July 2009. On stairs, from left: managing editor Jon Elliston, arts reporter and fashion editor Alli Marshall, staff writer David Forbes, classified sales rep Rick Goldstein, senior editor Peter Gregutt, contributing editor Margaret Williams, Calendar editor/supplements coordinator Mannie Dalton, staff photographer Jonathan Welch. Standing, from left: designer Nathanael Roney, production director Andrew Findley, advertising coordinator Marissa Williams, advertising director James Fisher, webmaster Jason Shope, advertising rep John Varner, classified sales rep Tim Navaille, assistant distribution manager Jeff Tallman. Middle row, from left: advertising rep Kelley Cranford, IT/Web assistant Patrick Conant, special projects/distribution manager Sammy Cox, advertising rep Russ Keith, IT manager Stefan Colosimo. Front row, from left: arts and entertainment editor Rebecca Sulock, designer Carrie Lare, office manager/bookkeeper Patty Levesque, assistant office manager Lisa Watters, Clubland editor/writer/Calendar assistant Aiyanna Sezak-Blatt, staff writer Brian Postelle. Not pictured are publisher Jeff Fobes, multimedia editor Jason Sandford, advertising rep Scott Sessoms, advertising production manager Kathy Wadham and administrative assistant/classified rep Arena Manning.

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May 2003: Buncombe County Sheriff Bobby Medford threatens to jail Xpress reporter Brian Sarzynski for reporting on Medford brandishing a riot gun on protesters outside the county jail. Medford does not follow through on the threat (and is himself later convicted of corruption charges and sent to prison, following years of investigation of his malfeasance by Xpress writer Cecil Bothwell and a federal trial).

November 2003: Xpress publishes the official guide for the first annual Asheville Film Festival. (It will publish several others at subsequent film fests.)

2004: Xpress wins Association of Alternative Newsweeklies award for investigative reporting on the Buncombe Sheriff’s Department, and a Gold Award from the International Festival and Events Association for Xpress’ official guide to Bele Chere.

2004: Xpress begins a partnership with the WNC Green Building Council, publishing a biannual Green Building Directory (the directory is now published each spring).

2005: Xpress wins N.C. Press Association award for photo illustration, and Association of Alternative Newsweeklies award for food writing.

2006: Xpress wins Association of Alternative Newsweeklies award for food writing.

March 2006: Xpress and six other publications found the Community Publishers Group — a cooperative effort among local newspapers and

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magazines to consolidate some distribution services. The initiative, which continues today and includes additional partners, helps combat disorderly distribution spots by sharing space in compartmentalized, multipublication boxes.

2009: Xpress wins three awards from the N.C. Press Association, for columns, investigative reporting on an attack against a WNC summer camp and Xpress’ official guide to the 2008 Bele Chere.

Feb. 8, 2006: After a three-and-a-half-year run as a freestanding publication, the Asheville Disclaimer begins appearing as a full page of parody news in every issue of Xpress. The inaugural page features an installment of “Kid Care with Arnold (Crapacan)” and a depiction of Mayor Terry Bellamy in a bikini with “mayor” sash.

March 2009: Xpress launches Asheville Street Style (ashevillestreetstyle.com), an online “record of Asheville’s unique and evolving DIY fashion.”

April 1, 2009: Xpress pulls a fast one, announcing on its Web site that the print edition will disappear and that the regular content on mountainx.com will be replaced entirely by Twitter feeds from staff and community members. The new Twitterpowered newspaper, or “Twaper,” sparks scads of local comments and garners national news coverage. By the end of the day, the truth is revealed: The Twaper is an April Fool’s stunt, albeit one with (somewhat) serious intent.

2007: Xpress wins two awards in the N.C. Press Association’s Best Ad Contest, and is awarded twice by the Association of Alternative Newsweeklies — for columns and ad design.

Oct. 17, 2007: Xpress publishes its largest issue ever, a 120-page Best of WNC package. A year later, the 2008 Best of WNC issue comes in at the same size.

2008: Xpress wins awards from both the N.C. Press Association and the Society of Professional Journalists for reports on the CTS of Asheville contamination, as well as one from the NCPA for Web site “general excellence.”

June 2008: Xpress publishes the first of its revamped annual dining guide, Asheville Eats and Drinks.

September 2008: At the height of the gasoline crunch, the Xpress distribution team perseveres, delivering thousands of copies of the paper via public busses.

When it began: The cover of the very first Mountain Xpress, Aug. 10, 1994.

November 2008: The print edition of Xpress appears in a new format. The paper is about one-inch shorter, while offering some new extras, including color printing on every page and a stapled binding.

Dec. 7, 2008: Xpress holds its first Best of WNC Showcase at the Orange Peel, featuring food, music and other entertainment from winners in the paper’s annual reader’s poll.

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June 26, 2009: With co-sponsors the Asheville Brewer’s Alliance and the Orange Peel, Xpress helps coordinate the Beer City Bash — a celebration of Asheville winning a national vote (along with Portland, Ore.) for the right to be called Beer City USA. Aug. 19, 2009: Xpress celebrates its 15th anniversary with a special issue, which you are reading at this very moment. X Jon Elliston can be reached at jelliston@mountainx. com.

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In many ways, there seems a big gulf between today and 1994, when Mountain Xpress was born. That was the year Forrest Gump ruled the box office and the Oscars, and Kurt Cobain was found dead in Seattle. Bill Clinton was still a new president, and there had only been one Bush in the White House.

Locally, in many ways, it was also a different world. In today’s Asheville, with its steady influx of new residents and city leaders looking to the future, it may be hard to believe that 15 years ago many downtown storefronts were boarded up with plywood, Pritchard Park was a bus depot and the Grove Arcade was awaiting renovation.

But in other ways, as Otis Redding said, “Everything still remains the same.” At City Hall, Asheville City Council was figuring out how to guide development in the city with something called the Unified Development Ordinance, and a series of public meetings was held to plan a bridge for the I-26 connector.

To get a glimpse at where our city was in 1994, Xpress spoke with people in the know: those folks who were here at the time. Some of them were carving out their niche in the Asheville scene; others were wrestling with the great political issues of the day. Restaurateurs, activists, developers and a former mayor all pitched in to offer their recollections of where Asheville was way back in the late 20th century.

Since people rarely speak in neat, 150-word snippets, we have edited these comments for length and clarity.

John Cram, owner, Blue Spiral 1 gallery

“Downtown Asheville was 80 percent empty, especially here on Biltmore Avenue. I think Wall Street was fine. Parts of Haywood were in pretty good shape. Connie Bostic had the World Gallery right across the way, and she kept saying, ‘Why don’t you open a gallery down here?’ Most of downtown was not there yet.

“In 1994, I think things were changing.

That’s the cusp of when Asheville was starting to happen. I had bought the Fine Arts Theatre a couple of years before as protection against having a nightclub there. The rumor was that someone else was interested in buying the theater who had another nightclub, and they were going to strip it out and gut the building.

It made me very nervous.

“It was 1995 that I kind of woke up, and I recognized that there were lots and lots of people downtown. That was about a year after Mountain Xpress got going.”

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Dwight Butner, former president, Asheville Downtown Association

“I think in 1994, downtown was latent potential. A lot of the groundwork had been done at that time, and you started to see the fruits of the labor of the 1980s start to take hold.

“But what was different between ’94 and now is that the businesses that existed downtown were kind of on their own. If you came downtown, you were going to Vincenzo’s as a destination; you were going to The Market Place as a destination; you were going to Café on the Square as a destination. It was deliberate business: People know what they’re going to do, they do it, then they go home.

“What happened between ’94 and ’98, downtown ... ceased to be a group of businesses and became a destination in and of itself. And it’s been growing ever since.”

Debbie Miles, Center for Diversity Education

“Over the last 15 years, we’ve really seen an enormous change in the school system and the families that are a part of it. In the Buncombe County schools now, there are over 55 languages spoken in the homes of families. That certainly wasn’t true in 1994, though there was the migrant-education plan for students that would come through, then move to another community.

“But now, it’s a stationary population.

Somewhere around 3 percent of students speak Spanish in their homes. There are over 10,000 people here from the former Soviet Union.

There’s a growing GLBT community, and many of them have children in our school system.

Many smaller parts of the population are growing and adding a richness and texture to our community.”

Mark Rosenstein, owner, The Market Place restaurant

“As far as food goes, there wasn’t a whole lot. The Flying Frog was there, because it had been the European Grill. Café on the Square; Stone Soup. And then the one on Battery Park.

I wouldn’t say it was the destination it is now.

Over the last six or seven years, things have really ratcheted up. You’ve got four restaurants on Wall Street.

“Fifteen years ago is really when the whole thing started kicking off. You had the young kids who started hanging out downtown, and all the things that attracted them. That’s the classic model.

“I can remember [The Market Place being] on Wall Street for a while, and it was kind of gruesome. Then I walked out one evening mid-July about midnight. I had gotten off work, and I just

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You could tell something was going on.”

Pat Whalen, president, Public Interest Projects; member, Downtown Master Plan Advisory Committee

“A good example is the corner with the old J.C. Penney building, where Mobilia is now. In 1994, that was still all boarded up.

“The people who had done Wall Street and Pack Square all ran into serious financial difficulties on their projects. You could buy buildings for about half what it costs to rent one now.

Many of the buildings weren’t up to code, the renovation costs were very high, and the banks weren’t lending on anything downtown. There was a very clear recognition that downtown still had a long way to go.

“There were also a number of businesses that had been there through the dark days of the 1980s: Malaprop’s, The Captain’s Bookshelf, Tops for Shoes. Where City Bakery is now, there were trees growing in the building, which was all boarded up.

“Two of the primary shopping streets, Biltmore and Haywood, were still boarded up.

On Lexington, John Lantzius had done some bootstrap renovation, but we didn’t expect it to change as quickly as it did in the ’90s. Frankly, I don’t think many people that lived in Asheville believed anybody was going to be building new buildings here.”

Cathy Cleary, co-owner, West End Bakery

“We drove down Haywood Road, and I was like, ‘Oh my god, this is so cute. I can’t believe they call it Worst Asheville!’

“At that point, a lot of the retail spaces were boarded up or had junk stores in them. Where Tolliver’s bar is now, there was the Ideal Drug Store. There was a record store called Green Eggs and Jam in the Bledsoe Building. Where Lucky Otter is there was a place called Rooster Cogburn’s. Bean Werks opened in ’96, I believe.

“Then in the next couple of years, things started shutting down. We liked to take walks in the neighborhood, and it was mostly people over 60 — and us. In 2000 is when we started talking about the bakery, and we opened in 2001.”

The Rev. Otis Ware, musician and pastor, Solid Rock Missionary Baptist Church

“From an African-American standpoint, there ain’t really been nothing downtown for some years. So 1994 really doesn’t ring a big bell for me in terms of the culture of the black community.

“Asheville has always been a tourist town, and a lot of people have come here. But it hasn’t been that great or that prosperous for the African-American community. When busi-

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nesses started moving into the downtown area, it didn’t include the African-Americans. We kind of lost the businesses we had when The Block dried up.

“It’s been that way for a long time; I can’t see any significant change. The bus stop was right there at Pritchard Park. A lot of traffic was going in and out, because you could go shopping downtown. And now they’ve gone and moved the bus place.”

Ron Lambe, activist

“In those days, we had a lot of different organizations doing specific things. We did a lot of street things, protests and marches around stopping clear-cutting. I think what’s happening now is the whole community’s changed a little bit. Now, it’s not so many fights around issues: It’s more general. There were a lot of environmental organizations going on. That’s how Green Line was involved.

“The other thing I was involved with was gay-and-lesbian rights. SALGA (the Southern Appalachian Lesbian and Gay Alliance) won some of our battles, actually. We had the big, big demonstration for the nondiscrimination ordinance. Once that got to a certain place, a lot of those battles weren’t needed anymore on a local level.

“A lot of people moving here now aren’t so much activists but are just getting on with their lives. I was one of the first openly gay candidates: I didn’t win, but at least I broke the ice. People here very much care about their surrounding environment, but they also want to protect their property rights.”

Russ Martin, former Asheville Mayor

“In 1994, ’95, we had two-year City Council terms. We lengthened them to four years, then staggered those terms and made them nonpartisan. When I ran for mayor in 1993, my total expense was $14,600. It was much less expensive to run a successful campaign.

“The I-26 corridor was studied and studied and studied. We had 18 different meetings. In 1995, we approved one of the plans: It still hasn’t been completed.

“We began work on the Unified Development Ordinance. It was sorely needed, because the prior zoning was enacted in 1957. Pack Square Park wasn’t even a thought back then.

“We had the largest City Council meeting in recorded history over the nondiscrimination ordinance. We held it at the Thomas Wolfe and came out with a 4-3 vote. The Police Department was fearing for our safety; we even had an escape route. But it turned out to be a positive meeting.” X Brian Postelle can be reached at 251-1333, ext.

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Times have changed since Xpress first published, and nothing shows it quite like the cold, hard numbers.

The Asheville of 1994 was smaller in both size and population. The metro area (Buncombe plus surrounding counties) has seen a population boom, with about 74,000 new arrivals, while Asheville has gained about 10,000 residents. The budget has also shot up â&#x20AC;&#x201D; thanks partly to those new arrivals and partly because the city now has a larger role in various things (festivals, storm water) than it did 15 years ago.

Things have also changed quite a bit economically. There are many more businesses but far fewer manufacturing jobs. The average income has risen and the property-tax rate has declined, but meanwhile, the aver-

age home price has nearly tripled. (Note: None of these figures were adjusted for inflation.) Unemployment generally went down after 1994 before the recent spike. The age of the average Ashevillean has ticked up from the late 30s to 40.

Asheville is also less partisan now â&#x20AC;&#x201D; or at least less affiliated with the two major parties.

The gap between Republicans and Democrats has remained roughly comparable to 1994, while the number of unaffiliated voters has skyrocketed: They now slightly outnumber registered Republicans.

All told, the city is larger, more populous, more expensive. Residents are (somewhat) better-paid, older, less partisan, more entrepreneurial and more likely to be unemployed than they were 15 years ago.

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2009

Population (city)

66,500

76,000

Population (metro)

334,878

408,436

City area

38,243 sq. miles

45,238 sq. miles

Businesses

8,376

12,828

Manufacturing jobs

31,628

19,829

Income per capita (not adjusted for inflation)

$20,070

$32,408

Average home sale price

$107,569

$274,611

Average age

38

40

Percent unemployment

4.1

9.1

Number unemployed

6,847

18,976

City budget

$60,170,903

$135,605,127

Property-tax rate

57 cents/$100

42 cents/$100

Democrats

58,808

76,587

Republicans

33,208

47,840

Unaffiliated

8,583

47,892

Breweries

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In honor of our 15th birthday, Xpress hit the street to ask what you think of us. Here’s what you had to say.

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The Colburn Earth-Sciences Museum uses Mountain Xpress for advertising, and it seems to hit the right audience at a reasonable price. Personally, I mostly use it to look at the music venues around town, and for festival information.

It tells you a lot about what shows are going on. I also like it because it tells you what other people’s opinions are on the news.

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It gives you something extra in the news.

A lot of times, what you see there, you don’t see anywhere else. I’ve had a few articles in there.

It’s the way I can get to know Asheville again — what’s new, what’s not around any more. I live in New York and visit Asheville, and the Mountain Xpress helps me keep up.

“I think it’s great from what I’ve read. I don’t read it often, but I really like the astrology.”

“I don’t live here but I visit often because I have family here. I always find it a useful source of information about what’s going on.”

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by Alli Marshall and Rebecca Sulock It’s easy to reminisce with starry eyes about the Asheville music scene circa 1994: On one hand, distance and time often make the heart grow fonder.

On the other, it really was a special time — an intersection of late ‘80s hair bands and early ‘90s folk that allowed for a hybrid of roots and rock; perhaps a genre-fusing harbinger of the wildly eclectic and creative sounds that currently pack out local listening rooms. And damn if there wasn’t an immense amount of raw talent.

In the first year of Xpress, music took a front seat.

Sure, Clubland was just a three-column calendar (named, shruggingly, “Clubs ‘N Such”) but the dozen or so downtown Asheville venues were hopping with up-and-coming performers. By contrast, today’s Clubland lists more than 30 downtown venues regularly hosting live music.

An early issue included a music feature on singer/songwriter Iris Dement and the unfortunately named column “Ear Wax.” Smart Bets (yep, they date back to the mid ‘90s) suggested performances by bar band The Midnight Aces and local soprano Cricket Greer in a concert sponsored by A Faraway Place, among others.

That issue also included listings for American Gothic (Asheville’s “throwback to the future,” whatever that means; graced by the bass-stylings of current Xpress ad director James Fisher), former Xpress managing editor Cecil Bothwell (now running for City Council) playing with his band The Acoustic Dwarfs, and Byron Hedgepeth providing jazz for the dinner crowd at The Latin Quarter (now abandoned on Haywood Street).

Certain names pop up with startling frequency in the early issues: J.P. Delanoye (of R&B outfit Ghost Mountain), Anne Coombs and singer/songwriters Malcolm Holcombe, Christine Kane, David Wilcox and David LaMotte. Also Prayin’ for Rain, The Merle, The Mathmatics, Tripod and the Blue Rags (just the three of them then). Keith Flynn shows up often, with his band Crystal Zoo or for the Asheville Poetry Review. The Caribbean Cowboys and The Free Flow Band were on the scene (and still are), and the Green Door (then accessed from Carolina Lane; now defunct) saw theater, film, spoken word and poetry slams.

We present for you a look back at 15 venues from the first few summer 1994 issues of Xpress.

Fortunately Publisher Fobes saved ‘em all.

• Here’s a promotion liable to shut a bar down: Drinkin’ with Lincoln. In other words, pay a cover ($5) and drink penny drafts all night long. Yep, it’s been a while since Asheville had a drink special that cheap. At least since the tiny Alternative Pub stood at the corner of Merrimon Avenue and Edgewood Road (located in a smallish strip mall, along with Electrolux vacuum sales and a convenience store), where Atlanta Bread Company is now. So what was the AP like? Its booking agent described it as

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a “living room club” in a 1994 Xpress. Meaning, it was small. But it brought in acts that were on the circuit at the time: Everyman Jones and the Stick People (described by the same booking agent as an “infant Charlie’s on Acid”), the ubiquitous Caribbean Cowboys, Cuttin’ Heads.

• People often talk about how Lexington Avenue was a scary street in the mid-90s (junkies, hookers and the like), but Biltmore Avenue wasn’t exactly a bustling commercial thoroughfare. The block got a giant boost when young entrepreneurs and beer-lovers Doug Beatty and Jimi Rentz renovated the 8,000-square-foot space that Barley’s Taproom & Pizzeria has occupied since. Boasting a monster selection of brews at a time when no one would’ve dreamed of a Beer City USA title (and boasting for a time Asheville’s only microbrew in the basement), Barley’s served up some tasty pies and some local tunes. And still does. A 1994 Xpress had listings including jazz, bluegrass and of course, the everabout-town J.P. Delanoye. These days, you can still hear Delanoye or jazz, swing, old-time, bluegrass and more while you nosh on some garlic knots.

• So 1993 was a roller-coaster year for Asheville’s teen hanger-outers and downtown rats. First, Vincent’s Ear opened, which was exciting — another place to drink coffee, play chess and loiter besides Malaprop’s back porch. But Vincent’s then set an 18-and-older policy; sorry, kids. Fortunately, Beanstreets (where Green Sage is now) opened the same year. With a quirky, bright interior, random furniture and excellent caffeinated offerings, Beanstreets set about booking “music that goes with the reading and relaxing that a coffee-house is,” said owner Richard Pula in an early Xpress issue. Open mics and singer/songwriters ruled the coffee-house roost. Fortunately, that often meant the very talented Christine Kane. Twelve years after the place opened, it closed abruptly: Nothing but a sheet of notebook paper on the door, “Thank you loyal customers and friends ... I will miss the fun and friendship.”

• What else can you say? “Be Here Now was awesome,” says Travis Barker, who managed the club between 1996 and ‘98. The listening room, with its all-too-brief tenure, occupies cult-like status among those who were around at the time. It had a relatively small 235-person capacity, a bouncy wood floor and an original owner who consistently brought in a roster of incredible acts.

Favorite shows that Barker remembers are Clarence Gatemouth Brown (the one exception to the club’s no-smoking policy), Ben Harper, The Iguanas and Shawn Colvin, who played the small venue at the height of her career. “What [thenowner] Chris Hardwicke was really good at was talking band managers into playing at his place,” Barker says. From a ride from the airport and a place to stay to catering, “He knew the ins and outs

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• When Tuscany transplant Loredana Hovard opened Club Hairspray (38 N. French Broad Ave.) more than 15 years ago, it immediately attracted attention — both for its gay- and lesbian-friendly atmosphere and its tribute to the John Waters’ film Hairspray.

On Aug. 27, 1994, Hairspray shared an anniversary party with its neighbor, Metropolis. At the time, Metropolis was a rave venue and gay bar, but it would also open its doors to Asheville’s thenburgeoning underground punk and rock scene.

Metropolis closed a few years later and the space has since housed a number of dance halls, most recently Club 828.

• What co-owner Brian Landrum says about the Grey Eagle now was true of the venue in 1994: “The stage isn’t super high and we don’t have a crazy light show, those things aren’t our focus.

It’s much more relaxed and casual and about the music.”

The Eagle, one of WNC’s most-beloved musicfocused venues, got booted in 1998 from its original State Street location in Black Mountain and moved to its current River Arts District spot on Clingman Avenue. Landrum still remembers when original owner Tyler Richardson proposed the idea of he and then-Eagle employee Jeff Whitworth taking the place over. “He [Richardson] was standing on the patio smoking and we were just talking about stuff and he asked me real casually, ‘Do you want to buy a bar?’”

They did. Killer acts to grace the stage are too many to number, but think R.L. Burnside, TModel Ford, Leo Kottke, Vic Chestnutt, Richard Buckner, Alejandro Escovedo. When Landrum and Whitworth took over, they kept the vision alive but added another dimension to the booking, bringing in stellar folks such as Mark Kozelek, Silver Jews and Band of Horses.

• Malaprop’s Bookstore/Cafe (55 Haywood St.) is a bit of a testament to the if-you-build-it-they-willcome spirit of Asheville. Opened in ‘82, the bookstore and cafe was far more than a place to pick up reading material and grab a cup o’ joe. The business, originally located a few doors up Haywood Street from its current location, was a hub of the downtown community. The ‘90s-era iteration of the store, owned by Budapest-by-way-of-New Yorktransplant Emoke B’Racz, was a floor-to-ceiling twist of bookshelves and writers’ materials. Poets, women writers and GLBT-themed works were prominently placed. The cafe, down a narrow flight of stairs (or accessed from the back of what is now Castanea Courtyard) was usually crowded and bustling; the single pay phone used by Asheville’s self-employed work force.

Despite limited space, both the bookstore and cafe found room to host an impressive array of authors and musicians. Notable writers who came to the independent shop include local novelist Charles Frazier, Sweet Potato Queen Jill Conner Browne, New Age/self-help author Deepak Chopra and fantasy illustrator Brian Froud, notes events coordinator Alsace Young-Walentine. Musicians like Holly Near and locals stephaniesid and River Guerguerian played in the shop as well. “Amy Ray of the Indigo Girls was here for one of her bands that she has on her label,” Young-Walentine recalls.

“The Butchies, I think it was.”

• The long, long, long-running Gatsby’s was a downtown institution. Most of the people surveyed about the place had stories involving copious drinking, raucous rocking and subsequent fighting, some not fit for newsprint (we’re saving ‘em for the book). Or, as one regular said, “If you remember Gatsby’s, you weren’t there.” In the mid-’90s, a scan of the Xpress club listings shows Gatsby’s booking some of Asheville’s most popular bands at the time (some currently reuniting): The hard-charging Prayin’ for Rain and Crystal Zoo played there often.

A former regular recalls longtime local favorite J.P. Delanoye’s Tuesday-night acoustic session as a bright spot in a dark, smoky place. Oh yes, and they had foosball.

• Jeff Davis, the current proprietor of Scandals (11 Grove St.) — housed within the Grove House complex, which also includes Club Eleven and The Boiler Room — remembers visiting Asheville around 1994 and dropping into Scandals on a Thursday. “Back then, everyone called Thursday night ‘Straight Night,’” he recalls. “People still talk about it.” Ironically, what strikes Davis about the history of Scandals is that, even though it’s nationally known and a prominent go-to on the local gay-bar scene, “The original owner started it as a mixed club.”

“Scandals is mixed: Gay, lesbian and straight,” Davis says. That’s one thing that’s contributed to the club’s three-decade longevity; another is its

or what would convince a band to play.” But it wasn’t just the headliners that made Be Here Now such a hot spot — Barker also names the weekly Irish music and contra- dance nights and monthly line-out-the-door Blue Rags shows.

Other notables who played the room: Richie Havens, Patty Larkin, Steve Earle (with Peter Rowan and Norman Blake, no less), Los Lobos, Rosanne Cash, Richard Thompson, Pavement and Jon Spencer Blues Explosion. An allegedly overbooked Emmylou Harris show and subsequent fire-marshal shutdown of the place eventually led to Hardwicke selling the club, which was run by the new owners for several years. It’s now the location of Temptations Martini Bar. • The Bier Garden (46 Haywood St.) opened in May 1994, putting it in the same graduating class as Xpress. Before owner John Bodenhorst commandeered the taproom (known for its extensive beer selection), the same location housed Chickadee’s and Rye. “We were the first people on the block to get in on the beer scene,” says Bodenhorst, who adds that in the pub’s 15 years, “the most fun is watching the beer scene grow in Asheville, and people grasp on to it.”

With its oversized windows looking onto Haywood Street, people-watching is a major activity at the Bier Garden. “Fifteen years ago the buildings were only half occupied,” says Bodenhorst, who’s seen the block go from quiet to bustling.

“Our side of the street seemed to be a little more [conservative] and the other side, with Malaprop’s, was a little more alternative.”

In its early years the pub hosted an open mic, led by folk-rocker Malcolm Holcombe. “It was his idea and we were his bar,” Bodenhorst recalls. About seven years ago, the pub management realized most people were coming in to socialize rather than listen to music, so bands were largely discontinued.

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Blast from the past: The Merle rocks out at the much-missed coffeehouse Vincent’s Ear. stunning drag shows. “There’s been drag shows for 25 years at least,” Davis says. Many of the local drag queens compete on a national level for titles much like crown hopefuls in the Miss USA contests.

Beyond the cabaret legacy, Scandals is also historically significant for its location. The Grove House, built in 1924, once housed the “white” YWCA before it merged with the Black YWCA branch in 1967. Fittingly, for all the aerobic dancing going on there, it used to be the gymnasium.

• 31 Patton once occupied the space now claimed

by Stella Blue and, in 1994, welcomed everyone from ‘50s-style doo-wop group The Dropouts to “new-age madrigals” The Sonic Boomers with (get this) Xpress publisher Jeff Fobes. There was something else brewing at the downtown club back in ‘94: country music. “We’re the only country music-club downtown,” then-manager Vic Price told Xpress writer Frank Rabey in November ‘94. Country and Southern rock house band The Carolina Boogie Band performed Wednesdays, Thursdays and Fridays; Thursdays were also the night for country line dancing.

Later in the decade, 31 Patton also became the home to Asheville’s underground scene. While post-punk and country seem like strange bedfellows, the ever-resourceful Milton Carter and Bob Rest finagled a weekly Decline of Western North Carolina showcase, when bands like The Mathmatics played. That fare is more along the lines of what Stella Blue offers.

• There was something of a ruckus earlier this year when the Town Pump’s longtime owners sold the place. Everyone knew it was up for sale, but nobody knew what new owners Julie Davis, Steve McMahan and Kathleen Ausley might do to the legendary Black Mountain venue and gathering spot. Turns out, they knew not to mess with a good thing: They cleaned and spiffed it up, but left its wild wooden interior intact, its memorabilia hanging and its roster of stellar local and regional bands unscathed. The place has unbeatable intimacy, so most any show there is gonna be memorable. Open since 1982, Billy Joe Shaver was a coup.

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• An early issue of Xpress says this about the nowdefunct, much-beloved Vincent’s Ear: “If Vincent’s Ear were a piece of art, Jesse Helms would probably try to get its NEA funding cut off ... Those with a faint heart and a closed mind will enter at their own risk, but all others should feel welcome in this dimly lit, two-story bastion of eccentricity.”

The place turned into an underground venue graced by the likes of the White Stripes and Tortoise.

“The thing that really kicked it off was Jonathan Richman played at Be Here Now one night, and after the show he came down and hung out,” says co-owner Rick Morris. Richman asked Morris if the next time he came to town, he could play at Vincent’s. “That just opened the floodgates.”

Morris says Vincent’s also became a hot spot to play because, “even though people knew they weren’t going to get rich playing, they knew everyone there would love them and they would be treated like someone special.” And Vincent’s became the erstwhile home base for some of Asheville’s most innovative bands: Doom Ribbons, Lube Royale, the Sexpatriates, the Ether Bunnies, the Luvsix, DrugMoney, The Merle and many more.

• Vincenzo’s Bistro (10 Market St.) owner Dwight Butner opened the two-level eatery in 1990 to balance the Northern Italian restaurant (upstairs) with a “trendy piano standards and cigar bar” (downstairs), says current booker Mark Keller.

“That’s a different concept than just going to a nightclub,” Keller notes. In 1994, Anne Coombs of Primitive Future was a regular performer. In Xpress’ Fall ‘95 music roundup, reporters Tom Coppola (who now performs regularly at Vincenzo’s) and Hortense Brood wrote that pianist Crystal Shelby and bassist Brad Lena were the venue’s “exclusive talent for the moment.”

In two decades of business, Vincenzo’s has seen the rise of such piano players as Ashley Chambliss and Aaron LaFalce — these burgeoning careers were no accident. Butner says his venue has been “almost doctrinaire about giving local musicians a night to promote themselves.” X Share your memories at www.mountainx.com.

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by Brian Postelle After considering several options, Asheville City Council members failed to agree on a review process for new construction adjoining Pack Square Park at their Aug. 11 meeting.

The idea that review might be needed grew out of the long-running Parkside condominium controversy and, more specifically, from developer Stewart Coleman’s March 10 request for an easement to accommodate a service road between the building and the park for the proposed condo development (see “The Lesser of Two Easements” March 18 Xpress). With the political atmosphere already hot in the wake of Coleman’s purchase of a sliver of parkland from Buncombe County and the prospect of a seven-story condominium project next door to City Hall, Council members had asked staff to review options for an ordinance requiring Council approval of development adjacent to the new $20 million park.

City staff returned with two proposals. One would have required Council review for any new construction within 100 feet of the park; a scaledback version kept the same buffer but would have applied only to projects involving at least 20,000 square feet or more than two stories.

For some Parkside opponents, the restrictions would address a critical need. “The Parkside scandal merely exposed how vulnerable our town square is,” activist Steve Rasmussen told Council.

“What happens in or around our town square needs to be discussed in open public forum.”

But other speakers noted that a section of the Downtown Master Plan being groomed by city staff calls for completely retooling Council’s approval process. Asheville attorney Albert Sneed maintained that such a move would conflict with the recommendations of both the Downtown Commission and the Downtown Master Plan Advisory Committee on which he served while adding levels of uncertainty and difficulty for developers.

“Based on my experiences, this is an incredibly bad idea,” said Sneed. “This idea of having some sort of discretionary, subjective review at the end of a process where it’s expensive to get there — it invites affinity politics.”

Tom Israel, meanwhile, noted that the 100-foot buffer would affect privately owned buildings in the vicinity of the park. “We should not be singled out or discriminated against because of our down-

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Too broad a brush? The green border designates a proposed 100-foot buffer around Pack Square Park in which new developments over 20,000 square feet or over two stories would need Council approval. The motion failed in a 4-3 vote. town location,” he argued. “This amendment is affecting private property, not public property.”

Israel is partnering with Coleman to develop a new tavern in the Hayes & Hopson Building adjacent to the park. The historic structure had until recently been slated for demolition to make way for Parkside.

But Council member Brownie Newman said that since the master plan has not yet been implemented, it leaves the door open for sudden development in an area that many city residents want to see protected. “We are seeing virtual consensus in our community in opposition to some of the actions that have happened there,” he noted.

What’s more, said Newman, the master plan development review process is coupled with new building height, scale and character standards that are not yet in place.

“We’re raising the bar on the kind of development we want to see,” he said. “We’re asking for more.” But reviewing all new projects, he added, would be “too restrictive.”

Accordingly, Newman proposed adopting staff’s second option with a sunset provision, meaning it would expire once the master plan review process was adopted. Newman’s motion also directed staff to move forward with implementing the plan’s recommendations.

Council member Robin Cape agreed with that approach. “We’re essentially saying that if you are going to do a big project around the park, you are going to a level III [review],” she observed. Cape also pointed out that the Unified Development Ordinance, which currently governs downtown construction, allows plenty of wiggle room for big buildings without requiring Council review. “The

Indigo [hotel now under construction on Haywood Street] didn’t come to us; it didn’t have to,” she said.

“We could get an Indigo anywhere.”

Vice Mayor Jan Davis, however, felt such a step was unnecessary. According to Planning and Development Director Judy Daniel, the master plan review process is due to come up for Council consideration sometime in November, and any big new construction proposals would take at least that long to clear the various city boards and commissions, noted Davis. “It is onerous on our part to change the game on people who have suffered most during the development of that park,” he declared.

But the fact that the Parkside debate was the spoon that stirred this pot was not lost on Council member Bill Russell, who said owners of adjacent properties were being lumped together with a scandal they had no hand in.

“I think to impact this entire area over something that came out of one piece of property is erroneous,” said Russell.

And Council member Carl Mumpower cited Coleman’s change of plans as proof that the system had worked in this case. “Nothing bad actually happened,” he said. “In fact, my colleagues and I may get a pretty good place to have a beer out of this.”

(Despite Coleman’s recently announced barand-restaurant plan, the developer has also said the Parkside proposal “isn’t dead.” And his appeal of a judge’s ruling restricting the use of the Buncombe County property to public use is pending.)

Meanwhile, Mayor Terry Bellamy said that when requesting the staff study, she hadn’t envisioned a 100-foot buffer and wanted to consider

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Newman’s proposal was already up for consideration, but it failed on a 3-4 vote (Cape and Council member Kelly Miller sided with Newman). Council then turned its attention to Bellamy’s idea, which didn’t seem to satisfy either side in the debate.

Asheville resident Jake Quinn called it “essentially toothless,” and Sneed objected to singling out a few properties. Newman swiftly made and withdrew a motion to support the reduced plan, and after a short discussion with staff, the issue was closed.

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On a less controversial front, Council members unanimously approved a pair of resolutions: one supporting adoption by the U.S. government of a flag honoring fallen war veterans and another calling for the city to fly that flag above the city’s Memorial Stadium. The request was made by members of the Mayor’s Committee for Veterans Affairs in July.

Meanwhile, another agenda item prioritizing unfunded improvements at the stadium sparked some discussion over who would be responsible for fundraising. The staff report included a list of high-priority but unfunded needs at the facility, and Council was being asked to endorse the list so staff could take action when money became available.

But Mumpower, who had previously formed and led a fundraising committee to establish a veterans memorial at the stadium, said he wanted to take the lead role in the campaign. “If there’s somebody ready to pick this up and run with it, then by gosh it’s my pleasure to step aside,” he noted. “But if not, at least give me some kind of mandate to move forward.” Mumpower added that he wouldn’t support the resolution “unless Council supports me to do it.”

Bellamy, however, noted that Mumpower’s

last fundraising task force had eventually fizzled.

The mayor also emphasized that she wanted Mumpower to work closely with city staff, report regularly to Council and maintain the same level of transparency expected of staff.

“If we’re asking our employees to follow procedure, Council needs to follow procedure,” she declared. She also said she wanted either City Attorney Bob Oast or City Manager Gary Jackson to sit in on fundraising meetings.

The motion passed unanimously, with Mumpower given responsibility for heading up the effort. But it was not the only time that Bellamy and Mumpower (both of whom are up for reelection this fall) locked horns. Near the evening’s end, Mumpower tried to bring up a non-agenda item concerning illegally noisy vehicles. But Bellamy refused to allow him to do so, saying it would be added to a future agenda. Mumpower, who’d previously sent an e-mail announcing his intention to raise the issue, then said he would speak up during public comment, but Bellamy had already closed that portion of the meeting.

Matters came to a dramatic head as Mumpower tried to read his statement over Bellamy’s protests, with each calling the other “out of order,” until the Mayor pounded the gavel and declared the meeting adjourned.

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Earlier in the evening, Council unanimously approved spending $15,000 already earmarked for implementing a joint city/county nuisance court to deal with low-level crimes such as littering, aggressive panhandling and public drunkenness.

Council members also heard an update on state law concerning municipalities’ ability to ban smoking on city-owned property.

And on a 6-1 vote with Mumpower opposed, Council allocated $309,760 for bicycle-related improvements on Coxe Avenue and $235,950 for neighboring areas of downtown’s south slope. X Brian Postelle can be reached at 251-1333, ext. 153, or at bpostelle@mountainx.com.

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Connolly steps down as county attorney For 20 years, Asheville attorney Joe Connolly has served as Buncombe County attorney. But an Aug. 7 e-mail announced that the Board of Commissioners will interview new candidates for his job.

Connolly tendered his resignation back in April, but the August announcement was the first public indication of the change .

According to board Chair David Gantt, the reason for the resignation is the poor health of his wife. In a May 26 letter, Gantt accepted the resignation with “mixed feelings,” praising Connolly’s “distinguished leadership” and noting that he’d served six boards during his tenure.

“He’s been great, very loyal,” Gantt told Xpress. “He’s given us a lot of good advice.

Every attorney has their hiccups, their ups and downs, but I think the world of Joe Connolly. He’s been attorney as long as I’ve been on the board.”

Gantt added that staff have narrowed down

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their search for a new attorney to three candidates, whom they will interview in a closed session the morning of Aug. 18. Connolly will remain on the job until a replacement is appointed.

There have been a number of legal “hiccups” in recent years. While Buncombe County came out victorious last year when Connolly helped fend off a lawsuit from the city of Asheville over the water system (Buncombe was a codefendant with the state in that case), three other high-profile legal battles haven’t turned out as well for the county.

It came out on the losing end of a ruling last September that found its controversial sale of public parkland to developer Stewart Coleman illegal. Coleman appealed that decision, but the county did not.

In March, the county also lost a lawsuit in which local developers challenged its zoning ordinance. The county chose not to appeal that ruling, and commissioners are in the

process of going back to the drawing board for its zoning maps of the entire county and re-approving the zoning ordinance to comply with state law, a process that will probably end up taking most of a year.

And earlier this summer, Melanie Pitrolo won a federal gender discrimination lawsuit against the county, which found that she had been discriminated against while being considered for a spot as director of the WNC Regional Air Quality Agency.

On May 12, the commissioners met in closed session to discuss an unspecified “personnel matter.” While no announcements came out of that meeting, and none of the commissioners would reveal what was discussed there, a message was writ large on a white tablet, seen through the glass: Stop Losing Lawsuits.

Gantt refused to comment on whether or not that was related to Connolly’s resignation.

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Jane Lubchenco visited Asheville on Aug. 12 to help celebrate the creation of the North Carolina home of the Cooperative Institute for Climate and Satellites, which will also be based at the University of Maryland in College Park, Md. The environmental scientist and marine ecologist said the institute’s unique structure and mission suit Asheville, which is home to the NOAA’s National Climatic Data Center.

“Climate change is a reality, and people are hungry for information,” Lubchenco said. The new institute will make that information, in the form of old weather records and new satellite data, “accessible and understandable to a variety of users, and that could not be more important,” Weather chief: Jane Lubchenco, head of the Lubchenco said.

National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration, The institute, set to receive $93 visited Asheville recently to help celebrate the opening million in federal tax money over the of a new research institute here that will interpret and next five years, will bring together explain climate-change data. academic, nonprofit and community organizations that will use satellite data to detect and forecast climate exist — Brown said. change. It will initially employ about 20 peo- “The institute is a grand experiment and an ple in Asheville. experiment we think is worth doing,” Brown Dr. Otis Brown, who will direct the insti- said. “We think it can make a difference in tute in Asheville, said the institute will focus addressing the issues climate change has put on “new public outreach and connection to in front of us.”

NCDC, as well as the community and the Lubchenco, who spoke to a group of local region.” North Carolina State University is a officials at the North Carolina Arboretum, partner in the institute, so “you’ll see a sig- also told Xpress that the much-discussed crenificant presence of Research Triangle educa- ation of a federal source of user-friendly clitional institutions here,” Brown said. mate change information is still in discussion There will be a focus on the improved com- stages. Dubbed a National Climate Service, munication of climate issues in a nonpartisan it would be a one-stop shop for all kinds of way, Brown said, as well as helping NCDC climate information. broaden its impact by working on regional “It’s an idea whose time has come,” and national climate issues. On the academic Lubchenco said. “There is active dialogue” to side, the institute plans to create a science- determine how such an organization would policy degree track for graduate students to be structured, she said, but no decisions have “bridge that gap between hard science and been made. policy issues” — a track that doesn’t currently — Jason Sandford

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by Margaret Williams The green light has been lit: Now in its ninth year, the three-day Southern Energy and Environment Expo has “reached the mainstream,” says event founder Ned Doyle. What was seen as a fringe movement in S.E.E.’s early days is now almost mainstream, he explains.

Solar-powered hot-water systems aren’t so new any more. Even some of the most conventional businesses are trying to be green. And everyone’s figuring out that saving the environment can keep more green in your wallet too, Doyle observes.

“The same environmental reasons still hold for making sustainable choices, but we’ve finally reached the regular citizens and those who care about the economics,” says Doyle. People are also more willing to talk about environmental and climate-change issues these days instead of pretending the problems don’t exist, he continues. That sea change has allowed the S.E.E. Expo to evolve from offering presentations that explain why solar energy helps the environment to ones that detail how to build a working system (and get tax credits to boot).

Hence the theme for the Aug. 21-23, 2009, event: “The ABCs of Action: Agriculture, Buildings and Cars.” Says Doyle, “I wanted action-oriented presentations [showing] what people can do now, and we got them.”

With his long gray beard, he looks the part of a solar-loving hippy, and indeed, Doyle has been living off the grid in Henderson county for about 20 years. Get him talking about any number of green topics — from electric vehicles to

energy efficiency — and he becomes an outspoken but easy-going, knowledgeable advocate who’s always looking for solutions.

Many activists are fighting tooth and nail against the companies pushing to build new power plants, says Doyle, mentioning Duke Energy’s pending Cliffside project and Progress Energy’s Woodfin proposal, which was canceled after residents organized against it. He suggests collaboration. “It’s not us versus them. It’s all of us in the same boat,” says Doyle.

A joint, yearlong campaign — 250 Megawatts of Community Action — is being launched in conjunction with the expo, he continues. The project calls on residents, business owners and the utility companies to track efforts to reduce energy use, boost efficiency and increase the use of alternative energy sources such as solar power. “We may not reach the goal of saving 250 megawatts in the coming year, but if we gather the data, educate the public, get the utilities involved and apply pressure to them,” says Doyle, “we’ll [demonstrate] that we simply do not need new power plants and that it’s cheaper and easier to use the energy we’ve got now more efficiently.”

That point reminds him of another way the expo has changed with the times: the acknowledgment that pursuing the latest newfangled approach isn’t the only path to take. “In the beginning, people wanted to see windmills on the roof, all shiny and turning,” says Doyle.

Some still do, so they’re a little disappointed “when you tell them better insulation will save energy and money.” While simple weatherization isn’t as sexy as installing new equipment,

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he assures them, it’s a great start — and something that anyone can do, without being an expert or a geek.

Perhaps that’s why last year, as the economy was tanking, he noticed an increase in first-time attendees, especially those looking for practical ideas. He expects high attendance this go-round for sessions such as “Energy Efficiency on a Budget.”

Overall, attendance has steadily increased since 2001, when about 3,000 people came to the premier expo. Six years later, attendees numbered 8,000, Doyle recounts. Given the increased attention sustainability issues are getting, he expects to “crack the 10,000 ceiling this year.”

Doyle attributes the expo’s growing popularity to the comprehensive range of sessions offered,

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For the first time this year, the nonprofit Western North Carolina Alliance is offering a full day of “Passion in Action,”which showcases a variety of ways to get involved in sustainability issues, from writing letters to using the power of the Internet to advocate for change.

Another new series, “Faith in Action,” has been added, as more members of the faith community join the forefront of environmental stewardship.

Further, several presentations have moved past last year’s introductory-level classes to offer a you-can-do-it twist: “Electric Vehicle ‘How To,’” for example.

For the policy wonks, there are also updates on the latest legislation, energy regulations and more. For those passionate about sustainability issues and itching to write a book, there’s a presentation by New Society Publishers, which is looking for submissions.

And for folks looking at their bottom lines, there’s “Powering Your Business: Profiting from Renewable Energy.”

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There will, of course, be displays of electric cars. “You can build your own electric car now.

You don’t have to wait till new batteries are invented,” Doyle says. “If you’re driving less than 30 to 40 miles per day, electric vehicles are practical now.”

And for those who want to see firsthand what else can be accomplished, a Green Home Tour is being hosted Saturday, Aug. 22, in conjunction with the expo. Sponsored by the Hendersonville-based environmental nonprofit ECO, it includes a registered historic home, a small cottage replete with radiant floor heat and organic gardens, a self-built home that uses a gray-water system, Habitat for Humanity homes that adhere to N.C. Healthy Built standards, and Kanuga Conferences, an

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These buildings demonstrate “how following the green path is a twice-green proposition: green for the environment and green financially,” he says. At Kanuga, it’s estimated the switch to solar will cut hot-water costs by 80 percent, reducing the electricity produced by the nearby coal-fired plant and saving money, Weintraub says.

As Doyle says, “The purpose of the expo is to get people on the sustainability path. Once they take that first step or two, the journey starts to fall in place.” X For more information, visit www.seeexpo.com.

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seeexpo SEE Expo 2009: Presentations Friday, Aug. 21 Year-Round Local Foods, 12:30-1:30 p.m.

Regional gardening expert Patryk Battle discusses the wide range of options and perspectives, from farmers markets to CSAs. Biomass Electricity: Helping Our Economy & Ecology, 1:30-2:30 p.m. John Bonitz, farm outreach and policy advocate with the Southern Alliance for Clean Energy, shares the facts, including actions you can take for a clean-energy future.

Agriculture Action: Economics and Local Foods, 3:30-4:30 p.m. John Swann, co-owner of Greenlife Grocery and owner of Maple Creek Farm, discusses the impact of local food production on local economies, trends in the natural-foods industry, marketing your goods and more.

Incubator Farms: Growing New Farmers in America, 4:30-5:30 p.m.

Aaron Newton, co-author of A Nation of Farmers: Defeating the Food Crisis on American Soil, explains how gardeners can make the leap to market farming through affordable access to land, shared equipment and more.

The Carbon-Free Home: Retrofitting for Sustainability, 12:30-1:30 p.m. Stephen and Rebekah Hren, authors of The Carbon-Free Home: 36 Remodeling Projects to Kick the Fossil-Fuel Habit, detail how they renovated their 1932 house in downtown Durham, N.C., and how other homeowners can dramatically reduce fossil-fuel use.

Reduce Your Carbon Footprint: Appalachian Offsets, 1:30-2:30 p.m.

Matt Siegel of the WNC Green Building Council covers simple techniques for immediately reducing your carbon footprint and going carbon neutral — including supporting the nation’s only locally based carbon-offset program.

Improve Your Home’s Thermal Performance, 3:30-4:30 p.m. Isaac Savage of Home Energy Partners describes a step-by-step process for assessing your home’s thermal envelope, considering the variables and installing upgrades.

Investing in Third-Party Consultants, 4:30-5:30 p.m. Consultant Marcus Renner of Conservation Pros explains how a small investment in an unbiased expert can help with planning, scheduling and estimating projects.

Make Mine Electric: Electric Transportation From the E.A.A., 12:301:30 p.m. Dr. Jack Martin, member of the Electric Auto Association and the Triad Electric Vehicle Association, will outline aspects of clean air, peak oil, high-efficiency electronic controls, energy storage, regenerative power and AC/DC motors, with several models on hand.

Safe & Clean Water: The Right to Safe Water from Your Tap, 1:30-2:30 p.m. Hope Taylor, EPA Drinking Water Advisory Council member and executive director, Clean Water for N.C., discusses current drinkingwater issues.

The Hows and Whys of Electric Vehicles, 3:30-4:30 p.m. Mike Moore of Ampmobile Conversions gives the first of three presentations, providing an overview and general discussion of emerging EV technology.

Ethanol in Action, 4:30-5:30 p.m. Richard Freudenberger, publisher

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Energy Efficiency on a Budget, 12:30-1:30 p.m. Amy Musser of VandeMusser Design discusses what works (and won’t break the bank), what to tackle first and what you can do yourself.

Solar-Thermal Water Heating, 1:30-2:30 p.m. Bruce Wood of Sunstore Solar explores the range of applications available today, basic site analysis, and system requirements for maximizing savings while harnessing the sun’s free energy.

Biomass Heat and Power, 3:30-4:30 p.m. Tomas Koenig of Advanced Thermal Solutions talks about avoiding fossil-fuel carbon emissions by using wood chips and other biomass sources for heating and cooling.

Institutional Renewable Energy, 4:30-5:30 p.m. Grayson Newell of Sundance Power Systems will share case studies of recent installations, including solar-thermal, solar-electric and wind-powered systems.

Saturday, Aug. 22

Passion Into Action: Policy Advocacy Skills (Nos. 1-5 below) The Western North Carolina Alliance presents a five-session workshop designed to impart the skills needed for taking action in a variety of situations, particularly policy development.

No. 1, Basic Citizenship, 10:30-11:30 a.m. Attorney and policy advocate Greg Kidd lays out the framework for putting your passion into action, explaining our governmental structure (federal, state and local), who makes what decisions and how, and ways citizens can become involved.

Save the Planet With Your Knife and Fork! 11:30 a.m.-12:30 p.m.

Stewart David of Carolina Animal Action explores the links between eating animal products and a myriad of environmental problems.

No. 2, Written and Spoken Advocacy, 1:30-2:30 p.m. Attorney Jim Grode will focus on the basic methods and strategies for clearly communicating your message, from drafting a letter to the editor to making comments at a public hearing.

No. 3, Campaign Planning, 2:30-3:30 p.m. WNCA’s Julie Mayfield and Ryan Griffith discuss the basic elements of campaign planning, collaborating, working with the media and more.

No. 4, Social Media, 4:30-5:30 p.m. Ryan Griffith of WNCA will cover how to use various social media outlets (Facebook, MySpace, blogs, Twitter) to communicate effectively with the public.

No. 5, Negotiation, 5:30-6:30 p.m. D.J. Gerken of the Southern Environmental Law Center explains how to structure negotiations, develop an effective negotiation strategy, move through obstacles — and when to withdraw.

Control Air Quality: Control Moisture, 10:30-11:30 a.m. Isaac Savage, Home Energy Partners, details the common sources of moisture and how to identify and fix them.

Household Energy Efficiency: The Best Investment, 11:30 a.m.-12:30 p.m. Marcus Renner, Conservation Pros, explores the finances of energy-efficiency upgrades, such as payback periods.

Green Certification Programs: A Tool in Building Your Green Home, 1:30-2:30 p.m.

Matt Siegel, WNC Green Building Council, reviews program requirements and short- and long-term benefits, including increased marketing, shorter time on the market, durability, health benefits and utility savings.

Building a Green Team: New Construction Projects, 2:30-3:30 p.m. Isaac Savage, Home Energy Partners, outlines the various consultants, trades, green programs, processes and more that can help you get the best results for the best price.

Geothermal at Home, 4:30-5:30 p.m. Tomas Koenig, Advanced Thermal Solutions, discusses this viable alternative to conventional forced air.

Building a Zero-Energy Home, 5:30-6:30 p.m.

Phelps Clarke of Sundance Power Systems reviews several case studies for achieving zero grid consumption through efficiency, active solar-thermal systems and electric systems powered by sun, wind and water.

Simplify Your Local Drive, 10:30-11:30 a.m.

Susan Webber of Murdoch Golf and Specialty Vehicles outlines the ever-increasing models and options for street-legal EVs, as well as new developments in AC motor drives.

Water, Water Everywhere: But Not A Drop to Drink, 11:30 a.m.-12:30 p.m. Author and social activist Cecil Bothwell gives an up-todate look at the problems we face in providing everyone with fresh water.

Climate Policy Action: Options and Opportunities for the Southeast, 1:30-2:30 p.m. Jennifer Rennicks of the Southern Alliance for Clean Energy discusses the options and opportunities facing the region and how to get involved for a clean-energy future.

Electric Vehicle â&#x20AC;&#x153;How Toâ&#x20AC;?: Construction Practices for DIY! 2:30-3:30 p.m. Mike Moore, Ampmobile Conversions, explains battery boxes, control boards, electric-motor installations and more.

N.C. Save$ Energy, 4:30-5:30 p.m. Hope Taylor, Clean Water for N.C., offers an update on this proposal, designed to create thousands of jobs, save households hundreds of dollars, stave off the construction of new power plants, reduce pollution and cut climate-changing emissions.

Writersâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; Roundup: New Society Publishers, 5:30-6:30 p.m. Managing Editor Ingrid Witvoet offers an informal discussion of the companyâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s

mission: publishing books that contribute to building an ecologically sustainable and just society.

Powering Your Business: Profiting With Renewable Energy, 10:30-11:30 a.m. Dave Hollister, Sundance Power Systems, discusses incentives and economics of commercial renewable-energy systems. â&#x20AC;&#x153;Smart Gridâ&#x20AC;?: Modern Energy Distribution, 11:30 a.m.-12:30 p.m. Bobby Simpson of Progress Energy provides an in-depth look at the various facets of smart-grid technologies and applications in the utilityâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s service area.

Living Off-Grid, Really! 1:30-2:30 p.m. Aur â&#x20AC;&#x153;Da Energy Monâ&#x20AC;? Beck of Advanced Energy Solutions shares real, fun, interesting and lowcost ways to start living off the grid.

Solar Thermal and Home Heating, 2:30-3:30 p.m. Ole Sorensen, Solar Dynamics, gives an overview of all types of hot-water heating systems for new and existing homes.

Practical Photovoltaics, 4:30-5:30 p.m. Bryan Walsh of Solar Connexion takes questions about anything in the PV spectrum.

Sustainable Action for Business, 5:30-6:30 p.m. Eric Henry of T.S. Designs describes whatâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s happening at his company and how your business can also take a leadership role in focusing on the three â&#x20AC;&#x153;Psâ&#x20AC;?: people, planet and profits.

Sunday, Aug. 23

Leap of Faith: Taking Action to Care for Godâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Creation, 10:30-11:30 a.m. Tom Sineath of T.S. Designs leads this exploration of our roles and responsibilities as environmental stewards.

Across the Generational Universe, 11:30 a.m.-12:30 p.m. Russell Anderson, Southern Energy Network, and Mary Olson, Nuclear Information and Resource Service, offer simple options for bridging the generation gap.

Faith in Action, 1:30-3:30 p.m. A panel of diverse faith-community leaders share their experiences and successful efforts at â&#x20AC;&#x153;greeningâ&#x20AC;? their congregations.

Ecologically Sensitive Landscape Design, 10:30-11:30 a.m. Landscape architect David Tuch of Equinox Environmental discusses how sustainable landscapes create self-renewing, regenerating landscapes without depleting resources or damaging the environment.

Sustainable Home Finishes: Is that Paint Toxic or Not? 11:30 a.m.-12:30 p.m. Earthpaint

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Building with TradicalÂŽ HemcreteÂŽ, 1:302:30 p.m. Greg Flavell of Hemp Technologies shows how this building method creates an energy-efficient, affordable and unique structure.

Designing a Green Home, 2:30-3:30 p.m.

Steve Linton of Deltec Homes highlights key steps in the holistic approach to creating green homes.

Citizensâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; Guide to the Stimulus Package, 10:30-11:30 a.m. Marcus Renner, Conservation Pros, talks about tax rebates for energy-efficiency upgrades, such as weatherization, renewable energy and equipment.

Miracle Broadcast, 11:30 a.m.-12:30 p.m. Solar Jim and Sustainable Jack of the â&#x20AC;&#x153;Home Power Hourâ&#x20AC;? radio show help you overcome your addiction to oil.

N.C. Energy Regulations: Navigating the Renewables Ocean, 1:30-2:30 p.m. Paul Quinlan of the N.C. Sustainable Energy Association offers a comprehensive overview of legislation and regulations.

Electric Vehicles: Your Questions Answered!

2:30-3:30 p.m. Mike Moore, Ampmobile Conversions, answers your questions.

Get Started in PV For $1,200 or Less! 10:3011:30 a.m. Bryan Walsh, Solar Connexion, explains how cutting-edge, grid-tie technology makes it easier than ever to get into solar for less and then â&#x20AC;&#x153;growâ&#x20AC;? your system.

Solar Evolution: Solar Thermal Advances, 11:30 a.m.-12:30 p.m. Tomas Koenig, Advanced Thermal Solutions, shares the latest technologies for providing hot water and heating/cooling your home.

The Joneses Go Solar, 1:30-2:30 p.m. Grant Gosch of First Light Solar describes the choices made by two different-minded neighbors, exploring their motivations, financial considerations and more.

Gridbeam: A Fast, Easy and Affordable System for Constructing Almost Anything, 2:30-3:30 p.m. Jack Martin explains how ordinary folks can tackle projects ranging from furniture and shop benches to wind turbines, truck racks, small buildings â&#x20AC;&#x201D; even electric vehicles.

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FRIDAY 08.21.09 Agriculture & Activism

Green Building

12:30 PM to 1:30 PM

Year Round Local Foods

The Carbon Free Home: Retrofitting for Sustainability

Make Mine Electric: Electric Transportation From the E.A.A.

Energy Efficiency on a Budget

1:30 PM to 2:30 PM

Biomass Electricity: Helping Our Economy & Ecology

Reduce Your Carbon Footprint: Appalachian Offsets

Safe & Clean Water: The Right to Safe Water from Your Tap

Solar Thermal Water Heating

3:30 PM to 4:30 PM

Agriculture Action: Economics & Local Foods

Improve Your Home’s Thermal Performance

The How’s & Why’s of Electric Vehicles

Biomass Heat & Power

4:30 PM to 5:30 PM

Incubator Farms: Growing New Farmers in America

Investing in Third Party Consultants

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Transportation & Policy

Classroom 2

Classroom 3

Ethanol in Action

Clean Energy Classroom 4

Institutional Renewable Energy

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Green Building

10:30 AM to 11:30 AM

Basic Citizenship: Passion into Action - Policy Advocacy Skills #1

Control Air Quality: Control Moisture

Simplify Your Local Drive

Powering Your Business: Profiting with Renewable Energy

11:30 AM to 12:30 PM

Save the Planet With Your Knife and Fork!

Household Energy Efficiency: The Best Investment

Water, Water Everywhere: But Not a Drop to Drink

“Smart Grid”: Modern Energy Distribution Living off Grid, Really

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Transportation & Policy Classroom 3

1:30 PM to 2:30 PM

Written and Spoken Advocacy: Passion Green Certification Programs: A Tool into Action - Policy Advocacy Skills #2 in Building Your Green Home

Climate Policy Action: Options & Opportunities for the Southeast

2:30 PM to 3:30 PM

Campaign Planning: Passion into Action - Policy Advocacy Skills #3

Building a ‘Green’ Team: New Construction Projects

Electric Vehicle “How To”: Construction Practices for DIY!

4:30 PM to 5:30 PM

Social Media: Passion into Action - Policy Advocacy Skills #4

Geothermal at Home

NC SAVE$ ENERGY

5:30 PM to 6:30 PM

Negotiation: Passion into Action Policy Advocacy Skills #5

Building to a Zero Energy Home

Writer’s Round-up: New Society Publishers

Clean Energy Classroom 4

Solar Thermal & Home Heating Practical Photovoltaics Sustainable Action for Business

SUNDAY 08.23.09 Agriculture & Activism

Green Building

10:30 AM to 11:30 AM

Leap of Faith: Taking Action to Care for God’s Creation

Ecologically Sensitive Landscape Design

Citizens Guide to the Stimulus Package

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11:30 AM to 12:30 PM

Across the Generational Universe

Sustainable Home Finishes: Is that Paint Toxic or Not?

Miracle Broadcast

Solar Evolution: Solar Thermal Advances

Building with Tradical® Hemcrete®

NC Energy Regulations: Navigating the Renewable Ocean

The Joneses Go Solar

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1:30 PM to 2:30 PM 3:30 PM to 5:00 PM

“Faith in Action” (2 hour session)

Classroom 2

Designing a Green Home

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Transportation & Policy Classroom 3

Electric Vehicles: Your Questions Answered!

Clean Energy Classroom 4

Gridbeam: A Fast, Easy and Affordable System for Constructing Almost Anything

Eco Calendar for August 19 - 27, 2009 Asheville GreenWorks Our area’s Keep America Beautiful affiliate, working to clean and green the community through environmental volunteer projects. Info: 254-1776 or info@ashevillegreenworks.org.

• TUESDAYS (through 9/22), Noon-1pm - Create a healthy body and a healthy environment at the same time with this active community cleanup. Starts at Pritchard Park. Cleanup supplies provided. RSVP. ECO Events The Environmental and Conservation Organization is dedicated to preserving the natural heritage of Henderson County and the mountain region as an effective voice of the environment. Located at 121 Third Ave. West, Hendersonville. Info: 692-0385 or www.eco-wnc.org.

• TH (8/20), Noon-6pm - ECO Open House. Visit the office, enjoy refreshments and talk with staff and board members about current and upcoming projects.

• SA & SU (8/22 & 23), 10am-4pm - Green Home Tour.

A showcase of green homes throughout the region. $15.

Events With Crabtree Meadows Events are held at the Crabtree Meadows Campground Amphitheater, located at milepost 316 on the Blue Ridge Parkway, unless otherwise noted. Free and open to the public. Info: 765-1228.

• WE (8/19), 10:30am-12:30pm - “Fur and Feathers.”

Learn how to get a trout’s attention. Held at the Linville Falls Visitor Center.

• TH (8/20), 2pm - “Animals of Linville Falls,” held at the Linville Falls Visitor Center.

• FR (8/21), 2pm - “Owls of the Blue Ridge,” at the Linville Falls Visitor Center —- 7:30pm - “Mountain Murder Mysteries: Hang Down Your Head Tom Dooley.”

Enjoy stories about Tom Dooley with a park ranger —- 7:30pm - “The Bear Necessities,” at the Crabtree Meadows Campground Amphitheater, milepost 340.

• SA (8/22), 2pm - “Snakes of the Blue Ridge Parkway,” at the Linville Falls Visitor Center —- “Winged Jewels: Butterflies and Moths of the Blue Ridge,” at the Minerals Museum, milepost 331 —- 7pm - “Stream Gems,” at the Amphitheater, milepost 340 —- 8-9pm - “Folklore, Rumor and Myth,” campfire stories with a park ranger.

• SU (8/23), 10am - “Birds of the Blue Ridge” —- 2pm - “Fur and Feathers.” Learn how to get a trout’s attention. Both events will be held at the Linville Falls Visitor Center.

• TH (8/27), 10:30am-12:30pm - “Fur and Feathers” can be used to catch a trout’s attention. Held at the Minerals Museum, milepost 331 —- 2pm - “Animals of Linville Falls,” at the Linville Falls Visitor Center.

Friends of the River Info: 251-6622.

• MO (8/24), 6:30pm - Land-of-Sky Regional Council Friends of the River Awards Presentation and Dinner. At the Mountain Horticulture Crops Research and Extension Center in Fletcher. Dee Freeman will be the keynote

speaker. Plus, live music by Ian Moore and The Rib Tips. $15. Reservations are required by Aug. 19.

Invasive Exotic Plant Management • FR & SA (8/21 & 22) - The Southern Appalachian Cooperative Weed Management Partnership needs your help controlling invasive exotic plants overtaking a federally threatened species along the Cheoah River. Info: 253-6856, ext. 206 or Lindsay@equinoxenvironmental. com.

Southern Energy & Environment Expo • FR (8/21) through SU (8/23) - The Southern Energy & Environment Expo will be at the WNC Agricultural Center, showcasing renewable energy technologies. $10/$5 for those ages 13 to 21/Free for children. Info: www. seeexpo.com.

Stephen & Rebekah Hren at SEE Expo • FR (8/21), 12:30-1:30pm - Stephen and Rebekah Hren, authors of the award-winning book The CarbonFree Home, will be presenting a workshop at the ninth annual Southern Energy and Environment Expo in Fletcher. $10.

Wild Birds Unlimited Events Located at 1997 Hendersonville Road, Asheville. Info: 687-9433 or www.asheville.wbu.com.

• SA (8/22), 8am - Bird walk at The Orchard, Altapass, Mitchell County. Meet at the Loops Overlook, milepost 328 on the Blue Ridge Parkway. Info: CrabillV@aol. com —- 11am - Join raptor specialist Doris Mager for a presentation on birds of prey at WBU. There will be live birds.

WNC Alliance Members of the WNC Alliance and the public are invited to be agents of change for the environment. Info: 2588737 or www.wnca.org.

• SA (8/22) - Annual meeting at the SEE Expo at the WNC Agricultural Center. Five workshops held throughout the day, the Esther Cunningham Award winner will be announced, plus an evening benefit celebration with food, beer and live music by Now You See Them. $5 for lunch/$10 for celebration.

WNC Nature Center Located at 75 Gashes Creek Rd. Hours: 10am-5pm daily (closed on Wednesdays from Dec. 17-Feb. 25).

Admission: $8/$6 Asheville City residents/$4 kids. Info: 298-5600 or www.wildwnc.org.

• Through MO (9/7) - The Beauty of Butterflies exhibit features native species of butterflies and moths and the plants they need for survival.

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Elijah, my 6-year-old, had been patient these last 15 months as he adjusted to having a baby brother. But come July, it was time to leave the baby with Daddy for a night: Elijah and I were hitting the road on my Ducati Supersport 900.

At home, Elijah used the big bike as a jungle gym, and by age 2, he could identify the brakes, clutch, throttle and exhaust. He took his first ride, around the church parking lot, when he was 3. Once Elijah was big enough to put weight on the back foot pegs, we took him out for longer adventures. The ride to Hot Springs would be his most ambitious yet.

I packed almost everything into two saddlebags, stacking the tent and Therm-a-Rest pads behind Elijah’s seat to make a kind of La-Z-Boy recliner. As an afterthought, I threw in knives for

When we weren’t searching for the perfect stick, we were looking for the perfect place to sit and whittle. both of us. Little did I know a Swiss Army knife would turn out to be the weekend’s focus — and Daddy’s idea of emasculation. (“Why don’t you just teach him how to fish too?” he complained a week later. Oops.)

Waving goodbye, we headed toward the French Broad River. With Elijah in charge of hand signals, we rode north beside the sparkling waterway, grinning into the wind as we whipped past folks fishing and boating.

In downtown Marshall, the scenery changed: shops, art galleries, eateries and even a biker bar.

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From there, we wound our way past the riverrafting companies into Hot Springs. Elijah was perfect in the long, sweeping curves, leaning out far enough to see the road ahead of us and helping the bike make its best angle.

Near the campground, we spied a snow-cone truck that loomed like an oasis. Lying in the shade, we slurped root-beer-flavored ice topped with marshmallow cream.

We set up camp, Elijah somehow managing to inflate his Therm-a-Rest while sitting on it.

And then came the knife. First we opened every tool, learning how to do it without slicing off fingertips all weekend (Elijah needed just one Band-Aid on his thumb). We quickly advanced to whittling. When we weren’t searching for the perfect stick, we were looking for the perfect place to sit and whittle. And every stranger we encountered gave Elijah a chance to show off his new skill.

In between, I wooed Elijah to a riverside beach downstream from a little rapid where kids rode inner tubes. We dug ponds, built bridges and watched a Northern water snake swim along the shore.

After walking to town for dinner, we explored the campground’s secluded, upstream sites, sitting along the bank as the sinking sun turned the leaves flame orange. Elijah whittled, of course.

We watched a movie at the camp bandstand, snuggled into our sleeping bags, and later fell asleep to the rushing river’s hush.

There was no 6 a.m. train the next day, but

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the 6:38 barking dog cut our slumber short. We blinked awake, lolling in our warm bags in the crisp air. Soon Elijah reached beneath his pillow for the knife, showing me how to open the saw blade. We watched the sun rise over the mountain while enjoying juice, coffee and egg-andcheese biscuits.

A summer shower ruled out a planned hike up to Lover’s Leap, and we got doused en route to the nearby Sandy Bottom Trail Rides. Served us right for blatantly disregarding a cardinal rule of motorcycle trips: If you don’t want it to rain, wear your rain gear. We hadn’t even packed it.

Saddling up, we enjoyed an hourlong jaunt through woods and rolling meadows tended by cows and goats. Elijah rode his own horse, and trail guide Ronnie Ball kept us both safe and laughing as he shared his local knowledge and good humor. Naturally, after the ride, Elijah wanted to show off his whittling techniques.

But the rain was catching up to us again, so we rolled on out, staying just ahead of it. We stopped in Marshall for snacks and a climb on a caboose, Elijah suddenly cranky as he realized our trip was nearly done. We rode the swooping roads home, following Elk Mountain Scenic Highway to the Blue Ridge Parkway, then down Town Mountain Road for the grand finale. Back home, I tallied our expenses: gas, $10; food, $50; camping, $25; horseback riding, $75.

The whittling was free. X Bettina Freese lives in Asheville.

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Blue Ridge Bicycle Club Encourages safe and responsible recreational bicycling in the WNC area. To find out more about the club and its ongoing advocacy efforts, or to see a complete club calendar, visit www.blueridgebicycleclub.org.

• THURSDAYS - Fletcher Blue Sky Road Ride. Departs promptly at 9:15am. Route and meeting place vary. No one will be left behind. Call or e-mail for details or if weather is questionable: 696-0877 or JohnL9@mchsi. com.

• SATURDAYS - Gary Arthur Ledges Park Road Ride.

Departs in the a.m. from Ledges Park, located 6.5 miles off UNCA exit on I-26. Ride north along the French Broad River to Marshall for coffee, then return via Ivy Hill. Email for departure time: jbyrdlaw@charter.net.

• SUNDAYS - Folk Art Center Road Ride. Departs in the p.m. from the Folk Art Center on the Blue Ridge Parkway.

This is a show-n-go ride, meaning there may not be a ride leader. Call or email for departure time: 713-8504 or billcrownover@bellsouth.net.

Blue Ridge Parkway Hikes Led by Blue Ridge Parkway rangers.

• FR (8/21), 10am - An easy-to-moderate 1.5-mile RT hike to the summit of Craggy Pinnacle. Bring water, wear walking shoes, and be prepared for changeable weather.

Info & directions: 298-5330, ext. 304 or 350-3822, ext.

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Carl Sandburg Home Carl Sandburg Home National Historic Site is located three miles south of Hendersonville off U.S. 25 on Little River Road. Info: 693-4178 or www.nps.gov/carl.

• TUESDAYS & THURSDAYS, 3pm - Park rangers offer historic walking tours.

Carolina Mountain Club CMC fosters the enjoyment of the mountains of WNC and adjoining regions and encourages the conservation of our natural resources, through an extensive schedule of hikes and a program of trail building and maintenance. $20 per year, family memberships $30 per year. Newcomers must call the leader before the hike. Info: www.carolinamtnclub.org. n Hikes: • WE (8/19), 8am - Jerry Miller Trail to AT to Fork Ridge Trail. Info: 299-0298.

• SU (8/23), 8am - Chatooga River and Ellicott Rock.

Info: 884-7296 —- 12:30pm - Mt. Mitchell Loop. Info: 698-9394.

• WE (8/26), 8:30am - Ivestor Gap Blueberry Hike. Info: 645-0357 —- Bad Fork - Trace Ridge Loop. Info: 6987119.

Friends of Panthertown Work Day Volunteers are needed to maintain trails in Panthertown Valley. No previous experience necessary. Info: 243-9800 or friends.of.panthertown@gmail.com.

• SA (8/22), 10am - Work day at the Cold Mountain trailhead. Info: 526-9938, ext. 258.

Lakeview Senior Center 401 S. Laurel Circle, Black Mountain. Info: 669-8610.

• TU (8/25), 9am - Hike the North Piney trail in Montreat with the center’s hiking group. Info: 669-2052.

Montford Hot August Night 5K Race Hosted by Asheville Parks, Rec. & Cultural Arts, Montford Rec. Center and Asheville Track Club. First 100 runners will receive a T-shirt. $20 ($5 less for children ages 12 and under). Registration taken at 34 Pearson Dr. or at www.active.com. Info: 253-3714 or montfordr@ashevillenc.gov.

• SA (8/22), 7pm - The 5k race will start at the Montford Rec. Center and continue through the Montford community.

Outdoor Events at UNCA Info: 232-5181.

• SU (8/23), 1pm - Ribbon-cutting ceremony at the UNCA Disc Golf Course, at Mullen Park shelter. Info: 251-6587.

Pigeon Valley Bassmasters All interested anglers in the community in WNC, Upstate S.C., East Tennessee and NE Georgia are invited to attend and share fishing ideas. Invitational tournaments are held throughout the area. Info: 884-2846 or middlefork2846@ gmail.com.

• 2nd MONDAYS, 7pm - Meeting at the Canton Library in Canton.

Southern Appalachian Highlands Conservancy The mission of the SAHC is to protect the world’s oldest mountains for the benefit of present and future generations. Info: 253-0095 or www.appalachian.org. n Reservations required for SAHC hikes: e-mail cheryl@ appalachian.org.

• SA (8/22), 5pm - Sunset hike on Ferguson Mountain and Rocky Point along the Blue Ridge that separates Buncombe and Henderson counties. Bring hiking shoes, dinner, water, jacket, camera, insect repellent and flashlight. $10/Free for members.

Swannanoa Valley Museum Located at 223 W. State St., Black Mountain. Info: 6699566 or www.swannanoavalleymuseum.org.

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A cucumber plant weaves its way across the garden bed, wrapping its curly tendrils around a pepper plant I grew from seed.

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This 5-by-20-foot garden sits beside the sidewalk in my Asheville neighborhood. And while a butterfly struggles to reach the nectar within a squash blossom, I ponder the mysteries: From seed to harvest, my garden is always in motion.

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ridiculously green thumb — I set out to plant a garden of my own. At first, my imagination conjured rose arbors and asparagus beds, along with elegant rows of proud vegetables and sprawling wildflower fields teeming with color. But I reined in the daydream: A modest plot outside my Montford apartment would have to suffice.

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shards were cleared, I sat and admired the empty bed. Dirt had never looked so good.

That’s when a neighbor of mine — an older woman often seen strolling the neighborhood with her dog — waltzed up. After an exchange of names and a brief chat, Mary-Ellen leaned in close, cleared her throat and said, “I know what this soil needs.” Eager for advice, I perked up. “You need Black Kow manure — lots of it, by the looks of it — and mushroom compost.

That’s Mary-Ellen’s secret ingredient. Use a good old heap of it,” she said, winking.

A week later, I stood ankle deep in Black Kow layered with white, furry-looking compost. After days of fussing over the mixture, I planted my first seeds and seedlings. And as spring warmed the earth, tiny sprouts soon emerged. For the next few weeks, I watched the wiry sprigs grow taller and the seedlings stronger. I’d been sure the rain would beat them all to pieces, the neighbor’s cats would eat them, or the soil I’d labored over would prove infertile. But each day, my plants grew.

Now I often sit beside the garden, reading and watching the ongoing transformation.

And I’m surprised by how often my neighbors stop to chat when they stroll by, children and dogs in tow. Our conversations always circle around the garden: “What you need is some good mulch. It will certainly help with the weeds and keep your plants hydrated.”

“The trick with tomatoes is to pull the early buds straight off the plant. Straight off, and your plant will shoot up, taller than anything.”

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“Girl, you’re doin’ fine work on that there garden.”

“You won’t believe this, but years ago a friend of mine lived here. She always wanted to turn this spot into a garden. It makes me smile to see it now.”

With the August heat upon us, my garden bursts with produce. ‘Fairy-tale’ eggplants plump up and sweeten on stocky limbs.

Edamame offer fuzzy soybean pods by the handful. The ‘yellow crookneck’ squash competes constantly with a patty-pan variety, the prickly limbs feuding for space like sisters.

Though I’m the only one who tends the garden every day, my partner and neighbors help keep up with the weeding, watering and cooing.

In return, they receive bouquets of ‘rainbow’ chard, lacey kale, collard greens stunted by too much heat and sun but nonetheless tasty, mint sprigs for tea and bundled sage and thyme. We all agree that nothing has ever tasted so good.

When I started my garden venture, I hoped for sweet tomatoes and lovely wildflowers, but I had no idea my garden would have such an impact on the neighborhood. People notice this modest effort — and, like me, they look forward to watching it grow and change.

I’ve learned that even a tiny garden in the city can yield an impressive amount of food: enough to share with the community that grew around it. X Aiyanna Sezak-Blatt can be reached at asezakblatt@mountainx.com or 251-1333, ext.

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Regional Tailgate Markets For more information, including the exact start and end dates of markets, contact the Appalachian Sustainable Agriculture Project. Info: 236-1282 or www.buyappalachian.org.

• WEDNESDAYS - 7:30-11:30am - Asheville City Market South at Biltmore Park Town Square. Info: 348-0340; 4:30-6:30pm - Open June-Sept.: Tryon Tailgate Market, across the railroad tracks from the Tryon Theatre. Info: 894-8823; 1-4pm - Open June-Oct.: Valle Crucis Farmers Market behind the Mast General store. Info: 963-6511; 3-6pm - Victory Tailgate Market, 1329 Tunnel Rd., E. Asheville, past the Blue Ridge Parkway entrance. Info: 775-5593; 2:30-6:30pm - Open April-Oct.: Weaverville Tailgate Market at Lake Louise. Info: 450-0708; 3:30-6:30pm - Open April-Oct.: West Asheville Tailgate Market behind the West End Bakery and Haywood Road Market. Info: 281-9099; 2:30-5:30pm - Open MayOct.: Spruce Pine Farmers Tailgate Market on Pollyanna’s Porch, next to Wildflowers, on Upper Street in downtown Spruce Pine. Info: 467-2171; 2-6:30pm - Open April-Dec.: Wednesday Afternoon Downtown Tailgate Market next to the French Broad Food Co-op in downtown Asheville. Info: 683-1607.

• WEDNESDAYS - 9am-Noon & FRIDAYS - 2-6pm - Open May-Oct.: Burke County Farmers Market. Info: 439-4460. • WEDNESDAYS & SATURDAYS - 8am1pm - Open May-Oct.: Haywood’s Historic Farmers Market at the HART Theater and Shelton House parking lot on Pigeon St. Info: 627-3469; 8am-Noon - Open May-Oct.: Waynesville Tailgate Market. Info: 648-6323; 8am-Noon - Open May-Oct.: Watauga County Farmers Market on Hwy. 105 Ext. in Boone.

Info: 355-4918; WE, 1-6pm & SA, 7am-1pm - Open May-Oct.: Cashiers Tailgate Market. Info: 230-4785.

• THURSDAYS - 3-6pm - Open May-Nov.: Flat Rock Tailgate Market. Info: 698-8775.

• FRIDAYS - 10am-2pm - Open June-Nov.: Cherokee Farmers Tailgate Market on Acquoni Road. in downtown Cherokee. Info: 554-6931; 4:30-6:30pm - Open July-Oct.: Saluda Tailgate Market in the city parking lot on the west end of town. Info: 749-9365.

• SATURDAYS - 8am-Noon - Open June-Sept.: Andrews Farmers Market at First Street in Andrews.

Info: 321-2006; 8am-1pm - Open April through Dec.: Asheville City Market in the Public Works parking lot on S. Charlotte St. Info: 348-0340; 8am-Noon - Open April-Dec.: North Asheville Tailgate Market on the campus of UNCA. Info: 683-1607; 7am-Noon - Open April-Nov.: Henderson County Tailgate Market at 100

N. King St. (between First and Second Avenues). Info: 693-7265; 10am-2pm - Open April-Oct.: Cedar Valley Farmers Market in downtown Murphy. Info: 3617505; 8-11:30am - Open April-Nov.: Polk Tailgate Market in front of the Polk County Courthouse. Info: 894-2281; 8am-Noon - Open June-Oct.: Franklin Tailgate Market in Macon County at West Palmer St. Info: 349-2046; 8am-Noon - Open April-early fall: Lenoir Bluegrass Farmers Market at the Hog Waller stage. Info: 292-4664; 8am-2pm - Open year-round: French Broad Food Co-op Arts & Farm Market at 90 Biltmore Ave. in downtown Asheville.

Art demos and live music. Info: 236-9367; 9am-Noon - Rutherfordton Farmers Market on Main St. in downtown Rutherfordton; 8am-Noon - Open May-Oct.: Mountain Valley Farmers Market on the downtown square in Hayesville. Info: 389-3022; 8:30am1pm - Open May-Oct.: Graham County Farmers Market in the United Community Bank parking lot in Robbinsville. Info: 479-8788; 8am-Noon - Bakersville Farmers Market in the Bakersville Community Medical Clinic parking lot in Bakersville; 8:30am-12:30pm - Open April-Oct.: Yancey County Farmers Market on S. Main St. at Hwy 19E. Info: 682-0601; 9am-1pm Open April-Nov.: Madison County Farmers & Artisans Market in the parking lot near Pittman Cafeteria up Dormitory Dr. at Mars Hill College. Info: 680-9890; 9am-Noon - Open May-Oct.: Black Mountain Tailgate Market on 1st Street behind the First Baptist Church.

Info: 582-5039; 9am-Noon - Open May-Oct.: Jackson County Farmers Market on Railroad Ave. at Bridge Park. Info: 507-1146; 9am-Noon - Open May-Sept.: Riceville Community Tailgate Market in the parking lot of the Riceville Community Center. Info: 2986549; 10am-1pm - Open May-Oct.: Big Ivy Market on the grounds of the Big Ivy Community Center, 540 Dillingham Road, Barnardsville. Info: 626-2624; 8am-Noon - Open June-Sept.: Swain County Tailgate Market in downtown Bryson City. Info: 488-3848.

• SUNDAYS, 1-5pm - Open May-Oct.: Greenlife Tailgate Market at 70 Merrimon Ave. Info: 2545440; Noon-4pm - Open April-Nov.: Sundays on the Island, cross the river at the courthouse on Main St. in Marshall; 9am-5pm - Open June-Oct.: Topton Farmers Market at the crossroads in Topton. Info: 321-9030.

• TUESDAYS & THURSDAYS, 8am-Noon - Open JuneSept.: Canton Tailgate Market at the town hall in the municipal parking lot on Park St. Info: 235-2760.

• TUESDAYS & FRIDAYS, 7am-Noon - Open May-Oct.: Rutherford County Farmers Market on Fairgrounds Road, off Business 74 Hwy. Info: 287-6080.

• TUESDAYS, Noon-5pm & SATURDAYS, 8am-1pm - Open May-Oct.: Morganton Farmers Market behind Geppetto’s Pizza on Beach St. in Morganton. Info: 438-5252; TU 3-6pm & SA 8-11am - Open JuneSept.: Marion Tailgate Market in the W. Henderson Street city parking lot. Info: 652-2215.

• TUESDAYS, THURSDAYS & SATURDAYS, 8am-2pm - Hendersonville Curb Market at Church St., directly across from the old courthouse. Info: 692-8012 or curbmarket@bellsouth.com; 7am-1pm - Open AprilDec.: Transylvania County Tailgate Market in the parking lot behind South Broad Park, next to the library in Brevard. Info: 884-9483.

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Weekday Abbreviations: SU = Sunday, MO = Monday, TU = Tuesday, WE = Wednesday, TH = Thursday, FR = Friday, SA = Saturday

Community Events & Workshops Asheville ABC Series “Assembling Ideas, Building our Futures, Connecting Communities.” Info: www. ashevilleabc.com.

• FR (8/21), 6-8pm “Localized energy.” Held at Firestorm Cafe.

• SU (8/23), 6-8pm “Ethical Capitalism, Servant Leadership, Startup opportunities & Co-ops.” Held at Rosetta’s Kitchen.

Public Lectures & Events at UNCA Events are free unless otherwise noted.

• FR (8/21), 11:25am - Humanities Lectures: “The Scientific Revolution and the Enlightenment: Articulating Universal Laws,” with Dr. John McClain and Dr. Bill Spellman in Lipinsky Auditorium and “Cold War Era,” with Dr. Sarah Judson in the Humanities Lecture Hall. Info: 251-6808.

• MO (8/24), 11:25am - Humanities Lectures: “Egypt,” with Dr. David Hopes in the Humanities Lecture Hall and “Islam and the Muslim World,” with

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Dr. Peg Downes in Lipinsky Auditorium. Info: 251-6808.

Social & SharedInterest Groups Arise & Shine Toastmasters Ready to overcome your fear of public speaking and to enhance your communication and leadership skills? This group provides a friendly environment in which to do so. Guests have no obligation to join.

Info: 776-5076.

• THURSDAYS, 7:30am Meets at UNCA’s Highsmith Student Union.

Asheville Homeless Network Meetings take place at Firestorm Cafe & Books in downtown Asheville. Info: 552-0505.

• THURSDAYS, 2pm - All homeless people and interested citizens are welcome.

Asheville Lesbian Brunch Club Info: www.meetup.com/ Asheville-Lesbian-BrunchClub or Asheville-LesbianBrunch-Club-list@meetup. com.

• SUNDAYS - Be a part of creating positive community every Sunday.

Asheville Local Exchange Trading System (LETS) A community network that allows members to exchange services without the use of cash. Info: www. ashevillelets.org.

• SA (8/22), 1pm - Trade Fair at Firestorm Cafe, 48 Commerce St. New members should arrive at noon for an orientation.

Koinonia Monday Night Potlucks • MONDAYS - Potluck.

The gathering invites people of all walks of life to share their ideas and wisdom with those that are interested in fostering an evolved local and global community. Change begins within us. Info: 333-2000.

Land-of-Sky Regional Council Info: 251-6622 or www. landofsky.org.

• TU (8/25), 7pm - The TCC and TAC will conduct a joint meeting and public hearing on the draft PNL at the Land-of-Sky Regional Council offices, 339 New Leicester Hwy, St. 140.

Old Buncombe County Genealogical Society Open for research at 128 Bingham Rd., Suite 700.

The Old Buncombe County Genealogical Society Library specializes in Old Buncombe County, which comprised the western third of the state. $5/day for nonmembers. Info: 2531894 or www.obcgs.com.

• SA (8/22), 2pm - Monthly meeting. The program will be on “Using GoogleEarth to Locate Your Ancestors,” presented by Jason Wilde, who has used the program extensively in his family history research.

Free.

Scrabble Club Come play America’s favorite word game SCRABBLE. We have all the gear, just bring your vocabulary. Info: 252-8154.

• SUNDAYS, 1-5pm Meets at Books-A-Million in Asheville. We have all the gear. No dues the first six months. Just bring your vocabulary.

Government & Politics Cecil for City Council Events Info: http://cecilbothwell. wordpress.com.

• 1st & 3rd WEDNESDAYS, 7-9pm - Join Cecil for City Council campaign supporters at the Wedge Brewery in the River Arts District.

Free Hugs for Health Care Reform • FRIDAYS, 5-8pm - Join local Obama supporters and give free hugs for health care reform. Pick up signs at Mountain Java in north Asheville at 5pm.

WNC for Change Health Care Campaign Office • MONDAYS through SATURDAYS, 2-8pm - Visit the campaign office inside Mountain Java coffeeshop in north Asheville. Learn how you can fight for health care reform.

Seniors & Retirees Henderson County Senior Softball League The league is always looking for new players, age 50 and older. Weather permitting, they play year-round.

weeklypicks Events are FREE unless otherwise noted.

wed Learn how to get a trout’s attention at a presentation titled "Fur and Feathers" Wednesday, Aug. 19,

from 10:30 a.m. to 12:30 p.m. at the Linville Falls Visitor Center on the Blue Ridge Parkway. Info: 765-1228.

August is local tomato season: Join independent restaurants in downtown Asheville for tomato

thur tastings, tomato cocktails, tomato entrées and more at the Asheville Tomato Walk Thursday Aug.

20, from 5 to 7 p.m. Organized by the Appalachian Sustainable Agriculture Project. Info: 236-1282 or www.asapconnections.org/getlocal09.html.

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TGIF! Begin the weekend getting down at Downtown After Five Friday, Aug. 21, from 5 to 9 p.m. along N. Lexington Avenue in downtown Asheville. Live music by The Pimps of Joytime, Silas Durocher & Everybody Knows and Toubab Krewe’s side project Radasaurus Rex. Info: www.ashevilledowntown. org.

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Charles F. Price, author of Nor the Battle to the Strong: A Novel of the American Revolution in the South, will read and answer questions Saturday, Aug. 22, at 2 p.m. at Pack Memorial Library, 67 Haywood St., Asheville. Part of the N.C. Literary Festival’s Authors on the Road program. Info: 250-4700.

sun Head to downtown Mars Hill Sunday, Aug. 23, for an evening of music, dancing and more along College Street from 6 to 10 p.m. Listen to traditional mountain-music groups from Madison County, and catch the famous Bailey Mountain Cloggers perform. Info: 680-9031.

mon Dr. Peg Downes will give a lecture on ”Islam and the Muslim World” Monday, Aug. 24, at 11:25 a.m. at UNCA’s Lipinsky Auditorium. Info: 251-6808.

Check out the Freaks of Asheville Calendar and Lexington Avenue Arts and Fun Festival (aka

tue LAAFF) exhibit Tuesday, Aug. 25, at the Pack Place Front Gallery, 2 S. Pack Place Square, Asheville.

The exhibit features photos from the calendar and LAAFF, and will be on display through Saturday, Aug. 29. This year’s LAAFF will be Sunday, Sept. 6. Info: 257-4530.

Info: 698-3448 or www.

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• TUESDAYS & FRIDAYS Morning games at Jackson Park in Hendersonville.

Animals Mayfel’s Dog Days of Summer (pd.) Every Thursday through August patrons are invited to come eat and drink with their furry friends in our front patio or back courtyard, 22 College Street, downtown Asheville, 252-8840. Complimentary dog treats provided! This week 10% of proceeds will go to Sarge’s Animal Rescue Foundation.

ChainFree Asheville A nonprofit, all-volunteer effort dedicated to improving the welfare of dogs living outdoors on chains and in pens in Asheville and Buncombe County. Info: www.chainfreeasheville.org or 450-7736.

• SUNDAYS, 11am-3pm - Come help a chained dog experience freedom. No experience necessary. We meet 4 times a month with-

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Horse Sense of the Carolinas The public is invited to tour the farm, meet the horses and therapists and learn more about educational programs. Free.

Reservations are recommended. Info: 683-7304 or www.HorseSenseOTC.com.

• SA (8/22), 10am - Summer Farm Day. Participants will spend several hours washing, cleaning and grooming the horses, followed by lunch and an introduction to horse behavior and psychology. Free. Reservations are required: Shannon@ HorseSenseOTC.com.

Transylvania Animal Alliance Group For information about T.A.A.G., or donations of time or resources, 9663166, taagwags@citcom. net or www.taag.petfinder. com.

• SATURDAYS, 11am4pm - Adoption Days at PETsMART on Airport Road in Arden. View adoptable

animals on our website: www.taagwags.org

Technology Basic Computer Classes Opportunity House in Hendersonville offers basic computer classes including: Basic Skills I, Basic Skills II, Basic Skills III, Internet I, Internet II and E-Mail. Courses in MS Word and MS Excel can be scheduled with enough interest. $30 members/$40 nonmembers. To register: 692-0575.

• MONDAYS, WEDNESDAYS & FRIDAYS, 9:30-11am or 11:30am1pm - Classes.

Computer Basics for the Workplace • A-B Tech’s Human Resources Development program will offer free Computer Basics for the Workplace classes this fall. For a schedule or to register: www.abtech.edu/ ce/hrd/class_schedule.asp or 254-1921, ext. 333.

Business & Careers Mountain BizWorks Workshops Mountain BizWorks is located at 153 S. Lexington Ave., Asheville.

• WE (8/26), 6-8pm Artist Alliance Workshop: “Social Networking Marketing: Easier Than You Think!” Learn the relevant technologies and marketing applications needed to deliver results from social network marketing. $25, includes finger food. RSVP

by Aug. 21: 253-2834, ext.

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Public Relations Association of WNC Info: www.prawnc.org.

• FR (8/28), 11:30am1pm - “E-Newsletters and Effectively Marketing Your Business,” with Spencer Howerton, director of JBA Network, who will discuss how to use e-marketing tools. At the Broadmoor Country Club in Fletcher. $25 nonmembers/$15 members. RSVP by Aug.

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Stephens-Lee Center Events Located at 30 George Washington Carver St. Info: 350-2058.

• TH (8/27), 6:30-8pm Free workshop on “Saving Money on Your Utility Bills — You Can Do It!” with Nancy Ostergaard, N.C. Cooperative Extension.

Learn easy low-cost/nocost ways to save energy and money.

Swannanoa Business Association Info: info@swannanoaba. com, www.swannanoaba. com or 337-4718.

• WE (8/26), 10am-1pm - Swannanoa’s strengths and opportunities will be discussed at Beacon Hall on Whitson Avenue. Lunch reservations: 337-4718.

• TH (8/27), Noon - Join preservation experts for a walk around the downtown area and discuss the possibilities. Meet at Beacon Hall on Whitson Avenue.

Lunch reservations: 3374718.

Volunteering American Cancer Society Relay for Life Info: 254-6931.

• TH (8/27), 5:30-7pm - Biltmore Park interest meeting. Do you want to save lives from cancer and become involved in a groundbreaking event in Biltmore Park? If so, come to the meeting to learn about volunteer opportunities for a summer 2010 event.

Ashevillage Institute (AVI) Nonprofit eco-urban education center and living laboratory for sustainable solutions. Info or to RSVP: 225-8820, info@ashevillage.org or www.ashevillage.org.

• THURSDAYS, 9am-5pm - Volunteer days and potluck lunch. Volunteers needed in: gardening, permaculture, stonework, carpentry, marketing, administration, fundraising, business development.

Asheville City Schools Foundation Seeking Academic Coaches (tutors/mentors) to support students by assisting them with a variety of tasks that support educational success. One hr/wk min., for one school year, in your choice of school or after school program. Training provided.

Info: 350-6135, terri.

wells@asheville.k12.nc.us or www.acsf.org.

• MONDAYS through FRIDAYS, 8:30am-4:45pm - Academic coaching in the schools or at afterschool programs, once a week.

Beaucatcher Brew Bringing the community to the stage. This musical folk-life play is presented

by Homeward Bound of Asheville. Info: 768-2456 or becky@hbofa.org.

• TUESDAYS, 10am - Volunteer meeting at Haywood Street Campus, Central Methodist Church, past the Rescue Mission.

Seeking story-gatherers, transcribers, office assistants, grant writers and more.

Bountiful Cities Project A nonprofit that creates, manages and, in some cases, owns community gardens on Asheville’s urban land. Info: 257-4000 or info@bountifulcitiesproject.org.

• WEDNESDAYS, 38:30pm - Community Garden Workdays.

Volunteers appreciated at Pearson Drive garden located in the Montford neighborhood. Info: 2738151 or 257-4000 and leave a message.

Catholic Social Services n Volunteers are needed throughout the week. Info: 255-0146.

• WEDNESDAYS, 1-4pm - Direct Assistance Day. Help sort clothing, shelve food, pack bags of food and more. Call for details.

Graffiti Removal Action Teams Join Asheville GreenWorks in combating graffiti vandalism in our community.

Removing quickly and keeping covered is the best way to reduce graffiti.

Info: 254-1776.

• THURSDAYS - Graffiti removal.

Guardian ad Litem Program Seeks Volunteers Volunteers are needed to advocate for children involved in the juvenile court process due to abuse and neglect. No experience necessary. Free training prepares volunteers to make a difference in a child’s life. Info: 2516130.

• MO (9/21) - Training begins. Call to register.

Land-of-Sky’s Retired Senior Volunteer Program RSVP places adults age 55 and older in local nonprofit and charitable agencies in Buncombe, Henderson, Madison and Transylvania

Counties. Help make the community a better place for all. Info: 251-6622 or patti@landofsky.org.

• TU (8/25), 10-11am - Informational orientation. Want to volunteer in your community, but don’t know where to start? RSVP can help even the busiest person find a volunteer opportunity.

Registration required.

Men and Women Wanted Big Brothers Big Sisters is holding a back-to-school volunteer recruitment drive. Mentors share outings twice a month with youth from single-parent homes. Volunteers also needed to mentor during the 2009-10 school year.

Info: 253-1470 or www. bbbswnc.org.

• WE (8/19), Noon - An Information Session for interested volunteers will be held at the United Way Building, S. French Broad Ave., room 213.

Seeking Volunteers for Mill Around the Village • MONDAYS, 6pm Planning meetings for the third annual Mill Around the Village Festival in downtown Swannanoa are held at Beacon Hall in Swannanoa. Volunteers are needed. Info: 337-4718.

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We proudly display the Verified Logo to signify that the circulation that we present to advertisers is accurate and verifiable by a reliable third party source.

Special Olympics Buncombe County Info: 250-4265 or grace. young@buncombecounty. org.

• Through MO (8/31) - Sign up to be a volunteer cheerleader for the Special Olympic events scheduled for the fall and winter.

No experience is necessary. Practice begins in September. Call for details and to pick up a physical and consent form.

The Lord’s Acre A Faith Garden Project organized and sponsored by local churches and volunteers who have come together to help provide food for families in need.

Located in Fairview. Info: www.thelordsacre.org.

• WEDNESDAYS, 6-8pm & SATURDAYS, 8-11am Volunteers are needed.

TROT The therapeutic horseback riding program at FENCE in Tryon. Info: www.fence. org/trot.

• TU (8/25), 6pm Training class for new volunteers. Required for all those interested in assisting during lesson activities for TROT’s riders, and also serves as a refresher course for returning volunteers. If interested:

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Debbie Buckner, a cancer survivor and the face of Beauty Through Cancer. photo courtesy of Kristi Hedgurg Photography

Beauty Through Cancer Beauty Through Cancer focuses on celebrating a woman’s inner and outer beauty both during and after her battle with cancer. The volunteer-based organization offers many programs and services — all at no charge — including a give-and-take program that provides wigs, hats, scarves and jewelry to any woman going through cancer treatments; interactive support groups with speakers from different medical, beauty, therapeutic and fitness backgrounds; socials every month; and more.

Founder and President of Beauty Through Cancer Earleen Bennett says, “This journey has changed who I am, I love what I do every day and I feel we really make a difference ... . I am surrounded by strong, amazing and beautiful women. We all draw strength from one another.”

There will be a wine-tasting fundraiser for the organization Saturday, Sept. 12, from 3 to 6 p.m. at WineStyles in Gerber Village, 10 Crispin Court, Suite 102, Asheville. In addition to the tasting, there will be a fashion show, music, food by Chef in Motion and raffle prizes. Tickets are $10 in advance and $15 at the door, and are available at WineStyles or the offices of Beauty Through Cancer, 131 McDowell St., Asheville.

Join in the celebration of Beauty Through Cancer’s grand opening at a ribbon-cutting event Thursday, Oct. 1, from 5 to 7 p.m. Call 252-8558 or visit www. beautythroughcancer.org for information on events, support group schedules and how to get involved.

Nonprofits interested in being featured in Group Spotlight should e-mail mdalton@mountainx.com for submission details

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859-9021 or therapeuticriding@fence.org.

Volunteer at LAAFF Lexington Ave Arts and Fun Fest (LAAFF) is a free street festival held on N. Lexington Ave. between College St. and the 240 overpass. The festival is a fundraiser for local nonprofit Arts2People, and will be held on Sept.

6. Info: 776-6248, www. arts2people.org or www. lexfestasheville.com.

• Through SU (9/6) Volunteers are needed for this year’s festival. To sign up: volunteer@lexfestasheville.com.

Waynesville Parks and Recreation Info: 456-2030 or recathletics@townofwaynesville. org.

• SA (8/22), 9:30am - Volunteers are needed for a work day at the site of the future Waynesville skate park. This will take place at the former Horse Ring on Vance Street.

Health Programs & Support Groups Freedom from Sugar Addiction and SelfDestructive Eating (pd.) • Turn off the drives and appetites for sugary, fatty foods • Change emotional and mindless eating patterns • Move beyond drugs, diets and surgery • Acquire practical, effective tools to retrain your brain • Cravings for sugary, fatty foods fade • 12 session Wired for Freedom courses starting September 21.• Day and Evening courses available • Call 231-2107 for information/enrollment fees • Nothing tastes as Sweet as Freedom!

Shoji Spa Discounts and Events (pd.) • Locals Discount: Tuesday, Wednesday and Thursday. • SPArty: Wednesday evenings, 6-8 p.m. Drinks, food and music, free. 828-2990999. www.shojiretreats. com AARP/Walgreens Wellness Tour Offering adult health screenings in bone density, cholesterol, glucose, blood pressure, waist circumference and body mass analysis. Participants will receive a one-year AARP membership. No appointment is necessary. Free.

• TH (8/20), Noon6pm - Health screening at Walgreens, 1835 Hendersonville Road.

• FR (8/21), Noon-6pm - Health screening at Walgreens, 841 Merrimon Ave. • SA (8/22), Noon-6pm - Health screening at Walgreens, 91 S. Tunnel Road.

• SU (8/23), Noon-6pm - Health screening at Walgreens, 382 Asheville Hwy. • MO (8/24), Noon-6pm - Health screening at Walgreens, 1148 Asheville Hwy. Al-Anon Al-Anon is a support group for the family and friends of alcoholics. More than 33 groups are available in the WNC area. Info: 800-286-1326 or www. wnc-alanon.org.

• WEDNESDAYS, 12:151:15pm - Step study: First Baptist Church, 5 Oak St. Park in the back of lot between Church and Y. Info: 686-8131.

• WEDNESDAYS, 8pm - Al-Anon in West Asheville: Meeting at West Asheville Presbyterian Church, 690 Haywood Rd., across from Ingles.

Separate Newcomers’ Meeting meets also at 8pm. Info: 258-4799.

• THURSDAYS, 7pm - Discussion meeting for parents of children with addictions: West Asheville Presbyterian Church, 690 Haywood Road, across from Ingles. Info: 2426197.

• FRIDAYS, 8pm - The Lambda (GLBT) group of Al-Anon is a gay-friendly support group for families and friends of alcoholics, and holds their weekly candlelight meeting at All Souls Cathedral, 3 Angle St. Info: 670-6277 (until 9pm).

• FRIDAYS, 12:30-1:30pm - Discussion meeting: First Baptist Church, 5 Oak St. Park in the back of lot between Church and Y. Info: 686-8131.

• FRIDAYS, 6:30pm - Discussion meeting for couples only: All Souls Cathedral, 3 Angle St. Info: 676-0485.

• SATURDAYS, 10am - Al-Anon North: Meeting at Grace Episcopal Church, 871 Merrimon Ave. • SATURDAYS, 10am - Saturday Serenity at St Mary’s Episcopal Church on the corner of Charlotte and Macon. Beginners welcome.

• SATURDAYS, Noon - Weaverville discussion meeting at First Baptist Church on N. Main St.,

next to the library. Enter via side glass doors.

• SUNDAYS, 5-6pm Discussion meeting: West Asheville Presbyterian Church, 690 Haywood Road. Info: 281-1566.

• MONDAYS, 12-1pm - Discussion meeting: First Baptist Church, 5 Oak St. Park in the back of lot between Church and Y. Info: 686-8131.

• TUESDAYS, Noon - Black Mountain Group meets at St. James Episcopal Church, 424 W. State St. Info: 277-8620.

• TUESDAYS, 7pm Discussion meeting: First Congregational United Church of Christ, 20 Oak St. Info: 253-6624.

BirthNetwork of WNC A nonprofit promoting wellness-focused childbirth. Meetings are held at the Blue Ridge Mall in Hendersonville, 1800 Four Seasons Blvd., in the Pardee Education Center.

Free. Info: birthnetworkofwnc@gmail.com or www. birthnetwork.org.

• TU (8/25) 7-8pm - The monthly meeting will focus on “When to cut the umbilical cord” with Dr. Price.

C.L.O.S.E.R.R. Community Liaison Organization for Support, Education, Reform and Referral. The group offers support, networking, education, entertainment and fellowship for the Gay, Lesbian, Bisexual, Transgender, Transsexual, Straight and their Allies.

• TUESDAYS, 7-9pm - Meets in the social room at All Souls Episcopal in Asheville.

CarePartners Hospice Bereavement Offers one-on-one grief counseling, support groups, grief education classes, a monthly grief support newsletter and semi-annual memorial services (available to anyone who is suffering a loss through death). Located at 68 Sweeten Creek Road., Asheville. Call 251-0126 to set up an initial visit with a counselor.

• WEDNESDAYS (monthly) - Suicide Loss Group meets.

• TUESDAYS & WEDNESDAYS - Good Grief Support Groups meet.

• WEDNESDAYS - ChildLoss Support Groups meet.

• MONDAYS & TUESDAYS - Grief Education Classes.

DivorceCare • WEDNESDAYS, 6:157:30pm - DivorceCare, a video seminar and support

group featuring nationally recognized experts on divorce and recovery topics, including “Facing my Anger,” “Facing my Loneliness” and “Forgiveness.” Childcare provided. Info: 254-4688 or www.mountcarmelonline.org.

Dual Recovery Group Group meets at the Black Mountain Presbyterian Church House, 117 Montreat Road. For individuals who have a chemical dependency, emotional, and/or psychiatric illness and need support. A 12step based program. Info: 357-8403.

• TUESDAYS & THURSDAYS, 8pm - Group meets.

Eating Disorders Individuals are welcome to come to one or all of the support group meetings.

Info: 337-4685 or www. thecenternc.org.

• WEDNESDAYS, 78pm - Support group for adults at T.H.E. Center for Disordered Eating, 297 Haywood St. Free.

Food Addicts Anonymous A fellowship of men and women who are willing to recover from the disease of food addiction. Sharing experiences and hope with others allows participants to recover from the disease one day at a time.

All are welcome. Info: 242-3717.

• MONDAYS, Noon1pm & FRIDAYS, 7-8pm - Meetings at Biltmore United Methodist Church, 376 Hendersonville Road, Asheville.

Health Events at Earth Fare South Located at 1856 Hendersonville Rd. Events are free, unless otherwise noted. Info: 210-0100.

• WE (8/19), 6pm - Brain Snacks for Kids and Adults. Get ahead in school and work with good-for-your-brain snacks and exercises you can do anywhere. Call to register.

• TH (8/20), 6:30pm - Pandemic Protection - Arming the Immune System. Guest Speaker: Robert Scott Bell, D.A. Hom. Call to register.

Henderson County Red Cross Red Cross holds classes in CPR and First Aid for infants, children and adults; Standard First Aid in Spanish; Babysitter Training; Pet First Aid. Located at 203 Second Ave. East, Hendersonville.

Info: 693-5605.

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: Blood Drive dates and locations are listed below. Appointment and ID required.

• TU (8/25), 1:30-6pm - First United Methodist Church, 204 Sixth Ave. West. Info: 693-4275.

• WE (8/26), 1:30-5:30pm - Kenmure, 100 Clubhouse Dr., Flat Rock. Info: 6935605 or bethg@hcredcross.net —- 6:30-11am & 12:30-5pm — Pardee Hospital Jamison Conference Room, 800 N. Justice St. Info: Chris.

Power@pardeehospital.org or call 696-4712.

• TH (8/27), 9am-1:30pm - Blue Ridge Community College in the student lounge, 180 West Campus Dr. Info: 694-1802 —2:30-7pm - Mac Easler Ford & WMIT, 601 Duncan Hill Road. Info: 693-4281.

Hep C Hope of WNC Group meetings and educational sessions to help those with Hepatitis C learn the skills necessary to cope with their illness, and to lend support through every phase of the disease, including liver transplantation. Info: 254-0590 or www.hepchope.org.

• 4th MONDAYS, 6pm - Meetings are held at MAHEC, 501 Biltmore Ave. There will be an open forum to discuss Hepatitis C. Everyone is welcome.

K.A.R.E. Support Groups Kid’s Advocacy Resource Effort offers several ongoing support groups. Info: 456-8995.

• WEDNESDAYS, 5:307:30pm - Single Parents Support Group. Dinner and childcare provided. At First United Methodist Church, 566 S. Haywood St., Waynesville. Call ext. 201 for more info.

NAMI Family-to-Family A free 12-week class for relatives of individuals diagnosed with a severe mental illness. Trained family members teach the course, which balances education with self-care, emotional support and empowerment. Early registration is required.

• MONDAYS (8/24) through (11/16), 6:30-9pm - The course focuses on schizophrenia, bipolar disorder, clinical depression, panic disorder and other illnesses. Free. To register: 258-5359 or sharonpitts1@gmail.com.

Narcotics Anonymous A fellowship of recovering addicts that can help those afflicted get clean and stay clean through a 12-step

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program. The group focuses on recovering from the disease of addiction rather than any particular drug. For WNC NA meeting schedules and info: www. wncana.org. Helpline: (866) 925-2148.

• DAILY - Please call for location details.

Opportunity House Events Located at 1411 Asheville Hwy. in Hendersonville.

Info: 698-5517 or 6920575.

• WEDNESDAYS, 7:309am - Low cost medical testing with Linda Garren, RN of Hendersonville. No appointments necessary.

Info: 692-0575.

Overcomers Recovery Support Group A Christian-based 12step recovery program.

Provides a spiritual plan of recovery for people struggling with life-controlling problems. Meetings are held at 32 Rosscraggon Road. All are welcome.

Info: rchovey@sos.spcasheville.org.

• TUESDAYS, 7-8pm - Meeting.

Overeaters Anonymous A fellowship of individuals who, through shared experience, strength and hope, are recovering from compulsive overeating.

This 12-step program welcomes everyone who wants to stop eating compulsively. Meetings are one hour unless noted.

• THURSDAYS, Noon Asheville: Biltmore United Methodist Church, 376 Hendersonville Rd. (S. 25 at Yorkshire). Info: 2981899.

• SATURDAYS, 9:30am - Black Mountain: Carver Parks & Recreation Center, 101 Carver Ave. off Blue Ridge Road. Open relapse and recovery mtg. Info: 669-0986.

• MONDAYS, 6:30pm - Hendersonville: Balfour United Meth. Church, 2567 Asheville Hwy. (Hwy. 25).

Open mtg. Info: 1-800580-4761.

• MONDAYS, 5:15pm - Asheville: First Congregational United Church of Christ, 20 Oak St. Beginners mtg. Info: 277-8185.

• MONDAYS, 6pm - Asheville: First Congregational United Church of Christ, 20 Oak St. Open mtg. Info: 2778185.

• TUESDAYS, 10:30amNoon - Asheville: Grace Episcopal Church, 871 Merrimon Ave. at Ottari.

Open BBSS mtg. Info: 280-2213.

Park Ridge Hospital Park Ridge Hospital is located in Fletcher and hosts a number of free events, including cholesterol screenings, vision screenings, PSA screenings, bone density checks for women, lectures, numerous support groups and a Kid Power program.

Info: 687-3947 or www. parkridgehospital.org.

• Through FR (8/28) August 2009 WOW Events: Free vision screenings, cholesterol screenings and bone-density checks, plus $10 PSA screenings. Call or see Web site for locations and times.

Red Cross Events & Classes Red Cross holds classes in CPR/First Aid for infants, children, and adults; Babysitter Training; Pet First Aid; Bloodborne Pathogens; Swimming & Water Safety; and Lifeguarding. All classes held at chapter headquarters, 100 Edgewood Rd. To register, call 258-3888, ext. 221. Info: www.redcrosswnc.org. : Bloodmobile Drive dates and locations are listed below. Appointment and ID required.

• TH (8/20), 11:30am4pm - Lowe’s in South Asheville, 19 McKenna Road. Info: 650-8000 —2-6:30pm - Skyland United Methodist Church, 1984 Hendersonville Road. Info: 684-7283 —- 10am-2pm - Haywood Park Hotel, 1 Battery Park Ave. Info: 252-2522 —- 2-6pm - Living Savior Lutheran Church, 301 Overlook Road. Info: 650-0404.

• FR (8/21), 9am-1:30pm - YMCA, 30 Woodfin St. Info: 210-9622.

• MO (8/24), 2:30pm7pm - 106.9 the Light is promoting a blood drive at Asheville Chevrolet, 205 Smokey Park Hwy. Donors will receive a T-shirt and a coupon for a free Chick-Fil-A sandwich. Info: www.1069thelight.org or 665-4444.

• WE (8/26) - Lowe’s in Weaverville, 24 North Ridge Commons Pkwy.

Info: 782-9020.

S-Anon For those affected by someone else’s sexual behavior. Info: 545-4287 or 606-6803.

• WEEKLY - Three meetings are available per week.

Sex and Love Addicts Anonymous SLAA is a 12-step fellowship of men and women who have a desire to

stop living out a pattern of sex and love addiction. Meetings are held in downtown Asheville. Open to all sexual orientations.

Info: AshevilleSLAA@ gmail.com.

• SATURDAYS, 10am - First Congregational United Church of Christ, 20 Oak St. Straighten Up, America • WE (8/26), 11:30am1pm - Join Madeline Dillingham, CarePartners Orthopaedic Provider Relations Director, for a free exercise program for adults of all ages. Lunch provided. Learn how 3 minutes a day of easy exercises can improve your posture and spinal health. To register: 2774815.

Transitions: Job Loss Resource & Support Group • WEDNESDAYS, 3pm - Meets at the First United Methodist Church of Hendersonville, located at the corner of Sixth Avenue and Church Street in downtown Hendersonville.

Info: www.hvlfumc.org/ transitions or 693-4275.

WNC Brain Tumor Support Adult support group for newly diagnosed brain tumor patients, brain tumor survivors, their families and caregivers. Info: 6912559 or www.wncbraintumor.org.

• 3rd THURSDAYS, 6:30pm - Group meets at the West Presbyterian Church Fellowship Hall, 690 Haywood Rd.

Helplines For Xpress’ list of helplines, visit www. mountainx.com/events/ category/helplines.

Sports Groups & Activities Asheville Masters Swimming • MONDAYS through FRIDAYS, 5:45-7:15am & SATURDAYS, 7-9am - Fitness, competitive and triathlon swimmers welcome at Asheville Country Club. Info: www.ashevillemasters.com.

Disc Golf Check the kiosk at Richmond Hill Park for events and nearby tournaments. Info: 680-9626 or www.wncdiscgolf.com.

• SUNDAYS, 4pm Doubles at Waynesville Rec Park.

• MONDAYS, 5:30pm Doubles at Black Mountain Park.

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Saturday, August 22 • 2pm-Program, 3pm-Signing This program is free and the public is invited. www.ncliteraryfestival.org Pack Memorial Library 67 Haywood Street • 250-4700 52

• TUESDAYS, 5:30pm - Doubles at Richmond Hill Park.

Monday Night Women’s Road Ride • MONDAYS, 6-8pm Sponsored by ABRC. Meet at Youngblood Bicycles, 233 Merrimon Ave. Be ready to ride at 6pm Approx. 27 miles at 1215mph; no one left behind.

Info: 254-4578.

Pickleball It’s like playing ping pong on a tennis court. For all ages. $1 per session.

Paddles and balls are provided. Info: 350-2058.

• MONDAYS, WEDNESDAYS & FRIDAYS, 9-11am - Meets at Stephens-Lee Rec Center, 30 George Washington Carver St. (take S. Charlotte to Max St.).

Safe Road Bicycle Riding Class • SA (8/22), 8:30am-3pm - Gain confidence to ride your bike in traffic. Intro to safe bike riding on the road and in traffic. Participants should have basic riding skills. The class includes discussion, skills training and on-road practice. Bring bike and helmet. $10.

Sports at UNCA Unless otherwise noted, all events are free and open to the public. Info: 251-6459.

• MO (8/24), 4pm - UNCA Men’s Soccer exhibition game vs. Catawba College at Greenwood Field. Info: 251-6459.

Thursday Night Track Races • THURSDAYS, 5-9pm - Meets at Carrier Park on Amboy Road. Register at 5pm; races begin at 6pm.

Various races, fixed gear bikes, no brakes. Weather permitting. Info: 254-4578.

Women’s Martial Arts • SATURDAYS (through 8/22), 10am Grandmaster Brian Adams offers a women’s introductory martial arts class, to encourage self-confidence using Chinese, Japanese and Filipino techniques.

Info: 595-1455 or http:// integratedmartialarts. net. Free and open to the public.

Kids Register Now for YWCA After-School August 10, 2009 (Asheville, NC) (pd.) Registration is now open for the YWCA of Asheville’s After-School Program for grades K-6.

This 5-Star rated program will begin on August 25.

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S. French Broad Ave. The YWCA provides transportation from area schools.

Participants receive homework assistance, and participate in enrichment activities such as swimming lessons, gardening, dance, and field trips.

Space is limited — sign up today! Cost is $67/week for YWCA members and $104/week for non-members. Parents interested in the program may pick up an application at the YWCA or download it from www.ywcaofasheville.org.

The YWCA After-School Program is open on teacher workdays, snow days, and select holidays. For more information call 2547206 x 111. The mission of the YWCA is eliminating racism and empowering women. The YWCA of Asheville is a United Way Agency.

At The Health Adventure Free first Wed. of every month from 3-5pm. Hours: Tues.-Sat., 10am-5pm & Sun., 1-5pm. $8.50 adults/$7.50 students & seniors/$6 kids 2-11.

Program info or to RSVP: 254-6373, ext. 324. Info: www.thehealthadventure. org.

• MONDAYS through FRIDAYS (through Aug.), 10:30am - Story time.

• Through SU (9/6) Arthur’s World, the national touring exhibition based on the PBS children’s television series and popular Marc Brown books, will be on display.

Blue Ridge Parkway Visitor Center • TH (8/20), 7-8:30pm - Family Night. Join rangers at the Parkway Visitor Center, milepost 384, to learn about the toys that entertained kids before we had electricity. Kids will make a traditional Southern Appalachian toy. Free, but registration is required: 298-5330, ext. 304 or 350-3822, ext. 209.

Botanical Gardens at Asheville This 10-acre nonprofit nature preserve at 151 W.T. Weaver Blvd. (next to UNCA) is dedicated to preserving and displaying the native flora of N.C. Info & event registration: 252-5190 or www.ashevillebotanicalgardens.org.

• SA (8/22), 9:3011:30am - Kid’s Program: What makes an insect an insect? Learn why insects visit flowers and how to determine if an insect is beneficial to the garden. $7. Register: 252-5190.

Events at Earth Fare South Located at 1856 Hendersonville Rd. Info: 210-0100.

• SA (8/22), 10am-1pm Back to School Bash. The Great Tomato Scavenger Hunt and Brain Trivia Games, lunchbox culinary demos and giveaways (mountain bike and guitar).

Free.

Kids Corner Market A series of free activities for kids at the Asheville City Market. Organized by Appalachian Sustainable Agriculture Project to get children excited about fresh food and physical activity. Info: 236-1282 or brook@asapconnections. org.

• SA (8/22), 10am12:30pm - Cooking Demo with Slow Food.

Spirituality 20th Of Each Month • Heal Yourself And Mother Earth (pd.) Participate in worldwide long-distance group EssenceWork TM sessions. • Registration deadline: 15th of each month.

• Private sessions, please call Lania Desmond: (828) 236-1230 or www.soulpoint.com/essence-work. html Astro-Counseling (pd.) Licensed counselor and accredited professional astrologer uses your chart when counseling for additional insight into yourself, your relationships and life directions. Readings also available. Christy Gunther, MA. (828)2583229.

Buying And Selling Metaphysical, Occult, And Self-Care Books (pd.) Monday-Saturday.

5428 Asheville Hwy (Hwy 25) 1/2 mile South, I-26 exit 44 next to Crystal Visions. (828) 681-5580. www.newvisionsmarketplace.com Hebrew Language Classes (pd.) By a native Hebrew speaker. Immersion through the Bible.

Successful method, for all levels. • Individuals or groups. Call Maria Thomas (828) 507-1622. mariati00@hotmail.com Tuesday Afternoons • Meditation • Great Tree Zen Temple (pd.) 5:30pm, 679 Lower Flat Creek Road, Alexander. More information: 645-2085 or www. greattreetemple.org A Course in Miracles Classes For anyone sincerely interested in joining a loving

group for ACIM study and practice. The group meets at Groce United Methodist Church in East Asheville.

Info: 712-5472.

• MONDAYS, 6:30pm Study group meets.

All One Asheville “Friends of Non-Duality.”

Share silence while exploring non-dual teachers and living in the Now Present Moment.

Meetings at various locations. Info: 216-7051 or BeHereNow28804@ yahoo.com.

• SUNDAYS, 7pm Discover true fulfillment.

Silent sitting and video satsang with Western spiritual teacher Gangaji. New location at Serventhood House, 156 East Chestnut St., near Greenlife.

An Evening With Spirit All are welcome to communion with Spirit and channel messages. Held at the White Horse in Black Mountain, 105C Montreat Road. No latecomers. Love offering. Info: 713-2439.

• SUNDAYS, 6-9pm Evening events will be lead

by Theo Salvucci.

Asheville Chaos Magick Clique A discussion group focusing on chaos magick and related themes. Info: ashevillechaosmagickclique@ gmail.com or 777-9368.

• 3rd THURSDAYS, 6-9pm - Meeting. Call for location.

Asheville Meditation Center Classes are held at the Greenlife Community Center, 90 Merrimon Ave., unless otherwise noted.

Info: 505-2300 or www. meditateasheville.org.

• THURSDAYS, 6:307:30pm - Meditation Circle. Held at One World Healing Arts Institute, 2 Sulphur Springs Road, W. Asheville. Donations accepted.

Asheville Satsang With Gangaji Info: 216-7051 or nckristinenelson@yahoo.com.

• SUNDAYS, 7pm Discover true fulfillment.

Silent sitting and video satsang with Western spiritual teacher Gangaji. New location at Serventhood House, 156 East Chestnut St., near Greenlife.

Bruno Groening Circle of Friends Help and healing the spiritual way through the teachings of Bruno Groening.

Participants are asked to attend an introduction before coming to the regular community hour. Info: 393-0630 or ehlersk@ aol.com.

freewillastrology ARIES (March 21-April 19): Maybe you weren’t listened to very attentively as a child. Perhaps you were dressed in clothes you didn’t like, hugged only three times a year, and fed food you were allergic to. I suppose it’s even possible that your parents were psychotic drug dealers who kept you chained to a radiator in their squalid basement. If that’s the case, Aries, I would understand if you had an urge to devote the next three decades to bewailing your bitter past and scheming up ways to wreak revenge on the cruel world. But if you have ever been curious about whether there might be better ways to allocate your time and energy, I have good news. According to my reading of the astrological omens, you now have it in your power to overcome your toughest memories and set out on a course to become almost as secure as if those bad things had never happened.

TAURUS (April 20-May 20):

Let’s say you’re listening to your favorite band on a stereo system. There is a place between the two speakers where you will hear the two streams of music blend perfectly, exactly as the sound engineer intended. This place is called the sweet spot. If you play tennis or baseball, you know about another version of the term “sweet spot.” It’s the area on the racquet or the bat where you get best results when striking the ball. According to my astrological analysis, Taurus, this will be your ruling metaphor for the next three weeks. You have arrived at your very own sweet spot -- the embodiment of all that is melodious, graceful, delicious, aromatic, and effective.

GEMINI (May 21-June 20):

Squirrels often bury the nuts they find, intending to come back and retrieve their bounty at a later time. The only trouble is, they sometimes forget where their hiding places are, and the nuts go uneaten. This, at least, is the story told by children’s book writer Beatrice Potter, and I regard her as an authority on such matters.

I bring this to your attention, Gemini, because you’re entering a phase when it will be wise for you to track down and accumulate extra reserves of a prime resource. As you do, make sure you remember all the pertinent details that will allow you to fully access them when you need them in the future.

CANCER (June 21-July 22):

For better or worse, you are at least temporarily becoming more psychic. It could be a blessing, or it might be a bit of a burden. You may really enjoy having an enhanced ability to tune in to what people are thinking and feeling, and it could prove eminently useful.

Knowing what’s really on everyone’s mind might give you a significant edge as you work to turn grand fantasies into well-grounded realities. But it also might tax your empathy

or tempt you to ignore boundaries that should be upheld. I hope that by informing you of this situation, I have made it far more likely that your higher sensitivity will be a gift instead of a glitch.

LEO (July 23-Aug. 22):

Your strategies are very close to working. The results you’ve generated so far are almost useful, bordering on successful, and on the brink of being beautiful. My question now is: You won’t stop here, will you? You’ve already garnered a measure of recognition. You’ve gotten a taste of victory over your old bugaboos. Will you be satisfied with these partial breakthroughs, or will you fight and kick and scratch to strip away the almosts and ascend to utter triumph?

VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22):

No more rotten dessert, Virgo. No more silky danger or juicy poison. No more worthless treasures or empty successes or idiotic brilliance. Soon all those crazy-making experiences will be gone, blasted, dead. By this time next week, the bad influences that were trying to pass themselves off as good influences will have fallen away in response to your courageous drive for authenticity. You will be primed to restore your innocence and play in places where purity is the rule, not the exception. Already, the wisdom of your wild heart is regenerating, giving you the strength to overthrow the sour, life-hating influences that were threatening to smother your spirit.

LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22):

An epic treasure hunt will soon begin. Are you ready for it? I don’t think you are. To get yourself in shape to perform at a high level, I suggest that you open your mind wider than you ever have before. The clues that will be most helpful won’t resemble any clues you’ve ever valued in the past, and they’ll be arriving from unforeseen sources. I’ll give you a hint about what to look for in the early going of the quest for the magic boon: What circumstance in your life has a certain metaphorical similarity to a speakeasy during the time when alcohol sales were illegal in America?

SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21):

It’s not a favorable moment to get your honey’s name tattooed on your forearm. Maybe in November, but not now. On the other hand, it’s an excellent time to determine whether your lover is willing to have your name tattooed on his or her forearm. In the coming weeks, I also encourage you to figure out which of your allies would give you half of their fudge brownie and which wouldn’t; which authority figures would be inclined to give you precisely what you want rather than see you walk out of their lives; and which of your associates are too jealous of you to be truly helpful. Be cagey about how you apply the tests, Scorpio. See if you can subtly gauge

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where everyone stands in relationship to you.

SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21):

I’d like to discuss The Game. Do you know what I mean? I’m talking about The Unnamed Game. The Uber-Game that is so vast and allencompassing that it’s virtually a secret. What if you discovered that one of the seemingly sacrosanct rules of The Game was really just a local ordinance, and no longer applied if you played in a different arena or at a higher level? And what if I said that in this different arena or higher level, new allies are poised to introduce you to loopholes and shortcuts you never imagined existed?

CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19):

I think you’ve been lurking and slinking long enough, Capricorn. For now, you’ve learned all you need to know about wrestling with camouflage and subterfuge. You’ve done all you could to clean up the crooked places and bring integrity to the twisted stories. Now it’s high time for you to come out and play -- to exit the claustrophobic maze and make a break for wide-open spaces. Some cautionary advice: To keep from getting pinched by trick endings, make sure all sales are final and all goodbyes are complete.

AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18):

Technically, this would be an excellent time to shuck all your responsibilities and plunge into a week-long bacchanalia, complete with rowdy feasting and delirious dancing and lunatic laughter and erotic abandon and mindaltering emotions. Realistically, though, while such an interlude might do wonders for your relationship with yourself, it could dampen your relationships with people who rely on you. Unless of course you could coax them into joining you on your binge.

PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20):

Did you ever notice that some people seem to be addicted to falling in love over and over again? While they may truly have a natural propensity to exult in the beauty of a great variety of their fellow humans, I also suspect that their addiction serves as an excuse for them to fall in love with themselves over and over again. At least in part, each new romantic partner is a pawn in their strategy for coming back home to themselves. Here’s what I’m inclined to ask these people: Why not simply eliminate the middleman or middlewoman?

I’m not necessarily implying that you’ll benefit from this advice right now, Pisces. But then why did a soft, lulling voice in my head just suggest that I tell it to you?

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• TU (8/25), 7-8:30pm - Gathering at the North Asheville Library, 1030 Merrimon Ave. Love offering.

Buddhist Meditation and Discussion Meets in the space above the French Broad Food Co-op. Suggested donation: $8. Info: 779-5502 or www.meditation-innorthcarolina.org.

• WE (8/26), 7:15pm Introduction to Meditation.

Celebrate Recovery Christ-centered, biblically based recovery ministry.

Weekly fellowship and support meetings deal with real-life issues, including divorce, co-dependency, anger, control, chemical dependency, sexual addictions, hurtful relationships, eating disorders, depression, and other addictive, compulsive or dysfunctional behaviors. Info: 687-1111.

• THURSDAYS, 6pm10pm - Evenings at Biltmore Baptist Church, 35 Clayton Road, Arden.

Church Women United Info: 628-2719 or 2535529.

• SA (8/22) - Annual meeting at the Christmont Christian Assembly, 900 Holly Road, Black Mountain. The theme will be “Our Hope for the Future” and Tom Campbell, Director of the Presbyterian Home for Children, will be the speaker. $10 includes lunch/$2.50 registration.

All women are invited.

Cloud Cottage Sangha This branch of the World Community of Mindful Living that meets at 219 Old Toll Circle in Black Mountain, to practice seated meditation and mindfulness training. All events by donation. Info: 669-0920, cloudcottage@ bellsouth.net or www. cloudcottage.net.

• 4th SUNDAYS, 8am Japanese-style Zen service followed by informal tea.

Compassionate Communication Practice Group Learn ways to create understanding and clarity in your relationships, work, and community by practicing compassionate communication. Group uses a model developed

by Marshall Rosenberg in his book Nonviolent Communication, A Language of Life. Free.

Info: 252-0538 or www. ashevilleccc.com.

• 2nd & 4th THURSDAYS, 5-6:15pm - Practice group

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Eckankar Regional Seminar All events will take place at the Crowne Plaza Resort, 1 Holiday Inn Dr., Asheville. $25. The Eckankar Center of WNC is located at 797 Haywood Road, W. Asheville. Info: www.eckankar-nc.org or 254-6775.

• FR (8/21), 7pm through SU (8/23), 11:30am - The 3-day program will focus on the theme “Discover Golden Keys to the Mysteries of Life.”

Pete Solheim will be the seminar’s guest speaker.

Breakfast will be served before Sunday’s worship service.

• SA (8/22), 9-10am - “HU, The Most Beautiful Prayer.” During this free workshop, attendees will discover how singing the word “HU” (an ancient name for God) can uplift and offer healing.

Participants will receive a free CD. Events at Montreat College Events are free and open to the public, unless otherwise noted.

• TH (8/20), 11am Communion service with Chaplain Steve.

• TU (8/25), 11am - Convocation in Gaither Chapel. The guest speaker will be Dr. Brad Daniel discussing “Learning through the college experience.”

• TH (8/27), 11am Communion service with Chaplain Steve.

First Congregational Church Located at 20 Oak St. in downtown Asheville. “An open and affirming congregation.” Info: 252-8729 or www.uccasheville.org.

• SUNDAYS (through 9/6), 10am - Summer worship service with Rev. Joe Hoffman and Rev. Shannon Spencer.

Childcare is provided.

FCUCC is an open and affirming congregation; all are welcome.

Highland Wild Open House & Harvest Fest • SA (8/22), 2-9pm - Join the Priestesses & Priests of the Highland Wild Coven to learn the Wiccan basics.

Discussion and lectures start at 2pm sharp. Day ends with a potluck picnic and Harvest Ceremony.

Gather at Lake Louise Park in Weaverville.

Journey Expansion Team (JET) • THURSDAYS, 7-9pm - An inspiration of James Ray featured on Oprah/The Secret. Join a group of like-minded people who want to share with oth-

ers The Law Of Vibration and other Universal Laws.

Meetings held in Fletcher/ Asheville. Info: 329-7145 or kimberlycroteau@yahoo. com.

Maharishi’s Transcendental Meditation Technique Transcend the busy, active mind—effortlessly—for peace, bliss and full awakening of creative intelligence. The most effective, extensively researched meditation. Revitalizes mind/body, relieves worry and anxiety, improves brain functioning. Free.

Info: 254-4350 or www. meditationasheville.org.

• WEDNESDAYS, 7:15pm - At the Asheville TM Center, 165 E. Chestnut.

Mindfulness Meditation Class Explore the miracle of healing into life through deepened stillness and presence. Info: 258-3241 or www.billwalz.com.

• MONDAYS, 7-8pm - Meditation class with lesson and discussions in contemporary Zen living. At the Asheville Friends Meeting House at 227 Edgewood Ave. (off Merrimon Ave.). Donation.

Modern-Day Meditation Class For Young Adults • TUESDAYS, 7:309:30pm - Class. For ages 18-35. Safe space to let down walls, release pent up emotion, get in touch with a truer part of yourself. Free. Info: 301-7892.

Mountain Zen Practice Center Ending suffering through the practice of Conscious Compassionate Awareness. Located at 156 E. Chestnut St. Info: 253-4621 or www.mountainzen.org. Orientation required for newcomers.

• TUESDAYS, 7-8:30pm Meditation and discussion.

Mystic Gatherings Share in the community of those who are governed both by logic and observing signs around them: gut, spirit, intuition or whatever That is. Bring your stories and experiences. Gatherings are dynamic and diverse and range from topics such as changes in our society to defining moments in life and much more. Info: 206-2009.

• WEDNESDAYS, 7pm - Meeting.

Psychic Development Class • 2nd & 4th WEDNESDAYS, 7-8:30pm - Develop your intuition in a stress-free environment. Everyone will have

an opportunity to read and to be read. Love donation accepted. Info: 255-8304.

Sojourner Christian Church (Disciples of Christ) A congregation in formation. The goal is provide a caring, non-threatening environment for the exploration of Christian spirituality. Info: www. sojournerchurch.org.

• SUNDAYS, 9:30am - Worship —- 10:30am - Fellowship. Lower floor of Morningside Baptist Church, 14 Mineral Springs Road, Asheville.

Sri Sri Sri Shivabalayogi Meditation Group Receive initiation into Sri Swamiji’s one-hour meditation technique.

One-hour of silent meditation followed by Bhajans (devotional singing). Free.

Directions & info: 2993246 or www.shivabalayogiguru.org.

• WEDNESDAYS, 7pm - Meditation. Holy Ash and meditation instructions provided.

Transmission Meditation Group Join in this group meditation for your own personal spiritual growth, as well as the healing and transformation of the planet. Info: 318-8547.

• TUESDAYS, 6:30pm Meditation for personal and spiritual growth.

Unity Center Events Celebrate joyful, mindful living in a church with heart. Contemporary music

by Lytingale and The Unitic Band. Located at 2041 Old Fanning Bridge Rd. Info: 684-3798, 891-8700 or www.unitync.net.

• WE (8/19), 7pm - “Aramaic Yeshua: The Realization of the Christ Within,” with Dale Allen Hoffman. $25 suggested love offering.

• SUNDAYS, 9:30am & 11am - Two Sunday Celebration Services.

Children’s nursery available during both services —11am - Children’s Sunday School (ages 4 to 18).

• WE (8/26), 7pm “Mellowing Your Drama,” with Rev. Chad. Love offering.

Windhorse Zen Community Daily meditation, workshops, retreats and Dharma talks. Private instruction and opportunities for residential training are available. Newcomers are asked to call ahead.

Info: 645-8001, windhorse@windhorsezen.org or www.windhorsezen.org.

• SU (8/23), 7-9pm “Wonder and Wisdom,” an

evening of storytelling with Rafe Martin at Unitarian Universalist Church, 1 Edwin Place. $10-$25 suggested donation. Proceeds will go to Windhorse’s green-building fund.

Art Gallery Exhibits & Openings 16 Patton Gallery hours: Tues.-Sat., 11am-6pm and Sun., 16pm (open on Sun. MayOct. only). Info: 236-2889 or www.16patton.com.

• Through SU (8/23) Richard Oversmith: Recent Works will be on display.

Aesthetic Gallery Located at 6 College St., Asheville. Hours: Tues.Sat., Noon-6pm. Info: 398-0219 or www.aestheticgallery.com.

• FR (8/7) through FR (9/11) - Beyond Photography, digital painting giclees by photographer artist Ron Morecraf.

American Folk Art & Framing The gallery at 64 Biltmore Ave. is open daily, representing contemporary selftaught artists and regional pottery. Info: 281-2134 or www.amerifolk.com.

• Through WE (8/26) Unbound by Tradition, the pottery of Michel Bayne and wood-cut prints by Kent Ambler —- A Day at the Beach, work by Woodie Long, Amanda Riddle and Spencer Herr in the Oui Oui Gallery.

Art at UNCA Art exhibits and events at the university are free, unless otherwise noted.

• Through MO (8/24) - Rabun, black-and-white photography by UNCA senior Julie Keller and Tree of Life, ceramics by UNCA senior Emily Thewlis will be on display in Highsmith University Union Gallery.

• Through FR (8/28) - Inmate Art, drawings and collages by studentinmates at Avery Mitchell Correctional Facility, will be on display in Blowers Gallery.

• FR (8/21), 6-8pm - The annual Studio Art Faculty Exhibition will be on display in the S. Tucker Cooke Gallery.

Arts Council of Henderson County D. Samuel Neill Gallery hours: Tues.-Fri., 1-5pm and Sat., 1-4pm. Located at 538 N. Main St., 2nd Floor, Hendersonville. Info: 693-8504 or www.acofhc. org.

• Through SA (9/19) - The juried and judged exhibition Bring Us Your Best 6 will be on display.

Asheville Area Arts Council The Asheville Area Arts Council (AAAC) is at 11 Biltmore Ave. Hours: Mon.Fri., 10am-5pm and Sat., Noon-3pm. Info: 258-0710 or www.ashevillearts.com.

• Through SU (8/30) - New artwork by Cynthia Hall and Dawson Fogg will be on display.

Asheville Art Museum The museum is in Pack Place Education, Arts and Science Center on Pack Square. Hours: Tues.-Sat. from 10am-5pm and Sun. from 1-5pm. Free the 1st Wed. of every month from 3-5pm. Info: 253-3227. $6/$5.

• Through SU (8/23) - Tradition/Innovation: American Masterpieces of Southern Craft & Traditional Art. • Through SU (9/13) - Response and Memory: The Art of Beverly Buchanan.

Asheville Gallery of Art A co-op gallery representing 28 regional artists located at 16 College St. Hours: Mon.-Sat., 10am5:30pm and Sun.: 1-4pm.

Info: 251-5796 or www. ashevillegallery-of-art.com.

• Through MO (8/31) - Internal Landscape, a collection of abstract oil paintings by Cindy Walton.

Bella Vista Art Gallery Located in Biltmore Village, next to the parking lot of Rezaz’s restaurant. Open daily. Info: 768-0246 or www.bellavistaart.com.

• Through MO (8/31) - New Raku artists: Terry Hagiwara and Lorri AcottFowler. New works in pastel by Karen Margulis.

Black Mountain Center for the Arts Located in the renovated Old City Hall at 225 West State St. in Black Mountain. Gallery Hours: Mon.-Wed. & Fri., 10am-5pm (closed Sat. during winter months).

Info: 669-0930 or www.

BlackMountainArts.org.

• Through FR (9/25) - Captured on Canvas, a solo exhibit by photographer Susan Stanton.

Blue Spiral 1 The gallery at 38 Biltmore Ave. is open Mon.-Sat., 10am-6pm. Info: 2510202 or www.bluespiral1. com.

• Through SU (9/20) - Will Henry Stevens (1881-1949) + Tom Turner: Stevens’ never-

before exhibited abstracts paired with Turner’s porcelain. Alice R. Ballard: nature-inspired ceramics.

Alex Bernstein, Julyan Davis, Charles Goolsby: glass sculpture and paintings.

Crimson Laurel Gallery Info: 688-3599 or www. crimsonlaurelgallery.com.

• Through SA (8/29) Anthropogenic, new work

by Matt Jacobs and Eric Knoche.

Haen Gallery Located at 52 Biltmore Ave., downtown Asheville.

Hours: Mon.-Fri., 10am6pm, Sat., 11am-6pm and Sun., Noon-5pm.

Info: 254-8577 or www. thehaengallery.com.

• Through MO (8/31) - Summer Samplings, a group exhibition.

Hand In Hand Gallery Located at 2720 Greenville Hwy. (U.S. 25 South) in Flat Rock. Info: 697-7719 or www.handinhandgallery. com.

• Through SU (10/4) - Summertime Memories: W.N.C. Treasures.

Hollingsworth Gallery Located at 147 E. Main St., Brevard. Info: 877-3886.

• Through MO (8/31) - Paintings by local artist Martha D’Angona will be on display.

Madison County Arts Council Exhibits Located at 90 S. Main St. in Marshall. Info: 6491301.

• Through FR (10/2) - Amalgam, a solo show

by Chukk Bruurseema featuring works in metal, wood, digital layering, even clothing.

• FR (8/21) through FR (10/2) - “33” installation

by Laura Kathleen Marsico.

A site-specific/site-constructed installation.

• FR (8/21), 6-9pm - Opening reception for “33”.

Pack Place Front Gallery Located at 2 S. Pack Place Square. Hours: Tues.-Sat., 10am-5pm and Sun., 15pm. Info: 257-4530.

• Through SA (8/29) - Freaks of Asheville Calendar and Lexington Avenue Arts and Fun Festival exhibit, featuring photographs from the calendar and LAAFF. Phil Mechanic Studios Located at 109 Roberts St. on the corner of Clingman Ave. in the River Arts District. Houses Flood Gallery, Pump Gallery and Nook Gallery. Info: www. philmechanicstudios.com.

• Through SA (9/5) - Oh Kaos, a group show featuring local and national artists, will be on display at Flood Gallery. The works address the range of possibilities between the ideas of “OK” and “chaos.”

• Through MO (9/7) - The work of Merlin Strivelli will be on display at the Pump Gallery. Strivelli, who was diagnosed with Asperger’s Syndrome as a child, recently received an “Award of Excellence” at The Smithsonian Institution in Washington D.C. Satellite Gallery Located at 55 Broadway, downtown Asheville. Info: www.thesatellitegallery. com.

• Through SU (8/23) Work by acclaimed Miami artist Miguel Paredes will be on display —- of cloudy climes, an exhibit of new work by Brian Mashburn will be on display.

Studio B A framing studio and art gallery at 1020 Merrimon Ave., Suite 104. Hours: Tues.-Fri. 10am-5:30pm & Sat. 10am-3pm. Info: 2255200, (800) 794-9053, studiob4422@bellsouth. net or www.galleryatstudiob.com.

• Through SA (8/22) - Capturing the Equine Spirit, paintings by Patricia Ramos Alcayaga.

Toe River Arts Council The TRAC Center Gallery is at 269 Oak Ave. in Spruce Pine. Hours: Tues.-Sat., 10am-5pm. The Burnsville TRAC Gallery is at 102 W. Main St. Hours: Mon.-Sat., 10am-5pm. Spruce Pine info: 765-0520. Burnsville info: 682-7215. General info: www.toeriverarts.org.

• SA (8/22) through SA (9/26) - Local Children Books: Writers and Illustrators and 40th Anniversary Retrospective, blown glass by Richard Ritter, will be on display.

• SA (8/22), 5-8pm Opening reception for 40th Anniversary Retrospective.

Transylvania Community Arts Council Located at 349 South Caldwell St. in Brevard.

Hours: Mon.-Fri., 10am-4 pm. Info: 884-2787 or www.artsofbrevard.org.

• Through FR (8/21) - Artists of Scenic 276 South will be on display.

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Carolina University. Hours: Tues.-Fri., 10am-4pm & Sat., 1-4pm. Suggested donation: $5 family/$3 person. Info: 227-3591 or www.wcu.edu/fapac/galleries.

• Through FR (9/18) - New Gifts: Selections from the Collection of Professor Emeritus Perry Kelly, George Masa: A Photographic Vision of the Mountains and Dean and Nancy Cramer Lettenstrom: Delicate Balance: Painting & Drawing.

YMI Cultural Center Located at 39 South Market St., the community-based organization seeks to enhance the cultural and economic lives of people in WNC, particularly minority and low-income residents. Gallery hours: Tues.-Fri., 10am-5pm.

Info: 252-4614 or www. ymicc.org.

• Through SU (9/20) - Working Process, sculptures by Robert Winkler.

More Art Exhibits & Openings Art at Nova Located at 109 Broadway, Asheville.

• TH (8/20) through MO (8/31) - Work by Stephen Lange will be on display.

• TH (8/20), 6-9pm - Asheville/Atlanta artist Stephen Lange and Nova present a collector appreciation show. All previous and future collectors will be treated to food, drinks, signed prints and original art. RSVP: 275-6243 or langeart@hotmail.com.

Art at the N.C. Arboretum Works by members of the Asheville Quilt Guild and regional artists are on display daily in The Visitor Education Center. Info: 665-2492 or www.ncarboretum.org.

• Through SU (11/1) - H. Douglas Pratt and John C. Sill’s BIRDS: The Science of Illustration. The exhibit celebrates the art and science of birds.

Art in the Airport Gallery Located on the pre-security side of the Asheville Regional Airport terminal.

Open to the public during the airport’s hours of operation. Info: art@flyavl. com or www.flyavl.com.

• Through TU (10/27) - More than 30 original pieces of artwork by nine local artists will be on display.

Art League of Henderson County The ALHC meets and shows exhibits at the

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Info: 692-0575 or www. artleague.net.

• Through TH (9/10) - Works by local guest artist Gloria Elasky will be on display in the Grace Etheredge Room at Opportunity House.

Artwork by Cyndi • Through WE (9/30) - Artwork by Cyndi Calhou will be on display at Salsa’s Restaurant in downtown Asheville and at Brixx Pizza in S. Asheville.

Carolina Nature Photographers Association Info: www.cnpa-asheville. org.

• Through SU (11/15) - Celebrating Nature Through Photography, images from the N.C. Arboretum and WNC will be on display at the N.C. Arboretum.

Events at First Congregational United Church of Christ Located at 20 Oak St., Asheville.

• Through MO (8/31) - All Things Bright & Beautiful, a photography exhibit by Connie Toops. Toops’ work explores a hummingbird’s perspective as it zips from flower to flower.

Classes, Meetings & Arts-Related Events Attention Artists and Photographers! (pd.) Need your work Captured, Reproduced, or Printed? Digital Resolutions Group specializes in high-quality large format digital photography, outstanding fine art reproduction and printing. (828) 670-5257 or visit www. ashevilledigital.com Grovewood Gallery Located at 111 Grovewood Road, Asheville. Info: 2537651 or www.grovewood. com.

• SA (8/22), 11amNoon & 2-3pm - Meet the Makers: Longtime Grovewood studio artists Thomas Reardon and Kathleen Doyle will open up their studio to the public. Reardon and Doyle create jewelry and fine metalworks.

Swannanoa Valley Fine Arts League Classes are held at the studio, 999 W. Old Rt. 70, Black Mountain. Info: svfal. info@gmail.com or www. svfal.org.

• THURSDAYS, Noon-3pm - Experimental Art Group.

Experimental learning and sharing water-media techniques and collage.

$20 per four sessions or $6/session.

• FRIDAYS, 10am-1pm - Open studio for figure drawing. Small fee for model.

• MONDAYS, Noon-3pm - Open studio for portrait painting. Small fee for model.

Art/Craft Fairs Asheville People’s Market Held June through October in the parking lot across from Rosetta’s Kitchen at 93 N. Lexington Ave. Info: rosettastarshine@gmail. com.

• SUNDAYS, 11am-4pm - Search for art, crafts and homemade items made

by Asheville artists at this flea-market style market.

Greenlife Grocery Arts Market Located at 70 Merrimon Ave. Info: 254-5440.

• SATURDAYS, 11am6pm - Browse the wares of local and regional artists on the grass at Greenlife Grocery.

Spoken & Written Word 2009 Writer’s Workout • September And October (pd.) Announcing the September and October Writer’s Workouts, Posana Restaurant Meeting Room, Asheville.

Nonfiction, fiction, poetry; 5-hour group sessions, $150. • Beginning writers, September 24 or October 1; • Intermediate, September 25 or October 2; • Advanced, September 26 or October 3. • Contact Kevin McIlvoy, (828) 318-4456. • McIlvoy is a nationally recognized creative writing teacher. kmcilvoy54@yahoo.com Attention WNC Mystery Writers WNC Mysterians Critique Group. For serious mystery/suspense/thriller writers. Info: 712-5570 or wncmysterians.org.

• TH (8/20), 5:45pm - Meeting at the West Asheville Library on Haywood Road.

Authors on the Road • SA (8/22), 2pm - Author Charles F. Price, who wrote Nor the Battle to the Strong: A Novel of the American Revolution in the South, will read and answer questions at Pack Memorial Library in downtown Asheville. A program of the N.C. Literary Festival. Free.

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LIBRARY ABBRVIATIONS - Each Library event is marked by the following location abbreviations: n BM = Black Mountain Library (105 N. Dougherty St., 250-4756) n PM = Pack Memorial Library (67 Haywood Street, 250-4700) n SS = Skyland/South Buncombe Library (260 Overlook Road, 250-6488) n SW = Swannanoa Library (101 West Charleston Street, 2506486) • WE (8/19), 3-5pm - Library Knitters meeting. SS. • TH (8/20), 2pm - Book Club: Go Down Moses

by William Faulkner. SS —- 7pm - Book Club: The Guernsey Literary and Potato Peel Society

by Mary Ann Shaffer and Annie Barrows. SW. • SA (8/22), 2pm - Local author Charles Price will discuss his book Nor the Battle to the Strong: A Novel of the American Revolution in the South.

A book signing will follow. PM. • TU (8/25), 7pm - Library Knitters meet. BM. Events at Malaprop’s The bookstore and cafe at 55 Haywood St. hosts visiting authors for talks and book signings. Info: 254-6734 or www.malaprops.com.

• WE (8/19), 7pm Teachers and educators of all stripes are welcome to meet and discuss lesson plans, classroom activities and ideas for stress relief.

• TH (8/20), 5:30pm - Women on Words. New members welcome —7pm - John S. Buck, coauthor of We the People: Consenting to a Deeper Democracy, will present his book and discuss the principles of sociocracy.

• FR (8/21), 7pm - Mark de Castrique will discuss his mystery The Fitzgerald Ruse.

• SA (8/22), 7pm - Erica Eisdorfer will present her novel The Wet Nurse’s Tale.

• SU (8/23), 3pm - Lore Segal will read from and sign copies of her book Shakespeare’s Kitchen.

• WE (8/26), 7pm - Peter Neofotis will discuss his book Concord, Virginia: A Southern Town in Eleven Stories .

• TH (8/27), 7pm - Hendersonville author Mindy Meltz will present her novel Beauty.

Events at Thomas Wolfe Memorial

Located at 52 N. Market St. Info: www.wolfememorial.com, contactus@ wolfememorial.com or 253-8304.

• FR (8/21), Noon-1pm - Poetry and Picking on the Front Porch with local poet Keith Flynn. Bring a chair, pack a lunch and join in the fun. Free.

Haywood County Public Library Info: 452-5169, ext. 2511 or www.haywoodlibrary. org.

• THURSDAYS, 2-3pm - Teen Writing Workshop at the Waynesville branch.

Free, but registration required.

Henderson County Public Library System Unless otherwise stated, all events take place in Kaplan Auditorium of the main branch library, located at 301 N. Washington St. in Hendersonville. The county system includes branches at Edneyville, Etowah, Fletcher and Green River. Info: 6974725 or www.henderson. lib.nc.us.

• TH (8/20), 4pm - Jack Prather, author of The Day of the Knights, will speak and sign copies of his books.

Osondu Booksellers All events are held at Osondu, 184 North Main St., Waynesville, unless otherwise noted. Info: 456-8062 or www.osondubooksellers.com.

• TU (8/25), 7pm - The All Gender All Genre Book Club will meet. Call for the title.

Spanish for Beginners Call International Link for details and to sign up: 255-9104.

• MONDAYS, 6-7:30pm - Small group six-week Beginner Spanish classes with a native speaker. $10 a class.

• TUESDAYS, 5-6:30pm - Intermediate Spanish classes with a native speaker. $10 a class.

Writers’ Workshop Events WW offers a variety of classes and events for beginning and experienced writers. Info: 254-8111 or www.twwoa.org.

• Through SU (8/30) - Deadline for the “Short Fiction” contest. $20 entry fee.

Food Asheville Tomato Walk • TH (8/20), 5-7pm - Independent restaurants in downtown Asheville will be offering tomato tastings, tomato cock-

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tails, tomato entrees and more. Organized by the Appalachian Sustainable Agriculture Project. Info: www.asapconnections. org/getlocal09.html or 236-1282.

Events at Earth Fare South Located at 1856 Hendersonville Rd. Info: 210-0100.

• WE (8/19), 4-6pm - Local food tasting and social for August Friends of Earth Fare, Appalachian Sustainable Agriculture Project. Free.

Festivals & Gatherings The Gathering Of The Peacemakers (pd.) Days of Wisdom and Nights of Conscious Music. Daily workshops on living a balanced, sustainable and loving life. Nights of celebration with Chalwa, Satta Lions and Inner Visions. August 30-September 5. (828) 295-4610. www.onelovepress.com Festivities at Pritchard Park Events are sponsored by The Friends of Pritchard Park, a partnership between the Downtown Asheville Residential Neighbors and Asheville GreenWork. Located at the intersection of Patton Ave., College St. and Haywood St. in downtown Asheville.

• WE (8/19), Noon-2pm - Classical music will be performed by Intermezzo.

• TH (8/20), 5-7pm Folk-rock music by Galen Kipar.

• SA (8/22) - Movie Night: Blonde Venus. Film screenings begin at dark, around 8pm.

• TUESDAYS, 5-7pm Hula hooping for all ages.

• WE (8/26), Noon-2pm - The one-man band Jason Krekel will perform.

• TH (8/27), 5-7pm - Folk-rock music by Loveslave.

Music Amy Burritt at Frankie Bones Restaurant (pd.) Singer-songwriter Amy Burritt performs original folk/jazz/blues/pop at Frankie Bones in Asheville.

Learn more and listen at www.amyburritt.com.

African Drum and History Class Learn djembe from Adama Dembele, a 33rd generation djembe player from the Ivory Coast, West Africa. Info: (520) 2433123.

• WEDNESDAYS, 6-7pm - Drum class at Koinonia Studio, 178 Westwood Place, W. Asheville.

• TUESDAYS, 6:307:30pm - Drum class at Terpsicorps dance studio, 129 Roberts St., River Arts District.

African Drumming With Billy Zanski at Skinny Beats Drum Shop, 4 Eagle St., downtown Asheville.

Drums provided. No experience necessary.

Suggested donation $10 per class. Drop-ins welcome. Info: 768-2826.

• WEDNESDAYS, 6-7pm - Beginners.

• SUNDAYS, 1-2pm Intermediates —- 2-3pm - Beginners.

Asheville Arts Center The main campus is located at 308 Merrimon Ave. Info: 253-4000 or www. ashevilleartscenter.com.

• SA (8/22), 7:309:30pm - “Spirit Music from Zimbabwe” will be performed by the Matemai Mbira Group, a performing ensemble based in Chitungwiza, Zimbabwe. $15 advance/$18 door.

Dancing is encouraged.

Info: www.myspace.com/ matemaimbiragroup.

Bluegrass Slow Jam in Asheville • MONDAYS, 6:30-7pm - “Slow” jam for people learning bluegrass banjo, mandolin and guitar —7-8:30pm - Regular bluegrass jam. Not held when a Federal holiday falls on a Monday. At Blue Ridge Music, 828 Hendersonville Rd., Asheville. Info: 2775588.

Brevard Community Band The 80+ member band performs a variety of music, including classics, marches, opera and pop.

Info: www.brevardcommunityband.org or 885-5456.

• SU (8/23) - Concert will showcase Rita Hayes, flutist with the Asheville Symphony Orchestra and Dick Kowal, music director of classical station WCQS, as master of ceremonies.

Hayes will perform the “Chaminade Concertino for Flute.” $10.

Concerts on the Creek Held in the pavilion at Bridge Park in downtown Sylva. Sponsored by the Jackson County Chamber of Commerce. Free. Info: (800)-962-1911 or www. mountainlovers.com.

• SA (8/22), 6-9pm - The High Windy Band will perform bluegrass music.

Downtown After Five

These free concerts take place in downtown Asheville, on N. Lexington Ave. at I-240 and Hiawassee. Concerts begin at 5pm and end at 9pm.

Info: www.ashevilledowntown.org.

• FR (8/21) - Pimps of Joytime, Silas Durocher & Everybody Knows and Toubab Krewe side project Radasaurus Rex will perform.

Events at Barnes & Noble The bookstore is located at 3 Tunnel Rd. Info: 2969330 or www.bn.com.

• TH (8/27), 7-9pm Local multi-percussionist River Gueruerian will perform songs from his album Tibetan Bowl Meditation.

John Vorus and others will accompany him. Free.

A CD signing will follow.

Info: www.ShareTheDrum. com.

Events in Cherokee Info: 438-1601 or www. cherokee-nc.com.

• TH (8/20) through SA (8/22) - The 27th annual Cherokee Bluegrass Festival will feature nationally recognized bluegrass bands.

Land of the Sky Men’s Harmony Chorus Male singers invited to weekly meetings at the Emmanuel Lutheran Church, 51 Wilburn Place, W. Asheville. Info: 2989248 or www.ashevillebarbershop.com.

• TUESDAYS, 7:30pm - Regular meeting at Emmanuel Lutheran Church. See website for details.

Mars Hill and More • SU (8/23), 6-10pm - The Town of Mars Hill, Mars Hill College, Mars Hill Merchants Association and the Madison County Arts Council present live music, dancing, food and more on College Street in Mars Hill.

Info: 680-9031.

Music at the Asheville City Market The market is held in the parking lot of the Public Works building on South Charlotte Street. Info: 2426881.

• SA (8/22), 8am-1pm - Now You See Them, an upbeat indie trio.

Music at the Asheville City Market South The market is held at Biltmore Square Park. Info: 348-0340.

• WE (8/19), 7:3011:30am - Galen Kipar, singer/songwriter.

• WE (8/26), 7:3011:30am - Jay Brow, singer/songwriter.

Music on Main Street Live music and dancing at the Visitors Information Center, 201 S. Main St. in Hendersonville. Bring a chair. No pets or alcoholic beverages allowed. Free.

Info: 693-9708, 1-800828-4244 or www.historichendersonville.org • FR (8/21), 7-9pm - Phil Urban & The TCB Band will perform Elvis cover songs. Plus, there will be a classic car show.

Musical Events at Jubilee!

Located at 46 Wall St., downtown Asheville.

• SU (8/23), 7:30pm - New England pianist Windsor Johnson will perform a solo piano recital.

The program will include works by Beethoven and Schumann, with guests Amy Lovinger on violin and Franklin Keel on cello.

Donations accepted.

Reuter Center Singers All persons who read music and enjoy singing are invited to attend.

Practices are held at the Reuter Center on the UNCA campus. All adult singers are welcome to join; no auditions. Info: 669-0605.

• MONDAYS, 6:15pm - Fall rehearsal will begin Aug. 31.

Shindig on the Green A celebration of traditional and old-time string bands, bluegrass, ballad singers, big circle mountain dancers and cloggers. At Martin Luther King Jr. Park in downtown Asheville.

Stage show and informal jam sessions. Bring a lawn chair or blanket. Free.

Info: 258-6101 ext. 345 or www.folkheritage.org.

• SATURDAYS (through 9/5), 7pm - Shindig.

Summer Tracks in Tryon A concert series held at the Rogers Park amphitheater on W. Howard St. Food and drinks will be available. Free admission, but donations at the gate are encouraged. Info: (800) 440-7848, 894-2324 or www.firstpeaknc.com.

• FR (8/21), 7-10pm - Sol Driven Train (opening set will be their children’s show, followed by their mix of world beat and funk).

Theater Brevard Little Theatre For locations, prices and other information, visit www.brevardlittletheatre. com. Reservations: 8842587.

• TH & FR (8/20 & 21), 7:30pm & SA & SU (8/22

& 23), 3pm - Winnie the Pooh. Presented by the Brevard Little Theatre Youth Troupe at 55 E. Jordan St., Brevard. $7 students/$11 adults.

Events at 35below This black box theater is located underneath Asheville Community Theatre at 35 Walnut St. Info: 254-1320 or www. ashevilletheatre.org.

• TH (8/20) through SU (8/30) - Miss Gulch Returns, a musical by Fred Barton. Thurs.-Sat. at 8pm and Sun. at 5pm. $15.

Events in Cherokee Info: 438-1601 or www. cherokee-nc.com.

• Through SA (8/29), 7:30pm - Unto These Hills, a drama that tells of the Cherokee Indians from Desoto to today.

Held in the renovated Mountainside Theatre.

Performances are held Monday through Saturday.

A preshow begins at 7pm. $18/$8 children.

Flat Rock Playhouse The State Theater of North Carolina is on Hwy. 225, 3 miles south of Hendersonville. Info: 6930731 or www.flatrockplayhouse.org.

• WE (8/19) through SU (9/6) - Real Estate, a light drama about relationships and selling a house, will be performed. $30, with discounts available.

Montford Park Players Unless otherwise noted, performances are free and take place outdoors Fri.Sun. at 7:30 p.m. at Hazel Robinson Amphitheater in Montford. Bring folding chair and umbrella in case of rain. Donations accepted. Info: 254-5146 or www.montfordparkplayers.org.

• Through SU (8/23), 7:30pm - Taming of the Shrew.

Performances at the Parkway Playhouse The historic Parkway Playhouse is located at 202 Green Mountain Dr. (just north of the downtown square) in Burnsville.

Tickets & info: 682-4285 or www.parkwayplayhouse.com.

• Through SA (8/22) - The Man Who Came to Dinner

by Moss Hart and George S. Kauffman and featuring film, stage and television star Andrew Prine.

Shows Thursdays through Saturdays. $10-$20.

Southern Appalachian Repertory Theatre Performances are held at Mars Hill College’s Owen

Theatre. Tickets: 6891239. Info: 689-1384 or www.sartplays.org.

• Through SU (8/23) - The Foreigner, a hilarious farce of absurd situations and homespun American characters. $10-$28.

Film Friday Fringe Film Fest (pd.) The Asheville FringeArts Festival and Asheville Contemporary Dance Theatre present “Friday Fringe Film Fest”, an evening of films and videos from past FringeArts festivals. A collection of strange, haunting and hilarious Fringe film fan favorites. Info: www. ashevillefringe.org.

Asheville Filmmakers Group Meeting • 3rd WEDNESDAYS, 6:30-8:30pm - Filmmakers and all types of video and media creators are welcome to join the monthly meetings at the Fine Arts Theater to discuss aspects of the moviemaking process.

Movie Night at Fletcher Community Park • SA (8/22), 8-11pm - Bolt will be played on an inflatable movie screen set up in the park, located at 31 Howard Gap Road.

There will be family-friendly activities and food available for purchase. Free.

Dance All Ages • Dance Classes (pd.) Jazz, ballet and modern techniques. Creative and fun-filled class. Pure enjoyment of dance. • All levels. Asheville. Starts September 2! • Mention this ad • Save 5%! Call Jill: 989-3692. www.ferndance.com Belly Dance! • Raqs Sharqi

By Mahsati (pd.) New Schedule Begins 9/9/2009 • Essentials Belly Dance Level I: Mondays, 7:30pm-9pm.

• Combining Elements Belly Dance Level II: Wednesdays, 7:30pm9pm. • Drop-ins welcome. $15/class, multi-class discounts available.

20 Commerce Street, Asheville. (828) 318-7572. www.mahsati-janan.com Beginning Scottish Country Dance Offered by the Haywood Scottish Country Dancers at the Harvest House recreation center in Asheville.

Registration required. $20/ person. To register, or for more info: 622-0071.

• FRIDAYS (8/21 through 9/4), 7-8:30pm - An introduction to Scottish Country Dancing.

Classes at Asheville Contemporary Dance Theatre No registration necessary; just drop in. All dancers are welcome. The studio is located at 20 Commerce St. in downtown Asheville.

Info: 254-2621.

• THURSDAYS, 6-7:30pm - Modern dance class with ACDT and White Dog ProjectX International.

Taught by Diana Cabrera. $10 suggested donation.

• TUESDAYS, 6-7:30pm - Modern dance class with Jenni Cockrell. $10 suggested donation.

• TUESDAYS, 6-7:30pm - Adult Ballet.

Dance Classes August classes at Asheville Dance Revolution, 63 Brook St., are sponsored by the nonprofit Cultural Development Group are are by donation.

• WEDNESDAYS, 4:30-6pm - Hip Hop —- 6-7:30pm - Teen/Adult Ballet.

• MONDAYS, 6-7pm - Teen/Adult Tap —- 78:30pm - Teen/Adult Jazz.

• TUESDAYS, 4-5pm - Jazz for Children —- 56pm - Tap for Children.

Morris Dancing Learn English traditional Morris dances and become a member of one of three local teams as a dancer or musician. Music instruction provided to experienced musicians. Free.

Info: 994-2094 or www. ashevillemorris.us.

• MONDAYS, 5:30pm Women’s Garland practice held at Reid Center for Creative Art. Opportunity House Events Located at 1411 Asheville Hwy. in Hendersonville.

Info: 698-5517 or 6920575.

• FRIDAYS, 7:30pm - Ballroom dance class.

Couples and singles welcome. $5. Snacks and drinks provided. Info: 2540814.

Studio Zahiya Classes Classes are held at Studio Zahiya, 41 Carolina Lane. $12 drop-in. $40 for four classes, with other discounts available. Info: 242-7595 or LisaZahiya@ gmail.com.

• THURSDAYS, 6-7pm - Beginner belly dance for young adults ages 12 to 16 —- 7-8pm - “Bhangra,” East Indian dance.

• TUESDAYS, 6-7pm - Beginner belly dance.

Drop-in anytime —- 7:10-

8:10pm - Belly dance drills and skills. Drop-in anytime.

Summer Street Dances in Hendersonville Mountain music and dancing on the street in front of the Visitors Information Center, 201 S. Main St., downtown Hendersonville. Bring a chair, but please leave pets at home. No alcoholic beverages allowed. Free.

Info: 693-9708 or www. historichendersonville.org.

• MO (8/24), 7-9pm - Buncombe Turnpike and the Southern Mountain Smoke Cloggers. Caller: Walt Puckett.

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Auditions & Call to Artists Asheville Jewish Community Center Events The JCC is located at 236 Charlotte St., Asheville.

Info: 253-0701.

• Through MO (8/31) - Open auditions are being held for local talent who would like a chance to appear in the annual JCC Variety Show Oct. 24. All dancers, singers, comedians, actors, musicians and other talent are welcome to audition. To schedule

an audition time: hmoor@ charter.net.

Celebration Singers of Asheville Community children’s chorus for ages 7-14. For audition info: 230-5778 or www.singasheville.org.

• THURSDAYS (8/20 & 27), 6:30-7:30pm Auditions for singers. The show choir presents two concerts plus additional performances. Bring a song you like to sing.

At First Congregational Church, 20 Oak St. Mural Contest • Through MO (8/31) - Deadline for the Craggie

Brewing Company’s mural contest. Artists who reside in Buncombe County are invited to participate.

Entries should include images reflecting the artist’s vision of Craggie.

Info: 254-0360 or www. craggiebrewingco.com/ joomla/images/stories/ craggie/general/mural_ contest.pdf.

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Correction

We failed to print a portion of last week’s commentary, “Mean Streets: It’s time motorists and cyclists signed a peace treaty.”

The commentary listed several forms of motorist-onbicycle harrassment, including “Projectile harrassment,” “Noise Assault,” “Bully Mass,” and “Wild-card Combo.”

The other forms of motorist harrassment include:

• Zip-a-dee-da: Lightly humming an annoying tune while passing bicyclist.

• Cross-bump: Nudging back tire of bicycle with front bumper of car while firing a crossbow through the sunroof, using feet to steer.

• High-Spokes Poker: A passenger in a vehicle deals the first 5 cards of a well-shuffled deck to a bicyclist by carefully inserting them into the bike’s spokes at high speed. The vehicle’s driver is then dealt 5 cards. Losing hand has to remove one piece of clothing from the other player’s body.

Trucker’s Horn: While passing bicyclists, child in passenger’s seat makes frantic thumb motions in attempt to cajole bicyclist into ringing bike bell.

Rorschash Test: Motorist finds images in sweat-stains on bicyclist’s crotch and rear areas.

False Alarm: Motorist comments on female bicyclist’s flat tires when tires fully inflated.

What you need to know

• Those engaging in smash-mouth football should do so with mouths closed.

• Track & field relay teams should use wetwipes and hand sanitizer before, during, and after every baton hand-off.

• Student-athletes with confirmed cases of H1N1 will be quarantined in general population for up to a week, during which time they are expected to attend academic classes and socialize with non-athletic “normals.”

• Unless an official announcement states otherwise, swimming is not a contact sport, and Tim on the diving team does not need to borrow your athletic cup.

• Wrestlers should not share trashbags when attempting to make weight.

• Putting rumors to rest, jayvee soccer players cannot contract H1N1 in the locker room from ogling the bodies of varsity team members.

• Players exhibiting flu-like symptoms will not compete unless the team is losing and it’s late in the game.

• Teams with pig mascots shall not allow mascot to lick opposing team’s bench before game.

• It is safe to accuse the opposing team of spreading the virus to pigs in the first place, before it spread back.

• If you oink when you sneeze, the coaching staff will be available Tuesday mornings in the coachs’ office to discuss their college fantasy football picks.

• The quarterback’s hacking cough before the snap is not considered an audible.

• Cheerleaders face a daunting 1-in-1 chance of contracting swine flu this school year. If possible, they will then pass the virus on to varsity football players. If not possible, varsity basketball players will do. Cross-country runners have a 0-in-1 chance of contracting swine flu this school year.

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Snidery: At stop light, motorist asks bicyclist if s/he is a 19thcentury time traveler trying to find the portal back home. Motorist then rolls window up while mouthing the words, “Nice bike” and giving an exaggerated “O.K.” symbol.

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newsoftheweird Compelling explanations

• When motorist Timothy Pereira, 19, rammed Christine Speliotis’ car head-on in Salem, Mass., in March, there was no doubt in police officers’ minds what the cause was: Pereira was driving 85 mph in a 35 mph zone and had swerved into Speliotis’ lane. However, in July, Brandon Pereira, 17, an injured passenger in his cousin’s car, filed a lawsuit against Speliotis for negligence, claiming that if she had been quicker to get out of the way, the collision would not have occurred.

• Failed Defenses: (1) A woman in Kansas City, Mo., told police in June that the reason she’d stabbed her sleepwalking 24-year-old boyfriend in the face was that she feared he would hurt her if she didn’t wake him up. (She said the man had also just finished urinating in her closet.) (2) In Britain’s Chelmsford Crown Court in July, Sultan Al-Sayed, 40, was convicted of peeping under the next stall in a department-store changing room despite his claim that the only reason he placed his face on the floor was to relieve pain from a toothache.

Ironies

• When the tenant failed to pay $87,000 in rent in April and May on two townhouses and a retail property at Trump Plaza in New York City, the landlord did what Donald Trump would surely do: begin eviction proceedings. However, the tenant in this case is Donald Trump’s Trump Corp., which leases the space from the current landlord, the Trump Plaza Owners co-op. Said the co-op president: “If you don’t pay the rent when Donald Trump is your landlord, he comes down on you like a hammer. Well, lo and behold.”

• In July, Mexican authorities accused one of the country’s newer drug cartels, La Familia, of murdering 12 federal agents following a 2007 debut in which it rolled five severed heads into a dance hall in a show of intimidation. According to an April Reuters report, captured documents indicate that La Familia gang members are strictly required to attend regular prayer meetings, forbidden to drink alcohol or take drugs, and must attend classes in “ethics” and “personal improvement.”

I want my rights!

• Relatives of two British convicted murder-

ers, claiming a breach of “privacy” under the European Convention on Human Rights, filed lawsuits recently against the Greater Manchester Police over a crime-prevention campaign. Highprofile gangbangers Colin Joyce, 29, and Lee Amos, 32, had been sentenced to long prison terms, and the police, trying to turn youths away from gangs, created computer images on billboards of the two men as they might look when they’re released, sometime after the year 2040.

Their families were outraged. (Police reported that gang-related shootings are down 92 percent since Joyce and Amos were caught.)

• Schoolteacher Charlene Schmitz, convicted in February 2008 of using electronic messaging to seduce a 14-year-old student in Leroy, Ala., was fired and is now serving a 10-year prison sentence.

However, under Alabama law, she’s still entitled to draw her $51,000 salary until all legal issues are concluded, and Schmitz is both appealing her conviction and suing the school board for firing her. Another aspect of state law requires that all criminal issues be settled before the lawsuit can even be addressed. The school board, with an already limited budget, must thus pay Schmitz and her replacement during the process.

• A Canadian public employees’ union local had been on strike in Toronto for weeks, causing an otherwise popular public park to fall into disuse because of high grass and lack of maintenance.

Fed-up neighbors brought their own mowers to the park and cleaned it up, making it once again a valuable community resource for dog-walking, ball-playing and picnics. In July, the local union’s president said about the neighbors’ effort, “You could use the word ‘scab.’”

Fetishes on parade

Christopher Bjerkness, 31, was arrested in Duluth, Minn., in July and charged with another episode of breaking into a gym facility and slashing numerous large rubber exercise balls. He had

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acknowledged a sexual urge to slash that type of ball following a conviction in 2006 for cutting up 70 balls in three incidents at the University of Minnesota-Duluth. This time, 40 balls were damaged at a St. Mary’s/Duluth Clinic West building.

Police were told by a psychologist last year, after Bjerkness abandoned court-ordered therapy, that he “continues to be a risk to society.”

Least-competent criminals

Lonnie Meckwood, 29, and Phillip Weeks, 51, were arrested in Kirkwood, N.Y., in June after allegedly robbing the Quickway Convenience Store. Their getaway ended about a mile from the crime scene as their car ran out of gas, even though the Quickway is also a gas station.

Recurring themes

It should be well-known by now to News of the Weird readers that a DNA test disproving fatherhood will not necessarily relieve a man of child-support obligations. Frank Hatley’s case is especially alarming. He was finally released in July in Cook County, Ga., but only after having spent 13 months in jail because he’d missed a few payments for another man’s child. Hatley had paid conscientiously, albeit incompletely, out of meager wages from 1987-2000, and continued (even during periods of unemployment and homelessness) for several years after he learned he wasn’t the father. In 2001, a court absolved him of the duty to make future payments, but the state interpreted that ruling as not affecting the overdue amounts from the past, and in 2008 jailed him.

A News of the Weird classic (March 1995)

Writing in the February 1995 Journal of Clinical Psychiatry, two Wisconsin researchers concluded that nose-picking does not create problems for most people, but that for some the habit “may meet criteria for a disorder -- rhinotillexomania.”

Among their survey findings: 66.4 percent of pickers did it “to relieve discomfort or itchiness” (versus 2.1 percent for “enjoyment” and 0.4 percent for “sexual stimulation”); 65.1 percent used the index finger (versus 20.2 percent little finger and 16.4 percent thumb); and “Once removed, the nasal debris was examined, at least some of the time, by most respondents.” X

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When mom (or dad) gets sick or hurt Parenting when you’re sick or in pain can be difficult. Most of us have to just muddle through the burden of taking care of kids while trying to heal ourselves.

Part of the challenge includes comforting kids, whom, the moment mom gets sick or hurt, become convinced she’s going to die and abandon them. After all, they’ve seen scores of kid movies that prove this hypothesis. Hurt mom equals dead mom equals orphan kid alone in the woods beset by danger until longlost dad or other friendly but wacky animal comes to the rescue.

I’ve recently had medical issues that rocked my girl’s emotional equilibrium. She’s a sensitive kid, but telling her what’s going on works better for her than not knowing. The difficulty is finding the line between too much potentially unnerving information and giving her enough data to lessen her worries.

Dealing with the pain and the medications and the never-ending blood tests has kept me from being a compassionate parent over the past few weeks. Even though I know she needs information to feel comfortable, sometimes I just want to say, “I feel like road kill. Leave me alone.”

Instead I’ve said, “Listen, I may be grumpier than usual, but it’s not in any way your fault.”

I’m also dealing with becoming fat and hairy while sober — which doesn’t help my parenting technique. What’s going on is this: A strange pain’s been inching up my left calf for about a

month. It started about 12 hours after I spent 26 hours traveling by planes and cars from Sweden to Asheville. And I was taking estrogen pills. I can hear those of you who know about these things saying, “Ah-ha!”

Yes, there are blood clots in my veins.

I went to the doctor just after returning home, but at that point, nothing dangerous could be seen via ultrasound. However, the pain intensified during a recent car trip. I returned to the doc, and this time the culprits were clear. Now we’re experimenting with a toxic cocktail of anticoagulants, which make me fatigued and irritable. But as one friend said, “Better to be a temporary hemophiliac than to have a blood clot shoot off into your heart.”

Another friend (male) said, “You can’t drink beer. You can’t shave. You can’t exercise. You’re in pain. Hairy, fat and unhappy.

Just like I like ‘em.”

“Economy Class Syndrome” can happen to anyone, even youngish, non-smoking, average-sized, formerly fit females like me. Next time a flight attendant tells you to sit down, even though you’ve already been sitting for many hours, find the little medical notice about deep vein thrombosis and pulmonary embolism in your seat pocket and wave it in front of his nose, and tell him that a friend of yours got blood clots from sitting on her heiney on a plane too many hours, and that you’d rather bump your head during turbulence than have to give yourself shots in

the tummy for five days. Or maybe not. Your choice.

But back to the effect of all this on my kids. I agreed to selfmedicate and (so far) haven’t ended up in the hospital. That truly would’ve freaked out my younglings — even the boy, who’s often oblivious as long as the food keeps coming.

I told the kids the basics of my illness without going into too much detail. I told them I’m going to be OK. And that this is a good time for them to work on their back rub technique.

Truthfully, I find if the kids can help, they’re better off. I let them get me a glass of water or rub my back or just lie in bed and read with me. They’re learning that caring makes everyone — both those giving and those receiving — feel a little better.

There’ve been other positives arising from my situation. I’ve shown my kids that Mommy can take care of herself. I let my kids watch the shot procedure and admit that, “Yes, it hurts, but sometimes what hurts can heal.” Watching made the boy a bit queasy, but the girl gave me a high five and shouted, “Girl power!” Luckily, she waited until I’d removed the needle from my adipose tissue.

Kid moviemakers, here’s your lesson. You’re right, children can learn from scary situations, but salvation doesn’t always need to come in the form of an anthropomorphized rodent. Sometimes, it can come from mom. X

Anne Fitten “Edgy Mama” Glenn writes about a number of subjects, including parenting, at www.edgymama.com.

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If you miss the 24-hour coffee shop that was Caffiend, a Merrimon Avenue dweller for two years until its recent closure, you might have room for hope. Matthew Hebb, the shop’s founder and owner, has announced a burgeoning effort to reopen in Biltmore Village.

“Caffiend: The Resurrection” is the title of a fundraiser slated for Friday, Aug. 21, at The Garage at Biltmore. The $7 show starts at 7 p.m., and will feature local bands As Sick As Us, Kings of Prussia, Shake Azalia! and Glasswalls, as well as Tennessee’s Ocoai. All proceeds benefit Caffiend’s effort to reopen.

Hebb’s plan is to get together enough funds to open Caffiend within The Garage.“We won’t start out as being 24 hours,” Hebb says, “but we will steadily move up to that point.”

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The WNC chapter of Girls on the Run, a nonprofit that helps preteens develop self-respect and personal health, helped more than 1,300 girls hit the ground running last year. And now, the woman who founded the national organization, Molly Barker, will serve as the keynote speaker at a fundraiser for the local chapter.

Barker founded the program in 1996, and now it has spread to more than 160 member chapters. On Thursday, Aug. 27, she’ll speak as part of the Growing Strong Girls Dinner, which takes place from 6 to 8 p.m. at Windows on the Park in downtown Asheville. The event will include dinner, live music and a raffle; tickets are $26.50 per person or $50 per couple.

Call 713-4290 or visit www.gotrwnc.org for more information.

Benefits Calendar for August 19 - 27, 2009 Mystery in the Mountains (pd.) 6-9 p.m. Aug. 27 Grand Bohemian Hotel Enjoy dinner and a show – Curtains at the Speakeasy. Tickets are $60.

Prizes raffled off to those who guess the criminal, first time leadership donors, renewing donors, best costume (1920’s) and more. Purchase tickets online: www.unitedwayabc.org.

Limited seating, deadline August 24. This event is a part of year-round efforts to raise awareness of United Way and leadership giving opportunities for people 40 years and younger.

American Business Women’s Association ABWA brings together businesswomen of diverse occupations to raise funds for local scholarships and enhance the professional and personal lives of its members. Info: www. abwaskyhy.com.

• SA (8/22), 10am-6pm & SU (8/23), Noon-5pm - Used Book Sale at 82 Patton Ave., Asheville. All proceeds will go toward college scholarships for local recipients.

Asheville Affiliates • TU (8/25), 5:30-8pm - Social and menu tasting at the Flying Frog Restaurant. Cash bar. $5 door charge. All proceeds will benefit Affiliates programs for the year. RSVP: questions@ affiliatesofasheville.com. Info: www.affiliatesofasheville.com.

Asheville Fringe Arts Festival Tickets available at BeBe Theatre. Info: 254-2621 or www. ashevillefringe.org.

• FR (8/21), 8pm - “Friday Fringe Film Fest,” a festival fundraiser and film showcase will be held at the BeBe Theatre, 20 Commerce St. A collection of films and videos from past Fringe Festivals will be screened. $8.

BBQ Fundraiser • SA (8/22), 5pm - The Roy Johnson Sunday School class of First United Methodist Church on the corner of Sixth Ave. and

Buncombe St. in Hendersonville extends an invitation to the community to attend this annual event. $7 per plate/$3 kids under 12. Proceeds go toward local church projects. Info: 693-4275.

Benefit for GreenMan United FC • TH (8/20), 8pm - Benefit concert with live music by the Cheeksters and the Firecracker Jazz Band. Held at Jack of the Wood, 95 Patton Ave. $5. GreenMan United FC is a local soccer club sponsored by GreenMan Brewery and all event proceeds will defray medical costs of an injured player. Info: 252-5445.

Girls on the Run Girls on the Run is a nonprofit dedicated to educating and preparing girls for a lifetime of self-respect and healthy living. Info: www.gotrwnc.org or girlsontherunwnc@gmail.com.

• TH (8/27), 6-8pm - Girls on the Run International founder Molly Barker will serve as the keynote speaker at the “Growing Strong Girls” dinner held to benefit the organization’s WNC council. Food, live music and a raffle. $26.50. Info: 713-4290.

Madison County Public Library Located in downtown Marshall at 1335 N. Main St. Info: 6493741 or http://madisoncountylibrary.org.

• WE (8/19), 11am - The 5th annual Authors Luncheon, featuring a buffet lunch, prizes and a silent auction, will be held at the Country Club of Asheville. Local author Penelope J. Stokes will discuss and sign copies of her book Heartbreak Cafe. $35. Proceeds fund the summer reading program for children of Madison County.

Mercy For Animals A nonprofit animal advocacy organization that believes nonhuman animals are irreplaceable individuals with morally significant interests and hence rights, including the right to live

free of unnecessary suffering. Info: 231-6859 or kaylaw@ mercyforanimals.org.

• TH (8/20), 10am-11pm - Partial proceeds from food and book sales at Firestorm Cafe & Books, 48 Commerce St., will be donated to Mercy for Animals. n Volunteers needed.

MyPlace Fundraiser • TU (8/25), 11am-11pm - MyPlace, an at-risk and homeless youth development program, will have a fundraiser at Mezzaluna, 226 N. Main St., Hendersonville. Dine out and show your support. Info: 252-4499.

Next Step Recovery Provides safe, structured transitional living facilities and substance abuse recovery programs. Info: 350-9960 or www. nextsteprecovery.com.

• SA (8/23), 7-11pm - Benefit concert. Rock out for recovery at the Orange Peel with Jen and the Juice, Hot Politics and Wilsin. Plus, a silent auction. $7 in advance/$10 at the door.

Roaring ‘20s Inaugural Decades Ball • SA (8/22), 7-11pm - The American Cancer Society presents the Roaring ‘20s Inaugural Decades Ball at The Venue, 21 N. Market St., Asheville. Show your support by putting on your dancing shoes, zoot suit or flapper dress. Info: 254-6931.

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Tailgate markets are designed to showcase local foods, grown by local farmers on local land. So why does the most popular product at many Western North Carolina tailgate markets hail from 452 miles away?

Freshly caught seafood is so beloved by mountain shoppers that many area markets have tweaked their rules to allow coastal peddlers to sell their tuna, tilefish and speckled trout. Far from raising the ire of committed locavores, the exemption’s been embraced by the dozens of eaters who weekly wait in line to claim their share of the bounty.

“People get so excited about fish,” says Caravan Seafood’s David Eckard, a regular vendor at the French Broad Tailgate Market.

This year, he has added six more area markets to his sales route. “They don’t get excited about chicken like that.”

For the last eight years, Eckard has been shuttling seafood from Kitty Hawk to Asheville, a service which has proved so profitable that he’s unruffled by the 11hour cross-state drive he has to make every Tuesday evening.

“I tell my siblings, ‘If you think people get excited about seafood around here, you should see it there,’” Eckard says. “It’s just been unbelievable.”

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yet done on the subject. A taste for oceanic delicacies likely reached the region long before the foodstuffs themselves arrived: The Scots-Irish immigrants who settled the Blue Ridge were surely familiar with oysters and salmon, while the low-country planters who followed them here in the 19th cen tury, fleeing pesky mosquitoes and insufferable heat, were probably accustomed to feasting on crabs and shrimp.

But their edible affections went unrequited until inventors perfected the refrigerated rail car, which allowed for the safe shipment of perishables. Until the 1880s, the only way to keep food from spoiling before reaching its destination was to transport it while still alive. Such a system was better suited to four-legged, air-breathing mammals like beef cattle than underwater creatures like wriggly 25-pound mahi-mahis.

Still, even cows don’t make ideal train travelers, which is why the development of an artificially cooled car that kept processed food fresh — no matter what the weather — was considered revolutionary. The refrigerator car reshaped eating habits across the country, according to food historian Mark Sohn, author of Appalachian Home Cooking (University Press of Kentucky, 2005).

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They put it in dressing, they put it in casserole, they dip and fry them like fish.â&#x20AC;?

Refrigerated cars almost certainly carried the seafood stocked by Ashevilleâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s first fish vendors, both of whom operated stands at the City Market as early as 1910. According to a 1931 report in the Asheville Citizen, Wylie Gentry of Madison County offered â&#x20AC;&#x153;a complete line of sea foods,â&#x20AC;? while Joseph Witz, a trained tailor who sold seafood in Cincinnati, Ohio, Jacksonville, Fla., and Muncie, Ind., before relocating to Asheville, placed â&#x20AC;&#x153;orders in all of the trading sea shore centers where such foods are taken.â&#x20AC;?

Eckard suspects his predecessors, like him, may have catered primarily to transplants and tourists. â&#x20AC;&#x153;Even now, native people up there donâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t eat a lot of fish,â&#x20AC;? he says. â&#x20AC;&#x153;Itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s not an integral part of native peopleâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s diets.â&#x20AC;?

For Asheville residents who grew up eating seafood, though, there seems to be no substitute. True seafood lovers â&#x20AC;&#x201D; think of Amy Beard, the native Mainer who opened The Lobster Trap, and the migrants from Mexicoâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s coastal states who flock to the seafood stands at Smileyâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Flea Market in Fletcher â&#x20AC;&#x201D; canâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t be sated by mountain trout. â&#x20AC;&#x153;Thereâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s something instinctual about our attraction to seafood,â&#x20AC;? Eckard says. â&#x20AC;&#x153;Weâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;ve just evolved in sync with it.â&#x20AC;?

Eckard started selling seafood 29 years ago, buying his product off local docks. He made occasional trips to Asheville, sometimes carting with him a selection of medicinal herbs that didnâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t grow in the mountains. When he got lucky, heâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;d sell enough herbs to buy gas for the journey home. Then he mentioned his seafood business to someone at the French Broad Food Co-op. â&#x20AC;&#x153;She got very excited,â&#x20AC;? Eckard recalls. â&#x20AC;&#x153;More excited than about the herbs.â&#x20AC;?

Eckard told friends on the coast that heâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;d stumbled upon a niche: â&#x20AC;&#x153;I said, â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;I think there might be a market up there,â&#x20AC;&#x2122;â&#x20AC;? he says. â&#x20AC;&#x153;When you get that far inland, even the groceries have a hard time getting fresh seafood. Thereâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s probably about a five- to seven-day lag time. â&#x20AC;&#x153;After the third day, itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s really hard to call fish fresh,â&#x20AC;? he adds.

So Eckard devised a toilsome system that requires him to buy his fish and seafood on

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Eckhard spends a few hours at market, and then drives back home. â&#x20AC;&#x153;One of my guys asked me why more people donâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t do this,â&#x20AC;? he says. â&#x20AC;&#x153;I said, â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;No one else works like this.â&#x20AC;&#x2122; No oneâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s going to drive for hours, work their butts off and drive back. â&#x20AC;&#x153;But itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s a pretty good living for me,â&#x20AC;? he continues. â&#x20AC;&#x153;With the seafood down here, you get used to working really long hours. When the fish are running, you donâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t stop working.

You get used to working like that.â&#x20AC;?

Eckard concedes that seafood eaters â&#x20AC;&#x201D; even the most expert among them â&#x20AC;&#x201D; probably couldnâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t distinguish between day-old seafood and two-day-old seafood. But his schedule is a matter of personal pride. â&#x20AC;&#x153;My passion is providing the very freshest fish possible,â&#x20AC;? he says. â&#x20AC;&#x153;Iâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;ve had offers to set up a store, but you canâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t do it. The whole premise of what I do is I get the fish and get them up here quickly,â&#x20AC;?

And itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s fish that shoppers are buying. While shrimp account for 80 percent of Eckardâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s sales at his Kitty Hawk shop, Asheville residents want fish â&#x20AC;&#x201D; and softshell crab. â&#x20AC;&#x153;I had no idea people here even knew what they were,â&#x20AC;? Eckard says. â&#x20AC;&#x153;Then when we first brought them, this woman read our sign and yelled out that we had soft-shell crab. People came running. Itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s our biggest seller.â&#x20AC;?

Eckardâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s application to join the City Market was denied â&#x20AC;&#x201D; â&#x20AC;&#x153;They raised a stink because some of the meat people thought their sales would dropâ&#x20AC;? â&#x20AC;&#x201D; but he says fellow vendors usually appreciate his presence, acknowledging his stand is a draw for eaters who might not otherwise shop at the market. â&#x20AC;&#x153;Wednesday night is fish night for a lot of folks in Asheville,â&#x20AC;? he laughs. X Xpress food editor Hanna Rachel Raskin can be contacted at food@mountainx.com.

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SPROUT GARDEN: Be forewarned: This write-up may be entirely outdated by the time you read it.

“We’re evolving every day,” Sprout Garden Cafe’s co-owner Jon Braden said when reached by phone last week. “We just started serving breakfast today.”

Braden says the Black Mountain eatery, which opened in May, was created partly to “take restaurant rules and throw them out the door.” As an example, he cites a recent customer who had a craving for a Philly cheese steak. Sprout Garden doesn’t typically include cheese steaks on its everchanging “seasonal gourmet” menu. But that didn’t stop the back-of-the-house team from creating what Braden deemed a fantastic cheese-steak sandwich.

“We’re just throwing good food out there,” he says.

In keeping with its experimental approach, the restaurant is open for dinner one night a week. Braden envisions making those Friday evenings “guest chef nights,” on which different chefs would take over the kitchen.

Braden and his family previously ran a garden shop in the 1917 cottage that houses the cafe. While he says they might “get back into herbs,” three years of drought persuaded Braden they needed a more stable enterprise.

Sprout Garden’s offerings include sandwiches, salads, pastas and soups, a category Braden anticipates will expand as the weather turns colder. He’s planning to add bread bowls to the menu, which emphasizes local and sustainable ingredients.

“We’ve got a great scene,” Braden says.

“We’re footloose and fancy-free here, and we’re having a blast.”

Sprout Garden, at 105 Richardson Blvd., is

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The restaurant is closed on Wednesday. For more information, call 669-4442.

TOMATO WALK: Asheville’s leading chefs will provide home gardeners facing a surplus of tomatoes with plenty of inspiration at this week’s Tomato Walk, a happening jointly sponsored by the Appalachian Sustainable Agriculture Project and the Asheville Independent Restaurant Association. The event, which runs from 5 to 7 p.m. on Thursday, Aug. 20, is timed to coincide with ASAP’s Get Local tomato month.

“Asheville Tomato Walk brings together the region’s great chefs and farm products for a fun, summer celebration,” ASAP program director Peter Marks writes in a release.

Participating downtown restaurants include Laurey’s and Bouchon, which will offer street-side tomato samples, the Lobster Trap, serving shrimp cocktails with a local tomato-based sauce — complimentary with an entrée order — and Early Girl Eatery, featuring spinach-potato cakes with tomato gravy. Tomato tasters are encouraged to circulate between restaurants.

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BAVARIAN RESTAURANT: North Asheville’s Bavarian Restaurant marked its two-year anniversary this summer with its busiest month ever, and it’s returning the favor by offering a deal for guests observing August birthdays. Celebrants with proof of their birthdays will be treated to a free cake made by owner Doc Homburg, who will also play “Happy Birthday” on the grinder organ.

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The first-ever DIG (Downtown Independent Groove) Festival shows Asheville’s roots

by Alli Marshall It’s hard to recall the chill of winter during the sultry heat of summer. But local musician Erika Ferraby, who fronts bluesy-folk quartet Erika Jane & Remember the Bees, does recollect one shivery January when she, gospel-rocker David Earl Tomlinson, Americana howler Pierce Edens and soulful folkie Oso Rey sat around BoBo Gallery “doing jams” and talking about POPAsheville.

No one in the group was slated to perform at this year’s local pop festival. “We realized none of us are really pop,” Ferraby says. For starters, all four posses powerful, rough-around-the-edges singing styles and are backed by acoustic guitars and stripped down percussion, rather than synthesizers and loops. Says Ferraby, “We had the idea for a rock festival to compliment POPAsheville.”

Now that the annual January pop music showcase is taking a hiatus, this new endeavor (organized by Ferraby, her husband Justin, Rey, and fellow musicians Jeff Santiago and Josh Phillips) might embrace that genre as well. But for its first year out of the gate, DIG (Downtown Independent Grooves) Festival is focusing on roots-based acts.

That’s not to say this festival is narrow in scope. “Roots” is a fairly ambiguous classification (according to Ferraby it’s an umbrella for “so many amazingly talented musicians in this town”), and even for a first attempt,

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Thursday, Aug. 20 & Friday, Aug. 21 (See sidebar for bands and showtimes. $15 for both nights, $10 for one night, $5 per venue at the door. www.myspace.com/digfestival.)

DIG is far-reaching. It will encompass four downtown Asheville venues (Emerald Lounge, BoBo Gallery, Mo Daddy’s and The Orange Peel — look for rickshaws providing rides between clubs if you’re not up for the hike) for two nights. Twenty-four bands are slated to play, resulting in some interesting shared-stage situations: Folk/blues songster Ian Thomas follows sleek rockers Lewis, for example. Or, the tidy alt-country of The Humbuckers meets the bombastic gospel of David Earl & The Plowshares. “We wanted to showcase the diversity,” Ferraby says.

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take some cues from that genre; other acts range from jam to rock to nearly bluegrass.

In fact, there are many musical styles on the roster as there are bands ready to play the new event. From the beginning, Ferraby and Rey envisioned putting together a “little festival.” Says Ferraby, “It’s a gotten a lot bigger than we thought.”

What’s helped get DIG off the ground are a number of beer-company sponsorships including Lagunitas, Pisgah, Asheville Brewing Company, Magic Hat, Sweetwater, Foothills and Starr Hill in association with Budweiser of Asheville. Of that last sponsor Ferraby notes, “I know. I know. I realize that it could be viewed as ... we ‘sold out’ a bit, but hey, we really love Asheville music.”

That love is pretty apparent in the commitment of the musicians behind the festivities. There’s already been a pre-jam to drum up excitement and if Ferraby gets her way, “We might end up doing a closing jam, too.”

Sandwiched between the two: a healthy serving of music. X Alli Marshall can be reached at amarshall@ mountainx.com.

Rebel music: Oso Rey’s Soulgrass Rebellion performs at the pre-DIG Festival jam.

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A Dig Fest primer • Singer/songwriter Moses Atwood is, according to Boston’s The Phoenix , “heir apparent to Micah Blue Smaldone and Ray LaMontagne.” BoBo Gallery, Thursday, 10 p.m.

• Now You See Them is a quirk-folk indie trio and recent Last Band Standing winner. BoBo Gallery, Thursday, 11:15 p.m.

• The Pond Brothers are actual siblings who have shared a musical career for near two decades thanks to their successful psychedelic reggae-rock-folk band Snake Oil Medicine Show. Emerald Lounge, Thursday, 10 p.m.

• Psychedelic rock project WiLSin tempers its layers of keys and guitars with serious soul. Emerald Lounge, Thursday, 11 p.m.

• Folly Beach’s Sol Driven Train performs driving roots-jam fusion. This

band is festival-ready. Emerald Lounge, Thursday, 12:15 a.m.

• Local rock band Lewis has a sleek pop sound reminiscent of ‘90s-era college rock, in the very best sense. Mo Daddy’s, Thursday, 9:15 p.m.

• Knoxville-based singer/songwriter Ian Thomas has a vintage-y Dylan look and the harmonica chops to match. Also, like Dylan, he rambles around (though largely on the music-festival circuit). Mo Daddy’s, Thursday, 10:15 p.m.

• Gritty folk-rock artist Pierce Edens (fronting his band The Dirty Work) is known for his hoarse howl and powerful delivery (think Tom Waits with twang). Mo Daddy’s, Thursday, 11:30 p.m.

• Chris Cates and The Master Plan performs beach music ... for mountain folks. The Orange Peel, Thursday, 9 p.m..

• Kovacs & The Polar Bear’s MySpace tracks run the gamut from delicate heart-on-sleeve “Ruth” to bombastic, Pogues-reminiscent “Grave Steppin’.” The Orange Peel, Thursday, 10:15 p.m.

• Pop-rock act The Enemy Lovers have had a big year, releasing their debut CD and expanding their fan base and concert radius throughout the Southeast. The Orange Peel, Thursday, 11:30 p.m.

• Singer/songwriter Jeff Santiago is known for his work with local rockers The Broomstars. His solo work delves into personal exploration. BoBo Gallery, Friday, 10 p.m.

• Powerhouse singer/songwriter Nikki Talley recently released an album, got hitched and pulled off a stellar tour. BoBo Gallery, Friday, 10:45 p.m.

• According to Galen Kipar’s Web site, “The roots of folk, blues, classical, jazz and world beat are echoed within the overall chemistry of the Project’s music.” BoBo Gallery, Friday, 11:45 p.m.

• David Earl & The Plowshares perform gospel rock for folks who prefer bar stools to church pews. Emerald Lounge, Friday, 11 p.m.

• The Humbuckers are a seamless Americana outfit fronted by former NC Rail member Rudy Colombo. Emerald Lounge, Friday, 10 p.m.

• The Trainwreks are innovators of their own “dirty-tonk” genre. Emerald Lounge, Friday, 12:15 a.m.

• Erika Jane & Remember the Bees is sweet and low-down blues with velvety vocals a la Margot Timmons. Mo Daddy’s, Friday, 9:15 p.m.

• Blues vocalist and guitarist Laura Blackley is an integral part of the local scene, both as a musician and music journalist. Mo Daddy’s, Friday, 10:15 p.m.

• Oso Rey’s Soulgrass Rebellion features the songwriting of recent Asheville transplant Rey, whose ramblings have taken him from Santa Cruz to St. John, and the guitar prowess of the jazzy Silas Durocher. Mo Daddy’s, Friday, 11:30 p.m.

• Grant DaSantos fronts a newly created rock super-group, deriving its members from from Kung Fu Dynamite, the Firecracker Jazz Band, Tuesday Night Funk Jam and Laura Reed’s Deep Pocket. Orange Peel, Friday, 8:45 p.m.

• Athens/Atlanta indie-rocker Ralph Roddenbery describes himself as “hyper, yet laid back.” Orange Peel, Friday, 10 p.m.

• Josh Blake & The Big Money Band features GFE’s guitarist performing his own consciousness-enhancing folk rock. Orange Peel, Friday, 11:15 p.m.

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“We’re still honest and good, just a lot hairier,” says Bill “Smitty” Smith, drummer for indie-rock sextet Truth & Salvage Co., coming to the Grey Eagle this week. That band (well, most of its members) used to be Asheville’s stomp-boogie band, Scrappy Hamilton, but moving to Los Angeles has a way of changing things.

And not just, as Smith suggests, ‘fro growth.

Smith, along with guitarist Scott Kinnebrew, keyboardist Walker Young and bassist Joe Edel headed west in 2005. There, in the land of sunshine, movie stars and epic traffic, the band that once donned thrift-store suits, pork-pie hats and sousaphones began its metamorphosis.

“Scrappy, in the heyday, was hot jazz and ragtime,” Kinnebrew says. “Over time, we listened to different things.”

No longer on a steady diet of vintage New Orleans hokum, the musicians took in pop and rock, much of it harkening back to the

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‘70s. There was an indie-pop iteration of the group, shortly after relocation. On New Year’s Eve 2005, Scrappy returned to Asheville to play a one-night stand at Stella Blue, introducing material from the album Once or Twice Every Thousand Years. But that record’s slightly garage-y, unpolished turn was still a couple years shy of what Kinnebrew calls “a mature fruiting; a culmination of influences.”

That culmination has a name. It’s Truth & Salvage Co., a faded jeans + four-part harmonies + jangly guitars + retro organ amalgamation of time, space and decidedly ‘70s fashion sense. “It’s less forced,” says Young. “Instead of trying to throw our music into any one genre, we’re trying to write more freely.”

In Scrappy, Young played piano, accordion and (?!) clock. In T&S Co. he’s the suedehatted, Neil Young-looking keyboardist and singer of “Pure Mountain Angel.” That song, with it’s 3/4 tempo and desperado lyrics, calls to mind The Stones’ “Wild Horses” and The Band’s “The Weight,” but no one in T&S Co. is willing to commit to a strict country-

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where:

The Grey Eagle

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Saturday, Aug. 22 (9 p.m. $8 advance, $10 day of show. www. thegreyeagle.com)

Mad hatters: Before its musicians headed west, T&S Co. was Asheville’s Scrappy Hamilton. rock classification.

“Depending on who’s singing and who writes the song it differentiates the element of rock or the element of country,” Young says.

The band is about to release a four-song EP, Kinnebrew says. Each song represents a different T&S Co. writer. “As they were written, each song differed significantly in style and presentation, but listening to it as an EP, the music sounds unified and the transitions are smooth.”

After years of playing together, the group honed its sound enough so that, a couple years back, Scrappy Hamilton side project The Denim Family Band (also the current T&S Co. lineup) attracted the attention of talent manager Pete Angelus. The burgeoning band was then leading a growing L.A. roots-music scene in no-cover bars like Hotel Cafe and Crane’s Hollywood Tavern. Angelus thought the band might be of interest to one of his clients: Black Crowes frontman Chris Robinson.

Reunion magic

Last summer, Robinson showed up at a Denim Family Band performance. Since then, the group formerly known as Scrappy Hamilton (also, by turns, calling themselves Quartermoon Serenade, the Sounding Arrows and The Loyalhearts) got yet another name and signed to both Sony’s Megaforce Record and Black Crowes’ Silver Arrow Records.

“It took a while for it to come about,” says Kinnebrew. “Last January, we were invited to Chris’s house in Topeka Canyon for a week of pre-production.

“It was a great experience. [Robinson] has been very supportive of our group and our sound. We sing a lot of four-part harmonies and having Chris Robinson there as our singing coach was pretty amazing. We’ll all guys who grew up loving the Black Crowes.”

The Robinson-produced EP is due out in September; a full album will follow early next year.

The sound is both new and somehow

familiar as a perfectly worn pair of jeans. For a taste, check out “Call Back” on the band’s Web site. Young’s vocals are rich with rocker bravado and aching nostalgia: “I got them hobo blues, whoa, keeps callin’ me right back home to you.” The organ packs the ‘60s psychedelic punch of Big Brother and the Holding Company; the guitars are as twangy as The Flying Burrito Brothers, the percussion drives the whole song into a ridiculously hooky bridge. It has all of the elements that have spelled commercial success for the Black Crowes, and hopefully will do the same for T&S Co. This former-Asheville, former-novelty act stands poised for widespread recognition (opening for the Black Crowes’ fall tour, bringing them to the Thomas Wolfe Auditorium on Oct. 2).

“Scrappy had a good run,” Kinnebrew says. “When we decided to shed the name and start over, it was a relief to be able to finally let go of it. What we got out of it was priceless because it got us here.”

And the new name? It rang true, says Smith, “because we believed in this so much, we’ve had to salvage everything in our lives.”

In that spirit, the band promises that the Grey Eagle show this week will include “Alligator Crawl,” a Scrappy Hamilton classic. X Alli Marshall can be reached at amarshall@ mountainx.com.

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The Merle, The Blue Rags: Other ‘90s-era Asheville bands bringin’ it back

Speaking of Asheville favorites who ventured off to the West Coast but are now returning to their beloved former audiences, The Unholy Trio will play at Grey Eagle on Friday, Aug. 21, opening for Wayne Robbins and the Hellsayers (who mercifully haven’t attempted to leave us yet).

The immensely talented Morgan Christopher Geer brings his terrific country songs back with the Trio, but it’s not just the legendary Unholies that he’ll be reuniting. Psychedelic rock titans The Merle triumphantly return to luxury (so sayeth their Facebook page) next Friday, Aug. 28, at Broadway’s. If you were wondering, the Merle have received the calling of the rock ‘n’ roll demon in their souls, according to bassist Christopher Saint Yountz. Jamie Stirling (drummer for Custard Pie) rounds out this monster trio, who were huge

in the mid- to- late ‘90s Asheville music scene. And still are, in the hearts of many.

Geer also plays with his new band Drunken Prayer, joined by Whapper and original Merle member Will Chatham and David Wayne Gay from Reigning Sound. That’s Saturday, Aug. 29 at the Grey Eagle.

And if that weren’t enough for ya, break out your dancin’ shoes cause the freakin’ Blue Rags reunite to play the Grey Eagle and Lexington Avenue Arts and Fun Fest the weekend of Sept. 5 and 6. On the heels of July’s Decline of Western North Carolina band reunions, a mid-90s Asheville music lover couldn’t be happier. X — Rebecca Sulock

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Artists aren’t typically thought of as entrepreneurs or purveyors of business in this culture, but local painter Gabriel Shaffer has laid that idea to rest. “Whoever came up with the myth of the starving artist wasn’t an artist,” he says.

By now you may have heard of Shaffer or at least seen his effusive folk-inspired paintings, either at a local craft venue or at a gallery or restaurant downtown. (Last week he exhibited work at the 37th annual Village Art and Craft Fair.) He’s also exhibited in reputable folk and outsider art fairs around the country and this year has been showing at the esteemed SOFA fairs in New York City, Santa Fe and Chicago.

With his hand in so many venues, Shaffer has seen firsthand the effect the economic downturn has had on artists in the region. Like many, he noticed a decline in art sales last summer with “full paralysis in early September.” In one day, he had $8,000 worth of commissions cancelled, and others disappeared during the holiday season.

Observing panicked artists lowering their prices and producing more work to sell, Shaffer took some advice from his father, a sports memorabilia collector, who encouraged him to do the exact opposite — raise prices and produce less work. “When you decrease the value of your work you are letting people take advantage of you. By raising prices you’re declaring that you’re not going anywhere, and that you believe your work is worthy of investing in.” Since he adopted this approach, Shaffer says he’s seen a shift in his sales.

“This has been my best year ever. I have sold a painting nearly every week.”

Having created work that appeals to people of all economic sectors for more than five years, Shaffer says he will continue to produce drawings to sell at manageable price points ($40 to $80). His prices for larger and more detailed work, how-

“Keep painting like hell”: Artist Gabriel Shaffer is fighting the economic paralysis, and offers some practical advice for others.

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ever, have increased according to an hourly rate he has determined for himself. He is now pricing work to sell from $1,000 to $15,000.

But who will be buying the work? Shaffer claims he is like a detective when it comes to finding collectors. Some key measures: Traveling, heightened press exposure, meeting a wide array of people, forming friendships and business relationships over time. “When I go into the studio it’s not just about me — the collectors are a part of the work as well.”

But does this at all compromise his values or make him feel resentful? “I just like making art.

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I don’t feel like I’m catering to anyone. I’m not trying to get Nike to patent me or anything, I just want to be in a position to continue to make the art without penalizing my family and people who depend on me.”

To Shaffer, a successful business model begins with a positive state of mind. “First of all, love is the source of all my art — love for my family, love for my opportunity to make it, love for the people who love it.” Approaching his art in these terms, he claims, magnetically draws people to want to own it. “Passion is the thing that’s gonna sell the work. If people know you care about it, they will be infected by that.”

A clever twist of perspective — and one he learned from his dad — keeps Shaffer’s attitude about salesmanship inflated: “I’m not here to sell my paintings, I’m here for people to buy them.”

His attitude implies that the work asks for its buyer rather than visa versa. “My paintings know better than I do where they are supposed to go.”

So what advice can this practiced artist give to the budding visual art entrepreneurs of Asheville?

“Keep painting like hell, and keep putting your work out there for the public to see. He urges that artists “learn how to deal with collectors, organize events and reinvent what’s going on.” One way to do this, he suggests, is to submit work to places outside of town to build up Asheville’s reputation as an artistic hotspot.

On the flip side, he encourages local collectors to seek out and nurture more of Asheville’s artists.

“In my ideal world people would invest in artists, not stocks, because there’s a real person behind the investment.” X Learn more at www.gabrielshaffer.com.

smartbets Soundclash: a benefit for AshevilleFM

AshevilleFM (that’s Asheville Free Media) is sortof like college radio, but all grown up. The volunteer-based, grassroots station was envisioned earlier this year as an outlet where community members could broadcast locally based music and news.

The station’s DIY studio is behind Wizzy’s; listen in at www.ashevillefm.org. Chip in monetarily (think of it as a fund drive without the boring chatter) at the all-ages Orange Peel benefit. Music from Doom Ribbons, IO, J.R.R. Foolkiller, Aurascene, Kimathir, sys:ex and Pomme de Terre.

Saturday, Aug. 22 (9 p.m., $8 advance, $10 doors. Info: www.theorangepeel.net or 2255851).

Zimbabwean Mbira Concert

Vocabulary lesson: Shona isboth a language and a people from Zimbabwe; the mbira is a hand-held wooden thumb piano.

Multi-instrumentalist Newton Cheza “Matemai” Chozengwa is considered to be one of Zimbabwe’s finest mbira players (and a crack vocalist/guitarist/marimba player as well). Joined by kushaura (lead marimba) virtuoso Tinirai Jonathan “Simboti” Mazura, Matemai makes an Asheville stop on his first U.S. tour. The Asheville Arts Center show promises to be an electrifying introduction to Shona music; dancers are welcome. Saturday, Aug. 22 (7:30-9:30 p.m., $15 advance, $18 doors. Info: www. ashevilleartscenter.com or 777-0922).

The Firefly Revival

Rather like how the death of Obi Wan Kenobi gave the Jedi master the power to be everywhere all the time, the demise of mountain music quartet The Barrel House Mamas has resulted in ever more Mamas music. One splinter group is The Firefly Revival, featuring former Mamas Anna Bauman-Smith and Jane Edens on fiddle and guitar respectively (with shared vocal duties), Eliza Sydney on concert harp and Michael Olivier on bass. The new group spreads its wings at White Horse Black Mountain. Saturday, Aug. 22 (8 p.m., $8. Info: www.whitehorseblackmountain. com or 669-0816).

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Chuck Lichtenberger Collective: Challenging within the happy bubble

by Alli Marshall Chuck Lichtenberger (perhaps best known as the keys player in local pop group stephaniesid) is not exactly new on the scene. His own jazz project, the Chuck Lichtenberger Collective, has played a standing Tuesday night gig at Tressa’s for the last couple years and boasts a stellar lineup: Michael Libramento (Floating Action, Ice Cream) on bass, Joey K. (Ozomatli) on drums and Jonathan “J.P.” Pearlman (Alien Music Club) on guitar. The band sometimes involves other instrumentalists, but during a rare Sunday night set at Barley’s it was that quartet on stage.

If the jazz genre strikes fear in the heart of some would-be music fans, Lichtenberger’s group is probably the place to start. Not that the compositions lack sophistication, but each song is tempered with pop themes and catchy hooks — exactly the stuff that makes stephaniesid so addictive. Following one tune, Lichtenberger pointed out that Pearlman had played a Kenny Loggins-style lick. “You weren’t allowed to make a movie in the ‘80s without a Kenny Loggins song on the soundtrack,” he quipped.

But more than ‘80s-retro, the song possessed an upbeat, rollicking refrain that called to mind a Vince Guaraldi composition.

That song was followed by an equally poppy (though less Peanuts soundtrack-y) number.

The musicians’ skills allow for textural layers, and through those layers rise intriguing solos.

In experimental jazz, it’s these solos that sometimes lose the unschooled listener — musicians use the time to leap from the musical foundation into uncharted and often dissonant territory. In this case, Pearlman’s solo was more obscure than the highly accessible keyboard refrain, but also served as a jumping off point for Libramento who offered up a moody, syncopated bass part. (Libramento, it’s worth noting, is a lefthanded musician who plays a right-handed bass upside down.) Lichtenberger brought the whole song back around with a breezy, oceanic swell of keys; his pop-savvy the key element that allowed the rest of the band to take the music into intense and experimental territory without losing the interest of the pizza and beer crowd.

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The collective offers jazz tempered with pop themes and catchy hooks.

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Each number involves a play of light and dark elements and though Lichtenberger — an engaging frontman with practiced audience rapport — jokes “One good thing about leading a band is you can write stuff you can’t play and other people will play it for you,” it’s obvious that there’s no weak link in this group. Frequent time switches are pulled off like so many turns on dimes. Warm tones and nods to swing jazz recall plusher economic times and cast an expansive and jovial mood into the bar. Complex solos (including, on the Barley’s stage, a guest appearance by steel drummer Jonathan Scales), a veritable cornucopia of rhythms (including an especially pleasing jungle-beat opening a newer arrangement) and a full spectrum of emotional states, means the compositions are challenging without departing the happy bubble. X Learn more at www.myspace.com/chucklichtenbergercollective.

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where to find the clubs • what is playing • listings for venues throughout Western North Carolina Clubland rules •To qualify for a free listing, a venue must be predominately dedicated to the performing arts. Bookstores and cafés with regular open mics and musical events are also allowed.

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Bill Covington (classics), 6-7pm Maddy & Masterpiece (dance band), 7-11pm

Grammer School (indie, funk)

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BoBo Gallery

Zevious, King Tut & S. Perlowin

Shag music w/ DJ Broadway’s

The Screaming Jays

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Eleven on Grove

Orange Peel

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Candlebox (grunge) w/ Midnight To Twelve & Parmalee

Reggae Resurrection

Pisgah Brewing Company

Chris Rhodes (singer/songwriter)

Curras Dom

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Wild Wing Cafe

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Lajos Pagony (piano), 6-10pm

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Horizons at Grove Park Inn

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Eleanor Underhill (singer/songwriter)

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Grove Park Inn Great Hall

Boiler Room

Cadillac Sky (acoustic, bluegrass) w/ North Fork Switchgrass Bill Covington (classics), 6-7pm Maddy & Masterpiece (dance band), 7-11pm Handlebar

Benefit concert feat: This Twilight City w/ Captured, The Chase & We Got This Horizons at Grove Park Inn

Lajos Pagony (piano), 6-10pm Infusions Lounge

Live music

Jack Of The Wood Pub

Benefit for GreenMan United FC feat: The Cheeksters (pop) & The Firecracker Jazz Band (jazz) Lobster Trap

Hank Bones Mela

DIG fest: Oso Rey’s Soulgrass Rebellion, Laura Blackley, Erika Jane, & Remember the Bee

Belly dancing

$3 Well Gin Drinks

Never Blue

Mo-Daddy’s Bar & Grill

The DIG Festival feat: Pierce Edens & The Dirty Work (folk, rock) w/ Ian Thomas & Lewis Singer/songwriter showcase

August 22nd

New French Bar Courtyard Cafe

Danger Muffin

“Euro Pop”

$3 Seagrams 7 Drinks $3 Seagrams 7 Drinks

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Stationmaster & his Americana driven train

SATURDAY • AUGUST 22

Sons of Ralph

Long awaited CD Release

SATURDAY • AUGUST 29

Zach Blew

Stevie Wonder & Janis Joplin’s love child

Decades Restaurant & Bar

Dancing w/ Darin Kohler & the Asheville Katz feat: Susie Hall Elaine’s Dueling Piano Bar

Non-stop rock’n roll sing-a-long party show, 8pm-1am Eleven on Grove

Salsa & Mambo Dancing, 10pm-2am Dance Lessons, 10:30pm Emerald Lounge

The DIG Festival feat: David Earl & The Plowshares (blue, rock) w/ The Trainwreks & The Humbuckers

Nosaj Thing (electronica) Temptations Martini Bar

Southern Silk Duo (jazz, blues), 7:30-10:30pm The Hookah Bar

The Hellblinki Sextet (other) Tolliver’s Crossing Irish Pub

Walt Whitney (blues) Town Pump

The Gin Fits

Tressa’s Downtown Jazz and Blues

Peggy Ratusz and Daddy Longlegs (blues, soul) Vincenzo’s Bistro

Bobby Sullivan (piano) White Horse

David Holt and Josh Goforth CD release show Wild Wing Cafe

Electric Boogaloo

Back Room

Peggy Ratusz (blues, soul)

Skinny Legs and All (blues, funk)

Garage at Biltmore

Beacon Pub

Mark Bumgartner

“Caffiend - The Resurrection” Benefit feat: Sick As Us, Kings of Prussia, Shake Azalia, Ocoai & Glasswalls

Julia Ann & Laurel Ridge Bluegrass

Grey Eagle Music Hall & Tavern

Blue Ridge Dining Room & Wine Bar

Blu Lounge

Music w/ Lady DJ Christian M.

Red Stag Grill

Chris Rhodes (r&b, blues, pop), 5:30-10pm

Robert Thomas (jazz standards, blues)

The Hellsayers (folk-rock) & The Unholy Trio w/ The Weight

Rocket Club

Grove Park Inn Great Hall

13th Day Mission (progressive, rock)

BoBo Gallery

Hatemonger (grime, other) w/ Project Loungecore (punk, ska) & Build to Fall

Bill Covington (classics), 6-7pm Maddy & Masterpiece (dance band), 7-11pm

Scandals Nightclub

Handlebar

Drag show w/ music by The Bandits & NoName

Cravin’ Melon w/ Mac Leaphart

Electronica w/ The Seven Heavens w/ Jason Ross Martin, Sven Hoosen, O Mello Cello Tree, Roberto Hess, Andrea Lee & Doug Rodgers

Soul Infusion Tea House and Bistro

Hangar

Bosco’s Sports Zone

Singer-songwriter showcase

The Sharkadelics (classic rock, metal)

Live music

The Hookah Bar

Hannah Flanagan’s

Chaser’s Nitelife

Zach Whitaker (acoustic, folk)

Chris Cates & the MasterPlan (Americana)

DJ Diva & The Lee Whitaker Band

Town Pump

Holland’s Grille

Club Hairspray

Martha Bassett (Americana, roots)

The Jarvis Jenkins Band (Southern rock)

Diva Saturday feat: Ashley Michaels & friends

Tressa’s Downtown Jazz and Blues

Horizons at Grove Park Inn

Curras Dom

Peggy Ratusz’ Invitational Blues Jam

Lajos Pagony (piano), 6-10pm

Mark Guest & friends (jazz-guitar ensemble)

Vincenzo’s Bistro

Iron Horse Station

Decades Restaurant & Bar

Live music w/ Aaron Laflace (singer/songwriter)

Melody and Friends

Rotating guest bands

Watershed

Jack Of The Wood Pub

Elaine’s Dueling Piano Bar

Trent Wagler & The Steel Wheels (Americana, roots)

Non-stop rock’n roll sing-a-long party show, 8pm-1am

Jerusalem Garden

Emerald Lounge

Belly dancing w/ live music

Kellin Watson Band

Mo-Daddy’s Bar & Grill

Feed and Seed

DJ night

Contagious (alternative rock) Zuma Coffee

Thursday night bluegrass jam

Fri., August 21 Back Room

Anon Dixon Day (country)

Carolina Blue

O’Malley’s On Main

French Broad Brewery Tasting Room

Empty Slate (Southern rock) Orange Peel

“MUSE” music, comedy, poetry, dance & more

The DIG Festival (local & regional music) feat: Josh Phillips Folk Festival, Josh Blake & The Big Money Band & more

Blu Lounge

Picnics

Blue Mountain Pizza Cafe

Acoustic Swing

Blue Ridge Dining Room & Wine Bar

Chris Rhodes (r&b, blues, pop), 5:30-10pm

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Boiler Room

The DIG Festival feat: Oso Rey’s Soulgrass Rebellion w/ Laura Blackley (singer/songwriter) & Erika Jane & Remember The Bees

Beacon Pub

Dance mix w/ local DJ’s

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Live music

Stella Blue

Pisgah Brewing Company

Wild Wing Cafe

We Sing Nasty Blues from Hickory, NC

Club Xcapades

Mic Harrison & HighScore

“Back To Cool” w/ DJ Lunchmoney

Jaystorm & Co. (funk, folk)

WSNB Blues Band

Natalie Production & Lushus

Shovelhead Saloon

French Broad Brewery Tasting Room

Westville Pub

FRIDAY • AUGUST 28

Club Hairspray

Robert Thomas (jazz standards, blues)

Club 828

Mark Keller (singer/songwriter)

Trent Wagler & Steel Wheel

DJ Diva & The Lee Whitaker Band

Red Stag Grill

“Digital Shamanism” feat: J-Wah

Razcal’s

FRIDAY • AUGUST 21

Chaser’s Nitelife

DJ Dday

Firestorm Cafe and Books

Diane Durrett (Americana, soul)

of Greenman United

Live music

Red Room at Temptations

The DIG Festival (local & regional music) feat: The Enemy Lovers, Chris Cates and The Master Plan & Kovac & The Polar Bear

Purple Onion Cafe

The Cheeksters & Firecracker Jazz Band Benefit for David Humphrey

Bosco’s Sports Zone

West Sound (R&B)

Sat., August 22

Live music w/ Funknastics

THURSDAY • AUGUST 20

Back Pages w/ 105 Howitzer & Layman’s Envy (rock)

Razcal’s

Feed and Seed

Orange Peel

August 25th: LDT • Classic Blues

The DIG Festival feat: Nikki Talley (singer/songwriter) w/ Galen Kipar Project & Jeff Santiago

The Old Jewel Crown (gospel, bluegrass, roots) Pisgah Brewing Company

One Leg Up (Gypsy, jazz) Purple Onion Cafe

Fred Whisken (jazz pianist)

Frankie Bones

Live music w/ Scott Raimes Bob Burnette (singer/songwriter) Garage at Biltmore

Papadosio (jam) w/ Moving Temple vs.

Peripheral & The New Cosmic Band Grey Eagle Music Hall & Tavern

Secret Agent 23 Skidoo (children’s hip-hop show), 2pm Truth & Salvage Co. & Mad Tea Party Grove Park Inn Great Hall

Bill Covington (classics), 6-7pm Maddy & Masterpiece (dance band), 7-11pm

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Asheville Civic Center & Thomas Wolfe Auditorium 251-5505 The Back Room (OSO) 697-6828 Barley’s Tap Room (SH) 255-0504 Beacon Pub 686-5943 Blue Mountain Pizza (OSO) 658-8777 Blue Lounge 650-5198 Blue Ridge Performing Arts Center 693-0087 BoBo Gallery (OSO) 254-3426 Bosco’s Sports Zone 684-2646 Broadway’s (SA) 285-0400 Chaser’s (SA) 684-3780 Club 828 252-2001 Club Hairspray (SA) 258-2027 College St. Pub (SA) 232-0809 Courtyard Gallery 273-3332 Curras Dom 253-2111 Decades Restaurant & Bar 254-0555

Diana Wortham Theater 257-4530 Dock’s Restaurant 883-4447 Elaine’s Dueling Piano Bar 252-2711 Eleven on Grove 505-1612 Emerald Lounge (OSO) 232- 4372 The Encouraging Cup 329-8210 Feed & Seed + Jamas Acoustic 216-3492 Firestorm Cafe (OSO) 255-8115 Five Fifty Three 631-3810 Frankie Bones 274-7111 Fred’s Speakeasy (SA) 281-0920 French Broad Brewery Tasting Room 277-0222 The Garage 505-2663 Gottrocks 235-5519 Grey Eagle Music Hall & Tavern (OSO) 232-5800 Grove House Eleven on Grove 505-1612

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The Grove Park Inn 252-2711 Guadalupe Cafe 586-9877 The Handlebar (864)233-6173 The Hangar (SA) 684-1213 Havana Restaurant 252-1611 Holland’s Grille 298-8780 The Hookah Bar 252-1522 Infusions 665-2161 Iron Horse Station 622-0022 The Lobster Trap 350-0505 Mack Kell’s Pub & Grill 253-8805 Magnolia’s Raw Bar (ISS) 251-5211 Mela 225-8880 Mike’s Tavern 281-3096 Mo-Daddy’s Bar & Grill (SH) 258-1550 New French Bar Courtyard Cafe 225-6445 Never Blue 693-4646

O’Malley’s On Main 246--0898 The Orange Peel (OSO) 225-5851 Picnics 258-2858 Panther’s Paw 696-0810 Pisgah Brewing Co. 669-0190 Purple Onion Cafe 749-1179 Rankin Vault 254-4993 Razcal’s 277-7117 Red Stag Grill at the Grand Bohemian Hotel 505-2949 Rocket Club 505-2494 Root Bar No.1 299-7597 Ruby’s BBQ Shack (ISS) 299-3511 Sadie’s Seafood 505-3364 Scandals Nightclub 252-2838 Shovelhead Saloon (SA) 669-9541 Soul Infusion Tea House & Bistro (OSO) 586-1717 Steak & Wine 505-3362

Stella Blue 236-2424 The Still 683-5913 Switzerland Cafe 765-5289 The Red Room at Temptations (SA) 252-0775 Temptations Martini Bar (SA) 252-0775 Tolliver’s Crossing Irish Pub 505-2129 Town Pump (SA) 669-4808 Tressa’s Downtown Jazz & Blues (SA) 254-7072 Vaso de Vino Wine Bar & Market 687-3838 Vincenzo’s Bistro 254-4698 The Watershed 669-0777 Waynesville Water’n Hole 456-4750 Westville Pub (OSO) 225-9782 White Horse 669-0816 Wild Wing Cafe (SA) 253-3066 Xcapades 258-9652

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OSO: outdoor/patio smoking only • SH: smoking hours, call clubs for specfics • ISS: indoor smoking section • SA: smoking allowed Hangar

Live music Havana Restaurant

Ahora Si (salsa, jazz, tropical) Horizons at Grove Park Inn

Lajos Pagony (piano), 6-10pm Infusions Lounge

Live music

DJ Dance Party & Cabaret Show Stella Blue

Spill The Blood Switzerland Cafe

Dave Desmelik (Americana) Temptations Martini Bar

Southern Silk Duo (jazz, blues), 7:30-10:30pm The Hookah Bar

Belly dancing w/ live music

Belly dancing w/ live music by Rakadu (Gypsy, other) & The Mezmer Society

Mo-Daddy’s Bar & Grill

Tolliver’s Crossing Irish Pub

Jerusalem Garden

Dangermuffin (Americana, roots) New French Bar Courtyard Cafe

Today the Moon Tomorrow the Sun (indie, electro) w/ Nevada O’Malley’s On Main

Live music w/ Bobby G. Orange Peel

Soundclash Benefit for AshevilleFM feat: Doom Ribbons, IO, J.R.R. Foolkiller, Aurascene, Kimathir, sys:ex & Pomme de Terre Picnics

O Mello Cello Tree (roots, rock) Pisgah Brewing Company

Inner Visions (reggae)

Purple Onion Cafe

Trent Wagler & The Steel Wheels (Americana, roots) Red Room at Temptations

DJ Spy-V

Red Stag Grill

Robert Thomas (jazz standards, blues) Rocket Club

The Tallest Trees & The Naked Light present Don’t Miss Captain Safety and the Summer of Trouble Scandals Nightclub

Wilsin (singer/songwriter) Town Pump

Julian Finch & Noonday Drunks Tressa’s Downtown Jazz and Blues

BoBo Gallery

Juffage (multi-instrumentalist) w/ Grammer School & Ultimate Optimist Bosco’s Sports Zone

Shag music w/ DJ

Grove Park Inn Great Hall

The Two Guitars of Yasmin & Lou, 10am12:30pm Bob Zullo (guitar), 630-10:30pm Jack Of The Wood Pub

Irish session, 5pm Tom Waits time, late Lobster Trap

Chris Rhodes

Orange Peel

The Nightcrawlers (blues, rock)

Next Step Recovery benefit feat: Jen and the Juice, Hot Politics & WiLSiN

Vincenzo’s Bistro

Rankin Vault Cocktail Lounge

Live music w/ Marc Keller (variety) Watershed

Utility Village (rock, alternative) w/ Robert Greer Westville Pub

Graham Wilkinson & the Underground Township (Americana, rock) White Horse

Jean & Anna of The Barrel House Mamas (sultry-mountain music) Wild Wing Cafe

“Vinyl at the Vault” w/ Chris Ballard Rocket Club

Sunday jazz jam Scandals Nightclub

DJ Dance Party & Cabaret Show The Hookah Bar

Belly dance showcase feat: Sarah & Kristie Town Pump

Pickin’ at the Pump, open acoustic jam Vincenzo’s Bistro

Crocodile Smile (covers, rock)

Johnny Blackwell (variety, covers)

Sun., August 23

Mon., August 24

Curras Dom

Eleanor Underhill (singer/songwriter) Barley’s Taproom

The Consultants of Swing (jazz) Blue Mountain Pizza Cafe

Luke Wood

EvEry Monday

Wacky Wing Night - 25¢ Wings & $2 Draft

WEdnEsday

Sound Extreme Karaoke 8pm Wacky Wing Night - 25¢ Wings & $2 Draft

Thursday

Live Music | $4 Kamakazees | $2.75 Import Bottles

Curras Dom

Greg Olson & Richard Graham (world, folk) BoBo Gallery

Pilgrim (2-step) Broadway’s

FrIday

Sound Extreme Karaoke 8pm $5 Long Island Teas | $3.50 23oz Domestic Draught

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Jana Hunter (other, pop) w/ Crazy Dreams Band & Cyrus Atkins

Blue Mountain Pizza Cafe

Firestorm Cafe and Books

Eleven on Grove

SuperVolcano (indie, rock)

Grey Eagle Music Hall & Tavern

Contra dance

Swing & tango dance w/ live music by Orange Krush Emerald Lounge

Bob Zullo (guitar), 630-10:30pm

Ashevegas All-Stars presents Tuesday Night Funk Jam

Guadalupe Cafe

Grey Eagle Music Hall & Tavern

Chad Hallyburton (jazz guitar), 7-9pm

White Rabbits (dark pop) & The Fiery Furnaces

Hangar

Grove Park Inn Great Hall

Oâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;Malleyâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s On Main

Chris Williams from Empty Slate Orange Peel

Adrian Belew Power Trio Razcalâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s

The Oxymorons (improv comedy) Rocket Club

Asheville Jazz Orchestra (swing, jazz) Tressaâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Downtown Jazz and Blues

Live music w/ D Mack Vincenzoâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Bistro

Marc Keller & Company (variety) Westville Pub

Open mic w/ Scott Stewart 7:30pm Apres OM, 11pm

Tue., August 25

Blues Jam w/ Mars Fariss Irish session, 6:30pm Open mike w/ Parker Brooks, 8:30pm Wild Wing Cafe

Bluegrass & clogging

Eleanor Underhill (singer/songwriter)

Ian Mooreâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Mountain Music Miscellany Iron Horse Station

Curras Dom Back Room

Open mic

Open mic w/ Yorky

KARAOKE I Nâ&#x20AC;&#x2C6; T H Eâ&#x20AC;&#x2C6;C L U B S

White Horse

Guadalupe Cafe

MONDAY Mack Kellâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s â&#x20AC;˘ Razcals Tressaâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Downtown Jazz and Blues TUESDAY Decades Getawayâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s (Eleven on Grove) Headlights â&#x20AC;˘ Mikeâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Side Pocket

Blue Mountain Pizza Cafe

Lobster Trap

WEDNESDAY

Open mic

Jeoffrey Weeks (piano) Mo-Daddyâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Bar & Grill

BoBo Gallery

LDT (classic blues)

Keppie Coutts (acoustic, jazz) w/ Rebecca Perkins & Angi West

New French Bar Courtyard Cafe

Boiler Room

Badways (rock) w/ Daniel Lucca Pujol Oâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;Malleyâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s On Main

Vortex Cabaret (variety show) Boscoâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Sports Zone

Josh Fields

Shag music w/ DJ

Rankin Vault Cocktail Lounge

Rock records w/ DJ Rob Razcalâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s

Jazz night w/ Mike Mancuso & friends Open mic w/ Pierce Edens

Barleyâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Taproom

The Hookah Bar

Beacon Pub â&#x20AC;˘ Fredâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Speakeasy The Hangar â&#x20AC;˘ Blu Lounge Temptations Martini Bar Oâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;Malleys on Main â&#x20AC;˘ Infusions Hollandâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Grille THURSDAY

Broadwayâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s

â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;80s Night

Temptations Martini Bar

Decades Restaurant & Bar

Acoustic Soul

Chasers â&#x20AC;˘ Club Hairspray Razcals â&#x20AC;˘ Shovelhead Saloon

Elaineâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Dueling Piano Bar

FRIDAY

Non-stop rockâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;n roll sing-a-long party show, 8pm-1am

The County Farm (bluegrass)

Selector Cleofus Williams & friends

Beacon Pub

Tressaâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Downtown Jazz and Blues

Open mic w/ Earl Clarence, Dick Frost & more

Westville Pub

Wed., August 26

Linda Mitchell (jazz, pop)

Blu Lounge

Live music w/ Robert Greer

Bill Covington (classics), 6-7pm Maddy & Masterpiece (dance band), 7-11pm

Back Room

Open mic

Marc Keller & Company (variety) Watershed

Grove Park Inn Great Hall

Open mic night

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Buddy David Band

Infusions â&#x20AC;˘ Mack Kellâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Shovelhead Saloon

Emerald Lounge

Reggae Resurrection

Chuck Lichtenberger presents â&#x20AC;&#x153;An Evening of Jazzâ&#x20AC;? with special guests

Firestorm Cafe and Books

Vincenzoâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Bistro

Frankie Bones

SATURDAY

Celtic & eclectic jam

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Club Hairspray â&#x20AC;˘ Hollandâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Grille Shovelhead Saloon â&#x20AC;˘ The Still SUNDAY Boscoâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Sports Zone â&#x20AC;˘ College St. Pub Getawayâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s (Eleven on Grove) The Hangar â&#x20AC;˘ Mack Kellâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Wing Cafe Chris Rhodes (singer/songwriter) Garage at Biltmore

GORGEOUS WNC Ladies!

Mixed Bag Open Jam hosted by Michael Tao Grove Park Inn Great Hall

Bill Covington (classics), 6-7pm Maddy & Masterpiece (dance band), 7-11pm

3 New Satellite Stages & â&#x20AC;&#x153;Exotic Cage Stageâ&#x20AC;?

Horizons at Grove Park Inn

Lajos Pagony (piano), 6-10pm Jack Of The Wood Pub

Old Time Jam, 6pm

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Mo-Daddyâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Bar & Grill

The Screaming Jays Never Blue

Just Relax in Our Upscale Lounge Area & Take in the Scenery. Great Nightly Drink Specials, Pool Tables, & Interactive Games.

No Tears Today (indie) Razcalâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s

Bluegrass jam night (band 8-10pm, open jam 10pm) Red Stag Grill

Anne Coombs (jazz, swing) Scandals Nightclub

Latin dance The Hookah Bar

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Open Mic w/ Sven Hooson Town Pump

Open Mic w/ David Bryan Tressaâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Downtown Jazz and Blues

Hump day dance party w/ The Free Flow Band

Vincenzo’s Bistro

Marc Keller (variety)

Waynesville Water’n Hole

Funk jam featuring local artists Wild Wing Cafe

Caribbean Cowboys

Razcal’s

Grey Eagle Music Hall & Tavern

Mark Keller (singer/songwriter) Robert Thomas (jazz standards, blues)

Brain Waves benefit feat: The Black Lillies (Americana, country) w/ Now You See Them & The Lone Derangers

Scandals Nightclub

Grove Park Inn Great Hall

Red Stag Grill

Drag show w/ music by The Bandits & NoName

Thu., August 27

Soul Infusion Tea House and Bistro

Club 828

Singer-songwriter showcase

Los 3 De La Habana (Cuban band)

DJ dance night

The Hookah Bar

Back Room

Hangar

Taylor Martin w/ special guests

Dr. Sketchy’s Anti Art School (life drawing class, cabaret)

Beacon Pub

Tressa’s Downtown Jazz and Blues

Hannah Flanagan’s

Aaron Lafalce (rock, acoustic) Blu Lounge

Johnny Blackwell (folk-rock, bluegrass) Blue Mountain Pizza Cafe

Mark Appleford

The Sharkadelics (classic rock, metal)

Peggy Ratusz’ Invitational Blues Jam

East Coast Dirt (rock, progressive)

Vincenzo’s Bistro

Holland’s Grille

Live music w/ Aaron Laflace (singer/songwriter)

Live Bands

Watershed

Horizons at Grove Park Inn

Lajos Pagony (piano), 6-10pm

Pick~N~Jam

Westville Pub

Iron Horse Station

BoBo Gallery

Butch Ross (“rock & roll dulcimer”)

Utah Green (singer/songwriter)

Wild Wing Cafe

Jack Of The Wood Pub

EAR PWR (metal) Boiler Room

Unity Village (Southern rock) Bosco’s Sports Zone

Open jam w/ Mirage

Courtyard Gallery

Open mic w/ Jarrett Leone Curras Dom

Gullah Roots

WSNB Blues Band (“nasty blues”)

Zuma Coffee

Jerusalem Garden

Thursday night bluegrass jam

Fri., August 28 Back Room

Ten Tow Turbo (rockabilly, bluegrass)

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Jaystorm & ComPany Funk, Folk & soul

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roCk & roll dulCimer

Mo-Daddy’s Bar & Grill

Chuck Beatie (blues) New French Bar Courtyard Cafe

montana slim strinG Band

O’Malley’s On Main

Smokin’ Section (blues, Southern rock)

Five Fifty Three

Mark Bumgarner

Orange Peel

7:30 OPEN MIC hosted by Scott Stewart

Blue Ridge Dining Room & Wine Bar

The New Deal

Chris Rhodes (r&b, blues, pop), 5:30-10pm

Pisgah Brewing Company

BoBo Gallery

Woody Pines (roots, blues)

The Grownup Noise (indie, folk, rock) w/ Ensemble, Pamplemousse & Shod My Feet

Purple Onion Cafe

Jolt Wagon (Americana, rock) w/ Jeff Johansson

Boiler Room

Another Day Falls w/ Eastern Sky & Dawn of the Dude (rock)

Razcal’s

Grey Eagle Music Hall & Tavern

Kate McNally

Garage at Biltmore

Odd Meters (jazz, Afro-Cuban, fusion) & Jonathan Scales Fourchestra Grove Park Inn Great Hall

Bill Covington (classics), 6-7pm Maddy & Masterpiece (dance band), 7-11pm Handlebar

Bosco’s Sports Zone

Live music Broadway’s

The Merle (blues, garage)

Red Room at Temptations

DJ Dday Red Stag Grill

Robert Thomas (jazz standards, blues) Rocket Club

DJ Diva & The Lee Whitaker Band

Violet Vector and the Lovely Lovelies (pop, psychedelic) & Arizona

Lajos Pagony (piano), 6-10pm

Club Hairspray

Infusions Lounge

Theatre Fetiche

Stella Blue

Club Xcapades

Virgins Mary, The Blackheadz & The Poontanglers

Live music

Switzerland Cafe

Decades Restaurant & Bar

Singer/songwriter contest

Dancing w/ Darin Kohler & the Asheville Katz feat: Susie Hall

Temptations Martini Bar

A Social Funk-tion (party covers)

Elaine’s Dueling Piano Bar

Belly dancing

Non-stop rock’n roll sing-a-long party show, 8pm-1am

Tolliver’s Crossing Irish Pub

Mela

Mo-Daddy’s Bar & Grill

Eleven on Grove

Never Blue

Salsa & Mambo Dancing, 10pm-2am Dance Lessons, 10:30pm

Lobster Trap

Hank Bones

Magnolia’s Raw Bar

DJ Chalis

Singer/songwriter showcase New French Bar Courtyard Cafe

Caltrop (rock, blues) w/ Fing Fang Foom & Ritual

Emerald Lounge

Secret B-Sides (soul, R&B) Feed and Seed

Asheville’s Upscale Adult Club & Sports Lounge

UPCOMING EVENTS WEDNESDAY • 8/26

Talent Night

THURSDAY • 8/27

Hot Oil Wrestling FRIDAY • 8/28

Gown Night

SATURDAY • 8/29

The Chuck Lichtenberger Collective (eclectic jazz)

UFC

Vincenzo’s Bistro

on the Big Screen

Bobby Sullivan (piano) White Horse

COUPLES & LADIES WELCOMED

Every Mother’s Dream (folk, funk)

French Broad Brewery Tasting Room

Club 828

Pisgah Brewing Company

Tennessee Hollow (rock, Americana)

“Back To Cool” w/ DJ Lunchmoney

Garage at Biltmore

Back Room

Agobi Project w/ Truly Grimy, Robert Rice & Dex vs. Juice

Gigi Dover Trio (rock, soul)

Garry Segal (blues, roots)

…because you deserve the finer things.

Tressa’s Downtown Jazz and Blues

ZOSO (Led Zeppelin tribute)

Purple Onion Cafe

Trivia Night with Prizes 9pm

777 Haywood Road • 225-wPUB (9782)

Live music w/ singer-songwriters

Sat., August 29

The Lazybirds

Featuring the

Southern Silk Duo (jazz, blues), 7:30-10:30pm

Red River

Orange Peel

Blues Jam Westville All Stars hosted by Mars

every Sunday on

- Fri. -

West Sound (R&B)

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pickoftheweek District 9 JJJJJ Director: Neill Blomkamp Players: Sharlto Copley, Jason Cope, David James, Vanessa Haywood, Mandka Gaduka, Kenneth Nkosi

Star Trek (PG-13) 1:00, 4:00 The Taking of Pelham 1 2 3 (R) 7:00, 10:00

The Story: Following an accident with a mysterious liquid in the District 9 alieninternment camp, a civil servant finds his worldview altered by alarming changes.

The Lowdown: A thoughtful, surprisingly deep science-fiction film with an even more surprising emotional core.

Sharlto Copley starts to wonder who his real friends are in Neill Blomkamp’s District 9, a science-fiction opus of unusual merit. revolutionary activities, so the aliens are to be moved to a new camp farther away from the city.

In charge of this is a none-too-bright and spectacularly unenlightened civil servant, Wikus Van De Merwe (Sharlto Copley), who has no particular qualifications except that his wife, Tania (Vanessa Haywood), happens to be the daughter of a cabinet minister. Wikus views this as his big chance and barges right into District 9, as if getting the aliens — whom he regards as less than human — to sign away their property and agree to move elsewhere is merely a matter of form. Not surprisingly, things aren’t that simple — especially when he comes across a particularly bright alien — and Wikus quickly makes a hash of things, as well as spraying himself in the face with a strange liquid discovered in the alien’s shack. Anyone with a working knowledge of science fiction knows more or less where this is going. What’s interesting is the way the movie does it and what it does with it.

Having established Wikus as prejudiced against the aliens, the inevitable change he undergoes becomes a sci-fi variant on the 1970 Melvin Van Peebles’ film Watermelon Man, in which a white racist (Godfrey Cambridge in white makeup) finds himself transformed into a black man (Godfrey Cambridge without makeup). (Yes, the idea has cropped up elsewhere, but that’s the origin.) The approach to the change is a weird blend of Cronenbergian body horror (especially The Fly) with a nod to the 1959 version of The Fly and possibly The Quatermass Experiment (1955) — and a dose of

the kind of gross-out humor one finds in producer Peter Jackson’s early horror comedies.

There are other connections to Jackson’s films.

Wikus is ultimately not very different from the hero of Jackson’s 1992 splatter comedy Dead Alive (aka Braindead), while the officials here are similar to a number of Jackson characters.

While Jackson’s fingerprints are obviously on District 9, Blomkamp has his own agenda, points and style. There’s a depth here and a kind of character growth that’s removed from Jackson’s comedic counterparts. Wikus grows from an unlikable, ineffectual character into one who has understanding forced on him — and grows from this into a weird kind of heroism that’s surprising in that it’s as touching as it is satisfying.

There’s also a complexity of events that’s far ahead of what you may expect from the film. This is no throwaway effects fest, but instead it’s a story worth telling that happens to require effects. In other words, the effects support the story, which is the way it should be. If what you’re looking for is a Transformers or Independence Day, this is not the movie for you. But if you’re looking for a film with a heart and a soul that isn’t afraid to examine the essence of what it means — and what it might cost — to be human, District 9 is the movie to seek out. Rated R for bloody violence and pervasive language.

— reviewed by Ken Hanke Playing at Carmike Cinema 10, Carolina Asheville Cinema 14, Cinebarre, Epic of Hendersonville, Regal Biltmore Grande Stadium 15.

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Science Fiction/Drama Rated R

I hated the trailer for District 9. It looked like yet another sci-fi crapfest of the Transformers school. My net nerd friends had done nothing to help with their constant insistence that District 9 was going to be “awesome” — a prognostication they espoused for reasons I never understood (because it was a hit at Comic-Con?). They knew no more about it than I did, had never seen anything by director Neill Blomkamp and had never heard of anyone in the cast. Then circumstances forced me to screen District 9 at 10 in the morning. I was absolutely primed to hate this movie. However, it turns out that I pretty much loved it — and, yeah, it could qualify as awesome.

I actually can’t say exactly what I expected District 9 to be, but it had little relation to the film itself. I think I was expecting dumb sci-fi action tarted up with obvious allegories to apartheid (thanks to its South African setting) and branches leading toward broader vistas of prejudices. I suppose it does fulfill the second, but much more effectively than I expected.

But it’s never even close to dumb sci-fi action, though it does contain action. There was nothing about the trailer or the word on the net to suggest that District 9 might have a solid story and some characters with a little depth — yet, it has both. And that’s what really makes the film remarkable.

If you’ve followed the film’s existence at all, you’re probably aware of the premise. For those who aren’t: Years ago an alien spacecraft appeared in the sky over Johannesburg, South Africa, and the aliens therein — incapable of getting back to their own world — were placed into a kind of internment camp called District 9. This was done not in the least because the aliens were markedly — even unpleasantly — different from us, being something like a cross between an insect and a crustacean. It didn’t help that dietary habits were unsettling — a propensity for canned cat food will do that.

In any event, District 9 has become a horrible slum filled with criminal activities and possible

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(500) Days of Summer (PG-13) 11:25, 1:40, 4:20, 7:35, 9:45 Bandslam (PG) 9:30 The Cove (PG-13) 11:10, 1:30, 3:50, 7:30, 10:10 District 9 (R) 11:30, 2:25, 5:05, 7:40, 10:30 Food, Inc. (PG) 3:00, 10:35 G-Force (2-D) (PG) 11:50, 2:05, 4:30, 7:05, 9:25 G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra (PG-13) 11:05, 1:45, 4:25, 7:15, 10:40 The Goods: Live Hard, Sell Hard (R) 12:00, 2:20, 5:00, 8:00, 10:45 Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince (PG) 11:20, 7:10 The Hurt Locker (R) 11:55, 3:05, 7:20, 10:25 Inglourious Basterds (R) 12:05, 3:30, 7:00, 10:20 Julie and Julia (PG-13) 11:00, 1:50, 4:40, 7:30, 10:15 Post Grad (PG-13) 11:40, 2:15, 4:45, 7:50, 10:00

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Bandslam (PG) 1:40, 4:15, 7:20, 10:0 Funny People (R) 1:10, 4:40, 7:50 G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra (PG-13) 1:30, 4:20, 7:10, 10:10 Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince (PG) 1:15, 4:45, 8:00 Julie and Julia (PG-13) 1:20, 4:10, 7:00, 9:50 Shorts (PG) 1:00, 3:15, 5:30, 7:40, 9:55 The Time Traveler’s Wife (PG-13) 1:50, 4:30, 7:30, 10:05

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nowplaying (500) Days of Summer JJJJJ

Joseph Gordon-Levitt, Zooey Deschanel, Geoffrey Arend, Chloe Moretz, Matthew Gray Gubler Comedy/Romance A young man falls in love with a woman who doesnâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t share his romantic worldview, but she canâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t help but be drawn to him. A breath of spring â&#x20AC;&#x201D; even in the late summer â&#x20AC;&#x201D; (500) Days of Summer is a clever, funny and very perceptive comedy/romance thatâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s a must-see. Rated PG-13

Afghan Star JJJJ

Raafi Naabzada, Hameed Sajhizada, Setara Hussainzada, Lima Sahar, Daoud Sediqi Documentary An overview of the Afghan version of American Idol with the focus on four finalists.

A well-intentioned, intelligent documentary with a clever hook at its center, but one that never quite soars thanks to rather uninspired filmmaking. Rated NR

Bandslam JJJ

Gaelan Connell, Vanessa Hudgens, Alyson Michalka, Lisa Kudrow, Scott Porter Music-Centric Teen Comedy An awkward teen moves to New Jersey and gets persuaded into managing a ragtag group of musicians attempting to win an all-important battle of the bands. An occasionally intelligent, sporadically entertaining teen comedy with surprisingly good taste in music that unfortunately devolves into a mess of clichĂŠs and teenage melodrama. Rated PG

The Cove JJJJ

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Richard Oâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;Barry, Louie Psihoyos, Simon Hutchins, Mandy-Rae Cruikshank, Kirk Krack Documentary A documentary film showing how the filmmakers and some other activists got the footage of what really takes place in the cove of the title.

Shrewdly conceived and expertly crafted, The Cove is a documentary of rare suspense that should be seen.

Rated PG-13

District 9 JJJJJ

Sharlto Copley, Jason Cope, David James, Vanessa Haywood, Mandka Gaduka, Kenneth Nkosi Science Fiction/Drama Following an accident with a mysterious liquid in the District 9 alien-internment camp, a civil servant finds his worldview altered by alarming changes. A thoughtful, surprisingly deep science-fiction film with an even more surprising emotional core. Rated R

G-Force JJJ

(Voices) Sam Rockwell, Nicolas Cage, Jon Favreau, PenĂŠlope Cruz, Tracy Morgan

Kiddie Action/Adventure A covert government task force made up of guinea pigs must go rogue in order to stop an arms dealer from taking over the world. A likable cast and some dandy use of 3-D makes for a harmlessly entertaining kiddie flick.

Rated PG

G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra J

Channing Tatum, Sienna Miller, Marlon Wayans, Christopher Eccleston, Joseph Gordon-Levitt, Dennis Quaid Big Dumb Loud Action A super covert group of high-tech soldiers must stop an evil arms dealer from taking over the world. A loud, cheesy, dumb action picture that closes out the summer moviegoing season in a blaze of property damage, bad dialogue and hokey CGI. Rated PG-13

The Goods: Live Hard, Sell Hard JJ

Jeremy Piven, Ving Rhames, James Brolin, David Koechner, Kathryn Hahn, Jordana Spiro Faux Edgy Comedy A group of hotshot used-car liquidators are called in to save a dysfunctional car dealership from its terminally quirky employees. Live hard, sell hard â&#x20AC;&#x201D; crash harder. Rated R

Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince JJJJJ

Daniel Radcliffe, Rupert Grint, Emma Watson, Michael Gambon, Jim Broadbent, Alan Rickman Fantasy/Adventure/Horror Harry and company move one step further toward adulthood and the inevitable confrontation that must one day take place.

A surprisingly adult and even somber entry in the popular franchise that neatly builds to the two-part climax to come, while offering solid entertainment and artistry of its own. Rated PG

The Hurt Locker JJJJJ

Jeremy Renner, Anthony Mackie, Brian Geraghty, Guy Pearce, Ralph Fiennes, David Morse War/Drama A look into the lives of a bomb squad on the last few weeks of their tour of duty in Iraq.

A rivetting, suspenseful war film that packs a wallop unlike any other film to date on the war in Iraq.

Rated R

Julie & Julia JJJJ

Meryl Streep, Amy Adams, Stanley Tucci, Chris Messina, Linda Emond Comedy/Drama/Biopic The stories of Julia Child and Julie Powell told in a series of crosscut events.

A thoroughly charming and winning entertainment with great characters and acting. It may not be terribly deep, but itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s funny and invariably pleasant.

Rated PG-13

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Steve Zahn, Milla Jovovich, Timothy Olyphant, Kiele Sanchez, Marley Shelton, Chris Hemsworth Psycho-Killer Thriller A pair of psychos could be among any of three couples on a remote Hawaiian island. A laughably transparent mystery structure undermines any fun that might have resulted from this trashy thriller. Rated R

Ponyo JJJJ

(Voices) Noah Cyrus, Frankie Jonas, Tina Fey, Matt Damon, Liam Neeson, Cate Blanchett Animated Adventure A magical goldfish escapes to dry land after deciding she wants to be human, thus knocking the balance of nature out of whack. A wholly sweet and fanciful â&#x20AC;&#x201D; not to mention endearing â&#x20AC;&#x201D; animated film thatâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s none too deep, but never becomes too precious or too schmaltzy. Rated G

The Time Travelerâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Wife JJ

Eric Bana, Rachel McAdams, Jane McLean, Ron Livingston, Brooklynn Proulx, Arliss Howard Pseudo Sci-Fi/Romance The romantic saga of an uncontrolled time traveler and the woman who loves him. A soupy, goopy mĂŠlange of ill-conceived science fiction and uninvolving romance. Rated PG-13

The Ugly Truth JJ

Katherine Heigl, Gerard Butler, Bree Turner, Eric Winter, Nick Searcy, Cheryl Hines Mildly Raunchy Romantic Comedy Rom-com antics involving the battle between a TV producer and her unwanted star performer that plods down a well-worn path. An attempt to make the romantic comedy more â&#x20AC;&#x153;adultâ&#x20AC;? by grafting on low jokes and rough language. It almost never works â&#x20AC;&#x201D; in large part due to mismatched leads. Rated R

Up JJJJJ

(Voices) Edward Asner, Christopher Plummer, Jordan Nagai, Bob Peterson, Delroy Lindo Animated Fantasy/Adventure Faced with being sent to a retirement home, the 78-year-old Carl Fredricksen â&#x20AC;&#x201D; a former balloon vendor at a zoo â&#x20AC;&#x201D; ties an unbelievable number of balloons to his house and floats away in search of an obscure part of South America that he and his wife always planned to see. An altogether remarkable â&#x20AC;&#x201D; and remarkably moving â&#x20AC;&#x201D; film thatâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s on the very short list of best of 2009. Rated PG

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INGLOURIOUS BASTERDS

What a fun way to end the summer — with a movie we can all fight about! At least that’s what this latest Quentin Tarantino picture may well offer. Those who think Tarantino is kind of vacuous fun can square off against those who think he’s the living embodiment of modern cinema, while those who don’t worry about such things can look on in bewilderment. That’s entertaining for everybody.

In any case, Tarantino’s back with his twoand-a-half hour WWII trash epic. The trailer — with a way over-the-top Brad Pitt and way too much Eli Roth — looks like a hugely enjoyable fracas for all. (R) Early review samples: • “The film is by no means terrible — its two hours and 32 minutes running time races by — but those things we think of as being Tarantino-esque, the long stretches of wickedly funny dialogue, the humor in the violence and outsized characters strutting across the screen, are largely missing.” (Kirk Honeycutt, The Hollywood Reporter) • “By turns surprising, nutty, windy, audacious and a bit caught up in its own cleverness, the picture is a completely distinctive piece of American pop art with a strong Euro flavor that’s new for the director.” (Todd McCarthy, Variety)

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Well, this romantic comedy with Alexis Bledel (TV’s Gilmore Girls) doesn’t seem to have been screened for anybody, but nobody seems to much care. (Suppose they gave a press screen-

Bandslam JJJ

Director: Todd Graff (Camp) Players: Gaelan Connell, Vanessa Hudgens, Alyson Michalka, Lisa Kudrow, Scott Porter

Music-Centric Teen Comedy Rated PG

The Story: An awkward teen moves to New Jersey and gets persuaded into managing a ragtag group of musicians attempting to win an all-important battle of the bands.

The Lowdown: An occasionally intelligent, sporadically entertaining teen comedy with surprisingly good taste in music that unfortunately devolves into a mess of clichés and teenage melodrama.

To say that my anticipation for sitting down and watching Todd Graff’s Bandslam was wanting is an oversimplification. To say I was dreading the prospects of watching what appeared to be some ungodly concoction of Richard Linklater’s School of Rock (2003) and the whitewashed pap of High School Musical is an understatement. So imagine my slack-jawed amazement — and slight guilt — when partway into

ing and nobody came?) Bledel plays a college graduate who attempts to put her zany life to rights. (You’re excused if that very sentence put you to sleep with anticipation.) The presence of some veterans like Michael Keaton, Carol Burnett and J.K. Simmons might help, but probably not enough. The film moves director Vicky Jenson (Shrek) out of animation and into her first live-action solo directing job. (PG-13)

SHORTS

Robert Rodriguez is back with an attempt to recapture the family audience he so charmed with Spy Kids and Spy Kids 2, and then lost with Spy Kids 3-D and The Adventures of Sharkboy and Lavagirl 3-D. Now, whether this fantasy about the fight over a wishing rock — by children and duplicitous adults — will turn the trick is another question. The presence of Leslie Mann, John Cryer, William H. Macy and James Spader may help. The trailer frankly looks iffy, but Spy Kids looked pretty awful till you saw the whole thing. Don’t write this off yet. Not screened for enough critics to get a feel. (PG)

X GAMES 3-D: THE MOVIE

It’s debatable that this should be called a movie, but it’s here and it’s for one-week only (undoubtedly subject to negotiation if it’s a surprise hit). According to the folks at Disney, “the film uses groundbreaking digital 3-D techniques to provide an unprecedented all-access pass to the X Games. Iconic action sports personalities chronicled in the film are: Shaun White, Travis Pastrana, Danny Way, Ricky Carmichael, Bob Burnquist and Kyle Loza.” (PG)

the film I discovered myself actually enjoying Bandslam.

Yes, the film is generic teenage-geek-empowerment junk, where the dorky social misfit makes good. In this case, the asocial nebbish is a music nerd — think the physical embodiment of Pitchfork Media — named Will (Gaelan Connell, A Dirty Shame). Will is an awkward, inept teen who writes unanswered e-mails to David Bowie. After moving from Cincinnati — where he is his school’s established social leper — to New Jersey for a new start, Will falls in with former-cheerleader-turned-aspiring-musician Charlotte (pop singer and TV actress Alyson Michalka). It seems Charlotte needs the help of Will and his vast stores of musical knowledge to help her form a band that will win some all-important battle of the bands called Bandslam.

In addition to Will taking a shoddy group of mishmashed musicians and making something special out of them, the movie also features some romantic entanglements between Will and the school’s other outcast, the combat-boot-wearing, Willa Cather-reading, Evil Dead 2-watching Sa5m (tween starlet Vanessa Hudgens, High School Musical 3: Senior Year) — the “5” in her name is silent. Plus, there’s the inevitable conflict between Will and the overaged big man on campus (in this case, 30-year-old Scott Porter,

Speed Racer). It’s all as predictable as one might guess, meaning surprises are about as scant as the proverbial hen’s teeth.

But what makes the film almost work isn’t necessarily the plot, but rather what writer/ director Graff (Camp) and co-writer Josh A. Cagan choose to festoon the proceedings with.

Namely, I’m speaking about the music that the film revolves around. The mere idea of creating a lucrative tween movie sans a tie-in to a Nickelodeon show or wildly popular Disney Channel sitcom is already risky enough. But on top of that, to then make a movie which trades not in flavor-of-the-week pop acts, but instead in discussing things like pre- and post-John Cale Velvet Underground and putting stuff like Television or Nick Drake on your sound track — and trying to sell all this to preteen girls — is verging on insane. Graff and Cagan appear — much like Linklater’s School of Rock — to have a genuine love for the music in the film as opposed to shooting for some sort of phony name-dropped credibility (this means you, Nick and Nora’s Infinite Playlist). The pair even manage to nail — or at least closely approximate — the gauche gawkiness of teenage life, something more popular fare, like High School Musical, never bothers covering (Connell is likable and believable as the awkward teen, and at the age of 20, can thankfully pass for a teen).

It’s too bad, then, that the film starts to lose steam around the halfway mark, once everything that makes Bandslam interesting is instead exchanged for teenage melodrama and the uninteresting junk the bands in the film play.

While the movie’s missteps don’t cripple it altogether, they do take what could’ve been a nice little teen comedy and instead turn it into what amounts to a deeply flawed curio. Rated PG for some thematic elements and mild language.

— reviewed by Justin Souther Playing at Carolina Asheville Cinema 14, Epic of Hendersonville, Regal Biltmore Grande Stadium 15, United Artists Beaucatcher Cinema 7.

The Cove JJJJ Director: Louie Psihoyos Players: Richard O’Barry, Louie Psihoyos, Simon Hutchins, Mandy-Rae Cruikshank, Kirk Krack

Documentary Rated PG-13

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At the onset of Louie Psihoyos’ The Cove, people arrive in what appears to be a quaint, tourist-oriented little town, with an economy divided between fishing and exploiting the cuteness of dolphins — an animal for which the town is known. Everywhere you look there are dolphin-themed boat rides and fanciful dolphin statuary. Smiling, happy dolphin images are so prevalent in this place that you might think it was designed by Flipper himself (or herself as reality had it). But why are the police following these people? Why is there a part of the town

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that is off-limits and kept carefully guarded by the authorities and local fishermen? What is the dark secret of what goes on in the titular cove that visitors aren’t allowed to see?

It sounds like the setup for a horror film about a secret vampire cult, or possibly a science-fiction opus involving strange mutation experiments with radioactive materials. Well, actually, The Cove is a lot like those types of movies — except that it’s an activist-based documentary. The film gives up the secret of the cove early on, which is probably wise, since anyone going to see The Cove almost certainly knows that it’s a movie about carefully unpublicized dolphin slaughter taking place in the Japanese fishing town of Taiji. So without missing a beat, The Cove turns into a combination horror picture and espionage thriller — with background material mixed in along the way. The result of this approach is perhaps the shrewdest activist documentary in a long while.

Still, The Cove is a movie with a problem. It’s clearly an activist documentary: Please note that there is a difference between a documentary and an activist documentary. Man on Wire (2008) is a documentary, but apart from thumbing its nose at authority, it has no agenda. It can hardly be termed activist. The Cove definitely has an agenda. It wants to outrage you over the slaughter, over the secrecy, over the government cover-up of it all. It wants to arouse you into taking an active role in trying to stop all this. That’s fine.

Film as a tool for social awareness and change is perfectly valid. The problem is we know the film’s agenda going in. As a result, most of the audience for the movie is already at the very

least concerned about the subject. Unless the film can go beyond the already converted and the (let’s face it) relatively small contingent of big-screen documentary fans, its accomplishments may be little more than academic. I hope that isn’t the case, because the film is too good to be relegated to that, and its story — however one-sided its presentation may be — deserves to be told.

The film’s story — presenting just how the filmmakers and activists manage to get the footage that shows exactly what takes place in the cove — is fascinating in itself. There are times when the business of hidden cameras in fake rocks feels like something straight out of a 1960s thriller, and the film manages to generate a surprising amount of suspense. It also manages to deliver the horrific climax we’re expecting (how could it not?), but it does so without playing up the grotesqueness of it all any more than by merely presenting the footage. (It could have easily editorialized itself into a corner.) It tops the climax off with an admittedly manipulative ending that suggests the truth of the film will make a difference. Some may object to this, but I believe the film earns this moment.

Is The Cove perfect? Not in my opinion. It gets a little too quasi-mystical for my taste with all its dolphin-human connections. I understand Richard O’Barry’s take on the matter — and the guilt he bears over having caught and trained the dolphins for the Flipper TV show, which created the mania for dolphins as entertainment. (The dolphin slaughter is only part of the film’s agenda, but it’s the selling point and the most horrific.) I grasp dolphin trainer O’Barry’s

world cinema Knife in the Water JJJJ Director: Roman Polanski Players: Leon Niemczyk, Jolanta Umecka, Zygmunt Malanowicz

Drama

Rated NR

Roman Polanski’s debut feature Knife in the Water (1962) is the film that made him an international figure in the cinematic world — and ironically, still stands as his only Polish-language feature, since it led to his depature for France and then to British cinema. The appeal of the film — a simple three-character story designed for getting the most out of a very small budget — is obvious even today. The movie is an economical exercise in the growing sexual and socioeconomic tension that takes place in one afternoon when a middle-aged sportswriter and his much younger wife pick up a hitchhiking student and then invite him along for a day on their sailboat. The impetus of it all comes from the aging writer’s desire to show off how much more worldly and knowledgeable he is than the young man — and what results from that.

The film is similar in some ways to Polanski’s second British film, Cul-de-sac (1966), in that it places its characters in a confined setting and then forces them to interact. The difference is that Cul-de-sac adds characters and a vein of dark humor that is largely absent here. Still, the similarity between this first work and it — and to even later films — attests to the idea that Polanski was from the very onset, a filmmaker with a singular and disturbing vision. His is clearly a cinema of obsession.

— reviewed by Ken Hanke Knife in the Water, part of a series of Classic Cinema From Around the World, will be presented at 8 p.m. Friday, Aug. 21, at Courtyard Gallery, 9 Walnut St. in downtown Asheville. Info: 273-3332. humanizing of the animals — and that of others in the group — but it runs the risk of making it all look a little flakey from the outside. (I actually groaned twice.) This, however, is a relatively small gripe that in no way reduces my recommendation of the film. The Cove is a movie that should be seen. Rated PG-13 for disturbing content.

— reviewed by Ken Hanke Starts Friday at the Carolina Asheville Cinema 14.

The Goods: Live Hard, Sell Hard JJ Director: Neal Brennan Players: Jeremy Piven, Ving Rhames, James Brolin, David Koechner, Kathryn Hahn, Jordana Spiro

Faux Edgy Comedy

Rated R

The Story: A group of hotshot used-car liquidators are called in to save a dysfunctional car dealership from its terminally quirky employees.

The Lowdown: Live hard, sell hard — crash harder.

I’m writing this less than 24 hours since I saw The Goods: Live Hard, Sell Hard. I laughed a couple times during the movie, but I have no clue at this point what I laughed at — and I wonder if the guy sitting a few rows in front of me who was laughing at everything remembers what he was laughing at either. It was all pretty insubstantial, disconnected and vaguely mean-spirited. Actually, I spent most of the film thinking The Goods was more “funny odd” than “funny ha-ha.” This, after all, is a movie where one of the running gags involves a woman trying to seduce a 10-year-old boy with a glandular condition that makes him look 35 — and a not attractive 35 either. This seems more peculiar than funny to me.

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It’s not that I was offended. It’s that I was bored by the attempt to offend me. I was bored by the gay jokes, the ethnic jokes and the sex jokes that were intended to shock me. This stuff isn’t the transgressive comedy of the early days of John Waters — back when there wasn’t even any point in trying to secure an MPAA rating.

You know full well The Goods is not going to go all the way, but is going to adhere to the rules that will assure it that R rating. No horses are actually going to be frightened — just threatened with the prospect of it.

If that’s not vieux jeu enough for you, the film was cobbled together by folks who think that boy bands are a hot topic just waiting to be satirized — along with MC Hammer and 2005 American Idol runner-up, Bo Bice. And the sound track! Jeremy Piven doing versions of Bob Seeger songs and dusting off Sweet’s “Fox on the Run” and The Ides of March’s “Vehicle” is happening stuff. (The latter I don’t think I’d heard since I was in high school — a situation I was comfortable with.) A case could be made that this is part of the film’s condescending attitude toward small-town America. Does that make it better or worse?

The whole premise is that smarmy Don Ready (played by smarmy Jeremy Piven) commands a hotshot team of used-car liquidators who are at the service of a failing car dealership in need of a sales boost over July Fourth weekend. That’s it. The comedy comes from Ready and company being vulgar and outspoken and the locals being weird to the nth degree. Of course, Ready will fall in love — and want a “real life” — with the owner of the dealership’s daughter, Ivy (Jordana Spiro, TV’s My Boys).

(But the movie remembers it’s edgy, so this is squashed during the “where are they now” wrap-up.) It’s all pretty tiresome. By the time coproducer Will Ferrell shows up for his unfunny cameo, murderous impulses are understandable.

More than anything, The Goods proves that Jeremy Piven is better in small doses — think Guy Ritchie’s RocknRolla. His peculiar blend of arrogance and tin-plated cheese isn’t the sort of thing that was ever meant to carry an entire film. Of course, the film at hand doesn’t actually give him anything to work with, but it’s hard to imagine him capable of delivering more if it had. He’s like a less personable Dane Cook.

Think about that for a minute. Think about the enormity of that statement. Think hard. Now ask yourself if you really want to see this movie.

Rated R for sexual content, nudity, pervasive language and some drug material.

— reviewed by Ken Hanke Playing at Carmike Cinema 10, Carolina Asheville Cinema 14, Epic of Hendersonville, Regal Biltmore Grande Stadium 15.

Ponyo JJJJ Director: Hayao Miyazaki Players: (Voices) Noah Cyrus, Frankie Jonas, Tina Fey, Matt Damon, Liam Neeson, Cate Blanchett

Animated Adventure

Rated G

The Story: A magical goldfish escapes to dry land after deciding she wants to be human, thus knocking the balance of nature out of whack.

The Lowdown: A wholly sweet and fanciful — not to mention endearing — animated film that’s none too deep, but never becomes too precious or too schmaltzy.

Studio Ghibli and Hayao Miyazaki’s (Howl’s Moving Castle) latest, Ponyo, might not be the best animated film of all time (or even of this year — Pixar’s Up still holds that crown), but it’s certainly one of the most unique. This exclusivity is due to the fact that Miyazaki has successfully made a charming — and unabashedly — adorable animated film that never comes close to succumbing to the dangers of the toothachingly saccharine. That a film so purposefully cute doesn’t turn into the cinematic approximation of a stack of kitten calendars is in itself a major achievement — and what makes the film so endearing.

Going into Ponyo expecting any of the depth of Miyazaki’s last handful of films — especially the political undertones of 2005’s Howl’s Moving Castle — is a mistake. There are slight shades of environmental responsibility, but this is never the film’s main concern. No, this is Miyazaki at his most sugarcoated whimsical. This is a movie of purely playful entertainment that could win over even the most jaded and cynical of moviegoers, myself included.

The plot is a reimagining of Hans Christian Andersen’s The Little Mermaid, which follows Ponyo (Noah Cyrus), a goldfish with a human face who lives underwater with her overprotective father Fujimoto (Liam Neeson). It seems that the mystical Fujimoto’s job is to retain the balance of nature, with the key to this being some magical powers he bestows on Ponyo.

The only problem is that Ponyo is inquisitive, which leads to her escaping her home underwa-

hendersonville film society The Tiger of Eschnapur JJJJ Director: Fritz Lang Players: Debra Paget, Paul Hubschmid, Walter Reyer, Claus Holm, Luciana Paluzzi, René Deltgen

Exotic Romance/Adventure

Rated NR

After more than 20 years in Hollywood, the great Fritz Lang opted to return to his roots by going back to the German film industry — and this wasn’t just a trip back to Germany, it was virtually a trip back in time. What Lang made was a modern (1959) version of his ex-wife (and card-carrying Nazi party member) Thea von Harbou’s novel The Indian Tomb — a story he’d originally adapted for director Joe May back in the early 1920s. Strangely enough, he also returned to the old serial film practice — once common in Germany — of making the film in two parts: The Tiger of Eschnapur and The Indian Tomb. This guaranteed, of course, that the movie would be cut up into a compacted version by the time it got to the U.S., but it didn’t seem to matter to Lang, who simply wanted to make an old-style exotic romance. And that’s exactly what he did — and which is now available in the U.S. in the manner Lang intended.

The first of the two noncompacted films (the second shows next week) is definitely oldfashioned. It’s even rather childish as far as story and dialogue are concerned, which is part of its charm. The story is a silly affair about an architect (Paul Hubschmid) who rescues a dancer (Debra Paget) from a tiger while he’s on a trip to Eschnapur (a remote province in India), where he’s to build an elaborate project for the Maharajah (Walter Reyer), whom she is supposed to marry. Naturally, they fall in love, and you know this isn’t good news. What Lang does with this is to give us a strikingly beautiful film that takes itself so seriously that we almost manage it ourselves. It doesn’t matter much, because it’s so marvelous to look at. Complaints that the version available ought to have been matted to wide-screen are hard to swallow, since Lang appears to have ignored that idea and created a film of very vertical compositions (this is a singularly tall movie) as if it actually were an early silent. I can see no way to mask the image without lopping off heads. My guess is that its current composition is the one Lang wanted.

— reviewed by Ken Hanke The Hendersonville Film Society will show The Tiger of Eschnapur at 2 p.m. Sunday, Aug. 23, in the Smoky Mountain Theater at Lake Pointe Landing Retirement Community, 333 Thompson St., Hendersonville. (From Asheville, take I-26 to U.S. 64 West, turn right at the third light onto Thompson Street. Follow to the Lake Point Landing entrance and park in the lot on the left.)

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ter and making her way to the surface and dry land.

There, she meets Sosuke (Frankie Jonas), a 5-year-old who lives with his mother (Tina Fey) by the sea. Ponyo is quickly recaptured by her father, but not before she gets an introduction to human life — and a taste for ham. Armed with her sudden love for Sosuke, she quickly escapes once more, transforming into a human and gradually losing her magical powers, something that threatens to harm the balance of nature.

From here, Ponyo is part fairy-tale love story, part fanciful adventure and complete capricious fantasy. It’s pure whimsy, full of bright colors and fantastic, magical situations all filtered through a child’s eye. The animation itself is almost rudimentary, never taking on the more sophisticated look of Miyazaki’s Howl’s Moving Castle or Spirited Away (2001). The look is minimalist and simple, purposefully highlighting the film’s childlike abandon more than any kind of conceivable creative shortcomings.

Miyazaki’s continued used of old-fashioned hand-drawn animation is a refreshing departure from the vast majority of big-budget, CGIanimated events that get cobbled together and pawned off as children’s movies these days.

While Miyazaki’s kid-centric aims might be a turnoff to more serious-minded film watchers, Ponyo remains a charming, big-hearted, endearing little movie, and a nice low-key way to usher out the last of the summer moviegoing season. Rated G. — reviewed by Justin Souther Playing at Fine Arts Theatre.

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Director: Robert Schwentke (Flightplan) Players: Eric Bana, Rachel McAdams, Jane McLean, Ron Livingston, Brooklynn Proulx, Arliss Howard

Pseudo Sci-Fi/Romance

Rated PG-13

The Story: The romantic saga of an uncontrolled time traveler and the woman who loves him.

The Lowdown: A soupy, goopy mélange of ill-conceived science fiction and uninvolving romance.

If you positively drenched Kurt Vonnegut’s novel Slaughterhouse Five in goo, you might get something like The Time Traveler’s Wife. Much like Billy Pilgrim in the Vonnegut book, Henry DeTamble (Eric Bana) of The Time Traveler’s Wife has become “unstuck in time.” Unlike with Billy Pilgrim, there’s really not much point to Henry DeTamble’s travels. With that in mind, the question of just why you should want to undertake this goo-ification comes into play.

And for this question, I have no answer, unless of course you have some strange desire to envision what Vonnegut might have come up with had he written for the Lifetime Channel.

The premise of the film is this: Henry DeTamble pops willy-nilly through time at the drop of a hat. Since hats are in short supply, the film telegraphs this point by inserting music being played backwards on the sound track — an effect that grows in amusement value over

pritchard park series Blonde Venus JJJJJ Director: Josef von Sternberg Players: Marlene Dietrich, Herbert Marshall, Cary Grant, Dickie Moore, Rita La Roy, Robert Emmett O’Connor

Drama With Music

Rated NR

No, Blonde Venus (1932) isn’t the best of the series of movies that Josef von Sternberg made with Marlene Dietrich between 1930 and 1935. That would probably be Shanghai Express (also 1932). Blonde Venus, however, is probably the most iconic. It’s the one where Dietrich dresses up in a gorilla suit, strips off the suit, puts on a blonde Afro and sings “Hot Voodoo.” It’s where she puts on blindingly white (or platinum blonde perhaps) white-tie-and-tails and warbles “You Little So and So.” It’s the movie Bernardo Bertolucci used a clip from in The Dreamers (2003) as a symbol of the kind of cinema obsessions found among young cineastes in the late 1960s. Blonde Venus is classic Hollywood and classic Sternberg at their most preposterously outageous — and at their most glorious.

The story — thrown together by Sternberg because he liked nothing the studio had — is a ridiculous mishmash of elements from Sternberg’s childhood wrapped around a drama of selfsacrifice, mother-love, sin, guilt and redemption. Following an opening (set to Mendelssohn’s Midsummer Night’s Dream) in the Black Forest where Dietrich — as a skinny-dipping actress — is wooed and won by Herbert Marshall, the movie goes all domestic with the pair getting married and living with their little boy (Dickie Moore) in a crummy apartment (well, Hollywood crummy anyway). Tragedy strikes when research chemist Marshall contracts radium poisoning, causing Dietrich to go back onstage and then make the ultimate sacrifice of becoming Cary Grant’s mistress (yes, as sacrifices go, this doesn’t seem like much) to pay for curing her husband. Naturally, Marshall takes this the wrong way. Much engaging melodrama ensues — as does a lot of amazing filmmaking of the obsessive kind.

— reviewed by Ken Hanke Blonde Venus will be shown Saturday, Aug. 22, as the final in a series of four films being screened Saturday nights at dark in Pritchard Park. Presented by the Alvy Fund and the Friends of Pritchard Park, in association with the Hendersonville Film Society. Film historian Chip Kaufmann will introduce the film. All the films in the series were made in 1932, the year the park opened. the course of the film. Actually, the transitions are only sort of willy-nilly, since they mostly occur in a way that conveniently advances the plot, thereby serving the needs of screenwriter Bruce Joel Rubin (of Ghost fame) and, presumably, source-novel author Audrey Niffenegger.

The plot — such as it is — is a slightly creepy variant on Portrait of Jennie. It finds Henry encountering young Clare Abshire (Brooklynn Proulx) in the meadow behind her family’s estate. She’s 6 years old and he’s naked and 30-odd years of age. (For some reason, one’s clothes don’t time travel, allowing for lots of PG-13 buff nudity for Eric Bana.) Faster than you can say, “Want some candy, little girl?” he’s talked her out of a blanket, promised her he’ll come back and cajoled her into stealing some clothes for his next visit. She, of course, is immediately smitten with him in that way that only comes with clever writing.

She grows up to be played by Rachel McAdams, at which point, Henry and Clare meet under less dubious circumstances.

However, even though Clare knows who Henry is, he doesn’t know who she is, because this is his 20-something self and that self hasn’t met Clare yet. Is this quite clear to you? It doesn’t matter. Her smittenness is intact and a romance ensues leading to a vaguely comical wedding where 20-something Henry vanishes and 40something Henry shows up to stand in for him at the ceremony — thereby shocking Clare’s upright, uptight über-Republican, gun-toting father (Philip Craig) by suddenly having graying hair and needing a shave.

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The movie then wanders around in search of a plot for a while, which it finds in a desire for a baby that leads to multiple miscarriages, which may or may not be the result of time-traveling fetuses — or, as the film calls it, “chrono-impairment.” (This raises other unanswered questions best left unexamined.) Then there’s the “big moment” when we are treated to a glimpse into Henry’s future that leads us toward the wholly predictable, mawkish and peculiarly unmoving ending. It’s this last aspect that so completely sinks The Time Traveler’s Wife: an almost total lack of involvement with the fates of the characters. That’s a big problem in a romance movie.

Matters aren’t helped by the film’s love affair with clichés. The movie’s opening is a perfect example. Any child — except young Henry (Alex Ferris) — knows that a youngster traveling with a parent who is singing while driving on a snowy night will be deprived of that parent before the reel is over. Perhaps one day children in movies will learn to tell the parent to shut up and pay attention to the road. If nothing else — and this may be considered to be a spoiler in some camps, so read on at your peril — the film offers one valuable lesson to time travelers everywhere: Never, ever marry rich girls with hunting-obsessed Republican fathers. You have been warned. Rated PG-13 for thematic elements, brief disturbing images, nudity and sexuality.

— reviewed by Ken Hanke Playing at Carolina Asheville Cinema 14, Cinebarre, Epic of Hendersonville, Regal Biltmore Grande Stadium 15, United Artist Beaucatcher Cinema 7.

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The Real Estate Center, (828) 255-4663. www.recenter.com

WALK TO DOWNTOWN • 1700 sq.ft., 4BR, 2.5BA, hardwood floors, new kitchen, deck, sun room, $212,000. No agents.

828-582-7198.

WHAT A VIEW! 4BR, 3BA. Almost 3 acres. Go to www.forsalebyowner.com (ID 22165075) for information and pictures.

Call 828-606-3879. klasarsky@charter.net

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$495,000 • DOWNTOWN • AMAZING VIEWS 2BR, 2BA top floor condo in the Piedmont Building. Many windows. Hardwoods, gas fireplace, elevator. Best price/sqft downtown!

MLS#435275. The Real Estate Center, (828) 2554663, www.recenter.com

$524,900 • CONTEMPORARY DOWNTOWN CONDO 2BR, 2BA with views of Beaucatcher Mountain. 10’ ceilings, hardwood floors, granite countertops, tiled baths, balcony, parking, rooftop clubhouse.

MLS#428902. Call (828) 255-7530. appalachianrealty.com CLINGMAN LOFTS Own for $650/month. Includes taxes, dues and insurance.

Heating/cooling cost guaranteed at $16/month.

Mike Vance, 254-4030, ext.

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HISTORIC S&W CONDOS New condos in the heart of downtown in historic art deco building. 3rd and 4th floor units w/elevator access and city or mountain views. From $290,000. The Real Estate Center: (828) 255-4663, www.recenter.com • info@recenter.com

Helping Renters Become Owners for Over 20 Years! $8000 Tax Credit!

Call & Let’s Talk Keller Williams Professionals KarenTaylor@KW.com • 828-450-2660 • AUGUST 19 - AUGUST 25, 2009

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CHARMING 3BR, 2BA RANCH IN HENDERSONVILLE 2 car garage w/key pad, fireplace, enclosed sunroom, split-bedroom, one level living, quiet community w/walking trail, clubhouse & pond. $5000 towards upgrades/closing costs. $189,900 Call BJ Briley, broker at 828-606-2562.

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MAYBERRY HEATING AND COOLING INC • Service • Repairs • Replacements AC/Heat Pumps • Gas/Oil Furnaces • New Construction/Renovation s • Indoor Air Quality Products.

(828) 658-9145.

Kitchen & Bath

LEXINGTON LOFTS Heart of downtown, restored 40,000 sqft one-of-a-kind residences and common areas. 2-story glass ceiling club room w/kitchen, fitness, on-site parking, rooftop deck. From $336,000. The Real Estate Center (828) 255-4663. www.recenter.com

LEXINGTON STATION Downtown condos, garage parking, wood floors, private balconies, stainless appliances, fitness center. • 3BR penthouse: $499,000.

• 2BR, 2BA: $289,900. • The Real Estate Center: (828) 255-4663. www.recenter.com

ELK MOUNTAIN ASSOCIATES We specialize in • re-fitting Bathrooms and Kitchens and finishing Basements • adding Garages, Porches and • Sunrooms. • Professional education and experience.

Call (828) 242-1950 or (for all our information): www.elkmountainassocia tes.com

Painting 1 DAY ROOM TRANSFORMATION Custom painting, decorative finishes, wallpaper installation/removal. • 15 years experience. • Meticulous • Timely • Reasonable. Heather, (828) 215-4365. Custom Home Interior Accents.

Land For Sale 2.51 ACRES - MARS HILL. Mountain top views and spring on property. $43,000. 828-645-9056.

4.3 ACRES BUNCOMBE COUNTY • Beautifully private. Build near creek or on mountaintop. Raw land has recent survey and septic permit. $57K.(828) 669-7483.

• Call Greg: 230-1132 or 258-1107.

Education/ Tutoring MATH AND SCIENCE TUTOR K-12 and college students; coursework, exam preparation. French lessons all levels (native). East

COMMERCIAL FOR SALE • Downtown, Coxe Avenue newer building, groundfloor office/retail w/onsite parking, $349,000.

• Downtown, Patton Avenue historic building, 2nd floor, owner financing, $799,000.

• Gateway to Broadway Corridor, 3 buildings, 2 lots, home to many new developments, $1,650,000.

The Real Estate Center, (828) 255-4663. www.recenter.com

Asheville. Call 298-4310.

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SANTA FE LOOK • PLASTERING • STUCCO Interior • Exterior • “Green” • Residential • Commercial • 30 years Asheville area. Call Perry: (828) 301-2323 or 258-2443. • • See my work (click Products, Venetian Plaster Base): www.earthpaint.net

CENTRALLY LOCATED PROFESSIONAL OFFICE – 26 NORTH LIBERTY STREET Price reduced.

Corner lot with off-street parking. 1918-built converted residence featuring 3,089 sqft + basement storage.

Configured with private offices, conference room and reception area.

Separate entrance to upper floor provides opportunity for apartment or second office. $585,000. Call Russ Towers, Lewis Real Estate 828-274-2479. lewisrealestatenc.com

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A PROFESSIONAL HOUSEKEEPER • 7 years experience • Reliable • Honest • Great references available upon request from upscale clientele. Call Cheri Ostman: 674-2750.

General Services

ATTRACTIVE, 2,000 SQ,FT. DOWNTOWN OFFICE • 55 Grove Street. Four offices, break room, large reception area. $11/ sq. ft. Practical and beautiful. (828) 2539451.

• Small Jobs • Repairs.

Cleaning

YOUR NATURAL CLEANING SOLUTION A superior clean at no cost to your health.

Earth, kid, and pet friendly.

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First time buyers receive up to $8000 tax credit when buying a home in 2009. • With rates at 40 year lows, there’s never been a better time to buy! All move-in ready 3BR, 2BA with many upgrades, $139,900.

Mountain views, pet friendly, owner-occupied.

Call Brickton Village today!

Nitch Real Estate. (828) 654-9394 or bricktonvillage.com

Carpentry • Minor Electrical

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HOUSEKEEPER/PERSONAL ASSISTANT has an opening to work for you. Call (828) 216-4592

To You! • PC and Mac • Slow computer? We’ll speed it up. • Repairs • Upgrades • Networking • Tutoring. Senior

DOWNTOWN ASHEVILLE: For sale. Renovated 1,227 sqft office building. $259,900. Call G/M Property Group, 828-281-4024. jmenk@gmproperty.com

Citizen/Nonprofit Discounts.

Call Christopher’s Computers, 828-670-9800.

Member Better Business Bureau of WNC. christopherscomputers.com

Business Health Insurance is a MONTFORD APARTMENT BUILDING $419,000.

1920’s fourplex in Montford, Asheville’s premier national historic district. Close to downtown, UNCA. • Great investment with excellent rental history. New roof, exterior paint, and separated electric/heating systems. MLS#388222. Call (828) 255-7530. appalachianrealty.com

valuable defense against costly medical expenses.

Looking for affordable

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HIRE A HUSBAND Handyman Services. 25 years professional experience, quality, reliability. References available. Free estimates.

Insured. Stephen Houpis, (828) 280-2254.

Free no obligation Quote

RELIABLE REPAIRS! Quality work! All types maintenance/repair, indoor/outdoor.

Excellent water leak detection/correction! 38 years experience!

Responsible! Honest!

Harmonious! References!

Call Brad, you’ll be Glad!

(828) 273-5271.

Business Rentals

visit www.NC-SmartInsurance.com or call Bruce at 828-775-2828.

Heirloom Quality Homebuilding & Custom Woodworking Cabinetry and Fine Furniture Making Utilizing Local, Ecologically Sound Materials

$10/NNN • TUNNEL ROAD ANCHOR SPACE! Great space for medical/professional office .

Completely modernized for dental care. Also suitable for walk-in clinic or other service oriented business.

Easy access with ample parking. Close proximity to VA Hospital. Approximately 3500 sqft, one level with client and separate service entrance. Contact (828) 215-9823 for details.

18 ORANGE, DOWNTOWN OFFICE SPACE Across from Staples. 1,325 sqft, entire first floor, large kitchen/bath, $1,295/month, water and electric included. Available September 15. By appointment: 828-2733765.

AFFORDABLE • BRAND NEW! Be the first at Bent Creek Knoll on busy Brevard Road! Great space options and visibility with high traffic count. 1250 sqft, priced from $1250.

Owner/broker: 215-9823.

ARTISTS STUDIO Space for rent in North Asheville off Merrimon Avenue. 200plus. 200-plus sqft., $275/month, Call Ray at 828-254-3415,

BE ON TUNNEL ROAD! High traffic count with great location and convenience to downtown and East Asheville. $650/month. Call (828) 215-2865 for showings.

COMMERCIAL LEASES Many opportunities: Office, retail, mixed-use, all locations in and around the area including downtown. • Call the agent with her finger on the pulse! Paula Cooper, (828) 775-1485.

The Real Estate Center.

DON’T MISS THIS GREAT OPPORTUNITY For street corner presence on busy Tunnel Road!

Great visibility, suitable for both commercial or business needs. Over 1000 sqft for $850/month and ask about the rent concession! Contact (828) 215-9823 for showings.

Davenport Properties.

DOWNTOWN ASHEVILLE: For lease. Retail and office suites, 222 to 2,964 sqft.

Very prominent locations.

Call G/M Property Group, 828-281-4024. jmenk@gmproperty.com DOWNTOWN ASHEVILLE Office space in historic building at 50 College Street. Available now. 3300 sqft heated, upfitted for office @ $14/sqft. Elevator.

City parking garage adjacent. Original oak woodwork, marble entrance stair, windows in all work spaces. Call 254-4778, ext.

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DOWNTOWN CORNER: (1) Loft Manhattan style brick/wood private Biltmore Ave. entrance office and/or apartment w/kitchen, bath, storage & parking. $1,500/month +; (2) Small office brick & private entrance w/kitchen & bath $400/month +. Both available NOW. Bernie, 828 230-0755.

Jeremy Brookshire

828-779-2119

brookshire.woodworking@gmail.com

HENDERSONVILLE ROAD Close to Asheville. Deluxe suite of offices, 160, 280 sqft. Ample parking. Cheap!

828-216-6066.

LIVE-IN ARTIST STUDIONear Biltmore Village. 1,000 sqft +Cheap! $675. 216-6066.

NORTH ASHEVILLE Basement level of the Sherwin Williams building, approximately 6500 sqft, $3000/month. The Real Estate Center, (828) 2554663. www.recenter.com RIVER DISTRICT 6,000 sqft shell - artists; flexible uses.

Owner will upfit for Class A office. Call G/M Property Group, 828-281-4024. jmenk@gmproperty.com SHORT OR LONG TERM LEASE For Classes, Dance, Yoga, Theater, etc, at Studio 11, located in the West River District. 4000 sqft 50’ ceiling with stage. Plenty of parking spaces and available from 9 to 9, 7 days per week. Call (828) 259-3663.

DOWNTOWN Coxe Avenue, newer building, groundlevel retail with walking traffic. $1500/month. Call The Real Estate Center, (828) 255-4663. www.recenter.com

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Fine Grading and Site Preparation Complete Landscape Design/Installation • E x c av at i on • Roads • Wate r Ha r v e s t i n g / Management • Ston e w or k • Outdoor Rooms • Wate r Fe atu r e s • Renewable Energy

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Apartments For Rent $325/MONTH CANTON; $450/MONTH CANDLER Nice, renovated 1BR apartments; minutes from downtown Asheville. No smoking; no pets. Call (828) 337-5447.

1 FREE MONTH! (w/contract). Walk to everything downtown, live, work and play! • Studio: $545/month. • 1BR: $650/month. • 2BR: $695/month (reduced!).

Water/heat included. Call 254-2029. APM. 1 MONTH FREE RENT* Escape to the woods today!

Apartment living in a parklike setting. Convenient South Asheville. * Limited time offer. Call (828) 274-4477. www.freewebs.com/ woodsedge Woods Edge Apartments 1 YEAR NEW Very nice garage studio apartment.

West Asheville. AC. WD. $600/month, utilities included. (828) 768-3890.

1-2BR, 1-2BA, ARDEN, Glen Beale, *2nd month free*, $575-$675/month, 828-253-1517, www.leslieandassoc.com

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Natural light. Spacious.

253-1124 or info@ sycamorepartners.net

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NICE SUBURBAN OFFICES South of Airport, Hwy 280.

4,400 sqft. freestanding building. Possible office/live-in. Approximately $3,000/month.

• Close to downtown • Nine foot ceilings

• Private Balconies

Own for only $650/month Includes Mortgage, Taxes & Association Fees

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1-3BR, 1-1.5BA, SOUTH, Skyland Heights,* 2nd month free*, $555$780/month, 828-2531517, www.leslieandassoc.com 1BR APARTMENT - NORTH ASHEVILLE • 5 minutes to UNCA, 7-10 minutes to downtown. Lots of space and storage. $650/month.

All utilities included.

(828) 484-9213.

1BR, 1BA, DOWNTOWN, Asheville Hotel, above Malaprops, wood floors, $975/month, 828-6938069, www.leslieandassoc.com 1BR, 1BA, NORTH, 365 Weaverville, w/d hookups, $485/month, 828-693-8069, www.leslieandassoc.com 1ST CALL US! Studio, 1 and 2BR apartments from $425-$800. Pet friendly.

(828) 251-9966.

Alpha-Real-Estate.com 2 BLOCKS TO MISSION HOSPITAL Nice 1BR, 1BA with hardwood floors throughout. Off-street parking. Heat and water furnished. Washer and dryer available. Small storage area included. $600/month with $600 security. Contact Tom, 828-230-7296.

2BR, 1-2BA, HENDERSONVILLE, 2010 LAUREL PARK, coin-op laundry, $525-$625/month, 828-693-8069, www.leslieandassoc.com

2BR, 1.5BA, HENDERSONVILLE, 902 Hillcrest, **2nd. month free*, $575/month, 828-693-8069, www.leslieandassoc.com

ABOVE GROVE PARK INN Furnished 1BR, 1BA in private home. WD. $675/month, includes all utilities. • No pets/smoking.

658-0491 or 301-4592.

2BR, 1BA, EAST, 7-9 LINDSEY, A/C, W/D hookups, $595/month, 828-693-8069, www.leslieandassoc.com

ACTON WOODS APARTMENTS • Beautiful 2BR, 2BA, loft, $850/month. • 2BR, 2BA, $750. Include gas log fireplace, water, storage.

828-253-0758.

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2BR, 1BA, EAST, 119 Liberty, a/c, w/d hookups, $625/month, 828-253-1517, www.leslieandassoc.com 2BR, 1BA, EAST 7 Violet Hills, wood floors, $575/month, 828-253-1517, www.leslieandassoc.com 2BR, 2BA, CENTRAL, 484 Windswept, w/d hookups, fireplace, view, $850/month, 828-693-8069, www.leslieandassoc.com 2BR. 1BA WEST ASHEVILLE Great kitchen, hardwood floors, 1,000 sq.ft. $725/month.

828-775-9434.

3BR, 2BA, NORTH, 81 LAKESHORE, A/C, coin-op laundry, deck, $725/month, 828-253-1517, www.leslieandassoc.com 65 LOOKOUT ROAD Adjacent to UNCA. Nice 2BR, 1BA, living room, large eat-in kitchen, washer/dryer hookups, water and trash pickup included. Off-street parking. Available immediately. Pets considered. $645/month + $645 deposit, year lease.

Contact Tom, (828) 230-7296.

ASHEVILLE • NORTH 2BR, 2BA. New carpet, AC, WD, deck, off street parking, yard. • Pets ok. $850/month • (water included). • Deposit and credit check required. Call (828) 279-3926 or MasInvestmentsllc.com ASHEVILLE • WEST 2BR, 1BA, short walk to Haywood Road. WD connections.

Deck. Near parks, off street parking, • Pets ok. $650/month, deposit and credit check required. Call (828) 279-3926 or MasInvestmentsllc.com BEAUTIFUL MOUNTAIN SETTING-FAIRVIEW • All utilities included. Own deck with view. 15 minutes to downtown Asheville. 650 sq.ft. 1BR. Laundry privileges. $625/month, 1 year lease. Available Aug. 22. Julie (510) 932-1329.

BETWEEN DOWNTOWN AND UNCA • Cute, sunny, small 1BR, hardwood floors, ceillng fans, gas heat. $565/month including hot and cold water. Year’s lease, security dep., credit check req. No dogs, 1 cat ok with fee. Elizabeth Graham: 253-6800.

BLACK MOUNTAIN • All new deluxe studio apt. in quiet mountain setting.

Deck, trails, views. $650/month. Utilities included. Available now. No pets/smoking.

828-669-5342.

CENTRAL • S. French Broad Ave. 1BR, 1BA, office. $615 per month.

828-350-9400.

COTTAGE • KENILWORTH Studio. Very nice historic cottage close to Biltmore Avenue. Walk to hospital, AB Tech, downtown. Looking for energy conscious person. $600/month, includes heat, AC, water, cable. Deposit. Lease.

(828) 255-8466.

CUMBERLAND AVENUE CLOSE TO UNCA • Charming 1BR with Sunroom. Hardwood floors, gas heat, ceiling fans, porch. $645/month includes. hot and cold water. Year’s lease, security deposit, credit check req.

For appt: Elizabeth Graham 253-6800.

DOWNTOWN APARTMENT Cute 1BR between downtown & UNCA. Hardwood floors, sunny windows, gas heat. 1 cat ok, no dogs. $565/month includes hot & cold water.

Year lease, credit check, security dep. required. For appt. call Elizabeth Graham at 253-6800.

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Great Rentals in West Asheville, North Asheville, Woodfin, Black Mountain & Hendersonville NOR TH MOBILES LIKE NEW A S HEVILLE TO W NH OUSE S Off Merrimon Ave.

1 BR/1 BA ............... $495 2BR/1 BA ................ $525 3BR/1BA ................. $625 Walking distance to town, incl. water

ACCEPTING SECTION 8 NOW! In quiet, very nice park.

EFFICIENCY APARTMENT • Available immediately. 289 E Chestnut ST. Ground floor units available, $450/month. No pets.

828-350-9400.

ELEGANT QUEEN ANN VICTORIAN IN MONTFORD • Spacious 1 or 2 bedroom with forman livingroom or dining room. Porches, balconies, FP, hardwood floors. $795/month. Years lease, security deposit, credit check required. One cat okay with fiee. No dogs.

For appt: Elizabeth Graham.

253-6800.

GET QUALITY RESULTS! I received calls from a lot of high quality renters, as opposed to other publications I’ve tried. I will continue to advertise with Mountain Xpress. Patricia H. You too, can find the ideal renter, just call us! (828) 251-1333. Mountain Xpress Classified Marketplace.

GLEN BRIDGE APARTMENTS • 1BR, 1BA. $450/month. Includes water/garbage. Small complex in Arden. Move in special with one year lease. www.arcagencyasheville.co m. 828-350-9400.

JUST WEST OF ASHEVILLE • 15 minutes to downtown, 2-rooms and bath in house with private entrance, $430 includes all, satellite TV. 828-242-4321.

KENILWORTH Wonderful, large apartment close to Tunnel Road and downtown. 1BR, 1BA, WD, dishwasher, full-size kitchen, huge storage/studio area. Private yard and patio. Hi-speed DSL, cable TV, water, sewer and electric allowance included. $850/month. No smokers. 828-699-1475 NEAR A-B TECH 1BR for individual. No smoking/pets. $400/month. Deposit. 1 year lease. Off street parking. References.

Background check. 2527179, 8am-6pm.

NORTH ASHEVILLE • Farrwood Ave. 2BR, 1BA. Hardwood floors throughout, very nice unit.

Coin laundry in basement.

Covered parking for one car per unit. No pets/no smokers. $750/month. 828350-9400.

NORTHSIDE • WALK TO DOWNTOWN 1BR, 1BA apartment. Great neighborhood. Offstreet parking. WD available. No pets please. $535/month, water included. • Other utilities separate. Lease, security deposit, references required. (828) 350-1400.

STUDIO - 2BR, 1BA, SOUTH • 1020 Hendersonville, A/C, storage, carport. $345$645./month. 828-6938069. www.leslieandassoc.com

Condos/ Townhomes For Rent 2BR, 2BA • ASHEVILLE RACQUET CLUB Membership to ARC and Fitness Center. Fireplace.

Balcony. WD connections.

Non-smoking. $875/month.

(828) 684-2444.

A BIG THANX! “Thanx Xpress! The recent rental ad attracted a steady stream of quality applicants, thanks to your quality publication.”

Mark K. • You too can find quality renters by placing an affordable ad in the pages of Mountain Xpress Classified Marketplace: 251-1333.

WEST ASHEVILLE • 1BR, 1BA unit available. 856 Haywood Rd. $595 per month. 828-350-9400. Pets with deposit.

Near UNCA 1BR DOWNSTAIRS APARTMENT. Own entrance. $515/month inclueds cable/wireless internet, laundry. Garden.

Deposit. No pets. No smoking. 828-337-7549.

Mobile Homes For Rent ACCEPT SECTION 8 West Asheville. 2BR, 2BA. Like new. Includes water. Heat pump, central air, W/D connections. In nice park. $615/month.

828-252-4334.

BLACK MOUNTAIN 14’X70’, 2BR, 2BA. Private, wooded lot w/views. • All appliances. Covered porch.

Convenient location. Cedar storage shed. Paved drive. $675/month includes water, trash pickup. • No pets/smoking. 669-9156.

EAST ASHEVILLE Warren Wilson area. Small trailer.

Private and secluded.

Wooded. 686-5634.

HAW CREEK Convenient location, good school district. 3BR, 2BA mobile home. Fenced. Nonsmoking.

• Some pets ok. $800/month, $800 deposit.

• Available September 1.

(828) 299-8623. str72@charter.net

SPECTACULAR VIEW • Luxury downtown condo.

60 N Market. 1BR,1.5BA, 7th floor balcony, clubroom/fitness. New, top quality. $1,700/month.

Bright Star Realty 828-3018033.

WEST ASHEVILLE • 1100 sq.ft. 2 BR, 1.5BA townhouse available immediately. Nice unit, very convenient to everything West Asheville has to offer.

No pets. $675/month. www.arcagencyasheville.co m 828-350-9400.

WESTPOINTE • 3BR, 2BA $1095/ month. www.arcagencyasheville.co m. 828-350-9400.

WINDSWEPT VIEWS • 2BR, 2BA. One lower unit for $800/month, one upper unit for $700/month, another upper end unit for $795/month. Available immediately. www.arcagencyasheville.co m 828-350-9400.

Homes For Rent ASHEVILLE DOWNTOWN LOFT Award-winning contemporary loft with great light and finished with all high-end appointments.

Partially furnished. Texas stack gas fireplace, high ceilings with exposed beams, marble bath, bidet, custom cabinets. A great space to make your home. $1500/month 828-2425456 or mrsmawest@yahoo.com DOWNTOWN LUXURY CONDOS Brand new loft in historic 52 Biltmore Avenue Building. 1BR, 1.5BA with 250 sqft 2nd floor mezzanine. Gourmet kitchen, oak floors, exposed brick, modular lighting, large windows, W/D, concrete, granite, stone, stainless upgrades. Indoor parking. Best Downtown location; walk to anything. $1,250/month. Year lease.

828-301-8033 or 954-6841300. Oxford Ventures FLETCHER • 2BR, 1.5BA townhouse available for immediate rental. Very nice unit with one car garage.

Duplex style living, very convenient to I-26 and south Asheville shopping/restaurants. One small pet considered. $800 per month. 828-350-9400.

1ST CALL US! 2, 3 and 4BR homes from $600-2000. • Pet friendly. (828) 251-9966 Alpha-Real-Estate.com 2BR, 1BA • CHUNNS COVE DUPLEX $750/month. Call (828) 253-0758. Carver Realty 2BR, 1BA • Large kitchen, dining, living room areas.

Garage. Heat pump, A/C. Sand Hill Rd area. $725/month. 828-7137225.

2BR, 2BA CUSTOM LOG CABIN on 18 acres in Fairview. Stream and waterfall, 2 decks, hardwood floors, carport, washer/dryer, central heat and AC. $1200/month.

Available Sept 1. Contact ncfarm@bellsouth.net 3BR, 1.5BA • SOUTH ASHEVILLE 1400 sqft.

Renovated with new hardwood and slate floors.

Fireplace, washer/dryer.

Covered porch, private driveway, fenced yard. Dogs ok. Available now. $1000/ month. W. Chapel Road. Call Heather: (904) 718-1942.

3BR, 2.5BA, NORTH, 5 Foxwood, a/c, garage, view, $1,095/month, 828-6938069, www.leslieandassoc.com

3BR, 2BA. ............................ $ 6 2 5 / M O NTH 2BR, 2BA. .......................... $61 5 / M O NTH

BLACK MOUNTAIN 2 BR, 1BA apartment.

Heat pump with central air, washer/dryer connections.

Also includes water.

$625/MONTH

HENDERSONVILLE 1BR, 1BA apar ment with new berber carpet. Small deck with sliding glass door. Walking distance to Main Street. Includes water.

$4 2 5 / M O NTH

CALL AAA PROPERTY MANAGEMENT, LLC 828.252.4334 EMAIL: WNCRENTALS@YAHOO.COM

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DOWNTOWN CORNER: (1) Loft Manhattan style brick/wood private and secure Biltmore Ave. entrance apartment and/or office w/kitchen, bath, closets & parking. $1,500/month +; (2) Small office brick & private entrance w/kitchen & bath $400/month +. Both available NOW. Bernie, 828 230-0755.

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3BR, 2BA • EAST • HAW CREEK Sunny home. Hardwood floors, 1 car garage. • New paint, deck, covered porch. $1000/month. • Non-smokers only. Call 230-9412 for details and showing.

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(828) 279-5633.

APPRECIATE OUTDOORS AND WILDLIFE • Bearwallow Mountain between Edneyville, Asheville, and Gerton. 15 minutes to Hendersonville.

2BR, 1.5BA. Garage, porch.

Beautiful views. Electric heat, fireplace, spring water, cable. Nonsmoking environment. $695/month.

615-491-2495.

ARDEN, HADLEY PARK • Wonderful 2 year old home available. Pets considered with increased security deposit. 3BR, 2BA. $1200/month. $30 application fee.

828-350-9400. arcagencyasheville.com ARDEN, OAK FOREST • 3BR, 2BA with full basement/garage. Nice area. Reduced to $1100/month. $30 application fee.

828-350-9400. arcagencyasheville.com ARDEN • Very nice house.

3BR, 2BA, family room/kitchenette downstairs, Appian Way. $1095/month. $30.00 application fee.

828-350-9400. arcagencyasheville.com ASHEVILLE AREA RENTALS $550$1950/month. • 1-East. • 3-West. • 3-North. • 3South. • Century 21 Mountain Lifestyles: (828) 684-2640, ext 17. For more details: www.KristieFrizsell.com BEAUTIFUL 2BR, 1BA STONE COTTAGES In community setting. Bamboo floors, organic garden, fish pond, deck. $825 for 1100 sqft, $750 for 900 sqft. Call (828) 545-2948 BILTMORE PARK. 4BR, 2.5 BA, 2,200 sqft, Rent for $2,300. Carver Realty, 828253-0758.

BLACK MOUNTAIN HOUSE • Convenient, 3BR, 1BA, appliances, fenced. Organic garden. No smoking. Pets negotiable. $875/month plus security. Available. Sept 1. Heather, 279-9943, BUNGALOW • NORTH ASHEVILLE Highly desirable location. 2BR, 1BA. Living, dining, WD, hardwood floors, porch. Fenced yard, large deck. Off street parking. • Walk to Beaver Lake and Jones Elementary.

• Pets considered. • Available immediately. $950/month. Call Jeff: (239) 281-3685.

CANDLER • Newly renovated, 2BR, 1.5BA. Updated baths, office, Energy Star appliances in eat in kitchen, living room, laundry room . Hardwood floors and ceramic tile baths. AC in BRs. New roof and energy efficient windows. Great Mountain views and pretty yard. $895 month. Available immediately with references. Call Mike or Betty 828 279-2114.

CENTRAL OFF MERRIMON 2BR, !BA. $725. Carver Realty. 253-0758.

CONVENIENT TO DOWNTOWN • 3BR, 2BA with large office/den space.

Stove, refrigerator, dishwasher and washer/dryer, storage, open deck overlooking private backyard. $1300/month.

Includes utilities. Lease.

Sandy McCall, Realtor/Property Manager.

Sandy@SouthernLifeRealty. com COTTAGE • Oakley. $650/month. 2BR, 1BA. 750sq.ft. Just redone. Big kitchen, all new appliances and heat-pump. Sunny, quiet, convenient. Nice deck and yard. 828-645-5710.

Glennsara@verizon.net FALL FOLIAGE RENTAL • Nine weeks, 9/18-11/20.

Grove Park Inn neighborhood. 2BA, 2BA. Beautifully furnished. Quiet, sunny. $3,150. Call 828273-3559.

FLETCHER • STAFFORD HILLS New, immaculate 3BR, 2.5BA, 1250 sqft townhome. Hardwood floors, marble in bath, gas fireplace, 1 car garage.

Patio. Convenient to Hendersonville, Asheville. $1050/month. • Pets considered. References.

Deposit. (864) 723-1049.

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HOUSES FOR RENT • Browse thousands of rental listings with photos and maps. Advertise your rental home for free. Visit http://www.RealRentals.co m. (AAN CAN) MARS HILL • 3BR, 2BA. Family room downstairs, wonderful views. One pet considered with increased deposit. $895 per month.

828-350-9400.

NORTH ASHEVILLE • UNCA Coleman Avenue at intersection of Murdock Avenue. 3BR, 1.5BA, back deck, covered porch, hardwood floors, 1820 sqft, unfinished basement. $1550/month. • Pets allowed. Call owner/broker: Jay Lurie, (828) 216-8462.

NORTH ASHEVILLE Beautiful 2BR, 1BA house with 1/2 acre fenced backyard. Full unfinished basement. Pets allowed. $1,200/month. Call Bob, (828) 259-9328.

OAKLEY • 3BR, 2.5BA Beautiful, 2-year-old, 1,500 sq.ft. home on cul-de-sac.

2-car garage, fireplace, hardwoods. Quiet neighborhood. No smoking.

Deposit and references required. Cool landlord. $1,300/month. Now available. www.rent-this-house.com OAKLEY 2BR,1BA Bungalow. 1,032 sq.ft.

Dining area,large porch,big yard, beautiful trees. 5 minutes from downtown. $900/month.

828-713-7768.

PROFESSIONAL OFFICE PLUS QUALITY HOME IN ONE Near Asheville Chamber of Commerce. Has “billboard” signage seen from Interstate I-240. On site parking. Handicapped accessible. Rare combination of flexible design to meld a successful business with a very comfortable home. 2300 sqft for $1950/month. Can sublease. Contact: Doug (828) 777-6746.

OFF THE HOOK! We got a great response from our ad for our Rental house in the Mountain Xpress! The phone rang off the hook! Thanks, Ander, owner, Design Painting. Get your Apartment or House rented quickly and affordably. Call (828) 251-1333. Mountain Xpress Classified Marketplace.

REEMS CREEK, MUNDY COVE 3BR, 2BA, $900/month. Call (828) 253-0758. Carver Realty SOUTH ASHEVILLE • 4BR, 2.5BA. All brick. Closed sunporch, huge kitchen/dining area.

Fireplace. Large lot. Quiet neighborhood. Available Sept. 1. 828-277-1492.

SOUTH OAK FORREST 4 BR, 2BA $1,750. Call Carver Realty 828-253-0758.

SOUTH, DEANWOOD 3BR, 2BA, $1,200/month. Call (828) 253-0758. Carver Realty SWANNANOA • 3BR, 2BA. Cherry Blossom Cove, $1095/month. www.arcagencyasheville.co m 828-350-9400.

We’ve Got Your Home!

Asheville Property Management NORTH:

• 5/3.5, Large Cape Cod, bsmt, $1900.

• Mobile Homes $500 - $650.

Arden. Furnished room, beautiful/private setting.

Organic garden. Chemicalfree household. Seeking responsible, clean roommate(s). No pets. $395/month, utilities included. No lease. (828) 687-2390.

WEST ASHEVILLE • 3BR, 2.5BA Hardwoods, tile, carpet, granite. Stainless steel and ENERGY STAR appliances. W/D hookups.

Front porch and private, wooded back deck. 2-car garage. Great for family. 5 minutes from downtown Asheville. $1,650/month.

Call Lisa: 828-808-2651.

WEST • 2BR, 1BA. Furnished with barn/farmland. $900/month.

Pets and smoking outside only. (828) 645-5086.

CANDLER • 3BR, 3BA, 4700 sq.ft., 10 acres, barn, $1600/month. $30 application fee. 828-3509400 arcagencyasheville.com

Vacation Rentals BEAUTIFUL LOG CABIN Sleeps 5, handicap accessible. Near Warren Wilson College, Asheville, NC. (828) 231-4504 or 277-1492. bennie14@bellsouth.net

Roommates

Female preferred, to share 2BR West Asheville home, close to everything. $350/month, share utilities.

Deposit. References. • Pet considered. Call Sherri: 242-6119.

Haw Creek Large furnished studio type room with private bath, separate entrance. 3 acres, private and secluded. Wireless high speed internet. Fireplace, tile floors, big private bathroom. Utilities included. $550/month. For pics email katann75@gmail.com or 828-2990087 Healthy Lifestyle Home Female Roommate Wanted. $435/month. A great place for spiritual development and to hold the good energy you produce. NO-drugsalcohol-smoking (828)-3332717.

Historic Montford Home Elegantly furnished room.

Kitchen/laundry privileges, cable TV. Front porch, gardens. Off-street parking.

Quiet neighborhood. Walk downtown/UNCA. Prefer employed/student male.$425/mo+$100dep.

281-2357.

$425 in Montford Large room available, 3 blocks from town. wifi, laundry, gardens, big porch, no smoking, community minded. Clean, responsible, respectful. 1st/last/$200 dep. 768-5164 .

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1BR in 2BR Home Cute home. great location near downtown. quiet, down-toearth woman in late 20s looking for roommate $400/mo+utilities. call Chris 545-2714 .

Room Available in 3BR home located in West Asheville. Walk to shops and restaurants. $425/month plus 1/3 utilities. Deposit required.

Call 828-423-9853.

• 3/2 Doublewide, private lot near N. Buncombe rec center, $850.

LEICESTER:

• 3/2 Gas heat, quiet neighborhood $850.

• 2/2 Gas heat/logs, 1 car garage $850.

• 3/3 Townhome, gas logs, 1 car garage $895.

SOUTH:

• 3/2 Biltmore Park, 2 car garage $1550.

CANDLER:

• 3/2 Hardwood floors, private setting $995.

WEST:

• 3/2 Large porch, quiet clean neighborhood $895.

• 3/2 Hd, carpet, remodeled, large front porch $995.

Pet friendly

Call for details: (828) 254-2229 www.ashevillepropertymanagement.net

Roommate Wanted Bright, light house. 10 minutes from dwntn. $595 covers everything: pwr, hgspdInternet, cable&movies, centralA/C/heat, W/D, big kit/lvgrm, great gardenspace. 255-1114.

Roommate Wanted Mature, responsible person to share newer mobile home with w/d, air, private bath.$325/month,1/2 utilities, plus $200 deposit.

Candler area. 828 423 6718.

Seeking fun, mature roommate cute 2/BR, 1/BA home near Biltmore Village. deck, game room, big yard. pets considered. Call Melissa at (828) 279-1272 YEAR ROUND SHARE MY AIR CONDITIONED HOUSE + your own apartment, private entrance. West Asheville, 5 minutes to downtown. Loving care required for mature dog September-March. $550/month includes utilities. No children. No other pets. No smoking. No drugs. Organic garden.

Healthy golden girl w/good boundaries welcome.

Available now. 828-2361704

Employment

General $600 WEEKLY POTENTIAL $$$ helping the government part-time. No experience, no selling. Call 1-888-213-5225. Ad Code L-5. VOID in Maryland and South Dakota. (AAN CAN) AMERICAN FOLK ART & FRAMING Is seeking a people loving, problem solving, computer savvy, hard working and creative individual with relevant retail and customer service experience for a position that is both fun and challenging. • Parttime/weekend shift required. No phone calls.

More information? Email: folkart@amerifolk.com

BOMBARDED WITH CALLS! “We’ve literally been bombarded with calls from the employment ads we’ve placed in Mountain Xpress. It’s allowed us to carefully screen our applicants to find just the right employees that help our business grow.” Shay Amber, Manager, Pristine Clean. • What more can we say? Mountain Xpress Classifieds get results! Call 251-1333 Get results and grow your business!

CAB DRIVERS Needed at Blue Bird; call JT 258-8331.

Drivers needed at Yellow Cab; call Buster at 2533311.

HIRE QUALITY EMPLOYEES “Our employment advertisements with the Mountain Xpress garner far more educated and qualified applicants than any other publication we have used. The difference is visible in the phone calls, applications and resumes.”

Howard Stafford, Owner, Princess Anne Hotel. • Thank you, Howard. Your business can benefit by advertising for your next employee in Mountain Xpress Classifieds. Call 251-1333.

HOUSEKEEPERS Year-round consistent employment, Asheville. Professional, reliable and responsible.

Full-time and part-time for upscale B&B. Must be flexible and able to work weekends. Background check required. Call 828254-3878 for interview.

Black Walnut Bed And Breakfast Inn.

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WEAVERVILLE: • 2/2, 1750 sqft, sunroom, gas logs, pool & clubhouse.

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Administrative/ Office

PRODUCTION WORKERS NEEDED Recruiting “production workers” for first shift, four 10 hour days, Monday-Thursday. $9/hour. Training provided for those that qualify. • Call today: 654-0310. Apply online www.snelling.com/ashevi lle/application TOUR GUIDE If you are a “people person” with a passion for Asheville and have a Commercial Drivers License (CDL), you could be a great Gray Line Trolley tour guide! Training provided. Part-time or fulltime. Contact Elaine at (828) 251-8687 or elaine@ graylineasheville.com WORK FROM HOME • 29 serious people to work from home using a computer. Up to $1,500-$5,000, PT/FT. financialsecurity123.com

BOOKKEEPER Part-time (20 hours/week) bookkeeper needed for local non-profit early learning center.

Knowledge of AR/AP, Excel and payroll data entry necessary. Experience with SAGE and MIP financial software systems a plus.

Verifiable excellence in past performance required.

Please complete employment application at www.macfc.org or call 2980808 for more information.

FAST PACED COMMERCIAL REAL ESTATE FIRM • Hiring immediately for PT or FT administrative support, a PT bookkeeping/accounting position, or a combination of both. BA/BS preferred and/or background that demonstrates responsibility, professionalism, and achievement. Cover letter and resume to holli@spakerealestate.com

Salon/ Spa

Employment Opportunities • Call (828) 225-6122 or visit: biltmore.com

Skilled Labor/ Trades SPRAY FOAM INSTALLERS. 1+ years of experience.

Ability to drive box truck with valid license, mechanical ability, not afraid of heights, team player. $10-$14/hour based on experience. (828)3501155 x303.

LOLA SALON One full-time booth rental chair, available Sept. 1. Submit resume Tues.-Sat. at 60 Biltmore Ave. No phone calls please!

RETAIL SALES Now hiring part-time sales person for natural baby store. Please bring resumes to 647 Haywood Road, West Asheville, 10am-6pm. The Littlest Birds

• Retail Sales Attendant - P/T • Interactive Media & Product Distribution Manager - F/T • Spa Shift Supervisor - F/T Please visit our website www.groveparkinn.com for a complete list of open positions and to apply online. Human Resources hours are Monday-Friday, 9:00am-6:00pm, Saturday 8:00am-4:00pm.

The Grove Park Inn Resort & Spa, 290 Macon Ave., Asheville, NC 28804, or visit our website, www.groveparkinn.com (828) 252-2711, ext. 2083.

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Sales/ Marketing SALES PHOTOGRAPHERS SharpShooter Imaging needs motivated, outgoing people to join our Biltmore Estate team ! No experience, we’ll train the right people.

Part-time days, nights and weekends. Apply: 1800-742-7742 ext 123 or www.sharpshooterima ging.com/employment SALES PROS • Time to get paid what you are worth AND have a life. Call 1-888700-4916.

NOW HIRING • Earn $65K, $50K, $40K. (GM, CoManager, Assistant Manager). We currently have managers making this and need more for expansion. One year salaried restaurant management experience required. Fax resume to 336-431-0873.

APOLLO FLAME • WAITSTAFF Full-time needed. Fast, friendly atmosphere. Apply in person between 2pm-4pm, 485 Hendersonville Road.

274-3582.

FIRESTORM CAFE & BOOKS A worker-owned cooperative, seeks reliable, inspired and driven individuals to join the team!

Call 828-255-8115. www.firestormcafe.com FULL TIME BAKERY HELP/CAKE ICER • Worlds Best Carrot Cake,Woodfin.

Please call Hannah at (828)658-2738.

MOUNTAIN X JAMS! As a growing business that relies on the face put forward by our employees, Mountain Xpress Classifieds is where we turn to find them. The volume of high-quality applicants replying to our ads can be hard to choose from, and it is always worth our investment. Thanks Mountain X! Rebecca and Charlie, owners, Tomato Jam Cafe.

AGAPE SERVICES • Is looking for foster families in Buncombe, Henderson, and Transylvania counties. We provide training and 24 hour support and a generous, tax free stipend.

Contact Nickie, 828- 3295385 for more information.

Hotel/ Hospitality PT MAINTENANCE PERSON AND FT/PT DESK CLERKS needed at Downtown Inn. Apply at 120 Patton Avenue.

Medical/ Health Restaurant/ Food Care “150 CALLS! At some point, I was hoping they’d stop! The best vehicle for finding quality employees, and advertising your business.” Russell, The Skyclub. Your business can benefit with low cost, efficient advertising. Call 251-1333. Mountain Xpress Marketplace Classifieds.

Human Services

ELDER CARE Seeking current NA certified, with CPR and First Aid for elderly care in Buncombe County area. Call 828-215-7639.

MADISON MANOR • Is hiring a RN Supervisor for Baylor. Weekends, Friday/Saturday/Sunday.

6am-6pm. Work 36 hours, get paid for 44 hours. For more info call Laura 828689-5200 (Monday-Friday, 9am-4pm) or apply at 345 Manor Rd., Marshall, NC 28754, MADISON MANOR • Is now hiring CNA’s. Call 828-6895200 or apply at 345 Manor Rd., Marshall, NC 28754.

MEDICAL CASE MANAGER. Access II Care seeks FT Medical Case Mgr to work w/uninsured patients in Madison/Yancey/Mitchell Co. Bilingual English/Spanish and RN or SW w/2 year min. CM exp. preferred. No call, no weekends, competitive salary. Resume and cover letter to:hr@ accessiicare-wnc.org MEDICAL OFFICE MANAGER, FULL-TIME POSITION Well established family medicine practice seeks organized, enthusiastic manager, Job entails managing office of five doctors ad small staff, coordinating billing scheduling and day-to-day office needs. Experience with computer medical records is a plus.

Competitive salary depending on experience and excellent benefits. Fax resume to 828-252-9420.

FAMILIES TOGETHER INC. Now hiring LCSW’s, LPC’s, LMFT’s. Flexible schedules, team culture, Paid time off, health and dental offered, creative and innovative culture. Please visit our website: www.familiestogether.net and email your resume to sstevenson@ familiestogether.net

FAMILIES TOGETHER INC. Now hiring for Mental Health Professionals in Brevard and Asheville offices. Positions available: Day Treatment, and Family Service Coordinator.

Please visit our website www.familiestogether.net and email resume to sstevenson@ familiestogether.net

FAMILY PRESERVATION SERVICES OF HENDERSONVILLE has immediate openings for Licensed Clinical Social Workers, Licensed Professional Counselors and Licensed Clinical Addiction Specialists to provide individual and group therapy to the MH population. Please email resumes to wfhoward@fpscorp.com

FAMILY PRESERVATION SERVICES OF RUTHERFORD CO. • Is seeking a Clinical Director.

Applicants must have a Master’s Degree in counseling, social work or related field, NC licensure, clinical experience with adult and child MH population, a minimum of 5 yrs. supervisory experience.

Email resume: sholloway@fpscorp.com GREETER/RECEPTIONIST • MANNA FoodBank is seeking a Full-Time Greeter/Receptionist and Clerical Support Assistant.

Must be proficient in Microsoft Office (computer skills test given) and have exceptional phone and people skills. Familiarity with a multi-line phone system a plus. Job description available at HYPERLINK “http://www.mannafoodban k.org” www.mannafoodbank.org.

Starting pay $9.86 per hour with excellent benefits.

Please e-mail resume to HYPERLINK “mailto:shwells@feedingam erica.org” shwells@feedingamerica.or g. Minorities and Bi-Lingual encouraged to apply. No phone calls please.

Deadline for submission is August 21, 2009. EOE.

Invest in a Growing Business Printing, graphics and forms business is growing and needs new capital.

• $10,000 - $20,000: 7% annual • $21,000 plus: 9% annual Great return on your money!

Call (828) 251-8842 for more information.

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Haywood and Jackson County Psychiatrist Assertive Community Treatment Team: Please contact Joe Ferrara, joe.ferrara@meridianbhs.or g Clinician, Haywood County Recovery Education Center Must have Master’s Degree in Human Services Field and be license-eligible. Please contact Jon Esslinger at jon.esslinger@meridianbhs. org Clinician: Offender Services Program: Must have Master’s Degree in Human Services Field and be license-eligible. Please contact Diane Paige at diane.paige@ meridianbhs.org Haywood County Therapist/Team Leader Child and Family Services.

Master’s Degree and supervisory experience.

Please contact David Hutchinson at david.hutchinson@ meridianbhs.org Qualified Mental Health Professional (QMHP) Assertive Community Treatment Team: Must have a Bachelors degree in a human services field and two years post-degree experience, or a Masters degree.

Please contact Mason Youell, mason.youell@ meridianbhs.org Jackson, Macon, Swain County: Qualified Mental Health Professional (QMHP): Child and Family Services: Must have a Bachelors degree in a human services field and two years post-graduation experience, or a Masters degree. Please contact David Hutchinson at david.hutchinson@meridian bhs.org Therapist:Child and Family Services (Macon and Jackson): Masters degree required. Please contact David Hutchinson at david.hutchinson@meridian bhs.org Cherokee, Clay, Graham County: Therapist/Team Leader: Child and Family Services: Masters degree and license eligible. Please contact David Hutchinson at david.hutchinson@meridian bhs.org • For further information and to complete an application, visit our website: www.meridianbhs.org PARKWAY BEHAVIORAL HEALTH has opening in our Hendersonville office for an LCAS or QP/CSAC. This is a F/T position and knowledge of working with IPRS and Medicaid adult clients helpful. Some evenings required. Good driving record required. Position has full benefits, medical insurance, PTO and more.

Send resume to: slayton@parkwaybh.com

PRN AND FULL TIME TEACHING ASSISTANTS NEEDED • The Academy at Eliada Homes is seeking dedicated individuals to work directly with students, providing individualized treatment in a supportive and therapeutic environment. Major Responsibilities: The Assistant, or Education Treatment Specialist, will implement the Eliada Model to teach academic and life skills. They will also actively participate in the implementation of individualized teaching and treatment plans created by the teacher, provide a safe environment through constant monitoring and supervision, assist with testing, present lesson plans as needed, and maintain structure and consistency in the classroom. Qualifications: Must have a minimum of a bachelor’s degree; preferably in the Human Service field. Applicants with a minimum of two years working in the mental health field with target population will be considered. Must be willing to work a flexible schedule.

Strongly prefer individuals with experience with youth and adolescents in the mental health field. All qualified persons please submit a resume to eweaver@eliada.org QUALIFIED PROFESSIONAL To manage supervised living home. Part-time hours with responsibilities to include management of household, supplies and staff schedules. • Ideal candidate will be organized, self-motivated and work well independently. 2 years experience in a human services field is required.

Please forward resume to sjdignity@gmail.com THE MEDIATION CENTER has an immediate opening for a Youth Mediation Program Coordinator. Please visit www.mediatebuncombe.org for complete job description and application instructions.

THE ORELENA HAWKS PUCKETT INSTITUTE Is recruiting an Early Childhood Technical Assistance Provider to work on a research-to-practice project promoting young children’s early literacy learning. The successful applicant will be responsible for providing technical assistance and training to early intervention and preschool special education practitioners at both state and local levels, assisting in literacy-based project activities, and related duties. The applicant will be expected to provide training using the professional development model used by the project.

The position requires frequent out-of-state travel.

The successful applicant must have a master’s or doctorate degree in early intervention or preschool education with expertise in early literacy or language development for children ages birth to 5 years.

Experience in professional development is preferred.

The position includes a liberal fringe benefits package, including paid health insurance and retirement. Applicants should send a letter of interest, resume, and salary history to Dr. Tracy Masiello via jobs@puckett.org, or via regular mail to 8 Elk Mountain Rd., Asheville, NC 28804.

Caregivers/ Nanny EXPERIENCED NANNY NEEDED • For two toddler girls, Montford area.

Required: Nonsmoker.

Preferred: Bi-Lingual.

Contact: Rachel Keener 727-563-5763, rachel.keener@ catalinamarketing.com

Professional/ Management EDUCATION CENTER ADMINISTRATOR Full-time salaried position available for dynamic, team-oriented individual. • Position includes management of students and student records, class preparation and coordination, facilitation of continuing education program, event planning and networking. • Must be personable and professional, have excellent verbal and written communication skills, be naturally organized and detail oriented, and able to multi-task efficiently. • Must have measurable management experience and be computer fluent.

Salary: $24,000 plus benefits (paid holidays, vacation and sick days).

Resume to Center for Massage, 530 Upper Flat Creek Rd., Weaverville, NC 28787 or email Lindsay@ centerformassage.com Stokton Global Trading needs production managers. No sales.

This is a part-time opportunity that could be long-term (up to 24 months). Contract.

Stable income from $1,200 per month. Visit us at: http://stokton.org/vacan cies.html

Arts/Media FEMALE NUDE MODELS Tasteful, artistic photography. • $15/hour.

Must be 18 years. Tom: 252-8320.

Teaching/Education FULL-TIME MATH INSTRUCTOR Hanger Hall School is seeking a fulltime Math Instructor for grades 6-8. Certified teacher preferred. Email letter of interest, resume and references to brigittab@hangerhall.org

Jobs Wanted ATTENTION SMALL BUSINESSES Semi-retired CPA seeks part-time work.

Reasonable. 206-1157.

ELDERLY HOME CARE By mature female. Asheville area. Experienced. Great references. 686-5634..

Career Training EARN YOUR MASTER’S DEGREE in Integrated Teaching Through the Arts in Asheville. Close to home and only one weekend a month. No GRE or MAT required. Lesley University is America’s top teacher of teachers. Contact Jacinta White at 888-608-8463 or at jwhite14@lesley.edu

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Call now! 1-800-532-6546 Ext. 97 www.continentalacademy.c om (AAN CAN) UNDERCOVER SHOPPERS Get paid to shop. Retail and dining establishments need undercover clients to judge quality and customer service. Earn up to $100/day. Please call 1800-720-0576.

Business Opportunities AMAZING OPPORTUNITY! I give out this phone number, and make money: 1-712432-0211 access code: 439281#. • Then call Maureen: (828) 779-5883.

ATTENTION SERIOUS ENTREPRENEURS Rep personal development product. • Achieve goals. • Live your dream life! • Executive income potential.

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BIZ OP • Want to purchase minerals and other oil/gas interest. Send details to: PO Box 13557, Denver, CO 80201

GREEN TECH COMPANY Seeking caring leaders to educate 4.2 billion cell phone users about the harmful effects of electromagnetic radiation (EMF). Work from home, part or full-time. Call 1888-458-1670 or email mybioprohealth@ gmail.com

LEARN VIETNAMESE/ASIAN COOKING • Tired of the same old food? Learn to prepare healthy and nutritious food. www.seasiancookingeasy.c om

Mind, Body, Spirit Announcements

Health & Fitness ADVERTISE YOUR BUSINESS in 111 alternative newspapers like this one. Over 6 million circulation every week for $1200. No adult ads. Call Rick at 202-289-8484.

(AAN CAN) PREGNANT CONSIDERING ADOPTION? • Talk with caring agency specializing in matching birthmothers with families nationwide • Living expenses paid. Call 24/7 • Abby’s One True Gift Adoptions • 1-866-4136293. (AAN CAN)

2009 WRITER’S WORKOUTS Announcing the September and October Writer’s Workouts, Posana Restaurant Meeting Room, Asheville. Nonfiction, fiction, poetry; 5-hour group sessions, $150. • Beginning writers, September 24 or October 1; • Intermediate, September 25 or October 2; • Advanced, September 26 or October 3. • Contact Kevin McIlvoy, (828) 3184456. • McIlvoy is a nationally recognized creative writing teacher. kmcilvoy54@yahoo.com GESTALT THERAPY: AN INTENSIVE TRAINING SERIES Offered by the Appalachian Gestalt Training Institute (AGTI) in partnership with the Gentle Bio-Energetics Institute. • For professionals and nonprofessionals alike. • Enhance your existing therapy practice using Gestalt theory and techniques • Deepen personal growth, emphasizing whole personal awareness. • 8 Saturday sessions: September 2009-May 2010 (60 contact hours). • Location: Gentle BioEnergetics Institute, Asheville, NC. • Cost: $695.

• For more information regarding training or registration (by September 1), please visit the AGTI website: www.agti.org or call: (828) 508-4539.

STAY RELAXED. Massage therapy at your home/office.

1/2 or 1-hour appointments. Call Sarah Whiteside, LMBT#4741, (828) 279-1050. sarahsgolf@charter.net

Counseling Services $20-$40* • AFFORDABLE ACUPUNCTURE *Sliding scale. South Asheville near Earth Fare. 5 Allen Avenue, Suite B. (828) 687-8747. www.livingpoints.net

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Classes & Workshops

SHOJI SPA & LODGE • 7 DAYS A WEEK Looking for the best therapist in town—- or a cheap massage? Soak in your outdoor hot tub; experience the invigorating cold plunge; then get the massage of your life! 26 massage therapists. 2990999. www.shojiretreats.com

COMPASSIONATE COUNSELING. Licensed, 25 years experience healing childhood issues, relational conflict, anxiety, depression, anger management, substance abuse. Medicaid, BC/BS. Affordable sliding fee. Guy Morganstein, LPC. 828-337-7549.

Spiritual MORE THAN HOPE! • ASK NINA Psychic Nina, the Auracle of Asheville: (828) 253-7472 or email: asknina@excite.com #1 AFFORDABLE MASSAGE CENTER Best rates in town! $29/hour. Therapeutic Massage: • Deep Tissue • Swedish • Sports • Trigger Point. Also offering: • Acupressure • Energy Work • Reflexology • Classes.

Call now for your appointment: • 10 Biltmore Plaza, 505-7088. Asheville. thecosmicgroove.com ••ABSOLUTELY INCREDIBLE MASSAGE!•• Perfect pressure! Caring, intuitive, professional therapist. Tranquil sanctuary just 3 blocks from Greenlife & downtown! Reasonable rates, Open Mon thru Sat., 9am to 7 p.m. by appt. only Brett Rodgers LMBT #7557. www.vitalitymassage.net (828) 255-4785. $35 MASSAGE- Say goodbye to stress for less.

Call to book a wonderful, therapeutic massage.LMT # 7113. 828-275-5497.

BEST MASSAGE IN ASHEVILLE Deep tissue, sports massage, Swedish, esalen. Available in/out. Jim Haggerty, LMBT# 7659. Call (828) 545-9700. www.jhmassage.com MASSAGE/MLD Therapeutic massage, $45/hour. Manual lymph drainage, $65/hour.

Lymphedema treatment, $45-$65/hour. 15+ years experience. 828-299-4105.

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MEDIA SERVICES Audio and Video Recording of Musical, Instructional and Literary Sources Performance & Public Speaking Enhancement Tools

828-335-9316 • amrmediastudio.com • Visa/MC

PSYCHIC, INTUITIVE FAERIE READINGS Loving guidance from Faeries, Guardian Angels and Spirit Guides to illuminate your life’s path. (828) 645-2674. www.davidswing.com

Natural Alternatives HOLISTIC IRIDOLOGY® Fascinating detailed Iris Analysis, Bio-Chemistry Analysis, Cardiovascular Screening, and Meridian Kinesiology for ‘Total Health Assessment’ with effective Natural and Holistic Therapies, BioDetoxification programs, Advanced Energy Healing.

Call Jane Smolnik, ND, Iridologist at (828) 777JANE (5263) for appointment or visit UltimateHealing.com

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Musical Services AFFORDABLE RECORDING IN ASHEVILLE Special: 8 hours for $140! Awardwinning, radio-quality production. Pro tools, laidback environment. Image consulting, design and photography also at rock bottom prices. 828-4131145.

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AMR STUDIO Audio mastering, mixing and recording. • Musical, literary and instructional services. • Tunable performance room, on-site video available. Visa/MC. (828) 335-9316. amrmediastudio.com ASHEVILLE’S WHITEWATER RECORDING Full service studio services since 1987. • Mastering • Mixing and Recording. • CD/DVD duplication at the best prices. (828) 684-8284 • www.whitewaterrecordin g.com MAKE MUSIC! GuitarPiano- Drums- BassSinging- Banjo- Mandolin lessons created for you/your child’s interest.

Experienced, enthusiastic instructor, Erik… 828-2425032.

Equipment For Sale GIBSON LES PAUL STUDIO, faded brown, burstbucker pro pickups, excellent condition w/case $650. 828 670-6337.

Roland TD3 drum module for electronic drums .6 months light use. Like new condition $250. 828-5953883.

Washburn B-16 Banjo: I am selling my baby. She is about 6 years old. Normal wear on the head and some rusting on the brackets.

Hard shell case included. $800, obo. dbanjo@gmail.com

Musicians’ Bulletin Experienced Drummer Needed to support new indie album release. Once a week rehearsals. Contact: elmomartin@verizon.net Lead Instrumentalist Needed Groove Band: Well rehearsed, four piece, playing fun dance groove.

Sing/play multiple instruments w/presence, flair, energy. Call Rex 2436888.

Need Bass Player and Drummer for blues/rock band. No rock stars please..call Rob@ (828) 667-8585.

Prime Tyme Band Progressive Pop, R&B, Light rock band auditioning for Bass & Keyboard must be versital, no stereotypes or drugs need call 828-505 7066.

Let’s wake up the world.™

Earn your Master’s Degree in Integrated Teaching Through the Arts in Asheville, close to home and only one weekend a month. No GRE or MAT required. Lesley University is America’s top teacher of teachers. Contact Jacinta White at 888-608-8463 or at jwhite14@lesley.edu

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Pet Xchange

Lost Pets LEO friendly, adult male,microchipped Siamese mix cat missing from Riverside Cemetery/Montford area.

Blue eyes, black nose. 2547458, sylvia.robin@gmail.com LOST YOUR PET? FOUND A PET? Call Asheville Humane Society, (828) 253-6807, to fill out a missing or found pet report. Visit 72 Lee’s Creek Road, Asheville. www.ashevillehumane.or g SERENA • Long-haired, beige/brown Himalayan cat, flea collar, no ID tag, microchipped. Missing 7/22 Alpine Mountain Swannanoa. Owner heartbroken. Reward.

(828)686-8301.

ENGLISH BULLDOG PUPPY for adoption to a huge animal lovers home. She is 12 weeks old. For more details email kelvingeorge1903@hotmail. com FIND THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE! Cats, dogs, & other small animals available for adoption at Asheville Humane Society • 72 Lee’s Creek Road • Asheville, NC • (828) 2536807 www.ashevillehumane.or g

Pets for Adoption Adopt Gracie 3-year-old black female cat, spayed, current on rabies, needs loving home. Call 828 2986600. Small adoption fee.

BROTHER WOLF CANINE RESCUE Save a dog’s life!

Adopt from Brother Wolf Canine Rescue. 458-7778. www.bwcr.org

BUTTERS IS WAITING Meet Butters, a poodle mix.

Butters is available for adoption through Brother Wolf Animal Rescue. Call 458-7778 for more information or see all our adoptable friends at www.bwar.org

GET LUCKY! Lucky is a Norwegian Elkhound who is searching for a loving home. He is 8 years old and left homeless since his owner died. Brother Wolf Animal Rescue is a nonprofit dog and cat rescue group that is dedicated to helping abandoned dogs and cats find their forever homes. The adoption fee is $125; all animals are spayed/neutered, up to date on shots and microchipped.

Visit www.bwar.org or call 458-7778.

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HARLEY Male/Neutered Hound/ Mix 1 year 3 months, I.D. #5296596 LIBBY Male, Domestic Longhair/ Mix 4 months.

I.D. #7767046 BAZOOKA JOE Male Terrier, Pit Bull/Mix 1 year.

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Appliances AFFORDABLE APPLIANCES • Stoves • Refrigerators/Freezers • Washers • Dryers • Repairs • Pickup/Delivery • Se Habla Espanol • Preguntale Por Bonnie: (828) 2587355. Uncle Joe’s Used Appliances Appliances: • Fridgidaire energy saving front load washer/dryer. Excellent condition. $600. • Danby 1/2 size portable dishwasher. Paid $475 in 2007, selling for $250.

Excellent condition, things come out extremely clean.

• Homelite 18 inch electric lawnmower. Used a handful of times excellent condition, quiet, no fumes. $100.

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HELP MAX FIND HIS FOREVER HOME Max is a Dachshund who would love to be your dog. Brother Wolf Animal Rescue is a nonprofit dog and cat rescue group that is dedicated to helping abandoned dogs and cats find their forever homes. Adoption fee, $125; all animals are spayed/neutered, up to date on shots and microchipped.

Visit www.bwar.org or call 458-7778.

SWEET 8 YEAR OLD LAB Shots current, needs a new home where he can be an outside pet. He is an absolute love, but we live in a small house downtown, and have only a small yard, and he is not a happy inside dog. He is great with kids and everyone. He is very smart, and knows numerous commands. He would be a great farm dog.

Small adoption fee to a good home. brewfish4@charter.net

TRIXIE is a Heeler mix puppy who is searching for her forever home. Brother Wolf Animal Rescue is a non-profit dog and cat rescue group that is dedicated to helping abandoned dogs and cats find their forever homes.

The adoption fee is $125; all animals are spayed/neutered, up to date on shots and microchipped.

Visit www.bwar.org or call 458-7778.

LUNA 2 year old wellbehaved Dalmatian mix.

She needs a loving family to live with. Good with kids as well as other animals including cats. danielavazpour@ hotmail.com

Pet Services ASHEVILLE PET SITTERS Dependable, loving care while you’re away.

Reasonable rates. Call Sandy Ochsenreiter, (828) 258-0942 or 215-7232.

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LIFE WITHOUT PAROLE! End cruel and dangerous constant chaining of dogs in NC! Lobby your state reps to reintroduce legislation addressing dog chaining.

For information, contacts and downloads, visit www.crittersong.org

Vehicles For Sale

Autos 1971 Ford Bronco Fourwheel drive. Sage green/white exterior. Fully restored 5 years ago. New engine and carburetor.

Great condition. $5700. Call (208)720-8386.

1994 Honda Civic Ex Coupe 5-speed, 190K miles, tires 90%, moon roof, after market speakers/sub/amp, clean in and out, alloys, power windows, A/C, solid daily car. $2000. 615-403-2914.

2002 Toyota Prius Average 42 mpg in city! W/ GPS, CD. 117K miles. Excellent condition, Up to date w/ service. $8000 obo.

(828)335-5321.

2004 Subaru Forester 2.5x 71K miles, good condition, $8500. Call 828-290-9491, leave email on message for pics .

DUNE BUGGY Seeking Street legal dune buggy in good condition. Call 2755650.

Trucks/Vans/SUVs 1979 Ford F-100. 300 ci. 3 on the tree. New vinyl upholstered seat. Good tires. (828) 505-3752.

2001 Toyota Tacoma SR5 Red w/grey interior, good condition, towing package, rhino liner,5-speed, 4WD,a lloy wheels, cd player, power windows,cruise control, AC,,209,900 miles. $6,900. Aaron 828-5519250

1998 Ford Mustang One owner. Like new. Great car! $3500. For more info, call 828-685-3709 or 828-3881819 before 9pm.

Chevrolet S-10 4x4 Pickup One owner with 107K miles. Has good tires but needs AC charged and new brake pads. $2,800.

545-3146.

1999 Honda EX 4 dOOr sedan 175,000 miles, leather interior, pw, pd, sunroof $4800.00. 2808986

Toyota 4Runner 4x4 2005, SR5, V6, 5sp, at,tow pkg, Excellent cond, gray, 66k, price reduced.$17,985.

Don, 828-551-1113.

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Fishing Boat ‘94 Evinrude 9.9 14ft Aluminum SemiV boat with trailer. Rod holders, trolling motor.

Ready to fish! $2000 OBO. 828-777-2540

Automotive Services WE’LL FIX IT AUTOMOTIVE • Honda and Acura repair.

Half price repair and service. ASE and factory certified. Located in the Weaverville area. Please call 828-275-6063 for appointment.

For Sale

Antiques & Collectibles Immaculate 8mm Revere Movie Projector, 1960s.

Works well, new bulb, very retro. $15 takes it home.

Call Rick @ 232-0905.

Quilts and Quilt Tops 4 antique quilts $15 each, 3 quilt tops $10 each. $50 for all. Call Rick @ 232-0905.

Zenith Vintage Radio in excellent condition. Works but cord needs replacement. Great vintage collectible! Only $150. Call 828-891-7119.

Wanted Woman’s Mountain Bike Looking for inexpensive, used mountain bike in good condition. Please call Shane at 828-357-8401. Will pay $100 max.

Sales

Epson Perfection Scanner - $25. Flatbed scanner works perfectly—no scratches. Have CD. Email blackmor@gmail.com if interested.

Yard Sales

Toshiba Satellite Pro Laptop 160 GB hard drive w/Microsoft Office 2007 installed! Great Buy $650 cash. (828) 669 8645.

Boats/Watercraft

Smoke HEALTH-E Cigarettes. Kick the habit but still “smoke”. Nicotine free. Looks and feels like a real cigarette. Complete kit.

Only $49.99. Go to: www.PTVDEALS.com (ANN CAN)

Computers

HP LaserJet 4L. Excellent condition. Extra print cartridge. $50.00 Owner/Operator’s Manual.

(828) 505-3752. OK to leave message.

2001 Chevy Cavalier 115,234 miles. Great condition! Power locks/windows, cruise control, remote keyless entry. Trying to pay for tuition! $3750. Call Melissa (252)562-4432

General Merchandise

Building Supplies Oak Ridge Textured Roof Shingles. One complete bundle. Chateau green. $15.00 OBO. (828) 5053752.

Furniture Bar with Stools Has brass foot rail, two stools, built in wine rack, glass rack and locking cabinet. Sacrificing for $750. Call 828-891-7119.

DRESSMAKER’S WORK TABLE 7’X4’ on folding metal legs. Made from solid wood door w/smooth laminate surface. $250, good for 30 years.

650-6404.

Elegant Coffee Table with 4 slate insets, and two end tables also with slate insets. Only $200. Call 828891-7119.

Formal Dining Set Carpathian double pedestal formal dining table with 8 upholstered chairs. Asking $1800, paid over $3600.

Practically brand new! Call 828-891-7119.

MATTRESSES Pillow-top: queen $250, king $350 • Extra firm: queen $175, king $275 • Full: $150 • Twin: $99. New, in plastic.

828-277-2500.

Lawn & Garden Edger/Trimmer 9 inch 4 horsepower extra blades.

828-645-3396 after 5pm.

Medical Supplies Optium Diabetic Test Strips 50 strips per box.

40+ boxes. $5.00 per box.

(828) 505-3752.

Multi Family/Street Yard Sale Come check out the goods! Sat. Aug. 22. Huge sale, just off Blue Ridge Road in Black Mountain; Julian Dr. & Wolf Creek Drive. Starts at 8 am - until.

3 Family Yard Sale Sat. 8/22, 8am-1pm at the Beaverdam Fire Dept in North Asheville. Great Prices! 828-253-5820.

Two Family Sale 8/21 & 8/22 at 115 Oakland Rd, Biltmore Ave to Victoria to Oakland Rd. Furniture, kitchen, lamps, bedding, misc. 828-333-0208.

Woodland Hills Fri/Sat 8/28-8/29 8am-2pm Indoors, 3 Squirrel Hill Rd. off New Stock Road.

Household items,art,collectibles, clothes, jewelry, patio set, xmas, more.

Yard Sale, Saturday 8/22 69 Bear Creek Rd, W.Asheville, 9-1:00. Great stuff: antique p.o. mailbox, fabric, yarn, rugs, size/small clothing, dishes, books, linens, etc.

Adult A MAN’S DESIRE Let us relax and de-stress you! • Steamy Summer Specials, call for details. MondaySaturday, 9am-9pm.

Incall/outcall. (Lic#0800020912). • (828) 9897353.

A WOMAN’S TOUCH Ask us about our “Summer Special”. • “We’re all about you!”. Call 275-6291.

MEET SEXY SINGLES by phone instantly! Call (828) 239-0006. Use ad code 8282. 18+ A PERSONAL TOUCH Asheville. • Ask about our Hot Summer Specials!

Incall/outcall: 713-9901.

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(828) 456-6600 (828) 649-0180

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828-225-5555 Colleen Welty, CSAC • Addiction Counseling • Anger Management

Guy Morganstein, LPC • Couples Counseling • Adolescent & Families

Lindy Lee Monteleone, LPC • Child & Adolescent Therapist

Hand Delivering Good Work To Homebodies & Busybodies Anywhere in Asheville If you have space outdoors where you’d wish to receive a massage, let me know!

I utilize aspects of several modalities and approaches to better facilitate relaxation, moving through energetic blocks, releasing pain and healing.

Travis Jackson, LMBT #4393 For an appt. call (828) 772-0719 or e-mail eyes-of-the-world-massage@hotmail.com

Adult and Child Medicaid/Health Choice BC-BS • Sliding Scale

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