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The crash of 312 South A Streetâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s artists and gallery (Blast, â&#x20AC;&#x153;End of A Street?,â&#x20AC;? April 1) was indeed a blow to the finer growth within Santa Rosa. The hope is to return, reengage, continue where we left off. We certainly are capable of our individual pursuit, yet the beauty of our togetherness equaled more than the sum of our actsâ&#x20AC;&#x201D;it worked quantumfold! There was nothing like this unique group of artists to bring about beneficial social reshaping within our neck of civilization. In our time together, we spanned outward into the community in novel, healthy ways that will not be forgotten, and it continues ever outward. I miss this group I was privileged to be part of. I grew from our shared endeavors. To have been a part of this history has been an honor. May we all continue to give and receive and never forget this time in our lives where we worked together and participated in creating the concept and practice of the amalgamation of talents. With heartfelt warmth to my friends and hope that our ideas continue.

Your article â&#x20AC;&#x153;Grapes and Class Warfareâ&#x20AC;? (April 29) seems a bit inaccurate. While the writer bemoans the injustice of the migrants and their average salary of $9 an hour working in the grape fields, the article seems to neglect the various taxpayer-funded social services available to these workers that are not available to the average working citizen. In Napa County, there are special farmworker homes and special reduced-rate rents available. There are also low-cost health clinics that cater to the low-income, non-English-speaking population. Contrast this to a single mother who has been a U.S. citizen her entire life, working at a big-box retailer for the same pay, and the inequities begin to show. We have record high unemployment in California. Maybe the incentive to hire illegal, underthe-table workers should be taken away?

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146 issues and counting, some of them dated â&#x20AC;&#x153;summer,â&#x20AC;? others â&#x20AC;&#x153;mid-January through Marchâ&#x20AC;?â&#x20AC;&#x201D;did a little bit more digging than I did when Sakowicz first appeared in our pages in 2008. For example, she discovered a series of 13 Boston Globe articles from 1992 involving Sakowiczâ&#x20AC;&#x201D;including a printed admission in the Globe that cocaine addiction had led him astray in the late â&#x20AC;&#x2122;80s when he embezzled $20,000 from a Baltimore investment clubâ&#x20AC;&#x201D;that made her question his background. She already knew that his most recent paid position was as a guard at the Mendocino County Jail, an unusual job for someone who regularly claimed in print that he is the former owner of an offshore â&#x20AC;&#x153;multi-billion dollar hedge fund,â&#x20AC;? Battle Mountain Research Group. Bosk soon interested Anderson Valley Advertiser reporter Tim Stelloh in the story,

andâ&#x20AC;&#x201D;as printed in the April 22 and 29, 2009, issues of the AVAâ&#x20AC;&#x201D; he found no records for Sakowicz with the Securities and Exchange Commission or the New York Stock Exchange, and no affiliation with the financial firm Spear, Leeds & Kellogg often listed on his rĂŠsumĂŠ. Treated as a crank by radio station management, Bosk contacted me with her findings. I listened to her as though slipping down the proverbial rabbit hole. I couldnâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t even take any notes as she spoke, I was so upended by what I heard and then by what I read. Through extensive investigation and in conversations with those who know him, a different picture of John Sakowicz began to emerge. It appears that I, and the Bohemian, should have been more diligent. First of all, I apologize. Second of all, hereâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s how it happened. & &

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esearch has revealed little solid documentation to support Sakowiczâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s self-described history on Wall Street trading f loors and firms. Digging did turn up confirmation that he was shortly employed by Swiss banking giant UBS. He was taken on in 2004 as an â&#x20AC;&#x153;unregistered

trainee,â&#x20AC;? a spot described by former UBS branch manager David M. Fritz, who signed the offer letter, as an â&#x20AC;&#x153;entry-level position.â&#x20AC;? He left shortly thereafter. There is little to back up the claim of his ownership in Battle Mountain Research Group save for a document from UBS granting him the right, in 2005, to liquidate his ownership position. His attorney and business partner, Steve Schechtman, clarifies that there are â&#x20AC;&#x153;no public recordsâ&#x20AC;? related to Sakowiczâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s alleged Cayman Islandâ&#x20AC;&#x201C;based hedge fund, mentioning Cayman tax and secrecy laws and saying that he has an â&#x20AC;&#x153;an obligation to keep the records confidential.â&#x20AC;?

All the credentials looked great. He wrote well, too. Our investigation yielded no confirmation of employment with the top-tier Wall Street firms that Sakowicz has repeatedly listed in his past: Dean Witter Reynolds, Colonial Management Associates, Merrill Lynch and Alex Brown & Sons. There was nothing filed on him with the Financial Industry Regulatory Authority, and no evidence of the Series 7 license required for his industry. Ultimately, save that short stint with UBS, neither the Bohemian nor the Anderson Valley Advertiser, according to its recently published accounts, was able to confirm Sakowiczâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s employment with any other financial institution. Granted, many, like Dean Witter Reynolds, have been swallowed by larger firms. And that â&#x20AC;&#x153;multibillion dollarâ&#x20AC;? Battle Mountain Research Group hedge fund was ostensibly dissolved shortly after the United States changed its relationship with the Cayman Islands in 2004 to allow greater transparency, its records sealed under the old rules. But most institutions just had simply never heard of him. I called the Institute for Public Accuracy and spoke to Sam Husseini at its D.C. offices. Sakowicz claims that the IPA did an extensive background check on him before taking him on their â&#x20AC;&#x153;expertâ&#x20AC;? roster. How did they conduct that? â&#x20AC;&#x153;We didnâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t do a background check on him,â&#x20AC;? Husseini admits. â&#x20AC;&#x153;Heâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s a self-nominated expert. People who knock on our door are an extreme minority. I checked with Norman [Solomon], and he only had words of praise for the Bohemian. I sent a few of Johnâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s articles to some economists and asked if his content was reasonable. They said yeah.â&#x20AC;? Well, let the circle be broken. It appears that Sakowicz, while talented at understanding and predicting the economic moonscape, does not have the exact background he claims to have, one that we underscored by repeatedly printing it at the end of his articles. A credible publication cannot publish the works of writers whose credentials cannot withstand scrutiny. John Sakowicz will no longer be writing for us. THE BOHEMIAN

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The release form explains that the relationship between Wal-Mart and the clinic, aptly called Quick Health, is one of â&#x20AC;&#x153;landlord and tenant.â&#x20AC;? Wal-Mart simply loans its reputation and real estate. Since people have caught on to having their oil changed at WalMart, why not have a wart or two removed? Enough people make use of the clinic that they, too, can afford to offer rock-bottom prices that no health facility can rival. As I fill out my chart, I canâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t help but feel that I am not only privy to, but an agent for, corporate dominance. After reading the ingredients in the Valentineâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s candy on display 10 feet from my chair, I am ushered in to see a jovial doctor who takes his time listening to my symptoms, my lungs and my heartbeat. He nods understandingly as I gently plea for no additional tests. He tells me I have a mild case of bronchitis and explains how to use the inhaler. He prescribes an antibiotic and, when I lament the inevitable yeast infection, he instructs me on how to make my own yogurt. And here is where I experience the guilt. I realize that I bear judgment in my psyche the way children bear dirty hands. Given the circumstances of crisis capitalism and curiosity, respectively, maybe itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s only natural. Iâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;d assumed that a doctor who worked for a clinic associated with Wal-Mart couldnâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t have progressive ideas. Perhaps I am justified in condemning the store as an emblem of exploitation, but surely I must remember that the human experience is not plastic, but organic, nuanced, complex. After all, might someone be judging me for coming here in the first place, despite my informed objection? An hour after arrival, Iâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;ve been seen by a doctor, had my prescription filled, and even picked up a pack of pensâ&#x20AC;&#x201D;all for less than a brand-new pair of Nikes. As I head out into the brightly lit parking lot, I realize that this has been the easiest, most gratifying (and sociologically fascinating) trip to the doctor Iâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;ve ever experienced. I realize that when it comes down to itâ&#x20AC;&#x201D;it being my thin wallet, of course, and, well, my healthâ&#x20AC;&#x201D;there is really no way of getting around the truth. Wal-Mart did not save my life. But damn if it didnâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t give me what every hard-working American deserves. And damn if I didnâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t feel, dare I even say it, lucky. Jessica Dur teaches English and history at Nonesuch School in Sebastopol and is looking forward to traveling around Turkey this summer. Open Mic is now a weekly feature in the Bohemian. We welcome your contribution. To have your topical essay of 700 words considered for publication, write openmic@bohemian.com.

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s another spring takes hold and edges into the onset of summer, Bay Area chanterelle hunters have rarely been so let down. Due in part to the tardiness of the autumn rains as well as the bone-dry January, the harvest this year, especially in Marin County, was among the worst on record, according to veteran collectors. But in some regions, low rainfall is the least of the problems affecting chanterelle output. If there is one thing Cantharellus californicusâ&#x20AC;&#x201D;only recently named as suchâ&#x20AC;&#x201D;needs more than water, itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s oak trees, but the oaks are vanishing. The disappearance comes at the hands of humans as well as a microscopic pathogen, Phytophthora ramorum, which causes the infamous sudden oak death in three species of oaks and their relative, the tanoak. Sudden oak death has hit Marin County particularly hard. David Campbell of San Rafael, who once sat as president of the Mycological

Society of San Francisco, has hunted chanterelles every season in Marin for 25 years. In those decades he has isolated scores of favorite patches in which the mushrooms reliably fruit, but about five years ago Campbell first observed a lag in chanterelle production. About the same time, he began noticing sick trees on his regular mushroom hikes. Two to three years ago, he recalls, they appeared to be dying. By 2008, so many oaks had fallen across the trails that hiking through the remote woods became nearly impossible along some trails, and today most of Campbellâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s favorite sites have withered and died. Campbell has collected hundreds of pounds of chanterelles in winters past, but this year was as bad as they get. â&#x20AC;&#x153;I got zero,â&#x20AC;? he says. â&#x20AC;&#x153;Virtually all my patches are now done.â&#x20AC;? There is little hope of developing a cure for sudden oak death, according to Matteo Garbelotto, a UC Berkeley professor and specialist in forest pathology and mycology. â&#x20AC;&#x153;Weâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;re looking at something thatâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s not going

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says that, although her favorite chanterelle patches are still uninfected by sudden oak death, this winter was the second worst in her memory. She reeled in only a quarterton, what is essentially a crop failure compared to her long-term seasonal average of 3,000 pounds. She attributes the meager harvest to the dry spring of 2008, the late fall rains and a rainless January.

While drought conditions simply put mushroom appearance on hiatus, land development outright kills it.

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But while drought conditions simply put mushroom appearance on hiatus, land development outright kills it, and in the past decade Green has watched roughly 200 acres of Northern California chanterelle countryâ&#x20AC;&#x201D;including some trees as old as 400 yearsâ&#x20AC;&#x201D;go under to the progress of the wine industry. Other mushroom lovers also point the finger at the wine industry. Ken Litchfield, an organic farmer in the East Bay hills and a mushroom hobbyist and lecturer, feels that sudden oak death is an easy culprit at which to point the finger, but grapevines, he says, are far deadlier. â&#x20AC;&#x153;Bulldozing oak trees for subdivisions and vineyards,â&#x20AC;? Litchfield quips, â&#x20AC;&#x153;now that is literal â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;sudden oak death.â&#x20AC;&#x2122;â&#x20AC;? But Green has observed a recent deceleration in North Bay vineyard plantings, and, sure enough, according to data provided by the Wine Institute, growers in Marin, Sonoma and Napa counties planted over 1,300 acres of vines in 2006. Some almost certainly replaced oak groves, but in 2007 the conversion slowed; in the same region, just 400 new acres of wine grapes took root. â&#x20AC;&#x153;Our economy seems to be taking care of the development problem,â&#x20AC;? Green notes. As the blazing North Bay summer approaches, Green hopes for one last deluge of rain to dampen the soil and give the dormant chanterelles one final shot of juice to pull them through the dry season. Ironically, however, in regions affected by sudden oak death, rainfall in the warmer months like May is exactly what Phytophthora ramorum needs to spread outward to new hosts, experts say. And for chanterelles in parts of Marin County, it seems theyâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;re damned if it rains and damned if it donâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t.

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ouâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;re traveling through another dimensionâ&#x20AC;&#x201D;a dimension not only of sight and sound, but of mind. A journey into a wondrous land whose boundaries are that of imagination. Thatâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s a signpost up ahead. Your next stop: um . . . La vie Boheme. With all due apologies to Rod Serling, join us in pretending that itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s a full moon on a recent Friday night. Pretend that you can zip from one area of the North Bay to the other without spending more than a minute. That your powers of endurance for physical activity and late-night french fry consumption are miraculous. That making out in three counties in just one hour is doable. That you love to bowl. That biking straight uphill is fun. Travel with us to the other dimension that is one rock-solid night of North Bay pleasures.â&#x20AC;&#x201D;G.G.

5:30pm: Happy Hour! The refuge of the barstool is the reliable stuff of Irish lore: the comforting slide on up, the slat to

hook heels, the soft sticky burnish under elbows, the surrounding buzz of anonymous conversation, the bloody great late-afternoon deals. A week that included several unpleasant attorney-borne surprises, several resultant stress-pimples, a few thousands extra words, two parties, one public presentation and not enough yoga is one thatâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s gotta end with something happy, if even for just an hour. And so the comforting slide on up, the hooking of heels, the agreement that wellâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s OKâ&#x20AC;&#x201D; top shelf not neededâ&#x20AC;&#x201D;the mere $3 spent, the free food heated up and cooling in butane-fired pans . . . all of it, happy. A sip, a look around, a nice nudge in the ribs of the pal nearby, another sip, the warmth spreads and a brain flush begins taking with it the attorneys, surprises, words, parties, publicâ&#x20AC;&#x201D; everything but the pimples. But in this light, looking at the mirror behind the bar just so, even they begin to fade as the week leaches lightly away. â&#x20AC;&#x201D;G.G.

6:05pm: The Tunnels A nice happy hour buzz is floating through the bloodstream, but stepping through the barroom doors and into the cruel light of day brings on the realization that itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s still not dark yet. Thereâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s one way to fix that: by going underground. Time to hit the tunnels.

When the city of Santa Rosa paved over both Santa Rosa and Matanzas creeks to build a new city hall in 1968, little did it realize the diverting activity it created for its more daring residents. The 15-by-15-foot concrete tunnels span two blocks underneath downtown, from E Street to Santa Rosa Avenue, and looking at them from the entrance, they seem to disappear into a dark, empty hell. Take the plunge. Start walking. The graffiti-covered walls get smaller. Visibility diminishes severely. For a length of about 20 steps, directly in the middle, pure darkness surrounds ahead and behind. Keep walking. Breathe deep and absorb every heavy inch of the still, cold silence. Slowly, as if reemerging from a near-death experience, a faint light will appear in the distance. Go toward it. Soon, the cruel light of day shines againâ&#x20AC;&#x201D;except this time, it doesnâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t seem so cruel anymore. Feeling less brave? Along a five-block walk underneath historic old town, Petalumaâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s equivalent tunnels provide light beaming down from storm drains at every block. Strap on those old grubby sneakers, find the creek entrance near Eighth and G streets, and tromp diagonally through the murky underbelly of town. '. THE BOHEMIAN

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7:10pm: Mammy Pleasantâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Beltane Cave

Well-oiled and time-tunneled, tumbling from the void just as the clock strikes 7 oâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;clock, cast into the shadowy sepia bewitchment of an 1890s evening; diceroll lucky, seven for the devil, Celts on the marchâ&#x20AC;&#x201D;and all around goofer dustâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s up, and the mojoâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s working. Itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Mary Ellen â&#x20AC;&#x153;Mammyâ&#x20AC;? Pleasantâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Beltane Ranch near Glen Ellen, more than an hour before dusk on this ancient Gaelic fire-fest evening. Mammy, the eraâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s most powerful voodoo queen, a crone casting spells from her hidden hoodoo cave, has grisgris bags to power up the loves of lives. Legend has it that Mammy engaged in â&#x20AC;&#x153;the black arts,â&#x20AC;? that she sold babies, murdered as many as 49 people, ran brothels, committed fraud, spied through walls on blackmail victims and held unholy powers over the wealthiest San Franciscans. Itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s said, too, that sheâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;d provide best of luck in love and money, for a price. Distant hoodoo music weaves beat for beat through shimmering oak-splattered hills edging up the still-green Mayacamas Mountains. A faint malodor of brimstone accosts oneâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s nostrils. Just might be Mammyâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s â&#x20AC;&#x153;cure-allâ&#x20AC;? potionâ&#x20AC;&#x201D;jimson, honey and sulfurâ&#x20AC;&#x201D;stirred up into a nasty viscous slurry, then rubbed against the black cat arched atop a passing rock, as foot by careful foot the seekers climb mutely to a constant faroff drum beat, all the while still heading up, aiming for Mammy Pleasantâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s cave.

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Later, as night is unveiled, blazing tongues will lap ink from the sky, roiling in fiery merriment, celebrants sweating and entranced, dancing around coastal bonfires. This ancient Beltane fest begins the moment the sun gets extinguished. But for now the seekersâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; mission is darkened by an even more ancient connection to druid priests from whom Beltane first emerged, replete with blood and daggers buried in those sacrificed, calling forth an unholy metempsychosisâ&#x20AC;&#x201D;the transmigration of the soul of the dead into another who is living. Finally, the seekers reach and timidly enter Mammyâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s cave. Their way in marks years distantly pastâ&#x20AC;&#x201D;heading out leads back to the present. Lit candles, burning frankincense, neat piles of bleached bones, heaps and clusters of human hair, and small stout vessels filled with bodily fluids lie arranged at the edges of this womblike sanctum, while in the middle of the space a thin water trickle drips near a familiar webbed gaming device, accompanied atop by its soft, furry little ball. The gris-gris bags are placed around this racket, each for the taking. But where is Mammy, and what price does she expect each of them, ultimately, to pay?â&#x20AC;&#x201D;P.J.P.

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Ba-bump. Ba-bump. Heart pounding, palms sweating. Tennis shoes slapping the firm surface and arms stretching out like gum. Bright lights overhead shine into determined eyes as the cool night breeze floats quietly by. Contact! The racquet hits the yellow ball with a thud, and itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s lobbed up over the net. The arm swings forward following the ballâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s flight. Perfect follow through. Dink! The serve has no pace and hits the net. Fault! A bead of sweat falls onto the lit court as the player wipes it off in anger. The ball is served and smashed back. With a strong forehand, the server serves, and the receiver volleys it. They rally, and the server fails to make a legal return. They play on, and soon there is a winner. Happiness and defeat. The players walk off the court, breathless yet energized. The tennis court lights go out, and soon the only light is the moon and stars in the sky. At the end of the night, the score is 3â&#x20AC;&#x201C;love. Tennis is the only game where you donâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t want any love, even at night.â&#x20AC;&#x201D;H.S. (%

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Boyd Memorial Park B and Missions streets, San Rafael. One lit court. Boyle Park East Blithedale Avenue at East Drive, Mill Valley. Five lit courts. 415.388.6523. Maria B. Freitas Memorial Park Montecito Road at Trellis, San Rafael. Two lit courts. Pioneer Park 1007 Simmons Lane, Novato. Four lit courts. Town Park Pixley at Tamalpais Drive and Eastman Avenue, Corte Madera. Two lit courts.

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Calistoga Stevenson and Grant streets, Calistoga. Four lit courts. Napa High School 2475 Jefferson St., Napa. Two coin-operated lit courts. 707.253.3711. Pacific Union College 1 Angwin Ave., Angwin. Six lit courts. 800.862.7080. St. Helena High School 1401 Grayson Ave., St. Helena. Two lit courts. 707.967.2740. â&#x20AC;&#x201D;H.S.

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11pm: Drunk Dining Cruising down the main drag of the small city, most businesses have already darkened their windows for the night. But standing out in fully-lit glory sits the Destination, the one eatery in the neighborhood offering a late-night meal. The noisy group of friends slip through the door and into the darkened restaurantâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s faux leather booth, giddy and exhilarated from their recent adventures out. The womenâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s bare thighs stick slightly to the well-worn seats as they scoot deeper into its embrace. The dimly lit room is half-full of others like them, creatures of the night searching for sustenance not homemade. As steaming plates are delivered to tables nearby, the friends crane their necks trying to figure out what has been ordered. The group hungrily peruse the menu, each member looking for the late-night meal that will satisfy a personal craving. A midnight breakfast of waffles or omelettes? Would a salad suffice? One lass closes her eyes, momentarily tuning into her hunger and imagining what would magically appear on her plateâ&#x20AC;&#x201D;if she could find it on the menu. A steaming bowl of French onion soup replete with crusty bread forms before her, then disappears like

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Sonoma County Boulevard Lanes 1100 Petaluma Blvd. S., Petaluma. Xtreme Bowling starts at 9pm on Friday and 8pm on Saturday. 707.762.4581. Double Decker Lanes 300 Golf Course Drive, Rohnert Park. Rock â&#x20AC;&#x2122;nâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; Glow Bowling starts at 10pm on Friday and 9pm on Saturday. 707.585.0226. Windsor Bowl 8801 Conde Lane, Windsor. Rock â&#x20AC;&#x2122;nâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; Bowl starts at 8pm on Fridays and Saturdays. 707.837.9889.

Marin County Country Club Bowl 88 Vivian Way, San Rafael. Call for any specials. 415.456.4661.

Napa County Napa Bowl 494 Soscol Ave., Napa. Cosmic Bowling starts at 9pm on Saturday. 707.224.8331. â&#x20AC;&#x201D;G.M.

a Saharan mirage. She opens her eyes and closes her menu. The well-worn waitress approaches. Adding a few â&#x20AC;&#x153;honsâ&#x20AC;? to her patter and stowing her pen behind her ear, she ambles off to the kitchen, where the road map to satiation is clipped into the chefâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s metallic wheel of work. And so they wait, listening to the vapid tunes of the tatty lounge lizardess hoping to fill her near-empty tip jar. The group scrounge deeply in their pockets and purses. The handfuls of change and crumpled bills are passed to the guy at the end of the table closest to the sequineddressed entertainer, and he rises and slips the wad into her jar. The singer beams a tired but bright smile his way, sharing the love they all feel as steaming plates laden with their own desires arrive.â&#x20AC;&#x201D;S.D.

11:35pm: Late-Night Bowling Next up! Twinkletoes! Whereâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Twinkletoes? All right, youâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;re workinâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; off of a strike, so make this one count! No, hey, thatâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s my ball . . . and . . . ooohhhh! A split! Good luck on that one, buddy. Looks like Blue Valentineâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s up next. Put your longneck back on the table, no drinks past the step. OK! Show us what you got! Gutterball! Loser! Yo, Lucky Strike! Youâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;re up. Câ&#x20AC;&#x2122;mon, man, you got two strikes goinâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;. Concentrate. You can do it. Dude, itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s, itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s, itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s . . . strike! Hell, yes! Turkey time! Check the screen! All right, youâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;re in the lead, with Blue Valentine bringing up the rear behind Twinkletoes. Iâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;m gonna go plug the jukebox, Iâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;m tired of hearing â&#x20AC;&#x153;She Thinks My Tractorâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Sexy.â&#x20AC;? No, dude, Iâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;m not playing â&#x20AC;&#x153;Outshined.â&#x20AC;? Hey, you wanna split a milkshake? I just had the meatloaf special, Iâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;m not that hungry. Twinkletoes! Itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s all you, bro. You left the 10. Pick it up and youâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;ll be tied. Donâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t fall down this time and go sliding down the lane. Remember how they yelled at us last time? After that time you bowled two balls at once and broke the ball return? Weâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;re on thin ice around here, we gotta play it cool. Blue Valentineâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s back on the Lord of the Rings pinball machine, so itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;ll be a while. Man, this place smells like cheap perfume. Hey, hon, check out the way your teeth look under the black light. Whatâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s mine look like? I canâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t even see your lips. Whaddya say we get outta hereâ&#x20AC;&#x201D;I know a place we can go. Câ&#x20AC;&#x2122;mon.â&#x20AC;&#x201D;G.M.

Midnight: Inspiration Points The cityâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s beautiful from up here. Switch on the radio. Aaahhh . . . Lisa St. Regis, â&#x20AC;&#x153;Between the Sheets.â&#x20AC;? Cuddle up a little closer. This is where we talk about our dreams, up here on Parker Hill Road in Santa Rosa. Look at the people belowâ&#x20AC;&#x201D;just small, flickering lights, moving slowly through a city that doesnâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t matter. Not now, at least. Weâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;re floating above it all. This is where we gaze at the stars, up here on Pressley Road in Rohnert Park. How infinitesimally small everything is. Even the earth, let alone America. Let alone two lovers in an â&#x20AC;&#x2122;85 VW Rabbit. Not here, at least. Weâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;re just two dots. This is where you run your hand over my arm, up here on the Oakville Grade near Napa. We collapse into each other, our familiar movements made strange and beautiful ('

;PcT=XVWc3X]X]V This is a reprise of our Sept. 3, 2008, roundup of local restaurants open later than 10pm providing something for all budgets, from coffee shops to fine-dining establishments. Many stay open later on Fridays and Saturdays, but only offer an abbreviated menu.

Sonoma County Adelâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Restaurant Coffee shop. $. Breakfast served all day. Open daily until midnight. 456 College Ave., Santa Rosa. 707.578.1003. Barndiva California. $$â&#x20AC;&#x201C;$$$. Slow Food. Open Sunday, Wednesdayâ&#x20AC;&#x201C;Thursday, until 11pm; Fridayâ&#x20AC;&#x201C;Saturday, 11:30pm. 231 Center St., Healdsburg. 707.431.0100. Black Bear Diner $. Full menu, two locations. Open Sundayâ&#x20AC;&#x201C;Thursday until 10pm; Fridayâ&#x20AC;&#x201C;Saturday, midnight. 6255 Commerce Blvd., Rohnert Park. 707.584.8552. Same hours except Fridayâ&#x20AC;&#x201C; Saturday, 11pm. 201 W. Napa St., Sonoma. 707.935.6800. CoCoâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s American. $. Coffee shop. Open Sundayâ&#x20AC;&#x201C;Thursday until 11pm; Fridayâ&#x20AC;&#x201C; Saturday, midnight. 1501 Farmerâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Lane, Santa Rosa. 707.5452626. Flavor California. $â&#x20AC;&#x201C;$$. Fresh and organic. Open Mondayâ&#x20AC;&#x201C;Thursday until 10pm; Fridayâ&#x20AC;&#x201C;Saturday, 11pm. 96 Old Courthouse Square, Santa Rosa. 707.573.9695. Hikuni Sushi Bar & Hibachi Japanese. $$$. Chefs grill at table. Daily until 10:30pm. 4100 Montgomery Drive, Santa Rosa. 707.539.9188. Hopmonk Tavern Pub. $$. Upscale pub. Dinner daily until 9:30pm; bar menu, Thursdayâ&#x20AC;&#x201C;Saturday, midnight. 230 Petaluma Ave., Sebastopol. 707.829.7300. Humble Pie California. $$. Made from scratch at the Black Cat Bar. Open Wednesdayâ&#x20AC;&#x201C;Sunday until midnight; Fridayâ&#x20AC;&#x201C; Saturday, 2am. 10045 Main St., Penngrove, 707.664.8779. La Hacienda Mexican. $$. Family-style MichoacĂĄn. Open until 10pm daily. 134 N. Cloverdale Blvd., Cloverdale. 707.894.9365. Maryâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Pizza Shack Italian. $â&#x20AC;&#x201C;$$. Local pizza chain. All locations open Sundayâ&#x20AC;&#x201C;

Thursday until 10:30pm; Fridayâ&#x20AC;&#x201C;Saturday, 11pm. Those with full bars open until midnight. www.maryspizza.com.

415.331.2600. Left Bank French. $$â&#x20AC;&#x201C;$$$. Authentic French cuisine. Open Sundayâ&#x20AC;&#x201C;Monday until 10pm; Tuesdayâ&#x20AC;&#x201C;Saturday, 11pm. 507 Magnolia Ave., Larkspur. 415.927.3331.

McNearâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Sports bar. $â&#x20AC;&#x201C;$$. Big appetizers, burgers. Open daily; bar menu to midnight. 21 Petaluma Blvd. N., Petaluma. 707.765.2121.

Marin Brewing Co. Pub. $â&#x20AC;&#x201C;$$. Excellent pub grub. Open daily until 11:45pm. 1809 Larkspur Landing Circle, Larkspur. 415.461.4677.

Odyssey Restaurant California/ Mediterranean. $$$â&#x20AC;&#x201C;$$$$. Fine dining. Open Tuesdayâ&#x20AC;&#x201C;Thursday until 10pm; Fridayâ&#x20AC;&#x201C;Saturday, 11pm. 426 Emily Rose Circle, Windsor. 707.836.7600. Risibisi Italian. $$â&#x20AC;&#x201C;$$$. Upscale and urbane. Open Sunday-Thursday until 9:30pm; Fridayâ&#x20AC;&#x201C;Saturday, 10:30pm. 154 Petaluma Blvd. N., Petaluma. 707.766.7600. Russian River Brewing Co. Brewpub. $$. Pizza and brews. Open Mondayâ&#x20AC;&#x201C;Thursday until 11:15pm; Fridayâ&#x20AC;&#x201C;Saturday, 12:15am. 725 Fourth St., Santa Rosa. 707.545.2337.

Piatti Italian. $$â&#x20AC;&#x201C;$$$. Seasonal Italian. Open Sundayâ&#x20AC;&#x201C;Thursday until 10pm; Fridayâ&#x20AC;&#x201C;Saturday, 11pm. 625 Redwood Hwy., Mill Valley. 415.380.2525. Poggio Italian. $$â&#x20AC;&#x201C;$$$. Authentic Italian. Open Sundayâ&#x20AC;&#x201C;Thursday until 10pm; Fridayâ&#x20AC;&#x201C;Saturday, 11pm. 777 Bridgeway, Sausalito. 415.332.7771. Sushi Ran Japanese. $$$$. Fresh catches. Open Sun. until 10:30pm; Mondayâ&#x20AC;&#x201C; Saturday, 11pm. 107 Caledonia St., Sausalito. 415.332.3620.

Semolina Italian. $$â&#x20AC;&#x201C;$$$. Old favorites. Open Sundayâ&#x20AC;&#x201C;Thursday until 10pm; Fridayâ&#x20AC;&#x201C; Saturday, 11pm. 600 E. Washington St., Petaluma. 707.766.6975.

Yet Wah Chinese. $$. Yum. Open Monday until 10pm; Tuesdayâ&#x20AC;&#x201C;Sunday, midnight. 1238 Fourth St., San Rafael. 415.460.9883.

Star Restaurant Diner. $. Huge menu. Extra cops. Open daily until midnight. 8501 Gravenstein Hwy., Cotati. 707.795.8836.

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Starlight Wine Bar Nawâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;lins. $$. New Orleans flair in a former train caboose. Open Tuesdayâ&#x20AC;&#x201C;Thursday until 10pm; Fridayâ&#x20AC;&#x201C;Saturday, 11pm. 6761 Sebastopol Ave., Sebastopol. 707.823.1943. The Girl & the Fig Bistro. $$$. Country French. Open for dinner daily until 10pm; short menu Fridayâ&#x20AC;&#x201C;Saturday, 11pm. 110 W. Spain St., Sonoma. 707.938.3634. Underwood Bar & Bistro Bistro. $$. Classy bistro menu. Open Sundayâ&#x20AC;&#x201C;Thursday until 10pm; bar menu, Fridayâ&#x20AC;&#x201C;Saturday, 11pm. 9113 Graton Road, Graton. 707.823.7023.

Marin County

Bistro Jeanty French. $$$. Rich, homey cuisine. Open daily until 10:30pm. 6510 Washington St., Yountville. 707.944.0103. Bouchon French. $$$. French classics. Open daily until 10:30pm; short menu to 12:30am. 6540 Washington St., Yountville. 707.944.8037. Brannanâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Grill California. $$â&#x20AC;&#x201C;$$$. Creative cuisine. Open Sundayâ&#x20AC;&#x201C;Thursday until 10pm; Fridayâ&#x20AC;&#x201C;Saturday, 10:30pm. 1347 Lincoln Ave., Calistoga. 707.942.2233. C.C. Blue Japanese. $$â&#x20AC;&#x201C;$$$. Sushi. Open Tuesdayâ&#x20AC;&#x201C;Sunday until 10pm; Thursdayâ&#x20AC;&#x201C; Saturday, 11pmâ&#x20AC;&#x201C;2am. 1148 Main St., St. Helena. 707.967.9100. Hydro Bar & Grill Grill. $$. Live music on weekends. Sundayâ&#x20AC;&#x201C;Thursday until 10pm; Fridayâ&#x20AC;&#x201C;Saturday, 11pm. 1403 Lincoln Ave., Calistoga. 707.942.9777.

Benissimo Ristorante & Bar Italian. $$. Neighborhood-style Italian restaurant. Open Sun.â&#x20AC;&#x201C;Thurs. until 10pm; Fridayâ&#x20AC;&#x201C; Saturday, 11pm. 18 Tamalpais Drive, Corte Madera. 415.927.2316. Buckeye Roadhouse American. $$â&#x20AC;&#x201C;$$$. Stellar. Sun. until 10pm; Mondayâ&#x20AC;&#x201C;Thursday, 10:30pm; Fridayâ&#x20AC;&#x201C;Saturday, 11pm. 15 Shoreline Hwy., Mill Valley.

Zuzu Tapas. $$. Food of the Americas. Open Mondayâ&#x20AC;&#x201C;Thursday until 10pm; Fridayâ&#x20AC;&#x201C;Saturday, 11pm. 829 Main St., Napa. 707.224.8555.

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A beach bonfire perfectly combines all of earthâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s elements in a delicate balance: fire, bordered by water, nestled in the earth, and fed by the air. Itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s the ideal Zen moment to enjoy and the perfect party setting for staying up all night to greet the dawn. Only one small flaw mars this plan of planetary perfection. Bonfires are illegal on every beach in Sonoma County. Night access is limited to Schoolhouse and Portuguese beaches for those over 18, and camping gear, which somehow includes blankets, is prohibited. Bonfires are a moot point in Napaâ&#x20AC;&#x201D;no coast. Thankfully, Marin Countyâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s spectacular Pt. Reyes National seashore does allow them. Permits can be obtained the day of the fire fiesta at the Bear Valley Visitors Center and are free. Strict rules and conditions apply, however. If the fire danger is deemed high due to dry conditions and high temperatures, or if winds exceed 30 miles per hour, fires are prohibited. Fire builders can collect driftwood to burn, but are advised to bring their own drier, untreated wood to minimize smoke. Fires cannot exceed three feet at their base, in order to prevent them from growing too tall. They also must be built 30 feet away from any vegetation and below the high tide line if possible, so that the next high tide will wash the ashes and remnants. Fires are quenched with buckets of water, not just buried. Fires covered with sand can continue

to smolder, raising their temperature and causing severe burns to beach walkers who may unknowingly step in them. And lastly, they must be out by midnight. Midnight? So much for staying up and snuggling until the sun also rises.â&#x20AC;&#x201D;S.D.

2:20am: Moonlight Hiking

Walking into darkness. Eyes not yet adjusted. Alarming to open eyes so wide and see nothing. The dark closing in all around the irises. She steps. Foot feels out of place. Gravel slides beneath her hiking boots. Branches jump up out of the forest floor to slap her legs. Thrump-ump, thrump-ump, thrump-ump. Deep the heartbeat reverberates in her ears. The sound makes its way to her brain through a cotton gauze. Her breath is thick with saliva. Her panic subsides as they make their way out of the thicket of trees and into an open meadow in the moonlight. On the crest of the hill, they lay out a blanket. The full moon is bright so that the topography of the landscape is clear. They lay back to look at the stars. The sky is stretched just above their noses, as if that heavy, ethereal canvas had been pulled concave above them, and sags just beyond the tops of their heads and the bottoms of their feet. There is something soothing about this sky. Like each of those tiny lights in the sky, her life is an explosion of fire and fury and electricity. Moments of sadness and fear and excitement stack one on top of another to create the seconds in her hours, the hours in her days, the days in her years. And yet, even with such energy and meaning, her life will simply burn out one day, leaving nothing more than a small impression upon the world she once knew intimately. She then thinks of the impact she makes on the world around her. She tries to speak truthfully and with purpose. But she hasnâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t moved mountains. There will be no history books that tell her story. Aside from those people who knew her personally, her existence will be altogether forgotten. But then she thinks about people who she still remembers who have passed, and of the great love and laughter that has been a part of her own lifetime. And it doesnâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t seem that any of it ever really gets forgotten. Like the stars that have burned out millions of years ago, and yet still create a magnum opus of the sky on a night such as this, she thinks that even in their relative insignificance, they are hugely important. She sighs, emptying all the air from her lungs, and watches the moon sway across the sky.â&#x20AC;&#x201D;L.P.

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othing takes a young, hip girl out of her low-rise jeans and into her tired sweatpants faster than the advent of motherhood. At no time in a womanâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s life is it less easy to stay fashionable than when the babyâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s been wailing into the wee hours, your 10-month-old is throwing peas, and the breast-milk police are insisting that you canâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t even have a decent glass of wine to drown your stress. Yep, definitely not a super-stylish time. In midfashion crisis, itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s wise to get advice from an impartial party (say, someone who doesnâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t have Cheerio dust in her hair and bottles of formula in her purse). Enter none other than Ru Scott, owner of Punch in Santa Rosa. Scott has been bringing fashion to the people for 12 years, and as the head honcho of a thriving retail business, definitely knows about keeping it stylish under a time crunch. Here are a few gems of wisdom that just might get you to throw your husbandâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s T-shirts back into his drawer and move into the wonderful world of sexy momma.

â&#x20AC;&#x153;Get a babysitter!â&#x20AC;? Scott admonishes. â&#x20AC;&#x153;Take one hour of the day, and make an appointment with a personal shopper.â&#x20AC;? Boutiques like Punch offer personal shoppers, meaning that you will get the benefit of a trained eye who knows which clothing will look good with your body type. Personal shoppers will gently guide you into the understanding that just because those jeans looked good on Rihanna in People magazine doesnâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t always mean they will be a knockout on you. But some other pair definitely will be perfect for you, and the personal shopper makes it her mission to find them. â&#x20AC;&#x153;People are afraid to ask for help,â&#x20AC;? Scott says, â&#x20AC;&#x153;but thatâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s the point of a boutique, that one-on-one service.â&#x20AC;? OK, but what about the mom who prefers to go the independent route and shop privately? Scott has tips for the five basic items that every woman needs in her clothing repertoire. The first is no surprise: jeans. Everyone loves jeans. Dressy jeans, casual jeans, ripped jeansâ&#x20AC;&#x201D;but no one should love the dreaded â&#x20AC;&#x153;mom jeans.â&#x20AC;? You can be a mom without the â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;mom jeans,â&#x20AC;&#x2122;â&#x20AC;?

Scott says. (The dreaded â&#x20AC;&#x153;mom jeansâ&#x20AC;? usually consist of an extraordinarily high waist and tapered legs, accompanied with socks and an unf lattering pair of Keds. This simply will not do for the fashion-conscious mom, and designer jeans are here to save the denim day.) According to Scott, baggy jeans deemed â&#x20AC;&#x153;boyfriend jeansâ&#x20AC;? are raging into style now made popular by such fashionistas as Katie Holmes. Boyfriend jeans are perfect for the new mom with baby weight still hanging on for dear life. If boyfriend jeans arenâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t your thing, there are other styles of jeans casual enough for daily wear that still have the necessary touch of style to keep you current. Must-have no. 2: the maxi-dress. Think long, flowing bohemian dress with an interesting print. Not all maxi-dresses need to be tentlike. Many are fitted snugly on top and through the middle, giving a flirty feminine look that can be dressed up or down depending on shoes and accessories. Throw on some ballet flats and a dainty necklace, and youâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;ve got the perfect outfit for a play date with friends. Cowboy boots lend the maxi-dress a trendier air and flip flops give a â&#x20AC;&#x153;straight-from-the-beach-sexyâ&#x20AC;? look. No. 3: tank-tops. Every mom who calls California home needs a steady stack of well-fitting tank-tops at hand. A nice quality tank-top can be a layering tool worn under a long-sleeved T-shirt or camisole, or can be worn alone with pants or a skirt. No. 4: flowy shirts. Very versatile, very flattering, very comfortable, which really is all you can ask from a piece of clothing. Flowy shirts have made many a preggo sigh with delight, not to mention the postpartum moms who are a little curvier than expected. No. 5: cute flats. Flats can be worn with practically anything. Jeans, shorts, dresses, skirts, you name it and an adorable pair of flats in a bright color will make it just that much better. Not all moms can afford the â&#x20AC;&#x153;musthaveâ&#x20AC;? items. Some women find it a personal accomplishment to throw a couple of T-shirts into their cart while at Target buying baby wipes. Some scoff on principal at paying designer prices at trendy boutiques. For these moms, good news is here. The economy, though crappy in a lot of ways, brings with it the little unexpected treat of lower clothing prices. According to Scott, many stores are offering large discounts on merchandise, and designers are actually lowering the original price of clothing to fall more in line with what people are willing to pay. â&#x20AC;&#x153;We have a whole line of price-conscious jeans,â&#x20AC;? Scott says. â&#x20AC;&#x153;[You can get jeans at] practically Gap prices, but still wear designer brands.â&#x20AC;? Some moms have the funds but are lacking the fashion inspiration. Scott encourages moms to stay tuned into fashion, and believes that when you do, the inspiration will come. Paying attention to fashionable women with eye-catching style is a great place to start. Deconstruct their clothing to figure out what you like about it and how you can emulate it. At your favorite coffee shop, at a restaurant, in magazines, on television, these are all places to get ideas. â&#x20AC;&#x153;Some women get into ruts or theyâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;re afraid to try new things,â&#x20AC;? Scott says. â&#x20AC;&#x153;You can dress conservatively and practically and still be current and in style.â&#x20AC;? Sometimes a wellfitting tee, jeans and a sweet little pair of flats can be just the thing. THE BOHEMIAN

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reater Tuna, an outrageously goof ball, darkly tinged satire set in the rustic burg of Tuna (the third smallest town in Texas), successfully manages to be two opposing things at once: smart as a whip and dumb as a post. Actually, that sounds like something that Tunaâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s smut-fighting Rev. Spikes might say in one of his hilariously clichĂŠ-packed sermons. As in the scene in which Spikes improvises a eulogy crammed with words entirely devoid of meaning (â&#x20AC;&#x153;He was a fine, upstanding citizen who practiced what he preached, put his best foot forward and his money where his mouth is!â&#x20AC;?), Greater Tuna, and its three popular sequels, appeals to people with the taste and tolerance for extremely broad comedy, but has also won the loyalty of higher-brow folks who happen to have escaped from the kind of gleefully racist, homespun, semi-illiterate Southern town that Tuna is a simultaneous love letter to and savage skewering of. The award-winning, 28-year-old, two-actor comedy, covering several days in the life of the denizens of Tuna, Texas, is the second Tuna play in six months to be presented by the Pacific Alliance Stage Company. Last December, PASCO delivered A Tuna Christmas, technically the second in the popular series by authors Jaston Williams, Joe Sears and Ed Howard. Once again, actors Stephen Klum and Michael Storm do brilliant work under the direction of

artistic director Hector Correa. In a tradition that started with the first performances of Greater Tuna in Austin, Texas, in 1981 (with authors Williams and Sears the original performers), all 20-plus roles, male and female, are performed by two actors, requiring Zenlike concentration to keep all the characters distinct, and some rapid-fire costume changes, many of them taking less than 15 seconds. Both Storm and Klum admirably tackle the challenges with inventive performances, incredibly detailed physicality and some truly ingenious voice work. Storm displays a talent for defining characters through a series of well-defined body languages, giving each one a peculiar limp, twist, hunch, stroll or strut. Stormâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s characterization of Pearl Burras, an elderly woman addicted to killing the townâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s dogs with poison; the imperious Bertha Bumiller, a leading member of the Smut Snatchers of the New Order; the aforementioned Rev. Spikes; and Thurston Wheelis, one of two unflappable talk-show hosts on Tunaâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s decidedly rural OKKK radio station (â&#x20AC;&#x153;Beef is up, pork is down, chickens are vacillatingâ&#x20AC;?), are particularly strong. Klum (known to regular PASCO audiences for his fine performances in Proof, Sylvia and others) does stunning work as well, showing a skill for falsetto-voiced children and women never hinted at in his other performances at Spreckels. Notable are Klumâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s portrayals of overweight teenage poetess Charlene Bumiller, who dreams of becoming a cheerleader; adolescent Joey Bumiller, who loves dogs as much as Aunt Pearl hates them; soft-hearted Petey Fisk, whose efforts on behalf of the local SPCA include his frequent appearances on OKKK to sing the praises of the un-adoptable Yippee, a hyperactive Chihuahua; Arles Struvie, the other talk-show host on OKKK; and Stanley, a reform-school sociopath who is Aunt Pearlâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s dog-killing accomplice and who may have been the notso-accidental cause of a local judgeâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s untimely recent demise. As Klum and Storm leap in and out of character, the shenanigans of Tunaâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s smallminded townsfolk are certainly funny, but for all of the first-rate acting, there is something strangely uneven about this production. Perhaps itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s the leisurely pace determined by the director. This sort of entertainment is best served fast and furious, like a Mel Brooks spoof or one of those Airplane-type comedies. When Greater Tuna is funny, the show is a certified side-splitter, and that is reason enough to recommend it. Unfortunately, there are a few too many moments when the satire just sits there, as the with the local radio stationâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s regular KKK reports, delivered by a benign Klansman who is so casual and upbeat about announcing upcoming Klan activities he could be describing the annual Rotary crab feed. Brilliant? Sure. Funny? Not really. And yet, for a night of solid, off-beat amusement with big dose of strychnine, PASCOâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Greater Tuna is a whole lot better than OKKK. â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;Greater Tunaâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; runs Thursdayâ&#x20AC;&#x201C;Sunday through May 17 at the Spreckels Performing Arts Center. Thursday at 7:30pm; Fridayâ&#x20AC;&#x201C;Saturday at 8pm; Sunday at 2:30pm. 5409 Snyder Lane, Rohnert Park. $17â&#x20AC;&#x201C;$24. 707.588.3400.

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bald, plump, meek little man named Pigoil (GĂŠrard Jugnot) turns himself in to the coppers for murder. They ask him where heâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s from. The Faubourg, he replies. â&#x20AC;&#x153;Which Faubourg?â&#x20AC;? the cop asks: â&#x20AC;&#x153;The Faubourg,â&#x20AC;? Pigoil answers. And Paris 36 unfolds in a working-class fantasyland, an imaginary quartier of Paris held down by the peeling old Chansonia Theater. In France, 1936 was a year of economic depression and political strife. I had a history teacher who claimed that Leon Blumâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s premiership, along with Woodrow Wilsonâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s presidency, was proof that teachers should never lead countries. Still, Blumâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s shaky, left-wing coalition government brought in the 40-hour week and two weeks annual vacation, as well as a brief interlude of peace before France fell to fascism. This busy, badly edited, graceless musical has a heady background. It also has a huge inventory of traditional music-hall tunes from the 1930s that it could have used, and didnâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t. Paris 36 does have some elements you can sink into: photographer Tom Sternâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s rich color and the golden gleam of its female star, Nora Arnezeder, who plays a novice singer called â&#x20AC;&#x153;Douceâ&#x20AC;? (â&#x20AC;&#x153;Sweetâ&#x20AC;?). But director Christophe Barratierâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s camera sets some kind of record for being in the wrong place at the wrong time. In Czechoslovakia, technicians built an ambitious set to look like Paris back when it was Paris. Consistently, Barratier makes sure you canâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t see it. The plot follows the actors and stagehands making a co-op out of the shuttered Chansonia. Though they get it up and running, the workers are unable

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to escape the shadow of the wealthy thug landlord Galpiat (Bernard-Pierre Donnadieu), who is connected to highpowered fascist circles. This heavy has also appointed himself as a â&#x20AC;&#x153;protectorâ&#x20AC;? to Douce. Douceâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s true love is the stage manager, Milou (Clovis Cornillac), a socialist organizer who canâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t keep Douce in the style to which she would like to be accustomed. As for Pigoil, he has lost custody of his beloved son, Jojo (Maxence Perrin), a musette whiz. In Joe Bob Briggsâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; phrase, here is a plot that gets in the way of the story. The musical scenes start up and are brutally curtailed in midsong, and then thereâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s yet another bad cut to one of the less interesting subplots. The theater goes out of business one too many times. Douce herself doesnâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t show up until a half-hour after the film begins, and she doesnâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t really get a chance to shine until her last number, a death ballad called â&#x20AC;&#x153;EntĂŠrĂŠe Sous le Bal.â&#x20AC;? One wonders if thereâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s as much oldburlesque and vaudeville revivalism in France as there is in the United Statesâ&#x20AC;&#x201D;if there were performers who could have been used for this film. Kad Meradâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Jacky, who holds down one arc of the film, does dreadful imitations before he finds a spot as a rapid-patter-song specialist. Then you need to wonder why it took so long to establish that Jacky had a hidden talent, after suffering through his lousy stage act. We see so much more of his terrible bird calls than we do of the singers who seem to have talent. The filmâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s wrong-foot-forward approach never fails, right up to the Stella Dallas ending. â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;Paris 36â&#x20AC;&#x2122; opens on Friday, May 8, at the Rialto Cinemas Lakeside, 551 Summerfield Road, Santa Rosa. 707.525.4840.

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for selling tapes on Telegraph Avenue and hosting a series of â&#x20AC;&#x153;Broke Ass Summer Jamâ&#x20AC;? concerts. Talent intervened, however, and now the rapper with the birth name of Nick Carter (youâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;d change your name too if you shared it with a Backstreet Boy) has been seen on tour with Atmosphere, in the independent film Walk Like a Man and as an occasional host on CurrentTV. MURS is possibly the most East Coastâ&#x20AC;&#x201C;sounding MC to live exclusively on the West Coast, with a direct, understandable style more indebted to Masta Ace than Rodney O., although he represents California with a fervorâ&#x20AC;&#x201D;heâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s even got a rib-length â&#x20AC;&#x153;Cloverdaleâ&#x20AC;? tattoo (it ref lects the area off Wilshire and La Brea in L.A.). Tech N9ne, who headlines the show, knows a thing or two about the hustle himself, although instead of selling tapes on the street, he usually erects an enormous merch booth. Both appear on Saturday, May 9, at the Phoenix Theater. 201 E. Washington St., Petaluma. 8pm. $26â&#x20AC;&#x201C;$30. 707.762.3565.

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Julie ChavĂŠz Rodriguez, the granddaughter and torch-bearer of civil and labor rights activist CĂŠsar ChavĂŠz, was introduced to the plight of the farmworker in early childhood and hasnâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t abandoned the fight since. Now the program director for the CĂŠsar E. ChavĂŠz Foundation, she works with youth in Latino communities toward more involvement and self-empowerment, upholding her grandfatherâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s idea that â&#x20AC;&#x153;we donâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t need perfect political systems, we need perfect participation.â&#x20AC;? ChavĂŠz Rodriguez has developed numerous afterschool programs based on CĂŠsar ChavĂŠzâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s ideals, and has even developed a web-based Kâ&#x20AC;&#x201C;12 curriculum on the life and work of her grandfather. She also works hand in hand with the United Farm Workers on issues like voter registration and activist programs, and tours the country giving speeches which share her personal memories of her grandfatherâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s work and promote education, human rights, community service and justice for all. She speaks on Monday, May 11, at Sonoma State University Cooperage. 1801 E. Cotati Ave., Rohnert Park. 7:30pm. Free. 707.664.2382.

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later, out in the garage, he started playing along to it on his mandolin. Something clicked. He started writing arrangements. He stayed up all night. He brought it to the band. They thought it was ridiculous. Once rehearsals began, everything clicked. Band members clucked and woofed to replace the alarm clocks at the beginning of â&#x20AC;&#x153;Time.â&#x20AC;? â&#x20AC;&#x153;Moneyâ&#x20AC;? became â&#x20AC;&#x153;Whiskey,â&#x20AC;? played in 7/8, 4/4 and 2/4 time. For their world premiere, the band hired lasers, a fog machine and a psychedelic light show. A second go-round in San Francisco had a Wizard of Oz theme, complete with flying monkeys, band members dressed as movie characters and a yellow brick road. Both shows sold out. The ridiculous idea had prevailed. Beard is athletic, with short hair, in a Fila sweatshirt and jeans. He never played an instrument until college, when he joined a psychedelic rock trio in Isla Vista. â&#x20AC;&#x153;It was an incredible music scene down there,â&#x20AC;? Beard says, recalling house parties with Rage Against the Machine and Jack Johnson. â&#x20AC;&#x153;On weekend nights, in front yards, weâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;d have 10 bands playing in town, parties going on, people in the middle of the streets. People burning couches all the time.â&#x20AC;? Beard and his band mates Eli Jebediah and Josh Brough switched to acoustic instruments and moved back up to Sonoma County, and the newly christened Poor Manâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Whiskey quickly gained a reputation for unabashed entertainment value. While most newgrass outfits and O Brother hangerson presented a dry, â&#x20AC;&#x153;authenticâ&#x20AC;? version of serious bluegrass music, Poor Manâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Whiskey kept aflame the most old-time idea of all: getting the townfolk together down in the holler and creating a great time. They starting hitting the festivals, recorded a couple self-released CDs, and honed their modern vaudeville with high concepts and hijinks. Word got around. Robert Earl Keen joined them onstage in Tahoe. If Dark Side of the Moonshine can successfully elude the novelty realm of Luther Wright and the Wrongsâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; Rebuild the Wall and Hayseed Dixieâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Hillbilly Tribute to AC/DCâ&#x20AC;&#x201D;and it shouldâ&#x20AC;&#x201D;then listeners will surely pop in the albumâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s second disc, a collection of original songs. â&#x20AC;&#x153;Easy Comeâ&#x20AC;? tells the story of stopping into a Bodega Bay bar and learning life lessons from a grizzled fisherman, while â&#x20AC;&#x153;Alley Trampâ&#x20AC;? wanders through dark Kurt Weillâ&#x20AC;&#x201C;esque backstreets, complete with horns and haunted-house backup vocals. The band, realizing the value in touring out of the area, is clearly on a roll, and this year is Poor Manâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Whiskeyâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s busiest yet. Theyâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;re hopping in their 40-foot tour bus (â&#x20AC;&#x153;Itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s a monstrosity,â&#x20AC;? Beard laughs) to all the major West Coast Festivals: Strawberry, High Sierra, Hardly Strictly, Oysterfest, Kate Wolf. Theyâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;re taking Dark Side of the Moonshine on tour. Theyâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;re even hitting small towns, like Cloverdale, to create some old-time fun. Beard thinks about the upcoming year. He shakes his head at it all, smiling. â&#x20AC;&#x153;Iâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;m basically living the dream,â&#x20AC;? he says. â&#x20AC;&#x153;What more could I want?â&#x20AC;? Poor Manâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Whiskey appears live in the studio on the KRSH 95.9-FM on Thursday, May 7, at 8pm. The band also performs at a CD release party, performing original songs, on Saturday, May 9, at the Mystic Theatre, 23 Petaluma Blvd. N., Petaluma. 9pm. $15. 707.765.2121

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