This Is Christmas Metazen

Xmas List (the first 100) Sean Lovelace I would like, 1. A sports bra of sliced words for my enormous stereo breasts.

2. To wing.

3. Fucklets, side dishes.

4. Fingle them up (bass).

5. My own hotel room. Hotels can be horny. Or sometimes sad. Hard to get my head around hotels. People come and go. For some reason I feel hotels are like graveyards, but that makes little sense. Hotels have lots of clunks and down-the-hall sounds. You can lie in bed and listen all night. Sometimes a headlight will paint the walls. The bed always makes me pause.

What a history. If you look behind the headboard, on the foor, you will usually fnd straw wrappers, bottle caps, children’s toys, green condoms, other things…You can open a bottle of beer on the jamb of a hotel door. Any hotel door. There’s a tip for you, Nick. Nick, do you leave money for the sad people who clean the rooms? They talk loudly so you know they are sad. Nothing is more sad than being loud. Do you feel yourself sad when delivering presents to hotel rooms? Sometimes I sit in a hotel and feel like a boulder, but a hollow boulder and that’s called a geode, I think.

6. Some glow.

7. Dopamine cookies.

8. Fracky diamond cookies.

9. Nick, do you hold back tears?

10. Two snowfakes exactly alike.