Little Red Spartan Cloak Once upon a time there was a little girl that was wearing a red hooded cloak. She heard that her grandma was ill, so she prepared some food and pills and went to grandma’s house.
The problem was that her grandma’s house was deep in the woods so she had to find the shortest way to her house on Google maps. She found the way but it lead through the darkest part of the woods. Little Red was a little scared, but she looked calm and ready. She was walking slowly and carefully. After a few hours she came to the intersection where she met the wolf from Wall Street.
When she saw him, he was taking some drugs so she was confused. Anyway, she asked him for the directions to grandma’s house because her Wi-Fi was down so she couldn’t use Google maps. He told her to go left, so she went that way. The wolf followed her when she suddenly stopped to pick some flowers for granny. The wolf from Wall Street took advantage of the situation to put some sleeping pills in her water bottle. Little Red took a rest after a while and swallowed some water. He waited for a while so when she fell asleep, the wolf took off her clothes and left her half naked. He disguised himself as the Little Red and went to grandma’s house. After a few hours, not so far from Little Red, there were Spartans in their tour bus leading towards her. When they got to her, they stopped.
Little Red woke up because of the noise that the bus was making. The Spartans got out of the bus and asked her why she was naked. She hadn’t noticed she was naked until then. The Spartans decided to take her to her grandma. While they were travelling, the king Leonidas asked her what she was doing naked in the middle of the darkest wood. She told him the whole story. King Leonidas was confused but he understood what she wanted to say. As they were travelling, the wolf came to grandma’s house using a shortcut.
In front of the yard, he took off Little Red’s clothes. The door on the house was locked so he had to pick the lock. When he got in, the grandma was as tight as a cannon. The wolf tied up grandma up with some ropes and took her reserve clothes. He put grandma in the hole behind her big, big, big villa because he heard Little Red was coming. She didn’t see her clothes so she couldn’t notice that something went wrong. She didn’t even notice that the lock had been picked so she just walked into the house. When she entered, she saw her “grandma” in the bed, gave her the basket with food and pills and asked her: “My, what big ears you have!” And the wolf from Wall Street replied: “All the better to hear you with!” but the wolf then asked why she didn’t have her clothes on. Little red told her “grandma” the whole story about the wolf from Wall Street and the Spartan tour bus. After half an hour she was over with her story. “Grandma” said she had to go to the bathroom and she left. There even wasn’t any bathroom in that house that was in front of the villa. Little Red said she had to go, but on her way out she noticed the wolf’s tail under the dress. She took her grandma’s black matte Lamborghini from the garage in the villa and headed to the Spartan village even if she didn’t know how to
drive. While she was driving, the wolf took off grandma’s dress and got grandma out of the hole behind the big, big, big villa. He took her to a candy house in the woods and left her with the witch that kept Hansel and Gretel to feed the grandma till fatness so the wolf from Wall Street could feed whole his village full of wolves. In the meantime, Little Red came to the Spartans and asked king Leonidas to train her so she could kill all the wolves in the village. King Leonidas accepted her request and trained her. Little Red had been training every day since day one. She had been doing some pushups, pull-ups and some sword fighting.
After nine months, Little Red became “Little Hercules” and her grandma was ready for wolf to pick her up because she was fat enough so the Wolf from Wall Street could feed all the wolves in his village. The wolf came to the witch and took grandma to his village.
“Little Hercules” went to the wolf village when she suddenly bumped into a hunter that came her way. She asked him to get out of her way, but he didn’t want to, so she did a superman punch with her Spartan sword and stabbed him in the neck and killed him. She proceeded to go to the wolf village to get her grandma back. On her way she saw a well so she drank some water and fell in. Because of her big muscles she nearly drowned. But Hansel and Gretel, who, luckily, managed to run away from the witch, helped her out. They headed their way and “Little Hercules” headed her way. When she got near the wolf village, a scout saw her and told all the wolves she was coming. The wolf from Wall Street took some Lemon drugs so he could be in shape. But when Little Red attacked the wolves, there was too much noise so the Sleeping Beauty woke up and hung herself because she couldn’t sleep, well she can sleep all her dead life now. The drugs the wolf ate didn’t help him and Little Red killed them all. There was blood everywhere, enough to make bloody meals for all the
Spartans. Little Red found her grandma in a cage behind some old tank the wolves wanted to use to kill Little Red. Grandma was so fat that even Little Red couldn’t carry her with all those muscles. She stayed in the wolf village three months until grandma finally lost some weight. Because of that, Spartans had to put all the blood in the fridges to be fresh when she comes back with grandma. So, Little Red rescued her grandma from all those wolves and her weight. On their way back to the Spartan village, they met the Beauty and the Beast in a Porsche. They were travelling to a party that Spartans threw because “Little Hercules” killed all the wolves. The Beauty and the Beast took Little Red and her grandma to the party to have some fun and to eat some blood soup that the Spartans made out of wolf blood. While nobody was looking, Little Red threw the Beauty in the river Styx that leaded to Hades’s underground kingdom where she met Kratos who used her as a decoy to kill Hades. The Beast didn’t even pay attention because he fell in love with strong Little Red as she fell in love with him. Back in the Spartan village everybody was waiting for them. Little Red and the Beast were dancing together the whole time.
Later, when the party was over, Little Red told the Beast that the two of them could not be together because she needed to take care of her grandma. The Beast then suffered a broken heart and couldn’t get over it so he killed himself a few days later so the pain could be over. Little Red and her grandma had been living in grandma’s villa since the party. They had a lot of memories like photos and selfies about their adventures. The end