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I WANT IN.

LTTRS

Since LVHRD membership closed in May of 2005, we have received numerous e-mails from people anxious to become a part of the LVHRD community.

Sorting through my inbox, these inquiries are often easy to spot. For some reason, and to be honest I have no idea why, these emails always start with the same deliberate subject line.

Chantal Strauss, Membership Director

PG 12

From: xxxx@xxxx.com .Subject: I want in.

From: xxxx@xxxx.com Subject: I want in.

What the subject says

How

From: xxxx@xxxx.com Subject: I want in.

From: xxxx@xxxx.com Subject: I want in.

closed to the public.... but open to the private?

I’d like to learn more, maybe get involved. What do I do? Well, by day I’m the guy who makes XXXXX pretty. I’m also the founder of XXXXX. Anything else? Oh yeah, I made a silly movie once (http:// xxxx.xxx) all by myself. I also take pictures. I’m also a freelance designer.

I need to meet more people like me. Or like you. Or like us.

I want a taco.

From: xxxx@xxxx.com Subject: I want in.

What do I need to do to convince you of my love of experimentation?

From: xxxx@xxxx.com Subject: I want in.

I’m not that creative in the traditional sense – I’m not an architect, an actor or a synchronized swimmer – but after working in finance for the last two years, I’ve channeled my creative mojo and am proud to say that I’m a nasty PowerPoint and Excel formatter.

Precisely the reason I’ve decided to pursue some other, more interesting endeavors. To that end, I’m in the process of starting an online travel content company, with a new twist that I believe will make visiting a new city (or even an unknown neighborhood in your own) more genuine. And also to that end, I’m interested in joining LVHRD. Is it still possible to join?

L V H R D . O R G PRV PG

much can I pay you?

From: xxxx@xxxx.com Subject: I want in.

As a wanna-be member of the NYC arts and media community the opportunity LVHRD provides is priceless. I’m the Art director for XXXX located in the XXXX. My love is art, all things eclectic and my dog. Why should I be a LVHRD member? Hmmmm… I guess that’s not for me to answer. You know your merry band of LVHRDers a hell of a lot more then I do. You know best that’s why you are the gate keeper. Oh... well. I can now say I tried. If I’m not welcome it would not be the first time. Having been abandoned by my mother at an early age has prepared me for rejection.

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FLAT IRON DISTRICT 2 1 . ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++oo++o/ `+ooo++oooss+::/::--o+/-.`......+` .

HOST SETH HERZOG DARRELL SILVER ERIN SPARLING . ``.....``......` .

D RESS AS YOUR 1 MC Seth Herzog addresses the crowd 2 Judges Kris. /hhhyyosyhddddm/ .

FAVORITE DANCE MOVE tin Sloan of TheWinger, Tracy Inman of Alvin Ailey, . +hdyo/::+hNNmmN/ .

Gia Kourlas of Time Out NY, and DNCHRD I champion . /hho//:-:-hMMmN/ .

Chris Chris watch from the judging bench 3 Becca . +hho+/:..-:hNNN/ .

Greene, as the Funky Chicken 4 Musician Mark DeNar- odhhdhysyhyymMM/ . . do 5 Contender Victor Jeffreys dressed as The Cab. sMNmmdddhdNmdNM/ . bage Patch LEFT Poster by Kathy Choi . oMMMNo::/sdMMmN/ . . ``````````````````````````````````````````````````` oNmddd/++/+hhsm/ . . +syhyyyhhyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyhhyyyyyy+syyyyyhhyhhhhhs +dhdmh//:/osydM/ . . +yhdhhhddmdyhhhhhhhhhhhddhhhhddhhhhy/ohhhhhhhyhyyhhs +hyhydmo+ossoym/ . . +shhooyhdddyyyyyyyyhddmNNNNmhhhhhhyyyyyyyssoyssshhhs +dhhhdNmsyhsooh/ . . +shso/+yhddyyyysssydmmmmNNNNmhhhhyyyyyyyyooo+/+ssyhs omdhhNdsyyssssy: . . +oyss:/ohdmyyyysshmdmdhhmdmNNhyhyyyyyyyyyo///+oyhhhs oNNhhmyssooo+oy: .

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4 . hmmNmmmNmdmmdmNmmNNNNNmmmmNmhhhhhdNNNNmhNNNyhhhhhhhs +mdddhoooohdddd: .

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NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNmNhmmmddmmmmmmNmdyo++++ymmmmmNNmmmNh oMMMMdhdmdhhhmM+ . .

NNNNNNNNNNNNNMMMNddhmmmmmmmmmmdyssssysoohNNNmmmmmmmh oMNNNhyydmdddmN+ .

P R E M I E R I S S U E PG 6 5 NXT PG 15 . .

DARRELL SILVER MATTHEW KRAUTHEIM . . . .

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Handshake offers up a plethora of cuttingMP3S

edge club bangers and mash-ups.

It’s seriously fun to shake a body part to 808s and old-school

As far as music is concerned, we are lucky to be living in the golden age of wireless. Now any artist with a laptop and a few recording programs can create music with few if any physical instruments and release records with only digital product.

The most exciting effect of the “interweb revolution” is that home recording has led to real contracts and a fair amount of buzz and spotlight for artists that ten years ago might never have even been heard outside their bedrooms. Of course, DJs and electroartists of all glow-tape stripes have been revolutionizing the genre for years by hitting their audience where it counts: on the dance floor.

instrumentation combined with new-school production and, dare

While not likely to raise the roof at a traditional dance party any time soon, Danish musician Mikkel Hess is apparently More. Hence, Hess is More— his solo production of inviting electro-squiggle for the gentler headphones set. Creating colorful keyboard menageries alongside sound collage and the occasional chilled-

HESS IS MORE

I say it, avant-garde arrangement.

out vocal, Hess is

Like Steve Reich if he was all crunked out, the hypnotic

More combines

hooks, breakbeats, and futuristic dance floor oddities of

electronic music’s

Impresses Ladysmith Black Mambazo creep in and out

love of alien tones

like stuttering star wars disco with a broken woofer.

and fractured

But Handshake makes these bleeps and samples mix

rhythm (think a more warm and cuddly Gary Numan)

together into something that’s altogether other-worldly,

with Mark Mothersbaugh’s eclectic scoring style. It is no

HANDSHAKE

hypnotic and,

surprise that Mikkel Hess does a lot of film scoring and

oddly enough,

that his latest album, Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are

sexy. The new

Dead, is itself a kind of soundtrack, because his music

club music is

here is instantly fun but not invasive; catchy but not

apparently

oppressively so, which is appreciated with today’s

grimier and more honest about its sex-suggestion, and

pop-stars bashing us over the head with their hooks.

Handshake’s music, which is admittedly more Mouse on Mars than Danger Mouse, is clearly made for bodies to move, not stand around with their arms crossed.

Steve Roberts

PG 28

HEY YOU. You couldn’t read this online could you? Couldn’t help yourself and on the company’s dime, you pushed print. That’s too bad, you’re missing out. There are free mp3’s in this pdf that you can add to your fancy music player.

Maybe next time.

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Whether synth-soaked blip-pop HESS IS WAY MORE IN PDF FORM. Don’t take Steve’s word for it. Listen for yourself. Go back to your computer and open this lovely pdf. Download this free track and listen to it while you continue to flip, er, click.

or just a loop-lovers fantasy, Hess is More is a worthwhile listen that will provide the perfect soundtrack for your latest digital indie film viewing soirée.

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YELLOW ARROW’s introductory Capitol of Punk video

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Fugazi fans—they’re interested in the culture of the city.”

The creators of Capitol are frank about the subjective, somewhat incomplete nature of the collection of videos. When asked how the ten places featured in the tour were selected, Story Editor and Sound Designer Kara Oehler admits that there were plenty of places and individuals that had to be cut from the final production to keep it coherent,

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interesting, and focused. Mostly it came down to themes—the stories presented for the Washington Monument are more political, the discussion centered on Mt. Pleasant had more to do with the residential aspects of punk musicians, etc.

Director Christopher Allen expounds further: “It was an inductive process. We didn’t pick these locations and then find their stories.” He recalls the

night they created a list of relevant locations after conducting interviews this past Spring and began reading on the subject: “It was a funny moment when we actually opened up some of the books [after] we had created our mental map of DC and the scene. […] Suddenly [the places] just became something to me that a photograph and a caption didn’t capture.

We started to understand what the places meant.”

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“Viral video trailblazers, guerilla tactics, and lots of coffee spur these lightchasers”

You could say that Night Agency assiduously applies its craft.

So much so, in fact, that it put “Ass-vertising” on the map more than two years ago in a headline-grabbing guerilla marketing stunt for the New York Health & Racquet Club. The Chinatown-based creative shop, which cut its teeth on guerilla and viral video antics, made rearview real estate front and center by placing eight booti-ful women in and around New York’s Grand Central Station.

The angle: The women wore panties stamped with slogans promoting NYHRC’s “Booty Call” class.

The brief stunt drew media attention from all over the world, and stands as an example of both a high and low point for the nearly threeyear-old agency. “It attracted a lot of attention and what we learned changed the face of our business,” recalls Darren Paul, Night’s co-founder and managing partner, strategy and innovation. “It was a novel media play…advertising on underwear. Our Web site got so much traffic from around the world and we learned where that traffic came from,” he says. The

spectacle also helped fuel Night’s ideas about online viral networks.

But, Paul concedes, “Scott hated it,” referring to Scott Cohn, the agency’s executive creative director and a former kids’ clothing designer. “He didn’t want to be known as an ass-vertiser.” Whatever. Cohn’s keen comedic sensibilities infuse everything Night does for a diverse roster of clients that include MTV2, Symantec, Foster’s, Johnson & Johnson, Maxim and Blender magazines. “Everyday that I drew teddy bears I knew I didn’t want to,” Cohn wryly notes.

The “assvertising” hijinks, along a host of other unique tactics, reflects the Night partners’ iconoclastic vision and willingness to take risks, and instigate fresh ideas.

It’s something that set the team apart from the very beginning. Paul, Cohn, and Evan Vogel, who’s also a Night co-founder and the agency’s new business director, met in college at Syracuse University. Paul studied management, Vogel pursued “consumer studies,” and Cohn graduated with a degree in TV, radio, and

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Paul and Vogel got an early start learning the event marketing business and devising guerilla tactics by promoting bands, producing concerts, parties, and other events in college that frequently had sponsors.

They deployed guerilla and viral strategies well before the agency/marketing world took notice. And the pair instigated wall projections in 1997 before most party promoters gravitated to them. Head billboards and traffic barricades, well, they were just part of the repertoire. Paul and Vogel even created a line of wristband accessories dubbed the “tourwrist.”

After college, Paul and VoNight Agency’s Jelly Filled Frosted Sugar Balls penguin at ARCH DL III.

gel created a series of CityGuide maps in more than 20 U.S. cities fully steeping themselves in marketing and ad sales. “We didn’t think CitySearch was doing such a great job,” Vogel recalls. “We burned through a lot of shoe leather and we were always on a plane,” Paul laughs. They learned how to cold call on advertisers.

When 9/11 happened and the ad business imploded, the pair dug their heels in and continued publishing the guides, working strategically with local partners in various cities. They were also hatching a new business plan in the wee hours.

Night Agency was born January 1, 2004, the culmination of many latenight-to-early-a.m. meetings and work sessions. “We felt there was a need for customized direct marketing, not a cookie-cutter approach,” Vogel says.

“We wanted to be media-neutral and felt there was an untapped market in non-traditional and guerilla

marketing.”

Meanwhile, by this time, Cohn who’d left the apparel design business but not his love of graphic design, film, and video, was learning the ropes of digital post production and ordering lunch at Outpost Digital.

He was doing his own print and graphic design work, but ramping up on the business of digital editing, Web design and video. Cohn worked on graphics and titling for CBS’s Victoria’s Secret fashion show, Ecko’s video presence for the Vibe awards, and movie titling, logo treatments, and scripts, among other projects.

Cohn joined Paul and Vogel in their venture.

One of Night’s first success stories, apart from the stunt for NYH&RC, was for the opening of Sephora’s flagship store in San Francisco. Leveraging a local advertising contact from the CityGuide days, the team deployed greeters and mobile street teams at launch, along with

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Stash Wax, an upcoming online video site to be launched by The Night Agency, will run content such as this Mel Gibson feature to the left.

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a series of in-store promotions, sampling, and store deejay (a novel move at the time).

For MTV2 Night produced outrageous online video “the2headeddog.com,” for conservative J&J, “Warm Up Date,” a hilarious interactive dating spoof promoting the K-Y brand, and produced all the digital video for the 2006 Video Music Awards, a fully-featured site featuring blogs, on-demand celebrity video, and a favorite places in Manhattan locator created in conjunction with Night’s diverse roster of media partners.

Work for anti-virus software

marketer Symantec is equally as engaging; Night launched the company’s first interactive marketing campaign in May. Dubbed “Safetytown,” the effort featured a humorous short film designed to educate consumers about online phishing.

The buzz was so favorable, the Symantec re-upped with Night for successive phases including the creation of a Safetytown online destination and adverband, which will actually play original songs and tour. Yes, tour.

Nearly three-years-old, Night boasts a roster of artists, writers, directors, musicians, comedians, programmers, and bloggers.

It’s got a production company, interactive group, advertising/ brand strategy/design expertise, digital PR, and street teams/ agents. With 19 people on staff, Night is growing; the agency will add at least six more bodies by yearend. “Part of why we’re different is how fast we operate, and how much we produce,” Paul says, pausing to add, “and what we offer is authentic.”

Yet, “We never just wanted to be a guerilla marketing agency; when we started, it was the thing. Guerilla is just the first touchpoint,” Paul says. But it wasn’t a bad beginning.

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Tobi Elkin is the editor of MediaPost’s Media and OMMA, monthly magazines for media and advertising people and writes the “Just an Online Minute” column.

In that gig, she’s pelted with media and pitches all day long often resulting in attention deficit disorder which she counteracts by going into a quiet, lockdown mode. In her world, media is everything from video iPods, graffiti, Paris Hilton, Katie Couric, coffee, LVHRD, 9/11, and HuffPo, to blogs (all kinds), air-kissing, deadlines, Webisodes, YouTube, editors, Flickr, interstitials, magazines, and newsprint that makes your hands dirty. She has freelanced for a variety of consumer and trade publications. She’s working on a short story collection and looking for a Petula Clark tribute band to sing in.

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YELLOW ARROW MEANS GO T E X T

MAAP 67067 HYPERLINKING VNDNG MCHN CHLNG YELLOW ARROWS NYC WASHINGTON DC PUNK SCENE DOCUMENTARY MONUMENTAL SMS STICKER VIDEO

It was bound to happen. Yellow Arrow and punk rock have come together at last.

The global sticker/SMS MAAPing (“Massively Authorizes Artistic Publication”) project continues to move in the direction of interrelated charting and thematic tagging. Last summer it took on Secret New York, spotlighting over 100 locations using audio (accessible by phone), performance art, and glowing three-dimensional yellow arrows that popped up spontaneously throughout the five boroughs. This time, it’s a text-walk come mini-documentary of punk history in Washington DC, titled Capitol of Punk. Again, the recognizable arrow stickers are more implied than visible, but the concept is similar enough: after printing a map, you go to one of the ten listed locations and text the given code to 67067. The tour begins from there with an SMS reply noting some of the lesser known facts about the spot on

which you stand. You can direct the tour by messaging ‘NEXT’ or ‘STOP,’ instructions of where to walk and what to look at or listen for returning to you within seconds.

In addition, there is an online collection of corresponding short videos expanding on the information in the texts, but it is

“ most people associate D.C. strictly with it’s political history and conservative touristfriendly architecture...”

the interactive nature of the SMS experience that makes it particularly unique.

But why DC? While there’s certainly a community that is aware of the District’s tremendous role in the evolution of punk, Jesse Shapins (Executive Producer) is quick to point out the fact that most people in America and the world associate the capital strictly with it’s political history and conservative tourist-friendly architecture.

Appropriately enough, the information presented in the messages and the videos is angled in such a way as to be interesting to punkenthusiasts but also accessible to individuals oblivious to music trends, past and present. Everyone from Ian MacKaye to Ian Svenonius and even Marion Barry are featured in the interviews. The range of subjects broadens the number of entrance points into Capitol, creating distinct contrast to the collec-

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tion of films that have come out on the subject in the past several years.

Shapins explains why the goal was not to create a rockumentary: “There’s definitely been a strong response from people who had no idea

that DC was a place where [punk] happened.

It was very intentional framing, [focusing on the] music and the city. People whose first point of connection was music have an access point and they […] can connect to it and the place

would open up for them a little more. People that are interested in places have that entrance point. My parents are in their late 50’s and never heard of any of these bands, […] they’re not, like, C O N T I N U E D

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Yellow Arrow is a brand of Counts Media a company that “creates consumer and branded entertainment that merges mobile and Web technologies, location-specific content, live productions, and broadcast.”

YELLOW ARROW’S UPCOMING PROJECTS G uerilla Map Eine Eroberung Innsbrucks Students from the Institute for Design at the University of Innsbruck will place arrows across Innsbruck marking the cities remarkable and hidden stories. Look for the first arrows appearing online in October and the final project launching in November.

Y ellow Arrow City TXT Tours New York City New York City is the first volume in the new Yellow Arrow CityTXT Tour product line. This new approach to the classic city-guide features 18 interactive travel cards. Each card gives access to a 30-45 minute text message walking tour that begins from a station along the city’s N subway line.

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Amador Pons and Matthew Grzywinski in their SoHo office, just days before ARCH DL II

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“ In a lot of ways it’s a marriage. . .”

C O N T I N U E D F R O M ly,” Matt explains, “and the thing is we both always knew—which sounds ridiculous coming from an architect— but we knew we wanted to build.”

And build they will. From their plucky start, buoyed by their shared core values, including a commitment to the “heterogeneity of a city,” Grzywinski Pons, has emerged as a firm committed to creating visually arresting work as well as finding new and innovative solutions that work within New York’s building codes. In other words, it’s not just about style. Matt says they “take a certain thrill in learning code and how to manipulate it, learning new technologies, things that are broad, more sculptural, more fun, injecting life into programs that would otherwise be more staid.”

Welcoming the problem solving that a city like New York demands, in a short time the firm has become adept at the exceedingly tricky act of designing buildings that function on multiple lev-

els—whether it’s the way sunset plays on a structure viewed while driving on FDR Drive or considering ecofriendly options as they relate specifically to a site. “Its like playing tennis or something,” Amador explains, “you go back and forth.” The result are buildings that, like those attached to big-name established architects, have achieved a fluid harmony with the city as a whole, the neighborhood and the people who live there; the experience of being in the building is as important to those who experience it at street level or from a distance. “We always think simultaneously about the exterior and the interior as well, they always inform each other,” Matt explains, “all these considerations happen simultaneously and they inform each other.”

With seven buildings in the works (four of those set to break ground within the next couple of months), clearly this holistic approach—as balanced as it is enthusiastic—is working.

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Their current projects range from a sevenfloor residential condo just around the corner from the Hotel on Rivington, and another hotel in nearby Nolita on Elizabeth and Kenmare, to a 32 unit apartment building in East Harlem and plans to take the sleek modern aesthetic that they’ve honed in New York international in the near future.

For a couple of guys in the weighty, civilizationshaping business of reinventing skylines, it’s the thrill of design and a sense of play that continues to inspire the duo.

Matt explains, “from a business side we approach it with a lot of rigor but at the same time, that’s why we’re not investment bankers.” Adds Amador, “It’s not work.”

Ami Kealoha

ILLO BY MATHEW CERLETTY

Born on a commune in Northern California, Ami worked at ReadyMade Magazine before moving to New York where she freelanced for New York Magazine and Time Out, among others.

Now Cool Hunting’s managing editor, between hunting the cool and co-producing Cool Hunting Video with LVHRD members M ss ng P eces, she’s rarely bored. On those occasions when she has nothing to do, she tries to spot the turtle rumored to live in her backyard. She also is a sometime consultant to artists and curators and has run successful promotional campaigns for such clients as Marithé and François Girbaud, Reflex Advertising, Formavision Curating House, and Greenwich Letterpress.

NICHOLAS FELTON

LEFT Hotel on Rivington, 2004 TOP RIGHT Amador and Matthew competing at the ARCH DL II.

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:DAVE HILL A Q: DIANNE MCGUNIGLE PHOTOGRAPH BY LEO ZACHARIAS Insight into the radical ways your everyday life changes once you become the host of a popular talk show. This is what it must be like for Tyra Banks.

Dave Hill is the host of The Dave Hill Explosion at the Upright Citizens Brigade. In addition, he has appeared as a correspondent on Court TV’s comedy news show “Smoking Gun TV” and written for numerous publications, including the New York Times, Salon, and Blender. Hill has also rocked America (and even parts of Canada) as a member of such critically-acclaimed-but-not-so-popular-as-tobe-considered-a-sellout bands as Uptown Sinclair, Cobra Verde, Sons of Elvis, and Valley Lodge.

Bring me through a typical day in the life of Dave Hill: I start most days by waking up at 8:30 or so, seeing if I can’t get a peck on the cheek and my wallet back, and then heading back to my place. After that, I usually check my e-mail while eating a bowl of cereal. Lately I’ve been into this raisin and nut granola stuff I found on clearance at Key Food but a lot of times it’s Kellogg’s Frosted Flakes or Lucky Charms. I like Lucky Charms the best but whenever I buy them I usually end up eating nothing but Lucky Charms until the box is gone, which takes about a day and

a half and makes me really dizzy and fun to be around. When I was a kid, I really liked Cocoa Puffs but then they added extra chocolate at some point and totally fucked up the recipe. Fuck them.

Anyway, after that I walk across the street to the coffee cart guys and get some coffee, a large with milk and one sugar (The coffee cart guys always call me something in Spanish but I don’t quite understand it. I’m hoping it’s nice.). Because I am a “no rules” kind of guy though, some days I’ll get the coffee first and then come back home to check my e-mail and eat cereal. Fuck it!

I’m a guy that does whatever the hell he wants whenever the hell he wants.

After I’ve finished all that stuff, I’ll usually try to write something or another. I try to fill up at least a page in Appleworks using a 12 point Geneva font. It’s just to make myself write something mostly and also to practice my typing, which I am getting better at. When I first got out of college, I would apply for clerical positions but would C O N T I N U E D

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“ I’m not entirely focused on making people laugh. I’m just as happy if they are left feeling really uncomfortable.”

HOW DID The Dave Hill Explosion cOme about?

The first thing I ever did as a performer was the Dave Hill Show at Siberia. It was kind of like the Dave Hill Explosion only it was more of an intentionally crappy talk show, though- it was unintentionally crappy in a lot of ways too. My first guest was Karen Duffy (aka Duff from MTV) and she was excellent.

Aside from playing in bands I had never performed before so starting out by doing my own show was maybe not the best idea. I did the show five times before I figured maybe I should go back and learn how to not suck so much on stage. In December 2004 I started doing some downtown comedy shows.

A year later I was asked to showcase for the Aspen Comedy Festival, so I decided to give the one-man/talk/variety show idea another shot. I renamed it the Dave Hill Explosion because it looks better on posters and stuff. It went pretty well so I decided to make it a monthly thing.

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Anyway, by then it’s about 10:30 am or so and I’ll usually have to run into the Big City for a ridiculously high-powered meeting or lunch or something. But first I hit the showers! People often ask me how I manage to smell so good all the time and this is a big part of it.

After all that stuff, I’ll usually go back home and check my e-mail again, eat some more cereal, do some writing, and play the guitar a little bit. I usually just vibe it for a while before breaking into a rippin’ solo for like fifteen minutes straight. I fucking shred. It cannot be disputed.

When I’m done shredding, I usually make some calls and figure out what to do that night. Usually I have a show or rock practice with one of my rock bands or dinner with friends. On a good night, I’ll eat a bunch of ice cream too. Ben & Jerry’s Chubby Hubby and Coffee Heath Bar Crunch are my favorites. I also really like Häagen-Dazs’ peanut butter and chocolate ice cream but it’s an elusive flavor, very hard to find. I’m not sure what the deal with that is. It’s fucking excellent. They should have that shit available everywhere.

How long have you been working as a comedian? I started performing in 2004. I don’t like calling myself a comedian though. I prefer the term guy-who-acts-like-a-retard. It takes the pressure off a little bit. Plus, I’m not entirely focused on making people laugh. I’m just as happy if they are left feeling really uncomfortable. You’ve had some really cool guests on your show, like Moby and Malcolm Gladwell. How did you

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What are your fans like?

I don’t know if I really have fans. I imagine people are more likely to take things with me on a case-by-case basis, as in “I liked that video” or “I liked that show” or “I did not like that video, I did not like that show, and I want to stab Dave.” One thing I do like is that it seems like people are either really enthusiastic about stuff that I do or they absolutely hate what I do. I’d rather have a strong reaction eiVIDEO ther way. I used to take things personally and it would bother me when someone said nasty things about me as a performer, but now I understand that’s just how it goes sometimes. That said though, I realize there are at least a couple people out there who hate me as a person, too. I can be a real fucker sometimes.

pull that off? My guests are usually people I meet through friends somehow. Moby, for example, I met because I am the dancer for the heavy metal band Satanicide. Moby sits in on guitar with them sometimes, so we met after a show one night at Mercury Lounge. He liked my dancing. The first guest I ever called out of the blue was Joe Franklin. He’s the king. We’re pretty inseparable now. Generally speaking though, it’s always a scramble to get guests. A lot of times I don’t know who the guest is until a day or two before the show. Besides dancing in drag for Satanicide, you’re in a couple of other bands, right? Didn’t one have a song that made it onto TRL or something? I’ve played in a bunch of not-very-popular bands over the years, including but not limited Sons of Elvis, Uptown Sinclair, and Cobra Verde. I currently play in the band Valley Lodge, which is sort of pop rock band, and Children of the Unicorn, which is more hard rock. I don’t know if any of my songs have ever

been on TRL but I have a bunch of songs in a really bad teen movie playing on Cinemax right now. The folks are pretty proud. Do you have any upcoming projects/shows that the LVHRD members should be aware of? I do the Dave Hill Explosion monthly at the UCB Theatre. Also, I have been shooting stuff for the last few months for Current TV, which is the new network Al Gore is somehow involved with. I’m working on a show with Madeleine Smithberg, who is one of the Daily Show creators. She sends me all over the country to do stories on all sorts of fun stuff. It will be on the TV and Internet. I am also working on the Dave Hill calendar, which I am hoping to have available for the holidays. Oh and let’s be MySpace friends! That would be so great.

Anything else I might be up to is generally mentioned on my website or my rock band’s website. Or if you see me at the grocery store or free clinic or something you could just ask me. I long for human interaction.

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3 random facts about Dave Hill He once ate fifteen raw jalapeño peppers in less than two minutes.

He lived in the Chelsea Hotel his first year in NYC, “which was tons of fun. It was like living in a crazy dorm for grown-ups.”

He has met Barry White.

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A: KRISTIN SLOAN Q: CATHERINE FOULKROD PHOTOGRAPH BY DOUG JAEGER Ballerina, blogger, biker, Kristin Sloan has attended every LVHRD event, but two. How DOES she do it?

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Kristin Sloan on set for the upcoming film, “Irish Pub Inn”.

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When I was young, my mother claimed if I ate all my asparagus I’d grow up to be a pretty ballerina. I didn’t. But Kristin Sloan must have. From her lithe yet muscular frame, to her expressive cheekbones and calming demeanor, Sloan exudes ‘pretty ballerina’. However, she also has a certain edge, a smirk to her lips – an undeniable yet elusive quality suggesting something beyond the expected.

Kristin Sloan is a dancer with the New York City Ballet, who has studied and toured throughout the world. In June 2005 she also founded a website (thewinger.com) that chronicles her dance experiences and those of fellow dancers and dancemakers from around the globe in the form of photos, text and video. Additionally, Sloan’s love for music has pushed her to become a recreational drummer, a hobby that kept her moving and inspired throughout various injuries and breaks from dancing. This September, she was a judge at LVHRD’s Battle of

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I recently drank tea with Kristin at Ceci Cela in SoHo. You’ve trained to be a dancer since you were nine.

How did you first fall in love with dance, and when did you realize you wanted to do it professionally? I started out ice-skating, actually—when I was 8—then, my coach said ‘you should take ballet.’ I’d taken a few ‘Dolly Dinkle’ classes (i.e. a spastic class of kids running around in tutus). I’d always wanted to do more serious stuff, so I ended up going to a super-strict, Britishstyle ballet school. I didn’t want to be in the Ice Capades; I didn’t like falling on my butt all the time, and the rink was so cold—I couldn’t deal. Eventually, I quit skating to focus on ballet.

When I was about 12, I saw the New York City BalC O N T I N U E D

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let. I’d never seen anything like it. I was used to big classical ballet, but this was entirely different; it was speed, and the dancers were so happy on stage.

I thought, I want to do that.

This past summer you taught dance classes in Savannah; this was your first experience teaching. What was it like? It was pretty crazy.

I never thought I’d want to teach, but then I got the opportunity to do this summer program, which was a week and a half long summer intensive for kids ages 7 through 18. I’d never taken a two-hour ballet class, let alone taught

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one, so it was daunting. I was nervous about filling the entire time, but actually went 20 minutes over.

I’ve had some amazing teachers. To be able to pass some of that on was the coolest thing. And the kids were so engaged. You have the coolest parents ever (they lived on a 1940’s wooden motorboat docked in Boston,

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They’ve always been supportive. [They allowed me to] leave home when I was 14, to go to the School of American Ballet in NYC. Then, when I was 16, they got an apartment in the city, and I lived there alone, instead of in the dorms. It’s because they trusted me so much that I became so independent and knew C O N T I N U E D

“ If you know the personalities of the dancers in the company, it makes it a richer experience.

That’s the concept of The Winger.”

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and now they have an artist’s loft in Williamsburg). How have they inspired you and influenced your creativity, and how come they’re so damn cool? They definitely love each other and that’s an environment in itself. Our family matters most to them. My parents (also) always want new adventures, which is instilled in me. I always want to do something new.

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what I wanted. They let me think for myself. You had a hip injury that took you off the stage for 3 1/2 years; how did you deal? It’s hard. On top of not being able to do what you want to do, suddenly you can’t do the thing you’re best at. You feel a little worthless.

But, during my recovery time there was never a doubt that I wanted to get back. If there had been, I don’t think [the recovery] would have happened, there were too many factors saying it was impossible.

I had gone straight from school into the company.

Before my injury, I would be in theater from 9:30 am until 11 pm, then I’d do the same thing the next day. I had no life, which is exactly how I wanted it at the time, because it was the only place I wanted to be. When I was hurt I had to find a life for myself outside of the company. So you picked up other things, like the drums. I just love music so much; it’s really one of the main reasons I dance. I wanted to do something that wasn’t going to take my attention away from healing, so I thought I could play music, and drums were the most logical choice. I could move, I had rhythm—drums just came naturally. You also have a blog, thewinger.com. How did The Winger come about? Dance isn’t usually associated with ‘online community’. It started because I’m a total technology geek and I liked the idea of sending pictures from my mobile phone to a website. Then, there’s so much that happens in the actual process of creating a ballet, there are so manty different personalities that make it what it is, and I thought, why can’t I apply this technology to my work life?

I had friends that had no concept of what I did or what

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my return to the company meant.

People would ask, “So do you stretch all day?” And I was like, “That’s not it at all.”

If you know the personalities of the dancers in the company, it makes it a richer experience. That’s the concept of The Winger. It’s about connecting the artist with the audience. There’s such a huge gap between the people that do the work and the people that watch it.

If I could close that gap just a little, that would be great. You were recently a judge at the LVHRD Battle of the Moves II, and you’ve been involved in countless LVHRD events. What keeps you coming back for more? LVHRD forces you to get out of your little community of people that do the same thing you do. You meet mostly creative people, and even if they’re not, you just talk to people about what they do. It makes you think differently about your own work. And the events give people a common experience to connect with and interact, instead of just sticking them in a room with a bunch of alcohol, trying to see if they’ll talk. So you play the drums, you have a blog, and you now ride a motorcycle? Not your typical ballerina. I don’t think many people know that I do that stuff. It’s just what I like, I can’t help it.

My boyfriend has a motorcycle, I ride on it, it’s awesome; it’s a great way of getting around. It’s a little scary. It’s not like I want to be a rebel and get a bike.

It’s not about that. It’s out of convenience and fun. What kind of bike? A BMW 650 CS, 2003, used. I bought the bike and they literally dumped it out on 11th Ave, and were like “Good luck.” I was like, wait, I rode a bike for two days three weeks ago in a parking lot for training, and now I’m in New York City. Fuck. It was okay though.

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CATHERINE FOULKROD

Catherine Foulkrod is a freelance editor and writer living in Brooklyn. She is the Editor-at-Large of KGB Bar Lit – an online magazine featuring cuttingedge writing from literary luminaries and emerging authors of all genres, and thought-provoking work by visual artists, musicians, and filmmakers. She is also the Associate Editor of Ballyhoo Stories – a print journal of fiction, non-fiction, and comics.

In addition to writing short fiction, Catherine is currently at work editing a non-fiction book manuscript about one soldier’s experiences in Iraq.

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KARAOKE MANUSCIRPT MCFGHT! INDIAN BOY DEALING WEED TROUSERS MALIBU BARBIE PENTHOUSE FORUMS TORI AMOS GOD MOTHER PEDERASTY PISTACHIO INDENTURED SERVITUDE BOOK CRAZY MAIZE HARD ON

ABOUT THE INTERVIEW SUBWAY INN 60TH STREET/LEXINGTON SEPTEMBER 13TH, 2006, 6PM

We asked for a photo and Rakesh sent us this.

Since when do editors get headshots?

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A discussion between Raskesh Satyal, semi-finalist in MCFGHT! Karaoke Showdown, and Chris Parris-Lamb, a regular LVHRD attendee, is not too uncommon. These two work on different sides of the fence, Chris as a literary agent for the Gernert Company and Rakesh as an associate editor at Broadway Books. In the working world, these two professionals should talk all the time... just not like this.

We both read for a living. What’s the best beginning to a piece of literature—chapter, paragraph, or sentence—you’ve ever read? The best beginning in all of literature belongs to any Penthouse Forum that opens with, “This is a true story...” Your first acquisition as an editor at Broadway Books was, famously, Tori Amos’s autobiography. Does Ms. Amos have trouble spelling common words? Does she repeatedly flout any particular rule of grammar for which she might deserve light-hearted ridicule? How does she sign her emails? Does she speak breathily on the phone?

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“ The best beginning in all of literature belongs to any Penthouse Forum that opens with, “This is a true story...”

FAR RIGHT Rakesh slays the crowd at MCFGHT!

C O N T I N U E D F R O M your mother in real life know? In real life, my mother knows. Your talents don’t stop with the written word, however: you have a cabaret act called Rocky and Johnny, wherein you croon and Jonathan Burnham, the most fabulous man in publishing, and the Publisher of HarperCollins, accompanies you on the piano. In this age of illegal downloading and file sharing, what needs to happen for crooning to survive as an art form? Good head.

I think anyone’s ready to croon A sampling of titles that have past been beneath Rakesh’s pen.

“Allah is Not Obliged”, “Tori Amos: Piece by Piece”, “How I Paid for College”, and “Three Bags Full”.

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after good head. You burned the proverbial house down with your rendition of George Michael’s “Father Figure” at LVHRD’S MCFGHT! Karaoke Showdown earlier this summer. Have you ever picked someone up in a karaoke bar? If so, grade the experience. I picked myself up but I can’t give myself head, so that’s why I was doing karaoke instead of crooning. If that makes any sense. I’m not sure that it does. But speaking of pederasty, you’re famous for being a veritable font of pederasty jokes, which are great for awkward, nervous

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laughs at cocktail parties. Tell me your favorite. A little girl and a child molester are walking through the woods at night. The little girl says, “These woods are scary.” To which the child molester replies, “You think they’re scary—you’re not the one walking home alone after this.” And speaking of favorites, what’s your favorite word? Mine’s “trousers.”

Pistachio. Reading unpublished manuscripts for a living also means you encounter your share (or more than it) of books not worth the printer cartridge wasted on it. Tell me about the worst manuscript you’ve ever read. It was what the author thought was a literary novel called HOW TO SUCCEED

BY DEALING WEED. I think if you’re actually successful enough at that to write a book about it, you’re Jay-Z, not some sallow guy from Canada, which this guy was. I love ethnic food, and one of the great

parts about being friends with minorities is getting insider knowledge of the best ethnic eateries in the city. What’s your favorite Indian restaurant? Crazy Maizethey sell really good Apache food.

You’re celebrating a birthday this week. What’s the best birthday present you’ve ever received?

Malibu Barbie. When I was 11. The mother of the girl who gave it to me knew that’s what I really wanted, even though I couldn’t say it.

She was clearly very perceptive.

My mother immediately put it in the kitchen cupboard at the party so no one else would see it. That was just my first Malibu Barbie.

There were many others. The worst part of publishing is the money, so I won’t bother asking you that?

What’s the best part? Getting to work with a whole coven of bitches. How do you start your day?

Morning wood. What does LVHRD mean to you? MRNG WD

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Chris Parris-Lamb is a literary agent at The Gernert Company. He has two clients (whom he would remind that it’s Rakesh, not he, who’s into pederasty jokes), but spends most of his time working with other company authors, who range from Tommy Lee and John Grisham to the hopelessly literary and therefore obscure. A 2004 graduate of the University of North Carolina at Chapel Hill, he also contributes to flavorpill and reviews books for Boldtype.

He was born in Alabama and grew up in various parts of the South, lastly and primarily North Carolina. a 90.

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A:BECCA GREENE Q: LESLIE PRICE Becca performs sketch comedy and improv with The Royal We. She was a runner up in both ACTHRD and the first DNCHRD competition. She’s also the most fashionable comedian we know.

What do you do? I am a comedic actress in a sketch comedy troupe called The Royal We. I also work at a photography agency and I DJ with a group called Essexy. Where do you DJ? At the Back Room, which was an old speakeasy.

And now it’s a new speakeasy. It’s a bar. And now it’s legal to drink there, which is good. ‘Cause the cops don’t come around. No gangsters, no machine guns. Where were you born originally? I was born originally in New Hampshire. And I was born again (laughs) when I became a Christian again. Born a third time...No, I was born in New Hampshire and I moved at two to Key West, Florida. I spent ten years there and in other areas of Florida. When and why did you move to New York City? I moved in...

I think 1998? To complete college [at Marymount Manhattan College].

When did you start doing comedy?

I’ve done it all my life. I did a one-woman show when I was three in

PHOTOS BY YOUNGA PARK The Susan Lucci of LVHRD finally reveals why she has raw meat in her pockets and if the curtains match the drapes.

my living room called Tap n’ Jelly. Have you ever bombed on stage?

Yes. The Royal We started out doing a lot of improv. And when it’s good, it’s golden. There’s nothing funnier than good improv. But if you are just not feeling it or it’s not inspired, it’s the worst feeling in the world because then you’ve got nothing to fall back on. You feel naked and scared and alone. It’s the worst. What do you do? You go home and cry and drink a bottle of wine. Do you have a routine to get in the mood for a performance? Yes, sure. Little mental word games and kind of focus yourself. Really basic things, actually. Like children’s riddles. I also swab myself in oils.

I heard that you are developing a TV show. What’s going on with that? The Royal We is doing a pilot for TV Land. They’ve given us some dough to make a tape. We’ll be starting on that very soon, actually—on the filming and production. It’s really exciting. How many shows do you have to film? We just do one. It’s short - about 10 minutes [laughs]. What was your worst job ever? I’m assuming it’s C O N T I N U E D

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Becca through the seasons at DNCHRD I.

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C O N T I N U E D F R O M not any of the jobs that you’re currently involved with. I worked at a meat counter in a grocery store deli. And I had to slice meat and I had to wear a little paper cap that was like (newsboy voice) “Extra! Extra!” Where was this? This was in Massachusetts.

And it was terrible. I went home

“ I did a one-woman show when I was three in my living room called Tap n’ Jelly.” smelling like meat. And I worked with a friend of mine and she would put the ends off the roast beef in my coat pockets. So I’d touch them when I would reach in to grab my keys. It was disgusting. What do you like about living in New York? What do you dislike?

You can be neighborhood specific.

I like the Lower East Side because it has a lot of energy, I really feel like I’m IN New York. Every time I walk out my door I see something nutty. And I hate the Lower East Side sometimes because it smells like garbage and there are rats and crazy people. What do you do in your spare time? Chanting. Hobbies? No, I don’t chant. [laughs] I like nights in. Romantic nights by myself. And I read.

Listen to music. What kind of music do you like? Oh, all kinds. [corny voice] Anything but country and classical! I think Tapes ‘n’

Tapes is pretty cool. Hot Chip.

Of Montreal—love ‘em, love ‘em.

And, you know, Sonny and Cher. Everything that’s out now. Why did you join LVHRD? Because they kept coming over to my apartment and knocking on the door with their backpacks and smiley faces and eventually I caved in. I liked the events that they threw. I thought that they were creative and fun.

I thought I could meet gentlemen.

I thought I would meet a special someone. How many challenges have you done? Wait, they’re not challenges... [Laughs] It’s like . They’re not challenges...competitions. They are typical challenges. They’re... battles. I’ve been in battle for LVHRD three times. Twice for the Battle of the Moves and once for the acting. ACTHRD. Have you won anything? No, I’m the Susan Lucci of LVHRD. I’ve lost every time. I got second last year at the DNCHRD. And then this year you got third? Yes, I tied for third. In both the acting and the dancing.

But you know what? It doesn’t matter. It doesn’t matter. I’m happy to be nominated. Is there anything else that people should really know about you? That maybe they don’t know? Maybe they assume things that aren’t true. I’m not really that short. How tall are you? Really like five nine. But people think I’m shorter. [laughing] No I’m not. I am short. What do people think - I don’t know.

Do the curtains match the drapes?

Do they? I don’t even know if that’s the right terminology. Does the carpet match the drapes. Carpet, yes. The curtains do match the drapes. I have no idea, yeah.

That’s a hard thing to say because I don’t know what people think of me. I think people would call me plucky. And I would agree that I’m plucky. [lasciviously] In all the right ways.

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Becca caught gazing in to her bright future at Atlantic City’s Trump Taj Mahal.

LESLIE PRICE

Leslie Price is a 25-year-old writer and editor living in Bushwick, Brooklyn. She is currently on staff at Time Out New York magazine as the assistant editor in the Eat Out section, where she reports on the city’s ever-changing dining and nightlife scene. Previous to Time Out, she held the position of associate editor at the now-defunct Museums Magazine, a publication that covered art. Leslie is originally from Philadelphia and has lived in New York for almost four years. During her precious free time, Leslie enjoys reading (voraciously) or biking through the boroughs.

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A:COREY PAK Q: Jeralyn Gerba PHOTO BY DAVID SNETMAN The winner of FSHN DL II goes from facing her fear to preparing to run away with the circus. We talk to her through the jump.

FSHN DL II PATCHOULI AND POT FEAR OF HEIGHTS TRAPEZE FLYING HANDBAGS THE GAP MILK TOAST THEORY CONDI TOMMY

Corey Pac shown mid-sew at FSHN DL II

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In 1996, Corey Pak was sewing curtains for Tommy Hilfiger. A minute later she was running P.A.K., her own clothing line and boutique in Nolita (back when it was still called Chinatown).

She hit the ground running with stints at The Gap, Seven Jeans, and American Eagle Outfitters, only to “settle” into her new gig as head of Theory’s Accessories Division. But there’s not much time to catch a breath. Today, she’s performing her first trapeze dismount from twenty-three feet up in the air. So what makes a girl jump off a perfectly sturdy ledge?

I can’t believe I’m doing this. I am deathly afraid of heights. It’s going to be easier once you’re up there.

You’re gonna fly I’m nervous. Fuck it. It’s gonna be great. Don’t forget to chalk your hands. I’ll distract you with some hard-hitting journalistic questions. This is a fashion profile, but you said your background is in architecture, eh? Yeah, I went to Parsons.

I wanted to go to Rhode Island School of Design, but when I went to visit, the first person I met was some total hippie guy drenched

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in patchouli and pot. It was raining, it was cold, and I was like, I hate the ‘burbs.

(Break for trapeze flying tutorial and a lesson in safety precautions. Instructor says the key to success is not making “spontaneous unrequested behaviors” while on the platform or in the air. CP is looking cool, calm, collected.

Remarks that her hands are clammy.)

So you stayed in NYC, where you were born and raised. When and why did you decide to go in the direction of fashion, dahling? Oh, that was well after college. I studied product design and architecture during my whole college career, but the firm I was working for did a lot of projects in fashion. I was actually working for Tommy Hilfiger, designing his store and showroom opening. We C O N T I N U E D

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C O N T I N U E D F R O M were trying to get it together and one day the curtain maker disappeared. He said, “You better get yourself a machine and learn to make drapes.” So I did. Just like that? Yeah. Then I started sewing stuff for myself. I made a skirt and some girl said, “Can you make me one?” And you know when you’re young, you’re like, I got fifty bucks in my pocket. I’m rich. I can do this. Eight months later I opened a store. At twenty-three?

Shit, that’s ambitious. Well, I was walking down the street, and my friend was like, “It’s bullshit having people tell you what to do.

Just open something yourself.” So RIGHT Handbags from Corey’s Middleburgh1792 line.

Top to bottom: Westman Doctor, Main Street Tote, Library Bucket. . FAR RIGHT Corey preparing to overcome her fear of heights

“ a rep came by and asked if I did wholesale.

I was like, what’s that?”

I did. Pretty soon, a rep came by and asked if I did wholesale. I was like, what’s that? Ha! It was just as the young designer market was booming—like Katayone [Adeli] and Daryl K—so it was just starting to have a bit of energy. Some Soho designer collective got a bunch of us together and sponsored our first fashion shows. We opened Fashion Week up at the tents. It was totally bizarre.

(CP watches trapeze artist and then ascends the ladder up to the platform and takes the leap.)

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ing up there, confronting your fears at 8:30 on a Saturday morning? Really scary. Have you always been afraid of heights? Yes. Always. [When] climbing the ladder, I was kind of like aaahhhhhh! I get tight in my muscles.

I’m impressed you were game to do it. In the back of my head I thought I could get over it. The girl up there was trying to calm me down and I totally appreciate it. When she asked if I was ready, my legs were shaking so hard that I couldn’t bend my knees. I just kept telling myself, I’m gonna do this. It makes me want to run away with the carnies. You can borrow my leggings. It’s so weird because I can totally snowboard, and do big jumps and stuff, but when it comes to heights like this I flip out. Snowboarding seems way scarier. You go shooting down a mountain with your feet strapped to a board. There’s safety in there—in being attached—grounded. I started when I was in college; it took me a really long time to get it.

I’m one of those people who takes twice as long for anything with hand-eye coordination. I think I was eight when I learned how to ride a bike. So embarrassing. Nine when I learned how to swim. Maybe it’s just sports. You seem to get everything else on the first try. When you’re younger, none of this is a big deal. But I’m in my early 30’s and I feel my body slowing down. I’m going be sore for three days from this. Plus, this harness thing is super tight.

Which is good, very Marie Antoinette—feels like a corset. Corsets are going to be big for fall.

Sometimes, I just like declaring things like that. Anyway, what was your style, your influences when you were designing your own line?

And how long did you stick with it? Super 90’s minimal anything.

Clean lines, crisp cottons, twist

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on the classics. But after awhile I was stressed out and not having fun. A friend contacted me about an Internet company that needed a creative director. I didn’t know anything about the web, but I got along with the owner, and agreed to work there for a year—which was great. Then the bust happened, I got a nice severance package, and spent the summer decompressing, going to lunch with friends, riding bicycles. Then 9/11 happened and I didn’t want to be here so I went to Spain to work for Pepe Jeans. Sounds like a whirlwind.

How was working in the European corporate environment? It was my first foray into the corporate world, but it was Spain, so it was a gentle entry. I’ve always fought against industry, because I had a really hard time fitting into the mold. I worked at Polo Jeans, which was really corporate and I was the black sheep and had to bite my tongue a lot. I had to teach myself to handle it, because I knew it would be good background. The mentorship. Learning the ropes. I did it for four years! Maybe we should run off and C O N T I N U E D

P R E M I E R

I S S U E NXT PG

JERALYN GERBA

Jeralyn Gerba is the New York City Editor of DailyCandy, an online newsletter covering the latest trends in fashion, food, travel, and culture. Her former jobs include VIP hospitality at the US Open, publishing assistant at Htzine, shot-girl at various tragic Manhattan clubs, and waffle iron demonstrator at Williams Sonoma. Born and raised in New York, she graduated from NYU with a BS in Communications and a minor in Art History that has never been used. In addition to searching for the city’s latest offerings, Jeralyn’s always looking for cheap thrills, shortterm goals, and something to celebrate. She’s also a superhero, but telling you which one would ruin her secret identity.

PG 67

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Model on left in Corey Pak’s FSHN DL II winning design

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L V H R D . O R G PRV PG

C O N T I N U E D F R O M start a normal person circus. Come one, come all for a show full of mediocre tricks. (JG and CP watch as girl falls into net.) It looks like that girl might throw-up. Besides being a carnie, what career outside of design do you fantasize about? Being a doctor. Realistically, if I had to quit my job tomorrow, I would work with abandoned animals, ASPCA, or farm animals or something like that. I do volunteer work now, and I really love it. I love how you manage to look like a pro in your trapeze gear. Cute leggings, striped socks. You fit right in. If you could dress any NY character, (be it celebrity, socialite, tranny, celebrity-socialite-tranny), who would it be? Woody Allen. I would make him look like Andre 3000.

He’s so eccentric, but he wears normal-people clothes -- which totally doesn’t reflect his personality. I mean, he had an affair with his adopted daughter.

Not normal. I’d also like to dress Condoleezza Rice. I met her once, and I was so disappointed that she had the worst handshake ever.

Here, I’ll show you. Ew! Milk toast. Milk toast? Like, all soggy. Yeah. It was a total bummer.

Oh, your turn.

(An emboldened Pak volunteers to go one more trapezeflying round.)

Where are you going after this? I’m going to Europe tomorrow for Theory, I just started working there. It’s smaller [than AE], there’s lots of creativity, it’s pretty amazing, and I get to travel to Italy. How bourgeois. Speaking of, how are you handling the onslaught of publicity, since the LVHRD battle?

You know, the press is relentless.

We have a heliport on top of the apartment for quick getaways.

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GMHRD JUNE 5TH, 2005 BARCADE, BROOKLYN, NY HOST CRAIG BALDO NO PANTS ALLOWED

Submit your own story (500 words or less) about a LVHRD event you attended. mgzn@lvhrd.org The following is a retelling of one member’s experience at his first LVHRD event, GMHRD. His brother, Erin Sparling, who invited him, would go on to become the runner-up in the first ever Underpants Only Video Game Tournament.

Nicholas Hall has spent the last nine years of his life writing poems, and the last two years writing code. He finds their mechanisms similar but incomparable. He has circuitously done web-development work for US Magazine, Rolling Stone, and The National Book Critics Circle, and thus is now working in the service industry. Watch for things at http://inck.net.

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WAYS TO WALK

Life is in the sidewalks in midtown Manhattan; a grid of shoe-prints, a million interwoven marches. Walk from 38th and 8th to 54th and 5th in 15 minutes and you are a horseman in a field or a dancer in a mirrored room.

The work is done without effort, and as you wonder if you’re nearly there, you’re there.

Cut between the lanes of scaffolding where a crossbar is missing. Tilt your shoulders to sidestep the slow or the lost.

These are beautiful motions, full of variation, purpose but not intent. Each person is but a mess of angles flying, shards of glass.

They run away because they have a clear escape route, and the next face steals into the space.

Driving is my proudest illiteracy; I will never learn.

Riding a bicycle through staggering blocks of cars is a rapture now but was difficult when I started coming to Manhattan. Heading down from 34th Street we shrank from the traffic in the near-nonexistent bike lanes. Turning off Chrystie St. towards the Williamsburg Bridge, Delancey was a grave stampede. You know the fear: hit pothole, slide out, watch tire approach, feel skull buckle against the road.

I survived the cars, and my morbidity, and fear gave way to weary anger at the speed bumps that then thwarted the first climb of the bridge. By the peak I could no longer breathe, drowning in years of Parliament tar. As we flew down the other side into

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Brooklyn, I cried for the rest and from the wind in my eyes. I had just about caught up with my body when we arrived.

We locked up outside a bar called Barcade, hosting an event called Game Hard or GMHRD. The event had structure: wear no pants, wear a helmet and/or wig, selected will compete in playing retro video games. I complied absently, still spinning, then ambled in. A whole room sans pants, infantilized and sexualized in one master stroke. It was a choreographic night, a separate stage where we talked and drank normally but relatively naked, and so talked more and drank less.

Most bars are like the midtown streets. Long ago they were built and their lanes laid out and lines painted and then all the roving dangerous beasts let loose within so they could get to places, crushing each other along the way.

Armored in hard jeans and hard hair, going one direction at a time, loud, ethanol-fueled, people in bars follow love—a kind of travel—as a car travels, and if they catch up they will roll right over it, out of sight beneath their steel bodies. But like cars, bar-people have people inside them, driving, just trying to get somewhere faster. The difference between the street and the sidewalk, the bar and the event, is just how armor-plated are its wayfarers. And in New York, everybody walks. nicholas hall photograph by ben gersh

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PIERS FAWKES

Piers Fawkes left his native London a few years ago for Manhattan and, inspired by his new world, he set up PSFK.com: where he and his team write daily about consumer and cultural trends.

He spends so much time writing about the trends in the real lives of other people, he forever longs to write about the fictitious lives of the characters in his head, including alter-ego Guy Brighton. Piers likes to dance along the glittering sidewalk on 12th Street, just west of University.

PG 76

THE BEGINNING

“I don’t love you,” she said slowly turning her head on the pillow. Her eyes widened and focused on Guy. Determined.

Every morning for the last two weeks she had said the same thing. Or similar. She hadn’t said such things for the two weeks before but then again they were on honeymoon for two weeks on an awfully remote island in the middle of an awfully big ocean surrounded by couples being awfully nice to each other. Maybe she felt guilty to say such a thing on her honeymoon.

So this was the beginning. The beginning of their marriage. The beginning of his morning.

Guy decided the best policy was to keep his mouth firmly shut in order to stop the barrage of words thumping against his teeth, trying to escape and shout out his anger into the air.

“I think I want to be with someone else,” she continued.

Start it all over.

Someone wider, someone taller, someone richer, someone foreigner, someone musical, someone

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poetic, someone brave, someone.

Just not Guy. There was nothing he could say to appease her. This was how she will be until his call at lunch. And even then, God help them if her work had been hectic, stressful or unsatisfying that morning.

“I expected something different from my life and I don’t think you can give it to me.”

A large kitchen, a villa in Ibiza where she can spend her summers with her only future child, a townhouse with a sun-deck provided by someone without debt, someone who had a proper job, someone who was grown up, had stopped wearing tees and jeans.

Wasn’t Guy supposed to be enjoying this beginning with her? Wasn’t he supposed to be one half of a smug couple with her, dancing a featherweight existence, and, more importantly, fucking at any possible opportunity?

“What would you do if I said the things you say to me to you?” Guy asked.

“I know,” she replied.

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ERIK FOLIAGE

Erik Foliage used to go to day camp in the summer. He fell asleep at the pool and got badly burnt. Originally from Winnipeg, Erik lives somewhere in Brooklyn and steals stuff from the Strand.

He is a sometime editor of the Dick Pig Review.

PG 78

before and after

I’ve been reading a book, surrounded by scenesters and young professionals, pages crammed against my face. I found it in a cardboard box on the street, labeled ‘FREE’ with magic marker. It was a horror novel for young adults, a little racy for its age group, but most of the violence and sexual tension was watered down. It was called Terror High.

The main character, Mandy Briggs, was expounding in overly purpled prose the merits of her ‘crush,’ Chad Penbrook. Although he was a moody kid from the wrong side of town, something about the way he would press his shoulder against hers when he would drive her home in his classic car, and something about the way he would squint at her like that James Dean wannabe from Twin Peaks, filled her with an abundance of gushy, confusing, overwhelming feelings that were better left out of short fiction and kept in a diary or notes passed between classmates in Biology Lab. I’m not sure what

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compelled me to keep reading, except that even with all her faults as a narrator I understood Mandy’s defense of her often imperfect boyfriend, who may or may not have killed his father at Harrison’s Abandoned Mill. No one can control the power these creatures have over us, these sirens who enter unannounced and steal something from us we secretly want stolen. These relative strangers seldom become the perfect partners we decide to split apartments and co-write fanzines with, and most of the time they reveal themselves to be devoid of the qualities they show at first blush. Which explains why we spend one month dating them for every three we spend coming home alone late at night drunk, falling on our filthy couches and flipping through infomercials until the sun peaks. But we keep waiting for these regretted feelings to bloom again, centering around someone new. Because as much as we drink and smoke and swear it away, most of us can never truly extinguish hope.

ERIK FOLIAGE ILLUSTRATION BY DANIEL ARBELLO

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