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SCC Law School SPACE COAST COMMUNITY LAW SCHOOL If you’ve stumbled upon Space Coast Community Law School’s website, you must have received our intergalactic admissions package. First, some housekeeping: Attending Space Coast is a privilege, and not a right. You must agree to keep our Space Exchange Program secret. Failure to maintain secrecy will mean immediate denial of your application for admission. In addition, if you are already attending law school here at Space Coast as part of our Space Exchange Program, expulsion from the school, and from the exchange program, will likely result. It will also likely result in your immediate removal from planet Earth.

Why Studying the Law on Earth Can Benefit Your Space Community? Laws can be complex and difficult to understand no matter where you live in the universe, but the more you learn about what brings legislation about, the more your understanding can grow. You may be interested in the Space Exchange Program because you’re looking at adopting some of the laws that exist here in the United States and on Earth. You can learn about them and present them to your own communities. Laws affect everyone, no matter which intergalactic community you live in, so it’s important to study them, talk about the merits of each law, and implement the ones that work best. When you don’t agree with a law that exists on your own planet, you may be able to learn how to change them. You must open up a discussion and challenge each law’s value.


Why Was the Space Coast Community Law School Created? Some laws are outdated and need to be taken off the books. At Space Coast Community Law School, we believe the only way to bring about change in any planet’s legal system is through open communication and education. That’s why we opened up our law school to exchange students from around the universe. We believe that there is much that can be learned from other galaxies’ laws, and bringing those students here can be of great benefit to us. It can also benefit the exchange students’ galaxies as well.

Join the Community, but Remember…Don’t Tell! You are studying the law, and you want to learn from other communities around the universe. Space Coast Community Law School gives you the opportunity to learn from other space cultures that aren’t identical to yours. Let’s learn about the legal matters that affect our various communities so that all of our galaxies can grow in justice and humanitarian efforts. Finally, we must remind you to keep the Space Exchange Program a total secret. Although we want you here, and we believe in the benefits of the Program, not all earthlings are as open arms as the rest of us. For your protection, and to ensure the continuation of the Program, mum’s the word.

DIVORCE Divorce is a very foreign concept to most of us here at Space Coast Community Law School; we’ve never had to deal with the nature of marriage, much less divorce. No matter how many ears we have, it’s just hard to understand and wrap our two heads around. We try to explain these concepts and how they affect humans in our lessons and via posts to this site. Humans need lawyers to get through a divorce, so it’s important that we understand all the ways their lives may be affected by it.


Please keep up with your studies and read the following posts to try to understand more about the concepts of divorce and what it means for you as a future lawyer for humans. PA Divorce Laws Spousal Support

PERSONAL INJURY To many of our students, the concept of personal injury is alien. You don’t understand what it is like to get hurt and have it affect your life. But, on Earth, we need to reevaluate our concept of injury and think of it much like we would damage to a spacecraft. I know, I know, even our spacecraft can be self-healing, but it is easier to think about it in terms of humans being comparable to machinery and how the damage to that machinery affects how it operates and the losses that could come with that. It’s important to learn about these concepts and also how humans need to deal with the legal aspects of personal injury law to help them get back to normal, or working order. Read more posts and keep up-to-date on your studies to learn more about personal injury laws on Earth. How Injuries Affect Earthlings How Injuries Happen

SEX ABUSE Sexual abuse for humans can be a very traumatic ordeal and is considered a very serious crime. Even though these violations occur much differently for them than they do for us, doesn’t make it any less offensive. It’s important that we try to understand how these violations occur and the laws surrounding humans to protect them from sex abuse and dealing with sex abuse after the fact in a court of law. Again, please keep up on your studies and read some of our various posts about sex abuse in humans to try to gain better understanding and find out how we can help them through these rough times. Sex Abuse Laws


WORKPLACE LAWS Humans have very specific laws when it comes to the places they work. This is primarily because they are susceptible to injury and have basic requirements in order to preserve quality of life. It’s important that the places Earthlings work abide by these laws to provide the same duty of care to their employees. It’s important that we try to understand how these violations occur and the laws surrounding humans to protect them from things like injury, discrimination, and unequal pay. Again, please keep up on your studies and read some of our various posts about workplace laws for humans to try to gain better understanding and find out how we can help them through these rough times. 

Earthlings Need Work Protections


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