GERMINATE MEDIA GROUP

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GERMINATE MEDIA GROUP All germs deserve nothing less than termination! There is nothing more disgusting than people who carelessly interact with the world without proper sanitization. Many diseases and illnesses have sprung from individuals who refuse to wash their hands or properly prepare their food. Do you realize how many lives ignorant hygienic practices claim every year? And no, this doesn’t just occur in third-world countries with little to no resources for proper sanitation. All over the world, people are letting germs infect their bodies and spread sickness. With so many medical and technological advances today, how are we as a society allowing our immune systems to suffer from corruption by illnesses that have existed for centuries? Everywhere I look, from the tiniest babies to fully-grown adults, all I see are disgusting habits. I spare infants and children from too harsh a judgment because their brains are still forming, but adults get no sympathy from me. All I can do is sigh and shake my head whenever I witness such hygienic atrocities. Sometimes, I feel like I can visualize thousands upon thousands of germs covering every surface. While I’m 99.9% sure that I have godlike hygiene and sanitization habits, I can’t just hoard this knowledge for myself. It’s only right I share everything I know with my fellow humans. I know I reach the masses by handing out my pamphlets and fliers at the park, but something tells me it’s not enough. I was feeling hopeless about my quest until I was watching my favorite movie, The Terminator, one night. In that movie, Arnold didn’t wait around to get the job done; he went back-in-time with one purpose: No matter who or what got in his way, he remained determined to terminate his target. Now, while I’m no technologically advanced robot sent from the future to destroy mankind, I am a man with access to the internet and comprehensive knowledge of the dangers of germs. And so, I have made this site as a means to discuss ways to destroy our germs in any way possible. I welcome all knowledge and discussion centering on keeping our bodies safe from unhygienic practices. Also, there’s room for discussion on the terminator franchise of films. Bonus points for anyone who wants to create fan art of a T-800 taking various humanoid forms germs or bacteria! Even more bonus points if someone can create a Germinator logo that uses the Terminator art style!!


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