Haywire Magazine Issue 2 - Choice

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The Seven Rules Of Castigation 1 · The fault is always with the weakest member. They are responsible for every fault. 2 · Lag is not an excuse. Get a better connection. 3 · Feelings are not an excuse. Ragequit if you’re not committed. 4 · Roleplaying means Lying. You will not work with liars. 5 · Skimming DKPs are a perk of the job. 6 · Volume is the designation of Command. None shall be louder. 7 · You are responsible for all victories. This must be acknowledged in all retellings. The Sixth Circle of Gaming Hell, The Canyons, has waves of back-seat commanders yelling at their own echoing voices, each feeding themselves from Snack Mountains and Stimulant Rivers, driving themselves into a wargasm, before a premature exclamation ruins their chance at glory forever. Screaming at shadows, they attempt the impossible task again, assured that this time will be glorious.

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