Grumpy Cat will get a sitcom. Not sure who will play the voice of the cat, but I'm thinking Seth Rogen or maybe the chick who did “Daria.” (Joani)
The Royal Baby will be the new 'It' Baby. Move over Suri Cruise, you're still as beautiful as ever, but in 2013 your spotlight will head over to England while we gush over all things royal baby, especially whether Kate will bear a future prince or princess. (Jennie)
Due to global warming induced sales boosts in the winter of 2012, even more fro-yo chains will open in Pensacola this year. Fingers crossed for Pinkberry! (Sam)
Based on nothing more than a random Facebook rumor and a little hope in my heart, I'm predicting Mumford & Sons will be one of the '13 Hangout Fest headliners. I also feel safe saying they will be this year's Grammy "surprise." And just like Arcade Fire and Bonny Bear, oops, we mean Bon Iver, before them, I'm sure "Who are Mumford & Sons?" will trend on Twitter. (Joani)
A high profile influential Christian—like Mike Huckabee—will come out in support of the online petition to classify Westboro Baptist Church as a "hate group." By years end, Christians all around the country will get on board and force the hate mongers to start calling themselves what they really are. And pay taxes. (Joani)
Good thing he's already comfortable in the spotlight because the Facebook fan page "Our Mayor is hotter than your Mayor" is going to hit over 100,000 likes, gaining national attention for the dreamy sometimes-model Ashton Hayward. Lots of appearances on cable news and “The Ellen DeGeneres Show” are sure to follow. (Joani)
The Zimmerman Agency goes home empty handed from the annual Pensacola Advertising Federation's ADDY awards. Mostly because they aren't local, but also because that logo wasn't as good as most created by Pensacola based agencies. (Joani)
Walmart will earn even more money via worker exploitation, teaming up with KFC to sell quick and cheap turkey dinners to hungry holiday shoppers in line during new 2013 PreBlack Friday Thanksgiving Day hours. (Sam)
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