ROB Thirteen! And, uh... is this your mom? (LAINEY begins pacing nervously back and forth. HOWARD grabs her and makes her stand next to him.) HOWARD Settle down. DRAKE Yep. And that’s my dad. Can we hurry up? ROB Of course, of course... uh... what would you like for Christmas, Drake? LAINEY Howard, I’m hungry . DRAKE I’m Jewish. ROB Oh! I didn’t know that! DRAKE Good, you shouldn’t know that. That would be creepy. LAINEY Just tell him what you want, honey. ROB Well what would you like for Hannukah? DRAKE Actually, we’re not practicing. (ROB rolls his eyes.) DRAKE Wait, I have a question: (points to ROB) If he gets a boner, can we sue?
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