SIGNPOST Hutchison School Student News Magazine January 2020 Volume 20, Issue 1
Snow Court Edition
Letter from the Contributors In accordance with our time-worn tradition of 2 years, Peer Council and Student Council have worked in conjunction to bring you this year’s Snow Court. Snow Court serves as a “homecoming court” opportunity for our lovely neighbors down the road. We have worked diligently to prepare candidates for the vital role they play in our entertainment. This year, the court consists of 6 nominees from the MUS Senior Class, as voted on by your Hutchison seniors. This Signpost is a special edition, designed to introduce you to our 2020 Snow Court. All of our nominees are deserving of the title, yet there can be only one Snow King of the Snow Ball. As you venture through this special edition of Signpost, we urge you to ponder the qualities you value in an “ideal MUS boy.” Vote wisely — the fate of our 2020 Snow King depends on you. May the best man win!
Sincerely,
Elizabeth McVean Student Council President
Abby Hays Signpost Editor-in-Chief
Lilly West Peer Council President
Keithran Hopson Q: What does it mean to you to be part of Snow Court? A: I don’t know Maley just told me that she nominated me
Q: Three ways you are a good candidate for Snow King: A: Im gorgeous, my hair is gorgeous and I have an eye freckle Q: What unique contributions have you made to the Hutchison community? A: these Q: Do you have a secret talent? If yes, please explain. A: Making Tik Toks with Annie Hayden Q: If you could dye your hair any unnatural color what would it be? A: Honestly, would dye it brown Q: What sport would you compete in if you were in the Olympics? A: Diving Q: What is your favorite non profit? A: MAM
Q: If your life was a movie, what actor would play you? What would be the title? A: My ex-wife Karen in Let Me See The Kids, PleaseChanning Tatum titled “Xander” Q: Where do you see yourself in 5 years? A: Still figuring out what im doing with my life Q: What is your favorite fast food restaurant? A: Churches chicken
Q: Bo or Charlie Ring? Why? A: Bo because B comes before C in the Alphabet
Q: What do you do after school? A: Usually just go home and go to my room and turn on the tv and stay up til like 1 then sleep.
Q: You enter a gas station with $7 for road trip snacks. What do you buy? A: A slushie and a Nerd rope and gum
Q: If you could create your own club, what would it be? A: The Keithro Boys and Girls Club of Memphis
Q: What is your go-to song for the commute to school each morning? A: Everybody Talks- Neon Trees
Q: Acronym with your name: A: K- My E- Name I- is T-way H-to R-long A-for N-this
Q: What’s your favorite school lunch? A: Ms. Sheila’s Canned Tuna Fish burgers Q: Least memorable United States President? A: Jefferson Davis Q: If you were a superhero, what superpower would you choose? Why? A: Freeze Time
Q: What question did you want us to ask, and what is your answer? A: What colors are mirrors? I don’t know
JD Huber
Q: What does it mean to you to be part of Snow Court? A: I’m a huge clout chaser. Q: Three ways you are a good candidate for Snow King: A: I have so much untapped potential, I’m the best Mario Kart player I know, I’ve been to three, maybe four senior speeches Q: What unique contributions have you made to the Hutchison community? A: I single handedly cancelled and then jumpstarted the Beeline Bazaar. Q: Do you have a secret talent? If yes, please explain. A: Yes, but it’s a secret. Q: If you could dye your hair any unnatural color what would it be? A: Black and Yellow Q: What sport would you compete in if you were in the Olympics? A: Winter: Biathlon; Summer: Beach Volleyball Q: What is your favorite non profit? A: St. Jude. Both of my sisters work through ALSAC. Q: Bo or Charlie Ring? Why? A: Charlie, I reckon Q: You enter a gas station with $7 for road trip snacks. What do you buy? A: Water, Trident White, Haribo Happy Cola Q: What is your go-to song for the commute to school each morning? A: Eve of Destruction by The Chemical Brothers Q: What’s your favorite school lunch? A: Chicken Caesar Salad. Hands Down. Q: Least memorable United States President? A: Benjamin Franklin. Q: College? A: It’s for nerds.
Q: If your life was a movie, what actor would play you? What would be the title? A: My ex-wife Karen in Let Me See The Kids, Please Q: Where do you see yourself in 5 years? A: Taller than Mr. Robinson Q: If you were a superhero, what superpower would you choose? Why? A: Teleportation. Anywhere you want to be, whenever, and don’t even have to waste time flying. Q: What is your dream job? A: Become DJ JD (only if Blake goes out of business) Q: What is your favorite fast food restaurant? A: Cook Out Q: What do you do after school? A: Basketball, and then, like, I don’t know Q: If you could create your own club, what would it be? A: a club sandwich Q: Acronym with your name: A: Jay Dee Q: What question did you want us to ask, and what is your answer? A: How do you feel about our foreign oil dependence? Bruh, don’t even get me started...
Cannon Hurdle Q: What does it mean to you to be part of Snow Court? A: Honestly it is the single greatest honor that I have ever received. Q: Three ways you are a good candidate for Snow King: A: My favorite insect is a Bee, I like girls, and my favorite colors are black and gold Q: What unique contributions have you made to the Hutchison community? A: I bought the coupon card for sting fling but haven’t used it yet. Q: Do you have a secret talent? If yes, please explain. A: I used to know how to solve a Rubik’s Cube. Q: If you could dye your hair any unnatural color what would it be? A: Whatever color Jack Gorman gets his hair dyed. Q: What sport would you compete in if you were in the Olympics? A: Bobsledding Q: What is your favorite non profit? A: Beeline Bazaar Q: Bo or Charlie Ring? Why? A: Colby Ring Q: You enter a gas station with $7 for road trip snacks. What do you buy? A: Raspberry Bug Juice and some Funyuns Q: What is your go-to song for the commute to school each morning? A: Black and Yellow Q: What’s your favorite school lunch? A: Toasted Ravioli- RIP Q: Least memorable United States President? A: J.D. Huber Q: College? A: University of Colorado Boulder.
Q: If your life was a movie, what actor would play you? What would be the title? A: There are actually already 8 movies. The Harry Potter series. Q: Where do you see yourself in 5 years? A: Married to Annie Hayden Q: If you were a superhero, what superpower would you choose? Why? A: Super strength so that I could fight jack Gorman. Q: What is your dream job? A: To take John Michael’s job. Q: What is your favorite fast food restaurant? A: Cook Out Q: What do you do after school? A: Cheer on the Hutchison bowling team. Q: If you could create your own club, what would it be? A: Birdwatching Club Q: Acronym with your name: A: I have no clue Q: What question did you want us to ask, and what is your answer? A: Do you have a life size poster of Reilly Ring in your room right next to your bed? Answer: Yes
Reilly Ring
Q: What does it mean to you to be part of Snow Court? A: The absolute world, I feel like I was born for this. Q: Three ways you are a good candidate for Snow King: A: I live here, I’m Dr. Ring’s son, It will be really awkward driving through campus every day if I don’t win. Q: What unique contributions have you made to the Hutchison community? A: Sidewalks? Pressure washed them. Lights? Changed them. Clocks? Replaced them. Geese? Removed them. Q: Do you have a secret talent? If yes, please explain. A: Football. Q: If you could dye your hair any unnatural color what would it be? A: Black and Yellow. Q: What sport would you compete in if you were in the Olympics? A: Gymnastics. Q: What is your favorite non profit? A: BeFreeRevoultion. Q: Bo or Charlie Ring? Why? A: I plead the 5th. Q: You enter a gas station with $7 for road trip snacks. What do you buy? A: Arnold Palmer and Gummy bears. Q: What is your go-to song for the commute to school each morning? A: I don’t have enough time. Q: What’s your favorite school lunch? A: Country Fried Steak at MUS but Grilled Cheese at Hutchison Q: Least memorable United States President? A: The 12th one. (Bet you also had to look up who it was)
Q: If your life was a movie, what actor would play you? What would be the title? A: They already have and it’s called Elf. Q: If you were a superhero, what superpower would you choose? Why? A: Reading minds, so I can finally understand what’s going on in Adele Keeney’s head. Q: What is your dream job? A: Hutchison Head of School. Q: What do you do after school? A: Drive my golf cart home. Q: If you could create your own club, what would it be? A: Dr. Ring fan club. Q: Acronym with your name: A: Rarely Ever Impresses Ladies Like Y’all Q: What question did you want us to ask, and what is your answer? A: Who fully embodies a Hutchison girl? Jada Millen.
Hooper Mattis Q: What does it mean to you to be part of Snow Court? A: Everything.
Q: Three ways you are a good candidate for Snow King: A: 1) I have been to the most senior speeches; 2) I once shot a turkey in my backyard; 3) because I have a low voice Q: What unique contributions have you made to the Hutchison community? A: The PEEPS club currently has 58 Hutchison members. Q: Do you have a secret talent? If yes, please explain. A: My voice is very deep, no explanation needed Q: If you could dye your hair any unnatural color what would it be? A: Light pink, but not too light. Q: What sport would you compete in if you were in the Olympics? A: Race Walking Q: What is your favorite non profit? A: LongHopes Donkey Shelter Q: Bo or Charlie Ring? Why? A: I don’t care about your dogs RiLeY. Q: You enter a gas station with $7 for road trip snacks. What do you buy? A: Tide Pods Q: What is your go-to song for the commute to school each morning? A: Stupid Horse –100 Gecs Q: What’s your favorite school lunch? A: Chicken Alfredo. Q: Least memorable United States President? A: Donald Trump Q: College? A: Cool.
Q: If your life was a movie, what actor would play you? What would be the title? A: Preacher’s Kid played by Rex Orange County Q: Where do you see yourself in 5 years? A: homeless Q: If you were a superhero, what superpower would you choose? Why? A: Invisibility to be invisible. Q: What is your dream job? A: The Head of School at Hutchison Q: What do you do after school? A: cry Q: If you could create your own club, what would it be? A: It’s called PEEPS. Q: Acronym with your name: A: H- H O- O O- O P- P E- E R- R Q: What question did you want us to ask, and what is your answer? A: How deep is your voice? Very deep
Will Woodmansee Q: What does it mean to you to be part of Snow Court? A: Oh, golly...there aren’t words in the English language to express my pride
Q: Three ways you are a good candidate for Snow King: A: I. Love. Hutchison. Q: What unique contributions have you made to the Hutchison community? A: I haven’t Q: Do you have a secret talent? If yes, please explain. A: I can catch grapes and marshmallows and stuff in my mouth from really far away Q: If you could dye your hair any unnatural color what would it be? A: Gold and black Q: What sport would you compete in if you were in the Olympics? A: Weightlifting Q: What is your favorite non profit? A: Venmo: Will-woodmansee Q: Bo or Charlie Ring? Why? A: Trick question... Team Mr. Dennis Ring all the way Q: You enter a gas station with $7 for road trip snacks. What do you buy? A: One of those Polo flatbills from behind the counter Q: What is your go-to song for the commute to school each morning? A: RICO gets the blood boiling Q: What’s your favorite school lunch? A: I like basil orzo day or chicken parm I guess Q: Least memorable United States President? A: Benjamin Franklin. Q: College? A: Da Crib University
Q: If your life was a movie, what actor would play you? What would be the title? A: Rachel McAdams: “Holiday Mixtape” Q: Where do you see yourself in 5 years? A: 23 Q: If you were a superhero, what superpower would you choose? Why? A: Super speed or something like that Q: What is your dream job? A: Snow King Q: What is your favorite fast food restaurant? A: Danver’s Q: What do you do after school? A: Orange Theory then Nut Hub Q: If you could create your own club, what would it be? A: Y’all really caught me off guard on this one Q: Acronym with your name: A: Women Is Like Lovely Q: What question did you want us to ask, and what is your answer? A: Q: “Least favorite Hutchison student?” A: “Y’all know Maley Horn?”
Snow Ball
When: February 1st, 2020 Where: Hutchison School Who: Juniors and Seniors Attire: Semi-Formal One guest may accompany each student.