By: Stella Quimby
An Examination of Star’s Modas.
We all know that the “DIVA of all DIVA’s” Christina loves to be the center of attention everywhere, even in front of a convenience store. First, it looks like Christina got into a fight with her dress and started ripping it apart, but then stopped. Naturally, she ripped sections of the dress that normally cover essential parts. To make matters worse, she wears the dress that fought her and added fuchsia stilettos to make sure everyone knows about her defeat of the dress. Girl…your outfit is for nighttime hookers. So remember when it is LIGHT outside, you don’t come out to work the streets. DARK out…ok time to work. And for your pimp (the bat), hide him… you’ll get more clients.
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X-Tina Aguilera (I’m guessing she is going after Adam Levine with that bat?)
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