Too Tired To Dance
by Hairy Mouth
Hairy Mouth is a mind that’s polluting the internet with thoughts about music. www.hairymouth.wordpress.com www.twitter.com/hairy_mouth hairymouth@hotmail.co.uk I
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Introducing...
Check out their new track ‘Low Machs’ right here: www.is.gd/0mKAPD III
Woahnows Providing our speakers with an abundance of highly energetic pop-noise, Woahnows may well have stumbled across a formula that will turn them into your new favourite band. The Plymouth based three-piece certainly provided an explosive burst of musical delight with their debut EP Forma, its blitz of punchy beats, twiddling guitars and shout-out-loud vocals created an utterly vibrant, instantly catchy collection of tracks. But with their new EP, The Joy Disorder set to be unleashed, followed by a mammoth UK and European-wide tour, it’s only a matter of time before Woahnows become unstoppable.
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Festival Preview...
Beacons The festival season is now well and truly underway, and with all of this sunny weather floating around in the atmosphere, there really is nothing better than sitting in a field full of friends, listening to some top tunes and sipping on a cold one. Shaping up to be one of the most impressive boutique art and music festivals of 2013, with a line-up ranging from Danny Brown to Savages, Beacons Festival has got something for everyone. So in preparation for a weekend packed full of fun and festivities, we thought we’d give you a run down of our ‘Must See’ acts from this year’s offerings: Drenge • Vondelpark • Lulu James Bill Ryder-Jones • Findlay • Danny Brown Fucked Up • Sky Larkin • Childhood V
For more info and tickets head over to: www.greetingsfrombeacons.com VI
Reviews... Desaparecidos (Top Left) Te Amo Camila Vallejo/The Underground Man Fuzzy, politically driven punk songs from the Bright Eyes frontman. ............................................................................................................................................................................. Washed Out (Top Right) Paracosm This dreamy second full-length is, at times, beautifull constructed. There’s a couple of brilliant singles, but overall it’s lacking the escapism that can be found on his previous recordings ............................................................................................................................................................................. Volcano Choir (Bottom Left) Repave Justin Vernon and pals are back with a bigger bolder sound. This is an epic record that’s both tender and powerful. ............................................................................................................................................................................. AlunaGeorge (Bottom Right) Body Music Providing an impressive plateau of super catchy, glitchfilled pop songs, AlunaGeorge are possibly one of the most original mainstream acts around.
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Playlist fthrsn - ‘Middle School Dance’ Big Scary - ‘Long Worry’ TRAAMS - ‘Flowers’ Run The Jewels - ‘Banana Clipper’ ft. Big Boi Washed Out - ‘It All Feels Right’ The Mallard - ‘A Form Of Mercy’ Nylo - ‘Take It Back’ Diarrhea Planet - ‘Babyhead’ FIDLAR - ‘Awkward’ Haim - ‘The Wire’ Sky Larkin - ‘Loom’ Go Dreamer - ‘Electro Phonk’ ft. Big K.R.I.T. No Middle Name - ‘Another Season’ Sirah - ‘On To The Next’ W∆NR - ‘Can’t Get Money’ Woahnows - ‘Low Machs’
Wanna listen? Give ‘em a Google. Or simply click here: www.is.gd/67yGv3 XI
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The Diary Of A Hairy Mouth...
Two-Towels How many towels do you use to get dry?
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I think I have a problem, and it’s been going on for quite some time. Only recently have I started to pick up on other peoples reactions to it, and whilst it’s not exactly lifethreatening, it does make me look like a bit of an idiot.
There is nothing worse than staying at a friends house, showering in the morning and having to face the reality that you only have one towel. Is it rude of me to ask for another? Because I don’t dare ask.
Thanks to being born part human, part furry animal, I have been blessed with having too much body hair. Yes I’m slightly warmer during the winter months, but when it comes to showering, it’s a nightmare.
But it isn’t all bad. There are a couple of advantages to using two towels. At least I don’t dry my face with the same towel that I use to dry my balls. Plus the extra wrap around helps keep out any unwanted drafts.
Not only do I use more shampoo, but it also takes much longer to get dry. It’s so bad that I have to use two towels to ensure I’m not left feeling damp.
It also makes your ObiWan Kenobi impression so much more convincing. Especially with the beard and slicked back hair. XIV