bypassing the whole bloated druggie phase to go straight for the younger, sharp-edged Elvis, and even if you charter a jet for $14,000 to fly your whole entourage not to Giza or Luxor but Vegas to get peanut butter and banana sandwiches, that, as Roy Blount, Jr. says, is the decision you make when a certain kind of sandwich means more to you than a certain amount of money. And when Aida waddles down the aisle, her behind jiggling like jelly ‘cause jam don’t shake like that, you’re as wild as a bug, boy, your hands are shaking and your knees are weak, you can’t seem to stand on your own two feet, you’re in love, whoo! You’re all shook up.
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