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Pretty, Pretty Good Finale

Curb Your Enthusiasm comes to a delightful close unlike so many airplane window shades.

BY REESE PIERCE

If you’re a long-time HBO viewer, it’s hard not hear the carnivalesque theme to Curb Your Enthusiasm (“Frolic” by composer Luciano Michelini) directly after the network’s name materializes out of the static. Every time I hear those first three tuba notes, I immediately picture clown shoes. Curb has aired concurrently with some of the shows that harkened the age of prestige TV: The Sopranos, Deadwood, The Wire, and The Leftovers, just to name a few. It has been the constant comedic respite from not only all the network’s dramas but from polite society in general, hoisting a satirical middle finger to everyone’s rules. Now, with its 12th and final season, Curb Your Enthusiasm has just ended one of the greatest runs in television history.

The show follows creator/writer Larry David (co-creator of Seinfeld), who plays an exaggerated version of himself going about his day-to-day life. For those familiar with Seinfeld, the character of George Constanza, who was a stand-in for David, is much the same: neurotic, cantankerous, apathetic, and unwilling to bend to convention. Curb is largely improvised with only a sketch of the episodes and arc for the season, allowing the

cast room to shape the narrative. There are some mainstays, such as his manager and best friend Jeff Greene (Jeff Garlin) and his foulmouthed wife Susie Greene (Susie Essman), ex-wife Cheryl David (Cheryl Hines), roommate Leon Black (J.B. Smoove), and frenemies Richard Lewis and Ted Danson playing themselves, but each season features a rotating cast of guests and cameos. Tracey Ulman as Larry’s girlfriend Irma Kostroski and Vince Vaughn as Freddy Funkhouser (a sort of replacement for Bob Einstein’s character after the actor’s death in 2019) have been some of the better recent additions.

The premise for Season 12 revolves around Larry’s arrest for the absurd offense of giving a Georgia woman water while she waited in line to vote, satirizing the state’s draconian voter suppression laws. After this act of defiance, Larry becomes a sort of folk hero, supported by the likes of Bruce Springsteen, and then proceeds to find ways to tarnish this newfound fame in subsequent episodes. Tackling politics isn’t new to the show. Season 11 addresses Donald Trump’s infamous “perfect call” to Volodymyr Zelensky and takes direct aim at Trump apologists in an episode when Larry uses a MAGA hat to get out of trouble. David and

company excel at hyperbolizing the various chinks in our lives. The bunching of corduroy pants in the crotch region that someone may worry is an erection becomes the “pants tent,” the refusal to stop and talk to someone when out and about becomes the irritating “stop and chat,” or the failing dinner party has to be saved by finding a better person to “middle” (because in the middle of the table should sit the most gregarious person). In a landscape full of shows that insist on heavy themes, you can always count on Curb to make even the most absurd parts of existence funny.

As the season progresses, Larry prepares for his court date for breaking the voter law and finds himself, as usual, in a number of self-induced kerfuffles. His ongoing war with his country club manager Takahashi (Dana Lee) escalates as the owner searches, McCarthyism-style, for the author of a letter titled “Disgruntled.” Larry also finds himself wrecking his lawyer’s life by trying to sow dissent between the lawyer (Sean Hayes) and his same-sex partner as they decide their adopted child’s surname. The precision of these micro-conundrums is where Curb shines Poking fun at the injustices of country club life highlights

Larry’s out-of-touch perspectives, and when two men adopt a child, whose last name do they use? Of course, all of these lead to the mounting turmoil of Larry’s life.

The series finale, aptly titled “No Lessons Learned,” seemed poised to repeat the last Seinfeld episode. That’s when the gang was arrested for a passive crime, and their trial became just a montage of memorable scenes. It was an episode David had returned to write after previously splitting, and the setup for “No Lessons Learned” is virtually the same. The prosecutor brings in an array of past acquaintances Larry has wronged, all but sealing his fate. After the airing of grievances is over and Larry is incarcerated, Larry David the creator is able to finagle his way into finding some redemption, righting the wrongs the Seinfeld finale made.

In the final scene of the series, Larry finds himself with the main cast on a plane ride home arguing about the rules of opening the window shade: Are they “community shades” or not? As the theme begins to play over the flaring tempers, the show ends much as it began, with Larry David going after the petty injustices of life and enraging everyone in the process. l

Larry David can not only outrun an angry mob but also the tragedy that was the Seinfeld finale.

Courtesy HBO Entertainment

LIVING LOCAL

Dig Into Container Gardening and More During Free, Fun “Locally Grown Farm Experiences”

Opal’s Farm: Container Gardening Saturday, May 18 | 2-3:30 PM

Urban agriculture and gardening is big in Fort Worth and getting bigger. Learn how the movement is planting the seeds for a healthier community directly during free Locally Grown Farm Experiences. Presented by Texas Health Community Hope, the series features hands-on activities at a variety of local farms around North Texas. Spend an afternoon “on the farm” and learn from urban farmers firsthand, gain growing tips, and discover how

we can all support local farmers in their efforts to enhance community well-being.

The spring series will offer three great opportunities for visiting some local farms and getting your hands dirty. Head to Opal’s Farm on the banks of the Trinity River on May 18 and learn the fundamentals of gardening, from soil nutrition to watering techniques. You’ll leave with your own container plant and

Look Again

Happy Hour in the Kimbell Café EVERY FRIDAY, 5–7 pm

Live music | Beer | Wine | Food

Admission to the permanent collection is always free. View the full schedule of exhibitions, events, and programs at kimbellart.org.

hopefully the inspiration to use your newfound knowledge and skills to start your own farm or garden in your back yard or porch.

The event is FREE but advanced registration is required. Registration is open

until May 17 or until the class is filled. Note, this event is designed for adults 18 years or older. Space is limited so sign up today at locallygrownopals.eventbrite. com. And be on the lookout for more information about future Locally Grown Farm Experiences in June.

LIVING LOCAL

Artisan Circle for Mother’s Day

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Formerly known as Crockett Row, the Artisan Circle area has a lot to offer you this Mother’s Day Weekend, including free parking — 1500 Spaces in 5 Garages!

— with validation from Artisan Circle tenants. From dining to entertainment to relaxation, here are some things to check out.

Mother’s Day Event

Exclusively at Artisan Circle (University Dr and West 7th St, Fort Worth, 817784-7000, ArtisanCircleFW.com), on Sunday, May 12 from 11am to 5pm, visit the Vivienne & Vine Flower Cart

(@VivienneAndVine) and the Penelope Rose Permanent Jewelry (@Penelope. Rose.Permanent.Jewels) pop-ups, plus hear some live music. This is a unique opportunity to celebrate Mother’s Day in a special way.

Dining Ideas for Sunday

This Sunday, Mash’D (2948 Crockett St, Fort Worth, 817-882-6723) offers $3 Mimosas and $13 Mimosa crafts at brunch; The Social House (840 Currie St, Fort Worth, 817-820-1510) offers delicious meals all day; and the area’s newest restaurant, Si Tapas (2949 Crockett St, Fort Worth, 817-615-9977), serves authentic Spanish tapas and sangrias on the patio for lunch, an afternoon pick-me-up, or a decadent dinner.

Other places to explore for new culinary experiences include Insomnia Cookies (825 Currie St, Fort Worth, 817-2004746), Kintaro Ramen (2801 West 7th St, Fort Worth, 817-887-9013), Lucky Duck Bagels (817 Currie St, Fort Worth, 817791-8393), and Snap Kitchen (2941 West 7th St, Fort Worth, 682-231-8562).

Experience the Crossroads

With the Amon Carter Museum of American Art (3501 Camp Bowie Blvd, Fort Worth, 817-738-1933), the Kimbell Art Museum (3333 Camp Bowie Blvd, Fort Worth, 817-332-8451), and the Modern Art Museum (3200 Darnell St, Fort Worth, 817-738-9215) all within walking distance, Artisan Circle is truly the “Crossroads of Art, Cuisine & Entertainment.

Before or after visiting the restaurants above this weekend or anytime, take in a drink and a show at Movie Tavern West 7th (2872 Crockett St, Fort Worth, 682503-8101) or have some fun at Sandbox VR (2956 Crockett St, Fort Worth, 817476-9717).

Day or night at this 5-block urban village, every visit is a blank canvas waiting for you to show your true colors. For more about Artisan Circle, visit ArtisanCircleFW.com.

SCREEN

Take the Plunge

It’s

the unknown stuntmen who make Ryan Gosling look so fine.

BY KRISTIAN LIN

We don’t appreciate stunt performers enough, and I say that as a guy who will spend an idle five minutes watching movie and TV shootouts and car chases on YouTube. (I’ve never seen Gangs of London, but some of that show’s fight sequences are pretty insane.) Perhaps no one is better equipped to pay tribute to them than David Leitch, a former stuntman who has become the more-than-capable director of Atomic Blonde, Deadpool 2, and Hobbs & Shaw. The movie version of The Fall Guy is his tribute to his former profession, and it’s catnip for all of us who think stunt performers should have their own category at the Oscars.

Much like the 1980s TV show that it’s based on, the movie’s main character is a Hollywood stuntman named Colt Seavers (Ryan Gosling). It’s a death-defying life he leads as the exclusive stunt double for international megastar Tom Ryder (Aaron Taylor-Johnson) until the day Colt breaks his back plummeting down the interior of a skyscraper for the cameras. Two years later, Tom’s producer (Hannah Waddingham) calls Colt out of the blue, urgently needing him to come to Australia to the set of Tom’s latest movie — an alien-invasion epic called Metalstorm — because Tom has vanished. In addition to locating and retrieving the

missing movie star and also doing stunts for Tom again, Colt also reconnects with Don (Winston Duke), an old colleague-turnedstunt coordinator, and with Jody (Emily Blunt), his ex-girlfriend and a camera operator making her debut as a director.

Though the movie is set in the present day, the filmmakers score the movie largely with 1980s songs, appropriately enough. Jody lets out her feelings about Colt ghosting her in an angry karaoke rendition of “Against All Odds (Take a Look at Me Now),” and when Colt makes what he thinks is a farewell phone call to her during a boat chase in Sydney Harbour, the backing of YUNGBLUD’s Bond theme-like cover of

“I Was Made for Lovin’ You” is somehow perfect. The one contemporary song is when Colt weeps over his broken romance to the sounds of Taylor Swift’s “All Too Well.”

Since you’re wondering, you won’t hear the TV show’s theme song until the closing credits, where Blake Shelton covers it.

This movie is transparently about the stunts, and it’s well that Leitch and his

stunt team (for the record, Gosling’s stunts are done by Logan Holladay, Ben Jenkin, Justin Eaton, and Troy Lindsay Brown, and the fights are choreographed by Jonathan Eusebio) deliver so memorably, as when Colt and Don have to fight off a squad of mercenaries with a room full of rubber tomahawks and guns that fire blank charges. Some of the humor has fit awkwardly in Leitch’s earlier thrillers, but here the laughs sit easily thanks to screenwriter Drew Pearce, who worked with Leitch on Hobbs & Shaw He and the actors contribute a slow-rolling comedy bit when Jody harangues Colt about the plot of her movie (which closely resembles their own broken romance) while her crew members repeatedly set Colt on fire and yank him backwards with cables to simulate an explosion throwing him against a boulder. How’s that for revenge on an ex-boyfriend? The background extras dressed as space aliens reacting to the

relationship drama are just the extra touch the scene needs.

Leitch’s love for showcasing stunts only gets him into trouble during the climactic scene, when our heroes have to fight the bad guys on the set of Metalstorm. It involves a car jump, a helicopter taking off amid explosions, and Colt taking a 150-foot fall onto an air mattress, and it’s altogether too much of a good thing. The Fall Guy is better when it’s letting us in on the little details about how stunt performers do their jobs, like when Colt is instructed to roll a Jeep during a car chase on a beach, and he feels the sand between his fingers before objecting that the sand is too loose and dry for the stunt. Bits of observation like that make us appreciate it all the more when Colt fights a henchman in a dumpster being pulled along the street by a garbage truck. That’s how this tribute to the entertainment industry’s unrecognized foot soldiers takes flight. l

The underside of a Sydney garbage truck is just one place you’ll find Ryan Gosling in The Fall Guy.

Photo by Eric Laciste

The Fall Guy

Starring Ryan Gosling and Emily Blunt. Directed by David Leitch. Written by Drew Pearce, based on Glen A. Larson’s TV series. Rated PG-13.

HearSay

Dave Cave’s a Baddie

Dave Cave is trading surf rock for MTV.

On the charismatic singer-songwriter’s new record, it’s out with the arpeggiated guitar lines and in with the synths. Where last year’s Summer Suite conjured heavy beach vibes, Baddie bursts with neon-clad club anthems.

“The [records] are like day and night,” Cave said, “so if Summer Suite is like the daytime, [Baddie] is going to the nightclub, and it’s everything that goes, good and bad, after dark.”

The stark switch in styles owes only to the fact that Cave, a bassist primarily,

wants to keep changing and doesn’t like to be held down by any one particular genre or sound.

And it’s not as if he’s a stranger to bangers. In 2021, he appeared on “Dance with Me,” a strobe-lit treat from North Texas EDM duo Yokyo, a.k.a. Hannah Witkowski and Samuel Culp. In 2022, Cave and Culp got back together in Arlington at The Cove, where they did some recording for Baddie Peter Wierenga (Denver Williams, Tornup, Deep Sleepers) finished the four tracks at EMP Studios in Fort Worth.

Wierenga was “excellent,” Cave said. “Each project has been like a different story with its own mood. It was a natural process that started with [a] bassline and moved from there.”

Cave says the mostly instrumental Baddie is sort of like a rollercoaster. “The analogy goes with how I approach lyrics and structure. It’s like designing a ride.”

The title track starts off with heavy bass and keeps a fast pace as synths and chimes Cabbage Patch to grungy guitar riffs. “Automatic” thunders for nearly two minutes, like almost every other track, and really underlines Baddie’s after-dark mood.

The larger-than-life sound is fitting for Cave, a rockstar in any universe who’s played with A Flock of Seagulls, Krokus (!), and D-Rock from the Ying Yang Twins along with dozens of locals.

“I get the enjoyment of music, and I understand a song can be more than a song sometimes,” he said. “My pops [Dave Cave Sr.] was a singer for a while and sold out shows at Bass Hall early on and performed at the White House by invitation, so I always thought of my music as a viable option. Music is something I’ve always done. It’s been a common theme in my life, so you do what you know, and you continue the family business.” — Juan R. Govea

Cover art by Julia Byrom

Dave Cave: “Each project has been like a different story with its own mood.”

Juan R. Govea

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