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1 - 7 September 2016

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Shark scare on the Costa By Matt Ford Beachgoers in Fuengirola got an almighty scare when lifeguards blew their whistles, screaming and waving frantically at bathers to get out the sea after a shark was apparently spotted a few metres offshore. Although this could not be confirmed by official sources, almost three kilometres of coastline were immediately shut down, with red flags hoisted for around five hours. The alert was broadcast just after midday on Sunday, August 28 when three separate calls were received by the 112 emergency service. One claimed to have seen the dorsal fin of a shark measuring “three or four metres” in length. Witnesses recounted scenes reminiscent of the movie Jaws as hundreds of terrified swimmers stampeded out the water. Within minutes, the entire strip between Sohail Castle and the border with Mijas was emp-

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tied of bathers. A Guardia Civil patrol vessel combed the area, but no evidence of the creature was found and the green flag was raised again. Many holidaymakers re-

mained wary with most avoiding a dip until the next day. “We were told we could swim but many people were on edge,” said Roberto who’s on holiday from Madrid.

Juan Jesus Martin, a biologist from the Aula del Mar museum in Malaga City said: “There’s no sharks in the Med because they move in open sea, it may have been a dolphin or sunfish.

We can be calm because there’s never been a shark attack near the beach.” But a shark expert told EWN this view is wrong. For the full story turn to page 4.

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FOUR of the most dangerous stretches of road in Spain can be found on the A-357 and A-384 in Malaga Province, according to the Directorate General of Traffic.

Motorists should thus be particularly careful when driving from Campillos to Malaga, Cartama to Ardales, and Arcos de la Frontera to Antequera via Algodonales.

ALTHOUGH Marbella Council proudly announced that it was bringing in municipal boats to clean local waters back in June, the system does not appear to be working in the Puente Romano area. Beachgoers are up in arms over the amount of floating plastic and other rubbish, and are asking for the boats to come closer to the area.

B&B building blaze EMERGENCY firefighters were called to the Hotel Los Alamos in Torremolinos on the evening of August 30, when a fire broke out in the neglected building. The infamous hotel

has been repossessed by the department of Social Security but has been the victim of squatters and vandals for nearly two years since the original owners went into liquidation.

By John Smith ZARA HOLLAND, the former Miss GB who had her title revoked following a ‘fling’ on screen with a fellow competitor in ITV2’s Love Island has garnered plenty of press for her activities following her ‘disgrace.’ Many, including Caroline Flack, presenter of the programme, felt that she had been badly treated by the Miss GB organisers as it appeared that they were taking a hypocritical moral stance which was not appropriate in this day and age for a competition which basically promoted the body beautiful.

Zara seems to have overcome her disappointment and is making a name for he rs e lf promoting and mode lling va ri ous clothing lines. She spent the weeke nd of A ugus t 2 6 i n Marbella with her family, celebrating her 21st birthday and visiting a number of trendy restaurants and clubs, including Elliott Wright’s eatery Olivia’s, in the area before returning to the UK.

ZARA HOLLAND: Celebrated her 21st birthday. Photo Credit Twitter

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Are sharks in the Med? By Matt Ford AFTER a local marine biologist proclaimed “there are no sharks in the Mediterranean” in the wake of the unconfirmed sighting in Fuengirola at the weekend, EWN was determined to investigate. We spoke with Elisenda Mateus Valls, a shark expert and biologist at the Institut de Ciencies del Mar (Marine Sciences Instiutute) in Barcelona. She is adamant there are plenty of the marine predators inhabiting local waters, although you’re extremely unlikely to see one. “Contrary to popular belief, there are at least 47 species of shark inhabiting the Mediterranean Sea,” said Valls. “These include some of the most iconic predators, including the great white, the great hammerhead, long and short fin makos, thresher, basking, black and whitetips, blue and bronze whaler sharks. “Fifteen are considered dangerous or potentially dangerous, and 16 measure three metres or more in length as

WHITE SHARK: A Mediterranean resident.

adults, but encounters between humans and sharks in the region are extremely rare.” Only around 60 cases of interactions between humans and sharks in the Mediterranean have been recorded since 1899, while the last major attack in Spain happened in March 1986 in Tarifa, just outside the Mediterranean. In that case a white shark attacked a surfer, causing non-

fatal injuries, and statistics show that the risk of being attacked by a shark in the Med itself is extremely small. That is not to say that there are not monster sharks out there: in September 1998, a very large white shark measuring approximately 5.5 metres in length was caught on video from a sport fishing boat 35km off the Adriatic coastline in Italy.

“ W h i t e sharks are definitely resident here in the Mediterranean,” says Valls, “but their population is thought to be declining due to overfishing of tuna and other pelagic fishes which the sharks feed on. “Realistically, there is almost no chance at all that you will be bitten while swimming in the sea.”

Slippery Saturday waterslide FOLLOWING the success of the whacky scheme in 2015, Torremolinos Council will once again be installing a 50 metre waterslide on Calle Europe on Saturday, September 3.

The massive aquatic attraction, known locally as the ‘Cuesta de Calvario’ will see up to 2,000 thrill-loving residents and visitors fly down the urban cascade, clapped on by an army of spectators.

Participation is free, with tickets available between 10am and 1pm near the entrance to the slide. Anyone wishing to have a go should don a swimsuit and bring a rubber ring, lilo or similar.

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By Matt Ford and David Humphrey IT has been another difficult week for lifeguards operating on the Costa del Sol’s packed beaches, with two fatalities and a number of rescues. Fifteen people have now lost their lives on the Malaga coast since the start of the summer, with the latest victims a 53-year-old French tourist and a 77-year-old Briton, both of whom died in Torremolinos. In the first case, the 112 emergency service received a call just after 4.30pm on Sunday, August 28, and were

briefed that a female bather was in difficulties on Los Alamos beach. Lifeguards tried to revive her, but she was pronounced dead once an ambulance had arrived on the scene, although she is not thought to have drowned. A British holidaymaker then died on El Bajondillo beach the following day. The elderly man suffered a suspected stroke while attempting to climb aboard an inflatable ‘banana boat’ - witnesses described how he began to suffer breathing difficulties as the speedboat towing the contraption started up.

A number of beachgoers, including the operator of the inflatable, managed to get the stricken man back to shore before lifeguards arrived on the scene. The rescuers were already attempting to resuscitate him before medics and Local Police officers took over, but their efforts were in vain. In other incidents on the coast over the course of the week, a lifeguard team based on Playa Ancha beach in Casares were forced to swoop into action to save two 12year-old girls on Thursday, August 25. The youngsters had entered the water despite the red flag being raised and were quickly overpowered by a powerful riptide, with their parents nowhere to be seen. Rescue attempts initially failed as the strong current pulled the girls further out to sea, but they were eventually brought ashore following a dramatic 15-minute rescue which involved three life-

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Trying times during record summer

PACKED BEACHES: Fifteen people have now lost their lives this summer. guards and a heroic beachgoer. Neither child suffered serious injuries, although one was reported to be highly distressed. Meanwhile, in Torremolinos, an off-duty National Police officer saved the life of a 53-year-old Frenchman on Los Alamos beach in Torremolinos

on Tuesday, August 30. The officer realised a bather was in serious difficulty and “had stopped swimming” as he battled against a heavy swell. The yellow flag was on display but the fearless policeman managed to reach the stricken swimmer and drag

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Rock and roll A SERIES of free guided tours are to take place at the limestone formation of El Torcal in Antequera in aid of World Tourism Day on September 25, bookings available via the website http://torcaldeantequera.co m/es/index.html.

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Major lasers NASA is to embark on a new mission to Mars in 2020, and the University of Malaga’s laser laboratory in Teatinos is to play a part, with the research group working on various pieces of equipment and scientific instrumentation.

No fatalities

SCENE OF RUMPUS: Evening ended in injuries and an arrest.

FIVE people, including two minors, were injured when two vehicles collided on the A-343 road near Antequera on Saturday August 27, one woman had to be cut free from the wreckage.

By David Humphrey and Matt Ford AN alcohol fuelled scrimmage between four British women and a quartet of Frenchmen which broke out on a Puerto Banus street, resulted in one

person being arrested and another admitted to hospital. A 23-year-old man was detained after allegedly punching one of the girls in the face, with the 19-year-old suffering a broken nose. The brawl occurred in Aveni-

da Julio Iglesias after both groups had spent the evening partying. Although there is usually a heavy police presence on the street, no officers arrived until the affray was over, when a patrol found the wounded girl sit-

ting on the floor with blood streaming from her face. Another female injured her arm after being pushed to the ground by one of the men. Witnesses said the two groups had left a nightclub together, then started arguing.

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Pond life AS reported in EWN 1625, San Roque Council is investigating the reasons behind the ongoing desiccation of Maria Montoya pond, and they have now issued a warning to residents. Council spokesperson, Dolores Marchena, has warned citizens that the site is becoming ‘a swamp,’ making access dangerous. In addition, the official was keen to stress that the carp which inhabit the pool are an introduced, invasive species, meaning that if anyone considers a rescue attempt by transferring the fish to other rivers or ponds they would be guilty of an environmental crime. “We understand the goodwill of residents, but it is an invasive species, and if we moved them to another place we would be destroying protected, native species,” she said. The council is conducting a study on the artificial pool, and is preaching a message of calm until results are in.

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Huge drugs ring brought to justice By John Smith THE Guardia Civil and the Mossos d’Esquadra, in a joint operation, have dismantled a criminal organisation dedicated to drug trafficking operating in Barcelona and the Campo de Gibraltar. The operation has resulted in the arrest of 12 members of the organisation, the impounding of more than 2,800 kilos of hashish and seizure of four dinghies, two tractors, six luxury cars, five guns, more than 72,000 euros in cash, and a number of police uniforms. Although initially based in Barcelona, part of the group moved to Malaga Province where their main activity was to steal drugs and other items of value from rival gangs. As this venture proved unsuccessful, they returned to their previous role, drug smuggling, and set up a further base in which to store the drugs in Nerja. Having been involved in a disastrous operation off the Axarquia coast, when a boat smuggling drugs from Morocco broke down at sea and the boat they sent out to rescue it also broke down, the smugglers had to abandon their cargo and were rescued by the Salvamar helicopter. Subsequent to this, they moved their operation to the Campo of Gibraltar, renting a property on which they spent a

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Half mast LIFEGUARDS at Playa Ancha beach in Casares, have been left puzzled by the disappearance of the blue flag signifying the cleanliness of the beach, the mast also having been vandalised.

Well done THE two firefighters who went on a rescue mission to Italy with their three dogs in the aftermath of the recent earthquake, have returned home after two days of intensive work searching for survivors.

Green up TORREMOLINOS Council have been urged to formulate an action plan for the streams which cross the municipality, as they have been left in a dire state for several years, according to environmental campaigners.

ILLEGAL BOOTY: Part of the goods seized in the raids.

They started operations in 2015 and offered transport services to other criminals. large amount of money to make secure with dogs and CCTV. They started operations in May 2015 and even offered their transport services

to other criminals. In January 2016, a patrol of the Guardia Civil discovered several people with an inflatable near to the property, and although they fled, two were arrested which convinced the leaders of the gang to retreat to Barcelona, but the lure of Morocco and drugs was too great and they relocated to San Roque near the Guadarranque river. Investigations showed that they also had a property in La Linea de la Con-

cepcion where drugs were stored and guarded. With approval from the court, officers raided the house in La Linea where they found a total of 89 bales of hashish weighing approximately 2,856 kilos, and arrested three people. Following this, they undertook coordinated raids at a further six properties, three in Barcelona, two in San Roque, and one in Algeciras, during which additional people were arrested and goods and money seized.

Cork’s away RESIDENTS who live close to Malaga’s Paseo de Miramar, are up in arms over the council’s lack of response to replace three dead cork trees, one of which had fallen on top of a car.

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Dead body mystery NATIONAL POLICE investigators are working to determine the identity of a d e a d m a n , wh o s e body was unearthed in scrubland close to calles Enlace and Mundo Nuevo in Malaga City. The corpse, which is said to be in an advanced state of decomposition, was found by a local resident who was out walking on the afternoon of Tuesday August 30. Patrols from the Local and National Police conducted a thorough sweep of the immediate area in search of clues. Technicians from the 061 emergency service officially certified the death , a f t e r wh i c h th e coroner ordered the body to be removed. The cadaver was transferred to the Grupo ASV funeral installation in anticipation of an autopsy.

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FRAGMENT: The spectacle was produced by a comet shard. By Matt Ford A SPECTACULAR fireball flashed across southern Spanish skies in the early hours of Tuesday August 31. The blazing pulse of light proceeded rapidly in a northwards direction,

eventually fizzling out nearly 40km above Malaga Province. Caused by the rapid disintegration of a comet fragment as it entered the earth’s atmosphere, the incandescent phenomenon is not uncommon at this time of year.

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Entering from the heavens at a speed of around 130,000 kilometres per hour, the met eor was vi si bl e t hr oughout Malaga’s coastline. The event was captured on video by observatories operating in Almeria, Granada, Huelva, and Sevilla.

AN eight-year-old boy and his 15-year-old brother, were rescued from a burning apartment in San Pedro de Alcantara on Monday August 29. The pair were lucky that a Local Police patrol was passing by and picked up on an intense smell of smoke, leading them to explore the area further until they came across the source. They quickly tracked the blaze to a fourth floor residence, where they proceeded to hammer on the door until the ‘sooty-faced’ child answered, telling the officers that his brother remained asleep inside as thick smoke billowed out. Having to crawl under the smoke, the officers managed to drag the second youngster out, at which point their father arrived home from work. Both children and one of the policemen had to be treated for smoke inhalation, it transpired that the fire had broken out on the terrace, where the air conditioning extractor unit was located.

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BRITISH rap star, Tinie Tempah, made an appearance at La Sala restaurant in Puerto Banus before his performance at Aqwa Mist last Friday August 27. The BRIT Award winning rapper, MC and CEO of Disturbing London Records, was spotted dining at the celeb haunt before performing live at the Aqwa Mist nightclub. Tinie apparently opted for the crispy peking duck with steamed pancakes as a starter, before tucking into La Sala’s famous five ounce chargrilled fillet mignon and half lobster thermidor for a main course. Tinie, whose real name is Patrick Junior C Okogwu, gained national acclaim and chart success following the release of his major label debut single ‘Pass Out,’ which debuted at number one on the UK Singles Chart in March 2010. This is not the first time

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The patter of Tinie feet

STORM DAMAGE: Building now restored.

Raise the roof By John Smith WELCOME BACK: Performing again in Marbella. the rapper has performed in Marbella, having previously gigged at Sala Group’s nightclub back in 2012. La Sala restaurant has arguably become ‘the ultimate social and dining experience,’ an accolade retained all year round, not only limited to the traditional sum-

mer season. In recent years the glitzy eatery has welcomed endless sports personalities, including the likes of Los Angeles Galaxy’s Ashley Cole, former Birmingham Captain Stephen Carr, Arsenal’s Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain, Sky Sports Rob Palmer, Harry

Redknapp, Dwight Yorke, Chris Hughton, Ipswich’s Luke Chambers, Newcastle United’s Tim Krul, and Leeds’ Michael Brown, as well as celebrities and television stars, Kym Marsh, Sir Alan Sugar, Prince Albert of Monaco, Jamie Oliver and the cast of TOWIE.

DUE to a roof problem causing a potential threat to visitors, a decision was made to completely renovate the steeple roof at the Las Chapas municipal office in Marbella at a cost of 100,000 euros. It was after a major storm earlier this year that it was considered imperative to undertake the work in order to ensure the safety of those using the building. Part of the roof was dismantled and removed by crane so that workers could have easy access to the damaged area, the roof has now been restored to the building, all scaffolding removed, and Avenido Pinsapo has been reopened to the public.

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POPPED UP: The Guadalteba lake and emergent necropolis. By Matt Ford THE ongoing lack of rainfall in Malaga Province has exerted a detrimental effect on water resources in the region, with several major dams now containing dangerously little water. This shortfall has produced a particularly stark image at the Guadalteba r e s e r v o i r, i n t h e G u a d a l horce dam complex, where the remains of Peñarrubia have reappeared from their submerged exile. The hamlet was one of

those flooded when the dam was constructed in the 1960’s, and in addition to the ruined houses and other buildings, one of the valley’s archaeological jewels can also be seen. Considered to be among the oldest tombs in the area, the Las Eras de Peñarrubia necropolis has been dated to the late Ro-

m a n a n d Vi s i g o t h period between the second and eighth centuries AD, also known as the Late Antiquity Epoch. The University of Malaga performed a full archaeological dig prior to the valley being flooded, although some of the graves and tombstones still remain.

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Dolphin disaster on the Costa A TOTAL of four dead dolphins have washed up on Malaga’s beaches this week, with the latest appearing on Los Rubios de Torre de Benagalbon beach on Monday August 29. Since Thursday August 25, individuals have also been recovered from Mezquitilla-Lagos in Velez-Malaga, Baños del Carmen, and La Araña in Malaga City. Juan Jose Castillo, a veterinarian at the Aula del Mar Museum, says that the numbers are not unusual, with between 40 and 80 of the cetaceans appearing along the Costa del Sol each year. However, many female dolphins wean their calves in August and September, which can cause an increase in the number of juvenile specimens killed. Dolphin numbers have declined drastically in the Mediterranean, with thousands wiped out during epizootic (temporarily prevalent) outbreaks of a particular viral infection throughout 19901992 and 2007-2008. The latter mass die offs are thought to have been due to an immunity decrease, caused by increased exposure to environmental pollutants and heavy metals obtained by eating contaminated fish.

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PLAZA DEL SOCORRO: One of the hot spots in the crime wave. By Matt Ford

THE Union of Local Police and Firefighters in Ronda has requested that they be allowed to form a special unit to combat the increasing presence of pickpockets in the historic town.

Chiefs of the two services believe the measure to be necessary following recent revelations (see EWN 1624) that tour guides and local business owners have resorted to using WhatsApp in order to alert police when the fleet-fingered raiders are active. Despite their best efforts, the prob-

lem persists, and on Friday August 26, four separate couples were relieved of 400 euros, 200 euros (on two separate occasions), and a digital camera. Most of the crimes appear to be perpetuated by Romanian nationals, with one couple caught red-handed. The same pair had been identified on

six separate occasions, while rumours of a team of female Bosnian sneak thieves are also rife. Most of the robberies have occurred in the main tourist hot spots, such as the Puente Nuevo bridge, Plaza de España, the aptly-named Plaza del Socorro, Calle Espinel, and near the bullring.

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Alleged assaults lead to arrests By Eleanor Hawkins THREE French Moroccan men have been arrested by the National Police in Marbella for alleged sexual abuse. Two women, aged 27 and 33, told the police that they had met two of the

men at a disco on a Friday night, and after continuing drinking and dancing together they agreed to go home together to keep the party going. According to the victims, as soon as they got into the car two more men

climbed into the back seat, one either side of them, and touched them intimately against their will. Although police were called out to deal with an argument at the property around 7.30am, the women did

not say anything at the time. However, soon after leaving the flat they presented themselves at the Costa del Sol Hospital, where they said they had been taken into separate rooms and raped by two of the

Protest held over prohibited pooches

BEACH BAN: Owners want a safe spot for their dogs. Although the previous council team alloALMOST 100 members of the Marbella Cacated an area of sand in San Pedro for animal nine Association gathered by the breakwater use between October and May, it is not at all on Playa de El Faro on Sunday morning (Aupopular as it is used for fishing and the sand is gust 28), in protest at the lack of beaches for often covered in hooks and other dogs in the city. dangerous objects, owners said. The protestors, who took Izquierda Unida councillor Miguel stuffed toy dogs with them as their live four-legged friends beaches to be arranged Diaz, who went along to show his for next summer. support, said the council is currently are banned from the sand, have trying to arrange for dogs to be albeen griping that there is lowed on three Marbella beaches nowhere for them to take their next summer. pets for a dip in the hot summer months.

men, while others held them still and watched. Although released from custody, the men must present themselves to the courts on the first and 15th of each month until they are tried.

Justice on the horizon FOR the first time ever, Torremolinos has set up a commission to investigate possibly corrupt practices, and t o f i nd out why r esi dentsâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; long standing complaints regarding the excessi ve noi se em i t t i ng f r om several beach bars were ignored. The Public Prosecutor â&#x20AC;&#x2122;s office detected irregularities whi ch occur r ed bet ween 2010 and 2014, and suspect s t hat t he pr evi ous council may have ignored complaints on purpose and turned a blind eye to certain illegal activities. The commission, which will open on September 6, may call on former councillors, and the former mayor, and will be directed by the municipal secretary, Deputy Mayor Maribel Tocon has announced. A similar case is currently under way r egar di ng t he former Opening Licence councillor Alicia Cerdan, who has been accused of corrupt practices for allegedly ordering the Local Pol i ce not t o pr oceed against certain establishments who were found to be openi ng out si de of t hei r permitted hours.

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EYE IN THE SKY: Called out to aid search.

Rescue successful FIFTY THREE African migrants, 45 men and eight women, arrived safely in Malaga Port at about 3.15pm on Saturday (August 27), after an intense search of the sea was sparked when coastguards received a tipoff that a dinghy had left Alhucemas in Morocco around 7.30am. Emergency services 112 said that the report was initially received by the Almeria coordination centre, but passed onto Tarifa

due to suspicions that the dinghy could be closer to Malaga. The coastguardsâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; Sasemar 101 aircraft eventually spotted the migrants adrift 35 nautical miles south of Malaga, and the Concepcion Arenal lifeboat was sent to intercept the vessel and carry the occupants to port, where some were treated by the Red Cross after displaying signs of hypothermia.

AMBITIOUS PLAN: Further delay while cutting through red tape. By Eleanor Hawkins WORK on the huge commercial and leisure park planned in Torremolinos by British company Intu, may not begin until October or November. Displaying typical vim, the Junta de Andalucia Regional Government has yet to approve the PGOU land planning documents. Construction was expected to

be under way by September, with the capitalist utopia expected to create 4,000 jobs. This is far from the the first delay encountered by the developers who are busy making contacts and drawing up collaboration agreements with local organisations, including the University of Malaga and the Spanish Association Against Cancer. Intu is expected to spend 650

million euros on the centre, of which one third will be dedicated to shopping areas, while the rest will house state of the art leisure facilities, including a wave-pool for surfing, dry ski slope and outdoor rock climbing facility. The local council appear set to pocket almost 20 million euros in building licences and other fees, representing about 20 per cent of its annual budget.

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Gum up the works ESTEPONA Council, in collaboration with the Antonia Guerrera Foundation, will offer free English language courses to unemployed residents in order to help increase their chances of finding work. The foundation, formed in 1996 with funds left to the town by Esteponaborn Antonia Guerrero, covers the costs of lessons and material for 18 to 65year-olds who can prove that they have been living in Estepona for more than five years and are actively seeking employment. The sessions will run from October to June for the second year running. The scheme proved popular in 20156, with 99 enrolments.

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Masters of recycling GLASS RECYCLING: Will be used to make the trophies.

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By Eleanor Hawkins ECOVIDRIO, the non-profit organisation in charge of managing glass recycling in Spain, has teamed up with the Senior Masters Cup tennis tournament to be held at Puente Romano Tennis Club, Marbella, next month to raise awareness of the importance of recycling.

The agreement will see glass recycling containers put in place all over the tennis club, while videos on the subject will be screened. The campaign will also hit the streets of the Costa del Sol with special containers encouraging people to recycle and help collect sufficient glass to fabricate the trophies for the tournament. The Senior Masters Cup, organ-

ised by Albert Costa, will run from September 22-24 and will see tennis legends John McEnroe, Yannick Noah and Mats Wilander take to the courts and join the challenge to recycle glass used at the event. Borja Martiarena, head of marketing at Ecovidrio, said: â&#x20AC;&#x153;The people of Malaga will be able to feel victorious as their efforts will help provide the trophies.â&#x20AC;?

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Palms, what palms? THE opposition has complained at what it sees to be a complete lack of maintenance as far as Marbella’s palm trees are concerned, and has announced its intention to demand spending on palms and other garden areas, plus children’s playgroun d s, a t t h e n e x t p len ary session. PP Councillor Javier Garcia said the city’s palm trees, an impo r t a n t p a r t o f i t s ima g e, have received no specific treatment for 15 months and some are being affected by pests and even falling down. Also, Garcia complained, the counc i l a p p e a r s t o h av e removed flowerpots from city lampposts, which his party had also been complaining had not been replanted or maintained. The PP will therefore be presenting a motion to demand a beautification scheme for the city and also for parks and playgrounds, which it claims have had zero euros spent on them by the current council.

Bud botherers busted at farm By John Smith ALTHOUGH it wasn’t trackers dogs but officers from the Guardia Civil who first detected a strong smell emanating from a farm in Las Cabezas de San Juan in Sevilla, when they visited the property, they discovered two conservatories containing between them no less than 20,000 marihuana plants. It turns out that there was a regular factory on the farm as apart from cultivation, the farmers also had areas for hanging and drying the plants as well as a ‘horticultural hospital’ for caring, pruning, fumigation and feeding of the precious crop. Three men of varying

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Hot air RESIDENTS of Puerto Banus and Marbella’s Paseo Maritimo reckon that there are at least 500 illegal hawkers still operating in the area despite council boasts that the problem has been stamped out.

A WILDFIRE ripped through scrubland close to the Embalse del Limonero dam north of Malaga City on Monday, August 29, but was successfully extinguished by a ground team plus a helicopter within two hours.

Cat’s shot LIVE PLANTS: One of the biggest hauls in Andalucia for years. ages were arrested with one a resident of Las Cabezas de San Juan, one from Sevilla and one from

DISNEY THEME: Chosen to accompany the election of the fiesta queen. ferent age groups ranging from seven to 25 danced to the music of Disney classics such as The Lion King, The Little Mermaid, Frozen and other well-known Disney soundtracks. As is customary in Andalucia, parents, grandparents, aunts, uncles and friends were all present to cheer their loved ones on. The night ended with

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MUSIC from Disney films was the theme chosen by the Marbella Town Hall’s Delegacion de Fiestas to accompany the election of the San Pedro Alcantara queen and princess for their annual fiesta which this year will take place from October 17 to 23. The event took place on Friday August 26 in the town’s Church square and girls of dif-

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tears of joy for some and disappointment for others, but overall it was a most enjoyable evening for the spectators. Whilst the 17 to 25-year groups were judged on style and beauty, the younger ones were chosen by pulling their names out of a bucket to ensure that none were mentally scarred by being considered inadequate.

Marbella. Following an appearance in court all three have been imprisoned and the officers have congratu-

lated themselves on one of the biggest hauls of live plants in Andalucia for years.

PRO-ANIMALS group ‘Hope for Animals’ has submitted an official complaint to the Guardia Civil after a feral cat was shot to death with lead pellets in Mijas, being found dead on a town centre pavement.

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Identified need for more cops MARBELLA’S Local Police force is in urgent need of an extra 95 officers to guarantee the service runs properly, the Csif union has reported. According to Csif, the force is desperately understaffed with just 364 officers in spite of the fact that the city is one of Andalucia’s most populated municipalities. In addition, the officers’ average age is 47, making it one of the oldest forces in the region, with 75 per cent due to retire within the next decade. The union has thus urged the council to employ 95 extra officers immediately, plus 25 per year for the next 10 years to ensure the smooth running of the force.

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INVADING: Ochlerotatus caspius mosquito. By John Smith EVERY so often, a plague of mosquitoes seems to attack beaches near Malaga City and the latest influx of the pesky biting insects was on the early evening of Saturday August 27 at the Playa de la Misericordia. be as the expected breeding It appears that there were grounds have proven to be quite a large number of people mainly clear. on the beach when the mosquiThe only piece of good toes, imitating one of the 10 news is that the insects have plagues of Egypt, descended been identified as two species and started using the innocent first discovered in the Caspisun worshippers as a free picspecies of mosquito have an Sea area which have no nic. been identified but neither is the feared tiger mosquito. common name, but are not Within minutes, the beach the feared tiger mosquito, aswas deserted except for the sociated with the spread of buzzing miscreants as even the the Zika virus. beach bars had to shut up shop. Meanwhile, technicians have confirmed that A number of people reportedly felt feverish the flying fiends are not breeding in the water after the attack and had to visit health centres treatment plant on the banks of the Guadalor hospitals for assistance and advice. horce river. This has been an ongoing problem in the This will come as welcome news to the city area for the last four months and the council council, who had been concerned that the inhaving checked likely sources for the hatching sects had perhaps been breeding in the municiof these vicious little insects. However, it has pal facility. so far been unable to identify where they may

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STANDING GUARD: Lifeguards try out the new portable sails system. By Matt Ford FOLLOWING the recent spate of drownings off the Costa de Sol, Fuengirola Council has decided to take action. Most of the incidents have been caused by dangerous currents brought on by the westerly ‘levante’ winds, which have been particularly ubiquitous this summer. In addition to the standard red flags warning beachgoers

that it is not safe to enter the water, a new system using portable ‘sails’ will be employed when riptides are present. Ten of the contraptions are now available for the municipal lifeguard service, making Fuengirola one of the Costa del Sol’s best-equipped resorts in terms of beach security. They will be placed at strategic locations chosen by the chief lifeguard, depending on

the prevailing conditions. Mayor Ana Mula stressed that bathers who ignore the flags, sails, and PA announcements advising of treacherous conditions do not only endanger their own lives, but also those of lifeguards who come to the aid of struggling swimmers. “We must be aware of the importance of these signals, and it is absolutely necessary to respect them,” she said.

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Fire blanks A SMALL fire broke out close to the Alcazaba in Malaga City centre on Sunday, August 28, provoking a modicum of panic due to its proximity to the Nazari monument, but firefighters extinguished it by 10pm.

Bad hugs THREE Romanian reprobates have been caught after committing at least 14 robberies in eight Spanish provinces, including Malaga, using a method known as â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;embrace,â&#x20AC;&#x2122; where they put their arms around victims before robbing them.

In the dark A FAULTY underground cable left around 2,000 residents of the Ciudad Jardin neighbourhood in Malaga City without electricity for around an hour-and-a-half on Sunday, August 28.

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More than birdies and eagles By Matt Ford LOCAL wildlife is increasingly being forced to rely on artificial environments such as golf courses for food, and particularly water, during this driest of summers, say local biologists. The Costa del Golf, as the Costa del Sol is also known, may be extremely successful in terms of attracting tourism to the region, but it has exerted an absolutely devastating effect on local rivers. So much water is required to keep the fairways and greens looking spick and span that local aquifers have been overexploited. Although Mediterranean rivers do typically dry up in summer, under normal conditions there tend to be some permanent pools which remain wet, but in many cases these are now disappearing. This presents a particular problem for sedentary species such as amphibians, and especially freshwater fishes, which are unable to move to find new sources of water. Malaga-born ecologist, Miguel Angel

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SURPRISE: Residents include otters and Mediterranean turtles. Farfan, has been studying which species tend to frequent golf courses during the baking summer months, and although the presence of mammals, birds, insects, reptiles and common amphibians was expected, there were some rather more surprising visitors. Specifically, he was shocked to find

traces of otters, which are extremely rare in Malaga Province, but which he believes may be using water traps in order to catch carp, a non-native, highly-destructive species which is typically stocked since it consumes nuisance algae. Other positive outcomes include the

presence of native turtles, which are under threat due to habitat loss and competition with North American species which are sold as cute, coin-sized pets but often released when they grow too large for their tiny plastic containers or aquaria.

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NEW CRAZE: Just a few of those who enjoyed Holifun at San Pedro.

Holifun in San Pedro By John Smith A CRAZE which sees children and adults throw environmentally safe colour paint dust, based on a popular Indian Hindu festival which celebrates the victory of good over evil, is sweeping across Spain, and it landed in San Pedro de Alcantara on the

evening of Saturday August 27. After registering online and paying in advance, a large number of paint enthusiasts followed a three kilometre walk along the beach front, before getting down to the real business of eating, drinking, having fun, and getting covered in different colour

paint dust known in India as Gular. Starting at 8pm, the Holifun Festival lasted until 4am, with the crowd enjoying music from a number of DJs, although the main fun was trying to see how many different colours each participant could be hit with and how many friends could be dusted.

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Council in way too deep DESPITE having been advised by the Spanish Ministry of Agriculture that approval had been given to grant 60,500 euros towards the removal of 10,000 cubic metres of sand from the Guadiaro river estuary, local residents and the San Roque Council took matters into their own hands.

Worried that the blocked river would cause a drop in water quality and threaten the health of fish, the council sent in a municipal digger on August 25 to open a five metre passage to allow the river to flow into the sea. Whilst this has solved the immediate problem the council may face a fine for their actions.

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OFFICERS of the National Police have arrested four Spanish men aged between 45 and 60 in Marbella who were allegedly involved in crimes of robbery with violence and intimidation, threats and coercion after apparently making the owner of a painting sign a contract in a restaurant in Marbella. After several attempts by the gang to sell the 16th century painting which, if genuine, is said to be worth €300,000, it has been recovered from the home of one of the detainees in Andújar (Jaen). The original complaint over the loss of the painting was first lodged with the Guardia Civil who passed it on to the National Police. According to the complaint, the seller came to Marbella to negotiate a sale with an alleged buyer, who, together with three other men, threatened and coerced him to sign a contract of assignment to one of them. Based on information received, the officers took action to arrest all of the men involved and recovered the painting.

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East meets west in youth exchange JAPAN came to La Cala de Mijas recently in the form of Mizuki Kayo from Kyoto. She arrived in Mijas Costa on an international youth exchange project organised by Lions International. Her grandfather is a member of the Nagoya Lions Club in J a pa n. She s ta ye d w ith William Oliver, a La Cala de Mijas Lions Club member, and his family for three weeks. William’s son Jonathan recently returned from his exchange to Japan where he enjoyed the amazing hospitality. Mizuki is a wonderful ambassador for her country and has enjoyed meeting the loc a l c ommunity a nd e xploring the area and all it

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LIONS LUNCH: Mizuki enjoying lunch with the president and club members. has to offer, including the B utte rfly Pa rk in B e na lmadena and a trip to Ronda w ith c lub vic e pre s ide nt Julie Barry. The Lions International

youth project has welcomed m any nat i onal i t i es t o t he area and it is growing. This scheme offers an ideal opportunity for youngsters to experience the cultures of

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TRIO NABBED: The three crooks were arrested at Fuengirola marina. By Matt Ford NATIONAL POLICE have arrested a trio of malfeasants in Fuengirola for their alleged involvement in a drug trafficking plot. Two Belgians, aged 48 and 50-years-old, respectively, were detained as their boat docked in the municipal marina, having arrived from Morocco with 500 kilos of hashish resin aboard.

The third suspect, a man of Moroccan nationality who is considered to be the ringleader of the plot and had been under investigation since 2015, was picked up in Fuengirola the following day. The latter had tried to import large quantities of the soporific substance on two previous occasions, but his attempts had failed, the most recent of which involved the arrest of a boatâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s captain be-

fore it left northern Africa. This time, a yacht flying the Union Jack arrived in Spain, where police officers were able to unearth the huge stash hidden between the engine and cabin, with granulated chlorine apparently used to disguise the smell. The 11-metre vessel was immediately seized, alongside a sports car and documentation relating to the case.

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NEW BINS: Will be stationed around the historic town centre. By Matt Ford ESTEPONA Council has splashed out on a monster 300unit haul of new solid waste containers for the municipality which have now been delivered. Ninety of the contemporary containers are large capacity units with a volume of 3,200 litres, which Sociocultural and Services councillor, Blas Ruzafa, says will â&#x20AC;&#x153;integrate seamlessly into

the urban environment.â&#x20AC;? The new bins have a fancy, gas-propelled opening system which eliminates the need for clunky pedals, while a reduced height should mean that even wheelchair users are able to operate them. Instructions regarding collection times and the type of waste which each container is designed to hold are provided in Braille on the side of each bin. An additional 60 containers of 800 litres capacity will be

stationed around the historic town centre, thus tripling current capacity. One-hundred-and-fifty cargo containers with a capacity 40 per cent greater than those they will replace complete the impressive investment. The containers will be placed around the town from 8pm in winter and 9pm in summer, being collected around 6am each day in order to keep the town uncluttered and prevent unwanted pongs.

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Zero to hero By Matt Ford AN auxiliary security guard was the man of the hour after he managed to disarm a knifewielding multi-drug addict and schizophrenic who broke into a Local Police station in Marbella. Alone at the time, the guard’s initial reaction was panic as the man appeared at the door, brandishing his weapon. “My first thought was that he was going to attac k m e , a n d t h e s e c o n d th a t I w as alone without any means of defending myself, because we auxiliary staff are not armed,” he said. The man began to enter the office, shout-

ing that he had problems in his life, but holding the knife to his own chest. Having pressed the emergency button, the nerveless guard then began to talk the hysterical intruder down, telling him to calm down, but he continued to go berserk. “His eyes were bloodshot, as if he had consumed some substance,” recounted the guard. “Then, he suddenly collapsed, so I p u t b o th his ha nds a nd his he a d on the counter and wrenched the knife off him.” Once reinforcements arrived, the stricken man was taken to a mental health hospital, after it transpired that he had a history of drug addiction and schizophrenia, and is also suffering from HIV.

Local well has run dry SAN ROQUE Council’s environmental department have been tasked with investigating the curious loss of water from Maria Moya pond, located close to the Caracolera finca, following complaints from local residents. Initial reports suggest that high temperatures, extraction

of water for fighting wildfires, and dessication of its two principal tributaries may be to blame. The two streams which feed it ran dry several months ago, and the council have advised the territorial delegation of the regional environmental ministry to investigate

the existence of illegal wells which may be diverting the water before it arrives to the pond. They also warn that if something is not done soon, there is likely to be a profound effect on aquatic life inhabiting the wetland, which include some rare species.

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VISUAL DESIGN: Blueprints revealed of what the athletics stadium would look like.

Star in the making By Matt Ford ESTEPONA has unveiled its grand vision to provide its citizens with an athletics stadium certified for professional competition. The ambitious project involves construction of a 16,488m2 stadium with an international-standard running track, semi-subterranean parking for almost 1,000 vehicles, and another 3,000m2 space earmarked for ‘future cultural and sporting use.’ It will have facilities for all track and field disciplines, full-sized and football seven pitches, areas to practice other outdoor sports, a BMX circuit plus a covered stand seating 1,800 people.

The project is to cost an estimated €5 million and the council reckon they can get it finished within just 12 months, explained beaming mayor Jose Maria Garcia Urbano. “This complex will comprise a sporting and upmarket leisure area for sports fans from our town as well as elite athletes,” he trumpeted. The mayor thanked Enrique Lopez Cuenca, chief of the Andalucian Athletics Federation, who has been involved with the scheme since its inception and brought his “extensive professional and sporting experience into the drafting of this project.” Cuenca, in return, expressed satisfaction at “the gamble that Estepona has taken for sport.”

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A STOMACH-CHURNING story developed in the aftermath of Malaga’s feria, as units from the Local Police and Guardia Civil’s environmental SEPRONA arm, seized mountains of shady food products. Accompanied by a veterinarian from the Municipal Food Safety Service, the squad raided 608 vehicles, the majority of which were transporting food to the city’s Cortijo de Torres fairground during the jamboree. Most of the products were confiscated over violations of hygiene, or food transportation regulations, with the repellent haul including 255 kilos of meat such as chicken nuggets and patties, 120 kilos of mayonnaise, 60 kilos of fish, 50 kilos each of beef burgers and chicken wings, eight kilos of chicken dippers, 10 trays of chorizo, and 100 pizzas.

Wildlife wonder land By Matt Ford THE area covered by the Network of Protected Spaces in Andalucia (RENPA), has been modified substantially in recent months, particularly following an expansion of Doñana National Park. In addition, the EU wide Natura 2000 network of core breeding and resting sites for rare and threatened species has also been consolidated, with the delineation of 142 new ZEC’s (Special Conservation Zones). Incredibly, the expansions mean that a third of Spain’s protected natural areas are now located in Andalucia, which has more such spaces than any other part of the country and also beats Slovenia, Cyprus, Luxembourg and Malta. The regional government believes this is an opportunity to

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SITE VISIT: Work is now under way.

IBERIAN LYNX: One of the species to benefit. increase the ecotourism sector and provide more ‘green’ jobs throughout Andalucia, while increasing the income of rural communities. Any increase in the number of tourists visiting protected areas must be accompanied by a strong plan to maintain the natural values and extraordinary biological diversity of the region, said a spokesman from the Environmental Ministry. RENPA comprises protected

spaces of variable size, and with different levels of legislation governing their use, including national parks, nature parks, nature reserves,suburban parks, protected landscapes and natural monuments. Some of the areas are also protected under rules defined in the European Union’s Habitats and Birds Directives, and others such as, biosphere reserves, RAMSAR wetland sites,and World Heritage sites.

Pressing on with park ERSTWHILE Fuengirola Mayor, Ana Mula, has pai d a br i ef vi si t t o t he new publ i c par k t hat i s being constructed in front of the Syalis a Los Pacos school. An investment of almost 400,000 euros has been set aside for the new green space, which will feature picnic tables, a roller-skating rink, ping pong, a pl aygr ound, and t wo pet anque pi t ches, pl us 55 new par ki ng spaces r equest ed by l ocal residents.

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Boulevard of dreams By Matt Ford GLISTENING Marbella mayor, Jose Bernal, paid a visit to the newly-refurbished seafront boardwalk in Puerto Banus to check out the new decorative elements and lighting. The official was accompanied by Nueva Andalucia councillor, Manual Garcia, and he was keen to extol the virtues of the improvements, explaining that the aim was “to sort out a decent-sized stretch of the promenade that has been in a state of neglect for many years,” naturally adding that “the former council couldn’t be bothered to do anything about it.” The work comprised resurfacing of the walkway, while “all wooden structures, such as fences, benches and rubbish bins, have been renovated so that they are usable once more.” Street lighting has also been replaced, and a dozen water outlets installed in order to provide year-round irrigation to decorative flower beds and native vegetation.

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Good ending THE three-year-old child who was in critical condition after suffering a stroke at a Marbella campsite, as reported in EWN 1625, was discharged from hospital around 24 hours later after his condition stabilised.

Under fire BENALMADENA Council is under fire after a restaurant built a walled garden and painted some old stones adjoining the 16th century Torremuelle watchtower white, in order to offer ‘an Ibizan air,’ with doubts over the legality of the work.

Rescue aid A CANINE unit from the provincial fire consortium, comprising two officers and three dogs based in Ronda, travelled to Italy to help with rescue attempts in the aftermath of the recent devastating earthquake.

Dune and dusted THE Pro Dunes Association has reported that Marbella Town Hall has wiped out the footpath which runs from Triana to the Artola dunes complex, bulldozing the area in order to use it as a car park. A group of concerned local residents apparently raised the alarm after they spotted the heavy-duty machinery making mincemeat of an area which lies on the border of the protected dunes.

Pro Dunes have expressed their disgust at the move, which is in direct contradiction to their own recommendation of retaining the footpath and installing a wooden walkway to permit access for those with reduced mobility. The ecologically-minded association has also stressed its disappointment with the location of some new dustbins within the dunes themselves.

Bumbling bandits A TRIO of raiders who held up a supermarket at gun and knife point have been arrested in Alozaina and now face prison sentences. The three Spanish men, all aged between 35 and 47, are accused of swiping the contents of a cash register after threatening and intimidating a terrified cashier. Two of the men entered the shop clad in sportswear and sunglasses, while the third remained outside in order to provide surveillance. Once inside, the two looters pulled out a hand gun and a ‘large knife’ from a bag they were carrying, before selecting a female cashier as their target. Once the cash had been handed over the three took off on foot before seeking refuge in a nearby building. Events were caught on CCTV, and police soon tracked them down to a local house, where they also seized the weapons and clothing used in the heist.

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ARMIN VAN BUREEN: Parking controversy during gig. By Matt Ford MARBELLA Council have opened an official investigation into the furor surrounding precisely who authorised the five euro charge for parking at San Pedro de Alacantara’s football stadium before the recent concerts by Marc Anthony a n d Ar m i n Van Bureen. The council are particularly interested to learn who benefit e d f r o m t h e f i x ed charge, si n c e t h e y c laim they had nothing to do with

it. They also want to know what the police officers on duty there at the time were d o in g w h ile th e alle ge d scam was being pulled. Adding additional layers of complexity to the situation, no fewer than three police unions, plus Local Police chiefs, have queried a supposed intervention at the car park by a deputy inspector and three councillors on July 30, the night of the second performance. T h e d e p u ty in s p e c tor, flanked by high ranking officials from the Marbella

and San Pedro Councils, apparently told duty officers to identify those who were taking money for the parking, while one of the council members recorded proc e e dings on his mobile phone. The unions are kicking up a stink as they say that the inspector should not have issued orders to on-duty officers who were not under his command, with his instructions allegedly including that posters advertising parking for five euros be taken down immediately.

Plucky couple in double trouble A VICIOUS highwayman who went on a mini rampage on Malaga’s Avenida Carlos Haya, was apprehended by a Local Police patrol after biting off more than he could chew. The drama unfolded when a 70-year-old married couple from Madrid, who were enjoying a holiday on the Costa del Sol, were attacked by a man brandishing a knife. After cornering the luck less pensioners against a wall, he demanded the bum bag being worn by the husband, but the fearless tourist

refused to hand it over. The aggressor then attempted to stab the elderly man, who dodged the first lunge, but received cuts to his hands as he raised them to defend the second. This caused his wrathful wife to join the fray, and she was stabbed in the arm before the cowardly criminal decided to cut and run. The bleeding couple sought refuge in a nearby petrol station, but the pair were left dumbstruck as they entered to find the clerk hysterical after being held at gunpoint and punched in the

arm by the same villain. She, too, had attempted to thwart the raider, with the frustrated felon eventually striding behind the counter and forcing the till open before making a run for it having appropriated a small amount of cash. He did not get far, as he was intercepted by a police patrol who had been alerted after the first incident. The gun turned out to be fake, and the mugger now faces a criminal trial due to his long history of petty offences dating back to the 1990s.

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By Matt Ford CUEVAS DE ALMANZORA Council have announced that the programme of popular beach aerobics classes which have proven a hit this summer will be extended until September 15. The classes take place at Cala Siret in Villaricos, and the town’s sports councillor, Miriam Quinatana, plus her social services counterpart, Melchora Caparros, popped down to chat with smiling participants on Thursday, August 25. Organised via the municipal sports department, the waterside workouts take place every Monday, Wednesday and Friday, and have been extremely well attended. The councillors expressed delight at the number of happy faces, and distributed bags to carry beach equipment as gifts.

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A PRIMATE rescue centre in England has sent three Orangutans to Rio Safari park in Elche. Monkey World sent over the animals as part of a European conservation programme for the species.

BOMB fears briefly shut down the main station of Placa España in Palma when police discovered an abandoned suitcase. After a quick investigation trains and buses were soon up and running again.

A WOMAN has been arrested in Almuñecar and charged with burgling a hostel and a house while the occupants were asleep. The 30-year-old is thought to have climbed through a window of the hostel.

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TWO men have been arrested by the National Police suspected of theft during Almeria City fair. The first man, aged 21, is believed to have stolen wallets and mobile phones at knife-point, while the second man, aged 31, is suspected of stealing a lorry.

A LOCAL POLICE officer from Dolores is taking part in the ‘Ultra Trail du Mont Blanc,’ an extreme ultra-distance marathon in the Alps. The event is considered one of the toughest in the continent at 170 kilometres and a route that takes an estimated 30 hours to complete.

AS reported by EWN last week, senior police officers in Palma and Calvia are currently embroiled in a corruption case alleging that high-ranking individuals are extorting nightclubs and now councillors and senior party officials are also being investigated.

TORROX is well-known for its large German population who are planning to celebrate Oktoberfest in style. The festival, to be held from Friday September 16 to Sunday September 18, aims to blend German and Spanish cultures.

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MAZARRON is offering free Spanish classes on the Camposol urbanisation to English-speaking residents in the municipality. There are two levels, running every Wednesday and Friday. For more information email juven tud@mazarron.es.

AN off-duty member of the National Police on Son Serra de Marina noticed that despite the fact that red flags were flying and the sea was rough, two young children were swimming in the sea and were in difficulty, so he bravely dived in and saved them.

MOTRIL Town Hall has expressed solidarity with the Italian people following the 6.2 magnitude earthquake which struck the centre of the country. Councillors also extended their condolences to the family of 27year-old Ana Huete, from Viznar, near Granada, who died in the quake.

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IT was without doubt a courageous endeavour. Two locals from Pilar de la Horacada, just south of Torrevieja, swam all the way across the Strait of Gibraltar, travelling from Europe to Africa in a tough eight-mile odyssey plagued by strong currents and other dangerous obstacles.

YOUNG British girls are selling their bodies in Magaluf as part of a highlyorganised trade on the notorious party strip. Witnesses and former workers have come forward to share their depressing stories with UK media which typically involve male tourists paying bars for ‘their time.’

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Land mystery INVESTIGATIONS have now commenced into a case in which municipal land in Vera was offered up for auction by a bank after Key Mare, the com pany whi ch donat ed t he land to the council, went into bankruptcy.

Suspect caught A NINETEEN-YEAR-OLD man was arrested by Guardia Civil officers after they discovered that the car he was driving had been stolen in Albacete and a laptop inside had been pinched from a car parked in Dalias.

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THE Nerja branch of Lions Club International is collecting old pairs of glasses to be donated to developing countries. The club has aided those with sight problems since 1925 after being challenged to help by Helen Keller.

DRIVERS entering Almeria City from Huercal-Overa will again be greeted by a huge statue of La Mojaquera after an agreement between both councils to move it from its old location to the newer motorway access.

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Man stabbed A 55-YEAR-OLD man has died of stab wounds inflicted during an attack in Elda. The victim, who has not been named, suffered at least nine different wounds. A 70-yearold neighbour is the main suspect after a police patrol found the victim lying in a pool of blood.

Quad bike THE driver of a quad bike died in Cocentaina on Thursday August 25. Local Police said the vehicle rolled over several times on the Cami de la Borona trail and emergency services could do nothing to save the driver’s life.

Medical help THE IMED Hospital in Benidorm and the Moors and Christian association of Sant Blai d’Altea have signed an agreement for the second year running to provide medical attention for attendees of the Moors and Christian festival in September.

Diving course IES Historiador Chabas, a high school in Denia, has become the first public high school in the Valencia Region to offer a diving course to its students. The school fought for five years to incorporate it into its curriculum.

Farm takeover THE controversial expropriation of Bergia farm to be used for a sports park is set to cost Benidorm City Council a staggering €4.1 million. This is despite the initial cost being set at just €270,000.

Water fight THE annual fiestas in Benimeli included, as always, a water battle. While this did not provoke criticism inside the small inland Marina Alta town, neighbouring municipalities condemned throwing water over each other as a waste of a precious resource.

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Arsonist caught SWEDEN: Malmö police have arrested a car arsonist caught in the act. The man is accused of being involved in at least 70 car fires this summer in the Malmö area.

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Pregnant attack A PREGNANT woman had to be induced after she was attacked by a robber in East London who punched and stole her phone. Her son was in critical care unit for a w e e k a n d n o w suffe rs from seizures as a result of the attack.

BRITISH PRESS INDUCED BABY: Suffers seizures.

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Warm weather tragedy THREE people, including two children, died on the hottest day of the year so far after being pulled from the water in Camber Sands, East Sussex.

By-election candidate FORMER soap star Tracy Brabin may put her name forward to stand for Labour in the by-election for Batley and Spen, following the death of MP Jo Cox who was stabbed in West Yorkshire in June.

S W E DE N: T h e c a s e against an ice hockey player accuse d o f g r o p i n g a woman at a night club has been dropped. The investigator sa i d t h e r e wa s n o proof a n d a d d e d t h a t th e w oman h a d ‘ g i g a n tic breasts’ so it wasn’t hard to brush-up against them.

SWEDEN’S high-speed trains are the worst in Europe fo r p u n c t u a l i t y a n d among t h e wo r st i n t e rn a tionally. Between 2008-15 only 66 per cent of trains on the Stockholm-Gothenburg and St o c k h o l m - Malmö routes arrived within five minutes of their intended times.

NORWAY: Last year asylum centres reported five unaccompanied minors they believed were being exploited for prostitution or other sexual se r v i c e s. Ju st o n e such re p o r t wa s m a d e in 2014.

Fish attack A GIANT catfish attacked a woman swimming in a lake in south-eastern Bavaria. From the size of the bite in her leg, experts say the fish was around two metres in length.

President’s passing FORMER West German president Walter Scheel, has died aged 97. The President paid tribute to Scheel, who he said “helped shape the destiny of our country for many years in a special way.”

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Stockpile scaremongering GERMANY has launched its first civil defence strategy since the end of the Cold War and has advised citizens to stockpile food and water in case of terrorist or cyber attacks. Critics have accused the government of scaremongering.

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GERMANY’S first ‘intelligent’ bridge is set to open in Nuremberg with technology never before seen on the Autobahn. Sensors built into the bridge will analyse data such as the strain, movements, humidity and pressure from the vehicles.

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NORWAY: Prime Minister Ern a So l b e rg t o o k a break from her official duties in Bratislava to hunt for Pokemon in the Slovak capital’s old town. The 55 yearold took advantage of some free time to play the popular Pokemon Go.

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UNFIT TO FLY: Pilot would have put lots of people at risk.

Under the influence A DUTCH pilot, aged 64, has been arrested at Amsterdam’s Schiphol airport for having too much alcohol in his blood as he was about to fly a plane to Turkey. Pilots are banned from consuming alcohol for 10 hours before the beginning of a flight.

Rental rates RENTAL property in Amsterdam is 70 per cent more expensive than similar homes in other parts of the country. The average price of a free

DUTCH PRESS sector property is almost €1,500 a month in the capital.

Voluntary redundancy AROUND 25 per cent of staff, some 6,900 people, at the Tax Of-

fice have expressed an interest in the voluntary redundancy package being offered by the tax office Leavers have been offered €75,000 or a year’s salary if higher.

Crash injuries TEN people were injured after a freight train crashed into a bus in Osnabruck which had stopped to let people on and off, but still had its rear end on the tracks.

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BRITAIN has deported a Polish national to the Netherlands who was responsible for a fatal car accident in 2013 in Limburg so he can serve his jail term. He was arrested in the UK where he was doing seasonal work.

PRINCE WILLIAM has been in Desseldorf to celebrate 70 years since the British military founded the state of North Rhine-Westphalia while Allied forces occupied Germany after the Second World War.

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UPCOMING ELECTIONS: Putin is tightening his grip.

Kremlin confusion RUSSIA is preparing for nationwide elections next month but changes within Putin’s inner circle are drawing more attention from analysts, given that the election results are assured. Several close associates have been removed from positions of power in recent weeks, leading to speculation that Putin is tightening his personal grip on Kremlin politics.

Huffy hackers A GANG of cybercriminals who wreaked havoc in the US by accessing secret Democratic Party files are also believed responsible for hacking of the World Anti-Doping Agency’s website. The details of the whistleblower who spoke out on institutional Russian cheating were targeted in what is thought to be an act of retribution.

Hockey help A CHINESE hockey team has joined the Russian-dominated KHL league. Red Star’s initiation was a glorious affair which saw president Putin sit with his Chinese counterpart to watch a game being played. Red Star hope to help Chinese hockey get to grips with the game ahead of the 2022 Winter Olympics in Beijing.

Threatening times TENSIONS between Russia and Ukraine continued to escalate as the former Soviet country celebrated 25 years of independence while Russian soldiers were on full combat readiness and held large scale military drills. With Russia accusing Ukraine of terrorism in Crimea, the possibility of open conflict continues to overshadow Europe.

Foreigner fine RUSSIAN coffee chain Schastye (happiness) has brazenly started charging foreigners 10 per cent extra on their bill with no mention of this on menus, adding it at the administrator’s ‘personal discretion.’

Soviet heroes SUPERHEROES are taking over Russian cinema with the release of the country’s answer to Marvel seen in new film Zaschitniki, which will follow a group of Soviet-era mutants including a man who can turn into a bear, recruited from all corners of the empire as they fight an evil supervillain.

Mammoth pirates RUSSIAN ‘tuskers’ are men who hunt woolly mammoth tusks to sell for huge profits. Preserved by ice, climate change has made access easier and many men are heading to the Yakutia region to try their luck.

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Airline profits up and down By John Smith INTERNATIONAL airlines are seeing a mixed bag of profits with some finding 2016 a very good year and others having to reduce their forecasts quite considerably. In the past month, Cathay Pacific, a one-time major player in the Asian market, has admitted it has been hit with an almost unbelievable drop in profits of 82

is the latest profit announced by Australian airline Qantas, slightly below industry forecasts.

per cent in the first six months of the

ANTONIO HORTA-OSORIO: Lloyds Bank CEO.

Black Horse, red face PORTUGUESE born Antonio Horta-Osorio, CEO of Lloyds Bank, still part owned by the taxpayer following its bailout by the government, was photographed by a reporter with a former adviser to Tony Blair whilst on a business trip to Singapore, inferring the couple were having an affair. The former CEO of Santander UK is married with three children and always promotes he and the bank, which he has run for five years, were beyond reproach. So allegations in a tabloid newspaper, which infer expenditure on ho-

year. This is due to a combination of fierce local competition and the stuttering Chinese economy with profits down to $45.5 million (€40.3 million). Others to issue profit warnings are German airline Lufthansa which blames the general economic climate and attacks in Europe which has reduced the number of long-haul passengers and both IAG which owns Aer Lingus, BA, Iberia and Vueling and easyJet.

Jimmy Choo is in prime position to continue its growth momentum with its multi-pronged focus on e-commerce and conversion of retail outlets to new concept stores.” Sandra Choi, creative director of Jimmy Choo.

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tel accommodation of £4,000 (€4,700) was partially run up due to his extra-marital relationship, has caused considerable embarrassment. He therefore went to the trouble of emailing 75,000 staff at Lloyds Bank to explain his position, stating his personal life is private, he has personally paid for all his own expenses, apologising for the bad publicity and assuring staff he was as committed as ever to running the Bank. AHO as he is known earned in excess of £11.5 million (€13.5 million) in 2015.

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Spanish pork exports SPAIN is finding new markets to sell pork after a decision to ban import of Spanish pork into Russia. Asia, and China in particular, are becoming major importers of meat from Aragon meaning the price is starting to rise again. Spain has also become only the second nation in the EU to be allowed to export fresh pork to Mexico, but producers are proceeding carefully, as Canada and the USA have been the main suppliers up to now and are not so heavily regulated with regards to the use of drugs and hormones.

Volkswagen end dispute VOLKSWAGEN GROUP have settled a wrangle with two suppliers of gearbox parts and seats which put production of Golf and Passat cars on hold and the jobs of more than 27,000 workers in jeopardy. It’s over compensation claims from two German suppliers for a cancelled contract they said adversely affected their businesses. After negotiations, both agreed to supply VW again.

Uncle Sam is upset at the EC WHILST it would appear that the proposed Transatlantic Trade Pact will be scuppered by France or a combination of other EU members, a complaint from the US Treasury perhaps gives warning to a post-Brexit Britain of the potential danger in signing up to the TTIP.

€315 million is the sum raised by technically bankrupt industrial giant Abengoa from the sale of five ethanol plants in the USA.

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The Americans have expressed disappointment the EC is investigating US corporations such as Apple, Google and Starbucks, accusing them of improperly avoiding payment of taxes by use of loopholes. In most cases, those approached have entered into agreements to pay additional taxes.

In complete contrast however, Australian carrier Qantas has seen its profits double allowing it to make its first dividend payment to shareholders since 2009 and to pay a bonus to staff of $A3,000 (€2,000). In 2014 it announced record losses but has achieved this turn around by cutting capacity and staffing as well as enjoying a major benefit from the drop in fuel prices.

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Spanish growth ALMOST despite itself, the Spanish economy in real terms continues to see growth albeit not enormous in GDP according to the National Statistics Institute (INE) which has announced that the economy grew by 0.8 per cent in the second quarter of 2016. It’s not all good news as overall growth has slowed down but any rise is considered positive and the growth is thanks in part to relatively stable household consumption bolstered by the fact that unemployment continues downwards with nearly 500,000 new jobs created in the past 12 months.

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5.53 ▼ 21.53% 1.22 ▼ 11.66% 1.01 ▼ 10.74% 1.54 ▼ 10.43% 6.58 ▼ 10.11% 0.66 ▼ 9.64% 0.99 ▼ 8.54% 1.18 ▼ 8.27% 0.18 ▼ 8.14% 0.95 ▼ 7.92% 0.45 ▼ 6.51%

Most Declined Aceto Corporation Brocade Communications Systems, Inc. Ferroglobe PLC Proteostasis Therapeutics, Inc. Splunk Inc. Corium International, Inc. American Software, Inc. XBiotech Inc. Actions Semiconductor Co., Ltd. Flex Pharma, Inc. Perceptron, Inc.

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Sterling is still weak after Brexit vote Ask the expert Peter Loveday Contact me at euroweekly@currenciesdirect.com

THE UK vote to leave the EU on June 23, 2016 has weakened the pound significantly but it’s only part of the story behind Sterling weakness. On August 4, the Bank of England announced a very aggressive stimulus programme to stave off the threat of a UK recession. This caught investors by surprise, particularly as Mr Carney and his colleagues at the Bank of England (BOE) decided not to take any action in July. This new programme of measures is proving to be the driving force behind the lower value of the pound. With interest rates cut to a record low of 0.25 per cent, the ‘big deal’ for Sterling right now is the Bank is once again active and ready to flood the markets with cash. This was clearly signalled as they announced plans to restart an asset buying programme to purchase UK government debt (Gilts) by adding an additional £60 billion to the market. The huge demand created by the BOE’s bond buying programme has boosted the price of UK

STERLING SLUMP: Following the Brexit result. Gilt futures, which in turn pushed down the returns to bond holders with some short dated bond yields turning negative for the first time in their 300-year history. This dynamic could actually continue as the BOE has left the door open to further rate cuts and more quantitative easing. Hawkish BOE Monetary Policy Committee

member Ian McCafferty, wrote in The Times that further quantitative easing and interest rate cuts are also a real possibility in the future, which signals the Bank is willing to do ‘whatever it takes’ to achieve economic growth without acknowledging the negative impact these measures will have on pension pots.

Ros Altman, a former minister under David Cameron, was quick to point out the BOE stimulus has the potential to tip the UK pension industry into a funding crisis as pension funds are some of the biggest investors in gilts, and traditionally offer a relatively safe and reliable source of income. After Mr Cafferty’s article in The Times, the pound fell lower and the negative bias is set to continue as investors will surely turn their attention to data coming out of the UK. Traders will look for any weakening of the UK economic outlook. On a positive note, August’s UK manufacturing results were mixed, with industrial production better at 1.6 per cent while manufacturing production declined to 0.9 per cent. After the vote, the outlook has materially deteriorated and prompted the BOE to pre-empt an economic slowdown. A Reuters poll points to a mild recession, with the economy contracting by 0.1 per cent in the third and fourth quarter as firms hold off investment. Most of those surveyed thought that the BOE will chop rates in November, and expect fiscal stimulus in the autumn statement. Governor Mark Carney seems to be hinting monetary policy has limits and fiscal policy could prove a more effective fix.

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New polymer banknote for Gibraltar By John Smith AS announced at last August’s commemoration of the birth of Sir Joshua Hassan, the Government of Gibraltar is to issue a new polymer £100 banknote featuring his image. Not only will this be the first ever legal tender £100 sterling banknote to be produced in polymer, it will also be Gibraltar’s first in this material. The note will have a smoother feel than traditional banknote paper and be more durable while staying cleaner for longer. The n e w p o l y m e r b an k n o te s have been produced by De La Rue and printed on Safeguard® substrate. The design will be similar to the existing paper banknote but with a large clear window showing a holog r a m wh i c h c a n b e s e e n from both the front and back of the note and which will be highly reflective, showing images of Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth II and the letter ‘G’ for Gibraltar. Using Advanced Image Plane holography, the hologram on the

CHIEF MINISTER: Fabian Picardo with Lady Hassan and her daughters. note will offer high levels of security against counterfeiting whilst simultaneously showcasing all the clarity, colour, movement and true d ep th ac h iev ab le on a polyme r

substrate. Chief Minister Fabian Picardo said whilst showing Lady Hassan and her two daughters: “We are proud to be issuing a £100 note

w hic h is at t he cut t i ng edge of banknote design and whose security features are second to none. De La Rue has worked closely with us to achieve this successful launch

and we are most grateful to them.” The launch of any new banknote product is both expensive and potentially catastrophic if anything goes wrong which is why manufacturers often use smaller administrations as ‘guinea pigs’ to test new materials. The loss of such a client whilst embarrassing would not be financially damaging, unlike any situation where a major central bank could cancel contracts worth millions of pounds. One of the best remembered disasters in recent years saw the hologram on a special Australia Bicentenary $10 bank note issued in 1988 fall off when the note was being demonstrated as being almost indestructible on TV. There will probably be more demand for this new Gibraltar note from collectors than those who wish to use it although as has previously been reported, certain sections of the financial community have been lobbying for the withdrawal of high value bank notes whi ch ar e popul ar wi t h m oney launderers and smugglers.

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APP ADJUSTMENTS: May alienate existing users if adverts are introduced. By John Smith PARTICULARLY popular in Spain, although it is used by many millions around the world, the WhatsApp messaging system - purchased by Facebook for $19 billion (€16.8 billion) in 2014 - saw few modifications following the acquisition, but that is about to change in two major ways. Firstly, it plans to share member ’s phone numbers with Facebook as it argues that this will help the social network provide more appropriate friend suggestions and also apparently will allow it to direct more relevant advertisements to its users. Whilst WhatsApp users may be somewhat upset by the sharing of user information and also details of how often they use the service, there is an assurance that the actual messages between WhatsApp users will remain confidential due to the oft trumpeted fact that the messages are encrypted.

For those who object to their information being shared, it will be possible to opt out provided that users follow a procedure detailed on the Whatsapp website. In order to find this information you have to enter the Legal Information section which states ‘If you are an existing user, you can choose not to have your WhatsApp account information shared with Facebook to improve your Facebook ads and products experiences. Existing users who accept our updated Terms and Privacy Policy will have an additional 30 days to make this choice by going to Settings > Account.’ In other words, you can’t opt out on the website but have to wait until you are invited to agree to updated terms and conditions which will be received on your mobile phone at which time you will then need to take the necessary action to opt out! As nothing truly comes for nothing, the ‘joint ‘company

will also ‘assist’ its clients by allowing adverts to be sent as WhatsApp messages from businesses that are prepared to pay for the privilege. It is not known whether it will be possible to opt out of this service as one of the attractions of WhatsApp is that it has been advert and generally spam free. Experts expect there will be quite considerable testing to see whether a proliferation of advertising messages will not just irritate users but also send them to look for other options, as no doubt rivals will be prepared to invest in producing more friendly Apps. Having spent so much money to acquire WhatsApp and having made promises about the retention of its independence, Facebook needs to be very careful that it doesn’t alienate existing users and put off potential users by irritating them with too many marketing messages.

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Ban the burkini? I say yes LEAPY LEE SAYS IT

OTHERS THINK IT I AM 100 per cent in agreement that the beach shroud or ‘Burkini’ should be completely banned from public bathing sites. The reason? It offends me. In the countries supported by those who follow these practices, it is not only against the law to even show a glimmer of flesh, the full weight of the law will drop on anyone who seeks to do so. I have seen western women’s arms and lower legs struck by ‘religious police,’ who carry thick bamboo canes explicitly for this purpose. And this to foreign women, who have tried to respect the country they are in, but unfortunately find their Kaftans have not quite reached low enough or are not long sleeved enough to satisfy these hypocritical bigots. The reason? It ‘offends’ them. Although I’m not in the habit of

ACCEPTABLE ATTIRE: Uncovered or undercover? wearing a bikini on the beach (not a pretty sight!) I can see how a Western women, in perfectly acceptable

bathing attire, can be made to feel totally uncomfortable lying next to a ‘holier than thou’ member of the

same sex wearing a black diving suit. Well, the idea of that in our free democracy offends me.

After the Second World War our countries were completely devoid of colour and variety. Vehicles and clothing were a drab mixture of grey and black. Slowly but surely, we began to recover from the horrors of war and with it came the emergence of wonderful colours and fashions that played an important role in lifting us from the depression and misery inflicted by the conflict. It therefore offends me to find parts of our societies being taken over by people, whose ancestors have played no part in the shaping of our countries, parading the pavements in depressive black shrouds and now wanting to extend their bigotry to our resorts and democratic places of fun and freedom. Areas which have been fought and won for by men and women who had more courage in their little fingers than those millions of cowards fleeing from the countries they seem to want to emulate so badly. Well you all offend me. All love Leapy. Leapylee2002@gmail.com

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Make practical plans Sally Trotman www.sallytrotman.com Sally Trotman is a qualified Counsellor who works with Astrology, Numerology and the Tarot. Each month she will deliver the forecast as an intuitive tool to aid increased self awareness.

WELCOME to your Astrological Forecast! Every month I write about how the Astrology, Numerology and Tarot for the month ahead effect you, helping you to move forward confidently with your plans for the month ahead. Below is your forecast for September 2016: Astrology: Make practical plans! Sun in Virgo: Until September 22 the sun is ruled by the earthy sign of Virgo. This sign is industrious, productive, and pays attention to detail. Make practical plans this month to complete projects. Mercury, the sign of communication, is retrograde (moving backwards) for most of this month. This is the ideal time to clear out clutter, learn ways to develop a calmer mind, and focus on your well-being to increase your energy levels and stay healthy as we come into the darker autumn months. Two new moons: The last time two new moons occurred in one month was in January 2014. Cast your mind back to that time. Did any important events take place for you during

that month? On Thursday September 1 the new moon is in the sign of Virgo and sets the tone for a productive month ahead. The month ends with the new moon in Libra on September 30, bringing a feeling of fun, lightness and unity. The second new moon is called a black moon. To make the most of the new beginnings offered this month, consider what is most important to you and write a list of three goals you would like to achieve over the coming year. Then take inspired action every day and watch your dreams unfold... Full moon in Pisces: It’s a good time to talk about dreams with the full moon in the watery sign of Pisces on September 16. What’s your heart’s desire? Now’s the time to dig deep and remember what’s really important to you. Use your imagination to visualise living your heart’s desire and take a step today toward fulfilling this dream. Creating new beginnings takes discipline and perservence. Begin a daily routine, perhaps with a little meditation and reading every morning to prepare your mind for the day ahead. With just a bit more focus each day on what you really want to achieve you will soon find you are living your heart’s desire! Numerology: Endings and new beginnings The number nine: The total of 2016 when added together gives us the number nine, mak-

ing this month particularly powerful for change. What do you need to let go of to make space for the new? As humans, we resist change, even when it’s good for us! In numerology nine is the last number of the cycle before returning back to the begining. What have you learned this year? What is working for you? Does anything feel like an uphill struggle? Whilst persistence pays sometimes knowing when to let go and move on can be liberating too. Take some time out to listen to the whispers of your soul this month. As September draws to a close, know that you will feel clearer and more confident about where you are heading. The Tarot: Are you a Hermit? The Hermit: The hermit card in the Tarot deck is depicted by a man holding a lantern. He is unable to see very far ahead of him, but has enough light to see where he is now. This is a reminder to stay present. Centre yourself in gratitude as you acknowledge all the wonderful things in your life right now! There is so much to be grateful for, and by making this your focus, you will attract more abundance. The present is a gift so embrace it, wherever you are. Trust that you are exactly where you need to be, learning new lessons every day

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Brexit: postreferendum boom or gloom?

THE ROCK: Is joint sovereignty the future for Gibraltar?

Nora Johnson

Breaking Views Nora is the author of popular psychological suspense and crime thrillers and a freelance journalist. To comment on any of the issues raised in her column, go to www.euroweeklynews.com/3.0.15/nora-johnson

WITH Team GB hauling back all that hardware from Rio, the positive mood sweeping the country is a real shot in the arm. Things do feel better, but it’s far too early to call all those pre-referendum Brexit scare stories fake. We haven’t left the EU yet, and it’ll take years before we know if the downsides materialise or not. Personally, I hope we see a new refreshed nation, but it’s naive to say everything is rosy at this early stage. What we have now is a ‘confidence’ blip from the markets, but not even Mystic Meg knows the future impact of quantitative easing, interest rate cuts, exchange rate falls, the FTSE bubble and all the rest of it, let alone the outcome of the exit negotiations and inevitable changes in our trade relationships. Once the Brexit horse trading starts, it’ll be a 27-dimensional nightmare (and there is naff all chance of access to the single market wit h o u t a c c e p t i n g s o me free d o m o f movement). Spain will demand joint sovereignty over Gibraltar, Denmark reciprocal

fishing access and the eastern European states a financial contribution to the EU in return for any ‘privileged’ single market access. We may not even be able to join the European Free Trade Area because Norway is nervous about allowing a big country like Britain into the organisation. As for world trade, distant countries are only interested in extensive trade links with vast economies like the USA or China and most trade primarily with their neighbours. The main challenges are still to come and some gloom will surely occur in the short and medium terms. However, we are where we are. The plan must surely now be how to deal with the future in the best possible way. This could involve leaving the single market and getting control of borders at one end of the scale, or at the other, a second referendum, legal judgements and a vote in Parliament that Article 50 will never be invoked (as Remainers demand). M y g u e s s is it’ll be s ome thing in-be tween. What do you think? Nora Johnson’s thrillers ‘No Way Back,’ ‘Landscape of Lies,’ ‘Retribution,’ ‘Soul Stealer,’ ‘The De Clerambault Code’ (www.nora-johnson.com) available from Amazon in paperback/eBook (€0.89;£0.79) and iBookstore. All profits to Costa del Sol Cudeca cancer charity.

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1 - 7 September 2016 / Costa del Sol

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Designed to confuse? Colin Bird A weekly look Each week, Colin brings his slightly off-thewall view of the world to the pages of EWN in his own irreverent style.

I DON’T know about you, but I reached a point of total confusion some time ago about what we should and should not eat and drink, how much exercise we should take and a host of other do’s and don’ts that seem to change with the seasons. I adopted an attitude years ago of: ‘If in doubt think natural.’ Butter or low fat spread? Have we been scoffing eggs for thousands of years without any noticeable ill effects, or is it only now that higher cholesterol suddenly becomes a problem? They are natural foods, so I am a lover and an unrepentant consumer of both. And as long as I go out and do a bit of walking or swimming for an hour or so each day, then you can stuff

ALCOHOL GUIDELINES: Recommend a maximum of 14 units per week. your gym and the discomfort of screaming muscles and protesting joints. How can that be good for you? We were told quite recently that a maximum of 14 units of alcohol per

week was the recommendation, but no alcohol at all is ideal. Well there’s nothing ideal about that in my book. But I would put money on the fact that in the not too distant future some in-

dividual in a white lab coat, worn corduroy trousers and scuffed shoes, will peer over his thick lenses and declare that this is a load of old cobblers, and the new recommendation is... I am not one of these

conspiracy theorists who reckon that the Americans never landed on the moon, or that aliens have lived among us for years, although when you look at Trump and Clinton, it does make you think. But I have to say that it appears as if the constant reports of new scientific studies – which always seem to contradict earlier scientific studies – are part of a deliberate plan to mislead, confuse and scare to death the good people of the UK. And apart from any other consideration, who pays for this research? The government? Big pharmaceuticals? Certainly vested interests of one kind or another. The saying that knowledge is power is true. Therefore when the perceived knowledge of the day is force fed to us by these so called experts, then that information is also power. How much more powerful then is mis-information…

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Faults discovered with iPhone 6 John Smith Random thoughts... AFTER years of ‘ruling the mobile phone roost,’ Apple has seen some quite negative reports concerning its latest products and an overall drop in sales. There seem to be two new serious faults with the iPhone 6, one of which is thought to have been caused by a shadowy Israeli company which has hacked into the programmes running the phones. This allows anyone who knows the secret (which is possibly available at a price) to be able to constantly monitor everything that the phone does. The problem only came to light when Ahmed Mansoor a human rights supporter who had been imprisoned in the United Arab Emirates received a text message offering him information on abuses in the prisons of that country but it contained a link at the bottom of the message which he did not recognise.

DOUBLE FAULT: Two serious faults have been detected on the iPhone 6. Being paranoid is sometimes quite useful and he contacted Citizen Lab, a voluntary organisation that tries to investigate matters of concern on the internet and they in turn contacted Lookout a smartphone security company. Both groups agreed that this was a highly sophisticated spyware package and alerted Apple. Apple have acknowledged this is

a problem and have speedily produced a ‘patch’ to counter the hack and this is available as part of the latest iOS download 9.3.5 which iPhone users can obtain by visiting the iPhone’s settings, clicking general and choosing security update. In fairness to Apple, this is a very complicated hack which it is suggested is more likely to have been purchased for significant sums by

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The world is dangerous AS we go through life doing what we can for ourselves and our families, events such as the floods in the USA and the earthquakes in Italy and Myanmar only go to reinforce the fact that the world is a precarious place. We have to be grateful when we escape these terrible tragedies whilst ensuring that we retain sufficient humanity to care a little for those who suffer. When you look around the world, there is so much misery and pain, caused by both natural disasters and the actions of man that it is comforting to realise that here in the south of Spain we are largely cocooned against the worst problems that others face. Certainly very few people can honestly claim to be completely trouble free but so many of the trials that we have to face could be considered trivial compared to those affecting refugee children, those driven from their homes by war and the sadly still inhumane treatment that different castes and colours receive. It is in many ways too easy to retreat into our own comfortable shell and to ignore those who are suffering but sometimes one needs to remember that it is often only a trick of birth which allows one person to live a comfortable existence whilst another is condemned to a short life of pain and suffering. None of us can change the world but those of us who do have plenty should, from time to time, remember how lucky they are and rather than complain about little irritations, just do at least one thing to try to make other people’s lives a little more bearable.

governments and used by their security agencies to monitor the activities and conversations of those they consider to be potential enemies. The second glitch does however appear be an inherent design fault and could strike any iPhone 6 or 6 plus at any time. Awarded the dubious title of ‘Touch Disease’ the problem attacks the screen of the phone, with a flickering bar that appears at the top of the device’s screen that doesn’t respond to a user ’s touch. Over time the bar grows until the whole screen is rendered unusable. At the moment there has been relatively few examples of this problem reported but if it is an inherent fault then it could literally affect millions of phones and because it is the screen that is affected, it is currently unlikely that the problem could be resolved without the phone being sent away for specialist repair. Now we With the iPhone 7 rumoured to want to have a curved screen due for release hear your views. later this year, it may be advisable to wait for that release, alYOUR PAPER - YOUR VOICE though there is never any guar- YOUR OPINION antee that a new model might www.euroweeklynews.com not bring its own set of problems.

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When to stop AS part of the series, we answer some common driving questions and keep you updated on the latest driving and road news kindly provided by members of the Guardia Civil based in Torrevieja, Costa Blanca, who set up the N332 website and Facebook page to help break down barriers.

PULL OVER: Official vehicles will display flashing red and blue lights. THERE are often reports of scams of drivers being flagged down to stop by people pretending to be police officers, but how do you actually know if the Guardia Civil want to pull you over? On their official YouTube channel, the Gu a r d i a C i v i l h a v e p u b lis h ed a video explaining the actions that patrols will take in order to stop a vehicle on the roadside. The video states that along with their duties, “the Guardia Civil is tasked with controlling road traffic to ensure road safety and to prevent the commission of offences which endanger road users and provide assistance if necessary.” When an official vehicle wants you to stop it will display flashing red lights

in addition to the blue lights. These red lights mean that you must stop your vehicle by safely manoeuvring to the right hand side of the road. You must stop your vehicle in a place where it does not cause an increased risk to other road users. If this is not possible, continue driving until you are able stop in a safe place. The police patrol vehicle will then stop behind your car. All occupants of your vehicle must remain inside the vehicle. The police officer will approach you to notify the reason why you have been stopped. Once the officers have finished, they will assist you in joining the main flow of traffic and getting back on the road.

For more news and articles visit www.n332.es or search N332 on Facebook.

Can a ‘club’ be exempted? WE have 89 apartments in our Community. We have a club/bar in the grounds which is owned by 48 bonded members of the Community. This club has problems making money. The members want the Community to exempt the club from Community fees in exchange for giving non-members the right to use the club. This is a split because not all nonmembers want to use the club. The club say that they cannot afford the fees. My question is: can the club force the Community to exempt them from paying the fees? If they took it to an AGM, do the members vote on that decision? We would like to know if the club has a case or not. C.O. (Costa Blanca)

NO, the club cannot ‘force’ the Community to make their premises exempt from Community fees. And, yes, any such important measure must be

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voted at the AGM. By the numbers you cite, it seems

the club members have a majority of the votes, so they would probably get their exemption approved. Quite a few Communities have similar arrangements.

Send your questions for David Searl through lawyers Ubeda-Retana & Associates in Fuengirola at Ask@lawtaxspain.com, or call 952 667 090.

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Blowing my stack Mike Senker

In my opinion Views of a Grumpy Old Man I WAS a smoker... a serious smoker. Not one of your namby pamby social ones. You know the ones who never have their own packet because they only smoke when they’re out having a drink or at a party or dinner with you basically, just always smoking other people’s! No, I was a SMOKER, 40 a day and I often had one lit and another in the ashtray I’d forgotten about. I was a good smoker. My smoke never annoyed anybody, or so I thought! The smell on my clothes I didn’t notice. But now I don’t smoke at all. Nothing. Nada. I gave it up and it was very simple. I don’t recommend my method as it’s a bit drastic! I had two heart attacks and tried to have a ciggy in between which didn’t work. I didn’t have the strength to drag on it. Anyway after five weeks in hospital and a triple bypass I decided not to smoke anymore. No brainer really. But now I’m one of those non-smokers of the worst kind, so don’t smoke around me full stop. For years that’s been fine because most countries now have strict no smoking

policies. Then all of a sudden people started vaping. If you don’t know what that is, it’s a contraption you stick in your mouth filled with some fluidy oily chemicals, usually from China, which are heated by an element then blown out like a nuclear cloud over the person sitting next to them. Now, as you know, I’m not one to complain but I don’t give a monkeys about your need to substitute your stinking ciggy habit with this now so called healthier option... don’t blow it over me OK? I don’t want something you have taken down your grubby ex-smoker’s lungs then blown out of your mouth in my face and when I tell you don’t huff and tut OK? It’s not so bad if you have an occasional puff, like once an hour, but if you insist on dragging on it continuously all night and sit there like the Royal Scotsman trying to pull a hundred carriage I’m going to tell you to stop. Don’t you realise it’s anti-social and rude to be sitting next to someone and blowing this crap all over them? I tried many times to give up smoking. I read so many books about giving up smoking I finally gave up reading! Last week I asked for feedback about my grumps and I was amazed and very pleased with the response. Thank you all so much. If anyone else wants to email their thoughts it’s mikesenker@gmail.com.

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Vultures are morally indefensible CHANCELLOR, you will be aware that the United Kingdom voted to leave the European Union by a small majority. A direct consequence of this vote produced a torrent of share selling, wiping billions of pounds off the market and, more importantly, reducing the value of the pound. During the night of the vote on June 23, I read that many currency dealers stayed behind, at work, to ‘play the market’ and, when early indications suggested a remain victory was imminent, the value of sterling rose from $1.46 to $1.50. Many of these traders left for home believing that they would make a fortune. When they returned to work the next day, to their horror, many had made huge losses as the pound’s value plummeted overnight. I read about some instances where they used their client’s money to make these ‘bets.’ On a personal note, as a pensioner living in Spain, the value of my, and my partner’s, pensions has plummeted by over 15 per cent - and our financial plight is getting worse by the day. Chancellor, I therefore propose that we make the trading of currencies illegal. It is unethical and morally indefensible. In a supposed civilised and democratic society, we cannot allow a few ‘men at computer terminals’ who have only self-interest at heart and with only profit as their motive, to dictate and decide the financial worth of a country. Currently they can, and do, target, and intentionally destabilise a country’s financial worth based upon nothing other than self-interest. A new way needs to be found which removes these financial vultures from controlling a country’s financial viability. Peter, by email

Bank query YOU recently published letters from readers regarding banks freezing joint accounts in the event of death and highlighting that now this is not the case, that in fact things have changed and it is dependent upon the bank and the manager. Has the situation changed? If banks are no longer able to do this, can anyone give more information on when this changed or reference to legislation from the government? I feel that if your readers had this they would be on very solid ground at this upsetting time, and make the situation a lot smoother.

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THEY say Spain is a dog loving nation and that may well be true, but dog owners should give the same feeling and respect to people who do not own dogs. Every single day we have to walk a slalom course along the pavement to avoid pile after pile of dog excrement and when walking in the dark it’s even more strenuous, which takes the simple pleasure out of having a pleasant evening stroll. Disgusting dog owners do not care less that the filthy unhygienic dog excrement they leave on the public street and do not pick up after their pets, can and often does get onto people’s shoes and clothing and eventually into their homes. Dog faeces contains germs and bacteria that can

Can anyone help? Marco, Huercal-Overa

Real heroes LEAPY, being a regular reader of your column I thought I would email you about something that really got up my nose! Last Monday morning on GMBTV, they had some of the Olympic winners on. Ok, but when they started calling them heroes that really got up my nose. I emailed them and requested that they stop abusing the word They are not heroes. Heroes are people that risk their lives saving oth-

cause serious illnesses and diseases to humans, especially anyone already in poor health, including sickness and diarrhoea, roundworm, tapeworm, hookworm and can also cause blindness especially to children. Germs and bacteria are also easily passed on to other dogs just as easily, especially when owners allow their dogs to sniff around excrement already on the pavement. I’ve read about ‘Doggy Parks’ being built at the request of dog owners who then allow them to become a stinking dog toilet and don’t care about residents who live close by. I despair at the thought of ‘Doggy Beaches.’ Yuck... Do the right thing dog owners and pick up after your dog and don’t leave it for other people to tread in. Steve, Benidorm

ers ie the armed forces, life boat men, people who jump into raging seas etc to save others. On Thursday in the mail some female columnist called the cake-baking lot heroes. Mad, all mad. Ted, Quesada

Waste disposal WE have been a part of the expat community in Arboleas since last year and benefited by what Spain has

to offer - mainly the weather. Notwithstanding this we are at a loss to understand the logic of the work recently carried out locally, primarily Los Carrascos. We have had new roads and drainage laid, through the village understandably, not however in the side roads. They replaced an existing road for the benefit of a ‘cycle’ track and a ‘footpath’ by a few hundred metres, at the end of which you land up on the old existing uneven pot-holed road anyway! They have even built a new ‘Disposal/Recycling Plant’ to save dumping rubbish on the hillside. We find it incomprehensible that the local authority find it more of a priority to spend money and use their

resources on work, which frankly is not as much of a priority to the local residents as providing a mains connected sewage system. The houses in our vicinity have been here for more than 15 years, and the authority have been taking money from the residents for all that time, yet they still cannot allocate funds to connect the main drains sewage system to the entire village. So the residents can dispose of their rubbish waste in the nice newly built ‘Disposal Site’ but cannot dispose of their sewage waste! In the article ‘Message for the People’ (Euro Weekly August 4 - 10) the mayor is quoted as saying “along with his councillors works hard every day to resolve any problems, prioritise solutions for the benefit of all residents and fulfil his obligations as mayor.” I’m sure Los Carrascos is not the only area without mains sewage, so perhaps for those other areas as well, ‘mains drainage’ should now become a priority… J & B, Los Carrascos

Burkini ban THIS is barbaric, degrading. If a woman wants to cover her flesh to avoid creepy men staring at her, forcing her to expose herself is bodily abuse. And since when was what we wear any of the police’s business? It sounds horrific to think that in the 1960s in Benidorm women were arrested for wearing bikinis, but this is worse. One minute we’re told that if we wear short skirts then we’re ‘asking for’ unwanted male attention; next, women who cover themselves to avoid it are forced to undress at gunpoint and in public. If I sat on the beach in jeans and a hoodie, would I be forced to strip in front of men and strangers? What about if I went swimming in a neoprene diving suit and swimming cap? What sort of dictatorship bans women from wearing what they want, unless it’s actually indecent? Kally

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The most dangerous creation of any society is the man who has nothing to lose.” James A. Baldwin

in history 1189 - Richard Lionheart was crowned the King of England following the death of Henry II 1346 - Edward III of England began the siege of Calais on the French coast 1479 - Following a four-year war, Spain agreed to allow Portugal monopoly of trade along Africa’s west coast and Portugal acknowledged Spain’s rights in the Canary Islands 1522 - The Vittoria, captained by Juan Sebastian Elcano, arrived in Sanlucar de Barrameda, becoming the first ship to have circumnavigated the world 1532 - Lady Anne Boleyn was made Marquess of Pembroke by her fiancé, King Henry VIII 1642 - The English parliament, led by Puritans, issued an ordinance supressing all stage plays in theatres 1666 - The Great Fire of London broke out at King Charles II’s baker’s house on Pudding Lane, near London Bridge, eventually destroying more than four fifths of London 1715 - King Louis XIV of France died after a 72-year reign, the longest of any major European monarch 1752 - Great Britain adopted the Gregorian calendar almost two centuries later than most of Western Europe 1792 - Verdun, France, surrendered to the Prussian Army 1870 - A republic was proclaimed in Paris and a government of national defence formed 1882 - Tottenham Hotspur premier league football club from North London was founded 1896 - The first successful heart surgery was conducted by Ludwig Rehn 1910 - Marie Curie demonstrated the transformation of radium ore to metal at the Academy of Sciences in France 1939 - Britain and France declared war on Germany in response to Hitler’s invasion of Poland 1985 - A joint US-French expedition located the wreck of RMS Titanic on the ocean bed 73 years after it sank 1997 - An estimated 2.5 billion people worldwide watched television broadcasts of the funeral of Diana, Princess of Wales 1998 - Google was founded by Stanford University students Larry Page and Sergey Brin

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If you haven’t got anything nice to say about anybody, come sit next to me.” Alice Roosevelt Longworth

World of English

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Contrary to the beliefs of Mary Poppins fans, the longest word in the English language is actually Pneumonoultramicrosopicsilicovol canococniosis.

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TODAY

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MALAGA COIN TORREMOLINOS

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Me before you Directed by: Thea Sharrock Starring: Sam Claflin, Emilia Clarke A heart-warming tale of Lou, a young woman who takes a job at a ‘castle’ near her English country village only to find herself becoming companion to Will, a wealthy young banker who has lost the will to live after an accident left him wheelchair bound two years beforehand. She decides to show him that life is worth living and together they embark on a series of adventures which will change their lives, and their hearts, more than either of them had expected.

Jose Antonio Reyes, footballer, September 1

After making his professional debut for Sevilla aged just 16, at 20 he signed for Arsenal but returned to Spain two years later. He has gained 21 caps for Spain and represented the country at the 2006 World Cup. He currently plays for Espanyol.

Keanu Reeves, actor, September 2, 52 Reeves was an exceptional hockey player and had intended on playing for Canada in the Olympics but was seriously injured. He went on to become a very popular actor, best known for his role as Neo in The Matrix trilogy. Steve Jones, guitarist, September 3, 66 Best known for playing with the Sex Pistols and Iggy pop, this English musician was ranked in Rolling Stone’s list of the 100 greatist guitarists of all time. Beyonce Knowles, singer, September 4, 35 A former member of Destiny’s Child girl group, she later found great success as a solo artist. She has won 20 Grammy Awards for songs including Single Ladies, Drunk in Love and Crazy in Love. Raquel Welch, actress, September 5, 76 Welch became an international sex symbol after appearing in One Million Years B C. She wanted to perform from an early aged and studied ballet from seven to 17 but gave it up when her teacher said she didn’t have the figure for it. Simon Burns, politician, September 6, 64 He has served as Member of Parliament for Chelmsford since being elected at the 1987 general election and was Minister of State for Transport until October 2013. He was knighted in the 2015 Birthday Honours. Gloria Gaynor, singer, September 7, 67 An American singer best known for her disco era hits I Will Survive, Never Can Say Goodbye, Let Me Know and I Am What I Am.

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Unscramble the name of a popular type of confectionary (one word): SALE TERMS Unscramble the name of a famous British television talent show (four words): THE SINISTER YEARS

Hexagram

Standing in the park, I was wondering why a Frisbee gets larger the closer it gets. Then it hit me.

The purpose of the Hexagram puzzle is to place the 19 six-letter words into the 19 cells. The letters at the edges of interlocking cells MUST BE THE SAME. The letters in the words must be written CLOCKWISE. The word in cell 10 (TIMING) and one letter in four other cells are given as clues.

ARMPIT AVENGE BEYOND ENTITY FIXATE FOREST GENTRY HITHER ISOMER METRIC

NITRIC PARADE PIECED POETIC REGENT RETIRE STEADY THEIST TIMING (10)

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YOUR STARS LIBRA (September 24 - October 23) Because you are intent on pleasing others, you may be cramping your own style. This is something that you have in abundance and it should be used. You may be feeling that a business idea does not stand a chance and, in any case, you don’t want to risk any money. . SCORPIO (October 24 - November 22) A juicy bit of gossip comes your way this week and it is hard to keep it quiet. You must do so, however, because there is a lot riding on it. When people trust you, they are saying much about the relationship. In this particular case, the person may well be able to progress you socially at some time in the future. SAGITTARIUS (November 23 - December 21) The rather more serious side of your nature needs to take over this week. Someone in a higher position is keeping an eye on you. This may be because they are considering you for promotion, so be on your best behaviour. It is important at the moment to stick to any rules and regulations or your reputation (and pocket) could be hit. CAPRICORN (December 22 - January 20) Letting life get too tame will eventually irritate you no end. Your social life needs a boost which, in turn, helps romance blossom. It is easy to be a bit lazy when things are going smoothly but we all need constant stretching. With an active mind such as yours, the important thing is to keep making progress. This may be in a physical way or in some kind of business.

VIRGO

(August 24 - September 23)

By showing confidence in your own way of doing things, you inspire others. This is chiefly because you are at last finding a balance between work and home life. In the past you may have felt stressed and equated that with working - not so now. AQUARIUS (January 21 - February 19) A chance remark alluding to your past brings a flashback. This helps you to see a current situation more clearly. We all make mistakes and follow the same old patterns, but this time you are being forewarned. It is in your experience and power to make a different choice of action this time. PISCES (February 20 - March 20) Someone will most certainly come to the rescue when your situation changes. Well, they will, won'’t they? Have Plan B ready just in case. In continuing to think in the short term you do yourself no favours. Think now of a ‘10-year plan’ and be determined to reach your goal. Bit by bit and day by day you will progress. You don’t have to rush ahead and get stressed. ARIES (March 21 - April 20) An exciting project is bubbling away in your mind but may need financial backing. Take advice from a professional or someone with successful experience in these matters. Remember that any idea has

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to grow, so consider what you need to see happen in five years’ time. There is little time for romance and you may decide to put that on hold because of complications. TAURUS (April 21 - May 21) During your social encounters this week you meet someone who offers to help. That is great, but do ask yourself if you would be prepared to give anything in return. GEMINI (May 22 - June 21) Some exciting suggestions make you think twice about a current business matter. However, it may not be necessary to change anything but to consider the new suggestion as a sort of ‘add on’ to a current project. CANCER (June 22 - July 23) The moment that you have been waiting for has arrived. A colleague has made a decision that is long overdue. Perhaps you are a little shocked and speechless because there has been such a time lag, but this will pass. LEO (July 24 - August 23) You work hard for your money. Make it worthwhile by trying to hold on to as much of it as possible. Someone who is charming and plausible may try to get you involved in a fast-track money making scheme.

PARALYMPIC GAMES 1. Created by Prince Harry in 2014, what is the name of the international Paralympic-style multi-sport event for wounded, injured or sick armed services personnel and their associated veterans? 2. How many medals did Britain win in total at the 2012 Summer Paralympics in London: (a) 100 (b) 120 or (c) 140? 3. In which county is Stoke Mandeville (Hospital), the location of the precursor of the Paralympic Games? 4. In which European capital city were the first Summer Paralympics held in September 1960? 5. Originally designed in 1946, what is the name of the Paralympic ball game for the blind and partially sighted, in which teams of three blindfolded players attempt to throw a ball with bells embedded in it into the opposing goal? 6. Swimmer Ellie Simmonds was the youngest British athlete at the 2008 Summer Paralympics in Beijing, winning gold medals in the 100m and 400m freestyle events. How old was she? 7. The symbol for the Paralympics contains three ‘agitos’ of which three colours, the colours most widely represented in the flags of nations? 8. What connects: the Gomdoori (1988), Petra (1992), Blaze (1996), Lizzie (2000), Proteas (2004), Fu Niu LeLe (2008) and Mandeville (2012)? 9. What is the motto of the Paralympic movement: (a) Be More, Do More, (b) Refuse to Lose or (c) Spirit in Motion? 10. Which former British wheelchair racer was created a life peer on the recommendation of the House of Lords Appointments Commission in March 2010? Answers 1. INVICTUS GAMES, 2. B - 120 (34 gold, 43 silver and 43 bronze), 3. BUCKINGHAMSHIRE, 4. ROME, 5. GOALBALL, 6. 13 (born November 11, 1994), 7. RED, BLUE AND GREEN, 8. All Paralympic MASCOTS, 9. C - SPIRIT IN MOTION, 10. Tanni GREY-THOMPSON

Nonagram How many English words of four letters or more can you make from the nine letters in our Nonagram puzzle? Each letter may be used only once (unless the letter appears twice). Each word MUST CONTAIN THE CENTRE LETTER (in this case T) and there must be AT LEAST ONE NINE LETTER WORD. Plurals, vulgarities or proper nouns are not allowed.

TARGET: • Average: 9 • Good: 13 • Very good: 19 • Excellent: 24

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Across 1 Burns rat mess at sea (7) 5 Unfashionable parent swallowing tea endlessly (5) 8 Genuine member of state (5) 9 Tasteless trendy drink I had (7) 10 Part of boathouse has promise (4) 11 Peer rips out drip (8) 13 Soap is corny we hear (6) 15 Swiss city information girl is after (6) 18 Mug or bad drunk is in the closet (8) 19 Old clothes start reappearing at garage sales (4) 22 Marine creature is alone, sadly (3-4) 23 Corner fish (5) 24 Panorama is observed by the sound of it (5) 25 Second finish or points (7) Down 1 So sure I worked sober (7) 2 Respond about move (5) 3 Fortifies limbs (4) 4 Took seconds to get cleaned (6) 5 Girl's flower is a failure (8) 6 League leaders cut of meat (7) 7 Get out of first day of do good efforts (5) 12 Petrol from silage on ground (8) 14 Hang up the agent's tie (7)

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1 Shadows, 5 Paper, 8 Brace, 9 Attract, 10 Extreme, 11 Alamo, 12 Sedate, 14 Tempts, 17 Amber, 19 Alarmed, 21 Loiters, 22 Bingo, 23 Spent, 24 Anemone. Down: 1 Sable, 2 Adapted, 3 Ore, 4 Shares, 5 Pet name, 6 Plaza, 7 Rations, 12 Stables, 13 Torrent, 15 Pimento, 16 Nausea, 18 Bribe, 20 Drone, 22 Bee.

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16 It's grim in a US Terence Rattigan production (7) 17 Blush, the church is about to phone (6) 18 Scots' cocktail prices (5) 20 Some headbangers see red (5) 21 Praise a boy about starting university (4) Each number in the Code Breaker grid represents a different letter of the alphabet. In this week’s puzzle, 21 represents H and 25 represents G, so fill in H every time the figure 21 appears and G every time the figure 25 appears. Now, using your knowledge of the English language, work out which letters should go in the missing squares. As you discover the letters, fill in other squares with the same number in the main grid and the control grid.

Across 1 Answer (7) 5 Inexpensive (5) 8 Similar (5) 9 Capable of reproducing (7) 10 Headwear (4) 11 Unthinking (8) 13 Evening meal (6) 15 Motionless (6) 18 Particular (8) 19 Effortlessness (4) 22 Analyse (7) 23 Smell (5) 24 Fragment (5) 25 Commenced (7) Down 1 Arrives at (7)

2 Fast (5) 3 Above (4) 4 Win a victory over (6) 5 Rectifies (8) 6 Clearly visible (7) 7 Looks furtively (5) 12 Something that treats, prevents or alleviates the symptoms of disease (8) 14 Get ready (7) 16 Gave encouragement to (7) 17 Large, fierce, striped cats (6) 18 Having a sharp inclination (5) 20 Approximately (5) 21 Upholstered seat for more than one person (4)

English - Spanish The clues are mixed, some clues are in Spanish and some are in English.

1 Differs, 5 Paths, 8 Aging, 9 Needing, 10 Neutral, 11 Ankle, 12 Sleepy, 14 Regret, 17 Types, 19 Temples, 22 Supreme, 23 Glare, 24 Yolks, 25 Kittens.

Down: 1 Drain, 2 Failure, 3 Eager, 4 Single, 5 Prepare, 6 Thick, 7 Segment, 12 Satisfy, 13 Possess, 15 Release, 16 Streak, 18 Pupil, 20 Might, 21 Seems.

ENGLISHSPANISH Across: 1 Niece, 4 Pedro, 7/13 Big toe, 8 Tatuaje, 9 Fin de semana, 11 Cremosa, 15 Susto, 16 Aisle. Down: 1 Nib, 2 Engineers, 3 Entre, 4 Pet, 5 Diamantes, 6 Oveja, 9 Focas, 10 Etapa, 12 Oro, 14 Ese.

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Across 1 Towel (6) 4 Useful (information, advice, tool) (4) 8 Vacío (5) 9 Behind (at the back) (5) 10 Periódico (diario) (9) 14 Sour (f) (5) 15 Taburete (5) 16 Birds (large) (4) 17 Jealous (husband, wife, lover) (6)

Down 1 Train (railway) (4) 2 Manzano (5-4) 3 Law (legislation) (3) 5 Earthquake (9) 6 Último (final) (4) 7 Cow (4) 11 Mares (4) 12 Spade (tool) (4) 13 Something (4) 15 Ver (persona, objeto) (3)

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FALSE friends, rather than those people who smile to your face and stab you in the back, are words which can trip you up in foreign languages by sounding similar to a word in your own but meaning something completely different. This can often lead to some rather amusing mistakes a lot of us have either committed while trying to speak Spanish or heard when our neighbours have tried to practise their English with us. These are the 10 that tickled us the most: 1. Embarazado/a This one often catches unsuspecting Brits out in the chemists or at the doctors when they want to mutter to the man in the white coat about an embarrassing problem or complaint and end up confessing to being pregnant. The correct term if you wish to express embarrassment would be to say you are ‘avergonzado/a’. 2. Constipado/a Don’t look so put out when Pedro from next door moans to you that he’s so ‘constipado’ he can’t breathe: he’s actually telling you about his common cold. If you do happen to be a bit, erm, blocked up and need to explain, the word you’re looking for in Spanish is ‘estreñido/a’. 3. Bombero Sadly, due to the ever-increasing amount of fires Spain suffers in the summer, most of us now know that bomberos are firemen. However, if you were shocked by this the first time you heard it, rest assured you wouldn’t have been the first to think the bombers were coming and run for cover. 4. Exito Everyone knows the way to turn a word into Spanish is to stick an ‘o’ on

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bang into, and has absolutely nothing to do with choking. If you want to say someone is choking the word you need is ‘ahogando.’

5. Sopa In a similar way, sticking an ‘a’ on the end won’t help very much if you need to buy some soap from the village shop. The tender is bound to think you’re very strange if you tell them you want some soup to wash your hands in!

8. Nudo It may sound rude but a ‘nudo’ is actually a knot. So, rather than telling someone the people across the road were skinny dipping you could, if you’re not careful, explain that they were tying themselves in knots before jumping into the swimming pool!

6. Carpeta Carpets aren’t all that practical in Spain and you’ll rarely see wall to wall ones, although rugs are often dragged out in the winter. If you do want your home carpeted, however, avoid demanding ‘carpetas’ for all your floors unless you want some strange looks. After all, who would want to cover their floor with folders? 7. Chocar This one is important. In an emergency you need to make yourself understood. ‘Chocar’ means crash or

Boggled How many English words can you find in the Boggled grid, according to the following rules? • The letters must be adjoining in a ‘chain’. They can be adjacent horizontally, vertically or diagonally. • Words must contain at least four letters and may include singular and plural or other derived forms. • No letter may be used more than once within a single word, unless it appears twice. • No vulgarities or proper nouns are permitted.

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9. Recordar Sometimes somebody will ask you to try to ‘recordar’ something, like if for example you have lost something. They’re not ordering you to get a tape or video recorder out, they’re urging you to remember what you did. 10. Ropa Another one that proves sticking an ‘a’ on the end doesn’t always work. In this case, don’t be confused if you go into a shop asking for ropa and are told you’re in the wrong place as they don’t sell clothes.

• Average: 20 • Good: 27 • Very good: 39 • Excellent: 51

SCORING: • 4 letters: 1 point • 5 letters: 2 points • 6 letters: 3 points • 7 letters: 5 points • 8 or more letters: 11 points

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THE Convent is inviting State Honour nominations for The Queen’s Birthday Honours List 2017. State Honours are given in recognition of paid or unpaid meritorious achievement and/or service which has been of outstanding benefit to Gibraltar and its people. Nominations should be submitted no later than October 10. More information on the Convent’s website.

CUSTOMS officers were attacked with stones after chasing a group of tobacco smugglers off Western Beach on Friday August 26. They were patrolling Gibraltar waters when they saw a small boat which had a number of packages in it. When they tried to intercept it, it fled into Spanish waters. The officers alerted the Guardia Civil who recovered the boat and tobacco.

IN an interview with the Gibraltar Chronicle, Daniel Feetham leader of the Gibraltar Social Democrats (GSD) in opposition has indicated if the Spanish were successful in having Gibraltar excluded from having access to the single market, then one option would be for Gibraltar to become part of the United Kingdom rather than an Overseas Territory as it is now.

ALTHOUGH there are no young people dressed in traditional Flamenco costumes, the annual Gibraltar Fair which ran from August 20 to 28 does to a great extent follow the Spanish model, with a fairground, food a n d d r i n k a n d musical attractions. With a combination of local talent including a t r i b u t e t o t h e Eurovision Song Contest as well as a visit from Katrina Leskanich who as part of Katrina and the Waves won the contes t i n 1 9 9 7 wi t h Love Shine a Light, there was something for everyone and was enjoyed by all.

IGPOTY competition for best photographs By John Smith FOR the first time, the International Garden Photographer of the Year competition (IGPOTY) will allow Gibraltarian photographers to compete for one of the five awards which are given in respect of best European gardens photographs. For the 2017 competition, in recognition of the Bicentenary of the Alameda Botanic Gardens, a new award, Green Gibraltar will be offered with the intention of highlighting the diversity of the Gardens and bringing it to the world’s attention, broaden public understanding of nature in Gibraltar and showcase the botanical beauty of The Rock. The winners of the special award will go on to form part

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ALAMEDA GARDENS: Photographers will compete for one of five awards. of the IGPOTY exhibition at the Alameda from April 2017 and winning photographs will

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ALONG with two members of staff from Gibraltar House in London, the reigning Miss Gibraltar, Kayley Mifsud, parachuted from 15,000 feet in order to help raise funds for the Calpe House Appeal. Calpe House is a newly purchased property costing £6 million in the centre of London where Gibraltar patients who have been referred to a London hospital find a warm, friendly and permanent facility where they can stay during their treatment. Kayley said, “I met Faye and Edwina at the Calpe House Gala a few weeks ago and they invited me to join them on the jump. It was something I’d always wanted to do so I booked up the next day. Some friends sent me stories of ‘Parachute Jumps that went wrong’ but I wasn’t really scared.” “It is a great achievement and wonderful for the girls to support Calpe House in this way,” said Albert Poggio, VC of Calpe House Charitable Trust.

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Spain is transplant leader SPAIN has become a world leader in organ transplantation thanks to the hard work of the National Transplant Organisation and solidarity of the population. According to the World Transplant Registry, managed by the National Transplant Organisation (ONT), in collaboration with the World Health Organisation (WHO), Spain has the highest rate of organ transplants with 40.2 donors per million people in the population. Throughout the country there is an average of 13 transplants being carried out daily. Last year nearly 3,000 kidney transplants were carried out, along with 1,162 liver and 299 hearts. The first half of 2016, according to provisional data from the ONT, reflects an increase of 11 per cent in the total number of donors and the number of heart-beating

LIFE SAVING: Organ donation is on the increase.

donors, who have been medically classed as brain dead,

has increased by 58 per cent. With this increase, it is ex-

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In Europe the figures on organ donation and transplantation remain stable compared to 2014. In 2015, the rate of donation of the 28 countries that form the EU increased slightly to an average 20.8 donors per million people (19.8 in 2014). The number of transplants in the EU amounted to 32,707, compared with 31,881 in the previous year. As for the waiting list, data from the Global Registry estimates that there are 56,504 Europeans waiting for a transplant of some sort. In the USA, organ donation has increased to 28.2 donors per million people and Australia has increased to 18.1 donors per million people. Last year there was a total of 119,873 transplanted organs in the world, representing an increase of 1.65 per cent compared to 2014.

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SPECIALIST: Doctor Luis Perez Belmonte. HEATSTROKE is the most serious form of heat injury and is considered a medical emergency. It often occurs as a progression from milder heat-related illnesses such as heat cramps, heat syncope (fainting), and heat exhaustion. But it can strike even if you have no previous signs of heat injury. Heatstroke results from prolonged exposure to high temperatures, usually in combination with dehydration, which leads to failure of the body’s temperature control system. The medical definition of heatstroke is having a core body temperature greater than 105 degrees Fahrenheit, with complications involving the central nervous system that occur after exposure to high temperatures. What can I do to avoid heatstroke? In summer you must take into account that temperatures and sunshine hours increase considerably. You should avoid exposing yourself directly to solar radiation, but if you do you should be properly protected and hydrated, especially when taking part in any form of physical exercise. What effects can heatstroke have on my health? Heatstroke can provoke anything from light dehydration and dizziness to serious injuries such as convulsions or cardiac arrest which can certainly put people’s lives in danger. In the event that someone suffers heatstroke, what should people do? The first thing that should happen is that someone informs the

emergency services or alternatively takes the victim to the nearest hospital. Their conscience and pulse must be checked and they should be hydrated by any means possible so as to cool the body down. All these actions must be done as soon as possible. How long does it take to recover from heatstroke? If progress is good and the symptoms aren’t serious, the person should recover within a few hours. What long-term consequences can sun exposure have? Long-term sun exposure can have very serious consequences, with the appearance of wounds, especially on the skin. If you have the slight suspicion that the wound could be serious, please make an appointment to go and see a dermatologist.

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Zika on the rise THE number of cases diagnosed in Spain of the Zika virus now amounts to 237, eight more than last week, and 38 of them are pregnant women. According to the Ministry of Health, all pregnant women are being subjected to thorough medical monitoring and although the clinical picture of this virus is mild, in the case of pregnant women there is belief that Zika can cause microcephaly; a neurological disorder and smallness of the head. In early May it was detected in Catalonia, the first case in Spain of microcephaly of a foetus whose mother was infected of the virus. In June, a second case of cerebral malformation was reported as a result of Zika. Of the total diagnosed cases, 91 were reported in Catalonia; 60 in Madrid; 15 in Aragon; 14 in Castilla y Leon; 10 in Galicia, nine in Valencia; seven in Andalusia; six in La Rioja; six in the Basque Country; five in Navarra; five in the Balearic Islands; four in the Canary Islands; two in Asturias; two in Murcia and one in Castilla-La Mancha.

Be popular and stay healthy GET out and improve your social life to improve your health. That’s the message from new research which found that being popular is actually good for our health. Researchers at the Harvard University, USA, said being unpopular could be as bad for your heart as smoking as their study found that levels of a protein instrumental in heart attacks and strokes, were higher in people who were socially isolated. The researchers said it wasn’t the number of friends a person thought they had, but the number of people who classed them as a friend “What matters is how others see us not how we see them.”

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Specsavers Opticas recommend yearly eye tests for the over 70s AS we age, our eyes change and most people require glasses in later years. Some changes are normal and nothing to worry about, but older eyes are also more susceptible to certain issues which, if left undiagnosed and untreated, can lead to irreversible damage and sometimes total vision loss. For this reason, Specsavers Opticas advise all people over 70 should have an eye test at least once a year. Amrik Sappal, Store Director of Specsavers Opticas in Fuengirola explains “It’s easy to forget about getting tested and only react when your vision is bad. However, when you reach your 70s a number of conditions can threaten your vision if not caught early and few have noticeable symptoms before reaching an advanced stage. We’re urging those over 70 to schedule a regular eye test and make sure their optician is offering a thorough check including checking the back of the eye.” You should get a thorough eye test that provides professional, comprehensive checks of your eyes and vision. Your optician will answer any questions and address any specific problems you may be having. If necessary, a referral will be made for further examination to an Ophthalmologist. Specsavers Opticas have brought UK standard eye tests to Spain and offer 25 per cent discount on glasses from their 89€ range or above for the over 50s. Common problems for the over 70s These are the issues you should watch out for when you reach your 70s. • Cataracts: The lens becomes opaque, blurring vision and even leading to loss of sight if left untreated. Early on, the condition may cause near-sightedness and the reduction in perception of blue colours. • Glaucoma: A build-up of fluid within the eye can increase pressure, which in turn damages the optic nerve. The loss of visual field often

occurs gradually and slowly, and may be recognised by the sufferer only when at an advanced stage. This loss of vision can never be recovered, so prompt diagnosis is essential. • Macular degeneration: In older people, the macula – the centre of the retina which is used for detailed vision – thins and occasionally bleeds. This can lead to distortion of, or even the loss of, central vision. The sufferer may also have trouble discerning colours. Peripheral vision remains unaffected, but central vision loss

is serious, so early diagnosis and treatment is vital. All these problems can be easily diagnosed with an eye test, so Specsavers Opticas urges all people over 70 to make sure they go for an eye test on an annual basis to make sure their eyes are healthy and any problems can be treated before causing vision loss. Specsavers in Fuengirola and Marbella offer UK standard free eye tests with all glasses purchased. Visit www.specsavers.es to find your nearest store and make an appointment.

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Salon Varietes open audition THERE will be an open auditio n f o r t h e we llknown 39 Steps, originally written by John Buchan and turned into a film by Alfred Hi t c h c o c k t o b e held on Sunday September 11 from 12 to 2pm and auditio n p i e c e s f o r t h is four act play will be available from the box office from Thursday September 1. Pote n t i a l a c t o r s a re warned that this is a physically challenging play as actors who between them are required to play 130 charac t e r s i n t h e 10 0 minute production have to carry a number of pieces on and off stage and cope with a multitude of quick changes. There are just four actors required for this piece and a description of the main characters they play

is as follows; Male characters: Richard Hannay in his early 30’s is handsome, dashing, pencil moustache with a posh accent and is always on stage. Clown 1 is short, stocky and of any age but must be able to speak in Cockney, Yorkshire, German and Scottish accents. Clown 2 is tall slim and of any age but must also be able to speak in Cockney, Yorkshire, German and Scottish accents. Female character A n n ab ella S ch mid t / P a me la / M a rg a re t is young, slim and attractive and must be able to speak in Russian, German, English and Scottish accent. P ro d u ctio n d ate s a re November 25 to 29, 2016 a n d d irec to r is O w ain Griffiths on 622 440 164.

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By John Smith FOLLOWING in the footsteps of US reality show, Millionaire Matchmaker, it appears that wealthy singletons in the Marbella area are having some difficulty in meeting their ideal soul mate, so the first ever Marbella Elite Singles Gala is due to take place on December 10 at La Cabane Beach Club in the exclusive Los Monteros Hotel. Those attending the evening will need to dress to impress with gentlemen in black tie and ladies in their best evening gowns as they enjoy a welcome Champagne cocktail and canapés, a four-course gourmet meal with wine, coffee, petit fours and a free bar until 2am. Add to this some spectacular live music, a cabaret and a fashion show highlighting the work of Maryna together with a raffle

to raise funds for refugee children and the singles should expect to have a fantastic time and hopefully some at least will find that special person with whom to share the New Year. There will be a few couples attending as well but the main aim of the eventing is to ensure that equal numbers of men and women attend and enjoy a night

under the stars at this luxurious spot. Tickets cost €250 and bookings are essential so English speakers may call 664 469 445 and Russian/Spanish speakers should call 605 018 828 for more information or to make a reservation.

Raising funds for PAD THE Touch of Class musical group will be performing ‘Songs from around the World’ at the Cabaret Bar, Fuengirola (near the Bioparc) at 8.30pm on Thursday September 15 with proceeds going to the PAD charity. Founded in 1996, the charity exists to shelter and then find homes for abandoned dogs and cats, so they are always in need of funds and volunteers. Their motto ‘Broken hearts come in all sizes’ sums up their outlook and desire to help those animals who are unable to help themselves. For details of how to obtain tickets which cost €10 per person please visit the PAD Animal Shelter website at www.padcatsand dogs.org or pay at the door on the night.

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Spectacular Thai food WHEN Thai food is good, it is very good. In fact Thai cuisine is often regarded as one of the world’s finest, offering a fantastic array of mouth-watering choices that easily convert the uninitiated and have those fortunate enough to be familiar with it seeking out the best Thai restaurants close to home. Sri Thai 24 in Fuengirola is a magnificent establishment where you can find savoury classic and unusual Thai dishes, delicately and expertly prepared to acclaim throughout the Costa del Sol. Garnering rave reviews for its traditional Thai dishes, Sri Thai 24 has established itself as one of the region’s premier culinary hotspots for those looking for a high-quality meal that will hit the spot every time. With a full range of Phad dishes, soups, starters and healthy salads, the first thing

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SRI THAI 24: Where the food is lovingly prepared. you will notice is the focus on quality over quantity. Completely unlike the fast food outlets you might find on a high street, Sri Thai offers you the chance to explore a real Thai restaurant where the food is lovingly and expertly prepared using traditional recipes that would make their ancestors proud. So if you are looking for a terrific new restaurant to explore, serving some of the

very best food you will find across the Costa del Sol, then why not contact Sri Thai 24 today to enjoy a fine meal with family and friends. You can find them on Calle Moncayo 35 close to the port in Fuengirola and contact them for reservations on 951 438 884 or 633 246 365.

DAVID DEMARIA, the well-known singer from Jerez de la Frontera has been on a massive Spanish tour for seven months as he promotes his latest album Seventh Heaven and single If You Go and will bring his tour to an end when he plays the Palacio de Congresos in La Linea de la Concepcion on Thursday November 25, supported by Soto Marta. Although just 40-years-old, this singer songwriter has been performing for 26 years, starting with Kelliam 71 and he then released his first solo album when he was just 19. Since that time, he has been popular throughout the country, collaborating with a number of f am ous Spani sh ar t i st s f or whom he has also written a number of songs. Some years ago he was delighted to be asked to appear as Balthazar i n t he Thr ee Ki ngs Par ade i n his hometown Jerez and repaid his followers there by performing a speci al concer t i n t he ci t y t o r ai se f unds f or t he poor and needy.

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THERE is to be a showing of the Oscar nominated film ‘B rooklyn,’ starring Saoirse Una Ronan and Domhnall G le e s on (s on of a c tor Brendan) in the story of an Irish immigrant arriving in B rooklyn in the 1950s which will be pres e nte d jointly by the Marbella International Film Festival and H10 A nda luc ia Pla z a on Thursday September 1. Tickets for the presentation which will include a buffet meal costing just €20, but must be booked in advance by e-mailing joanne.f7@gmail.com or calling her on 952 811 047. The buffet which does not include drinks will commence at 7.30pm and the film will start at 9pm at the H10 Andalucia Plaza opposite Puerto Banus.

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THERE will be a very special exhibition entitled ‘Inside New York’ which will open at 8.30pm on Friday September 2 at the San Pedro Cultural Centre. Head of Culture and Education from the Marbella Council, Gema Midon will perform the opening ceremony. The exhibition will transport the visitor to the city of New York through a series of black and white photographs by Mariano Pozo, an artist with a career spanning 34 years and the exhibition is his personal vision

of this city which he adores. Born in Malaga in 1966, Mariano Pozo was lucky that from a very young age, he was able to follow his two real passions, travelling and taking pictures. The start of his career and subsequent fame is linked to the sport of basketball and specifically the team Caja de Ronda, which he has photographed for the whole 34 years He became the official photographer of the ACB basketball league in Spain, as well as the European basketball Euroleague, and was one of the photographers featured in the special book commemorating the Spanish league entitled ACB 25 years in pictures.

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The Cartier Gold Cup By John Smith THE final of the Cartier Gold Cup was played on the Los Pinos fields at Santa María Polo Club Sotogrande on August 28 during the 45th INDI International Polo Tournament. Dubai defeated Ayala Polo Team by 12-7, despite the fall from his mount during the last chukka by world number one Adolfo Cambiaso. The former king Juan Carlos spent a fun afternoon while he enjoyed the match and then presented the Gold Cup to the winners of one of the most important tournaments in the world. A large crowd attended this prestigious event, which not only saw some exciting polo matches, but gave the ladies a chance to show off their latest fashions whilst the various sponsors’ drink marquees saw very few spare seats.

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POLO TOURNAMENT: Former king Juan Carlos presented the Cup.

Gipsy Cannis comes to Marbella NAMED after her first dog Gipsy, Llanin Marco, organiser of the special Gipsy Cannis exhibition has arranged with the Marbella Town Hall to transfer the show from Madrid to Marbella for the very first time. Running from September 2 to 4 at the Congress Adolfo Suarez there will be a host of interesting events including competitions for fur and beauty as well as dogs looking for adoption and fundraising for the charity Asociación Perros Azules The fair opens on September 2 with a dog walk at 9.30am starting from Puente

Romano to the Congress Palace and dogs who are well behaved are welcome to go inside when it opens at 12 noon.

Event will include competitons for both fur and beauty as well as fundraising. There will be a range of displays over the three days which will include the canine unit of the fire brigade, yoga for

dogs, Triple A adoption opportunities and even a fashion show. The gala will take place on the evening of September 2 at La Meridiana to raise funds for the charity which takes a particular interest in dogs with cancer. Tickets cost €65 and apart from a delicious meal, entertainment will be supplied by Surianne the San Pedro songstress, Samba the performing dog and Juan Peña. Entry to the fair costs just €3 and those under 12 will be admitted free of charge. For more details of the events visit www.gipsycannis.com.

Age Concern shop reopens AFTER being closed for part of the summer, the Age Concern shop in Calle Zaragoza, Estepona will be opening its doors once again on Thursday September 1 and early birds will have their pick of all of the new clothes and bric-abrac that have been collected, the sale of which helps to keep the charity operating. Age Concern, Estepona and Manilva, is a registered charity that gives information, advice and help to older people in the community. Volunteers working in the field are supported by funds raised through a variety of means, one of

which is the charity shop but the key word is volunteers as without them the charity could not continue to function. If you have some spare time and would like to help out do contact Age concern by calling 951 318 234 or by e-mail to tonyaldous55@yahoo.co. uk. For older people who require help or advice Age Concern operates a telephone service called Lifeline. This gives the individual a direct point of contact with the charity. The telephone number is 650 163 928 but is not for emergencies..

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By John Smith AS it is four months since the raid by Seprona (the animal arm of the Guardia Civil), on the Triple A charity, Euro Weekly News contacted charity spokesperson Lily van Tongeren to see whether there was any news that we could share with our readers, many of whom have been supporters of the animal charity over the years. Lily responded almost immediately with a carefully prepared statement which is reproduced below. “We at Triple A would like to inform of the present situation at Triple A rescue centre. On April 11 2016, the blackest day in the history of Triple A, Seprona came to the shelter following up a denouncement from our own solicitor. The shelter was closed for one day but since then continues to function as normal, with all personnel present, all the animals are fine and are all in good health, adoptions here in Spain and in Germany, Finland, Holland and a few other countries continue as before.

We have been strongly advised by our new solicitors not to make any comments as this can affect the legal proceedings that are under way. However, we would like to say that the Society is confident that the outcome of this matter will be favourable to Triple A. But we have to say that the most upsetting matter that has affected our reputation and deeply hurt the members, volunteers, sympathisers and all their families, was a shocking and highly questionable video which depicted a totally wrong and untrue picture, it was leaked and broadcast in prime time to three of the most im-

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Consequently, many questions have arisen by the public, and enormous financial and

moral damage has been done to Triple A, therefore, we would like to ask you, now more than ever to continue your valuable support, to stand behind us, defend us, and not to make any judgement until the matter has been finalised in court. After all everyone knows that we have been operating for 25 years without question, for the good of the abandoned and abused animals of Marbella and San Pedro.” We at EWN will continue to keep in contact with the charity in the knowledge that it will take some considerable length of time before the matter is resolved finally but are pleased to know that abandoned and needy animals are still being cared for and that funds continue to help support the actions of the charity and its band of dedicated volunteers. Mary Page, President of animal charity told Euro Weekly News “ADANA Estepona stands with all at Triple A. You have our continued trust and confidence.”

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Estepona movie fantasy By John Smith THE 17th International Fantasy Film week returns to Estepona accompanied by exhibitions, concerts and public talks. The exhibition, entitled ‘Time Travellers’ will be open at the Casa de la Tejerinas in the Plaza de las Flores and has some very interesting scale models and audio visual presentations, including a reproduction of the DeLorean car used in the various Back to the Future movies, a scale model of the Time Machine used in the 1960 Rod Taylor film and a reproduction of the Tardis, much beloved police box of Timelord Dr Who. This is just a taste of what can be seen at the exhibition which is open 9am to 1.30pm and 5pm to 8pm on Tuesdays to Fridays and 10am to 2pm on Saturdays until September 15. The first film presentation will take place on September 3 at the Padre Manuel Cultural

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ON DISPLAY: A reproduction of Dr Who’s Tardis. Centre in Calle San Fernando starting at 8pm with a discussion between film director and Oscar winner Jose Luis Garci and the poet Luis Alberto de Cuenca on the world of Sherlock Holmes and this will be followed by a screening of the 2012 film Holmes and Watson,

Madrid Days directed by Garci. On Sunday September 4 there will be a concert of film and TV music by the Acanthus Orchestra followed by a showing of the Time Machine starring Rod Taylor in Spanish language and the original title ‘El tiempo entre costuras.’

Running from September 5 to 9 with free admission, subject to capacity there will be eight films from Argentina, China, Italy, Japan, New Zealand, Spain and the USA competing with such diverse titles as ‘The Rotten Link,’ and ‘The Anthem of the Heart.’

Golf competition for ACEPSA THE Rotary Club of MarbellaGuadalmina which is well-respected locally for all that it does to raise funds for charity is organising its Inaugural Golf Competition on September 24 at the Magna Golf Club in Nueva Andalucia. There is to be a limit of just 40 competitors who will pay €50 to play nine holes in teams of four with a shotgun start in a Texas Scramble and buggies will be available at additional cost. In addition to the competition where the first

three teams will receive prizes donated by Unos Distribuciones, there will be a golf clinic demonstration by two members of the PGA. Registration opens at 11am, the clinic will take place at 11.30am and the competition starts at noon with prizes awarded at 3pm. Participants who will need to advise their handicaps will be welcome to register individually, in pairs or in teams of four. As the Magna Café has offered dis-

counts on this day, supporters might find it fun to visit to see the golf and to enjoy the fare at the Café. Advance registration is recommended by calling Alan Knight on 647 284 642 or e-mailing him at alanknigh@ gmail.com. All funds raised from the day will be donated to ACEPSA a local charity which helps those with mental disorders through their special facility ‘Los Olivares de Marbella.’

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Gardening Corner By Spain’s best known expatriate gardening author living in Spain for 25 years.

NEARING my 80th birthday and having written almost 2000 gardening articles for various publications in Spain and the UK, some three hundred for the Euro Weekly News, this is my last in order to make time for other activities in my later active years. I hope the weekly articles, whether focussed on gardening design strategies, dayto-day maintenance, solving basic problems or what to do in a major crisis, have been of help to you here in Spain. Spain has so changed since the mid-70s when I had many holidays in undeveloped La Carihuela and before blocks of apartments with few balcony flowers marred the sea and on land views. Unfortunately my four original books, written then with Clodagh, are no longer available to help you as our publisher and

A time of change SEPTEMBER is an important time for our gardens, vegetal plots and plants. It marks a change of cycle and requires particular care in some gardening aspects. While maintaining watering, especially in southern, drier areas, it is time to start weeding and preparing the vegetal garden for the autumn. Remember the debris will make the base of a superb organic compost. The time is right to plant autumn-winter veg and herbs such as Swiss chard, chicory, garlic, borage, onions, parsnips, endives, peas, beans, lettuce, turnips, parsley, chervil, radishes and carrots. In the garden it’s a good time to start thinking about planting conifers and evergreens and plant pots and flower beds should be prepared and primed ready to plant autumn bulbs. This is also the right moment to replant worse for wear areas of lawns and weed and fertilise all over to prepare the grass for the cold weather.

their distributors closed a few years ago. Internet stores like Amazon Books and The Book Depository don’t always have residual new or second hand copies available. However later booklets published through Create Space, Amazon Books selfpublishing subsidiary, are always available and also from other internet book stores. ‘Living well from our garden Mediterranean style’ will be of interest to try to improve understanding of what can be grown and consumed that’s beneficial for holistic wellness. It includes a gastronomic self-audit to help assess whether you remain a fast food addict or on the way to eating well. ‘How to use less water in the garden’ is a brain dumping of things I’ve used or seen on my travels to reduce water required to maintain an interesting garden. It looks at varying water needs of 30 types of gardens and has a list of drought resistant plants. One plant I should add is the Siberian succulent Rhodiola Rosea which helped Russian athletes gain Olympic gold medals legitimately and me to improve my strength

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and stamina. I’ll try to germinate and grow them in a cool spot in the garden. Gardening is a great hobby as there’s always something new to try and ideas often come from unexpected sources. On my 80th birthday I’ll have had a personal garden for 75 years. The first in 1942 was started on a pile of earth created when an unexploded bomb was dug out of our garden. Today’s garden has been stimulated from earlier gardens in England, Holland, Spain and from my world travels. Remember, great gardens don’t start in garden centres but with creative preplanning and consideration of a number of options. Where possible involve partners and he whole family in creating and evaluating features for new and existing gardens. My last gardening words are now recorded, so on publication day, September 1, I can go off for my early morning walk in the mountains without having to think about a topic for next week’s article. © Dick Handscombe September 2016

Rainy day barbecues HOWEVER bad the weather gets, don’t bring your barbecue indoors; carbon monoxide poisoning is much, much worse than wet feet. If you don’t have an overhanging roof to keep things dry but well ventilated, invest in a large umbrella that will cover both you and the grill; a sturdy parasol will do the job, and free up your hands to turn the food and drink the beer.

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RESPONSIBLE pet owners are using microchip to ensure that their pets, if ever lost and turned into the pound, will be returned as quickly as possible. In many areas in Spain it is also now a legal requirement. Responsible breeders are also increasing use of these tools to ensure the puppies they sell will be identified and appropriate action taken if they ever get lost or turned over to a shelter or pound.

The microchip, about the size of a grain of rice, is inserted between the shoulder blades with a syringe like instrument. It contains no batteries or chemicals and has an active life of about 25 years. The age at which this can be done varies with the size and development of the dog, as a certain amount of muscle tissue is necessary. With larger breeds, it can be done by seven to nine weeks of age, when most puppies go to their new homes. Most vets now have the capacity

to insert microchips. When scanned, the microchip will reveal a code that is unique to the dog. By consulting the appropriate chip registry database, relevant information – including dog’s owner, breeder, emergency contact, even health problems and food requirements – can be obtained. Implanting the chip and registering in-

formation is included in the cost and dog clubs often offer group discounts. Advantanges of microchipping dog include that they can’t get lost or stolen (like a collar), it can’t be worn off or removed (like a tattoo) and it quickly leads to information about the dog and this information can be readily changed. The disadvantages of microchips are that they can’t be detected or read without a scanner and unfortunately many animal shelters and societies still don’t have one.

Fine art for Fido BRITISH designer Dominic Wilcox’s caninecentric art exhibition, created with dogs in mind, ran from August 19-20 in London. The show was part of a campaign aimed at encouraging people to spend more time with their pets, and included artwork painted in a pooch-friendly colour scheme, plus large interactive pieces such as an enormous dog bowl filled with balls and an ‘open car window simulator’ which involved a fan wafting scents such as meat and old shoes around. The dogs who attended were said to have approved of the show, with plenty of wagging tails spotted, and their enthusiasm is a credit to the painstaking research that went into the event.

Barney needs regular sitters THERE is no doubt this has been one of the hottest summers on record, and not just in S p ain . E v en in th e U K temperatures have reached the high 20s, honestly! One consequence is that a t H o u s e S itM a tc h w e re ceived many housesitter applications from retired exp ats liv in g in S p ain who want more clement weather back in Blightly during the hottest seasons. We are asked, for example, if we have any housesits near the coast in Devon and Cornwall in order that

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FLOOR POLISHING MARBLE FLOOR (2.50€/m2) WHY PAY MORE .WE CLEAN, CRYSTALLISE, SEAL THEN POLISH YOUR MARBLE TO HIGH GLOSS, NON SLIP. PROFESSIONAL GUARANTEED, FAST SERVICE. 25 YEARS EXPERIENCE. ALSO REPAIRS DAMAGES TO MARBLE, CLEAN AND SEAL TERRACOTTA TERRACES, COVERS ALL COSTA DEL SOL. TEL: 671 244 683 (232888) T1 MARBLE FLOORS polished. Fast service. Reliable, family run. TERRACOTTA CLEANED and sealed. Wooden floors treated. No job too small. Family run. Cleansol 10am 10pm 7 days all areas. 952 930 861 / 607 610 578 Discount Code: EWN 1 CLEAN (206437) MARBLE polishing, crystallizing, lasting, high shine. Regrinding, restoration of salty, dead floors. Cyril, 634 455 064 (233300)

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FURNITURE wanted, same day collection, cash waiting, reliable service. 645 334 512 (229862) WANTED Quality Furniture – bought & sold. New & secondhand. Call Tony 633 921 239 or e-mail tony.bell1 @tesco.net (240686)

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GARDENING/REMOVALS S.J.T. SERVICES Local and National Deliveries and Removals. Garden Maintenance, Fencing, External Cleaning. Horse care and exercise by professional British horseman. Competitive, negotiable rates. SIMON +34 634 323 792 sjt services@outlook.com

ENTERTAINMENT PARTY EXTRAS. Mechanical Bull and Electronic Surf Machine. Available for hire. Call 650 242 476. www.par tyextras.net (242647)

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PROFESSIONAL garden services from Fuengirola to Estepona. All aspects of gardening and full maintenance and landscaping, free quotes, competitive prices. Contact Andrew 600 259 981 Andrew@garden-profes sionals.com (236851) GARDEN and pool maintenance. 10 euros per hour, monthly maintenance available from 120 euros. Tools and products included. RICARDO 637 160 129 (244950) ARBOLISTA Tree surgery, No. 1 for trees and palms, on the Costa since 1998. 600 260 534 - 952 117 486 Kit Hogg C.G.Arb www. spaintree.com (233301) TREE SURGEONS. No tree too tall, removal of dead palm trees and limbs, eco gardening, mulch and manure, fertilizer, palm pruning. 686 948 552 / 631 181 971. Facebook: Andres Jardinero Malaga (238684)

IRRIGATION IRIS-IRRIGATION and landscapes. New Installations and problem-solving. Turf (supply and laying). Garden constr uctions. Tree surgeon. Clearing and maintenance. 676 747 521 (242267)

ELECTRIC GATE/GARAGE DOOR automation repaired. Free, no obligation quotation. Call Colin - 636 394 641

GLASS CURTAINS GLASS CURTAIN repairs, specialist in replacement of discoloured plastic strips that act as a seal between the glass panels. Call Julian 655 825 931 (240301)

HEALTH & BEAUTY FUENGIROLA, Myofascial Release. J. Shaegen, Specialized in treating neck, back & extremity disorders, 30 years in Practice. 652 291 224 www.bodywork.es ( SAYAN MASSAGE. Your best traditional & tantric massage for ladies and gentlemen. 952 586 339 - 608 977 260 www.masajessayan.es SKIN specialist NHS registered. Treats all kinds of skin problems. Consultion 70 euros. Dr Eva. Fuengirola/Calahonda 664 747 267 (241278) CALL the MD Clinic if you suffer from pain Our Integral Medical Service combines the best of Natural Traditional and Modern Medicine to aleviate pain and improve quality of life. We are close to Puerto Banus in Casa Rusia Azalea Beach. Good Parking! Phone us on 951 279 129 or 693 360 430 email doctorizotov@gmail.com www.mdclinica.net (241360) WEIGHT WATCHING? If so come & join the best weekly weight loss meetings. 663 674804 facebook/MyWeighSpain

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BOTOX AND FILLERS From €95. Covers the Costa del Sol and inland. www.beautifulmarbella.e s 609 347 086. (233222)

CHIROPODISTS

ABBEYGATE INSURANCE If you are renewing your policy or looking for new cover. Call us, as we are the only Insurance Company in Spain to offer protection on your no claims bonus. Call 952 893 380 (68259) ABBEYGATE INSURANCE Make the right choice and join the thousands of expatriates who have. We provide a friendly personal service, for all your home, motor, health, travel or marine ins u r a n c e. C a l l 9 5 2 8 9 3 3 8 0 (68259)

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DENTISTS NHS REGISTERED DENTIST in Fuengirola. Specializing in Zircon crowns, bridges etc. Free check up! drvisky@hotmail.com - 689 887 019 (240397)

HEALTH INSURANCE Competitive prices, English worded policies. Pay monthly or annually. All levels of cover. Premiums from €25 a month. Tel: 956 795 453 Abbeygate Insurance (68259)

HOME HELP HOME VISITS to help with chores and errands including cooking, ironing, shopping, dog walking or simply some company. 602 436 342 Jolanta (248753)

ABBEYGATE INSURANCE Car insurance exclusive for expatriates, save up to 50%. Find out about our price pledge on UK plated cars. Home insurance from €50. Tel: 952 893 380 (68259)

HOT TUBS / SPAS

EU INSURANCE DIRECT Extra Special Offers. Up to €50 cash back for car and home insurance (conditions apply) for new customers. For all your Insurance Needs and the Best Price and Best Cover in English, call Wendy on 952 830 843 / 676 098 464 email info@euinsurancedi rect.com www.euinsura ncedirect.com (241615)

HOT TUBS, new, used, bought, sold, hired. Also move & repairs. 691 973 131 / 952 793 398 (242567)

HOUSE CLEARANCES FURNITURE wanted, same day collection, cash waiting, reliable service. 645 334 512 (229862)

MOTOR INSURANCE. For the most competitive quotes in English call Linea Directa on 902 123 153, you could save as much as 30% and you can transfer your existing no claims bonus. Call Linea Directa on 902 123 153 for motor insurance with a human voice in English from Monday to Friday 9am to 6pm and save money now! (200726)

WE CLEAR houses, apartments, garages, bars, storage units. Tel 656 187 140 brian.d.hughes@hotmail.com (240571) CASH paid for your unwanted house or garage items. Please call 600 041 434 (232896)

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LSM INSURANCE. No fat singing blokes or trumpeting telephone´s, just professional service at the best prices for all your insurance needs including car, household, commercial, life, health and travel. Tel 952 578 008 or www.lsminsurance. biz for a quotation (242690)

INTERNET BroadbandSpain.co.uk for Sky, UK TV via your broadband connection. (241626) GET YOUR business noticed online! Make sure that expats in Spain can find your product, service, restaurant, bar or shop. Contact Spain’s newest and brightest online directory TODAY. Call 952 561 245 or email mark.w @euroweeklynews.com for more details

INTERPRETER INTERPRETER & TRANSLATOR. French, Spanish & English. 695 909 025 (241370)

LAWYERS

LOANS AVAILABLE on all types of paintings, jewellery, watches, silver etc. Any condition. Immediate cash settlement. For more information call into Anthony’s Antiques & Jewellers shops extensive premises at C/Ramon y Cajal 40, Fuengirola. Mobile 609 529 633. Tel: 952 588 795 (SE) (201522)

LOCKSMITH emergency / appointment. Doors opened without damage, locks changed, patio doors and windows secured, 24 hour honest, fast and reliable service. Call Paul 657 466 803 (229854) T1 ENGLISH 24/7 LOCKSMITH/SAFE ENGINEERS. 30 YEARS EXPERIENCE, CALL DAREN OR BOB 952 660 233 / 667 668 673 WWW.SECURITYOFS PAIN.COM (241275)

R E W A R D - Lenovo Tablet left in Mijas Taxi Sunday evening 21st August or the memory card (sentimental value) TEL 660 803 784.

LOANS HOLA CREDITO. Instant short term loans against your valuables. Quick, easy and always discreet. Tel 900 123 457 www.holacredito.com (241174)

MISCELLANEOUS

WOODY´S LOS BOLICHES. Greeting Cards, mail to and from the UK. Worldwide courier and Passport renewals. All adverts taken for the Euro Weekly News- display or classified. Open 9.002.00PM (Monday to Friday). Special hours apply August and Xmas. One street behind the Confortel, just off Plaza San Rafael, Los Boliches, on C/Poeta Salvador Rueda 93. Tel: 952 471 877

MOBILE HOMES

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MOBILITY scooters, electric wheelchairs, wheelchairs, walking frames, etc, for sale and rent. Large selection of quality used scooters at competitive prices. Rascal vantage X, Rascal Veo X, Shoprider Sovereign, Pride Go Go, Neo 4 and 8, Mercury Prism, Pride XL8, Rascal 388, Rascal 329, Rascal 125 Wheelchair, Shoprider electric wheelchair breaks up for boot, Rascal 330 electric wheelchair as new condition at considerable saving, Rascal turnabout electric wheelchair, plus many more all with guarantee. New and used wheelchairs for sale at competitive prices. Brand New Pride Go Go Mobility Scooters All models just arrived huge savings on retails prices. Rentals from 55 euros weekly. New mobility scooter batteries supplied and fitted. Mobility scooters bought for cash. www.mobilityscootersdi rectspain.com email in fo@mobilityscootersdi rectspain.com Tel 609581139 (241153) SENIORWORLD - MOBILITY scooters, wheelchairs, stairlifts, nursing beds, rise ´n´ recline chairs and a large range of daily living aids for sale or hire. Visit our showroom in Los Boliches or call on 952 663 131 or 670 964 181 for advice & best prices. (242724) MOBILITY-SPAIN: The Mobility Wizards - All Your Mobility Solutions under One Roof See our main ad in ‘Services’ (241720) www.mrmobility.eu Mobility scooters 39 euros per week delivered. 611 206 962 (248773)

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MORTGAGES FLUENT Finance Abroad Are you looking to release equity in your home here in Spain? Need to pay IBI, Community Fees, Taxes, but don’t have the cash available now to do this. Do you want to sell your property for what it is worth but don’t have the ability/time frame due to cash constraints? Do you want an alternative to the Banks who are costly and slow? Call us now on +34 691 179 445 +34 952 961 952 or email r o n a l d @ f l u e n t f i nanceabroad.com Come and visit us in our San Pedro office (242716)

MOSQUITO SCREENS MOSQUITO NICK No1 Specialist for Mosquito Screens for all types of windows and doors. PRICE PROMISE/NEVER BEATEN ON PRICE!!! All types of screens: sliding, pull-down, pleated, fixed and ARCHED available in all colours including wood grain. Call Nick at 647 072 861, www.mos quitonick.ws(241621) (T1) ACE OF SHADES - Don’t let the bugs get you! Available in enrollable, slider and pleated. Large choice of colours including wood effect. Tel: 951 273 254 / 671 732 204 / info@aceofshades.es (101730)

MOTORING

CAR SERVICES AUTOMATIC gearbox specialist. Transmatic. All models including classic cars, serviced, repaired and reconditioned. Also 4x4 transfer boxes and power steering Call/fax 952 796 166 / 952 805 804 email: transmat ic2005@yahoo.com. www.transmatic.es (233439) GT AUTOS Mijas – ITV´s, Servicing and Repairs. Diagnostics; Engines, ABS, Airbags, Aircon. 952 462 852 – 622 252 570 (248553) MECHANIC workshop & mobile. All work undertaken. ITVs done. Reasonable rates. Prompt, reliable services 24/7. 620 020 232, 951 165 090 (240677)

FOR SALE

BILL BRADY CARS has been established on the Costa del Sol since 1986, in which time he has helped thousands of expatriates to buy or sell their quality used Spanish cars and also keeping all the documentation simple so you understand all that is going on (which is important). You can contact Bill direct on 952 838 842 / 608 950 221 or billbradycars.com (241688) TO CLEAR TA-TA Indica 2008 1.4 5 Door (same size as Fiesta) New ITV (MOT) 31’000 Klm (19’000 Mls) A/C, P/Steering, Elec/windows/ locks and CD. Ideal second or first car with great economy, Look its only 2’250€ 952 838 842 / 608 950 221 billbradycars.com. (241668) PRICE SLASHED DIESEL / Estate Seat Exeo ST. 2.0 TDI. (the same as Audi A-4 ) 2011 full service history metallic blue, privy glass (double glazing ) this car is immaculate look at this saving new price nearly 30’000€ WAS 12’995€ NOW 12,500€ 952 838 842 608 950 221 billbradycars.com (241688) DIESEL Ford Focus 1.6 TDCI. 2013 5 Door Bought from Ford Marbella new car arrived hence this great bargain with all the safety of Ford range metallic silver and 5 year warranty from Ford look at this bargain only 10’995€ 953 838 842 / 608 950 221 billbradycars.com (241688) 2006 SUZUKI Grand Vitara, 2.ltr DDiS diesel, 5 door, 6 speed, black, alloys, new tyres, climate control, new model, 180,000 klms, very good condition, only 6,450€... 653 777 073 (241693)

MOSQUITO Screens for windows, doors and a high quality sliding patio door screen. All finishes available. Quick service. All areas covered. Call Julian 655 825 931 (240300)

ALPHA Spyder Convertible, 2ltr 16 valve twin spark, LHD on Spanish plates, electric blue with black leather, new ITV, air con, 135,000 klms with Alpha history, very clean example, 3,995€ 653 777 073. (241693)

SELLING YOUR SPANISH CAR? PHONE Bill Brady for the best cash price. Stay safe and phone Bill on 952 838 842 / 608 950 221 bill bradycars.com (241688)

MOTORING

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1993 MERCEDES 300 SL 24 valve, left hand drive on southern Irish plates, in very good condition throughout, excellent runner, low klms, hard top also available, for more details...... 5995 euros call 653 777 073 (241693) 2009 HONDA Shadow 125 twin with only 4,000 klms from new, this bike is in brand new condition with new ITV, good tyres, in black with unmarked chrome... 1,795€ 653 777 073 (241693)

PX to clear 1999 PEUGEOT 206 Turbo Diesel, 3 door, alloys, air con, etc... new ITV with no advisories, in good condition, only 1,495€ to clear.... 653 777 073 (241693) MERCEDES 190e manual, in alpine white, LHD car on Spanish plates, 2 owners from new, new ITV, air con, in original condition, must be seen, 2,995€.... 653 777 073 (241693) GOLF Clipper Original Cabrio, automatic with power steering, power roof, in white with white check half leather interior, in fantastic original condition inside and out, needs to be seen, absolute bargain at 4995 euros, 673 777 073. (241693) RANGE ROVER P38 2002, last of p38 model, 4.0 ltr hse, left hand drive Spanish plates, factory 19 inch alloys, dark blue metallic with beige piped leather, factory roof, genuine 42,000 klms with full history, excellent condition inside and out, 4, 995€ 653 777 073 (241693) JAGUAR XJ8 4.2 titanium exclusive 2005, in ice blue metallic with immaculate cream hide, this is fully loaded with only 33,000 klms, in excellent condition, left hand drive on UK plates, truly a fine example.... 14,999€ 653 777 073 (241693) 2004 MITSUBISHI Pinin LWB 5 door, in silver with all extras alloys air con one owner from new only 62,000 klms in excellent condition 4 new tyres great little 4 wheel drive 4,995€ 653 777 073 (241693) ROBERTSON CARS......JUST ARRIVED FORD KA 2002 AIRCONDITION, low kms. Little bluebell needs a new home owner leaving Spain, super condition, lovingly looked after, easy to drive and cheap to run Samantha Robertson 952 832 173 / mobile 608 658 785 (248603) ROBERTSON CARS....LOOK NEW PRICE (NEW SHAPE) only 16,000kms. FORD FIESTA Eco Trend.1 LITRE.2014 model.looks right in white,spotless condition still smells new, 5 door hatchback. Super Eco boost this is the car everyone is talking about, AIRCONDITION, Bluetooth, fast and fabulous a genuine bargain WAS 9,500 euros NOW 9,250 see photo on www.robert soncars-Spain.com Sam Robertson 952 832 173 / mobile 608 658 785 (248603)

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VOLVO C70 Automatic, Convertible, 2002. Metallic Green. Only 47,000 miles. UK Reg, RHD. Guadalmina area. €2,750. 628 884 854 or email tony@boxes.co.uk or see the car at www.antiquessussex.co.uk/volvocar.html (248793) CHEAP LHD CARS – 1996 Saab Convertible, Dutch Reg €1,500. 1995 Fiat Punto, Diesel, 5DR, Air-Con, Electric Windows, Irish Reg, Very Tidy €850. 2007 Land Rover Defender 130, 6 Seater + Pick-Up, 300tdi, under 10,000kms, Gib Reg €13,500 – 691 973 131 (No Text) (248794)

INSURANCE ABBEYGATE INSURANCE. No automatic annual increase on our Motor Insurance, renewal policies. Call 952 893 380 (68259) WE ARE currently the market leader in our country in the sale of direct car, motorbike, home and company fleet insurance. Since we started out in 1995, our philosophy has always been to offer an excellent service with the best prices in the market. For the most competitive quotes in English, call Linea Directa on 902 123 309. (200726)

MECHANICS MOBILE MECHANIC will come to your home or work. Servicing, repairs, ITVs & diagnostics. Call Mick on 617 553 072 (244949) BRITISH MECHANIC WORKSHOP family run business since 2000 in Mijas Costa Fuengirola. Servicing Repairs, ITVS, Full Engine Rebuilds, Body Work Repairs, Recovery Service, Paperwork Transfers. Checks on all cars & 4x4. CALL TODAY 605 407 369 / 951 914 025 (233432) MECHANIC workshop & mobile. All work undertaken. ITVs done. Reasonable rates. Prompt, reliable services 24/7. 620 020 232, 951 165 090 (240677)

REPAIRS ENGLISH bodyshop, fully equipped, Mijas Costa. No Job too Small. 952 667 074 (233434) ENGLISH MECHANIC, BODYWORK & CLASSIC CAR RESTORATION over 30 years experience, reliable, fully equipped. Contact Mark - 611 249 340 smartmark33 @gmail.com (240680)

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CLASSIFIEDS WANTED

CARS AND VANS, ANY REGISTRATION, INSTANT CASH, FINANCE/EMBARGO UK OR SPANISH 693 028 325 (229862) CARS WANTED, all registration numbers, any age, runners/non-runners, finance, embargoes no problem 687 049 592 or 622 156 022 (248692) T2 CARS, VANS UK OR SPANISH BOUGHT FOR CASH. FREE COLLECTION IN SPAIN AND UK. PLEASE CALL 678 808 837 OR 952 669 701 (229862) WANTED CARS AND VANS, FREE COLLECTION, SAME DAY 693 028 325 (229862) CAR, VANS BOUGHT WITH OR WITHOUT PAPERS. CASH WAITING 678 808 837 (229862) CARS wanted any vehicles considered, cash buyers all vehicles considered with quick decision please call........ 653 777 073. (241693) VEHICLES BOUGHT AND SOLD. SUPPLIED TO ORDER. ESTABLISHED IN MARBELLA 35 YEARS PETER 635 500 164 (248795)

MUSIC KARAOKE “Everything You Need” Rent, Buy or Update Your Songs in All Languages. www.songbookslive.com. “costasongs” 664-540-154. (232947)

NAUTICAL PUERTO BANÚS – Moorings for rent. 8, 12 & 15 meters. 662 379 483 (240400) FOR SALE - 20 Metre Berths, Main Port Sotogrande & 15 Metre Berth Port of Duquesa, Contact: 0044 7768 028400 (248754) PUERTO BANUS – Moorings wanted to buy. 0032 473 815 789

CLASSIFIEDS NURSING

COSTA CARE SPAIN SL Fully Licensed Fully Legal 15 years experience the caring company that gives you peace of mind when you need it the most! 952 560 718 www.costa-care.com Find us on Facebook! (236765)

COCKROACHES, ANTS, insects, fleas, mice, rats, wasps, termite specialists. Fumigations, bars, restaurants, houses, etc. Sanitary department officially registered certificates. Guarantee. Serving the coast since 1985. Only legal English owned pest control company on the coast. If you want the best then phone N.P.S. Nigel 606 008 940 (241240)

PETS

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“SIMPLY THE BEST” on the coast. Forget the rest, have the job done right. Call Sam. 18 years Mijas. 952 666 025 / 629 546 128. You’re worth it. (232930) PROFESSIONAL female decorator for all your decorating needs. For free advice and quotes, English 639 928 090, Spanish/Swedish/German 618 055 563 (244951)

PERGOLAS & DECKING PERGOLAS, Decking and Thatched Gazebos. Best quality and prices. Installations. For free quotation call 686 322 328 (243344)

PEST CONTROL

PEST CONTROL Best Prices Great Service BRITISH & LEGAL 0034 684 217 181 WWW.LOCALPEST.ES

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YOUNG DOMESTICATED cats rescued from the killing station need kind homes. Fully vaccinated and neutered. We will also deliver to England for a donation to the charity. Please give one of these beautiful cats a home so we can save more from death. Can be seen without obligation at Cat and Dog World Kennels. Tel. 630 197 435 (93398)

CHARITIES ACE CHARITY “El Refugio” in La Cala de Mijas is a registered charity. We have on average 275 dogs in our care and we receive no help from the Town Hall or the Andalucian government. We desperately need foster homes and adoptants for our many dogs, especially the small ones and puppies who do not do well in a big shelter. We are grateful for any help offered, including donations of food and blankets. Visiting times are from 13.00 to 15.00 and you can always turn up or make an appointment by calling Denise on 669 018 736. Our website is www.acecharity.org where you can view all the dogs in our care. (93320) ADANA THE ANIMAL SHELTER IN ESTEPONA. We always need volunteers to walk and socialise with our dogs and help with cleaning. We also need good homes for our animals that you can see on www.adana.es. Kennels open every day 10-1.30, Camino de Casares, near Parque de los Pedregales, Estepona. (5 minutes from the Poligono) For more information call Marjorie 952 79 74 05 or 636 934 146 (93319) SEPE the horse and donkey charity is open to the public week-ends from 10.00 to 5.00. Volunteers are much

needed in all departments and are welcome at anytime. For our riding for the disabled classes, we are also in need of extra helpers. We are nationally registered by the Spanish Ministry of the Interior (164640) but only with your support can we give the equine a voice. If you can just commit to 2 or 3 euros a month it will really help make a difference. You can find us at Lauro Golf Equestrian Centre, Alqueria, Alhaurin de la Torre. Tel. 608 258 950 info@sepeon line.net www.sepeonline.net (93321)

HIND THE VENTA MIRALMONTE ON THE ROAD FROM ALHAURIN TO COIN, (A404), URB.VIÑA BORREGO, FOLLOW THE YELLOW SIGNS. CHARITY REGISTERED WITH THE JUNTA DE ANDALUCIA NO 8448. WWW.HORSERES CUESPAIN.ORG INFO@ HORSERESCUESPAIN.ORG ARCHRESCUE@YAHOO.CO.U K TEL:- 635798219 OR 656935613 OR 620175828. NEW: ARCH CHARITY SHOP NOW OPEN IN ALHAURIN, NEXT TO MONEY CHANGE SHOP, AVENIDA GERALD BRENAN (93322)

AT SOS ANIMAL REFUGE we have dogs, young and old looking for homes. Some of our dogs have been with us for some time and would l o v e to f i n d a c o s y s p o t to curl up in and a knee on which to rest their heads. If you have room in your heart and home we would love to hear from you. We do not put our dogs to sleep - no matter how old, they are safe with us. For day to day needs and to pay for veterinary care, we much appreciate the support we receive. We desperately need items to sell on our market stall to help raise funds and are happy to come and collect. So if you are having a clearout, please contact us on 605 227 155. If you would like to know more about rehoming, please call 653 257 875. Visit our website www.sos-animals.org or please phone Sandy on 952 385 923 or 666 814 056 if you would like to make a donation or help in any way. (93317)

KENNELS

ARCH - THE ANDALUCIAN RESCUE CENTRE F O R H O R S E S WELCOMES VISITORS AND VOLUNTEERS TO THEIR STABLES ON SATURDAYS FROM 10 - 12 OR BY APPOINTMENT. COME AND HELP OUT, OR SPONSOR OR ADOPT ONE OF OUR HORSES, DONKEYS OR MULES. WE ALWAYS NEED HELP WITH FUND RAISING TO LOOK AFTER THE ABANDONED AND ABUSED ANIMALS. OUR AIM IS TO RESCUE, REHABILITATE AND REHOME. WE ARE A SMALL FRIENDLY TEAM - WHY NOT JOIN US. FIND US IN ALHAURIN EL GRANDE, BE-

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PET-COURIERS.COM – If you love your pet try us first – we are the best. Door to door service throughout Europe. Specialised vehicles – bespoke service. Full legal service including documentation if required. For further information call or e-mail us: Tel: (0034) 651 033 670 or (0034) 637 066 227. Email: info@pet-couriers.com or www.pet-couriers.com (243861) THE DOG MOVER. Licensed transporters. Two handlers, so never alone. 651 581 067 / 0044 (0) 7875 947230. www.the dogmover.com (228731) ACCOMPANY your pets to their new home. Fully licensed pet transport service. Denise www.petchauffeur.eu 952 197 187 / 696 233 848 info@petchauffeur.eu (241501)

EURODOG Boarding Kennels & Cattery. Under new ownership by animal loving family. Large kennels and exercise yards, fully licensed and sanitary approved. Safe, secure and caring environment. Inspections welcome anyt ime. 5 minutes from Fuengirola 679 786 669 / 952 464 947 / www.eurodog.es (239435) CAT AND DOG WORLD KENNELS AND CATTERY, superb licensed facilities, viewing welcome. Tel: 952 112 978 / 630 197 435. www.cat-anddog-world.com (231335) PETCARE PET HOTEL. Alhaurin el Grande. Holiday accommodation for dogs and cats. Heated/Air conditioned kennels available. Tel: 952 112 284 / 685 400 216 www.petcarespain.com. Find us on Facebook at Petcare Spain (243370) LAGUNA KENNELS AND CATTERY. Your pets lovingly cared for by English mother and daughter.Near Coin. la gunakennels@hotmail.com Tel 952 112 021 / 606 838 983 (248631)

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PET TRANSPORTATION by road. Fully DEFRA/OCA/ TRACES compliant. Complete service by professional licensed kennels. 630 197 435 www.cat-and-dog-world.com (231335)

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PHOTOGRAPHY PHOTOGRAPHY & VIDEO – Editing available – FREE Photo session for Models. Call Adrian 640 350 479 (241379)

PLUMBING

PLUMBER for all your plumbing. Water heaters, bathrooms, tiling. Benalmadena based, travel no problem. Construction work. Glen 669 073 773 (240545) PLUMBING. Leak detection & blocked drains. Tel 952 568 414 / 661 910 772 / drain spain.com (241327) BLOCKED drains? Avoid this nuisance by installing a dosing unit that injects a grease and fat eating friendly enzyme daily. For information call Clearflow 952 885 661 / 630 200 600. All major credit cards accepted. (238597)

PRINTERS BUSINESS cards, flyers, posters, magazines, design, canvas, exhibition equipment, signage, vehicle branding Eyeprint: 951 310 395 www.eyeprint.es (238598)

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PROFESSIONAL SERV. PRO VENT. Kitchens, Bedrooms, Bathrooms, Windows, Glass Curtains creatively designed and expertly fitted. Visit our showroom in La Cala or call 639 727 188 for a free quotation. From inspiration to installation www.joebayley.com (240294)

PROPERTY

PROPERTY MAINTENANCE MR MAINTENANCE For ALL your Property needs No Job Too Small 647 460 155 (233394)

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EUROARTS – Large format digital graphic design & printing. Floors, Pools, Signage, Shop Displays. 951 287 167 / 602 494 347 (240341)

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SAN PEDRO - Parking space for sale in garage under apartment in block Almendros 1. Generous size. Price €11,000. Tel 0044 7931 362078 or 693 009 210 (248756)

ATTRACTIVE 2 Bed, 2 Bath, Ground Floor Apartment in DON ALBERTO Mijas Costa. Fully Furnished to high standard. Close to Pool, AirConditioning & in a very safe position. 185,000 Euros. +447850 746171 goodson.builders@icloud. com (248691) VILLA, Modern on going build. 6 bedroom, 6 bathrooms, 70% completed in prestigious area, 10 min drive from Puerto Banus, build 900 m2, land 2065 m2. Private sale. Tel: 0034 671

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Lightning bolt By Matthew Elliott THE fastest accelerating street-legal car you can buy on the market is now an electric vehicle. Roaring from 060mph in just 2.5 seconds courtesy of a bigger 100kWh battery means that only the non-mass production LaFerrari and Porsche Spyder accelerate faster than the new Tesla Model S P100D. The P100D is also the first electric vehicle capable of exceeding 300 miles on one charge and upgrades to the model, dubbed ‘Ludicrous Mode’ by Tesla, cost around €10,000 for current Model S drivers. Silicon Valley guru and Tesla chief Elon Musk claimed that the new car was ‘faster in a straight line than when dropped out of a plane,’ and announced that a similar battery pack upgrade would soon be available in the Model X. Electric cars and hybrids are grow-

ing increasingly popular among environmentally conscious consumers and the Dutch government is now considering banning the sales of petrol or diesel fuelled cars by 2025. The fantastically named Dr Dick Smokers says that the decision will put Holland on track to meet EU air pollution regulation targets.

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I’d rather apply sun cream to James May’s hairy back.” fridge freezer. The Seat Leon X-Perience SE is a ‘waste of metal, glass and plastic,’ while the Nissan GT-R Track Edition is blasted for its sheer discomfort and dangerousness.

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The roads from hell A FUN survey of British motorists hoped to find which UK city was most despised for its driving environment. Surprisingly London wasn’t the worst offender, with that honour going to Birmingham, largely due to its dreaded Spaghetti Junction. The Big Smoke came second, while guest appearances on the roll call of traffic hell included Bristol, Liverpool and Cambridge. Such first world problems as Spaghetti Junction and the M25 pale in comparison to other global driving nightmares. In Lagos, Nigeria there are millions of drivers in one of the world’s most congested and unpredictable cities who have never even attended classes, while in Seoul, South Korea, public vehicles are allowed to completely ignore traffic signals with impunity.

Hall of shame FOLLOWING up on last week’s run down of Jeremy Clarkson’s favourite cars of 2016, the former Top Gear host turned motoring renaissance man has now published his very own catalogue of disaster, dubbed ‘The Terrible 10.’ Included in Clarkson’s personal hall of shame was the Vauxhall Astra Sri NAV, which flummoxed the verbal take-down artist who found himself at a complete loss of words to describe its utter blandness. The Zenos E10 S made the cut for shedding doors, windows, radio, and roof from its facade, leading Clarkson to conclude that he’s seen ‘better-equipped pencils.’ Clarkson’s chief gripe with the BMW X1 xDrive25d is that is raises your hopes courtesy of the brand logo but is ultimately the sort of drive you’d be delighted with if it were a Chinese brand manufactured in India. Nissan’s Infiniti Q30 Premium Tech is congratulated for high sales to Americans ‘too interested in food and the baby Jesus to notice they are tarted-up Datsuns’, while the Skoda Superb SE L Executive is decimated for having the soul of a

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ZENOS E10 S: One of Clarkson’s terrible 10. Clarkson swears never to set foot in a Hyundai i800 again in this lifetime or the next, preferring to apply sun cream to James May’s hairy back; and derides the Renault Kadjar for its unforgiveable lack of imagination. Finally the Volkswagen Scirocco is ridiculed for its frequent stalling, desperate revving, bad looks and wrong noises.

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Made in Britain CUSHTY CUSHTYCAR: CAR:The The1973 1973Jaguar Jaguar E-Type, used in Only Fools andand E-Type, used in Only Fools Horses, willwill be up auction. Horses, be for up for auction.

Lovely jubbly ONE of the UK’s most sophisticated motoring events takes place this Saturday on September 3 at the iconic Blenheim Palace in Oxfordshire. The Salon Prive boutique event will showcase all manner of supercars and historic vehicles in its 11th edition, an exclusive affair limited to invitees and Palace members. Some of the world’s finest brands and rarest vehicles will be on display with around 80 cars gracing the premises alongside some of the motoring world’s wealthiest benefactors and collectors and most renowned engineers. The supercars will be part of an informal impromptu competition with awards for second and third place, and then there will be an official Silverstone Auction putting some of the brightest gems under the hammer. Chief among the dozens of attractions will be Boycie’s

1973 Jaguar E-Type used in the second episode of Only Fools and Horses, which Del Boy and Rodders promptly nicked for an hilarious night on the town. Expected to fetch around €100,000 the E-Type is without a shadow of a doubt the most famous individual car being auctioned off, but nowhere near the most expensive. That award will probably go to a very special Lamborghini Aventador SV Roadster which was only delivered in April and has a mere 59km on the clock. The first Lamborghini convertible to be deigned ‘Superveloce’ due to its revamped sporting nature and massive V12 naturally aspirated engine, it will raise at least €600,000. Back to the history books and an Aston Martin DB4 Series II, the first production car that raced to 100mph in under 30 seconds, expects to sell for

around €350,000; while other impossible finds include a Ferrari 512 BBi; Porsche 911 GT3 RS; Aston Martin Vanquish S; and a genuine Porsche 939 Turbo from 1988. At the bottom end of the scale you’ll find a fantastic Volkswagen Beetle which, at around €20,000, will cost less than the €25,000 it took to restore it a few years ago, with the revamped bugster travelling just 400 miles since then.

TOTALLY TRIUMPHANT: The historical Dolomite Sprint. ONE million cars have been produced in Britain so far this year and exports are racing across the channel at record pace, a lucrative state of affairs for manufacturers enjoying the pound’s fall as they rake in continental cash. It’s a solid increase on last year’s figures for this time of year and the best sevenmonth performance since 2000. New Britishbuilt cars are in hot demand across the world and more than 800,000 cars have been exported in 2016 alone.

Britain has always been a motoring worldbeater so it’ll be terrific news for anyone who feared that car production might follow the same depressing trajectory as other industries. Crucial to the high foreign demand for British-built cars is a glorious manufacturing history that includes the likes of the Range Rover Evoque; Mini; Jaguar E-Type; McLaren P1; and of course the trusty Dolomite Sprint.

A silver Mustang please RECENT sales stats allow us to peer into the souls of the great British motoring public to see which cars and colours are the most popular this year. On the high-performance front, the Ford Mustang was by far the most

desired, clocking up more than 2,000 sales in the first six months of the year. Also on the list are the Jaguar FType, BMW 6 Series, Porsche 911, and Porsche Cayman. With many people upgrad-

ing as often as every 18 months it’s little wonder the second-hand market is booming. The ‘iphonification’ of the industry is seeing more and more people pay monthly contracts rather than pay directly for ownership. The best selling second-hand car of the year

DESIRABLE DRIVE: Ford’s high-performance Mustang proved popular.

was, as always, the Ford Fiesta, which changed hands almost 60,000 times from January to June. Well behind in second was the Ford Focus sold on 40,000 occasions, while the Vauxhall Corsa, Astra and Volkswagen Golf made up the top five. Britain’s favourite used car colour is silver, followed by black, blue, grey and red.

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It’s an all action week with tennis, motorsport and cricket Tony Matthews International Sports A former player and now the world’s most prolific author of football books with almost 150 published since 1975, Tony is also the sports correspondent for Spectrum Radio and lives on La Pilica in the Sierra Cabrera Mountains overlooking Turre. Costa de Almeria

AS always there has been plenty of sporting action during August (the Olympics included) with more to come in September. So no one who is sportsminded, should be disappointed! MOTORSPORT: • Nico Rosberg won last Sunday’s Belgian Grand Prix, ahead of Danny Ricciardo with championship leader by nine points, Lewis Hamilton, third. Hamilton, in fact, started at the back of the grid after receiving a penalty because his Mercedes team used too many engine parts! • This weekend it’s the Italian F1 Grand Prix at Monza while Silverstone stages the British MotoGP. TENNIS: • The USA Open started at Flushing Meadows on Monday with Olympic champion Andy Murray among the favourites to win the

men’s singles title. RUGBY LEAGUE: • A Wembley crowd of 76,235 saw Hull come back from 10-0 down to beat Warrington 12-10 in last Sunday’s Challenge Cup final. Marc Sneyd’s dramatic late converted try earned Hull their first final win in 34 years. CRICKET: • England won the first two One Day internationals against Pakistan by 44 runs and four wickets respectively, in form batsman Joe Root leading the way in both games. The third encounter took place yesterday, the fourth is tomorrow with the fifth on Sunday. And you can see a T20 blast between the countries next Wednesday. FOOTBALL: • Last weekend, a record Pirelli Stadium crowd of almost 7,000 saw hosts Burton Albion beat neighbours Derby County 1-0 in the first-ever league meeting between the two clubs. • After three weeks of action, the unbeaten trio of Manchester City, Chelsea and Manchester United stand first, second and third in the Premiership. Huddersfield Town, Bolton Wanderers and Morecambe lead the Championship and Leagues One and Two respectively and Celtic top the SPL. • Stoke keeper Shay Given (aged 40) has become the oldest player to concede a Premiership own-goal. He actually saved a penalty taken by Everton’s Leighton Baines only for the ball to hit a post and bounce into the net off his head.

• Claudio Ranieri has become the fifth ‘foreigner’ to register 100 Premiership wins as a manager. The others are Arsene Wenger, José Mourinho, Rafael Benitez and Gerrard Houllier. • There are no Premiership/Championship games this weekend due to the international break when several U21 Championship and 2018 World Cup qualifiers, plus friendlies, will take place. Sunday’s World Cup qualifiers include Czech RepublicNorthern Ireland, Malta-Scotland, Norway-Germany and Slovakia-England (Sam Allardyce’s first game as head coach) while Wales play Moldova on Monday. • The draw for this year’s group stage of the Champions League (starting September 13) is: A: Arsenal/FC Basel/Ludogorets/Paris St Germain B: Benfica/Besiktas/Dynamo Kiev/Napoli C: Barcelona/Borussia Monchengladbach/Celtic/Manchester City D: Atletico Madrid/Bayern Munich /Rostov/PSV Eindhoven E: Bayer Leverkusen/CSKA Moscow Monaco/Spurs F: Borussia Dortmund/Legia Warsaw /Real Madrid/Sporting Lisbon G: Club Bruges/FC Copenhagen/FC Porto/Leicester City H: Dinamo Zagreb/Juventus/Lyon/Sevilla • Manchester City manager Pep Guardiola will, of course, face his former club, Barcelona. • Europa League, group games will include FeyenoordManchester Utd, Alkmaar-Dundalk, Southampton-Sparta Prague, Hapoel-Inter Milan, Ajax-Celta Vigo and Roma-Austria Vienna.

PEP GUARDIOLA: Will face former club Barcelona in the Champion’s League.

• The transfer deadline ended yesterday with several last minute deals taking place. Details next week. ROUND-UP: • In cycling, the Vuelta n Espana continues (until September 11)... the Tour of Britain starts on Sunday... the Premiership and Pro12 Rugby Union campaigns get underway tomorrow night… and the Paralympics begin in Rio next Wednesday (without the Russians). FOOTNOTE: Two of the

NICO ROSBERG: Winner of the Belgian Grand Prix.

most arrogant, uneducated sportsmen interviewed recently have been F1 drivers Kimi Raikkonen and Sebastian Vettel. Can’t believe (even understand) what they say or mean sometimes!

JOE ROOT: In form batsman led the way.

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PANORAMIC VIEWS: Of the sea and mountains. and greens. It was designed by renowned Malaga architect Antonio Garcia Garrido, responsible for some of the most emblematic areas of Spain. The most outstanding feature of this field, developed by the Group Evamarina is the breadth of green with a surface between 700m2 and 1000m2 planted with Agrostis Pen G-2. Facilities include: A majestic clubhouse complete with stylish furnishings and

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Marbella is set to welcome the biggest tennis legends of all time MARBELLA bounces back, hosting the Senior Masters cup for the first time in 10 years. It will take place between September 22 and 24 at the Hotel Puente Romano, with many legends of the sport in attendance. The event was presented at the town hall by Mayor José Bernal; Tournament Director, Albert Costa; General Director of Puente Romano, Jorge Manzur and the tennis player Manolo Santana. The mayor has said “It’s an honour for the city to host this amazing tournament bringing together famous tennis players like John McEnroe, Yannick Noah and Matts Wilander and modern players. It is without a doubt, a unique opportunity to enjoy the sport.” Albert Costa thanked the town hall and the Puente Romano for their backing, citing the tournament as “a

SENIOR MASTERS CUP: Will be held in Marbella for the first time in 10 years.

thrilling gathering that has the intention of staying in Marbella, making it one of the most important sporting and social events that the city has to offer.” Jorge Manzur added, “The hotel has grown and evolved a lot over the last 10 years, with the sports installations recently being prepared to be able to host a tournament of this calibre and the event will pay homage to the tennis legend Manolo Santana.” Santana himself has said “Marbella deserves an event of this degree and I’m very glad the Senior Masters Cup will be held in a city that I consider my home and between all of us we’ll make this the best tournament possible.” Tickets are on sale through official El Corte Inglés channels. General entry costs between €15-25 and a full tournament pass costs €50. VIP, boxes and preferred seating is also available.