The Wimborne Directory - May 2023

Welcome...

Dear Residents,

We do hope you had a good Easter break. April showers it certainly was but the main weekend was lovely and gave us all a chance to get out and about. The month of May can be a wonderful ‘transition’ from Spring to summer, so let’s hope the weather is good to us.

We have had some great feedback about the magazines recently. Many advertisers are extremely happy with all the calls they are getting from you. Stephen, myself and all of us here at Modern Magazines really appreciate you using your little local magazine. The whole idea is to provide good tradespeople and services that really want to help you, and are at the end of the phone to answer any questions that you have. Carl at Work Smart has doubled the size of his business by advertising with us and this has meant him giving more jobs to local people, which is a win all round. There is a write up inside. Do contact me if you would like to see anything else in the magazine, or you have a success story about one of the advertisers. We are here to link everyone together.

Wishing you a wonderful month of May!

Debbie, Stephen & all of us here at Modern Magazines

‘One

Man & His Cow’

Living Spit’s hilarious rural romp heads to Dorset with Artsreach

This summer the inimitable Living Spit are hitting the road from Bristol and heading back to Dorset for two special Artsreach performances of their hilarious rural romp, ‘One Man & His Cow’.

Farmer Trevor has a big problem. Given just months to live, he is faced with the dilemma of which one of his three children to bequeath his beloved farmstead to. Each has their own beguiling qualities and Trevor just can’t choose between them. Then one fateful night in the cowshed, help arrives from the most unlikely of sources…

This hilarious rural romp features a multitude of agricultural antics and farmyard frolics, all told with homespun charm and wit and entirely in rhyme and song.

Artsreach Co-Director Kerry Bartlett said “We first presented this show in five rural pubs back in 2014, and retoured it twice in 2018, each time attracting a capacity audience. We can’t welcome Stu and Ian to Dorset this summer to present a revamped

version of this hilarious rural story – it’s still one of our favourite Living Spit shows!”

Catch Living Spit performing live in Cranborne Memorial Hall (01725 517028) on Friday 12 May, and Studland Village Hall (01929 450587) on Saturday 27 May.

Suitable for ages 10+, audiences can expect mild dodgy language and several terrible puns. Further information and tickets are available from 01747 213203 or online at www.artsreach.co.uk

Howard Coggins, who wrote the show and created the role of Trevor way back in 2013 has taken a leave of absence due to sickness. The part of Trevor will be played by actor, theatre-maker, composer and musician Ian Harris. For over 25 years Ian has toured across the UK, to the West End and Broadway. This is his first show for Living Spit.

Friday 12 May, 7:30pm. Cranborne Memorial Hall. 01725 517028

Saturday 27 May, 7:30pm. Studland Village Hall. 01929 450587

Puzzle Page Quick Crossword

Across Clues:

2. Drink (3)

5. Close-fitting upper part of dress (6)

7. Brightly coloured flowers (6)

9. Responsible (11)

10. Intelligence (6)

Down Clues:

1. Decoration made up of small pieces (6)

2. Small, shiny discs (6)

3. Attendant (6)

4. Subtropical red marine percoid fish (6)

6. Inept (11)

11. Ease (6)

13. Entertainment theatre (6)

16. Final point (6)

18. Exaggerated (11)

19. Determined by agreement (6)

20. Wide, straight road (6)

21. Whole (3)

8. A rounded upper surface (11)

10. Smoothly curving line (3)

12. Hot fat or oil cooking (3)

14. Attribute (6)

15. Programme (6)

16. Deadly (6)

17. A thin, flat-cut diamond (6)

Word Ladder

Make your way from TOES to LEGS by changing one letter on each step to make a new word!

TOES LEGS

ANSWERS: (TOES,

The Avengers Quiz

1. Who is the first Avenger?

2. What is the name of Tony Stark’s personal butler?

3. What is the name of the magical land that Doctor Strange visits to learn the mystic arts?

4. Who is the main villain in the first Avengers movie?

5. Who plays the character of Black Widow?

6. What is the name of Thor’s hammer?

7. Who is the father of Peter Quill (Star-Lord)?

8. What is the name of the organization that creates the Winter Soldier?

9. What is the name of the villain in the movie “Black Panther”?

10. Who is the final boss in the movie “Avengers: Endgame”?

Queen Anne

Anne Hathaway just doesn’t add up. Firstly, how can someone so supremely talented and beautiful also be so downto-earth and charming? And what is it about her kindness and warmth that evokes such fury in a small number of online individuals – the unambiguously named Hath-haters? The truth is, the 40-year-old Oscar winner probably is too nice for Hollywood, but it is this combination of steeliness and vulnerability that make her such a compelling performer.

With a career that has involved playing roles such as a Disney princess, Catwoman and a 19th century French pauper, we ought to think twice before trying to place the mercurial star in a box.

“I think versatility is probably the most important thing when it comes to surviving in the movie industry,” she begins. “I am lucky in the sense that I’ve been offered roles that move across various different genres, but also the fact that I’m perhaps too easily bored when it comes to doing the same things all the time.”

Versatility in recent years for the New York-born actress has also meant embracing motherhood.

Since son Jonathan arrived in the world in March 2016, followed by brother Jack three years later, Hathaway has become regarded as a passionate and caring soul whose greatest role yet is as a mum. By her own

admission, it seemed that for someone who had endured more than her fair share of setbacks on the road to building a family with actor, producer and jewellery designer husband Adam Shulman, the end destination was finally worth the journey.

“I did feel as if it was in some way a reward for some of the nasty stuff I had been through,” she says. “You quickly realise that something truly meaningful, such as parenting, is hard and comes packaged with a lot of guilt and self-loathing, and that puts everything else in perspective.

“I try not to beat myself up about things, about the way

The critical resurgence of Anne Hathaway. to

I have lost my temper… but it is very difficult, and I think I am improving. It’s a journey; a journey I want to slow down.”

Professionally though, Hathaway cannot stop. This year, she returns with romantic comedy She Came to Me, psychological drama Mothers’ Instinct and Amazon production The Idea of You.

It all adds up to the amiable Hathaway looking set to reach her most creative point yet.

“There is no set process, per say, but I think the best scripts are those that I read and really can’t work out.

“It’s about choosing stuff that, in whatever way, pushes the boundaries of filmmaking… that teleports me to another, visceral experience.

“If I can find that, I’m happy!”

Nurdles are a threat to wildlife at Kimmeridge Bay

With the aftermath of the oil spill in Poole Harbour still being monitored, visitors and staff at Dorset Wildlife Trust’s Wild Seas Centre at Kimmeridge Bay are reporting a large amount of white nurdles, or tiny plastic pellets, which have been washed onto the beach.

Nurdles are the form of raw plastic that is transported to factories around the world to be moulded into a myriad of plastic products – anything from plastic bottles and bags to window frames and sunglasses. Unfortunately, they are regularly spilled from container ships into the sea or in factories where they are washed down drains. Nurdles are not harmless plastic beads but instead pose a real threat to marine wildlife. Often eaten by fish and birds, they accumulate in their stomachs causing feeding and digestion problems which can be fatal.

At the Wild Seas Centre, nurdles have been a focus of discussion for many years, with a nurdle o’meter clearly demonstrating the number of nurdles

washing ashore. However, staff and visitors at the Centre have been shocked by the increasing amount of white nurdles washing up in the last few days.

Wild Seas Centre Officer, Julie Hatcher said

“For many years, we have encouraged visitors to hunt for nurdles and hand pick them from the beach to help protect the important beach and shoreline wildlife. However, the number of nurdles currently on the beach has been truly shocking. We don’t know where they have come from, but many people are collecting handfuls of them and bringing them to us for disposal.”

Apart from collecting and removing these tiny plastic pellets from beaches, people can take action against this type of pollution by avoiding single-use plastic and excessive packaging and by choosing items made from natural materials wherever possible.

dorsetwildlifetrust.org.uk

Photo Credit: Julie Hatcher

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22nd April (Saturday)

14th May (Sunday)

24th June (Saturday)

23rd July (Sunday)

Venue: 6 Quarterjack Mews, Wimborne, Dorset, BH21 1DS

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What is a Lasting Power of Attorney (LPA)?

It’s an important legal document that lets you appoint one or more people to help you make decisions, or make decisions on your behalf if you are unable to.

Think of an LPA like an insurance policy, putting it in place while you’re fit and healthy gives you peace of mind knowing that, no matter how life plays out, your health and financial matters will be managed as per your wishes

Here’s how it works:

Margaret suffers an unexpected illness or accident, resulting in a loss of mental capacity.

Without an LPA

Next of kin doesn’t have the legal right to make decisions for Margaret

Sole bank accounts are frozen

Joint bank accounts are frozen in some circumstances

Bills can’t be paid from Margaret’s money

Investment decisions can’t be made (any previous authority given to make investment decisions is cancelled)

Property can’t be sold, meaning a co-habiting partner can’t move house if they wanted to

Next of kin don’t have the legal right to make decisions about medical treatment

Next of kin don’t have the legal rights to make personal choices, for example where Margaret should live

If you don’t plan ahead and you suffer an accident or illness which causes you to lose mental capacity, your next of kin can only get the legal authority to act on your behalf through a Court Order. This is a long, costly and intrusive process.

With an LPA

Margaret puts LPAs in place for both Financials & Health and Care Decisions appointing a representative

Margarethas legallyappointeda representativetomake decisionsabouther finances

Thebankrecognisesthe chosenrepresentative’s legalauthorityandNO accountsarefrozen

Investmentdecisions canbemadeby Margaret’s representatives

Bills can be paid as normal

Property can be sold if needed

The representative has the legal right to make decisions about Margaret’s medical treatment

The representative can make personal choices for Margaret, such as where to live.

By planning ahead, you can choose who should have legal authority to make decisions on your behalf if you’re unable to make decisions for yourself. A Lasting Power of Attorney costs far less than a Court Order and the people you choose can step in as soon as needed

Arlo

are both looking for a forever home!

Hello, We are Arlo and Archie – we both live here at Waggy Tails and are both hoping that we can find a new home each soon.

I am Arlo (on the left). I am a 3 year Pug Cross. I am told I have a lovely nature; I love people and other dogs. I really enjoy my walks and like lots of cuddles and play time.

I am Archie (on the right). I am a Pug cross and coming up for my second birthday. I am very good with humans and love company. I am not as used to other dogs as Arlo but I am working on this and enjoying group works and learning to be more sociable. I am a little bit on the chunky side so my exercise is important, along with my restricted diet.

Arlo and Archie are looking for a separate home each.

If you are able to offer me or one of my lovely friends a forever home or a foster home

Please contact our office on: Tel: 01202 875000

Email: admin@waggytails.org.uk or visit our website :

www.waggytails.org.uk

We also have lots of other dogs looking for their forever homes.

Waggy Tails Rescue are in need of

more foster homes. If you are at home most of the time, have a secure garden an experienced with dogs then please give us a ring and discuss fostering for us. It is a very rewarding experience and enables us to continue helping these dogs. (No children under 10 in the house please.)

Waggy Tails Rescue is a registered charity based in Dorset, we rescue and rehome dogs that have been abandoned, neglected or otherwise in need of a new home. We also find homes for other small furries that may be in our care, so to find out more you can contact us on the number above or send donations or letters to:

Waggy

Tails Rescue

Helen’s House

143 Magna Road

Wimborne

BH21 3AW

Thank you for supporting us!

and Archie

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Green ngers… the Alan Titchmarsh column

He’s a brilliant presenter, accomplished gardener, talented novelist, and allround horticultural inspiration. This month, Alan Titchmarsh discusses something in our gardens that dates right the way back to 1400BC, yet is as popular today than ever before. It’s the humble pergola.

I was asked by someone the other day what my favourite thing was in my garden – a plant, a tree, perhaps something manmade.

In answering that, I think I would struggle to look past a pergola. And if there’s one addition you’re thinking of making to your outdoor space this year, consider one of these. They date right the way back beyond Roman times, though were popularised by Caesar and his chums.

While the belief is you’ll need a decent plot of land on which to place it, in truth pergolas can be built in a variety of sizes, shapes and materials to suit any garden style or size. They can be freestanding or attached to a house or other garden structure and will give you the necessary height that means you can experiment with vertical gardening – think climbing plants such as vines, roses, and wisteria – without

having to worry about awkward poles, wonky trellises and more!

Mostly, a pergola provides a real focal point to the garden – I often think of mine as being akin to a church altar! It’s something that looks over an entire space with a sense of importance and prestige.

On a practical level, pergolas are brilliant for shade and shelter. There are many plants that shouldn’t be in direct sunlight for the whole of the day, while having a shaded area that can be used for outdoor entertaining, dining or relaxing can transform an average afternoon, whether alone or with friends, into a glorious one.

There’s also the privacy element, and the fact pergolas are generally low maintenance and

can last for many years with minimal upkeep.

As for cost, my advice is to shop around and see what you can get. From the very basic costing a couple of hundred pounds to elegant stone-pillared creations that go well into four figures, your budget and your personal taste can lead the way in creating for you a garden centrepiece that will evolve in the same way that your garden does. With good maintenance, your pergola has the ability to outlast the majority of other features in your garden… just ask the Romans!

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We cannot praise the work of Carl and his team of hard workers highly enough. From the simple start of answering our initial enquiry, which many tradesmen fail to do, through every stage of the work Carl has kept us informed both in pictures and in person. Due to spray foam insulation in our loft Carl completely removed all our tiles, cutting out all traces of the insulation and then replaced the roof to a high standard including high specification insulation. The work was completed within five days due to his large team of skilled workers. He managed the delivery of scaffolding and the removal of same in very timely manner. The worksite was kept very tidy throughout and the waste removed promptly. We would highly recommend this company.”

- Alan Hicks

You recently repaired my parents roof at the above address & I wanted to thank you so very much for all your care & compassion towards them. My mother has been so touched by your kindness, I have never heard her cry with gratitude before.I live in Canada & always feel so helpless being so far away, especially when something goes wrong. The peace of mind that you gave me knowing that they were so cared for during such a stressful time, I cannot thank you enough. You are a very rare & special person.

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Moss growth on your roof can lead to the buildup of organisms and bacteria, which can be harmful to your health. Regular moss removal can help prevent this.

Moss growth can clog gutters and downspouts, causing water to overflow and potentially damaging the pipes. Regular moss removal can prevent these issues.

The Adventures of Daichi The Modern Magazines Camper Van

Wafflicious is ONE Year Old! As you may remember Daichi, our lovable Campervan who loves the sea, brought us to Weymouth to not only visit - but to actually live! It was a move we were all excited about. Can you imagine that now over one year ago, we opened our brand-new family dining experience right on the seafront! Yes, a full year ago... we cannot believe how time flies. Offering the most delightful range of tempting treats such as waffles, sundaes, milkshakes, scoop ice-creams and luxury hot chocolate, you really are guaranteed delicious when you come to Wafflicious!

On Saturday 25th February, we celebrated our first birthday. We commemorated the day by offering 50% off everything which of course, drew many of our wonderful regular visitors, as well as some brand-new faces.

Situated in the most perfect location on the Esplanade, overlooking Weymouth’s stunning beach and

landscape, our guests can devour their treats while taking in the stunning view. Ideal for families and couples alike, there is something for everyone to enjoy. Larger parties can now book our “Flamingo Suite” for groups of up to 20 people, perfect not only for children’s birthday treats but also for those who are young at heart! We get many adults sneaking in for a tasty dessert and a good cup of coffee.

The menu at Wafflicious includes all your favourite toppings, including the very popular ‘Smoreo’. You can also choose ‘Chocolate Fudge’, ‘StrawNana’, ‘Apple Pie’ which comes with a full slice of apple pie, and ‘Canadian’ which is a delicious mix of maple syrup and cinnamon. All the Waffles and Sundaes are served with Marshfield Farm Ice cream.

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Pooches can enjoy their very own treats

also offers savoury waffles for guests who don’t have such a sweet tooth, with tantalising toppings such as ham, cheese and onion with chicken and pepperoni for a ‘pizza waffle’ experience, or smoked salmon, avocado or roasted peppers for a more sophisticated palate. Whether you’re a Weymouth local or visiting our beautiful town while you’re on holiday, no trip to the beach is complete without a trip to Wafflicious! We love to see people arriving from all over the South of England, as well as much farther afield. One lovely couple from Australia genuinely declared that our beach is prettier than Bondi Beach! Daichi of course agrees wholeheartedly.

Hayden is now managing the parlour and we have to say he is doing a fantastic job. He dashes around all day making waffles, talking to our amazing customers and making sure everything is stocked up. He says, “We have loved our first year and appreciate all the support our customers have given. We look forward to serving everyone in the many years to come. And remember its delicious here at Wafflicious!” With a big smile on his face of course!

Starting a new business is a challenge

for sure. Having a passion to make it go right, wanting it to succeed and working tremendously hard, is at the heart of what we have done. We really are looking forward to our second summer. Seeing those happy faces, families coming together and friends meeting up is just joyous. Our success is a result of the Lockdown, when we had time to look, plan and decide what we wanted to do. I think that is quite a turn around. If you are ever in Weymouth and want to pop in and say, “Hello!” we would love to see you. Mention Daichi and you will receive 10% off anything you try.

If you want to book in advance, or book a party please call Debbie on 07886 641600, or the Wafflicious email is eat@wafflicious.co.uk

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Daichi is very happy with the decision he made and will update you with his next plans, in the forthcoming issues of the magazine. We look forward to seeing you!

By Debbie Corney

All photos courtesy of Ellie Smeaton Photography

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A Design for Life… The Kevin McCloud Column

Designer, writer and television presenter, Kevin McCloud leapt into our consciousness with his vastly successful Grand Designs show on Channel 4. This month, the a able architectural business owner talks about embracing darker shades in making our living space look stylish and welcoming.

Something I get asked a lot is how to use darker shades in a way that enables a room to feel stylish, whilst still inviting. It can be a tough thing to get right, but it’s certainly achievable with the correct approach.

The first thing I ask people is their definition of ‘dark’. After all, dark doesn’t have to mean pitch black! Traditional gloomy colours can sometimes feel cold and unwelcoming, but use of warm-toned dark shades like deep reds, burnt oranges and rich browns can create a cosy and inviting atmosphere.

The next big thing is texture. Incorporating a variety of textures like plush fabrics, cosy throws and soft rugs can help balance out the darkness of the room, en route to making it feel more welcoming. With this in mind, ensure you don’t use objects or furniture that are oversized, as these will dominate the darkness and make the room feel insular.

Next is where the lighting itself comes in. I feel the real secret when it comes to creating a welcoming

space with dark colours is to utilise a variety of lighting sources; so consider table lamps, floor lamps and overhead lighting, to create a warm and inviting glow.

In essence, you’re not looking to light up a dark room – more to accentuate some areas of darkness by lighting up other parts, where the detail is. It’s a skilled art, but embracing darkness in corners or through shadow and shade is incredibly satisfying.

Finally, juxtapose this with light-coloured accents - pillows, curtains and artwork can help to balance out the darkness of the room and prevent it from feeling too heavy or oppressive.

Overall, creating a welcoming room using dark colours in interior design requires careful attention to detail and a thoughtful approach to colour, texture, and lighting. With the right techniques, and if you’re openminded and brave, even the darkest of rooms can feel warm and inviting.

Probus Club of Wimborne

Mike is a volunteer at the Shire Hall Courthouse Museum Dorchester (infamous for the Tolpuddle Martyrs trial). His talk will cover the sufferings of ‘unfortunate and melancholy souls’ convicted at Dorchester assizes in the late 18C and 19C and what befell them and the families they left behind.

1st June - Geoffrey Charters - Publishing 1960 to 2002

6th July - Debbie Underhill - Artiste with Samples

3rd August -Neil Meldrum - Ancient China

For more information, please phone our secretary John Kent on 01202 693279 or via our website

www.wimborneprobus.org.uk

New members always welcome.

Spot the Difference!

There are 10 differences between the two images below. How many can you spot?

Cultural Coronation

How the term ‘Coronation’ has permeated so much of our language today.

Coronation Street

The first episode of Coronation Street was aired on December 9th 1960, just seven years after Elizabeth II took to the throne.

It has since gone on to become the world’s longest-running soap opera, clocking up almost 11,000 episodes, with actor William Roache, who plays Ken Barlow, an ever-present since episode one. In that time he has had three wives, almost 30 girlfriends and, by his own admission, says he represents “the most dysfunctional of families”!

Of course, the Weatherfield location is entirely fictional… unlike, that is, the 74 Coronation Streets that exist around the UK.

Coronation Chicken

A dish inspired by George V’s Silver Jubilee in 1935 and perfected by Winkfield Place College student Angela Wood, who was tasked with preparing a coronation dish in advance

of a 350-person banquet to be held at Westminster School.

The dish combines flavour, spice and sweetness, and is a generational favourite across the Commonwealth, and beyond.

Coronation rock

A large rocky formation, located on planet Mars near the landing site of the Curiosity rover, is named Coronation.

Coronation horses

Two famous horses have taken the name Coronation. Both Thoroughbreds, they first rode to victory at the 1841 Epsom Derby; and over a hundred years later, in 1949, another by the same name won the Prix de l’Arc de Triomphe.

Coronation, the town

There are three towns that go by the name of Coronation. Two are location in South Africa; while a further, is found in Alberta, Canada.

Swamping all three in size, if not population, is the Coronation Glacier, which is found on Baffin Island in Canada, and measures around 660km sq.

Coronation transport

The magnificent Coronation Class

locomotive, first built in 1937, once held the British speed record, clocking 126mph.

The 6220’s maiden run in June of that year was tempered by its inability to slow, and it tore through Crewe station’s reverse curves at 53mph – well above the 20mph limit – much to the panic of passengers!

The HMS Coronation gunship, meanwhile, was built in Portsmouth and launched in 1685. She took part in the Battle of Beachy Head in 1690 against the French, but dragged her anchors the following year near Penlee Point in Cornwall and was wrecked, with 600 of the 620 on board perishing.

The wreck was discovered in 1967 and is now protected by English Heritage.

Coronation grape

Finally, the Coronation grape, also known as the Sovereign Coronation grape. This hardy variety was formulated in British Columbia, Canada, with around 2.5 million kilograms produced each year.

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May the stories commence

For May, how about these works of impeccable observation by four of our most respected and influential forces of modern culture.

Good Pop, Bad Pop

by Jarvis Cocker

Told with all of Jarvis Cocker’s distinctive dry wit, Good Pop, Bad Pop finds the Pulp frontman clearing out his loft and taking an inventory of the ephemera that formed his eventful, iconic life.

From photos to tickets, clothes to souvenirs, Cocker seeks to discover why these things are important to us, and why Gold Star polycotton shirt and a dated pack of Wrigley’s Extra, amongst other items, have been vital to him. Published by Vintage Publishing on May 25th

Unbreakable

by Ronnie O’Sullivan

In his compelling and candid memoir, world champion snooker player Ronnie O’Sullivan shares 12 powerful lessons he has learnt during his three-decade career, taking in triumphs, mistakes and the secrets of peak performance.

This pressure and expectation, together with a challenging home life, had served to catapult Ronnie into excess and addiction, though his path back has at times been slow.

This book highlights the reality –and brutality –of what it takes to rise to the very top, whatever your field.

Published by Orion on May 11th

1964: Eyes of the Storm by Sir Paul McCartney

Eyes of the Storm chronicles the whirlwind months from the end of 1963 to the beginning of 1964 when Beatlemania erupted, with an immediacy, vividness and authenticity unmatched by any previous works on the era.

The book is the result of a discovery, in 2020, of an extraordinary trove of nearly a thousand photographs taken by McCartney on a 35mm camera dating back almost 60 years.

While present are neverbefore-seen portraits of John, George and Ringo, the collection also conveys the moments where a cultural shift truly began, and that’s what makes this book so engaging.

Published by Penguin Books on June 13th

Art is Magic by Jeremy Deller

From pop music to the Industrial Revolution, across film, politics and history, Art is Magic collates all of acclaimed

artist Jeremy Deller’s cultural touchstones into one lovingly curated volume, balancing these artistic inspirations with examples of Deller’s visionary work.

The book is divided into three sections: a visual guide through his favourite work, in-depth reflections on his life and art and, finally, a scrapbook of images to explain what drives him (from Rod Stewart to bats, the perfect jukebox to Neolithic axe heads).

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STAR GAZING

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Welcome to the May Stargazing Page. Highlights this month include Venus chasing Mars across the sky, and Spica, the harvest star.

International Space Station

The ISS is visible daily until the 28th, with overhead passes starting in the morning, gradually switching to the evening by month end. To establish exact timings please refer to www. heavens-above.com or a similar webpage for up-to-date information, remembering to set the location to your observing area.

Mercury

The innermost planet is too close to the Sun to be seen this month.

Venus

Venus is getting brighter every evening, and remains visible in our skies until after midnight. It appears close to Pollux, the brightest star in the constellation of Gemini, towards the latter half of the month, and when the Moon joins them between the 22nd and 24th it should be a splendid sight (see figure).

Mars

The red planet is chased across the sky by Venus this month, itself having a close encounter with Gemini mid-month. Much dimmer than Venus, its red tint can still be noticed. The Moon lies nearby on the 24th.

Jupiter & Saturn

Jupiter, now an early morning object, is visible from around 4am low in the ENE. Saturn comes up just before it, at 3am. Both planets aren’t visible in the sky for long, as they are lost in the dawn light, which appears earlier every day as we approach the summer solstice next month.

Moon

May’s full moon occurs on the 5th.

Star of the month

Spica, the brightest star in the constellation of Virgo, can be spotted low in the south during the month of May. It is found by arcing round the handle of the Plough (which is found very high in the northern sky at this time of year), through bright star Arcturus, with Spica the next star in line. The name Spica is derived from the Latin for ‘ear of wheat’, because many years ago the Sun passed through Virgo at harvest time. Spica is actually two stars, which orbit so close to each other that their strong gravitational pull distorts each star into an egg shape. Below and to the right of Spica lies the small but distinctive constellation of Corvus the Crow. Marked by four stars low on the horizon that make a wonky rectangle, this group of stars was an important navigational marker to ancient Polynesian sailors. Have a go at spotting Corvus when you take a look for Spica.

A showcase of some of Britain’s quirkiest and most unique overnight stay destinations.

Trains

What better way to travel to Scotland than on the Caledonian Sleeper train? Departing from London Euston, this romantic, luxurious and reliable, this one-ofa-kind voyage is almost too good to sleep through.

Planes

Fancy the thrill of flight without the faff of the airport? Look no further than The Jet Star. Tucked away in Redberth, Pembrokeshire, this little-known Welsh wonder was originally a first-class private plane from the Seventies that now sleeps up to four people.

Fields

Wherever you wish to roam in the British countryside, you are sure to be within reach of a wealth of quirky camping options, from yurts to treehouses and even the traditional shepherds’ hut.

Boats

Trains, Planes and Starlit Fields Spot the difference

If you find yourself yearning for a stay by the water’s edge, there are plenty of options right here in the UKfrom sumptuous superyachts moored in bustling marinas, to houseboats set adrift in silent

lochs, narrowboats in Little Venice, or even a traditional canal boat.

Windmills, lighthouses and castles

History buffs will seize any opportunity to stay in a place that has interesting and lengthy heritage, and the UK has a delightful range of such options.

Whether it’s renovated windmills in the heart of the countryside, stunning lighthouse cottages perching on glorious sea cliffs or, the epitome of British decadence, an actual castle, these fair isles are bursting with brilliant places to stay.

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Answers:

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9. Accountable, 10. Acumen, 11. Relief,

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Down: 1. Mosaic, 2. Sequin, 3. Porter,

4. Bigeye, 6. Incompetent, 8. Cobblestone, 10. Arc, 12. Fry, 14. Impute, 15. Agenda, 16. Lethal, 17. Lasque.

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Quiz Answers

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1. Captain America (Steve Rogers)

2. Jarvis

3. Kamar-Taj 4. Loki 5. Scarlett Johansson

8. Hydra

9. Erik Killmonger 10. Thanos

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Candice Brown’s Salmon and Asparagus Quiche

Perfect for large parties and small gatherings alike, this recipe takes care and attention, but done well will keep hungry tummies well satisfied.

Ingredients

(makes 18 mini tarts)

You’ll need 18 10cm round tartlet tins

For the pastry

• 500g plain flour

• Salt and pepper

• 2 tsp dried parsley

• 250g cold cubed butter

• 4 medium egg yolks

• 100ml ice-cold water

• 1 beaten egg (egg wash)

For the filling

• Drizzle olive oil

• 3 x 110g salmon fillets

• 3 sprigs fresh dill

• ½ tsp chilli flakes

• 2 garlic cloves, crushed

• ½ lemon, sliced

• 220g fine asparagus

• Large bowl ice cold water

• 8 large eggs

• 160ml double cream

• 200g Parmesan, grated

• 100g Gruyère, grated

• Small bunch fresh chives

Method

1. Combine the flour, salt, pepper and parsley in a bowl. Then rub the butter in with your fingertips until it feels like breadcrumbs. Add egg yolks, then slowly mix in the water.

Knead the pastry into a ball and divide in half, wrapping in cling film. Chill in the fridge for 30 mins.

2. For the filling, preheat the oven to 180°C/160°C Fan/Gas mark 4. Lay out a sheet of foil and drizzle with olive oil. Place the salmon on top with dill, chilli flakes, garlic, salt and pepper.

Squeeze the lemon over the fish and lay on top. Wrap in foil on a baking tray and bake for 12–15 mins. Set the fish aside to cool, discarding the herbs etc., then refrigerate.

3. Bring a pan of salted water to boil, add the asparagus for 1 minute, then put the asparagus in ice-cold water and drain when cool. Cut into 1cm pieces, then preheat the oven to 180°C/160°C Fan/Gas mark 4.

4. Roll the pastry to 4mm thick and cut into 11cm circles to line the pastry tins. Put the tins onto a baking tray and chill for 10 mins.

5. Cut squares of baking paper slightly larger than the tins, putting one into each pastry case and add baking beans. Bake for 15 mins. Remove the paper and baking beans and brush the pastry with egg wash. Return to the oven for 6 mins.

Mix the eggs and double cream, with salt and pepper. Set aside 30g of the Parmesan and mix the remaining cheeses into the egg mixture, adding fresh chives.

6. Put chunks of the cooked salmon and asparagus into the baked pastry. Spoon the egg mixture in to fill the tarts to the top. Sprinkle over the rest of the Parmesan and bake for 15 mins.

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