MONDAY April 11 6.00 Children’s Programs. 16144850 10.00 Pocoyo. (R, CC) 69362 10.05 Ellen’s Acres. (R, CC) 8214256 10.20 Word Girl. (R, CC) 6189237 10.35 Angela Anaconda. (R, CC) 6634237 11.00 Landline. (R, CC) 10898 12.00 Midday Report. (CC) 8256 12.30 Monarch Of The Glen. (PG, R, CC) 15343 1.30 Cheese Slices. (R, CC) 2817 2.00 Darling Buds Of May. (PG, R, CC) 1507072 3.05 Children’s Programs. 34556701 6.00 6.50 7.00 7.30 8.00 8.30 9.15 9.35 10.30 11.05 11.35
Grand Designs Revisited. (R, CC) 29362 Minuscule. (R) 1524546 News. (CC) 512 7.30. (CC) 343 Australian Story. (CC) 256 Four Corners. (CC) 21121 Media Watch. (CC) 8810091 Q&A. (CC) 5728140 Lateline. (CC) 40184 Lateline Business. (R, CC) 9353546 Blue Murder. (M, R, CC) 4856053
6.00 Sunrise. (CC) 58151817 9.00 The Morning Show. (PG, CC) 5541695 11.30 News. (CC) 8140 12.00 MOVIE: Abandoned And Deceived. (PG, 95) Lori Loughlin, Brian Kerwin, Farrah Forke. 302324 2.00 Dr Oz. (PG) 88701 3.00 Medical Emergency. (PG, R, CC) 7879 3.30 Larry The Lawnmower. (P, R, CC) 5986 4.00 It’s Academic. (C, CC) 1695 4.30 News At 4.30. (CC) 21492 5.30 Deal Or No Deal. (CC) 5256 6.00 6.30 7.00 7.30 8.30
PRIME7 News. (CC) 6985 News. (CC) 4904 Home And Away. (PG, CC) 5237 My Kitchen Rules. (PG, CC) 3091 Conviction Kitchen. (Final, PG, CC) The restaurant is packed with family and friends who are out to celebrate the trainees’ success. 89492 9.30 Brothers & Sisters. (M, CC) What Nora considers an innocent date scandalises the Walker family. 18904
6.00 Today. (CC) 42185121 9.00 Kerri-Anne. (PG, CC) 5300594 11.00 News. (CC) 702695 11.30 Alive And Cooking. (R) 705782 12.00 Ellen. (PG, CC) 241169 1.00 The View. (PG, CC) 250817 2.00 Days Of Our Lives. (PG, CC) 254633 3.00 Entertainment Tonight. (CC) 164411 3.30 Magical Tales. (P, CC) 174898 4.00 Kitchen Whiz. (C, CC) 175527 4.30 News. (CC) 697324 5.30 Hot Seat. (CC) 532898 6.00 6.30 7.00 7.30 8.30
News. (CC) 533527 WIN News. (CC) 541546 A Current Affair. (CC) 820430 Two And A Half Men. (PG, R, CC) 362091 The Million Dollar Drop. (PG, CC) Two contestants work together as a team to answer up to eight multiple-choice questions for a chance to keep the $1 million stacked up in front of them. Hosted by Eddie McGuire. 982879 9.30 CSI: Miami. (M, CC) 904091
6.00 Golf. (CC) US Masters. Final round. Continued. From Augusta National Golf Club, Georgia, USA. 91404492 9.00 News. (CC) 872053 10.00 The Circle. (PG, CC) 5318275 12.00 Dr Phil. (PG, CC) 232411 1.00 Oprah. (PG, CC) 258459 2.00 Ready Steady Cook. (PG, R, CC) 252275 3.00 Judge Judy. (CC) 162053 3.30 Infomercials. (PG, R, CC) 165140 4.00 Good Chef Bad Chef. (CC) 173169 4.30 The Bold And The Beautiful. (CC) 529324 5.00 News. (CC) 372237
6.00 WorldWatch. 9856695 10.20 French News. 86724411 11.00 Hindi News. 3487891 11.30 Arabic News. 6732968 12.00 Russian News. 5382427 12.30 Turkish News. 4058256 1.00 Food Lovers’ Guide To Australia. (R, CC) 4059985 1.30 An Island Calling. (PG, R) 8876695 2.30 Insight. (R, CC) 8870411 3.30 Letters And Numbers. (R, CC) 4049508 4.00 The Journal. (CC) 4040237 4.30 FIFA Futbol Mundial. (UK) 1775411 5.00 The Crew. 1776140 5.30 Living Black. (R, CC) 1786527
6.30 6.30 With George Negus. (CC) 549188 7.00 The 7PM Project. (PG, CC) 828072 7.30 The Biggest Loser: Best Transformations. (PG, CC) 360633 8.30 House. (M, CC) House’s downward spiral continues to disrupt the hospital as he attempts to get Cuddy’s attention with his latest fancy; a Russian masseuse he intends to marry. 973121 9.30 Good News Week. (M, CC) Guests including Simon Pegg. 902633
6.00 Letters And Numbers. (CC) 1787256 6.30 World News Australia. (CC) 9038492 7.30 MythBusters: Arrow Machine Gun. (PG, CC) (US) 6256985 8.30 Man Vs Wild: The Inside Story. (PG, CC) A behind-the-scenes look at the making of Man Vs Wild. (US) 8124879 9.30 World News Australia. (CC) 2026614 10.00 Ugly Americans. (M, CC) (US) 2023527 10.30 South Park. (M) (US) 2022898 11.00 Wilfred. (MA15+, R, CC) 1767492
12.20 The Clinic. (PG, CC) 8265589 1.15 MOVIE: Ill Met By Moonlight. (b/w, G, 57, R, CC) 8112744 3.00 Bowls. Australian Open. Women’s singles final. 4772218 4.00 Travel Oz. (R, CC) 1538744 4.30 The Cook And The Chef. (R, CC) 1625589 5.00 Something In The Air. (R, CC) 1626218 5.30 New Inventors. (R, CC) 1629305
10.30 My Shocking Story: Octopus Man. (PG, R) 42576 11.30 The First 48: Bad Call/Ricochet. (M) 98140 12.30 Parks And Recreation. (M, R) 6307102 1.00 Home Shopping. 97260589 5.30 Early News. (CC) 9232251
10.30 Crime Investigation Australia. (M, R, CC) 995343 11.30 ’Til Death. (PG, R) 545362 12.00 Super Rugby Extra Time. 914096 1.00 Rugby League. Super League. Hull Kingston v Leeds. 3758473 2.00 Matlock Police. (M, R) 9337893 3.00 Danoz. 3201657 3.30 GMA. (CC) 7809589 5.00 News. (CC) 7587744 5.30 Today. (CC) 7580831
10.30 11.00 11.30 12.30 1.30 4.00 4.30
6.30 With George Negus. (R, CC) 836091 News/Sports Tonight. (CC) 544633 Letterman. (PG) 999169 Ally McBeal. (M) 3753928 Infomercials. (PG, R) 35029473 Joyce Meyer. (PG) 1401675 Religious Programs. (PG) 7588473
11.30 The World Game. (R) 8133527 12.30 Living Black. (R, CC) 1429015 1.00 MOVIE: The Wedding Song. (MA15+, 08, R) (France) 39668541 2.45 WeatherWatch. 36950980 5.05 Korean News. 73828096 5.40 Japanese News. 57867676
6.00 ABC News Breakfast. (CC) 9.00 Children’s Programs. 4.00 Angelina Ballerina: The Next Steps. (R, CC) 4.15 Elmo’s World. (R, CC) 4.30 Play School. (R, CC) 5.00 Grandpa In My Pocket. (R, CC) 5.15 Olivia. (R, CC) 5.25 Peppa Pig. (R, CC) 5.30 Dibo The Gift Dragon. (R, CC) 5.40 Five Minutes More. (R, CC) 5.50 Driver Dan’s Story Train. (R, CC) 6.00 Mr Moon. (CC) 6.15 Little Charley Bear. (R, CC) 6.30 In The Night Garden. (R, CC) 7.00 Spicks And Specks. (PG, R, CC) 7.30 Full Metal Challenge. (CC) 8.00 Absolutely Fabulous. (PG, R, CC) 8.30 Rake. (M, R, CC) 9.30 Deadwood. (MA15+, CC) 10.20 The Street. (M, R, CC) 11.20 Being Erica. (M, R, CC) 12.05 Love Soup. (M, R, CC) 12.35 The Guitar Show. (R) 1.00 triple j tv presents. (M, R, CC) 1.30 Close. 5.30 Can We Help? (R, CC)
6.00 Children’s Programs. 7.30 The Martha Stewart Show. 8.30 Sons And Daughters. (R, CC) 9.00 Home And Away: The Early Years. (R, CC) 9.30 Shortland Street. (PG) 10.00 Coronation Street. (PG) 10.30 Emmerdale. (PG) 11.00 Hollyoaks. (PG) 11.30 Deal Or No Deal. (R, CC) 12.00 Murphy Brown. (PG, R, CC) 12.30 Hart To Hart. (PG, R) 1.30 10 Years Younger UK. (PG) 2.30 Welcome Back, Kotter. (PG, R) 3.00 Perfect Strangers. (R) 3.30 Growing Pains. (PG, R) 4.00 MOVIE: Bitter Victory. (PG, 57, R) 6.00 Bargain Hunt. 7.00 On The Buses. (PG, R) 7.30 Heartbeat. (PG, R, CC) 8.40 Jonathan Creek. (M, CC) 9.40 The Mrs Bradley Mysteries. (M) 10.50 The Sweeney. (M, R) 12.00 Minder. (PG, R) 1.00 MOVIE: Bitter Victory. (PG, 57, R) 3.00 Dr Oz. (PG, R) 4.00 Coronation Street. (PG, R) 4.30 Emmerdale. (PG, R) 5.00 Hart To Hart. (PG, R)
6.00 Children’s Programs. 9.30 I Dream Of Jeannie. (R) 10.00 Bewitched. (R) 10.30 Entertainment Tonight. (R, CC) 11.00 TMZ. 11.30 Get Smart. (R) 12.00 Here’s Lucy. (R) 12.30 Green Acres. (R) 1.00 Seinfeld. (PG, R) 1.30 The Hills. (PG, R) 2.00 The Dukes Of Hazzard. (PG, R) 3.00 Just Shoot Me! (PG, R) 3.30 The Batman. (R) 4.00 Kids’ WB. 4.05 Ben 10. (R) 4.30 Here’s Lucy. (R) 5.00 I Dream Of Jeannie. (R) 5.30 Bewitched. (R) 6.00 Seinfeld. (PG, R) 6.30 MOVIE: The Nanny Diaries. (PG, 07, R, CC) 8.30 The Big Bang Theory. (PG, R, CC) 9.00 $#*! My Dad Says. (PG, R, CC) 9.30 MOVIE: Pineapple Express. (MA15+, 08, R, CC) 11.50 Pushing Daisies. (Final, M) 12.50 Bridezillas. (M, R) 1.50 Go! Filler. (PG, R) 2.00 Home Shopping. 4.00 Just Shoot Me! (PG, R) 4.30 TMZ. (R) 5.00 Get Smart. (R) 5.30 The Flintstones. (R)
6.00 Golf. (CC) US Masters. Final round. Continued. 9.00 Triathlon. ITU World Championship Series. Round 1. Men and Women’s Race. 1.00 Netball. ANZ Championship. Round 9. Central Pulse v Queensland Firebirds. 3.00 Omnisport. 3.30 Real NBA. 4.00 Sports Unlimited. (R) 5.00 Kitesurfing. PKRA World Tour. Replay. 5.30 Netball. ANZ Championship. Round 9. Waikato-Bay of Plenty Magic v NSW Swifts. 7.05 Sports Tonight. 7.25 Netball Moment. 7.30 Netball. ANZ Championship. Round 9. West Coast Fever v Northern Mystics. 9.30 One Week At A Time: NRL. 10.30 Sports Tonight. 11.00 One Week At A Time: AFL. 12.00 Golf. (R, CC) US Masters. Final round. From Augusta National Golf Club, Georgia, USA. 3.30 Omnisport. (R) 4.00 Bundesliga Weekly Highlights. 5.00 Soccer. Serie A. Inter Milan v Chievo.
6.00 WorldWatch. 6.00 Living Black. (R, CC) 6.30 Singapore Flavours. (Singapore) 7.30 Return Of The Bible Plagues: Mosquitoes. (PG, R, CC) Part 2 of 5. Parallels are drawn between the 10 biblical plagues and environmental problems Earth faces in the 21st century. The biblical plague of flies, descending upon the Egyptians, is echoed in mosquitoes that pose an ongoing threat today. (Germany) 8.30 The Hawking Paradox. (R, CC) Challenges physicist Stephen Hawking’s famous mathematical proof of the Big Bang theory. Has he been wrong for the past 30 years? (UK) 9.30 The World Game. 10.30 MOVIE: Hero. (M, 02, R) A warrior explains how he defeated three assassins who sought to end the life of a powerful warlord, intent on unifying China under his rule. Jet Li, Tony Leung Chiu Wai. (China) 12.15 WeatherWatch Overnight. 5.00 WeatherWatch & Music.
6.00 Children’s Programs. 12.05 BTN Extra. (CC) 12.20 What Do You Know? (R, CC) 12.45 A World Of Wonders. (R, CC) 1.00 Sparkle Friends. (R) 1.05 Monk. (R) 1.15 The Avengers. (R, CC) 1.40 Stoked. (R, CC) 2.05 My Life As A Popat. (R, CC) 2.35 The Wannabes. (R, CC) 2.55 Escape From Scorpion Island. (R, CC) 3.25 Aisling’s Summer Diary. 3.30 How To Be Indie. (R, CC) 3.55 Short Cuts. (CC) 4.25 News On 3 Update. (CC) 4.30 The Slammer. (R, CC) 5.00 My Goldfish Is Evil. (R, CC) 5.25 Grizzly Tales For Gruesome Kids. (R, CC) 5.35 Grossology. (R, CC) 6.00 Total Drama Island. (R, CC) 6.25 Escape From Scorpion Island. (R, CC) 6.55 News On 3. (CC) 7.05 Trapped! (CC) 7.35 Dance Academy. (R, CC) 8.00 Vampire Knight. (PG, CC) 8.30 Degrassi: The Next Generation. (CC) 8.55 Aisling’s Diary. (R) 9.00 Close.
6.00 Wagon Train. (PG, R) 7.00 The Virginian. (PG, R) 8.30 McHale’s Navy. (PG, R) 9.00 NBC Today. (CC) 10.00 NBC Meet The Press. (CC) 11.00 Quincy M.E. (PG, R) 12.00 Magnum, P.I. (PG, R) 1.00 Airwolf. (PG, R) 2.00 Baywatch. (PG, R) 3.00 Xena. (PG, R) 4.00 Hercules. (PG, R) 5.00 Drew Carey. (PG, R, CC) 5.30 According To Jim. (R, CC) 6.30 My Wife And Kids. (PG, R, CC) 7.00 That ’70s Show. (PG, R, CC) 7.30 How I Met Your Mother. (PG, R, CC) 8.30 Family Guy. (M, R, CC) 9.00 American Dad! (M, CC) 9.30 Family Guy. (MA15+, CC) 10.00 American Dad! (M, R, CC) 10.30 Scrubs. (PG, R, CC) 11.30 CNNNN. (M, R, CC) 12.00 The Sopranos. (MA15+, R, CC) 1.00 Magnum, P.I. (PG, R) 2.00 Airwolf. (PG, R) 3.00 Quincy M.E. (PG, R) 4.00 Hercules: The Legendary Journeys. (PG, R) 5.00 Baywatch. (PG, R)
6.00 Today. (CC) 9.00 Alive And Cooking. (R) 9.30 The Zoo. (R, CC) 10.00 Friends. (PG, R, CC) 11.00 Murder, She Wrote. (PG, R) 12.00 MOVIE: Take Me High. (G, 74, R) 2.00 Domestic Blitz. (PG, R, CC) 3.00 McLeod’s Daughters. (PG, R, CC) 4.00 As Time Goes By. (R) 5.00 Ellen. (PG, R, CC) 6.00 Friends. (R, CC) 7.00 The Zoo. (R, CC) 7.30 Zoo Babies. (PG) 8.30 Mary Queen Of Shops. (M) 9.30 MOVIE: Pay It Forward. (M, 00, R, CC) A schoolboy invents a new system of kindness to strangers, which is championed by his schoolteacher. Kevin Spacey, Helen Hunt, Haley Joel Osment. 12.00 Murder, She Wrote. (PG, R) 1.00 Mary Queen Of Shops. (PG, R) 2.00 Home Shopping. 4.30 Joyce Meyer. (PG) 5.00 Adventures In Rainbow Country. (R) 5.30 Today. (CC)
6.00 JAG. (PG, R) 7.00 MacGyver. (PG, R) 8.00 The Brady Bunch. (R) 8.30 Neighbours. (R, CC) 9.00 Touched By An Angel. (PG, R) 10.00 7th Heaven. (PG, R) 11.00 The Love Boat. (PG, R) 12.00 Diagnosis Murder. (PG, R) 1.00 JAG. (PG, R) 2.00 MacGyver. (PG, R) 3.00 Cheers. (PG, R) 3.30 Roseanne. (PG, R) 4.00 Family Ties. (PG, R) 4.30 Mork And Mindy. (PG, R) 5.00 Happy Days. (R) 5.30 The Brady Bunch. (R) 6.00 Sabrina, The Teenage Witch. (R) 6.30 Neighbours. (CC) 7.00 Everybody Loves Raymond. (PG, R, CC) 7.30 Futurama. (R, CC) 8.30 Supernatural. (Final, M) 9.30 Dexter. (MA15+, CC) 10.30 The Late Late Show With Craig Ferguson. (PG) 11.30 Cheers. (PG, R) 12.00 Roseanne. (PG, R) 12.30 Sabrina, The Teenage Witch. (R) 1.00 Mork And Mindy. (PG, R) 1.30 Happy Days. (R) 2.00 The Love Boat. (PG, R) 3.00 Diagnosis Murder. (PG, R) 4.00 Touched By An Angel. (PG, R) 5.00 7th Heaven. (PG, R)
6.00 ABC News Breakfast. (CC) 9.00 News. (CC) 9.30 Business Today. (R, CC) 10.00 News. (CC) 12.00 Midday Report. (CC) 12.30 Inside Business. (R, CC) 1.00 News. (CC) 2.00 Midday Report. (R, CC) 2.30 Asia Pacific Focus. (CC) 3.00 Afternoon Live. (R) 5.30 Capital Hill. (R, CC) 5.45 The Quarters. (R) 6.00 The Drum. (R, CC) 6.45 The Quarters. 7.00 News. (CC) 7.30 7.30. (CC) 8.00 News. (CC) 8.30 Lateline Business. (CC) 9.00 The World. (R, CC) 9.35 Q&A. (R, CC) 10.30 News. 11.05 The Drum. (R, CC) 11.45 The Quarters. (R) 12.00 News. 12.25 Lateline. (R, CC) 1.00 BBC World News. (R) 1.30 Lateline Business. (R, CC) 2.00 BBC World News: The Hub. (R, CC) 2.30 7.30. (R, CC) 3.00 Lateline. (R, CC) 3.35 Lateline Business. (R, CC) 4.00 The Quarters. (R) 4.15 The Drum. (R, CC) 5.00 News. (CC) 5.15 The Quarters. (R) 5.30 Newsline. (R)
CLASSIFICATIONS: (P) For preschoolers (C) Children’s programs (G) General viewing (PG) Parental guidance (M) Mature audiences (MA15+) Mature adults only (AV15+) Mature audiences: contains adult violence (M) (MA15+) and (AV15+) CONSUMER ADVICE: (a) adult themes (h) horror (Sx) sex scenes (d) drug references, (l) language, (m) medical procedures (n) nudity (v) violence (w) war (CC) Closed Captions (WS) widescreen Programs subject to late change by stations.
THAT SINKING FEELING
We do it all! • Mechanical repairs • Servicing • Radiators • Brakes • Steering • Shocks • Tyres
...and we do it well! A1 Mechanical & Exhaust
Visit our new premises at 247 McLachlan St, Orange 6361 8599
One day, a diver was enjoying the aquatic world 20 feet below sea level. He noticed a guy at the same depth he was, with no scuba gear on whatsoever. The diver went below another 10 feet, but the guy joined him a minute later. The diver went below 15 more feet, and a minute later, the same guy joined him. This confused the diver, so he took out a waterproof pad and pencil, and wrote, “Amazing! How are you able to stay this deep down without equipment?” The guy took the pencil and pad, erased what the diver had written, and wrote, “I’m drowning, you twit!”
EliminatE pain!
“
When people come in who’ve been suffering from serious pain for some time, and to be able to eliminate that pain is very rewarding, sometimes the change can be instant, sometimes it can take several weeks. - tom Cole
”
Orange Chiropractic Centre focuses on the muscular skeletal and central nervous system OVER 30 YEARS EXPERIENCE
38 Forbes Road, Orange
ph 6362 1288
www.orangechiro.com.au