THURSDAY October 18 (ch2)
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6.00 ABC News. (CC) 80371741 9.30 Business. (CC) 9586 10.00 Telling Tales. (R, CC) 18944 10.05 Me Voila! (R) 6690760 10.15 La Mappa Misteriosa. (R, CC) 3706383 10.35 BTN. (R, CC) 4727031 11.00 Ancient Megastructures. (R, CC) 16302 12.00 Midday Report. (CC) 2609 12.30 The World’s Worst Disasters. (R, CC) 1360234 1.15 Big Ideas Sampler. (R) 9267692 1.30 At The Movies. (R, CC) 6296 2.00 Secrets Of The Parthenon. (R, CC) 20334 3.00 Children’s Programs. 2009 5.00 Eggheads. (CC) 6215 5.30 Last Of The Summer Wine. (CC) 9302
6.00 Sunrise. (CC) 10992352 9.00 The Morning Show. (PG, CC) 2949128 11.30 News. (CC) 5654 12.00 Miniseries: The Last Templar. (M, 09, R, CC) 542316 2.00 Dr Oz. (PG, CC) 76296 3.00 Medical Emergency. (PG, R, CC) 2925 3.30 Toybox. (P, CC) 5012 4.00 It’s Academic. (C, CC) 6741 4.30 News At 4.30. (CC) 1418 5.00 The Price Is Right. (CC) 2147 5.30 Deal Or No Deal. (CC) 5234
6.00 Greatest Cities Of The World With Griff Rhys Jones. (R, CC) 63050 6.50 Minuscule. (R) 3108876 7.00 News. (CC) 383 7.30 7.30. (CC) 654 8.00 Catalyst. (PG, CC) 895 8.30 Rake. (M, CC) 35499 9.30 Lowdown. (M, CC) 418 10.00 Summer Heights High. (M, R, CC) 401 10.30 Lateline. (CC) 58166 11.05 The Business. (R, CC) 7303215
10.15 Celebrity Juice. (MA15+) 4893418 11.00 Whitney. (M) 3499
11.30 The National Parks. (Final, R, CC) 90166 12.25 The Clinic. (M, R, CC) 9210971 1.20 MOVIE: The Rise Of Catherine The Great. (b/w, G, 34, R, CC) 8200906 2.50 Rage. (M, R) 38138345 4.30 National Press Club. (R, CC) 5265677 5.30 Eggheads. (R, CC) 8514838
11.30 Cougar Town. (M, CC) 5470 12.00 It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia. (M) 3155 12.30 Keeping Up With The Kardashians. (M, R) 4897180 1.00 Home Shopping. 34302068 5.30 Early News. (CC) 3703451
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PRIME7 News. (CC) 6963 News. (CC) 1654 Home And Away. (PG, CC) 9895 Brynne: My Bedazzled Life. (PG, CC) 8166 How I Met Your Mother. (PG, CC) 5079 Beauty And The Geek Australia. (PG, CC) 13789 9.30 The Unbelievable Truth. (PG, CC) 51654
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6.00 Children’s Programs. 2.10 Little Charley Bear. (R, CC) 2.15 Kioka. (R, CC) 2.25 Pingu. (R) 2.35 Thomas And Friends. (R, CC) 2.50 Mike The Knight. (R, CC) 3.05 Olivia. (R, CC) 3.15 The Mr Men Show. (R, CC) 3.30 Arthur. (R, CC) 3.55 Mouk. (R, CC) 4.05 Octonauts. (R, CC) 4.20 Chuggington. (R, CC) 4.30 Play School. (R, CC) 5.00 Mister Maker Comes To Town. (R, CC) 5.25 Timmy Time. (R, CC) 5.35 Charlie And Lola. (Final, R, CC) 5.45 Bananas In Pyjamas. (R, CC) 6.00 Florrie’s Dragons. (R, CC) 6.15 Tilly And Friends. (CC) 6.30 In The Night Garden. (R, CC) 7.00 Spicks And Specks. (PG, R, CC) 7.30 Dangerous Drivers’ School. (PG, CC) 8.15 On Track: Bombay Bicycle Club. (R, CC) 8.25 The Roast. (CC) 8.30 The Strange Calls. (M, R, CC) 9.00 Gruen Planet. (PG, R, CC) 9.40 Alan Carr: Chatty Man. (M, CC) 10.25 The Chaser: Hamster Wheel. (R, CC) 10.55 We Can Be Heroes: Finding The Australian Of The Year. (M, R, CC) 11.25 The Roast. (R, CC) 11.30 Mock The Week. (M, R, CC) 12.00 Eataholics. (R, CC) 1.00 Taking The Flak. (M, R, CC) 1.30 Taking The Flak. (M, R, CC) 2.00 News Update. 2.05 Close.
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6.00 Home Shopping. 6.30 Total Girl. (R, CC) 9.00 Home And Away. (R, CC) 9.30 Sons And Daughters. (R, CC) 10.00 Coronation Street. (PG) 10.30 Shortland Street. (PG) 11.00 10 Years Younger. (PG, R) 11.30 Doctor In The House. (PG, R, CC) 12.00 Kojak. (M, R) 1.00 Catherine Cookson’s The Cinder Path Pt 2. (M, R, CC) 2.00 MOVIE: Valentino. (PG, 51, R) 4.30 On The Buses. (PG, R, CC) 5.00 Fenn Street Gang. (PG, R) 5.30 Dad’s Army. (R) 6.00 Kingswood Country. (PG, R) 6.30 Bargain Hunt. 7.30 The Royal. (PG, CC) 8.30 Inspector Morse. (M, R, CC) 10.40 Dangerfield. (M, R, CC) 11.40 The Bill. (M, CC) 12.40 Kojak. (M, R) 1.40 MOVIE: The Iron Major. (b/w, G, 43, R) 3.35 Dad’s Army. (R) 4.00 10 Years Younger. (PG, R) 4.30 Shortland Street. (PG, R) 5.00 Home Shopping.
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6.00 Children’s Programs. 1.30 Total Drama Action. (R, CC) 1.55 League Of Super Evil. (R, CC) 2.20 Stoked. (R, CC) 2.40 Kaeloo. (R, CC) 2.50 Erky Perky. (R, CC) 3.00 Spellbinder. (R, CC) 3.30 News On 3 Update. (CC) 3.35 Mortified. (R, CC) 4.00 Funny Face. 4.05 Masha And The Bear. (R, CC) 4.15 Kid Vs Kat. (R, CC) 4.30 The Twisted Whiskers Show. (CC) 4.40 Almost Naked Animals. (R, CC) 4.55 YooHoo & Friends. (R, CC) 5.10 Big Babies. (R, CC) 5.25 Mal.com. (R, CC) 5.40 Detentionaire. (R, CC) 6.05 Iron Man: Armored Adventures. (R, CC) 6.30 Deadly 60. (R, CC) 7.00 Stoked. (R, CC) 7.25 Total Drama Action. (R, CC) 7.50 Kaeloo. (R, CC) 7.55 News On 3. (CC) 8.00 Karaoke High. (PG, R, CC) 8.30 The Killian Curse. (PG, R, CC) 8.55 The 3 Factor. (R, CC) 9.00 Close.
6.00 Home Shopping. 6.30 K-Zone. 9.00 NBC Today. (R, CC) 11.00 Battlestar Galactica. (PG, R) 12.00 T.J. Hooker. (PG, R) 1.00 S.W.A.T. (PG, R) 2.00 New Dragnet. (PG, R) 2.30 Malcolm And Eddie. (PG, R) 3.00 Motor Mate. 4.30 Monster Garage. (PG, R) 5.30 That ’70s Show. (PG, R, CC) 6.30 My Name Is Earl. (PG, R, CC) 7.00 How I Met Your Mother. (PG, R, CC) 7.30 Swamp People. (PG) 8.30 Turtleman. (PG) 9.30 Outback Truckers. (New series, PG) 10.30 Operation Repo. (M) 11.30 Bear Swamp Recovery. (M, R) 12.00 S.W.A.T. (PG, R) 1.00 T.J. Hooker. (PG, R) 2.00 Battlestar Galactica. (PG, R) 3.00 Motor Mate. (R) 4.30 Malcolm And Eddie. (PG, R) 5.00 New Dragnet. (PG, R) 5.30 Home Shopping.
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Today. (CC) 97546925 Mornings. (PG, CC) 2167302 News. (CC) 734012 Ellen. (PG, CC) 745128 The View. (PG, CC) 754876 Days Of Our Lives. (PG, CC) 758692 Alive And Cooking. (CC) 963437 Surprises. (P, CC) 933296 Kitchen Whiz. (C, CC) 934925 News. (CC) 120895 Hot Seat. (CC) 315876
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News. (CC) 316505 WIN News. (CC) 391296 A Current Affair. (CC) 966499 Big Brother. (PG, CC)132505 Big Brother Confidential. (PG, CC) 954654 AFP: Australian Federal Police. 762760 Under Surveillance. (M, CC) 768944 Australian Families Of Crime. (M, R, CC) 759296 12.00 WIN News. (CC) 835432 12.30 Are You There, Chelsea? (M) 7696567 1.00 2.00 2.30 3.00 3.30 5.00 5.30
20/20. (CC) 2000258 F Troop. (R) 7595884 Extra. (CC) 7676703 Danoz Direct. 7677432 GMA. (CC) 1548093 News. (CC) 3010857 Today. (CC) 9119646
(ch88) 6.00 Children’s Programs. 9.30 Pinky And The Brain. (R) 10.00 Spin City. (PG, R, CC) 10.30 Brainiacs. (PG, R) 11.30 The Bachelorette. (PG, R) 1.00 Spin City. (PG, R, CC) 1.30 Extra. (R, CC) 2.00 TMZ. 2.30 Winx Club. (PG, R) 3.00 Power Rangers Samurai. (PG, R) 3.30 Monsuno. (PG, R) 4.00 Kids’ WB Weekdays. (PG) 4.05 Ben 10: Alien Force. (PG, R) 4.30 Big Brother. (PG, R, CC) 6.00 Top Gear. (PG, R, CC) 7.00 The Big Bang Theory. (PG, R, CC) 8.30 MOVIE: Superman Returns. (M, 06, R, CC) 11.40 Eclipse. (PG, R) 12.10 Conan. (M) 1.00 Spin City. (PG, R, CC) 1.30 TMZ. (R) 2.00 Home Shopping. 2.30 Home Shopping. (R) 4.00 Conan. (M, R) 4.50 Extra. (R, CC) 5.10 The Flintstones. (R) 5.30 Pinky And The Brain. (R)
(ch80) 6.00 Friends. (PG, R, CC) 6.30 Hot In Cleveland. (PG, R) 7.00 TV Shop: Home Shopping. 8.00 Green Acres. (R) 8.30 Bewitched. (R) 9.00 TV Shop: Home Shopping. 10.30 Alive And Cooking. 11.00 Friends. (PG, R, CC) 11.30 Friends. (PG, R, CC) 12.00 MOVIE: Crooks In Cloisters. (G, 64, R) 2.00 Green Acres. (R) 2.30 Bewitched. (R) 3.00 Surfing The Menu. (PG, R) 3.30 Surfing The Menu. (PG, R) 4.00 Border Force. (Final, PG, R) 5.00 Ellen. (PG, R, CC) 6.00 Friends. (PG, R, CC) 7.00 Hot In Cleveland. (PG, R) 7.30 Animal Hoarding. (PG) 8.30 Embarrassing Bodies: Kids/Southend. (M, R) 9.30 Super Nanny UK. (PG) 10.30 My Strange Addiction. (M, R) 12.00 Flashpoint. (M, R, CC) 1.00 Surfing The Menu. (PG, R) 2.00 Home Shopping. 4.30 Joyce Meyer. (PG) 5.00 Gideon’s Way. (PG, R)
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6.00 Breakfast. (CC) 551876 8.30 Wurrawhy. (P, CC) 599876 9.00 The Talk. (PG, CC) 376012 10.00 Morning News. (CC) 387128 11.00 Entertainment Tonight. (PG, CC) 570741 11.30 The Insider. (PG, CC) 580128 12.00 Dr Phil. (PG, R, CC) 736470 1.00 The Doctors. (PG, CC) 752418 2.00 Ready Steady Cook. (PG, R, CC) 756234 3.00 Judge Judy. (PG, CC) 961079 3.30 Huey’s Kitchen. (CC) 964166 4.00 Scope. (C, CC) 965895 4.30 The Bold And The Beautiful. (CC) 302302 5.00 News At Five. (CC) 103128
6.00 WorldWatch. 6480215 12.30 Turkish News. 2787876 1.00 Food Lovers’ Guide To Australia. (R) 2788505 1.30 William Shatner’s Weird Or What? Power Of The Mind. (PG, CC) 9487296 2.30 Chainsaw. (M, R, CC) 2767012 3.00 Letters And Numbers. (R, CC) 2768741 3.30 Al Jazeera News. (CC) 2778128 4.00 The Journal. (CC) 2779857 4.30 PBS NewsHour. (CC) 9233091 5.30 Global Village: Visions Of Germany – Bavaria Pt 4. (R, CC) (US) 4635654 5.45 Countdown. (CC) (UK) 45164895
6.00 The Project. (CC) 107944 7.00 Modern Family. (PG, R, CC) 957741 7.30 Jamie’s Thirty Minute Meals. (R, CC)
6.30 World News Australia. (CC) 9138447 7.30 Gourmet Farmer. (Final, PG, R, CC)
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8.00 Jamie’s Thirty Minute Meals. (R, CC) 953925
8.30 Law & Order: SVU. (M, CC) 761031
9.30 Law & Order: SVU. (M, R, CC) 767215 10.30 Late News. (CC) 507876 11.15 Trollied. (M) 6608437 11.45 12.30 3.30 5.00
Letterman. (PG) 7268073 Infomercials. (PG, R) 78064141 CBS This Morning. (PG) 1546635 Enjoying Everyday Life With Joyce Meyer. (PG) 5810839 5.30 Life Today With James Robison. (PG)
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8.00 Destination Flavour. (Final, CC) 5029586
8.30 Two Greedy Italians…Still Hungry. (M, CC) 5756437 9.35 One Born Every Minute. (M, CC) 22623692 10.30 World News Australia. (CC) 5031321 11.00 Sex Workers And Proud! (MA15+, R) (France) 9178128 12.40 MOVIE: Blood Brothers. (AV15+, 07, R) (Hong Kong) 16870838 2.25 WeatherWatch Overnight. 24420242 5.00 WeatherWatch And Music. 14199567 5.05 Korean News. 88833884 5.40 Japanese News. 89508074
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6.00 Basketball. NBL. Round 2. Townsville Crocodiles v Perth Wildcats. 8.00 Motor Racing. NASCAR Sprint Cup. Race 31. Bank Of America 500. Qualifying. 9.00 Motor Racing. NASCAR Sprint Cup. Race 31. Bank Of America 500. Replay. 12.00 World Of Free Sports. (R) 12.30 Pro Bull Riding. Greensboro Invitational. 1.30 Omnisport. 2.00 Expedition Impossible. (PG, R) 3.00 Bondi Rescue. (PG, R, CC) 3.30 Get Smart. (PG, R) 4.00 Drive. (PG, R) 4.30 Recruits. (PG, R) 5.00 iFish. (R) 5.30 Bondi Rescue. (PG, R, CC) 6.00 M*A*S*H. (PG, R) 6.30 Get Smart. (PG, R) 7.00 Cops. (PG, R) 7.30 Extreme Fishing With Robson Green. (PG, R) 8.30 Hell’s Kitchen USA. (Series return, M) 9.30 MOVIE: Doom. (AV15+, 05, R, CC) 11.35 White Collar. (PG, R, CC) 1.35 Omnisport. (R) 2.00 Baseball. American League C’ship Series. Game 4. 5.00 Baseball. National League C’ship Series. Game 3.
6.00 WorldWatch. 11.40 Chinese News. 12.10 Portuguese News. 12.40 Italian News. 1.10 German News. 1.40 Spanish News. 2.30 Filipino News. 3.05 Greek News. 4.00 Polish News. 4.25 Turkish News. 4.55 Arabic News. 5.30 Hindi News. 6.00 Globe Trekker. 6.35 Come Dine With Me: Greece. (Greece) 7.30 Dateline. (R, CC) 8.30 Every Good Marriage Begins With Tears. (M, R, CC) (England) 9.30 MOVIE: To Paint Or Make Love. (MA15+, 05, R) An affluent, middle-aged couple’s uneventful lives are changed forever after they move to a house in the country and befriend an eccentric younger couple. Sabine Azéma, Daniel Auteuil, Amira Casar, Sergi López. (France) 11.15 MOVIE: Hunting And Gathering. (M, 07, R) (France) 1.00 WeatherWatch Overnight. 5.00 WeatherWatch And Music.
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6.00 Toasted TV. 8.25 Toasted Junior. 9.00 Dr Quinn, Medicine Woman. (PG, R) 10.00 7th Heaven. (R, CC) 11.00 The Love Boat. (PG, R) 12.00 Charmed. (PG, R, CC) 1.00 JAG. (PG, R) 2.00 MacGyver. (PG, R) 3.00 The King Of Queens. (PG, R) 3.30 Infomercials. (PG, R) 4.00 Becker. (PG, R, CC) 4.30 Family Ties. (PG, R) 5.00 Happy Days. (R) 5.30 The Brady Bunch. (R) 6.00 The Simpsons. (R, CC) 6.25 Micro Nation. (PG) 6.30 Neighbours. (CC) 7.00 Everybody Loves Raymond. (R, CC) 7.30 The Simpsons. (R, CC) 8.00 The Simpsons. (PG, R, CC) 8.30 Star Trek: The Next Generation. (PG, R) 9.30 Star Trek: The Next Generation. (PG, R) 10.30 Star Trek: The Next Generation. (PG, R) 11.30 Micro Nation. (PG, R) 11.35 The Late Late Show With Craig Ferguson. (PG) 12.30 Entertainment Tonight. (PG, CC) 1.00 The Insider. (PG, CC) 1.30 Happy Days. (R) 2.00 The Love Boat. (PG, R) 3.00 Charmed. (PG, R, CC) 4.00 Dr Quinn, Medicine Woman. (PG, R) 5.00 7th Heaven. (R, CC)
6.00 ABC News Breakfast. (CC) 9.30 Business Today. (CC) 10.00 News. (CC) 12.30 Newsline With Jim Middleton. (R) 1.00 News. (CC) 2.30 State To State. (CC) 3.00 Afternoon Live. 5.30 Capital Hill. (CC) 5.45 The Quarters. (R) 6.00 The Drum. (CC) 6.45 The Quarters. 7.00 News. (CC) 7.30 Grandstand. (CC) 8.00 News. (CC) 8.30 The Business. (CC) 9.00 The World. (CC) 10.00 The Drum. (R, CC) 10.45 The Quarters. (R) 11.00 News. 11.25 7.30. (CC) 12.00 News. 12.20 Lateline. (R, CC) 1.00 BBC Impact. 1.30 Newsline With Jim Middleton. (R) 2.00 Al Jazeera Newshour. 3.00 BBC World News: The Hub. (CC) 4.00 BBC World News: The Hub. (CC) 4.30 The Business. (R, CC) 5.00 Al Jazeera Newshour.
CLASSIFICATIONS: (P) For preschoolers (C) Children’s programs (G) General viewing (PG) Parental guidance (M) Mature audiences (MA15+) Mature adults only (AV15+) Mature audiences: contains adult violence (M) (MA15+) and (AV15+) CONSUMER ADVICE: (a) adult themes (h) horror (Sx) sex scenes (d) drug references, (l) language, (m) medical procedures (n) nudity (v) violence (w) war (CC) Closed Captions (WS) widescreen Programs subject to late change by stations.
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