The
urveyor Volume 61
First Day Issue
Issue 1
23 August 2017
Meet the Staff
Sarah Altemeier ’18 Editor-in-Chief
Quinn Wilcox ’18 News Editor & Multimedia Editor
Tyler McGuire ’18 Opinions Editor
Kate McCartan ’18 Profiles Editor
Ben Janssen ’19 Sports Editor
Araya Dunne ’18 Co-A&E Editor
Seth Keppler ’19 Co-A&E Editor & Graphics Editor
Becca Turnis ’18 Web Editor
Other Staff Members:
Bryan Ennis ’19 Business Manager
Sydney Dusek ’18 Reporter
Lars Andersland ’20 Reporter
Isaac Gomez ’20 Reporter
Rielle Jones-Teske ’18 Chief Photographer
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Map of school
Confusion Prevention
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CLubs
What club do YOU belong in? Would you consider yourself a(n)...
Intellect
Performer
Server/leader
Fun-chaser
What is your area of expertise?
At Wash or in the world?
What kind of performing?
What kind of fun do you chase?
Arguing Singing, acting and dancing
Tumbling and shouting
Math
Art
Singing Poetry
ANY KIND!
Memes
Culture
Both
Comics Debate Mock Trial
Speech Drama Club
Acting
Games
The world
Choir Cheerleading
Academic Decathalon
Japanese Club Spanish Club
Clubs Club
Drama Club
Comic Book Club Chess Club Dungeons and Dragons
Washington Literary Press
Wash
Meme Club
Committee WHS Student Senate Take Charge! Gay-Straight Alliance
Art Club Crochet Club Amnesty International Rotary Interact Young Democrats Young GOP
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Advice
HOW TO: SURVIVE HIGH SCHOOL Tyler McGuire and Quinn Wilcox
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Disclaimer: The following is satire and should be taken light-heartedly.
eople are judgmental, first impressions count! If you’re confident in first impressions people will like you. Always remember, the more you’re liked in high school, the better your life after high school will be!
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lways stay within your comfort zone. You’ll often hear that trying new things in high school will make your experience better. This is a lie established by teachers to keep you at school as long as possible. The best way to make sure your high school experience is fulfilling is to UNFILL your extra-curricular agenda.
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espect other people’s boundaries. If you wear 3D glasses to school you’ll quickly realize that everybody has a two-foot bubble around them. These bubbles are called personal boundaries and they aren’t to be entered without explicit permission. If you enter somebody’s personal boundaries without permission you dock your class 50 points and then you won’t win the class cup at the final assembly.
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ry new things! At first glance you may be thinking that this piece of advice directly contradicts our previously stated advice ‘Always stay inside your comfort zone’ but you’re wrong. Here we’re talking more about food, clothes and that kind of stuff.
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our first year is what you make it! This is probably the truest thing about high school. So many people complain about how busy they get during the year and that’s 100 percent their fault. Then again, if you want to do five after school activities on top of your two hours (at least) of homework a night, go for it bro.
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Upcoming Home Events 8/24 Soph/V Football at Kingston at 5 and 7:15pm
8/25 8/29
Newsies Auditions Wash Choir Room 3:30-4:30pm
V Girls Swimming and Diving at Wash at 6 pm Girls XC at Noelridge 4:35pm Speech Team Audition in room 218 from 3:15-5pm Soph/V Football at Kingston at 5 and 7:15pm
9/4 9/5 9/7 9/8 9/9
V Boys Golf MVC at Bunker Hill Golf Course at 9:30am V Volleyball at Wash 7pm Picnic in the Park at Redmond Park 4-6:30pm
9/11 9/12 9/13
Soph Football game at Kingston at 5pm
V Boys Golf Meet at Gardner Golf Course at 3:15pm
Newsies Callbacks Wash Choir Room 3:30-4:30pm
9/1 9/2
No School
Newsies Auditions Wash Choir Room 3:30-4:30pm
8/30 8/31
Soph/ V Football at Kingston at 5 and 7:30pm
Soph Volleyball Invitational at Wash at 5 pm
Volleyball Invitational at Wash at 9:00am Soph/JV Volleyball at Wash 5:30pm V Volleyball at Wash at 7pm Boys XC at Noelridge 5 pm Fall Play in Little Theatre 7:3010pm Fall Play in Little Theatre 7:3010pm Fall Play in Little Theatre 7:3010pm Powderpuff Game at Wash Soph/JV Volleyball at Wash 5:30pm V Girls Swimming and Diving at Wash 6pm
9/14
HC Parade at Wash 5:30-7:30 V HC Football game at Kingston at 7:15pm
9/15
HC Dance at Wash 7-11pm
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Soph/V Football at Kingston at 5 and 7:15pm
Songs&Info
Daily Schedule
Friday Schedule
Period 1: 07:50-08:38 Period 2: 08:43-09:31 Period 3: 09:36-10:24 Period 4: 10:29-11:24 (Includes announcements) Period 5: 11:28-12:50 11:28-11:58 1st Lunch 12:02-12:50 Class 11:28-12:16 Class 12:20-12:50 2nd Lunch Period 6: 12:54 - 1:42 1:42-2:08 Warrior Time Period 7: 2:12-3:00
Period 1: 07:50-08:29 Period 2: 08:34-09:13 Period 3: 09:18-09:57 Period 4: 10:02-10:47 (includes announcements) Period 5: 10:51-12:04 10:51 - 11:21 Lunch 11:25 - 12:04 Class 10:51 - 11:30 Class 11:34 - 12:04 Lunch Period 6: 12:08-12:47 Period 7: 12:51 -01:30
Best of Summer Playlist
Redbone - Childish Gambino I Wanna Get Better - Bleachers
Champion - Fall Out Boy
Japanese Denim - Daniel Caesar
Love Galore - SZA / Travis Scott
Sweet Adeline - Avriel & the Sequoias
HUMBLE. - Kendrick Lamar
Who Dat Boy - Tyler, The Creator
The Night We Met - Lord Huron Location - Khalid Slide - Calvin Harris / Frank Ocean / Migos Bad Liar - Selena Gomez Wild Thoughts - Dj Khaled / Rihanna
Radar Detector - Darwin Deez Listen to these songs on CRWashSurveyor.com on our spotify playlist. Songs compiled by Araya Dunne
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Attention Ladies: This school year Surveyor plans to put on a Powderpuff game, women’s flag football, to help raise funds to print glossy issues all year. This is the first time in recent memory that this will be an opportunity at Wash. It will take place on Monday, Sept. 11 to kick off homecoming week. Each grade level will form their own team and compete against each other to see which class has the toughest group of girls. Female students will be able to sign up after school any day from Monday, Sept. 4 through Friday, Sept. 8. There will be a 5 dollar entry fee per team member with optional additional fees for team clothing. Watch the announcements to hear more about this opportunity.