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CONTENTS Performance

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BEN HAMILTON

I’M PRETTY SURE my mother was the inspiration for Cruella De Ville, who in turn was the inspiration for our Select Shopping column on fur (see G9 for details). She would have been 20 when the book was written and, as far as I know, didn’t have any Dalmations, let alone 101 of them. But still, the similarities are uncanny. Then again, it’s not like I’ve ever watched the film – I mean, come on, 101 dogs, it’s preposterous. Besides, I was raised in pre-video Britain where the only Disney we watched were the same clips, shown again and again, every Bank Holiday Monday. So maybe De Ville had a sensitive side. If that’s the case, I take it back about my mother. Fur, it’s a contentious issue, isn’t it? I don’t wear it or get particularly heated about those who wouldn’t be seen dead/would be dead without it. Which is maybe why a few years ago, I found myself being interviewed to become the editor of a magazine called ‘It’s Fur Darling’.

It was clear from the moment that I met the suave and well-groomed interviewers that they were born to work in the fur industry. As the interview progressed – and it went really well, by my standards – a vision started to form in my head of me being interviewed on television, with the caption ‘Ben Hamilton, editor of It’s Fur Darling’ superimposed on my scruffy, coarse exterior. It wasn’t really working for me, or them as it happens, because they didn’t end up hiring any their candidates, although they did have the nerve to tell me it was because I hadn’t worked in journalism since 2004. Elsewhere this week, we’ve got the leather-friendly Copenhagen Custom Show (G9) and the ‘fur’ious Feminists in Space festival (see G3) – let’s just say that they’re not exactly two peas in a pod. I’m not sure cars look better with extra bodies on the bodywork, or that beards are a becoming look for ladies – check them out and decide for yourself. The jury’s out on which one De Ville would favour. While she did have a pretty cool car, I’m not sure a beard would have made her any more terrifying. Likewise my mother. Although if I had to choose, sending her into space does sound like the most sensible option.

If music be the food of love, you’re in the right place - fallen from heaven just for you

Fallen from Heaven

Dansehallerne, Pasteursvej 14-24, 1799 Cph V; starts Wed, ends 20 Nov, performances at 20:00 on Wed-Fri, 17:00 and 20:00 on Sat, 15:00 on Sun; tickets 175kr, 105kr for under-25s; www.dansehallerne.dk THE STAGE is full of sleepwalkers. Amongst them, individual dancers break the mellow atmosphere with sharply timed soli. This dreamy scene is one of several that contrast the dynamic of a group with that of an individual dancer. Forceful, animalistic and space-consuming movements alternate with intricate steps that are precisely performed in light qualities and reflect John Tavener’s music. To get both the group choreography and the soli and duets within it right, the dancers work with utmost concentration. Portuguese choreographer André Mesquita is rehearsing his new creation, •(dot), with the dancers of Dansk Danseteater (Danish Dance Theatre). The artistic director of Denmark’s biggest modern dance company, Tim Rushton, has invited Mesquita as a guest choreographer to create a piece for the triple bill Fallen from Heaven. His largely abstract choreography derives from two ideas, says Mesquita after the rehearsal. One, the lapidation of gemstones, came to him when he worked in Antwerp

Performance Tosca

Store Scene, Operaen, Ekvipagemestervej 10, 1438 Cph K; performances 20:00 on Fri, Mon; tickets 95-1,045kr; 160 mins incl break; www. kglteater.dk Sex, death, and jealousy permeate this stripped-down, but highly moving presentation of Puccini’s classic opera. The set design by Karin Betz and lighting design by Jesper Kongshaug capture the dark atmosphere of Tosca. Each of the three acts features colour-co-ordinated lighting, with deep reds or dark blues bathing the stage to match the emotional musical cues of the orchestra and opera singers. BF

surrounded by the diamond trade. In a ‘dancer-as-gemstone’ association, he plans to cover the dancers in black plaster that gradually loosens and comes off as they dance. Mesquita’s other idea for •(dot) revolves around multiculturalism. Its point of departure was Mesquita’s reading of Jacques Derrida’s text Monolingualism of the Other; or, The Prosthesis of Origin. Working with dance companies where internationalism is the order of the day, the choreographer has ample experience with the co-operation of people who all learned different languages - both in terms of expressing themselves verbally, and physically as dancers. Rushton is particularly fascinated with the musicality in Mesquita’s choreographies. While he describes his own work as creating dance to or with the music, Mesquita uses his musicality to structure the dance with rhythmical punctuations. Also in other respects, it seems to be the differences from his own approach that attracted Rushton to Mesquita’s way of choreographing and led to the commission for Dansk Danseteater. “When I make a dance,” declares Rushton. “I am not interested in abstraction. Women are women in my pieces, men are men etc.” A revisited version of Rushton’s Love Songs will be performed as another part of Fallen from Heaven. The piece was premiered to great acclaim at the Royal Danish Opera

Slips Inside

Teatre V, Prøvehal- NE len, Porcelænstorvet 4, Valby; Starts Thu (Tonight), ends Sat, performances Thu & Fri 20:00, Sat 17:00; tickets 125kr-195kr; www.teater-v.dk Two Belgian clowns from the circus company OKIDOK are hitting Denmark with their critically-acclaimed hit Slips Inside. Wearing nothing bar grandma’s underpants and armed with a dose of megalomania, the clowns embark on a contest to outdo each other in acrobatics, mime, magic and dance. Sublimely funny, Jyllands-Posten commented: “I have not laughed so much and so well over clown art for many, many years.” A solid street theatre experience, Slips Inside has an unparalleled ability to entertain audiences of all ages. EM

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in May this year. But while Rushton aimed to contrast the Royal Old Stage’s traditional red plush with a rough, plane scenography, he will glitz his piece up a little for the evening at Dansehallerne where the stage is already bare. Another difference will be that the jazz singer Caroline Henderson, who was on stage for the premiere of Love Songs, has now made a recording for the version at Dansehallerne. Rushton describes Love Songs as a bit of a “tongue-in-cheek jazz ballet”. He says he never intended to make a piece like that, but the mere presence of jazz singer Henderson in the studio during rehearsals changed the atmosphere radically and led to a creation that looks quite different from his other dances. The piece is undoubtedly a departure for Rushton. After years of being thrilled by politically engaged pieces and nakedness on stage, Rushton explains that he’s approaching the subject of love because it’s simply different things that interest him today. “I wanted to make something that feels good,” he explains unapologetically. Now a happily married man in his late 40s, love seemed an obvious area of interest. And what do you reply to that? Sandwiched between the choreographies by Mesquita and Rushton, a new dance film will make up the third part of the triple bill. FRANZISKA BORK PETERSEN NEW

Warehouse 9, Onkel Dannys Plads 1, Cph V; performances Thu (tonight) & Fri 20:00; tickets 50kr; www.warehouse9.dk This Swiss-Danish duo’s dance performance poses questions about how we view royalty today. The performance seeks to ask whether the way contemporary pop stars are presented and perceived is in any way different to the way monarchs were regarded in the past. And, how can we comprehend the sovereign body double, which is both a ‘natural’ private body with a representative political body? The performers will be dressed as a two-bodied royal figure called Chuck Morris. This helps to create a juxtaposition to show the two sides to the contentious questions they seek to answer. EM

The Zoo Story

Krudttønden, Serrdslevvej 2, 2100 Cph Ø; ends Nov 26, performances Mon-Fri 20:00, Sat 17:00; tickets 165kr, concessions available, www.billetten.dk, www.teaterbilletter. dk, 7020 2096; contact 2840 0723, pr@that-theatre.com; www.that-theatre.com; 65 minutes with no intermission; recommended for over-15s In the maze of inane information sharing and self-publication, have we lost the ability to meaningfully communicate in person? With their latest production, The Zoo Story by Edward Albee, THAT Theatre Company aims to provoke and stimulate discussion around these questions and ideas. Starring Ian Burns and Borgen’s Adam Brix, the play is a dark comedy and is furiously paced in the lead-up to its epic conclusion. KP

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4 - 10 November Girl power goes galatic

WOMEN WITH beards, women making pornography, women punk rockers, and women in space are just some of the curious subject matters waiting for you at the upcoming Feminists in Space Performance Festival at Warehouse 9. Curators Kajsa Dahlberg, Molly Haslund and Gritt Uldall-Jessen have organised a five-day extravaganza of contemporary performance art exploring various styles of performance from theatre to political action over the course of the weekend. Besides performance, the festival includes music, film screenings, political actions, and readings. Artists from Denmark, Sweden, France, and Germany will be on hand to get you hot and bothered. The curators consider this international festival to be entertainment, a place for experimentation, and a political demonstration - all in one. Their stated goal for the festival is to display “the diversity and com-

plexity of performance art, while having a specific focus on artistic practices navigating the field between art and politics”. With backgrounds in theatre, queer and feminist theory, political action and performance art, they apply these sensibilities to their choice of artists included in the festival’s diverse programme. For example one of the scheduled groups, France-based La Barbe, or The Beard, have generated a following with their tongue-in-cheek political actions around gender inequality. The large group is known for wearing false beards during the over 80 different public actions they have organised “wherever women are discriminated against”. La Barbe will be leading a workshop, giving a performance, and taking to the streets of Copenhagen, in beards of course. Marit Östberg, the queer feminist film director, screens her new film, Sisterhood. The film presents interviews with both actors and those that work behind the camera about their experiences working in queer feminist pornography. In addition to Sisterhood, Östberg will screen her pornographic short, Share. Feminist pornography proposes a different take on the typical world of sex films by suggesting the possibility of empowerment through erotica. On Saturday night, the

Propaganda

Così fan tutte

Feminists in Space Performance Festival

Warehouse 9, Onkel Dannys Plads 1, Cph V; starts Wed, ends Nov 13, open Wed 18:3023:00, Thu 11:00-22:00, Fri 17:00-24:00, Sat 17:00-01:00, Sun 11:00-16:00; tickets 50kr per day or festival pass 200kr

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Republique’s Little Scene, Østerfælled Torv 34, Cph Ø; begins Wed, performances Tue-Fri 20:00, Sat 15:00, ends Nov 26; tickets 160kr–255kr; www.republique.dk Two acrobats and their two kids present a low tech, high octane, physical circus performance. Acrobats Simon Yates and Jo-Ann Lancaster along with their two boys Fidel and Grover have travelled the world since 1996 with their avant-garde circus company. The revolutionary nuclear family teach the audience how to fight the world’s injustices. Each number is a flying metaphor on how to throw away the conformist life, whether they’re flying as mermaids on a trapeze or engaging in a majestic bike ride with the whole family. EM

Wallman’s Dinner Show

Cirkusbygningen, Jernbanegade 8, 1609 Cph V; performances Thu-Sat 18:30-23:00; adults 495-815kr, under-12s from 258kr; 3316 3700; info. wallmans@wallmans.com; www.wallmans.dk A group of dancers all expertly showboating in dance, song, instrument playing and magic, while attending to your table. SC

Store Scene, Operaen, Ekvipagemestervej 10, 1438 Cph K; performances at 19:30 (unless stated) on Sun (15:00), Nov 10, Nov 19, Nov 21; tickets 95-795kr; 180 mins including one intermission; in Italian with Danish supertitles; www.kglteater.dk Ranking among Mozart’s most memorable works, Così fan tutte starts with a cynical old philosopher who makes a wager with two officers, claiming he can prove that their girlfriends, like all women, are fickle. But for reasons not unrelated to its risqué nature and views on fidelity, many of its custodians have been compelled to bowdlerise it, this is about as delightful as opera buffa gets. KRG

The Bollywood Trip

Republique, Store Scene, Østerfælled Torv 37, Cph Ø; in Danish: until 12 Nov, in English: 29 Nov–3 Dec, performances: Tue-Fri 20:00, Sat 15:00; Tickets 200-325kr; www.republique.dk Bollywood’s flying dancers, magical images and gorgeous music have landed in Denmark. The Bollywood Trip is a dramatic love story (as if we’d expect anything different from Bollywood) at a hospital where affairs between the staff flourish. Psychiatric ward patient Harron, meanwhile, has a split personality and thinks he is one of India’s biggest Bollywood stars. A preview of the performance will appear in InOut in late November. EM

Members of the French group La Barbe take their barbed critique onto the streets

act to see is the German music group Damenkapelle. Performing an eclectic mix of rock, punk, goth, country, and electronica, the makeup-wearing band from Munich is sure to provide a spectacle. Songs with titles like ‘Zombie Girl’ and ‘Fake Leather’ give you a clue as to what you can expect from the sure-to-be-raucous performance.

Exhibitions Sex for begyndre

NEW

(Sex for Beginners)

Galleri KBH Kunst, Øster Søgade 34, Cph K; starts Nov 4, ends Nov 30; Tue 15:0018:00, Sun 12:00-15:00; www. kbhkunst.dk Playful drawings of erotic encounters make up this exhibition of new work from Danish artists Bjørn Ignatius Øckenholt and Janna Yamuna Kirkeby. The show is part of an ongoing series of exhibitions at Galleri KBH Kunst, curated to explore the lighter side of sex. Sexy kisses and seductive glances are key features in the, almost, cartoonish sketches and drawings you will see here. A fun exhibition, but consider leaving the children home. BF Richard Winther and Frederiksberg Møstings Hus, Andebakkesti 5, Fredriksberg; ends Nov 13; open Tue-Sun 11:00-16:00, Wed 11:00-19:00; www.moestingshus.dk This retrospective of the reclusive Richard Winther’s work in cludes experimental paintings, drawings, and sculptures from a ten-year period in his youth, when he lived at Bülowsvej. BF

Celebrated Danish feminist artist Kirsten Dufour will be recording interviews with festival participants all weekend in a constructed living room space, creating a meta look at the entire festival. The choice of location is a reflection on the old idea that women share information through discussions in domestic spaces. She will screen the

Cuts, Bruises, and Doubts

NEW

Galleri Christoffer Egelund, Bredgade 75, Cph K; starts Oct 28, ends Nov 26; open Mon-Fri 11:00– 18:00, Sat 12:00–16:00; www. gce.nu Louise Hindsgavl and Heine Kjærgaard Klausen present new work in dialogue with each other. Hindsgavl works in porcelain, creating delicate but dark sculptures. The imagery in her art is described as violent and tragic, in stark contrast with the fragility of the medium in which she chooses to work. In addition to her sculptures, Hindsgavl presents a series of photographs documenting the destruction of one of her sculptures. Klausen is showing collagebased images centered on tattoos and text along with experimental wooden sculptures. BF

Detour DK

NEW

Danish Architecture Center, Strandgade 27B, Cph K; starts Nov 11, ends Dec 30; open Mon-Sun 10:00-17:00, Wed 10:00-21:00; www.dac.dk The Danish Architecture Centre’s mission is to present exhibitions and resources for understanding sustainable and innovatively built environments. With this exhibition, they explore the architecture and design of Norway, specifically as it stands in relationship to nature. No location is too insignificant: from the toilet house to the picnic place. The show focuses on 18 different tourist destinations and how architectural design can highlight the natural beauty of a particular location. BF

interviews on Sunday. Dufour is known for her work with the feminist art movement of the 1970s, and has exhibited her work internationally. These are just some of the scheduled artists and events populating the Feminists in Space Festival. The festival’s ambitions include exploring issues from ageing to sexuality, race to class,

and especially gender equality, all through the lens of performance art. Assorted strategies from activist theatre to filmmaking are reflected in the schedule. A wide-ranging event, you will enter into something different and thought-provoking depending on which day you attend.

Action Number 7 & Steinar Christensen

Cease-Fire

NEW

Rohde Contemporary, St. Kongensgade 110B, Cph; starts Nov 4, ends Nov 26; open Tue-Fri 12:00-17:00, Sat 12:00-15:00; www.rohdecontemporary.com Meir Tati presents Action Number 7 and Norwegian artist Steinar Christensen presents four works from his Still Life Series, in two separate exhibitions opening simultaneously. Tati’s video installation in the main gallery shows the artist spray-painting the sentence ‘only through hard labour you will gain the right to be paroled’ in Tel Aviv and Copenhagen. His inspiration comes from Soviet era educational propaganda. Christensen, a well-known contemporary artist, who has represented Norway in the Venice Biennial, works in a variety of mediums, mixing photography, painting, and sculptural installation. BF

Anders Moseholm

NEW

Hans Alf Gallery, Flæsketorvet 26-28, Cph V; starts Nov 4 , ends Nov 30; open Tue-Fri 13:00-18:00, Sat 12:00-16:00; www.hansalf.com Permanent Undtagelsestilstand is the new collection of paintings by Anders Moseholm. He paints frenetic images of cityscapes, creating a lively snapshot of modern life. Decaying city buildings, crowded streets, and buildings lit up at night are all subjects for Moseholm’s loose painting style. The artist’s muted colour palette gives his canvases an eerie patina of gritty urban life. BF

BONNIE FORTUNE

Galleri Bo Bjerggard, Flæsketorvet 85, Cph V; starts Oct 27, ends Jan 28; open Tue-Fri 13:00-18:00, Sat 12:0016:00; www.bjerggard.com Polish painter Adam Adach’s work deals with historical trauma. Part of a Polish community of painters who work with the trauma of World War II, Adach makes emotional yet critical paintings that deal with the intersection of historical fact, fiction, and memory. In Cease-Fire, he moves from the historical fascism of World War II to explore contemporary dictators, war, and terror with paintings of Kim Jong-Il and Osama Bin Laden. BF

New State of Mind

Skulpturi, Store Kongensgade 3, Cph K; ends Nov 13; open Wed-Sat 12:00-15:00; www. skulpturi.dk Eva Steen Christensen explores the stories hidden in materials in her abstract sculptural work. She imagines noise where there is silence, a cube transforming into a bird, or cardboard being mistaken for stone. She is interested in our relationship to the physical world around us, and material narratives are her response to life’s difficult questions. BF

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EXHIBITIONS

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Exhibitions

MOHS Exhibit, Sønder Boulevard 98, Cph V, ends Nov 26; open Wed 12:0017:00, Thu 12:00-18:00, Fri 12:00-17:00, Sat 13:00-16:00; www.mohs.dk The Belgian art collective Hell’O Monsters are known for the imaginative universe their work depicts populated by weird, mutated figures that look like, well, monsters. BF

Resourced Portfolio

YNKB, Baldersgade 70, Cph N; ends Nov 15; open by appointment, www.ynkb.dk Known for their politically provocative poster and book projects, this exhibition by Just Seeds is a collection of posters on the subject of natural resource extraction, which shows screenprinted images dealing with climate change and environmental issues, like the effects of coal mining on biodiversity. BF

Marie Søndergaard Lolk

Galleri Tom Christofferson, Skindergade 5, Cph K; ends Nov 26; open Wed-Fri 12:0018:00, Sat 11:00-16:00; www. tomchristoffersen.dk Danish painter Marie Søndergaard Lolk deconstructs the material nature of her surroundings, from the floor of her studio to the landscapes outside her door. BF

Entangled in the Amber Glow of a Weary Woven World

Anders Krisár

Galleri Lars Olsen, Uplandsgade 56, Cph S; ends Nov 19; open Tues-Sat 13:00-18:00,www. gallerilarsolsen.com Internationally-acclaimed Swedish artist Anders Krisár works with moulds and casting to create strange figures in mysterious situations. BF

David Risley Gallery, Bredgade 65A, Cph K; ends Nov 26; open Wed-Fri 12:00-17:00, Sat 11:00-15:00; www.davidrisleygallery.com Keith Tyson (UK), recipient of the 2002 Turner Prize, presents four new artworks based on his research into how systems function. BF

Catch Me If You Can

Martin Asbæk Gallery, Bredgade 23, Cph K; ends Nov 19; open Tue-Fri 11:00-18:00, Sat 11:00-16:00; www.martinasbaek.com Sofie Bird Møller works most often in a collage style, layering brightly coloured, abstract shapes over pages torn from fashion magazines. The beautiful figures of high fashion models in striking poses are obscured under Møller’s alterations, which reference muscle and flesh and are done in acrylic paint. BF

Entwined: Passages, Geometry, and Psyche

Peter Lav Gallery, Esplanaden 8D, Cph K; ends Dec 17; open Wed-Fri 12:00-17:00, Sat 12:0015:00; www.plgallery.dk Shakespeare’s Ophelia from Hamlet inspired Sophia Kalkau for this exhibition, along with the sculptural work of celebrated artist Louise Bourgeois. BF

Tunnel of Fear

Overgaden, neden Vandet 17, Cph K; ends Nov 11; open Tue-Sun 13:00-17:00, Thu 13:00-20:00; www.overgaden. org, www.kopenhagen.dk Ahmet Cevdet Bey: Tunnel of Fear focuses on a strange, new collaboration in which two Turkish artists have merged identities to become a fictional character: mad scientist Ahmet Cevdet Bey. This strange relationship is played out in a ‘chamber of horrors’ style installation about the fictional character and his work. BF

Facetime

IMO, Ny Carlsberg Vej 68, Cph V; ends Nov 26; Tue-Fri 12:00-17:00, Sat 12:00-15:00; www.imo-projects.com The exhibition looks at the role of the face in contemporary society. The curators were inspired by internet culture and human/computer interface design. The phrase ‘facetime’ reflects how much time we spend in front of a computer screen. BF

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4 - 10 November Early Modernism

The Pervert

Galleri Nicolai Wallner, Ny Carlsberg Vej 68, Cph V; open Tue-Fri 11:00-18:00, Sat 12:00-15:00; www.nicolaiwallner.com Leipzig-based Christoph Ruckhäberle’s paintings most often show graphically rendered figures in various situations that at first appear normal, but on closer inspection can seem strange. BF

Upernavik

Galleri Jules Julian, Palægade 7, Cph K; starts Oct 28, ends Dec 3; open Tue-Fri 12:00-18:00, Sat 11:00-14:00; www.julesjulian.dk German painter Gerhard Rießbeck presents a series of new paintings about the northern hemisphere. The stark, white paintings of Arctic landscapes are based on his own expeditions with polar explorers and scientists. BF

Myths of the near future

Photography Center, Pasteursvej 14 1. sal, Cph V; ends Nov 20; open Tue-Sun 11:00-17:00, Thu 11:00-20:00; tickets 25kr; www.photography.dk This group exhibition explores current trends in photography. BF

Warhol & Basquiat

Arken Musuem of Modern Art, Skovvej 100, Ishøj; ends Jan 11; open Tue-Sun 10:0017:00, Wed 10:00-21:00; tickets 85kr, Students 70kr, under-17s free adm; www.arken.dk This exhibition showcases more than 100 of Andy Warhol and Jean-Michel Basquiat’s collaborative works. BF

Titanic

Tivoli, Vesterbrogade 3; ends Dec 30; open Mon-Sun 10:0020:00; tickets: adults 95kr; www.tivoli.dk The exhibition gives viewers the chance to see reconstructed suites, letters from victims, and artefacts from the liner - minus a necklace. JF

Moderna Museet, Gasverksgatan 22, Malmö; ends 8 Apr 2012; open Tue, Thu, Sun 11:00-18:00, Wed 11:00-21:00; tickets 50 SEK; www.modernamuseet.se Early Moderism features works by artists such as Pablo Picasso, Henri Matisse, Edvard Munch and Sigrid Hjerten. JF

Dimensions of Hyper-reality

Gallery B15, Islands Brygge 15, Cph S; ends Nov 9; open Wed-Fri 12:00-18:00, Sat 12:0015:00; www.galleryb15.dk Ricky Allman paints strippeddown post-apocalyptic scenes. Splashes of bright colour highlight the otherwise stark images. Mark Schoening uses a similar colour palette in his painting – stark backgrounds with splatters of neon - which is more abstract in style, exploding over the canvas. BF

Skrald!

Museum of Copenhagen, Vesterbrogade 59, Cph V; ends 31 Jul 2012; open daily 10:0017:00; tickets 20kr, under17s free adm, Fri free adm; www.copenhagen.dk According to Skrald! (or Trash!), we throw out more trash than previous generations. The exhibition includes several hundred objects, photos, and engravings about the history of trash here, along with interactive educational installations. BF

He Chose the Wrong Career

Gallery Poulsen, Contemporary Fine Arts, Flæsketorvet 24, Cph V; ends Nov 12; open Tue-Fri 12:00-17:30, Sat 11:00–15:00; www.gallerypoulsen.com Danish artist Peter Ravn presents a series of paintings that alternate between humour and tragedy. The figurative, cleanly-executed images show professional men in suits in various states of confusion. BF

Oana Farcas

LARMgalleri, Esplanaden 8D, Cph K; ends Nov 12; open WedFri 12:00-17:00, Sat 12:00–15:00; www.larmgalleri.dk Farcas paints melancholy portraits, both real and fictionalised. Romanian fairy tales and family snap shots inspire her equally. BF

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Klee & COBRA

Louisiana, Gl Strandvej 13, Humlebæk; ends Jan 8; open Tues-Fri 11:00-22:00, Sat-Sun 11:00-18:00; tickets 95kr, under-18s free adm; www. louisiana.dk Featuring the work of COBRA, an European avant garde art movement in the late 1940s and early 1950s - artists like Asger Jorn and Karl Appel were members - and Paul Klee, a Swiss artist known for his colourful childlike paintings. BF

Vertical on my own

Galleri Bo Bjerggaard, Flæsketorvet 85, Cph V, ends Jan 14; open Tue-Fri 13:00-18:00, Sat 12:00-16:00; www.bjerggaard.com This selection of multi-media artwork by Norwegian artist AK Dolven features video, paintings, and a sound installation that explores the recent tragedies in Oslo. BF

Kunsthal Charlottenborg, Nyhavn 2, Cph K; ends Jan 22; open Tue-Sun 11:00-18:00, Wed 11:00-21:00 (free adm after 18:00); tickets 60kr, students 40kr, under-16s free adm; www.kunsthalcharlottenborg.dk; performances Sun 14:00 (not 25 Dec and 1 Jan - 22 Jan at 17:00) 2005 Turner Prize winner Simon Starling has created two new pieces, Project for a Masquerade (Hiroshima) (2010-11), an installation about Japanese culture and nuclear energy, and an original piece of puppet theatre called The Expedition, which follows a ‘hapless adventurer’, a pupper who looks like Starling. BF

Alright Alright & Big Bubble

Malmö Konsthall, Johannesgatan 7, Malmö; ends Nov 27; open daily 11:00-17:00; www. konsthal.malmo.se In Alright Alright, Chris Johanson an artist influenced by Californian skateboarding and graffiti culture, - creates his work from recycled paint and second-hand materials. Japanese artist Misaki Kawai, the creator of Big Bubble, works in a simple, manga comic book drawing-style making graphic paintings, drawings, and artists’ books. BF

Of Large and Small

National Museum of Photography, Soren Kierkegaard Plads 1, Royal Library, The Black Diamond, Cph k; ends 10 March 2012; open Mon-Sat 10:00-15:00, tickets: adults 40kr, students 25kr; www.kb.dk A collection of works about human existence and the contrast between what is infinitely universal and infinitely microscopic. VM

Jørgen Haugen Sørensen

Cisternerne – the Museum of Modern Glass Art, Søndermarken, Frederiksberg; ends Nov 27; open Thu, Fri 14:00-18:00, Sat, Sun 11:0017:00; tickets over-14s 50kr, under-14s free adm; www.cisternerne.dk Danish sculptor Jørgen Haugen Sørensen’s sculptures, some moulded in clay and some cast in bronze, all work around the themes of life and death, and love and suffering. JF

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The rural Appalachian boys who are really from the city Fleet Foxes

Falconer Salen Thursday, 20:00; 290 kr www.billetlugen.dk www. fleetfoxes.com

he astrology of Fleet Foxes’ musical universe is as vast as the constellations themselves. The band manages to drift seamlessly between the haunting echoes of a small town congregation and searing harmonies of a modern folk outfit. The diverse range of influences evident in their music is what makes them almost impossible to define. To call them an indie-folk band could be a start. Yet reducing them to such a preconceived image would be

like calling Bob Dylan a songwriter, instead of a poet. Despite emerging from Seattle’s alternative music scene – the birthplace of Nirvana and Pearl Jam – there is something distinctly rural about the band. Their music is sepia-toned, tinged with an Appalachian folk charm that calls forth a bygone era. Yet just as you think you’ve pigeonholed them, their songs will take another direction. Sundrenched and dreamy SoCal pop might wander in momentarily, only to meet the sombre tones of a baroque organ. It’s a meditative balance of light and shade. The band released their first selfdistributed EP in 2006 and soon began generating attention online. Fleet Foxes attracted the international press in 2008 with the release of a second

EP, Sun Giant. Their self-titled debut album soon followed to rave reviews. According to many, the saviours of American music had arrived. The editor of music magazine Uncut summed up their feelings when he declared that the album “showed impeccable musicianship, and although you could trace its antecedents, it sounded totally unique”. This is a common reaction to the band on first listen. It sounds vaguely like many things that you might have heard before. Yet familiar sounds are rearranged in a totally new way. Traces of late ‘60s pop psychedelia are there, as are echoes of Simon +Garfunkel and Crosby, Stills + Nash. Still, the music isn’t a complete throwback to decades past, and the experimental soundscapes also recall more

contemporary acts such as Animal Collective. Don’t be fooled by the range of influences though; this is music that stands firmly on its own two feet. Their latest album, Helplessness Blues, was released in May this year. To say that the record lived up to its predecessor would be an understatement. It took the inviting and soothing melodies of Fleet Foxes and blended it with a healthy dose of ennui, darker poeticism and a musical style where Pecknold takes a more central vocal role. “So now I am older/than my mother and father/when they had their daughter/now what does that say about me,” he asks on ‘Montezuma’. This is an album full of self-questioning that searches for answers through its pensive lyrics and its ultimately redemp-

tive musicality. “And now after some thinking/I’d say rather be/a functioning cog in some great machinery/certain something beyond me,” Pecknold concludes on the title track and standout of the album, Helplessness Blues. In a world of easily digestible and overproduced pop tunes, Fleet Foxes provide a joyful but complex alternative. Many have used the term ‘chamber pop’ to describe their distinct sound - an attempt to define them that might hit closest to the mark. Though, perhaps we should just abandon the search for a fixed meaning and definitive position of this band. We would be better off just sitting back and getting lost in the music. Kevin ponniah

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junk of the heart, and possibly the last we’ll see of The Kooks. still, it may be worth turning up to hear their older material. (english) Dvdn

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Auerlio + The Garifuna soul Band The Kooks

store Vega; 20:00;300kr The Brighton boys’ début Inside In/ Inside Out (2006) was one of the highlights of the ‘00s. immensely popular on the festival circuit for a couple of years, the four-piece ended up playing hits such as ‘ooh La’ umpteen times. Fast-forward five years later, the four-piece have returned to the stage with their third Lp, Junk of the Heart (2011). Three years in the making, they’ve hit back with 14 lazy, ill-administered and uninspired tracks - apparently influenced by cocaine. all style, no substance. it’s dull, contrived and out of touch. a shadow of their former selves it really is the

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xpectations were high right from the start as the Hamburg based electro-rock band Digitalism took to the Vega stage. The duo, consisting of Jens ‘Jence’ Moelle and İsmail ‘isi’ tüfekçi, first rocketed to popularity back in 2007 with their debut album, Idealism, a work that catapulted the then-unknown musicians into the limelight. as emblematic an album as this may be, saturday’s concert will no doubt be remembered by most for the tunes off Digitalism’s latest piece of studio genius, the recently released i Love You Dude EP. The driven percussion fused with occasional high-pitch vocal punctuations on the album blended seamlessly with their visual effects set-up on the night. Jence and isi looked confident, sharp and content behind their Macbook pros and analogue gadgetry. Digitalism were all smiles as they took to the stage and

Global; 21:00;120kr something a little more exotic than your average indie-pop group perfroming hits from their latest album, aurelio is one of the most exciting international world musicians. tapping into a well of cross-cultural influences from both his african heritage and the indigenous music of Belize, Guatemala and nicaragua - aurelio actually sings in the native Garifuna language - aurelio and his bandmembers have attracted the attention of both major media rosters and music ethnologists. a gifted artists with a fascinating byline - as his award-winning new record Laru Beya (2011) testifies - tonight’s concert will feed its audience with something patently different. (Garifuna) Dvdn

smashing Pumpkins

Den Grå Hal; 20:00; 500kr smashing pumpkins anno 2011 is a far cry from the band’s 90s heyday. essentially just Billy corgan and some musicians he scooped up off the street, the latest incarnation of the pumpkins is out to win over the scepticism of old fans. touring in support of the upcoming album Oceania – and perhaps trying to drum up sales for re-issues of the band’s popular albums Gish and Siamese Dream – corgan and company bring their live show to christiania’s vast and rustic Den Grå Hal. Here’s a chance to catch one of the bigger names in music, even if corgan is the only original member remaining. Jc

Flogging molly

store Vega; 20:00, 240kr Hailing from Los angeles, the post-punk seven-piece group make an original mix of traditional irish music and highenergy punk. Few bands execute musical fusion projects with success. active since the late ‘90s, the spunky collective have wowed both sides of the atlantic with their uplifting celtic punk. Having released their fifth studioalbum earlier this year, Speed of Darkness (2011) - a compilation of tunes evoking their witty twist on modern punk - the group have once again taken to the road and will be performing at Vega’s larger venue due to the overwhelming public demand. (english) Dvdn

proceeded to set things alight with several scorching openers. as the show proceeded, the occasional vocal input from Moelle helped add depth to the performance, even though his voice was frequently drowned out by the overlying din of synth stabs and hefty percussive sequences. Vega sounded like it was playing host to an orchestra of Digitalism’s performance was lacking a certain something pipe-bangers that masterfully ravaged the darkness before them at times, and venue was not nearly as packed concert thirsting for some missat others the venue resembled as it could have been. Midway ing ingredient. The best example your average rock concert. The through the proceedings, one of this came at the end of the fusion between rock and electro felt as if Digitalism had lashed show when the curtain dropped that has made Digitalism as ac- out all their grand-slam numbers without warning, ending things cessible a band as they are was as a more sombre and uninspir- in a rather unceremonious fashabundantly evident throughout. ing mood became the order of ion. This notwithstanding, the concert did indeed have its share and whilst things were the day. The poisonous synth bursts of poignant moments that will rowdy and gloriously shambolic at times, at others times there and hissing hi-hats of ‘Zdarlight’ no doubt be remembered for a seemed to be an awkward still- – along with the rollicking indie- while to come. ness lingering in the air, due no esque ‘pogo’ – helped redeem doubt in part to the fact that the the setlist, ultimately i left the AllAn Mutuku-kortbæk

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store Vega, 20:00; 245kr at only 22 the swedish singer/ songwriter became an overnight success on the scandinavian folkpop scene with her sweet-tasting poetry. Wooing the crowd with her profound vocal style, Horn fast became a radio-favourite in her native sweden - getting her hands on several major swedish music awards along the way and being one of the most searched artists on the online music source spotify (recently introduced in Denmark). This said, her brand of pop music is, if not generic, then the kind that we hear at the eurovision song contest, except that it’s not even in english. (swedish) Dvdn

Nightlife When saints Go machine

store Vega; sat 23:00; 170kr The offspring of copenhagen’s much-hyped electro-indie scene, the fresh-faced four-piece are the creators behind some of Denmark’s most catchy mixes. Defined by the atmospheric blend of nikolaj Manuel Vonsild’s quivering falsetto vocal style, crisp keyboard sequences and pulsating sonic bleeps, the quartet are a must-see live act, priding themselves on their wellcrafted live sets. Their second album, Konkylie (2011), is an even wilder listen than their enthralling début, drawing inspiration from a diverse range of sources beyond mainstream fodder. The warm-up act is also worth mentioning. cHLLnGR, probably the only dub-jazz saxophonist on the planet, is another mustsee performer. Highly recommended. (english)

Dunkel’s Birthday

Dunkel Bar; sat 23:00; free adm celebrating its fifth year as one of Vesterbro’s hippest electro

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Lille Vega; 21:00; 170kr one of London’s many cult figures, Wolf was once compulsory listening for the city’s arts students. a classically-trained musician and vocalist who led a troubled youth, Wolf emerged as an inspired songsmith in the late ‘90s. it was fashionable to listen to Wolf. enigmatic one-worded song-titles, violas and electronic samples were symptomatic of his experimental songs – that and his self-created androgynous image. The recent release of Lupercalia (2011) has brought to light another facet of Wolf ’s Romantic imagination: positivity, and it has reignited interest in his music. (english) Dvdn venues, Dunkel is throwing a birthday bash. Welcoming to the floor a host of resident DJs that have pledged their saturday nights to this institution, hundreds are expected to turn out. With happy hour in play until 02.00 in the morning, and the doors open until 07.00 in the morning, it has the makings of a crazy party. (english/Danish)

sound of Berghain / Panorama Bar

culture Box; sat 00:00; 70kr a monthly night organised by Berlin-based techno label ostgut ton, this is showcasing the most forward-looking techno and house music from Germany’s capital. tonight ostgut ton welcomes to the floor a Berlin-born DJ, Ben Klock, who is hailed as one of the most significant techno figures in recent times due to his hypnotising, psychedelic-tinged beats. also playing a set will be Marcel Fengler - another resident-DJ at Berlin’s Berghain - who has been equally influential with his unrelenting brand of techno. (english/Danish/German) DAniel vAn Der noon

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Enjoying Danish children’s literature IF YOU HAVE made Denmark your new home for the next few years, whether it is for the shorter or the longer term, chances are you are now to some degree engaged in learning the language and absorbing the new culture. Your children are adapting to their new home, making Danish friends and perhaps even going to Danish school or nursery. Your own integration efforts are not without their challenges, but hopefully also fun. There are many ways to learn about a new culture and, in case you’re missing out on the fun part of it, we suggest one that is liable to not only make it interesting, but could also involve the whole family. That is to explore Danish children’s literature with your kids. To help you get started in your exploration, we decided to put together a little guide to Danish children’s literary classics. For the youngest ones, there is a world of nursery rhymes to explore. These are particularly useful for building up not only your Danish vocabulary, but also your children’s. Halfdan Rasmussen wrote many, among them Halfdans ABC, Den Lille Frække Frederik and Mariehønen Evigglad - the latter being a very popular children’s song. Other authors to look out for in this genre are Jens Sigsgaard who wrote Okker Kokker Gummiklokker and Johan Krohn, the author of Peters Jul. This last one is very relevant for the upcoming Christmas season. Beyond rhymes, there are other classics like the Cirkeline series by Hanne Hastrup, about the adventures of a tiny,

Events Cph Latin Festival Various Cph locations; NEW starts Fri, ends Sun; www.latinfestival.dk Designed to promote intercultural understanding and integration, the Copenhagen Latin Festival will offer “raw and juicy hot salsa” during these cold November days and nights to share a little Latino culture. Throughout the festival, there will be opportunities to watch professionals perform salsa, reggaeton and rumba and to get a taste of the Latin dances yourself. So step out of Scandinavia and enter a world of Cuban heat. Pre-party Club Mambo, Vester Voldgade 85, Cph K; tickets 60kr at the door or book in advance at kontakt@latinfestival.dk for a free welcome drink Start the weekend of Cuban salsa and reggaeton with the pre-party at Club Mambo on Friday where there will be professional dancers from Cuba performing as well as drinks and socialising. Dinner Club Mambo; Sat 18:30-20:30; tickets 195kr includes entrance to the after-party Come for an authentic Cuban style dinner and with the purchase of your ticket, you can also attend the party after the concerts back at Club Mambo.

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funny looking elf girl who lives on her creator’s desk and sleeps in a match box. Thomas Winding is the ultimate children’s author from the ‘60s until the present day. His stories for children of all ages are widely available in books and CDs - read by the author himself. Another classic is Ole Lund Kierkegaard’s Gummi Tarzan about a little boy who gets bullied at school, his struggles and how he overcomes them. A few other titles and authors to check out are Cykelmyggen Egon by Flemming Quist Møller, Mis med de blå øjne by Egon Mathisen, and Jakob og Joakim by Jørgen Clevin. Newer authors already acquiring classic status with their hilarious stories and rhymes are Jakob Martin Strid (Mustafas Kiosk and Min mormors gebis) and Kim Fupz Aakeson with his Vitello series. Although not Danish, there are also some Nordic books that have very much become a part of Danish Children’s literary culture. They are, among others, Pippi Långstrump (known as Pippi Longstocking in English), Emil fra Lønneberg and Ronja Roverdatter, all by the Swedish writer Astrid Lindgren; Karius og Baktus by the Norwegian Thornbjørn Egner; and the Mumi Trolls series by the Finnish writer Tove Jansson. Finally, the DR classics Kaj og Andrea and Bamse og Kylling exist also in book and CD form and occupy a great deal of young Danes’ imaginations. If your children have Danish friends, being familiar with those would certainly give them a common ground to share with their little buddies.

This is but an introduction to Danish children’s literature to get you started. There is, of course, lots more to explore and we hope you will. Happy reading! Library You can borrow all of these books at your local library. Go to bibliotek.dk and search for a book, reserve it, pick it up or have it delivered to your local branch. Homework Help If you have older children who are attending Danish school and who need help with their lessons, some libraries offer help with homework, Danish and more. One place is the Lektiecafé at the main library in Frederiksberg every Monday and Wednesday from 16:00 to 18:00 (www.fkb.dk/boern/lektiehjaelp).

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Double concert Amager Bio, Øresundsvej 6, Cph S; Sat 20:00-00:30; 295kr Start the evening with a salsa class to get in the mood to watch the professionals perform. The night’s concerts include a mix of rap and hip-hop beats with an added infusion of spicy Latin flavour. The main attraction will be the Cuban salsa group Manolito y su Trabuco, a sensation in the salsa world. Later, there will be even more dance shows followed by a performance by El Micha - one of the biggest names in reggaeton in Cuba. An after-party will follow the concerts back at Club Mambo until four in the morning. Also during the after-party, there will be dance competitions and international DJs. Workshops Sat & Sun, three locations in Nørrebro including El Studio, Fælledvej 19, Cph N; see www.latinfestival.dk/workshops for more information. There are workshops on salsa, reggaeton, samba and rumba, conducted by international guest teachers and professional dancers. JS

Hubertus Hunt NEW Dyrehaven, Klampenborg; all day Sunday First organised by the Sports Riding Club in 1900, the famous Hubertus Hunt has taken place just north of Copenhagen on the first Sunday of November ever since. The traditional event is an adapted foxhunting journey with riders acting as foxes and around 150 participating horsemen and women in full dress. Originally the hunt included dogs, but this practice ended after World War One and today only the riders participate. Come and watch them as they navigate a course with various jumps, the pick of which is the water obstacle. And you may even spot royalty – last year Crown Princess Mary took her children to the event, and in 1960 Princess Benedikte got into the spirit of the occasion and arrived on horseback. JS

Mystikkens Univers NEW Bella Center, Center Boulevard 5, Cph S; starts Fri, ends Sun, open Fri 12:00-19:00, Sat & Sun 10:00-18:00; oneday tickets: 80kr, two days: 130kr, three days: 170kr; www.daninfo.dk/ss806.sspx Taking on themes that lie in another frame of consciousness – spirituality, faith, superstition, mysticism, parapsychology and more - 130 exhibitors will work stands that each present different examples of the themes. Some will discuss types of faith; others will offer a range of untraditional healing products such as stones and crystals. Be prepared to open and expand your mind at the festival, where you will have the chance to meet the mysterious and incomprehensible. In addition, there are also lectures, mini courses, performances and concerts. JS

Jazz Cruise Memorial anchor at Nyhavn, Cph K; Sun 15:30; 120kr 90 minutes of live jazz plus a tour of the city, with the Copenhagen Washboard Five.

Live Jazz Charlie Scott’s, Skindergade 43, Cph; Tue & Thu 17:0020:30; Free Adm Jazz every Tuesday and Thursday.

Harness Racing Charlottenlund Race Course, Traverbanevej 10, Charlottenlund; Wed 15:15; 20kr; www. travbanen.dk No Ben Hur thrills and spills here, that’s for sure!

Kennedy’s Quiz Gammel Kongevej 23, 1610 Cph V; Mon 19:30; 25kr per person; max four per team The pub can get crowded so get there at 18:30 to guarantee a nice table. The winners get 800kr, second place 400 kroner and third place 200 kroner. There are two beer round questions, a raffle and quizmaster Roy, who is a tennis coach, always asks at least two questions on tennis.

English-speaking NEW comedy show Dubliner, Amagertorv 5, Cph K; Thu (10 Nov) 19:30-22:00; advance tickets 80kr, after 18:00, 100kr; www.wisecrackers.dk Brighten your dull autumn days with a laugh at the Dubliner. Featuring professional comedians Bob MacLaren from New Zealand and Adam Fields from the UK along with five additional supporting acts, this comedy night will put you in good spirits. MacLaren’s comedy provides a refreshingly unusual view of life – as he sees it – from his relocated base in Amsterdam. His laconic and surprising comedy is the perfect foil for Fields’s spontaneous wit. JS Horse racing Klampenborg Racecourse, Traverbanevej 10, Charlottenlund; Sat 13:00; tickets: 50kr; www.galopbane.dk The last meeting at the racecourse until December to test yourself against the Tote. History Tours in English starts from Bishop Absalon’s statue at Højbro Plads, Cph K; duration 90 mins; www.historytours.dk English tours are available until the end of November, but only if you book as a group.

Reel Rock Tour NEW Ved Stigbordene 3, Hal B, 2450 Cph SV; Sat 12:00-20:00; entrance 50kr, 150kr for dinner; 150kr for film showcase; www.copenhagenboulders.dk Kicking off the night there will be climbing for all with the Total Boulder competition that includes lottery prizes. Afterwards relax and enjoy the rest of the evening, starting at 17:00 when the prizes will be handed out and dinner will be served, providing ample time for socialising. Then, at 20:00, the Reel Rock Film Tour will be displayed on the big screen, profiling exciting and daring professional who perform dangerous stunts and breathtaking feats in the world of rock climbing. JS Wundergrund Festival concerts at Huset i Magstræde unless stated; ends Sat; www.wundergrund.dk The festival boasts an array of musicians that play a diverse palette of experimental music ranging from noise to electronic. National Museum guided tours Ny Vestergade 10, Cph K; Sun, Tue & Thu 11:00; Free Adm; www.natmus.dk Free guided tours in English three times a week.

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Viva Cruella De Vil! BEFORE I moved here, fur used to conjure up images of Cruella De Vil sauntering around in dalmatian. But one Danish winter later, and I can now say in all honesty that fur is the ONLY way to go. As Cruella De Vil would say: “I live for fur. I worship fur.”

Stampe Østergade 13, Cph K; open Mon- Thu 09:30–17:30, Fri 09:30-19:00, Sat 10:00– 16:00; standard mink coat- 40,000kr If the queen ever left the palace in search of fur, this is the place you’d find her. The furs in here are to die for. Literally. Racks and racks of exquisite coats of mink - both pelted and shaved - raccoon, fox, lamb and Greenlandic seal. Stampe services worldwide clientele and also has its own factory. Fitted, flowing or ribbed, the styles of the furs are extensive – but you do pay for it, probably by taking another mortgage out.The mink coat I tried on was 45,000kr. Not even Cruella De Vil could afford that.

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Theatre Zeppelin, Valdemarsgade 15, Cph V; ends Nov 29, performances Sun 13:00, Tue & Thu 09:30 & 12:00, Wed 10:00, Fri: 10:00; Tickets: 35165kr; www.zeppelin.dk Proving that HC Andersen’s stories are just as much of a hit today as they were long ago, The Snow Queen is an adventurous journey of evolution. Set at a hotel far away from civilisation, the story follows two friends Kay and Gerda who are suddenly delivered a magic mirror - with no idea where it came from. The mirror turns out to be a gateway to another world – the Snow Queen’s icy universe – where all your innermost dreams and wishes come true … but for a price. Visually stunning, the set boasts a raw and rusty icy hotel by innovative, award-winning designer Joanni Eggert. The Snow Queen is a fantastic dramatisation sure to warm up kids’ imaginations. EM

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København K Studiestræde 32B, Cph K; open MonThu 11:00–18:00, Sat 11:00–15:00; Most coats 790kr For mere commoners, Kopenhagen K is the place to be. This trendy, well-kept secondhand store stocks a variety of different furs in great condition. And for around 800kr you can nab yourself a steal. While you may not find the perfect fit here, you will find a lot of loose fitting mink, some lamb and perhaps even a bit of otter. The shop is renowned for its forward thinking and cutting edge pieces. Kløve & Lønberg Jægersborg Alle 26, Charlottenlund 2920; open Mon–Fri 11:00– 17:30, Sat 10:00–13:00; All coats 20,000-45,000kr Owner and manager Nicolai Lønberg can add singer Maria Montell and TV host Camilla Gohs Miehe-Renard to a clientele. While this store buys most of its furs from Italy, Lønberg has a strong hand in their design and aims to create what he calls a “young and hip style”. He says fur in grey is the up-and-coming colour this winter as is the ribbed style. As well as selling furs he also takes care of them over the summer. Apparently, storing your fur at a temperature of eight degrees keeps it in good condition for years and kills all the dust mites!

Creepy Crawly Experimentarium, Tuborg Havnevej 7, Hellerup; ends Sep 2012, open daily 09:3017:00; under-threes free adm, under-12s 100kr, over12s 160kr; www.experimentarium.dk Learn more about the creepy crawlies that share your living space. From flies and ants to spiders and maggots, learn the unexpected places where insects live and don’t leave without your Creeponaut certificate. Mummy Daddy Baby In The Wild Naturcenter Vestamager, Granatvej 1-15, 2770 Kastrup; every weekend until 27 Nov, 10:00-16:00; www. naturcentervestamager.dk A great exhibition for your little ones to learn about hedgehogs and their cubs, migrating birds, seeds, fruit and much more. There are also games and children’s stories about the lives of animals and plants. Shetland Pony Rides Kalvebod fælled, Kanalvej 2, 2770 Kastrup; Sat & Sun, 10:0016:00; ½ hour 100kr, one hour 150kr, full day 600 kr; info@ frederiksens-isheste.dk; www. frederiksens-isheste.dk The ponies are 70 to 105 cm tall so it is recommended for children up to 35kg. YF/IV

IF THE TERMS ‘slant six’ and ‘dodge hemi’ and ‘nitrous’ are missing in your daily life, the Scandinavian Custom Show promises to fill that void with more than 500 custom-built cars and bikes this weekend. Join a tightly-knit community of hot rod enthusiasts who for another year are convening at Bella Center in Copenhagen this weekend, travelling in from Sweden, Norway and Finland to admire tricked-out Honda bikes, chromed choppers and other souped-up treats with unique monikers like the ‘War Camaro’. Classic Americana will be set up with a special hot rod section that includes 1950s Chevy pickups, a drag racing Dodge Dart, and a Harley shovelhead style motor. The champion of tractor pulls in Denmark, Kim Hoffmeyer, will be there with his Massey Ferguson V8 tractor, a classic model from the 1970s ... complete with a 500 horsepower. Lithuanian custom shop Metalhammers is setting up three of their bike creations, including their ‘Ace of Spades’ Chopper. Racing driver Frederik Dannevang will be there with his team and his vehicle, a Peugeot Spider, in addition to a genuine Nascar 2006 Monte Carlo from the US, and several rally teams. A racing simulator will be set up to provide some direct thrills to those who want to feel the drag while changing from 300kph to 120 on a turn. Entertainment alongside the machines involves so much more than just scantily clad females - though there are

Kling Klang Folketeatret, Nørregade 39, Cph k; ends Sun, performances on Fri o9:30 & 11:30, Sat & Sun at 10:30 & 12:00; tickets: adults 120kr, kids 50kr; www.folketeatret.dk There is sound and music everywhere, whether the instrument is a carrot or a bike frame, a tap or bin. Exciting and rhythmic music can be created from just about anything as the performers in Kling Klang will prove. The show centres on communication between humans both with and without words and the way we make friends with each other. Recommended for ages 3-8. EM Carlsberg Tour Gamle Carlsberg Vej 11, Valby; Tue-Sun 10.00-17.00; Tickets 65kr, under-17s 50kr, under-12s free Come and see where it all began on this tour around the old Carlsberg brewery. You’ll be taken through the history of the beer visiting the brewery’s stables - where the mighty Jutland dray horses are kept - and Carl Jacobsen’s private sculpture garden, which holds a version of the little mermaid statue from 1937. The tour has no time-limit and you’re given free rein to explore every aspect of the centre. Included in the price are vouchers for two beers or soft drinks. JHW

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Margit Pels Store Kongensgade 118, Cph K; open Mon–Fri 11:00–17:30, Sat 10:00-13:00; standard mink coat: 20,000kr Quaint, charming and authentic, Margit Pels was founded in 1974 and produces the vast majority of their products themselves. Much like a committed marriage, this is the place you go to find that perfect longterm piece. As owner Margit Gjerding says: “Buying a fur coat is often for life, so our aim is to advise the customer on the right fur.” Seal and mink coats are on offer here, but it’s their range of accessories that had me feasting my eyes. Silverfox scarves, lambskin boots, and hats in every colour and size.

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plenty of them presenting the automobiles and fuelling the testosterone atmosphere. Dee’s Diner will be serving American burgers and Budweiser, House of Ink will demonstrate some biker traditions that go a little beyond getting a macho tattoo of some burning skulls, and the SCS Airbrush Awards will be given out on Friday. Stunt shows and power displays will take place in the Streetfire Drifting Arena with shows beginning on the hour all weekend, where the engine volume

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WHEN MY BABY came out and in the months after, I didn’t think about myself for a while and that was nice. I only thought about him: how much he was eating, what clothes he should wear, how he liked his toys, what his poo was like. Then, when he was five months old something happened. All of a sudden I was thinking about clothes again. For me. I left him outside Agent Provocateur to try on a dress. Someone asked, through the curtains of the fitting room, if it was my baby that was crying. I felt guilty, but couldn’t help it; I was vain again. And this tiny shift in my brain came about at about the time when he was old

enough to eat other things than just milk. Breast milk contains all the nutrients that babies need and even protects them from diseases. And it’s convenient. But when the baby is getting big and eats every hour and the mom’s hair is falling out, it’s a good time to introduce other foods. Babies can eat normal things like broccoli and potatoes and turkey as long as it’s mashed properly. But that doesn’t mean they will like it. Because it’s frustrating to pump out milk, boil vegetables and then mash it all up, only to have to throw it all out, here are a few combinations that might work.

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Restaurant Kiin Kiin Guldbergsgade 21, Copenhagen N; 3535 7535; fourcourse menu 450kr, sevencourse 775kr (with wine menu 1450kr); www.kiin.dk There are only two Thai restaurants in the whole world that have been awarded a Michelin star. One of them is in London, the other one is Kiin Kiin, which you will find in the heart of Nørrebro. And it is well deserved. Kiin Kiin isn’t just a restaurant, it’s an experience, a place where every little detail is thought through. PDR 1. th. Herluf Gade 9, Cph K; 3393 5770, 1th@1th.dk; www.1th. dk; 1,250kr per person 1. th. is a gourmet restaurant with a twist. Tucked away behind a hard to-find-door on the first floor to the right of a typical Copenhagen apartment, the restaurant is based around the concept of the dinner party with guests stepping into what appears to be a private apartment and then being utterly spoilt by their hosts. The monthly set menu costs 1,250kr and has a whopping ten courses, and you can tell them in advance of any food quirks you might have and they will personalise the menu for you. Terrific food, friendly and attentive service and a unique setting. CS Reinwald’s Farvergade 15, 1463 Cph K; open Mon-Sat 14:00-24:00 (kitchen closes at 22:00); 3391 8289; www.reinwalds. dk; five-course menu with wine 850kr, other dishes 75215kr Serving lunch and dinner, a director’s-script length of choices confronts you at. It’s a who’s who of classic French and French-inspired Danish dishes as well as a monthly set menu. Any chef would be proud of this. SC

Cap Horn Nyhavn 21, Cph K; open Mon-Fri 10:00-00:00, Sat-Sun 09:00-00:00; 3312 8504; starters from 99kr, main courses from 139kr, desserts from 39kr; see www.caphorn.dk for special events Nyhavn, the old harbour, is an idyllic area of magic and hygge what the Danes like to say when referring to anything that is cosy, charming, or delightful: all qualities Cap Horn has in abundance. Its simple menu boasts a fine selection of organic, homemade Danish fare, with a touch of seasonal influence. There were two highlights: the veal, pumpkin, mushrooms and potatoes with amazing truffle sauce (a ‘best ever veal experience) and the chocolate cake (‘Oh My God’), which was possibly the best chocolate cake ever! MM BioMio Halmtorvet 19, 1700 Cph V; open daily 12:00-24:00 (later Fri and Sat), kitchen open 12:00-22:00; 3331 2000; starters 75kr, mains 135kr; www. biomio.dk Located in an old warehouse next to trendy Kødbyen, Bio Mio is certainly unusual for conservative Copenhagen. It’s stylish without being pretentious, fast enough that you don’t go crazy waiting for food, and loud enough that you can make a racket without anyone raising an eyebrow. JH SushiTreat Fox Jarmers Plads 3, Cph V; open Mon-Thu 16:30-22:00, Fri-Sat 16:30-24:00 with Club Treat from 22:00-02:00; 3338 7030 The newly-opened restaurant SushiTreat at the Hotel Fox serves the best California-style sushi in the city, offers an impressive drinks and wine card, and has a completely unique atmosphere on Friday and Saturday nights when you can order sushi until 2am while listening to some of the city’s best DJs . MOC

Orange: ½ Carrot ½ apple 1/3 sweet potato 1 tsp extra virgin oil ½ dried apricot (optional) Breast milk/water Green: A handful of peas 2 pieces of broccoli Pinch of dried dill (optional) 1 tsp extra virgin oil Breast milk/water White: 1 Potato ½ pear 1 tsp extra virgin oil Breast milk/ water The way to make them is the same. Peel the fruit and veg and boil without adding salt. Then mash them into a lump-free puree. Use water or breast milk to get it into the consistency you want. The oil is good for your baby and makes

Oysters & Grill Sjællandsgade 1B, 2200 Copenhagen N; open Mon-Sat 17:30-24:00, Sun 12:00-21:00; oysters cost 15-35kr each, main courses cost 135-185kr; 7020 6171; www.cofoco.dk Oysters & Grill is not rocket science, yet it give diners in Copenhagen access to fresh and delicious food at reasonable prices with an emphasis on seafood, fish and meats, which are prepared simply and flavourfully. NA Thai Flavours Vesterbrogade 30, Cph V; open Sun-Thu 12:00-23:00, Fri-Sat 12:00-23:30; Starters 60kr, mains 100kr; 3331 3170, thaiflavours30@gmail.com; www.thaiflavours.dk A worthy exponent of the Thai kitchen has opened recently in Vesterbro, just one block from the Planetarium and the lakes. The utterly unpretentious yet stylish Thai Flavours has a hospitable and authentic atmosphere and walls that let you breathe. KRG Saga Queen Havnegade 31, Cph K (near Nyhavn); sails twice Thu-Sat at 13:00 (lunch ) & 19:00 (dinner); reservations 4675 6460 & info@sagaqueen.dk; www. sagaqueen.dk The city’s only restaurant cruise ship, the Saga Queen offers a two-hour lunch cruise and a three-hour dinner cruise. Every table has a wonderful window view, and there’s a choice of set menus. Sometimes a meal can feel like an eternity, but here the time passed by quickly and pleasurably as we enjoyed a feast for both our eyes and our very satisfied stomachs. JC Brasserie Degas Trommesalen 5, Cph V; 3322 2826; see www.brasseriedegas.dk for more info If you like macarons, this is the place to get them. The brasserie also serves main courses like fried duck breast with wild mushrooms. TDF

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the food easier to swallow. Dill apparently adds sweetness and some babies prefer that, although it’s good to let your baby get used to all kinds of tastes. (I’d wait with green chillies though.) The apricot contains iron and is good for babies’ tummies, but try all kinds of dried fruits. If you let them soak in water for a while they’ll be easier to mash After a while you can start adding meat. Things you shouldn’t add are honey and salt, and sugar, I guess. If your baby refuses to eat things that aren’t sweet you can use mashed apple or pear instead. That’s the secret behind Ella’s Kitchen’s baby foods. They’re full of apples. But babies love them (at least mine), and they’re also full of other fruit and veg and packaged in a really lovely way. And yes, one more thing, you can freeze baby food in little containers or use an ice cube tray to make baby-sized portions.

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Saxo Cafe Colbjørnsensgade 11, 1652 Cph V; open 11:00-23:00; 3888 8288, www.saxocafe.dk; Chinese buffet 128kr pp, dim sum dishes from 35kr Saxo’s menu is an eclectic and comforting mix of cultures, incorporating Thai, Chinese and Vietnamese buffets, Dim Sum and Vietnamese menus, and traditional Danish fare. With such a wide choice, it’s a great place to go as a group who can’t agree on a choice of cuisine. On our visit our favourites were the Dum Sums - particularly the steamed pork dumplings that are perfectly fluffy. AK Gold Prag Gothersgade 39, 1123 Cph K; open Tue-Wed 17:00-23:30; Thu-Sat 17:00-24:00; SunMon closed; appetisers from 19Kr, mains from 89kr; 3391 4712, www.goldprag.dk Gold Prag has a distinct Austrian, Hungarian, Czech and Polish heritage and lives in a time of its own. The main courses are substantial, honestly cooked and rich in taste and include Vienna schnitzel with baked new potatoes and coleslaw and chicken breast topped with apricots and cheese. There are also dumplings cooked in the Austrian way and delicious goulash among the many different servings to be had. All in all it is a rough and tumble sort of place that is elegantly primitive with charisma, heartiness and austerely excellent food that perfectly accompanies classic beers and wine. SC Restaurant Dalaman Vodroffsvej 15, Frederiksberg C; Open daily 16:0024:00; 3322 1231 www.dalaman.dk; three-course menus 119kr, 139kr & 159kr pp Turkish restaurant Dalaman puts an emphasis on good food and customer satisfaction. It’s a haven for meat lovers and is popular among its clientele for the meaty mixed grill. AJ

Pubs The Irish Rover Strøget 46, 1161 Cph K; Open daily 10:00-late; www. irishrover.dk You won’t find a more childfriendly pub in the whole city. From the fish and chip expat family nights at 17:00 on the last Friday of every month, to enjoying the Sunday roast (lamb, all the trimmings, just 99kr, kids portion for 58kr), they are always welcome. There’s live music Thursday-Sunday (22:00-late), the kitchen is open from 10:00 until late every day - serving a burger meal with pint for just 120kr - the pub caters to all sports fans, there’s a pool table in their back room where you can smoke, and upstairs there’s a new lounge area, which is the perfect place to relax with a view over Strøget. BH Brew Pub Vestergade 29, 1456 Cph K; restaurant open MonSat 12:00-22:00, pub open Mon-Thu 12:00-24:00, FriSat 12:00-02:00, Sun closed; 3332 0060; www.brewpub.dk; three-course lunch menu 155kr The menu is full of hearty, homely, yet inventive dishes featuring inspired use of the same wonderful ingredients that go into the brewing process. Each dish can be easily matched by one of Brew Pub’s own concoctions from the casks across the courtyard. AK Kennedy’s Irish Bar Gammel Kongevej 23, 1610 Cph V; Open Mon-Sun 12:0002:00 It’s not an Irish pub. Instead it’s a pub owned by Irishmen, and there’s a big difference. It’s an authentic taste of what the Emerald Isle was like in the 1980s in a pub totally devoid of concepts, themes, and DIY Irish pub kits. Drop by at 17:00 on Fridays for the traditional Irish music sessions which are rapidly gaining in popularity. BH

Southern Cross Løngangstræde 37, Cph K; open Sun-Thu 15:00-03:00, Sat-Sun 12:00-05:00; 3311 0939 This Aussie boozer is a mecca for expats and Danes, old and young, that has a lively darts board, a fortnightly quiz, a good sports-viewing atmosphere, and a happy hour that lasts to 8pm during which you can beers for just 30kr. JHW The Dubliner Amagertorv 5, Strøget, 1160 Cph K; Opening Hours: Mon-Sun 10:00-late This pub is never quiet. It’s the perfect place for sports fans to mingle, or for live music which it provides every day. It also serves food all day from 10am to 10pm, and diners can find peace from the music and sport on a table overlooking the walking street, or on the first floor balcony overlooking Amagertorv. BH The Globe Nørregade 43-45, 1165 Cph K; Opening hours vary, until 03:00 Fri-Sat Friendly service and good value food make this the perfect city pub, and it’s difficult to know where to enjoy your pint given the number of options. If it’s company you want, you might try the main bar, or a private function, the second bar; seating-wise pull up a high chair, relax on cushioned benches or lord it as a bishop for the evening; or go genteel in the library - a great place to cheat in the fortnightly quiz, the longest running in the city. BH The Old English Pub Vesterbrogade 2B, 1620 Cph V; Open Sun-Thu 11:30-02:30, Fri-Sat 11:30-04:30; 3332 1921; www.oldenglishpub.dk This Victorian style English pub has all the class and authenticity of a Cotswolds country pub not a Costa del Sol flea trap. Facing Tivoli’s arches and just a stone’s throw from Strøget, it’s the ideal pit-stop on a tour of the city centre LB

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Hurry up, Alex is still here. But not for long, because his eponymous sushi empire is growing fast and soon the praised Tokyo-trained chef from Oslo is off to start another Scandinavian offshoot, in Stockholm. prior to entering, one suspects Copenhagen’s now half-year old Alex Sushi might be a hokey yuppie trap. But being situated right next to the infamous Gordon Gekko-wannabe haunt, Café Victor, doesn’t seem to affect it. The clientele appears to be a nice mixture of families, middle-aged dates and Copenhageners in their mid-20s. At this place, the experts rule. Like in a quality cocktail bar, you’re encouraged to let the pros do the choosing. If you want to be pedantic - or if you’re bringing kids - you can of course order off the list. But the whole thing is geared towards choosing a menu that leaves room for Alex and the Copenhagen branch’s head chef, Ernesto Manalo, to improvise - or better still, giving them completely free rein. They even let you give them a ballpark figure of how much you want to spend, identify a particular favourite fish/style of sushi, and they’ll work out your ideal culinary handling. regardless of what menu or instructions you opt for, you’re in for a treat. Our meal started off with Hamachi (yellowtail) and salmon Sashimi, covered with a finely calibrated lime, coriander and soy sauce marinade. We sat in the bar, which made it easy to lose oneself in complete paralysis, mesmerised by the chefs’ handiwork - work that we’d devour soon enough. For the second round, we were served seven Nigiri sushi: a compilation of salmon, scallop, lobster, halibut etc that resembled the usual takeaway tray, but easily outcompeted it in taste. A last serving of delicious tempura Maki with deep fried scampi and another big plate full of Sashimi concluded our menu, which at Alex Sushi goes under the name ‘red Menu’ and costs 485kr. While this menu tasted wonderful and was plentiful in terms of size, the delicacies prepared before our eyes suggested there were more spectacular options available. From our seat in the bar, we watched Alex and his junior partner prepare an impressive lobster dish, expertly separate the whites of quail eggs from their yolks and drizzle salmon roe on precisely sliced avocados. However stunning the creations looked, nothing seemed decorated in a gimmicky way.

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n a vast world with so many people and so many complications there are numerous stories to be told. the majority of us go through our lives wired into our direct circumstance, our own day-today reality and concerns, but a brave few look to tell the stories of others. such people are the documentary filmmakers of the world. these people turn their camera to the disenfranchised, deprived and destitute: from those living in poverty in the third World, to animals mistreated on a farm, to homeless people on the streets of major cities - to tell their stories. In most cases, the documentary film has not been a high yield, economic product. so when documentary film is celebrated, it’s a great chance not only to expand ones perspective, but also to see some films that may not have otherwise seen the light of day at the cinema the festival itself is the largest of its type in scandinavia featuring some 200 films. Beginning back in 2003, the first festival initially sifted through 14,000 submissions. this year’s festival attracted more that 45,000 submissions which were then whittled down to the 200 to be shown. Beyond just the films presented, the festival will be looking to show how documentary film can bridge

If this is the Californian dream, we’d hate to see their nightmare! Picture taken from documentary ‘Bombay Beach’ showing at the CPH:DOX festival

across media genres into music and literature. seminars and discussions groups will build upon those connections. aspiring doc makers will also have the chance to learn about making documentaries and how to finance them, with classes available to the public. the festival will culminate with a number of awards being given in the categories of: Best Documentary, sound & vision, amnesty (with a focus on human rights), and Danish Documentary. this year’s competition for these coveted awards, and the 5000 euro prize that comes with each of them, is particularly dynamic. some notable films in this festival include.

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Two Years at Sea Dir: Ben Rivers; UK, 88 mins; showing at Cinemateket, sun 21:45 The story of Jake a reclusive hermit who has chosen to live in isolation in rural scotland, surviving through the seasons, living his own radical dream. also the winner of the best documentary at the venice Film Festival. Ballroom Dancer Dir: andreas Koefoed & Christian Bonke; Denmark, 85 mins; showing at Dagmar, sun 19:00 a documentary following the competitive world of ballroom dancing. a former individual champion looks to regain his prominence with his present partner and lover. But can love survive the rigorous training and competition?

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We present some 50 films with English dialogue or subtitles every month. See what’s on at dfi.dk/english GothersGade 55 / tel 3374 3412 / tue-Fri 9:30-22:00 / sat 12:00-22:00 / sun 12-19:30

Bombay Beach Dir: alma Har’el; Usa, 80mins; showing at Empire Bio, Fri 22:30, and at Grand teatret, Mon 16:30 Three real life stores of three different men in one of California’s poorest areas, Bombay Beach. Each man has his own hopes and demons in a real life drama of hope, courage in the face of adversity and, just maybe, redemption.

It’s the Earth Not the Moon Dir: Gonçalo tocha; Portugal, 183 mins; showing at Cinemateket, Fri 21:00 a man follows the traditions passed down to him from his rural Portuguese family and explores the small volcanic island of Corvo, one of the most isolated places on Earth. This documentary looks at how a small, but self sustaining population survive in difficult conditions. as this sampling of films shows, the programme of the 2011 Copenhagen Documentary Film Festival is going to be diverse. For a look at other films that will be shown, their screening locations around the city, and how to purchase tickets please visit the festivals web site at www.cphdox.dk.

Follow the outbreak as a detached voyeur Dir: Stephen Soderbergh; USA thriller/drama 2011, 118mins; Matt Damon, Gwyneth Paltrow, Marion Cotillard, Kate Winslet, Jude law

CPH:DOX – Copenhagen International Documentary Film Festival 3-13 November: 11 days of films, parties, debates, master classes and events. ‘talihina sky: the story of Kings of leon’, ‘the Magic trip’, ‘the Bengali detective’ and many, many others …

The Somnambulists Dir: Richard Jobson; UK, 97 mins; showing at Cinemateket, Wed 21:45 an effecting tale of Britain’s lost youth who, without the possibility of getting jobs, have joined the army in record numbers and ended up way over their heads. The promise of adventure becomes a living hell on the battle fields of afghanistan and Iraq.

EtH (PaltRoW) Is the promiscuous wife of Mitch (Damon) who, on returning home to Minneapolis from a business trip in Hong Kong, unwittingly carries a fast mutating flu virus into her home. a secret

overnight layover in Chicago ensures the disease has a headstart on those trying to contain it (Winslet, Fishburne) and before long the world is in the grip of panic with the United states descending into a chaotic military containment. the film begins with a pulsing energy and a claustrophobic air. While not wholly derivative, Contagion resembles other apocalyptic works. superficially, it’s rather like the mini-series adaptation of stephen King’s The Stand - in that there’s a long list of well known faces; the end is nigh; and some sort of uber-flu is to blame. thankfully soderbergh (Traffic, Ocean’s 11) eschews

daft dream sequences, quasi religious rhetoric and Rob lowe. Instead he delivers his film without sentimentality, in cool, desaturated hues. It’s a narrative of two halves: the first follows efforts to contain the outbreak of the disease, while the second traces attempts to prevent media outlets from provoking mass hysteria. this aptly illustrates how en-mass fear of infection poses an equally dangerous threat as infection itself. It also reveals established practices of corporate parties who stand to benefit financially from such an outbreak. Big name actors are staged left, right and centre, admirably without ceremony. this

has the effect of leaving you utterly disorientated, unsure of whom to follow or invest in. although initially exciting, this means the film spends too little time with individual characters and prevents viewers from becoming attached to any of them. Ultimately Contagion functions better as a bird’s eye view - rather than an intimate human account. When it tries to do both, it jars. When we’re asked to care for specific characters, there’s been so little groundwork done, the drama fails to affect, thus leaving us feeling uninvolved and distinctly uninfected. Mark Walker

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Book Your Tickets The Adventures of Tintin 3D (7) Dir: Steven Spielberg; US action, 2011, 107mins; Jamie Bell, Daniel Craig, Andy Serkis From the opening credits to the very end, this film is a playful contradiction of old and new. Whilst the film very much stays true to the mythical and timeless world that Tintin author Hergé so masterfully created, the introduction of slick film techniques and 3D wizardry make it a modern story for a modern audience. The tale begins with fearless young reporter Tintin and his ever loyal companion Snowy discovering an explosive and deadly secret, concealed within a centuries-old model ship. As the story progresses the loveable two are drawn into an old mystery whilst battling with a scrupulous gangster. Directed by the infamous Steven Spielberg and produced by the super clever Sir Peter Jackson the film is actionpacked, visually dazzling, and fantastically fun. JS

Drive (15) Dir: Nicolas Winding Refn; 2011; 95 mins; Ryan Gosling, Carey Mulligan Make sure you’re in your seats early for this one or else you’ll miss one of the most brilliant opening scenes in a movie ... ever. Refn manages to build extraordinary tension before igniting brief outbursts of violence. Sheer brilliance! KE

One Day (7) Dir: Lone Scherfig; UK/US drama, 2011,107 min; Anne Hathaway, Jim Sturgess, Patricia Clarkson Everyone could probably point to a past event of which the consequences have literally dictated who and where they are today. ‘One Day’ is a meditation on this theme with a bit more in the mix. The nicely interwoven themes, and the generally believable acting have the film living up to its own ambitious intentions, delivering an emotional punch in the gut. KG

Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows II (11) Dir: David Yates; 2011, 130 mins; Daniel Radcliffe, Emma Watson, Rupert Grint The Harry Potter finale ended an era last July. Cinematic magic follows our heroic threesome, and with a litany of impossible foes and an action-packed battle sequence finale, it’s one of the better HP films. SS

Avoid like the Plague Abduction (11) Dir: John Singleton; US action, 2011, 106 mins; Taylor Lautner, Lily Collins, Michael Nyquist, Abduction is a fast and furious ride in which violent things will happen whether the plot has prepared for them or not. Realism and filmic integrity are sacrificed for the obligatory and predictable Hollywood-isms. The

story runs that one night while working on a school project with a cute girl, Nathan (Lautner) discovers his baby picture on a missing children’s website. One ill-advised phone call later and he finds himself in a sinister web of corruption and hitmen. So who is it for? The formula of having a grim subtext frequently eclipsed by scenes of animal magnetism may be suitable for couples out on a date but we need to call a spade a spade - Abduction is frenzied, flashy and, not surprisingly, pretty shallow. KG

Crazy, Stupid, Love (7) Dir: Glenn Ficarra, John Requa; 2011; 118 mins; Steve Carell, Julianne Moore, Ryan Gosling Carell re-enacts his 40-Year-Old Virgin character in this fluffy, finely manicured romcom. He and Gosling make an appealing buddy couple, with Gosling alluring as a lithe and ruthless tomcat. Pleasure can be had watching this; however the slapstick finale feels hopelessly banal. AS

I Don’t Know How She Does It (15) Dir: Douglas McGrath; US comedy, 2011, 89 mins; Sarah Jessica Parker, Greg Kinnear, Pierce Brosnan, Christina Hendricks Sarah Jessica Parker is a hotshot investment banker/wannabe super mum in this new dramedy that brings nothing new to the genre other than to say that trying to be a man is a waste of a woman. The film follows Kate (Parker), who runs around with more ferver than a tasmanian

devil, as she tries to balance her home life with her architect husband Richard (Kinnear) and their two kids with her work life. Although to be honest, perhaps if they had just sat down and talked about the situation they could have worked it out and saved 30 minutes of film. A mediocre film at best, save yourself a ticket and rent the DVD – but only if you’re really desperate. KE

Johnny English Reborn Dir: Oliver Parker; UK com, 2011, 101 mins; Rowan Atkinson, Gillian Anderson, Dominic West Not knowing whether to take itself seriously or be goofball Bean funny, Johnny English Reborn hovers in the dreaded middle ground of comic purgatory. Bottom line: It has some LOL moments and fans of Atkinson will still probably love this movie, though there is less Mr Bean and more Blackadder this time around. KE

Footloose (11) Dir: Craig Brewer; US dance, 2011, 100 mins; Kenny Wormald, Julianne Hough, Dennis Quaid, Andie MacDowell For many who grew up loving this classic film, this remake will no doubt destroy a story that for so many people was almost flawless. JOS

Paranormal Activity 3 Dir: Henry Joost & Ariel Schulman; US horror, 2011, 84 mins, Katie Featherston

Just like with Paranormal Activity 2, the film has skipped the press screenings and saved the premiere for the people who count – the airheads who’ll watch any sequel because it’s a safe bet.

What’s your number? Dir: Mark Mylod; US Comedy, 2011, 106 mins; Anna Faris, Chris Evans, Ari Graynor What’s Your Number feels more like an underdeveloped sitcom pilot than a hit romcom. While Faris delivers good comic timing her character should have been less hysterical and more real. The film takes forever to get underway and when it finally does, you find yourself looking for something to distract you while waiting for the inevitable conclusion. EM

Also Playing Horrible Bosses (11) Dir: Seth Gordon; 2011; 100 mins; Jason Bateman, Charlie Day Ferociously plot-driven with several hilarious scenes, Horrible Bosses unfolds like dominos tumbling faster and louder. KRG

Friends with Benefits (3) Dir: Will Gluck; 2011; 109 mins; Justin Timberlake, Mila Kunis, Woody Harrelson, Richard Jenkins The film is fast and funny, but ultimately predictable. Your enjoyment of it may well come down to how much you love or hate Justin Timberlake! VS

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The Three Musketeers 3D (11) Dir: Paul WS Anderson; UK adventure, 2011, 102 mins; Logan Lerman, Matthew MacFadyen, Ray Stevenson, Luke Evans When you have the director behind the Resident Evil pictures, with money to burn and a desire to do 3D, attempting to rework a classic piece of literature, what could possibly go wrong? A lot. Lerman, MacFadyen and Stevensen show good chemistry as war buddies but don’t get the screen time to really show it. This incarnation of The Three Musketeers is doomed to the same fate as the 2010 Robin Hood remake – they just don’t offer enough to jump start their ‘hidden’ franchaise hopes. KE

Midnight in Paris (3) Dir: Woody Allen; UK/ France com, 2011, 94 mins; Owen Wilson, Rachel McAdams Premiered August 11 Despite the promising trailer, a sinking disappointment accompanies the realisation that this is going to be one of Woody’s daffier works. MW

Rise of the Planet of the Apes (11) Dir: Rupert Wyatt; USA Sci-fi 2011, 105 min; James Franco, Andy Serkis A good idea becomes didactic and sometimes illogical, with dumbed-down dialogue and performances that too frequently fail to impress. MW

PROGRAMME: THURSDAY 3 NOVEMBER - WEDNESDAY 9 NOVEMBER 2011 All times are subject to change without notice; consult www.kino.dk for confirmation.

fisketorvet

Kalvebod Brygge 57, Cph V; 7010 1202 Abuction (11) Times vary Contagion (15) Times vary

I Don’t Know How She Does It

Times vary Johnny English Reborn (11) Times vary Paranormal Activity (7) Times vary Raiders of the Lost Ark (11) 18:30 The Three Musketeers 3D (11) 20:30 (not Sun, Mon) The Adventures of Tintin 2D (7) 18:45-21:00 (not Sun, Mon) The Adv. of Tintin 3D (7) Times vary What’s Your Number? (3) 21:15 (not Sun, Mon)

metropol

Vesterbrogade 1, Cph K; 7013 1211 currently closed

Palads

Axeltorv 9, Cph K; 7013 1211 Abuction (11) 17:00-19:20 Contagion (15) 11:30-14:00-16:30-19:00-21:40 Crazy, Stupid Love (7) 16:15-18:45 Don’t Be Afraid of the Dark(15) 21:40 (not Tue) Drive (15) 20:45 Footloose (11) 11:30-14:00 Friends with Benefits (3) 16:15-18:45-21:15 Harry Potter & the DHs II 2D 11:30 Horrible Bosses (11) 21:15 I Don’t Know How She Does It Times vary Johnny English Reborn (11) Times vary Midnight in Paris (3) 21:30 (not Tue) One Day (7) 16:15 Paranormal Activity (7) 14:10-19:20-21:40 Rise of Planet of the Apes (11) 21:00 (not Mon) The Three Musketeers 2D (11) 16:30-19:00-21:30 The Adv of Tintin 2D (7) Times vary

The Adv of Tintin 3D (7) 11:30-14:00-16:15-18:40-21:00 What’s Your Number? (3) Times vary

KinopalæEt

Klampenborgvej 215 A, Lyngby Abuction (11) 16:40 Contagion (15) 12:00-14:20-16:40-19:00-21:00 Drive (15) 21:05 I Don’t Know How She Does It 21:30 Johnny English Reborn (11) 16:50-19:10 One Day (7) 17:00 (16:40 Mon) Paranormal Activity (7) 19:20-21:30 lThe Three Musketeers 2D (11) Times vary The Adv of Tintin 2D (7) 12:00-14:20-16:45-19:00-21:20 The Adv of Tintin 3D (7) 12:00-14:20-16:40 19:10 (not Mon) -21:20 What’s Your Number? (3) 16:20-18:45

GENTOFTE KINO

Gentoftegade 39; www.gentoftekino.dk The Adv of Tintin 2D (7) 15:00 (Thu- Sun) I Don’t Know How She Does It 18:50 (Thu-Sun) 20:50 (Mon-Wed)

Falkoner Bio

Sylows Allé 15, Frederiksberg Contagion (15) 16:10-18:40-21:30 Crazy, Stupid Love (7) 22:00 Drive (15) 21:30 (21:40 Thu)(not Mon) Midnight in Paris (3) 12:40 The Three Musketeers 2D (11) 14:00 (14:15 Thu) Tower Heist 19:00 (Mon) One Day(7) Times vary The Adv of Tintin 2D&3D (7) Times vary

Gloria

Rådhuspladsen 59, Cph K 3312 4292; www.gloria.dk Check website for documentaries showing in CPH:DOX

VESTER VOV VOV

Abalonsgade 5, Cph V 3324 4200 I Don’t Know How She Does It 15:00

Grand Teatret

Mikkel Bryggers Gade 8, Cph K www.grandteatret.dk Drive (15) Times vary Midnight in Paris (3) Times vary

Empire bio

Guldbergsgade 29F; Cph N, 3536 0036; www.empirebio.dk Contagion (15) Times vary Drive (15) 14:50-19:45-22:20 One Day (7) 17:45 The Adv. of Tintin 2D (7) 14:15-19:30-22:00 The Adv. of Tintin 3D (7) Times vary

Dagmar

Jernbanegade 2, Cph K 3314 3222 Contagion (15) 12:00-14:20-16:45-19:10-21:30 Drive (15) Times vary One Day (7) 12:00-14:20-16:45-19:10-21:30

Cinemateket

Gothersgade 55, Cph K 3374 3400; www.dfi.dk Melinda and Melinda 12:30 (Thu, Fri) Crazy Horses 19:00 (Fri) Talihina Sky: The Story of Kings of Leon 21:45 (Fri) Forbidden 12:00 (Sun) Check website for more documentaries showing in CPH:DOX

Imperial

Ved Vesterport 4, Cph V; 7013 1211 The Adv. of Tintin 2D (7) 14:20 (only Thu) - 19:00 The Adv. of Tintin 3D (7) 16:40-21:30 (21:00 only Sun) (not showing Wed)

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InOut | THE CPH POST ENTERTAINMENT GUIDE

TELEVISION

4 - 10 November 2011

PICK O THE W F EEK

The Trip

spor t THE W OF EEK

SV1, Thu 22:45

IF YOU SAW Michael Winterbottom’s 24 Hour Party People and you’re expecting his new TV series, The Trip, to be set in Manchester to an Acid House soundtrack, you’d be wrong. Because while it’s up north again, this time it’s restaurants not nightclubs, as we follow a couple of actors on a tour reviewing them. Sounds horrendous, but then we learn it’s Steve Coogan and Rob Brydon, very arguably Britain’s most talented comedians, who previously worked under Winterbottom on Tristram Shandy: A Cock and Bull Story, in which they improvised numerous scenes, trading insults and impressions to great comic effect. The word hilarious is over-used when talking about comedy, but if you like intelligent banter and bickering, you’ll love this. The Scotsman

found it “completely brilliant”, The Guardian “one of the funniest things on TV”, while The Independent’s critic confessed that he shed “big fat tears of laughter”. From Coogan’s contemplative musings and Brydon’s ‘small man in a box’ voice to their unforgettable rendition of ABBA’s ‘The Winner Takes It All’, you won’t want to miss this one. Staying with dark humour, The Increasingly Poor Decisions of Todd Margaret (BBC Ent, Thu 23:15) has divided audiences with his tale about an American manager who relocates to London to become a great source of amusement to his new, rather nasty British colleagues. It’s an interesting premise and is cowritten by a Brit and an American, but overall it underachieves.

Elsewhere, SV2 is showing docs about Arthur Russell (Tue 22:45) and Michelle Obama (Fri 18:00); in Derren Brown: Hero at 30,000 Feet (BBC Ent, Sun 21:00, repeated 23:25) the illusionist convinces a fellow passenger that the pilot’s incapacitated and that he can save the day and fly the plane; Copenhagen should feature in Gauguin: The SV1, Thu 22:45 The Trip Full Story (DR K, Fri 17:10) given that he lived here for a while; Come Dine With Me (BBC Ent, Mon-Fri 17:15) is an often entertaining reality cooking show in which diners take it in turns to host a dinner party; and Spartacus: Gods of the Arena is a prequel to the just-finished Spartacus: Blood and Sand, commissioned because very sadly the star of the first series died from cancer last month. BEN HAMILTON TV3+, Mon 22:00 Spartacus: Gods of the Arena

Eurosport, Sat 21:30 WBF Female World Title (light welterweight)

FILM O THE W F EEK

SV4, Sat 21:30 The Box

Friday 4

Saturday 5

Sunday 6

Monday 7

Tuesday 8

Wednesday 9

Thursday 10

17:00-17:50 Agatha Christie’s Poirot 22:20-00:15 Femme Fatale (US thriller, 2002) directed by Brian De Palma

19:05-20:00 Amazon (BBC doc, 2008) 22:05-23:35 Midsomer Murders 23:35-01:40 Murder on the Orient Express (UK crime, 1974) Albert Finney, John Gielgud, Lauren Bacall, Sean Connery

18:05-18:30 Jamie Oliver’s 30-Minute Meals (UK cooking,2010) 23:10-00:05 Taggart (UK crime series, 1988)

17:00-17:50 Agatha Christie’s Poirot 20:00-20:50 The Frozen Planet (BBC doc, 2011) 22:00-23:35 Lewis (UK crime series, 2010)

17:00-17:50 Agatha Christie’s Poirot 22:00-23:30 Vera (UK crime series, 2011)

17:00-17:50 Agatha Christie’s Poirot 22:00-23:00 Damages 00:00-01:00 Who Do You Think You Are: Colin Jackson

17:00-17:50 Agatha Christie’s Poirot 22:00-23:45 The Proposition (US drama, 1998) William Hurt 23:45-00:35 The Family (UK reality series, 2008)

17:50-18:15 The Daily Show 18:15-19:05 Ghandi (UK doc, 2009) 19:05-20:00 Life on Mars (UK crime series, 2006) 20:00-21:00 The Return of Sherlock Holmes (UK drama series)

19:00-19:30 Oz and James Drink to Britain (UK doc, 2009) 23:45-01:40 Midnight Express (US drama, 1978) Brad Davis, John Hurt

18:10-20:00 A Touch of Class (UK com, 1973) George Segal 20:00-20:45 River Cottage - Summers’ here 20:45-21:00 River Cottage - Bites

17:50-18:10 The Daily Show 18:10-19:05 Ghandi (UK doc, 2009) 19:05-20:00 Life on Mars 23:30-23:55 The Daily Show

17:50-18:15 The Daily Show 19:05-20:00 Life on Mars 21:00-22:30 Targeting Bin Laden (UK doc, 2011) don’t want to spoil the ending, but .... 23:00-00:00 The Art Of Failure: Chuck Connelly Not For Sale (US doc, 2008)

17:50-18:10 The Daily Show 19:05-20:00 Life on Mars 20:30-22:15 Only You (US drama, 1994) Marisa Tomei, Robert Downey Jr 23:50-00:10 The Daily Show

17:50-18:15 The Daily Show 19:05-20:00 Life on Mars 20:50-22:30 Waking the Dead (UK crime series, 2011) 23:40-00:00 The Daily Show

17:05-18:00 Friends 22:55-00:30 The Ex (US com, 2006) Zach Braff

23:20-01:10 Four Brothers (US action, 2005) Mark Wahlberg

21:05-22:45 17 Again (US com, 2009) Zac Efron

17:05-18:00 Friends

17:05-18:00 Friends 20:35-21:25 Desperate Housewives

17:05-18:00 Friends

17:00-17:50 David Letterman 17:50-18:45 King of Queens 18:45-19:45 Friends 19:45-21:35 A Mighty Heart (US drama, 2007) Angelina Jolie 21:35-23:30 Coming to America (US com, 1988) Eddie Murphy

18:05-19:00 King of Queens 19:00-20:00 Friends 20:00-21:50 Broken Arrow (US action, 1996) John Travolta 23:30-23:55 The Jeff Dunham Show

08:35-21:00 Entourage (seasons five & six)

17:00-17:50 David Letterman 17:50-18:45 King of Queens 18:45-19:45 Friends 23:55-00:45 Reba

17:00-17:50 David Letterman 17:50-18:45 King of Queens 18:45-19:45 Friends 21:50-23:20 Hitman (US action, 2007) Timothy Olyphant, Ulrich Thomsen 23:50-00:45 Reba

17:00-17:50 David Letterman 17:50-18:45 King of Queens 18:45-20:15 Friends 21:20-21:50 The Jeff Dunham Show

17:00-17:50 David Letterman 17:50-18:45 King of Queens 18:45-19:45 Friends 21:50-00:05 Face/Off (US action, 1997) John Travolta, Nicolas Cage

17:00-18:00 NCIS 18:00-19:00 Bones 20:00-21:00 The World According to Paris Hilton 22:00-00:04 Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow (US sci fi, 2004) Jude Law, Angelina Jolie

21:00-23:50 Batman Begins (US action, 2005 ) Christian Bale, Liam Neeson 23:50-02:20 Batman & Robin (US action, 1997) George Clooney, Chris O’Donnell

21:00-23:45 The Prestige (US thriller, 2006) Hugh Jackman 23:45-02:40 Superman Returns (US action, 2006) Brandon Routh

17:00-18:00 NCIS 18:00-19:00 Bones

17:00-18:00 NCIS 18:00-19:00 Bones 23:50-00:20 Two and a Half Men

17:00-18:00 NCIS 18:00-19:00 Bones 21:00-22:00 The World According to Paris Hilton 23:45-00:15 Two and a Half Men

17:00-18:00 NCIS 18:00-19:00 Bones 23:50-00:20 Two and a Half Men

17:00-18:00 Simpsons 18:00-19:00 Two and a half Men 19:00-20:00 How I Met Your Mother 20:00-21:00 An Idiot Abroad 21:00-21:30 Outsourced 21:30-23:20 Fired Up! (US com, 2009)

17:00-17:30 Outsourced 17:30-21:00 Top Gear 22:00-00:45 Heartbreak Ridge (US action, 1986) Clint Eastwood

22:15-05:40 NFL Football

17:00-20:00 Simpsons 18:00-19:00 Two and a half Men 19:00-20:00 How I Met Your Mother 20:00-21:00 NCIS 21:00-22:00 Outlaw Bikers 22:00-00:25 Spartacus: Gods of the Arena

17:00-18:00 Simpsons 18:00-19:00 Two and a half Men 19:00-20:00 How I Met Your Mother 20:00-21:00 Top Gear 21:00-22:55 Men in Black II (US action, 2002) Tommy Lee Jones, Will Smith

17:00-18:00 Simpsons 18:00-19:00 Two and a half Men 19:00-20:00 How I Met Your Mother 20:00-21:10 Top Gear 21:10-23:35 S.W.A.T. (US action, 2003) Samuel L Jackson, Colin Farrell

17:00-18:00 Simpsons 18:00-19:00 Two and a half Men 19:00-20:00 How I Met Your Mother 20:00-21:00 NCIS LA 21:00-22:00 Two and a Half Men 23:00-00:00 Outlaw Bikers

17:05-18:00 Grey’s Anatomy 18:00-19:00 Private Practice 19:00-20:00 House 20:00-21:00 Trinny and Susannah’s Makeover Mission - Holland 21:30-23:35 Angel Eyes (US drama, 2001) Jennifer Lopez

17:10-18:05 Grey’s Anatomy 18:05-19:00 Private Practice 19:00-20:00 House 21:00-23:10 First Daughter (US com, 2004) Katie Holmes 23:10-00:05 The Closer

18:00-19:00 What’s Eating You (UK doc) 23:00-23:55 Babies Behind Bars (US doc series) 23:55-00:40 Biggest Loser (US reality)

17:05-18:00 Grey’s Anatomy 18:00-19:00 Private Practice 19:00-20:00 House 20:00-21:00 Grey’s Anatomy 21:00-21:55 Private Practice 21:55-22:55 House 22:55-23:50 Grey’s Anatomy 23:50-00:45 Private Practice

17:05-18:00 Grey’s Anatomy 18:00-19:00 Private Practice 19:00-20:00 House 22:00-23:00 What’s Eating You 23:00-23:55 Grey’s Anatomy 23:55-00:55 Private Practice

17:05-18:00 Grey’s Anatomy 18:00-19:00 Private Practice 19:00-20:00 House 20:00-21:00 Trinny and Susannah’s Makeover Mission - Holland 21:30-22:30 Babies Behind Bars (US doc series)

17:05-18:00 Grey’s Anatomy 18:00-19:00 Private Practice 19:00-20:00 House 21:55-22:55 Hellcats 22:55-23:50 Grey’s Anatomy 23:50-00:45 Private Practice

17:05-18:00 Numb3rs 18:00-20:00 Human Target 21:30-23:25 Bangkok Dangerous (US action, 2008) Nicolas Cage 23:25-00:55 Criminal Minds

20:00-21:40 The Road to El Dorado (US animation, 2000) Pixar for adults 21:40-23:30 Babylon AD (US action, 2008) Vin Diesel

20:00-21:00 CIS 22:45-23:40 Criminal Minds 23:40-00:25 Special Victims Unit

17:05-18:00 Numb3rs 20:00-22:15 Sahara (US advent, 2005) Matthew McConaughey, Penélope Cruz 22:15-00:10 Criminal Minds

17:05-18:00 Numb3rs 20:00-22:55 CSI 22:55-00:50 Criminal Minds

17:05-18:00 Numb3rs 17:05-18:00 Numb3rs 21:00-22:00 CSI 21:00-21:55 Criminal Minds 21:55-22:55 Special Victims Unit 22:55-00:50 Criminal Minds