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3 p.m. PRIVATE VIOLENCE (2013, USA)

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8 p.m. TO BE TAKEI

A powerful, intimate look at two female survivors of domestic abuse: a mother trying to escape her violent husband, and an advocate seeking justice for all abused women.

An intense, insider’s view of the corruption, crime and greed surrounding the modern oil drilling business in West Africa. “Like a real-life version of THERE WILL BE BLOOD.”

A portrait of beloved actor and internet icon GEORGE TAKEI’s evolution from “Sulu” on STAR TREK to leading activist for the LGBTQ and Asian-American communities.

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Sand Gnats Pack the Park for Charity

Sand Gnats Thirsty Thursday

The Gnats take on the Asheville Tourists. Sales of special tickets benefit a different charity each Wednesday. Send email for info on tonight's charity. 7:05 p.m Grayson Stadium, 1401 East Victory Dr. $8 info@sandgnats.com. sandgnats.com

Bluegrass Banquet: The Jimmy Wolling Band

The first event of the Anahata Concert Series, features this local bluegrass combo, and refreshments made from locally grown produce. 7-9 p.m Anahata Healing Arts Center, 2424 Drayton St. Adults $25/ advance $30 at door Kids 6 â€“ 13yrs $15.00 Kids 5yrs and under free 912-308-3410. lynn@anahatahealingarts.com. anahatahealingarts.com/happenings/

Half price draft beer and soda, and baseball vs. the Greenville Drive. Sponsored in part by Connect Savannah. 7:05 p.m Grayson Stadium, 1401 East Victory Dr. $8 Gen. Adm. sandgnats.com

Bethesda Farm Stand

This organic farm stand, managed by Bethesda students and staff, sells fresh produce, organic garden seedlings and farm-fresh eggs. 3-5:30 p.m. Bethesda Academy, 9250 Ferguson Ave. 912-351-2061. bethesdaacademy.org

Build Your Own Terrarium Workshop

How to build a terrarium...for the DIY enthusiast. 5-7 p.m One West Victory, 1 W Victory Dr. Film: Hands of Steel aka Atomic Cyborg Free and open to the public. Please RSVP. (1986, Italy/USA) 912-236-0001. info@bofcreative.com. A rare sci-fi/action movie that's "unintenEdith Piaf Cabaret tionally hilarious" and "a cult film waiting to happen," says Jim Ree of the Psychotro- Natasha Drena as the legendary Fresh Chanteuse Edith Piaf. 125 seats available nic Film Society. on the Lucas stage.. 8 p.m 7 p.m The Sentient Bean, 13 East Park Ave. Lucas Theatre for the $6 Arts, 32 Abercorn St. sentientbean.com $30 Lecture and Lunch: Savannah FBI 912-525-5050. Supervisor Eugene Kowel lucastheatre. Savannah Downtown Business Association com (SDBA) presents Eugene Kowel, Supervisory Senior Resident Agent of the FBI’s Savannah and Brunswick Resident Agencies, at the August SDBA luncheon. 11am Networking; 12pm lunch. 11 a.m Charles H. Morris Center, 10 East Broad St. $35 Gen. Adm. $25 SDBA members. SavannahDBA.com

Wednesday Night Supper Club

compiled by robin wright gunn | happenings@connectsavannah.com Week At A Glance is Connect Savannah’s listing of events in the coming week. If you want an event listed, email WAG@ connectsavannah.com. Include specific dates, time, locations with addresses, cost and a contact number. Deadline for inclusion is 5pm Friday, to appear in next Wednesday’s edition.

Savannah Voice Festival Film: Bizet's Carmen

Savannah Voice Festival: Opera Idol, A Competitive Audition

Whitfield Lovell's Deep River: A Conversation with the Artist

Theatre: Spine Tingling Tales

It's movie night at the festival. Placido Domingo and Julia Miguenes Johnson star in a film version of this classic piece. Hosted by Sherrill Milnes. 6:30-9 p.m Westin Savannah Harbor Golf Resort & Spa, 1 Resort Drive. Free and open to the public. Savannahvoicefestival.org

Telfair Museums director Lisa Grove in a conversation with Lovell, a MacArthur Fellow, on ‘Deep River,’ his artistic practice, and his approach to working with historical subject matter. Reception following. 6 p.m Jepson Center for the Arts, 207 West York St. Free and open to the public. telfair.org

Friday / 15 19th Century Dance Instruction

Dance instructor Elizabeth Albe and the Davenport House 19th Century Dancers instructs new and returning dancers in the quadrille, waltz and country dances. 4 p.m The Kennedy Pharmacy, 323 E Broughton ST. Call for pricing. 912-236-8097. info@davenporthousemuseum.org

Sand Gnats Sand Gnats T-Shirt Giveaway and Facebook Friday

Sand Gnats vs. Greenville Drive. First 1,000 fans in the gates receive a free Sand Gnats T-shirt presented by St. Joseph's/Candler. Visit Facebook.com/ sandgnats for a link to the special offer of the night. Kids run the bases after the game. 7:05 p.m Grayson Stadium, 1401 East Victory Dr. $8 general admission sandgnats.com

Jazz filled evening with Bernard Rose

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A new Savannah tradition. Gather at Pacci's community table to make new friends and share in a night of food, wine and Southern hospitality. With seasonally inspired dishes from Executive Chef, Roberto Leoci. 7-9:30 p.m. Pacci Italian Kitchen + Bar, 601 E Bay St. Call for pricing. Reservations required. 912-233-6002. jackie.blackwelder@paccisavannah.com

Saxophone concert that benefits Community Health Mission. 7-9 p.m Savannah Coffee Roasters, 215 West Liberty Street. $18 savannahcoffee.com

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Savannah Voice Festival: Finale: From Bizet to Broadway Sat / 16

Like a wine tasting, but with coffee. A lesson on coffee process methods. 10-11 a.m. PERC Coffee Roasters, 1802 East Broad Street. Free and open to public. Donations welcome. perccoffee.com

A light-hearted family-friendly event that turns an audition into a fun learning experience for participants (competing for prizes) and audience members. Judges are Voice Experience faculty and friends. 5-7 p.m Westin Savannah Harbor Golf Resort & Spa, 1 Resort Drive. $18 Savannahvoicefestival.org A late night ghost show that's appropriate for most ages, but a little bit scary. Produced by Odd Lot Comedy Troupe. 11 p.m. The Historic Savannah Theatre, 222 Bull St. $25 soucyman@gmail.com. spinetinglingtales.com

Theatre: Chicago

The Tony-winning musical by Bob Fosse/ John Kander/Fred Ebb. Friday and Saturday shows are 21+. Sundays are all ages. Aug. 15-17, 7:30 p.m Bay Street Theatre, 1 Jefferson St. $25 baystreettheatre.org/

Workshop: Gluten Free, is it For Me?

Chatham County/UGA Extension Family & Consumer Sciences Agent Jackie Ogden leads this class on gluten-free products, resources, recipes, food demo and tasting. 10 a.m.-noon Coastal Ga Botanical Gardens, 2 Canebrake Rd. $5. Must preregister. 912-652-7981. uge3051@uga.edu

Saturday / 16 All White Fashion Show

A fashion show of ensembles created only in white, by local designers. 6-11 p.m Prince Hall Masons and Eastern Stars, 602 East Broad St. $20-$45 912-268-0411

Baseball and Fireworks: Sand Gnats

The Sand Gnats take on Greenville Drive, then wrap up with a big bang or two from post game fireworks display. 6:05 p.m Grayson Stadium, 1401 East Victory Dr. $8 Gen. Adm. sandgnats.com

Beaches and Creeks of Ossabaw Island

Wilderness Southeast leads this guided motorboat tour. Includes beach stop for bring-your-own picnic lunch. Meet at Fort McAllister Marina in Richmond Hill. Reservations required. 12-4 p.m Ossabaw Island, 1 Cane Patch Rd. $75 (912) 236-8115. wilderness-southeast.org

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Theatre: Chicago all weekend

Free outdoor screening on Tybee Island. The film will be projected onto the side of the gym. Rain location: Tybee YMCA. 8:30 p.m Memorial Park on Tybee Island, 403 Butler Ave. Free and open to the public. tybeeislandmainstreet.com

Film: The Sound of Music (1965, USA)

Academy Award-winning musical starring Julie Andrews and Christopher Plummer. Rated G. Sponsored by Connect Savannah. 7 p.m Lucas Theatre for the Arts, 32 Abercorn St. $8 general or $5 student/senior/military. lucastheatre.com

Forsyth Farmers Market

Local and regional produce, honey, meat, dairy, pasta, baked goods and other delights. Rain or shine. International Can-it-Forward Day, featuring a Discover You Can workshop. 8/16 11am. A canning/ preservation demo. Instructor: Jennifer West DuVall. 9 a.m.-1 p.m Forsyth Park, 501 Whitaker St. Free to attend. Items for sale. 912-484-0279. forsythfarmersmarket.com

Honor Homeless Pets

An evening to honor homeless pets, with a blessing of the pets in Emmet Park, followed by a candlelight walk to Ellis Square. Attendees encouraged to wear orange, the official color of animal rescue. Leashed pets welcome. Organized by Savannah Rescue Alliance. 7 p.m Emmet Park, End of Bay St. Free and open to the public.

Injury Prevention Day w/ David Greene Sports medicine conference featuring former UGA QB David Greene as keynote speaker. Presented by Optim Health Care. 10 a.m.-2 p.m D1 Savannah, 5918 Ogeechee Rd,. Free to attend. Reservations required. dandrews@optimhealth.com. optimhealth.com/ sportsday

Grand Opening: Keystone Gallery & 13 Bricks

This new print shop and art gallery celebrates its grand opening with a party for the whole family, including music, refreshments, children's activities. 1-5 p.m Keystone Gallery & 13 Bricks, 627 East Broad Street. Free and open to the public. (912) 507-8245. 13bricksclothing@gmail.com. 13bricksclothing.com

Leopold Ice Cream's Birthday Block Party

This iconic ice cream parlor celebrates its 95th birthday with a party in the middle of Broughton Street. Cake at 3pm. 95 cent ice cream cones all day. Entertainment includes storytelling, singing, and dance on the street stage. 12-8:30 p.m Leopold's Ice Cream, 212 East Broughton St. Free and open to the public. 912-399-1945. leopoldsicecream.com

Midsummer 24-hour Play Festival

Six plays produced in a 24-hour time period by local writers, directors and actors. 8 p.m Muse Arts Warehouse, 703 Louisville Rd. $10. musesavannah.org

Ready! Set! Go! Back To School Expo

An expo for families and kids, with workshops, supplies, and back to school information. Call or email for info. 9 a.m.-1 p.m Savannah Civic Center, 301 West Oglethorpe Ave. Free and Open to the Public 912-844-5522. pecan1019@aol.com RSGBacktoschool.org

Savannah Bazaar

Home grown arts and indie-craft vendors, music, non-GMO food, live fire performers! 1-6 p.m Southern Pine Co., 616 E. 35th St. Free and open to the public. savannahbazaar@gmail.com continues on p. 6

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Film: Despicable Me 2 (USA, 2013)

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Savannah Voice Festival: Sherill Milnes Studio Opera Scenes

1 p.m The Kennedy Pharmacy, 323 E Broughton ST. Call for pricing. 912-236-8097. info@davenporthousemuseum.org

The singers that studied within the Voice Festival's educational programs perform opera vignettes and arias. 1-2:30 p.m Westin Savannah Harbor Golf Resort & Spa, 1 Resort Drive. $18 Savannahvoicefestival.org

American Traditions Competition: Summer Soiree

American Traditions Competition launches its 2015 season with this concert by the winner of the 2014 competition. 5 p.m Savannah Coffee Roasters, 215 West Liberty Street. Free to attend. Must email or call for an invitation. 912-667-6617. savannahsue@bellsouth.net

Savannah Voice Festival Finale: From Bizet to Broadway

The Voice Festival closes its public performances with an electric final concert of one favorite work after another. Sponsored by The Italian Society of Savannah. 6:30-8 p.m First Presbyterian Church, 520 Washington Ave. $43 Savannahvoicefestival.org

SCMPD Boater Safety Course

On July 1, 2014, a new Mandatory Education Law for boaters went into effect, requiring anyone born after Jan. 1, 1998, to have successfully completed a Georgia DNR approved boater education course to operate a powerboat in the State of Georgia. This course fulfills that requirement. 9 a.m.-4 p.m SCMPD-Savannah Mall, 14045 Abercorn St. Free to attend. Must be 12 and older. Reservations required. 912) 921-5450

Concert: Zac Chester Trio Film: The Sound of Music Sat / 16 Theatre: Spine Tingling Tales

A late night ghost show that's appropriate for most ages, but a little bit scary. Produced by Odd Lot Comedy Troupe. 11 p.m. The Historic Savannah Theatre, 222 Bull St. $25

Theatre: Chicago

The Tony-winning musical by Bob Fosse/ John Kander/Fred Ebb. 21+. Aug. 15-17, 7:30 p.m Bay Street Theatre, 1 Jefferson St. $25 baystreettheatre.org/

Theatre: Iced at the Coffee Shop

An interactive murder mystery show presented by the Odd Lot Comedy Troupe. 7:30 p.m. Savannah Coffee Roasters, 215 West Liberty Street. $20 adults. $15 children 15 and younger Justin@oddlot.org. savannahmurdermystery.com

Sunday / 17 19th Century Dance Instruction

Dance instructor Elizabeth Albe and the Davenport House 19th Century Dancers instructs new and returning dancers in the quadrille, waltz and country dances.

Coastal Jazz Association presents this trio led by solo pianist and keyboardist Zac Chester. 5 p.m Savannah Arts Academy, 500 Washington Ave. $20, free CJA members and students with ID. coastaljazz.org

Human Rights Watch Film Fest: Private Violence (USA, 2013)

Explores a fact of American life: the most dangerous place for a woman in America is her own home. First in three-film festival, presented by Psychotronic Film Society. 3 p.m Muse Arts Warehouse, 703 Louisville Rd. $10 per film. $25 all-day pass. MuseSavannah.org

FREE OPENING CELEBRATION! A CONVERSATION WITH ARTIST WHITFIELD LOVELL

6pm, August 14, 2014 Jepson Center / 207 W. York St. on Historic Telfair Square FR EE A D M I S S I O N to

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Human Rights Watch Film Fest: Big Men (UK/Denmark/USA, 2013, ) Follows a small group of American explorers at oil company Kosmos Energy, which developed the first oil field in Ghana. Presented by Psychotronic Film Society. 5:30 p.m Muse Arts Warehouse, 703 Louisville Rd. $10 per film. $25 all-day pass. musesavannah.org

Human Rights Watch Film Fest: To Be Takei (2014, USA)

A documentary bio of the 76-year-old actor known as Star Trek's Sulu, as a king of social media, and as a gay rights activist. Presented by Psychotronic Film Society. 8 p.m Muse Arts Warehouse, 703 Louisville Rd. $10 per film. $25 all-day pass. musesavannah.org

Sand Gnats Baseball

A Sunday afternoon in the ballpark. Sand Gnats play the Greenville Drive. Grayson Stadium, 1401 East Victory Dr. $8 Gen. Adm. sandgnats.com

Story Trunk

An interactive storytelling show for children. Appropriate for all ages. Produced by Odd Lot Comedy Troupe. 3 p.m. Savannah Coffee Roasters, 215 West Liberty Street. $10. Admission includes ice cream. Justin@oddlot.org. oddlotimprov.com

Theatre: Chicago

Monday / 18

Carnegie Library Centennial: Opening Lecture by Ja Jahannes

The kickoff to Carnegie Centennial Week. Writer and educator Dr. Ja A. Jahannes discusses the evolution of library services and literature in the context of the first hundred years of the Carnegie Library, and its role and importance in the African American community. 6 p.m Carnegie Branch Library, 537 East Henry St. Free and open to the public.

Free Guitar Classes

August 4 and 11 will be for any age child at beginner level. August 18 class is for beginner adults to dust off that guitar. August 25 class is for the guitarist who knows a few chords and would like to expand knowledge while playing with others. Class members need bring themselves and a guitar. Email to reserve space. 6-6:45 p.m Ms. Amy's School of Music, 2421 Waters Avenue. Free and open to the public. savannahschooloffolkmusic@gmail.com

Tuesday / 19 Carnegie Library Centennial: The People Could Fly

Lillian Grant-Baptiste, cultural artist and storyteller, performs a retold folktale of how the faith of a people gave them the strength to magically fly above the tribulation and trepidation of slavery. 6 p.m Carnegie Branch Library, 537 East Henry St. Free and open to the public. liveoakpl.org

Shag Dance Lessons at the Telfair

Beat the heat with Shake a Shag! Four Mondays of lessons for dancers of all levels, beginner to expert, to enjoy lessons from Savannah Ballroom in the magnificent Telfair Academy Rotunda. Pay in advance to attend all four lessons or drop in to take one lesson at a time. 6-7:30 p.m. Telfair Academy, 121 Barnard St. $5 students; $10 Telfair members; $15 nonmembers telfair.org/event/shag/

Wednesday / 20 Carnegie Library Centennial: Birthday Celebration Storytime Childrenâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s librarian Sha Dishong presents birthday stories, songs and more. For children ages 3 to 6. 11 a.m Carnegie Branch Library, 537 East Henry St. Free and open to the public. liveoakpl.org/events/top_story/carnegie_library_ centennial.php

Film: A Ray Bradbury Birthday Tribute

Psychotronic Film Society pays tribute to the life and career of the late science fiction writer and futurist prophet with a film adaptation of one of his books. Title will be revealed at screening. Hint: not a great movie. 8 p.m The Sentient Bean, 13 East Park Ave. $6 sentientbean.com

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Workshop: Cooking with Herbs

Jackie Ogden, UGA Extension Family & Consumer Sciences Agent, on how to use and preserve herbs. Participants receive publications, recipes and food preservation information. 10-11:30 a.m Coastal Ga Botanical Gardens, 2 Canebrake Rd. Free to attend. Preregistration required. 912-652-7981. uge3051@uga.edu

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Demolishing credibility by Jim Morekis jim@connectsavannah.com

A CAREER in journalism has taught me that one of the unmistakable signs an enterprise is failing—be it a store, a restaurant, or a government—is when it openly complains about the media. Blaming the media is the sound of panic. Last week, Alderman Van Johnson, who is generally thought to be interested in a future mayoral run, went on record along with some other City Council members in accusing the local media of sensationalizing the string of 24 shootings in as many days. Johnson’s a sharp guy and no newbie to local politics, or to local media for that matter. I know that he knows the shootings are newsworthy and the media is obliged to report on them. I chalk up his reaction less to incompetence than to something approaching fear —a rational response when your political aspirations appear suddenly cloudy due to an average of one shooting a day happening on your watch, with no new ideas in sight. When a downward spiral begins, all news is bad news and only adds to the flush down the toilet. For example: In less controversial times, the City’s proposed purchase of what seems to be the deliberately neglected property on Waters Avenue owned by the family of State Sen. Lester Jackson might be just another minor political peccadillo. (FYI: Sen. Jackson is no relation to Mayor Edna Jackson.) In the context of the City’s flailing response to the crime issue, however, it becomes something more: Further proof, if you’re looking for it, that City leadership has lost its moorings and is out of touch with its constituency. It’s not improper for an elected official to have an ownership stake in private property. It’s not unusual for a municipality to purchase private property for a public purpose. But the proposed purchase of the Jackson parcel now establishes a pattern of the City seeming to prefer to purchase the property of politically well-connected people for its “community development” goals, as we’re assured is also the goal on Waters Avenue in the event of a Council-approved purchase.

Demolition of the building on the Waters Ave. property owned by the family of State Sen. Jackson; the City is considering buying it. Photos by Jon Waits/jwaitsphoto For some, the fact that the Jackson property was a known public safety hazard before the City stepped in—with a demolition which the City says will be charged back to the owners, whether or not taxpayers buy the property—is the red flag. Why did it take six years for this “deal” between Jackson and the City to come close to fruition, when there were safety issues? And would you or I be cut the same amount of slack—not to mention taxpayer money—for letting our building contribute to the urban blight our politicians say they’re trying to alleviate? For others however, the real red flag comes by following the money. According to the Chatham County Board of Assessors property card for 1101 Waters Ave., the property jumped in value from $35,200 in 2012 to a very unrealistic $55,500 in 2013. $55,500 for a dilapidated property boarded up, falling apart, and needing to be demolished—as indeed happened last week, as we see in these photos by Jon Waits.

Is that why the deal can be made now? I realize other variables can affect property values differently from neighborhood to neighborhood. I realize that this particular appraiser is well-respected. I realize the recession is lifting. And I realize that under scrutiny the City is unlikely to actually pay fifty grand for the property. However, I’m also familiar with property values in nearby similar-to-marginally-better neighborhoods north of Victory Drive, and many don’t approach $55,500. And unlike 1101 Waters Ave.—which the Jacksons bought in 1990 for $17,500—those houses are habitable. I don’t pretend to know all the backstory. But I do know that this bulldozer tore down something in addition to an old building. As events spiral out of control, threatening the credibility of our elected and appointed officials, it gets harder and harder to give them the benefit of the doubt they might otherwise deserve. cs

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SAV residents go to ATL to campaign for climate By Claudia Collier, Karen Grainey, Vicki Weeks and Yeou-Rong Jih

L to R: Savannah activists Claudia Collier, Karen Grainey, Vicki Weeks and YeouRong Jih boarded a bus to Atlanta to attend the EPA hearings. Photo by Vicki Weeks disruption which will bring more severe storms and flooding from sea level rise,” says Coastal Sierra President Karen Grainey. Seth Gunning, the director of Sierra’s “Beyond Coal” campaign, estimated over 700 people came from Louisville, Lexington, East Kentucky, Memphis, Nashville, Knoxville, Chattanooga, Asheville, Greenville, Columbia, Charleston, Savannah, LaGrange, Augusta, Athens, Florida, Alabama and around metro Atlanta to send a powerful message to the EPA on the first day of its public hearings. The same day, the Koch Bros.-and fossilfuel funded Americans for Prosperity held a “Rally to Stop the EPA Power Grab” with about 30 people in attendance.

“There was a striking contrast between the small number of well-paid industry representatives who opposed the proposed regulations, and the many, many, citizens who traveled—sometimes hundreds of miles—to support those regulations despite the loss of a day’s wages to do so,” says organizer Vicki Weeks. “Almost without exception the industry spokesmen focused on short term concerns about lost profits. Whereas, supporters-black, white, brown, rural and urban, male and female, old and young, called for making the regulations much stronger in order to respond to this unprecedented threat to our way of life and that of future generations. With this kind of unanimity

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More than 50 concerned local citizens got on a bus to travel to Atlanta for the National Environmental Protection Agency’s (EPA) hearings recently on The Clean Power Plan put forth by the Obama Administration. The unprecedented proposal would reduce carbon emissions from power plants to an average of 30 percent below their 2005 levels. The Georgia Chapter of the Sierra Club along with Sierra Coastal Group Chair Karen Grainey and lead activist Yeou-Rong Jih joined forces with veteran coastal activists Vicki Weeks and Claudia Collier to rally the forces locally. “Coastal cities around the world are particularly vulnerable to the devastating effects of climate disruption such as flooding and erosion due to sea-water rise, as well as increased frequency and intensity of hurricanes and tropical storms,” says lead organizer Yeou-Rong Jih. “During these Clean Power Plan hearings, the EPA and the Georgia Sierra Club have provided Coastal Georgians with critical opportunities to speak out on how climate disruption directly and negatively affects us.” Historically, ice core samples show that carbon levels have never before passed 290 parts per million for 800,000 years. In recent years, atmospheric carbon levels have soared to nearly 400 parts per million and are continuing to rise at ever-increasing rates. This increase is already causing a precipitous rise in sea level, ocean acidification, and atmospheric heating and climate disruption that far exceed the most extreme predictions made only a few years ago. This Clean Power Plan provides a critical opportunity in which the US can help change the course of history. According to the EPA, power plants produce approximately 1/3 of all U.S. greenhouse gas emissions, and are the largest source of domestic carbon pollution. As the U.S. is currently the second largest producer of carbon pollution in the world, cutting carbon pollution in our domestic power sector by 30 percent or more may help significantly mitigate the worst effects of climate disruption. “I was very pleased to see so many coastal folks make the effort to go to Atlanta to attend the hearing since coastal communi10 ties are particularly vulnerable to climate

and passion, we are finally going to start controlling carbon pollution.” Key morning speaking spots at the EPA hearings were slotted for Georgia legislators, utility leaders and members of the Public Service Commission who warned of a rise in electric rates. Because Georgia Power is a regulated company, only the regulators can permit these increases and make these predictions come true. Georgians must be wary and make sure political deals are not made and that their rates are not changed disproportionately from the national average, whatever that may be. Furthermore, Power, the most widely read power industry magazine, predicts that the impact of the proposed regulations on electricity generation costs will be minimal. Some opposition speakers claimed agriculture may suffer from higher fertilizer production costs due to the Clean Power Plan. Supporters of the proposed regulations countered that the recent “water wars” might be more important to farmers, with coal, nuclear and fracking gas electrical generators taking the lion’s share of Georgia’s everdiminishing fresh water supplies. “I was so moved by the testimony given by people from Kentucky and Tennessee who live in the King Coal areas and whose families have relied on this industry for generations,” says co-organizer Claudia Collier. “They pleaded with the EPA and the Obama Administration to give their children and grandchildren better choices for their livelihood and careers, as well as safer, healthier living conditions.”

Over 700 people came from all over the Southeast to send a powerful message to the EPA. Photo by Vicki Weeks

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She adds, “We heard, sometimes for the first time, about the environmental accidents that were kept secret through media payoffs and intimidation, which have literally destroyed the land these people love and have protected for hundreds of years. It was very, very moving and I can only hope the EPA will hear their voices, as I did.” “It is true that the United States cannot solve the world’s imminent global warming catastrophe by itself, but neither can it lead from behind,” Georgia Sierra Vice Chair Steve Willis notes. “If America moves forward with significant reductions in carbon emissions, it can regain the international respect and good will it must have if it is to be accepted as a world leader throughout ythe 21st Century.”

According to Jih, in the past month, Coastal Georgians have written over a hundred comments to the EPA, recorded dozens of EPA video testimonies, and made up a significant portion of the Atlanta Climate March. “I’m especially grateful to the 51 riders from Coastal Georgia who took the time and energy to travel up to Atlanta and engage the EPA directly. I think all of us who were on that bus can proudly say that we have made our voices heard and we are making a difference.” cs If you wish to join the discussion, public comments will be taken until October 16 and can be mailed in or submitted online: www2.epa.gov/carbon-pollution-standards/ how-comment-clean-power-plan-proposed-rule

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By Kathy Kurazawa

One of the most popular songs to come along in the past year or so is “Happy” by Pharrell Williams. The first line of lyrics says “It might seem crazy what I’m about to say… Because I’m Happy!” That’s exactly how I feel. I proudly admit that I am a happy person, and I have strong feelings about happiness. You might think there’s nothing special to say about happiness—that people are either happy or they’re not. I don’t think it’s quite that simple. I admit that many years ago I wasn’t as happy as I am today, so I definitely have a point of comparison. One difference now is that I have a loving and supporting husband and daughter. I have many wonderful friends, my two dogs give me great pleasure, I love riding my motorcycle (that helps me reduce stress), and I am now proud to be on the team of the Canyon Ranch Institute Life Enhancement Program (CRI LEP) in Savannah. One of the topics we discuss in the CRI LEP is the importance of having a sense of purpose. We talk about joy. We ask each other what brings us joy and meaning in life. We discuss—among laughter and sometimes a few tears—the choices we can make that lead to the outcomes we want. That word “choice” is a whopper. When you feel you have no choices, life can be pretty grim. I believe we always have choices but maybe we simply haven’t always considered what they are. For example, we can choose to watch reality shows that contain negative content, fighting, or bad language —shows that “bring us down.” Or we can choose to watch little or none of that type of program. I’m not suggesting that we ignore what’s happening around us, or that we try to live in a bubble. I am suggesting that we can choose to limit the amount of negativity we absorb on a regular basis. We can turn off the violent television program or change the channel. We can choose entertainment that is not created at the expense of others’ misery. We can choose to surround ourselves with people who are positive and supportive of us.

Motorcycle riding with her husband and friends is a favorite pastime and a source of happiness and stress relief for Kathy Kurazawa. She is a member of the Savannah Harley Owners Group. Do you know someone who seems to always be wrapped up in troubles and sad stories? It’s one thing to be a good listener, but over time, that type of negative conversation doesn’t do the talker or the listener much good. We can choose to change the subject or limit the amount of time we listen. It’s one thing to talk about happiness and another to actually live it. At some point in our lives we all struggle with disappointment, sadness in relationships, regrets, loneliness, and dreams that never seem to come true. Here are some ideas for how to break the cycle and bring a little happiness into your life: Practice self-acceptance. When you lose yourself at a family dinner and have a second helping of dessert, don’t wake up the next day feeling as if you’re a “bad” person. No one can do everything right every day. Be kind to yourself, and return to your goals as soon as you can. You’re human!

Kathy Kurazawa and her daughter Rita Kalifeh-Teel share their happiness at the graduation of the first group of participants from the Canyon Ranch Institute Life Enhancement Program at Curtis V. Cooper Primary Health Care. Kathy and Rita both serve on the CRI LEP Core Team. Take time to laugh. Laughter has a way of breaking tension and making us feel better. It’s physically healthy, too. When we laugh, blood flows more easily, blood pressure and blood sugar go down, the immune system’s ability to fight infection goes up, and sleep comes more easily. If you have a computer, sign up for the joke of the day. Or play a game with children in your life. Sleep it off. When we’re not well rested, the smallest irritations can build up to major heartbreaks. With a good night’s sleep, happiness often returns. Find BFFs. Most people think that means “best friends forever.” I think it means “best fun friends,” because I place a high value on surrounding myself with people who have a sense of humor and like to laugh. I spend time with friends who enjoy riding motorcycles as much as I do. The more time we share with people who don’t “sweat the small stuff,” as my husband says, the more time we have to make life meaningful—and happy.

Focus outward. A tremendous source of happiness comes from doing something for someone else. Even little things can make a big difference. Write a thank you note to express your appreciation of a friend or family member. Help someone in need or who is less fortunate than you. The possibilities are endless. Albert Einstein was a very smart man, and something he said is as valuable as all his mathematical genius—“Learn from yesterday, live for today, hope for tomorrow.” I think Albert Einstein was a very happy person. I am, too. I hope that you are, and I wish you the best in all you do to balance your life to find and keep happiness alive! Savannah resident Kathy Kurazawa is Assistant to the President of Morris Multimedia, Inc., and a Core Team Champion for the Canyon Ranch Institute Life Enhancement Program at Curtis V. Cooper Primary Health Care, Inc.

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Kyle Kinane is the comedian for anyone who’s ever thought “Hydraulic fluid smells like breakfast!” His storytelling style isn’t linear—he has a train of thought that switches tracks without warning—but the ride is always worth taking. Peppered with slackers, miscreants and people with questionable motives, the scenery’s great. In one of his funniest bits, Kinane describes an otherwise routine flight on a commercial airplane. Once he notices, however, that the guy sitting next to him is eating dry pancakes out of a paper bag from Foot Locker, his mind begins to race. Onstage, Kinane does seven minutes on the pancake guy. And it’s roll-on-the-floor hilarious (that line about hydraulic fluid comes from this bit). Kinane’s Aug. 14 appearance at the Wormhole is part of a run-up to his Aug. 16 spot at the 40 Watt in Athens, which is being filmed for a Comedy Central special. We are one of the warmup gigs.

Comedian Kyle Kinane stops at the Wormhole Aug. 14, warming up for his Aug. 16 Comedy Central taping at the 40 Watt in Athens. How much of what you talk about has a germ in something that you’ve really done or seen?

Kyle Kinane: It’s all got some root in reality. I mean, they’re all bar bullshit stories. You tell a story at the bar, and it’s funny. And then Is it safe to say that comics like Mitch a few days later you’re there and it’s “Hey, Hedberg and Bill Hicks opened doors for Tony hasn’t heard the story! Tell him that “different” comics like you? story!” And so you give it a little bit more, to give the people that heard it the first time Kyle Kinane: Hedberg’s responsible for me around a reason to laugh. And by the end, seeing somebody on TV and thinking you don’t even know what the truth is. You “He’s not talking about his wife and kids. just know that you got this good story that He’s just being a weirdo, who looks like makes everybody laugh. somebody I might encounter somewhere.” It always starts somewhere. A kid was Richard Pryor, Bill Hicks, you know, they eating pancakes out of a plastic bag on an were just going up there telling stories … airplane next to me. I was just in awe of the I think people were only exposed to a very idea of it. And mentioning that onstage got limited scope of what comedy could be, for a a laugh. So the next time I go onstage, it’s long time. You know, brick wall in the back- like the next day at the bar: “I’m gonna tell ground, guy wearing a blazer. It’s an openthe story again, but I’m gonna embellish it a ended stage; you can do whatever you want, little bit more to make it even more funny.” poetry, music, all kinds of stuff. That’s how the whole act grows, y’know?

The first guy that really turned my head around—what’s this guy all about?—was Steven Wright.

You’re billed as “The Voice of Comedy Central.” What the hell does that mean?

Kyle Kinane: Yeah, it’s not that it had to be relate-able. It’s just “Wow, this guy is such a weirdo and he’s great with words.” I didn’t have to go “Oh, that’s what my wife does!”

of the bumpers, Coming Up Next … I tell them when to watch other people’s shows. I don’t want it to be used in promotions for my comedy, because it doesn’t give anybody

Kyle Kinane: It means nothing. I just do a lot

an insight to the fact that the comedy might be good or not. It turns up in promotions sometimes, but why would the voice of anything be a reason to think somebody’s funny? It’s like, “Hey, let’s go see this guy who does the Campbell’s Soup commercial.” That doesn’t add any value to what I’m doing on the stage. Lucidity doesn’t mean talent. Why tape your special at the 40 Watt? Kyle Kinane: I like those music venues better than theaters. A theater’s got this shiny black tap dance stage, and I’m up there like a slob telling scumbag stories. Against the ornate backdrop of some historic theater. But in music clubs, yeah, I’ll get down and dirty in there, tell some stories, and hopefully the beers aren’t too expensive. Let’s set up the camera and hope people laugh at the jokes, that’s all. It’s been two years since the last one came out. I’m doing it for Comedy Central, which means I will inevitably announce my own special on Comedy Special. cs Kyle Kinane performs at the Wormhole at 8:30 p.m. Thursday, Aug. 14. Tickets are $14-$35 through ticketfly.com. 21+

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➜➜Heavy Lights @Ampersand At first listen, I thought this Maryland band’s Mad Minds was an early Band of Horses album (before Ben Bridwell decided he’d rather be Levon Helm, that is) … it grew on me. Heavy Lights is for you if you’re partial to the big-sounding pop/rock of Built to Spill or The War on Drugs, or the sort of experimental songs with grandiose choruses linked by bursts of reverb-drenched electric guitars, dissonance and sweeping synthesizers that lots and lots of bands are laying down these days. Still, the arrangements are complex and interesting. There are finelyetched Americana sounds, too, Wilco-viaNeil Young stuff, on Mad Minds, every tune featuring stellar harmonies and the falsetto lead vocals of band founder Ryan Nicholson (man, that guy has a high voice!) Opening: Savannah’s Keith Baudry is the singer and guitar-basher half of the lo-fi duo Sister Beards. He performs and records with a drummer (see White Stripes, The) and describes Sister Beards as “a revolving door for whoever I might end up working with.” At 10 p.m. Wednesday, Aug. 13.

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➜➜Whaleboat @Graveface and Hang Fire

With the addition of Blake Yokeley on lead guitar, Savannah’s mightiest sonic trio has become a sonic quartet, although the creative core remains intact—songwriting shoegaze devotee Brent Collins on guitar and vocals, buzz bassist Jeremiah Stuard and meat-fisted drummer Donald Moats. Everybody’s got other irons in the fire; Stuard and Moats both play in COEDS and Sins of Godless Men, among other projects, and Collins has been out and about playing solo shows for the past month or two. But the ‘Boat is still greater than the sum of its parts—the city’s most overtly melodic rock ‘n’ roll experience. “We’ve been preparing to record another EP,” reports Collins, “which we will put out on cassette and via Internet. There will be mostly songs that we have been playing for a while, and one new song that we are excited for everyone to hear.” Yokeley, he adds, is “an old friend of ours who just moved back from Atlanta. He has been a great addition to our sound, and will actually be helping to record and engineer our new EP—so we are really excited to have him a part of Whaleboat and part of our music community.” Fiasco is a fierce rock ‘n’ roll foursome out of Charleston; Whaleboat shares a hometown bill with them earlier in the week. At 7 p.m. Friday, Aug. 15 at Graveface Records & Curiosities (all ages, with Sleepless) ALSO: At 10 p.m. Saturday, Aug. 16 at Hang Fire (21+, with Hot Plate)

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➜➜Zulu Wave @Hang Fire

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➜➜Modrag @The Jinx Austin guitarist Ronnie Davy is very, very fond of reverb; the sounds coming from his greasy garage are hazy and shimmery, with both the guitars and vocals drenched in the stuff. Modrag, which also includes Cliff Real and Tom Hartman on bass and drums, is trippy while still rooted to the three-chord bash that is rock ‘n’ roll, a vintage “Pink Floyd meets the Kinks” sound. They’re not afraid to be funny, either—the band’s first project (really an all-Davy solo recording) was addressed to the guitarist’s beloved Austin and titled Take it Back From Hipster Scum. Check out The Salamagundi Split, a 7-inch slab o’vinyl with Modrag and Chalk, at modrag.bandcamp.com. Wet Socks opens this one, too. — Bill DeYoung

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This muscular Tampa Bay band’s music reminds me of Synchronicity-era Police – punchy rock-trio stuff ladled over with tasteful synthesizer. In some ways, it’s very ‘80s —Zimbabwe-born singer and guitarist Michael Barrow is earnest and impassioned, like Boy-era Bono singing along with Tears For Fears—but on tracks like “Skataful Lies” (from the Nyami Nyami full-length) the band turns into a ferocious neo-prog monster! My favorite quote comes from an interview Barrow did with a Pensacola weekly: “We all work day jobs in order to make this happen. If we were treating this like a hobby we might as well play Jimmy Buffett covers for extra cash. Some day we hope to quit our day jobs and have swimming pools full of Kool-Aid. But we aren’t there yet.” With opening sets from Savannah punk band Wet Socks, and the local duo Fare the Gap.

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an cool when ‘It’s you can show vulnerability’ Singer Natasha Drena takes on the legendary Edith Piaf By Rachael Flora

Edith Piaf was one of the world’s first superstars, a World War II-era cabaret singer known for both her incredible talent and her propensity to swear or throw bottles at her audience. On Aug. 14, Savannah’s Natasha Drena will perform as Piaf at the Lucas Theatre, though she doesn’t plan on throwing any bottles. The Edith Piaf Cabaret is part of the theater’s special summer series allowing audience members to sit up on stage with the performers. Only 125 tickets are available, so the performance feels intimate and more realistic. Piaf, a French national, was widely regarded as an international star. Her most enduring song, 1945’s “La Vie en rose,” was used as the title song for a 2007 film starring Marion Cotillard as the troubled-butpassionate cabaret singer. Drena will be joined onstage by Jared Hall and Richard Ochoa from Velvet Caravan, playing the violin and piano. “We’re kind of mashing up the gypsy jazz with the cabaret,” says Drena. “It’s an interesting thing. Cabaret started, some people say in France, some say in Germany, but it was kind of like what you’d think of as a speakeasy here. Singing and dancing, in a seedier, maybe more underground environment. The acts could be completely off the wall.” Piaf lived a troubled life, becoming a mother at 17 and getting her start as a street performer before being discovered by a nightclub producer. Her only daughter died at age 2 and her lover, boxer Marcel Cerdan, died in a plane crash. Piaf herself passed away from liver cancer at the age of 47 after struggling with alcohol and morphine addictions following a car accident. Despite her struggles, Piaf ’s songs were often autobiographical and channeled her pain into success. “Her name alone would sell tickets,” Drena explains. “She’d sing Carnegie Hall

Chanteuse Natasha Drena (above) channels icon Edith Piaf at the Lucas. Photo courtesy of the Lucas Theatre raising two kids who seem likely to take after their mom. “My 6-year-old is already singing,” Drena says. “We were out to brunch with people and they looked at me and said, ‘Is she singing an Edith Piaf song?’ And yeah, she’s singing ‘La Vie en rose.’ She has no idea who Justin Bieber is, which is my goal in life.” It was Lucas Theatre director David Harris who brainstormed Natasha Drena’s transformation into Edith Piaf. and do symphonies, but she was a little “I have always done Judy Garland, and street urchin. She was nuts.” Dave Harris was like, ‘She’s the French Judy While Drena isn’t nearly as much of a Garland. Can you do her songs?’’ Drena street urchin as Piaf was— “I have a daugh- recalls. “I said sure. He wanted me to do it ter and she has a daughter, and I sing, but with Ricardo and Jared because they do a that’s it!”—she’s played similar roles in musi- very French-inspired jazz.” cal theater, including Judy Garland in End of The performance will duplicate Piaf ’s the Rainbow and Fantine in Les Miserables. speakeasy experience as closely as possible, She also sang Garland in a Lucas Cabaret but Drena says there are a few exceptions. earlier this summer. “Anything with a great English translaThough in person she’s very happy and tion we’re going to do in English, but her upbeat, Drena has come to enjoy being big, big songs we’re going to do in French,” pigeonholed. she explains. “I usually play leading lady-type roles, and “Then we’ll probably throw in ‘I Love I had a professor in college tell me that my Paris,’ anything that seems Parisian. ‘Mougift was being able to be extremely vulnerlin Rouge.’ Ricardo and Jared will do some able and to never lose that gift, because I instrumental gypsy jazz, and hopefully look like a strong person,” she says. “It’s cool people will feel like they can get up and when you can show vulnerability. It’s good, drink.” cs it’s made me able to work.” Drena herself has had an interesting life, Edith Piaf Cabaret though not nearly as traumatic as Piaf ’s. Where: Lucas Theatre for the Arts, 32 Abercorn St. She started singing at age 5 after taking over When: At 8 p.m. Thursday, Aug. 14 piano lessons from her disinterested sister, Tickets: $25 at savannahboxoffice.com lived in France for two months, and is now

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Ampersand Heavy Lights, Sister Beards [Live Music] Bay Street Blues Hitman (blues) [Live Music] Billy’s Place at McDonough’s Mike Sweat, piano/vocal [Live Music] Boomy’s Eric Culberson Band [Live Music] coffee deli Acoustic Jam [Live Music] Kevin Barry’s Irish Pub Frank Emerson [Live Music] Rachael’s 1190 Jeremy Riddle [Live Music] Rocks on the Roof Trae & James [Live Music] Wormhole Open Mic [Live Music] Warehouse Kellen Powers [Live Music]

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Thursday / 14 5 Spot Jackson Evans & Friends (jazz) [Live Music] A-J’s Dockside Melvin Dean (steel drums) [Live Music] Ampersand James Lee Smith and the May St. Trio [Live Music] Barrelhouse South Chris Stalcup and the Grange [Live Music] Bay Street Blues Hitman (blues) [Live Music] Bayou Cafe Eric Culberson Band [Live Music] Billy’s Place at McDonough’s Mike Sweat, piano/vocal [Live Music] Kevin Barry’s Irish Pub Frank Emerson [Live Music] Molly MacPherson’s Scottish Pub Time Cop vs. Danger Snake [Live Music] North Beach Grill Marshall Brothers [Live Music] Tailgate Sports Bar and Grill Open Mic [Live Music] Warehouse Jason Bible [Live Music] Wild Wing Cafe Bucky & Barry [Live Music]

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Crossing a ‘Deep River’ to freedom

Telfair Museums opens Whitfield Lovell installation at Jepson Deep River, 2013. 56 wood discs, found objects, soil, video projections and sound. Pago Pago, 2008. Conté on wood with radios and sound. Photos courtesy of the artist and DC Moore Gallery, New York. By Lauren Flotte

Exquisitely rendered at life-size in black and white on found materials, like wooden History, espefences, the faces have soul and narrative cially in Savannah, embedded in their gazes. is immediately visible The work is seductive—nostalgic yet and intrinsically hidden. gritty. Antique objects mingle with the Historical architecture figures. and styling paints In one tableau, “Pago Pago,” Billie Holia scene across time, day’s voice seeps from stacks of vintage yet those signifiers radios sitting below a drawing of a WWII distance us from the soldier. human realities we share with our ancestors. Time and history flow through the work. Whitfield Lovell’s work breaches this “I have an odd relationship with time,” divide, delving into the lives of African he says. “1924 to me is like yesterday. It Americans that lived between the Emancidoesn’t go away and it doesn’t get weaker pation Proclamation and the Civil Rights or less relevant because more time has Movement. passed by.” This Thursday at the Jepson Center, Perhaps, Lovell’s impression of time Telfair Museums unveils “Deep River,” an can be traced to his strong sense of exhibition of Lovell’s work, featuring an family and its connection to the larger installation, drawings, and tableaux works. cultural narrative. Raised in the Bronx by parents Touching on themes of passage, memory, whose families settled in New York and freedom, his work has been included in exhibitions at the Smithsonian AmeriCity—his father’s from Barbados and his can Art Museum, the Whitney Museum mother’s from the South— the story of the of American Art, and the Metropolitan Great Migration was central to Lovell’s life. “We were first and second generation Museum of Art, among others. In 2007, Lovell was named a MacArthur New Yorkers, so that meant that we really Fellow—a prestigious distinction, comwere raised by people who were from somemonly called a ‘“genius grant.” where else and had a lot values and cultural He places us face-to-face with dignified issues from other places,” he says. yet ordinary African Americans. The anonyFrom his mother’s parents he received “a mous portraits are primarily sourced from strong sense of ancestor worship” and a love studio photographs. of antiques. Throughout our talk, Lovell “They have a certain beauty to them. They falls into personal stories; chats with grandwere being captured in the way they wanted parents and childhood visits with family in to be, at a time that they wanted to be capSouth Carolina. For him, these experiences were as much about the present as the past. 24 tured,” Lovell tells Connect. AUG 13-19, 2014

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Civil War-era Contraband Camps established throughout the Southern states inspired the “Deep River” installation. “The camp was a Union campground which offered a safe haven to runaway slaves. It gave them asylum and shielded them from being recaptured and returned to their owners,” Lovell says.

2 8 M, 2008. Conté on wood, radio. Photo courtesy of the artist and DC Moore Gallery, New York.

“The idea of there being a place one could go to seek freedom was very haunting to me. What would provoke someone to leave everything they know, to travel to an unknown place, not knowing what lies ahead, and face many dangers? Because what was on the other side of the journey was worth the danger.” “‘Deep River” is a departure for Lovell. The work sets a stark stage, integrating new media with the antiquated. Video of a flowing river is projected on the walls and sounds of birds, wind, and the river surround the audience. The focal point, a mound of dirt strewn with personal belongs, is in one sense macabre. Surrounded by portraits on wooden discs, symbolically resembling headstones, the mound can be seen as a burial ground. Yet the dirt transcends this dark reading and simply becomes what it is— earth. It can symbolize a riverbank, a campsite, or the ground traversed to reach that land. It is a marker of a forgotten geography, story, and people. Lovell’s “Kin” series, also on display, marks another progression in his work. “I started looking for images that were not these lovely, soft photo studio images but photo IDs, mug shots, pictures that were taken not so much for posterity or to send to someone. They were taken because you had to identify yourself,” Lovell says. The portraits on paper are paired with objects in shadow boxes. To marry the images, he uses intuition to consider the visual, emotional, and symbolic resonance.

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“The choice of objects is the most exciting part. When I find the right image to pair up with a head and it clicks, it’s just euphoric. Sometimes the images bring up very poetic, metaphoric connotations; sometimes political, sometimes tragic, sometimes light and humorous, sometimes loving and tender.” Together, his works bring light to generations of everyday people, stuck in a limbo between freedom and enslavement, yet striving and building better lives for their families. It highlights both the profound and the mundane in their lives. “They were not honored. They were not acknowledged. The work is certainly examining history and calling on people to contemplate that time period and those beings. Raising the consciousness of who they

were,” Lovell says. While the tension of the historical period informs the work, the story he finds most compelling is “the beauty and the humanity of the people who went through it. By looking to the core of what makes us human, Lovell crafts a timeless connection that speaks to a modern audience on a personal level, entrenching us in our own humanity while reminding us of our innate bond to the past. cs Whitfield Lovell ‘Deep River’ Opening celebration at Jepson Center, 208 W. York St. Thursday, August 14, 6 p.m., Conversation with the artist, Whitfield Lovell, reception follows Free and open to the public

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Whitfield Lovell’s ‘Kin’ series juxtaposes ID images with objects in shadow boxes. Photos courtesy Telfair Museums

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The writers, cast and crew of the 24-Hour Play Festival can plan a production at the drop of a hat. Photo courtesy of the 24-Hour Play Festival

Making it snappy

The 24-Hour Play Festival returns to Muse Reynolds, whose day job is as on-air talent at Rock 106.1 (under the name Kotter), is also a card-carrying member of the Odd In Savannah, Gabe Reynolds puts the Lot, Savannah’s hardest-working improv comedy team, has written, directed an “play” in “play festival.” Not that he came up with the idea, mind acted in the 24PF. This time, he’ll just be observing. you. The 24-Hour Play Festival debuted in It’s all very claustrophobic … in a creative New York City in 1995, and within a decade sort of way. “Watching the writers, to me, is had spread like stagefire to theater groups very interesting,” Reynolds says. “The proboth amateur and professional across the cess they go through. Everybody’s got their country. own process. Some people seriously just The premise is simple: Six writers volshut themselves in a room, and you don’t unteer to write six brand-new short plays, see them for five hours. Some walk around, with no advance notice as to what they’ll drink a bunch of coffee and talk to thembe about. At 8 p.m. on Friday night, they’re selves. Some people bring in other people to given a theme—some sort of unifying help them type, so they can dictate.” thread—and they can’t leave the theater The “theme” is there both to provide con(Muse Arts Warehouse, in our case) until tinuity and to ensure none of the writers they’ve completed a script. have brought in something previously writDirectors and actors are chosen early ten, Reynolds explains. “One time, they were the following morning, and the shows are given a picture frame and told they had to blocked, memorized and rehearsed. At 8 p.m. the audience comes in, and all six shows incorporate it into their show. The last one we did was around the Winter Olympics, (10 minutes each) are performed. so they needed some sort of triumphant All in 24 hours. One man’s recipe for stress-induced stroke is another man’s exhil- moment in their play. We’ve given them the first line of a Shakespeare play, which had 26 arating adventure. By Bill DeYoung

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to be worked into the show. And one was, you had to have a dramatic pause halfway through your show. “So the themes are really not going to dictate what the person has to write about. They’re free to do whatever they want, just within the little criteria that is the theme.” Once the directors and performers arrive Saturday in the morning, no one is allowed to leave the theater until the performance ends that night. “I love seeing it all come together,” adds Reynolds, “because there’s always that dress rehearsal where you go ‘This is not going to be ready.’ And every time, it’s come together and it’s been pretty amazing.” The gamut is quite literally run, from comedy to drama to existentialist to science fiction. It’s like Forrest Gump’s big box o ’chocolates. “There was one written about a man who had the most up-to-date phone,” Reynolds remembers. “It was like that Siri movie with Joaquin Phoenix, but he didn’t fall in love with the person on the other end, but it was a relationship.” Or the touching vignette about an old couple dealing with Alzheimer’s. Or the drama set in a future when men and women automatically changed sexes. Or this: “We had somebody write for a 10-year-old girl last year. We’d never had a kid participate in the play fest before. It was

basically somebody who was overseeing purgatory, and her interaction with the adults who end up getting in a car wreck. It was written for the 10-year-old, but not played as a kid.” Followed by this: “There was one about a guy who was at his engagement party, and desperately needed to use the restroom. But it was the women’s restroom. The scene is three ladies and him, all in stalls, and they’re having a conversation about him. The whole setup is you think the fiancée is cheating on this guy, and he’s hearing this shouted from behind the walls. “Then at the end, you find out she wasn’t; he comes out and laughs at them all and runs out of the room. Then he has to come back in, because he didn’t get to finish what he was doing. Because he got wrapped up in the story.” For the audience, Reynolds says, the payoff to the play-off can be exponentially huge. “They know what it is, and they’re ready to accept the process,” he believes. “They know there may be some mistakes, and it’s not going to be perfect, but I think that’s part of what they appreciate about it.” cs Midsummer 24 Hour Play Festival Where: Muse Arts Warehouse, 703 Louisville Road When: At 8 p.m. Saturday, Aug. 16 Admission: $10 (benefits Muse Arts Warehouse)

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Openings & Receptions

Kathy Miller Art Show — Gallery 209 features Savannah artist Kathy Miller. Best known for her landscapes with billowing cloud formations, this show explores Miller’s technique with watercolors. Open daily 10:30 a.m. to 9:00 p.m. Gallery 209, 209 E River St.

Armstrong’s 2014 Faculty Art Exhibition — The Armstrong Department

of Art, Music & Theatre presents a Faculty exhibition with photography, ceramics, painting, digital design, mixed media and more created by Armstrong Faculty members. Gallery hours are 9 a.m. to 5 p.m. during the week. A free and public reception for this exhibit will be on Friday, August 22 at 5:30 p.m. Fine Arts Gallery (Armstrong Atlantic State University), 11935 Abercorn St., Fine Arts Hall.

Li Hui: Halcyon Fracture — The artist’s

first major solo exhibition in the U.S., will feature a site-specific installation. Free for SCAD students, faculty, staff and museum members. Open to public at cost of museum admission. SCAD Museum of Art, 601 Turner Blvd.

Gallery Espresso Group Exhibition — The

Gallery Espresso and The Savannah Art Association present a group exhibition featuring work inspired by Chippewa Square and the surrounding area. Artists included are: Becky Marcussen, Jill Marcussen. Michelle Flores, Samantha Claar, Peggy Lanahan, Margie Sone Gravina, Sue Gouse, Mimi Diamond, Andrea Roundtree, Dotty Armstrong, Len Ciliento, Andrea Stark, Phil Stark, Leigh Harris, Barbara Gentry, Bobbie Kraft, and Martha Love. Reception Friday August 15, 6-8 p.m. Gallery Espresso, 234 Bull St.

Mac McCusker: Big Game — Armstrong

State University’s ceramics professor, Mac McCusker, presents an exhibit of interactive ceramic works which spotlight Wildlife conservation in Africa. A closing reception for this exhibit will take place Friday, September 5 6-9pm in conjunction with Art March.Cultural Arts Gallery, 9 W. Henry St.

Maggie Evans: Status — Her work

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Savannah’s suburban Southside might as well fall off the edge of the planet to some downtowners. But when it comes to international cuisine, I think those of us who live among the traffic lights and shopping malls have the best of the city.

Now we have Savannah’s first Mexican supermarket. Super International at the corner of Waters Avenue and Montgomery Cross Road is not a couple of shelves with a few sugary Cokes. This is a 12,500 square foot Mexican food embassy that says a lot about our city. An enterprising South Carolina couple, Jobita and Efraín Hernández, independently own and run the store. Down the middle of it, they stock five isles of Mexican imports in boxes, bags and cans.

But, as in any supermarket, linger around its edges for store-made favorites. Marranitos (pig-shaped cookies) and orejas (flaky pastry) from the bakery. Carnitas (braised pork) and chicharrones (pork rinds) from the deli. Spicy marinated meats for fajitas and carne asada. Tortillas, chips. There are too many store-made items to list! I asked Jobita why the couple basically runs a take-out restaurant inside a grocery store. “We want to give a true flavor, a Mexico flavor,” Jobita says. “There are so many that

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are already in the package. They don’t taste like we know it should taste.” Customers in South Carolina have known the Hernández taste for about a decade. The couple ran a bakery, La Espiga Dorada, and a restaurant, Taco Fiesta, before combining and expanding their businesses into a grocery store, the first Super International, in Bluffton. It opened about eight years ago. They opened a second one on Hilton Head Island about five years ago. Jobita describes the way the Savannah store came about as a heavenly birthday gift. “One or two weeks before, one of my daughters asked me, ‘What do you want for your birthday?’” Jobita says. “And I said, ‘Well, I don’t want nothing. I just want something from Him, from the Lord.’” At the time, the couple was scoping out locations for a third store. But they weren’t having much success. Save-a-Lot was vacating a space across from Carey Hilliard’s. But Dollar General had first dibs on it. Other locations also weren’t working. “The day of my birthday, the manager here called me to let me know that the plans were gone with the Dollar General,” Jobita says. “It was available for us.” Whether it was divine planning or just business, the couple has hard work in their blood. Jobita, born in Houston and raised in Mexico City and Atlanta, helped her mother

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run a bakery in the Georgia capital when she was 13 years old. “She’s the kind of person that believes not to work for somebody but to work for herself,” Jobita says. “She is my inspiration.” Efraín, from San Luis Potesí in Central Mexico, worked in the blistering chemical-soaked tobacco fields of North Carolina before meeting Jobita in South Carolina. Together, they’re building bridges between American and Mexican shoppers. “That’s another thing that we have tried. To bring in the American product and blend it in with our products,” Jobita says. “That’s definitely something so different here in Savannah than in Bluffton and Hilton Head.” So, you’ll find Cheetos next to Ziba, Coca-Cola next to Jarritos and on and on. Jamaican and Asian products round out the “international” in their name. And, because this is a supermarket, you’ll find everything you expect from laundry supplies to produce and freezer items. Just with cactus nearby. So, experiment to your own comfort level. As for me, I’ll just have to take Jobita’s word on pickled pork skins. “You put it on a hard tortilla and you eat it like that,” she says. “It’s really good.” cs Listen to this and other podcasts by Orlando Montoya at savannahpodcast.com

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So much craft beer. So little time. Attending beer festivals or ordering flights of beer from bars are great ways to expand your knowledge and palate. These opportunities provide several small pours of beer instead of the traditional method of ordering full-size glasses. Or, you can throw your own mini-beer festival by organizing a bottle share. Calling up a few like-minded friends to engage in a Saturday beer tasting is a perfect excuse to intermingle different circles of acquaintances and tick a few new beers off of your own “must try” list, as every attendee brings some of their own personal stock to pour. Here are some guidelines for planning.

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While your initial instinct may be to keep your tasting group small, expanding the number of participants means that you’ll have more varieties of beer to try. Different people have different preferences and this will force you out of your comfort zone to try beers that you typically may not purchase on your own. A larger group of attendees also increases the number of rarities or beers acquired from regional travel and trades.

2. Bottle limits strictly enforced.

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Along with the invitation, place a limit on how many different bottles invitees can bring. It’s easy to get carried away, especially if you’ve taken the time to assemble an impressive cellar of rare beers that you’d like to show off. But, to imbibe responsibly, make sure you and your attendees follow a bottle limit policy. This keeps the pours small and allows the group to enjoy the beer without things getting out of control.

3. Variety is the spice of life.

Keep things interesting by cultivating a bottle list that spans styles and geography.

Throw your own mini beer festival by organizing a bottle share! As the organizer, ask everyone what they plan on bringing in advance. That way, you can help prevent duplication of bottles or too many beers representing the same style or from the same brewery. The exception to this rule would be planning a themed party, such as Russian Imperial Stouts or beers from Oregon, for example.

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4. Sequence your drinking “playlist.”

When deciding the drinking order for the beers, think about each beer as a song in an epic mix tape. While traditional logic may indicate you should save the best for last, the fact of the matter is that your taste buds aren’t going to be as fresh at the end of the night. Start off with something exciting, put another big beer in the middle and, yes, finish strong. In between those key bottles, mix up the styles to keep everyone guessing.

From the newbie who brings an uninspiring shelf-warmer to the experienced trader sharing a rare, hard-won prize, encourage each other and say thank you. Craft beer drinkers are a supportive community. That comes from sharing knowledge, personal experiences and, of course, beer. While having a few of those hard to acquire “holy grail” beers make a tasting memorable, those beers can taste even more amazing when following a more pedestrian, average brew.

5. Take your time.

9. Take care of each other.

A bottle share is not a race. Depending on the number of bottles being shared and size of the pours, you will probably want to allot the majority of the day to slowly drink through your supply. The goal here is to taste and enjoy these different beers. You do that by sipping slowly, taking notes and discussing the flavors with your peers.

6. Hydration, hydration, hydration.

Drink water. Drink lots of water. A good rule of thumb is to drink a full glass of water for every sample pour. This staves off the symptoms of dehydration like headaches and stomach issues as well as prevents the ever-dreaded next day hangover.

Leave out serving bowls filled with pretzels, nuts or chips. If hosting an all-day event, make a plan for take-out or pizza delivery during meal times. Palate-cleansing snacks like unsalted crackers and mild fruit allow you to taste with a fresh tongue.

8. Show your appreciation.

Even with the best intentions, people can get carried away and drink too much. Watch out for each other by encouraging those who may need to slow down or take a break. Create an atmosphere of personal and group responsibility. And make sure everyone has made arrangements for a designated driver.

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Beer is supposed to be fun. Don’t take yourself or your beer too seriously. Laugh, be humble and enjoy the company of your fellow drinkers. While sharing exciting, different beers was the impetus, what you’ll find is that the real benefit is quality time spent with good friends. cs

Film | Local Film Local film mavens know Jim Reed from his tireless work as the brains/brawn/ everything behind the Psychotronic Film Series, which has hosted counterculture and kitsch films at the Bean for over a decade. Reed is expanding his cinematic footprint with the first inaugural local version of the Human Rights Watch Film Fest, which this year is a trio of films screening at Muse on Sunday, Aug. 17. “I was unfamiliar with the Human Rights Watch Film Fest until Dare Dukes—a locally-based singer songwriter—mentioned it to me in hopes I would want to bring it to town,” Reed tells us. “I’m very grateful he introduced me to this event, because once I realized just how unique and special the HRWFF is, I immediately negotiated the rights to curate a Savannah version of this year’s tour.” We spoke to Reed last week just as he was putting the finishing touches on the menu of films. What’s the inspiration for the Festival? Why this, why now? Jim Reed: For more than a decade, I’ve put a

great deal of effort into curating the ongoing Psychotronic Film Series at the Sentient Bean, as well as special film events at Muse Arts Warehouse, the Lucas Theatre, the Jepson and other venues. A few years ago, I also became interested in arranging for well-respected touring film festivals to make

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bringing in touring versions of—environmentally-themed film series or festivals. I have great admiration for the work they do, and I encourage everyone to consider attending and enjoying their screenings, as I try to do as often as possible. That said, they have that angle covered very well, and so there’s really no need for me to do the same thing. I’ve always viewed the overarching mission of the Psychotronic Film Society to be “filling the gaps” in local cinema, and my hope is that this event will be seen as a wonderful complement to the By Jim Morekis other annual festivals we’re lucky to receive. jim@connectsavannah.com While it’s true that one of the three films I have selected for this first installment of stops in our area. There are a few handfuls the 2014 Human Rights Watch Film Fest of unique and respected national and inter- has to do with oil drilling in West Africa national festivals that hit the road once a (Big Men), that is merely the backdrop for year, but never come within a day’s drive of what is essentially a profoundly eye-opening Savannah. Since I also have a background in drama of human conflict. It’s about the promoting live concerts by touring artists, I struggle between those who have wealth and wanted to try and merge that approach with power and those who cannot even conceive the PFS, and give adventurous local film lov- of that level of wealth and power. ers a chance to enjoy some really fantastic Each of the films I chose for this all-day movies that they’d otherwise never see on triple feature is about the importance of the big screen in Savannah. treating all people on this planet with dignity, respect and compassion. That theme Are you taking steps to make sure it runs throughout all the features showcased doesn’t sort of morph into another enviin this festival, and it’s what will drive my ronmentally-themed film series? choices going forward, should this event be successful enough to warrant future installJim Reed: There are some really dedicated ments in Savannah. folks in our area who are already involved with either independently organizing—or continues on p. 32

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tremendously inspirational figure for tons of people, as well as a ribald and risqué figurehead in the LGBTQ community. His voice and face are known to millions all over the world, but most folks don’t know much at all about his difficult childhood in our counJim Reed: I was given ten films to choose try’s shameful Japanese-American internfrom, but with only a one-day window of ment camps during WWII. opportunity, I knew I could only choose I have a feeling that due to George’s huge three. It was tough to narrow them down, internet following and the TV and print as they were all exemplary in their own way. publicity he’s been doing for this film, folks To me, these three features serve as a micro- will be very excited at the chance to see a cosm of the entire breadth and scope of this sneak preview of this documentary before it year’s touring roster of documentaries. They is even released in theaters. are each quite unique and different from one Plus, I just dig the real Star Trek, you another, yet share a comparable level of qual- know? ity and craftsmanship. I also wanted to offer films that I felt would have particular relPlans for the future if this is a success? evance to local viewers. Issues such as spousal abuse and a flawed court system (Private Jim Reed: Well, if all goes well, my plan is Violence), and corporations going to any to continue to present the Human Rights lengths—no matter how unethical or ecoWatch Film Fest in Savannah each and logically damaging—in order to maximize every year from now on out. And, if attenprofits (Big Men) may seem unfortunately dance is strong for all three films this familiar subjects to viewers in our area. Sunday, then I am defin itely considerThe final film of the day, To Be Takei, ing booking another all-day triple feature is a phenomenally entertaining portrait at Muse in the coming months, to show of the one and only George Takei, who another three selections from this year’s played “Sulu” in the original Star Trek series HRWFF. There were so many great docuand films. In his later years, he’s become a mentaries for me to choose from that it was

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with dismay as greedy, out-of-town developers descend on our Historic District with dollar signs in their eyes and many of our local leaders in their back pocket. Or, for that matter, anyone who has followed the saga of the foolish and environTell us one awesome thing you particumentally dastardly dredging plans for the larly admire or for us to watch out for in Savannah River which have been foisted each of the three films. upon us at our own habitat’s peril by those with enough money and tenacity to smother Jim Reed: At various times while watching even the most ardent and righteous foes. each of these films, I found myself marveling I guess that didn’t really answer your at the profoundly personal and rather unex- question, did it? Okay, so here’s something: pected connections I felt between my own I absolutely love William Shatner, and in life’s experiences and the seemingly unregeneral terms, I forgive him his many, many lated events unfolding onscreen. faults. I even paid to see his one-man stage It’s hard to explain without giving too show about—what else—himself! much away, but I have the sneaking suspiSo, it has pained me to see he and his forcion that most other viewers will find them- mer co-star George Takei feud bitterly and selves caught up in similar waves of emotion childishly in public for the past few decades. and acknowledgment while watching the I have long hoped that the entire, extended documentaries as well—particularly the first fracas was little more than an elaborate, confilm we’re showing that day, Private Violence. sensual piece of deadpan performance art. Trust me as well when I say that Big Secretly, I’d hoped against hope that deep Men’s look at the plight of poverty-stricken down, both men respect each other as peoWest Africans in Ghana who are at the ple, and as actors, and that, when no one is mercy of a giant, U.S. based multinational looking, they share a conspiratorial chuckle oil conglomerate which wants to drill off about the extended, twisted prank they’ve the shore of their country will strike a chord been playing on the world. with anyone in Savannah who has watched However, after seeing Shatner’s appearance in To Be Takei, I think it’s clear that he truly dislikes Takei on a deep level, and is just plain terrible at hiding it. Likewise, I think Takei knows he should take the higher road and simply announce and for all that he forgives Shatner Scottish Pub once for being an egomaniacal schmuck who has & Grill treated him with some strange mix of jealousy, apprehension and disdain for decades, but something in Takei’s personality will not Open Mic Night Tuesdays allow him to move on. Whiskey Wednesdays And so, we’re stuck watching two tal50 whiskeys $4 • 8pm-12am ented old men, who should be able to—at best—enjoy reminiscing together about their unique, shared experiences, or—at worst—just stop whining, continue to take pot shots at each other in the dirty sandbox of celebrity. For me, Shatner’s short comments in this film would seem to betray much more about his own insecurities than most anything else I’ve ever seen him say or do in regards to Sunday Night Trivia Takei. Star Trek fans should find this stuff HAPPY HOUR Mon-Fri 4pm-8pm spellbinding. cs

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that they would continue to be captivating screen presences. (Other filmmakers have followed the same characters with the same actors over several years — think Francois Truffaut’s Antoine Doinel works or Satyajit Ray’s Apu trilogy — but never for one film, and never in this condensed a time period.) Fortunately for Linklater — and for us — everything turned out OK, and what’s now on view is a work that easily breaks free of the shackles of “just a gimmick” and emerges as a superb motion picture in its own right. Ellar Coltrane landed the leading role of Mason, and he was a great pick. The typical cute moppet at 7, he transforms before our eyes into a handsome teen of the brooding, soft-spoken variety. Nearly — maybe just? — as important to the proceedings is Linklater’s own daughter Lorelei Linklater, who’s cast as Mason’s older sister Samantha. When we first meet them, their parents are already divorced: Mom Olivia (Patricia Arquette) raises them as best she can, while Dad Mason Sr. (Ethan Hawke) is only just now returning to their Texas stomping grounds. Over the ensuing years, we watch as Olivia tragically finds herself attracted to men who end up being alcoholic bullies while Mason Sr. pops up on weekends with the hope of bonding more fully with his offspring. As in real life, the people we see on a regular basis (in this movie’s case, once a year) age gracefully before our eyes to the point that we don’t even notice it until we reflect back, while the folks (such as Olivia’s

close friend) who disappear for years at a stretch look startlingly aged when they reappear on the scene. It’s a powerful reminder of the vagaries of time, and like much else in the movie, it forces viewers to examine their own march through life and take note of the signposts that appeared along the way. More than just a philosophical treatise, though, Boyhood is worth catching for its story. This is the type of film that will be dismissed by the impatient with the cursory “Nothing happens,” but of course everything happens. Known for his collaborative spirit and great working relationships with actors, Linklater gathered with his four principals before each annual filming jam commenced to map out the plot -- we would, of course, expect nothing less from the man who employed similar methods to create the Before Sunrise/Sunset/Midnight trilogy.

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OOP Films that place more of an emphasis on lovingly photographing culinary treats over anything else are often tagged “food porn,” and The Hundred-Foot Journey is the latest example of this mouthwatering sub-genre. But if towering works like Babette’s Feast and Eat Drink Man Woman register as the James Deen and Jenna Jameson equivalents, then this new picture (produced by the dynamic duo of Steven Spielberg and Oprah Winfrey) comes across more like its Ron Jeremy, clumsily getting the job done continues on p. 34

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but best ignored in the long run. The veteran Indian actor Om Puri plays Papa, who, following the death of his wife, relocates his family from Mumbai to Europe, finally settling on a small village in France. There, he opens an Indian eatery, ignoring the fact that it’s directly across the street from a Michelin-starred restaurant run by the fussy Madame Mallory (Helen Mirren). Naturally, these two will squabble until the plot requires them to soften up, and just as naturally, there’s a budding romance between one of Papa’s sons (adorable Manish Dayal) and one of Madame Mallory’s cooks (equally adorable Charlotte Le Bon). It’s all very predictable but also all very pleasant, at least until the movie makes a wrong turn by shuttling a character off to Paris, where he learns (just like Dorothy!) that there’s no place like home. The clunky Parisian sequences disturb the heretofore graceful flow of the piece (a guest appearance by Ratatouille’s Remy might have helped), but all is not lost. Even at the very end, director Lasse Hallstrom never stops arousing our taste buds with succulent shots of orgasmic eats.

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headbands to tell them apart). Looking as if they’ve been ingesting steroids their entire lives, these ripped reptiles are almost as visually off-putting as their mentor, the rat Splinter, all of them created in a mockrealistic style when all anyone really desires is pure fantasy. The action set-pieces are choreographed fairly well, and there’s a climactic skirmish between the quartet and the villainous Shredder (Tohoru Masamune), set atop a towering edifice, that delivers the goods. For these reasons, I’ll graciously give these heroes in a half-shell an extra half-star.

INTO THE STORM

OO Into the Storm features some excellent visual effects that in their own way are about as impressive as anything else I’ve seen created by CGI wizards over the past few months. Whether it’s a stationary airplane or a struggling person being whisked into the sky by one of the record number of tornadoes destroying the town of Silverton, the effects (visual and aural) are both ferocious and frightening. Unfortunately, they’re wasted in the service of a film that’s otherwise a slog to sit through, thanks to a pedestrian script, characters who are either bland or obnoxious, and yet one more ill-advised use of the “found footage” format. Those professionally interested in the tornadoes include the yin and yang of storm chasers, a profit-motivated jerk (Matt Walsh) and a compassionate single mom (Sarah Wayne Callies). Those personally affected by the tornadoes include a single dad (Richard Armitage, back to normal size in between Hobbit films) and his two teenage sons (Max Deacon and Nathan Kress). There are also a pair of insufferable rednecks (Kyle Davis and Jon Reep) seeking YouTube glory by performing Jackass-like stunts, and in their case, we firmly find ourselves on the side of the weather, hoping that a house will fall on them Wizard of Oz-style. At any rate, the character-based sequences only provide connective tissue between the impressive destruction, and unless you count the fact that no one mentions global warming as a possible cause for the storms’ irregularity or the fact that the inept high school principal (Scott Lawrence) looks eerily like Obama, there’s not an ounce of substance or subtext. Welcome, therefore, to what’s basically The Weather Channel: The Movie.

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OP There’s a moment late in Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles when one of our shell-stocked heroes woos plucky reporter April O’Neil (Megan Fox) by playing the song “Happy Together.” The joke, of course, is that the group behind that classic song was The Turtles, but this fact isn’t mentioned in the movie, meaning it’s the only gag over the course of 100 minutes that’s targeted at adults. The rest of the film, though, seems aggressively geared toward kids who aren’t particularly bright. Then again, that’s generally the modus operandi of Michael Bay, who’s attached as producer and whose sticky fingers are all over this thing (the director is Jonathan Liebesman, helmer of such junk as Battle Los Angeles and Wrath of theTitans). The major problem with this latest TMNT product -- well, aside from its impersonal nature, mediocre performances, sloppy script and unseemly visual style - rests with the title characters themselves. I was decidedly not a fan of the three live-action TMNT films that appeared in the 1990s, but in retrospect, maybe placing four actors in cheap turtle suits wasn’t such a bad idea. It certainly trumps the approach here, which Guardians of the Galaxy is to use CGI to make hulking monstrosiOOO ties out of Raphael, Michelangelo, Leonardo The Marvel Cinematic Universe certainly and Donatello (unless you’re a fan, you’ll hasn’t been lacking for humor. With Rob34 need more than their color-coordinated ert Downey Jr. leading the pack with his

interpretation of Tony Stark/Iron Man as the class clown, Mark Ruffalo’s Bruce Banner/Hulk and Scarlett Johansson’s Natasha Romanoff/Black Widow offering sly asides, and Chris Evans’ Steve Rogers/Captain America and Chris Hemsworth’s Thor/ just Thor milking culture-clash nyuks, the MCU often feels like an extravagant party filled with good-looking people sporting good senses of humor. Here, then, are the title characters from Guardians of the Galaxy crashing the party and showing the participants how to really loosen up and best sport that proverbial lampshade on the head. Indeed, it’s the movie’s rollicking good cheer that ultimately might help endear it to folks who otherwise wouldn’t know the Guardians’ Rocket Raccoon from The Beatles’ Rocky Raccoon. For that, give a lot of credit to writer-director James Gunn (sharing scripting credit with newbie Nicole Perlman). Yes, Gunn contributed the execrable “Beezel” sequence to the execrable Movie 43 and penned the soggy scripts for those live-action Scooby-Doo flicks, but the credit of note here is 2006’s Slither, an enjoyable horror romp that derived as much pleasure from Gunn’s cheeky approach as from lead Nathan Fillion’s easygoing demeanor. Gunn applies the same degree of levity to this picture, which is really the only way to go when one of your heroes is a walking, talking tree. That would be Groot (a CGI creation voiced by Vin Diesel), the generally mildmannered sidekick to the aforementioned Rocket (voiced by Bradley Cooper). Groot is only able to utter the phrase, “I am Groot,” although the anthropomorphic Rocket never has trouble understanding what he’s really saying; in that respect, Rocket and Groot register as the Jay and Silent Bob of the space set. They’re just two of the misfits who reluctantly come together to stop an evil megalomaniac named Ronan (Lee Pace) from carrying out the usual galaxyconquering agenda. The skilled assassin Gamora (Zoe Saldana) and the brutish Drax the Destroyer (wrestling star Dave Bautista) also belong to the ragtag outfit, although the lynchpin is Peter Quill (Chris Pratt), the only Earthling among the quintet and one so cocky that he’s given himself the possibly overreaching moniker of Star-Lord. A scoundrel with a soft spot for classic rock, it’s Quill who’s most responsible for getting these “losers” - beings who have all lost something, he quickly explains - to work together as a team. The expository scenes are presented more dutifully than usual - they’re arid when compared to what follows, as if Gunn were impatient to get the requisite setups out of the way - and, as expected when a

Hollywood production has millions to burn, the climactic space battles run on too long. And while most of the humor is unforced and flows naturally from the material, select bits are either too clunky or too cutesy. But these quibbles aside (and, honestly, the fanboys will be too jacked up to even notice them), Guardians of the Galaxy is winning entertainment, with a sleek visual style that befits its carefully contained universe and characters unlike any others audiences will see in a movie this year. The exception is Groot: We’ll be seeing a whole roster of similarly wooden protagonists when The Expendables 3 hits theaters later this summer.

GET ON UP

OOP Chadwick Boseman, utterly convincing as baseball legend Jackie Robinson in 42, now wallops another home run with his work as music legend James Brown in the biopic Get On Up. In fact, Boseman is so formidable that, were the film itself just a bit better, he would eventually be basking in the same sort of year-end accolades that greeted Jamie Foxx as Ray Charles and Joaquin Phoenix as Johnny Cash. Who knows, he may yet. At any rate, Boseman is the reason to see Get On Up, a movie that retains just enough of the controversial parts of Brown’s life in an effort to convince audiences that they’re watching a truthful, warts-and-all examination. In actuality, the movie is the screen equivalent of a slap on the wrist, rightly extolling the man’s musical genius but wrongly sweeping his demons under the rug. Perhaps mindful that Brown’s fanbase dwindled after he announced he was supporting Richard Nixon for president (a pair of facts not mentioned in the film), director Tate Taylor (The Help) and his trio of writers wanted to avoid a similar exodus and therefore cast their movie to the widest possible audience - packed auditoriums of folks desiring to hear good music but preferring to not be bothered with such pesky matters as domestic violence and drug abuse (both severely downplayed in the picture). Then there’s the film’s tendency to present events out of chronological order, a structural decision that in this case proves more annoying than illuminating. Still, Boseman and Nelsan Ellis (as Bobby Byrd, Brown’s put-upon friend and partner) keep us engaged even when the storyline doesn’t, and Taylor does a good job of recreating historical moments like Brown stealing The Rolling Stones’ thunder at the T.A.M.I. Show and performing a concert immediately after the assassination of Dr. Martin Luther King. CS

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Activism & Politics

Young Democrats

13th Colony Patriots

A group of conservative political activists that meets the 13th of each month. Dedicated to the preservation of the U.S. Constitution and life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness for all Americans. See Facebook page or call for information. Free 13th of every month, 6:30-8:30 p.m. 912-6044048. liveoakstore.com/tubbysthunderbolt. Tubby’s Tank House (Thunderbolt), 2909 River Dr. Drinking Liberally

An informal, left-leaning gathering to discuss politics, the economy, sports, entertainment, or anything else that comes up. Every first and third Thursdays, 7:00 p.m. Tondee’s Tavern, 7 E. Bay Street (912) 341-7427 Free , 7 p.m. livingliberally.org/ drinking/chapters/GA/savannah. Muffins with Mary Ellen

Alderman Mary Ellen Sprague hosts a weekly gathering for District 4 constituents every Wednesday morning. Residents and business owners are invited to drop in to ask questions and discuss local issues. Free and open to the public. Wednesdays, 6-9 a.m. 912-659-0103. ogeecheecoffee. com/. coffee deli, 4517 Habersham St. Savannah Area Young Republicans

Get involved. Contact is Michael Johnson, via email or telephone, or see website for info. 912-604-0797. chairman@sayr.org. sayr.org. Call or see website for information. Free . 912-308-3020. savannahyoungrepublicans.com. Savannah Libertarians

Join the Facebook group to find out about upcoming local events. Mondays. Facebook.com/groups/SAVlibertarians. Savannah Tea Party

5pm social time. 5:30pm meeting begins. 6pm speaker. Call for additional information. Reservations not necessary. Annual Dues $20.00. Free to attend. Food and beverages available for purchase. August 18 speakers are: David Bores and Mary Wierbicki, experts on Islam, and Andrew Hunt, Libertarian candidate for Georgia Governor.. Mondays, 5:30 p.m.. 912-598-

Mondays at 7pm on the second level of Foxy Loxy, Bull Street. Call or visit the Young Democrats Facebook page for more information. Free . 423-619-7712. foxyloxycafe.com/. Foxy Loxy Cafe, 1919 Bull St. Auditions and Calls for Entries

Performing Arts Instructors Sought

Department of Cultural Affairs Accepting Proposals for Neighborhood Arts Programming Instructors City seeks applications for Weave A Dream Initiative instructors for Fall 2014 programming. Proposals are due by August 29, 2014 and should be submitted by email to cnorthcutt@savannahga.gov or mailed to 9 West Henry Street, Savannah, GA 31401. To download the application and see criteria, go to the Cultural Affairs website www.savannahga.gov/arts. For more information please contact Crystal Northcutt at (912) 644-7927. Through Aug. 29. Call for Artists

The Sentient Bean is seeking experienced artists interested in showing their work for one month. Artists must have a website with current images representing a sample of the work to be shown in order to be considered. To apply, please send an email to sentientbooking@gmail.com with the subject line “art show.” Include name and phone number, link to artist website, link or PDF file of resume, description of the type of work to be shown, and link or PDF file of artist statement. . sentientbean.com/ booking#visualarts. sentientbean.com. The Sentient Bean, 13 East Park Ave. Call for submissions: Psyched Zine

Psyched: A Savannah-based zine to open positive dialogue about mental health and illness, seeks essays, poetry, photography and art of all kinds reflecting personal experience with mental illness, health and dis-ease. Submissions can be anonymous. Deadline: September 30th. Every 3 days. psychedzine@gmail.com.

Canyon Ranch Institute Healthy World Scholarships

Canyon Ranch has generously donated

25 stays at Canyon Ranch in Tucson, AZ, as scholarships for people who work or volunteer in low-income and medically underserved communities helping to enhance the health and well-being of their local populations. What’s Included: A complimentary five-day, four-night stay at Canyon Ranch in Tucson in 2015. Apply by October 1. Details and requirements online. Wednesdays.. canyonranchinstitute.org/storage/FINAL_Call_for_ CRI_Healthy_World_Scholarship_Apps_ REV__6_17_2014.pdf. Casting for a New, Savannah-based Reality Show

Seeking possible reality show cast members who have suffered from online harassment or stalking; identity theft; cyber bullying. Show hosted by attorney Jamie Casino. Email questions to: FirstCityFilms@Comcast.net or CastingLaw@ gmail.com Sending an emailed story does not imply a commitment to use that story for either the show or the potential cast members. Every 3 days. FirstCityFilms. com. First City Films, POB 8185. City of Savannah TV Show Seeks Entries

The City of Savannah’s TV station, SGTV, is seeking insightful and well-crafted profiles, documentaries, animations, original music videos, histories or other original works by or about the citizens of Savannah to run on “Engage,” a television show produced by the city. Involves collaboration with filmmakers, artists, musicians and others in producing original content for the program. While the City does not offer compensation, SGTV offers an opportunity to expose local works to a wide audience of more than 55,000 households in Chatham County. Submit proposals via website. The City reserves the right to reject any programming that does not meet content standards. . savannahga.gov/engagesgtv. City’s Cultural Arts Gallery Seeks Artists for 2015 Exhibitions

Artists sought to exhibit at the Cultural Arts Gallery in 2015. Contemporary art, design and fine crafts by local and regional artists. Exhibiting artists are required to develop and present a learning opportunity to the public such as a workshop, lecture or demonstration. All mediums considered

for a non-degree seeking solo or group exhibition, including video and installation pieces. Deadline: September 5, 2014, 4 p.m. Submit to Debra Zumstein, Arts Programs Coordinator, City of Savannah Department of Cultural Affairs, 9 W. Henry St., Savannah, GA 31401. Proposal guidelines online or by phone. Through Sep. 5. (912) 651-6783. savannahga.gov/arts. Gallery 209 Call for Artist

Gallery 209, 209 East River Street, seeks a 3D artist to join its cooperative gallery. Interested artists should call the gallery at 236-4583 between the hours of 10:30 and 1:30 pm and ask for Pat or email Bill Rousseau at bmrousseau@aol.com. undefined. gallery209savannah.com/. Gallery 209, 209 E River St. Gallery Seeks Local Artists

Kobo Gallery, 33 Barnard Street, in downtown Savannah seeks 2-D and 3-D artists to join its cooperative gallery. Must be a full-time resident of Savannah or nearby area. Work to be considered includes painting, photography, mixed media, sculpture, glass, ceramics and wood. If interested please submit 5-10 images of your work, plus resume/CV and biography to info@kobogallery.com. . Kobo Gallery, 33 Barnard Street ,. Homeschool Music Classes

Music classes for homeschool students ages 8-18 and their parents. Offered in Guyton and Savannah. See website for details. . CoastalEmpireMusic.com.

Oatland Island Seeks Memories and Recollections for 40th Anniversary

Oatland Island Education Center is looking for memories of Oatland Island in honor of their 40th anniversary. People who were part of the Youth Conservation Corp that helped to build Oatland Island Education Center in the 1970’s. Great memories from field trips. Special family memories of Oatland Island. Send your photos and stories to memories@oatland40th.org. Deadline is August 31. undefined. 912-395-1500. oatlandisland.org. Public and Student Auditions at Armstrong State University

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Local, SCAD & Military discounts Complimentary Weekday Garage Parking available

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The most original and unforgettable way to see downtown! Holds up to 15 people ∙ Small groups welcome Great for birthdays, company or retirement parties, pub crawls etc. Dogs, food & drink allowed ∙ Eco-friendly

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for the Masquers theatre troupe and for various music ensembles including wind ensemble, jazz ensemble, orchestra, and choirs. Call 912-344-2556 during normal business hours to schedule an audition. Every 3 days. armstrong.edu. about.armstrong.edu/Maps/index.html. Armstrong State University, 11935 Abercorn St.

to serve immediately after orientation. Potential volunteers are asked to notify J. Lewis prior to orientation; though, walk-ins are welcome. Volunteers must be at least 17-years-old. . (912) 525-2151. jlewis01@ savannahga.gov.

Call for proposals for its 2014 Weave-ADream—Cultural & Arts Projects initiative. Applications will be accepted through the calendar year, while funds are available. Programs are to be completed prior to December 31, 2014, and the application must be submitted at least eight weeks prior to the start date of the project. Project funding is available up to $2,500 per program/ project. Emphasis on proposals that actively involve youth, seniors, and those who have limited access to arts based programs in Savannah. Applicants must be a non-profit, 501c3, head-quartered in Savannah’s corporate limits. Proposed programs must also be produced within the City’s corporate limits. No individual artist applications will be accepted. Applications are available on the Department of Cultural Affairs website. Mondays.. 912651-6417. cnorthcutt@savannahga.gov. (savannahga.gov\arts.

weekly drawing and painting classes for youth and adults. See website, send email or call for details. 912-484-6415. melindaborysevicz@gmail.com. thestudioschoolsavannah.com.

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Benefits

Chatham County Animal Control Seeks Donations of Items

Chatham County Animal Control is in need of items for pets in the facility. Seeking donations of canned and dry dog and cat food, baby formula, newspaper, paper towels, soaps, crates, leashes, collars, wash cloths, and towels. Open daily from 1:00 p.m. to 5:00 p.m. . 912-351-6750. animalcontrol.chathamcounty.org. Chatham County Animal Shelter, 7215 Sallie Mood Dr. Forsyth Farmers Market Seeks Sponsors

Market sponsors invest in a healthy community and show consideration for the local economy. Sponsorship opportunities begin at $350. Help keep food fresh and local. . kristen@forsythfarmersmarket. com. forsythfarmersmarket.com. forsythfarmersmarket.com/. Forsyth Farmers’ Market, 501 Whitaker St., South End of Forysth Park. Jazz filled evening with Bernard Rose

Saxophone concert that’s a benefit for Community Health Mission. $18 Fri., Aug. 15, 7-9 p.m. 912-598-6208. jrosa@ markithis.com. savannahcoffee.com. Savannah Coffee Roasters, 215 West Liberty Street.

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Bikram Yoga Savannah offers a weekly Karma class to raise money for local charities. Thursdays during the 6:30pm class. Pay $5 for class and proceeds are donated to a different charity each month. This is a regular Bikram Yoga class. . 912.356.8280. bikramyogasavannah.com. SCMPD Animal Control seeks Volunteers

Savannah Chatham County Animal Control seeks volunteers to serve various tasks as needed by the shelter. No prior animal shelter experience is necessary. Newly 36 trained volunteers will be authorized

Classes, Camps & Workshops

Art Classes at The Studio School

Art, Music, Piano, Voice Coaching

Coaching for all ages, beginners through advanced. Classic, modern, jazz improvization and theory. Serious inquiries only. 912-961-7021 or 912-667-1056. Artist Sacred Circle

Group forming on Fridays beginning in March. 1:30pm-3pm. Based on The Artist’s Way by Julia Cameron. Contact Lydia Stone, 912-656-6383 or rosesonthemove@ gmail.com. . 912-656-6383. rosesonthemove@gmail.com. Ballroom Series Group Class

A group ballroom dance class for beginners through advanced, focused on two partnership dances that are voted on the class at the beginning of the month. Rumba, Swing, Tango, Foxtrot, Waltz, Cha Cha, Samba, and more. Singles or couples. $10.00 per person or $35 for 4 weeks (per person) Wednesdays, 7-8 p.m. 912.312.3549. reservetodance@gmail.com. salondebailedancestudio.com. Salon de Baile Dance Studio, 7064 Hodgson Memorial Drive. Basic Gun Safety Class

The Chatham County Sheriffs Office firearms instructors offer a basic gun safety class for Chatham County civilians on the third Saturday of every month from 8:30 a.m. until noon. The tuition is only $25.00. If interested in attending the class, please feel free to contact Sgt. Glisson at (912) 652-6959 to sign up as class sizes are limited for safety reasons. Those interested do not need to own a firearm to attend the class. third Saturday of every month, 8:30 a.m.-noon. 912-652-6959. Beading Classes

Offered every weekend at Perlina Beadshop, 6 West State Street. Check website calendar or call for info. 912-441-2656. perlinabeadshop.com.

Beading Classses at Epiphany Bead & Jewelry Studio

Learn jewelry-making techniques from beginner to advanced. Call for class times. 912-920-6659. Epiphany Bead & Jewelry Studio, 407 East Montgomery Xrds. Beginning Belly Dance Classes

Taught by Happenstance Bellydance. All skill levels and styles. Private instruction available. $15 912-704-2940. happenstancebellydance@gmail.com. happenstancebellydance.wordpress.com. Anahata Healing Arts Center, 2424 Drayton St. Boot Camp

Get fit and lose weight with our Boot Camp instructor Tim Smith. Start your morning off with these heart-pumping routines sure to help you with your fitness goals! $15 for drop in, 8/$100 (must use in 30 days) or

12/$125 (must use in 30 days) Mondays, Wednesdays, Fridays, 6:30-7:30 a.m. 912257-5901. info@firstcityfitness.com. First City Fitness, 2127 1/2 Victory Dr. Build Your Own Terrarium Workshop

How to build a terrarium...for the DIY enthusiast. Free and open to the public. Please RSVP. Thu., Aug. 14, 5-7 p.m. 912236-0001. info@bofcreative.com. https:// facebook.com/events/759752030750289/. onewestvictory.com. One West Victory, 1 W Victory Dr. Champions Training Center

Offering a variety of classes and training in mixed martial arts, jui-jitsu, judo and other disciplines for children and adults. All skill levels. 525 Windsor Rd. 912-349-4582. ctcsavannah.com. Chatham County Sheriff’s Office Explorers Post 876

The Chatham County Sheriff’s Office Explorers Post 876, is currently accepting applications from young men and women (ages 14-20) who are interested in a career in Law Enforcement. Explorers experience mentoring, motivation, and learn skills which help prepare them for their roles as a productive citizen in the Coastal Empire. Interested parties may visit the Chatham County Sheriff’s web page, click “Community” then Explorers Post 876” for applications, or contact Cpl. R. Bryant-Elleby at (912)651-3743. . 912-651-3743. chathamsheriff.org. Classical Guitar Instruction

Professional level classical instruction with a university professor. Lessons available for all levels with Dr. Brian Luckett, DMA. Private studio in Starland District. $25/half hour, $45/hour. brian@brianluckett.com. (brianluckett.com. Clay Classes

Savannah Clay Studio at Beaulieu offers handbuilding, sculpture, and handmade tiles, basic glazing and firing. 912-3514578. sav..claystudio@gmail.com. Boating Classes

Classes on boat handling, boating safety and navigation offered by U.S. Coast Guard Auxiliary. See website or call to register. 912-897-7656. savannahaux.com. Conscious Kids Yoga

This class is designed to provide students with experiences which will transfer healthy movement, breathing, consciousness, and positive thinking not only on your mat, but into your daily life. These experiences build skill, confidence, strength, and abilities of your body, mind, and heart. Ideal for children 4+ $15 per class or $50 for 6 sessions (to be used within 2 months) Wednesdays, 4-4:45 p.m. 912-544-6387. erigosavannah.com. Erigo, 5301 Paulsen Street. Dance Conditioning

Be prepared to sweat! Bring your towel and your water bottle! This class is designed to enhance your strength, flexibility, balance, and overall body fitness. With belly dance movements in mind, this is a total body work out! $10 drop in or $80 for 10 classes Wednesdays, 7 p.m. 912.312.3549. salondebaile.dance@gmail. com. salondebailedancestudio.com. Salon de Baile Dance Studio, 7064 Hodgson Memorial Drive.

DUI Prevention Group

Offers victim impact panels for intoxicated drivers, DUI, offenders, and anyone seeking knowledge about the dangers of driving while impaired. A must see for teen drivers. Meets monthly. $40/session 912-443-0410. English as Second Language Classes

Learn conversational English, comprehension, vocabulary and life communication skills. All ages. Thursdays, 7:30pm, Island Christian Church, 4601 US Highway 80 East. Free. 912-897-3604. islandchristian. org. Family Law Workshop

The Mediation Center has three workshops per month for people who do not have legal representation in a family matter: divorce, legitimation, modifications of child support, visitation, contempt. Schedule: 1st Tues, 2nd Mon, 4th Thursday. Call for times. $30 912-354-6686. mediationsavannah.com. Fany’s Spanish/English Institute

Spanish is fun. Classes for adults and children held at 15 E. Montgomery Crossroad. Register by phone. . 912-921-4646. Figure Drawing Classes

Tuesdays 6-9pm and Wednesdays 9:3012:30am. $60/4-session package or $20 drop-in fee. At the Studio School. . 912484-6415. melindaborysevicz@gmail.com. thestudioschoolsavannah.com. Studio School, 1319 Bull St. Free Fitness Boot Camp

Mondays and Wednesdays, 6pm at Tribble Park, Largo & Windsor Rd. Children welcome. Free 912-921-0667. Free Guitar Classes

August 4th and 11th will be for any age child at he beginner level. August 18th’s class is for beginner adults to dust of that guitar. August 25th’s class is for the guitarist who knows a few chords and would like to expand knowledge while playing with others. Class members need only bring themselves and a guitar. Size limited to 10/ class, send email to reserve space, get directions, and ask any questions. Free and open to the public. Mon., Aug. 18, 6-6:45 p.m. savannahschooloffolkmusic@gmail. com. Ms. Amy’s School of Music, 2421 Waters Avenue. Guitar, Mandolin, or Bass Guitar Lessons

Emphasis on theory, reading music, and improvisation. Located in Ardsley Park. . 912-232-5987. Housing Authority Neighborhood Resource Center

Housing Authority of Savannah hosts classes at the Neighborhood Resource Center. Adult literacy/GED prep: MonThurs, 9am-12pm & 1pm-4pm. Financial education: 4th Fri each month, 9am-11am. Basic computer training: Tues & Thurs, 1pm-3pm. Community computer lab: Mon-Fri, 3pm-4:30pm. . 912-232-4232 x115. savannahpha.com. savannahpha. com/NRC.html. Neighborhood Resource Center, 1407 Wheaton St. Knitting & Crochet Classes

Offered at The Frayed Knot, 6 W. State St. See the calendar of events on website. Mondays. 912-233-1240. thefrayedknotsav. com. Latin Cardio

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Latin Cardio is a cardio-based workout class that is designed to get you off the couch and sweat while having fun! We dance to all your favorite latin style dances like cha cha, samba, jive, rumba, salsa and more! Don’t worry, you will be sweating off the pounds every time you put your feet into action on the dance floor! No partner necessary. Workout clothes required! $10 drop in or $80 for 10 classes Mondays, 6 p.m. 912.312.3549. salondebaile.dance@ gmail.com. salondebailedancestudio.com. Salon de Baile Dance Studio, 7064 Hodgson Memorial Drive.

for info. . 912-354-1500. portmansmusic. com. Portman’s Music Superstore, 7650 Abercorn St.

Sewing lessons for all ages and skill levels. Private and Group classes. . 912-596-0889. kleossewingstudio.com. Kleo’s Sewing Studio, 36 W. Broughton St. #201.

Novel Writing

Learn to Sew!

New Mamas Club

Fun new class with Ann Carroll and Cate Glyn-Jones (alternating weeks). Time will be spent on a variety of engaging activities for mom and baby including some light yoga or gentle exercise. $20 per mom or 6-sessions for $65 to be used within 2 months of purchase - this option also includes 10% off Erigo services, classes, or products Fridays, 10 a.m.-noon. 912544-6387. erigosavannah.com. Erigo, 5301 Paulsen Street.

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Life Coaching

Savannah author offers one-on20 E. Broughton winning St or•small 912.236.5464 one group classes, mentoring,

Sun-Wed 5pm-12am • Thurs-Sat • themiragesavannah.com Group & Individual Life Coaching with a 5pm-2:30am manuscript critique, ebook formatting.

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Certified Life Coach. Ready for a career change, new lifestyle, or an opportunity to pursue creative or business projects? Step-by-step guidance to fulfill aspirations. In person or telephone sessions. Contact via email or telephone. Every 3 days. 912596-1952. info@roiseandassociates.com. Downtown Savannah, downtown.

Email for pricing and scheduling info. . pmasoninsavannah@gmail.com.

Beginner photography to post production. Instruction for all levels. $20 for two-hour class. See website for complete class list. 410-251-4421. chris@chrismorrisphotography.com. chrismorrisphotography.com.

Savannah Harley Owners Group Donates $15,500

This class offers the education needed to face the physical, mental, and emotional changes of your body, mind and heart with poise and grace. Lynn will guide you and your child through a variety of relaxation techniques leaving you feeling refreshed and reinvigorated to face the day. This class is open to expecting and new moms as well as those with small children (4 and under). $15/class or 6 classes for $50 (to be used within 2 months) Tuesdays, Thursdays, 10-11 a.m. 912-544-6387. erigosavannah.com. Erigo, 5301 Paulsen Street.

Piano lessons with a classically trained instructor, with theater and church experience. 912-312-3977. . georgiamusicwarehouse.com/. Georgia Music Warehouse, 2424 Abercorn St.

Corporate Sponsors

Mommy & Me Relaxation Class

Music Instruction

Georgia Music Warehouse, near corner of Victory Drive & Abercorn, offering instruction by professional musicians. Band instruments, violin, piano, drums and guitar. All ages welcome. . 912-358-0054. georgiamusicwarehouse.com/. Georgia Music Warehouse, 2424 Abercorn St. Music Lessons: Private or Group

Portman’s Music Academy offers private or group classes for ages 2 to 92, beginner to advanced level. All instruments. Also, voice lessons, music production technology and DJ lessons. Teaching staff of over 20 instructors with professional, well equipped studios and a safe, friendly waiting area for parents and siblings. . 912-354-1500. portmansmusic.com. portmansmusic. com. Portman’s Music Superstore, 7650 Abercorn St. Music Lessons--Multiple Instruments

Savannah Musicians Institute offers private instruction for all ages in guitar, ddrums, piano, bass, voice, banjo, mandolin, ukelele, flute, woodwinds. 7041 Hodgson Memorial Dr. . 912-692-8055. smisavannah@gmail.com. New Horizons Adult Band Program

Music program for adults who played a band instrument in high school/college and would like to play again. Mondays at 6:30pm at Portman’s. $30 per month. All ages and ability levels welcome. Call

Photography Classes

Piano Lessons

Piano Voice-Coaching

Pianist with M/degree,classical modern jazz improvisation, no age limit. Call 912-961-7021 or 912-667-1056. Serious inquiries only. . Piloxing: Sexy, Sleek, and Powerful

PILOXING® cardio fusion incorporates cutting edge research and fitness techniques to burn maximum calories, build lean muscles, and increase stamina. Uniquely blends the power, speed, and agility of boxing with the targeted sculpting and flexibility of pilates. Also uses weighted gloves, toning the arms and maximizing cardiovascular health. Includes dance moves to create muscle-toning, fat-burning workout that generates a feeling of physical and mental empowerment. $10.00 drop in or 10 classes for $80 Fridays, 10-11 a.m. 912.312.3549. reservetodance@gmail.com. salondebailedancestudio.com. Salon de Baile Dance Studio, 7064 Hodgson Memorial Drive. Public Cupping

Like a wine tasting, but with coffee. A lesson on coffee process methods and origins worthy of a connoisseur. Free and open to the public. Donations welcome. Fridays, 10-11 a.m.. 912-209-0025. perccoffee.com. PERC Coffee Roasters, 1802 East Broad Street. Quilting Classes

: Quilting classes for beginners and advanced stitchers. Learn to make your first quilt or learn a new technique. See the website, call, or come by the shop. varies . 912 925 0055. email@colonialquilts.us. colonialquilts.us. Colonial Quilts and Savannah Sewing Center, 11710 Largo Drive. Reading/Writing Tutoring

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To the Muscular Dystrophy Association of the Coastal Empire from the recent Black-n-Blue Ball fundraiser

• PLatinuM LeveL • Savannah Harley-Davidson

• GOLd LeveL • Mitsubishi Power Systems/ Jim Williams PB’NJ Tours Ronnie & Dawn Carter The Pate Family - In Memory of Susie Pate William Masturani

On behalf of the savannah harley Owners Group (hOG), art hebert, Lyndal Kennedy, Craig Mueller and Jim sanford presented Coleen harvey, director of the Muscular dystrophy association of the Coastal empire, a check totaling $15,500. the money was raised at the hOG Black-n-Blue Ball on June 28, 2014 to be used to pay for children in the local area with neuromuscular diseases to attend a six day summer camp at Camp twin Lakes in rutledge, Georgia. savannah hOG is a long-time friend of Mda and has contributed over $180,000 in the last eleven years.

• BrOnze LeveL • James & Linda Sanford Art & Mary Beth Hebert James & Margaret Forman California Tattoo Jim & Coral Brown Cardiology Associates of Savannah John Finch Coastal Empire Periodontics Michael & Linda Vaughn Critz Auto Group Mike & Ninagene Reddick Danny & Carol Smith Mitchell & Janie Tomlinson Ed Barsness Pope Construction Co., Inc. Gerald (Daddy D) & Girtha Davis Richard & Kathy Kurazawa Jere Settle Rusty & Jill Lanier Godley Station Dental Savannah HD Dunk Tank/Walter Hicks GrayBeards Motorcycle Service Tim Guyer Hunter, Maclean, Exley & Dunn PC

• siLver LeveL • Axeon Specialty Products Bob & Lois Klitsch Colonial Foundation, Inc. Dent & Ann Purcell Keith & Linda Fry Keller’s Flea Market Stan & Louise Riner

THAnk yOu TO All MDA SpOnSOrS AnD friEnDS wHO MADE THiS DOnATiOn pOSSiBlE • Friends •

Cracker Barrel

Marriott Savannah - Riverfront

Papa John’s Pizza- Pooler

David Browning

Crown Plaza - Charleston

Meinhardt Winery

Paul Kennedy Catering

St. Josephs/Candler

David Culverhouse

Melanie Edwards

Pembrooke Pharmacy Pepsi Cola

Stars and Stripes Quilting Guild

Philip Newman

Statesboro Inn

Simply Irresistable

Randy Robertson Sam Edwards

Dominoes Pizza- Pooler

Mid Day Yoga

Driftaway Café

Mike and Linda Vaughn

Fatz

Miss Sophie’s

Pirates House Gift Shop

Sweet Pea’s

Gaffney’s Cheap Seats

Morris Newspaper Corporation - dba Savannah Pennysaver, Connect Savannah, Bryan County News, Effingham Herald

Pizza Hut - Richmond Hill

Sweet Teas

Pizza Hut - Statesboro

Terri Sheahan

• in Kind/Other dOnatiOns • 45 Bistro Alco Stores 388 Pembroke Atlanta Braves Beaver House Brian Williams Television Burns Outboard Service Butterducks Winery Canyon Ranch Institute Tucson

Gerald & Glenda Brady Glenn Newcomer Godley Station Dental Hilton Atlanta Hooters Hunter Golf Clubs Hymans Seafood - Charleston Jim Williams

Muscular Dystrophy Association staff

Plantation Carriage Company

The Brice

Plums Ice Cream & Sandwich Shop-R.H.

The Crab Shack The Hogettes

Quick RX

Therapetic Embrace

Quilting Guild

Thomas Kinkade Gallery

New Life Flowers & Home Décor

Richard Kurazawa

Tony Malott

Office Services

Rock House Bar & Grill/Tybee

Valdosta Fairfield Inn

Olive Garden - Pooler

Salon Retreat

Varsity

Sanders Country Store

Vics on the River

Savannah South KOA

Wild Adventures

Shell House

Zoo Atlanta

Carrabbas - Charleston

Joann’s Florist

Circa Lighting

Levy Jewelers

Olive Garden - Southside Savannah

Crab Shack

Lisa Wallace

Owens Supply Pembroke

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Ms. Dawn’s Tutoring in reading, writing, and composition. Remedial reading skills, help with borderline dyslexia, to grammar, term paper writing, and English as a Second Language. Fun methods for children to help them learn quickly. Contact: cordraywriter@gmail.com or text or call 912-12660-7399. Call for fee information. Russian Language Classes

Learn to speak Russian. All experience levels welcome, beginner to expert. Call for info. . 912-713-2718. Salsa Group Classes

Join us for the hottest class around Salsa! Learn how to dance with a partner or come solo. $5.00 undefined, 5:30 p.m. 912.312.3549. salondebaile.dance@gmail. com. salondebailedancestudio.com. Salon de Baile Dance Studio, 7064 Hodgson Memorial Drive. SCMPD Boater Safety Course

On July 1, 2014, a new Mandatory Education Law for boaters went into effect, requiring anyone born after Jan. 1, 1998, to have successfully completed a Georgia DNR approved boater education course to operate a powerboat in the State of Georgia. This course, by Sav-Chatham Metro Police, fulfills that requirement. Free to attend. Must be 12 and older. Reservations required. Sat., Aug. 16, 9 a.m.-4 p.m. 912) 921-5450. SCMPD-Savannah Mall, 14045 Abercorn St. Sewing Classes

Beginner in sewing? Starting your clothing business or clothing line? Learn to sew. Industry standard sewing courses designed to meet your needs in the garment industry. Open schedule. Savannah Sewing Academy. 1917 Bull St. . 912-290-0072. savsew.com. Short Story Writing

The Short Story is an art form that, although economic, encompasses all of the characteristics of great novels, including narrative and character. In Short Story Writing, students with some experience in fiction and nonfiction storytelling will use assigned readings, writing homework and workshop style critiques to explore various writing techniques. Upon completion, they will understand narrative structure and scenic writing, dialogue, character, place, word choice, rhythm and pacing and the art of revision. $200 Mondays, 6:30-8:30 p.m.. 912-651-2005. PersonalDevelopment@georgiasouthern.edu. academics. georgiasouthern.edu/ce/programs/personaldevelopment/writingclasses/. cgc. georgiasouthern.edu/. Coastal Georgia Center, 305 Fahm Street.

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Singing Classes

Bel Canto is the name of the style of singing invented by Nicola Vaccai, which helps the voice become flexible and expressive, improves the vocal range and breathing capacity and is the technique Anitra Warren uses to train her students. It carries over well as a foundation for opera, rock, pop, gospel and musical theatre. $25 Mondays-Sundays, 6 p.m. 786-247-9923. anitraoperadiva@yahoo.com. Institute of Cinematic Arts, 12 West State Street, 3rd and 4th flrs.,. Singing Lessons with Anitra Opera Diva

38 Teaching the Vaccai Bel Canto technique

for improving vocal range and breathing capacity. A good foundation technique for different styles--opera, pop, rock, cabaret. Fridays 5:30-8:30pm. Institute of Cinematic Arts, 12 1/2 W. State St., 3rd floor. . 786247-9923. anitraoperadiva.com.

8400-B Abercorn St. Call Muriel, 912-6313452, or Darowe, 912-272-2797. . abeniculturalarts@gmail.com. Adult Intermediate Ballet

Beginner and Intermediate Ballet, Modern Dance, Barre Fusion, Barre Core Body Spanish Classes Sculpt, and Gentle Stretch and Tone. no Learn Spanish for life and grow your busiexperience needed for beginner Ballet, ness. Courses for professionals offered by barre, or stretch/tone. The Ballet School, Conquistador Spanish Language Institute, Piccadilly Square, 10010 Abercorn. RegisLLC. Classes offered in a series. Beginner tration/fees/info online or by phone. . 912Spanish for Professionals--Intro price $155 925-0903. theballetschoolsav.com. Avegost LARP + textbook ($12.95). Instructor: Bertha Live action role playing group that exists in E. Hernandez, M.Ed. and native speaker. a medieval fantasy realm. generallly meets Meets in the Keller Williams Realty the second weekend of the month. Free meeting room, 329 Commercial Drive. . for your first event or if you’re a non-player conquistador-spanish.com. Stress Reduction: Arising Stillness in Zen character. $35 fee for returning characters. Stress-reducing practices for body, speech . godzillaunknown@gmail.com. avegost. and mind. Five Thursday night classes com. Blindness and Low Vision: A Guide to Working, from 6- 7:00pm. $15 drop-in; $70 for Living, and Supporting Individuals with Vision series. Rev. Fugon Cindy Beach, Sensei. Savannah Zen Center 111 E. 34th St. 31401 Loss Workshops on the 3rd Thursday of each revfugon@gmail.com . Vocal Lessons month on vision loss, services, and The Voice Co-op is a group of voice instruc- technology available to participate in the tors who believe in the power of a nurturing community. And, how the community community to help voice students blossom can support individuals with vision loss. into vibrant artists. Each of our instrucOrientation and Mobility Techniques; Low tors have earned the degree of Master of Vision vs. Legal Blindness; Supporting Music in Voice Performance. Group master People with Low Vision to Achieve Maxiclasses are held once each month for stu- mum Independence; Low Vision Simulator dents of the Co-op. In the winter and spring Experiences; Resources. Free and open to the students will have the opportunity to the public. . savannahcblv.org. Savannah present a voice recital for the community. Center for the Blind and Low Vision, 214 Varies . 912-656-0760. TheVoiceCoOp.org. Drayton St. Buccaneer Region SCCA The Voice Co-op, Downtown. West Coast Swing Class Local chapter of the Sports Car Club of Interested in learning how to West Coast America, hosting monthly solo/autocross Swing? Come learn from the best in Savan- driving events in the Savannah area. Anynah. Rick Cody will take you though the one with a safe car, insurance and a valid smooth rhythms of beach music to help driver’s license is eligible to participate. you get ready for the dance floor. $12 drop See website. . buccaneerregion.org. Business Networking on the Islands in fee or $35 for 4 weeks Wednesdays, 7 Small Business Professionals Islands p.m. 912.312.3549. salondebaile.dance@ gmail.com. salondebailedancestudio.com. Networking Group meets first Thursday Salon de Baile Dance Studio, 7064 Hodgson each month, 9:30am-10:30am. Tradewinds Ice Cream & Coffee, 107 Charlotte Rd. Call Memorial Drive. Yoga on the Beach for info. . 912-308-6768. Wednesdays & Fridays from Memorial Chatham Sailing Club Meets every Friday evening for an informal Day through Labor Day. 7-8 AM,weather social gathering of like minded people permitting. North Beach Parking Lot, Gulick Street beach walkover. Drop-ins and who enjoy the water. Watch the sun go beginners welcome & encouraged! Class is down over Turner Creek. All are welcome, by donation. Multi-level Class, Hatha I & II, including kids of every age and dogs. See Integral® Yoga style. Instructor is Ann Car- website for details. Fridays.. chathamsailroll, e-RYT 500 hour level. Bring your yoga ing.org. Young’s Marina, 218 Wilmington Island Rd. mat or beach towel. For more information Creative Magic Mondays contact Ann at (912) 704~7650 or ann@ aikyayoga.com By Donation Fri., Aug. 15, 7 Join us on Mondays as we begin our week on a creative note. Doodling, planning, a.m. 912-704-7650. ann@aikyayoga.com. aikyayoga.com. North Beach, Tybee Island. manifesting, crafting! Just bring your own art supplies to get the week started right! Free with a Love Donation Appreciated Clubs & Organizations 13th Colony Sound Barbershop Chorus Mondays, 11 a.m. relaxsavannah@gmail. Sing in the harmonious barbershop style com. facebook.com/creativemanifest. Anawith the Savannah Chorus of the Barberhata Healing Arts Center, 2424 Drayton St. shop Harmony Society No charge Mondays, Drop N Circle Craft Night Sponsored by The Frayed Knot and Perlina. 6:30 p.m. 912-344-9768. rfksav@gmail. com. savannahbarbershoppers.org. Savan- Tuesdays, 5pm-8pm. 6 W. State Street. Enjoy sharing creativity with other knitters, nah Arts Academy, 500 Washington Ave. Abeni Cultural Arts Dance Classes crocheters, beaders, spinners, felters, Classses for multiple ages in performance needle pointers, etc. All levels of experidance and adult fitness dance. African, ence welcome. Call for info. . 912-233modern, ballet, jazz, tap, contemporary, 1240. Energy Healers gospel. Held at Abeni Cultural Arts studio,

Meets every Monday at 6pm. Mediation and healing with energy. Discuss aromatherapy, chakra systems and more. Call for info. . 912-695-2305. meetup.com/SavannahEnergyHealers. Exchange Club of Savannah - Weekly Lunch

The Exchange of Savannah meets every Monday (except on the fifth Monday of the month) from noon til 1:00. We have a speaker and honor a student of the month and year, police officer and fireman of the year. We support the Jenkins Boys & Girls Club as well as the Center for the Prevention of Child Abuse. Guest are welcome Mondays, 12-1 p.m. 912-441-6559. Savannahexchange.org. Exchange Club of Savannah, 4801 Meding Street. Fiber Guild of the Savannahs

Open to all who are interested in the fiber arts: weaving, spinning, basket making, knitting, crocheting, quilting, beading, rug hooking, doll making, etc. Meets at Oatland Island Wildlife Center the first Saturday of the month September through June 10:15am. See our website for programs and events. Mondays, 10:30 a.m. fiberguildsavannah.homestead.com/. Fiber Guild of the Savannahs, 711 Sandtown Road GA. Freedom Network

An international, leaderless network of individuals seeking more freedom in an unfree world, via non-political methods. Savannah meetings/discussions twice monthly, Thursdays, 8:30pm. Topics and meeting locations vary. No politics, no religious affiliation, no dues, no fees. Email for next meeting day and location. . onebornfree@yahoo.com. Historic Flight Savannah

A non-profit organization dedicated to sending area Korean War and WWII veterans to Washington, DC, to visit the WWII Memorial. All expenses paid by Honor Flight Savannah. Honor Flight seeks contributions, and any veterans interested in a trip to Washington. Call for info. . 912-5961962. honorflightsavannah.org. Historic Savannah Chapter: ABWA

Meets the second Thursday of every month from 6pm-7:30pm. Tubby’s Tank House, 2909 River Drive, Thunderbolt. Attendees pay for their own meals. RSVP by phone. . 912-660-8257. Hostess City Toastmasters Club

Improve your public speaking and leadership skills at our professional, friendly, peer-run Toastmasters meetings, every Tuesday 6-7 PM at 35 Barnard Street Third Floor at ThincSavannah. Practice your speeches for work and community events. Network and make new friends. Guests are always welcomed. $10/month Tue., Aug. 19, 6-7 p.m. 912-484-0165. hostesscitytm@gmail.com. facebook.com/ hostesscitytoastmasters. thincsavannah. com. ThincSavannah, 35 Barnard St. Suite 300. Ink Slingers Writing Group

A creative writing group for writers of poetry, prose, or undefinable creative ventures. Based in Savannah and a little nomadic. Meets two Thursdays a month, 5:45pm. Discussion of exercises, ideas, or already in progress pieces. Free to attend. See Facebook page savinksling-

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ers. . Southwest Chatham Library, 14097 Abercorn St. Island MOMSnext

For mothers of school-aged children, kindergarten through high school. Authentic community, mothering support, personal growth, practical help, and spiritual hope. First and third Mondays, excluding holidays. Childcare on request. A ministry of MOPS International. Info by phone or email. . 912-898-4344. kymmccarty@ hotmail.com. mops.org. Islands MOPS

A Mothers of Preschoolers group that meets at First Baptist Church of the Islands, two Wednesdays a month, 9:15am-11:30am. . sites.google.com/ site/islandsmops. fbcislands.com/. First Baptist Church of the Islands, 6613 Johnny Mercer Blvd.

month, 11:30am-1:00pm. See website or call for info. . 912-353-3148. safekidssavannah.org. Savannah Brewers’ League

Meets 1st Wednesday of the month, 7:30pm at Moon River Brewing Co. Call or see website for info. . 912-447-0943. hdb. org. moonriverbrewing.com/. Moon River Brewing Co., 21 West Bay St.

Savannah Authors Autonomous Writing Group

Meets 1st and 3rd Tuesdays each month. Prose writing, fiction and non fiction. Discussion, constructive criticism, instruction, exercises and examples. Location: Charles Brown Antiques/Fine Silver, 14 W. Jones St. All are welcome. No charge. Contact Alice Vantrease via email or phone. . 912308-3208. alicevantrease@live.com. Savannah Charlesfunders Investment Discussion Group

Knittin’ Night

Meets Saturdays, 8:30am to discuss stocks, bonds and better investing. Contact by email for info. . charlesfund@gmail.com. panerabread.com/. Panera Bread (Broughton St.), 1 West Broughton St.

Low Country Turners

A dinner meeting the 4th Tuesday of the month at 6:00pm (except December.) Location: Hunter Club. Call John Findeis for info. . 912-748-7020.

Knitters, Needlepoint and Crochet

Meets every Wednesday. Different locations downtown. Call for info. No fees. Want to learn? Join us. . 912-308-6768. Knit and crochet gathering held each Tuesday evening, 5pm-8pm All skill levels welcome. Tuesdays, 5-8 p.m. 912-2380514. wildfibresavannah.com/. Wild Fibre, 409 East Liberty St. A club for wood-turning enthusiasts. Call Steve Cook for info at number below. . 912313-2230. Military Order of the Purple Heart Ladies Auxiliary

Meets the first Saturday of the month at 1:00pm. Call for info. . 912-786-4508. American Legion Post 184, 3003 Rowland Ave. Peacock Guild--For Writers and Book Lovers

A literary society for bibliophiles and writers. Writer’s Salon meetings are first Tues. at 7:30pm at the Flannery O’Connor Home. Book club meetings are third Tues., 7:30pm. Location changes each month. Call or see Facebook group “Peacock Guild” for info. . 912-233-6014. Flannery O’Connor Childhood Home, 207 E. Charlton Street. Philo Cafe

Discussion group that meets every Monday, 7:30pm - 9:00pm at various locations. Anyone craving good conversation is invited. Free to attend. Email for info, or see Facebook.com/SavannahPhiloCafe. Mondays. athenapluto@yahoo.com. R.U.F.F. - Retirees United for the Future

RUFF meets the last Friday of each month at 10am to protect Social Security, Medicare, Medicaid and related senior issues. Parking in the rear. Free to all Seniors . 912-344-5127. New Covenant Church, 2201 Bull St. Rogue Phoenix Sci-Fi Fantasy Club

A local club for role-players, gamers, and fans from all over the sci-fi /fantasy universe. Meetings on the 3rd Tuesday of each month at Super King Buffet 10201 Abercorn St., Savannah at 7PM. Contact: kasak@comcast.net. Website: roguephoenix.org or on Facebook. . 912-308-2094. kasak@comcast.net. roguephoenix.org. Safe Kids Savannah

A coalition dedicated to preventing childhood injuries. Meets 2nd Tuesday each

Savannah Council, Navy League of the United States

Savannah Fencing Club

Beginner classes Tuesdays and Thursdays for six weeks. $60. Some equipment provided. After completing the class, you may join the Savannah Fencing Club for $5/ month. Experienced fencers welcome. Call or email for info. . 912-429-6918. savannahfencing@aol.com. Savannah Go Green

Meets most Saturdays. Green events and places. Share ways to Go Green each day. Call for info. . 912-308-6768. Savannah Jaycees

Meeting/info session held the 1st Tuesday each month at 6pm to discuss upcoming events and provide an opportunity for those interested in joining Jaycees to learn more. Must be age 21-40. Jaycees Building, 101 Atlas St. . 912-353-7700. savannahjaycees. com. Savannah Kennel Club

Monthly meetings open to the public. Held at Logan’s Roadhouse, the 4th Monday each month, Sept. through May. Dinner: 6:pm. Speaker: 7:30pm. Guest speakers each meeting. . 912-238-3170. savannahkennelclub.org. Golden Corral, 7822 Abercorn St. Savannah Newcomers Club

Open to women who have lived in the Savannah area for less than two years. Membership includes monthly luncheon and program. Activities, tours and events to help learn about Savannah and make new friends. . savannahnewcomersclub. com.

Beach, Buffet and no dress code. Check website for events calendar or send an email for Parrot Head gatherings. . savannahphc@yahoo.com. savannahphc.com.

Join the Facebook group to find out more about vegetarian and vegan lifestyles, and to hear about upcoming local events. Mondays.

Meet the second Saturday, September through June, at Woods of Savannah, 1764C Hodgson Memorial. Social time 9:30am, meetings 10:00am followed by a program. Open to all who are interested in quilting. Membership is $25 per year. . (912) 5989977. savannahquiltguild@comcast.net.

A gathering of writers of all levels for networking, hearing published guest authors, and writing critique in a friendly, supportive environment. 2nd and 4th Tuesdays at 7:00pm, Atlanta Bread Company, Twelve Oaks Shopping Center, 5500 Abercorn. Free and open to the public. See website or call for info. . savannahwritersgroup. blogspot.com.

Savannah Quilt Guild

Savannah Sacred Harp Singers

Everyone who loves to sing is invited to join Savannah Sacred Harp Singers. All are welcome to participate or listen to one of America’s most revered musical traditions. Call or email. . 912-655-0994. savannahsacredharp.com. Faith Primitive Baptist Church, 3212 Bee Road. Savannah SCA

The local chapter of the Society for Creative Anachronism meets every Saturday at Forsyth Park for fighter practice and general hanging out. If you’re interested in re-creating the Middle Ages and Renaissance, come join us! South end of Forsyth Park, just past the Farmer’s Market. Free. www.savannahsca.org Free , 11 a.m. savannahsca.org. Forsyth Park, 501 Whitaker St. Savannah Story Games

A group that plays games that help tell improvised stories. Get together over food and help create an amazing story in just three hours. The group uses games with special rules that craft characters, settings, and conflicts. Sundays at Guild Hall, 615 Montgomery Street. Email or check website for infl. free Fridays-Sundays. info@savannahstorygames.com. savannahstorygames.com. Downtown Savannah, downtown. Savannah Sunrise Rotary Club

Meets Thursdays from 7:30am-8:30am at the Mulberry Inn. . savannahsunriserotary. org. Savannah Toastmasters

Helps improve speaking and leadership skills in a friendly, supportive environment. Mondays, 6:15pm, Memorial Health University Medical Center, in the Conference Room C. . 912-484-6710. memorialhealth. com/. Memorial Health University Medical Center, 4700 Waters Ave. Savannah Veggies and Vegans

Savannah Writers Group

Spies and Mysteries Book Club

Have a great love of the dead drop, tradecraft and signals? Then this is the book club for you! We meet every 2nd Thurs of the month @6:30 pm, 2nd floor, Southwest Chatham Lib. This months read: Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy. None second Thursday of every month, 6:30 p.m. 912-925-8305. Southwest Chatham Library, 14097 Abercorn St. Tertulia en español at Foxy Loxy

Spanish conversation table. Meets second and fourth Thursday of each month. 7:30pm to 9pm at Foxy Loxy, 1919 Bull street. Come practice your Spanish, have a cafe con leche or Spanish wine, and meet nice people. All levels welcome. Free. Purchase beverages and snacks. . foxyloxycafe.com/. Foxy Loxy Cafe, 1919 Bull St. U.S. Coast Guard Auxiliary Flotilla

Join the volunteer organization that assists the U.S. Coast Guard. Meets 4th Wednesday at 6pm at Barnes, 5320 Waters Ave. All ages welcome. Prior experience/boat ownership not required. Call or see website for info. . 912-598-7387. savannahaux.com. Vietnam Veterans of America Chapter 671

Meets second Monday of each month, 7pm, at the American Legion Post 135, 1108 Bull St. . 912-429-0940. rws521@ msn.com. vvasav.com.

Woodville-Tompkins Scholarship Foundation

Meets second Tuesday each month (except October) 6:00pm, Woodville-Tompkins, 151 Coach Joe Turner St. Call or email for info. . 912-232-3549. chesteraellis@comcast. net. Concerts

13th Colony Sound (Barbershop Singing)

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Savannah No Kidding!

No Kidding. Join Savannah’s only social club for people without children! No membership fees, meet great new friends, enjoy a wide variety of activities and events. savannahnokidding.angelfire.com/ or email savannahnokidding@gmail.com . The Historic District, Downtown Savannah. Savannah Parrot Head Club

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us!” Mondays, 7pm. . 912-344-9768. savannahbarbershoppers.org. Thunderbolt Lodge #693, 3111 Rowland Ave. American Traditions Competition: Summer Soiree

American Traditions Competition launches its 2015 season with this concert by the winner of the 2014 competition. Free to attend. Must email or call for an invitation. Sun., Aug. 17, 5 p.m. 912–667-6617. savannahsue@bellsouth.net. Savannah Coffee Roasters, 215 West Liberty Street. PICKBluegrass Banquet: The Jimmy Wolling

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The first event of the Anahata Concert Series, features this local bluegrass combo, and refreshments made from locally grown produce. Adults $25/ advance $30 at door Kids 6 – 13yrs $15.00 Kids 5yrs and under free Wed., Aug. 13, 7-9 p.m. 912-308-3410. lynn@anahatahealingarts.com. anahatahealingarts.com/happenings/. Anahata Healing Arts Center, 2424 Drayton St. Concert: Zac Chester Trio

Coastal Jazz Association presents this trio led by solo pianist and keyboardist Zac Chester. With Savannah bassist Mitch Hennes, vocalist Natalie Rella, and drummer Von Barlow. $20 Gen. Adm. Free for CJA members and students with valid student ID. Sun., Aug. 17, 5 p.m. coastaljazz.org. Savannah Arts Academy, 500 Washington Ave. PICKEdith Piaf Cabaret Natasha Drena as the legendary Fresh Chanteuse Edith Piaf. 125 seats available on the Lucas stage.. $30 Thu., Aug. 14, 7 p.m. 912-525-5050. lucastheatre.com. lucastheatre.com. Lucas Theatre for the Arts, 32 Abercorn St. The Love and Soul Experience

Kimberly Gunn Music Presents The Love and Soul Experience every third Friday of the month beginning May 17th. There will be music, poetry, comedy, creative arts, and networking. Kimberly Gunn Music and friends will provide musical entertainment. An event for ages 18 and up. $10 Admission $12 VIP third Friday of every month, 7:30 p.m. (912) 224-6084 or (912) 224-4461. kimberlygunn.com. The Eden Room, 1105 Stiles Avenue. Savannah Voice Festival: Sherill Milnes Studio Opera Scenes

The singers that studied within the Voice Festival’s educational programs perform opera vignettes and arias. $18 Sat., Aug. 16, 1-2:30 p.m. Savannahvoicefestival.org. westinsavannah.com/. Westin Savannah Harbor Golf Resort & Spa, 1 Resort Drive. Savannah Voice Festival: Finale: From Bizet to Broadway

The Voice Festival closes its public performances with an electric final concert of one favorite work after another. Sponsored by The Italian Society of Savannah. $43 Sat., Aug. 16, 6:30-8 p.m. Savannahvoicefestival.org. fpc.presbychurch.net. First Presbyterian Church, 520 Washington Ave. AUG 13-19, 2014

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Savannah Voice Festival:Opera Idol: A Competitive Audition

A light-hearted family-friendly event that turns an audition into a fun learning experience for participants (competing for prizes) and audience members. Judges 40 are Voice Experience faculty and friends.

$18 Fri., Aug. 15, 5-7 p.m. Savannahvoicefestival.org. westinsavannah.com/. Westin Savannah Harbor Golf Resort & Spa, 1 Resort Drive. Dance

19th Century Dance Instruction

Dance instructor Elizabeth Albe and the Davenport House 19th Century Dancers instructs new and returning dancers in the quadrille, waltz and country dances. Call for pricing. Fri., Aug. 15, 4 p.m. and Sun., Aug. 17, 1 p.m. 912-236-8097. info@ davenporthousemuseum.org. The Kennedy Pharmacy, 323 E Broughton ST.

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Beginners Belly Dancing with Cybelle

For those with little-to-no dance background. Instructor is formally trained, has performed for over ten years. $15/person. Tues. 7pm-8pm. Private classes and walk ins available. Synergistic Bodies, 7724 Waters Ave. . 912-414-1091. info@cybelle3. com. cybelle3.com. Bellydance lessons with Happenstance Bellydance

All levels and styles of bellydance welcome. Classes are every Monday from 5:30-6:30pm. $15/lesson. Drop-ins welcome or call Carrie @(912)704-2940 Adult Ballet Class for more info. happenstancebellydance@ Maxine Patterson School of Dance, 2212 gmail.com happenstancebellydance. Lincoln St, offers adult ballet on Thursdays, wordpress.com $15/lesson , 5:30 p.m. 6:30pm-7:30pm $12 per class. Call for info. (912) 704-2940. happenstancebellydance. . 912-234-8745. wordpress.com. Anahata Healing Arts Adult Intermediate Ballet Center, 2424 Drayton St. Suite B. Mondays and Wednesdays, 7pm-8pm. C.C. Express Dance Team Wednesdays, 6pm-8pm. Clogging or $12/class or $90/8 classes. Call for info. tap dance experience is necessary. Call Academy of Dance, 74 W. Montgomery Claudia Collier for info. . 912-748-0731. Crossroad. . 912-921-2190. Argentine Tango Windsor Forest Recreation Building, WindLessons Sundays 1:30-3;30pm. Open to sor Forest. Dance for Peace the public. $3 per person. Wear closed A weekly gathering to benefit locals in toe leather shoes if possible. Doris Martin Dance Studio, 8511-h ferguson Ave. Call or need. Music, dancing, fun for all ages. Donations of nonperishable food and email for info. . 912-925-7416. savh_tangently used or new clothing are welcomed. go@yahoo.com. Awaken with Chakradance™ Free and open to the public. Sundays, 3 Join us for a free-flowing, meditative p.m. 912-547-6449. xavris21@yahoo.com. dance and experience the healing power Forsyth Park, 501 Whitaker St. Dance Lessons (Salsa, Bachata) of Chakradance™. With eclectic music Learn to dance Salsa & Bachata. For info, selected to resonate with each specall Austin (912-704-8726) or Omar (Spancific chakra, along with guided imagery, ish - 787-710-6721). Thursdays. 912-704Chakradance™ will take you on a spiritual 8726. salsa@salsasavannah.com. salsajourney, free the energy in your body and open you to a deeper experience of life. No savannah.com. Great Gatsby, 408 West dance experience or prior knowledge of the Broughton Street. chakras is necessary. Limited to 12 partici- Dance Party pants – email to reserve a spot today! $20 , Join us on Thursdays at 8pm for fun, 7-8:30 p.m. 912-663-1306. Chakradancer@ friendship, and dancing! Parties are free for our students and are only $10 comcast.net. chakradance.com/. synergisticbodies.com. Synergistic Bodies, 7901 for visitors ($15 for couples). free - $15 Thursdays, 8 p.m. 912-335-3335. savanWaters Ave. Ballroom Group Dance Class nahballroom@gmail.com. savannahballWeekly ballroom dance classes focus on roomdancing.com. Savannah Ballroom two types of dance each month. Open to Dance Studio, 11 Travis Street. FUNdamentals Dance Lesson partners/couples or to solos. The $35 for Every Tuesday and Wednesday we will be 4 weeks or $10 drop in Mondays, 7 p.m. 912.312.3549. reservetodance@gmail.com. having group classes at 8pm! Tuesdays classes will focus on FUNdamental steps, salondebailedancestudio.com. Salon de Baile Dance Studio, 7064 Hodgson Memo- styling, and techniques. Wednesday’s classes will be more specific and advanced rial Drive. Ballroom/Latin Group Class elements. Each class will have specific Every Tuesday and Wednesday we will be themes, so stay tuned for details. $15/ having group classes at 8pm! Tuesdays person $25/couple Tuesdays, 8 p.m. 912classes will focus on FUNdamental steps, 335-3335. savannahballroom@gmail.com. styling, and techniques. Wednesday’s savannahballroomdancing.com. Savannah classes will be more specific and advanced Ballroom Dance Studio, 11 Travis Street. Home Cookin’ Cloggers elements. Each class will have specific Wednesdays, 6pm-8pm, Nassau Woods themes, so stay tuned for details. $15/ Recreation Building, Dean Forest Road. No person and $25/couple Wednesdays, 8 beginner classes at this time. Call Claudia p.m. 912-335-3335. savannahballroom@ Collier for info. . 912-748-0731. gmail.com. savannahballroomdancing. com. Savannah Ballroom Dance Studio, 11 Irish Dance Classes Glor na Dare offers beginner to champion Travis Street. Beginners Belly Dance Classes Irish Dance classes for ages 5 and up. Instructed by Nicole Edge. All ages/Skill Adult Step & Ceili, Strength and Flexlevels welcome. Sundays, 12pm-1pm. Fitibility, non-competitive and competitive ness body and balance studio. 2127 1//2 E. programs, workshops, camps. Certified. Victory Dr. $15/class or $48/hour. Call or Info via email or phone. . 912-704-2052. see website. . 912-596-0889. cairoontheprideofirelandga@gmail.com.

Kids Hip Hop and Jazz

A kids dance class with high energy music. The kids will learn the different elements of hip hop dancing and dedicate time in class to put it together in a routine. $8.00 Thursdays, 5:15-6 p.m.. 912.312.3549. reservetodance@gmail.com. salondebailedancestudio.com. Salon de Baile Dance Studio, 7064 Hodgson Memorial Drive. Kids/Youth Dance Class

Kids Group class on various Ballroom and Latin dances. Multiple teachers. Ages 4-17 currently enrolled in the program. Prepares youth for social and/or competitive dancing. $15/person Saturdays, 10 a.m. 912-335-3335. savannahballroom@ gmail.com. savannahballroomdancing. com. Savannah Ballroom Dance Studio, 11 Travis Street. Line Dancing

Take down Tuesdays. Jazzy Sliders Adult Line Dancing, every Tuesday, 7:30pm10:00pm. Free admission, cash bar. Come early and learn a new dance from 7:30pm8:30pm. . doublesnightclub.com/. Doubles Nightclub, 7100 Abercorn St. Mahogany Shades of Beauty

Dance classes - hip hop, modern, jazz, West African, ballet, lyrical and step. Modeling and acting classes. All ages/ levels welcome. Call Mahogany for info. . 912-272-8329. Modern Dance Class

Beginner and intermediate classes. Fridays 10am-11:15am. Doris Martin Studio, 7360 Skidaway Rd. Call Elizabeth for info. . 912-354-5586. Monthly Dance Parties

Ready to put those dance moves into action? Come join our dance party! Our dance parties are every 3rd Friday of the month from 8pm-10pm. Our dance parties are designed for you to practice all of the things that you have learned in your private lessons, group lessons, or if you just want to come and have some fun! FREE for private lesson students/ $5.oo for social dancers third Friday of every month, 8 p.m. 912.312.3549. salondebaile.dance@gmail. com. salondebailedancestudio.com. Salon de Baile Dance Studio, 7064 Hodgson Memorial Drive. Monthly USA Ballroom Dance

BALLROOM Support your Ballroom Dance Club. ***JANUARY 18, 2014***. Bring refreshments for the party. Lesson from 7-8 pm. Social dancing from 8-10 pm. $10 members $15 non-members third Saturday of every month, 7 p.m. 912-224-7593. moonriverdancers6069@yahoo.com. Moon River Dancers, 160 Whitemarsh Rd. Salsa Lessons by Salsa Savannah

Tues. 8pm-9pm and 9pm-10pm. Thur. 8pm-9pm and 9pm-10pm. Sun. 5pm6pm and 6pm-7pm. Salon de Maile, 704B Hodgson Memorial Dr., Savannah, 31406. See website for info. . salsasavannah.com. Savannah Shag Club

Wednesdays, 7pm,at Doubles Lounge. Fridays, 7pm, at American Legion Post 36, 2309 E. Victory Dr. . doublesnightclub. com/. Doubles Nightclub, 7100 Abercorn St. Savannah Swing Cats--Swing Dancing

. doublesnightclub.com/. Doubles Nightclub, 7100 Abercorn St.

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Beat the heat with Shake a Shag! Four Mondays of lessons for dancers of all levels, beginner to expert, to enjoy lessons from Savannah Ballroom in the magnificent Telfair Academy Rotunda. Pay in advance to attend all four lessons or drop in to take one lesson at a time. $5 students | $10 Telfair members | $15 non-members Tuesdays, 6-7:30 p.m.. telfair.org/event/ shag/. telfair.org. Telfair Academy of Arts and Sciences, 121 Barnard St.

$6 Community Yoga Classes

A class designed to maintain that summer body by dancing and having fun. Incorporates dance and cardio to fun, spicy songs. $10 drop in or 10 classes for $80 Tuesdays, Fridays, 10 a.m. 912-312-3549. reservetodance@gmail.com. salondebailedancestudio.com. Salon de Baile Dance Studio, 7064 Hodgson Memorial Drive.

Al-Anon Family Groups

Sizzle: Dance and Cardio

Savannah Power Yoga offers a community yoga class nearly every day of the week for just $6. All proceeds support local organizations. See schedule online for details. Most classes are heated to 90 degrees. Bring a yoga mat, towel and some water. $6 $5 Mondays-Fridays, Sundays. (912) 349-2756. info@savannahpoweryoga.com. savannahpoweryoga.com. savannahpoweryoga.com/. Savannah Power Yoga, 7360 Skidaway Rd.

Zumba & Zumba Toning with Anne

An anonymous fellowship of relatives and friends of alcoholics. The message of Al-Anon is one of strength and hope for friends/family of problem drinkers. Al-Anon is for adults. Alateen is for people age 13-19. Meetings daily throughout the Savannah area. check website or call for info. . 912-598-9860. savannahalanon.com.

Ditch the workout and join the party. All levels welcome. Mondays and Wednesdays, 6-7pm. Lake Mayer Community Center, 1850 East Montgomery Crossroads. $5 class - discount cards available. Bring a friend & it’s free for you. . 912-5961952. Lake Mayer, 1850 E. Montgomery Crossroads.

Bariatric Surgery Support Group

First Wednesday each month, 7pm, and third Saturday, 10am, in Mercer Auditorium of Hoskins Center at Memorial. For those who have had or are considering bariatric surgery. Free to attend. Call or see website for info. . 912-350-3438. memorialhealth.com. memorialhealth. com/. Memorial Health University Medical Center, 4700 Waters Ave. Beach Body Workouts with Laura

MONDAYS at 6:15 PM at the Lake Mayer Community Center $5.00 per session Mondays, 6:15 p.m. (912) 652-6784. Lake

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1 Cabinet department 2 Joker portrayer Cesar 3 Ceremonial act 4 Turned towards 5 Pronoun for two 6 Sports ___ 7 Filmmaker Peckinpah 8 “Nessun ___” 9 “You could really be ___ Brummell baby...” (Billy Joel line) 10 Do some quilting 11 Emma Stone, by birth 12 Fourth piggy’s portion 13 Dramatist who wrote “Picnic” 19 Rear ends 21 The white stuff? 25 Bald tire’s lack 26 “Chariots of Fire” Oscar nominee Ian 27 Tactic in bridge 28 Up to the point that, casually 32 Weekday abbr.

33 Mel of Cooperstown 35 Groom’s answer 36 Anesthetized 37 NYSE or NASDAQ 38 Fitting 39 “You, there!” 40 Optimistic 42 “The Daily Bruin” publisher 45 According to 47 Plastic option 49 Violin tuners 51 ___ Tuesday 52 Brennan who played Mrs. Peacock in “Clue” 53 Become apparent 55 Kind of pear 56 Speak boastfully of 57 “Dirty ___ Done Dirt Cheap” 58 Cadets’ inst. 59 Drink from a flask 63 “Water enhancer” brand 64 Caps Lock neighbor 65 “___ seen worse” 66 It takes a light, for short

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Train with this elite team. A total body program that trims, tones and gets results. Personal training options available. See website for info. Meets at West Broad YMCA. 5am-6am and 8pm-9pm. . beastmodefitnessga.com. YMCA-West Broad St, 1110 May St. Bellydancing Fusion Classes

Mixes ballet, jazz, hip hop into a unique high energy dance style. Drills and choreographies for all levels.Small classes in downtown Savannah, and on request. $10 per person. Email for info. . bohemianbeats.com. Blue Water Yoga

Community donation-based classes, Tues. and Thurs., 5:45pm - 7:00pm. Fri., 9:30am10:30am. Email for info or find Blue Water Yoga on Facebook. . egs5719@aol.com. Talahi Island Community Club, 532 Quarterman Dr. Fitness Classes at the JEA

Sin, firm it up, yoga, Pilates, water aerobics, Aquasize, senior fitness, and Zumba. Prices vary. Call for schedule. . 912-3558811. savj.org. savannahjea.org. Jewish Educational Alliance, 5111 Abercorn St. Free Caregiver Support Group

For anyone caring for senior citizens with any affliction or illness. Second Saturday of the month, 10am-11am. Savannah Commons, 1 Peachtree Dr. Refreshments. Free to attend. Open to anyone in need of support for the caregiving they provide. . savannahcommons.com. Dude’s Day at Savannah Climbing Coop

Thursdays, 2 til 10 p.m. Savannah Climbing Coop 302 W Victory Dr, Savannah Every Thursday men climb for half price, $5. See website for info. Thursdays, 2 & 10 p.m. 912-495-8010. savannahclimbingcoop. com. Savannah Climbing CoOp, 302 W Victory Dr. Hari Om Hips Super Session with Melissa DeLynn

A lesson on the anatomy of the hips as well as their energetic qualities, followed by a hip opening sequence, then deep relaxation and guided meditation. $15/ $20 Day of Monthly Members Free Sun., Aug. 17, 3-5 p.m. 912-988-1320. marketing@savannahyoga.com. savannahyoga.com/events/ hari-om-hips/. savannahyoga.com. Savannah Yoga Center Pooler, 111 Canal Street. Hiking & Biking at Skidaway Island State Park

Year round fitness opportunities. Walk or run the 1-mile Sandpiper Nature Trail (accessible) the additional 1-mile Avian Loop Trail, or 3-mile Big Ferry Trail. Bicycle and street strider rentals. Guided hikes scheduled. $5 parking. Open daily 7am10pm. Call or see website. . 912-598-2300. gastateparks.org/SkidawayIsland. gastateparks.org/info/skidaway/. Skidaway Island State Park, 52 Diamond Cswy. Insanity Workout Group Class

INSANITY turns old-school interval training on its head. Work flat out in 3 to 5-min blocks, and take breaks only long enough to gulp some air and get right back to work. It’s called Max Interval Training, because it keeps your body working at maximum capacity through your entire 42 workout. $10 or $80 for 10 fitness classes AUG 13-19, 2014

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Saturdays, 11 a.m. 912.312.3549. salondebaile.dance@gmail.com. salondebailedancestudio.com. Salon de Baile Dance Studio, 7064 Hodgson Memorial Drive. Israeli Krav Maga Self-Defense Classes

A system of self-defense techniques based on several martial arts. The official fighting system of the Israeli Defense Forces (IDF). Custom Fit offers individual and small group training and intensive workshops. . 912-441-4891. customfitcenter.com. Kung Fu School: Ving Tsun

Ving Tsun (Wing Chun) is the world’s fastest growing martial arts style. Uses angles and leverage to turn an attacker’s strength against him. Call for info on free trial classes. Drop ins welcome. 11202 White Bluff Rd. . 912-429-9241. Mommy and Baby Yoga

Mondays. Call for times and fees or see website. . 912-232-2994. savannahyoga. com. savannahyoga.com/. Savannah Yoga Center, 1321 Bull St. Pilates Classes

Daily classes for all skill levels including beginners. Private and semi-private classes by appointment. Carol Daly-Wilder, certified instructor. Call or see website for info. . 912-238-0018. savannahpilates.com. pilatessavannah.com/. Momentum Pilates Studio, 8413 Rerguson Ave. Pole Fitness Classes

Looking for a fun and flirty way to get into shape? First City Fitness offers pole fitness classes taught by Pole Dance America’s 2014 National Professional Champion and Miss Fitness 2013 & 2014, Sabrina Madsen. Pole fitness concentrates on both fostering upper body strength and overall flexibility as well dance elements. Call or email to reserve your spot today! We offer a Beginning class Tuesdays from 8pm-9pm, Advanced class Wednesdays 8pm-9pm, and Stiletto Sundays 5pm-6pm with Open Pole from 6pm-7pm. All pole classes except Stiletto Sundays are $25 for drop in or 5/$100 (must be used in 30 days) Stiletto Sundays are $30 drop in, 4/$100 (must be used in 30 days) Wednesdays, 8-9 p.m., Sundays, 5-7 p.m. and Tuesdays, 8-9 p.m. 801-673-6737. info@firstcityfitness.com. First City Fitness, 2127 1/2 Victory Dr.

training sessions and seminars. Weekly runs. Kathy Ackerman, 912-756-5865, or Billy Tomlinson, 912-596-5965. . Ronin Academy Self Defense Classes

A short course in simple self defense techniques for adults. Uses real life scenarios designed to provide greater self confidence and empowerment. Fees vary. Every 3 days. michael@roninacad.com. roninacad. com. aikidosavannah.com/. Aikido Center of Savannah, 5500 White Bluff Rd. Ladies Day at Savannah Climbing Coop

Wednesdays, 2 til 10 p.m. Savannah Climbing Coop 302 W Victory Dr, Savannah Every Wednesday women climb for half price, $5. See website for info. . 912-495-8010. savannahclimbingcoop.com. Savannah Disc Golf

Weekly events (entry $5) Friday Night Flights: Fridays, 5pm. Luck of the Draw Doubles: Saturdays, 10am. Handicapped League: Saturdays, 1pm. Singles at the Sarge: Sundays, 10am. All skill levels welcome. Instruction available. See website or email for info. . savannahdiscgolf@gmail. com. savannahdiscgolf.com. Savannah Striders Running and Walking Club

With a one-year, $10 membership,free training programs for beginners (walkers and runners) and experienced athletes. Fun runs. Advice from mentors. Monthly meetings with quality speakers. Frequent social events. Sign up online or look for the Savannah Striders Facebook page. . savystrider.com. SIZZLE- Dance Cardio

The hottest cardio class to keep or get you in shape for summer. Sizzle is designed to give you cardio, strengthening, and stretch training that you need for that bikini body. Enroll now and get the first class free. $10.00 or $80 for 10 classes Tuesdays, Fridays, 10 a.m. 912.312.3549. salondebaile. dance@gmail.com. salondebailedancestudio.com. Salon de Baile Dance Studio, 7064 Hodgson Memorial Drive. Tai Chi Lessons in Forsyth Park

Tuesdays, 9am-10am. $10. North End of Forsyth Park. Email for info. . relaxsavannah@gmail.com. Forsyth Park, 501 Whitaker St. Turbo Kick Cardio Workout

series of 6-week classes. Thursdays. A mindful approach to pregnancy, labor and delivery. Instructor Ann Carroll. $120. Call or email for info. . 912-704-7650. ann@ aikyayoga.com. savannahyoga.com/. Savannah Yoga Center, 1321 Bull St.

Lose calories while dancing and kick-boxing. No experience or equipment needed. Tues. and Thurs. 6pm, Fitness on Broughton, 1 E. Broughton Wed. 6pm Lake Mayer Community Center, 1850 E. Montgomery Crossroads. $5 . 586-822-1021. facebook. com/turbokicksavannah.

Qigong exercises contribute to a healthier and longer life. Classes offer a time to learn the exercises and perform them in a group setting. Class length averages 60 min. Any level of practice is welcome. $15 . qigongtim.com/. Anahata Healing Arts Center, 2424 Drayton St.

Free for cancer patients and survivors. 6:30pm Tuesdays. 12:45pm Thursdays. Fitness One, 3rd floor of the Center for Advanced Medicine at Memorial. Call for info. . 912-350-9031. memorialhealth. com/. Memorial Health University Medical Center, 4700 Waters Ave.

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Renagade Workout

Free fitness workout, every Saturday, 9:00 am at Lake Mayer Park. For women only. Offered by The Fit Lab. Information: 912376-0219 . Lake Mayer, 1850 E. Montgomery Crossroads. Richmond Hill Roadies Running Club

A chartered running club of the Road Runners Association of America. Monthly

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Zumba and Zumba/Toning with Mai

Fall/Winter schedule. Mondays at 8:30AM Zumba/Toning Lake Mayer Community Center 1850 E. Montgomery Crossroads $5.00/class Mondays/Wednesdays at 6:00PM Zumba/Toning Windsor Forest Elementary Gym 308 Briarcliff Circle $5.00/class Tuesdays/Thursdays 10:00AM Zumba/Toning Curves @ Savannah Mall

(912) 921-1771 14045 Abercorn St #1610 31419 $5.00/class (Non-Members) Tuesdays @ 5:30PM Zumba St. Paul CME Social Hall (912) 233-2849 123 Brady St (at Barnard St) 31401 $3.00/class (NonMembers) Wednesdays @ 9:30AM Zumba/ Toning Frank Murray Community Center (912) 898-3320 160 Wilmington Is Rd 31414 $3.00/class Bring water, proper shoes and attire. . 912-604-9890. Zumba Fitness (R) with April

Mondays at 5:30pm, Thursdays at 6:30pm. Nonstop Fitness in Sandfly, 8511 Ferguson Ave. $5 for nonmenbers. call for info. . 912-349-4902. Food Events

Wednesday Night Supper Club

A new Savannah tradition. Gather at Pacci’s community table to make new friends and share in a night of food, wine and Southern hospitality. With seasonally inspired dishes from Executive Chef, Roberto Leoci. Call for pricing. Reservations required. 7-9:30 p.m.. 912-233-6002. jackie.blackwelder@paccisavannah.com. paccisavannah.com. Pacci Italian Kitchen + Bar, 601 E Bay St. Bethesda Farm Stand

This organic farm stand, managed by Bethesda students and staff, sells fresh produce, organic garden seedlings and farm-fresh eggs. Students are actively involved in planting, cultivating and harvesting all items on-site at Bethesda Academy using sustainable, organic farming techniques. 3-5:30 p.m.. 912-351-2061. bethesdaacademy.org. Bethesda Academy, 9250 Ferguson Ave. Paula Deen Live!

Savannah’s southern celebrity chef, and her husband Michael, share stories and demonstrate how to make her favorite seasonal dishes, including new recipes featuring Spring Mountain Farms chickens. $49-$205 Aug. 15, 7 p.m. 912-5255050. lucastheatre.com. lucastheatre.com. Lucas Theatre for the Arts, 32 Abercorn St. Workshop: Gluten Free--Is it For Me?

Chatham County/UGA Extension Family & Consumer Sciences Agent Jackie Ogden leads this class on gluten-free products in the marketplace, resources, recipes, food demonstration and tasting. $5. Must preregister. Aug. 15, 10 a.m.-noon. 912–6527981. uge3051@uga.edu. coastalgeorgiabg. org/. Coastal Georgia Botanical Gardens, 2 Canebrake Rd. Richmond Hill Farmers Market

The City of Richmond Hill’s weekly market offers a variety of produce and local crafts to purchase as well as prepared food and entertainment. Rain or shine. Pet-friendly (on a leash please). Free to attend. 3-7 p.m.. richmond-hill-farmers-market. J. F. Gregory Park, Richmond Hill. Health

Armstrong Prescription Drug Drop-Off

Armstrong Atlantic State Univ. hosts a permanent drop box for disposing of unused prescription drugs and over the counter medication. In the lobby of the University Police building on campus. Open to the public 24 hours/day, year round. Confidential. All items collected are destroyed

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by the Drug Enforcement Administration. . 912-344-3333. armstrong.edu. about.armstrong.edu/Maps/index.html. Armstrong State University, 11935 Abercorn St. Bariatric Surgery Information Session

Information on bariatric surgery and the program at Memorial Health Bariatrics. Learn surgical procedures offered, support and education programs involved, and how bariatric surgery can affect patients’ lives. Call or see website for info. Free to attend. Hoskins Center at Memorial. . 912-350-3438. bariatrics.memorialhealth. com. memorialhealth.com/. Memorial Health University Medical Center, 4700 Waters Ave. Breastfeeding Basics Class

Cate will cover breastfeeding basics including health benefits for mother and baby, positioning techniques and what to expect as you start out. As with all of our classes, this course is available as a private lesson. If this is your preference, please call to schedule an appointment. $100 Every fourth Thursday, 6-8 p.m.. 912544-6387. erigosavannah.com. Erigo, 5301 Paulsen Street. Free Hearing and Speech Screening

Hearing: Thursdays, 9am-11am. Speech: First Thursdays,. Call or see website for times. . 912-355-4601. savannahspeechandhearing.org. savannahspeechandhearing.org/. Savannah Speech and Hearing Center, 1206 E 66th St. Free HIV Testing at Chatham County Health Dept.

Free walk-in HIV testing. 8am-4pm Mon.Fri. No appointment needed. Test results in 20 minutes. Follow-up visit and counseling will be set up for anyone testing positive. Call for info. . 912-644-5217. Chatham County Health Dept., 1395 Eisenhower Dr. Harvest of Hope Retreat for Cancer Patients and Families

Cancer survivors of all ages and their families are invited to the 12th annual Harvest of Hope Retreat on September 27, sponsored by Memorial University Medical Center. Free to attend. Please preregister. Mondays.. 912-350-7845. Health Care for Uninsured People

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at St. Joseph’s Candler African American Resource Center. (Program sponsors.) . 912-447-6605. Planned Parenthood Hotline

First Line is a statewide hotline for women seeking information on health services. Open 7pm-11pm nightly. . 800-264-7154. Register for Functional and Medical Needs Emergency Registry

The Chatham County Health Department is encouraging residents who may be eligible for the Functional and Medical Needs Registry to apply. The Registry is for people who may need help functioning within a general shelter or the support of medical professionals at a more specialized facility and have no other way to evacuate, in a community emergency such as a hurricane evacuation order.To apply, residents should call 912-691-7443. The application and protected health information authorization form can also be downloaded by going to www.gachd.org/chatham Every 3 days. Water Awareness Get Together

A weekly seminar on the health of drinking water. Includes testing of drinking water, plus samples of bottled water. Tuesdays,7pm RSVP by phone to Ernestine Murray, Hydration Specialist. Tuesdays.. 703-989-6995. Anahata Healing Arts Center, 2424 Drayton St. Kid’s Happenings

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Savannah’s first organized Irish dance school welcomes dancers, ages 4 and up. Learn Irish Step and Ceili (Irish square) Dancing at a relaxed pace. Convenient mid-town location. Whether just for fun, or for competition, IDS is for everyone. Adult classes available. Call or email for info. . 912-897-5984. irishdancsav@aol.com. New Mamas Club

A gathering of new moms and their babies. Practice baby & mom yoga, do a planned activity. Dream boards, affirmation writing, personalized aromatherapy and other projects. Dates: July 18; August 1, 15 & 29; September 12 & 26; October 10 & 24; November 7 & 21; December 5 & 19. $20 per session. Six session discount. Every other Friday, 10 a.m.-noon. 912-704-7650. ann@douladeliveries.com. douladeliveries.com. erigosavannah.com. Erigo, 5301 Paulsen Street. Ready! Set! Go! Back To School Expo

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A breast feeding support group for new/ expectant monthers. Meeting/gathering first Thursdays, 10am. Call or see website for location and other info. . 912-897-9544. lllusa.org/web/savannahga.html. Living Smart Fitness Club

An exercise program encouraging healthy lifestyle changes. Mon. & Wed. 6pm7:15pm Hip Hop low impact aerobics at Delaware Center. Tues. 5:30-7:00 Zumba

Savannah Children’s Museum School Year Hours

SCM hours beginning 8/31/13 will be Sunday 11am-4pm; Tuesday-Saturday 10am-4pm. Open on holiday Mondays that SCC Public Schools are not in session including Labor Day. For more details go to savannahchildrensmuseum.org . Savannah Children’s Museum, 655 Louisville Road. Story Trunk

An interactive storytelling show for children. Appropriate for all ages. Produced by Odd Lot Comedy Troupe. $10. Admission includes ice cream. Sundays, 3 p.m.. Justin@oddlot.org. oddlotimprov. com. Savannah Coffee Roasters, 215 West Liberty Street. Toddler Tuesdays at Oatland Island Wildlife Center

Toddlers 6 months to 4 years, and their adults. Themed programs--story books, singing songs, finger puppet plays, crafts, guided walks, up close encounters with Oatland animals. Preregister by 4pm Monday. $5 children. Gen. Admission for adults ($5 or $3 for military & seniors) Tuesdays. 912-395-1500. oatlandisland.org. oatland-

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First City Network

Georgia’s oldest LGBT organization (founded in 1985), is a local non-profit community service organization whose mission is to share resources of health care, counseling, education, advocacy and mutual support in the Coastal Empire. Members and guests enjoy many special events throughout the year, including First Saturday Socials held the first Saturday of each month at 7pm. Mondays. 912-236CITY. firstcitynetwork.org. Gay AA Meeting

True Colors Group of Alcoholics Anonymous, a gay and lesbian AA meeting that welcomes all alcoholics, meets Thursdays and Sundays, 7:30pm, at the Unitarian Universalist Church, 311 E. Harris, 2nd floor. New location effective 11/2012. . Georgia Equality Savannah

Local chapter of Georgia’s largest gay rights group. 104 W. 38th St. 912-5476263. . Savannah Pride, Inc.

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Researchers in Peru have recently tracked down many previously unknown varieties of wild cacao plants. What that means is that there are exotic kinds of chocolate that you and I have never dreamed of, and they will be commercially available within a few years. As delicious as your Chocolove XOXOX Extra Strong Dark candy bar may taste to you now, you will eventually journey further into a new frontier of ecstatic delectability. I propose that we use this theme as a metaphor for the work you have ahead of you right now. It is time for you to make good things even better -to take fun diversions and transform them into experiences that engender transcendent bliss. Turn “yes” into “YESSSS!!!!”

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TAURUS

(Aug. 23-Sept. 22)

(March 21-April 19)

(April 20-May 20)

At your next meal, imagine that the food you are eating is filled with special nutrients that enhance your courage. During the meal after that, fantasize that you are ingesting ingredients that will boost your perceptiveness. The next time you snack, visualize your food as being infused with elements that will augment the amount of trust you have in yourself. Then you will be ready to carry out your assignment for the coming weeks: Use your imagination to pump up your courage and perceptiveness as you carry out smart adventures that you haven’t trusted yourself enough to try before now.

GEMINI

(May 21-June 20)

The leaves and berries of the deadly nightshade plant are highly poisonous. If ingested, they cause delirium and death. On the other hand, a drug obtained from the same plant is on the World Health Organization’s List of Essential Medicines. It’s helpful in treating many illnesses, from gastrointestinal and heart problems to Parkinson’s. Is there a metaphorical equivalent in your life, Gemini? An influence that can either be sickening or healing, depending on various factors? I suspect that now is one of those times when you should be very focused on ensuring that the healing effect predominates.

CANCER

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A New York doctor offers a service he calls Pokertox. Jack Berdy injects Botox into poker players’ faces so as to make their expressions hard to read. With their facial muscles paralyzed, they are in no danger of betraying subtle emotional signals that might help their opponents guess their strategy. I understand there might sometimes be value in adopting a poker face when you are in the midst of trying to win at poker or other games. But for the foreseeable future, Cancerian, I recommend the opposite approach. You’re most likely to be successful if you reveal everything you’re feeling. Let your face and eyes be

(July 23-Aug. 22)

When we are launching any big project, our minds hide from us the full truth about how difficult it will be. If we knew beforehand all of the tests we would eventually face, we might never attempt it. Economist Albert O. Hirschman called this the principle of the “hiding hand.” It frees us to dive innocently into challenging work that will probably take longer than we thought and compel us to access new resources and creativity. To be clear: What’s hidden from us are not only the obstacles but also the unexpected assistance we will get along the way.

VIRGO

The literal meaning of the Swedish word *smultronställe* is “wild strawberry patch.” Metaphorically, it refers to a special place that feels like your private sanctuary. It may be hard-to-find or unappreciated by others, but for you it’s a spot that inspires you to relax deeply. You might have had a life-changing epiphany there. When you’re in this refuge, you have a taste of what it’s like to feel at home in the world. Do you have a *smultronställe,* Virgo? If not, it’s time to find one. If you already do, spend extra time there in the coming week.

was willing to do whatever was necessary to get the big scoop. After making a difficult journey through rough terrain to reach them, he was told he would be given the information that he sought on one condition: that he be circumcised with bamboo sticks as part of a cleansing ritual. Eroro agreed to the procedure, got the story, and ultimately won a prize for his report. I don’t recommend that you go quite that far in pursuit of your current goal, Sagittarius. On the other hand, it might be wise for you to consider making a sacrifice.

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Carnegie Library Centennial: Opening Lecture by Ja Jahannes

(Dec. 22-Jan. 19)

*Kintsukuroi* is a Japanese word that literally means “golden repair.” It refers to the practice of fixing cracked pottery with lacquer that’s blended with actual gold or silver. Metaphorically, it suggests that something may become more beautiful and valuable after being broken. The wounds and the healing of the wounds are integral parts of the story, not shameful distortions to be disguised or hidden. Does any of that resonate with you about your current experience, Capricorn? I’m guessing it does. Let’s call this the *kintsukuroi* phase of your cycle.

AQUARIUS

(Jan. 20-Feb. 18)

If I’m reading the astrological omens correctly, the bells are about to ring for you. The festive lights will flash. The celebratory anthems will throb. It’s like you’re going to win a fortune on a TV quiz show; like you will get an A+ on your final exam; like you’ll be picked as homecoming king or queen. But it’s possible I’m a bit off in my projections, and your success will be subtler than I anticipate. Maybe, in fact, you are about to accomplish the Healing of the Year, or discover the Secret of the Decade, or enjoy the Most Meaningful Orgasm of the Century.

Near the end of his career, the painter Henri Matisse created a paper-cut composition he called *Le Bateau,* or *The Boat.* It is an abstract piece that does not depict a literal boat. That’s why the Museum of Modern Art in New York should perhaps be forgiven for mistakenly hanging it upside-down back in 1961, upon first acquiring the piece. Fortunately, after a month and a half, a knowledgeable person noticed, and the position of *Le Bateau* was corrected. I’m wondering if there’s a comparable phenomenon going on with you right now, Aquarius? Is it possible that a part of your life got inverted or transposed? If so, will you be sharp enough to see the goof and brave enough to fix it? I hope you won’t allow this error to persist.

SCORPIO

PISCES

A teenage Pakistani boy decided he wanted to help his country’s government clean up the local Internet. Ghazi Muhammad Abdullah gathered a list of over 780,000 porn sites and sent it to the Pakistan Telecommunication Authority. Big job! Hard work! I would love to see you summon similar levels of passion and diligence as you work in behalf of your favorite cause, Scorpio. The coming weeks will be prime time for you to get very excited about the changes you would like to help create in the world.

“I owe my success to having listened respectfully to the very best advice,” said British author G. K. Chesterton, “and then going away and doing the exact opposite.” I’m going to endorse that approach for you, Pisces. In my astrological opinion, I don’t think anyone can possibly give you accurate counsel in the coming weeks. Your circumstances are too unique and your dilemmas are too idiosyncratic for even the experts to understand, let alone the people who care for you and think they own a piece of you. I do suspect it might be useful for you to hear what everyone has to say about your situation, though. Seeing their mistaken or uninformed perspectives should help you get clarity about what’s right.

LIBRA

(Sept. 23-Oct. 22)

(Oct. 23-Nov. 21)

SAGITTARIUS

(Nov. 22-Dec. 21)

Working as a journalist for the *Papua New Guinea Post-Courier,* Simon Eroro wanted to interview a group of indigenous rebels in a remote jungle. He decided he

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A gay, lesbian, bisexual, transgender and questioning youth organization. Meets every Friday at 7pm. Call, email or see website for info. Fridays, 7-9 p.m. 912-6571966. info@standoutyouth.org. standoutyouth.org. Vineyard Church Office, 1020 Abercorn Street. What Makes a Family

A children’s therapy group for children of GLBT parents. Ages 10 to 18. Meets twice a month. Call for info. . 912-352-2611. Literary Events

The kick off to Carnegie Centennial Week. Writer and educator Dr. Ja A. Jahannes discusses the evolution of library services and literature in the context of the first hundred years of the Carnegie Library, and its role and importance in the African American community. Free and open to the public. Mon., Aug. 18, 6 p.m. liveoakpl. org/events/top_story/carnegie_library_ centennial.php. liveoakpl.org/. Carnegie Branch Library, 537 East Henry St.

Carnegie Library Centennial: The People Could Fly

Lillian Grant-Baptiste, cultural artist and storyteller, performs a retold folktale of how the faith of a people gave them the strength to magically fly above the tribulation and trepidation of slavery. Free and open to the public. Tue., Aug. 19, 6 p.m. liveoakpl.org. liveoakpl.org/. Carnegie Branch Library, 537 East Henry St. Circle of Sister/Brotherhood Book Club

Meets last Sunday of the month, 4pm. Call for info. . 912-447-6605. sjchs.org/body. cfm?id=399. African-American Health Information & Resource Center, 1910 Abercorn St. Exhibit: Savannah Historical Maps and Prints

A selection of maps and prints from the collection of John and Virginia Duncan, tracing the growth and development of Savannah through the 18th and 19th centuries, on exhibit in celebration of the City of Savannah’s 225th anniversary in 2014. Free and open to the public. Through Dec. 31. savannahga.gov. Savannah City Hall, 2 East Bay Street. Nature and Environment

Beaches and Creeks of Ossabaw Island

Wilderness Southeast leads this guided motorboat tour of the waters surrounding this remote barrier island. Includes a beach stop for your bring-your-own picnic lunch. Meet at Fort McAllister Marina in Richmond Hill. Reservations required. $75 Sat., Aug. 16, 12-4 p.m. (912) 2368115. wilderness-southeast.org. Ossabaw Island, 1 Cane Patch Rd. Dolphin Project

Dolphin Project’s Education Outreach Program is available to speak at schools, clubs, organizations. A powerpoint presentation with sound and video about estuarine dolphins and their environment. Age/grade appropriate programs and handouts. See website for info. . thedolphinproject.org. Fort Pulaski Monthly Bird Walk

Monthly walk through Fort Pulaski looking for seasonal birds. Cosponsored by Ogeechee Audubon Society, the Savannah Chapter of the National Audubon Society. Free and open to the public. Walks will not be held during summer 2014. They will resume on September 20.. third Saturday of every month, 8 a.m. nps.gov/fopu. nps. gov/fopu/. Fort Pulaski National Monument, Cockspur Island. Walk on the Wild Side

A two-mile Native Animal Nature Trail winds through maritime forest, freshwater wetland, salt marsh habitats, featuring live native animal exhibits. Open daily, 10am4pm except Thanksgiving, Christmas, New Years. Call or see website for info. . 912-395-1500. oatlandisland.org. oatlandisland.org/. Oatland Island Wildlife Center, 711 Sandtown Rd. Wilderness Southeast

A variety of programs each month including guided trips with naturalists. Canoe trips, hikes. Mission: develop appreciation, understanding, stewardship, and enjoyment of the natural world. Call or see website for info. . 912-236-8115. wilderness-southeast.org. Pets & Animals

Honor Homeless Pets

An evening to honor homeless pets, with a blessing of the pets in Emmet Park, followed by a candlelight walk to Ellis Square. Attendees encouraged to wear orange, the official color of animal rescue. Leashed pets are welcome. Organized by the Savannah Rescue Alliance. Free and open to the public. Sat., Aug. 16, 7 p.m. savannahrescuealliance@gmail.com. Emmet Park, End of Bay St. Low Cost Pet Clinic

TailsSpin and Dr. Stanley Lester, DVM, host low-cost pet vaccine clinics for students, military and seniors the second and fourth Wednesdays of each month. 5pm-6pm. Vaccinations: $12, ($2 is donated to Savannah pet rescue agencies). See website for info. . tailsspin.com. tailsspin.com. TailsSpin Pet Supplies Store, 4501 Habersham St., Habersham Village. Operation New Hope

Operation New Hope allows inmates to train unadoptable dogs from the Humane Society for Greater Savannah. The goals of the program are to decrease the recidivism rate among Chatham County inmates, help inmates learn a new skill, and help previously unadoptable dogs find loving homes. The graduated dogs are available for adoption can be viewed at www.humansocietvsav.org, and www. chathamsheriff.org. Operation New Hope is funded by the Humane Society and community donations. . chathamsheriff.org. humanesocietysav.org/. Humane Society for Greater Savannah, 7215 Sallie Mood Dr. St. Almo’s

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Savannah True Animal Lovers Meeting Others. Informal dog walks on Sundays, 5pm (weather permitting). Meet at Canine Palace. Call for info. . 912-234-3336. caninepalacesavannah.com. Canine Palace Inc, 618 Abercorn St.

Religious & Spiritual

Band of Sisters Prayer Group

All women are invited. Second Tuesdays, 7:30am-8:30am. Fellowship Assembly, 5224 Augusta Rd. Email or call Jeanne Seaver or see website for info. “The king’s heart is like channels of water in the hands of the Lord.” (Prov. 21:1) . 912-663-8728. jeanneseaver@aol.com. capitolcom.org/ georgia. A Buddhist Meditation Center

Welcoming all lineages and spiritual traditions. Newcomers to meditation welcome. Daily meditation, study groups and classes. Sunday includes a talk given by resident priest on Buddhist philosophy and how it relates to daily life. The center is available for individual and group retreats, weddings and funerals. Visit Savannahzencenter.com for schedule and see us on Facebook. Soto Zen lineage, resident Priest Un Shin Cindy Beach Sensei. 912-427-7265 . The Savannah Zen Center, 111 E. 34th St.

Savannah Reiki Share

During shares, participants take turns giving and receiving universal life force energy via Reiki and other healing modalities. Present at the shares are usually no less than 2 Reiki Masters. Come share with us on the 1st and 3rd Thursday of every month at the Sweet Water Spa in downtown Savannah. Sign up at Savannah Reiki Share or Reiki by Appointment on Facebook. Free , 7 p.m. 440-371-5209. Sweet Water Spa, 148 Abercorn Street. Service of Compline

A chanted service by candlelight held every Sunday night at 9pm. “Say goodnight to God.” Presented by Christ Church Anglican. . Independent Presbyterian Church, Bull Street and Oglethorpe Ave. Tapestry Church

A church for all people! We don’t care what you are wearing, just that you are here. From the moment you walk in until the moment you leave, Tapestry is commitCatholic Singles ted to delivering a creative, challenging, A group of Catholic singles age 30-50 meet straight forward, and honest message frequently for fun, fellowship and service. about the role of biblical principles in your Send email or check website to receive life. Come experience an environment that announcements of activities and to suggest helps you connect with God and discover activities for the group. . familylife@diosav. his incredible purpose for your life. Join us org. diosav.org/familylife-singles. every Sunday morning 10AM at the HaberCenter for Spiritual Living--Savannah sham YMCA. Sundays, 10 a.m. tapestrysaAll are invited to this Science of Mind vannah.com. ymcaofcoastalga.org/. YMCA community. Recognizing the presence and (Habersham Branch), 6400 Habersham St. power of God within, and believing that this Theology on Tap Meets on the third Monday, 8:30pmpresence is in everything in the universe, 10:30pm. Like the Facebook page: unifying all of life. Welcoming all on their Theology on Tap Downtown Savannah. . spiritual pathway. Celebration: Sunday distillerysavannah.com. The Distillery, 416 mornings. Location: Bonaventure Chapel, W. Liberty St. 2520 Bonaventure Road. Meditation at Unitarian Universalist Church of Savannah 10:30am Service at 11:00am Childcare Liberal religious community where people available in the “Funday School” Sundays. with different beliefs gather as one faith. cslsavannah.org. Columba House Sundays, 11am. Email, call or see website Columba House is an inclusive, welcoming for info. . 912-234-0980. admin@uusavanhospitality space dedicated to building and nah.org. uusavannah.org. uusavannah.org. sustaining a community of faith commitUnitarian Universalist Church of Savannah, ted to social justice with the city’s young 313 Harris St. Unity Church of Savannah adults, college students, and creative demographic. Tuesday evenings 6:30-8pm, Everyone is welcome. Unity of Savannah includes dinner and a program focused on is not concerned with where people come from, what they look like, or whom they justice. All are welcome. Free and open to the public. Tuesdays, 6:30-8 p.m. 912-228- love – Unity is just glad that each person 9425. Columba House, 34th Street between is here. Sunday 9:15am meditative service and 11:00am celebratory service show Abercorn and Lincoln Streets. Guided Silent Prayer what the New Thought Movement is all Acoustical songs, 30 minutes of guided about. Children’s church 11am service. silent prayer, and minutes to receive prayer Sundays. 912-355-4704. unityofsavannah. or remain in silence. Wednesdays, 6:45org. unityofsavannah.org/. Unity Church of 8:00pm at Vineyard Church, 615 Montgom- Savannah, 2320 Sunset Blvd. Weekly Spiritual Gathering ery St. See website for info. . vineyardsaA spiritual gathering with artist Joanne vannah.org. Read the Bible in One Year Morton and friends on Wednesdays at A Bible book club for those wanting to read 12:12pm in a different square in the Histhe Bible in one year. Open to all. Book toric Distric of Savannah. This is a new Saclub format, not a traditional Bible study. vannah ritual - a growing heart collective All welcome, regardless of race, creed, for those who are committed to living from sexual orientation, religion. Thurs. 6:00pm- their hearts, and believing in the collective 7:00pm. Call for info. . 912-233-5354. Holy power of law of attraction. See website for Spirit Lutheran Church, 622 E. 37th Street. each week’s location. Wednesdays.. magicSavannah Friends Meeting (Quakers) passionlove.com/savannah-gratitude. Un-programmed worship. 11am Sundays, third floor of Trinity United Methodist Special Screenings Film: Despicable Me 2 (USA, 2013) Church. Call or email for info. All are welFree outdoor screening on Tybee Island. come. . 912-308-8286. savbranart@gmail. com. trinitychurch1848.org/. Trinity United The film will be projected onto the side of the gym. Fun times for the family. Rain Methodist Church, 225 West President St.

location: Tybee YMCA. Free and open to the public. Sat., Aug. 16, 8:30 p.m. tybeeislandmainstreet.com. www,tybeefest.com. Memorial Park on Tybee Island, 403 Butler Ave. Film: Hands of Steel aka Atomic Cyborg (1986, Italy/USA)

A rare sci-fi/action movie that’s “unintentionally hilarious” and “a cult film waiting to happen,” says Jim Reed. Presented by Psychotronic Film Society. $6 Wed., Aug. 13, 8 p.m. sentientbean.com. sentientbean.com. The Sentient Bean, 13 East Park Ave. Film: The Sound of Music (1965, USA)

Academy Award-winning musical tells the story of the Von Trapp family in Austria during World War II. Starring Julie Andrews and Christopher Plummer. Rated G. Sponsored by Connect Savannah. $8 general admission or $5 student/senior/ military. Sat., Aug. 16, 7 p.m. lucastheatre. com. lucastheatre.com. Lucas Theatre for the Arts, 32 Abercorn St. Human Rights Watch Film Fest: Private Violence (USA, 2013)

Explores a fact of American life: the most dangerous place for a woman in America is her own home. The first film in the three-film festival, presented by Psychotronic Film Society. $10 per film. $25 all-day pass. Sun., Aug. 17, 3 p.m. MuseSavannah.org. musesavannah.org/. Muse Arts Warehouse, 703 Louisville Rd. Human Rights Watch Film Fest: Big Men (2013, UK/Denmark/USA)

Follows a small group of American explorers at Dallas-based oil company Kosmos Energy. Between 2007 and 2011, a twoperson crew filmed inside the oil company as Kosmos and its partners discovered and developed the first commercial oil field in the history of the country of Ghana. Presented by Psychotronic Film Society. $10 per film. $25 all-day pass. Sun., Aug. 17, 5:30 p.m. musesavannah.org. musesavannah.org/. Muse Arts Warehouse, 703 Louisville Rd. Human Rights Watch Film Fest : To Be Takei (2014, USA)

A documentary bio of the 76-year-old actor known as Star Trek’s Sulu, as a king of social media, and as a gay rights activist. Presented by Psychotronic Film Society. $10 per film. $25 all-day pass. Sun., Aug. 17, 8 p.m. musesavannah.org.

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Rent: Duplex 1227 E. 54th Street. 2 bedroom, 1 bath. $550 month plus deposit of $550. Two blocks off Waters Ave., close to Daffin Park. Call912-335-3211 days/nights/ weekends.