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New tech checks player head health A MACHINE which helps diagnose concussions has been acquired by St Bedes Mentone Tigers. Players at the club have been using the new technology (pictured left) to help recover from head knocks. See story page 3. Picture: Supplied
Golf course development plans slammed by opposition Brodie Cowburn brodie@baysidenews.com.au THE state opposition has pledged to kill AustralianSuper’s hopes of developing on a Dingley Village golf course if it wins this year’s state election. AustralianSuper owns the former Kingswood golf course site in Dingley Village. It is hoping to gain ap-
proval to subdivide the land into 823 lots to build dwellings with a maximum height of three stories. A report on the proposal was handed to the planning minister in March (“Golf course report handed to planning minister” The News 6/4/22). A final decision has not been handed down yet. Earlier this month Liberal candidate for Clarinda Anthony Richardson said that his party would reject the plan in
its current form. “The Liberals and Nationals oppose the current planning proposal from Australian Super and will act to refuse it should Labor fail to make a decision on it prior to the state election,” Richardson said. “If approved by the Andrews Labor government, this development will attract 20 per cent more residents to the area, will result in a significant loss of green space, increase the risk of flooding, increase
traffic congestion and will overwhelm limited local infrastructure. To put the scale of green space loss into perspective, it is the equivalent of building over 20 MCG’s. We call on the new minister for planning to refuse the current planning proposal from Australian Super to build 823 units on the Kingswood Golf Club site.” The future of the Dingley Village site has been in limbo for years, with Kingston Council first abandoning the
planning scheme amendment for the project in 2018. Previous plans for the site sparked community fury, with more than 8000 submissions sent to council predominately opposing the proposal (“New plans for golf course redevelopment” The News 30/6/21). Newly appointed planning minister Lizzie Blandthorpe was asked for an update on the Dingley Village application. She did not respond by publication deadline.
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A VIEW of Chelsea Station in the 1920s can be seen near the new station. Pictures: Supplied
Boxes offer a glimpse into the past A GLIMPSE into Chelsea’s past can be seen from the new pedestrian bridge by Chelsea Station Two boxes have been installed on the bridge. Those who look into the box at the Station Street end of the bridge will see a 3D image of Chelsea Station as it was in the 1920s. The second box features the 3D artwork Feathers by Bunurong artist Adam Magennis - a reflection on the Chelsea area. The Level Crossing Removal Project says that the boxes will “offer community members a chance to
peek into Chelsea’s past and future”. “The stereoscopic boxes can be found on the Nepean Highway and Station Street sides of the pedestrian bridge that was officially opened in June as part of works to remove the dangerous and congested Edithvale, Chelsea and Bonbeach level crossings. Stereoscopic photography is when two images are brought together and slightly offset to transform them into a single three-dimensional picture with artist David Burrows realising the 3D conversion,” the LXRP said.
“The Station Street stereoscopic box shows a black and white image of the old Chelsea Station in the 1920s to represent the area’s European history. On the opposite side of the bridge, the Nepean Highway stereoscopic box features the artwork Feathers which is a contemporary perspective on Chelsea by Bunurong artist Adam Magennis. The stereoscopic boxes are lit from within, mounted on strong zinc plated steel stands and fixed to the ground to ensure they can be enjoyed by locals for years to come.”
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New pavilion works underway soon WORK on the pavilion redevelopment at Dingley Reserve is scheduled to begin next month. A construction company has been appointed to redevelop the Souter Oval Pavilion at Dingley Reserve. The project is expected to cost $7.1 million, with $4.5 million coming from the state government. Most of the rest of the cost will be covered by Kingston ratepayers. The redevelopment will see a two-
storey pavilion with new change rooms, a social room, and kitchen built. The existing change rooms will also be refurbished and integrated into the new facility. The sports ground is home to Dingley Cricket Club and Dingley Football Netball Club. Kingston councillor George Hua said that council will continue to work to “update and modernise as many facilities as possible”.
“Inspiring greater involvement in local sport in turn brings massive physical and mental health benefits and promotes a more connected and supportive Kingston,” he said.
A CONCEPT for the redeveloped Souter Oval Pavilion at Dingley Reserve. Picture: Supplied
GEELONG captain Joel Selwood trials the EyeGuide rapid response sideline testing device. Picture: Supplied
New tech protects player’s heads A MENTONE football club now has access to new technology which will help trainers diagnose concussions quickly. St Bedes Mentone Tigers has partnered with Arcare Agreed Health to acquire a portable EyeGuide rapid response sideline testing device. The new technology helps diagnose concussions. The device works by having the player follow a white dot on a tablet screen while a camera captures hundreds of images of the player’s eye movements. Those images are compared with a baseline to assess the brain function of the player. The technology is also used to track the player’s recovery in the days and weeks after the game. St Bedes Mentone Tigers president Paul O’Toole said the new technology would help keep players safer after receiving head knocks. “Concussion management is an important player safety issue and the club is now better equipped to manage and safeguard players after a head knock,” he said. “We want to provide all players with a high level
of care and the EyeGuide technology is a simple, easy to use device which delivers clear data and provides players, coaches and family members peace of mind.” EyeGuide chief executive officer Shane Keating said the 10-second sideline test detects concussions around 85 per cent of the time. “The current subjective methods, such as asking players if they have a headache or know the score to assess their brain function, has its obvious limitations. The feedback from players and parents is that the objective EyeGuide data provides peace of mind that the assessment process has more rigor and objectivity,” he said. The devastating effect of brain injuries on the long-term health of athletes is beginning to come to light. In the last few years at least three top-level footballers who have died prematurely have been posthumously diagnosed with chronic traumatic encephalopathy. The disease is caused by brain injuries and can result in mental health issues and other associated problems.
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Booze thefts A MAN has been arrested for allegedly stealing $30,000 worth of booze from bottle shops over a six month period. Police allege the 52-year-old stole high-end whiskey and scotch from bottle shops between December 2021 and July 2022. The 60 alleged thefts occurred across 19 suburbs, including Karingal, Chelsea Heights, and Cheltenham. The man was charged with 60 counts of theft. He has appeared at Melbourne Magistrates Court.
Jail for speedster A MAN was sent to prison for driving at 154 kmph in Dandenong South last month. Police pulled the 31-year-old Springvale man over on Western Port Highway at around 3.30am on 30 June. Police say he was clocked driving at 154 kmph, 54 kmph over the speed limit. Police say that the man also returned a positive drug test. They searched his black Subaru WRX and allegedly found methylamphetamine. The man was remanded in custody. He was later sentenced to two months in prison. The car was impounded and the man’s license was revoked for a year.
Police cars hit, man arrested A MAN has been arrested after allegedly driving into three police cars while drunk. The 21-year-old-man allegedly struck the cars in Frankston just before 4am on 3 July. Police were told that a driver was doing burnouts on Frankston-Dandenong Road and went out to investigate. When they arrived at the scene the driver allegedly reversed into a police car, then hit another two police cars. Nobody was hurt in the crash. The 21-year-old P-plater returned a breath test reading of 0.115, police say. Police also allege that he had cocaine in his car. The man was charged with 11 offences. They included reckless conduct endanger life, recklessly endanger emergency service worker by dangerous driving, drink driving, and intentional loss of traction.
was approached by a group of boys. The group of around six to eight teenagers asked the woman for money. She took out her purse to give them cash, but it was grabbed out of her hands. One boy struggled with the elderly woman to steal her belongings. The group set off towards Centre Road. The victim later reported the crime to police, who are looking into it. Anyone who witnessed the robbery can call Crime Stoppers on 1800 333 000.
CARRUM MP Sonya Kilkenny at Hall Road. Picture: Supplied
Road duplication in progress WORK has begun on the upgrade of Hall Road. Major works on the project will see 3.8 kilometers of road between McCormicks Road and Western Port Highway duplicated. Trees were cleared on the site to prepare for construction. When the project is complete, Hall Road will be two lanes in both directions between McCormicks Road and Western Port Highway. Crews will also build 5 kilometers of cycling and walking paths along Hall Road before they wrap up works. The state government estimated that 17,000 motorists use the road
Teenagers rob elderly woman A GROUP of young boys are wanted for brazenly robbing an elderly woman in Langwarrin. The 87-year-old was driving her mobility scooter on Southgateway at around 10.30am on 29 June when she
daily. Carrum MP Sonya Kilkenny says the upgrade will make the road safer for all who use it. “I’m so proud to be delivering such an important project for our local community. I know how important this major road project is for local residents. The Hall Road upgrade will make such a big difference for locals – making sure we can get to where we want to go, and back home again, sooner and safer,” she said. The road has been closing overnight since 3 July. Changed traffic conditions are expected until the end of the month.
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Celebration of a century RETIREMENT village, Southern Cross Care’s The Mornington, has celebrated the birthday of resident Marjorie Brooks, who turned 100 on 7 July. About 20 residents and family members turned up for the small
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party, and Ms Brooks enjoyed the opportunity to join in the birthday bash. Resident liaison admin coordinator Isabel Lyon said everyone enjoyed the afternoon, especially during the singing of Happy Birthday.
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SOMERVILLE resident Brenda Thornell has spent her life doing things for her community, but recognition for that has come as a bit of a “shock”, said the 88-year-old. Thornell has been awarded an Order of Australia Medal for her service to the community of the Mornington Peninsula. “I certainly didn’t expect this, I just got involved in things because that’s what you do in small communities,” she said. “When you live in a small town all your life, you know everyone, and you help everyone out if you can. “I didn’t think about it much, I just did. “I remember one of the first things I got involved in for the community was the push to get a basketball court for Somerville, but back when netball was called basketball, “And then when I got married in the 1955, the basketball girls formed a guard of honour at my wedding, it really was lovely.” Thornell has been involved with the Somerville, Tyabb and District Heritage Society since 1966 and has been secretary since 1997. Her late husband George was a builder and, after he semi-retired from building and in 1963 they opened a hardware store in Somerville to service the growing population and provide the materials for all the new houses going up. “When I was a girl Somerville only had a couple of hundred people, but later lots of people moved and there was nowhere to buy hardware, so
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that’s what we did and we got to know a lot of new families through it,” she said. Thornell also formed a choir with friends in 1963 and would perform for free with the group at community events for close to 40 years. “We sang at Red Cross events, sang for the Lions Club and a whole lot of other community events, it was enjoyable and a way of giving back,” she said. The mother of two, grandmother of seven and great-grandmother of four was also a councillor at the former Shire of Hastings. “We really wanted a swimming pool for Somerville, so I guess it was because I used to poke my nose into things that I got on council to push for
a pool,” she said. “It took a long time, but Somerville finally got a rec centre and so after one term on council I felt my work was done.” Over the decades she has been involved with the Mornington Peninsula Shire through her community memberships, she helped get the fruit growing machinery shed project up and running in 2011, and has been involved with the Somerville Tennis Club, the Somerville Bowling Club, and the Somerville Baby Health Centre (1960-1962). She also helped raise money to build the Somerville Scout Hall and was treasurer for the Somerville Social Set.
Premier’s visit helps mosque members move forward MEMBERS of the local Ahmadiyya Muslim community are moving on after a break-in at their place of worship, with Premier Daniel Andrews visiting the Baitul Salam mosque in Langwarrin to show solidarity. The mosque was the target of an alleged attack last month which left it with thousands of dollars worth of damage. Eight people, aged from 62 to 18, were charged over the 21 June incident. Since the alleged attack the mosque has hosted an event to promote harmony. Andrews visited the mosque last week to meet with the Imam. Mosque spokesperson Aziz Bhatti said that the Premier offered assistance to the mosque to prevent future incidents. “The Premier met members of the Ahmadiyya Muslim community, Imam of the mosque and spent more than an
hour in the mosque. He visited various areas of the mosque and took keen interest in activities we carry out in regard to helping wider Australian community and in terms of our charity and social work,” he said. “The Premier also offered security and added CCTV cameras to the mosque keeping in view the recent attack on the mosque but the president of the Langwarrin mosque advised him that the community is grateful for the government’s generous offer but we already have everything in place with cameras and security. It is Ahmadiyya Muslim community’s tradition to be a helping and lending hand for the government and the community rather than taking hand - so we appreciate the government’s offer of helping us but it would be better if the government spend this money to other needy areas and communities in need.”
In a social media post Andrews said “last week I caught up with Bait-ul-Salam Mosque’s Imam, Wadood Janud. A few weeks on from the shocking attack, the mosque, and community, are bouncing back.” “But I want to be very clear - these actions have no place in our community. Ever. And Islamophobia and discrimination will never be tolerated in our state. Victoria’s Muslim community makes an important contribution to our state, every single day. You make our state stronger, fairer, and better. And our government will always have your back.” Brodie Cowburn BAITUL Salam mosque Imam Wadood Janud with Premier Daniel Andrews in Langwarrin. Picture: Supplied
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Construction on hospital project begins Brodie Cowburn brodie@baysidenews.com.au CONSTRUCTION work has officially begun on the huge redevelopment of Frankston Hospital. Crews began their work on the $1.18 billion project last month. Updated designs for the redevelopment were released to mark the beginning of construction. Major works on the project are expected to be finished by 2025. The centrepiece will be a new 12-storey tower housing clinical services. The project will make room for 130 new beds, 15 operating theatres, and mental health and oncology rooms. The hospital will be able to expand its women’s and children’s services by building new maternity, obstetrics and paediatric wards. A women’s clinic will also be built. Victorian Premier Daniel Andrews, health minister Mary-Anne Thomas, Frankston MP Paul Edbrooke, Carrum MP Sonya Kilkenny, and Peninsula Health CEO Felicity Topp visited the project site recently to celebrate the beginning of works. Edbrooke said “the redevelopment will enable the hospital to treat 35,000 more patients each year. Fifteen new theatres will mean more surgeries and shorter wait times for the local community.” CEO of advocacy group Committee for Greater Frankston, Ginevra Hosking, said that the project would help the Frankston area move into the future. “The hospital now serves a catchment of 400,000 people, equivalent to
Canberra,” she said. “The expanded hospital will enable Peninsula Health and Monash University to train the next generation of doctors, nurses and allied health professionals, and create greater prosperity for our region.” The Frankston Hospital redevelopment is a public-private partnership - a consortium made up of investors Capella Capital and Aware Super, builder Lendlease, and facilities and maintenance managers Honeywell and Compass Group is delivering the project. The Exemplar Health consortium will design, build, finance, and deliver facilities and maintenance at the site for the next 25 years. Peninsula Health will continue to deliver all clinical healthcare services at the public hospital. The most recent state government budget revealed that the project would cost $1.18 billion. When it was first announced it was projected to cost $562 million. The state government stressed that the cost of the project will remain within approved funding across a 25-year period, with no additional cost to the taxpayer over the whole project term (“Billion dollar bill for hospital redevelopment” The News 10/5/22).
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Council-employed home care workers appreciated I was very alarmed to learn that the Mornington Peninsula Shire has appointed two private companies to deliver in-home care to peninsula residents under the Commonwealth’s home support program (“Home services crisis after switch to private providers” The News 5/7/22). Over the past few years, I have advised several councils on how to retain their home care services. Darebin Council, for example, understood the importance of remaining a home care provider. Council aged care workers are valued and often loved by their clients. Older residents and their families appreciate having a highly trained and fairly remunerated council employee provide aged care services. They can also be assured they are not being ripped off by a private provider that prioritises profits over care. Dr Sarah Russell, Mount Martha
Gas issues There are many issues and flaws in the Australian gas market, including Esso’s proposed ethane facility at Long Island Point, Hastings (“Shire ‘no’ to Esso’s bid for power” The News 28/6/22). Rising household gas bills, increasing retailer/ producer wholesale gas profits, cheap LNG gas export contracts, floating gas import terminals, domestic gas reservation scheme, gas pipeline infrastructure and price transparency, brown coal-to-hydrogen, carbon capture and storage (CCS), enhanced oil recovery (EOR), carbon offsets, fugitive emissions, climate change and so on. These gas issues have not been adequately addressed by state and federal governments (Labor and Liberal) nor accurately reported in the past by the mainstream media.
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The truth is that natural gas from Bass Strait has been consumed over the past 50 years, exported out of Victoria and will not last forever. The future is less gas demand, less gas infrastructure and more electrification and energy efficiencies to heat our homes and reduce household bills. Esso’s proposed $112 million ethane gasfired turbines project would not reduce carbon emissions on the Mornington Peninsula – CO2 emissions would increase substantially above current levels. If Esso’s plant at Long Island Point produces more ethane than the proposed three Solar Titan 130 gas turbines can consume, the ethane would be flared anyway. Other long-term solutions for ethane are required besides simply burning and emitting more plumes of air pollutants over Hastings and Western Port. Cr Lisa Dixon deserves credit for requesting more information on potential social and environmental impacts from Esso’s proposed ethane project. It is reasonable to request that Esso improve its stakeholder engagement and provide council with more information on all potential environmental effects. No new industrial development on the peninsula should be approved at the expense of human health or the environment. Dale Stohr, Crib Point
Commercial turn-offs It has become increasingly obvious that a huge majority of commercials aimed at Australian consumers are produced overseas, using frustrated vaudeville would-bes or circus clowns unable to get work
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Most of the ads depict indiscernible words and actions by actors who need lessons in Australian language and culture. Oh yes, and then there are the ads that need to include sexual connotations in an effort to attract buyers’ attention when products can’t sell by quality and interest. Maureen Sharpe, Bittern
Graffiti tour offer Supposing that we have three warm bodies compromising of Briars Ward councillors actually recovered from their exhaustive and busy career search alternatives, namely Crs Steve Holland and Despi O’Connor and medical recovery for Cr Anthony Marsh, perhaps they could jump into their cars, set the satnav for Mornington and Mount Eliza, and check out the disgusting graffiti and ongoing damage to glass bus shelters. They might like to put their glasses on and scan the roadside for illegally dumped rubbish especially around the entrance to our main showcase tourist destination, Mornington. I was appalled enough to phone the shire and register sites for official shire investigation and graffiti removal notably Mount Eliza telephone exchange and not forgetting Australia Post facilities around the Mount Eliza Way and Daveys Street over three weeks ago. Yes, a ranger did confirm my community concern, but no, they haven’t done anything. The shire has local laws and policies to remove graffiti and should use contracted cleaners to remove the mess from both public and private dwellings. Briars’ councillors, it is your responsibility to carry our such menial tasks as visiting your ward and doing what you can to right obvious damage and neglect and perhaps even reactivate CCTV, community policing and secondary school preventative collaboration, to ameliorate this periodic outbreak of teenage angst and desire to be famous leaving their tags on anything that doesn’t move. If councillors need a guided tour around these sites by an unpaid, long suffering and totally disenchanted multiple retired ratepayer,
then they are welcome to contact me. I’m sure the shire has my contact details on file. Ian Morrison, convenor Mt ElizaCommunity Alliance
Unreasonable rules In my opinion, Mornington Peninsula Shire Council does not currently have these laws is because they are petty (“Laws for everyone and (nearly) everything” The News 21/6/22). It is a case of petty people seeking to control others - ratepayers - who will have to pay a disproportionate amount in comparison to reasonable laws to administer and enforce the proposed laws. Stephen Jones, Cape Schanck
Lingering on Just when I thought I would get a respite from the minatory ideologically motivated neoliberal pseudo-Christian Faustian extremist pork government, they have come back to haunt me (“Home services crisis after switch to private providers” The News 5/7/22). Just another screw-up. The launch of the federal government’s controversial Workforce Australia app and points-based activation system has been plagued by tech issues, with outages, poor services and “alarming” terms and conditions. Did they ever get anything right? I would love to list all the screw-ups, but only allowed 300 words and need about 3500, even if just listing in abbreviated form. Will we ever be free from their screw-ups? Joe Lenzo, Safety Beach
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JOHN WICK: CHAPTER 3 – PARABELLUM
7MATE, 8.30pm
Keanu Reeves stars in the third instalment of his hit assassin series. This time, the stakes are higher as Reeves finds himself on the run and struggling to fend off assassins from an international criminal syndicate after killing one of their own. While the film attempts to set up mythology in amongst the action, it truly shines when it comes to its beautiful fight choreography that often sees Reeves taking down scores of foes in hand-to-hand combat or from afar with some impressive and flashy gunplay.
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Thursday, July 14 ABC TV (2)
SBS (3)
SEVEN (7)
NINE (9)
TEN (10)
6.00 News Breakfast. 9.00 ABC News Mornings. 10.00 Back Roads. (R) 10.30 That Pacific Sports Show. (R) 11.00 Nigel Slater’s Middle East. (R) 12.00 ABC News At Noon. 1.00 Gruen. (R) 1.35 The Weekly With Charlie Pickering. (Final, R) 2.05 The Durrells. (PG, R) 2.55 Grand Designs New Zealand. (R) 3.45 Think Tank. (PG, R) 4.40 Tenable. (PG, R) 5.30 Hard Quiz. (PG, R)
6.00 Morning Programs. 10.00 Paddington Station 24/7. (PG) 11.00 Cycling. Tour de France. Stage 11. Replay. 1.00 WorldWatch. 2.10 Small Business Secrets NAIDOC Special. (PG, R) 2.40 French Voyages: Discovery To Australia. (PG, R) 3.30 The Cook Up. (PG, R) 4.00 Jeopardy! (PG) 4.30 Letters And Numbers. (R) 5.00 Cycling. Tour de France. Stage 11. Highlights.
6.00 Sunrise. 9.00 The Morning Show. (PG) 11.30 Seven Morning News. 12.00 MOVIE: The Wife He Met Online. (2012, Msv, R) 2.00 Kochie’s Business Builders. 2.30 Border Patrol. (PG, R) 3.00 The Chase. (R) 4.00 Seven News At 4. 5.00 The Chase Australia.
6.00 Today. 9.00 Today Extra. (PG) 11.30 Morning News. 12.00 MOVIE: The Clue To Love. (2021, PGa) Rachel Bles, Travis Milne, Richard Fitzpatrick. 1.45 9 Honey: Queen Elizabeth II. (PGa) 2.00 Pointless. (PG) 3.00 Tipping Point. (PG) 4.00 Afternoon News. 5.00 Millionaire Hot Seat.
6.00 The Talk. (PGa) 7.00 Judge Judy. (PG, R) 7.30 The Bold And The Beautiful. (PGa, R) 8.00 10 News First: Breakfast. 8.30 Studio 10. (PG) 12.00 Dr Phil. (PGadl, R) 2.00 Entertainment Tonight. 2.30 Farm To Fork. (PG, R) 3.00 Judge Judy. (PG, R) 3.30 My Market Kitchen. 4.00 Everyday Gourmet With Justine Schofield. 4.30 The Bold And The Beautiful. (PG) 5.00 10 News First.
6.00 The Drum. 6.55 Sammy J. (PG) 7.00 ABC News. 7.30 7.30. 8.00 Foreign Correspondent. (R) A look at the decline of the insect population. 8.30 Q+A. Public affairs program. 9.35 Rosie Batty’s One Plus One: Di Morrissey. (R) Rosie chats to bestselling author Di Morrissey. 10.05 ABC Late News. 10.20 The Business. (R) 10.35 Carbon: The Unauthorised Biography. (PG, R) 12.05 Baptiste. (Malv, R) 1.00 Total Control. (Mal, R) 2.50 The Durrells. (PG, R) 3.40 Rage. (MA15+adhlnsv) 4.25 The Drum. (R) 5.20 Sammy J. (PG, R) 5.25 7.30. (R)
6.00 Mastermind Australia. (R) 6.30 SBS World News. 7.30 Scenic Coastal Walks With Kate Humble: Kent. (PG) Kate follows the white cliffs of Dover. 8.20 Stacey Dooley: Inside The Convent. (R) Stacey Dooley spends 10 days living alongside the nuns of St Hilda’s Priory in Whitby. 9.30 Cycling. Tour de France. Stage 12. Briancon to Alpe d’Huez. 165.5km mountain stage. From France. 2.00 In Therapy. (Mas, R) 2.25 Vikings. (MA15+v, R) 4.05 Huang’s World. (Malw, R) 4.55 Destination Flavour: Japan Bitesize. (R) 5.00 NHK World English News Morning. 5.30 ANC Philippines The World Tonight.
6.00 Seven News. 7.00 Home And Away. (PGav) 8.30 The Front Bar. (M) Hosts Mick Molloy, Sam Pang and Andy Maher take a lighter look at the world of AFL. 9.30 The Latest: Seven News. 10.00 Conjoined Twins. (PGa, R) Explores the world of conjoined twins, discovering how families cope with their extraordinary circumstances. 12.00 MOVIE: Running Home. (1999, Mv, R) A street kid becomes involved in smuggling. Claudia Christian. 2.00 Home Shopping. (R) 4.00 NBC Today. 5.00 Seven Early News. 5.30 Sunrise.
6.00 Nine News. 7.00 A Current Affair. 7.30 RBT. (PGdl, R) 8.30 Paramedics. (Ml, R) Paramedics battle traffic to save a child. 9.30 New Amsterdam. (Mam) New Amsterdam is hit by a ransomware attack. 10.30 Nine News Late. 11.00 The Equalizer. (Mv) 11.50 Cold Case: New Leads Wanted. (Mad, R) 12.40 Tipping Point. (PG, R) 1.30 TV Shop: Home Shopping. (R) 2.30 Global Shop. (R) 3.00 TV Shop: Home Shopping. (R) 4.00 Believer’s Voice Of Victory. (PGa) 4.30 A Current Affair. (R) 5.00 News Early Edition. 5.30 Today.
6.30 The Project. Special guest is G Flip. 7.30 The Dog House Australia. (PGa) Neglect victim Martin the Staffy may finally find the caring home he deserves. 8.40 Who Is Ghislaine Maxwell? (Mals) investigates how educated socialite and heiress-turned sex trafficker Ghislaine Maxwell preyed on young women after becoming entangled with convicted abuser Jeffrey Epstein. 10.40 To Be Advised. 11.40 The Project. (R) Special guest is G Flip. 12.40 The Late Show With Stephen Colbert. (PG) Late-night talk show. 1.30 Home Shopping. (R) 4.30 CBS Mornings.
ABC TV PLUS (22) 6am Children’s
Programs. 7.10pm Grace’s Amazing Machines. 7.30 Spicks And Specks. 8.30 Would I Lie To You? 9.00 Gruen. 9.35 The Weekly With Charlie Pickering. (Final) 10.05 QI. 10.40 Mock The Week. 11.10 Doctor Who. 11.55 Live At The Apollo. 12.45am Would I Lie To You? 1.45 The Games. 2.10 Black Mirror. (Final) 3.20 ABC News Update. 3.25 Close. 5.00 Clangers. 5.15 Late Programs.
SBS VICELAND (31) 6am Morning Programs. 11.30 Wellington Paranormal. Noon Devoured. 12.45 One Armed Chef. 1.35 WorldWatch. 2.00 Cycling. Tour de France. Replay. 4.00 Lee Lin Chin’s Fashionista. 4.15 WorldWatch. 5.15 Shortland St. 5.45 Joy Of Painting. 6.15 Forged In Fire. 7.05 Jeopardy! 7.30 News. 7.35 8 Out Of 10 Cats. 8.35 Dark Side Of The ‘90s. 9.30 Inside The World’s Toughest Prisons. 10.25 Late Programs.
7TWO (72) 6am Home Shopping. 6.30 Travel Oz. 8.00 Harry’s Practice. 8.30 Million Dollar Minute. 9.30 NBC Today. Noon Inside The Crown: Secrets Of The Royals. 1.00 Million Dollar Minute. 2.00 My Italian Family. 2.30 Sons And Daughters. 4.30 Emmerdale. 5.00 Coronation Street. 5.30 Escape To The Country. 6.30 Bargain Hunt. 7.30 Father Brown. 8.30 Murdoch Mysteries. 11.30 Late Programs.
9GEM (92) 6am TV Shop. 7.00 Creflo. 7.30 TV Shop. 10.30 Pointless. 11.30 My Favorite Martian. Noon Australia’s Top Ten Of Everything. 1.00 The Young And The Restless. 2.00 Great Barrier Reef: A Living Treasure. 3.05 Antiques Roadshow. 3.35 MOVIE: Carry On Cabby. (1963, PG) 5.30 Murder, She Wrote. 6.30 Antiques Roadshow. 7.30 New Tricks. 8.40 MOVIE: The Silence Of The Lambs. (1991, MA15+) 11.05 Late Programs.
10 PEACH (11) 6am The Late Show With Stephen Colbert. 7.00 The Big Bang Theory. 8.00 The King Of Queens. 9.00 Becker. 10.00 The Middle. Noon The Living Room. 1.00 Frasier. 2.00 Becker. 3.00 The King Of Queens. 4.00 Becker. 5.00 Frasier. 6.00 Friends. 6.30 Neighbours. 7.30 Friends. 8.00 The Big Bang Theory. 9.30 Seinfeld. 11.00 Frasier. Midnight Shopping. 1.30 Stephen Colbert. 2.30 Late Programs.
N ITV (34) 6am Morning Programs. 2pm Shortland St. 2.30 Cooking Hawaiian Style. 3.00 Jarjums. 3.50 Wolf Joe. 4.00 Aussie Bush Tales. 4.10 Grace Beside Me. 4.35 Molly Of Denali. 5.00 Our Stories. 5.30 The 77 Percent. 6.00 Bamay. 6.30 News. 6.40 Arctic Secrets. 7.30 Going Places With Ernie Dingo. 8.00 Off Country. 8.30 MOVIE: Bank Robber. (1993, MA15+) 10.10 Jasper And Errol’s First Time. 10.40 Late Programs.
SBS WORLD MOVIES (32) 6am Morning Programs. 10.40 The ABCs Of Love. (2020, M, French) 12.20pm Beautiful Lies. (2010, M, French) 2.15 Beauty And The Beast. (2014, PG, French) 4.20 The Red Turtle. (2016, PG, No dialogue) 5.50 Little Nicolas. (2009, PG, French) 7.30 Bye Bye Morons. (2020, M, French) 9.10 Between Two Worlds. (2021, French) 11.10 Late Programs.
7MATE (73) 6am Morning Programs. 10.00 America’s Game. 11.00 A Football Life. Noon Simpsons. 12.25 MOVIE: Batman & Robin. (1997, PG) 3.00 Pawn Stars. 3.30 Shipping Wars. 4.00 Al McGlashan’s Fish’n With Mates. 4.30 Barter Kings. 5.30 Storage Wars: TX. 6.00 American Pickers. 7.00 Pawn Stars. 7.30 MOVIE: Alien Vs Predator. (2004, M) 9.30 MOVIE: Aliens Vs Predator: Requiem. (2007, MA15+) 11.30 Late Programs.
9GO! (93) 6am Children’s Programs. Noon The Six Million Dollar Man. 1.00 Buck Rogers. 2.00 SeaQuest 2032. (Final) 3.00 The Nanny. 3.30 3rd Rock. 4.00 That ’70s Show. 4.30 Raymond. 5.30 The Nanny. 6.00 3rd Rock. 6.30 That ’70s Show. 7.00 Young Sheldon. 8.30 MOVIE: Hellboy II: The Golden Army. (2008, M) 10.45 Young Sheldon. 11.10 Up All Night. 11.40 Raymond. 12.10am Late Programs.
10 BOLD (12) 6am Home Shopping. 8.00 The Doctors. 9.00 Escape Fishing With ET. 9.30 iFish. 10.00 Star Trek: The Next Generation. Noon NCIS. 1.00 Walker, Texas Ranger. 3.00 Cheers. 3.30 The Love Boat. 4.30 Star Trek: The Next Generation. 5.30 MacGyver. 6.30 Bondi Rescue. 7.00 Soccer. Queensland Champions Cup. Brisbane Roar v Leeds United. 10.00 Bull. 11.00 SEAL Team. 1am Shopping. 2.00 Late Programs.
CONSUMER ADVICE (P) Pre-school (C) Children (PG) Parental Guidance Recommended (M) Mature Audiences (MA15+) Mature Audiences Only (AV15+) Extreme Adult Violence (R) Repeat (a) Adult themes (d) Drug references (h) Horror (s) Sex references (l) Language (m) Medical procedures (n) Nudity (v) Violence.
Chelsea Mordialloc Mentone News – TV Guide
13 July 2022
MEL/VIC
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Friday, July 15 ABC (2)
SBS (3)
SEVEN (7)
NINE (9)
TEN (10)
6.00 News Breakfast. 9.00 ABC News Mornings. 10.00 Q+A. (R) 11.00 Escape From The City. (R) 12.00 ABC News At Noon. 1.00 Mystery Road: Origin. (Ml, R) 1.55 The Good Karma Hospital. (PGa, R) 2.55 Grand Designs New Zealand. (R) 3.40 Think Tank. (PG, R) 4.40 Tenable. (PG, R) 5.25 Hard Quiz. (PG, R)
6.00 Morning Programs. 8.05 WorldWatch. 9.10 Make Me A Dealer. (PG) 10.05 Paddington Station 24/7. (PG) 11.00 Cycling. Tour de France. Stage 12. Replay. 1.00 WorldWatch. 2.00 Living Black. (R) 3.00 NITV News: Nula. 3.30 The Cook Up. (PG, R) 4.00 Jeopardy! (PG) 4.30 Letters And Numbers. (R) 5.00 Cycling. Tour de France. Stage 12. Highlights.
6.00 Sunrise. 9.00 The Morning Show. (PG) 11.30 Seven Morning News. 12.00 MOVIE: Abducted: The Carlina White Story. (2012, Ma, R) 2.00 House Of Wellness. (PG) 3.00 The Chase. (R) 4.00 Seven News At 4. 5.00 The Chase Australia.
6.00 Today. 9.00 Today Extra. (PG) 11.30 Morning News. 12.00 MOVIE: Hint Of Love. (2020, G) 1.50 Garden Gurus Moments. (R) 2.00 Pointless. (PG) 3.00 Tipping Point. (PG) 4.00 Afternoon News. 5.00 Millionaire Hot Seat. (R)
6.00 The Talk. (PGa) 7.00 Judge Judy. (PG, R) 7.30 Bold. (PG, R) 8.00 10 News First: Breakfast. 8.30 Studio 10. (PG) 12.00 Dr Phil. (PGadl, R) 1.00 The Living Room. (PG, R) 2.00 Entertainment Tonight. 2.30 Farm To Fork. (PG, R) 3.00 Judge Judy. (PG, R) 3.30 My Market Kitchen. 4.00 Everyday Gourmet With Justine Schofield. 4.30 The Bold And The Beautiful. (PG) 5.00 10 News First.
6.00 The Drum. Analysis of the day’s news. 7.00 ABC News. Takes a look at today’s top stories. 7.30 Movin’ To The Country. (PG) Halina heads to Bowraville, NSW. 8.00 Agatha Raisin. (Madv) Wilkes hires Agatha to investigate the mysterious death of a judge at a jam-making competition. 9.35 Baptiste. (MA15+a, R) When tragedy strikes, Julien becomes determined to uncover Edward’s true motives. 10.35 ABC Late News. 10.50 The Weekly With Charlie Pickering. (Final, R) 11.20 You Can’t Ask That: Dementia. (Final, Mal, R) 11.55 Rage. (MA15+adhlnsv)
6.00 Mastermind Australia. (R) 6.30 SBS World News. 7.30 Britain’s Beautiful Rivers: Severn. Part 1 of 4. 8.30 Ancient Superstructures: Istanbul’s Hagia Sophia. (PG) Archaeologists use new technology to examine the Hagia Sophia of Istanbul. 9.30 Cycling. Tour de France. Stage 13. Le Bourg-d’Oisans to Saint-Étienne. 193km flat stage. From France. 1.30 In Therapy. (Mls, R) 1.55 Shadow Lines. (MA15+a, R) 3.40 Huang’s World. (Mal, R) 4.30 VICE Guide To Film. (MA15+alnv, R) 4.55 Destination Flavour: Japan Bitesize. (R) 5.00 NHK World English News Morning. 5.30 ANC Philippines The World Tonight.
6.00 Seven News. 7.00 Better Homes And Gardens. Karen makes a banana slab cake with blueberries. 7.30 Football. AFL. Round 18. Western Bulldogs v St Kilda. 10.30 AFL Post-Game Show. Post-game discussion and interviews. 11.00 Armchair Experts. (M) A panel discusses all things AFL. 11.30 MOVIE: Winchester. (2018, Mhv, R) An eccentric heiress believes she is haunted. Helen Mirren. 1.30 Harry’s Practice. (R) 2.00 Home Shopping. (R) 4.00 Million Dollar Minute. (R) 5.00 NBC Today.
6.00 Nine News. 7.00 A Current Affair. 7.30 Children’s Hospital. (PGm) A teenage boy’s bicycle wheelie ends disastrously. 8.30 MOVIE: The Bodyguard. (1992, Mlv, R) A professional bodyguard falls in love with his latest client, a popular singer-turned-actress. Kevin Costner, Whitney Houston, Gary Kemp. 11.10 MOVIE: Burnt. (2015, Mal, R) Bradley Cooper. 1.00 Getaway. (PG, R) 1.30 TV Shop: Home Shopping. (R) 4.00 Take Two. (R) 4.30 Global Shop. (R) 5.00 TV Shop: Home Shopping. (R) 5.30 Skippy The Bush Kangaroo. (R)
6.30 The Project. Hamish Macdonald, Lisa Wilkinson and Tom Cashman take a look at the day’s news, events and hot topics. 7.30 Soccer. Friendly. Melbourne Victory v Manchester United. From the MCG. 10.30 Soccer. Friendly. Liverpool v Crystal Palace. From National Stadium, Singapore. 1.00 The Project. (R) Hamish Macdonald, Lisa Wilkinson and Tom Cashman take a look at the day’s news, events and hot topics. 2.00 The Late Show With Stephen Colbert. (PG) Stephen Colbert interviews a variety of guests, including Emma Thompson. 3.00 Home Shopping. (R)
ABC TV PLUS (22) 6am Children’s Programs. 7pm Odd Squad. 7.10 Grace’s Amazing Machines. 7.30 Spicks And Specks. 8.00 Hard Quiz. 8.30 MOVIE: What Just Happened. (2008, MA15+) 10.15 Doctor Who. 11.05 QI. 11.35 The Games. 12.05am Last Woman On The Planet. 1.05 ABC News Update. 1.10 Close. 5.00 Twirlywoos. 5.15 Hoot Hoot Go! 5.20 Pocoyo. 5.30 Guess How Much I Love You. 5.40 Late Programs.
SBS VICELAND (31) 6am Morning Programs. 11.00 Wellington Paranormal. Noon Vogue Williams: Online Trolls And Sexual Extortion. 1.00 Feeding The Scrum. 1.30 WorldWatch. 2.00 Cycling. Tour de France. Replay. 4.00 Lee Lin Chin’s Fashionista. 4.15 WorldWatch. 5.15 Shortland St. 5.45 Joy Of Painting. 6.15 Forged In Fire. 7.05 Jeopardy! 7.30 News. 7.35 8 Out Of 10 Cats. 8.35 The Orville. 10.00 Late Programs.
7TWO (72)
6am Morning Programs. 8.30 Million Dollar Minute. 9.30 NBC Today. Noon House Of Wellness. 1.00 Million Dollar Minute. 2.00 South Aussie With Cosi. 2.30 Sons And Daughters. 4.30 Emmerdale. 5.00 Coronation Street. 5.30 Escape To The Country. 6.30 Bargain Hunt. 7.30 Better Homes And Gardens. 8.30 Escape To The Country. 9.30 Billy Connolly & Me: A Celebration. 10.40 Late Programs.
9GEM (92) 6am Morning Programs. 1pm The Young And The Restless. 2.00 Great Barrier Reef: A Living Treasure. 3.00 Antiques Roadshow. 3.30 MOVIE: Billy Liar. (1963, PG) 5.30 Murder, She Wrote. 6.30 Antiques Roadshow. 7.30 Rugby League. NRL. Round 18. Parramatta Eels v New Zealand Warriors. 9.55 Golden Point. 10.35 MOVIE: Into The Blue 2: The Reef. (2009, MA15+) 12.30am Late Programs.
10 PEACH (11) 6am The Late Show With Stephen Colbert. 7.00 The Middle. 7.30 Seinfeld. 9.00 Becker. 10.00 The Middle. 11.30 The King Of Queens. 12.30pm Frasier. 1.30 Seinfeld. 3.00 The King Of Queens. 4.00 Becker. 5.00 Frasier. 6.00 Friends. 8.00 The Big Bang Theory. 9.30 Mom. 10.30 Charmed. 11.30 Frasier. Midnight Shopping. 1.30 James Corden. 2.30 Late Programs.
NITV (34)
SBS WORLD MOVIES (32) 6am
7MATE (73) 6am Morning Programs. Noon Sailing. Vendée Arctique. Les Sables d’Olonne Final. Highlights. 12.35 Sound FX: Best Of. 1.00 Down East Dickering. 3.00 Pawn Stars. 3.30 Shipping Wars. 4.00 Timbersports. 4.30 Barter Kings. 5.30 Storage Wars: TX. 6.00 American Pickers. 7.00 AFL: Friday Night Countdown. 7.30 MOVIE: The Curious Case Of Benjamin Button. (2008, M) 10.50 Late Programs.
9GO! (93) 6am Children’s Programs. Noon The Six Million Dollar Man. 1.00 Buck Rogers. 2.00 Young Sheldon. 3.00 The Nanny. 3.30 3rd Rock. 4.00 That ’70s Show. 4.30 Raymond. 5.30 The Nanny. 6.00 MOVIE: Alvin And The Chipmunks: The Road Chip. (2015, PG) 7.45 MOVIE: The Goonies. (1985, PG) 10.05 MOVIE: Little Shop Of Horrors. (1986, M) Midnight Supergirl. 1.00 Southern Charm. 2.50 Late Programs.
10 BOLD (12) 6am Home Shopping. 8.00 The Doctors. 9.00 Escape Fishing With ET. 9.30 iFish. 10.00 Tough Tested. 11.00 MacGyver. Noon NCIS. 1.00 Walker, Texas Ranger. 3.00 Cheers. 3.30 The Love Boat. 4.30 Star Trek: The Next Generation. 5.30 MacGyver. 7.30 NCIS. 8.30 Law & Order: SVU. 10.20 Evil. 11.15 Star Trek: Discovery. 12.15am Shopping. 2.15 Late Programs.
6am Morning Programs. 1.40pm Bamay. 2.00 Shortland St. 2.30 Cooking Hawaiian Style. 3.00 Jarjums. 3.50 Wolf Joe. 4.00 Aussie Bush Tales. 4.10 Grace Beside Me. 4.35 Molly Of Denali. 5.00 Our Stories. 5.30 NITV News: Nula. 6.00 Bamay. 6.40 Arctic Secrets. 7.30 MOVIE: Get Santa. (2014) 9.20 Bedtime Stories. 9.30 Through The Wormhole With Morgan Freeman. 10.20 Torres To The Thames. 11.20 Late Programs.
Morning Programs. 10.20 The Man In The Basement. (2021, M, French) 12.30pm Lucky Grandma. (2019, M, Mandarin) 2.05 Mon Oncle. (1958, French) 4.15 Ottolenghi And The Cakes Of Versailles. (2020, PG) 5.40 Little Nicolas On Holiday. (2014, PG, French) 7.30 The Godmother. (2020, M, French) 9.30 La Belle Époque. (2019, MA15+, French) 11.40 Late Programs.
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Saturday, July 16 ABC TV (2)
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SEVEN (7)
NINE (9)
TEN (10)
6.00 Rage. (PG) 7.00 Weekend Breakfast. 9.00 Rage. (PG) 12.00 ABC News At Noon. 12.30 Agatha Raisin. (Madv, R) 2.05 Midsomer Murders. (PG, R) 3.35 The ABC Of. (PG, R) 4.15 Back Roads. (PG, R) 4.45 Landline. (R) 5.15 Julia Zemiro’s Home Delivery: Julia Zemiro. (Final, PG, R) 6.05 Dinosaur Apocalypse With Sir David Attenborough: The Last Day. (PG, R) 7.00 ABC News. 7.30 The Good Karma Hospital. (Final, Ma) Lydia and Greg’s wedding plans are upset. 8.20 The Split. (Ml) Hannah allows herself to dream of life elsewhere with Christie. Nathan starts to doubt his relationship with Kate. 9.20 Mystery Road: Origin. (Ml, R) After a bizarre robbery, Jay’s visit to a local gang quickly escalates. 10.15 Capital. (Ms, R) 11.00 High Fidelity. (MA15+dl, R) 11.35 Rage. (MA15+adhlnsv)
6.00 Morning Programs. 8.05 WorldWatch. 9.00 Love Your Garden. (PG) 10.00 Great Canal Journeys. (PG) 11.00 Cycling. Tour de France. Stage 13. Replay. 1.00 WorldWatch. 2.00 Countdown To Qatar 2022. 3.00 The Rising. (R) 3.30 FIFA World Cup 2022 Magazine. 4.00 Trail Towns. (PG) 4.30 Cycling. Tour de France. Stage 13. Highlights. 5.30 48 Hours To Victory. (PG) 6.30 SBS World News. 7.35 World’s Most Scenic Railway Journeys: Austria. (PG) Chronicles a train journey on Austria’s Transalpine railway that crosses the snowy peaks of the Tirol. 8.30 Cycling. Tour de France. Stage 14. Saint-Étienne to Mende. 192.5km hilly stage. From France. 1.30 In Therapy. (Ma, R) 1.55 The New Pope. (Madns, R) 3.40 Huang’s World. (Ml, R) 4.30 VICE Guide To Film. (Malv, R) 4.55 Destination Flavour: Japan Bitesize. (R) 5.00 NHK World English News Morning. 5.15 France 24 Feature. 5.30 ANC Philippines The World Tonight.
6.00 NBC Today. 7.00 Weekend Sunrise. 10.00 The Morning Show: Weekend. (PG) 12.00 Horse Racing. From Flemington, Royal Randwick and Eagle Farm. 5.00 Seven News At 5. 5.30 Border Security: Australia’s Front Line. (PG, R) A discovery is made in a bag. 6.00 Seven News. 7.00 Football. AFL. Round 18. Carlton v Geelong. 10.30 AFL Post-Game Show. A wrap-up of the game, including panel discussion and interviews, with access to players, coaches and staff. 11.00 MOVIE: Danger Close: The Battle Of Long Tan. (2019, MA15+av, R) Soldiers fight for their lives. Travis Fimmel, Luke Bracey. 1.25 Harry’s Practice. (R) Information about pet care. 2.00 Home Shopping. (R) 4.00 It’s Academic. (R) Hosted by Simon Reeve. 5.00 House Of Wellness. (PG, R)
6.00 Getaway. (PG, R) 6.30 A Current Affair. (R) 7.00 Weekend Today. 10.00 Today Extra: Saturday. (PG) 12.00 Surfing Australia TV. 12.30 Running. Gold Coast Marathon. H’lights. From Burleigh Heads to Paradise Point, Queensland. 1.30 My Way. 2.30 Arctic Vets. (PG) 3.00 Australian Ninja Warrior. (PG, R) 5.00 News: First At Five. 5.30 Getaway. (PG) 6.00 Nine News Saturday. 7.00 A Current Affair. 7.30 To Be Advised. 12.30 Labour Of Love. (PGa, R) Kristy travels to the hometowns of her suitors to get a closer look at what her future could be like. 1.30 Postcards. (PG, R) Kris Smith rugs up to explore Daylesford. Shane gets a taste of what the locals are eating in Reservoir. 2.00 TV Shop: Home Shopping. (R) 4.30 Global Shop. (R) Home shopping. 5.00 TV Shop: Home Shopping. (R) 5.30 Skippy The Bush Kangaroo. (R) Mark meets a marine biologist who wants to collect specimens from an underwater reef.
6am Morning Programs. 7.30 Wildlife Rescue Australia. (PGa, R) 8.30 What’s Up Down Under. (R) 9.00 Australia By Design: Architecture. (PG, R) 9.30 St10. (PG) 12.00 Living Room. (PG, R) 1.00 Offroad Adv. 2.00 Pooches At Play. 2.30 Taste Of Aust. (R) 3.00 What’s Up Down Under. 4.00 Roads Less Travelled. (PGl, R) 4.30 Farm To Fork. (PG, R) 5.00 News. 6.00 Luxury Escapes. (Return, PG) Showcases desired locations. 6.30 Wildlife Rescue Australia. (PGal) Dr Bree Talbot helps an orphaned baby flying fox. 7.30 The Dog House. (PG) Dogs are matched with companions. 9.30 Ambulance Australia. (Maln, R) A crash results in a broken leg, but paramedics fear the patient may also have spinal cord injuries. 10.30 To Be Advised. 11.30 My Life Is Murder. (Msv, R) 1.30 Home Shopping. (R) 4.30 Authentic. (PG) 5.00 Hour Of Power.
ABC TV PLUS (22) 6am Children’s Programs. 7.10pm Shaun The Sheep. 7.20 Bluey. 7.30 Spicks And Specks. 8.00 QI. 8.30 Live At The Apollo. 9.15 Sammy J. 9.20 The Stand Up Sketch Show. 9.45 Whose Line Is It Anyway? 10.10 Would I Lie To You? 10.40 Doctor Who. 11.25 Blunt Talk. 11.55 Friday Night Dinner. 12.20am Schitt’s Creek. (Final) 12.45 Brassic. 1.30 Micro Monsters. 2.25 Late Programs.
SBS VICELAND (31) 6am Morning Programs. 11.00 Wellington Paranormal. 12.05 Over The Black Dot. 12.35 Yokayi Footy. 1.30 WorldWatch. 2.00 Cycling. Tour de France. Replay. 4.00 Lee Lin Chin’s Fashionista. 4.10 WorldWatch. 5.10 Dynamo: Revealed. 6.00 MOVIE: The Final Quarter. (2019, PG) 7.30 Impossible Engineering. 8.30 Hoarders. 9.20 Time Warp: The Greatest Cult Films. 11.15 Late Programs.
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6am Home Shopping. 8.30 Travel Oz. 10.00 All The Things. 10.30 Our Town. 11.00 Bargain Hunt. Noon Weekender. 12.30 Creek To Coast. 1.00 House Of Wellness. 2.00 Sydney Weekender. 2.30 The Hotel Inspector. 3.30 Escape To The Country. 4.30 Border Patrol. 5.30 The Yorkshire Vet. 8.30 I Escaped To The Country. 9.30 Escape To The Country. 11.30 The Yorkshire Vet. 12.30am The Fine Art Auction. 3.30 Late Programs.
9GEM (92) 6am Morning Programs. 8.30 TV Shop. 10.00 My Favorite Martian. 10.30 Edgar Wallace Mysteries. 11.50 The Baron. 12.55pm MOVIE: The Happiest Days Of Your Life. (1950) 2.40 MOVIE: Gun Belt. (1953, PG) 4.15 MOVIE: The Alamo. (1960, PG) 7.30 Rugby Union. International Test Series. Game 3. Australia v England. 10.00 Wallabies V England Post-Match. 10.30 MOVIE: Assassins. (1995, M) 1am Late Programs.
10 PEACH (11) 6am The Late Show With Stephen Colbert. 7.00 The King Of Queens. 8.00 Frasier. 8.30 Neighbours. 10.30 Becker. 11.30 The Big Bang Theory. Noon The King Of Queens. 1.00 MasterChef Australia. 5.30 Friends. 6.00 The Big Bang Theory. 10.15 Friends. 12.15am Home Shopping. 1.45 Mom. 2.35 The Big Bang Theory. 3.30 Charmed. 4.30 Home Shopping.
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7MATE (73) 6am Morning Programs. 1pm Blokesworld. 1.30 Wheelburn. 2.00 Motor Racing. ANDRA Drag Racing. Top Doorslammer. Replay. 3.00 Pawn Stars. 3.30 Barter Kings. 4.30 Wild Transport. 5.00 Big Easy Motors. 5.30 American Pickers. 6.30 AFL Pre-Game. 7.00 Border Security. 7.30 MOVIE: The Accountant. (2016, M) 10.00 MOVIE: A Good Day To Die Hard. (2013, M) Midnight Late Programs.
9GO! (93) 6am Children’s Programs. 1.40pm Motor Racing. IndyCar Series. Indy 200 at Mid-Ohio. H’lights. 2.50 Motor Racing. FIA World Endurance C’ship. 6 Hours of Monza. H’lights. 4.00 Inside Legoland. 4.50 Children’s Programs. 5.20 MOVIE: The Little Rascals. (1994) 7.00 MOVIE: The Mummy Returns. (2001, PG) 9.30 MOVIE: Van Helsing. (2004, M) Midnight Supergirl. 12.55 Late Programs.
10 BOLD (12) 6am Home Shopping. 9.00 The Doctors. 10.00 Bondi Rescue. 11.00 The Love Boat. Noon Star Trek: The Next Generation. 1.00 MacGyver. 3.00 Tough Tested. 4.00 Cheers. 5.00 Escape Fishing With ET. 5.30 Scorpion. 7.30 NCIS. 8.30 NCIS: New Orleans. 10.25 Blood And Treasure. 11.20 48 Hours. 12.15am SEAL Team. 2.10 Scorpion. 4.00 The Doctors. 5.00 Home Shopping.
6am Morning Programs. 12.55pm Stand Up And Be Counted: A NAIDOC Concert Special. 2.50 Hockey. WA Men’s Field Hockey. Premier Division 1. 4.20 Hockey. WA Women’s Field Hockey. Premier Division 1. Replay. 5.50 Small Business Secrets. 6.20 Strait To The Plate. 6.50 News. 7.00 The Casketeers. 7.30 Wild West. 8.30 The Wrestlers. 9.30 MOVIE: Bank Robber. (1993, MA15+) 11.10 Late Programs.
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Morning Programs. 6.15 Little Nicolas On Holiday. (2014, PG, French) 8.05 Capricorn One. (1978, PG) 10.20 Bye Bye Morons. (2020, M, French) Noon Canola. (2016, M, Korean) 2.10 Little Nicolas. (2009, PG, French) 3.50 Kim Ji-Young, Born 1982. (2019, PG, Korean) 6.00 All At Sea. (2010, PG) 7.35 I Am Michael. (2015, M) 9.30 Bang Gang (A Modern Love Story) (2015, MA15+, French) 11.20 Late Programs.
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13 July 2022
Sunday, July 17 ABC (2)
SBS (3)
SEVEN (7)
NINE (9)
TEN (10)
6am Morning Programs. 9.00 Insiders. 10.00 Offsiders. 10.30 World This Week. (R) 11.00 Compass. (PG, R) 11.30 Praise. (PG) 12.00 News. 12.30 Landline. 1.30 Movin’ To The Country. (PG, R) 2.00 Dream Gardens. (R) 2.30 A Dog’s World With Tony Armstrong. (R) 3.25 Rick Stein’s Road To Mexico. (PG, R) 4.30 Back To Nature. (R) 5.00 Art Works. (PG, R) 5.30 Antiques Roadshow. (PG)
6.00 Morning Programs. 8.00 WorldWatch. 9.10 Love Your Garden. (PG) 10.05 Great Canal Journeys. (PG) 11.00 Cycling. Tour de France. Stage 14. Replay. 1.00 Speedweek. 3.00 Sportswoman. (R) 3.30 Cycling. National Road Series. Tour Of The Tropics. Highlights. 4.30 Cycling. Tour de France. Stage 14. Highlights. 5.30 Hitler’s Teen Killers. (PG)
6.00 Better Homes And Gardens. (R) 7.00 Weekend Sunrise. 10.00 The Morning Show: Weekend. (PG) 11.00 House Of Wellness. (PG, R) 12.00 Football. VFL. Round 17. 2.30 AFL Pre-Game Show. 3.00 Football. AFL. Round 18. Melbourne v Port Adelaide.
6.00 Arctic Vets. (PG, R) 6.30 A Current Affair. (R) 7.00 Weekend Today. 10.00 The AFL Sunday Footy Show. (PG) 12.00 Sports Sunday. (PG) 1.00 Travel Guides NZ. (PGl, R) 2.00 Children’s Hospital. (PGm, R) 3.00 Australian Ninja Warrior. (PG, R) 5.00 News: First At Five. 5.30 Postcards. (PG)
6.00 Mass. 6.30 Turning Point With David Jeremiah. (PGa) 7.00 Joseph Prince. 7.30 Joel Osteen. 8.00 GCBC. (R) 8.30 Living Room. (R) 9.30 St10. (PG) 12.00 Everyday Gourmet With Justine Schofield. (R) 12.30 Destination Dessert. (R) 1.00 Farm To Fork. (PG, R) 1.30 Luxury Escapes. (PG, R) 2.00 Soccer. Queensland Champions Cup. Aston Villa v Leeds United. 5.00 10 News First.
6.30 Compass: The Accidental Archivist. (PG, R) 7.00 ABC News Sunday. 7.40 Joanna Lumley’s Great Cities of the World: Paris. (PG) Part 1 of 3. 8.30 Mystery Road: Origin. (Mal) Jay struggles with the findings around the recent tragedy, convinced that he is dealing with foul play. 9.25 Miniseries: Small Axe. (Mal) Part 3 of 5. A young forensic scientist has a yearning to do more than his solitary laboratory work. 10.50 Fires. (Mal, R) 11.40 Keeping Faith. (Ml, R) 2.40 Rage. (MA15+adhlnsv) 4.00 Classic Countdown. (Ml, R) 5.00 Insiders. (R)
6.30 SBS World News. 7.30 Lost World Of Angkor Wat. (PG) Part 1 of 2. Follows archaeologists as they uncover the rise and fall of Angkor Wat in Cambodia. 9.30 Cycling. Tour de France. Stage 15. Rodez to Carcassonne. 202.5km flat stage. From France. 2.00 In Therapy. (Ma, R) 2.25 The Clinton Affair. (MA15+s, R) 3.55 Huang’s World. (Ml, R) 4.45 Destination Flavour: Japan Bitesize. (R) 5.00 NHK World English News Morning. 5.15 France 24 Feature. 5.30 Al Jazeera News.
6.00 Seven News. 7.00 The Best Of The Best And Worst Of Red Faces. (PG) Daryl Somers takes a look back at Red Faces. 8.30 7NEWS Spotlight. Takes a look at an investigation. 9.30 Murder In The Outback: The Falconio And Lees Mystery. (Mdlv, R) Part 1 of 4. Takes a look at the murder of Peter Falconio and the attack on his girlfriend Joanne Lees. 11.40 The Blacklist. (Madv) 12.40 Crash Investigation Unit: Redfern. (PG, R) 2.00 Home Shopping. (R) 3.30 Million Dollar Minute. (R) 5.00 Seven Early News. 5.30 Sunrise.
6.00 Nine News Sunday. 7.00 Beauty And The Geek. (Return, PGl) 8.45 60 Minutes. Current affairs program. 9.45 Nine News Late. A look at the latest news and events. 10.15 The First 48: 1000 Cuts/Draw. (Malv) 11.15 Unspeakable Crime: The Killing Of Jessica Chambers. (Mav) 12.05 Fred & Rose West: The House Of Horrors. (MA15+asv, R) 1.05 Surfing Australia TV. (R) 1.30 TV Shop: Home Shopping. (R) 4.00 Believer’s Voice Of Victory. (PGa) 4.30 Take Two. (R) 5.00 News Early Edition. 5.30 Today.
6.30 The Sunday Project. Panellists dissect, digest and reconstitute the daily news, events and hottest topics. 7.30 Hunted. (Premiere, PGal) In a real-life game of cat and mouse, 18 ordinary Australians go on the run from a team of experts. 9.15 NCIS: Hawai’i. (Mv) When a navy petty officer is murdered, Jane and the team investigate while also protecting the victim’s friend. 10.15 FBI. (Mv, R) After a Wall Street investor is murdered, the team is led to an insider-trading ring. 11.00 The Sunday Project. (R) A look at the day’s news. 12.00 Home Shopping. (R) 4.30 CBS Mornings.
ABC TV PLUS (22) 6am Children’s Programs. 7.10pm Shaun The Sheep. 7.20 Bluey. 7.30 Compass. 8.00 You Can’t Ask That. 8.30 Louis Theroux: The Most Hated Family In America. 9.30 Carbon: The Unauthorised Biography. 11.00 River. 12.10am MOVIE: What Just Happened. (2008, MA15+) 2.00 George Clarke’s Amazing Spaces. 2.45 ABC News Update. 2.50 Close. 5.00 Clangers. 5.15 Late Programs.
SBS VICELAND (31) 6am Morning Programs. 11.00 Wellington Paranormal. Noon The New York Times Presents: The Weekly. 1.00 Dopesick: Fentanyl’s Deadly Grip. 1.30 WorldWatch. 2.00 Cycling. Tour de France. Replay. 4.00 Bamay. 4.30 Insight. 5.30 Life After People. 6.20 Scandinavian Star. (Premiere) 7.30 Abandoned Engineering. 8.30 The UnXplained. 9.20 QAnon: The Search For Q. 10.15 Late Programs.
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6am Morning Programs. 1pm The Great Australian Doorstep. 1.30 To Be Advised. 2.00 The Bowls Show. 3.00 South Aussie With Cosi. 3.30 My Italian Family. 4.00 The Duke And I. 5.00 Secrets Of The Royal Babies. 6.00 Cities Of The Underworld. 7.00 Border Security. 8.30 Chris Tarrant’s Extreme Railway Journeys. 9.30 Mighty Trains. 10.30 Train Truckers. 11.30 Late Programs.
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6am Morning Programs. 7.30 In Touch. 8.00 Beyond Today. 8.30 The Incredible Journey. 9.00 TV Shop. 10.00 My Favorite Martian. 10.30 Getaway. 11.00 NRL Sunday Footy Show. 1pm MOVIE: Carlton-Browne Of The F.O. (1959) 3.00 Rugby League. NRL. Round 18. Melbourne Storm v Canberra Raiders. 6.00 Arctic Vets. 6.30 Bondi Vet. 7.30 David Attenborough’s Green Planet. 8.40 To Be Advised. 11.30 Late Programs.
10 PEACH (11) 6am The Big Bang Theory. 7.30 Friends. 8.30 Neighbours. 10.30 The Middle. Noon The Unicorn. 2.00 Friends. 6.00 The Big Bang Theory. 10.30 Friends. Midnight Home Shopping. 1.30 MOVIE: Second Act. (2018, M) 3.30 The Big Bang Theory. 4.30 Home Shopping.
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7MATE (73) 6am Morning Programs. 1pm Hook, Line And Sinker. 2.00 Hook Me Up! 3.00 On The Fly. 3.30 Merv Hughes Fishing. 4.00 Fishing Addiction. 5.00 Big Easy Motors. 5.30 Storage Wars: TX. 6.00 Harry Potter: Hogwarts Tournament Of Houses. 7.00 MOVIE: Harry Potter And The Chamber Of Secrets. (2002, PG) 10.15 MOVIE: Bastille Day. (2016, M) 12.15am Late Programs.
9GO! (93) 6am Children’s Programs. 8.00 MOVIE: Barbie Mermaid Power. (2022) 9.20 Children’s Programs. 1.30pm Surfing Australia TV. 2.00 America’s Top Dog. 3.00 Top Chef. 4.15 Say Yes To The Dress: UK. 4.45 Full House. 5.15 MOVIE: Marmaduke. (2010, PG) 7.00 MOVIE: Kung Fu Panda 3. (2016, PG) 8.45 MOVIE: The Great Wall. (2016, M) 10.45 MOVIE: Daredevil. (2003, M) 12.40am Late Programs.
10 BOLD (12) 6am Home Shopping. 7.30 Key Of David. 8.00 The Doctors. 9.00 Healthy Homes. 9.30 Buy To Build. 10.00 Bondi Rescue. 11.00 Escape Fishing With ET. 11.30 Reel Action. Noon Scorpion. 2.00 What’s Up Down Under. 3.00 The Offroad Adventure Show. 4.00 Pooches At Play. 4.30 Cheers. 5.00 iFish. 5.30 Bondi Rescue. 6.30 MacGyver. 7.30 NCIS. 10.20 48 Hours. 11.15 Late Programs.
6am Morning Programs. 12.30pm The Rising. 1.00 Rugby Union. Ella 7s. 1.30 VICE Sports. 2.00 Away From Country. 3.00 Rugby League. NRL NT. 4.30 Rugby League. NRL. WA Womens First Grade Premiership League. 6.00 Power To The People. 6.30 News. 6.40 Animal Babies: First Year On Earth. 7.40 The Ghan: Australia’s Greatest Train Journey. 10.50 Late Programs.
Morning Programs. 8.20 Kim Ji-Young, Born 1982. (2019, PG, Korean) 10.25 The Godmother. (2020, M, French) 12.25pm Accidentally Dad. (2020, M, Vietnamese) 2.25 Little Nicolas On Holiday. (2014, PG, French) 4.15 Capricorn One. (1978, PG) 6.30 Guess Who’s Coming To Dinner. (1967, PG) 8.30 Once Upon A Time In America. (1984, MA15+) 12.35am Late Programs.
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NINE (9)
TEN (10)
6.00 News Breakfast. 9.00 ABC News Mornings. 10.00 Landline. (R) 11.00 Antiques Roadshow. (PG, R) 12.00 ABC News At Noon. 1.00 Mum. (Mls, R) 1.30 Vera. (Mav, R) 3.00 Grand Designs New Zealand. (R) 3.45 Think Tank. (PG, R) 4.45 Tenable. (PG, R) 5.30 Hard Quiz. (PG, R) 6.00 The Drum. 7.00 ABC News. 7.30 7.30. 8.00 Back Roads: Katherine, NT. Presented by Albert Wiggan. 8.30 Four Corners. Investigative journalism program. 9.20 Media Watch. (PG) Hosted by Paul Barry. 9.35 China Tonight. (Return) A look at current affairs from China. 10.05 ABC Late News. 10.20 The Business. (R) 10.40 Q+A. (R) 11.40 Keeping Faith. (Ma, R) 2.40 Rage. (MA15+adhlnsv) 4.25 The Drum. (R) 5.25 7.30. (R)
6.00 Morning Programs. 8.05 WorldWatch. 9.10 Make Me A Dealer. (Final, PG) 10.05 Paddington Station 24/7. (PG) 11.00 Cycling. Tour de France. Stage 15. Replay. 1.00 WorldWatch. 2.00 Destination Flavour China Bitesize. (R) 2.10 Looby. (PG) 3.35 The Cook Up. (PG, R) 4.05 Jeopardy! (PG) 4.30 Letters And Numbers. (R) 5.00 Cycling. Tour de France. Stage 15. Highlights. 6.00 Mastermind Australia. (R) 6.30 SBS World News. 7.30 Saving Lives At Sea. (M) 8.35 The Queen’s Guard: A Year In Service. (M) Part 2 of 5. 9.30 24 Hours In Emergency: Lead By Example. (Ma, R) An elderly man is rushed to St George’s. 10.30 SBS World News Late. 11.00 Black Sands. (MA15+as) 12.00 Agatha Christie’s Criminal Games. (Masv, R) 1.40 In Therapy. (Mals, R) 2.35 Outlander. (MA15+asv, R) 3.35 Huang’s World. (Mls, R) 4.25 VICE Guide To Film. (MA15+adls, R) 4.55 Destination Flavour: Japan Bitesize. (R) 5.00 NHK World English News Morning. 5.30 ANC Philippines The World Tonight.
6.00 Sunrise. 9.00 The Morning Show. (PG) 11.30 Seven Morning News. 12.00 MOVIE: The Office Mix-Up. (2020, PGa) 2.00 Criminal Confessions: Mountain City, Tennessee. (Mav, R) 3.00 The Chase. 4.00 Seven News At 4. 5.00 The Chase Australia. 6.00 Seven News. 7.00 Home And Away. (PG) 7.30 The Very Best Of The Best And Worst Of Red Faces. (PG) Daryl Somers revisits Red Faces. 9.00 9-1-1: Lone Star. (Mav) Owen and the 126 race to the rescue when a package at the governor’s office may contain a biohazard. 11.00 The Latest: Seven News. 11.30 The Blacklist. (Mav) 12.30 The Jonathan Ross Show. (Mls, R) 1.30 Hooked On The Look. (Ma, R) 2.00 Home Shopping. (R) 4.00 NBC Today. 5.00 Seven Early News. 5.30 Sunrise.
6.00 Today. 9.00 Today Extra. (PG) 11.30 Morning News. 12.00 Beauty And The Geek. (PGl, R) 1.45 Explore: Nuremberg. (R) 2.00 Pointless. (PG) 3.00 Tipping Point. (PG) 4.00 Afternoon News. 5.00 Millionaire Hot Seat. 6.00 Nine News. 7.00 A Current Affair. 7.30 Beauty And The Geek. (PGl) Hosted by Sophie Monk. 8.45 Emergency. (Return, Mm) Doctors fear a motorbike rider might lose his foot after a shocking crash. 9.45 Footy Classified. (M) Footy experts tackle the AFL’s big issues. 10.45 Nine News Late. 11.15 Manifest. (Mav) 12.05 BTK: A Killer Among Us. (MA15+asv, R) 1.00 Hello SA. (PG) 1.30 TV Shop: Home Shopping. (R) 2.30 Global Shop. (R) 3.00 TV Shop: Home Shopping. (R) 4.00 Believer’s Voice Of Victory. (PGa) 4.30 A Current Affair. (R) 5.00 News Early Edition. 5.30 Today.
6.00 The Talk. (PGa) 7.00 Judge Judy. (PG, R) 7.30 The Bold And The Beautiful. (PG, R) 8.00 10 News First: Breakfast. 8.30 Studio 10. (PG) 12.00 Dr Phil. (PGa, R) 1.00 To Be Advised. 2.45 Entertainment Tonight. 3.00 Judge Judy. (PG, R) 3.30 My Market Kitchen. 4.00 Everyday Gourmet With Justine Schofield. 4.30 The Bold And The Beautiful. (PGa) 5.00 10 News First. 6.30 The Project. A look at the day’s news and events. 7.30 Hunted. A real-life game of cat and mouse. 8.45 Have You Been Paying Attention? (Malns) Celebrity panellists compete to see who can remember the most about events of the week. 9.45 Anne Edmonds & Lloyd Langford: Business With Pleasure. (MA15+ls) Comedians go on a national tour. 11.15 The Project. (R) 12.15 The Late Show With Stephen Colbert. (PG) 1.00 Home Shopping. (R) 4.30 CBS Mornings.
ABC TV PLUS (22) 6am Children’s Programs. 7.10pm Shaun The Sheep. 7.20 Bluey. 7.30 David Attenborough’s Micro Monsters. 8.20 George Clarke’s Amazing Spaces. 9.10 Restoration Australia. 10.10 Murder 24/7. 11.10 QI. 11.40 The Games. 12.10am How To Live Younger. 1.10 ABC News Update. 1.15 Close. 5.00 Clangers. 5.15 Hoot Hoot Go! 5.20 Sarah & Duck. 5.30 Guess How Much I Love You. 5.40 Late Programs.
SBS VICELAND (31) 6am Morning Programs. 11.00 Wellington Paranormal. Noon Border To Border. 12.30 Marry Me, Marry My Family. 1.30 WorldWatch. 2.00 Cycling. Tour de France. Replay. 4.00 WorldWatch. 4.55 It’s Suppertime! 5.20 Shortland St. 5.45 Joy Of Painting. 6.15 Forged In Fire. 7.05 Jeopardy! 7.30 News. 7.35 8 Out Of 10 Cats. 8.30 Taskmaster. 9.25 Kim’s Convenience. (Final) 9.55 Travel Man. 10.25 Late Programs.
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6am Morning Programs. 8.30 Million Dollar Minute. 9.30 Chris Tarrant’s Extreme Railway Journeys. 10.30 Better Homes. Noon Inside The Crown: Secrets Of The Royals. 1.00 Million Dollar Minute. 2.00 Weekender. 2.30 Sons And Daughters. 4.30 Emmerdale. 5.00 Coronation Street. 5.30 Escape To The Country. 6.30 Bargain Hunt. 7.30 Doc Martin. 8.30 A Touch Of Frost. 10.50 Late Programs.
9GEM (92) 6am Morning Programs. 7.30 TV Shop. 9.30 Newstyle Direct. 10.00 Danoz. 10.30 Pointless. 11.30 My Favorite Martian. Noon Australia’s Top Ten Of Everything. 1.00 The Young And The Restless. 1.55 David Attenborough’s Green Planet. 3.00 Antiques Roadshow. 3.30 MOVIE: The Pure Hell Of St Trinian’s. (1960) 5.30 Murder, She Wrote. 6.30 Antiques Roadshow. 7.30 Death In Paradise. 8.40 Poirot. 10.40 Late Programs.
10 PEACH (11) 6am The Unicorn. 8.00 Friends. 10.00 The Middle. Noon The Big Bang Theory. 3.00 The King Of Queens. 4.00 Becker. 5.00 Frasier. 6.00 Friends. 6.30 Neighbours. 7.30 Friends. 8.00 The Big Bang Theory. 9.30 Seinfeld. 11.00 Frasier. Midnight Home Shopping. 1.30 The Late Show With Stephen Colbert. 2.30 The Late Late Show With James Corden. 3.30 The King Of Queens. 4.30 Shopping.
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9GO! (93) 6am Children’s Programs. Noon The Six Million Dollar Man. 1.00 Buck Rogers. 2.00 Motor Racing. Formula E World C’ship. H’lights. 3.00 The Nanny. 3.30 Raymond. 5.30 The Nanny. 6.00 3rd Rock. 6.30 That ’70s Show. 7.00 Young Sheldon. 7.30 RBT. 8.30 MOVIE: Mechanic: Resurrection. (2016, MA15+) 10.30 Young Sheldon. 11.00 Up All Night. 11.30 Raymond. Midnight Late Programs.
10 BOLD (12) 6am Home Shopping. 8.00 Soccer. Friendly. Manchester United v Liverpool. Replay. 10.30 Bondi Rescue. 11.00 MacGyver. Noon NCIS. 1.00 Walker, Texas Ranger. 3.00 Cheers. 3.30 The Love Boat. 4.30 Star Trek: The Next Generation. 5.30 MacGyver. 7.30 NCIS. 10.20 SEAL Team. 12.15am Home Shopping. 2.15 L.A.’s Finest. 3.10 The Love Boat. 4.05 MacGyver. 5.00 The Doctors.
6am Morning Programs. 1.30pm Power To The People. 2.00 Shortland St. 2.30 Cooking Hawaiian Style. 3.00 Jarjums. 4.00 Aussie Bush Tales. 4.10 Grace Beside Me. 4.35 Molly Of Denali. 5.00 Our Stories. 5.30 APTN National News. 6.00 Bamay. 6.40 News. 6.50 Arctic Secrets. 7.40 Through The Wormhole With Morgan Freeman. 8.30 Living Black. 9.00 I, Sniper. 10.00 Mr Mercedes. 11.00 Late Programs.
Guess Who’s Coming To Dinner. Continued. (1967, PG) 6.55 Strings. (2004, PG) 8.35 Esio Trot. (2015, PG) 10.15 Our Struggles. (2018, M, French) 12.05pm Kim Ji-Young, Born 1982. (2019, PG, Korean) 2.15 All At Sea. (2010, PG) 3.55 The Crossing. (2020, PG, Norwegian) 5.40 Bill. (2015, PG) 7.30 The Road To Wellville. (1994, M) 9.45 Deerskin. (2019, MA15+, French) 11.10 Late Programs.
6am Morning Programs. 1pm Graveyard Carz. 2.00 Big Easy Motors. 2.30 Rides Down Under: Workshop Wars. 3.30 Motor Racing. Supercars Support 4.30 Motor Racing. Supercars Support Races. Dunlop Super2 Series. Highlights. 5.30 Storage Wars: TX. 6.00 American Pickers. 7.00 Pawn Stars. 7.30 American Pickers. 8.30 MOVIE: John Wick: Chapter 3 – Parabellum. (2019, MA15+) 11.10 Late Programs.
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Tuesday, July 19 ABC (2)
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6.00 News Breakfast. 9.00 ABC News Mornings. 10.00 Foreign Correspondent. (R) 10.30 Rosie Batty’s One Plus One. (R) 11.00 What Are We Feeding Our Kids? (PG, R) 12.00 ABC News At Noon. 1.00 The Split. (Ml, R) 2.00 The Durrells. (PG, R) 2.55 Grand Designs New Zealand. (R) 3.40 Think Tank. (PG, R) 4.40 Tenable. (PG, R) 5.25 Hard Quiz. (PG, R)
6.00 Morning Programs. 10.00 Paddington Station 24/7. (PG) 10.50 Revolution: Ideas That Changed The World. (PG) 11.55 WorldWatch. 2.00 Destination Flavour China Bitesize. (PGaw, R) 2.05 First Australians. (PG, R) 3.00 Living Black. (R) 3.30 The Cook Up. (PG, R) 4.00 Who Do You Think You Are? (PGal, R) 5.05 Jeopardy! (PG) 5.30 Letters And Numbers. (R)
6.00 Sunrise. 9.00 The Morning Show. (PG) 11.30 Seven Morning News. 12.00 MOVIE: A Killer Among Us. (2012, Mav, R) 2.00 Criminal Confessions: Largo, Florida. (Malv, R) 3.00 The Chase. 4.00 Seven News At 4. 5.00 The Chase Australia.
6.00 Today. 9.00 Today Extra. (PG) 11.30 Morning News. 12.00 Beauty And The Geek. (PGl, R) 1.15 Getaway. (PG, R) 1.45 Garden Gurus Moments. (R) 2.00 Pointless. (PG) 3.00 Tipping Point. (PG) 4.00 Afternoon News. 5.00 Millionaire Hot Seat.
6.00 The Talk. (PGa) 7.00 Judge Judy. (PG, R) 7.30 Bold. (PGa, R) 8.00 10 News First: Breakfast. 8.30 Studio 10. (PG) 12.00 Dr Phil. (PGadl, R) 1.00 To Be Advised. 2.15 Entertainment Tonight. 2.30 Farm To Fork. (PG, R) 3.00 Judge Judy. (PG, R) 3.30 My Market Kitchen. 4.00 Everyday Gourmet With Justine Schofield. 4.30 The Bold And The Beautiful. (PG) 5.00 10 News First.
6.00 The Drum. 7.00 ABC News. 7.30 7.30. Presented by Sarah Ferguson. 8.00 The ABC Of: Garry McDonald. (PG) Hosted by David Wenham. 8.30 Miriam Margolyes: Australia Unmasked. (Ml) Part 1 of 3. Miriam Margolyes sets out to understand what a “fair go” means in Australia today. 9.30 River. (PGa, R) Takes a look at rivers. 10.40 ABC Late News. 10.55 The Business. (R) 11.10 Four Corners. (R) 12.00 Media Watch. (PG, R) 12.15 Vera. (Mav, R) 1.45 Capital. (Ms, R) 2.35 The Durrells. (PG, R) 3.20 Rage. (MA15+adhlnsv) 4.25 The Drum. (R) 5.25 7.30. (R)
6.00 Mastermind Australia. (R) 6.30 SBS World News. 7.30 Who Do You Think You Are? Paula Duncan. (PG) Paula Duncan explores her roots. 8.30 Insight. Kumi Taguchi explores how people navigate the relationship with their in-laws. 9.30 Cycling. Tour de France. Stage 16. Carcassonne to Foix. 178.5km hilly stage. From France. 1.30 In Therapy. (Ma, R) 1.55 The A Word. (Mas, R) 3.00 Twin. (Ml, R) 3.55 Huang’s World. (Mal, R) 4.45 Destination Flavour: Japan Bitesize. (R) 5.00 NHK World English News Morning. 5.30 ANC Philippines The World Tonight.
6.00 Seven News. 7.00 Home And Away. (PG) 7.30 ABBA Vs Queen. (PGa) A comparison of ABBA and Queen. 8.30 The Good Doctor. (Ma) Shaun and team look to Lea’s expertise with cars and auto repair to help a patient whose iron lung has broken. 10.30 The Latest: Seven News. 11.00 Autopsy USA: Rue McClanahan. (MA15+l) 12.00 The Jonathan Ross Show. (Mls, R) 1.00 Hooked On The Look. (MA15+a, R) 1.30 Travel Oz. (PG, R) 2.00 Home Shopping. (R) 4.00 NBC Today. 5.00 Seven Early News. 5.30 Sunrise.
6.00 Nine News. 7.00 A Current Affair. 7.30 Beauty And The Geek. (PGls) 8.40 Botched. (Return, MA15+almn) Two former brides see Dr Nassif and Dr Dubrow. 9.40 My Feet Are Killing Me. (Premiere, Mm) Podiatrist surgeons tackle foot issues. 10.40 Nine News Late. 11.10 Law & Order: Organized Crime. (Mv) 12.00 Game Of Silence. (MA15+asv) 12.50 Talking Honey. (PG, R) 1.00 Destination WA. (R) 1.30 TV Shop: Home Shopping. (R) 4.00 Believer’s Voice Of Victory. (PGa) 4.30 A Current Affair. (R) 5.00 News Early Edition. 5.30 Today.
6.30 The Project. A look at the day’s news and events. 7.30 Hunted. An ATM withdrawal by the fugitives leads the hunters to canvass the nearby streets of Emerald. 8.40 The Cheap Seats. (Mal) Presenters Melanie Bracewell and Tim McDonald take a look at the week that was. 9.40 NCIS. (Mv, R) The NCIS team investigates the murder of a navy officer who was killed while driving home an inmate. 11.30 The Project. (R) A look at the day’s news and events. 12.30 The Late Show With Stephen Colbert. (PG) 1.30 Home Shopping. (R) 4.30 CBS Mornings.
ABC TV PLUS (22) 6am Children’s Programs. 7.10pm Shaun The Sheep. 7.20 Bluey. 7.30 Spicks And Specks. 8.00 Would I Lie To You? 8.30 To Be Advised. 9.15 Blunt Talk. 9.40 Friday Night Dinner. 10.05 Best Wishes, Warmest Regards: A Schitt’s Creek Farewell. 10.50 Rosehaven. 11.15 Black Books. 11.40 Bounty Hunters. 12.05am Whose Line Is It Anyway? 12.30 The Games. 12.55 Brassic. 1.40 Late Programs.
SBS VICELAND (31) 6am WorldWatch. 8.40 Alone. 9.30 Shortland St. 11.00 Wellington Paranormal. Noon MOVIE: The Fountain. (2006, M) 1.50 Chasing Famous. 2.45 Counter Space. 3.45 WorldWatch. 5.15 Shortland St. 5.45 Joy Of Painting. 6.15 Forged In Fire. 7.05 Jeopardy! 7.30 News. 7.35 8 Out Of 10 Cats. 8.35 Craig Charles: UFO Conspiracies. 9.30 Cocaine Trade Exposed: The Invisibles. 10.25 Late Programs.
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6am Home Shopping. 6.30 Travel Oz. 8.00 Harry’s Practice. 8.30 Million Dollar Minute. 9.30 NBC Today. Noon Inside The Crown: Secrets Of The Royals. 1.00 Million Dollar Minute. 2.00 Creek To Coast. 2.30 Sons And Daughters. 4.30 Emmerdale. 5.00 Coronation Street. 5.30 Escape To The Country. 6.30 Bargain Hunt. 7.30 Rosemary & Thyme. 8.30 Judge John Deed. 10.30 Wild Bill. 11.30 Late Programs.
9GEM (92) 6am Morning Programs. 7.30 TV Shop. 9.30 Newstyle Direct. 10.00 Danoz. 10.30 Pointless. 11.30 My Favorite Martian. Noon Australia’s Top Ten Of Everything. 1.00 The Young And The Restless. 2.00 Inside British Airways. 3.00 Antiques Roadshow. 3.30 MOVIE: Seven Nights In Japan. (1976, PG) 5.30 Murder, She Wrote. 6.30 Antiques Roadshow. 7.30 New Tricks. 8.40 The Closer. 9.40 Rizzoli & Isles. 10.40 Late Programs.
10 PEACH (11) 6am The Late Show With Stephen Colbert. 7.00 The King Of Queens. 8.00 Seinfeld. 9.30 Becker. 10.30 The Middle. 11.00 Frasier. Noon The Big Bang Theory. 1.00 Friends. 1.30 Seinfeld. 3.00 The King Of Queens. 4.00 Becker. 5.00 Frasier. 6.00 Friends. 6.30 Neighbours. 7.30 Friends. 8.00 The Big Bang Theory. 9.30 Mom. 11.10 Frasier. Midnight Shopping. 1.30 Late Programs.
NITV (34)
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7MATE (73) 6am Morning Programs. 9.00 Storage Wars: TX. 9.30 Pawn Stars. 10.00 America’s Game. 11.00 A Football Life. Noon Border Patrol. 1.00 Graveyard Carz. 2.00 American Pickers. 3.00 Pawn Stars. 3.30 Shipping Wars. 4.00 Wheelburn. 4.30 Barter Kings. 5.30 Storage Wars: TX. 6.00 American Pickers. 7.00 Pawn Stars. 7.30 Highway Patrol. 8.30 Outback Opal Hunters. 10.30 Jade Fever. 11.00 Late Programs.
9GO! (93) 6am Children’s Programs. Noon The Six Million Dollar Man. 1.00 Buck Rogers. 2.00 Motor Racing. Formula E World C’ship. H’lights. 3.00 The Nanny. 3.30 3rd Rock. 4.00 That ’70s Show. 4.30 Raymond. 5.30 The Nanny. 6.00 3rd Rock. 6.30 That ’70s Show. 7.00 Young Sheldon. 7.30 MOVIE: The Peacemaker. (1997, M) 10.00 MOVIE: No Escape. (2015, MA15+) Midnight Late Programs.
10 BOLD (12) 6am Home Shopping. 8.00 The Doctors. 9.00 Escape Fishing With ET. 9.30 iFish. 10.00 Star Trek: The Next Generation. 11.00 MacGyver. Noon NCIS: New Orleans. 1.00 Walker, Texas Ranger. 3.00 Cheers. 3.30 The Love Boat. 4.30 Star Trek: The Next Generation. 5.30 MacGyver. 7.30 Soccer. Friendly. Manchester United v Crystal Palace. 10.30 48 Hours. 12.20am Shopping. 2.20 Late Programs.
6am Morning Programs. 2pm Shortland St. 2.30 Cooking Hawaiian Style. 3.00 Jarjums. 4.35 Molly Of Denali. 5.00 Our Stories. 5.30 Indian Country Today News. 6.00 Bamay. 6.30 News. 6.40 Arctic Secrets. 7.30 Colonial Combat. 8.00 Spirit Talker. 8.30 Over The Black Dot. 9.00 Feeding The Scrum. 9.30 Letterkenny. 10.00 Gomorrah. 11.00 Late Programs.
The Crossing. Continued. (2020, PG, Norwegian) 6.50 Bill. (2015, PG) 8.35 The Finishers. (2013, PG, French) 10.20 The Enigma Of Arrival. (2018, M, Mandarin) 12.25pm Strings. (2004, PG) 2.05 Guess Who’s Coming To Dinner. (1967, PG) 4.05 Esio Trot. (2015, PG) 5.45 Courted. (2015, PG, French) 7.35 Dreamfools. (2018, M, Italian) 9.30 Great Freedom. (2021, MA15+, German) 11.40 Late Programs.
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6.00 News Breakfast. 9.00 ABC News Mornings. 10.00 Four Corners. (R) 11.00 Dinosaur Apocalypse With Sir David Attenborough. (PG, R) 12.00 ABC News At Noon. 12.30 National Press Club Address. 1.40 Media Watch. (PG, R) 2.00 The Durrells. (PG, R) 3.00 Grand Designs New Zealand. (R) 3.45 Think Tank. (PG, R) 4.40 Tenable. (PG, R) 5.30 Hard Quiz. (PG, R) 6.00 The Drum. 7.00 ABC News. 7.30 7.30. Presented by Sarah Ferguson. 8.00 Gruen. Presented by Wil Anderson. 8.40 Shaun Micallef’s MAD AS HELL. (Return) Host Shaun Micallef presents a round-up of important news stories of the week. 9.10 Aftertaste. (Return, Mls) Diana returns from London. 9.40 To Be Advised. 10.20 ABC Late News. 10.35 The Business. (R) 10.50 Miniseries: Small Axe. (Mal, R) 12.15 Keeping Faith. (Ml, R) 2.10 The Durrells. (PG, R) 3.00 Rage. (MA15+adhlnsv) 4.25 The Drum. (R) 5.25 7.30. (R)
6.00 Morning Programs. 8.00 WorldWatch. 9.05 Fantastical Factory Of Curious Craft. (PG) 10.00 Paddington Station 24/7. (PG) 11.00 Cycling. Tour de France. Stage 16. Replay. 1.00 WorldWatch. 2.05 Insight. (R) 3.05 Going Places. (R) 3.35 The Cook Up. (PG, R) 4.05 Jeopardy! (PG) 4.30 Letters And Numbers. (R) 5.00 Cycling. Tour de France. Stage 16. Highlights. 6.00 Mastermind Australia. (R) Presented by Jennifer Byrne. 6.30 SBS World News. 7.30 Michael Mosley’s 21 Day Body Challenge. (M) Part 3 of 3. 8.30 Jack The Ripper. (M) Part 2 of 3. The three experts continue to re-examine the Jack the Ripper murders. 9.30 Cycling. Tour de France. Stage 17. Saint-Gaudens to Peyragudes. 130km mountain stage. From France. 1.30 In Therapy. (Ml, R) 1.55 Taken Down. (Madl, R) 3.55 Huang’s World. (Malsv, R) 4.45 Destination Flavour: Japan Bitesize. (R) 5.00 NHK World English News Morning. 5.30 ANC Philippines The World Tonight.
6.00 Sunrise. 9.00 The Morning Show. (PG) 11.30 Seven Morning News. 12.00 MOVIE: Frantic. (1988, Mvdl, R) 2.30 Surveillance Oz. (PG, R) 3.00 The Chase. (R) 4.00 Seven News At 4. 5.00 The Chase Australia. Hosted by Larry Emdur. 6.00 Seven News. 7.00 Home And Away. (PG) 7.30 Highway Patrol: Dreadful Drivers. (PGl, R) Counts down 10 of the worst drivers. 8.30 Britain’s Got Talent. (PG) The fifth set of semi-finalists try to impress celebrity judges Amanda Holden, Alesha Dixon, David Walliams and Simon Cowell and earn a place in the grand final. Hosted by Ant and Dec. 10.30 The Latest: Seven News. 11.00 Inside Belmarsh Prison. (MA15+av, R) Part 2 of 2. 12.00 Reckoning. (MA15+av, R) 2.00 Home Shopping. (R) 4.00 NBC Today. 5.00 Seven Early News. 5.30 Sunrise.
6.00 Today. 9.00 Today Extra. (PG) 11.30 Morning News. 12.00 Beauty And The Geek. (PGls, R) 1.10 Everything Outdoors. 1.40 9Honey: Queen Elizabeth. (PG, R) 2.00 Pointless. (PG) 3.00 Tipping Point. (PG) 4.00 Afternoon News. 5.00 Millionaire Hot Seat. 6.00 Nine News. 7.00 A Current Affair. 7.30 Beauty And The Geek. (PGl) Hosted by Sophie Monk. 9.00 Travel Guides. (PGls, R) Ordinary Australians become travel critics, experiencing a holiday in Argentina. 10.00 Footy Classified. (M) Footy experts tackle the AFL’s big issues. 11.00 Nine News Late. 11.30 Chicago Med. (MA15+am, R) 12.15 Tipping Point. (PG, R) 1.05 Everything Outdoors. (R) 1.30 TV Shop: Home Shopping. (R) 2.30 Global Shop. (R) 3.00 TV Shop: Home Shopping. (R) 4.00 Believer’s Voice Of Victory. (PGa) 4.30 A Current Affair. (R) 5.00 News Early Edition. 5.30 Today.
6.00 The Talk. (PGa) 7.00 Judge Judy. (PG, R) 7.30 The Bold And The Beautiful. (PG, R) 8.00 10 News First: Breakfast. 8.30 Studio 10. (PG) 12.00 Dr Phil. (PGals, R) 1.00 To Be Advised. 2.10 Entertainment Tonight. 2.30 Farm To Fork. (PG, R) 3.00 Judge Judy. (PG, R) 3.30 My Market Kitchen. 4.00 Everyday Gourmet With Justine Schofield. 4.30 The Bold And The Beautiful. 5.00 10 News First. 6.30 The Project. 7.30 Shaun Micallef’s Brain Eisteddfod. (Premiere) Quiz show featuring schools. 8.30 Ghosts. (Premiere, PGhs) A couple discover the country estate they have inherited is inhabited by the spirits of deceased residents. 9.30 The Secrets She Keeps. (Malv, R) Meghan heads to hospital to have her baby, unaware that she might be in danger. 10.30 Good Sam. (Ma) 11.30 The Project. (R) 12.30 The Late Show With Stephen Colbert. (PG) 1.30 Home Shopping. (R) 4.30 CBS Mornings.
ABC TV PLUS (22) 6am Children’s Programs. 7.10pm Shaun The Sheep. 7.20 Bluey. 7.30 Anh’s Brush With Fame. 8.00 Art Works. 8.30 Last Night Of The Proms. 9.45 Talking Heads. 10.15 Everyone’s A Critic. 10.45 Louis Theroux: The Most Hated Family In America. 11.45 Murder 24/7. 12.45am The Games. 1.15 Diary Of An Uber Driver. 2.10 ABC News Update. 2.15 Close. 5.00 Clangers. 5.15 Late Programs.
SBS VICELAND (31) 6am Morning Programs. 10.00 Cycling. Tour de France. Replay. Noon Front Up. 12.30 Basketball. WNBA. Los Angeles Sparks v Indiana Fever. 2.30 Front Up. 3.00 In My Own World. 3.50 WorldWatch. 5.15 Shortland St. 5.45 Joy Of Painting. 6.15 Forged In Fire. 7.05 Jeopardy! 7.30 News. 7.35 8 Out Of 10 Cats. 8.30 Letters And Numbers. 9.30 MOVIE: Hannibal. (2001, MA15+) 11.55 Late Programs.
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6am Home Shopping. 6.30 Travel Oz. 8.00 Harry’s Practice. 8.30 Million Dollar Minute. 9.30 NBC Today. Noon The Duke And I. 1.00 Million Dollar Minute. 2.00 Sydney Weekender. 2.30 Sons And Daughters. 4.30 Emmerdale. 5.00 Coronation Street. 5.30 Escape To The Country. 6.30 Bargain Hunt. 7.30 Heartbeat. 8.30 Lewis. 10.30 Miniseries: Bancroft. 11.30 Late Programs.
9GEM (92) 6am TV Shop. 7.00 Creflo Dollar Ministries. 7.30 TV Shop: Home Shopping. 10.30 Pointless. 11.30 My Favorite Martian. Noon Australia’s Top Ten Of Everything. 1.00 The Young And The Restless. 1.55 Inside British Airways. 2.55 Antiques Roadshow. 3.25 MOVIE: Eureka Stockade. (1949) 5.30 Murder, She Wrote. 6.30 Antiques Roadshow. 7.30 As Time Goes By. 8.50 Midsomer Murders. 11.00 Late Programs.
10 PEACH (11) 6am The Late Show With Stephen Colbert. 7.00 The Big Bang Theory. 8.00 The King Of Queens. 9.00 Becker. 10.00 The Middle. 11.00 The Unicorn. 1pm Frasier. 2.00 Becker. 3.00 The King Of Queens. 4.00 Becker. 5.00 Frasier. 6.00 Friends. 6.30 Neighbours. 7.30 Friends. 8.00 The Big Bang Theory. 11.00 Frasier. Midnight Shopping. 1.30 Stephen Colbert. 2.30 Late Programs.
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9GO! (93) 6am Children’s Programs. Noon The Six Million Dollar Man. 1.00 Buck Rogers. 2.00 Motor Racing. Formula E World C’ship. H’lights. 3.00 The Nanny. 3.30 3rd Rock. 4.00 That ’70s Show. 4.30 Raymond. 5.30 The Nanny. 6.00 3rd Rock. 6.30 That ’70s Show. 7.00 Young Sheldon. 7.30 MOVIE: The Adjustment Bureau. (2011, M) 9.35 MOVIE: Pitch Black. (2000, M) 11.45 Late Programs.
10 BOLD (12) 6am Shopping. 8.00 The Doctors. 9.00 Escape Fishing. 9.30 I Fish. 10.00 ST: Next Gen. 11.00 MacGyver. Noon NCIS: New Orleans. 1.00 Walker, Texas Ranger. 3.00 Cheers. 3.30 The Love Boat. 4.30 ST: Next Gen. 5.30 MacGyver. 6.30 Bondi Rescue. 7.00 Soccer. Queensland Champions Cup. Aston Villa v Brisbane Roar. 10.00 NCIS: Los Angeles. 10.55 Blood And Treasure. 11.50 Late Programs.
6am Morning Programs. 1.30pm NAIDOC Award Winners. 2.00 Shortland St. 2.30 Cooking Hawaiian Style. 3.00 Bushwhacked! 3.25 The Magic Canoe. 3.50 Wolf Joe. 4.00 Aussie Bush Tales. 4.10 Grace Beside Me. 4.35 Molly Of Denali. 5.00 Our Stories. 5.30 Te Ao With Moana. 6.00 Bamay. 6.30 News. 6.40 Arctic Secrets. 7.30 Serena Vs The Umpire. 8.30 Yokayi Footy. 9.25 Ella Fitzgerald. 11.35 Late Programs.
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Trot. Continued. (2015, PG) 6.50 Courted. (2015, PG, French) 8.40 Toast. (2010, PG) 10.30 The Crossing. (2020, PG, Norwegian) 12.20pm Borg Vs McEnroe. (2017, M) 2.20 Bill. (2015, PG) 4.05 The Finishers. (2013, PG, French) 5.45 Woman At War. (2018, PG, Icelandic) 7.40 A Bump Along The Way. (2019, M) 9.30 Gaia. (2021, MA15+, Afrikaans) 11.20 Late Programs.
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13 July 2022
6am Morning Programs. 11.00 A Football Life. Noon Border Patrol. 1.00 Graveyard Carz. 2.00 Jade Fever. 3.00 Pawn Stars. 3.30 Shipping Wars. 4.00 Al McGlashan’s Fish’n With Mates. 4.30 Aussie Lobster Men. 5.30 Storage Wars: TX. 6.00 American Pickers. 7.00 Pawn Stars. 7.30 The Simpsons. 8.30 Family Guy. 9.00 American Dad! 9.30 Pizza Classics. 10.00 Family Guy. 10.30 American Dad! 11.00 Late Programs.
100 YEARS AGO THIS WEEK...
Balnarring push for a Commonwealth Bank branch Compiled by Cameron McCullough AT the annual meeting of the Balnarring Progress Association, it was decided to endeavor to have a branch of the Commonwealth Bank opened in this district. The association also resolved to keep under notice of the Minister of Mines the fact that this district shows indications of the existence of good coal deposits. The Association has been approaching the Ministers for some years with the view of having a boring plant here to make tests. The officers elected are: President, Mr. Warnecke; vice-president, Mr. Broughton; treasures, Mr. Buckley; secretary, Mr. L Perrow. Mr. J. Jack addressed the Progress Association regarding the effort to secure a motor ambulance service for the Peninsula. This is greatly needed, as the district has a very bad train service. The funds for the motor ambulance service are to be raised by public subscription, and the ambulance will be at the service of the people free of charge to convey patients either to the doctor or to hospital. The scheme seems to be meeting with success. *** WRITING in connection with the subject to be dealt with at tonight’s public meeting in the local Mechanics’ Hall. Mr P. J. Barklie writes as follows: “It has been brought under my notice that there is a petition going the rounds of Frankston to prevent the establishment of a High School as proposed. As one who has known Frankston
for 25 years, and has its interests at heart, I appeal to everybody with the ordinary amount of common sense to frustrate this outrageous and senseless attempt to block progress. This is an age of progress, and anything we can do to progress not only helps us of the present day, but gives the future generation something solid to work on. This High School is going to be a wonderful asset and advertisement to Frankston.” *** CR GRAY at last shire council meeting moved in the direction of securing a hostel for Mt. Eliza. It is the intention of the Government to erect hostels in popular tourist resorts of the State, and Cr Gray considered that Mt. Eliza had first claim to consideration. Cr Walker seconded the proposition which was carried unanimously. *** THE committee of the Frankston Old Pioneers’ Memorial met on Wednesday night, and unanimously decided to recommend for adoption Mr S. Lawrey’s design for a brick arch to be erected at main entrance to the park. *** THE scholars of the Frankston Methodist Sunday school, on Friday last, held a social gift evening for the starving children of Europe. Though many of the scholars were prevented by the heavy rains from attending, yet those who did attend were most enthusiastic, and succeed in raising for the fund between £7 and £8, which, for the children, what a very fine effort, and on which they are to be complimented.
*** AT the meeting of the Alfred Hospital Auxiliary on Thursday, two pictures donated in connection with the recent jumble auction were drawn for. The first drawing produced Messrs McIntosh and Mason, and the second, Mrs Lazarus as winners. This brings the total receipts in connection with that function to £50 6d. *** PIKE–GREGORY WEDDING THE marriage of Miss D. Gregory, youngest daughter of Mr. A. H. Gregory, “Malunnah,” Frankston, to Mr. Chas. Pike, of Peechelba, son of Mr. and Mrs. Pike, of Frankston, was celebrated at St. Paul’s Church of England, Frankston, on Saturday, July 8, by Rev. A. P. McFarlane. The bride, who entered the church with her father, was attired in a fawn cloth costume, trimmed with silk braid, white georgette beaded front and a brown hatter’s plush hat trimmed with monkey fur. She carried a beautiful bouquet of violets and carnations and maiden hair fern. Miss Hilda Wilcox, the bridesmaid, wore a navy twill costume and hat of pillar box plush, and a gold bangle, gift of the bridegroom. Mr. Frank Pike, brother of bridegroom, assisted as best organ. Miss Rodgers presided at the organ, and the service was fully choral. The church was nicely decorated by Mr. A. Dailey, of Frankston Nurseries, who also made the bouquet. The happy couple left by the midday train for Ballarat, where the honeymoon is to be spent. The bride’s gift to the bridegroom
was a handsome travelling rug, and the bridegroom to bride a leatherfitted dress case. Many beautiful and costly presents were received. *** THERE are indication that the coming year will be a good one in the Mornington district. Potato and chicory digging is in full swing, and the crops are looking very healthy. The local returned soldiers look for a little more assistance from the Repatriation department,which promises them assistance but never gives it. The returned men in this district are all hard workers, and they are having a very hard struggle against big odds. *** THE following delegates representing the Peninsula Free Ambulance Brigade met at Frankston on Saturday afternoon last: Messrs. Ling (Bittern), F. Taylor (Mornington), Gourley (Hastings), Allingham (Rosebud), and W. C. Young (Frankston). Mr. Young was voted to the chair, and Mr. Jack, secretary and organiser read a report, which indicated that satisfactory progress was being made. He reported that committees had been formed at Portsea, Sorrento, Rye, Red Hill, Hastings, Somerville, Baxter, Aspendale, and Chelsea. The Frankston Branch of the Alfred Hospital Auxiliary wrote offering assistance, and it was decided to write the Mornington Branch of the Auxiliary to co-operate. Mr. Taylor undertook to do all possible to form a strong committee in Mornington, and after Mr. Lin had
spoken urging continued effort, it was decided to call another meeting of delegates to be held at Frankston on the first Saturday after the conclusion of the football competition matches. *** Fire! Fire! Fire! FRANKSTON Fire Brigade Dance in the Mechanics’ Institute on Thursday, 20th July, in aid of new equipment for Brigade. Supper. First class music. Good floor. Tickets – Ladies, 1s 6d; Gents, 2s 6d, plus tax. Come and help your Brigade. *** A CONFERENCE will be held at Bittern Railway Station at 11 30am on Thursday 20th July to discuss with representatives of the Railway Department suggested alterations to the Stony Point and Red Hill train service. All interested, including representatives of the public bodies and Progress Associations are invited to attend. Geo. Hantton, secretary. *** SOMERVILLE was visited on Saturday night, July 8th, by Archdeacon Aicklin’s Concert Party of boys and girls. A varied programme was given, including some very good items. Archdeacon Aicklin was the accompanist. Rev Bainbridge on behalf of the church moved a vote of thanks to the entertainers, which was endorsed by all present. *** From the pages of the Frankston and Somerville Standard, 14 July 1922
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Lettuce Talk: Inflation Explained By Stuart McCullough YOU’RE right. Things are super expensive. Anyone who’s been to the supermarket recently knows that a weekly shop now requires access to a line of credit, if not a second mortgage. Last week, my local grocer was selling a head of lettuce for eight dollars. Eight dollars. I’m not sure my own head is worth that much. Come to think of it, I spent less on my first car. Eight bucks is a lot for an iceberg, most of which will probably go limp and rot in the bottom drawer of the fridge. That wasn’t the worst of it. Grapes are now being sold separately. Banana skins are now referred to as ‘accessories’ and incur an additional charge. I picked up a packet of batteries that came with the warning; ‘batteries not included’. Things are tough all over. You know it’s out of hand when your groceries are delivered by Armaguard. Worst of all, this seemed to come out of absolutely nowhere. Things are trundling along when, all of a sudden, inflation swoops in and kicks over the chair you’re sitting on. It’s just plain nasty. So just what is inflation? For starters, it’s so much more than an awesome nightclub where, in the 1980s, mullets roamed freely among the acid wash jeans and rivers of Bundy and coke. Inflation, generally speaking, is an increase in the price of goods and services as against purchasing power. It’s a measure. And it’s one that’s not really loomed large for quite some time. Which is why it’s so shocking to see it make so fulsome a return. Like a child you thought moved out of home to begin life as an adult but who, later, turns up on your couch without explanation eating your cereal, inflation is back. I was born in the nineteen seventies – an era that didn’t invent inflation but certainly came close to perfecting it. It was a wild decade. Those who were there were profoundly affected by the long shadow that inflation cast over everyday life. It was so much more than the price of fuel.
Inflation told us that restraint was utterly futile. As a result, the seventies gave us flared trousers, cheese fondue fountains and disco music. Self control was, more or less, abandoned altogether. There were terrible consequences. Growing up in an era when inflation ran rampant is one of the reasons why my hair was so big in the eighties. Probably. I’d feel better if I knew that the vegetables were benefiting from these gargantuan prices. But it’s not as though your local turnip has suddenly moved into a higher tax bracket and is now setting up a family trust. That said, I do know a bag
of spinach that’s just moved into a six-bedroom house in Brighton, which is probably bad sign. Worse may yet be to come. Soon, things will be so expensive that when avocados get smashed, it’ll only be on Moet champagne. In the seventies, we didn’t just have inflation. For reasons that can’t currently be located, it wasn’t enough that we had to suffer through terrible food, fashion and music, we had take something that was pretty ordinary to begin with and find a way to make it even more dreadful. Specifically ‘stagflation’; which combines inflation with stagnant economic conditions. Yuck. Even
the term itself should be enough to put you off. Stagflation sounds like something that happens to a prospective groom the night before his wedding whereby he ends up drunk and tied naked to a set of traffic lights. The effects are similar. So how did we get here? The economy is a complex beast and it’s wrong to over-simplify things but, in a word, Putin. Granted, there are other factors – a pandemic that put pressure on supply chains while demand for goods has increased. But, still, Putin. That shirtless, feckless freak who decided to ruin things for everyone by invading a peaceful country. What a jerk. The weird thing about Putin is that some in the West used to fawn over him admiringly. There were some commentators who, to put it mildly, were in love with Vladimir Putin. For some odd reason, they regarded him as a defender of conservative values if, indeed, riding around on a horse half naked can, in fact, be considered a conservative value. He’s always been a tyrant, and now that tyranny is responsible for unleashing inflationary forces through higher energy prices and suppressing supply of key commodities. That’s a lot of mayhem and destruction for just one person. It’s a reminder how fragile things are. Who’d have thought that war would return to Europe in the twenty–first century? But here we are. And while we’re all paying a price, it’s nothing compared to the price paid by those in Ukraine. It’s a truly shocking thing. Having grown up with inflation, I now feel compelled to return to my childhood. Yesterday I wore flares. Today I am overwhelmed by an urge to see melted cheese run through a fountain. Tomorrow I may even hum a disco song. But even if inflation reminds me of the seventies, I know that – like the nineteen seventies – this will end and things will get better. I hope it’s soon. stuart@stuartmccullough.com
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LANGWARRIN has survived its biggest scare of the season. The Kangaroos hosted Somerville at Lloyd Park on Saturday. Langwarrin came into the game with a 12-0 record for the season. After a scrappy and low scoring first half, the margin stood at just two points at half time. The Kangaroos had their noses narrowly ahead. Langy were wasteful in the third term, booting 1.7. Somerville capitalised on their scoreboard woes and kicked four goals. A major upset looked on the cards, with Somerville up by nine at three-quarter-time. Despite some more wayward goalkicking, Langwarrin managed to wrestle back the lead. Somerville kept up with them, but couldn’t quite do enough to topple the ladder leaders. It wasn’t pretty, but Langwarrin ended up getting the better of Somerville 9.21 (75) to 10.9 (69). Former Essendon Bomber Mark Baguley impressed. He scored three goals. Langwarrin are now 13-0 for the year. Despite falling short on Saturday, Somerville remain in third place. Finals contenders Seaford and Pearcedale faced in what ended up being a high-scoring affair on Saturday. Pearcedale looked the better side all day long, leading at each break in play. Seaford may have had a chance had they kicked straighter - they had scored 4.13 by half time. Seaford fixed their issues in front of goal in the second half. They kicked 10.5, but it wasn’t quite enough to get the job done. Pearcedale managed to hold off the fast-finishing Tigers to secure a 14.18 (102) to 17.14 (116) win. The result left Pearcedale in fourth and Seaford in sixth. Only percentage separates third place Somerville from seventh place Karingal. The Bulls kept their finals hopes alive with a thumping win over Tyabb. Karingal travelled to Bunguyan Reserve to take on the Yabbies. Tyabb have struggled all year, and Saturday was no different. Tyabb had no answers for Riley D’Arcy up forward. He kicked eight goals for Karingal, helping them secure a comfortable 8.11 (59) to 17.14 (116) win. Darcy Hope was also great for the Bulls. He booted three majors. The other top-six occupants, Chelsea and Devon Meadows, faced on Chelsea’s home turf last weekend. Devon Meadows went a game clear in second place after beating the Seagulls 8.7 (55) to 18.9 (117). Crib Point remains winless for 2022. They went down to Hastings by eight goals in front of their home crowd on Saturday. The final game for the round saw Rye emerge 16 point winners over Mornington. Andrew Dean was the star - he scored nine goals to take his tally for the year to 57.
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