Jonesin’ Crossword
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“Classical Remix”—recomposing composers.
Across
1. Insult hurled at 30-across 6. Mediterranean island nation 11. Two for Juan? 14. Block, as an Arctic ship 15. Message sender SETI hopes to detect 16. Hose problem 17. Photography size, based on Elgar? 19. Lance with a gavel 20. Driver around Hollywood 21. Spectator 23. “The Price Is Right” game 25. Ernie’s special friend 26. Reverberate 29. “Wowzers!” 30. “South Park”
protagonist 32. Understand fully 34. Dropped a line 36. Longtime Harry Belafonte label 39. Polite 41. Shakespeare nickname 43. Bizarre 44. Tahrir Square’s country 46. Disturbed 47. “If it feels right, do it” 49. Public regard 51. Caustic substances 52. Scotch mixer 54. Chew out 56. Game where you tug on your ear 59. Smokin’ 63. Rand of “Atlas Shrugged” 64. 2013 dance
all over YouTube, based on Mahler? 66. Was winning 67. Went on the radio 68. Toss option 69. “Gangnam Style” rapper 70. Times to eat cake, casually 71. Dark-skinned wine grape
Down
1. Get on tape 2. Berry in juices 3. Sea bird 4. Stake out by the road, perhaps 5. Reporter April, friend of the Ninja Turtles 6. Great Leap Forward name 7. Jovial weatherman
8. Pole dance? 9. Loose-leaf selections 10. Stud fee? 11. Seriously irritate, based on Verdi? 12. Like a rind 13. Make pig noises 18. “Bridesmaids” director Paul 22. Diamond stat 24. Word before created or elected 26. Breakfast brand 27. Street ___ 28. Useful, based on Haydn? 30. Numerical suffix 31. Diver’s place 33. Banana shell 35. Weasel’s cousin 37. Plains language 38. Contributes 40. Driving force 42. Did some farm work 45. “The Pelvis” 48. Rowboat mover 50. Chicken ___ (dish on “The Sopranos”) 52. Make some money off those tickets 53. “I just remembered...” 54. Quotable Yogi 55. Tries out 57. “Moby Dick” captain 58. “Pore Jud Is ___” (Rodgers and Hammerstein song) 60. It’ll grow on you 61. Tulsa’s st. 62. New age musician/ former TV host John 65. Alt-weekly workers, briefly
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