The Rockstars + Boss Chicks Edition

Shaina: Ideal hygiene for a girl (shaved*any kind of body hair*, smells, etc)…

Purp: I mean shit...I just want an extremely clean chick... period. No wild body hair, especially on her butt, if a chick got hair stuffed down the crack of her butt then that’s basically a breach of contract for me, a solid deal breaker. That’s wild country bama stuff. And a female gotta smell like a female not a whiff of a fat mans bike seat...nah. That type of stuff would curl a man’s mustache.

Freddy: I like hair too, it gives it that real life to it. Not too much though, just as long as everything is visible and not overflowing out the sides of your clothes. We call that “Fuzzy Bunnies.” But as much as I play too much if you have funk you might as well have a “Do not Enter” Sign. I can’t be with a girl and she smells like a garbage bin in an elementary school after 3pm.

Shaina: Bagging a chick at a party or in a club…what’s your approach?

Purp: “One night stand em’ then act like I can’t stand em’”. I don’t have an approach because here’s the typical scenario: I’m drunk, she’s drunk, errbody drunk, its very dark, were dancin and grindin, then this eventually leads to some form of sex....and that’s where the buck stops. I don’t see myself practicing chivalry in a club setting where liquor and dancing is involved.

Freddy: If I’m at any functions, I’m usually halfway drunk so HONESTLY I wake up the next morning like “Who the hell number is this!?!?,” but if I’m sober I don’t know how to approach a chick as artsy as I am. When I’m drunk I usually say a joke, or just get behind her while she dancing and let that thang in them skinny jeans do all the talking.Y’all know it’s the only time I show off!

Shaina: What’s your preference on looks, personality, etc.?

Purp: I’m infatuated with dark women, really dark