H o ro s By Naomii Seah (she/her)
Virgo (Aug 23 - Sep 22)
Sagittarius (Nov 22 - Dec 21)
It’s the end of Virgo season, babe, no wonder you’re feeling down. You’ve been filled with all that manic energy, look at how productive you’ve been! All that hard work is finally paying off. What’s the saying again? Do the mahi get the… burnout? Oop.
Sagittarius, I don’t have anything to say to you. You’ve been absolutely killing it, and the stars say good job! How does it feel to be the chosen one? How are you doing it? How? Please, help.
Fortnightly power trip: saying no. Just try it once, please–I–
Libra (Sep 23 - Oct 23)
Capricorn (Dec 22 - Jan 19)
Finally. FINALLY. IT’S LIBRA SEASON. It’s been a cold, hard winter, babe. I hear you. Don’t worry. It’s spring now. The flowers are out, the trees are waving. Hell, even the thunderstorms are giving you a weird God-complex right now. Look, even in the northern hemisphere Libra season is aesthetic. So go dress up, I know you want to.
Good job Capricorn, you’ve been really grounded recently. Like, too grounded. Like, you’re bored. You can have a break every now and then, you know, life isn’t all about being productive. Do some harmless escapist shit for a bit. May I suggest tying a bunch of balloons to your roof like you’re the old man from Up?
Fortnightly power trip: narciss–*ahem*–your Instagram feed.
Fortnightly power trip: absolutely losing it.
Scorpio (Oct 24 - Nov 21)
Aquarius (Jan 20 - Feb 18)
Very rarely are you too nice, Scorpio. But you’ve been a bit careless recently. Of all the signs you’re the one to guard their *vibes*. But as Mars moves into Libra you’re starting to think about your energy more closely. What do you want to do? Who do you want to be around?
Okay you can come out of your dungeon now. The moon is coming out of Virgo and into Pisces, which means you’re letting go of your antisocial, get-away-from-me-I’m-busy aura and leaning into your fun, creative presence. Welcome back friend, we missed you.
Fortnightly power trip: being dramatic.
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Fortnightly power trip: actually??? Having it???? Together??????
Fortnightly power trip: hanging out with us for once.
