Pastoral Sketches

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Pastoral Sketches

by Beverly Carradine

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THE

did

INDEFINITELY POSTPONED

tell you of this before because I

not

you would not

But

come.

know 3

we

fluence with Mr. Rich, and you

hope. you

Doctor, don't forsake

can,

51

>L\RRIAGE.

are

was

0U

now

afraid

have in our

only

but do the best

us,

and God will bless vou."

To say that this cool announcement knocked

almost breathless is

Here I had

me

speak extravagantly. expecting a brilliantly lighted

come

not

to

mansion, smiling servants, flower-adorned hall,

family welcome background, and lo !

cordial

and

the

I

forward

as

blushing bride in unexpectedly thrust

a

am

mediator and intercessor in

a

delicate matter, where the father a man

of his

own

a

was

a

most

known to be

will, and where the family had

right to feel that they had been deeply wronged in the past by the individual by my side. every

The house mind

at

this

been deceived an

inner

was

dark, but

moment. rose

not

The

darker than my

feeling

that I had

up in my heart, and there

debate for

a

moment

as

was

to whether

I

explain the matter to the family if necessity compelled it, or whether I should beat a hasty retreat. would go in and

But the divorced a

pleading

man came nearer

and said with

voice,

Doctor, please stand by

me

to-night.

We


5

PASTORAL

want to

again.

marry

S

My

ET

wife is

present parted relation, and I And

cannot but

we

lent and allow of the

family

us

to

am

unhappy in our a changed man.

that her father will

marry.

can

help

get the

we

by

us "

What could I say, and what could I do course

in the interests of

all

consent of Mr. Rich.

this time and stand

us

re

One other member

is in the secret with us, and

think that you

Won't yo-u

hope

HES.

humanity

Of

and to make

hearts

happy, I consented. I told him to pull the doorbell. He did so, and we stood listening to the heavy clang in a distant part of the house. The clang" had a mourn ful sound and seemed drearily unlike a marriage two

"

bell, but two on

the

After in the

more

a

like

a

funeral knell, to

one

of the

light

struck

gallery.

full minute

parlor,

or

so, we saw

a

and then the hall door

opened

and

we were

ushered in

b ' a servant. In a few min utes more after taking our seats the bride and a lady member of the family came in. There was a hurried conversation, and it was agreed that I should go at once to the private office of Mr. Rich

the basement floor, where in company

on

with his

son

and papers.

he

busy with his bridegroom in

was

The

business books the

parlor

and


THE

INDEFINITELY

the other two

P0STP0N1' D

elsewhere

were

to

53

MARRIAGE.

develop

await

legiUmately into the following syllables, Dev-il-up-meant. I was conducted by a servant through a long hall, down a staircase, along a narrow corridor to This last word

ments.

the office. with

As I

pleasant

a

asked with

The cordial as

be divided

ushered

in, the father

smile and cordial

a warm

wind had blown

ing

was

can

me

arose

greeting

shake of the hand what

and

good

there.

greeting

made my heart sick, feel

I did that my welcome would not be

so

glad

when he heard the nature of my errand.

polite commonplace remarks, and noticing the interrogative expression on the eye Ir. Rich, that he was still pu led to brow s of After

a

know the "

for

few

ob ect

of my

Mr. Rich, I a

hope

night visit,

you will hear

few minutes in behalf of

ly related

to

I said,

some

me

who

patiently are

close

you." nothing,

Mr. Rich said

but looked

steadily

at

me.

I continued, ' '

You remember doubtless yonr son-in-law who

left this "

city

several years

I have every

the ominous

reason

reply.

ago." to remember

him,"

was


5

PASTORAL "

I want to say

a

S

ET

HES.

word about him."

At this

uncture the son, Mr. Rich, r., who was sitting near by engaged in writing, arose and went into a small side room, feeling doubtless that the interview was to be of a private nature. I am glad to tell you," I said, that your sonin-law has become a changed man, and is trying to redeem the past." I have not the slightest confidence in his change," replied the father-in-law. '"I know "

"

"

him too well." I felt that I on

bravely

was

to

making

poor progress, but

pushed

the end, and'told Mr. Rich that the

son-in-law wanted him to know that he had

formed, that he wanted the past

rectify the wrongs his daughter, and

to

that he still loved

would be

happy to have his ing upon their marriage. The effect of this speech remarkable.

He

then

He sat for

purple.

astonishment,

"Marry

became a

re

of he

consent to and bless

at

upon iNIr. Rich

first

moment

crimson, in

was

and

speechless

and then blurted out

my

daughter again!

Marry

her after

he spent her money, broke her heart, and sent my own never

wife to

a

premature grave

while I live !

"

never,

never,


THE INDEFINITELY TOSTPONED

''But consider his "You

know

how

youth men

AL\RRI.\

at the

time,"

changed

are

grace."

. .

55

I said.

under

He has got no grace," was the retort. You don't know him you don't know what you are asking for." "

"

Then followed in of the

w

family by the

man

until my heart "

"

"

' '

heaped

"

who said

a

I

was

advocating

history.

his wife still loves him and is

replied.

When and where me

word of it," exclaimed Mr. "

so

He said so," I

"He told

"

was

with his

Do you

mean

to tell

the

own

study." "

brief recital

upon him and his

cause

the

at

a

be remarried."

I don't believe

Rich "

to

sentences

whose

sank,

But," I urged,

willing

rapid

rong and insults

me

uick uestion. lips to-day in my

that he is in the

"Yes, sir." "

"

Where is he now "

Upstairs

If

a

ploded more "

city "

in your

parlor.''

bomb had fallen before the father and

ex

it could not have startled and shocked him

than the

What !

"

simple

sentence I uttered.

he thundered.

"In my house !

In


5

PASTORAL

the house where he

and

we can

S

ET

brought misery, insult, In my house !

say death, too.

The infuriated

HES.

wrong, "

starting interrupted by his son, Winwood Rich, r., rushing in, as full of fury as his father, crying out, toward the

"

door, when he

Where is my

coming

of his as

man was on

I

can

In

get

into

dered

a

The villain!

house !

To think

I'll kill him

as soon

he had secured the

moment

dash for

him in

at

our

was

at him."

another

and made

pistol!

his feet arid

a

side door.

vain,

he broke

pistol

His father thun

through

the door

and to my

surprise

detaining

grasp of several females of the

whom, it

seems,

and his he found himself in the had

family,

been silent auditors if not

spectators of what had transpired in the office. The door

was

man, and I

heard the excited

"

banged

behind the angry young

outcry of

the women,

Winwood, don't do it! don't do it!

And his

you !

reply

"Let

me

go!

let

go, I tell

I will kill him."

Then

came

the sound of

struggling,

tell that he had loosed himself and

toward the where sat,

groom

me

"

and I could

running steps to ascend to the parlor unconscious of his danger, the waiting back

was


THE

INDEFIMTEL

Two of the ladies

ing, led

directly to

into the

room,

MARRlA

pursued Winwood,

while the third flew up

more

ing

POSTPONED

the

i- .

5

scream

stairway that parlor, and, suddenly rush a

small

cried to the man, who

was

al

ready excited by the loud cries downstairs, "Run for

kill you ! Run!

life I

your

You have

not

Winwood is coming to a

single

moment to

spare I

'

The divorced

Stopping

not

needed

man

no

other

bidding. parlor,

for his hat, he flew out of the

hall,

across

the

along

the front walk,

out

the

on

swiftness that

gallery,

down the

steps,

and out at the front gate

ama ing as it was well-timed. As he dashed panic-struck out of the gate he ran up against a Methodist preacher who was returning from a pastoral round at this late hour. Recogni ing him, the fugitive said in gasps, Dr. Blank, run in there uickly and save Dr. they are about to kill him." The preacher with a cool nod and dignified with

a

was

as

"

,

of his hand said, "Dr.

wave

take

care

of himself."

fugitive stopped not fact, but sped on through

But the this

ing to

is well able to

his fate the

man

to be reassured of

the darkness leav

whom he had made

a

goat of, led into the wilderness, and left there

scape to die.


5

PASTORAL S

Meantime

voices and

screaming footsteps

ond to hear the crack of fall of had in

a

human form

of Mr.

and

a

pistol

distant

r.,

Rich,

running,

the

and looked every

the floor.

on

disappeared through

pursuit

HES.

I stood in Mr. Rich's office down

as

stairs I heard the

ceding

ET

and the Mr.

re

sec

heavy

Rich, Sr.,

galleries

and halls

and I had been left

alone. After

a

few moments I ascended to the upper

hall where the center of

be, and where all the

gathered

agitation

actors

of

saved the divorced, who

now

the

by

seemed to

night

were

this time

was

city. The hall presented a scene that for excitement, loud talking and natural groupings would have far away up the

done honor to

some

dramas.

The females

were

frightened and fluttered. Winwood, pistol in hand, after lamenting aloud that he got upstairs a min ute too late, and, vowing fearful vengeance upon the man on the earl - morning, disappeared down Meantime the father paraded up and down stairs. rav the hall going through what is known as ing." He called on things above and below to He spoke witness to things on the right and left. of gray hairs,' broken hearts, and dead people. He threw up his hands toward the ceiling and "


THE

brought that

INDEFINITELY

ottered

raving,"

scene

if the father had

females.

would have been

been

the waistband of his black

were

refused

He

dressing

was

impressive

costumed for on

a

a

little white

pantaloons,

and

of broad dimensions, the attire and

not

chairs

that descended onlv two inches below

coat

man

He

properly happened to have

raver," but he

a

5

MARRIAOE.

and could not afford to sit down.

The whole

sack

again. him by the

down

them

were

POSTPONED

melodramatic. gown

or

being figure

If he had

anything

that

it would have been well.

only had on a scraped the floor,

But that unfortunate

bobtail garment detracted much from the pdwer

ravings. So the more he raved, the more the women exchanged glances, and the more I shook of the

with amusement in

a

chair in

a

distant

corner.

Maybe the shaking was misunderstood and re garded as heart emotion and so produced addi tional inspiration for more dramatics. ust as once in a church a lady took a violent chill and shook throughout the entire sermon. The preach er observed it and construing it to be the effect of his sermon upon her conscience felt great liberty and surpassed himself. How

we

left the house

only that when

the

we

parental

do not remember

caldron

ceased to-


0

PASTORAL

boil

furiously,

SO

fort

his part to say,

on

paring

we

as

"

It must have taken

again," evening. ome

"

the circumstances of the

At ten o'clock

HES.

speeches

common

withdrew.

we

ET

and the dramatist could descend

from heroics to such

night,"

S

reached home and

Good ef

an

in view of

were

pre

thundering rap came on the front door. Redressing and going forth we found the divorced standing on the gallery in the starlight. With considerable dignity of manner I retire, when

to

a

said, "

Good

"

I

"I

am

dry "

that

I

I do for

can

you "

gotten home."

here," I replied. hurt

they

you "

asked the divorced.

alive and well, I thank

am

you,"

the

was

response. I

was

they

"I

stop

what

if you had

came to see

"Did "

evening

killing you." surprised," I said,

were

am

to

afraid from all the noise in the house

help

me,

or see

if I

"that you

was

did not

dead, if that

was

the case." "

O," responded my visitor,

down town to

arm

"

I

hurried

off

myself."

I did not tell him that while he

self I could have been killed

a

was

arming

him

thousand times.


INDEFINITELY POSTPONED

THE

After

a

r

MARRIAGE.

spake again.

pause he

\\niere is young Rich " ''At home."

Well, Doctor, I

''

never

am

the

on

and will

stop until I have tliat man's blood."

The memory of this man's the house, and his most too

much for

calling me,

it

a

but I

"

rapid

retreat from

warpath

"

was

ah

replied,

You need not waste time

"

r.,

for he will be Did he

"

the

warpath,

out

say so

"

looking for Mr, Rich, early looking for you." uickly asked the man oi

warpath. Yes, that

was

the last

to-night

before I left

kill you

on

sight

thing

I heard him say

that he would find you and

in the

morning.

So my advice

to you is that if you do not want to be killed you

morning." deeply thoughtful for a evidently determined to give up the

had best take the first train west in the The divorced

minute, and

warpath a

man

and try

very

night

and

towpath

instead.

He uttered

waiting for the day with possibilities, boarded a train that departed for regions distant and

hasty farewell,

all its unknown

a

was

and not

unknown.

And

so

this

was

nitely postponed.

how the

wedding

was

indefi


HAPTER

iy

HE

funeral

eminent

trust

we

solemnity

For

among

S

FUNERAL

SOME

is

ENES.

peculiar

to this world.

sadness it

and

many

.

other

sad

stands pre and

solemn

things. Whether it is the burial of a child or aged person, whether the company gathered at the grave be small or great, composed of the up per

or

choly and

lower classes, yet silence, awe, and melan

like

m

trol the

an

spiritual statuary are felt to influential way preside over

be there, and

con

scene.

The writer has buried hundreds of his fellow-

village in the spring. Some in

Some in the

creatures.

flowery scenes of graveyard in full view

midst of the the country

of the autumn fields with

ha e-covered hills in the distance, and

ing in

over

the

the

air.

golden

cornfields

Some have been in

cemeteries in the midst of tombs and

or

pillars,

a

crows

fly

cawing high up the large city

wilderness of marble

with lines and groups of cedars

waving magnolias. But all were impressive,

and

and

the

voice

of


SOME FUNERAL

S

prayer and the word of God

with

peculiar

power

3

ENES.

failed to

never

funeral

silent

the

upon

come

throng. The

yet

loses its

never

ushered into and other into

is familiar, is often

scene

a

more.

our

repeated,

The

power.

life

expressions

oy,

of

has

now

gone out

unknown world, to return

new

and

And

as men

knows, and how

was

world and welcomed with smiles

no

for the last look at the

gather

still face, and think of what its

pale,

that

and

far he is in distant

owner

now

spheres

and

how fixed in character forever, there cannot but

solemnity.

be

What

a

scene

it is, the silent

ered heads, the voice of the

throng, the uncov preacher breaking the

silence with the memorable and

ever

solemni ing

words, "

I

the resurrection and the life."

am

Then

falling of the first clod on the patting of the earth with the spades,

comes

coffin lid, the the

laying

of

a

the

few flowers at the headboard, the

mental

good-bye,

pause,

the

persing

of the crowd lest

and the

sight

from the

we

the

noiseless

waken the

carriage

dis

sleeper,

window of the

fresh-made grave in the distance, left in loneliness and

to

the darkness of the

coming night.


PASTORAL

S

ET

HES.

Out of many of these funeral

few de

scenes a

peculiar recognition history connected with

tach themselves and call for because of

some

scene

or

them. We

burying

were

a

poor

in

man

of the New

one

He had died, said the doc

Orleans cemeteries.

general debility, but the face was suggestive of hard living and

tor, from death

even

poor

in or

insufficient food. At the door of the tomb stood the wife and two

children, the youngest being was

little

boy

rapidly closing

opening

up the

but the click of the

trowel

of the

deposited.

vault into which the coffin had been

Nothing

of about

brick, and

The sexton with trowel,

three years. mortar

a

was

heard,

fifty red-shirted firemen stood mo The eye tionless or uietly whispered in groups. went from the black-robed figure of the wife to the little boy who stood by her with his face while

forty

or

turned toward his father's tomb.

attention wandered for

ing boughs as

of

or

the

outspread

neighboring magnolia trees, Avas concluding his melancholy

ust as he completely closing

broken cry

moment to

our

some

the workman

labor.

a

From them

laid the last up

the

brick

vault, such

in

place,

a

heart

wail went up from the little

boy

as


SOME

melted

every

FUNERAL,

heart

S

5

ENES.

drew every

and

eye

upon

him. It

seems

that the child had

kept

his eye riveted

the workman and the whole

proceeding. De voted to his father he was anxiously watching to what was being done with him, thinking see doubtless he would be released by and by. But when he saw the last brick put into place, and his father shut out from sight, the complete loss and final separation seemed to break upon him for the first time, and uttering that peculiar cry of dis on

tress

that moved

us

all, he turned

to

buried his face in her black dress,

ly

I want my

again

city.

bitter

papa."

The writer could

ited

weeping

saying,

and "

his mother,

that poor little

It eased him

to the little

not rest

some

fellow, and

to

night until he vis dwelling in the great bring some sweetmeats that

kneel down with them

to

all in prayer and commit them to the One who said that he would be

widow and

a

father to the

a

keeping

of

husband to the

orphan.

Another funeral memory is connected with

icksburg. sub ect was a lovely

our

pastorate in The over

twenty-four. 5

She

was

young

woman

both wife and

of not

mother,


PASTORAL

losing

S

ET

HES.

her husband, however, several 3'ears before.

She faded away from the world rather than died.

We visited her

ripen

number of times and

a

for the fields of

sible to look

at

and the little

girl,

light.

the face her

the room, and think of

ing

the two, without

so

Yet it

saw

was

her

impos

young and beautiful,

only child, prattling about death taking her and part

great pang of the heart.

a

morning she closed her eyes, and the gen tle spirit winged its flight to the bosom of God. The body was taken by' rail twelve miles west across the Mississippi River into the State of Louisi One

ana, and

we

buried her in the afternoon

of her childhood

The grave

was

on

at

old Southern

an

the home

plantation.

in full view of the house at the

edge

of the grove of trees that surround the home and that

leafy song over her when she was now sighed a re uiem over the young

had sung their a

child, and

wife and mother who had down to

sleep

forever

at

come

back, and lain

the feet of the

grand,

shadowy, friendly old woods. After the simple funoral, the neighbors scattered, the colored people went back to the uarters and the It

family was

a

returned still

heart filled with

to

the house.

summer

afternoon, and with my

pensive reflections,

I sat at the


SOME

FUNERAL

S

ENES.

window of my bedroom from which I could

the newlv made

ing

their

A few locusts

"rave.

drowsy

were

see

sing-

song from the tops of the trees,

broad, cultivated country of cotton and corn stretched away in the distance, and on the hori on a

rested

a

beautiful

Hearing

pink

cloud.

voices I withdrew my attention from

woods, fields, and crimson cloud, and afar off

saw

playing around the grave of the young mother her As her prattling little girl of four years of age. voice came floating to me on the bree e through the window, all unconscious of her great loss, while at

the

same

time

knowing

underneath the sod,

a

that her

"

mamma"

sudden mist veiled my

was

sight

literally We have seen many tenderly beautiful pictures in nature and on canvas, but a more pathetically and the heart swelled until it

lovely

one

window

on

we

never

that still

uiet fields, sighing grove

The the

saw

ached.

than the view from the

summer

evening.

the crimson cloud in the south, about the

house, the locusts'

under the trees containing song, the fresh grave the silent form of the lovely young mother, while

about the

simple

mound

played, laughed

and prat

tled in the sunset the motherless child, who

happy

in the

fancy

that the mother

was

close

was

by.


PASTORAL

ust

Yes

Anyhow unseen

ET

HES.

May

few feet away under the grass.

a

be, for all

S

we

we

know, the mother

was

still

nearer.

angels were walking about guarding the prattling inno

felt that the

under the trees

cent.

give to the reader. We were sitting in the parlor at icksburg when lady of our ac uaintance called to say good-bye to A third memory

a

my mother and

trip

down the

She had

we

myself,

as

she

was

about to take

Mississippi River to the

enpaged

passage

on

the

ill-fated steamer, Robert E. Lee.

rescent

a

ity.

magnificent but While she spoke

parting words to us her child about eighteen months old played on the carpet at our feet. It was a child of striking beauty and several of the family commented on his appearance. some

These two, mother and child, took passage on the steamer that afternoon at five o'clock. The

husband,

a

young merchant, had

a

vague forebod

ing of ill, and in a few last anxious words to the captain said, Take good care of my wife and baby." The captain with a hearty, reassui'ing laugh told "

the young husband he had made many

landed many

a

a

trip,

and

passenger, and all would be well.

The mother that

night

sat up until

midnight

en-


gaged in conversation with a lady while slept peacefully near by in a stateroom. A Httle to fret.

alter

twelve the child awoke and

The mother

begging

saying good-night robed and lay down by

retired

ments

At

stifling som

looking

down the

long

was

halfway everywhere,

ward.

was

In

few

a

aroused

mo

by

the

coming through the tran Springing to the door and

room.

that the boat

were

baby. asleep.

fumes of smoke

into the

were

her stateroom, dis

to

o'clock the mother

began

be excused and

to

the

the little fellow fell one

the child

on

saloon of the cabin she fire and the flames

down the cabin. and it

was

As she stood for

the dreadful

sight,

she

already

Smoke and fire

impossible

to

go for

paraly ed

moment

a

saw

at

lady with whom she had conversed so lately running along through the cabin, turn and give a wild look at her and then disappear in the smoke. Her body was found several days afterwards. The mother the fire

was

saw

coming

saw

the young

that she had in such

no

time to dress,

frightful rapidity.

So

taking a life preserver she fastened it about her body, and next placed the baby between her body and the preserver. the back

guards.

In

The

a

minute

more

night was

she stood

dark.

on

The boat


PASTORAL

S

ET

HES.

Mississippi,

at

this

point nearly a mile wide, flowed a dark, cold fully forty feet beneath her. The fire There was but one thing to do.

tide

was

out in

the stream.

The

cut her off from the forward

had

part of the boat, and

She had

was

rapidly approaching.

leap

that forty feet down into the dark river be

She had but

neath her.

Standing

the

on

guards,

a

to

burn up

few seconds to decide.

she steadied herself

noment, and then sprang out into the

down with

came

an

great, and

course was

unconsciously

she loosened her hold

so

the little

one

night,

slipped

out

great that

on

the

baby,

from under the

known to the mother, who battled with the one

hand and

and

so

preserver and floated away in the darkness

with

a

arrowy rush into the river.

The shock of

and

or

thought

that

she

un

waves

embraced

child and life preserver with the other.

Some

one

heard her cries, and several

men

in

a

skiff

picked her up out of the dark flood as she was drifting downstream. When they drew her into the skiff and she saw at a glance that the chfld was gone, no mother need to be told of the agony of that moment, and

the wild cry of The

anguish that rang along the banks. telegraph clicked the news next morning


SOME

icksburg

to

FUNERAL

ls

ES.

and the world of the

boat, the loss of life, and the

ing

S

of the child

ditional fact that

burning of the history of the drown

already narrated, with the ad the body had not yet been found.

as

It would be hard to describe the horror that

felt all

over

the

city

as

troubled faces and low, We doubt

not

body of the little

the

news

grieved

told with

voices.

that thousands one

was

was

prayed

that the

migrht be found.

Day followed day. The young mother was brought back to the city and was prostrated in her room with a grief so deep that all felt that the effort to console would be a mocker '. O if the body could be found ! So felt and wished and prayed thousands. Pa pers were scanned eagerly, and people asked one another continually "Has the body of the child been'found Mothers all over the city pressed their little dar lings closer to them at night, as they thought of the sweet little dead child floating about some where in the yellow current or driftwood of the Mississippi. The writer among others prayed many times, "

"

O Lord, if thou wilt,

found."

let the

little

one

be


PASTORAL S

ET

One the

morning fully ten days telegraph flashed the news,

"The child's

Many

body

HES.

after the accident,

has been found!

"

day as the short dis patch was read and many lips thanked God for the recovery of the body though the little spirit had long ago taken its flight to heaven. Later intelligence revealed that the body was discovered forty miles below the scene of the ac cident,

eyes

and man

thought

he

baby. was

that

slowly floating downstream. was standing on the bank when

saw

river.

That

a

wet

A

was

colored

out in the

were

portion

the flutter of

Rowing

which of the

had

a

out

white garment far he found the dead

attracted

night

he

his

attention

dress that still

clung

to it.

It

was

the burial of this child that made

one

of

the funerals which the author has said he could never

forget.

We recall tains

to-day the sunny parlor stirred gently by the morning

the lace bree e

cur

the

song of the birds outside and the odor of the flow from the

garden. The parlors were thronged with ladies and gentlemen who sat per fectly still, or if moving did so noiselessly. Not a single whisper could be heard. The mother was ers

front


SOME

invisible. another

S

luiggard,

The child

marble-topped

was

center

in

baby

had

the way it had

come

fragrant

home, but

departed.

It

awaken in this world

Thought

table rested

silver-plated.

within the white casket, that

itself half buried under

never

sat

room.

little white coffin, satin-lined and

The

3

ENi s.

The father, white and

On the white a

FUNERAL

was

was

so

was

of

white flowers. different from

asleep

and would

again.

busv with all about that fearful

burning boat, the awful leap in the flood, the lonely struggle in the waves by the little innocent, and then the ten days' drifting on the All were glad to broad bosom of the Mississippi. get the child back even though the soul had fled and the body had to be buried. The preacher's voice was low and tremulous as he read the service for the dead and prayed. He remembers to this day that as he recited the beau night

the

tiful and solemn words of the ritual there a

dry

eye in the

room.

was

not


HAPTER HOIR.

THE

nTf HE choir

is

an

I.

As such it demands

institution.

recognition, and re uires skillful and delicate handling. As it is desired that it should be com posed of the finest voices in the congregation, it is not

always

a

spiritual

instead musical

art

collection of individuals, but

and taste tower

fre uently

above

piety. Intended

at

help, and kind of mu preacher and congregation, it

first to be

sical servant to the

a

years ago became inflated with the abun

some

dance of wind in the organ loft, "threw the tea

overboard,"

city

many

tion and

declared

churches

independence,

its

to-day

the world

with the

from heaven to

ship lied

under

God

to save

God relies

on

the

Hoh' Ghost

sent

down

convict, subdue and

save

men.

preaching

that should on

pleased

through preaching.

preached

Hence

congrega

preacher.

The Bible says that it has word

rules both

and in

is the feature of

ever

hrist

others that God is

be as

using

religious

kept prominent,

wor

and

re

the instrument above all for the salvation of

men.


TH

So whenever

the

5

HOIR.

church

truly scriptural,

is

spiritual powerful, emphasis and prominence are given to the preach ing hour. Whereas, on the other hand, it is a mark of decadence, decay, formality and spiritual

it is noticeable that great

and

death when the

sermon

becomes

an

essay of fifteen

minutes, and the choir monopoli es the

better

part

of the hour.

We would

underestimate the value of

not

sing

religious wor ing. recognition ship shows it to be a desirable, powerful and blessed ad unct of the gospel. Nor does the author desire this chapter to be construed into an indiscriminate attack upon choirs, as if all were worldly and Its

in all ages in

hurtful.

On the contrary devout souls who

know many beautiful and

we

in that part of divine

help

ice, and whose voices God delights who

sing

that

power

makes

as

men

irkpatrick

gospel

gospel

the

to

our

souls with

hearer reason

honor, and

a

to

better

a

tender

man

or

thank God for

Sankey, BHss, Phillips, Sweney,

and

a

host of others who have set the

music and sung it around the world.

We likewise bless the

singers

to

We all have

woman.

such

the

to

serv

of the

Holy

One for the

hristian

hurch who have banded themselves


PASTORAL

together song

Still it is well

ligion

was ever

ing.

No

remember that

to

secured

days

wa3 s, and will

ever

importance

should

never as

to

bring

revival of

no

re

protracted sing thing. While we

of

a

of faithful

significant

relative

It is

rehgious

preaching

has al-

down the divine power

the revival.

secure

simply pulpit.

by days

dreams of such

one

This is

HES.

sermon.

all know that

and

ET

add the charm and power of

to

prayer and

to

S

help

such

us

at

once

the

of the two, and that the choir

given preeminence,

be

a

and teaches

and

places

kept

but

subservient

used

to

the

and instances where the choir

has swept out of its true orbit, where it has ceased to be

that

sub ect

a

we

and taken the throne,

Being

call attention.

number of unconverted

so

to

speak,

formed often of

people, they

a

have taken

the greater part of the hour that should be devoted to the

exposition

introduced

.spiritual We

is

style of music that so operatic and worldh'.

once

a

sat in

low-preacher organ

series of

of the Word of God and have

in

uaver,

the

ust

pulpit

such

a

with

far from

a

suffering

fel

church, and heard the

rumble, s ueak, and

nothings

being

from five to ten

roar

minutes

out

a

while


THE

HOIR.

the pastor and his flock sat motionless until the

"nothing" was ended. Organ oluntary."

It

was

called the

"

It seemed to the writer to be the

untary," never

as

it

was

heard before and that

we are

random

confident

all

outspread

over

the

hands and

we

were

the part of the per

certain that

keyboard fingers.

of

we

could

by striking

much music, yes more,

as

Invol

made up of sounds that

entirely unpremeditated on former. We feel absolutely make

Organ

'

an

at

organ with

Then followed the "

hoir

In this for

oluntary." fully ten minutes

the

singers

shrieked

and bellowed, called to each other and answered

back, and then fought with invisible antagonists, and all shrieked at once together three times, and died, moaning to

tell in

in

guttural

a

low voice, except

tones

something

one

that

who lived

no

I for

derstood, and then he died also.

one one

un

was

glad, and listened to the organ that was mourn ing to itse apart," with a sense of relief to ear and heart, when suddenly the organ gave a start as if something had umped out of the bushes and "

life, and

sent

instantaneous and contemporaneous

yell

scared it, and all the dead forth

an

came

to


PASTORAL

that

fairly

lifted

ensued

kind

a

ET

HES.

from my chair and raised my

me

hair ! Then

S

of

musical

s uabble

in

which the whole

uartet took part, all very red

in the

the rooster-tail feathers in the

face, while

hat of the her ran

lady soprano fairly stood on end, and eyebrows disappeared in her bangs, as she screeching up and down the leger hues above

the staff.

Meanwhile the female alto

swooped

owl circles around the soprano, hoo"

"

hoo-hoo-hoo."

crying

help

that sounded

terms

The bass about

something Finally after ten

down

we

men men was

"

was

pulled

n-n-n." and

all

running up and bawHng screeching to each met in the garret and yelled "Ah-

out

and

thought why not

longer

The last "Ah-

than the others and

thus, "Ah-h-h-h-h-h

To which I

being cruelly

kept grunting

minutes of

four times

One could

the skies for

like, '"Mare-see!"

"Ah-men" four times.

"

hoo-hoo-

could not understand.

stairs, and

other, they

on

lost in the cellar and

was

hovering

"

The tenor ascended to

the comb of the house and called in

in

not

men-n-n-n-

mentally responded

"

Yes I

"

Ah-women too

but feel that the mascuHne

struck at under

cover

of the

sex was

hymn.


THE

HOIR.

After all this the preacher said, and

we never went

thankfulness. That

our

down

only hope

stunned and

almost

down

knees.

on

our

Let

pray

"

time to pray.

was

So with

in prayer.

was

us

knees with greater

on our

We felt that it

"

despairing feeling

a

went

we

The choir and most of the

congregation sat upright. While we praved the choir behind us were turn ing over the leaves of their song books and getting ready for another musical parade or escapade. They, as we have said, sat up, for it is not expect ed of choirs to kneel. They do the singing for some

churches at

hardly divine

be

expected

worship,

sermon, without

much

so

to

month, and could

a

take part in other parts of

kneeling and listening to corresponding rise in their

like a

the sal

aries. As the prayer lasted

singing

thus far

After this

was

came

but with such

a

only

seventeen

hymn

a

new

three

minutes, the

minutes ahead.

with

a

famihar name,

arrangement of

half notes that the choir had the whole self for five minutes Then there to

which

no

uarter and

thing

to it

more.

four-minute

Scripture

lesson

was

a

one

seemed to pay any attention.

Then another five-minute

hymn,

that had

a

faint


o

PASTORAL

resemblance

ET

"Arlington."

HES.

Afterwhich followed

minutes of announcements.

seven

ust

before

mentarily

the

fifteen-minute

compli-

essay,

called the sermon,

magnanimously

and

the

came

"

to

S

ocal Solo."

generally

This lasts utes,

from twelve" to fifteen min

and is sung either

voice sounds

as

by

if his mouth

a

gentleman

were

whose

full of mush

or

by a small-si ed lady who sings soprano. She is usually uite homely and has been selected for the position on account of her marvelous musical powers.

She

begins

with

a

little, thin,

keeps

almost nasal, which she the she

piece

uavering

up for

voice

two

pages of

which she holds in her hand.

ust as uavering

settled for the hour in the

seems

business and the uninitiated

ing else, eeeee

!

she '

an

This of

ical

"

course

the musical water

begin to expect noth suddenly springs aloft with a Whoopoctave and a half higher.

nerve

suddenly

man,

has

a

and world what

dashed

on

uite startling

We recommend it to

culty

in

arousing

It is in fact to

fine effect.

their

the

a

bucket of cold

body

is to the

exhilarating. preachers who find

phys

and

audiences.

diffi

Simply

go


TH

HOn ..

along through commonplaces without

giving

the

crowd

a

1

lor

awhile and then

moment's

warning

screech out, "

Whoop-eeee

!

Will it not produce an effect If Why not Whoop-eeee's and yells are allowable in music If in the choir why not in why not in sermons If the soprano can give a sudden yell the pulpit why cannot the preacher Brethren of the pulpit, stand up for your rights. Act on the suggestion, and astonish your congrega "

"

tion

and then turn round and astonish the choir.

They have made you ump many a Why not time why not make them leap and s uirm After the female soloist had given the sudden war whoop, she returned to walks of peace again, and meandered around without any tune at all

far ble the

So

as

udge. She seemed to be in trou about something, at least we feared so from notes, for the words we could not distinguish. she uavered and whip-poor-willed and Wil-

as we

could

liam-a-trimble-toed, and sobbed "

Pee-tee-mee,"

Which I did from my very heart. ers

in the audience, for I

about the age of the soloist

saw two

wiping

So did oth young ladies

their eyes.


PASTORAL

After the service

S

ET

HES.

of them embraced her and

one

said

" larinda, you

must

O child,

voice of yours.

strain that

not

I heard you

as

heavenly to-day I

thought I was floating above the earth and listen ing to the angels." Upon which larinda cooed, showed her teeth and tapping her on the arm with her fan said, "

Flatterer!

"

A little later she said, "

My

voice

was

in wretched trim

brought light to me. We, listening to a classic piece, The singer also had earth. ' '

We had

Now all

was

thought

anything on that uavering

the

that very

day

this

was

of '

"

in

from the start.

"earth" like it before.

And

"

knew

her

was

whoooop-eeeee

doing

strained her voice

so

"

notes.

we

effort with

straining

only once. must have been weeping over With this thouglit we spoke ed in

not

never

we

trimmed voice and with "

was

been

had

clear

heard

all

and it

"

had admitted her voice

herself

poor trim.

larinda

and

it seems, had

' '

and she

to-day.

lady

The remarks of the young

"

to

an

un-

rise up to

She had succeed Her friends, then, her failure. to

a

female relative

who understood music and ow ned


3

HOIR.

THE

upright piano. But she said very warmly that the piece had been perfectly rendered, and divine ly sung, that Miss larinda had never done better, an

and

so we were

After the

all in the dark, again.

sermon

the

came

oluntary

Offertory. again, and the collectors kept involuntary time, and dipped their plates at the people with a regular, rhythmic, har ollection

"

The organ

"

or

alone this time

was

monious movement. eeping time, time, time, With

a

sort of Runic

rhyme.

they were well able to do, as the organist in this piece did nothing but practice his notes and run the scales. We had heard our little girls do it many times at home and so instantly recogni ed This

it.

But when

mentioned this fact

we

the ladies of the

family,

all of whom

al, they cried

out at

what

talking about,

was

we were

the scales

was

once

that

we

at

home to

are

music

did not know

that what

we

Prof. Shimmermoon's

thought Sym "

phony of the Spheres I Upon this we collapsed again. "

In addition to all the voluntaries and the two

hymns there

and the Gloria at the end of the prayer,

was

a

third

hymn

after the collection.

As


S

PASTORAL

we

the

famihar

name

our

mouth to

begin

read

puckered

ET

HES.

of

"

Hebron

"

somebody

but

we

had

fooling with the notes again, and while we were Hebron," yet we persuaded it must be saw it afar off, only now and then, from the hill been

"

tops of rest

few musical notes

a

of the

country

afraid to risk the

spair

was

we

changed

so

ourney,

and

The

remembered. that

were

we

sat down in

so

de

this side of Hebron and let the choir go up

and take the land.

Up

this time the

to

organist

fifty minutes of the for morning service. came the doxology.

taken up allowed Then

have known not

told

"

It

us.

was

we

had what

on

we

came

the

a

never

some

as

semi uavers

first made its

After this

We

three times

semi uavers patched

uartet had

hour and

Old Hundred" if

with any number of in which

and

long

uarter would

one as

had

usual

and hemi-demi-

original garment ac uaintance.

to

the

benediction, and then

we

suppose is called the

oluntary." parting shot from the organist into the confused and retreating ranks of the audience. It was a medley made up of fragments of a horn pipe, ig, a irginia reel, and a regular negro "

It

Farewell was a


TH

cabin

5

HOIR.

"break-down."

Under its

influence

tlie

congregation was literally skipped, walt ed, and flung out of doors. Divine morning ser\ice was overl And the feeling now was. To your tents, O Israel! We have kept to the last the description of an Organ \ oluntary we heard some months since. "

Wearied from havinii held

ings,

and

being

free

tend service where church of We

sat

prayerful

would,

morning

we

went

to at to

the

sister denomination.

a

down

in

mood.

The church

were

number of meet-

Sabbath

one

we

Our heart

was

the seats

pew in

a

windows of the soul

carpeted,

a

w ere

stained, the pulpit

erusalem.

were

thickly

cushioned, the windows

was

ere

and

melted and the

the aisles

gan towered up behind the

ing and the people w filling the building.

was

meditative

open toward

large, were

a

carved, the great

pulpit

or

toward the ceil

noiselessly slipping in

and

gallery and the organist followed by the uartet composed of two males and two females entered in single file The organist, and took their respective seats. who was a pale, thin-faced man with moustache goatee and eye-glasses, got upon his stool, careSuddenly

a

side door

opened

in the choir


PASTORAL S

ET

HES.

fully spread out some sheets of music, began pull ing out stops, refixed his eyeglasses, straightened his coat tails as though he meant business, laid his fingers lightly on the keyboard and proceeded to give us the Opening Organ oluntary." "

This is what the spot.

It

we

can

heard.

be relied

We took it down on

as

on

being perfectly

correct. "

Tweedle!

This

was a

"

fine little note, awa

fine it was, and faint, that

so

one

up in the treble

could

ust

hear

udging from the dimensions of the organ, and the preparation of the organist, the si e of the first sound was a little disappointing. We had ex pected to hear a lion roar at least. Tweedle ! Long pause. "Tweedle! tweedle!" Long pause. it.

"

"

"Tweedle! tweedle! tweedle!"

Now,

we

organist ciples.

the

said,

we

will have it, when

suddenly prin

backslided and fell back to first

"Tweedle!" We then when lo!

began looking

he left the treble and went down into

the bass and the organ said, "

for another tweedle,

Doodle!

"


TU

'Doodle! doodle! '

"

Doodle! doodle! doodle!

four

We down

fall back to

or

thought

"

Would the Doodles be increased

next to

HOIR.

one

of the time when

ueer little holes

we

had put straws

we

ground,

had found in the

placing our mouth close to the earth had mournfully as taught by the colored people,

and

'

Doodle-bug! doodle-bug! doodle! doodle!

doodle!

"

Sometimes did

not.

memories.

caught them and sometimes we We were getting affected over these The heart was stirred. The organist we

with skillful hand had swept

happv

hours when in

had mourned

fess to

being

over

the

moved.

our

us

back

from the

''

childhood's

yard

holes. We

doodle-bug

Doodles." and

set

were

down in

con

peculiar

When with that we

we

a

lifted

nest of

Tweedles." How

fell

they s uirmed, twisted, got tangled

over

each other.

"

Twe-e-e-e-e-e-e

Then

came a

and

In and out, up and down,

they went, fifty Tweedles one long Tweedle, thus

here in

to

mother's back

suddenness of the musical world

"

sung

in

del-1-1-1-1-1 !

a

minute, ending

"

line of Doodles, all

tangled

up to-


PASTORAL

gether,

and

ily,

long

one

ending

"

Doo-o-o-o-o

It

was

of

was

keep

of the fam

back the tears here. It

mournful.

so

The

like the call

was

evening, when, lost in the echoing

in the

cows

by distance,

softened

HES.

patriarch

with the

for lost

a woman

ET

dul-1-1-1-1-1."

difficult to

doodle call

S

the cry is

hills, "

Doo-o-o-o-o

dul-1-1-1-1."

After this there turned

was a

organist eye-glasses,

page of his music, reset his

a

restraightened his "

when the

pause

Tweedles

"

tails

coat

and the

"

Doodles

ilkenny cat fight. pen, pencil or brush

brought the

and

together

"

in

a

regular No

could

ustly

describe

what followed in the next five minutes.

Here and there were

had

paired off "

one

who up

were

flying

was

and down

they

went.

yonder

but

Tweedle

"Tweedles"

"Tweedle"' and "Doodle"

a

"

down

chasing

a

The

Doodles

Here and there, up round

and

darkened, the

was

"

yonder a do en single "Doodle"

a

keyboard, sun

"

and

for his life.

the

do en

round moon

turned to blood, the earth trembled and shook, the stars

roaring,

a

falling, cyclone met

were

the an

sea

and

earth uake

waves

were

and cloud-


THE

Niagara

burst at

0

HOIR.

when suddenly !

Falls

midst of it all the organ wdiich had seemed

reeling, staggering, moaning, groaning, lang

"

Bang

"

evervthin i ice.

My

that all

was

out at

eyes that

what

ever\'

had

dreadful

more

It must be done.

and to

And

ha ard.

humanity.

so

we

must

lifting

We

If any

get them

our

anxious see

hurt !

sitting calmly in his chair uartet were in a row as uiet as if nothing happened, and the organist was slowly turn preacher

And

so

it

piece. came

"Tweedles" some

on

on

was

leaves of the music before him in his search

after the next

we

I felt

have courage to look

we

left

was

organist

no one was

ing the

ers

beat!

stood bewildered and ama ed to

we

The the

ould

was

left alive in the choir

was

and

lost.

owed it to the body

"

m - blood turned

over me

heart almost ceased to

than the noise. see

went,

rash-h-h-h !

The silence which followed

up and

be

to

still.

as

The cold chills went to

the

in

and

planks

pass

some

of

that us

some on

of

us

on

"Doodles,"

of remembered strains,

and oth

pieces of the " oluntary," escaped safe to land.

broken

had all

to

lol


HAPTER STREET

HEN

churches

Ghost,

n.

PREA

HING.

get filled with the

and have uncontainable

Holy blessings,

it is certain to manifest itself in field and street

The river overflows its banks

preaching. cannot

man

flying

sends the locomotive

steam

keep still,

and

so

the

the fire-filled

sweeps

over

the

land.

So

flamed

the

Luther and his

Wesley

to

the

adherents in the

and his followers in the

When

ing

in

apostles

first

century,

sixteenth, and

eighteenth century.

hristians obtain the uncontainable bless

that Malachi

speaks of,

then it is

they

go forth

seek for souls and cannot be restrained. man

ever

hedges, the

or

market

they go, whether in highways, places the burden is on them,

message of fire is

they

are

ways

to

be delivered, and ho v

straitened until the work is done.

adopted

ular, and are

is found

not

Wher

may be unusual, the methods

such

as

all will approve, but

The

irreg people

reached, the warning and invitation delivered

and salvation flows.

0


STREET

Nevertheless, the forth with

pardon

pr

acuin

sailing

1

.

Going

is not smooth.

loving heart, and with invitations to purity, yet many mock, and hindrances

a

and

and difficulties of

every

kind arise from the very

saving. Organ grind play against our sing ing, praying and preaching, the popular, catchy songs of the day. Dogs are provoked to fight in people ers

we

are

desirous of

hired and made to

are

and vehicles and horses

the outskirts of the crowd are

ridden

furiously past

exasperate the leaders

More than

of the movement. a

to

once we

have

seen

sitting on the edge of the uietly listening to the sermon,

person who had been

speaker's platform suddenly spring to hands with away.

a

his

feet and

howl that could be heard

At first

one

would have

supposed

viction had struck the party, but that he rubbed his

leg

led to

in uire

and discovered that

as

we

a

his

block

that

con

observed

beating his breast, improper language, we

instead of

and used fervent and most were

throw up

the secret of the excitement a

small

boy

hidden under the

pin almost up to the head in the calf of the exclamatory individual. These are only a few of the pranks played, and platform

but air

had thrust

a

glance at the difficulties that beset openpreaching. Yet all is cheerfully endured by a

brief


S

PASTORAL

the

HES.

who loves souls better than his

man

sonal

ET

ease

own

and comfort.

A revival

spirit

had broken

out

in

a

certain

and the churches, animated with

district,

per

saving desire,

at once

inaugurated

a

a

citysoul-

series of street

delegation of workers, and so moving point point, it was trusted that in a few months the entire city Each church sent

services.

chosen

a

from

to

would feel the effects of the work.

happened

It was

moved to

city.

It

ment

one

was

one

on

meeting

of the most difficult parts of the

uite populous,

predominated

happened pointed to

occasion that the

and it

was

that the writer open the

but

notorious.

was

meeting

hoodlum ele

a

preacher

the

in this

It also

peculiarly

ap

hard

field. If

and

ever

there

numerous

was a

time when

workers, it

was

we

needed choice

that first

night

in

spiritually benighted uarter. When we came on the had ground we found that the "help" arrived before us. This "help" consisted of a thin young man dying of consumption, tw o lads of

this

about seventeen years of age and

lady As

to

a

timid young

operate the organ.

we

took

our

places

observed the thousand

upon the

or

platform,

and

fifteen hundred dark.


STREET

unsympathetic

PREA

faces that

and then looked at the

gathered

were

help

"

3

HING.

there

"

about us,, consid

w as

erable misgiving of heart.

The to

platform

was

illuminated

post that shot up from

a

crowd

itself

around

us was

light

like

surged

revealed

we

feeling going to

was

great billows all

were

mustering

while the

uavered

consumptive

electric

an

rods away

little company

difficult time, but

a

up faith and courage

little, asthmatic organ

hymn,

have

some

our

upon

the

corners

clearly by

more

a

lantern swung

a

of the

one

in the middle of the s uare

There that

that

by

we

The

began.

under the

opening

brother with

a

very

weak and scarcelv audible bass, and the two

boys

with

gosling ginning.

sopranos assisted in the feeble be

While the

onsumptive

obserA'ed that his umbrella his

side

Without

slowly

was

losing

a

reached down and

property by the

unseen

a

but

note

the

stopped

grasp that

further progress of his

was

individual who

around the

general

firmer than that of

trying to abstract it. the hymn was utterly

was

The prayer that followed lost in the

doing his best, he lying on the floor by surely disappearing. onsumptive uietly

was

conversation that went

platform by

the

great throng.

on

all

Then


S

PASTORAL

ET

HES.

followed another

uavering hymn by

while the young

lady

whee y, Many ture

Avere

passed

her task

bent to

the

a

upon

a

appearance

our

as we

went

in the service.

on

It

would

preacher instead

have

been

had selected took

we

a

preached

at

We

eggs.

came

night if gospel sub ect, that

our

this

an

hour.

our

head

place

to

came

the

place

few inches.

some

more

doing

saw an

Some flew wide of the mark,

laughter greeted

man

a

we

came

one

rumblings.

raising

the hair

the post that held the lantern.

was

We had not

sub ect a few seconds to remon peculiar attack, and then re

of the head, while another broke and

there

but

After this

very near,

The eggs

the

and made Mt. Sinai

topic

nearly

sumed the Mt. Sinai more

tender

It missed

us.

stopped in strate against

better

than five minutes when

more

egg thrown

a

dark

rock and groan for

to

A

on

the back

spattered

on

great shout of

this decided hit, but

we

from different directions

went

on.

Either

throwing them, or the pelting was moving about from keep from being recogni ed. than

one

flying egg made a curious missile. It could plainly seen the instant it arose above the heads

The be

on

galley slave to the oar. most uncomplimentary na

little organ, like remarks of

goslings,

the


STREET

of the

like

people,

being light if

felt

one

so

dodge,

not to

giving but

anxiety

At the

time

same

onsumptive

the

to

light and

one,

velocity opportunity to dodge

came

with less

We determined, however,

to trust

as

toward

wav

an

one

inclined.

from every missile. mental

its

in substance it

stone,

a

in tlie electric

appeared

making

white ball

a

than

and

5

1'Ri aciiinc .

So

the Lord to

we

preached

keep

on

us

safe

w ith much

the linal outcome. we

noticed that

our

"

Goslings,

and the two

help,"

were

all

affectionately hugging their seats and so keeping out of the range of the eggs. As we were in the meteoric belt or one of flying eggs we felt a growing desire for private life, or at least the end most

of

our

sermon

and

a

lower down with the

seat

Goslings. going on, bantering inter ected from

While all this of

was

had

we

a

great deal

various individuals

sermonically, always facetiously, with every theologicallv, point we made. Among these gainsayers was a tall, gangling fellow who tried to entangle us in in the crowd who differed with

us

and

our

At

talk in various ways and

one

put

time he desired to know

the crowd out there to be

which

so

we

a

"

us

confusion.

whether

set of

gave the sudden retort

to

we

took

monkeys,"

to


PASTORAL S

"No, but

ET

if you do not

I will take you of animals." At this there

HES.

keep

uiet

and

lay

low

the father of that entire breed

to be

big guffaw in the crowd, and our oker was decidedly discomfited. But while he stood before the platform evidently meditating another verbal

was a

attack,

the rear, described

right

one

of the eggs

arc

an

between the eyes.

from

came

oker

and struck the

The egg

promptly

burst

and its contents filled the eyes and streamed

the face of the were

amusing.

man.

He

he had been shot

His ama ement and

was or

when

we

streaming

fright

in doubt at first whether

struck

by

minute he did not doubt that it and brains

over

over

a

was

stone.

For

his

blood

own

his countenance.

a

And

mention the fact that the eggs thrown

exceedingly mature, the apprehen sion of the man was heightened by that very fact for he mistook the odor for gunpowder or his own corruption. At this moment a friend approached and took him by one of his outstretched hands and led him away looking like a small-si ed Saul of The loud laugh and eer that followed Tarsus. this ridiculous sight gave us a breathing moment that

night

and

we

our

were

then resumed the much-broken thread of

discourse.


STREET PREA

HING.

fly,

But the eggs continued to

striking

of the last

one

the music rack of the organ and

its contents

player.

the fair

over

It seemed, however, that unknown to

woman

covering we

was "

hurled

great cry

Then followed

"

of voices

was

here he is !

Here he is

a roar

was

a

So she watched while

preached.

and a

had

who set herself to the task of dis

the egg thrower.

prayed

us we

and among them

friends in the audience colored

splashing

a

Suddenly

as

an

egg

raised, "

great surge of the crowd, and

saying

We've got him."

After this the multitude like certain

rolled toward

a

that direction

we saw

mighty

uarter, and

sea

on

that the colored

billows

looking

woman

in

had

spotted the individual, had pointed him out to a policeman who had caught him in the act, and now in spite of the surging throng was not only holding on to him but bearing him away to one of the city lockups. Two-thirds of our congregation promptly forsook us, to see the culprit borne away in the station.

and

lodged

the

first service

nouncement that next

evening

at

So in much confusion

ended with the vociferated we

the

would hold forth

same

hour.

again

an

the


PASTORAL

We

ing

down

went

.S

! T

IIES.

the PoHce

to

ourt next

intercede for the egg thrower, but the

to

of Police asked

plainly how

us

allow

culprits

punished

be

to

hief

he could protect

in the future from similar disturbances if not

morn

after

we

us

would

being

ar

rested.

The young al hours'

ty-five

man was

imprisonment

dollars.

time,

the identical spot to

opened

we

proached by

and the

His eggs

A week after that

before

finally released

a

be

to

went

was

to

see

around the him

a

of the

Goslings

went around

awaiting "

he us

If

out

on

A few

man

corner

man

punished

for

was

a

trying re uest,

and found the egg thrower

His re uest that

that line I

night shpped

one

of his limbs.

was

kept,

was

to

that

call

able and

on

him, and

willing

to

help

"

weeks after this

knocked

ap

summoned up his fortitude and

that

storm

was

in the dark and wanted

This

w anted order

the

was

the

him.

we

corner

to

ust

who told him that the

moment.

Goshng

but the

costl -. again

down

that had thrown the eggs and been

it,

twen

hold another service.

one

man

sever

payment of

proved we

after

one

of the disturbers of

and fell from

a

roof and broke

A few days after that

a corner

off of

a

building

a

wind

that had


STRE

furnished

PREA

IIIN

.

number of tlie peace violators of that

a

evening

hrst

T

service.

who had been

our

The

old colored

woman

friend through the whole af-

fair heard of the accident to the man, and

saw

the end of the building go down under the wind.

placed

She

gwine

was

out

her

What I tole

"

akimbo and cried

arms

you

to cuss

I

Didn't I tole you de Lawd

dis poor white trash

ness

I'

nay-borhood, and kill for dey own owdacious-

dis whole

"

edge of the city looking for Nineveh to be destroyed. All this was an apparently unfavorable begin ning of a gospel work. But out of it all came a Mission that has never gone down, but has gathHere

ered

was

scores

onah again

on

the

of children from the street, led many

steadily resting upon protection of Heaven.

souls to God, and has

smile, favor, and

it the


HAPTER A

HERE

REMAR

ABLE MISSIONARY.

city Germany,

number of missionaries in the

are a

They far-away

of New Orleans.

France, Italy,

ni.

are

from

lands.

and other

of these workers

are

males, but

a

few

are

Most of the

gentler sex. Some are sent out and supported hurches, others are kept in the by powerful field by individuals, and still others go out to labor looking for support to Him who feeds the spar rows and clothes the lily, and who says we are of much

more

plan

any concerted

they

agreement, strange

or

to

say

have distributed the work among themselves

in such

a

mind the

ing

Without

value than many sparrows.

manner

thought

Head of the

aries labor in the houses of

plead street

with corner

watch the

100

of the great

spiritual

their

and

inmates

and

incoming

a

once

presiding,

hospitals,

death where

preaching

at

to

the

direct

Some of these mission

hurch,

prisons

bles and tracts

suggest

to

as

others visit

they

others

are

pray and

given

to

still others distribute Bi

few

fre uent

the

wharves,

vessels and strive in various


A

Avays lor the

the

RHMAR

AnLE

lONA

MIS

spiritual good

.

lOI

of the bron ed

sons

of

ocean.

Our

Methodist missionary from the front

own

large gospel wagon which was drawn from point to point in the city, used to discourse nightly to hundreds concerning righteousness, temperance, and udgment to come. et there was still another in this missionary field of

a

''

"

Avho attracted my attention, So

constantly. called him ter

a

impressed

according

and grew upon

was

to the

the writer that he

caption

of this

chap

remarkable missionary.

EyerA-thing necessary to be said about him explanation and description would be counted many elements of weakness.

so

begin with,

then he

Moreover he nary

gift

was

or

was

He

him

or

This

talent.

and yet he

was one

a

than

a

seems

slender

remarkable mis It is the

for all that.

half-do en others who

and sent forth to the work of up

by great

him.

extraordi

firm belief of this writer that he achieved

good

as

work,

supporting

certainly

material out of which to fashion

sionary

in his

poor, and yvithout an

in

negro to

was a

sell-appointed

commissioning

hurch

no

me

saving

are

more

ordained

men,

backed

ecclesiastical power.

Our remarkable

missionary

was

a

tin

peddler.


PASTORAL S

I0

He

went

around with

ET

HES.

little hand cart

a

disposing

his stock in trade, and while

city

in different parts of the

containing

of his

wares

would feel moved to

sing and speak for hrist. The singing and talk ing were the main thing the business f eature com ing in parenthetically and indeed often omitted or forgotten. It is not easy to say how many exhortations he

had

on

perhaps

hand

not

onference officer has His song sword

presented

However he The

I

to David not

was

annual

"

there is

alone here

on

none

trip.

like the like it."

the song solo.

he sung is called "A Poor Sinner

hymn

Like Me."

sermons on an

General

a

but true and tried

one,

was

than

more

being

The first stan a

was once

And

as

far away from my

vile

as a

I wondered if

ould

save a

Saviour,

sinner could

hrist,

the

be,

Redeemer,

poor sinner like

me.

The

hymn has six or seven stan as, the words full of gospel truth, strangely move the heart, while the melody is plaintive and soul melting. Our missionary, like many of his race ,

with

a

musical voice.

heard for s uares, and

Trundling

was

blessed

lear and sweet it could be

always

his hand cart up to

assembled

a

some corner

crowd.

where


A

Streets of

and

RI

MAR

populous

commence

ABLE

.-MISSIO

character meet, he would stop

men, women

lie tore he had

singino- his liymn.

finished he would have about him of

and

children,

was

this all

slight opening

gathering uite a va complexion.

mixed

a

and with

riety of national, social and individual Nor

IO3

ARY.

the observant

took in the

eve

setting a ar

of window blinds,

of

doors and the convenient arrangement of slats and shades and lo ! the invisible audience than the assembly

was

greater

the pavement.

on

After the

hymn came the exhortation. It was the writer's privilege to hear him one summer afternoon. The speaker was striking that time at Gwine around," as he sarcastically hypocrisy "

said,

"

tences

wid were

points.

two

faces under

one

his

like hot shot at times

Again

and

again

responded.

'

a

two

faces under

text,

one

hat

"

points

there w ould be

cided sensation among his auditors home and conscience

His

hat."

as

The

a

sen

had de

he struck

expression

served the purpose of

and he would return to it,

uote it, and

rally from it as though it had inspired him with new thought and strength and courage. The speaker after a number of telling hits, and after speaking with great fervor for fifteen min make verbal

utes

concluded with

an

exhortation to all

to con-


S

PASTORAL

I0

fess their sins and pray

He sis

ET

HES

.

forgiveness. then resumed his song, laying special empha on the last stan a, which he repeated several to

God for

times And when life's

ourney

is

over

And I the dear Saviour shall see, I'll

praise

For

him forever and ever,

saving

sinner like

a

me.

As he finished the last line, this obscure

servant

of God

suddenly grasped the handles of his cart and turned off, forgetting to cry his wares and sell his goods. The crowd dispersed, while we, turn ing up another street, had the feeling that we had been to church, and that God and

Truly,

sermon.

I

was

said, this is

that has carried about the ark and

As for the effect of

our

in both service not

the first cart

blessing of God.

missionary's

the hearts of thousands who heard him suppose

we

could form

no

ust

estimate.

song

on

daily, In

I

some

instances I have known of ladies rooms

who would

affected.

on

hearing

the

sitting in their h min be deeply

One whom I know and who is not

affected, bowed her face before her and wept like

a

Let the reader of this

containing melody and

the

hymn,

on

easily

the little work table

child.

chapter

secure

a

bc ok

read the words and hear the

he will be

ready

to

admit that such

a


A

hymn is

RlOIAR

sung up and down the

compelled

exercise

to

a

the hearts and consciences On at

certain occasion

a

corner

a

and

profound

them

a

great cit '

inlluence

on

missionary stopped

our

oblivious of his presence and

a

all who hear.

c>t

gambling on the pavement. engaged in their game, and templating

of

streets

six white

saw

IO5

MISSIONARY.

ABLl",

men

They bent

and

were

over

our

deeply

their dice After

scrutiny.

few moments,

negro

a

con

friend of the

hand cart commenced his song I

was once

far

The first stan a unmistakable

signs

awav

from my a

was

stan as were

the game

effectually a

hasty

etc.

shot, producing The second

bombshells, breaking up

the fourth increased their

confusion, while the fifth

beating

center

of discomfiture.

and third

blers

Saviour,

stan a

retreat.

beheld the gam

They

could

not

con

gospel was being sung in The negro gambler was the only their hearing. To him our missionary addressed him one left.

tinue in sin while the

self

as

follows

"As for you, you yaller nigger, I have I've nothin' at all to say word to say. white as

men no

uit

your

to

more'n what I said in my song.

one

them But

yaller nigger, if you don't repent gamblin', you sho' gwine to hell."

for you, you

and

ust


I0

PASTORAL S

ET

HES.

Here the

"yaller nigger" beat our missionary was left

treat, and

puted

precipitate

a

re

alone the undis

victor of the field I

ohn

"And

viii.

convicted

which heard it,

they

being by

conscience, by one, beginning at the eldest, even unto the last." By and by we heard him farther down the street. The rich mellow voice, the moving words of the hymn, the plaintive melod ' and the still summer afternoon air blended peculiarly and agreeably to gether. their

I wandered

Not

on

ray of

a

There's

no

light

could I see

filled my heart with sadness

hope

for

But then in that dark

A voice

Saying, To

his

a

lonel '

save a

and

No

our

we

longer

For the And

now

me.

hour to me,

poor sinner like thee."

walk up the street, but

last note of his song.

figure,

sinner like

whispered sweetly

at the next block to obtain

and

a

hrist the Redeemer hath power

"

We resumed

one

in the darkness

thought

And the

went out

own

could

a

Far in the distance

ust

light

now

How He saved

a

walking

shining

unto others I'm

was

catch the words,

in darkness I'm

is

stopped

last look of the man,

on

me,

telling

poor sinner like

me.

We turned down another street, and

soon were


ri markablk

A

10

missionary.

in the midst of the rusli and

roar

of cabs and cars,

witli hum of voices and tread of multitudinous feet.

But

over

through

all and

all the strain seemed to

sounding in the ear and lingering in the Especially the last verse would come back the singer was so fond of repeating, be

And when life's

ournov

is

heart.

which

over

And I the dear Saviour shall see

I'll

praise

him forever and

For savin"-

a

Somehow while the strain

hymn kept ringing world looked very and

ever

sinner like

in m '

ears

me.

and words of that

that afternoon, the

little, and heaven felt very

near

precious.

We drew several lessons from the whole

history.

suggested along the line of hristian sac Our missionary often forgot to sell his rifice. goods. If we, as the people of God, were so de voted to soul saving that we would forget our little One

was

hand cart and tinware commodities it would exert

a

most

now

healthful effect

on

and then, ourselves

skeptical world, hrist absorbed in his work forgets to eat. Paul, I doubt not, often laid aside the tentmaking to tell the people of enduring tabernacles in the skies. and

And

convincing

influence

on

a

here is another, away down in the

social


io

PASTORAL

S

ET

HES.

scale, but away up in the spiritual grade, who teach

hristian sacrilice.

lessons in the line of

us

The trouble with many is that risk

or

lose

anything

little hand carts of dise

retailing

ours,

they

hrist.

for

to

supported with

a

we

negro, able

single hymn

Here

break up

to

ofhce, how come

our

a wicked

h3'mns,

stands

aghast

and

the

streets

Scripture

but

teaches

consecrated a

could chase

life,

land.

And

heart, that

inwardly one

man

hurch

history

not

only

3'et the a

defeated of God

thousand and two put ten thousand went

down into the

the Midianites and revealed the state of are

conclave

that such is the power of

and such the

wicked a

entire

us

flight. missionary

they

un

silent, while per

the

Our

poor

and all the

of all kinds to possess

to

the

missionary

was a

mitting ini uity

of

to

achievements, and all the promises of di

vine support

state

O,

article.

while oftentimes the

with all its prayers and of past

to

drew from

hristian courage.

of

precious

do work for the Master.

Another lesson that was one

an

ding '

hard it is to leave them in order or

to

care

full of tinware merchan

that tobacco-stained store, that

house of God

do not

O, those

fifteen cents

at ten to

can

already whipped

!

camp of

things

Now then for Gideon


A

REMARKABLE

Let but lanterns of truth

and his three hundred ! flash in their eyes,

lO^

MISSIONARY.

trumpet-toned proclama

let

tions of God's word be sounded in their ears, and let

a

few human vessels be broken in the cliarge

against wickedness and the world will see the flight and downfall. Mr. Wesley used to say he wanted only one hundred devoted men in order to pull

ramparts of sin and

down the

kincrdom of God

A final lesson was

concerning

for it:

people! cying that wandering

earth.

gathered

human

from

our

accessibility.

us

and while

access

we

to

missionary

How

we

pray

the hearts of the

continue to do this, fan

the prayer is not answered and that the

favor

to

we

Lord, give

"

"

time

on

up the

set

Zion is not

yet

ďż˝

behold !

poor

missionary sings simple little gospel truth ; and consciences are

negro

hvmn full of

a

a

stirred and hearts melted in every direction.

yet gather enough to make the eyes become dim, and the heart swell with desires for a better life on earth, ness men

passing along,

Busi

unable to stop,

And ladies

sitting behind doors and window blinds, suddenly soulswept by an influence that we know to be the Spirit and

an

eternal rest hereafter.

of God vehicled in

a

human voice

heads and weep in secret.

ďż˝

bow down their


AS

no

ORAL SKE

HES.

Every Sabbath we continue to pray, "Lord, give us access to the hearts of the people!" and many days God sent the answer in this daily re curring circumstance, and the answer was always the same,

"

Lo, I have done

so

say of ourselves after this but of heart

to

believe."

!

"

"

What

can we

O fools and slow


HA ER

AIN E

ER I

RESSIONS AN L

I

RON

AN

traditional:

now

and will

ment

ďż˝

"

IA

IONS

IN

others

popular, are still flourishing

once are

pass away.

never

Among

N

EW.

^ 'OME pulpit e pressions

aE

.

the

former

here will be

we

recall

preaching

the

announce

to-night at pronounced

here

candlelight." Sometimes it was ve - y candlelight." here was considerable ambiguity about this notice, as people lighted their candles at different We udge however, that hours. early or yerly candlelight" referred to the twilight hour. earlv "

"

Somehow the heart grows tender and the eyes It brings back moist as we recall this e pression. to

memory

parted.

class of faithful

a

hey

were

and mothers, and of have

passed

who have de

preachers of our fathers people farther back still, who the

away to the silent country.

heir

gravely and reverently to all announcements. hey were good men, and

flocks used their

men

to

listen


AS

ORAL

SKE

HES.

after devoted lives have gone to the no

candle, neither light of the

Another

e pression

we

was an

uest of the preacher directed

knowledge

musical

lease raise the tune."

At

once

throat,

a

to

earnest

some

pretended

re

invisible to

some

to

"

there

needs

sun.

recall

brother in the audience who

city that

the

was

clearing

of

somebody's

moment's pause, and then somehow it

something else was raised beside the tune as evidenced by sounds worthy of a cracked trumpet with nasal accompaniments reaching out or toward "Heb in the direction of "Arlington seemed

as

if

"

ron."

Once trust

knew of

a

preacher

who in utter dis

of himself, and of the audience

ac uit asked tote

we

themselves a

brother to

creditably "

lease

in

raise

a

being

able to

musical way,

the tune and then

it."

Without

a

tuning

fork to

regulate the

"

raisings"

singer, e ceedingly high regions, which brought forth a perfect screech together with sympathetic uplift ing of eyebrows and great redness of countenance from the faithful ones who held on to the skyward song. Invariably when this was the case^ the of the

sometimes the tune

was

elevated to


K

RESSIONS

hymn

ne t

all, but

AN

RON

N

IA

II

IONS.

being started was hardly raised at begun so low that it seemed to come

in

was

from the very boots of the brother.

Not less remarkable and memorable fort to lower the

high.

irst the

when it

tune

singer

was

felt to be too

would try to

so

after three

er or

sister who in

the vocal

pitch,

them up to such

be effected

to

trying, fully degree,

throat and elevated the

perpetuated volume.

so

broth

some

lower

to

an iety keyed constricted the

voice, that they

not

the shriek but

he whole

actually added proceeding reminded

interesting history' of ily." It re uired much the

take his

and

by

intended

but whose very a

te t

after

note,

one

four vain efforts, he would

or

leave the deliverance

down,

come

but the throat seemed to be set to that and

the ef

was

one

the

to

its

me

of

wist-Mouth

'

grace for

only

am

preacher performances

of these

a

to

in

the pew.

A Methodist

preacher

once

told the author that

when in the absence of the musical and where the burden of

raising

lay brother,

the tune devolved

upon him, that he had the most unfortunate way,

after announcing

sing ing repeating the to

it to

a

a

common

long

last two

meter

meter tune.

syllables

or

hymn,

of

try

He said that

saying

"

by

tum-


AS

ORAL

SKE

tum," he got through but rassment

is

"

Gos-

not without

e pression dropping

.

once

have

we

ministerial brethren say,

gos-^ ,"

after the

or

lining

the word

on

ringing

I

"

the

heard am

our

ashamed of

not

hymn

of

some

would accent

gos-^ill's charming

sound.

wonderful to note how their voices bore

was

down

pulpits

some

manner.

same

How sweet the

It

from

"

More than

the

great embar

perspiration.

and considerable

Another

HES.

accent,

as

the hearers that it used and not

"

pill,"

left

no

was

the word

As

"pel."

that the brother who thus

salvation

more

like

and with such

a

pill

a

clear,

doubt in the minds of

a

rule

"pill" we

that

was

have noticed

mispronounces,

makes

than like the clear water,

dripping honey, the heavenly manna, the sparkling wine, and other striking and agreeable figures with which the prophets and apostles clothed the gospel truth and life. or many years the

owing the

to

the

way it

was

presented

and

lived,

hristian

religion was to the writer like a pill." inally he discovered that it was the way certain people rolled the bread of life, causing it "

to look

unappeti ing,

that the

same

medicinelike and

bread of life

forbidding;

could be offered

by


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AN

another hand, and it would be

N

so

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II

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fresh and warm,

dainty lump of the honeycomb that avid speaks of upon it, together with some of the butter that another prophet alluded to, that the struggle was not to get away from it, but to get away with it, in other words, to partake of the nu tritious and delightful spiritual food. with such

a

Still another word

to

comes

mind that

we

have

heard incorrectly accented, and often by ministers.

pulpit." infre uently we have heard a preacher say to the congregation that he ne t Sabbath would With that remark as usual. occupy the pulable accenting of the second instead of the first syllable the pit appeared. No allusion is here made to hell ; but not the less does the platform and Bible stand seem to be a "pit" to some It is the word Not

"

"

people. We have heard the word drawn

remarkably ing placed seems

to

into on

"

p-u-l-l-pit,"

arena

strong

men

walk into it

with swords,

as men

looking

more

accent

ought to sunshiny spot

be intensified, and where most

even

be

hus the agony

both syllables.

brightest, happiest and church is a "�full-fit.'" Some

a

out

used

be the in the

to enter

the

for gore, conflict and


Il

SKE

AS ORAL

HES.

preacher told the writer that whenever he entered the pulpit he became sick with nervous It was a "pull" to him from beginning dread. Now to end, and a "pit" from top to bottom. A

death.

then for the te t:

I

"

am

not

ashamed of the

^gos-

together. �pill.'''''' Agos-pill and a pull-pit We have seen intelligent laymen looking on the go well

sometimes, and could discover from their

scene

they had taken the pill and were now in the pit." urning to the pew we find e pressions and pronunciations there that seem to belong peculiar countenances that "

ly

they

felt

"

"

to that

part of the church.

sayings are not heard in all places, Still and are accentuated according to locality. there are few preachers but have listened to the e pressions we now mention, eelingly and sensibly near." Of

course

the

"

his

was

once

an

utterance of

fire, but the fire

has receded in most cases, and it is e tinct crater.

It has

now

like

an

done great service in its

timei, but the brother who

now

uses

it most in

his prayer is not most remarkable for

spiritual

warmth

himself; and under the mechanical words

there is

no more

It is

only

one

of

heat than is felt in a

a

moonbeam.

number of other prayer

phrases


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which in the

course

AN

hey

they

And

" eelingly

prayer. once,

vary.

twice

the mental

or

N

A I

of time he has

strung- together. never

RON

ONS

picked

all have their

all

and

of

them

sensibly"

thrice in the prayer

up and

place

and

make

one

is

repeated

according

furnishing

of the

e pression

from the pew is

one

II

.

who is

to

supplica-

ting. Another

'" he bended knee of his

uite

awed

youthful days

;

a

perishing humanity."

when I first heard it in my

me

but in addition it

sical roll which made

hearing. rarely heard

one

possessed a mu feel like repeating it after

the first It is

pushed it will

it into remote

soon

he colleges have days. regions, and like the Indian

these

be gone forever.

Still another is "

En oying religion." men give up e perimental piety,

As es

become formal, this utterance of

comes

rare.

Yet it is

a

strong

and

hurch

course

one, and

be

one we

speak and hear spoken. We have listened to godly men and women as they uttered it with shining faces and moistened eyes until our soul burned within us, and the spiritual palate streamed love to

moisture.


ii

AS ORAL

Sometimes

SKE

HES.

neighborhoods

in remote

have

we

heard it

pronounced 'En- aw-'mg rehgion." And we confess to hking "

the term,

thus

as

ac

he brother looked like he

cented, still better.

chewing on something good was En- 'aw-ing religion." lieves in a religion that affects

was

when he said he he

"

author

be

" aw." O how that member works when the fire is burning in the soul, and the honey of the gospel is drip ping all over and through the spirit. Recently in a Southern State we heard the e pression the

�-tire sanctification." he brother who thus

tire, did

that his cup am

tion." the

the

writer

a

there

he accent

described the In

than

better

pronunciation

self.

blessing

of

Somehow that little

heart, and while soul.

a

was

en oying

ruly

the word

beaming face. All could running over when he said

with

so

pronounced

'

�-tire

syllable

"en."

'

on

a

the

e perience

see "

I

sanctifica

"in" suited

It went

smile sprang to the was

en

lip

to at

the the

pleased feeling in the first syllable somehow

better than the word it

it is w-tire sanctification."

another Southern State not

long

since

we


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heard "

AN

kiv brother in

a

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-ence of the

emphasis

Italici ed, and

was

so

it

RONL'

public Spirit."

was

flew: let it

through

us

to

on

II

NS.

ask tor the

er

the second

syllable

as

transformed into "lle N ."

We liked it and cried once

praN

a

laid

lIA

out

Amen !

keep flying,

let it

the whole world.

he

lly

in

gospel

us,

and

Yes, Lord, send

gospel. strange e pressions was reached in our hicago meeting, when some lay brother dropping in every other night during the prayer service tacked, in a most astonishing way, down the in-Zft-r.

But

a

-ence

the

clima

series of

r"s

Every

second

of the

of

"

or

on

the words of his prayer.

to

third

word

adorned with this verbal

was

interloper

betailed

"

r."

and

He

meeting-ur, might be blessedur, and that-ur, the gospel-ur, might be blessedur, to the good-ur, of every body-ur, and that the preacher-ur, might-ur, be clothed-ur, with powerur, that night-ur," etc.

prayed

that

"

this

We felt much moved to tefl him that

r

"

be

longed to the haldees, and if Abraham left it, he might afford to do so. Moreover we felt like say ing to him "that-ur, if he did not uit-ur, using haldee words-ur, in his prayer-ur, that the peowould not understand him-ur, and might

ple-ur,


SKE

AS ORAL

I

get

and

laughing-ur,

to

HES.

produce-ur,

so

good

a

deal of harm-ur."

Surely statement

brought

by

two

there

was

that

the

a

ark

beautiful

erusalem

up to

in the Bible

deep meaning o

on an

of

God

cart and

was

drawn

cows.

Another memorable here

was

a

time

saying is "getting through." in

dark, unconverted

our

laughed at this e pression, which was most fre uently used by the colored people. When mention was made of a penitent or seek er of religion, the uestion sometimes asked was We ob ected " id he or she get through " in our ignorance of the term, saying that it con veyed the idea of one getting out of the woods, or through a hedge or wall. days

that

we

he time

came

reali e who seek wall

or

tangled

setments and

and that

when

pardon

difficulties not

distracted and

hedge

purity,

were

a

out of the woods in

a

all about the soul,

through suddenly appeared

an

flowery

hedge, spiritual be-

that the

thousand

them

fainting soul,

smiled with

revealed

a

over

But when the Saviour the wall

or

woods of

we were

discovered what all

we

nor

them. to

the

and under his touch

open gateway, and the

gap, and

we

stood clear

boundless, sunlighted plain


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hristian

of as

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never

oy

and

lA

RONl'N

liberty,

IONS.

luuK-rstood then

we

before the power of the words,

get through O yes, not

AN

id you

'

'

we

got through!

Ami

to-day

we

can

think of it without wanting to shout.

So the blessed fact remains that there is velous richness of

and

constantly

a

thought,

a

world of

a

mar

suggestion,

unfolding meaning in certain

gospel words and religious sayings, and in the way they are accented, whether pronounced by prince or

pauper.

here

are

e pression "

kaleidoscopic

turns

and twists in the

ďż˝

Bless the Lord.""

As it falls from the

of different

speakers

it

ine haustibility on the part of the words, brings a constant pleasure to the spiritual

shows

and

lips

an

hearer.

So with the word

"Glory!

"

mighty shout soul-cry has been wept, laughed, whispered, "Who

can

count the diverse

ways this

ed and thundered forth.

solitary cannon; it becomes the rapid-fire Gathng gun and corresponding damage to the kingdom of

Sometimes it booms forth like then

does

a


AS ORAL

darkness.

SKE

variety

With innumerable

while it is the

same

word, yet is it

Still another is the shout "

HES.

Hallelu ah!

of utterance,

ever a new

word.

ďż˝

"

susceptibility of this word to new and un e pected twists of sound and meaning is simply ama ing. Every modulation of voice, every ris ing and falling inflection of speech, in connection with the word, sends a thrill of pleasure through us. Some stress the first syllable "Hal" in a he

way that is

bring

benediction to the soul, and others

a

the

syllable lu rous, buglelike note that charging an army of devils. out

We

lived in struck

a us

single

or

uite

it.

But

a

holy

thought

scarce

in

makes

woman

round,

a

one

feel

sono

like

say that she had

Scripture for a week. It as a very surprising state-

the bread must be ver ' stale

a verse

surprise

our

with

of

verse

the time

at

We

^ment.

we

heard

once

"

"

has

have learned that the

after

long

living

a

week upon

ago vanished, and

woman was

speaking the

words of truth and soberness. So far from to be

life "

narrow

itself,

Hallelu ah

a

single

of

verse

Scripture

accommodation for the soul and the

we "

finding have for

been

seven

dwelling

years.

It is

in the word a

marvelously


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room ' word, with

RON

AN

N

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I

dehghtful apartments of the upper-room order, and a glorious observa tory at the top from which the golden-paved ity of God is alwaA in

S

for

head is over.

he

end of

in full view.

it, white robes

pared

no

are

So long

provided,

and

in the presence of

us

daily anointed Hallelu ah ! last e pression

our

with oil and

of the kind

a

live

as we

table is pre

enemies;

runs

cup

our

our

mention is

we

the word

'�Amen.' What

deeper

a

word it

dcwn

we

he

word,

as

it

fected

by

a

how it grows

sea

has not

lights the lips,

and beautiful

comes

from

as

the

on one

hrist, and the

get in

draw to heaven.

ing, changing

is, and

nearer we

many strik

and tints

as

this

colored and af

hundred different emotions of the

spir

itual heart. We could not count the different ways that

have heard it uttered, but

ciation that ways of tears to

comes

we

of

Some

always bring make us laugh

the word

the eyes, other ways

religious laugh

like every pronun

from the child of God.

pronouncing

course.

we

ďż˝

the the

Still others make the

hearer feel like he wants to go to heaven and

hrist, and others still bring

a wave

of

see

strength


AS

heart, and

ihe

over

lonely

ORAL

one

H

iS.

standing

feels like

big

the

comes.

Sometimes the word is accented a

on

of earth until the

picket posts

and difficult

Saviour

SKE

".

"

and

little

a

so

"men,"

make

to

as

follows:

as

"A-men."

he whole force of the voice is put

in the first

letter, and the last part of the word is

scarcely

heard.

Sometimes this method is reversed, and a

little

"

a" and

a

big

"

!MEN,"

as

we

have

instance,

for

"a-MEN."

Both

good and we heartily commend them to the hearing of the hurch. Recently we heard the word uttered by Eastern are

and Western Methodist brethren. that

we

We had thought

understood the word up to the time that

these two

men

of God in

widely

the country got hold of it. and greater

We

different parts of saw

at

once

new

depths.

he brother in the East with

glowing

face would

say "A-men-n-n-n-n ! lable

as

if he

"

never

and hold

intended

to

on

to

the last

let go.

Garden of Eden to him; he had walked and

was

latch

at

the gate

hating

to

go.

leaving; We thought then, but held

It

syl

was

a

through, on

to

the

this pro-


E

nunciation

never

can

ROM'N

AN

RESS ONS

IA

surpassed

be

I

IONS.

lor swci'tness

and fervor.

lately

But while in the West brother

sav

"Amen

the soul with

''

pleasure

He threw the accent

"A-a-a-a-a-men !

we

heard

an

old

another way that filled

in

and admiration. on

syllable

the first

and said

"

It would be difficult to describe how the heart

impressed

melted and

was

he voice of the old

Iv

unctuous ;

that tremulous

saint

on

man was

"

honey

an

rapidly and slowly for he did lingered, one at

to

dripping "

came

on

it,

as

from the

word, while

leave the

he first

left

slowly;

not want to

one

went

in

into the

the second entered

leave at all.

Both

the back gate, the other at the

both in love with what

;

got

deep-

wet, and

Epicurean delight lingered

it after he entered.

front

and

platform.

he first brother hated

word

was

A- a-a-a-a-a-men

the

the second with

utterance.

trembling

and somehow the eyes

the heart felt like

aged

with that

they

saw

and felt in

the word "Amen."

At the close of

a

camp

meeting

this

summer

which the author had conducted, among those who came

Good-bye was a religion to overflowing.

to

full of

say

"

"

German

She

was

woman

low in


AS

ORAL

stature, and broad in my hand, with

a

SKE

and

bright

rich and fervent she said "Amen! I

thought

she

was

but the word that

Again "Amen!

said

she

going

came

aking

lateral direction.

face all

a

HES.

to

forth

"

say

was

it, and still

a

voice full,

"

Good-bye,"

"Amen." more

fervently,

"

A third time she shook my hand and with tuous voice and

"Amen !

in her eyes she said

tears

again

"

impossible

It would be

to

put in print the pecul

iar influence and power that honest soul with the can

unc

only

came

forth from the

word "Amen."

repeated

say that at the fourth

repetition

I

I found

myself laughing and crying e ual to the woman and saying "Amen" with her. he cab driver was standing near by waiting for me to get into the carriage, and doubtless thought that he had struck two lunatics in a couple of people who did nothing but laugh, cr ^ shake hands, and say "A.nien." what

in the

was

how much So with

riage

we a

good

and

word, what it

we were

said "Amen

sweet

oy

was

But he had

"

getting

driven

rapidly

idea

meant to us, and out

of it.

several times

in my soul I

no

slipped away.

more

into the

and car


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N

K

May

of grace

we

all say it

sweet will of

God,

trial, speak it

in death, shout it in the

again

ďż˝

Now

so

on

we

it in every

entering

sorrow

and

morning

heaven

of

say it

of Zion,

thought, that if these mono and portions of religious speech

full of grace and power here, what will

remaining part

shall be restored, and the clear

glory land falling upon them er meanings in them all. raise God for what

and

tlie whole

offer t ie

be in heaven when the tence

to

"Amen I

syllables be

utter

resurrection, and

the

^

NS,

Blessed word of the Bible and the

"Amen."

kingdom

RON

AM

hallelu ah

for what

hereafter in the world Let all the

people

we

we

of the

light

shall reveal still

they sen

of the

deep

know of them here, shall know and feel

to come.

say "Amen,"


HA HOW

O

REA

likes

one

pleasant.

first that

thing;

be

"

ARE

a

"

or

IN."

AKEN

in,"

taken

he mocked

goes. not

HERS

to

.

ER

as

the

saying

fooled sensation is

One has several regrets about it: fellow-creature

second that

we

should do

a

wrong

should have that in

our

gullibility,

and

appearance which would suggest should be

gulled. general opinion that preachers are the he preachers easily duped of all classes.

third that

we

It is the most

themselves say that it is not so; that their vocation has

taught

them to

study

and

recogni e character;

and that constant contact with all kinds of has

given

them

rare

powers

of

people

discrimination.

one of our reported bishops can But what if tell a fraud by looking at his shoes. where then the impostor should be barefooted could the bishop look for proof of duplicity

Indeed it is

that

We have heard ministers say that

they

had

no

reading men. In fact we have said so ourselves, although every time we made the re mark in the presence of a certain lady who bears trouble in


REA

HOW

our

name,

have

we

amused look that

We doubt about

es

glance

not

discovered

kinds

relish.

speech through at a

and

that it would be

One is that there

remember.

to

and

it sounds very well, these

reading people through are two things us

."

roguish

a

altogether

did not

we

" AKEN I

ARE

but there

:

well for

all

HERS

are

credulity, and here are every species of impostor. takings in of a simple nature and some are compound: some are run on the ocular, some on the lachry mose and still others on the ntil religious line. of

assaults

upon

our

"

"

we

have been fooled well

hardly to

be said to be

each one,

on

sufficiently

wise and

we

can

knowing

udge thing to remember is that the impostor he generally a udge of men and character. pose

as

of such matters.

a

Another is

tramp who is considered class is

a

peculiar

at

demonstration of this fact,

by help yourself."

walk in and

citi ens lost his

highway pocket book . lish

In it

mation for his class was

accustomed to

with the

as

is

marks and characters he leaves

and doors, that translated "

the bottom of this

vords

ďż˝

"

as

was

Soft

as

knowing

pocket

by

gates

on

means

One of these

some

well

dupe.

the

seen

wallet

interesting

Eng not

infor

the citi ens that he

One page ommies."

was

headed

Among

the


AS

names

that

composed

Spurgeon. here

garding

So while

was

he could

as

a

read

we

But the his

family

has. H.

that of

was

them, they read

us.

deponent thought

He took

oy

a

in

re

rapid and correct reader of opinion of all his friends and is

and he does not boast

ly

this list

HES.

time when this

a

himself

character.

SKE

be deceived.

not

especially

ORAL

against as

much

regard,

him in this now

as

he former

did. If he then is

easily

of the

taken in, how

view of his not

one

a man

gullibles,

a

man

it be accounted for in

can

convictions to the contrary.

own

oes

know himself

We have

a

great way of going back these davs,

in order to find out who and what were

that is

in order to

thoroughly

our

ancestors

understand ourselves.

certainly in cases of weakness, infirmity, and other deplorable things very soothing to our spir itual vanity to find these failures and flaws in some It is

old ancestor shovel the

ancestors

on

on

and

so

him, while

the

day

of

be able to we

go free.

udgment.

for instance I should find in my father

what my friends

laugh

saw,

never

responsibility

Alas for the

Suppose

we

cease

and

inheritance and

laugh at in me. the gullibilit ' is

no

fault of mine.

hen must the found to be

an


HOW

It

REA

from what I

seems

who died when I was

and

possessed had

winked of

HERS

an

of

was

can

si

" AKEN IN."

I I

learn about my father years of age, that he

e ceedingly

an

ama ing

by people

ARE

faculty

tender

heart,

being

hood

of

who had well-memori ed tales

sorrow.

One

lady in particular had repeatedly raided his pocket book through the narration of a sorrowful family history. On learning afterwards that he had been

generous than wise in her case,

more

my father would resolve

guard himself in the fu ture and not be taken in again by that individual. After a high-sounding speech of this character by him one day, the lady in uestion was seen

coming

up the road toward

"Now Brother to

him

"

Get

your

coming for feelings and purse." "Never" will find

me

At this

a

of my aunts

another

your

there

was

ready, onslaught on

father.

my

like cast iron in

my mother and

one

Mrs.

unworthy by

speech

house,

handkerchief

e claimed

shown herself

our

rank" said

Blank is

In

to

"She has

ingratitude, and her presence." a general smile from her

aunts.

few moments

Mrs. Blank desired to

came see

a

servant

saying

that

my father at the front


AS

Off

gate. the

ORAL

he went

suppressed

SKE

stiff

as

smiles of the

HES.

as

ramrod

a

family

and

amidst

signifi hey had

a

cant

shaking

seen

the ramrod demeanor before, and had

seen

it become

through

him

view

of

handkerchiefs.

pocket a

string repeatedly.

the window

proceeded

At first my father

All watched

blinds, and

had to hold

on

to

as

the inter

each other.

dignified.

very

was

also

hen

signs of wavering in the lines: for the woman was gifted in speech and knew how to lay on the colors in pathetic style to suit a man they

could

see

All could

with the tender heart of my father.

that she

the two

winning her way; came walking side by

was

and

so

bv and

by long

side up the

She continued

walk toward the house.

see

to

talk

while her white hand held back the black crape

veil, and she bent forward argument she could make

ictory see

his

to see

what additional

complete

to

the victory

undoubtedly was for her, for all could that my father's artillery had been parked, cavalry dismounted, and the infantry dis it

He had evidently shot his

charged from service. last gun.

Nothing

which, by

the

was

way,

left but the

was

all

baggage train,

that

I Irs.

Blank

wanted.

Suddenly

as

the

woman

poured

one

more


HOW

touching

REA

HERS ARE

fact into his

that the family

shutters,

sank

ears,

were

down

"

my father all

looking on

IN."

AKEN

forgetful

him through the

at

seat

a

I

walk,

the

near

bowed his face in his handkerchief and wept. Of course the wagon was loaded with pro visions after that and sent to Mrs. Blank's resi dence: and my father cle

gravely

All now

of

to

the

family

cir

told my mother and aunts

hat the

"

returning was

peculiar."

very

thev believed

which

dropped

this time

case

beforehand, and

distressingly

their heads with that

amused look.

erhaps

spark of gullibility from my father: or perhaps the calling of the preacher is such that he is ready to look for penitents, and receive prodigals, and so is slow from his very vo cation

or

I obtained

a

work of love to suspect any

thing is too deep that our family and

We

one.

We also

fear that the

for

member

friends say that it is

no

trouble for any

And er

so a

certain

husband; let

that

one

day

a

and asked for

one

to

lady

no one

"

take

dime

us

ask for

to

preacher having nothing in his pocket handed it to

names.

at the

get

re

in."

tells this upon her

tramp called a

us.

church

study

food.

he

some

a

dollar

te ing

him to

less than half the tramp,

preach

She says


AS

get it changed

ORAL

HES.

hurry back,

the street and to

on

that his office hour

he tramp

SKE

was

up and he had to leave.

disappeared promptly.

About

a

half

gentleman, one of the stewards of the hurch, dropped into the study on some piece of business and to his surprise found the preacher there, long after his office hours. Wh '," he said, I had no idea of finding a ou What's the matter here at this time of day. he innocent reply of the preacher brought out a burst of laughter from the steward. Said the preacher: hour later

a

"

"

"'

"A tramp asked a

half dollar to get

waiting

for him to

for

me

dime, and I gave him

a

changed,

come

and I have been

back with the

change

be

fore I leave." he steward

fairly shook as he said "Are you going to wait until that tramp returns with the money Light seemed to dawn on the preacher's mind at this time, and with a look of decidedly mi ed e pression he replied "

"

I believe I will go

All this prepares drama that took

individual.

"

now.

us

place

for the

following

with that

same

bit of life

ministerial


now

While

rREAc Hl

sitting the

"

IN."

AKI

the dinner table

at

door bell rung, and servant to

AR -,

KS

card

a

preacher

was

da ', the

one

brought

with these words

I

by a idently

in

e

written hastily ear Sir: the church which is

an I

at

see

a

vou

few moments in

any hour you may

greatly .listurbing

please

me,

I

am

Respectfully he

to a

our office at

appoint

ew

sent

word

by

a

a

matter

and want

oseph

preacher

on

servant

light.

Kramer.

giving

the

hour when he would be at his

study. appointed came

a humble romptly apologetic knock at the door. It seemed to ask pardon for doing so and re uested special consid

at

eration.

he

the time

preacher

said

ome in

"

"

and there

appeared on the threshold a young Israelite of about twenty-si years of age. He drew near with a deprecating gesture at dis turbing the minister and said with strong ewish accent, that he craved upon

a

most

a

few minutes interview

important sub ect which

disturbed his

peace.

he

air,

at

preacher

who had arisen with

once wore a

sion at the words he Israelite

and

politely

an

e pectant

softened and interested e pres

'

saw

disturbed

peace."

the rela ed

look, and humbly

drew nearer, and at the kind re uest


^

'AS

of the

preacher

ORAL

took

SKE

seat

a

HES.

the sofa

on

his

near

side. "What

can

asked, with his eyes fi ed he

ew

sir " the minister

I do for you,

upon the young

man.

with the unmistakable accent of his

nationality began by e pressing his regret at tak but octaire ; ing up the valuable time of the that he felt that he must have light and relief for "

"

mind and

him and

heart, and

get advice,

estrange his

fering

own

so

no

had

come

him,

from

tianity by reading his heart

the Bible.

hrist and

to

reading

nor

what suf

convicted

hris

of

hat he had

was now a

the Book of

light

saved

eremiah lately

given

man.

But

he had be

deeply and felt the necessity being bapti ed, and oining some hristian

come

of

with

it would entail in that direction.

He had been led he said into the

in

speak

how that act would

matter

people

to

hurch.

preacher

He

more

had

selected

before him in

churches in the

city

ďż˝

"

the

preference Would the

bapti e him and receive him the Sunday after the ne t." to

Would he

church to

of

the

all the other

octor consent

into his church

on

Why here was the beginning of the Return of the ews." Here already was fulfillment of prophecy. he Of

he would.

course

"


HOW

REA

HERS

ARE

"fullness of the Gentiles" have taken er

place

in

one

lonely ew

AKKN

IN."

I

certainly felt to heart; and so the preach

e tended his hand and

the

"

was

ith

w

that he would

a

cordial grasp told

gladly bapti e

and

receive him into the church he had mentioned. he Israelite, Mr. Kramer, confirmed his claims upon the confidence of the him

a

diploma

Germany. writing of

preacher by showing graduation in a college in

of his

here

was

a

curious

the date observable

but the He

preacher thought thought a good deal more

erasure

on

the

and

re

parchment,

little of it at the time. about it

some

days,

later. All this

Kramer

to

As the

followed up

was

by

an

invitation to Mr.

take dinner at his house the ne t

preacher

walked home he had

day. pleasant

thoughts religious notoriety this whole affair would give his church. It was not only a blow to ewish unbelief, but a great victory for the Gen tiles; likewise it was a spiritual triumph for the preacher's own church, serving to show to a large city the spiritual supremacy of his own congrega of the

tion

over

ew ship. ed

all the other churches, in that

came

at

once

So, the preacher

to it for

was

in

a

light

good

a

convert

and member

humor with him-


AS ORAL

SKE

HES.

self, with his church, and with everybody else when he told his wife that would dine with them

E actly peared.

the

on

converted Israelite

morrow.

appointed,

he ladies at first

Mr. Kramer ap

were

disposed

to

be

unusually dignified, but under the influence of the recovered ew, who himself and

suspicious bland

the time

at

a

began

open like

to

became

as

flower, they

a

gracious

as

soon

unbent and

the young descendant of

acob. He

paid

some

ladies, in regard

very tasteful

compliments

to

the

the meal, the arrangement of

to

the room, and several other

things.

he fact that

praise was not fulsome, but very delicately and happily e pressed, made his remarks go home. He was uick to pass what was wanted by them, the

without

being

offensive

or

burdensome in his table

attentions. he ladies smiled and he continued to unfold.

It

was

ordinary

no

table but

a

social flower

century plant.

He and

spoke as

three

one

perfect felicity

admired in American ladies.

so

languages,

of these

ladies at the table

had at the

He lamented that he

could not e press himself with that of accent that he

we

w^as

spoke

he said,

uite fluently;

rench and it with

one

ease,

it

of the

greatly


HOW

helped

our

REA

HERS

ARE

"

confidence in and

hear him launch

out

IN."

AKi: N

opinion

I

of him to

in the Gallic languaue in

com-

pany with the aforesaid lad v.

However after

a

few minutes he very

returned to America and the

who

were

so

commonplace

dure the burden of

antly impressed It

was

one

we

only en also pleas

could

his

tongue.

us

however in the narration of his

ontinental

capitals

As he had

vantage. still

that

of those of

us.

European pi uant description of the

travels, and brief but

great

society

politely

masters of

deeper

song

that he

showed to best ad

seen

and heard

over

there, that fact secured

some

attention from the ladies who

of the

were

all

musical. Mr. Kramer did not

speak

of

eremiah through.

the entire meal. he

preacher

listening

to

however sat in great satisfaction

this latest accession to the

gospel,

and

in the dim future this

gifted descendant of Abraham transformed into a flaming Methodist preacher, who would be another Moses or oshua hris to lead great bodies of his own people into saw

tianity.

He in

reverie

Mr. Kramer at the

and

feeling

the

saw

himself

onference

prestige

the

to

whole

introducing the brethren occurrence


AS

would as

in

give

a

to that

'ision

ORAL

sk :tches.

He also

year's pastorate.

two or

three hundred converted

saw

ews

in his church b ' another year.

It would not have

been difficult for him that

to

treatise

he

"

on

day

Recovery

of

have written

Lost

en

the

a

ribes." After

Kramer

dinner,

and

^vlr.

privilege of another inter study, which was cordially granted.

re uested

view at the

leaving

in the act of

he ladies all

came

the

to

the door to sa ' adieu to the

visitor. he second interview

proved

eremiah again

-character. he young

man

with

a

to

be of

burst of candor said he

octor to know that he

wanted the

business

mentioned.

not

was

a

of

was

e

family and standing. Whereupon he drew out a package of letters that looked considerablv that worn, among which was the diploma looked like it had been opened and folded a great cellent

"

"

many times.

German and

As the letters rench the

were

mostly written in

preacher

was

not

much

the wiser for their contents.

Having

returned the papers to his

pocket,

vlr.

engaging and open demeanor must preach the gospel: that

Kramer with the most

said he felt that he the burden

was

upon him:

he could not fly from


HOW

it.

But,

REA

lie

ministry.

HERS

added, that he

He did

in this matter, but

"

ARE

not

must

want to

saw

that he must go to

would like to take up

beforehand, ance

and

prepare lor the

be

an

people

a

through

people.

plain

He

theological college, but

a course

the

religious reading reading and attend of

and the denomination to which he

proposed allying himself. he intended taking would ly cast off by his family,

hat he knew the step result in his

doing.

He

being

utter

friends and nation, and

he would have to support himself. he intended

ignoramus

hurch duties familiari e himself

upon his

with the

I.fl

teacher who could command

a

the attention and respect of his ly

IN."

AKEN

was

his he said

young, strong,

ener

getic and wanted to prove his religious life and in tegrity. He must take care of himself and felt In looking around, however, he he could do it. saw

of he

that every

capital.

here

perfectly

business." the finest ment of

a

avenue was was one

understood.

closed to him for lack

business however, that It

was

He understood all about

pebble down,

few dollars he could

preacher

"

spectacle

glasses

from

and with the small invest

eyeglasses and spectacles and without burdening anybody. he

the

purchase so

obtain

a a

line of

living

then asked him how much would


AS

be necessary to o which with

ORAL

secure a

SKE

HES.

the stock that

thoughtful

was

desired.

face Mr. Kramer

re

plied "

Seven dollars and

he

Mr. Kramer

cents."

pocket

his hand in his

preacher puf

counted out the

fifty

and

monev.

touched and taken back

was so

this kind act, and

uick solving

of the

problem

by of

scarcely speak. pressing the preach purchase the stock of

his support, that he could at first But

controlling

er's hand he

spectacles

himself and

speedily

and

get

at

left to once

to

business.

morning while the preacher was in his study, iNIr. oseph Kramer suddenly entered the office without knocking and with great signs of he ne t

e citement, " lease he said

pardon my unceremonious entrance." almost breathlessly, "but I am in great

trouble and have

run

down here to

see

you about

it." "

What is the matter Mr. Kramer

preacher "

Well

genuine sir," replied

with

"

asked the

interest and solicitude.

ew moving rest bought the stock of

the young

I lessly about the office, spectacles yesterday, and this morning I started out and had sold three pair, when a policeman "


HOW

pounced cense

REA

down

to

on

peddle

AKI.N

IN.

and asked where

mo

on

"

ARE

the street.

octor, he

and

none,

HERS

"

I

was

I told him I had

vanted to take

off to

me

the station house, when I begued him to let down here and

run

see

consented, and I have

here is

"

run

to

step of the

almost every

vou

wliat is to be done."

done," said the preach

be

"but to pay the license.

er,

it

nothing

me

friend about it, and he

a

way to tell you and ask

my

What is the cost of

" "

wo

dollars

and

Kramer with downcast

fifty

cents"

oseph

said

eves.

Without another word the

preacher

went

down

pocket and brought up the amount, hand to the ew and bidding him go uickly and

into his

ing

it

pay the authorities and prosecute his business here

after without any

more

mental worry

or

fear of in

terruption. Mr. with

Kramer

warm

needed

e pressions

no

of

second

gratitude,

in the direction from which he

bidding,

but

he darted off

came.

All the

feeling about his heart had visions of Mr. Kramer selling spec tacles by the do en, and fitting eyeglasses on the noses of scores of eye-afflicted people. ays rolled by and Mr. Kramer did not return. afternoon the

preacher

with

a warm


AS

He

not

was

of the

thought

the young

sermon

in

light

and

SKE

man

HES.

following Sunday pastor, for he properly ought not to lose a single

in the church

surprise

the

to

ORAL

on

the

desire to obtain all

his commendable

knowledge possible. only a baptism

In the middle of the second week and

days before the Sabbath on which the reception of the young convert was to Mr. Kramer had he cuses.

not

supposed

and

place,

yet returned.

preacher, however, He

take

few

made

a

number of

e

that the absentee had been

so

busy selling spectacles that he had not been able to come to the study during the week; and per haps was so tired from his labors of the week, that he had remained

at

home to rest

on

the Sabbath,

Saturday morning at the end of the second week, a clergyman of the Episcopal hurch in the city was announced by the se ton as a caller. As the two preachers already knew each other no in One

troduction

was

needed, and

a

pleasant

chat of

a

indulged in. After a little the clergyman said, he ob ect of my visit this morning is to find out if you know a Mr. oseph Kramer, a convert I heard he had been visiting you, and I ed ew. minute

or so was

"

am

an ious to discover his whereabouts."


HOW "

REA

Yes sir,"

Kramer.

HERS

replied

He is

ARE

"

preacher,

the

IN."

AKEN "

I

I know Mr.

bapti ed and received into my church to-morrow morning." Why sir," e claimed the clergyman with widehe was to have been bapti ed and re open eyes, to

be

ďż˝

ceived into my church last Sabbath! "Is it must

possible," replied

be

preacher,

mistake about it.

some

oseph

another Mr.

the

"

here

"

here must be

Kramer."

Is your Mr. clergyman. Kramer a young man about twenty-si with black hair and eyes, and a soft way of talking, and with decidedly pleasing ways hat's the man," -^as the preacher's reply, and he uite impressed the ladies of my family with his gentlemanly manner." Well so he did mine" re oined the clergyman with a musing air: " his is certainly my Mr.

Hardly

"

said the

"

"

' '

"

"

Kramer." "As the seems to

case

"

an

id

diploma

"

sallied the

be neither yours

o this the

with

stands

air of he "

"Yes."

nor

some

"

he

mine."

clergyman made no deep thought he said

show you

preacher,

old

response, but

letters

and

a


AS

"

ing

eremiah.

greatl -

on

disturbed."

clergyman, he had disturbed by other chapters

better have his peace

man

so,"

I fear

"

Bible I could tell him about.

and words in the

sir the

account

hat his peace

Well sir," flamed out the

Why

and be

"

O yes; he could not rest he said

had been

"

HES.

anything about eremiah, about baptism

of what he had read in

"

SKE

id he say troubled

"

ORAL

is

was

a

fraud."

the

preacher's

"And he said he wanted

troubled

oin

to

my

answer.

hurch, the

Episcopal, above all hurches, and wanted me to bapti e him in preference to all other preachers."" "He said the same thing e actly to me."" was the preacher"s response. he two lence for in

a "

a

men

loo"king

at

few moments, and the

each other in si

clergyman

asked

lowered voice id he tell you that he wanted to go into the business in order not to be

spectacle

his friends and

integrity "

stood

thereby

dependent

on

prove his character and

"

liose

were

his

very

words,"" echoed

the

preacher. "

id he ask you for

wanted

"

help

to

buy the stock he


REA

HOW "

He told

"

Why,

of

me

HERS

- o

the

ing

AKEN

IN."

ust

.

got

out

clergvman, striking the table "And

of his hand.

yet,"

he added,

days after I had raised him rushing back to me one morn

for several he

came

and said that he

was

about to be arrested down

selling spectacles without more for the borrowed .

town for

I

I

,"

that is the very amount that he

palm

not all:

"

that he needed

me." said the

with the

ARE

a

license

slick-

;

and

tongued

scoundrel." "

did

I

preacher,

the with

thing for him," put in the half melancholy, half- amused

same a

-

look. "

Why, sir, the

man

is

a

rascal," gasped the

clergyman. "

So it seems," answered his

companion

in mis

fortune. "And he told me," resumed the white

surplice,

"

man

that he could not rest

of what he had read in

eremiah.

on

of the account

And there I

e pounding eremiah to him by the hour." He has evidently fooled both of us badly," uoth the preacher.

was "

hen followed he

men

minute, the

a

tableau.

looking at each other for fully a clergyman with corrugated brow, and

stood


AS

the

preacher

ORAL

SKl^

HES.

with

working mouth, and with difiicuky keeping back an e plosion of laughter, What shall we do asked Re '. Mr. Surplice. "Nothing,"' replied the preacher. " here is "

"

nothing

do, for

to

"But should

already undone."' stop the impostor: he

we are

w^e

not

bleed every pastor in the land "How

ply, "

can

he has done us."

as

you stop him "

will

was

uick

the

re

"he is doubtless far away now." I'll

publish

city

in the

press and head

and make it hot for him wherever he

him off,

goes,"

him

said the

clergyman;

and away he went

on

his benevolent mission. In due time the papers account

came

out

with

a

flaming

of how two ministers in the citv had been

bamboo led

and fleeced

passed

who had

by

himself off

an as

enterprising a

convert to

ew the

hristian faith,

saying that he had been led to it hat he had succeeded in by reading eremiah. obtaining certain sums of money from the rever end gentlemen, both of whom e pected to bapti e and receive him into the had

minus ten deal

hurch.

But the convert

missing,"' and the preachers were dollars apiece, together with a great

turned up

"

of

which

wholesome

they

instruction

had bestowed

on

the

and

sympathy, Wandering ew.


now

REA

HERS

ARE

"

AKEN

IN.''

I

days after this publication, the papers of an ad oining citv had a column with large head ings in which the public was informed that the Rev. Mr. Wideawake of that city had come very near being taken in by a young ew who had called at Several

the rectory and said that he

hristian faith

and wanted to be hurch which he

r. Wideawake's

r. Wideawake reach

story, said the paper, when around took up

"Allow a

me

a

New Orleans paper and said,

read you

to

a

few

paragraphs

late New Orleans paper before I

So he

began

bapti ed preferred

He had gotten this far in his

above all others.

ing

conv^ert to the

a

that he had been much disturbed

;

by reading eremiah, in

was

answer

with the headlines.

WO

I

REA

Y

HERS

BAMBOOZLE

AN

LEE

BY A YO

E

NG

EW

LAIMING O BE A

HRIS IAN WEN Y

ON

OLLARS

ER .

AKEN

AN HE

EW

AR S

SKI

E

NKNOWN.

O

from

you."


his

was

as

AS ORAL

SKE

far

r. Wideawake

as

HES.

read; for

uick retreating steps,

the ne t instant he heard

banged, and the man who was so much disturbed by the writings of eremiah was gone.

the door

In due time the

of the

ally

Episcopal

news

of the double "take in"

and Methodist pastors

was

gener

So when the latter took his seat at

known.

by the suppressed mirth and other unmistakable signs around the table that the family knew all about his being victimi ed the twentieth time that year, and with anticipated en the dinner table he

oyment

were

tack upon his

saw

getting ready gullibility.

to

make

a

general

at

herefore with arch looks the ladies said, "

So Mr. Kramer has

business

given

up the

spectacle

"

Whereupon

the

preacher turning

to

them said

significant manner, "Yes; by the way what a pleasant impression Mr. Kramer made upon you in his vivid descrip

in

a

very

tion of the inent

foreign

people

cities he had visited, and prom

he had seen."

Immediately the ladies looked grave, and even he preacher felt his advantage, and chagrined. so

did the ladies.


HOW

REA

So there is

ARE

"

AKEN

IN."

I I

"take in" about which there

one

treaty of peace, arrangement, or kind of mutual understanding that it shall not be to

seems

be

HERS

a

mentioned.

Other

"take

with considerable relish Mr. Kramer's at

the

name

by

ins" the

are

is mentioned with

preacher

in

But when

family.

octor at the head of the table

tion is put to the

referred to

plain

;

a

sly glance

or

the

ues

terms whether

anybody lately who seems troubled over the Book of eremiah; the preacher with a dry accent and peculiar twinkle in his eye, begins to speak of the beauty of certain foreign cities,

he has found

when

do not In

the ladies become

at once

a

peace

seem

to

word, or

abstracted, and

understand his remarks.

as

we

mutual

sprung up to the

Wandering ew

have said before,

a

treaty of

understanding seems to have effect that oseph Kramer the

shall not be mentioned any

more.


HA HE

OO "

EREN

E

L LE

ER.

morning octor.' Good morning my brother.

do for you "

ON

ER

What

can

I

' '

Well sir, I

am on

my way to

onference

and

;

yericho Advocate has re uested But me to write up the proceedings for his paper. I so feel my incompetency as a young preacher that I thought I would drop by and ask you to give me a few pointers." the editor of the

"

Well my dear brother you have asked

thing,

but I

am

willing

to do

what I

can

a

for

hard

you."

octor became ver '

thoughtful and ietrospective for a while, and then lifting up his head, asked the young preacher to ot down or impress on his memory the following hints. "It is not every one," pursued the octor, Here the

"

who

to do

can

it,

write up

but all

are

a

not

onference.

Many

successful and all

essay

are

not

e ually happy even in success. It takes wisdom It re and e perience to achieve the best result. uires that many things should be unobserved and


HE

unwritten.

highest

:REN

E

LE

ER.

In fact it is considered

wisdom

It is not

tatively

N

so

not to

mention

much" went

some

the part of

things. octor medi

the

on

ever 'thing that is wanted, as a culling and presentation to the public of those or in things that are acceptable and agreeable. stance

"

record of

a

an

unltiated

woeful mistake in

became angry in If mentioned

spoke

correspondent

saying debate

a

on

a

held up his side of the

ability.' "Again if

certain resolution.

all it should be that

at

a

that two of the brethren

great animation

with

would make

and

'

uestion

'

'

with

Brother A Brother

e ual

B eal

and

at

his

own

the minutes say that

re uest, it would

that and tell of

der,

or

relate

an

interview with

some

be reconciled with

not

a

brother located

do to go behind

presiding

a

piece of history the e pression

'

eld-

that could not at

his

re

own

uest.' Still another feature of the letter is that it must,

'

be

purely optimistic.

bemoan in or

is

onference letter

happening.

reports

at

hat when

idly

a

It will not do to lament

id you

onference some

on

ever

no

matter what

or

has,

notice the fate of the

the state of the

hurch

innocent, simple-minded and

rig

truthful brother has held up the troubles and


AS ORAL

dangers

of the

SKE

HES.

hurch, etc.,

at

the report

once

with all its "whereases" and "be it resolveds is flown at, and

the committee room Yes sir, I have

"

" "

his

gives

of

fate

you

to

torn

pieces

and remanded to

"

"

preacher.

said the young

report"

the

octor

the

said

ference letter if you record such churches in the

gloomy

onference have

leading

had

revivals in ten years: that certain

preachers

nent

have not witnessed

twenty years; that ed

hurch of not

do,

as

fifty

the whole

tion and "

he

were

year,'

a

preachers report gain

net

a

his to

promi

conversion in

'ou

hurch

to

see

the

would

pride,

and

hundred men, but at

onnection," shall

I

say

if

this

is

really

the

'"

he

'

mortifying only the one

But what

case

members.

it is

strikes at not

"

months' work

twelve

for

hundred

one

as

news

that the no

on

idea of what will befall your

an

"

octor smiled at Brother

erdant's

ues

replied

he escape is in such

preachers have never so hopeful his

at

once

a

sentence

as

this

ďż˝

all been at their posts, and

about the work of the ne t turns

the

attention

from

present facts and figures, and fi es the eye upon


HE

ON

EREN

E

LE

ER.

the rosy future that beautiful dreamland in which so

many marvelous thinos take

there.

And it also

'ďż˝ o be not

your

ink but

You

pen.

everything that

amount

must

the

we

to

get

pessi

the soul.

onference letter writer,

honey

and oil must flow from

be

able

compliment.

to

without

everybody giving the ap 'taffying.' hysiologists will tell human body can take in a vast

and

pearance of

you

dispiriting

successful

a

simply

so

before

the letter from the

saves

mistic tone which is

place

of sugar.

It abounds in

our

food, and

why not in a onference letter "Again if the town in which the onference is held happens to have a high school or some kind of a male or female collegiate institute : it is well to

sav

that said town is the Athens of the State

that part of the country. are

to

work out the

either way is "Yes "

In

livered

sir,

the

cause

or

the

re

o not ^ay which, but leave the

sult of that fact.

people

incidentally that intelligent and culti high school or insti

Remark

evidently an he vated body of people. tute is supposed either to be the citi ens

or

problem.

he solution

pleasant." I see."

regard during

to

the

the

sermons

onference

and addresses de

session, the

state-


AS

merit

a

surpassed

'

say that he

only

one

e pression

pain

of

he

'

that the

or

It would

never

the rest

cause

and mortification.

surpassed

himself

'

is

he

statement serve one

he surpasses

can

himself

surpassed no

one

be offended.

but

his

'

for the no

ob

will

you

regard

dis

In the

himself, and

we

But

perfect

ly harmless, for while it is felt to be praise preacher alluded to, at the same time it is praise or reflection upon any one else. '

do

for that would make

feel comfortable, and

measure

measured

speaker

himself.'

surpassed others,

man

certain

the

HES.

splendid record,

his past

to

preacher to

SKE

should be made that the

fully

up

ORAL

as

so a

no

real

discovery, and we have thought of tak ing out a patent right on it." he young preacher smiled brightly and know ingly. oncerning the pastor, who is so to speak the olumbus

"

host of the

onference, say that he entertained

delightfully, that under his wise management every preacher w^as made to feel that he had the best home, and conclude the reference

ing that he is greatly doing a great work. what the

'

beloved

great work

imagination

b'

his

to him

by

people,

say

and is

You had best not mention '

is, but leave that

of the reader.

to

the


HE

"About the that he is

a

ON

EREN

presiding

LE

E

elder of the district, say

wide-awake man,

loyal

and

progressive. You know you asleep, and so you can truthfully awake

:

and

he is all the time

as

district he must be

a

also say that there is

He will

always

feel

I

ER.

to

hurch,

the

never

saw

him

say he is wide

going

around the

progressive man. You might capital bishop timber in him. kindly to you for the utter

ance."

interrupted Brother erdant, "is not the e pression capital bishop timber in him a straining of the truth "Not at all was the reply. " his does not mean that he will ever be a bishop, but that we see in him the same stuff that we see in bishops. "But"

'

'

"

hen

vou

ference

know there is much timber in the

ready

be made up into

to

bishops.

It is

there is much timber in the woods that is

true

never

made

up into houses;

timber in the trees hese

houses. some

in their

other

people."

Brother "

on

Say

and yet

are

to-day

and there is

more

than there is in

the

useful reflections, solemn to

application,

but very

laughed. presiding bishop

comforting

to

erdant

of the

dignified,

or

dignified

that he

and

was

urbane

yet kind,

as

if


AS ORAL

SKE

these

uahties rarely ever Say also that the bishop in

ity thoroughly ustified onference in electing office of the of the

hurch.

onference well

''et neglecting

preached

two

HES.

in

met

of his

the choice of the General

high hat he kept the in hand, losing no him to this

grandest

as

the

entire round.

was

one

captured would

never

to

the entire

please

business

time and

sermons,

hat he that

be

onference,

forgotten.

on

his

to

the

sav

that

Add that he

onference and that

its members

more

were

o not mention

bishop intends using them In regard to his address

class for admission into the it

and first

hurch.

intellectual feasts to his audience. the te ts

individual.

his administrative abil

interest of the

no

an

nothing

than to have him

onclude the reference with the words:

return.

ome

again bishop." regard to the visiting connectional brethren representing the different Boards of the hurch. on say that they charmed and carried awav the "

"

In

ference. in the could other "

In

hat these brethren

right place. not stay longer,

hat all

are

the right

regretted

but had to rush

men

that thev

awav

to meet

onferences.

personal

presidents,

college ad ectives alter

mention of editors and

it is v^ell to put

m

the


ON EREN'

HE

a

double-barrel

E

LE

or instance, the

manner.

and learned editor of the Antioch

dignified potamia and the

and

I

ER.

scholarly

genial

Advocate; and

resident of the Meso

Abel-meholah

ollegiate

emale

In

stitute. "

In

never

the

mentioning the

descriptive ad ective If he is an aged brother.

fail to put in

name

of the

onference noteworthies

a

annuate, say the venerable A. B. voung

say the

man

"We have Advocates

ust

of

promising

. E.

culled from

the

one

Methodist

If

.

before super

uite

a

."

of the

Episcopal

hristian hurch

paragraph of personal mention at a is onference letter writer. trict onference by a It is e actlv as it appeared in the paper. r. M., the r. W., the suave " he genial ocund and diligent Rev. I. W., the sprightly Rev. . H. and the . B., the portly and dignified Rev. stirring Rev. R. W., were all on hand." or fear you will lack for ad ectives I present you a kind of glossary of complimentary terms, South

a

"

with the article

'

the

'

before each

will have to do is to write the

opposite scribe him."

the

him

ad ective or

name

so

that all you

of the brother

that you think will best de

better still, that will

best

please


ďż˝^'-'o

pastoral sketches.

The Glossary.

The brilHant. The

sparkhng.

The The

eloquent. logical.

The

profound.

The

witty. charming. accomplished.

The The

The learned. The

dignified.

The able. The The

scholarly. gifted.

The

polished.

"

readily see Is following.

This you will

such

a

The

list

as

the

far better than

ignorant.

The conceited The

ordinary.

The unknown.

The

snappish.

etc., etc., etc. "

It would be well to

of the Conference.

find

a

finer-looking

speak

Say and

of the

'personnel'

that it would be hard to more

intelligent body

of


TH

men.

same

This will

time does

C

CIC

please not

ha e

ne

l

.

Conference, and

at

l

the

reduce other Conferences to

despair, because you body of men could hard to find.

the

TT

do not say that another such not

be found, but would be

oreo er, they remember that you

er seen

forgi e pleased the

their Conference and

so

eantime you ha e ignorance. ericho Conference." " inally as to the appointments, state that e erybody seemed to get the ery place they wanted, and went off happy and re oicing. Then indulge in a paragraphic laudation of the wonderful spectacle of one hundred preachers not knowing where they would be assigned for the ne t year, quietly recei ing their appointments and going

your

their

forth without

a murmur

say that

half knew where

o

forehand.

er

nd in

to

regard

to

new

they

fields. were

o not

going be

the statement that

happy and re oicing,' it is best not to tell how rown groaned, ones wept, obinson ra ed and tore up the ground and " ou will find numerous results flowing from this kind of letter writing. irst you will be asked to write again. Second you will soon be regarded as a safe, '

all went to their

new

fields

le el-headed and conser ati e

man.


l

ST

S

Third you will be elected ference

anaging

ocate, which is Some

preachers

TCH

a

S.

member of the Con

ericho

Committee of the

great honor for

a

ha e li ed to be

young

a

d man.

eight ' 'ears of The ' saw it afar

longing for this promotion. off, were persuaded of it, would ha e embraced it, but died witiiout the promise or the fulfillment. age,

fourth and last result of the letter which

'ou

ha e written will be that when you return home and get still before

God, you will ha e

to

repent

ou will feel a praying. mistiness gathering in your religious e perience, and will ha e to promise to write more truthfull ^ the ne t time and so will after awhile regain the and do considerable

lost sweetness of

ut if

letter,

^ou ha e

to

write another Conference

^ou will feel drawn

you did before without any throw off

and

'our soul.

e en

and

so

again

'ou will go

peculiar pain

or

these letters with

en oyment, feeling

the best and wisest, and that

ing

God sendee.

to

write

on

you will

rapidit -, epistles are

ease,

that such ou

as

until at last

compunction great

ust

are

actually do-


CH TH

t

T

C

G S

C

are

lanthropists

n. C

I

^

.

these days.

numerous

hi-

build them, States endow them,

cities ask and bid for them, and

as

for

nnual

an

Conference it will ha e them. It is er

a

piece

of property that is felt to be

and essential

tion for such

equipment

well

as

religious body.

a

hardly supposed

lift up its

to

as

of

e en

more

head, and take

than

prop

ornamenta

Conference is

nified stand before the world until it least one, and

a

one

can

a

dig

ha e at

of these seats

learning. The

is

always to be found who has twenty acres of ground to donate on the edge of some re mote illage. Then comes the other equally wellknown brother with the proposition that he will man

gi e fifty

dollars to the endowment fund

thousand other indi iduals will do the

ll this is felt

pointings, deeded

to

standing

and

by so

if

one

same.

the brethren to be

the land is

pro idential accepted, and then

the Conference with the distinct under

that if it is

e er

used for any other pur

pose it shall re ert to the donor

or

his heirs.


ST

These

derfully

colleges alike in

S

TCH

S.

of the Conference

are

all

won

ost important particulars. are in inaccessible nd all of places. them are in a financially languishing condition. third similarity is that each annual report an nounces the fact that said college has ust started, or is about to start, upon a career of prosperity unparalleled by anything in its pre ious history. These last two features are in ariably found in the Conference college. some

of them

similarity is that they all ha e fine names long, euphonious, high-sounding and im o single name is felt to be sufficient pressi e. fourth

to

herald forth the future e cellence and achie e of these institutes,

ments

ha e must some

double

notable

some

epoch

remarkable

one

seen

rocked until it is

or

in the fact that

"

nel, its feet warmed or

all

name

character,

coddling." ust as the taken up, greased, wrapped

need

the house is

they nearly

in Church history.

n additional likeness is e ery

that

r if but one, that

names.

represent

so

at

baby of in flan

the fire, and then trotted

quiet

so

must the

Conference

er^^ 'ear it is taken out of its flannels, scrutini ed carefully, greased and warmed by the Conference fire, rolled up again college

be treated.


TH

in lined

and

C

C

padded

"

C

Cii .

resolutions," and with

a

sugar tit or milk bottle in the way of big - romises stuck in its mouth, the ailing thing is put back to bed for another twel e months' rest

Thus treated

repeatedly,

then

demanding this kind happy if it is not brought

ecclesiastical knee.

sleep.

it gets to

of out

liking

coddling.

and

It is not

and trotted

on

the

It lo es to hear its list of ail the old Conference mothers

enumerated b

ments

or

special interest in its past diseases perils. If the coddling does not come,

who take

and

future

and

it is

trotted

not

on

the knee, and warmed and

rubbed, the institute begins

kick and

to

aloud about it, and says in its sobs that It is

for it."

cares

gotten

to

see

spectacle

a

ne

er

"

bawl

nobody

to

be for

the Conference mothers in the form

of committees with

spectacles

on

their eyes

e

am

institute, writing up and cataloguing its arious diseases of colic, indigestion, weakness,

ining di

the

iness, wind,

ancholy

paralysis, and other mel ha e swooped down upon

swoons,

afflictions that

ut the

the Conference infant. tears

of

through do en

oy

mothers

"

with

darling little pet has li ed That they now know of but a

say that the

them all.

more

"

things

of

a

befall the institute, and

direful nature that could

escaping these, they

see


ST

nothing

to

S

pre ent

TCH

S.

unparalleled course of hopeful sentence always "

an

prosperity." This last mo es e erybody, and the

foundling general appro ing

educational

is returned to its cradle with

nods and smiles, and the bold affirmation of many that "she will yet

ur obser ation institute

is,

pull through." at this point,

that if you coddle it

Conference, and make o

to

a

fuss

o

college

once

er

or

year at

a

it, and grie e

perfectly willing

that said

college

is

be o erlooked in its

misery

for another twel e

er

its

of the

pains,

s cats like their heads to be rubbed,

months.

and other household pets to be fondled,

Conference

college

wants to be

crooned and crowed

you will Still

heaf

o

so

the

dandled, rubbed,

If you do not do it,

er.

from it.

another

colleges resident long.

ence

four years.

striking is that

few

Scarcely

ach

be and announced

one on as

likeness

the

e

men

about Confer remain

er more

their

than three

his election "

as

was

coming man,"

or

felt to the de

li erer of the

college from all its debts and troubles, and the inaugurator of a new and "unparalleled prosperity." few days after his election the ericho d o cate

came

out

in

a

handsome notice

as

follows


TH

"The newl is

a

man

C

elected

as

C

G

resident of

.

lank College

of wide

ments, and has cess

C

an

e perience and scholarly attain already achie ed remarkable suc

educator.

the head of

re ious

his election he

to

Seminary, which school nothing to three hundred pupils. He is an . . graduate of the ni ersity of ubbles, and is highly commended not only by the acult ^ of the institute, but also by a number of prominent teachers, preachers, and patrons of sur rounding states."' was

at

roth

he built up from almost

The newl of

the

speech

abo e

resident referred to

elected facts

in

his

maiden

before the Conference.

some

presidential

He also felt

as

"unparalleled prosperity," and begged the brethren to rally" to him and to this great embryo seat of learning." There was a great shuffling of feet among the brethren at the end of the speech which was con ralstrued by the ine perienced into a sign of sured of

"

"

"

lying." ut at the ne t Conference the

in ured speech he an

resident

wore

and chastened look, and in his second distributed

a

number of

around about, and here and there. the brethren had not "rallied."

slaps

and raps

He said that


l

S

ST

t the close of the third

quested

TCH

or

fourth year he

oard of Trustees

the

S.

the honor and

relie e him of

presidency going man. fter his return to the pastorate he wa.s always looked upon by the brethren with a great degree and the

of

re

responsibility of coming man became

to

re

"

"

nd it

erence.

was

special

affairs of

th^

noted that he

Chairman of the Committee all

the

was

emorials, and of

on

committees that had intrusted

a

made

delicate, difficult and sorrowful

to

them

nature.

Still another

similarity to be seen in the Confer ence colleges is that they afford opportunity for In this much "resol ing" and great debates. thing it pro es a benediction to some, and a safety al e for the windiness and steam that has been

gathering

in the orators of the Conference for the

past year. ore and

more

the Conference is

regular business machine. opportunities for showing If there ence

ere no

college,

other

reason

becoming

ess and less off to

are

a

the

gifts.

oratorical

retain the Confer

this alone should ha e great

weight,

that the discussion of the institute with its ups and

downs, its pent-up

woes

and

eloquence

"woes" here would

perils, gi es opportunity to

come

perhaps

forth. be

The

better

for

word

spelled


TIIIC

'whoas"'

now

for

ren

eating

a

ut to

of

resume

l-C .

the

college

the

college

time when

a

speech they

a

want

superior

as

a

men

and

can

not

the

make

ha e the

ut the Conference

fear of being contradicted. is far

corns-

might e cept

Some

skyrocketing.

any kind of

as

discus

general rhetorical and oratorical

and

college

career

about the only chance left the breth

emorial Ser ice,

'

C

C

descripti e

as

and history.

sion is

C

linguistic

arena, and

such, with all its feebleness and diseases, is

a

necessity. t

one

of the first Conferences the author at

esley-Coke- s-

tended, when the report of the

bury- c endree Collegiate and then without oard

or

Institute

was

read,

word of debate referred to the

a

Committee

on

ducational Interests, he

grie ed for esley-Coke- sbury- c endree Collegiate Institute. He thought that its troubles were not regarded, its claims not astonished and

was

duly mass

with

considered.

How could

they

sweep all this

of information and these wails for a

motion

mere

to

refer to

a

help

certain

away com

mittee

erily

we

reasoned

as one

The older heads knew better.

dismissed, but

of the foolish

The

ones.

case was

postponed for discussion.

not

aterloo


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be

fought on Saturday if we ad ourned Sunday, or on onday if the appointments were read onday night. ll the week the platform Titans of the Confer ence gathered their wind and strength for the to

was

contest that

patience

of

to

was

own

mettle, and the

of their brethren who wanted

some

debate, but their

try their

"

appointments

"

that

no

they might

go home.

Saturday

n the memorable

or

londay,

the

long-e pected report of the Committee on duca The resident or tion is brought in. gent of the college has requested the chairman to let him know when he would present the report. done

so.

The hour has

come.

He has

The Titans

are

lectricity is felt to be in the air, and a downpour is e pected. The chairman proceeds slowly, as if weighing e ery word, and with great emphasis through the

in their

places.

preamble

ward to hear e

er

The brethren bend for

of the report. as

though nothing

The report is

been read to them before.

Strikingly original

that

gi e

we

of the kind had

a

so

part for its pres

er ation in the archi es of the Church. The

eport

"The report of the

of

Committee.

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this committee. "

e mark with

profound gratification

creased matriculation, the

ulum, the eral

enlargement

toning

pus

has been

on

acult -, and the gen department of the college.

aluable additions to the col

lege library and the buildings ha e been ha e been put

of curric

of

up of e ery

There ha e been

impro ement

the in

chemical

laboratory.

erected

e tensi e

other

impro ed

buildings

ew

repairs

and the

cam

and ornamented.

The attendance of scholars this year has been

pre ious e pected in

abo e that of any er

number

are

year the

and

still great

a

following

session.

e planation of this great success is to be attributed to the untiring labors of the gifted "

The

ith such a man aculty. ise, we predict for this col course of unparalleled pros

resident and his able at the

helm

lege in the perity."

r.

as

future

fter this

hen the last

heard

to

Some

fall. one

the

came

port, and then the the reader's

a

"

"

"

in

the

re

e it resol eds."

"

e it resol ed"

oice ceased, It

whereases

was

a

pin

was

read, and

could ha e been

the lull before the storm.

mo ed that the report be

adopted


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when

suddenly of

man

ishop

"

"

The

do en

a

with cries

S

"

TCH

men

were

resident

r.

College

was

be heard at this time.

resident's

The

on

their feet

Chair

Ir.

"

ishop,"

"

He, howe er, simply

dent of the

"

"

member who said

ni ed.

S.

on

said that the

tremendous difficulties in

resi

the floor and should

The Chair

speech

recog

was

so

ruled.

portrayal of the directing the course of was

a

college as the esley-Coke- sbury- cendree Collegiate Insntute. He spoke of its diseases and complaints. Its falling plaster and unpainted walls. Its broken fences and unfilled such

a

library that on

was

to

hold its

the brethren had not

bearing

twenty

acres

pushing

debt

The slim salaries

own

in the face of other

"

He said also that

rallied

the burden alone,

"

to

him, that he

college, buildings,

of land and all, and that it

was

all

him down into the gra e.

Then the

resident struck

and said that the

great.

hea y

aculty were li ing, struggle they were making to cause

ri al institutions in the land.

was

of the

resident and

and the fearful

college

spoke

upon the institute.

now

which the

the

He ne t

shel es.

possibilities

That if he could

a

more

of the

secure

hopeful

ein

college^ were

the moral and


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financial

support of the "brethren" the

would at

once

leled

enter upon

prosperity"

a

etc., etc.

fter this the battle proper

began

three hours in the morning and

umerous

noon.

against ence

were

the report of the

was

about

equally

chilles

locked.

the

diyided.

dragged

life and

pulled

chilles around.

flowed.

There

the

for

Horns

Hector

and then Hector

and

in the after-

and

The Confer

college.

Troy,

flashed

two

which lasted

speeches

walls of

crossed,

of

course

college "unparal

were

around

suddenly

the

came

to

ratorical swords

blood

of

reputation

laughter and ap plause from the looking and listening Conference. The fame of speakers was made and lost that day. Some dated their promotion to big churches from Some secured elec this famous college debate. were

bursts of

tion to the General Conference,

Connectional

position

or

ele ation

to

from that wonderful time.

grappled, wit sparkled, arguments cut, ridicule burned, eloquence soared, while all the time esley-Coke- sbury- c endree Collegiate Institute bla ed like an illuminated city in the These were the hours that the college rose skies. This was the time it paid to be and reigned. resident, or e en the anitor of such an instituIntellects


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tion that could

S

bring

TCH

S.

such wondrous

scenes

into

nnual Conference.

an

The motion

made to refer the report back

was

to the committee.

ost. motion

was

ad ourn.

made to

ost. The battle ment

raged

arri ing

ad ourn

The time for

on.

the motion

was

made to

e tend

"

the hour." Carried

enthusiastically

ďż˝

and the

speeches

mul

tiplied. rother

Spry

said that the

the

business

o

with

chicken.

one

rother

turkey

er

Conference in its

reminded him of

college

itt said that his mother

hen that sat

on

a

small

once

a

hen

owned

squash by

a

mistake

trying to hatch it out, and instead of hatching the squash, the squash wore the hen out. This hen was the Conference trying to bring something out of nothing and we were simply wearing oursel es out without hatching anything. That to call an ordinary-si ed school of a hun dred boys and girls a college, was to him absurd for

two

months

in the e treme.

the-way place

That the school

and

was

a

was

failure

in

an

out-of-

financially

and


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reasonable

was no

hope

e erything seemed against it. rother Hope replied that he knew a gentleman who said he would gi e fifty dollars toward the re lief of the college if one hundred other men of its

"

when

success

could be found

who would do the

could be found

words

ancholy sound, rother he said

"

and

no

had

problem

The

dubious and mel

a

response

rilliant made

of the

elicited.

was

in which

speech

brief

a

The

same.

college

can

be easi

ly sol ed, and the entire burden lifted if the preach ers will pledge themsel es to send two students Two boys from each from each pastoral charge. of the one hundred charges of the Conference will gi e us two hundred students, and place esleyCoke- sbur --i Ic endree College side by side with other great institutions." This arithmetical argument had great a

that

one

hundred times two

was

figurati ely they could swarming with new students. and

so

e . "

place

r.

hile as

ro said in his the

College

is

in

two

see

speech

has been insinuated

of other great and

for

for all at the moment

while with the Conference

saw

weight

an

as

the

college

that

out-of-the-way

yet this

good things

hundred

can

be said

well and

as

an


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argument pro es ut I new

glad

am

"

too

S

TCH

much and

S.

so

nothing.

pro es

inform the Conference that the

to

ailroad

orth Star and Southern Cross

"

being pro ected is to pass directly through the town .thereby increasing the alue of our Col lege property and adding to the facility of reach ing the seat of learning." This speech decidedly impressed the Confer now

ence, and the members looked at each other and

appro ingly, and the stock esley-Coke- sbury- c endree College went

nodded their of

up with

a

The a

heads

rush.

e .

r. Con followed

sarcastic smile

railroad balloon "I ha e

General

proceeded

or

of

ro, and with

puncture this his

boom with these words

recently inter iewed Col. anager of the railroad that

refers to, and he tells town

to

r.

uncombe,

cated, refused

to

at

me

Crosstie the rother

that inasmuch

which

our

college

as

ro

the

is lo

contribute to the stock, that the

sur eyors ha e been called in, the route has been

changed

and will

now

uncombe

pass east of

not

less than ten miles."

t this and the

flop,

and

speech

the Conference looked

college

stock went down with

some

members called out

"

de ected a

great

uestion

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e .

or my

soothing

part"

G

ily

r.

smiHng speech changed "

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in

.

a

I

smooth and

the entire situation

he said with great

of the hand

emphasis

and

let the

colleges of they de I sire for one am opposed to there being a single one in the neighborhood of our seats of learning. The depots become lounging places for the stu a

wa e

'

other denominations ha e all the railroads

dents, and the trains ur

boys

will

are

disseminators of

ice.

un study combe where nothing but the tinkle of cow bells and the note of the whip-poor-will can be heard. Here amid the quiet of country lanes and the still ness of illage life, let them labor with their te t best in remote towns like

books and prepare for the great duties and tories of life.

s for my part I

the railroad is to miss

am

delighted

uncombe ten miles.

ery miss of the railroad is

a

hit for the

ic that This

college,

making boys. In my opinion this ten-mile di ergence adds to the al ready inestimable alue of our college one hun and will be

the

of

the

appro ed

and

dred per cent." The Conference

began

to

look

on

both

hopeful again. Time would fail

sides, that

was

to

good,

tell all that

was

said

bad and indifferent.

There


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TCH

S.

oking speech, the anecdotic speech, and speech in which the speaker lost his temper, the

was

the

and then his

argument.

bishop looked

eanwhile the

picked

presiding

out future

and listened, and

elders.

the wealth of oratory that

rom

day speeches

that

confess in

we

our

was

la ished

selection from the

that confusion which is called the

to

em

barrassment of riches. The debate

of

oanerges r.

il '

ran

ro after

rother

out of

a

ruling The

oil.

wounded and slain, and

mentioned abo e

Coole

repeating

of the Chair.

him

arena was

only

rother

filled with the

the two

gladiators

left to finish the gory

were

and

rother Con got mad

times fell off.

and sulked under

r.

Conference,

the

lowhard.

self three

narrowed down to the two

finally

con

test.

r. Coole in his last "

resident, let

r.

colorings large brush

rosy a

ture

of

The

our

a

that

our

us

said

look away from these

brethren ha e with such

and liberal hand laid upon the fu

Conference institute.

college

of the world. seen

speech

well

is in It

day

an

was

inaccessible spot, and out born sick and has

since its birth.

ne er

The location is


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e idently unhealthy. burden

preachers

they

are

return

G

I' p

.

nothing twenty-fi e years.

It has been

hands lor

on our

C

a

ur

ha e been ta ed lor its support until

sick and tired of it, and all that

are

but

we

get in

groans and lamentations at the end of

the year, and fresh It calls itself

appeals

for

more

help.

college and has not the attend ance of some illage or country schoolhouse. hy should a Conference be ta ed to support ust one field school in a corner of our territory hy a

be assessed for e ery other school

not '

Here is the

report,"

continued

from this moment became

r. Hot.

repeated loudly, holding

he

striking

it in

"

r. Coole who "

Here it is,"

one

hand and

right forefinget. e pressions, i Gratifying in crease of attendance and larger matriculation this hat is this in year than any pre ious year.' creased attendance sir, and enlarged matricula I find in looking in the catalogues of the tion past, that four years ago they had loi, three years ago

it with his

isten to these

"

l

,

two

years since This is the

, last year

, and

gratifying increase o er anything known in pre ious years " ��It is a well-known fact sir, that fully eighty of these pupils are boys and girls in the town of this year


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uncombe. are

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free

Then

pupils,

TCH

of the

ten

S.

remaining twenty-two

and less than ten

are

college

any distance, and yet here is the that "

e pected

we are

aluable additions to the

library forty-gallon of

one can

of

laboratory.'

r. Chairman

aluable additions

"

'

library and chemical

college

so-called

support.

to

e pression

I note the

students from

are

the

These

antiquated

deceased preachers and

our

a

of muriatic acid.

I read lower down here

on

the report, of im

pro ements about the camfus and additional build

ings going

I

up.

was

particular

all these, and the only about one

are a

of the

ment

it

side,

a

in tlie

that I

consist

can

about

hear

hen house built for

s for the campus

professors. to

a

inquire

m a new

gate

on

impro e the town

gra el piled into a sink hole some imson weeds cut out of

wagon load of

road, and

the fence "

buildings

small stable and

seems

to

corner.

I mark the words

'

e tensi e

the

repairs.'

I grant

buildings shake at e ery wind as if they had the palsy, and the walls inside show great sheets of plastering gone and broad splotches of discoloration, that gi e the It surely needs repairs. appearance of leprosy. I could not find ut where are those repairs that the

repairs

are

needed


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them unless it be

building,

some

new

"

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shingles

l

.

on

l

the main

that in their contrast to the old mossy

boards around them makes had the

C

one

think that the roof

smallpo . sir

mean

no

college

reflection upon the ise and

resident

aculty. They are not to blame for these things. The trouble is we ha e located our college where it cannot flourish, and we are putting good men of the

r.

his

able

there to suffer and die, and to be the

pride and Conference folly. they are doing can be done by the

denominational

our

The work

laity, by in

ictims of

the

any of the e cellent instructors e

land.

pastorate,

at

or

need

these

we

preachers

ha e

in the

the head of institutions that will

afford the proper scope for their talents. "

I

mo e

sir, that this Conference take steps

for the sale of this an

institution

appliances

tures, name

of

of

college

college, and that we settle upon learning that in buildings, fi and

situation

may deser e the

and command the respect of the

whole land."

The

applause

that followed this

ha e been louder and that the r.

bishop

longer,

but it

speech was

obser ed

looked gra e.

lowhard

arose

for the last

would

speech.


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ishop, flammatory "

S

I confess to

TCH

being

S.

ama ed at the in r.

and ill-considered utterances of

Coole.

ore than that he has said

positi ely

harsh and unkind, and reflected upon

the wisdom and

hen

r.

udgment

to

were

quite a number of in ured look that be

lowhard said this,

began to put on an people whose wisdom

been reflected

that

of the Conference.'"

members

longs

things

on.

r.

and

lowhard

udgment ha e seeing the good

produced by this remark went on, "This college, bishop, is no mushroom affair. It is the product of the intelligence, liberality, sac rifice, toil and suffering of this body of men."' gain the Conference assumed the proper look under this praise, and tried to appear humble in spite of being so intelligent, liberal and sacrificing resident of the college who was listen while the ing intently ga e a great groan when r. lowhard used the word suffering." effect

"

r.

lowhard continued

speech sa 'S that the town of uncombe is in an out-of-the-way place for a col or that matter sir, the north pole is in an lege. out-of-the-way place but what would we do with He says that our college was out the north pole born sick and has ne er been well a single day. "

r. Coole in his


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is that to

Coke

be

sbury-

-

Then do

i

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argument against

an

c endree

strike blows

we

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esley-

Collegiate ishop Simpson,

Institute

Timothy himself, according to the letters of St. aul. well-known fact that ayson was a frail, son,

and

who

e en

well

man, and

yet he

strongest

men

was a

e

er

ery feeble in health and had but

are now

ur

has had

sore

I belie e she 'will yet

the institute,

pleased

resident

r. Coole that

in deliberation

a

upon

and

r.

to

ise.

carefully

society.

troubles, but "

ridicule the able Is it not

enough

all the papers

passed fa orably no udgment

bearing

sat

upon

upon them

ere

they

not

selected from the Conference

of their

one

diseases,

committee of his brethren

Ha e these brethren

s

once

applause.

report of the

cause

were

numerous

pull through.'

r. Coole has been

for

known

trials and

a

dehcate

robust and useful members of

college

Some

It is

Some of the

great power.

that I ha e

ay-

far from

w as

of the

flection upon

body be years, character and e perience committee I protest against the re

our

labors.

hile

r. Coole

was

attending night ser ices at the church and en oy ing himself, we were tofling sir, yes toiling o er these reports.


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TCH

s to the reflection upon the number of stu

dents, and the idea of cafling

lege

S.

which

only

had

I would say sir that

a

an

Institution

men

made up the

Sanhedrin, and twel e constituted the

College. do

we

There is

all know that

not

benefit to dred.

nothing

a

hundred

college

people

as

oes the fact of three

additional students make the

training

what it is,

lum and

tutorship

dents

come

combe

boys

esides

as

much

a

it is to fi e hun four hundred

or

course

and

is the benefit in the curricu hat sir if most of the stu

girls

need

a

be considered because

not to

is

college

uncombe

from and

or

postolic

in numbers.

a

col

attendance,

few scholars in

ust se enty

a

o not the

college they are

re from

un

they un

combe "

ishop,

I ha e

one more

by way college. aptists ha e

word to say

of argument for the continuance of the

oes the Conference know that the

ust purchased twenty-fi e acres of land, and ha e already broken ground in uncombe for the erec tion of ust such an institute as ours. re we going to allow this aggressi e denomination to rob us of our influence, take our glory from us, Is it the policy of and sweep us from the field the

ethodist Church to retire

Can this Con-


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ference afford of

to

quarter of

a

reap where

we

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a

into their

gather

and arduous labors

stand up for

our

let

own,

ro idence has

us

plainly gi en

preser e the fruits of

us

not

our

pre ious industry."

These

last

remarks

were

felt to be clinchers.

aptists e ery eye was r. lowhard, and it was plain that the battle eswon, the report would be adopted, and

hile at the words

was

long

our

us, and abo e all let

on

and

sown,

forsake the field that

own

aptists

century, and let the

ha e

sa 'letus

one

lCcii .

saciitice the kibors and influence

folds the results of I for

C

the

"

ley-Coke- sbury- c endree College continued merican colleges for another year. on the list of rom this time

succeeding complimented, but

with each was

to

lowhard

r.

say.

sentence.

The

on

arose

in

eloquence

The Conference

what it would be hard

resident and

aculty

were

lauded,

rom the re erbera college magnified. ting peroration we are only able to gather some fugiti e sentences that fell thick and fast upon each other bringing out rounds of applause from s well as can be recalled they the Conference. The eyes of This nineteenth century" were

and the

'

the world

ďż˝

are

upon

ley- Coke- sbury-

us

"

in this matter"

c endree

ďż˝

Collegiate

"

es Insti-


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TCH

tute"ďż˝"

ally"ďż˝" pward nparalleled prosperity."

"

r.

lowhard

down

sat

S.

"-

enith," and

"

this last

uttering

on

wiping his face, and in the midst of number of the brethren thundering applause. shook hands with him and congratulated him. The bishop added a few words saying that It sentence

"

is well for that

us

who

ethodism

was

here college." assumed a dignified look,

born in

upon the Conference

and

se eral

taken for

the

of

ethodists to remember

are

professors

a

preachers of

ha e been

could

Sanskrit,

not to

mention

languages of only one or two thousand years of age. The bishop also said that the twenty acres deeded to us is a gift of trust, and we cannot afford to ignore the character of the con eyance. It has been gi en us for a certain purpose, and we must "

not

be recreant to the trust."

This brief from the

speech

bishop

bradded the nail

had been dri en

cries of was

"

with other similar remarks

by

to

lowhard

r.

uestion "

so

"

speak,

and

uestion "

taken, the report adopted by

an

so

the

that

with ote

o erwhelm

ing ma ority, and men drew their breath as peo ple do when a great danger has been a erted. That day the e ents and occurrences of the col-


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debate

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the

the

homes.

erbal contest

they got The

citi ens

of

the

speeches of that preachers who mingled in

nd

day.

did not

nd

a

about the great

still talk

wonderful

Gi .

the theme ot con ersation in

were

hundred different town

C

still

things

sa

regret

to

this hour

that

that occurred to them after

home.

following

r.

year

idency and returned to the

resigned the pres pastorate, saying that

ise

uncombe did not agree with him, and

the air of

uncombe did not agree with

that the water of

his wife.

by the board of col t the ne t Con lege trustees to take his place. ference he made his maiden presidential speech, in which he was heard with great emphasis to say r. Soft

was

then elected

rally to the esleyendree Collegiate Institute the words "unparalleled pros

that "the Conference must

Coke

-

sbury

-

c

and concluded with

' '

perity." t the close of

shuffling construed

his

speech

there

was

a

great

of feet among the brethren, which

by

some to

the Conference

to

the

sign college.

be

a

of the

was

rallying

of


CH

ni.

T T

H

was a

lo ely girl

rich dark brown

of

was

.

eighteen.

coiled in

a

Her hair

a

Grecian knot

finely shaped head. Her eyes dark in the day became perfectly black at night through a remarkable e pansion of the pupil. Her nd when she first appeared figure was perfect. in many said that no fairer girl had e er at

the back of

a

been there before. It

was a

other and

wonder to many that

turning

away from

eligible suitors, she ga e her hand Southern youth of twenty-one, who

more

and heart to

a

like many others had been left without

through fter band

the a

was

tered the

instrumentality

of the

penny

war.

few years of wedded life the young hus con erted to God, and

ministry.

The

soon

hardships

gladly

after

en

that followed

could not well be mentioned here. wife

a

ut the young

entered upon the difficult field with her

husband, and endured pri ations and toil such she had

ne er

She had the

as

known before. most

unbounded

hope

and faith in


T

.

the future of the young husband not a murmur

the years of

se ere

e

er

fell from her

trial in which he

was

lips during struggling

was

public recognition. Her deft and taste fingers made the humble-looking home like a

upward ful

that

and there

to

bower with trained

ines at the door and

window,

domestic ornaments inside, cushioned barrel chairs,

swinging

flower pots, and wooden shel es trans

things

formed into paper.

of

The wheel of

di

' rapidit ',

beauty by scalloped tissue her sewing machine flew

with

a

o

the lo ed task that

er

meager larder and

as

the beautiful form bent

supplement purchase theological books was

to

the for

her husband.

gradually but steadily with him, but he marked with pain that the toil of these years was manifestly telling upon her. The figure was as perfect, the comple ion as white and pink like, the profile as striking, the smile as capti ating ut there were days when she seemed as e er. to go down with attacks that seemed to pu le the physicians of the small town where they li ed. romotion

came

She would emerge from her bedroom after

days, saying was

that she

was

all

right again,

noticeable that these attacks

lasted

longer.

The step

by

and

came

a

few

but it

oftener and

by began

to

lose


ip

ST

spring, the form day in speaking to

its

S

some

young wife burst into

bring

one

parlor

the

friend in the

tears

and said she could not

herself to tell her husband of the almost

bearable n

a

upward

pain

she

to

enduring. preacher was swept appointment in his Conference.

was

the first

was rnore

not

conceal it.

the

proud

fond

gratified

She could

than he.

nd when he met her eyes he

lo ing

saw

look that seemed to say

I knew it would be so."

They

had

barely

entered upon their

when the last of those

night

one

after

strange attacks

midnight hearing

new

charge

came

sternation were

found

her

hastily summoned,

labored with her.

day they

and with gra e faces

would

ne er

ith tunate

a

they

In the" afternoon of the ne t

called the husband into the

was

con

h sicians

unconscious.

tidings no hope " that be roused again.

of them broke the

"there

and

her moan, the

husband turned to look upon her and to his

one

un

certain year the young

The wife

"

S.

of its roundness, and

lady

a

TCH

to

parlor

and

the husband that

the

gentle

sufferer

cry that went to e ery heart the unfor

man

threw up his hands and fell upon the

floor.

Hours afterwards it

was

pathetic

to see

him bend-


T

ing

o

er

I I

.

the unconscious form and ca ing in

upon her who before this had always

brightest of

with

things

tiful

many

a

responded

smiles to his lightest utterance.

s he took her bered how those

ain

limp

hand in his own, he

fingers

had done

remem

thousand beau

a

for him, and how her feet had taken

step for his comfort.

time she had

met

He recalled the first

him at the door, upon the

their

marriage.

ness

errand in the town and

he laid his hand

He had returned from

on

was

thus

day

some

of

busi

greeted

as

How beauti

the door knob.

ful she looked that day in her soft lawn dress with a

daint ' bow of ribbon in her hair.

always opened

time she

home to him whether he

early

late.

or

the front door of their came

bright

How

rom that

home and how he wished

by day

she

now

or

night,

had made

or

that

he had told her

completely she had filled his life. Thought was ery busy as he knelt by her side looking at the unconscious face. He remembered oftener how

the hours in which he studied while she sat

mending

was

buried in his books and

silently

little garments and

that made

a

great pile in the

near,

needle in hand

darning little socks basket by her side.

ould that he had li ed less with dead authors, and

spoken

oftener with her of the

flying

needle.


ST

ne

S

TCH

S.

kept coming up. The year before work he had trudged a great deal on

scene

on a

certain

foot

through

streets

of town and

country lanes look

ne ing up cold and strayed-away parishioners. e ening about the hour of sunset he as passing the parsonage, and glancing in saw her in a rock ing-chair on the erandah with that same busy needle. He stopped near his gate and unobsen.-ed himself watched her. the Grecian knot was

was a

an

bent

was

atmosphere

The handsome head with o

er

the

sewing.

There

of loneliness about her that

indescribably pathetic.

The man's heart felt

sudden pang, and he said to himself

"Here I

isiting e ery man's wife e cept I am acting as if e ery woman needed my own. spiritual sympathy and help but m own wife." mist dashed into his eye as he spoke aloud to am

her from the gate, ould you like for

"

me

to come

in and sit with

you " She

quickly looked

happy

smile and said, I would be

"

He not

came

see

so

up from

for

with

a

bright

glad."

in and sat down

clearly

sewing

some

huskiness in it that did

near

her, but he could

time, and his

not at

once

oice had

clear away.

a


T

It all name a

the bedside

last farewell.

were

not

heard.

as one

speaks

ut the words She

ne

er

on

the

lips,

a

of

endearment

as

again.

the last breath

gleam came upon perfectly hea enly, and

sudden

her face, and

a

smile

that remained

e

en

degree,

impressed

that it

uttering

who is

answered him

ut in the moment of death,

fluttered

I

back to him now, and he called her

came

at

.

so

after death in such

a

marked

e ery obser er.

city papers the ne t morning deplored the untimely end of the young wife and mother who was Her sun lying still and white in the parlor, had gone down at noon," they quoted. They also e plained to the public the cause of her death, gi ing it some high-sounding name as unusual as it was mystifying. The young husband knew bet He remembered the flying wheel of the sew ter. ing machine, the meager and unnourishing fare The

'

for years of their table while he

pel the

struggled upward. color had gradually left

and

preached

the gos

He remembered how her

cheek, the buoy

ancy had gone from her step, and

strength had at length failed. He knew with a bitter feeling in his heart that the technical term gi en by the phy sician and reported by the papers as the cause of the early death, needed a commentary or glossary


ST

S

that he could furnish tion

was

a

life of

TCH

S.

and that the real

hardship

to

e plana

which she had been

unaccustomed, and the lack of food that makes blood and restores wasted tissue.

the words, he drew "She died

a

pen

o

er

So,

as

he read

them and wrote

martyr."

a

The young wife and mother

was

buried in the

morning. The funeral scene at the gra e was peculiarly pathetic from the silence. The oice of the officiating minister was heard breaking the stillness with the words "

gi e up their dead, of those who sleep in him shall be made like unto his own glorious

The earth and the

and the bodies

changed body." Then husband

and

sea

shall

the fall of the first clods, and the

came

sitting

in

a

crouched down in

a

carriage hidden from iew, corner feeling that a pall of on e erything.

darkness had settled

great bunch of white gra e

ust

lay

white and beautiful

as

beneath

o

er

them

thrown back

lonely

gra e

roses

the heart of the young as

by on

the the

laid

berea ed

the

on

woman

the flowers si

under the sod.

the fresh-made

was

who feet

The last glance man

showed the

hillside, the flowers tying

ridge

and

a

on

group of cedar trees


T

Standing by ful picture. Is there turn from

like

an

.

emerald f rame for the

anything

sadder

the cemetery

on

peace

earth than the

re

light and sunshine has been buried. The effort of kindly hands to make the return less dreary by changing the furniture, ha ing fires bla ing on the hearth and lights twinkling in the different rooms, and then meeting you kindly at the door, is sweet to the heart and appreciated. ut all fail to keep back the lonely feeling, the desolation that sweeps o

er

grief

a

home whose

the spot, and the inward as one

enters

She who had years, with not

to

ne

warm

or

outward burst of

the door of the desolate home. er

failed to open the door for

lo ing

smile and

greeting

was

there.

The berea ed

man

choking feeling

with stifled

went out of the house

and sat

and looked at the empty back

on

the back steps

yard

whose

empti

His actually horse whinnied plainti ely from the stable lot, and he felt like going out and putting his face on the neck of the faithful animal and crying out with a estless he changed his seat, and great cry. walked about as one missing something. That night was a wakeful one to the lonely man. ness

and silence

smote

the heart.


ST

S

TCH

He had his four children

placed

side in

lay

ing a

large slightest

one

their

bed, and

S.

to

on

mo ement and

sleep

side

edge saying often the

by

watch

with

groan,

God ha e mercy

"

quietly

How

and

on

my motherless children."

happily they slept,

of the fearful loss that had

come

all

ignorant

upon them.

father looked at the cheeks flushed with

gentle breathing,

marked the

resting

upon the co erlet

cheek, and the awful own

or

sense

health,

dimpled

the

snugged

The

hand

up to the

of their loss and his

would roll afresh upon him and he would

moan

out in the

night.

s he walked the ne t room

to

breakfast, the little

fore him two

on

Hastily bidding to

ones

into the were

dining

there be

each side, but at the head of the

table where she used to sit

attend

morning

was an

empty chair.

the ser ant watch

their wants, the

man

with

o

er

an

them and awful op

lungs, and all but gasping left the house and staggered out on the street. Homes bright, cheery, with sunshine on galler His own and yard were on each side of him. seemed to ha e an gyptian blackness resting for a lonely place in the forest where upon it. he could fling himself down and cry out until the pression

on

heart and


T

agony that hke leaden bands for

a

kindly

He almost

ran

oice,

along

was

pressing

gi e way. a lo ing face.

his heart would snap and

pathy,

I

.

the street

about

for s ^ni-

his face

was

suffering and loss of sleep. ery one who passed him, know ing his berea ement hea ed a sigh at the man's face, but being tied up by social customs did not speak. Hardly knowing wh ' he did so, the sorrowing man ascended a long flight of steps that led from white and eyes hollow from mental

the pa ement to the upper home owned

by

one

erandah of

a

beautiful

of the members of his

con

hardly reali ed that he had rung the bell when it was noiselessly opened by a ser -ant who led him through the hall into the din cheery fire crackled on the hearth ing room. and the table was spread. The gentleman and his

gregation.

He

had

wife, the only occupants of the room, were about sitting down to the morning meal, when the ghast

ly-faced preacher was announced and walked in. The lady mo ed swiftly to meet him with the tears falling upon her cheeks. The preacher looked at her a moment with that drawn look of pain in his face

'

ar^d said, Sister

my home is desolate

I

am


^ a

ST

broken-hearted

I ha e

man

nd the blessed be his with

I

of

woman

God, old enough

if he had been her

as

from own

her

I will be

a

mother to

eyes

son, and as

she put his head upon her shoulder said "

ďż˝

you."

How he wept upon that faithful shoulder the flood gates

were

to

moment's pause, and

a

fairly streaming

tears

kissed him

S.

I don't know where to go I

mother, without

the

TCH

you."

to

come

S

literally

torn

how

open and the bur

dened, tortured heart found teraporar ' relief in

scalding tears whole body. hat

ating

and

sobs

breakfast it

a

was

not

was,

thought of,

down and

girded

The

herself had lost

lady

that

shook

or more

the

trul -,

man's

was

and the Sa iour

himself and ministered

precious

unto

came

them.

members of her

household, and could feel for her pastor.

spoke was

of hea en and the resurrection.

softened and

of flame.

The

and of the

He

His tone

gentle, but the influence was one skies opened o er the breakfast

table and the head of the household ness

not.

a man

of busi

world, swallowed with difflcult

the few morsels he ate, while his tears fell into the cup It

o

er

was

which he bent to hide his emotion. a

week before the berea ed

man

could


T

summon

ernoon

up

strength

isit the cemetery.

to

he dro e out witli the four little The cemetery

oung mother's gra e. the cit

ley

I

.

a

mile

beautiful

on a

whose sides

slope

in

ones

to

the

lay be 'ond

a

al

broad

parallel

made of two

were

ne att-

hills

ar away at lofty. one end of the alley could be caught a glimpse is of the distant town and the broad and yellow sissippi and at the other end, still more distant, was a perspecti e of blue sky and white clouds that

were

long,

alley

closing up the hea enly gate. low

murmured

ri er.

in that direction

brook with

its bank,

on

and

green,

and

along golden

two

down the

sunshine

bridges,

ale to the

seemed

sleep

to

gra e-dotted slope tionless white pillars and whispering cedars pines. It was a Sleepy Hollow indeed. amma's gra The gra e that they called co ered with its

upon the

"

at

in

an

upper remote

the foot of

manding Here

a

on

a

corner

of the

and

ground

the

man

e

"

cemetery,

cedar-crowned bluff and

wide prospect of the beautiful the

mo

"

"

was

a

occasional wil

spanned by

its way

The

an

with

as

com

alley.

flung himself,

near

the gra e, while the children with gra e eyes and silent

lips grouped

little the children's

themsel es sorrow

was

near.

ut after

a

o er, and the two


ST

youngest, aged

ly

about

two

their

S

TCH

and four

mother's

S.

began playing quiet

gra e.

s

the

father

watched them and listened to their innocent prat

tle, and thought of the faithful heart si

feet be

low them in the dark and cold, who could not or

know that

lo ing her

they

were

all there

another storm of

thinking

sorrow

see

of and

swept

o

er

him, and he buried his face in his hands that the children

Hqw

might

e ery

bered.

not

his

see

moment

grief.

of that afternoon is

The eye took in the

remem

quiet sleeping place

of the dead below them, and followed the broad sweep of the

The soft tant

coo

alley disappearing in the distance. of a do e came floating from a dis

tree, while farther a

ay still

was

wafted to

them

through the still afternoon the oice of some one ater he heard dri ing cattle in the field. the far-away whistle of a steamboat on the ri er. How faint it was, and plainti e. It seemed to sorrow

with him.

if he could take passage

on

it, and sail away from the heartache and loneli ness.

if he could go to the end of the

alley were piled up against the of them as on a hinge and

where the white clouds

hori on, and

turn one

raise up the curtain of blue and get away from a world that seemed now^ so utterly empty and lonely.


T

I

.

How wondrous is it that tlie absence of person

feeling

can

bring

such

solitary

a

and desertlike

and appearance to the whole world

ate in the afternoon to

the sacred and

they had precious spot.

to

It

lea e her all alone out there in the who had made home

so

bright

be left in the dark under

among strangers.

sighing the a

The

the

say

farewell

was

hard to

night,

She

and beautiful, to stars, and

thought

of

the

lying winds

about her, the autumn lea es

snow

drifting

great pang ith

one

a

upon her

falling, and resting place, brought

to the heart.

tearful and tender look, he turned away

lonely

sunlight had left the alley and was now far up the lofty slopes and near the summit. The shadows were filling the alley and creeping up the hillsides as if after the little later came out a sunset blush at sunlight. the end of the alley toward the town, the e en ing star gleamed white like an angel's hand o er them, and listening to the church bells chiming softly in the distance they dro e silently back to the world back to the city of the troubled li ing, from the city of the peaceful dead. any days ha e passed since that afternoon. The promotion of the preacher went on stead-

from the

ďż˝

gra e.

The


202

ily,

PASTORAL

and

SKETCHES.

busy Hfe has been thrown in the midst of the large cities of the land. But from their noisy streets his mind recalls the past, and his heart travels back again to the lonely He sees the sunlit valley grave on the hillside. with the gleaming river and distant spires at one end, and the white clouds and blue sky at the other. Engirdled with cedar trees he .sees the lonely grave, with a small cluster of white and pink shells, and a rosebush at the foot shaking out fragrance and blossoms upon the gentle mound, and there comes a great longing to lie down by her side and be at rest. his

A marble slab

shines

now

at

the head of the

With the erection of the tablet

grave.

question

came

the

what shall be inscribed upon it.

Truth wanted to write

"Here lies

a

martyr,"

and that would

have

been true indeed.

Love said put the sentence, "

The wife of

grave the

sun

my

youth

My

Faith

in

of my life has set."

Sorrow asked for the "

is here, and

inscription

heart is buried here."

urged

single again."

that the

"We shall meet

line be carved,

her


A

But

ustice

at

last

.MART

20

R.

prevailed

and

taking

up the

mallet and chisel went to work and cut into the slab

a verse

taken from the Word of

seemed to have been written for

ust

od, which such

as

the

pale faced sleeper Well done thou into the

oy

good and faithful of

thy

Lord."

servant

enter


CHAPTER .

HE

handsome young wife with

a

telltale blush

whispered something to her husband at ten o clock one night. He was engaged in his Study when her hand was laid lightly upon his shoulder. Arousing himself from his book reveries, he felt the gentle ouch and caught the whispered words as

in

a

n

a

dream. few minutes

the darkness for

he

more

physician

was

and

speeding through

membered the troubled look and wife

while

through

he

hastened

after

re

of his

block

the silent streets, the recollection would

spur him afresh and he would to

whisper

block

on

As he

nurse.

change

the fast walk

a run.

An hour afterwards the band

were

in the sick

physician, nurse and hus

room

looking solicitously

upon the young wife, whose fine head with

knot of dark brown hair

snow white

up

the

pillow.

n another hour

20

lay propped

heavy on

a

fifth life

was

added to the


.

physician

group, and the father, over

and

nurse

hung

the beautiful child with interest and tender

enveloped

The httle fellow

ness.

and whitest of

by

20

goods

in the

then laid for

was

the side of the young mother.

face had become white

moment

The flushed

marble, and the long

as

eyelashes drooped wearily

a

softest

upon the cheek.

The

said,

nurse

Look and

see

what

and the handsome head

a

was

fine

boy

you have "

turned, the dark eyes

light fell upon the babe at her side, and with a fleeting tender smile the mother od bless my precious child," said, And so this was the way that uy came into the

full of

a warm

love

"

world.

beginning every one loved him. There was something about him even in babyhood that drew people strangely to him, and that peculiar influence was reali ed all through his short life. old ways," and above all loving ways He had From the

"

that made him many friends in his earliest child These old and

hood. He had

as a

rule

a

loving

a

And there

never

serious face, that

with such sweetness that him.

ways

was

one

in his

was

left him.

tempered

loved to look upon

brown gray

eyes such

look of innocence, frankness and confidence irt


2o

every

PASTORAL SKETCHES. one

that the heart

was

speedily

drawn out

and knit to him. Far back in his first years arms

of his

nurse

The little Scotch

prepared

we

for

plaid dress,

recall him in the an

evening

walk.

and cap with feather,

long brown curls falling on his shoulders, and the big innocent eyes taking us all in, and the rosy mouth put up for a good bye kiss, is a mental pic ture that time has not been able to destroy. Later on in a Southern city the curls were taken off, and he was promoted to boy s apparel. But the gentle loving spirit never changed, and he went on making friends. He soon struck up ac quaintance with the policeman, milkman, ice man, and many other characters who belong to a city. t was remarkable how all took to him and listened to his prattle, as mounted on the seat of car or wagon, or perched on fence or tarrying on the

the pavement he both asked and answered ques tions. A number of his cute

bered and

repeated

in

sayings are the family.

still

remem

We mention

one.

His mother called

a

one

day

"well" in the

once, but after

an

forbade him to

what he

He discontinued at

yard.

hour put in

dig

a

plea

that he

might


20

.

be allowed to do he asked

again,

f you ask

About

t

so.

was

again

me

will

by

the side of his mother

on

his harmonica.

he

stopped "

on

when his mother said

hour afterwards

an

Later

relused.

After

punish vou." uy appeared

close

playing very plaintively a few melancholy strains

and said

Mamma, do you hear what the harp savs " uv.

o

Well it says, in the back

What does it sav

do not.

please

let little

uy dig

"

that well

yard."

The mother bowed her head conceal the smile that would

making

adroit way of

tongue dare

not

and

her

come

up

sewing over

to

the

instrument do what his

an so

over

while

risking

one

more

pleasure, he could not be ustice punished for disobedience, inas

effort for the coveted in strict much

as

it

was

made the third

the harmonica and not himself that

plea.

After this he used the harmonica

e tensively

to

get his requests granted.

uy

was

ust

four years of age when his young

already been de When the fu scribed in the preceding chapter. neral was over, and twilight settled upon the city, mother died.

That death

has

the father took the little fellow in his

arms

and


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starlight before his innocent prattle of the child

walked up and down in the

desolate home.

The

about his mother

brought

a

strange

While the child talked he

lief.

at the stars, and

kept glancing

Papa can see od s looking down at us."

ness

as

to

we

up

eyes and mamma s eyes

From this time there seemed to be

older

re

finally said,

"

spirituality

of

measure

in the

boy,

a

growing

and his remarks became

say, and his heart

was

full of kind

all.

family moved to ew Orleans, but uy soon had a large circle of acquaintances, admirers and friends, who took the deepest interest in him, n the and recall to this day some of his sayings. large kindergarten school where he attended, prin cipal, teachers and scholars all alike felt and yield ed to the characteristic beauty of the child. The

At home if any

one

gave up in

a

dispute, it was always uy. an e pected thing on his part.

ence or came

taught him and

childish differ

give

as

a

finally

t

be

t had been

lesson to be "a little Christian

served how his sister took in him, he said to her very

ow suppose you be

a

One

day advantage of firmly

up to your sister."

as

he ob

this

spirit

little Christian some."


.

20

One

Sunday afternoon we missed him for fully an hour. ust back of the house was a large un built grass covered square, on which the oung men gathered on the Sabbath and desecrated the day with games of baseball. Their loud cries and shouts could be plainly heard the day we speak of, and we began to fear the influence of it all upon the children, when uy came walking in. "Well uy, we said, where have you been so long Looking steadily at us he said have been sitting for an hour on the fence en oying the evening bree e." There was a pause of a couple of moments and his tender conscience and looking at the boys play made him add, "

"

"

ball." Another pause. "And

thinking

all the time how wicked it

was

"

being read to by his father at night, and would with drooping lashes sit up late waiting for his return that he might have the coveted chapter. One of his favorite volumes was He

was

"Scottish

very fond of

Chiefs," and his heart became fre

quently full, and his eyes overflowed as we pro gressed in the melancholy career of Sir Wflliam Wallace.


2 O

PASTORAL

SKETCHES.

n illustration of his tender heart,

afternoon he

one

This

school.

was

was

quite

late in

recall that

we

returning

unusual with him that

so

from con

family as first one hour and then another rolled by and no little boy with school satchel appeared. Finally the uy flushed e cited and with gate clicked, and big tears in his eyes and many more in his voice, narrated quite brokenly the history of the after noon, which was strangely corroborated months after uy s death, and ust as he gave it. siderable uneasiness

was

felt

He said "A poor old blind

the

man

met

home.

He told

near

me

that he lived awa

the river, and asked

me

him home.

told him ves, to take

lean

And O he leaned

lived

me

the

on

and said that he did not know how to get

street

city

by

on so

had

me.

But

far from here such trouble

in

so

across

would mv

the

lead

hand and

hard

and he

took him home and

finding

back,"

my way

and two great tears rolled down the face of the

child, land the voice unsteady all along broke down and could carry the narrative Months after this that afternoon

ily

as we

episode

met

no

farther.

said, the blind a

man

member of the fam

and told him that sometimes he became

fused in his mind when

on

of

the street, and

con

on a cer


.

tain afternoon him miles

hovel.

a

across

little the

boy at his request had led city to his home, or rather

How the blind

little

boy

near

his feet

2

man

felt when told that the

him home that

day was now dead, the writer does not know he only knows that the father s heart melted, and a certain scrip ture took upon itself a new and tender meaning from that hour, He being dead yet speaketh." uy loved to be with his father and while, the pen of the preacher flew at his desk, for hours the child would be silenth employed near his side, or who

helped

on

the floor.

prior to the fearful death the preacher was writing in his study, until the shadows of the sunset hour began to fill the room. uy had stolen noiselessly out. The father thought he heard his voice in the and so going in softly at the door he saw church the little fellow sitting in the front pew near the pulpit, with a hymn book in his hand singing. The church was filled with shadows, but the boy One

evening a of the boy,

seemed

to

have

no

few weeks

fear

or

uneasiness.

He

was

in

singing his favorite in " ospel Hymns," called Hiding in Thee." t seemed so strange and weird to see a boy of eight years thus employed and using such words his

"

Father s house."

He

was "


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PASTORAL

O safe to the Rock that is

My

soul in its

So sinful

so

sorrows

Ages,

Other lads of his age

shouting

than

,

weary, thine, thine would

Thou blest Rock of

and

higher

and conflicts would

were

hiding

m

even

fly

be

in Thee.

then

romping

in the street, while he sang alone in

the dark church Thou blest Rock of m

t

was

hiding

Ages

in Thee.

the swan s death song with him.

watching the little figure in the shadows and listening to the plaintive song, and then crept noiselessly away. But to this day there is no hymn that so moves him as the one sung by the lonely child in the shadowy To this day the song brings back the church. The father stood

some

moments

child, and the child the song. Hiding

in Thee

Hiding

in Thee

Thou blest Rock of m

One foot.

damp

thing

day uy othing

hiding

climate of the to

receive

slight accident to his But in the thought of it. ulf Coast it is a perilous

met with was

a

Ages

in Thee.

wound

a

or

cut

on

special attention to it. nights afterward the little

hand

or

foot,

and not pay

A few

fellow walked


2

.

difficulty

with such

from the prayer

his father took him in his The ne t

home.

and

not eat

day

and carried him

complained

pallid face and said that uy has lock aw

afraid

long

family

was

in behalf of the child

run

came

a

The father in another minute second

that he could

older member of the

an

to the father with am

he

arms

that

meeting,

"

making one

at

a

his

birth, the other in connection with his death. There

was

ping not appeared

time to wait for

sped to speak

He

else.

And

no

as

to

yet with

winged along to people, nor to

or

anything

the street stop

if

t

them. a

cars

deadly

was

a

think how he

ten block

flight

calmness that ama ed him

he stood before the doctor and told him of the

The

reph

of the

"He is gone

physician there is

case.

was

no

hope."

staggered under the words as if a bullet had pierced his heart. A hat happened in the ne t ten days was like an awful nightmare. The physician bade the father return at once, The father

and told him what vulsions would

to

begin

do

con

in the ne t hour, and would

increase unto the end.

filled.

informed him that

t

was

all

fearfully

ful


PASTORAL SKETCHES.

The father laid the upon the bed

ohnlike,

yes Christlike

boy

administered medicine and talked

and read to him with

breaking heart. He was reading a story of schoolboy life in which the principal character was a noble lad, thinking to divert his mind and give him some pleasure. n one of the chapters there was a vivid description of how the bully" of the school was surrounded by the boys and was getting a well merited thrash ing when a sob from the bed revealed uy in a

"

tears, and he said "

Papa

He the

don t read that."

loving

little fellow, and

nearing

of love, could not bear to hear of

being

the little form

and the

tetanus

issuing

the

was

there

there waves

t

bad

boy

predicted,

and

even

was

as

straining from his

as

we

see

moan

so

lips.

a

sea

one

in

in

cases

of

peculiar

to

n ten minutes

And then

another.

of the

after

on

another convulsion.

was

was

came

curved

was

meningitis,

utes

heaven

ill used and hurt.

The first convulsion

more

a

n five min

they

came

like

frequency.

of these that he said with

a

strange intuition of coming death, "

Papa

thought

t would be hard

was

to

going

to

describe the

be

a

preacher."

melancholy

ac


cent in

simple

these

Here

words.

a

was

eliild of

eight ears wrestling with a problem ot the divine providence on his deathbed wdiile his father was struggling with another by his side. He could not He kept endure to tell the child that he was dying. hoping against hope. and yet despairing at the same

The

time.

do in the

wav

he could bring himself to

utmost

of warning,

by the bedside and with boy who was already to

to

w as

his

lips

get

near

e ten

some

his knees

on

the

ear

of the

under the in

fluence of narcotics sa ,

uy

my

repeat after papa."

darling boy

When we ve been there ten thousand years

Bright shining We ve

no

Than when

He did

so

gently difficulty

with

and

was

first

sun

od s

sing

as

it

a

kinder

who attended upon the

skillful

Through ten days. Once

was

slow was

as

he

was

physician sick boy.

than the

and

faithful.

kind

his skill the child s life

on

repeated

pain.

never was

as

praise

begun.

him, although the response

to

one

we

the to

line after line

ly and

There

as

days

less

the ninth

day

was

And he

prolonged

when the breath seemed

him gone, the doctor resuscitated

by manipulating


2l

PASTORAL

SKETCHES.

his chest with his hands,

of life rolled

on

so

that the t

another day.

weary

was

wheels

nine o clock

, that the fa morning of August 0, ther hanging oyer the now unconscious boy saw again that ominous failure of breath. Remember ing how the physician had done, he with streaming tears pressed the breast and chest in and out, and on

the

the breath

saw

only for

a

once

more

restored.

again

few minutes

But it

came

was

the breath

failure, again the father with a cry of agony worked with the precious form, and blew breath into the open

but it

lips

was

had ceased to beat, the and

a

all in yain

spirit

the heart

od,

had gone to

child life pure and beautiful

was

translated

from earth to heaven. id the reader loved one,

on

ever

boat

go alone with the

or

car

to

some

body

of

a

distant burial

night in the train ,the father traveled with head leaning against the window looking at the distant stars and thinking of the precious silent form in the dark coffin in the bag All

place

gage

car

that

ahead.

city cemetery at icksburg by the side of his mother. The lonely grave of the latter has now a companion mound by its side. He

was

buried in the

The little fellow who four

years

before had

so un


conscious of his loss mother, had

life. dren

soon

played

bv the guive of his

grown weary of tlie

ourney

of

He heard the Saviour who loves little chil

calling him,

and

so came

beside his mother under the

sleep together trees and

side

waiting

beneath

they cedar

in the midst of the broad sunlit

valley

at

There

gentle

and the

There

sod.

the

with the river other.

by side,

back and lay down

for the

od. "

one

they

end and the clouds at the

are,

the

lovely

young mother

boy whom every one loved, coming and the voice of the Son of little

He tasted of the cup of life Too bitter twas to drain He put it

meekly

And went to

from his

lips

sleep again."

On the marble slab at the head of

uy s

grave

is his name, with time of birth and death, and

descriptive

a

of the brief but beauti

Scripture

verse

ful life.

"He grew in wisdom and stature, and

in favor with

od and man."

His little trunk still sits in the

room

of his father

flight of ten years. t has within it his kindergarten books and a few playthings, togeth after the

er

with the clothes cap and shoes he last

Also

a

fifty small coins in one by one to assist

purse with

father gave him

wore.

it which his him to take


2l

PASTORAL

the

fifty

all

proved

nauseous

of

SKETCHES.

draughts

counted the

money,

kindergarten

work

folded

are

The trunk that holds

rarely opened unsealing a sepulcher.

playthings

to

sweeps like

a

for to

this hour the

same

one

heart

And when it is the books and

rest upon

storm over

loving

the

over

these treasures is

unlocked, and the eyes

that

did the beautiful

that

and

heart that has grown still. it is like

hands

The little

avail.

no

of medicine, that after

mortal

anguish

the breast of the father

the face is buried in the little garments, and

as

the

heartbroken

same

wrenched forth

on

the

ascends

cry

morning

that

of that

was

day

of

death. What this pen finds hard to describe has been

powerfully

and

pathetically

less poet of the children, in

ing

poems he

ever

drawn one

by

that match

of the most touch

wrote.

Little Boy Blue. The little But

toy dog

sturdy

And the little

is covered with

toy

soldier is red with rust,

And his musket molds in his Time

was

when the little

And the soldier And that

was

dust,

and stanch he stands

was

hands,

toy dog

was new

passing fair,

the time when

our

little

Kissed them and put them there.

Boy

Blue


.

ow don t

"

And don t So

toddling

ou

go till

vou

make

is

he

Awakened

pretty toys.

our

are

little

an

faithful to little

Each in the

Awaiting And

same

Boy Blue,

Boy

old

the touch of

The smile of

angel song

many, the years

But the little toy friends

Aye,

he said

noise

an

dreaming

was

O the years

come

off to his trundle bed

He dreamt of the And

2 "

a

are

Blue

are

long

true.

they stand.

place,

a

little hand,

little face.

they wonder,

as

waiting

these

long

years

through

n the dust of that little chair, What has become of

our

little

Boy

Blue

Since he kissed them and put them there.

Often the writer stops who

are

of the age of

with wet and wistful eyes

to

watch

boys

uy. as they fly

play

He follows them the kite, sail

tiny boat and laugh and shout in play. His own heart is very tender the

love and prayer for them all.

at

their merry and full of

But memory

keeps

boy traveling ing heart and gentle life, whose body is asleep the graveyard at icksburg, and whose soul back to the dear little

with the Saviour in the skies.

with the lov in

is


.

CHAPTER ACK.

L TTLE

ust

a HA

morning

concluded the

service

the St. Charles Avenue Church in

leans, and

was

descending

at

ew Or

the front steps of the

building, when my eyes fell upon a respectable looking white woman standing before me. She was evidently a nurse, and carried in her arms a baby of about four months of age. The child was dressed in pure white and strongly and strange ly attracted me from the first by a face of unusual sweetness and beauty. The woman handed me a note in female handwriting and signed by a name was unknown to me, in which requested to call as soon as possible at a certain number on a cer tain street This

was

that the writer

was

in great trouble.

the first time

saw

little

n the afternoon

which

by

rang the bell of the house to

had been directed

lady

the

woman

was

of the note, whom

of about

twenty eight

met at

the door

found to be

years of age and

markably handsome. nviting me into the parlor 220

ack.

a

re

she said that she


L TTL v

22

ACK.

had taken the hbertv to send lor use

Christian

mv

might

that

me

ministerial influence with

and

dissipating for weeks ad oining room recovering

her husband who had been and who

was

from mania

able

in

an

That he had been unmanage

pot it.

a

dangerous

and

glassware

now

he

that

had

broken

the

hurled knives and every other missile

imaginary beings misery could stand

that he could find at them and

daily

and she in

nothing

terror

and

She wanted

more.

me

go in and talk

to

and prav with him, and above all

she would a

not

live with him if he continued such

life.

Certainly mere a

him that

warn

this

stranger

man

was

was

no

Here

small request.

asked to go into and

had delirium tremens

a

room

was

a

where

throwing

that he could find at inoffensive peo

everything ple, and tell

him that

that he must

change

he

was

his life,

doing or

as

wrong and

eorgia

the

evangelist would say " uit his meanness." t is perfectly wonderful to note the confidence which has been inspired for the ministry in the people. They are sent They are felt to be e

physicians, policemen

for in every kind of trouble.

cellent

lawyers, fairly good

first class advisers, and in

a

word

good

for

most

efficient

everything.


222

PASTORAL

n

a

few minutes

ened chamber and corner,

on

which

lying.

man

The

dence in me, left view alone. that the

man

proached, out

SKETCHES.

found

more

myself

in

a

dark

approaching a bed in a remote could distinguish the form of a lady evidently havmg all confi me

to

hold the uncertain inter

became conscious rawing near was ga ing at me and as still ap

he sat up in bed and looked at

with

me

word.

a

E tending bless you

my dear sir,

unwell."

He

quite

was

taking his,

my hand and

replied

am

with

a

so

said

"

od

sorry to find you

thick tongue that he

sick."

Much of the interview has faded from my mind

saying but little and replying only in said that remains monosyllables. One thing clearly with me, and is so impressed on account of the curious effect that the speech e ercised Turning to him said upon the man. "My dear sir why is it that you go on in such a course of dissipation you have a lovely wife, a beautiful child, a sweet home everything to make

he however

you

a

contented man, and

cause

you to live

a

true

temperate noble life." The look he turned upon

and

impressed

me.

me

strangely

disturbed

t seemed to be the ga e of


L TTLE

22

ACK.

t was a look of voiceless trouble. He despair. never opened his lips. Kneeling down prayed with him, commended him and family to a loving Christ, and left. But the look haunted me and as recalled it again and again it seemed" to have

a

only partially understand. got the key to the language

language that t

weeks before

was

and

saw

ou do not know what

meant "

could

that the look are

ou

talking

about." Before

lea ang the house ack in the yard. She

saw

the

nurse

and

wheeling the bent over the cooing baby child in his carriage. with a voiceless pain and sympathy, was summoned to an A few days afterwards other interview with the lady, who reported that her husband was still drinking, and that she had little

resolved

on

a

course

of

was

action that she knew

would make her husband furious, yet it

succeed in

saving him

determined

to

might

and if it did not, she had

leave him.

After

a

few minutes

reflection she said "

ily

My

in

dition.

belongs to a very prominent fam ork. They ought to know his con ew They have great influence with him, and husband

to tell them

now

is all that

seems

to

be left

me.


22

PASTORAL SKETCHES.

So

have w ritten

send in your

band that you have The your

telegram

name as

n

help

after

was a

come

bids

,

at

once."

pastor of

a

sitting by

message."

the

"The wife of tell you he needs

me

To this

was

was

in another

sent

the side of Mr.

to

himself and

to

attached

ew Orleans Church.

.

little told him that his wife and

owed it

hus

bv and tell m

follows

as

consultation in reference

we

and after it has been

me,

hour the message

an

hour

read

wish you to

which

dispatched

lr.

nephew,

attention and

a

for

name

will you not kindlv

sent

my

telegram

a

and

had had

himself, and felt that

family

dispatch

to

to

them his condition. With "

a

quick

startled look he said

What did you say in the

n

reply

read

wife of your

a

copy of

nephew,

groan the

How little well

man

"

Mr.

that he needs attention and

deep

telegram the dispatch ,

help

at

bids

on

understood the groan that a

me

once."

fell upon his back

knew what it meant

"The say

With

a

the bed.

day

how

few days later.

paid no further attention to me and though Hngered some minutes he never opened his lips again, but lay like a stone with his eyes fi ed upon the ceiling. The

man


All this time

was

terested in little

child

to

early

a

a

growing

ack.

22

ACK.

L TTLE

Save

and

more

mv own,

never

take such strong week had

more

possession of elapsed since my

in

had

my heart. last

visit,

hungry to see him that could re sist it no longer. So one evening on returning from a pastoral round, determined to make a detour before returning home, and take in the home of little ack and see how things were get ting on. As approached in the twilight noticed that the house was dark. Opening the gate and passing through the yard knocked at the door. There was no answer. After knocking repeatedly when

to

no

hall.

felt

so

avail,

opened

the door and stood in the

The vhole house

was

still and

saken, with the e ception of at

in

appeared

for

gleam of light the end of the hall near the kitchen. Walking that direction, and looking through the kitchen

door hand

saw

the Scotch

stirring something

a

nurse

in

a

faint

with

vessel

a

taper in her

on a

gas stove.

At my step and voice she looked around with

startled ga e, which of relief "

as

she

knocked

saw a

was

quickly e changed

who it

a

to one

was.

number of

times,"

said in

e

planation. "

did not hear

you,"

she

rephed,

"

for

was


22

PASTORAL SKETCHES.

back here in the kitchen per

and

ready. He ll ready for it."

getting

be awake

Where is his mother "

one sir."

"

one

"

gone for

one where "

"Away "

a

little while

asked.

"

good."

She had better have said "

in

sup

e claimed.

"

es sir

now

baby s

the

"

one for bad."

said, looking my surprise.

up north somewhere."

ou do not

mean

to

say that she has left her

child " "

"

"

"

"

es sir."

id she say

nothing

o sir not

word."

coming

back

"

Where is the father, Mr. own town drunk, where he has been for

nearly

a

week without

leaned

old

a

about

nurse

against

coming

home. "

the wall and stood

looking

at

the

whose little taper in her left hand threw

gleam of light on her rugged but kindly face. ust then there was a sharp peal of thunder and a dash of rain against the window. Whereupon the nurse taking up the corner of her apron wiped her eyes and indulged for a few moments in a de liverance of self pity. a


" ust

think that here

to

22

ACK.

L TTLE

am

a

lone

woman, a

stranger in this country, and left here in this big empt house with this wee child, and with no money and but little

provisions,

awful weather that

have been

last few

days."

we

Here there

was

and irr all this

having

another thunder

crash that made the tin and iron vessels

rattle, and

fretting

we

heard the voice of little

partly crying, evidentl by the noise from his sleep.

and

awakened

We went into the the

sight

room

supper, he

was

soon

on

the wall

ack partly having been

lying. lighted lamp and

where he

of the nurse, the

for these

was

At

his

in fine humor, and with his

clutching the milk bottle swallowed its contents with hearty appetite, while his eyes rested first on the nurse and then on myself, stop ping occasionally to give a crow, or make that googly sound in his throat that cannot be spelled but means perfect animal content. He was having a royal good time, while both of our hearts were aching over the forsaken child. Right then and there determined that although the father and mother had given him up, yet little dimpled

ack

hands

should

not

made

a

friend while

progressed with his some startling revelations

As the child nurse

lack for

lived.

supper, the to me.


22

PASTORAL

family

o you know the real trouble in this

"

she asked, o

"

"

SKETCHES.

glancing

at

me

where

sat.

do not."

"Well sir,

Seeing

they

are

not

married

my astonishment she continued

telegraphed

o you remember when you

"

Mr. "

family

s

in

how he fell back

"

telegram,

Well you

piece

his bed

"

rephed.

es,"

kind of

on

to

ork, and told him

ew

about it, and what you had said in the "

"

a man

nearly in his

killed him.

He is

life, but

keeping

was

of wickedness from his

devoted to him.

people

But when your

reckless

a

this last

who seemed

telegram saying

wife requested you to dispatch to them, the whole thing out." Why did the woman have me send telegram his

"

that let

such

a

"

"Well sir

compel turn

can t tell, unless she

hoped

it would

him to marry her at once, rather than

re

home and face his shame."

"When and where did he first

meet

her "

long pause. replied the nurse came to the World s E position on business. One night while standing in a drug store, this woman came in to asked after "

Mr. "

a

"

"


. TTLH

22

ACK.

buy something, and he was so struck witli her good looks, that he opened conversation, and walked home with her. They soon after rented this house and in about a year httle ack was born. t wa." then in answering an advertisement for a got first to know them."

nurse "

When did you find out all these

have told me "

told

Onlv me

things

you

asked.

"

lately.

if

Mrs.

call her so,

became

r.

herself after

can

so

miser

drinking so heavily." ow that little ack s mother is gone, and father drunk and neglectful of you both, what asked. you going to do " able, and got

to

"

don t know what to do sir

" turn.

could get work for

reckon, but what is

Reaching

over

nor

myself

the cradle

are

where to

after awhile

become of the

to

the

baby

shook the woman s

hand in farewell and said will stand

As was

by

you and little

walked home

busy revolving

the

what could be done. n the first

place

through

my

case.

A own

the

that year

was

my mind

How should

problem family consisted

grown persons and five children.

salary

ack." night, was

act

before

me.

of three

Besides this the

unusually small, being

entire


2 0

PASTORAL

SKETCHES.

ly inadequate to meet regular e penses, and yet here was proposing to introduce two additional Still graver than this members into my family. was the question, would the family consent to the addition of

"

a

child of shame

da S

For several

kept

"

to

their number.

the matter in my

own

lean taking counsel of none save od. time the only relief could obtain was in going up late in the evening to see little ack, and with the child in my arms, walk him up and down the gal lery, or rock him in the lonely house. heart

One day

laid the matter before the family.

All

e pressed deep sympathy as they heard the touch ing history, but when suggested that we bring little ack to our home, the answ er was that it was impracticable." have never liked the e pression from that day to this. That

evening

lonely

took another

walk with

the forsaken bairn. The ne t

evening

a

happy thought

would get my wife to

come

up and

in person.

So after sunset, she at

with

the

me

twilight no light dark.

to

and

solitary

as

on

a

in the house

We stood

at

home.

my

came see

to

me.

the child

request

came

We reached it

former occasion there

the whole

building

the side door and

at

was

looked

knocked,


L TTLE

and after awhile

2

ACK.

admitted hy the

were

nurse

who

pointed silently to the baby carriage in w hit h lit tle ack lav asleep. She then went out to prepare the supper.

My

wife and

sat on

the innocent and

at

never

looked

so

looking

either side

deeplv wronged

child.

He

picture of helplessness as he slept

prett , and

health and innocence and

down

was

the

ignorant of the shame and wrong done to him, and knowing not of the clouds that were gathering in his

own

short future.

e pression of my wife s preaching in his sleep to that

By

could

not

saw

her with

stooped

an

ack

was

effectiveness

do when awake.

began to stir minute opened his

his side and stretched his

doubtless

in the tender

face that little

and bv he

in another

at once

thought

it

was

in his slumber, and

eyes

arms

on

the

lady

at

toward her.

He

She at

once

his mother.

down and took him in her arms, and when

dimpled conquered.

the little fellow laid his knew that he had

hand

on

her cheek

nothing on our homeward trip through the dark, but ust before going to sleep that night, t e wife said "We will take little ack." The ne t morning by ten o clock the nurse and child were at our home as recogni ed members of We said


2 2

PASTORAL

SKETCHES.

family. The news gradually crept out and certain gentlemen meeting the writer would say with a smile, that they knew of several other chil desired them, etc., dren ready to be adopted if etc. And meanwhile they talked thus, and were the

amused at their

people

could smile

ack

Little

lived with

when troubles

began.

getting

about four months,

The mother could not be

tired of the

intended leaving. it

us

from, the father had vanished, and the

heard nurse

wondered how speeches, over such a pathetic histor .

own

Moreover

the

as

gave notice that she

With the slim income that

impossible

was

ob

to

pay what

summer

she

vear

demanded.

advanced the

salary

re

ceipts fell off so seriously that the cook had to be discharged. Still another trouble came in the seri ous illness of little ack. The child drooped and steadily grew worse in spite of our care and the attention of

family physician. those days over the

our

used to ache

who would stretch his came near

arms

ents

the

for

little sufferer, me

whenever

him.

n the midst of all this ment of

out

How my heart

nurse

came

the last

that she must leave.

announce

The par

she said had forsaken the child and would

never

remunerate

her for what she had done

or


might

2

ack.

littl

et do, and she intendetl she said

the ne t dav.

As

looked at

house, the alread

our own

lea

e

servantless

overburdened members ot the

famih , it seemed that evervthing poor little

to

cast olf

and the

"

against

was

the

strangely

man

who

came

to

lovety

home for for

loved him.

uncture

At this

some

and told them that there

one was a

saken and motherless children

near

family

m

b ,

with

airy

spotless beds, and perfect care and attention That in the present from nurses and ph sicians. distress it was the ver place for our sick waif. rooms,

When first told me, it

brought

a

stab

as

of

a

parting with the asylum, even though

knife to the heart, the idea of

placing

child and

him at

it should be of the ver facts

were

better

care

urged

Before Home

"

But the

best character.

that the child could have evefi

there than at

he recovered

an

could

our

bring

consenting

we

home, and that when

him back

visited the

again. "

Children s

and found true all that had been said

about its cleanness, homelikeness, and tenderness of matron and heart

nurses.

Even then with

consented and have

with bitter

pain

regretted

an

aching

that consent

and often with tears ten thousand

thousand times since that

day.

The fact that


2

PASTORAL

SKETCHES.

did what seemed best and wisest, and indeed what was

actually

driven to do, has failed to

allay

the

pang. The with

parting little ack

with head

on

the

doorstep

of

The sick child

well remember.

drooping

on

children

our

the shoulder of the

nurse

took but little notice of the merry farewells from the

thoughtless

graver

as

little

ood bye Ah

The

sitting ack."

was

little

my blessed Saviour,

in heaven

But

uy

in the

hall, and said

they are

both with you

to day

nurse

"Home."

about him.

usual than the others, waved his hand

from where he "

ones

and

The

took the little sick

greeting given

him

one

was

to

the

all that

sorrowing heart could desire. A special nurse with sweet motherly face was singled out for him. nto her arms v ith charges and promises laid the little fellow after kissing him while the tears ran down my face like rain. Tearing myself away heard him crying and looking back saw him stretch his arms after me. My heart was like an aching lump in my throat, and could hardly see This was the how to get back to the carriage. last time ever saw little ack. He was much my

nearer

heaven than any

one

dreamed.


This

was

2

ACK.

L TTLE

Saturday.

had to

preach

as

usual

proposed going over to the Home" on Monday morning to see this child that found mvself loving like my own. As was in the sitting room at home about the breakfast hour on Monday, a messenger from the Home came running in and said breathlessly, Fm sent over to tell you that little ack is

twice

Sunday, and

on

dead."

everything looked black to speak, and thought would fall

For several minutes could not

me

from

mv

Then nature

chair.

came

to

my relief

and

bowed my face in my hands and wept

people

weep for their

oes all this it

of

the

bv

strange still.

as

in

of

it may appear,

little

poor

such

a

forsaken

hold

on

od

by

his

to

own

Remarkable

Christ.

yet it

was

let this little

parents a

a

wise blood related,

no

so,

on

sweet

one

so

And

who

earth, be sense

or

and is

loved the child and still love him.

child in heaven, and in me

a

oes

the reader

to

have

was

blood

have asked cast off

strange

could

shame

man s heart who save

children.

own

remarkable that

seem

child

seem

as

as

was

my

belong

to

forever.

Telegrams

were

sent

orth

to

the parents, but


2

PASTORAL

there

was

no

SKETCHES.

And

response.

charge

took

so

of the

body, and with wife and children panying me, we laid him to rest in a vault belong irod Street Cemetery in ing to the family in accom

ew Orleans.

and

There the little fellow rests

repeatedly while living in the city, and stood by the door of the tomb and thought of and hungered to see him. On All Saints ay when the whole city with

there

have gone

flowers go

ack

little

out to

deck the graves of loved

always

ones

by his one earthh friend. A strange spectacle truly to the world a preacher of a large city church stand ing by the grave and grieving over the ashes of a

was

remembered

poor little forsaken child of shame.

and the sweet

angels

understood it, and

it became

so

a

and sacred spot.

live

nearly

now

a

thousand miles away from

the grave of the child, yet in visit it.

The

my heart

being

one

our

and beautiful

hope

uy,

often

memory

re

unhealing regret and ache in

that the little fellow did not go to

keaven from

days,

But Christ

little

home, and the

one

in my soul is that

ack

and

ever

one

fresh

of these

will walk the beautiful

and healthful fields of heaven

together.


.

CHAPTER EMMA

O E to

C

.

young ministers

the seat of the

their way be held that

were on

Conference,

to

city of atche on the banks of the Mississippi. They were a day ahead of the great body of the Conference as they were under graduates and had to undergo an e amination through committees on certain theological studies for the year ust passed. The young preachers had talcen passage on one

year in the beautiful

of the handsomest steamers that floated upon the

great

"

Father of Waters

forward upper deck,

"

tossed

and seated upon the the

conversational

picture before them of the broad yellow unfolding river, the blue and white cranes flying before the puffing boat, the waves from the steamer breaking in foamy crests upon the distant banks, and the white clouds piled up in ball and took in the

la v

ma esty

upon the remote hori on.

One of the young

preachers

made

a

motion

that in view of the slim salaries of the past year,

2


2

PASTORAL

one

their number

of

tain of the boat and be made in their fare

The writer and

so

SKETCHES.

should see as

approach

the cap

if any reduction would

ministers of the

gospel. speech

delegated to make the approaching the captain politely, he

if such

was

favor could be e tended to the

a

clergymen. reply was es if you regard yourselves charity." The spokesman replied at once,

asked do en

young

The short "

feel ourselves to be such and receive

a

touching

so

courteously

We do

"

way "

t

was

noticed that the

after that all the

Later in

the

or

and

he returned to the

Tipper deck where he made known the

his fruitless mission to the

of

not

could not ask

reduction of fare in that his hat

ob ects

as

result of

surprised preachers. captain looked restless

morning. day the chief

clerk

approached

the clerical band who had dismissed the circum stance from their

minds, and said that the captain

had reconsidered the matter, and if the would call at the office he would be

have returned to them

a

preachers

pleased

to

part of the fare

already paid. The message was so sent, and graciously given that the

they had courteously

visit to the


office

made

was

b

and all and certain

one

mon

changed hands the second time.

eys

Eight the

ears after this

preachers

one

scene,

day found leading churches

of the

the

spokesman

of

charge of city of ew

himself in

that

in the

Orleans. One at

a

day

he received

house

pray with

on

a

one

young

a

of the

lady

the home, and the young

captain who years incident ust related. the

t

was

a

sudden

summons

prominent

who

was

lady

was

to

call

avenues,

to

t was dying. the daughter of

before had taken part in the

beautiful home.

The birds

were

twit

shrubbery about the house. The sunshine poured in a silver glory through the The servants moved open lace hung windows. noiselessly about over the thick carpets, and

tering

friends

in the

came

in and out with sorrowful faces and

The whispered together under their breath. mother a picture of woe met the preacher in one of the parlors, and told him that Emma was dying, that she would

prepared

soon

be gone, and

as

and unreconciled to die

been sent for to pray for

yet

un

that he had

her, but that he

let her feel in his prayer that she

was

was a

must not

dying girl.


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PASTORAL

Here indeed task. such

To pray for

way

a

e cite uneasiness

not to

as

With earnest inward

help

and

room

of sickness

guidance, girl

beautif ul

chair

The prayer no

the

on

was

uttered in

allusion

of

man

in

for

to

the

saw

the

low fervent tone, and

a

made to

was

an

approaching death, such, and the

was

in the voice

was

od withdrew, and

closed upon him, the out

led

was

od

lying in an invalid gasping for breath.

for salvation

when the

to

marked for death

the

cried

preacher

alarm.

or

the second floor, and

pleading unconscious solemnit yet

supplication

the window and

near

while

unconverted person in

dying

a

painful

difficult and most

a

was

SKETCHES.

accent

girl

such, that

as

the door

wrung her hands and

of agon

He

prayed as if were going to die." At once soothing voices replied to the contrary. But the Hoi Spirit strove, and the conviction was

deeply wrought within, while the mother prayed by so

of

sin

was

that

the

on

morrow

her side, the burden

lifted, and the light of pardon and

peace shone into and out from her soul.

At

once

had been

she demanded to with her

that time "until

frequently by

the

nearly

two

see

the

preacher

dav before.

days

her side and

saw

who

And from

afterwards he the work of

was

od


EMMA

go

he had an

never

ad oining

a

room

o ysm would be ence,

2

.

rapidity beauty before seen equaled.

in her with

on

C

to

be

over

and

her, the instant

near

prayer.

conversation,

that

Stationed in a

par

she would request his pres

and then would follow another

ligious

glory

singing

in

a

season

of

re

low voice, and

On each return to her side he would

see

deepening peace of od, the ineffable purity and bla ing holy oy that declared the swift ripen ing for the skies. She became a preacher, and the

delivered such messages, e hortations and

ings

to

every

whole house

love.

one was

who

came

literally weighted with

see

poured

from her

beamed from her face. this love

her, that the

She overflowed with

in tears.

t shone in her eyes,

and

in to

warn

seemed to break

heart who heard it, and she had

a

lips

Her voice

every

word for every

one.

Her father the

the church.

captain,

was

When he bent

not

over

a

member of

the bed he tried

speak in a bright cheery voice, as if they were all e pecting great things on her account and that she would soon be up again. How it wrung his heart to counterfeit a gladness that was not in him, and to speak brave words when his own heart was in despair. to


2 2

SKETCHES.

PASTORAL

She looked up

taking

and

at him

both his hands

in hers said "

Papa

such

you have been

a

good

to

papa

me." saw

the strong

tremble all over, while his

man

tears rained upon the soft white coverlet.

But

"

"

papa,"

want

meet

n

she continued

in heaven

me

od

won t you

and

papa "

of the sobs that choked the

spite

for breath

and love

good

be

you to

gasping

captain,

heard his voice which had often rung out in stormy

nights

on

the river in loud tones of command, all

softened and tender say "

es m

There

daughter." not a dry

was

eye in the

n the

room.

preacher s heart there was such a pain of pressed feeling that he longed to cry aloud.

Again

the white hand went up and stroked the

father s face bent hear the "

ou

sup

over

her

and

we

could

ust

cooing words, dear

papa." othing

but

good

papa

sighs

and

do

sobs

so

all

love

you

through

the

room.

girl again something

"Papa" spoke promise

me

the

"

"won t

you


KMMA

C

2

,

es darlin r."

"

"Won t you

promise

oin

to

papa

me

the

Church All could

captain. oin for

see

Many

the struggle that went

on

in the

persons had tried to get him to

laughed oked and tossed off every such suggestion, Won t you papa said the gasping voice, and again the white hand touched and patted the weather beaten cheek of the man bowing over years

but

he

had

"

"

her. "

Won t you

my dear papa

A moment s pause, and then

reply

es my

"

his head

dying

daughter,"

strayed through gladness shone upon

A few

the

came

and the

the bed, while the white

on

child

look of

"

his

choking

man

fingers

bowed of his

hair, and such

her face.

minutes afterwards in

the

parlor, the was leaning

preacher approached the captain who against the mantel with his handkerchief over With a gentle voice the minister said face. am so glad that you are going to oin "

a

his

the

Church." " these

At

Captain uneasily "one of days intend so doing." once the preacher saw that the enemy was

es"

replied

the


2 at

PASTORAL

work, and

dying girl

so

softly going

get your father

must

giving

ance

depends

ou

on

promise

to

near

now.

not to

ou

postpone

once

future."

she sent for him, and

of the word "papa

"

What is it my child

"

Papa

b Again

now

the

the bedside of the

himself to Christ and the Church, but to do

it in the

At

to

he said

Miss Emma, much

"

SKETCHES.

want

side

m v

ou

e

saw

bed, and with

"

the

man

the

verA

utter

utterh melted.

"

to

won t

oin the Church 0 papa."

the strong a

at

gush

man

right

go down beside

of tears he sobbed

daughter will." t was a never to be forgotten spectacle. One that for tenderness and solemnit we have never seen surpassed. The writer has taken many peo ple into the Church, but never before did the cer emony seem so touching and beautiful. The Cap tain stood by the side of the deathbed the dving daughter had her eyes fi ed lovingly upon her father other members of the family with friends were grouped in different parts of the room. The words of the service always impressive, never sounded so weighty and so beautiful as thev did that night and when in conclusion we knelt in "

es


EMMA

C

2

.

prayer, all felt that heaven had Christ

in the

was

This

not

was

down and

come

room.

happened

all that

on

that

memora

ble night.

Among trouble

was

dving girl.

voung

a

They

rudely

were

to

case

broke into the

How it

ness.

who

man

few months when this tion

persons in this house of

sorrowing

the

about

came

engaged

was

the

have been married in

a

galloping consump plan of earthly happi

of

we

cannot

tell, but the

whisper crept through the room that couple so soon to be separated desired ried that very night.

the young

the

be

to

What had to be done, must be done and

to

made

mar

quickly, speedily.

arrangements The license was obtained, loving hands prepared so

were

placed

the bride and

her in

tion in the invalid chair. the

room,

a

half reclining posi

As the

preacher

entered

ritual in hand, his eyes fell at

lying

Emma C

dress,

a

single

on

once on

the chair robed in

white flower in her

hair,

Parian marble.

She

never

as

white

looked lovelier.

The

thought flashed upon the preacher fold bride." of the

man

She

was

"Here is

the bride of

who stood

bunch

a

of white flowers in her hand, and her face as

white

a

by her,

a

three

death, the bride

and the bride of


2

PASTORAL SKETCHES.

esus

Christ.

Each

all.

The stamp of death

love

for

affianced

the

accepted.

that she had

signs

unmistakable

were

claimed her, and there

one

was

on

her face, the

in

her

shone

her devotion to the Saviour

was

and

eye,

evident and par

amount.

What

a

ceremony

strange sorrowful service that marriage The words,

was.

So

long

as

ye both

"So

mournful sound indeed.

shall live," had

a

long "

they

Alas

"

were

to

be

parted

in

a

few

hours.

family and busy in wiping the The

a

do en

tears that

or

more

friends

were

flowed fast from their

At the conclusion of the service the ladies

eyes.

present

went up to

speak

word

a

offered at such

Later

on

kiss the bride.

for what a

she

o

one

congratulations

could

could be

time.

asked that the

Lord s

Supper

might be administered, and it was done with only the family present. All felt that one of their num ber now taking the bread and wine would soon be eating it new in her Father s kingdom in the sky. Here were three religious services in one night and in the

same room.

Emma C the

lived

following night.

through the ne t day into At midnight she sent for the


247

EMMA C

writer who

her for the

saw

her luminous

eves

Turning

hist time.

upon him she said

Talk to me."

God

helped

soothing strengthening

him. and

thoughts sprang into his mind and fell from his lips in her behalf. In addition he related the in cident of a young girl in Germany, who found God while on a sick bed in Heidelberg; how she glorified him by writing little poems of Christian resignation, which were published by a friend, and

were

scattered, read and blessed

to

the souls

of thousands of wounded soldiers in the Franco-

Prussian

war,

so

that many hundreds

were

brought

nev Throughout She then said with er left the face of the speaker. laboring breath Sing to me." Rest for the Weary" And the preacher sang

to

the narration her eyes

Christ.

"

"

and "

"

Home of the Soul."

Kneel down

now

ďż˝

and pray

ďż˝

for me," she

gasped. The

pray.

preacher did so, and God helped him to The Spirit gave tenderness and utterance.

He felt that the words

were

undergirding

being blessed. She thanked distressingly short breath, and said. she

was

her and

him with that


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PAST

ow kiss

"

me

RA

SKETCHES.

good-bye."

He did so, and with the walked

softly

never saw

noiselessly alive again.

and

her

In two hours

a

out

on

of the

Christ called her;

more

and went up with

falling

tears

his cheek

He

room.

she heard,

smile to meet him and to be

with him forever. ďż˝

Some blessed truths from this

piece

of life

or

lessons

are

obtainable

history.

ne is the power of Christ to make the young

cheerfully leave a world that is bright and full of hope and promise ; oyfully lay their bodies in the tomb, while the spirit with an unutterable happi ness

flies to the bosom of him who made it.

Another lesson which

have

we

is

that

despaired

God still has ways left that

will, and make less

a

strong

after

saving

of

as

tender

in

friends,

mightiest and help

little child.

as a

A third truth is that like Samson, will

our

bow the

can

man

man - efforts

slay

more

some

people

for God in their death than

they

did in life.

A fourth lesson

story is we

to be

know the

or

teaching

from the above life

kind and courteous to all. man

we

meet

on

the

For all

cars or on

the


EMMA

C

24

.

boat may in after years be the means in God s hands of leading a dving child to God, in the time of trouble be

a

heavenlv friend, and whose words

and presence will bind up

them from

breaking-,

still and white in the is out, and

a

black storm

night

for awhile

our

hearts and

keep

is

lying

when the dead

parlor,

sun

is set,

no

star

rushing over the life, to be everywhere.

seems

seems

the

one


H.

CHAPTER PR

FESS

R

S

.

lady member of our Church, a widow of some years standing, read in the morn ing paper one day the following notice G

WA

y

a

young man,

meal

a

day

ferred.

at

a

a

TE

price.

Address Prof. S

half-mourning

uiet

a

room

The home of

uite

a

"dreamed

bodice of Sister

dreams"

not

dreamed before, but the words

"

young

that

well it is "

man

with

one

widow pre

little flutter under

Smiley,

she rolled the matter about in her

as

a

City.

o

,

This small notice put the

music,

teacher of

reasonable

.

"

mind, she

mortal

a no

widow

and

never

onty preferred" matter

pleasantly in her cardiac ueries and affirmations would

nestled somewhere very

region ; and mental spring up such as "who can tell," "stranger things have happened," etc. In on

a

word she answered the

the ne t

uiet He

day

Prof. S

advertisement, and was

settled

in the

room. was a

2

heavy-built

young

man

of about twen-


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tv-si , with hair

FESS

smooth

a

He had also

S

2

.

German-looking

hung

brown and

was

R

laco.

His

almost to his shoulders.

Professor-musical look.

a

day and that but Sister Smiley s warm heart one to be dinner melted, and she threw in lagniappe as they say in ew rleans, in the shape of a fragrant cup of coffee each morning; which cup she prepared with her own hands, and then tapping at the Pro The contract

for

was

one

meal

a

fessor s window would hand it to him with and with what

grateful as

was

intended for

a

How

blush.

a

smile

the Professor was, and how he also smiled

he took the cup and said it reminded him of the

coffee he had drunk

across

the

ocean

in his

boy

hood home. n the

following Sabbath

in her pew at church with the fessor at her side.

He

re uested

to

the minister, and said that he

to

know

The

Sunday he Smiley, but this

e planation

parent

ust

was

was

again

introduction

"most so

happy

much."

in the pew with

time seemed to be very sad. of his melancholy which was ap

given to the preacher by the Pro landlady. She said that the Professor had

to

fessor s

an

of vvhom he had heard

one

The ne t

Mrs.

Smiley appeared good-looking pro

Sister

all

received

was

a

letter from his home

across

the

seas


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telling

him of the

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RA

severe

the Professor had desired an

.Irs.

sorrow

spiritual f

ping

and

Smiley

to

re uest

that he felt in his

preacher; an iety he needed

interview with the

present

That

illness of his father.

advice and

consolation.

course over

to

preacher

the

said

and step

certainly ;

the pew where sat the

drooping pro study the

fessor of music, he told him to call at his

morning. The Professor was in such a mel ancholy state of mind, that he did not lift his head, f ut simply pressed the preacher s hand, and said ne t

"

I

not

am

ieel that you

a

Christian, but do

can

me

All this moved the

want to

be one, and

good."

preacher,

and the invitation

renewed.

was

n the

ne t

appearance.

morning

He

the Professor put in his

uite sad,

still

was

and

sighed

heavily. The

preacher begged

him

to

unburden

his

heart. There

been There

was

told was

little however to say

before.

His

father

was

than had

uite

low.

little likelihood of his recovery.

seemed to call him home at his parents

more

were

living,

ficulties in the way.

once

but there

First he

to

England

were

was

uty w

here

serious dif

the main sup-


PR

FESS

pupils

2

.

Second he had

port of his family. of

R S

paid well;

here who

and to

large

give

classes

them up

would be to cut his parents out of their support. Third he could not get such as

he had here. The

to

England or stay

in

What must he do; go

preacher

votedness

positions

told him that he honored his de-

his parents, and felt

a

deep sympathy

conflicting duties. That he could afford to wait a few days before taking such a serious step as giving up the engagements he had by which he supported his father and mother that possibly his father might get better

for him in the strait of

etc. etc.

The interview

was

concluded

by

the

preacher

fervent prayer for the Professor kneel

praying ing by his side; in which he begged that ther might be restored, and the Professor a

converted

to

God.

Professor with

a

In

a

few minutes

the fa

himself

more

the

muffled voice and averted head to

hide doubtless his tears thanked the

preacher

for

departed. Two days after the preacher received a hastily penciled note from the Professor saying "Please call at my room at Mrs. Smiley s and see me I his kindness and

ďż˝

am

in

great sorrow."

The lines

were

almost

illegible, they

had been


PAST

SKETCHES.

RA

written in such haste and

ing

his letter

Come

ust

as

was a

soon

received

a

as

agitation.

note from

you

can.

Mrs.

Accompany Smiley saying

The Professor has

His father is

England.

letter from

dead." In

threading

the streets,

down there

Smiley. Ringing thetic

preacher

few minutes the

a

turning

was

his way,

on

here, and turning

up

his way to the residence of Mrs.

on

good lady

the bell, that

sorrow on

with

a

sympa

her face for her boarder s trouble

answered in person, and conducted her pastor into the Professor s

He however

room.

but in the center of the apartment

drawn had

before the other.

evidently

some

ten

or

leaning

There

heavy tidings, Smiley. glance

the

chairs

professor

was

a

also

deep a

a

letter of

black border

small

ible open

upon the back of the chair.

black-bordered letter

The

one

white handkerchief and

twelve pages with

every page.

and

n

two

sat, while in the seat of the other

crumpled

was a

on

one

were

in,

not

was

was

doubtless the

that had been

preacher,

r.

spoken

epistle

by

of

I Irs.

Gullible had

around and take in these

Professor entered from

of

The

a

side

ust time to things when the

room.

His hair

was


TR

FESS

R S

dishevelea and his eyes that red

taking

might

if he

as

the

2

.

were

cast

down looked

Hastily

weeping.

have been

offered hand, the Professor

preacher s

still with averted countenance sat down and buried his face in his hands. I

"

sorry"

ver -

am

said

r. Gullible

"

to hear

of your great loss, and wish much that I could

help

you." "

our

reaved "

sympathy

man

must

preacher

"that

them must go

es

ut

ust

our

ďż˝

parents,

gently put as

the

be

now

I

much

in

as we

the love

but it is very sweet to feel that if we

sighed the Professor

alone in on

remember"

ourselves to Christ

we

"

help" replied

a

from behind his hand.

ou

give again."

is

am

thinking

"

shall

see

them

I know all that.

of my poor mother left

ondon with all my brothers and sisters

her hands." "

How many have you

"

"Seventeen" said the

was

the

professor

uery. from behind

his hand. "

Seventeen I

"

the

preacher

was

about to

e ac

ulate, but checked himself and uttered instead

uiet "

"

indeed I

es sir

"

"

said the

man

of music.

a


2

PAST

After

RA

ghostly

more

ter, the Professor with

SKETCHES.

consolation from the minis a

sudden burst of frankness

said "

octor what do you think I

stay here

go

or

and

no means,

"

es sir."

"

ou

"

my mother

to

do;

id you say Professor that your mother has

"

are

to

ought

"

no one

eighteen children,

the oldest of the

are

you not

yourself "

look to but

to

"

es sir."

"I dislike" said the matter

important,

so

pressed

that your

"to advise in

but I cannot but

duty

your mother, and be

preacher

a

a

feel im

is to go home and be with father

as

well

as

brother to

your sisters and brothers." "That is will do

so

"

e actly the way I feel about it, and I spoke up the Professor with consider

able animation. So ended the second interview.

r. Gullible to pray with him before

first asked

he left. fessor

This

again

The Professor

was

done most

thanked the

heartily.

preacher,

ble took leave of the musical him out to the gate,

relief he had

renewing

given him,

man

The Pro

and

r. Gulli

who followed

the thanks for the

while Mrs.

Smiley

who


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had heard

standing

the

farewell

Smiley

so

the

door,

tear

out

the vision of the

as

now

of the

approaching

before her.

rose

He is

2 7

.

through porch wiped a

of her eye

corner

R S

word

ever

on

FESS

young to have

so

much trouble

"

Mrs.

remarked later to her sister in the kitchen,

while she

was

the Professor

preparing an e tra cup of coffee for who had ust complained of a sensa

tion of faintness. "

He needs

a

mother

Smiley s

said Mrs.

Smiley as

Mrs.

coffee into

a

sister to be with him"

sister.

ou had better say

plied

or a

she

a

wife"

poured

precipitately

re

the amber-colored

China cup, ipon the top of rich

cream

and white loaf sugar.

The sister cast

a

furtive

glance

at

Mrs.

Smiley a tiny

daintily wiped speck from the saucer with the edge of her white apron, and carried the steaming fragrant beverage who oblivious of the look

to

off

the Professor. The ne t

the

study

and then "

at a

Come in

day

while

r. Gullible

the church, there

uick "

came

a

sitting in hasty step

knock at the door.

cried

Immediately appeared.

was

out

the

octor

cheerily.

the face and ne t the form of Prof.

S

7


2

PAST "

Take

a

SKETCHES.

said the

"

seat

RA

preacher noticing

with

the worried brow and heated appearance

surprise

of the visitor.

The Professor took his broad-brimmed hat and fanned himself, while the worried look

"

octor" he said at last

running

to

you with every

trouble, but I so

kind, and

cannot

disappointment

new

with

a

new

to-day "

trouble

uite

one

am

to

and among the best

my

mother.

a

once

min

my po

teacher of vocal

I have classes all

T made up my mind to go

gland

a

became him said

ou know that I

city,

for

of his bursts of frankness

and instrumental music. the

silently

I feel thaf it is best to tell you at

sition.

go.

asked the

kind voice.

ute, and then with

"

and

and you have been

help it,

The Professor fanned himself

that

deepened.

I do dislike to be

I do not know where else to

"What is the

preacher

"

The

people.

straight

over

esterday

home to En

ne t steamer

leaves

iverpool on Saturday and this is Thursday. I have ust time by leaving this even ing on the train to catch that steamer. Knowing this I went immediately around and collected what is due me from my pupils, and found that I lacked ust fifteen dollars to pay for my ticket on the ew

ork for


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If

Steamer.

have

no

ut

city

are

far

as

liere I would

were

people

you know,

of

awav

and I could

orth and I do not know

in the

not

I

vou see

or

telegram,

am

in

do,

nor

to

get

vour

a

an answer

uandary. And

turn.

w

letter,

to a

a

telegram.

I know not so

here

and if I did, I

say what I desired in

where to

to

w

hat

I hurried here

advice.

long e planation the Professor vigorously with his eyes fastened

After this himself

leave

means

in the summer, and my well-to-do patrons

have not the time to wait for

So

2

.

rich patrons

reach them bv letter

to

R S

trouble in getting this amount ad anced

to me.

the

mv

FESS

fanned on

the

floor.

preacher racked his head for the advice that would bridge the gulf produced by a lack of He had scarcely a dollar in his fifteen dollars. The

pocket, and it was small monthly salar

own

his

"

"

now

two

weeks off before

would be

paid

to

him.

The Professor fanned. The

preacher

Strange from

to sav

one man

to

meditated. the burden seemed to be shifted the other.

relieved, and his face tenance

of the

was

The Professor looked

clearing,

preacher was

while the

clouded with

The Professor had cast his load upon

coun

thought. r. Gul-


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lible who

RA

SKETCHES.

having anything

was

but

an

easy time

with it. The Professor waited. He seemed

something would hap something did happen.

think that

to

And

pen after awhile.

r. Gullible turned to his desk and wrote the

for

following

note to

business friend of his down

a

town. ear Mr.

person

leaving be his

of a

Prof. S

large

duty

dollars to

I have met

.ďż˝

.

to go at

of

His father. has

helpless family.

and

purchase

a case

once

to their

genuine

ust

distress in the

died in

England,

The Professor feels it to

assistance,

his steamer ticket.

but lacks fifteen

I have not this amount,

but will in two weeks when the church treasurer will pay

salary.

my

If you will advance the Professor fifteen dollars

for me, I will repay

ing

me

this you will

ou at the time mentioned above.

personally oblige

your

y

do

friend, A. Gullible.

Turning

lo the

tents of the note

Professor, and reading the con to him, he placed it in an envel

ope and said "

Will you deliver this in person for me

Certainly," responded great alacrity. "

If Mr.

hands the

the

man

of music with

you," said r. Gullible, you need not trouble yourself to return, but take the money and complete your "

"

amount to


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preparations

FESS

R

departure,

for

2

S

know

tor I

u have

but little time to lose."

It is needless to say how was, and

how taken back he was, and how he said

several times In

a

couple

forget you." was

gone; and in

a

back

again bearing a sealed which that gentleman opened

was

r. Gullible, as

never

of minutes he

of hours he

and read ear

I will

"

couple

letter for

the Professor

grateful

follows.

r. Gullible

you check for

,

our note received.

I herewith inclose

which you will notice I have made

sub ect

to your order.

I believe that Prof. S

like others has

practiced

refuse your re uest, and

is a

so

a

deception

myself

hand.

Again

upon you.

on

giving

and he

et I cannot ou must

send the check to you.

indorse it in his favor if you insist As for

rascal,

consummate

him the money.

I cannot get my consent to put the cash in his I

warn

you.

As

ever

your

friend, W. H.

r. Gullible

pieces,

lest

one

carefully

tore

of the words be

the Professor.

He

ne t

turned it

the

now

over

the

to

by and wound

indorsed the

smiling

into small

note

seen

.

man

check, and

of the

piano.

Then followed another farewell hand shake, other declaration that he would

Gullible, and the Professor

hurriedly

that he

might

never

was

forget

gone.

an

r.

He left

be able to catch the train


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RA

SKETCHES.

north at five o clock that afternoon, and

going

so

be able to make close connection with the steamer that

to

was

This

was

the train to

or

days

iverpool.

for

At five

o clock in the afternoon.

two

was

leave that should bear the Profess

to

his widowed mother and seventeen brothers

and sisters.

making time

sail in two

close connections

along

by

ust in Saturday

the way

take the steamer that sailed

to

ork

ew

He would arrive in

on

morning. At

a

few minutes before si r. Gullible

the note to

by

the river where Some

moored.

ing

a

were

was

Mr.

standing

who wrote on

the wharf

long line of steamers was loading and others unload

Great clouds of black smoke

their cargoes.

pouring from the lofty chimneys of several, and one large steamboat filled with an e cursion party bound for Memphis was ringing one of its last bells, when suddenly Prof. S satchel in hand appeared walking uickly tow ard the gang were

way of the e cursion steamer.

Mr.

could

scarcely

credit his eyes, that the Professor should

be here

on

sippi

the wharf

moving

toward

steamer, when he should be

up the railroad

iverpool

on

steamer.

a

fast train

a

Missis

fully fifty miles trying to catch the


PR

Mr.

FKSS

R

S

beliind the

lollovved softh

seeing

scious musical instructor, and

making

2

.

that

uncon

beyond

all

uestion

he

still

nearer,

and with his mouth close to the man s

ear,

was

for the boat, he drew

cried out

Why

Prof. S

The Professor

.

dropped

his satchel, and shot up

fully a foot high, and came most frightened look, which

again

in the air

down

with

did not be

a

easier when he

come

s face.

Mr.

on

�Why comes

cit .

Professor"

it that you

thought

I

repeated

that you

I

ah

were

the Professor,

boat

"

why it

,

for

Memphis "

will take you four

and you said you wanted to go

catch the "

es

cheaper It

was

Mr. a

iverpool yes

I

steamer that �

take the

to

"

I

I

ahem

e claimed

Mr.

days to get there, by rail at once to leaves

Saturday

I heard that it

by boat to Memphis." pitiful to see how the man gasped. eyed the Professor up and down

to

con

Memphis."

cluded to take the boat for "The

going

ork."

ew

gasped

"

"How

Mr.

here in this part of the

are over

five o clock train for "

the dark sarcastic look

saw

was

go

look of contempt that

no

with

words could e press.


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The passengers hackmen

were

RA

SKETCHES.

calling

the

hurrying past them,

were

out

with their usual vocifer-

ousness, the black smoke from the smokestacks

poured

out

in denser volume, and the

solemnly tolling midst of

the

warning

last

its

big

bell

notes.

was

In the

of confusion and noise Mr.

scene

guilty countenance before him ut and started to speak out his indignant mind. suddenly as if despairing to do ustice to the sub ect before him, or filled with disgust that would looked at the

not

allow him to tarry another moment, he whirled

upon his heel and left the fraud to himself. The Professor

letting off, picked

only

too

happy

for such

an

easy

up his satchel and vanished

over

the gangway into the steamer. A month later, one

pi,

of the e

said to

was

a

gentleman who happened to be cursion party going up the Mississip r. Gullible

Prof. S

out the

a

"Among ew

of

the passengers

rleans.

He started

gayest of the gay when suddenly he

countered Col. A way obtained

a

man

en

from whom he had

fifty dollars over a year ago ; when like a flash the Professor disappeared in his stateroom and under plea of indisposition swel He thought the tered in there for four days. in

some


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Colonel had ni ed him him into

not

at

FESS

his

S

and

stateroom,

"What

asked

became

stateroom until

shore above he

slipped

lost

to

tliat

he

do

would

ileck.

on

l rofessor

the

ot

linally

smothering atmosphere reached

we

icksburg,

a

town

on

when without

of

"

the

the Arkansas

saying a

word

off the boat with his satchel, and

was

view."

Four months later from

it,

r. Gullible.

He stood the

"

had n-cog-

greath en oyed running and kei-ping him there.

He said laughinglv about less harm there than

2

.

him, but A

seen

once

R

a

Memphis, spoke

the most e alted

lady visiting to

she said had been in her

a

city

rleans

of her friends in

some

of

manner

ew

Prof. S

whom

several months

as

a

teacher of vocal and instrumental music.

So the Professor had steamer

yet.

And the

not

lonely

seventeen sisters and brothers

ow when Mrs. her

indignation

knew

"The low-life went off

owing

Smiley no

iverpool solitary were they

reached the

mother and �

where

heard all these

things,

bounds.

fellow" she e claimed.

me

for

two

weeks

room

rent

"He and


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meal

one

sniffling

SKETCHES.

RA

To day besides. taking on about his

a

and

think of all that dead father and

grinding and fi ing up e tra handing them through the window to him when I thought he looked faint and he faint with telling lies. ooo-h I w hat a sleek-tongued rascal he was. seventeen brothers

and sisters, and

me a

cups of coffee, and

ead father indeed father dead "

He must have had

"As

for

senses

told

were,

"

ou

Smiley e citedly,

preacher s

remark,

a

ought

to

paying

trusting ;

round

no

at

I don t believe mv

seventeen

feel

kindly

slyly.

"

precious family." to

the Professor"

ou remember in his

preferred renting

a room

widow ."

knew that wddows

alive

"

sisters"

es he did, the

"

r.

that I should have swallowed all he

advertisement he said he from

and

I wonder where

r. Gullible

said

ohce" remarked

about himself and that

me

a

smile.

of them.

one

one

the seventeen brothers and

tention to the in

a

Irs.

continued

he had

alive."

or

Gullible with

don t believe

I

and

ďż˝

h

he would fi

fooling

blarney-tongued fraud. are lone and unprotected I ust wish Mr. Smiley him

widows

so

again,

he would

not

He and was

come

with all his blubber-


PR

ing

and

me

it up with

mv

a

FESS

R

S

grinding coffee for him and li i ng

best sugar and cream."

Smiley"

"Well, Mrs.

have both been badh

r. Gullible "we

said

sold, and will have

cept the situation, and be wiser "

es I

2 7

.

know

it"

the

e cited fe

ust

but how I wish I had him here

male

ac

time."

ne t

responded

to

for

a

minute It

was

for Prof. S

" ust him

a

to

that he

him

was

not

blubbering nor

over

alive,

tapping at the and a saying

"

that father s �

and

me a

window and

well

lady

"of

death,

who is

grinding coffee passing it in to

Professor have

it will make you feel better

was

there.

think" continued the irate

neither dead and

r. Gullible that it

evident to

some

ooooh

coffee

"

Here

we

let the curtain

drop

with

r. Gullible

Smileyon the right; Mr. down town looking out for sharpers, and Prof. S far away in some other city still receiving heavy black-bordered letters telling of another death of his father, of the continued grief of the on

the left and Mrs.

widowed mother, and the loneliness of seventeen,

perhaps by

this time, twenty sisters and brothers.


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T

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F A

C ASS

ERGRA

fHEing.

ATES

Conference session

usually

C

F

was

rapidly approach

silent and empty streets of seen a

CE

.

and upon the

In another two weeks,

town, there would be

FERE

certain inland

a

line of

stovepipe

hats

overshadowing another line of bloated or collapsedlooking valises; all bobbing on together to some upon and

waking

town, this notice or

Two weeks before this descent

center.

common

up of the aforesaid somnolent

appeared

in the Conference organ

paper The class of the

year will meet tlie committee in the

pastor s study,

in the basement of the church at

at nine o clock

sharp,

on

Tuesday,

et all the brethren be in at end

ference.

I.

This notice

duly

was

. A.

and

the readers of the Advocate.

n many

feet. a

lay

that the never

booming

witnessed

2

of a

So

battle.

the Con

and be

M

,

prompt.

Chairman.

read by all

It had

varyinn- ef-

came

cannon

;nce

religiously

perusers who

Conference, the words

Elanktown,

day preceding

the

a

never

with

a

does to the

attended

solemnity one

who

isions of spectacled


A

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professors

T

GRAPH

ERGRA

F

and students with

corrugated brows,

nabridged,

and te t-books the si e of Webster s

and

fre uent

and

2

ATES.

failures,

disastrous

floated

thiouirh the minds of the distant reader of that solemn notice. was

uite

The effect

a

uickly tripped-up

pear and vanish in the eye.

Perhaps came suddenly

laugh

the

the recollection of their

some

tance

up

;

smile ap

of the mouth and

corner

e plain

I will not

preachers

A close observer could have

different.

noticed the heels of

the old

on

perhaps they

own

in

the

had been behind

curtain, and discovered that what

appeared

apothecar s himself in

a

to

be

a

lion,

eye.

e amination

was

a

at

a

meek-faced

clerk who had been hired to wrap lion s skin and

tice "roared like

a

roar.

Truly,

the

arose

from the mental ap

proval of the absolute necessity of the notice. the preachers, young and old, knew well that was

no

dove."

The smile in the eye

Conference

dis

to meet

in

All

the

lanktown; that the

Tuesday preceding

the

e amination took

place

regular session;

that the committee met at nine

on

o clock, and very naturally in the only Methodist

Right here, however, is seen the full beauty of the notice. The bishop and preach ers supposed that if the undergraduates could reach. church in

town.


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town

SKETCHES.

RA

and find the church, that

possibly,

being favorable, they might be able their several E amining oards in one or

four

rooms

that

all

things

discover

to

of the three

into the basement.

opened

the framer of the clarion call

more

was

consider

designates the spot itself upon which He rushes out into victim is to be strangled. basement, so to speak, lays hold upon the ate.

He

wildered members of his class, who

ut

the the be

about to

are

windings and corridors of the church, and dragging them after him, ust as the clock strikes nine, he lays them on the altar, vi ., the pastor s study. Hence, the smile of ap proval in the old preacher s eye.

be lost in the intricate

The effect of the notice

on

the class

to

be

e

remarkable.

ow-spirited before, they now became e ceedingly depressed. We all remember the feelings awakened within us under a certain invitation of a dentist, who pressed us to arrange our physical economy in a reclining chair while he proceeded to kill two or three nerves and e tract a couple of aw teeth. So felt this class. The word sharp that followed nine o clock" amined

was

"

"

through them like pression, "Meet us in went

mournful

consonance

a

knife.

the

with

And the

basement," their

state

was

e

in

of mind.


A

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T

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F

um i rgrai

Several almost concluded ence

at

27

ati;s.

not to go to

tlie Confer

all.

However,

And the e entful they all start. much-thought-of Tuesday arrives, and throws its peculiar light on the earth. The class assembles, but alas I for the vanity of official bulletins, it is ten

o clock and

And

not

used

as

nine, when thev sit down.

not

in the

pastor s study. general rende vous;

a

wandering

up and down

committee

at

That

to

was

be

but after much

stairs, the class with the

finally after much hesita moldy-looking place called

the head,

tion settled in

a

dark

the class

meeting room, where the forsakenness of spirit, had cast dust while the walls seemed

to

chairs in utter on

their

trickling

be

heads,

with the

they are at last the lambs and the slayer, the sheep and the shearer. The sheep look very sharply and an iously at the tears

of

shearers

ion.

Here

ďż˝

but it is the shearers

;

and open not their mouths. emn

now

are

It is felt to be

dumb a

sol

time.

The chairman takes his seat awhile to his station, if an

e perience

considerable

of

not

a

little forward of

They

the other two committeemen.

after

who

wisdom.

seem

to defer

The class,

dry lips

and throats and

and

and then

nervousness

now

an


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outbreak

RA

SKETCHES.

subsides

laughter,

hysterical

of

They

decorous and yet awful silence.

ranged

in the form of

are

ust

of them.

ten

study. ought to be

There

a

rother Eleven is not there;

eleven; but

does he appear at noon,

ar

semicircle, their variety,

a

temperament and attainment, presenting There

are

into

nor

at

night.

ut

neither on

the

morning

of the third

day

puts in

woe-begone

appearance, and renders

a

pathetic

of the Conference he

recital of how he started in full

failed to make connection with passenger train down to

everything

he missed

a

time, but

everything

plantation

mule

but the creeks.

with their friends and relatives, the

a

;

from

a

in fact,

In these,

bayous

and

swamps, he became involved, and this which the

Conference

now

beholds is what is left of himself.

rother Eleven is known

by

rother

a

remarkable

bishops. Ten, if possible,

man,

and well

the

is

more

remarkable.

boldly, sat down firmh ; but at the last moment, ust when the chairman had opened the first book and had parted his lips rother Ten backed s uare for the first uestion. ly down and begged to be continued another year in the course of study. He said that he had not had time to more than glance at half of the books ; He had entered the

room


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that he had been

ERGRA

F

busy;

so

that his child had lieen

sick; that his brother had been that his wife had gone

to

27

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on

grand ury;

the

visit her mother;

things had taken place, all from being the devoted student

and

many other

of which

kept

his heart

him

craved to be.

rother Ten from the

went

down

e pectations

so

suddenl -

of

out

sight

of the committee and the

calculations of the class, that

uite a sensation was produced. An uneasy feeling as if uicksands and ragged-earth openings were sprinkled about, The committee

stirred ever - heart. for awhile, or

evidently e pecting

restless

was

other

vanishings

boltings from the track, while the class

only

plainly

too

tion of

one

stirred and shocked

they calculated would answer uestions propounded. The look

born of the consciousness of

ing

settled

up of

on

them.

ranks,

falls in the

as

platoon;

is

There seen

was

an

additional

was

a

a

in battle when

mental

burden,

spiritual

and in each eye there

the strain and agony of

that

calling

a

However, in spite of the

soldier

upon all

a

owner.

silence

prevailed, even as one stratum keeps down another stratum in the

that could be felt and

nervousness,

clos

was seen

in them to rise up and assist its

rests upon IS

defec

whom

one-tenth of the

now

by this

was


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bowels

of

the

RA

SKETCHES.

looking

moved his seat out of the ci cle,

unhappy

and

and

a

sitting

ne flew away, and there

with

to clear it at

a

have

on

nine.

seen

a

a

young horse

ten-rail fence

and with evident intent

flying,

ust as I e pected the air, suddenly the horse

bound ; when

grand rise and flight in stopped, wheeled short

the

off and with most subdued

and shame-faced demeanor w ent to

grass in the fence a

subdued

pine;

a

were

toward

speed

and tail

marie

to

once

bear down at full

Ten

trifle foolish.

Ten Httle blackbirds

I remember

rother

Meanwhile

earth.

ever

corner.

cropping

was

the

there such

metamorphosis. ine

heavy-set good-natured man, with an abundance of adipose tissue and a re markably slow transmitting set of afferent and effe rent nerves. Impressions that broke with instanta rother

neous

with ters

was a

flash and

dignity

gleam

on

awhile there,

as

occiput;

staid and

stopping places finally do, sent

stagecoach I

had

brains traveled

and deliberateness to the

of this brother s

well and

some

the

after

cen

resting

w ell-poised people

wrote

answer

and

nerve

by

back that all a

at

w as

kind of mental

process.

once

a

cousin

who

was

a

well-to-do


A

ril

T

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27

ATl.S.

planter, but whose intellectual and physical ma chinery were regulated according to the fashion ust mentioned. A young ladv liding witli him one day threw out some casual remark. My cousin rode time

on

three miles without

idea contained in

the

a

word.

Mean

the remark had not

traveling steadily all that while along the highways thrown up for the pas When my sage of impressions toward the brain. been idle.

It had been

cousin had gone

one

and

a

tion reached its destination. received it, turned it it

from

over

My

ues

cousin s mind

and over, and viewed

y negative

side.

everv

half miles the

process

of

thought he made it less, bv various inductions and

stripped it,

deductions he

and

by

the

ployment of analy ed it,

different intellectual laws and

He arrived

at

and

so

this

finally point at

came

to

a

em

forces,

conclusion.

the end of the third

mile, when he cleared his throat and thus deliv ered himself

"Ahem I rother

cousin s.

Mary

what

ine had The sin of

a

was

that you said

deliberate mind like my

uick

and rash

speech

had

rother ine that charged upon him. ne day answered about one uestion in twenty. peculiar thing about the brother was that he never

been


27

PAST

RA

knew when he

never

SKETCHES.

was

right and when he

was

This saved him, of course, a great deal WTong. At the conclusion of mortification and suffering. of the

day s ignorance of

e amination he his status

or

timation of the committee a

was

in

as

profound

whereabouts in the as

a

man

blown up

steamboat is doubtful about his present

es on

locality

approaching landing place. rother Eight was wirv, nervous, and sharpHe spent the day in s uirming on his featured. seat, crossing and uncrossing his legs, sighing like a grampus, and putting uestions to the com mittee. The chairman mildly told him that l e rother Eight was there to -answer uestions, not to ask them; but the gentle ironv was lost. and

The fact the

lous

was

course ;

idea

uestioned.

that

rother Eight had

he had skimmed of

a

very

After the

small

not

it and had

portion.

studied a

nebu

Hence

he

politicians he buttonholed the chairman. he fas Poetically, tened him with his eye." Socially, he held him He was, so to speak, in the with his tongue. temple with the doctors, not answering, but ask ing them uestions. He tried to draw forth the chairman s opinion on the various points that were manner

of

"

up for the

e ercise of the class.

He

became


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277

d; k ;uadl ATi s.

migluilv an ious to know whetlicr the chairman agreed with Watson or Wesley. He besought him i s opinion of the atonement; what c thought of the logical construction of he

thought

of

anv

uestion

a

sentence, and what

before

listened with breathless interest.

them, and

Finally,

the

then com

growing wary as well as weary. rother Eight became suddenly concerned in matters out side of the year s course of study and asked the chairman if he thought that the moon was inhabited. mittee

rother Seven stood si

feet two inches in his

socks.

in his situation in midair, he

had

vertebral column

eing lonely encouraged his

somewhat toward the children of men, walked

sat

as

he

he took the form of the letter C.

a

uproariously

at

every witticism

ticism that issued from the

ne

misfortunes.

studying

as

discovered

the wrong

wrong volume misfortune

was

was

ghost

of

a

wit

of any member of

that while he

he said very

too

lips

or

rother Seven labored under two

the committee.

to

so

kind, good-natured face, he looked forth the world from overhanging brows, and laughed

With on

or

incline

to

had been

faithfully, yet

he had

late that he had devoted himself

books, either getting hold of the or

his

the wrong author.

inability

to

His other

clothe his ideas and


27

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thought

RA

when

you mean, I

what

have the

see

answer

naturally

vantage

over

"

in my head,

but I haven t the

rother Seven

the class

that he knew the

to

as

well

as

a

great ad

the committee.

the members of the class in

answer

to

uestion. They

every

and then, but he could not be

had failed

now

accused

all the

as

he

know what uestioned I you are driving at, and

gave

superior

was

as

myself."

words to e press

He

To put it

accumulations in words.

e pressed himself

This

SKETCHES.

answers were

The

in his head.

rebuke thus silentlv conveyed ft

to

so

the committee

they did not have the address to pro pound uestions that would draw out the hidden wealth of the brother s mind as a sampling auger

was

that

goes down into and

comes

up

out

of the sugar

Again

barrel incrusted and laden with sweetness.

thought they and sugar sampling auger. Again again un der different uestions rother Seven seemed to and

again on

the committee

had the

that

the

be taken down with intellectual birth throes.

The

committee, with sympathetically working lips and

eyebrows,

stood

brother.

ut he

was never

born.

ready

assist

to

was never

the

delivered

;

rother Seven said it

but he lacked power

to

bring

travailing the was

answer

there;

it into the world.


PH

A

T

rother Si

l.I

F

GRAPH

I

strongly

lacked the lie

viduality of the others,

K

marked indi

corres onded

tal clearness and force with the ancient

otvpe that looks forth in rother

mankind.

which

was

seen

Si

in

men

daguerre-

misty way on mystitied look,

faded,

a

bore

a

his

overspread

to

27

A ri s,

countenance

began and never asking uestions had

the moment that the e amination

left him until the work of He fastened

ended. with

a

pu

fathom the

his

eves

turned,

problems

vou

saw-

where he looked, whether at

had the

same

pu

rother Five

lightning

in them that

led

was

on

or

one

a

ga ing

And n

that refused all solution.

member of the class

mer

the chairman

He seemed to be

far-awav. mvstilied look.

matter

on

led e pression, as if he were trying to innermost thoughts of the uestioner.

Wherever his

on

eyes

chair

or

a

of the committee, he

look for all.

as

frisky

the hori on.

as

a

section of

sum-

I remember to have

often watched the electric fluid

down

and all around

in the

ust

west.

did

so,

a

play up and uiet-looking purple cloud

about the

grave-looking

rother Five frisk with his

here, he

was

there, he

was

chairman

answers.

yonder;

He

was

he advanced,

he retreated; he made bold statements, he took them back; he shone and he

paled;

he scintil-


2 o

PAST

lated,

SKETCHES.

again

went out in darkness and flared up

pile figure Five

rother

in

a

;

caught

He

set

was

all wrong; that

bv

run

wav

of

practically nothing to say, end of his pointless speech,

aside.

rother Four

giving

the

like him had

uietly

answer

on

self-elected, he had

and like him at the

ful brow.

it

few minutes that he

like Ahimaa

plain

a

fly he, with his fathomed it at once, anticipated the rushed away in rapid word-flight to dis

rest, and cover

the chairman to finish

waited for

never

uestion. ready wit,

was

he

intellectual

he churned the

figure,

on

about him into the wildest confusion.

sea

;

and he fell and he fell and he rose, and to

rose

the

RA

possessed

He had

piecemeal

a

corrugated, thought marvelous way of getting the a

from the

it back to him

chairman, and then

edged him self into the enemy s country, stronghold by strong hold, or more clearly word by word. The chair man

Four it

would assist him to

holding

over

and

it like

over

manner

until

a

whole.

He

idea, and

one

captured

with knit

until the chairman

er

as a

fortress

rother

repeated

eyebrows full, of thought,

overcome

in

some

way, in like

surrendered another idea and still anoth

finally,

rother Four stood

fort of the foe and waved the

answer

on

in

the last

victory.


A

IMl

When

T

l KAlMI

got

not

Tl ;s

make at times

r. Solomon

when

solemn and refused

to

himself,

commit

and to the baffled brother ga e the whole at

with

once

most

rebuking air,

Four s invariable response I

about

was

And

now.

answer

rother

then

was

say that."

to

what

more

shall

rothers Three, Two, and known

2S

.

the fair lie ls ol knowl

over

in the chairman s mind;

more

i;

K ;RA I

I

rother Four coukl

the successful raid

edge

F

I

sav

ne

concernino"

Are

they

not

having ac uitted themselves well and nobly They were men who studied the course not simply to pass the committee, but for self-im provement and development. They were men as

who mastered the te t-book, and strove outside of

general knowledge to meet the fre uent

the curriculum for

and

culture in order

and various

demands made

with pen

or

powers and

works and

on

on

brain and heart;

platform

powers for

highest

Reader, take

a

of all

or

in

pulpit

good in callings.

a

wider

and whether to

be felt

as

the noblest of

farewell look at the class.

There

impelled to say but refrain; amusing incidents connected with

is much that I feel there

are

many

the class and committee that I could relate but for several

reasons am

silent.

Meantime smile

a

fare-


2 2

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SKETCHES.

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well upon the brethren sketched in every stage of

agony the

on

room

the e amination rack, and bear this

thought

you leave

as

ou may

with you.

travel many thousands of miles and see myriads of young men, but you will never find ten hearts

anywhere

loyal

more

ou will

be

cast

broadcloth has

a

God and

to

with

many

a

rarer

polish, but,

tion whether all of them put of

a

single

young

sessed for years.

dignitary

together

I

ues

have that

heart, of sin, of the wa - of holiness,

of God, that

unassuming

whose

clergymen

finer sheen and whose education

and attainments have

knowledge

than these.

man

one

plainh- clad,

of these

possesses and has pos

men

ou will meet many

this year, many

surpliced ecclesiastic,

a

a

spectacled

Church

.

.

whose appearance will

or

awe

you and make you think that they have all power in heaven and earth; but mark you, look in the faces of these young ministers.

There is

of them but will comfort and instruct build

more

churches, push

ther in every direction, fead in

a

word do

more

than the aforesaid will do in

a

more

souls to

imposing -looking a

hearts,

kingdom

work for heaven in

lifetime, and

the top of that.

God s

more

not one

one

far

God, year,

ecclesiastic

hundred lifetimes upon


I

CHAPTER THE

l

E

C

trv to

once

was

SlCK

IlT

K

i SS

. i .

I grow confused when I

sick.

recollect her

place

of abode.

that I heard she resided

on

It seemed

such and such

a

large city. Then the report was that she was living in a small town, then again some one said that she was in the country, deep in the f only one thing I was absolutely pinev woods. street in

sure

ďż˝

a

that

she

The

sick.

was

rumor

had been

lingered no doubt in r. ut the minds of those considering her case. going, her last physician, was certain of it. He r. Incoming, the physician who said as much to abroad

to

was

some

There

time.

follow him.

ďż˝ ou will find her very far "What

a sked

r.

seems

to

be

the

gone," matter

he said. with

Incoming. The two

And then followed the consultation.

phvsicians

her "

looked

at

the form

lying

before them.

She had been upon her back for many years.

physician gathering of doc year himself that her particular case was "look-

perhaps reported each

This

tors

like

was

the at

reason

an

that her

annual

2


2 4

PAST

ing up." it,

it

was

Indeed,

RA

SKETCHES.

wrien one

got

to

thinking

about

about all that she could do under the cir

cumstances.

They both looked at her. She had a frail, w asted appearance. Evidently, she did not occupy as much sitting room as she once did. r. A hy sir," said utgoing, "time was when the house could hardly contain her. She so to speak spread herself and filled the building, but" dropping into a sad tone "you see what "

is left of her."" ful silence and

There

was a

contemplation.

moment

Then

of thought-

r.

utgoing

rainy days she is even thinner, and at night she can hardly be seen. Moreover she seems to have but little feeling the afferent and efferent nerves are deadened. ou can ostle or og her sharph-, and she gives no sign. It matters not in regard to treatment whether it is gentle or severe it is all alike to her. I have blistered her; and she groaned not. I have then spread healing and soothing plasters all over her,

continued,

"In

and she evinced "It

she

seems

looked

There

was

pression

of

to

no

satisfaction.""

me," said

brighter certainly an hope.

when I

Incoming, "that came in ust now.

r.

appearance of life,

an e


THE

SICK

interrupted

vesl"

was

installed

She looked

ago.

brighter

"She

utgoing.

r.

same

physician

her

as

2

E.

She did the

ahvavs does that way. when I

I

F

ESS

for

me

four years

She

for awhile.

gets

color and appears revived with each new physi cian for several weeks or months, and then she o-oes

I remember," continued

right down again.

that when the

the doctor,

ceded

me

told

me

ust

better, and

that there that

we

was

official bulletin

prospect of

her recovery;

thanked God, took courage, and would At this

forward.

o-o

patient

that the

sure

wrote in my first

every

who pre

I tell you these facts, I

as

hardlv beheved it; but felt was

physician

time,"

went

on

the doctor,

she heavy sigh, "her form rounded out; covered more sitting room; seemed animated;

with

a

but, alas

it is all

over.

ou

see

for

yourself

how

noth

spindling she is. She has wasted away for her, ing. The last time that I prescribed which was on last Sunday night, I could hardly to

anything of her, she seemed so emaciated." raybe," said r. Incoming, your treatment has been too severe ; too much allopathy, for in see

"

"

stance." "

ot at

all," replied

menced with

homeopathy.

r.

utgoing.

"

I

com

I didn t dream at my


2

PAST

diagnosis

first

SKETCHES.

critically ill; so I sugar pellets, and highly colored draughts and effervescing drinks that she

gave her little but

RA

harmless

so

was

taken from the fields of

nature

I

but

;

rapidly worse." r. Incoming, "that

to my astonishment she grew

"Why,

and science

heard," put in

,she increased in si e at that time."

" b ut it or

es," returned

unhealth

was an

bloated condition.

true

I

soon saw

if there

me

So I discontinued

was

no

homeopath

was

much

so

real life

no

present

and went to power

ful medicines administered in

tell you it

that she had

What did I want with

strength.

flesh before

utgoing, with a groan; state of things, a dropsical

r.

allopathic

simply ama ing

to see

doses.

I

how the flesh

disappeared under this treatment. She shrunk away to nothing after the third or fourth dose." What did you give her asked r. Incoming. "

"

"Wefl, I gave her

wood and

used

some

some

administered

biting

sulphur

acids and caustic

flesh which I discovered.

bhsters, or

two

decoctions of freel v. on

some

I also relied

I

also

proud on

fly

speak of cupping bleeding and one ou see for yourself surgical operations. not to

what is left of her." "

orm-

id you do

nothing

to

build her

up

"


THE

,

SICK

F

ESS

I

2 7

E.

plenty ot strong meat, but I urge it on her, she turns from it with loathing, telling her she must go on to perfect strength, and "

es;

I gave her

she closes her eyes and stretches

her back

out on

flatter than ever," Has

nothing

else been tried

"

" es, every physician that she has employed has had

ing

a

plan

and treatment of his own, but noth

has succeeded."

"So, then." said a

number of

"A do en tain this

r.

physicians

knowledge. is partly the

r.

And she matter

woman

much of many

physicians.

in the

to

take

counted for her

"

that

She says that

gospel

who suffered

physician

new

charge of her brightening up

when you first arrived." said Ah, indeed I

cer

evertheless, she has

connected with every

arrives

she has had

utgoing; to my actually intimates

with her.

she is like the

hopes

"

"

replied

"

Incoming;

That

case.

a

who ac

few moments

r.

Incoming,

r.

utgoing;

with

a

dry

cough." " es, sir," pursued take tell. "

a

fancy

to

you

or

o

she may not.

She is very whimsical and hard to id she like any

one

especially

"she may

"

one

can

please."


2

PAST

"Well, yes. was

SKETCHES.

ow I think of it.

eral favorites. tor who

RA

She

very

savs

lively

that she

and

She had

sev

had

doc-

once

hopeful ;

a

that he used

by propping her way made her stand awhile, telling stood in lier own strength ; that she

to hold her up from her seat, and

up in

some

her that she

did feel better for two no

or

a

while.

three years; is

one

now

ut he left her after in

a

State, and

distant

else will do her that way, and

down fiat

again.

Then she

speaks

so

she is

occasionallv of

another whom she says did not believe in medi

cine, particularly bitter medicine,

nor

in

meat, but gave her thin soups dashed with

thing sparkling

strong some

e hilarating, and a light hash she hardly knows what, onlv it

and

diet made up of

Moreover, she savs that pleasant to the taste. kept her laughing all the time ; he said so manv

was

he

funny things. At one time, she it, she laughed until she cried. ment she almost forgot she was then

she

felt when alone,

heart; but while he

was

a

never

can

forget

nder his treat sick.

ow and

great pain in her

talking

and

prescribing

she forgot her malady; indeed he insisted all alonothat there

she

was

all

by saying

nothing the matter with her; that right. Then she wound up the recital

was

How much I would like to

see

him


THE

SICK

F

ESS

I

2

i .

again, and where is he now, anyhow Aioreover, she speaks of another who put her to sleep with opiates. True, she was easy but she fears dur ing those days, her disease made rapid inroads." How about her voice "

She has

uit singing. effort

;

speak

to

none

ears ago she

of.

Several months since she made

but the failure

was so

an

marked that she has

again. And yet what a singer she once was As to talking, she is about done. Her voice, as I told you, is nearly gone." While the two physicians were engaged in this consultation, they were sitting upon a piece of furniture called a fiighlfit, which, from its height, gave them a good view of the patient. r. After utgoing had finished speaking, they sat together looking at the wasted ob ect before not

tried

them. no

she

iunne meanwhile had manifested little

interest in what

idly

turned

was

the

being

leaves

Sometimes she lifted her

through but

Sometimes

said.

of

heavy

a

or

hymn

book-

eyes to

glance

the open window at the distant

clouds,

never

showed

by

a

sign

that she understood

the remarks made upon her condition.

After

some

additional conversation in From the Sanscrit.

regard

to


2

PAST

her case,

r.

utgoing,

r.

RA

Incoming,

favorably

or

"I haven t

known.

Their

utgoing arched his left. eyebrow vated his right shoulder in reply. In due time the gentlemen arrived and Solium e hibited his skill.

he, in

his a

necessity

Crie y

diagnosis.

"My

informing

gone, indeed.

the sole of your feet you

first

r.

"

dear friend," said

I

am

under the sad

you that you

From the

and ele

He lost little time in

funeral manner; of

are

"

r.

making

doubt

a

names

owd,

Solium, Proppoor eeshun,

and Cevere.

calling practitioners

five other

but that you have met them.

rs.

farewell to

bidding

in

announced that he intended

in to his assistance four well and

SKETCHES.

very far

of your head to

crown are

are

diseased.

There is

you." As soon as iunne heard this far, she at once collapsed figuratively speak ing, and straightened herself out for burial. Cold no

soundness in

at first she became much colder. came

lack-luster and the whole

Incoming

at

once

retorted, " ou

for

me

and I have started

first,

impress

upon her

to

help

r. once

recover

the

right. It is necessary, her desperate condition.

patient, to

body rigid. ut Solium at

protested.

sent

Her eyes be

A difficult German

name.


THE

sicK

F

i ss

iu

.

2

i .

then she Avill take the ahirni, reaction will and

si

in,

t

ďż˝

"It looks to me,"

with

a

groan,

before him;

as

he

interrupted contemplated

nitv

rigid

the

bod -

"that you have about finished her."

ery good," said

"

Incoming,

r.

r. Solium, with frioid dig-

"I will retire and trouble

a

u

longer."

no

And retire he did.

The second

evening,

r.

Proppoor eeshun

took

charge.

His method, he said would be different.

His idea

was

prise

to

draw out her

resources

and encourage her with her

accordingly

took his

form and in

a

position

strength.

are

all

"

right

sur

He

before the recumbent

very cheerful and confident

thus delivered himself,

feel that you

and

i Iy

manner

dear madam, if you

and well,

please signify

b - holding up your right hand." The patient was motionless. r. Proppoor eeshun, some said "Ahem I what taken aback "I will slightly alter my re uest and will utter it plainly and slowl -, so that it in. If, my dear you may thoroughly take the

same

"

friend, you would like on

your feet."

to become

To this there It seemed

though peculiar. the body arose after

well, please stand

was some

as

if

only

a

response,

portion

much hesitation and effort.

of


2 2

PAST

RA

SKETCHES.

Proppoor eeshun was radiant; but even while he was congratulating himself and had turned to speak to iunne evident r. Incoming, ly weakened and sunk back rapidly and looked as though she had never stirred before nor could r.

rise thereafter.

ever

nothing could

else that

arouse

It

proved

dead faint, and

a

done for her that

was

evening

her.

Time would fail to tell all that

was

done

on

the

evenings that followed. Suffice it to say that r. owd greatly tried her nerves, indeed so much so that she rallied enough to thus e press herself and positively refused to listen to anything he had to say.

r.

Crie y

won

wearied of

soon

upon her for awhile ;

hydropathy

but she

and said he made her

feel sick and uncomfortable. The last

one

who tried his skill

His first announcement

"Madam," said he; the

members of

only hope This brought more was

a

certainly

body are amputation."

iunne to her feet

flat refusal

r. Cevere. not

soothing.

"I discover that several of

your

for you is

livered

was

was

ďż˝

adding

diseased than his

own

diseased.

ďż˝

that

The

while she de

they

members.

communicated with such spirit that

were

no

All this r. Ce-


THE

vere

he

was

soon

ďż˝"I "

for

sicK

F

i ss

iu

2

i .

time thrown off his balance;

a

recovered and returned to the

am

confident,"

moreover

that much of your trouble

derangement.

Certain organs

charge. continued,

he

springs are

but

from internal

not

performing

their proper functions; your stomach is overload ed with

indigestible

other things, I

will

proceed

see

matter, and

the need of

give

to

you.

become very sick, not

absolutely of

ourself

,

as a

you have been, but sick

feeling

nothing "

in

me

at

if the very

pains

I urge the emetic

partaken

"

of

ďż˝

"

all."

ut, madam, your eyes and tongue declare it,

and other svmptoms

are

unmistakable.

What you want is

take this emetic.

ing

as

things I have iunne, sullenly;

upon you because you have ou mistake," said

This I

emetic.

an

among

What you need is to

of death had got hold upon you. "

right here,

a

ou must

perfect clean

out."

The

emetic

was

iunne e hibited

administered.

some

In

due

time

ualms.

encouragingly. "I can t do it," replied iunne, gloomily. o this way," said the , but you must. doctor, making certain motions ; take also this draught of hot water; it will help you." "

"

ow, then," said

r. Cevere,


2 4 "

PAST

I

repeat, "

you all

agreed

What need conference

iunne,

said

I have done

me.

SKETCHES.

RA

nothing to

"

deserve this.

say

and

anything

in

have

"

The week s

more

ended

labor

Why

before the time

to torment me

to

nothing

tiiere is

utgoing s

r.

as

eyebrow had predicted in nothing. The physicians in attendance left at different r. times and in ways peculiar to themselves. r. Crie y went away Solium left with a groan. r. Proppoor eeshun departed shaking his head. ďż˝

looking mystified,

aud with the air of

had e hausted all

earthly e pedients.

less than

a

was

r. for

remarkable

wipe

observed to

Incoming

the

more

rest

haggard

The time is

can

leaving,

r. Cevere, in a

"

was

of the and

manner,

and at the front gate

off the dust from his shoes.

left alone with the

Some

year.

prostrated

plwsicians,

his shoulder and read the

thrilhng item,

miracle

do the work."

say

iunne is

patient

he

looks

patient. regular annual

than his

for the

and the doctor is pre

paring an official bulletin relative to his interesting charge. I have ust "

a

shook the skirts of his

approaching

convocation of

who

man

othing

thunderbolt from the skv,

from heaven," said he, coat in

a

the health of

looked

following original looking up."

over

and


CHAPTER XX. THE

ANNL AL

^"p^HE Tanypin 1"

to

Conference

of Blusterville.

town

place

had asked for it,

see

CONFJCRENCE.

that their pastor in

was

each

the

Tiie Church in that

and sent up

voicing

a

delegation

the request should

have proper moral support and

three

to meet in

gentlemen composing the prepared a speech declaring

backing. delegation

The had

the many excel

lences of Blusterville, the road that

people,

ran

by

the

superiority of the rail town, the hospitality of the

etc., etc.

They

however

w ere

not allow^ed to

deliver them

impromptu way of their carefully pre pared speeches. In fact there was no need for two reasons ; one was that the preacher in charge selves in

had

an

already

and should

said not

everything

be said.

that could and should

We recall

a

few

things.

He said that the citizens of Blusterville desired this convocation of ministers above their chief

joy;

uncertainty great privilege would be granted them they were filled with anxiety; that the church there needed that

even now

in the

as

to

whether the

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29

PA

the moral

toning as

right ally,

to "

and do

a

bishop

;

they

our

on

that

that his

given

our

charge had

people

wanted to

"What I

so.

should

grave and

up that would be

pastor

a

back four years

bishop

.

it

by

that if the Conference did not

Conference; his work

ETCHE

TORAL

"

see

the

come

would be set never seen a

and had

one,

a

he exclaimed dramatic

old members go down to the

children grow up without

ever

seeing

"

inviting preacher inspired by the approving smiles and nods of the elegation of Three, also said that the men in Blusterville were willing to give up their rooms and sleep in the galleries if The

necessary; that the front doors would be knocked down if need be and to

make fires to

split

up into

kindling

cook the meals and

bodies of the members of the

wood

warm

Tarr^ pin

the

Confer

ence.

A

number of

other

very nice

oily said by

sweet

en

the impossible things were brother who suddenly wound up for the lack of breath and from a sheepish consciousness that his point had been gained some time before. The thusiastic and

Conference had been

willing

and like

know who

or

a woman we

to

go from the start;

accepted

for her hand before he finished his

the suit

speech,

even


THE ANN

O was

the

spirit

AL

CONl l.

29

l.Nc i .

and attitude of the Tarr

pin

Con

ference.

The other

why

reason

there

was

no

need

tor

elegation of Three, the Colonel Judge and octor to speak their prepared impromptu speech es and urge their plea, w as that there was no other place that was bidding lor the Conference. It was Hobson s Choice with the Conference; they had the

to

go

to

Blusterville.

The town of Xabobville that had

session of the

enjoj^ed

the

Conference the year before, said

startling plainness that the mem bers of the Tarr pin Conference had nearly ruined their church walls and floor with tobacco juice, publicly

and with

and had scented their window curtains at home

with a

cigar smoke,

they

and

would take

a

rest

for

while.

being

The fact of there for the

session, seemed

next

tion of the

eloquent

heads

Bishop "

now

No other

proceed

place bidding

to escape

the atten

a serene

pleasure

in

having

soothingly rubbed, until with a rap of the gavel said place being in nomination, you will

softly

Bland

other

inviter and many others in the

Conference who took

their

no

and

to vote.

nual Conference

being

All in favor of the next An held in Blusterville say I."


29

PA

The

vote

preacher

in

if

unanimous.

was

charge

Frisky smiled,

ETCHE

TORAL

at

.

that town the

his

nodded

the

Whereupon

r.

Rev.

head, and looked

as

mountain had been rolled off his breast, and

a

immediately to the elegation of Three, and shook congratulatory hands with them all, one of whom an old gentleman with the palsy ac tually shed tears of joy. o this was the way that the Tarrypin Confer went

over

ence

came

Frisky

to

It is true that Brother

Blusterville.

told his wife that his

but there

was a

by sundry

nods and dark

sayings

Frisky were

could

Judge never

Judge

lait ^

started

of the commit

elegation octor,

and

and

was

octor

of

that

have carried his

But it

contented.

Colonel

thing;

him, that but for the strong

and silent influence of the Colonel

did the

conviction among the

tee which went with

the

speech

Three, Brother

point.

o all

evident to all that the were

regarded

with

day they returned from news that they had secured their town for the following

increased respect from the the session with the the

Conference for

year. There

was

quite

a

flutter among the citizens of

Blusterville when twelve

months

after that, the

first arrivals of the Conference took

place,

and


THE

certain

ANN

AL

beaver hatted and overcoated gentlemen

walked the These

of the town.

streets

first

comers

the

were

classes for examination, with who

came on

But he

preach.

was

preached

feeling

tened with the

the

a

morrow,

big time was to biggest guns were

that the

that the

arrive and be unlimbered. for the

The

sermon was

Conference, and it

unfortunate that the brother

soon,

at

and the audience lis

yet

so

charges. night to

put up

on

evidently prepared

and

few other brethren

come

most

committees

ahead of time from their

One of this last class

to

299

CONFERENCE.

was

was

caught

up

and before the Conference proper had

appeared

in the

regular following paragraph "We heard great things of Brother Toosoon s sermon on Tuesday night; the echo of it had not But the

arrived.

sermon

Conference letter in the

ceased

to

reverberate at the time of

greatly regret

We

that it

was

not

our

our

arrival.

good

fortune

to hear it."

At

midnight

Conference with beaver hats

ing seen

the

Tuesday the main body of the Next morn the bishop arrived. were everywhere; and all were

of

moving by stages

one

of the

toward

a

common

ethodist Church of the town. sacred edifice

was

center, In front

another collection of


.

PA

TORAL

ETCHE

.

beaver hatted and overcoated

shaking ness

gentlemen who were hawhawing with great hearti

hands and

over

the sallies and salutations of still other

incoming beaver Promptly at 9 the hymn,

hats and overcoats. the

a.m.

And

are we

came

yet

arose

and

read

alive

hymn

At the sound of the the church all

Bishop

the hats in front of

in, and the feet correspond

ing to the hats proceeded to tread into an undis tinguishable mass the first two stanzas of the grand old melody that has moved and melted ten thou sand faithful hearts

on

earth and in heaven.

cripture reading by the bish op, there was a second prayer by Brother Patriarch. After this the bishop made some opening re marks. He said that he was "glad to be at the Tarrypin Conference;" whereupon the Confer After prayer and

ence

looked

glad

also.

He said that he had often heard of the life and movements

of the

Tarrypin Conference,

outstripped other sister in some good things."

it had race,

and how

Conferences in the

Here the Conference

was

proud or The bishop

to say that he had

look

undecided whether to

humble. went

on

"

been


THE

traveling

several

ference and

ANN

AL

days

to

CO

1

eri nci .

reach the

of the Con

seat

had lost much rest and

was

feelin r

quite jaded

Immediately

tlie Conference looked very tired

for him.

But." the aid,

bishop

he looked for their

mpath and pra ers, and felt that they a pleasant and profitable service."

s^

have

The Conference at if thev felt

as

added,

With

some

bishop

the

so

once

brightened

would

and looked

too.

other

general

and

inspiring

remarks

directed the secretary to call the roll.

After this officer had

performed

human instrument in which

one

on

remarkable

a

hundred and

voices answered "Here" and "Present" in hundred and

fifty

appointment

these

of decks for ble bustle in

preparatory steps, and clearing

general action, there was considera bringing in two small tables for the

Press." The

less in

of committees

place.

uring

"

one

different intonations, the elec

tion of secretaries and took

fifty

"Press"

youths

one

represented by

who carried

a

a

on

two

beard

great roll of white

paper

ear, and

bur

pencil yet consequential

hand,

dened and

was

one

looks

on

wore

their

coun


2

PA

ETCHE

TORAL

.

just a curious flicker in the bishop s eye as he glanced under his eyebrows at the two young gentlemen of the quill as they sat one on the right hand, and the other on his left. There seemed

tenances.

The

twinkle seemed to

now." that

And

being

had their

located

at

their

The two

in the different reports

"

One pencils. twenty traveling preach

Chair"

were

request."

uilldrivers

r.

it

remarkable

that

own

his feet to make "

in for

are

characters examined and all

ious to know the

of the

proved

it

their

from

fell

statement ers

so

We

"

sav

name

were

of every

exceedinglv

who stood

one

a

motion,

to

the fact that Brother

or

to

anx on

call the attention o and

o

from Wildcat Bottom had arrived and desired his name

to be entered

When the

on

reading

port took place the

the roll

of the "

Press

as

present.

Publishing "

was

that

they thought they

soon

volved

becoming mentally

over

the report,

one

could

had struck the very ker

nel and substance of the Conference

But

re

evidently flut

tered, and the way their pencils flew see

House

one

proceedings.

abstracted and in

commenced

paring

his

nails, and the other drew heads and curious de

signs .

on

the

margin

of

a

newspaper.

y

An actual report.


THE ANN

uncture

At this

ATv

CO

otlier httle tables

up the aisle with their

legs

air, and deposited in

the

ICRJ.NCi .

wn e

appealingly

lifted

various

nooks for the editors of the

brought and

corners

Jerusalem

in

Jer

and

ieho Advocates, and for the treasurers of the dif

ferent Conference Boards. Pencils a

business

look settled upon

passed

forms

abounded, paper

now

in

front

of

was

in demand,

all faces,

the

"

stooping

Chair," others

whispered, fine looking men with beaver hats held up straight in the left hand, and with umbrella or walking cane under the right arm moved about smiling bowing shaking hands here and there and listening occasionally

tiptoed

to

the

around and

proceedings.

Ladies lent their smiles and feathers the

to

grace

ome of them bent forward to ask

scene.

flowing black hair and gold eyeglasses who had just arisen in an impressive way to announce that Brother Jack

who the young

preacher

was

Higginbotham a lay member istrict had just arrived, and retary

to

take

with

of the Persimmon

he wanted the

sec

note.

whisperers gathered in corners. en buttonholed each other in whispered speech. till others bowed down over sitting forms in whis Clusters

of


PA

per.

TORAL

ETCHE

Congestion speedily

set

.

in, in the form of

groups in the vestibule, around the stove, and about the tables of the money

changers. The combined whisper became simply terrific, when Crack I down came the bishop s gavel on the table before him, scores started, congested groups broke up, the ganglionic centers were relieved, and a pro found stillness

was

realized for two minutes in the

midst of which sudden silence and tention could be heard

compelled

at

voice with monotonous

a

mechanical and nasal accent "

We have four church

membership

saying buildings bishop,

and

a

of three hundred, etc.

"Are your

people religious " queried the bishop looking sharply over his gold rimmed glasses at the reporting brother. "Well bishop" drawled Brother echanical rubbing his chin reflectively I would sav mid dling so." "

But here the buzz in the and other

interesting

Prominent and

edifying

conspicuous

presiding elders. hands large leathern the

and

corners

facts

in the

They

ah

wallets

or

began again were

assembly

lost. were

carried in their bill

pocketbooks

filled with all kinds of papers. They also carried about with them a burdened and careworn look as


^HE ANN AL CONFERENCE.

if not

only

rested

on

as

if thev

5

the Conference but the entire Church

their shoulders. were

dozen different

Their eyes had

trying

to

things

at once.

remember two This

a

or

look three

greatly

im

pressed the young preachers who were divided in their opinions as to whether this look of care carne from anxiety in regard to the stationing of the preachers or from other responsibilities not under stood but connected with the office.

ome of the

purely from a concern about their own appointments ; but it is to be remembered that there are always suspicious people. It was noticeable that these gentlemen were never alone after the Conference was opened, but were armed around, and buttonholed, and pulled into corners, and sought after with great assiduity by older brethren

different

thought this

members

of

the

observable also that the times had

plating

a

far away

break

the interviewer a

Conference.

presiding

look

as

if he

on

on

lonely his departure

shores.

It

was

elder at such were

contem

watching Curiously also

distant ranges of mountains

sea waves

him

look sprang

or

bore away with

like abstracted gaze.

till another fact

was

his announcement each 2

that when the

day

would say

bishcp

in


PA

The

"

TORAL

presiding

ETCHE

elders will

.

please

meet

me

at

three o clock this afternoon at the residence of Col.

Blowhard,"

This with other able

impressed

one

could have heard

things equally

a

pin drop.

strange and remark

the mind with the fact of the im

portance of the presiding elder, and his eminent eneral Conference whether

fitness to go to the he should

be

ever

one

of the

that stand around the Throne

twenty four

or

not.

The introduction of connectional officers marked feature of the first true

morning

that this had been done

a

elders

w^as

session.

a

It is

number of times

people we know are bashful, and it pays to be polite. Anyhow the Conference arose to be introduced again to the brethren they had been introduced to before, and seemed really glad to know the officers. o the Conference came from a sitting to a standing position, and then fell back, and rose and before, but

fell

again,

Board, and a

some

and fell and

rose

as

first

r. A of

r. B of another Board and

third Board, and

r.

of

no

one

r. C of

Board at all

were

presented. There of the

ing

was a

octors

that he

was

sparring between two r. B say on the subject of age glad to be preceded by r. A who

playful

bit of


THE ANN

had

preceded

of years mother

him into the world

that he remembered

eulogized

B looked

AL CONFERENCE.

even

the

great laughter,

as

preaching

a

good

stretch

child how his

a

r. A.

of

r. A, all this

grayer than and

by

As

r.

produced

the Conference unbent it

so

self and shuffled its feet, and

laughed quite loudly, until it noticed the gravity of the bishop, who by the way had heard the humorous sally a dozen times, and who therefore could hardly look other w^ise ; then the Conference suddenly became grave and like Henrj of England never smiled again. Two expressions could not but deeply impress The words

the visitor at Conference.

remarkable in themselves, but their

tition

were

frequent

not

repe

actually gully canyon so that the thoughts had to move in that direction. One of the expressions was This Conference The loftiness with which this phrase was sir." uttered could not be justly described. omething and exalted was alluded to, and yet very high every one seemed to know its mind and just what made

a

mental

or

"

to

do with and for it.

long will

to

every

never

It seemed in

speaker.

agree to this

"This or

a sense

to be

Conference

sir

that," "This Confer

consulted," "This Confer

ence

sir has not been

ence

sir is not to be treated this

way,"

"

This Con


PA

ference sir

TORAL

cannot

"standing"

ETCHE

afford "

.

"prestige,"

tlie

or

and "record" of "this Conference

sir" etc. etc.

psychological study to see how the Conference changed its looks as it felt the touch of certain adjectives, and so would look offended, injured, dignified or gracious according to the picture that was being dravvm of it at the It

was

a

time.

Another memorable the shore of memory is How often it rolled

on.

for human

sos

stability,

speaker knocked presented his side

volley With

of a

"

in times of

want

"

having

of the

case

sos"

out.

a

But alas

a

the

question a

slab

a

the

a

some

perfect

Conference. looks settled,

over

the buried

"That s so."

said that he felt troubled

But

at

the

Conference, that he did

not

this Conference

up arguments

point clear,

when lo

from

inscription

done such

and

the brother who followed the

nine tenths vote

with the

speeches

down his arguments and then

"that s

peaker No. hasty action of

ring

would

and the Conference raised matter

on

the week s session

as

brother made his

one

chorus of "that s

washed up

That s so."

heard

was

Especially As

debates.

expression "

"

to

thing,

go down to

and

new, and

history

proceeded more

to

as

pile

of them old.


THE

and asked

ANN

AE

CONFERENCE.

O9

having been a voter with the majori ty for the privilege of reconsidering the action they had taken. Whereupon the Conference with a hearty "that s so" proceeded to take the back track or flop entirely over. The story is told of a as

clerical member of after most

one

of the Conferences that

warmly advancing

his views in

a

certain

bishop arose and just as fervently ad vanced opposite views, whereupon this brother wiping his face not yet cool from his own speech matter, the

cried

out

"That s

bishop those are my sentiments." The Conference laughed uproariously over the incident, but failed to see that the man was doing just what the Conference itself had done a thou so

sand times before. The first announcenient of the Committee

on

Worship was also an impressive moment. Again the pin dropping stillness was apparent, and a sudden rigidity fell upon fully twenty preachers. in this , by building at Preaching to night Rev. . R. A. kyscraper." The effect of his announcement was equally Public

"

striking.

At least ten

men

breathed

felt overlooked, and Brother appear unconscious,

easier, others

kyscraper

but failed.

He

tried to

spent the


IO

PA

TORAL

ETCHE

.

afternoon

pacing up and down his room rehearsing the golden periods that were to roll forth on the astonished and delighted audience of that night. But he had used up most of his vitality in a con fined room, lost mental spring in the burden of memorized speech, and failed to linger for the di vine freshness and unction upon the soul without which all

sermons

scraper s

kite flew low that

swer

the

in

are

failures.

night; upward soarings the jerk

pulpit;

and it

was

subject aloft, when black jack thicket. as

falls and

Brother

ant.

that

and

night

a

it failed to

upward

There is

od

an

of the hand in

as

if he

the tail of the kite

from the brethren that

Conference,

ky

vain for the brother to toss

back his hair and look

holy fire

o Brother

were

night always

comes

kyscraper

as

no

was

in

a

responses

is wont to be at

the

case

when the

down upon his

came

his

sav

out

serv

of the church

sadder man, but not wiser,

tributed his lack of

as

he

at

soaring power to loss of sleep on the previous night. The only compliment that he received was from a girl sixteen ^ears old who told him next day that he had preached a mighty sermon." Brother pretty kyscraper groaned in o his abstract abstruse erudite discourse wardly. was a mighty pretty sermon I "

"

"


THE

ANN

AL

If he had known it he

cONFi u

was

in

to that of the

young

preacher

failed in the

pulpit

after

gering upon

conlidence.

the

a

11 similar condition

who luul

entering

An old

it full of swag

preacher

drooping head,

and

lamentably

laid Ids hand

said

these

wise

words "If you had gone into that

coming

pulpit feeling

like

pulpit; you would have come out of that pulpit feeling like you did when you went into that pulpit." One morning the business proceedings were stopped that a gavel might be presented to the It was made Conference by a certain individual. you do

out

now

in

of wood taken from

of that

out

a

rafter of the house in

Bishop Longtimeago was born. The Con ference expressed its thanks by a rising vote. The donor wanted to deliver a speech in connection which

with the

presentation

of the

gavel,

but the

rumor

getting out that the speech was an hour long, com promise was made with him for live minutes of it, and the rest was ordered published. All of which was satisfactory to both parties. Other interesting and important features of the Conference

we

pass

over

because touched upon in

other parts of this volume.

The resolutions of the last

da

are

familiar to


12 all. the

PA

Everybody

ETCHE

TORAL

.

is thanked in these resolutions,

railroad, steamboats, hotel keepers, telegraph

operators, newspaper reporters, citizen entertain ers,

sexton, and all.

original opened The

and

highly

Who

can

forget

correct sentence

their doors and

appointments

spread to

were

"

that rich

Who have

their tables." be read at

p.m.

onday. The church was jammed before the hour by people who came to behold the last of the Tarrypin Conference and see how preachers could take appointments and disappointments. The presiding elders came in late, all wearing a It was whispered that the bishop burdened look. was lingering in his room over the list." Fully half the preachers looked like they were Jacob s cattle, for some felt streaked, others striped, and still others spotted. ome last piece of business was attended to, several hymns were sung, and the bishop was seen working his way up the crowded aisle. He looked graver than the presiding elders, and Jacob s cat "

tle increased. The old time

hymn

was

Blest be the dear

raised and sung.

uniting

That will not let

us

Our bodies may far oflE We still

are one

love

part remove

in heart.


THE

ANN

Brother Patriarch brethren

groaned

only

called upon to pray, the

the

over

house, and

fought and

were

many

the world

preachers

remember

good to

if there

all

that

souls to

begged them to appointments were

He

appoint.

to

were

save

and broken hearts

He recalled the sacrifice and

aviour,

and toil of the

spirit

given

to have

appointment; but there were called it good appointments and

however

bind up.

his

won

the best

man

as

ictories

gave his final address, in

bishop

which he said that he would like few

some

od.

to

After this the

every

1

CONFJ;Ri NCi;.

was

all

marvelous battles

known

AL

to

do

good

poverty

and bade them go out in

and bless

mankind.

He

called them bundles of mercy, and told them how

their presence would vation to many in

sorrow

was even

a

bring light,

comfort and sal

soul that this moment

was

sitting

and darkness and knew not that

preparing

then

to

od

send the messenger of

peace and life.

When he concluded and ness

that

was

painful

opened

filled the

the list

room.

a

still

One could

only calm ones were some who knew where they were going, and two connectional officers who were out of the ring and now looked on with a curious gaze as they tried to almost hear hearts beat.

The


^

PA

recall how

their

they

TORAL

ETCHE

.

used to feel in other years before

promotion.

The "Press"

Preachers

paper.

fixed

was

with

steadfast eye

a

first word.

on

they expected

which no one

would

see

ream

were

of

pencils

and

bishop waiting

dagger

was

a

notebooks

the

till others

that when the

corners

hand with

on

for the

crouched in dark of

disappointment

thrust into their

hearts,

their blanched faces and wdtness

suffering. And others still were scattered through the congregation assuming a smiling care less spirit which they did not feel. The reading at last commenced with the words their

istrict.

Nabob

oft

A.

Presiding

Nabobville

tation

. R. Nice.

Hollow Circuit

. T. Head.

ission

Hard

Elder.

I.

. Poorman,

Etc. etc. etc.

uring a

reading

the

preacher opened

and fortitude

was

But while the

elevations the "

or

"

his in

appointments scarcely lips. A partan courage

more

preachers

than

who

came

sympathetic

night. receiving the nothing; from

one

were

the knockdowns said

audience

Ohs

of the

that

"Ahs

that would rise like the sound of

"

a

and

wind


THE ANN

in the trees, and

AL

CONFERENCE.

15

suddenly die away. And once there was a hand clapping when the name of Brother Frisky was read out for the second year at

as

Blusterville. The end

was

reached at last, the

sung, the benediction

dying

pronounced,

doxology

was

and then the

began to be found. There were hand shakings, hearty congratulations, and also words of tender sympath spoken in secret. ome faces were smiling, some were cloudy, and others were nigh to tears. But the Lord looked and the dead

down and said that he would take

care

of them

all; and that the laughing brother needed him much

as

sighing

his

servant

heartbroken at that minute And he did It

was

ence

as

not

on

who

was

as

walking

the darkened street.

he said, he took

care

of them all.

yet day when the Tarrypin Confer

assembled at the station for

departure

on

the

morning "Express." Here and there a late member could be seen hurrying along the shadowy streets while feeble lights gleamed through the foggy air from the windows of homes that had prepared a hasty meal for the vanishing guests. A freight train loaded with geese thundered by earlv

and then backed into

a

side track.

The confined

fowls stretched their necks and screamed

loudly


^^ at

PA

the

TORAL

preachers,

at

ETCHE

which there

.

was

a

laugh

loud

among the beaver hats.

trange sights waited for the two

wings

zing

w^hile the Conference

The leaders of the

of the Conference

opinion.

had

pieces

before

trunk side

on

were

by

were

been

never

Boanerges

The two

other to

seen

Passenger."

if there

as

noon

"

were

seen

difference of

a

who had cut each

the Conference floor the after now^

side.

seen

sitting

amicably

on

oped

in

cloud of tobacco smoke of his

ing.

The

a

on

a

The brother w^ho wrote the

Jeremiad

tate of the Church

the

fraterni

envel

was own

mak

bishop who had been fairly encircled with

individuals and burdened with attentions before the

reading

of the

appointments,

now

stood alone in

meditative

Just

position leaning upon his day was breaking the red

as

comotive moments

was seen

the

in the

panting

"

up

Express

where

then

lonely rooster flapped his wings and a

dismal and

ence

a

"

and in

ten

a

few

minutes late

trice had swallowed

hundred beaver hats and valises.

Just a

eye of the lo

distance,

rolled into the station, and in a

umbrella.

went

bitterly.

heartbreaking

away up town sent

crow.

out, and the rooster

He

was

forth

on

some

the air

The Confer

came

the last of his tribe.

in and

crew


TIIE

AXN

In two minutes out

AL

more

thundering disappeared with its

the train

of town; the last coach

red lanterns around

a

curve,

engine drifted heavily off and the Tarrypin Conference the

and debates, with all its

1

CONFERENCE.

"

was

the black smoke of

pine trees, its speeches

amid the with all

whereases

"

and

"

be it

resolveds," with all its motions and commotions,. with all its

proceedings

and

THE EN

recedings

.

was

gone.


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