MOVIE LISTINGS
JAN. 25-26
SERIOUSLY?: They green-lighted “Hansel and Gretel: Witch Hunters,” starring Jeremy Renner, over “Oliver Cromwell: Leprechaun Decimator” and “Paul Bunyan: Chupacabra Wrangler”? The one with Abe Lincoln and the vampires was bad enough, but jeez... Market Street Cinema times at or after 9 p.m. are for Friday and Saturday only. Breckenridge, Lakewood 8, Riverdale and McCain Mall showtimes were not available by press deadline. Find up-to-date listings at arktimes.com.
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JANUARY 23, 2013
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NEW MOVIES Hansel and Gretel: Witch Hunters (R) — They’re just running out of ideas, aren’t they? Starring Jeremy Renner. Chenal 9: 11:00 a.m., 1:30, 4:00, 7:00, 10:00 (IMAX 3D). Rave: 11:30 a.m., 2:45p 5:15p 7:45p 10:15 (2D), 2:00, 4:30, 7:00, 9:30 (3D), 10:30 a.m., 1:00, 3:30, 5:55, 8:30, 11:00 (3D XTreme). Movie 43 (R) — Probably not as good as “Movie 42,” but most likely better than “Movie 44” will be. Chenal 9:11:15 a.m., 1:40, 4:15, 7:15, 10:20. Rave: 11:35 a.m., 2:10, 4:45, 7:15, 9:55. Parker (R) — You’d think movie bad guys would learn to never mess with Jason Stratham, but they just keep messing with him. Rave: 10:35 a.m., 1:30, 4:25, 7:30, 10:30. Race 2 (NR) — Bollywood action flick about the Indian mafia in Turkey. Rave: 11:25 a.m., 2:55, 6:35, 10:10. RETURNING THIS WEEK Alex Cross (PG-13) — Pretty much “Tyler Perry’s ‘Death Wish’ meets ‘Seven.’ ” Movies 10: 2:35, 7:45. Argo (R) — A group of Americans in revolutionary Iran make an improbable escape, based on actual events, from director Ben Affleck. Movies 10: 12:30, 1:50, 3:10, 4:30, 5:50, 7:10, 8:30, 9:50. Broken City (R) — Marky Mark is an ex-cop PI hired by Gladiator to see if his wife is cheating on him. Chenal 9: 11:05 a.m., 1:45, 4:25, 7:05, 10:05. Rave: 12:40, 3:35, 7:35, 10:25. Django Unchained (R) — Another revenge flick from Quentin Tarantino, with Jamie Foxx and the guy from “Titanic.” Rave: 11:15 a.m., 3:10, 7:05, 10:45. Flight (R) — Denzel Washington is a pilot with a substance abuse problem, from director Robert Zemeckis. Movies 10: 12:10, 4:00, 7:00, 10:00. Frankenweenie (PG) — A young boy resurrects his departed pooch in Tim Burton’s latest gothlite animated feature. Movies 10: 12:15, 2:40, 4:45, 7:20, 9:30. Gangster Squad (R) — Hardboiled gangster drama set in 1940s Los Angeles, with Sean Penn, Josh Brolin, Emma Stone and Ryan
Gosling. Chenal 9: 11:10 a.m., 1:50, 4:30, 7:10, 10:10. Rave: 12:20, 3:15, 7:15, 10:05. A Haunted House (R) — All your favorite midto late-2012 pop-culture references, all conveniently stapled onto a single parody of the “Paranormal Activity” flicks. Rave: 11:00 a.m., 1:45, 4:20, 7:20, 9:45. Here Comes the Boom (PG) — “The Zookeeper” star Kevin James is a teacher in this one. Movies 10: 12:25, 2:50, 5:15, 7:40, 10:10. Hitchcock (PG-13) — Starring Sir Anthony Hopkins as Hitchcock, Dame Helen Mirren as the director’s wife and Scarlett Johansson as Janet Leigh. Market Street: 2:00, 4:30, 7:00, 9:15. The Hobbit (PG-13) — Slate’s headline: “Bored of the Rings – The Hobbit looks like Teletubbies and is way too long.” Ooh … burn. Whatever, it’ll probably gross bajillions. Rave: 3:20, 10:20. Hotel Transylvania 3D (PG) — Animated kids movie in which Dracula is an overprotective father who hosts a big monster mash, starring the voice of Adam Sandler, of course. Movies 10: noon, 2:15, 4:25, 6:35, 8:45 (2D), 1:05, 3:15, 5:25, 7:35, 9:45 (3D). Hyde Park on Hudson (R) — In which Bill Murray is FDR. Market Street: 2:00, 4:20, 7:00, 9:15. The Impossible (PG-13) — Ewan McGregor and Naomi Watts star in this tale of a family that survives the 2004 Asian tsunami. Market Street: 2:15, 4:30, 7:15, 9:00. Rave: 12:15, 7:10. Jack Reacher (PG-13) — Cliche-a-thon action thriller starring Tom Cruise and, for some reason, Werner Herzog. Rave: 10:40 a.m. The Last Stand (R) — The Governator returns to the silver screen to blow up bad guys with Johnny Knoxville and Luis Guzman. Chenal 9: 11:25 a.m., 2:00, 4:35, 7:25, 10:30. Rave: 11:10 a.m., 2:20, 5:10, 8:00, 10:55. Les Miserables (PG-13) — Latest version of Victor Hugo’s classic, starring Anne Hathaway, Gladiator, Wolverine and Borat. Chenal 9: 11:30 a.m., 3:00, 6:30, 10:00. Rave: 10:30 a.m., 2:05, 5:35, 9:10. Life of Pi (PG) — Based on the smash-hit book of the same name, from director Ang Lee. Market Street: 1:45, 4:15, 6:45, 9:15. Rave: 11:20 a.m. (3D). Lincoln (PG-13) — Steven Spielberg’s biopic about Abraham Lincoln, with Daniel Day Lewis and Sally Field. Rave: 11:40 a.m., 3:05, 6:30, 10:20.
Mama (PG-13) — From “Pan’s Labyrinth” helmer, rising star Jessica Chastain confronts a bunch of terrifying something or other. Chenal 9: 11:20 a.m., 1:55, 4:20, 7:20, 10:25. Rave: 11:35 a.m., 2:15, 4:00, 5:05, 6:45, 7:50, 9:35, 10:35. Pitch Perfect (PG-13) — Competitive groups of singers have singing competitions and so forth. Movies 10: 12:05, 5:05, 10:05. Promised Land (R) — “Hi, Gus Van Sant and Matt Damon here, reminding you that fracking is bad, as if the people who’ll go see this needed to be reminded of that fact.” Market Street: 2:15, 7:15. Red Dawn (PG-13) — Not so much a “remake” as an act of cinematic necrophilia — and an unnecessary one at that. Movies 10: 12:35, 2:45, 4:55, 7:05, 9:35. Rust & Bone (R) — Marion Cotillard is a recently disabled whale trainer who must find the will to live. Market Street: 4:15, 9:00. Silver Linings Playbook (R) — Bradley Cooper and Jennifer Lawrence star as two dysfunctional yet charming weirdoes who are just trying to make their way in this crazy world, OK? Jeez! Chenal 9: 11:15 a.m., 2:00, 4:45, 7:30, 10:15. Rave: 11:50 a.m., 3:50, 6:55, 10:00. Taken 2 (PG-13) — Sequel to the kidnappingbased action film, with Liam Neeson. Movies 10: 12:20, 2:55, 5:20, 7:30, 9:40. Zero Dark Thirty (R) — This is a Major Serious Film that raises Big Important Questions about the implications of … eh, whatever. Let’s just give this the Best Picture Oscar now and call it a day. Chenal 9: 11:00 a.m., 2:30, 6:00, 9:30. Rave: 11:45 a.m., 3:20, 7:05, 10:40. Chenal 9 IMAX Theatre: 17825 Chenal Parkway, 821-2616, www.dtmovies.com. Cinemark Movies 10: 4188 E. McCain Blvd., 945-7400, www.cinemark.com. Cinematown Riverdale 10: Riverdale Shopping Center, 296-9955, www.riverdale10.com. Lakewood 8: 2939 Lakewood Village Drive, 7585354, www.fandango.com. Market Street Cinema: 1521 Merrill Drive, 312-8900, www.marketstreetcinema.net. Rave Colonel Glenn 18: 18 Colonel Glenn Plaza, 687-0499, www.ravemotionpictures.com. Regal Breckenridge Village 12: 1-430 and Rodney Parham, 224-0990, www.fandango.com. Regal McCain Mall 12: 3929 McCain Blvd., 7531380, www.regmovies.com.