"¿Que Es Mas Homo?" by W.B. Keckler

IF YOU WERE A FLINTSTONE, WHICH FLINTSTONE WOULD YOU BE? This one's easy.

I would be DINO, because he is boyish, & purple & oh-so-gay.

Yet mercifully lacks flamboyance.

But Dino always gets locked out of the house and cries at the door like a 19th century French protagonist.

You'd think in time he would realize there is fortune & adventure sometimes in being on the cold side of the door, and go find another agonist, purple & boyish, who loves to tackle as much as he do and do and do and do each other