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LONGMONT THANKS ITS VETERANS WITH SOME WELL DESERVED R&R
RESPECT and REMEMBRANCE SAW 07
IT‛S BEEN 10 YEARS SINCE THE FDA DECLARED CLONED MEAT SAFE. WHAT WERE WE AFRAID OF?
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FREEZE, YOU PINE SCUM!
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THE’RE NOT FREEZING, THAT’S THE PROBLEM.
I JUST DONT GET IT! THESE DAYS EVERYTHING TASTES LIKE CHICKEN.
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DUE TO THE USDA’S INVESTIGATION, THE ST. VRAIN SCHOOL DISTRICT HAS IMPLEMENTED A NEW LUNCH PROGRAM. 4
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TODAY THE FORRESTS OF COLORADO, TOMORROW THE WORLD!
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THE 2008 BEETLEMASS CONVENTION. 5
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YEAH! ... WELL,....I‛M CALLIN THE T-C GRIPE LINE TO, WELL... GRIPE ABOUT IT!
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GOOD MORNING! I JUST WANTED TO SAY “THANK YOU” FOR NOT BUYING THE BEAR PROOF TRASH CANS.
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HEY LENNY, REMEMBER WHEN WE WERE HUNTED BY WOLVES?
BACK THEN WE ALWAYS HAD TO WATCH OUR BACKS. THINGS ARE GREAT NOW. THE HEARD IS HUGE. GIRLS ARE EVERY WHERE, AND WE’RE...
LENNY?
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THINNING THE HEARD THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN NATIONAL PARK WAY. 7
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DO YOU SWEAR TO TELL THE TRUTH, THE WHOLE TRUTH AND NOTHING BUT THE TRUTH. I DO!
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I OBJECT!
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RE-CERTIFYING COLORADO’S ELECTRONIC VOTING MACHINES. I DON’T CARE WHAT CITY A DOG LIVES IN, WE HAVE THE RIGHT TO SUPPORT ANY CAUSE, ANY WAY WE SEE FIT.
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PINK, BLUE, YELLOW, BLACK, IT‘S NOT THE COLOR THAT MATTERS, IT’S THE AWARENESS. 9
YOU CAN’T CATCH THE WEST NILE VIRUS IN THE AIR. WHAT’S WITH THE GAS MASK?
I’M MORE SCARED OF THE PESTICIDES THEY’RE SPRAYING.
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STEP TO SUCCESS
PATH TO SUCCESS
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YOU MADE IT PAST TENURE!
2008 STAF F CUTS ROCK
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THE PATH OF A ST. VRAIN VALLEY SCHOOL DISTRICT EMPLOYEE.
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NORMAN SHELLA
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WITH OUT A WORD, NORMAN HANDED OVER HIS LOSES. HE NEVER DID FIND OUT THAT SHELLA WAS IN TOWN FOR THE 55TH ANNUAL WOMEN’S STATE BOWLING TOURNAMENT.
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THE ONLY WAY THE STATE COULD PASS AN I-70 TOLL WAY.
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ONE CAN ONLY GUESS WHO CAUSED THIS MESS.
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LATE AT NIGHT IN THE TOWN OF LONGMONT, THE INFAMOUS CHICKEN LADY SHUTS HER SHADES TO LET HER CHICKENS OUT TO PLAY
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PUT AN END TO THE OVER POPULATION OF PRAIRIE DOGS THE SAME WAY ROCKY MOUNTAIN NATIONAL PARK DOES WITH ELK.
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APPARENTLY GOV. BILL RITTER THINKS THAT HIGH SCHOOL GRADS ARE NOT PREPARED.
AGH! WHAT DOES HE KNOW... WAIT, WHO’S BILL RIITER?
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AT THE NATIONAL CENTER FOR ATMOSPHERIC RESEARCH IN BOULDER, SCIENTISTS DISCOVERED EXACTLY HOW LONG IT WOULD TAKE TO MELT THE POLAR ICE CAPS IF THEY USED THEM TO COOL THEIR NEW SUPER COMPUTER.
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Show your support for ending domestic violence. Wear a white ribbon June 8 - June 22. SAW 08
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AFTER MONTHS OF SEARCHING AND CLEARING AWAY THE WEEDS, EXPLORERS RE-DISCOVERED PRAIRIE RIDGE ELEMENTARY. 16
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NOT TO WORRY, I’M OK!
THE LA NEL SALMOEA S
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MORNING REVEREND. EVENING.
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A FREDERICK CRIME MEETS A BOULDER GOOD TIME. 17
ARE WE THERE YET?
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FREEZE!
GOT EM! SAW 08
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FEELING UNWANTED IN LONGMONT, BERTA DECIDES SHE WOULD FIND A BETTER LIFE IN BOULDER. SHE WOULD AT LEAST HAVE A GUARDIAN.
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CHICKENS IN LONGMONT HAD BETTER BE INCLUDED ON ANY LEASH LAW OR ELSE THERE WILL BE A LOT OF HISSED OFF CATS. 19
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THERE’S A SMALL ACCIDENT ON I-70 AND INVESCO FIELD IS A NIGHTMARE.
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DENVER TRAFFIC GRIDLOCK: THE UNINTENDED CONSEQUENCE OF MOVING OBAMA’S SPEECH.
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US COYOTES JUST LOVE ALL THE LOOSE AND STRAY CATS HERE IN LONGMONT. I CAN’T WAIT TILL WE GET RESIDENTS WITH CHICKENS.
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UTE CREEK COYOTES SPEAK OUT.
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AND THE LAST QUESTION TO LONGMONTS TRANSPORTATION SURVEY IS.... ARE YOU AWARE THAT YOU HAVE STOPPED YOUR CAR ON MY FOOT?
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EDNA AND HER GRANDSON BILLY TAKE TIME TO APPRECIATE THE CROSSWALK ARTWORK ON 8TH STEET.
WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?
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SIR, I NEED TO SEE YOUR SKYDIVING PERMIT AND THREE FORMS OF IDENTIFICATION.
U.S.S. S.
PARACHUTE
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MAKING SURE THE SKY IS SAFE FOR THE DEMOCRATIC NATIONAL CONVENTION.
HOW DO YOU COOK A PACU FISH?
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SURE THERE ARE SOME UNANSWERED QUESTIONS ON HOW THE PACU FISH GOT INTO GOLDEN PONDS IN LONGMONT, BUT ABE AND NICK JUST HAD ONE.
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I’LL BE ABLE TO PLAY NINE MORE HOLES WITH ALL THE TIME I SAVED NOT RENTING A GOLF CART AT THE CLUBHOUSE.
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STATE REP. DON MAROSTICA’S PLAN TO HAVE GOLF CARTS STREET LEGAL WOULD HAVE MANY POSITIVE BENEFITS.
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APPLE THE COW
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THE BEAR ECONOMY
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TAKE ME TO THE NEW HUMANE SOCIETY BUILDING. TAKE ME TO THE NEW HUMANE SOCIETY. TAKE ME TO THE NEW HUMANE SOCIETY.
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OFFICER HANK HAS LOST THE THRILL OF THE CHASE.
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BATTLING FIRES AND FIGHTING CRIME AND SAVING THE TAX PAYERS MONEY.
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TO PREVENT THE DISAPPEARANCE OF CANDIDATE ELECTION SIGNS, SOME RESIDENTS IN LONGMONT ARE INSTALLING STATE-OF-THE-ART SURVEILLANCE CAMERAS.
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LOOK SON, LONGMONT HAS ISSUED A CITY WIDE SEARCH FOR THE MISSING “GREAT PUMPKIN”, AND YOUR NAME CAME UP.
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WHO’S THAT?
OH, THAT’S RIP VAN WINKLE, BACK IN 2008 HE SAID “WAKE ME UP WHEN FASTRACKS GETS HERE”.
ITE F UTURE SACKS R T S FA F O STATION
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THESE VITAMINS GAVE ME THE EXTRA STRENGTH TO FINISH THE RACE.
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THANKS TO ITS NEW SPONSOR, LONGMONT’S ANNUAL TURKEY TROT WILL GO ON.
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THEN
$
199
PER GALLON
$1.99? GRRR!
NOW
$
199
PER GALLON
$1.99!
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CITY OF LONGMONT
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WHAT’S YOUR FORTUNE COOKIE SAY?
PERSON WITH STOLEN IDENTITY HAS NO FORTUNE.
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BIKER GANGS JUST AREN’T WHAT THEY USED TO BE.
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SUNSET STREET WAS TAKEN OVER BY THE RIDE YO TRIKE EVENT.
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ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR LONGMONT TO HAVE A MERRY ONE!
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DOES THE FOREST SERVICE EXPECT TO KEEP US OUT WITH THIS NEW FENCE?
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FINALLY, A BOOST IN STOCKS.
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I’M CALLING THE T-C LINE TO SAY DRIVERS SHOULD BE ABLE TO USE CELL PHONES WHILE DRIVING.
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HEY, IT‛S ME. DO YOU KNOW IF THE MALL IS OPEN?
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THOSE GUYS ARE SO NICE. I CAN‛T BELIEVE THEY GAVE ALL OF US PREGNANT ELK FREE COFFEE.
COFFEE! COFFEE! COFFEE! COFFEE!
COFFEE! COFFEE! COFFEE! COFFEE! COFFEE! COFFEE!
COFFEE! COFFEE! COFFEE! COFFEE!
ROCKY MOUNTAIN NATIONAL FOREST RESEARCHERS HAVE DEVISED A NEW PLAN TO THIN OUT THE ELK POPULATION.
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POUND
POUND
POUND
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LET ME IN! LET ME IN!
BUMP
ON THE 7th DAY WE REST! (IF WE CAN)
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