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Fixing the Potholes Last week’s heat wave sent many Vermonters searching for swimming holes. Traffic is reportedly up at the Bolton Potholes, a popular swimming spot off the Bolton Valley access road, where Joiner Brook flows down in five separate waterfalls.

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But locals are complaining that swimmers there are misbehaving, and this year, they say, it’s worse than ever. Visitors are parking in the road, driving over residents’ lawns, shouting profanities, leaving bottles, used condoms and other trash behind when they leave. On Friday, Ken Picard reported on Blurt, the Seven Days staff blog, that the Bolton Selectboard is considering restricting access to the Potholes, which is on private property but is open to the public. Last fall, the board placed barriers along one side of the road, to discourage parking there. Now the town is considering cracking down even further, by ticketing and towing visitors who are parked illegally along the side of the road, rather than at the nearby Smilie School.

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I read the recent article on Doug Racine with interest [“No More Mr. Nice Guy?” June 30]. I had already decided that he was my candidate, and this article reinforced my decision. It is rare to ﬁnd a politician who has the courage of his convictions that Racine demonstrates on a regular basis. Rather than talking circles around an issue and saying nothing, he comes out with clear statements that mean something. I would love to have a governor whose honesty

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I am so pleased about the new bicycle laws, but how about a few for the bicycle riders [“When It Comes to Bike Safety, Vermont Falls Down — Hard,” June 16]? I live in the country, where I see bike riders do some real wild things, such as ride two or more abreast

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JULY 14-21, 2010 VOL.15 NO.46

NEWS 14

On Your Markowitz

BY ANDY BROMAGE

ARTS NEWS 18

A “Renegade” House Rises in Burlington

BY AMY LILLY

Lost Nation Makes Song and Dance Not-So-Routine

BY ELISABETH CREAN

FEATURES

24 A Little (Dance, Dance) Revolution

Music: Burlington’s twee heroes The Smittens go global BY DAN BOLLES

REVIEWS

23 Hackie

35 Side Dishes

Leftover food news

42 Soundbites

Music news and views BY DAN BOLLES

32 Race to the Bottom

Books: A Waitsﬁeld writer tells of the search for the world’s deepest cave

62 Art

“Circus Day in America: 18701950,” Shelburne Museum

BY SHAY TOT TEN

BY SUZANNE PODHAIZER

BY MEGAN JAMES

Neon Magus, Watching the Watcher; Gutterpup, Sorry About the Mess

Open season on Vermont politics

BY LAUREN OBER

Circus: Circus Smirkus performers slide into the tightrope spotlight

44 Music

12 Fair Game

BY JERNIGAN PONTIAC

Culture: A writer visits a local psychic to peer into her future

30 Kids on Wire

Vermont on Film

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28 In the Cards

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68 Movies

64 Essay: Circus Sideshows

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Food: Three Montpelier chefs say you can’t have too many cooks in the kitchen

Predators; Despicable Me

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“Fair Game” has learned that TERRY the Quechee-based consultant hired to turn around the city’s beleaguered Burlington Telecom, has won a small reprieve from the telecom’s top creditor, CitiCapital. BT’s next interest payment was scheduled for August 17. But CitiCapital has agreed to give BT a six-week suspension, until September 30, according to a memo obtained by “Fair Game.” BT missed two interest payments totaling more than $750,000, and another principal and interest payment of $780,000 was due next month. CitiCapital drew down on a $1 million reserve fund to make the March and May

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payments, and is entitled to the balance of the fund before September 30. Mayor BOB KISS sent a July 2 memo to the city council that reads: “This agreement is important. It is an indication that CitiCapital is taking the time to carefully consider this matter.” In the meantime, BT is struggling to keep its head above water. Its poor financial performance is threatening to sink the city. Last week Moody’s Investors Service downgraded the city’s credit rating for the third time this year, as a result of Burlington Telecom’s $17 million debt to taxpayers and its general financial instability. The downgrade affects about $87 million in outstanding city debt, and could cost the city tens of thousands of dollars in added borrowing costs. BT officials also say that, as a result of the annual college student exodus, customer counts went down in May and June. CHRIS BURNS, BT’s general manager, claims the telecom company continues to add new customers each week and has about 4800 customers at this time. He wouldn’t provide more specific information about customer losses and gains, citing business confidentiality. The mayor is expected to call a special meeting of the council later this month to update the panel on Dorman’s work and BT’s future.

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Burlington’s Chief Administrative Officer JONATHAN LEOPOLD is ﬁghting back against a lawsuit that aims to hold him personally responsible for BT’s $17 million debt to taxpayers. Leopold’s attorney ROBERT GENSBURG, notable for representing Guantanamo Bay detainees, argues that Leopold made payments on BT’s behalf in his ofﬁcial capacity and therefore is immune from prosecution. Besides, he didn’t act in bad faith, malice or for personal gain, Gensburg argues. Gensburg makes this existential observation: “The city and BT are one and the same entity. [Leopold] did not authorize taxpayer (i.e., city) funds to be paid to BT, because there is no BT.” Gensburg asserts the taxpayer plaintiffs — former GOP city councilors FRED OSIER and GENE SHAVER — are trying to mulct

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Leopold by holding the CAO personally responsible for the city’s financial mess, calling their charges “scurrilous attacks on this character.” Mulct? It’s an arcane pejorative that means “to extract money by fine or taxation.” I’m sure the feeling is mutual.

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Gannett, the corporate parent of the Burlington Free Press, has plans to outsource newspaper design and online comment moderation at its 81 daily newspapers, according to JiM HoPkins at GannettBlog. The move is another in a long line of cost-cutting measures for Gannett. In the past several years, Gannett has slashed local jobs, eliminated some home-delivery routes, moved the Freeps’ circulation call center to Kentucky and outsourced graphic design to India. This year the company will outsource ad production to the Midwest. The Freeps is about to lose two very hard workers from its dwindling talent

The national women’s group EMILY’s List long ago endorsed Vermont Secretary of State DeB Markowitz in the race for governor. EMILY wrote off Sen. susan BartLett — literally. In an online pitch to its members, EMILY’s List explains why Markowitz is the best candidate of the four Democrats and one Republican. What is this — mean girls? DouG Hoffer, one of two Democrats hoping to unseat Republican Auditor toM saLMon, was also written off last week: A widely published Associated Press article focused on the auditor’s race but failed to mention Hoffer at all. Only Salmon and Democrat eD fLanaGan, a state senator and former auditor, got any ink in the story. The AP later issued a correction and published a separate story about the Democratic primary, mentioning both candidates. Not as many papers picked it up as ran the original. Last week, “Fair Game” noted that Sen. Peter sHuMLin’s campaign had changed anDy BroMaGe’s profile headline from “Peter Principled?” to “Seven Days: Shumlin Principled,” while offering no link to the original article or credit to the illustrator. The campaign pulled the link, and reposted it later this week with the correct title, a proper link and illustration credit. A campaign intern and campaign manager aLex MacLean took responsibility for the mistakes. Speaking of mistakes, I erroneously reported that a February WCAX poll conducted by embattled Research 2000 firm put Lt. Gov. Brian DuBie ahead of all Democrats. In fact, the poll showed Secretary of State Deb Markowitz beating Dubie by two points.

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Storyteller Mac Parker may owe investors more than the $10 million he originally claimed after state regulators accused him of violating securities laws to bankroll his new-age film, Birth of Innocence. According to court documents, Parker likely raised more than $12.8 million between 1999 and mid-February 2007, according to an email on file with the court. The email was from an individual hired by Parker’s attorneys to organize the storyteller’s haphazard financial records. The email, sent to Parker’s wife, noted that, through early February 2007, Parker had paid his “silent partner,” Dr. Louis JaMes soteriou, more than $3.6 million, with $1.2 million identified as film-production expenses. The email also notes “there are substantially more deposits from midFebruary 2007 through 2009.” Parker stopped raising money in late 2009 after being confronted by state officials. He agreed to turn over detailed financial records but has yet to produce them. Regulators with the Banking, Insurance, Securities and Health Care Administration want the court to fine Parker for the delay. State regulators have also disclosed in court papers that Parker signed investment agreements with people who merely helped him find investors, and that he also had “undocumented” lending agreements with some investors. Lights, camera…

pool: Metro Editor Patrick Garrity and Associate Editor for Digital Operations Becky HoLt. Garrity is moving to the Big Apple, sources tell “Fair Game,” while Holt is leaving to work for Burlington’s Committee on Temporary Shelter. The banner on the cover of the Free Press declares it to be “A Local Custom: Serving Vermont for 184 Years.” Will that claim be true in year 185?

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Five of the six may be almost indistinguishable on policy issues. But the men and women competing to be the next governor of Vermont are vastly different people. And their individual stories may better indicate how they’d govern than any number of speeches, videos and slogans. To that end, Seven Days reporter Andy Bromage has been getting to know the gubernatorial candidates, at their jobs, in their homes and on the campaign trail. In the fifth of six profiles, he vets Vermont’s secretary of state — Democrat frontrunner Deb Markowitz.

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o announce her “clean energy jobs plan” last week, Deb Markowitz summoned the media to a Winooski factory that manufactures solarpowered hot-water heaters. When only two reporters showed up, the CEO of Sunward Solar called a dozen sweaty workers off the factory floor into an airconditioned showroom to be an audience for the secretary of state who hopes to be Vermont’s next governor. Markowitz was characteristically perky before the makeshift crowd as she outlined her plan to grant tax breaks to Vermonters who install renewable energy systems in their homes or businesses. Then she opened the floor to questions. A husky man in a red tank top who goes by the name “Bobo” stepped forward. “Deb, when you win, your first act can be to give old Bobo here a pardon so I can help vote you in for your second term,” he said, as the room erupted in laughter. It was a perfect opening for Markowitz. As Vermont’s chief elections officer, she had relevant information to share with the man. “You can vote, even from prison,” Markowitz announced enthusiastically. With a grin, she explained with rapidfire efficiency, “In Vermont we allow felons to vote. So you should register to vote and make me governor. I make no promises about a pardon, though.” The exchange allowed Markowitz, 48, to showcase what she says is her biggest strength in the governor’s race — and why three polls put Markowitz in first place among the four challengers within her party, and one shows her beating Republican candidate Brian Dubie in a postprimary matchup. “I’ve spent 20 years helping people in every single community in Vermont,” she says. “They call me, I answer their questions.”

Markowitz has been secretary of state for 12 years. Before that, she spent eight years as a staff attorney at the Vermont League of Cities and Towns. In both jobs, she has been a go-to person for town clerks and local officials wrestling with tricky legal questions — everything from Can we close a crumbling bridge that serves only one house? to Does the law require euthanizing a dog that bit a local kid? That could explain why the fast-talking Markowitz has a habit of jumping in to answer questions before you’ve even finished asking them. “People know my name because I’ve helped them,” she says. “That’s what they’re looking for in their governor: somebody who understands their communities, understands their needs.” Markowitz got into the governor’s race early — before Republican Governor Jim Douglas declared he wouldn’t seek a fifth term — and has laid the groundwork for a serious campaign. She secured an endorsement from EMILY’s List, the national group that funnels campaign cash to promising female candidates. And her campaign has nine full-time staffers, the most of any Democratic candidate, including some very experienced political hands. As of the last campaign expenditure report, she had raised more money than any other Democratic candidate in the race. “It’s clear that Markowitz’s base is strong,” concludes a “special report” on the left-leaning Green Mountain Daily blog that appeared on June 29. “Whatever erosion she may have experienced earlier in the year, when the other campaigns kicked their operations up, had anecdotally stabilized … She is still in a commanding position.” Markowitz’s weakness is hard to detect, but it’s there: Detractors see her as a policy lightweight compared to her rivals. State senators Doug Racine, Susan Bartlett and Peter Shumlin, and former

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state senator and Google executive Matt Dunne, have collectively spent decades at the Statehouse dealing with myriad policy issues. “Objectively, you’d have to say her résumé is not heavy on substance,” says John Franco, a Burlington-based lawyer who’s sued Markowitz twice over campaign-related dustups. “She’s never been on a school board, never been on a select board and never been in the legislature. She’s done a good job as secretary of state, but it doesn’t really involve policy issues.” Even one of Markowitz’s highprofile supporters, former Governor

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these big cosmological issues, outside of the context of right here and now.” It was during her UVM years that Markowitz met her political heroine, Madeleine Kunin, Vermont’s first female governor. Markowitz worked as a waitress at Pauline’s Café in South Burlington and Kunin was a regular customer. Markowitz talks a lot about their relationship on the campaign trail. As the story goes, Kunin recognized Markowitz at the Burlington airport and offered her a lift back into town. During the ride, Markowitz said she was thinking of getting into politics by working “behind the scenes.” Kunin’s response has stuck with Markowitz to this day. “She said, ‘Deb, women have been doing the work behind the scenes for generations,’” Markowitz recalls. “’But it’s only when we’re willing to risk defeat that we’ll ever get to the head of the table. And it’s only at the head of the table that we’ll ever be able to make a real difference for women and families.’” In 1982, Markowitz met the man who would become her husband, Paul, then a graduate student at UVM, on a trip to New York City for an antinuke rally. They learned they had the same last name — Markowitz — but were of no relation; Paul’s lineage comes from Latvia, while Deb’s traces back to Ukraine or Hungary. The couple married and now live in Montpelier with their three children: Aviva, 20; Sandra, 17; and Ari, 15. In 1987, Markowitz earned a law degree from Georgetown University Law Center and moved back to Vermont to clerk for Vermont Supreme Court Justice Louis Peck, a staunch conservative. From there, she was hired as a staff attorney in the Burlington offices of Langrock Sperry & Wool. Her clients ranged from criminal defendants to the developers of Williston’s Maple Tree Place. Markowitz left the firm after two years to have her first child and landed a

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orn in 1961 in Tarrytown, N.Y., Markowitz grew up the middle of three children. Her father was a lawyer and her mother was a stay-at-home mom and folk singer who taught guitar, but was a speech pathologist by training. Markowitz wasn’t much interested in politics as a kid, but says she has vague recollections of her mother sobbing when John F. Kennedy was assassinated in 1963, an event that made a big impression on her. She attended public high school and graduated from the University of Vermont in 1983 with a bachelor’s degree in philosophy. She developed a fondness for science-fiction novels and remains an avid reader today. Her favorites include Neal Stephenson’s Cryptonomicon and Mary Doria Russell’s Children of God. “I’ve always loved science fiction and I actually think it’s because I love philosophy,” she says. “[Science fiction] lets you look at these moral issues, or

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Markowitz wants to use Vermont’s $4 billion treasury as “leverage” to pressure big banks to lend to Vermonters. When investing state funds, her plan specifies that preference should be given to financial firms that agree to lend certain amounts locally. She also proposes raising the high school dropout age to 18 in hopes of improving the graduation rate and academic performance. Markowitz talks about young people a lot — often making reference to her own children. But the subject got her into hot water during an April debate at Barre’s Old Labor Hall. An audience member asked how the candidates would keep young Vermonters from leaving the state, and Markowitz began by saying that they need good-paying jobs and better access to high-speed Internet. Then she veered off script. As if she were addressing that particular demographic, she riffed, “Now really, young people. You’re moving to Burlington. You’re not moving to Barre, necessarily. You’re not finding a boyfriend or girlfriend there,” meaning Barre. “That’s OK.” The audience let out a collective groan. Even the debate moderator, former WCAX news anchor Marselis Parsons, seemed taken aback. “Stop, stop,” he said. “This is being held in Barre, for Pete’s sake.” Another such gaffe, in the primary homestretch, might be the only thing capable of upsetting Markowitz’s front-runner momentum.

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in a twist over an advertisement for a fitness center that offered a pictorial choice between a fit and a fat woman’s body. James is certain that all of us “should be outraged” about such manipulative sexism that reduces women to bodies and denies them the right to enjoy overeating and slovenliness. I didn’t see the offending ad, but other such ads show men’s bodies — is that also sexism, then, or is sexism limited only to making women feel inadequate? Our advertising and entertainment culture also presents myriad images of unattainable male bodies, rippling with muscle.

While James bemoans the deliberate de-emphasis on the women’s character, intellect and facial expressions, this was an ad for a fitness center selling physical well-being, not a finishing school for the complete woman. All advertising is a form of psychological manipulation, since Freud’s nephew, Edward Bernays, invented the art in his 1928 book, Propaganda. James would have better directed his ire at the advertising industry or the fast-food industry, which has contributed to what is not simply a self-image problem but one of the gravest public health threats of our

time — obesity — as well as a threat to the ecosphere from generalized overconsumption. The funniest thing, however, is that any militant feminist not long ago would have savaged James for his chauvinism, thinking he has either the right or the responsibility to protect and defend women who are too meek to speak for themselves. Robert Riversong Warren

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localmatters On Your Markowitz « p.15 part-time job at the Vermont League of Cities and Towns, where she established their municipal law center. “That’s when I fell in love with Vermont’s communities and the people who love them,” Markowitz says. That same sentiment inspired her to run for office in 1998 — something she had never done. Paul, a consultant on energy issues, had just returned from a stint abroad and wanted to stay at home with the kids. It was Markowitz’s turn to work full time. “I inquired about whether the secretary of state was hiring and discovered there were deeper problems with that office,” she says. “Phones weren’t being answered, businesses were losing deals because they couldn’t get paperwork they needed. And there was a three-year backlog of licensing cases.” So she decided to run for secretary of state herself and beat the two-term incumbent, Republican Jim Milne, by two percentage points.

been created as digital files and printed out for scanning. She ordered the practice to end in favor of digitizing, a move toward efficiency that cost seven state workers their jobs. State archivist Greg Sanford confirms that version of events and also credits Markowitz with breaking a 25-year logjam that allowed a new state-records facility to finally be built. The archives building in Middlesex was dedicated on June 10. Markowitz has fashioned herself as a champion for government transparency and forward-thinking elections policy, but opinions are mixed on how effective she’s been. Paul Burns, the head of Vermont Public Interest Research Group, praises Markowitz for expending “political capital” advocating for election-day voter registration — a progressive cause that’s unpopular among some of the town clerks responsible for administering it. She has also been out front supporting campaignfinance-reform bills, Burns says, which have twice been vetoed by Douglas. Markowitz also has been instrumen-

the number of absentee ballots cast by overseas voters and military personnel for the 2004 and 2006 elections. The Help America Vote Act, passed by Congress following the 2000 Florida recount debacle, mandated that every state count and report the number of overseas and military voters within 90 days of a federal election. Vermont’s data from 2004, however, show the state failed to report even the number of regular absentee ballots, much less the overseas and military ones, according to Justice officials. Ultimately, the Justice Department dropped the case when Vermont agreed to provide 2008 data by early 2009. In another instance, Markowitz’s office issued a controversial opinion during the 2008 governor’s race warning independent candidate Anthony Pollina he would be breaking campaign-finance law if he didn’t return donations in excess of $1000. Markowitz reasoned that because Pollina faced no primary opponent, he wasn’t entitled to $1000 per donor for both the primary and general elections.

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Five contributors who had donated more than $1000, including Ben & Jerry’s cofounder Jerry Greenfield, challenged that ruling in a federal lawsuit. After reviewing the matter, federal judge William K. Sessions III concluded the state’s reading of the law made “no sense.” Sessions found “no persuasive reason” why Pollina should be limited to $1000 per donor when his rivals could collect double that amount. Pollina says, “Deb was certainly overeager in attacking us.” The resulting negative media coverage was a blow to his campaign, he says. Markowitz has so far experienced no such setbacks. She sounds genuinely confident a little more than a month before the primary. Perhaps that’s because she has good statewide name recognition, lots of cash and an experienced campaign team focused on turning out her grassroots supporters on August 24. Markowitz is still grinning when she asserts, “I think I’m the winning candidate because I bring the right skill set to the table: I’ve made a budget and managed a budget, had to make cuts and had to let people go…” At least one candidate for Vermont governor can promise downsizing with a smile. m

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tal in getting women to run for elected office. With Kunin, she established the Vermont Women’s Leadership Initiative, which conducts seminars that offer practical advice to female candidates. She helped set up, and now runs, the Safe at Home program, which lets victims of domestic violence use a state office as their official address so batterers can’t find them. Markowitz says she recognized the need for such protections after a Vermont woman was shot by an abusive partner who used public records to track her down. But Markowitz has caught her share of criticism, too. Common Cause Vermont has gone on record saying it’s “deeply troubled by our state’s poor online disclosure of campaign-finance information,” a function of the secretary’s office. In a 2008 survey by the Campaign Disclosure Project, Common Cause’s Rachel Hanish notes, Vermont earned an “F” and ranked 43rd in the nation for campaign transparency because, among other things, donors aren’t required to report their occupation or employer. In 2008, the U.S. Justice Department sued Markowitz and the state of Vermont for failing to report

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Today, the phones do get answered — often by Markowitz herself. Don Mayer, CEO of Small Dog Electronics, says Markowitz earned his support for her views on how to fix the economy, but also for the simple reason that she is accessible to the public. “There’s been a couple times I’ve had to call the secretary of state’s office and been amazed that it was actually Deb Markowitz who answered the phone and not some staffer,” Mayer says. The secretary of state’s office has diverse authority. Markowitz and her deputies oversee elections, public records, business registration, lobbyist activity and an Office of Professional Regulation that licenses more than 44 occupations and professions — from tattoo studios to crematories. Markowitz boasts of transforming the office from a “bureaucratic backwater” to a “public-service powerhouse” by making it more responsive and efficient. One of her favorite examples might be called “the microfiche story.” When the Vermont State Archives and Records Administration came under her office in 2008, Markowitz found employees there microfiching records, such as employee time cards, that had

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ermont is not exactly known for aesthetic breakthroughs in house design. A general fondness for the vocabulary of farm buildings, pitched roofs and wood clapboard siding means that even new homes often look, well, kind of quaint. There have been a few wild cards. Marcel Beaudin designed Bauhausinfluenced International Style houses in Burlington starting in the late 1950s. David Sellers and his cohorts experimented with design/build structures in Waitsfield and Warren in the mid-1960s and ’70s. And in Hardwick stands the startlingly postmodern Falk House, a 1970 composition of multiple white punctured façades by New York architect Peter Eisenman. Now a new house joins those renegade ranks: the Chase Street House in Burlington. Boxy, metal clad and raised two feet off the ground, this ultramodern home — collaboratively designed by Jericho architect Christian Brown, Burlington metalsmith Kirk Williams and Colchester builder Mark Bonser — throws the Vermont vernacular out the window. Situated on a skinny lot on a cul-de-sac bordering the Winooski River, it stands out like a gleaming miniature skyscraper among its mid-1800s neighbors. “This is a very old enclave, and I’m

the new whippersnapper,” jokes house owner Williams, a 48-year-old from Austin, Texas Standing on his floating entryway during a recent open house, he recites some neighborhood lore: The 168-year-old house across the street used to be a tinker’s, and the one at the end was a bakery before Williams’ 94-year-old neighbor (“Mrs. Trono, the matriarch of Trono [Oil &] Gas”) was born there. Now those neighbors face a 2000-square-foot, narrow, elongated box with a nearly flat roof. The whole is balanced on three horizontal steel I-beams welded to precast concrete piers poking out of the soil just far enough to store a canoe underneath. If a scrim of morning mist collected at ground level, the building would look like it was hovering. Not even the front steps anchor the thing: Williams modified the ends of two I-beams into cantilevered stairs. He also made the sleek steel handrails and angled support columns that accent the front porch. There isn’t a hint of clapboard. “I wanted to use materials that are not reminiscent at all of anything in Vermont,” Williams says emphatically. Instead, the reigning aesthetic is one of repurposed modern construction materials. The shiny metal siding is commercial floor

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Architecture pan, normally used to hold a pouredconcrete floor. The other exterior siding, of a contrasting golden hue, is highway signboard backing — a conveniently

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hat kind of show lacks dialogue, plot and characters, but still makes for an engaging evening of theater? The answer is the revue, a music-driven genre that features songs — connected by composer, theme or period — and usually lots of dancing. Fran Charnas’ The All Night Strut (1975) opens Thursday at Montpelier’s Lost Nation Theater. It covers “an arc of music from the early ’30s to the early ’50s,” says Tim Tavcar, who directs and choreographs the production. “In a revue, particularly one like The All Night Strut, Lost Nation Theater, City Hall Auditorium, Montpelier. July 15-August 1, Thursdays and Sundays at 7 p.m., Fridays and Saturdays at 8 p.m., with 2 p.m matinees on Saturday, July 17, and Sunday, August 1. $15-25. lostnationtheater.org

this, each song is its own little universe,” he explains. “It has its own story to tell.” Strut mixes well-known tunes, such as Cab Calloway’s “Minnie the Moocher” and Jerome Kern’s “A Fine Romance,” with perhaps less-familiar ones, such as Glenn Miller’s “Jukebox Saturday Night” and Frank Loesser’s “Praise the Lord and Pass the Ammunition.” Besides making each number “pizzazzy and jazzy when necessary,” Tavcar says, “I’m trying to give a sense of a little journey in each and every song that’s different.” A small ensemble — two men and two women — keeps the storytelling intimate. Pianist Charles Lindberg, also the show’s music director, accompanies from the stage. Lindberg “has played every major cabaret in New York,” Tavcar notes. The vintage tunes appeal to a wider demographic than just “old gray-hairs like me,” Tavcar emphasizes. “Now

there’s this relatively significant rediscovery by the younger generation of the swing era,” with dance clubs dedicated to the music. “It’s very sexual and sensual,” he continues. “You’re actually relating on a bunch of different levels, including the physical, when you perform this stuff.” The songs’ era does not limit them to G-rated themes. Lyricists could not be “as explicit as we are nowadays,” Tavcar points out. However, lest one think that the kicky “Java Jive” merely extols the joys of a joltin’ cuppa joe, every food mentioned “has an erotic subtext, shall we say,” he remarks with a laugh. Decoding saucy metaphors became part of choreographing moves for the young cast, he recalls. “I kept saying, ‘Now, I’m having you do all these connected bumps and grinds because this is what you’re really singing about.’” Tavcar enthuses about his ensemble’s

energy. And he hopes theatergoers also get into the spirit, because he has special plans for drawing them into the fun. He has reconceived City Hall Auditorium as a nightclub. “We’re actually tearing out the first row of seats on the floor and putting in cabaret tables,” he reveals. The tux-clad pianist will play while the audience walks in. “We’re trying to make it as atmospheric as we can.” Audience members can sit at the small round tables. During the show, singers will snake around them as if crooning “in an old-fashioned supper club,” Tavcar says. He encourages attendees to don dressy threads and, in particular, to wear their dancing shoes. Act I ends with “In the Mood,” during which the cast invites plucky patrons to prance onstage alongside them. If they’re in the mood, Lost Nation

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kitchen island made from plywood is cut on an angle to show off its underlayers. “We’re showcasing the substrate as opposed to covering it up,” explains Bonser, whose company is Redhawk Construction, Inc. Williams continues this motif in his interior metalwork: A second-floor railing at the top of the stairs is a funky repurposing of factory roller plates, which he found at Queen City Steel. After much effort, he sourced the deck railings’ grid-like cattle wire — a ranching- and home-construction staple in the South — at a farm-supply company in St. Albans. There isn’t a superfluous detail inside or out, and the Texas native likes it that way. Having grown up with an interiordecorator mother in a slightly “stuffy” house and subsequently moved more than 30 times, Williams now considers possessions a burden. “I like to joke that I spent the first half of my life acquiring crap and the second half getting rid of it,” he declares. Williams arrived in Stowe nine years ago after earning a degree in metalsmithing in southern Illinois. Within a few months he moved to Burlington to become head lighting designer at Conant Custom Brass (now Conant Metal & light; Williams no longer works there). He had been envisioning his dream house for years — a bachelor pad with an accessory apartment for his elderly father — when he got the chance to buy one of Burlington’s last undeveloped lots in August 2009.

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STATEof THEarts that is; audience participation is not mandatory. But no one can resist connecting with this music, he believes. “These are some of the most enduring songs in the Great American Songbook,” he says. “It’ll be a wonderful trip down memory lane for some of the audience.” For others, “it will be a fabulous discovery.” For the director, Strut has a personal, hometown connection. “I know this play very well, because I was there at

its inception,” Cleveland native Tavcar recalls. “It actually premiered at a seedy, smoky nightclub called Pickle Bill’s, on the banks of the Cuyahoga River.” Strut then became the third revue staged in the dilapidated lobby of a 1920s movie theater, as artists tried to prevent historic structures from being razed. The rehabbed buildings eventually became the vibrant PlayhouseSquare and kicked off artistic and architectural renewal throughout Cleveland’s downtown. Who knew that “just” singing and dancing could accomplish so much? 

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What do you get when you ask about 20 filmmakers to collaborate on documenting the political and cultural legacy of their state? In a worst-case scenario, chaos. Still from Freedom & Unity: But Freedom & Unity: The The Vermont Mo vie Vermont Movie, a group project spearheaded and produced by Norwich’s NORA JACOBSON, seems to be clicking along. Last Saturday night, at a FLYNNSPACE reception organized to raise funds for editing the film, Warren filmmaker DOROTHY TOD suggested that Freedom & Unity’s tentative title was its guiding principle, too. After Jacobson recruited them for the project, “we were all unleashed onto the Vermont landscape to see what speaks to us,” she said. That was the “freedom” part. In Tod’s case, it meant examining the role of water in Vermont’s history, especially in the lives of the Abenaki. And now, she noted wryly, Jacobson needs to take the disparate pieces and “make a unity out of it all.” The crowd of about 30 got a sneak peek at some of those pieces on Saturday. A clip of a local Alcoholics Anonymous meeting — with animated cartoon heads replacing the participants’ faces — came from a segment by ORLY YADIN and ELEANOR BOBBIE LANAHAN. (AA was founded by two Vermonters, they pointed out, and may have been modeled on town meetings.) LOUISE MICHAELS of Shelburne talked about her piece chronicling Barre’s workers’ movement, an island of immigrant socialists in a “sea of Yankees.” RICK MOULTON of Huntington provided another perspective. When he joined the project, “Vermont was coming across [in the movie] as this state of leftof-center people,” he explained. “I thought, This isn’t the state I grew up in.” Moulton’s segment explores Vermont’s long allegiance to George Aiken’s kinder, gentler breed of Republicans. Among the other collaborating filmmakers who came to the reception were JILL VICKERS and ROB KOIER of Burlington. HOLLY STADTLER of Richmond, a former Discovery Channel producer who exec-produced the 2008 indie documentary Finding Our Voices, talked about her segment on the recent fight for water rights in East Montpelier. If nothing else, The Vermont Movie should give viewers a sense of the breadth of Vermont experience — and Vermont filmmaking, ranging from narrative to journalism to activism. JAY CRAVEN, JOHN O’BRIEN, KENNETH PECK, NAT WINTHROP and ROBIN LLOYD are among the others involved. “It’s been great for me to be a part of freedom, unity and insanity,” Vickers noted. Amen to that.

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• The samples taken after 30 seconds of microwaving produced 17 bacterial colonies; the 60-second samples produced only three. The diluted and control samples produced nada. Conclusions: (1) Heating the pizza for 30 seconds was relatively ineffectual. (2) Heating it for a full minute killed most of the bacteria but not all. Having exhausted the science budget, we didn’t go in for another round of testing, but we suspect that at least two minutes of microwaving would be needed to ensure 100 percent bacteria eradication, at the possible cost of rendering the pizza inedible. (3) Fresh pizza has its share of microbes, most undoubtedly benign — still, you never know. Care to join me for a light supper of guaranteed-sterile agar gel?

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the alcohol concentration needed to kill bacteria will go a long way toward killing you. Sealing bacteria off from oxygen will suppress some, but anaerobic bacteria can do fine without. The best method is heat. Milk, for example, is pasteurized by heating it to about 162 degrees Fahrenheit for 15 seconds. But even that’s not a sure thing — some bacteria thrive at temperatures up to 167 degrees, and certain bacterial spores, such as Clostridium botulinum (responsible for the deadly botulism toxin), can survive for hours at 212 degrees. Will a microwave kill microbes? Sure. Microwave ovens use electromagnetic radiation to heat water molecules in food. It’s the heat, not the microwaves, that’s lethal here; the hotter you make your food, the more likely you are to kill the bacteria in it. (Some contend microwave energy itself is fatal to bacteria, but that’s unproven.) The key is making it

1. They assembled 30 petri dishes containing agar gel (a bacteria nutrient), plus an impressive collection of graduated cylinders and other lab equipment. 2. One Pizza Hut Meat Lover’s Pizza (Fierra’s favorite) was ordered. Upon delivery, three swabs were taken of the pizza and applied to three petri dishes. Additional samples of pizza were diluted with distilled water, in ratios of 1:10 and 1:100, and applied to two more pairs of dishes — making seven dishes in all — just in case the pure pizza swabs gave rise to such swarming masses of microbes that we couldn’t count the colonies individually. 3. The pizza was allowed to sit in the open air for four hours. Then three more swabs of fullstrength pizza were applied to petri dishes, as were two each of the 1:10 and 1:100 dilutions, for a total of seven more swabbed dishes. 4. The pizza was microwaved in a 1000-watt oven for 30 seconds on the highest setting. Another seven dishes. 5. The pizza was microwaved on high for 30 additional seconds. More dishes.

6. Control swabs were taken from distilled water; another control dish was exposed briefly to the air. 7. The petri dishes were set aside (in sealed bags to prevent dehydration) for one week at 75 degrees, then examined for bacteria. Results: • The undiluted samples taken from the freshly delivered pie generated 11 bacterial colonies. (Nothing doing in the diluted samples.) We’ll take that as our baseline for normal, generally harmless bacterial infestation. • The full-strength samples taken after the pizza had been sitting out for four hours generated 28 bacterial colonies; two more showed up at the 1:10 dilution. Probably all were harmless, but I figure triple the bugs equals triple the risk.

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our query contained the elements of a rewarding investigation, David: microwaves, pizza, food poisoning, death, and — this was a deft touch — the eating of sizzling bacteria. I sent word to the lab: Break out the petri dishes. Before we start, three critical questions: First, can bacteria really just land on your food while it’s sitting on the table? Second, what’s the best way to kill bacteria? Third, is a microwave a suitable tool for bactericide? The first question is easy. Yes, bacteria not only are found on floors, tabletops and other surfaces, they drift around in the air, too. Scientists collecting air samples for 17 weeks in San Antonio and Austin, Texas, recently found 1800 types of airborne bacteria. Among them were cousins of Francisella tularensis, sometimes mentioned as a potential bioterror weapon. OK, Texas is known for its abundant lower life forms; still, this is something to keep in mind if food-storage procedures at your house are a bit casual. Next question: killing bacteria. Alcohol will do the trick, which may lead pizza lovers to think, problem solved. Unfortunately,

hot enough uniformly enough for long enough. If the food heats unevenly, a common problem in microwaves, some bacteria may survive. Time for the Straight Dope science staff to do its stuff. My assistants Fierra and Una sprang into action as follows:

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“Well, I know you live below Middlebury. They told me you could guide me to your home.” “I live in Hortonia,” he said. “It’s quite a bit south of Middlebury, but don’t take Route 7 all the way. They’re puttin’ in a new bridge in Middlebury, and the traffic is a beast. So I’d say take 22A.” “Makes sense to me,” I said, and off we went. I thought I was familiar with all the towns in Addison County, but Hortonia didn’t ring a bell. It sounded like a place out of a Marx Brothers movie, or perhaps a character in a Dr. Seuss story. As we cleared the hospital grounds, I said, “Hey, I’m sorry about your loss.” I had thought about whether I was going to say anything about his wife’s death. Why bring his attention back to his devastating loss? I considered. But, knowing I was going to be with this guy for about an hour, I felt it would be unconscionable to leave it unacknowledged. Gerald turned his head slightly, giving a barely perceptible nod. I realized my trepidation was beside the point. His wife had been gone for 48 hours — what else could he be thinking of? “Is a memorial service scheduled?” “Gosh, no. I don’t even know if the kids have been notified. I guess I got to take care of that when I get home.” We drove in silence for quite a while. I try to remain aware of the impermanence of everything in this world, but is that really feasible? I mean, is it possible to get out of bed in the morning and go through the day knowing that the things nearest and dearest to your heart could be swept away before your head hits the pillow that night? This week it just happened to be Gerald’s turn; next week could be mine.

Vermont landscape. At another point, a girl driving a four-wheeler came toward us on the left side of the road. A little blondie, she couldn’t have been more than 14. As we passed, we could see three smaller girls squashed behind her on the big seat. All four of them waved to Gerald, who managed a wave back. “The Carlson girls,” he said quietly. “The father’s in the Special Forces — I think he might be in Afghanistan — and their mom teaches up in Brandon.” After yet more dips and turns, we arrived at the end of the road. Gerald’s one-story house had been constructed atop a crested peninsula jutting about 50 yards into Lake Hortonia, and it was surrounded by a deck extending over the water on three sides. It was an amazing, one-of-a-kind homestead. Gerald thought he would have to break in through one of the windows, because he had forgotten to take his keys. But I prevailed on him to walk

I could tell Gerald was tryInG very hard to hold It toGether, but the week’s

physical and emotional events had left him dazed. At Orwell, we cut east on 73, and then south on Route 30. On our right, a huge blue lake came into view. I said, “Jeez, I don’t remember this body of water. What’s it called?” “That’s Lake Hortonia,” Gerald replied. “Gosh, the milfoil is back again. That’s too bad.” Within a few miles, Gerald had me turn onto a dirt road, and then onto another and another. When the asphalt disappears, it feels like another country. We passed a man tilling a field with a team of two horses, an anachronism I thought long vanished from the

around the deck with me and check the many sliding doors to see if one had been left open. One after another, they proved to be locked, until we got to the very last door. It slid open, and we walked together into his bedroom, where he thanked me for the ride and we shook hands. There was nothing more to be said. m

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don’t know what to call the men working at the main entrance of Fletcher Allen hospital — doormen? bellhops? — but, whatever their job title, I find them unfailingly helpful every time I pick up there. Today was no exception. I gave one of them the name of my customer, and minutes later he returned through the oversized revolving doors pushing Gerald Kapalka in a wheelchair. The guy didn’t look great. Every now and then, the hospital calls me to transport a discharged patient, usually back to his or her home. While the staff doesn’t divulge privileged information, I’m usually told something about the circumstances, so I can better provide any special care the person may require. Gerald Kapalka had had a bad week. It started with suffering a traumatic brain injury that necessitated a two-day hospital stay. A couple of days after that, while caring for him at their home, his wife of 45 years collapsed and died in their bedroom. That landed Gerald back at Fletcher Allen for another couple days. Now I was taking him back to his empty house. As I said, a bad week. Still a little shaky on his feet, Gerald managed to climb into the front seat. He was a dark-haired, short and muscular man, or at least solidly built. To the side of his left eye, his temple was seriously purpled, though the skin wasn’t broken. When he had settled and buckled into his seat, I looked at Gerald, and he at me. I could tell he was trying very hard to hold it together, but the week’s physical and emotional events had left him dazed. “D’ya know where we’re going?” he asked politely.

The long stretch along 22A is one of my favorites, nice and straight, with extensive passing zones. The farmers down this way have managed to persevere, and the land is lush and fertile. As we cruised past the apple warehouses of Shoreham, Gerald spoke again. “I used to do a fair amount of farming when I was a kid.” “Is that right? Are you a Vermonter?” “Nope. I moved up here in the early ’60s from Connecticut. By then I was doing air conditioning and heatin’. I had a nice little business.” “You always lived in Hortonia?” “Well, my wife and I bought the land there early on. Then, over … hmm, I wanna say three years, I built our house. Worked every weekend and all the holidays.” “That’s an accomplishment, man. Not many men or women have the complete set of skills to pull that off. That’s really something.”

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urlington’s The Smittens are known far and wide for their sugary, bubblegum pop confections. They’ve nuzzled themselves a cozy niche in the coziest of niche genres, twee indie-pop. They have released a trio of globally acclaimed full-length albums, in addition to appearing on scads of national and international comps and splits. They have toured the United States from coast to coast, appearing at virtually every major indie-pop festival in the country — and plenty of minor ones. This summer, The Smittens will travel to the UK, Sweden and other parts of Europe for the third time in support of a star-studded remix EP, Dancing Shoes: The Smittens Remixed, Remixed released earlier this week. Theirs is a remarkable and unlikely success story. It is fraught with perilous obstacles, crushing failures, a bit of romance and, of course, redemption. And cute dolls. And to think it all started with something called the Hot Dog Incident. Depending on which member of the band you ask, it happened at their third or fourth gig ever — the latter, according to bassist and band archivist David Zacharis, who’s generally acknowledged as the surest source on such matters. To wit, he remembers the show’s exact date, September

19, 2002, and recites it without skipping a beat. Perhaps this is because, by all accounts, it was The Smittens’ Worst Show Ever. Setting up the now-infamous story, Zacharis provides some necessary historical context.

his stuff when it comes to Burlington rock. There has always been an ebb and flow to the local rock scene. The period Zacharis refers to — roughly 2000 to 2002 — represented a particularly low tide. Fabled rock dive Club Toast had recently closed, effectively ending a golden age of Queen City music that had begun in the early 1990s. Most of the bands that would come to define the scene’s next era — The Cush, The Jazz Guys, Swale and others — were either in their infancy or didn’t exist yet. In short, the scene was in a bit of a lull. “It was, like, ‘I really don’t want to go Y AR N CL see Construction Joe COLI again,’” Zacharis says, referring to David Kamm’s celebrated late 1990s Burlington rock outfit. “Nothing against Construction Joe, of course. I loved that band. But around that period of time they were, like, the only band playing.” Localvore options were so lean, in fact, that Zacharis and his then-new friend Max Andrucki would regularly drive several hours from Burlington to New Hampshire or Massachusetts to see shows. To pass time on the way, they played a game where they would invent band names. When they came up with a good one, they’d call their mutual friend Colin Clary, a veteran of the Burlington rock scene — at that time a member of several bands, perhaps most notably altrockers The Madelines. “They called me one day and said, ‘We’re a band. We’re gonna be called Snowpants,’” Clary says. A few minutes later, they called back. “‘Fuck Snowpants. We’re The Smittens!’” Clary recalls Zacharis saying. And with that, a band was born. Sort of. With shrugged-shoulder agreement from Clary, Zacharis and Andrucki booked a show two weeks away without having any real songs to speak of — or a drummer.

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“You know how sometimes there will be, like, years when there are no shows in Burlington?” he asks. It is not a rhetorical question. Zacharis is the owner of Dangerfive Records, a local label that dates back to early 2000 and released or co-released The Smittens’ first two full-length albums. Even at the age of 35, he is the very image of an indie fanboy. And he knows

Enter Holly Chagnon. Andrucki had seen Chagnon, now 34, behind the skins at a New Year’s Eve party a few months earlier and assumed, incorrectly, that she played the drums. “Actually, I was just kinda drunk, banging on instruments,” the slightly built Chagnon confesses. She didn’t let that stop her from accepting an invitation to join the band. “Twenty minutes later I was, like, ‘What did I just agree to? I don’t know how to play the drums.’” A fortnight later, on March 21, 2002, The Smittens played their inaugural show at Club Metronome. They opened for Burlington’s James Kochalka Superstar, Clary’s band The Magic Is Gone and a Boston-based outfit composed of Burlington expats The AlsoRans. And just how did this brand-new band with almost no experience and barely any repertoire fare? Brad Searles was the drummer for The Also-Rans. A Burlington fixture during the city’s alt-rock heyday in the 1990s, he’d been a drummer in several bands — including The Four Color Manual with Clary — and was the localmusic columnist for the Burlington Free Press. He currently writes the Boston music blog Bradley’s Almanac. “They were certainly, um, loose,” he recalls of The Smittens on their first outing. Zacharis offers a more blunt assessment. “We were awful,” he says, smiling. “But we had attitude,” Chagnon interjects. “We were fearless.” And probably at least a little naïve. Zacharis admits that when they founded the band, neither he nor Andrucki actually played any instruments. In fact, beyond a short-lived experiment called The Archibalds — a duo featuring Andrucki and eventual Smitten Dana Kaplan — neither had ever been in a real band. For more info about The Smittens and Dancing Shoes: The Smittens Remixed, visit www.smittens.com. See a Smittens’ music video “The Smittens PJ Party” from August 16, 2007, at sevendaysvt.com.

Andrucki’s absence as a challenge to be overcome, they saw it as an asset to be embraced. Eventually, that’s exactly what it became. Andrucki would return home several times per year. The band used those occasions to hold intensive practices and recording sessions, sometimes lasting several days at a time. “It forces us to be more efficient with our time, for sure,” says Kaplan, who often hosts the marathon practices at her parents’ Connecticut home — aka “Twee Valley Manor.” That efficiency manifests in their personal lives, too. Two Smittens weddings — Kaplan’s to Katie Dyer, and Chagnon and Zacharis’ to each other — were planned around a recent Andrucki return so he wouldn’t have to fly home twice.

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cross the pond, Andrucki immersed himself in England’s vibrant indie-pop scene. Generally speaking, the genre, and particularly The Smittens’ brand, traces its roots to the UK, with influences ranging from early Brit pop of the 1960s to the C86 movement of the mid-1980s. (The latter is often cited as a major root of indie-rock itself.) Indie-pop remains much more vital in the UK than it is in America. Andrucki understood that, as long as the band could continue producing new music, it could remain relevant, especially abroad. “He was like, ‘I figured out how to be really successful. We just don’t break up,’” says Clary. So they didn’t. Andrucki made inroads with UK concert promoters and London-based DIY labels such as Make Do and Mend Records and WeePOP! Records. For their efforts, The Smittens are perhaps better known in the UK than in the U.S. “We probably have more die-hard,

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was moving to State College, Penn., to pursue a PhD in geography at Penn State. That’s exactly the sort of responsible, grown-up decision that has broken up rock bands since, well, the advent of rock music. Only The Smittens didn’t break up. Instead, they came to an agreement that would shape the course of the band for years to come. “We didn’t want to stop being The Smittens,” says Clary. “So we told Max, ‘You can go wherever you want to. But you’re not allowed to not allow us to do stuff.’” Andrucki would leave for State College and return to Burlington as often as he could. Meanwhile, the remaining Smittens would continue writing and performing as a four-piece. It was the indie-pop equivalent of an open relationship. “It was actually quite a relief to me,” says Andrucki, now 32. “It took some of the pressure off. I could still be in the band, but didn’t have to feel guilty that I wasn’t around.” But State College didn’t agree with Andrucki. He returned to Burlington the following summer with another potentially crippling announcement: He was moving to England to continue his studies at the University of Leeds. “By that time, we couldn’t really consider it a crisis, because we had already dealt with Max not being around,” says Clary. Still, an ocean apart is an ocean apart. How can you be a band when you have to go through customs just to practice? The Smittens did what they always seem to do: They adjusted. Instead of viewing

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“I didn’t quite know, exactly, just how bad we were,” says Chagnon with a giggle. Still, the seeds of the traits that would eventually make the band popular on several continents were evident. As Searles puts it, “Even when The Smittens play a loose set, they’re still charming as all get-out.” “The songs were catchy, and the lyrics were punchy and clever,” says Chagnon. “And there was no pop band in town,” adds Zacharis. “At that point in time, it was, like, Carrigan, Cancer Conspiracy — all these big, math-rock or prog bands.” “It was exciting to have something different,” says Chagnon. “And danceable, in a weird kind of way.” Six months after that ill-fated first show, the band members found themselves on the bill of a benefit show at The Annex, an all-ages venue in the basement of Burlington’s Memorial Auditorium. The lineup featured The Smittens in all their awkward, bubblegum glory and roughly a dozen snarling hardcore bands. This would become the Hot Dog Incident. Exact recollections vary slightly from Smitten to Smitten. But the gist is the same. The band was woefully out of its element, eliciting audience reactions ranging from confusion to outright animosity. “Everyone’s aghast, jaws dropped and can’t quite understand what we’re doing,” says Zacharis. “Probably not our target audience,” adds Chagnon. One thing they do agree on is that Andrucki was the antagonist. Introducing their song “Nate Is Straight” — along with “I Hate Vermont,” one of the two original Archibalds songs — the lanky front man sneered into the microphone,

“This song is about our friend Nate. He’s straight. Are there any straight people in the audience?” And then, following a pregnant pause, “Didn’t think so.” It was a recipe for disaster: Take one utterly out-of-place, cutesybut-churlish twee band, mix with a dozen or so hardcore bands and their teenage fans, and add free hot dogs. “It flew right by my head,” recalls Chagnon. “This hot dog just came out of nowhere.” “I don’t know who it may have been aimed at,” Kaplan, 32, says of the processed-meat projectile. “But there was definitely a hot dog thrown.” Still in the bun, too. The show was Kaplan’s first with the band. What’s mildly surprising is that it wasn’t her last. “It wasn’t traumatizing enough to dissuade me from wanting to be a part of the group,” she says. If anything, that show had a galvanizing effect. Now, at least, The Smittens had a baseline: It couldn’t get any worse. Kaplan would officially join the band soon after. And, slowly but surely, they improved. But in 2004, roughly one year after the release of the band’s charming lo-fi debut Gentlefication Now!, Andrucki made a startling announcement: He

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non-friends-first Smittens fans outside the country,” says Kaplan. Clary offers a more personal take on the band’s unlikely longevity. “I’m addicted to making records,” he says. The bubbly, seemingly ageless guitarist — he’s actually 38 — has been in more Burlington bands than he cares to count — or perhaps even can. And he has certainly made his share of records. “I really like the idea of a band’s story being told through the albums they make,” he explains. “And I got tired of the story always being so short.” On Monday, July 12, 2010, the story of The Smittens grew one chapter longer, as London’s Odd Box Records released Dancing Shoes: The Smittens Remixed.. The eight-song EP features dance remixes of Smittens tunes culled from across their discography. To curate the project, the band tapped a handful of local musicians, as well as a few national and international figures such as Mark Robinson, the founder of legendary indie label Teenbeat, and Swedish indie-pop star Nixon (aka Roger Gunnarsson). Kaplan and Clary also added remixes to the project. The result is an album that reflects both where The Smittens are and, just as importantly, where they’ve come from. While unlike anything the band has previously released, it manages to feel decidedly, well, Smittens-y. For example, listen to Gunnarsson’s take on the band’s classic song “Sapphire” from their 2005 album A Little Revolution. His version pays tribute to the Swedish hit-making team of Stock Aitken Waterman, better known as the folks who gave the world Rick Astley, among others. Using a technology similar to Auto-Tune, Gunnarsson physically altered Andrucki’s original melody, cheering up what was a melancholic song. It now boasts a bright, synthy aesthetic deeply evocative of hypercommercial 1980s pop. In other

words, Gunnarsson Rick-rolled The Smittens. “I was a bit afraid initially that the band would consider my remix a joke rather than an experimental way of doing it,” he says. “But in the end, I think they liked it.” They did. “I love that joyful synth sound,” gushes Andrucki.

Burlington’s Greg Davis applied his well-known experimental way of doing things to “The Garden” — his version appears as “Mesclun Mix” in the album’s liner notes. The original song, like so many Smittens tunes, was light and gentle. Davis stripped away most of the existing tracking and rebuilt it around electronic sounds. “I wanted to make it a little more stark,” he says. “I wanted to add a little depth or heaviness.” He deliberately manipulated the song to resemble the hazy early work of The Magnetic Fields. “Max’s voice instantly reminds you of Stephin Merritt,” says Davis. “So that became my reference point.” Ryan Power played up The Smittens’ affinity for — and intentionally ironic resemblance to — classic manufactured pop bands such as The Monkees and The Archies. He sped up the tempo on “Momus, Where Are You?” which pitched up the entire track, giving the song a distinct Chipmunks bent. Or, as Clary describes it, “Munchkinsesque.” James Kochalka’s take on “Baby, Don’t You Know” is less a remix than a straight-up cover. He couldn’t use the song’s original tracks from 2008’s The Coolest Thing About Love, because they wouldn’t jive with the Game Boy sound processor he used to create the song

— and his most recent album, Digital Elf. So Kochalka rerecorded the entire song, prominently laying his always-distinctive vocals over blocky eight-bit beats. “Surprisingly, it sounds much sadder than I thought it would,” he muses. That probably didn’t surprise Steve Williams. Williams (My First Days on Junk, Rough Francis) mixed each of The Smittens’ first two albums. His remix of “Twitterpated” is actually one of three times he has reimagined the song, which first appeared on A Little Revolution. Williams’ cut, a mastered version of a 2005 remix for an online comp put out by A Bunch of Beatniks Riding a Rocket, is the most overtly clubby of the EP’s eight songs. It is also the furthest removed from sounding like The Smittens. Williams has completely deconstructed the song, turning it into a druggy, downtempo house anthem. But in doing so, he may have struck on a mix that generates the most philosophically Smittens song of the bunch. Despite their cuddly Super Friends exterior,

contrast that elevates the band above cutesy novelty. Or, as Clary puts it, “Hey! They don’t look like cute dolls! That guy looks like my uncle.” Williams, more familiar with The Smittens’ music than anyone outside the band, offers a more succinct — and serious — assessment. “One of the reasons I like The Smittens’ music is that mix of fun and darkness,” he explains. And then he provides an insight that cuts to the heart of the project, and perhaps of The Smittens themselves. “And really, doesn’t everyone dance to get rid of their dark?” 

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t’s hard to say which is cooler: the moment when two of the four Circus Smirkus wire walkers slide into full splits on the wire or when they all walk across as one, their feet sliding beneath the instep of the person in front of them, spiderlike. Either way, by the time they finish their act, Jesse Dryden, Smirkus’ creative director who has slipped into the backstage tent where the company is rehearsing, has his hands over his mouth, and his eyes are gleaming. Dryden is speechless. For the first time since 2005, the Vermont-based traveling youth circus has a wire act, and it feels pretty good to have it back, he says. “There are always certain disciplines that tend to peak,” Dryden explains after the initial rush of watching the wire walkers has faded. “And once it’s peaked, it’s in our best interest to shelve it. But the trouble is, if you shelve it for too long, it ends up hibernating. Especially with wire. It takes years to get that together.” Luckily for Smirkus, four performers joined the tour this year with the right combination of focus, strength and balance — as well as some experience walking on wires and slack lines — to make a wire act possible. At the circus’ headquarters in Greensboro, where troupers, coaches, choreographers and counselors live together for three weeks each June and prepare for their summerlong tour of New England and New York, the wire walkers rehearse. They work in pairs, attempting the tricky split part over and over, tumbling to the floor and climbing back up. At one point, they hang upside down from the wire like bats. Repetition is key to getting comfortable on the wire, they say. So is focus. “You want to try to have as much contact with the wire as possible, because if you lose contact, there’s a chance you’ll miss it,” says 16-year-old Ezra Weill. “If you get frustrated and fed up with yourself, it doesn’t work.” Their coach, Estelle Borel, sits crosslegged on the ground, encouraging them to try again every time they lose their footing. “Don’t yell,” she reminds Taylor Wright-Sanson, 18, after a roll onto the wire lands him awkwardly straddling it. “The audience doesn’t want to know

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recalls, she began falling in love with the circus and growing bored with dance. At the same time — when Borel was about 14 — a new circus school opened in her hometown of Geneva. She enrolled and spent the next four years learning the basics: trampoline, acrobatic tumbling, theater, trapeze and wire. From the first time Borel tried wire walking at summer camp, it came naturally to her. “I liked it at first because it was easy for me,” she says. “Also because the teacher was really pretty and she looked like a ballerina, so I was, like, Ah, you can be a ballerina on a tightwire.” You can see the influence of dance up on the wire: the grace of the walkers’ movement, the control of their postures, the deliberate phrasing. Borel talks about it in Zen-like terms. “I’m not someone who is easily focused, so I have to work really hard on this,” Borel says. “But I really like [the wire] because, for me, it is the only place where I can think of nothing. Because I’m crazy and hyperactive in my mind. But when you do wire, you just have to focus

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you’re in pain.” He brushes himself off and starts over, seemingly none the worse for wear. Pain comes with the territory of wire walking, apparently, as does pretending it doesn’t. The wire, six feet off the ground, is about half an inch wide. The walkers wear leather jazz shoes, but after about three hours a day of sliding their feet across the wire’s rough surface, dangling from it with the tips of their toes, twirling around it — and falling off it — the performers’ feet, legs and hands can get pretty beaten up. In line for lunch in the barn, Greylin

Nielsen, 18, proudly shows off the threeinch wire burn on her ankle, and Maia Gawor-Sloane, 15, unwraps the bandage around her foot to reveal a flush of calluses. “We compare at night,” GaworSloane says, grinning. Then Borel flashes her own callused hands. “Everything in circus is like this,” she says. Borel should know. Now a professional circus coach and performer, she dreamed growing up of becoming a ballerina. For 10 years she danced in her native Switzerland, squeezing in circus camps over the summer. Gradually, she

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For some of these troupers, circus isn’t just a hobby; it’s what they hope to do professionally someday. GaworSloane is one of those. The Richmond teen, says she has known she wanted a career in the circus since her dad started taking her to Smirkus shows when she was 3. She has a steely focus on the wire, but when she talks about how it feels to be up there in front of people, she gets dreamy. “You can feel the audience holding their breath,” Gawor-Sloane says. “And when you do a trick, they let it out. But then you get back up, and they’re, like, What is she going to do next? Oh, my God!” Gawor-Sloane hopes to study somewhere like the National Circus School (École nationale de cirque) in Montréal, and her parents, she says, are thrilled. “They’re jealous of me, they’ve told me,” she says. They’ve both tried out the wire their daughter has set up at home. “I have to help them, though,” GaworSloane says. Her friends have tried it, too, and can’t believe what she does is even possible. “Then they find out you’re going away for the whole summer to do it, and they’re totally baffled,” she says. “And when it’s something you want to do for the rest of your life, or for part of your life, and they just totally don’t understand ... It’s hard for them to let you leave.” Then Gawor-Sloane recalls something the directors said when she first arrived in Greensboro. “People who do circus, they’re different,” she says. “They come here and they’re all together, and that’s what makes it so magical.” Gawor-Sloane will have one more rehearsal hour with Weill on the wire today. After that, the wire walkers have about a week to nail their tricks and learn to trust their balance before they start touring New England. “This is the hard part,” Weill says. “I can’t wait to get out there and start performing.” m

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mutiny in Stone’s. And, of course, both explorers confronted physical barriers — solid rock dead-ends and flooded sumps — on a regular basis. In Blind Descent, Tabor tells their stories. His first book, Forever on the Mountain, was the compelling tale of a lethal 1967 climb up Mount Denali. If that book took Tabor high, Blind Descent, his second, takes him low. It has also landed him on last week’s New York

mountains tend to loom larger in the popular imagination than caves. It could be because they ... well, loom larger. Or because they, and the climbers who tame them, are more photogenic. You can fly over a peak, but it’s hard to get good shots of pitch-dark places several miles underground. Yet caves have their own special, dread-tinged allure. They evoke fears of the dark and of suffocation (a very real

early religions, visual art and musical compositions — using the cave itself as their instrument. Tabor quotes from the work of Iegor Reznikoff, a musicologist who discovered eerie links between French cave paintings and the natural resonance of the caverns around them. Caves may have been the world’s first multimedia art installations and its first cathedrals. But they sometimes had darker uses than prayer. Cheve, in the Mexican highlands, Stone’s goal, is a case in point. When Californians Carol Vesely and Bill Farr first explored its vast entrance chamber in 1986, they found skeletons — including those of children — beneath an altar-like slab of stone. These bleached bones were the remnants of human sacrifices that predated J im Tab o r the conquistadors. But inhabitants of the region still saw its huge limestone caves as “home to deities,” Tabor writes. Their beliefs sometimes rubbed off on the explorers: After a diver died in Mexico’s Cave explorer Bart Hogan in Cheve’s upper Huautla Cave, one of entrance chamber. The full chamber could contain a 757 airliner with room to spare. Stone’s colleagues consulted a local shaman about supernatural precautions. From then on, no one entered the cave without a clove of garlic Times best-seller list, “The Daily Show possibility). But there’s also a primal in his or her pack. With Jon Stewart” and National Public curiosity about what’s deep in those pooky cave lore may be fun, but Radio. hidden places. supercave exploration bears Clearly, readers are up for vicarious In a chapter of Blind Descent that little resemblance to the uncave exploration. Yet, says Tabor, when didn’t make it to publication — but derground adventures of Tom the “great cave race of ’04” ended, few which Tabor shared with Seven Days people knew who had hit bottom first — — the author explores the roots of that Sawyer and Becky Thatcher. Tabor deor even that anyone had been trying. fascination. He relates how a close call picts it as a thoroughly modern pursuit: “There were two articles in National with an eight-foot grizzly in Alaska gave elaborate, well funded and high tech. We learn how Stone, a structural engiGeographic, and that was it,” says him an indelible lesson in the meaning of the writer, who first learned about caves to early humans. “Without the first neer when he wasn’t underground, spent Klimchouk’s and Stone’s quests while primitive shelter caves provided,” Tabor years building a custom carbon-dioxidehe was producing a special on caving writes, “Homo sapiens’ future might well scrubbing rebreather that would allow for the History Channel. “It went under have been even nastier, more brutish — cave divers to explore flooded passages, or sumps. (In places where it took hours everybody’s radar.” and a great deal shorter.” “Under” may be the key word. As Underground, Paleolithic people of swimming to reach an air pocket, Tabor acknowledges in his introduction, weathered the ice age and produced scuba tanks weren’t an option.)

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wo decades ago, writer James M. Tabor was exploring a cave called Run to the Mill in the Tennessee-AlabamaGeorgia area. That’s as specific as he wants to get about its location, because the cave, now closed, is so dangerous. When Tabor’s group rappelled 250 feet down a rock face, he was the last in line. His equipment was wet and muddy, and “after about 75 feet, I started to lose control of the speed of descent,” he recalls. “The glove and rope started to slip off my hand.” With a 30-pound pack on his back, Tabor did not want to fall. Luckily, his yells alerted a fellow explorer at the bottom who “was close enough to grab the rope and haul down on it” — halting his plummet, Tabor says. “It was a close thing. If he hadn’t been down there, I would’ve hit bottom in a few seconds.” Instead, the outdoorsman and author — now 62 and living in Waitsfield — survived to write about other cavers. Some were less fortunate. Tabor opens his new book, Blind Descent: The Quest to Discover the Deepest Place on Earth, by recounting the death of Chris Yeager, an inexperienced caver who fell 75 feet after failing to secure his rappelling equipment. The 1991 accident was both tragic in itself and disastrous for the expedition Yeager belonged to. For Cheve, the Mexican “supercave” where Yeager died, was a hole in the ground that engineer-explorer Bill Stone hoped to prove was the deepest on Earth. Stone had competition. Oceans away, in the Republic of Georgia, a Ukrainian geologist named Alexander Klimchouk wanted to access the “bottom of the world” through a cave called Krubera. Both men would face obstacles that extended their quests into the 21st century: war in Klimchouk’s case; team

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for old men,” notes Tabor. The writer himself hasn’t caved in “18 or 19 years,” though he has vivid memories of navigating “freaky” sumps where “I was wading with water up to my chin, the ceiling two or three inches above the top of my helmet,” he says. For every claustrophobe who cringes at that image, there’s a young daredevil who wants Michael Stars to ﬁnd the nearest hole in the Velvet ground and crawl in. Before they James Perse strap on a headlamp, says Tabor, AG Tees would-be cavers need to check three dots out the National Speleological Alternative Apparel Society (www.caves.org) or the Rich and Skinny Rock and National Park Service’s Cave and Republic Karst Program (www.nature.nps. Splendid gov/geology/caves). Ella Moss One of experienced cavers’ Seven for great fears, he says, “is that any all Mankind [media] exposure will cause unequipped people to go in.” And, as we learn in Blind Descent, there’s virtually no more difficult place to rescue someone from than underground. Tabor says Vermont’s small caves are nothing to write home about: “They’re 81 Church Street, Burlington • 860.2220 mon-sat 10-9 • sun 11-6 cold, they’re wet, they’re not very draweddings.holiday parties. black tie events.special occasions. matic.” Still, the local subterranean subculture should get a rush from the NSS’ national convention, which will 8v-ecco071410.indd 1 7/12/10 3:29:29 PM be held at the Champlain Valley Expo in Essex Junction this August 2-6. Among the many events on its schedule are a “rock-breaking demonstration,” “vertical contests,” a “SpeleoArt display,” and workshops on safety and rope techniques such as rebelaying. Because, when you’re exploring the Earth’s depths, as Tabor knows well, a slippery rope could mean the difference between life and death. 

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But such ingenious devices couldn’t remove human factors such as panic — or solve personality conflicts. And Bill Stone, who emerges from Tabor’s narrative as a heroic (or antiheroic) figure, has a particularly strong personality. A type-A achiever of immense physical and mental acumen, Stone spent a quarter century plumbing the depths of Cheve and nearby caves. When he wasn’t doing that — or at his day job, or tinkering with his rebreather — he was “going begging” for sponsorships anywhere he could find them. During the expeditions depicted in the book, Stone demanded 110 percent from himself and his team — which, to complicate things, often included the latest in a series of athletic girlfriends decades his junior. Cheve Expedition member Marcus Preissner rappels By the time Tabor approached a section of Angel Falls, 1100 feet deep in Cheve cave. him, the author says, Stone was so sick of being portrayed by journalists as an Ahab type that he flatly refused to take Tabor on a Cheve microbiologist who has to go down into a expedition. (He later did prove forth- supercave to retrieve an extremophile to coming in interviews with the author.) save humanity from a plague,” he says. Stone was especially averse to being Supercave exploration can seem viewed as some kind of extreme-sports pretty anticlimactic. As Jon Stewart enthusiast or “adventurer” — as was pointed out when Tabor visited his Klimchouk, says Tabor. Both saw them- show, people like Stone and Klimchouk selves not as risk addicts but as explor- go through hell just to reach a nondeers vying for “the last great terrestrial script dead end. But, says Tabor, the discovery.” pursuit is far from pointless. NASA To the layperson, it may not be obvi- has studied caving teams to learn more ous why. No one can miss the world’s about the effects of prolonged isolation, tallest peaks. But isn’t it always possible cold and darkness. Some scientists have someone could stumble into a deeper suggested that life on Mars, if it exists, hole than Cheve or Krubera? might resemble what lurks in the depths Nope, says Tabor, because “geolo- of Earth’s caves. gists know what’s under the surface of If space exploration continues, Bill pretty much every square mile on Stone, who’s now 58, might be at its Earth.” “Supercave,” a term he coined, forefront. Tabor notes in the book’s just means a big, long one — really long. afterword that the caver — who once (Krubera eventually turned out to de- dreamed of being an astronaut — is now scend 7000 vertical feet over more than building a NASA-funded robot to seek eight miles.) We know no one’s going water beneath the icy surface of Jupiter’s to discover a supercave in, say, Addison moon Europa. County, because such caves can only A proponent of privately funded space form under the proper conditions of exploration, Stone has a tendency to porous limestone and water flow, and “deride NASA because they’re so timid,” those conditions only exist in about six Tabor says. At a 2007 TED conference, places on the planet. Stone announced his plan to raise $15 Where they do exist, supercaves billion for a lunar mining operation. He have turned out to contain previously hopes to start getting affordable fuels unknown microorganisms, “extremo- from the moon’s ice by 2015. philes” from which scientists can breed As if that weren’t enough, Stone “new families of antibiotics ... effective hasn’t given up on linking Cheve with against our drug-resistant bacteria,” says another, deeper cave. “At the rate he’s Tabor. “I don’t think we’ve scratched the going, it would take 50 years to make surface of the microbiological things that that connection,” Tabor says. are going to come out of these caves.” Unlike Stone, Klimchouk no longer Tabor is using fiction to explore those leads the way underground; the Ukrainian possibilities in his next book, a thriller pioneer now delegates the exciting parts in the Michael Crichton vein “about a to younger cavers. “Caves are no country

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as Eastern European dumplings or Moroccan tagines — that they would otherwise have to sample in Burlington, or even Montréal. Capital City diners agree that theirs is a tight market — and a discerning one. While everyone wants to see more variety, “the concern on the street is about whether or not Montpelier can support another restaurant,” says Rick Winston, former owner of the Savoy Theater. Beck Norman, meat and seafood buyer at Hunger Mountain Co-op, calls Montpelier a “foodie town” that has “gotten pretty stagnant. I think [Maderia, Bilodeau and Nagy] are changing the dining scene,” she says. How? Last year, Maderia came up with an idea for a new revenue stream to help support her restaurant. Since Kismet closes by mid-afternoon, Maderia decided to invite chefs to cook out of her kitchen in the evening for a small fee. She helps promote the event, plate food and serve. It’s not just about the money: “I got excited about the prospect of offering the space,” Maderia says. Bilodeau of the Black Door was the first chef to take advantage. Through the harvest he’ll borrow Kismet’s kitchen on a monthly basis to prepare ultra-seasonal multicourse dinners with beverage pairings concocted by Three Penny co-owner Scott Kerner. On June 22, Bilodeau offered an exclusive menu for just 10 people, at $45 for 3 courses, $70 for five or $100 for all seven, with a drink for every course. It included goat-cheese-and-wild-mint sorbet with radishes, red beet tartare with duck egg, and braised rabbit with wild mushrooms and greens. Once he knows what local farms are harvesting, he’ll start working on a menu for his next dinner. Norman attended Bilodeau’s meal and opted for the three-course pairing. “It was a different style of food than you can find anywhere else in town,” she says. Bilodeau’s boss, Black Door owner Phil Gentile, doesn’t mind that his chef sometimes spends a night at another restaurant: “He knows that it’s good for me to step outside and do my thing,” Bilodeau says.

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If you want to open a bakery in Vermont, telling future customers you’ve worked with GÉRARD RUBAUD seems like a good sales pitch, since the crusty Frenchman is renowned for his artisan loaves. JULIANNE JONES of Vergennes is one of the few people who can claim that honor. Now the 25-year-old baker is getting ready to open a brick-oven-ﬁred bakery, espresso bar and cheese shop called VERGENNES LAUNDRY in Vermont’s smallest city. “It’s mostly bread and pastries with some lunch items,” Jones explains. Quiche, cheese plates, pain au chocolat and macarons are on the menu, as is VADEBONCOEUR nougat handmade by Jones’ ﬁancé, DIDIER MURAT. But until she gets some cash, Jones can’t begin building the Scandinavian-style oven. That’s why the entrepreneur has turned to a website called Kickstarter. com. There, friends and strangers can commit to pledges of $10 or more and, as in a PBS fund drive, earn rewards of gifts commensurate with their contributions. The kicker? If a biz doesn’t reach its goal by a preordained deadline, nobody pays. “It’s been 10 days, and there is about $1000 pledged so far,” Jones notes. Is she worried about meeting her goal of $12,000 by the August 5 deadline? She says no. If the money arrives, it will take about a month to build the oven, and Vergennes Laundry will open in mid-September. “The community is being so supportive,” Jones says. “We’re hoping to create a destination kind of place.”

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The busy Boydens of Cambridge may be one of Vermont’s best-known agricultural families. MARK and LAURI BOYDEN raise beef and run an on-farm market and scoop shop. DAVID and LINDA BOYDEN own an awardwinning winery and sell maple syrup. Now the latter couple is about to add another product — Vermont Ice Apple Crème — to their roster. “It’s a cream liqueur made of ice cider and apple brandy,” David Boyden explains. He likens the style of the drink to a “lighter and more reﬁned” Baileys, and says it will be made from a mix of Northern Spy, McIntosh and Empire apples: “It uses a lot of Vermont apples, which is good for the growers.” Why branch out into the liqueur market? “We like developing projects and packaging; we like the R&D part of our business,” Boyden says. Because they’re waiting for numerous permits, Boyden doesn’t anticipate having the booze on the market until September, but he thinks the product — which has been in the works for 15 months — will be worth the wait. “It tastes really nice,” he boasts.

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orey Perry sat tall at the counter in the Healthy Living test kitchen, staring at a pile of gleaming chef’s knives. He had never used such fancy cooking utensils before. “Are we really gonna use those knives?” he asked, his voice quavering with enthusiasm. “Yep,” said cooking instructor Nina Lesser-Goldsmith as she handed him one of the stainless-steel blades. “Really?” said Perry. A smile widened across the 20-yearold’s face as he ran his finger across the knife’s edge and listened to the blade sing. He seemed to be thinking, This could be fun. But before Perry and his fellow cooking students could begin cutting and dicing, they had to learn to use the knives. Most of the participants — all housemates at the single-room-occupancy (SRO) house for young adults in transition run by Burlington’s Spectrum Youth & Family Services — were new to cooking. But the ultimate goal of the SRO program is to help them live successfully on their own someday. And that entails knowing how to whip up more than ramen noodles and cereal. Lesser-Goldsmith, a French Culinary Institute-trained cook who runs the

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Learning Center at the South Burlington food market, held her knife up to demonstrate. With three fingers wrapped around the shaft, and her forefinger and thumb pinching the blade, LesserGoldsmith pushed the knife back and forth over a cutting board in a rocking movement. “It should be a very fluid motion,” she advised. With their SRO house staff watching, the seven students mimicked LesserGoldsmith’s cutting technique. Not quite “Iron Chef”-caliber brunoising or julienning, but good enough for basic slicing. The students, ages 18 to 21, were invited to Healthy Living at LesserGoldsmith’s behest to learn how to cook. Before moving to the SRO — which houses nine young adults in private rooms on Maple Street in Burlington — most of the residents were homeless or couch surfing, in state custody or in unsafe or unsupportive environments, said Bryonne Johnson, who manages Spectrum’s residential program. They never acquired basic culinary skills, and most are still learning healthy ways to shop and eat. The class is the first formal training any of the residents has had in cooking. While the class is new for Spectrum,

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who happily eat boxed mac ’n’ cheese every night, but they seemed excited at the prospect. The students split up into two tables — one to ready the potatoes and one to prep the chicken thighs. Perry ended up at the potato table. “I think I can do this,” he said, encouraging himself out loud. Perry, in a red polo shirt buttoned to the top, aggressively chopped his way through the pile of potatoes, trying to keep in mind what Lesser-Goldsmith said about cutting the pieces a uniform size. Every so often, he’d pause to pop a piece of raw potato in his mouth. He

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thanks to a brother who went to the New England Culinary Institute, likes to make homemade pizza, pastas and shrimp scampi “when I can afford it.” Healthy Living’s initial collaboration with Spectrum began last year when the market started making meals for the organization’s Pearl Street drop-in center. For two months, twice a day, youth who accessed the center’s services were treated to healthy lunches and dinners. Lesser-Goldsmith, who is in charge of programming at the Learning Center and admits she’s more used to teaching foodies, wanted to extend the partnership by offering cooking classes to Spectrum youth. “Usually community outreach is just food donation, but we wanted to do something where our staff could be involved with the kids,” Lesser-Goldsmith said. After getting their chopping lesson and practicing on a few potatoes, the participants cleaned their prep tables and prepared for the main event. On this night — their first in the kitchen — they would be making garlic baked chicken, lemon-rosemary chicken skewers, potato salad and a leafy green salad with homemade ranch dressing. Perhaps the menu was a little haute cuisine for folks

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sometimes prefers eating vegetables raw, he said. At the other table, Katy Lesser, owner of Healthy Living and LesserGoldsmith’s mother, showed Kiki Laflin, 20, and Dustin Lozell, 21, how to peel garlic. With a chef’s knife placed on top of a clove, Lesser smacked the blade and demonstrated how easily the outer layer comes off. Kyle Field didn’t need any instruction on how to peel garlic. He does it all the time at the SRO, where tortellini Alfredo with fresh garlic is his specialty. Like many of the young adults, Field said he isn’t afraid of cooking; he just doesn’t have the money, time or culinary know-how to do it regularly. Most of the residents receive 3SquaresVT benefits (formerly called food stamps) and often, Johnson said, they eat “supersized, prepackaged, dollar-menu food” because it’s easy and cheap. “Why wouldn’t they do that?” she asked. While they have access to all the kitchen appliances and utensils they need to make healthy meals for themselves, the SRO residents don’t necessarily have the planning and budgeting skills it takes to prepare nutritious food. Johnson said she hopes the six-session class will help with that. BAKERY ON PREMISES • DELI • VEGAN 8v-3Toms040710.indd 1 4/2/10 11:09:23 AM After chopping the garlic and mixing it with melted butter, Laflin spooned E L O RGANI RDAB CS AFFO the mixture onto the chicken thighs. Staff Favorite “Whoa, this is gonna be fabulous,” she Smooze Fruit & Ice said. It was a welcome departure from NOW $4.19 (srp $6.19) her normal dinner of nutrient-light Non-Dairy Frozen Treat while supplies last ramen, which she peps up with vegetables and scrambled eggs. Kiss My Face At the other table, the novice cooks cut Shampoo & Conditioner up cubes of chicken for the lemon-roseNOW $5.96 (srp $7.95) mary skewers. Peck, a slender 18-yearold wearing skinny jeans and pink Vans Annie’s Salad sneakers, was in charge of the marinade. Dressings NOW $3.99 (srp $4.89) You’d never know from his confidence in the kitchen that he eats cereal — Sugar Smacks, Rice Krispies, whatever’s on sale 25% off — pretty much exclusively. Cascadian Farms Granola and Granola Bars Finally, after about an hour of prep while supplies last work, the chicken came out of the oven 30% OFF SUPPLEMENTS and the salads were on the counter, wait(20% PLUS 10% Vitamin Discount Program)* *some exclusions apply ing to be eaten. The seven students, plus the Spectrum staff, sat down to eat. Vermont Family Owned & Operated “The breaded chicken is really good,” 329 Harvest Lane, Williston, VT 05495 802-876-1400 Between Williston Rd. (Rte. 2) Lozell said. & Marshall Ave. across from UPS Laflin agreed. She liked it better than the skewers. “It’s got more flavor and texture to it,” she said. Perry, who seemed perfectly happy eating only raw vegetables that night, weighed in on the chicken thighs. or EBT 10% Seni(60 “It’s really soft in your mouth,” he +) Cards Discount Ac le cepted ab Avail said, smiling down at his full plate every day of homemade food. “It melts in your mouth.” m www.NaturalProvisions.com BULK FOODS • FRESH PRODUCE • VT MEATS • NATURAL BABY FOODS • VT CHEESES • GLUTEN-FREE FOODS •

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best drink of my life” at Three Penny. Pace had no idea the chefs were teaming up. And at a recent meeting of a local boosters club, she recalls with evident surprise, “Some people had never even heard of Kismet.” Winston wasn’t aware of the afterhours experiments at Kismet, either. But he likes the idea: When one spot can offer different types of cuisine, he suggests, it fills a need without taking revenue away from existing establishments. That’s one reason Maderia is so keen on having other cooks work out of her restaurant. In addition to her collaborations with Nagy and Bilodeau, Maderia invited one of her employees, Alexis Hurley, to sell handmade Mexican food at Kismet every Tuesday. She also shares space with Lalitha Griffin, an expert in Indian and Malaysian food. Last Saturday evening, Griffin dished up coconut-butter prawns, slow-

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simmered lamb rendang and sticky rice to dine-in and take-out customers at Kismet. A series of Italian dinners, prepared by Corinne Novetti, is in the works. Kismet isn’t the only eatery making space for variety. Three Penny, which began as a gastropub with plates of local cheese, pickled eggs and unusual items made with offal, has branched out to serve Latin food on Friday and sushi on Saturday. On Sunday, it offers a fullfledged oyster bar. Michael Belenky, cofounder of Zutano, cites some other exciting meals he’s had in Montpelier — exquisite Thai food from a truck, sourdough pizza at the farmers market and a tapas menu at New England Culinary Institute’s Main Street Grill & Bar. But he’s particularly impressed with the fare at Kismet and Three Penny, and recently sampled the “best taco [he’s had] in Vermont” at the Black Door. Belenky is familiar with “taco Tuesdays” at Kismet, but he hadn’t heard a word about the dinner series, or the special weekend fare at Three Penny. “It’s wonderful that people are thinking creatively about collaboration and space,” he says.

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Later this month, Nagy of Three Penny will do his thing. He and Maderia will work together on a family-style Hungarian meal that draws on Nagy’s grandmother’s classic recipes. In August, the two will prepare a feast in which each course evokes traditions of a different Mediterranean country. Then they’ll serve a Brazilian menu that demonstrates how Portuguese culture has influenced the South American country’s cuisine. “I’ve got a lot of tricks I’m planning to pull out,” Nagy promises. For Nagy, with a makeshift kitchen, having the resources of other restaurants at his disposal is a boon. When he runs out of salad greens on a busy night at Three Penny — which has no walk-in cooler for storage — he borrows some from Bilodeau. The three chefs support each other in little ways, too. A few weeks ago, when Bilodeau accidentally trekked to Hunger Mountain sans bike lock, he “snuck into the back of Crystal’s restaurant and hid my bike in there,” he says. When Maderia wanted to have

a staff retreat on a Sunday, the Three Penny guys cooked brunch for her customers. As summer draws to a close, Maderia, Nagy and Bilodeau will prepare a massive meal for more than 100 people at a yet-to-be-determined local farm. “Our relationship is not just based around restaurants; it’s based around community,” says Nagy, who touts the high quality of local produce. Maderia adds: “We’ll feature the farmers as our VIP guests. We’ll have music.” Can the trio sell 100 tickets? Probably, but they may have an easier time if they do more marketing. While a core group of fans knows about their collaborations, plenty of local diners seem to be out of the loop. Take Christina Pace, a stay-at-home mom and aficionado of “fresh, local, organic” food, who calls Maderia’s fare “a feast for your eyes,” and says she had “the

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to families who come to watch NASCAR, sing karaoke or hear a live band in an alcohol-free environment. On North Main Street, Blue Acorn is feeding a very different crowd. Co-owner Tim crAy says he transformed his popular Park Café into the new business two weeks ago to cater to St. Albans’ growing status as a “bedroom community” of Burlington commuters. Cray’s brother-in-law eric ShAwver, a recent transplant from South Florida, serves as the restaurant’s chef. Blue Acorn’s eclectic menu is designed to draw late-night customers — the eatery offers dinner until midnight on Friday and Saturday and til 10 p.m. the rest of the week. Snackers can sample poutine, orangecoconut scallops, and five different chip-and-dip combos. Full dinners range from a portabella Napoléon to something called “delectable chicken” — a breast stuffed with spinach, blue cheese and bacon.

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figured he’d have to learn to sling pies. But his realtor advised him to put his poultry experience to work. So North End Rotisserie will sell whole, half and quarter chickens for diners to eat in or take out, and they can get a “meal deal” by tacking on comfort-food sides. “It will be in the medium- to lower-price range,” Yee says. — A .L.

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hose of us born in the mid1970s or earlier have seen a lot of audio formats come and go — and sometimes make a slight return. (Hello, vinyl.) So when I heard that a local label was prepping a 7/12/10 3:37:33 PM cassette-only box set of experimental and pop music from Burlington, I had two thoughts: Fantastic! and Um, why cassettes? “It’s really an homage to underground cassette culture,” says Matt Mayer, one half of NNA Tapes, the cassette-only label he runs with friend and fellow experimental musician Toby Aronson. The three of us are sitting in Nunyuns, a coffee shop in Burlington’s Old North End. Already Mayer’s articulate, bespectacled geek is playing off Aronson’s wild bedhead and booming baritone voice. They constantly ﬁnish each other’s sentences. Aronson is quick to point out that cassettes are a natural part of the experimental music scene that he and Mayer have been involved with for years. “We’d show up [for a gig] and there would be merch tables ﬁlled with cassette tapes. So, for us, since we’ve been playing shows with people like that, it’s more 7/8/10 11:49:09 AM normal.” For those unfamiliar with “experimental” music, it’s both an umbrella term and a bit of a misnomer. It includes artists who sit onstage bent over a combination of synths, mixers, samplers, microphones and found objects, creating drones, collages, noise or deconstructed pop. But it also may include free-jazz guitars, saxophones, recorders or any instrument artists use to make creative, independent work. Aronson and Mayer started NNA Tapes in 2008 with a mission to release music from just these kinds of artists, whom they admired and thought needed more exposure. Both musicians came to embrace experimental music, and cassette culture, in different ways. Aronson attended the University of Vermont to study guitar,

TOBY ARONSON AND MATT MAYER FEED US SOME SOUND BITES ABOUT THE ARTISTS FEATURED ON BURLINGTON, VT. Matt Mayer and Toby Aronson, owners of NNA Tapes

but was unimpressed with the experience and instead found inspiration in what he calls “weird” music. Mayer was a studio art major who competed in DJ battles while attending Clark University in Worcester, Mass. Both now use cassettes featuring samples and loops in their live performances. Aronson adds synths; Mayer makes a point to not use any “real” instruments. He prefers ampliﬁed sheet metal. Since the start of NNA, the pair have funded the label selling cassette tapes through their website, but most sales these days are through distributors such as Mimaroglu Music Sales or shops like Aquarius Records in San Francisco, both of whom order tapes directly from NNA’s Burlington headquarters/apartment. Mayer and Aronson also teamed up to book and promote live music in Burlington. They have put on several performances in their Fucked Up Music series, and regularly book shows at low-proﬁle underground venues around town. “I would not have been exposed to so many different bands and labels if they hadn’t gotten involved,” says Nick Mavodones one recent morning over coffee and bagels. He has helped promote NNA shows as part of Angioplasty Media, NOTES FROM THE UNDERGROUND

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TOBY ARONSON “Really inspired by ’80s Phillip Glass, like the really poppy sell-out stuff, and Vangelis and cheap, easy, soundtracky stuff.” GREG DAVIS “More along the lines of his recent stuff, like really aesthetic drone pieces, heavy on the melodies.” A SNAKE IN THE GARDEN “Really industrial-inﬂuenced noise with sheet metal and cassette tapes; pretty abrasive and really good.” RYAN POWER “His smoother ’80s sound he has going on right now. It almost sounds like Alexander O’Neal or The SOS Band.” TOOTH ACHE. “It’s really minimal synth pop … melancholy with hazy vocals, but really catchy melodies.” LAWRENCE WELKS AND OUR BEAR TO CROSS “A ﬁlthy version of late ’80s/early ’90s glamorous pop music mixed with an adult contemporary vibe played through garbage instruments.” CHUBBY WONDER “Demented pop and abstract sound collages made with eraserheadless tape recorders.” COSMIC MATRIX “Mix the Beta Band with The Doors and out-there psychedelic stuff. Real mysterious, with a cosmic vibe.

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Beautiful country setting, 6/22/10 FSBO-Twick061610.indd 8:12:00 AM 1 10 acre surveyed lot. Ready to go with permit for 4-BR home, water, sewer and electric are completed. Near gold course (5 min.), Smuggler’s Notch (20 min.), Jay Peak (30 min.), Montreal (1.5 hours). Ready for your new home! $85,000. Karl, 802-238-5114.

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Beautiful end-unit,6/21/10FSBO-MichaelStuart063010.indd 2:19:30 PM 1 ON wATERFRONT 2-BR/1.5-BA condo in desirable, quiet S. Burlington neighborhood. 1st floor eatin kitchen, dining room w/ lg. window, wood fireplace, 1/2 BA and high ceiling study/den w/ skylight. 2 lg. bedrooms upstairs + bonus room w/ skylight, BA w/ lg. jetted tub & a master dressing room. $222,500. Shiv, 802-864-7991, shivks72@ hotmail.com.

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Just reduced by motivated sellers. 1900+ sq.ft. condo w/ lots of bonus storage, ample closet space, walk-in pantry, attached garage, full deck w/ a retractable awning. Premier location, conveniently located near S. Burlington’s award winning schools, FAHC, Fairpoint, UVM, Champlain College and Downtown. $243,900. 802-860-6410

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Recently updated 1-BR condo with washer & dryer in unit. Association dues include heat & hot water. One underground parking spot included. Pet friendly association with pool. $125,900. 802-578-8667.

2-BR, 1.5-BA end unitFSBO-JasonBarron033110.indd 7/12/10 5:31:45 PM 1 with tiled entryway/ kitchen, hardwood floors, new carpeting and updated countertops. Extra room off living room, full basement, attached 1-car garage. Low association dues. $194,000. 578-5360.

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FERRISBURGH Scenic, quiet countryside. Avail. Aug. 1. Efficiency/2 lg. unfurnished rooms, full BA, entryway foyer. NS/ pets. $725/mo. + dep. & % of utils. 802-8776787. NEW HAVEN COUNTRY COTTAGE 1-BR, W/D, garden space. Private setting close to Middlebury. NS/pets. $800/mo. + utils. 802-316-6946 days; 802-877-2633 evenings/weekends.

RICHMOND 3-BR DUPLEX NS/pets. Stove & refrigerator. W/D hookups. $1150/mo. + deposit & utils. Lease. Parking for 2 cars. LNMOBBS@wcvt.com. S. BURLINGTON 833 Queen City Park Rd. 1-BR apt., coin-op W/D, parking. No pets. $600/ mo. + utils. Avail. July 15. 802-658-2376. SHELBURNE 3-ROOM APT. Country setting, NS/ dogs. $685/mo. + sec. dep. 1-yr. lease.

Arguably the best7/12/10 location1:03:18 PM in St. Albans. Lovely setting, quiet neighborhood, city utilities, property borders preserved areas. Walking distance to library, restaurants & shopping. Aldis Hill, near beautiful hiking trails & Hard’ack ski area in backyard. Close to I-89. Deed restrictions to protect your investment. $160,000. Bridget, 802-238-5114.

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Perfect for family or easy 7/12/10 FSBO-Zurn#3063010.indd 5:01:44 PM 1 maintenance retirees. Beautiful setting on 10 acres. Modern contemporary ranch style. Affordable, beautiful and designed to last and retain its value. 4-BRs, 2-BA, living room, dining room, kitchen breakfast nook. Highly energy efficient. $250,000. Karl, 802-238-5114.

Incl. heat, parking. 802-985-0727. UNDERHILL Fabulous, cute, cozy 1-BR apt. for the outdoor enthusiast! Garden space, hiking, etc. $800/mo., incl. utils. Pets neg., NS, dep., lease. 899-1248. UNDERHILL 3-BR house for the outdoor enthusiast! Garden space, hiking, etc. $1750/mo., incl. utils. Pets neg., NS, dep., lease. 899-1248.

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Opportunity for owner/oc6/28/10 4:50:23 PM cupied or investment. This 2 story side-by-side duplex (2 BR, 1.5-BA each side) is wonderfully located at the end of a quiet, neighborly dead-end St. Easy access to I-89. 1-car garage, yard space. Town water and sewer. Good school system and rental history. $270,000. 999-2025, quepasa.t@ gmail.com

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Burlington/ Winooski Roommates wanted to share lg., fully furnished house. All utils. incl. W/in 10 mins. to all colleges. 2.5-BA, W/D, parking, lg. back deck, on bus line. No pets. Rent individually or w/ friends. $650-$700/ mo. per person + dep. Openings July 1, Aug. 1, Sept. 1. 802-863-9612. Peaceful Burlington house Share home in a friendly, quiet neighborhood w/ considerate, quiet, conscientious housemate. Lake & bike path a block away, walking distance to downtown, porches, washer, parking. Avail. now. $650/mo. incl. gas/elec. 864-2890. Quiet Jericho homeshare Beautiful 3-BR to share w/ 2 others. Retreat-like environment w/ pool, vegetable garden space. Walking/bike trails. Fireplace, pool table, WiFi, W/D. $600/ mo. total. 999-1265. Roommate wanted Open-minded/ responsible roommate for small 3-BR house located between UVM & St. Mikes, close to nature trail, off-street parking, W/D. $425/mo. + dep., 1/3 utils. Avail. June now. 802-6580302, 802-338-2834. S. Burlington Townhouse Location. W/D. Affordable & efficient. Avail. Aug. 1. $487.50/ mo. 802-999-5236. SUNNY BURLINGTON HOUSEMATE Looking for NS, professional female to share 2-BR condo in S. End condo. Nice, lg. room, lightly furnished. $575/ mo. incl. utils. No pets! 865-2447.

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Burlington 68A S. Willard St. Furnished w/TV basement room. Graduate student/professional preferred. 1.5-BA, W/D, kitchen, parking. NS. Artistic & intellectual environment. $545/mo. incl. utils. 802-660-7172 or 802-598-7423. Avail. now. Burlington room for rent Avail. Aug. 1. NS, quiet, clean professional. Nicely furnished room, great location. Utils. & Internet incl. $550/ mo. + dep. Refs. req. 802-860-2863.

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ACT 250 NOTICE MINOR APPLICATION 10 V.S.A., SECTIONS 6001 - 6092 On June 24, 2010, Houston Commons Development, LLC filed application #4C1235 for a project generally described as: The construction of a mixed use planned unit development consisting of four buildings. Three buildings will house three residential condominiums each, and the fourth building will house one commercial unit on the first floor and two residential units on the second floor. The Project will use municipal water and sewer and includes associated parking, drives and utilities. The Project is located on Bombardier Road (300ft from the Bombardier/Middle Road intersection) in the Town of Milton, VT. The District 4 Environmental Commission will review this application under Act 250 Rule 51 — Minor Applications. Copies of the application

and proposed permit are available for review at the Milton Town Office, Chittenden County Regional Planning Commission located at 110 West Canal Street, Suite 202, Winooski, and the office listed below. The application and proposed permit may also be viewed on the Natural Resources Board’s web site (www.nrb.state. vt.us/lup) by clicking on “Act 250 Database” and entering the case number above. No hearing will be held unless, on or before Friday, July 23, 2010, a party notifies the District Commission of an issue or issues requiring the presentation of evidence at a hearing or the commission sets the matter for hearing on its own motion. Any hearing request shall be in writing to the address below, shall state the criteria or subcriteria at issue, why a hearing is required and what additional evidence will be presented at the hearing. Any hearing request by an adjoining property owner or other interested person must include a petition for party status. Prior to submitting a request for a hearing, please contact the district coordinator at the telephone number listed below for more information. Prior to convening a hearing, the District Commission must determine that substantive issues requiring a hearing have been raised. Findings of Fact and Conclusions of Law will not be prepared unless the Commission holds a public hearing. Should a hearing be held on this project and you have a disability for which you are going to need accommodation, please notify us by Friday, July 23, 2010. Parties entitled to participate are the Municipality, the Municipal Planning Commission, the Regional Planning Commission, affected state agencies, and adjoining property owners and other persons to the extent they have a particularized interest that may be affected by the proposed project under the 10 criteria. Non-party participants may also be allowed under 10 V.S.A. Section 6085(c)(5). Dated at Essex Junction, Vermont this 29th day of June, 2010. By /s/Stephanie H. Monaghan Stephanie H. Monaghan Natural Resources Board District #4 Coordinator 111 West Street Essex Junction, VT 05452 T/ 802-879-5662

sevendaysvt.com/classifieds E/ stephanie.monaghan@state.vt.us ACT 250 NOTICE MINOR APPLICATION 10 V.S.A., SECTIONS 6001 - 6092 On June 28, 2010, Hampton Direct, Inc. filed application # 4C0663-7A for a project generally described as The construction of a 960 sf addition on the rear (east) side of the previously-permitted Hampton Direct building. The addition will provide two additional loading docks. The Project includes minor parking space revisions on the front (west) side of the building. The Project is located at 291 Hurricane Lane in the Town of Williston, VT. The District 4 Environmental Commission will review this application under Act 250 Rule 51 — Minor Applications. Copies of the application and proposed permit are available for review at the Williston Town Office, Chittenden County Regional Planning Commission located at 110 West Canal Street, Suite 202, Winooski, and the office listed below. The application and proposed permit may also be viewed on the Natural Resources Board’s web site (www.nrb.state. vt.us/lup) by clicking on “Act 250 Database” and entering the case number above.

Should a hearing be held on this project and you have a disability for which you are going to need accommodation, please notify us by Friday, July 23, 2010. Parties entitled to participate are the Municipality, the Municipal Planning Commission, the Regional Planning Commission, affected state agencies, and adjoining property owners and other persons to the extent they have a particularized interest that may be affected by the proposed project under the 10 criteria. Non-party participants may also be allowed under 10 V.S.A. Section 6085(c)(5). Dated at Essex Junction, Vermont this 30th day of June, 2010. By /s/Stephanie H. Monaghan Stephanie H. Monaghan Natural Resources Board District #4 Coordinator 111 West Street Essex Junction, VT 05452 T/ 802-879-5662 E/ stephanie.monaghan@state.vt.us BURLINGTON DEVELOPMENT REVIEW BOARD Tuesday August 3, 2010 PUBLIC HEARING NOTICE The Burlington Development Review Board will hold a public hearing on Tuesday August 3, 2010 at 5:00 p.m. in Contois Auditorium, City Hall to consider the following applications:

2. 10-1104HO; 34-38 Elm Terrace (RM, Ward 5) David Miller/Mountaha Handy Home occupation to use kitchen to prepare food for business.

This may not be the final order in which items will be heard at the meeting. Please view the final Agenda, at www. ci.burlington.vt.us/planning/drb or posted on the Planning and Zoning Office notice board, one week before the hearing for the specific order in which items will be heard. NOTICE OF SALE According to the terms and conditions of a Judgment Order, Decree of Foreclosure and Order of Public Sale in the matter of FLAGSTAR BANK, F.S.B. V. SHERRY M. BARTON-LAFORCE, ET. AL., Chittenden Superior Court Docket No. S 1561-08 Cnc, foreclosing a certain mortgage given by Sherry M. Barton-LaForce and Richard C. Cassano to Mortgage Electronic Registration Systems, Inc., dated June 10, 2004 and recorded in Volume 116, Page 142, of the Westford Land Records, which Mortgage was assigned to Flagstar Bank, F.S.B. by assignment of record in Volume 140, Page 286, of the Westford land records, (the Mortgage), for the purpose of foreclosing the Mortgage for breach of the conditions of the Mortgage, the real estate with an E-911 address of 31 Audry Lane, Westford, Vermont (the Property) will be sold at public auction on August 3, 2010, at Noon, at the location of the Property. The Property to be sold is all and the same land and premises described in the Mortgage, and further described as follows: All and the same lands and premises conveyed by warranty deed of Michael John Corporation to Richard Cassano dated August 28, 2003

The Property may be subject to easement, rights-of-way of record and other interests of record. Terms of Sale: The Property will be sold to the highest bidder, who will pay $10,000.00 at sale in cash, certified, treasurer’s or cashier’s check made payable to Kohn Rath Blackwood & Danon, LLP Client Trustee Account (or by wire transfer, if arrangements for wire transfer are made in advance, confirmation of wire transfer is available before commencement of sale and bidder pays additional fees required for wire transfer) and will pay the balance of the highest bid price within thirty (30) days of the issuance of an Order of Confirmation by the Chittenden Superior Court. The successful bidder will be required to sign a Purchase Agreement and attached Vermont Lead Law Real Estate Transaction Disclosures. Copies of the Agreement and Disclosures are available by calling the telephone number

below. If the successful bidder fails to complete the purchase of the Property as required by the Purchase Agreement, the $10,000.00 deposit will be forfeited to Plaintiff. The Property is sold “AS IS” and the successful bidder is required to purchase the Property whether or not the Property is in compliance with local, state or federal land use laws, regulations or permits. Title to the Property will be conveyed without warranties by Order of Confirmation. This sale is exempt from federal lead based hazards disclosure. 24 CFR Section 35.82. The mortgagor is entitled to redeem the Property at any time prior to the sale by paying the full amount due under the Mortgage, including the costs and expenses of sale. Other terms to be announced at the sale or inquire at Kohn Rath Blackwood & Danon, LLP 802-482-2905. Dated: May 19, 2010 David Rath, Esq., Attorney for Plaintiff OPENINGS BURLINGTON CITY COMMISSIONS/BOARDS On Monday, August 9, 2010, the Burlington City Council will fill vacancies on the following City Commissions/Boards: Design Advisory Board Term Expires 6/30/13 One Opening

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tice. Written comments will be accepted for 45 days from the date of this notice and should be addressed to: ACTR Attn: Gordon Marsh, DBE Officer Addison County Transit Resources PO Box 532 282 Boardman Street Middlebury, Vermont 05753 or Civil Rights Officer Federal Transit Administration, Region 1 Volpe Center 55 Broadway, Suite 920 Cambridge, MA 021421093 Individuals or businesses interested in becoming a certified DBE in Vermont should contact: Vermont Agency of Transportation, Office of Civil Rights and Labor Compliance, One National Life Drive, Drawer 33, Montpelier, VT 05633-5001. Request for Bids to Purchase Real Estate The City of Winooski wishes to sell the old Public Library property at 19 East Spring Street, Winooski. Interested parties may inquire about the property and examine it during business hours by contacting Mr. J. Ladd, at 802 655 6410, extension 20 or jladd@onioncity.com.

before 4:00 PM, August 10, 2010, by hand or US mail to: The City of Winooski, City Hall, 27 West Allen Street, Winooski, VT 05404; Attn: J. Ladd – Library. The City intends to accept the offer which best benefits the City. The City of Winooski reserves the right to accept or reject any offer, for any reason, as it deems in the best interest of the City. STATE OF SOUTH CAROLINA COUNTY OF SPARTANBURG IN THE FAMILY COURT NOTICE OF FILING SUMMONS AND COMPLAINT 2010-DR-42-1793 Robert G. Britanisky and Jennifer L. Britanisky, Plaintiff, v. Paul Lucey, Jr., Mark Britanisky, Susan Britanisky, and Robert Hutchison, Defendants. TO: THE DEFENDANT PAUL LUCEY, JR.: YOU WILL PLEASE TAKE NOTICE that the original Summons and Complaint in this action is filed in the Office of the Clerk of Court for Spartanburg County, wherein Plaintiffs seek legal custody of John L. Hutchison.

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4. 10-0830CA/CU; 448 North Avenue (RL, Ward 7) William O’Brien Construction of new residential building. Conditional use for duplex.

Plans may be viewed in the Planning and Zoning office, (City Hall, 149 Church Street, Burlington), between the hours of 8:00 a.m. and 4:30 p.m.

and of record in Volume 109, Page 442, et seq., of the Westford land records. Also being all and the same lands and premises conveyed by quit claim deed of Richard C. Cassano to Richard C. Cassano and Sherry M. BartonLaForce dated June 10, 2004 and of record in Volume 116, Page 140 of the Westford land records.

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3. 10-0212CA/CU; 448 North Avenue (RL, Ward 7) William O’Brien/Yankee Plumbing and Heating Demolition of 12x20 building, ice box and loading dock and associated conditional use

6. 10-1005CA/MA; 475 Lake Street (UR/DW-PT, Ward 3) CEDO Redevelopment of the Moran Plant and Sailing Centre with associated site works

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1. 10-1054CA; 111 Colchester Avenue (I, Ward 1) DBA Verizon Wireless/Fletcher Allen Replace six existing and add three new antennae on roof of Smith building. (Total number of antennae = 15.).

5. 10-1069CU; 170 Ferguson Avenue (RL, Ward 5) Linda Hartwell Conditional Use to amend previous condition to allow second guest park within driveway.

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No hearing will be held unless, on or before Friday, July 23, 2010, a party notifies the District Commission of an issue or issues requiring the presentation of evidence at a hearing or the commission sets the matter for hearing on its own motion. Any hearing request shall be in writing to the address below, shall state the criteria or subcriteria at issue, why a hearing is required and what additional evidence will be presented at the hearing. Any hearing request by an adjoining property owner or other interested person must include a petition for party status. Prior to submitting a request for a hearing, please contact the district coordinator at the telephone number listed below for more information. Prior to convening a hearing, the District Commission must determine that substantive issues requiring a hearing have been raised. Findings of Fact and Conclusions of Law will not be prepared unless the Commission

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Legals [cont.] Kenneth C. Anthony, Jr. Attorney for Plaintiffs The Anthony Law Firm, P.A. P.O. Box 3565 Spartanburg, SC 29304 (864)582-2355 phone (864)583-9772 fax kanthony@anthonylaw. com STATE OF VERMONT SUPERIOR COURT CHITTENDEN Unit CIVIL DIVISION Docket No. S1366-09 Cnc Nationstar Mortgage LLC, f/k/a Centex Home Equity Company, LLC, Plaintiff v. Michael J. Barrett, Holly Barrett and Occupants residing at 26 Cortland Avenue, South Burlington, Vermont, Defendants

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NOTICE OF SALE By virtue and in execution of the Power of Sale contained in a certain mortgage given by Nationstar Mortgage LLC, f/k/a Centex Home Equity Company, LLC to Michael J. Barrett dated January 19, 2006 and recorded in Volume 761, Page 187 of the Land Records of the Town of South Burlington, of which mortgage the undersigned is the present holder, for breach of the conditions of said mortgage and for the purposes of foreclosing the same will be sold at Public Auction at 9:00 A.M. on August 12, 2010, at 26 Cortland Avenue, South Burlington, Vermont all and singular the premises described in said mortgage: To Wit: A certain piece of land in South Burlington in the County of Chittenden and State of Vermont, described as follows; viz: Being a lot of land with all buildings thereon located on the northerly side of Cortland Avenue and being all of Lot No. 502 as laid out on a plan of Twin Orchards Park, Richard F. Hayden, Owner, 2nd Revision, dated November 1954 of record in Volume 11, Page 270 of said land records. Said lot has frontage and uniform width of 70 feet and a uniform depth of 108 feet. Terms of Sale: $10,000.00 to be paid

in cash by purchaser at the time of sale, with the balance due at closing. Proof of financing for the balance of the purchase to be provided at the time of sale. The sale is subject to taxes due and owing to the Town of South Burlington. The mortgagor is entitled to redeem the premises at any time prior to the sale by paying the full amount due under the mortgage, including the costs and expenses of the sale. Other terms to be announced at the sale or inquire at Lobe & Fortin, 30 Kimball Ave., Ste. 306, South Burlington, VT 05403, 802 6609000. DATED at South Burlington, Vermont this 8th day of July, 2010. Nationstar Mortgage LLC, By: Joshua B. Lobe, Esq. Lobe & Fortin, PLC 30 Kimball Ave., Ste. 306 South Burlington, VT 05403 STATE OF VERMONT CHITTENDEN COUNTY, SS. CHITTENDEN SUPERIOR COURT DOCKET NO. S1045-08 Cnc Chase Home Finance, LLC s/b/m to Chase Bank USA, N.A., Plaintiff v. Dale Garvey, Chase Bank USA, N.A. , State of Vermont, Department of TaxesAnd Occupants residing at 961 Lake Road, Milton, Vermont, Defendants NOTICE OF SALE By virtue and in execution of the Power of Sale contained in a certain mortgage given by Chase Home Finance, LLC s/b/m to Chase Bank USA, N.A. to Dale Garvey dated June 7, 2007 and recorded in Volume 346, Page 315 of the Land Records of the Town of Milton, of which mortgage the undersigned is the present holder, for breach of the conditions of said mortgage and for the purposes of foreclosing the same will be sold at Public Auction at 11:00 A.M. on July 21, 2010, at 961 Lake Road, Milton, Vermont all and singular the premises described in said mortgage: To Wit: Being all and the same lands and premises to Dale Paul Garvey by Deed of David Goodrich Construction, Inc. of approximate even date herewith and to be recorded in the Town of

Milton Land Records. Said lands and premises being more particularly described as follows:

designated as 349 Middle Road, Milton, Vermont. Being all and the same land and premises conveyed to Trevor Lamay and Tammy M. Lewis by Warranty Deed of Kenyon A. Pelkey and Amy L. Pelkey Dated May 25, 2007 and Recorded June 8, 2007 in Volume 346 at Page 231 in the Milton Land Records.

To Wit: Being all and the same land and premises conveyed to Michael G. Reeves and Elizabeth J. Reeves by Warranty Deed of Thomas H. Brown and Carol A. Moran Brown dated September 26, 1986 and recorded in Volume 60 at Pages 1-2 of the Town of Hinesburg Land Records.

The mortgagor is entitled to redeem the premises at any time prior to the sale by paying the full amount due under the mortgage, including the costs and expenses of the sale.

Other terms to be announced at the sale or inquire at Lobe & Fortin, 30 Kimball Ave., Ste. 306, South Burlington, VT 05403, 802 6609000.

By: Joshua B. Lobe, Esq. Lobe & Fortin, PLC 30 Kimball Ave., Ste. 306 South Burlington, VT 05403

DATED at South Burlington, Vermont this 25 day of June, 2010.

DATED at South Burlington, Vermont this 1st day of July, 2010.

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STATE OF VERMONT CHITTENDEN COUNTY, SS. CHITTENDEN SUPERIOR COURT DOCKET NO. S365-09 Cnc

By: Joshua B. Lobe, Esq. Lobe & Fortin, PLC 30 Kimball Ave., Ste. 306 South Burlington, VT 05403

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Terms of Sale: $10,000.00 to be paid in cash by purchaser at the time of sale, with the balance due at closing. Proof of financing for the balance of the purchase to be provided at the time of sale. The sale is subject to taxes due and owing to the Town of Milton. The mortgagor is entitled to redeem the premises at any time prior to the sale by paying the full amount due under the mortgage, including the costs and expenses of the sale. Other terms to be announced at the sale or inquire at Lobe & Fortin, 30 Kimball Ave., Ste. 306, South Burlington, VT 05403, 802 6609000. DATED at South Burlington, Vermont this 25 day of June, 2010. Chase Home Finance, LLC s/b/m to Chase Bank USA, N.A.

Wells Fargo Bank, N.A., Plaintiff v. Tammy Lewis, Trevor E. Lamay and Occupants residing at 349 Middle Road, Milton, Vermont, Defendants NOTICE OF SALE By virtue and in execution of the Power of Sale contained in a certain mortgage given by Wells Fargo Bank, N.A. to Tammy Lewis dated May 25, 2007 and recorded in Volume 346, Page 233 of the Land Records of the Town of Milton, of which mortgage the undersigned is the present holder, for breach of the conditions of said mortgage and for the purposes of foreclosing the same will be sold at Public Auction at 11:45 A.M. on July 21, 2010, at 349 Middle Road, Milton, Vermont all and singular the premises described in said mortgage: To Wit: Being a parcel of land, said to contain 3.0 acres, more or less, together with dwelling house and other improvements thereon standing, now

STATE OF VERMONT SUPERIOR COURT Chittenden Unit CIVIL DIVISION Docket No. S1025-09 Cnc JPMC Specialty Mortgage, LLC, Plaintiff v. Michael G. Reeves and Occupants residing at 389 Richmond Road, Hinesburg, Vermont, Defendants NOTICE OF SALE By virtue and in execution of the Power of Sale contained in a certain mortgage given by JPMC Specialty Mortgage, LLC to Michael G. Reeves dated March 27, 2006 and recorded in Volume 184, Page 385 of the Land Records of the Town of Hinesburg, of which mortgage the undersigned is the present holder, for breach of the conditions of said mortgage and for the purposes of foreclosing the same will be sold at Public Auction at 3:30 P.M. on August 4, 2010, at 389 Richmond Road, Hinesburg, Vermont all and singular the premises described in said mortgage:

By: Corey J. Fortin, Esq. Lobe & Fortin, PLC 30 Kimball Ave., Ste. 306 South Burlington, VT 05403 STATE OF VERMONT SUPERIOR COURT Chittenden Unit CIVIL DIVISION Docket No. S574-09 Cnc HSBC Bank USA, National Association, as Trustee for Nomura Asset Acceptance Corporation Mortgage Pass Through Certificates, Series 2005-AR4, Plaintiff v. Heather A. Rice, Downtown 5, LLC, Patrick MacManaway a/k/a Patrick McManaway, Mortgage Electronic Registration Systems, Inc., As Nominee for Pinnacle Financial Corporation and Occupants residing at 24 Elm Terrace, Burlington, Vermont, Defendants NOTICE OF SALE By virtue and in execution of the Power of Sale contained in a certain mortgage given by HSBC Bank USA, National Association, as Trustee for Nomura Asset Acceptance Corporation Mortgage Pass Through Certificates, Series 2005-AR4 to Heather A. Rice dated May 23, 2005 and recorded in

Volume 917, Page 84 of the Land Records of the Town of Burlington, of which mortgage the undersigned is the present holder, for breach of the conditions of said mortgage and for the purposes of foreclosing the same will be sold at Public Auction at 12:45 P.M. on August 4, 2010, at 24 Elm Terrace, Burlington, Vermont all and singular the premises described in said mortgage: To Wit: Being all and the same land and premises conveyed to Patrick MacManaway and Heather Rice by Warranty Deed of Stephen D. Pond and Betsy Jean Bradbury Pond, dated May 23, 2005 and to be recorded Terms of Sale: $10,000.00 to be paid in cash by purchaser at the time of sale, with the balance due at closing. Proof of financing for the balance of the purchase to be provided at the time of sale. The sale is subject to taxes due and owing to the Town of Burlington. The mortgagor is entitled to redeem the premises at any time prior to the sale by paying the full amount due under the mortgage, including the costs and expenses of the sale. Other terms to be announced at the sale or inquire at Lobe & Fortin, 30 Kimball Ave., Ste. 306, South Burlington, VT 05403, 802 6609000. DATED at South Burlington, Vermont this 2nd day of July, 2010. HSBC Bank USA, National Association, as Trustee By: Corey J. Fortin, Esq. Lobe & Fortin, PLC 30 Kimball Ave., Ste. 306 South Burlington, VT 05403 STATE OF VERMONT SUPERIOR COURT Chittenden Unit CIVIL DIVISION Docket No. S0092-08 CnC National City Real Estate Services, LLC, s/b/m to National City Mortgage, Inc., f/k/a National City Mortgage Co., a division of National City Bank of Indiana, Plaintiff v. Randall A. Gaulin, Tanya N. Gaulin, Yellow Dog Real Estate, LLC, Gabriel G. Handy, Individually and as Trustee Of the DDH-GSH Trust, and Occupants residing at 1 Peterson Terrace a/k/a 1-3 Peterson Terrace, South Burlington, Vermont, Defendants

NOTICE OF SALE By virtue and in execution of the Power of Sale contained in a certain mortgage given by National City Mortgage Co., a division of National City Bank of Indiana to Randall A. Gaulin dated January 23, 2006 and recorded in Volume 739, Page 741 of the Land Records of the Town of South Burlington, of which mortgage the undersigned is the present holder, for breach of the conditions of said mortgage and for the purposes of foreclosing the same will be sold at Public Auction at 10:15 A.M. on August 12, 2010, at 1 Peterson Terrace a/k/a 1-3 Peterson Terrace, South Burlington, Vermont all and singular the premises described in said mortgage: To Wit: Being all and the same lands and premises conveyed to Yellow Dog Real Estate, LLC. by Quit Claim Deed of Randy Gaulin and Tanya N. Gaulin dated January 26, 2005 of record at Book 695, Page 707 of the City of South Burlington Land Records. Terms of Sale: $10,000.00 to be paid in cash by purchaser at the time of sale, with the balance due at closing. Proof of financing for the balance of the purchase to be provided at the time of sale. The sale is subject to taxes due and owing to the Town of South Burlington. The mortgagor is entitled to redeem the premises at any time prior to the sale by paying the full amount due under the mortgage, including the costs and expenses of the sale. Other terms to be announced at the sale or inquire at Lobe & Fortin, 30 Kimball Ave., Ste. 306, South Burlington, VT 05403, 802 6609000. DATED at South Burlington, Vermont this 8th day of July, 2010. National City Real Estate Services, LLC, By: Joshua B. Lobe, Esq. Lobe & Fortin, PLC 30 Kimball Ave., Ste. 306 South Burlington, VT 05403

N.A. as Trustee for RAMP 2005RS8, Plaintiff v. Diane K. Moffatt, Williston Eastview Estates Condominium Association, Inc. and Occupants residing at 257 Eastview Circle, Unit #76, Williston, Vermont, Defendants NOTICE OF SALE By virtue and in execution of the Power of Sale contained in a certain mortgage given by The Bank of New York Mellon Trust Company, National Association fka The Bank of New York Trust Company, N.A. as successor to JPMorgan Chase Bank N.A. as Trustee for RAMP 2005RS8 to Diane K. Moffatt dated July 29, 2005 and recorded in Volume 395, Page 560 of the Land Records of the Town of Williston, of which mortgage the undersigned is the present holder, for breach of the conditions of said mortgage and for the purposes of foreclosing the same will be sold at Public Auction at 1:45 P.M. on August 4, 2010, at 257 Eastview Circle, Unit #76, Williston, Vermont all and singular the premises described in said mortgage: To Wit: Being all and the same lands and premises conveyed to Diane K. Moffatt by Deed of July 24, 2005 and recorded August 3, 2005 in Volume 395 at Page 557 of the Town of Williston Land Records. Said lands and premises being more particularly described as follows: Being all and the same lands and premises conveyed to Joachim H. Poetzsch and Heather M. Poetzsch by Warranty Deed of Colony Park Association dated April 14, 1986 of record at Book 76, Page 243 of the Town of Williston Land Records. Terms of Sale: $10,000.00 to be paid in cash by purchaser at the time of sale, with the balance due at closing. Proof of financing for the balance of the purchase to be provided at the time of sale. The sale is subject to taxes due and owing to the Town of Williston.

STATE OF VERMONT SUPERIOR COURT Chittenden Unit CIVIL DIVISION Docket No. S1166-09 Cnc

The mortgagor is entitled to redeem the premises at any time prior to the sale by paying the full amount due under the mortgage, including the costs and expenses of the sale.

The Bank of New York Mellon Trust Company, National Association fka The Bank of New York Trust Company, N.A. as successor to JPMorgan Chase Bank

Other terms to be announced at the sale or inquire at Lobe & Fortin, 30 Kimball Ave., Ste. 306, South Burlington, VT 05403, 802 6609000.

sevendaysvt.com/classifieds DATED at South Burlington, Vermont this 1st day of July, 2010. The Bank of New York Mellon Trust Company, By: Corey J. Fortin, Esq. Lobe & Fortin, PLC 30 Kimball Ave., Ste. 306 South Burlington, VT 05403 STATE OF VERMONT SUPERIOR COURT Chittenden Unit CIVIL DIVISION Docket No. S0403-09 Cnc Wells Fargo Bank, N.A., Plaintiff v. Seth O. Nelson a/k/a Seth Nelson, State of Vermont Department of Taxes and Occupants residing at 36 Baker Lane, Milton, Vermont, Defendants NOTICE OF SALE

To Wit: Being all and the same land and premises conveyed to Seth O. Nelson by Warranty Deed of Jared Wright and Naomi Wright dated April 3, 2006, and to be recorded in the Town of Milton Land Records.

STATE OF VERMONT SUPERIOR COURT Chittenden Unit CIVIL DIVISION Docket No. S0948-09 Cnc

DATED at South Burlington, Vermont this 1st day of July, 2010.

EverHome Mortgage Company, Plaintiff v. Alisha Cunha a/k/a Alisha S. Cunha, Executrix of the Estate of Nancy C. Cunha, Chittenden Trust Co. d/b/a Chittenden Bank and Occupants residing at 86 Hadley Road, South Burlington, Vermont, Defendants

By: Corey J. Fortin, Esq. Lobe & Fortin, PLC 30 Kimball Ave., Ste. 306 South Burlington, VT 05403

NOTICE OF SALE By virtue and in execution of the Power of Sale contained in a certain mortgage given by EverHome Mortgage Company to Alisha Cunha a/k/a Alisha S. Cunha, Executrix of the Estate of Nancy C. Cunha dated November 17, 2005 and recorded in Volume 734, Page 274 of the Land Records of the Town of South Burlington, of which mortgage the undersigned is the present holder, for breach of the conditions of said mortgage and for the purposes of foreclosing the same will be sold at Public Auction at 1:15 P.M. on August 4, 2010, at 86 Hadley Road, South Burlington, Vermont all and singular the premises described in said mortgage: To Wit: Being all and the same lands and premises conveyed in Nancy C. Cunha by Warranty Deed of Alisha Cunha, dated September 13, 2002, of record in Volume 567, at Page 537 of the City of South Burlington Land Records. Terms of Sale: $10,000.00 to be paid in cash by purchaser at the time of sale, with the balance due at closing. Proof of financing for the balance of the purchase to be provided at the time of sale. The sale is subject to taxes due and owing to the Town of South Burlington.

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STATE OF VERMONT SUPERIOR COURT CIVIL DIVISION Chittenden Unit Docket No. S1143-07 CnC Residential Funding Company, LLC, Plaintiff v. Kathy L. Cote f/k/a Kathy Cote-Mahfiche And Occupants residing at 125 White Street, South Burlington, Vermont, Defendants NOTICE OF SALE By virtue and in execution of the Power of Sale contained in a certain mortgage given by Option One Mortgage Corporation to Kathy L. Cote f/k/a Kathy CoteMahfiche dated May 26, 2006 and recorded in Volume 750, Page 464 of the Land Records of the Town of South Burlington, of which mortgage the undersigned is the present holder, for breach of the conditions of said mortgage and for the purposes of foreclosing the same will be sold at Public Auction at 8:15 A.M. on August 12, 2010, at 125 White Street, South Burlington, Vermont all and singular the premises described in said mortgage: To Wit: Being all and the same lands and premises conveyed to Kathy CoteMahfiche (now known as Kathy L. Cote) by Warranty Deed of Dennis Mercier and Sheri Mercier dated October 29, 1999 of record at Book 465, Page 55 of the City of South Burlington Land Records. Terms of Sale: $10,000.00 to be paid in cash by purchaser at

The mortgagor is entitled to redeem the premises at any time prior to the sale by paying the full amount due under the mortgage, including the costs and expenses of the sale. Other terms to be announced at the sale or inquire at Lobe & Fortin, 30 Kimball Ave., Ste. 306, South Burlington, VT 05403, 802 6609000.

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DATED at South Burlington, Vermont this 8th day of July, 2010. Residential Funding Company, LLC By: Joshua B. Lobe, Esq. Lobe & Fortin, PLC 30 Kimball Ave., Ste. 306 South Burlington, VT 05403 STATE OF VERMONT SUPERIOR COURT CIVIL DIVISION Chittenden Unit Docket No. S0962-09 Cnc Wells Fargo Bank, N.A., Plaintiff v. Gary A. Garrow, Karen M. Adam, Mortgage Electronic Registration Systems, Inc. as nominee for SurePoint Lending abn First Residential Mortgage Network, Inc. and Occupants residing at 3536 Nashville Road, Bolton, Vermont, Defendants NOTICE OF SALE By virtue and in execution of the Power of Sale contained in a certain mortgage given by Wells Fargo Bank, N.A. to Gary A. Garrow dated August 5, 2004 and recorded in Volume 285, Page 630 of the Land Records of the Town of Bolton, of which mortgage the undersigned is the present holder, for breach of the conditions of said mortgage and for the purposes of foreclosing the same will be sold at Public Auction at 2:30 P.M. on August 4, 2010, at 3536 Nashville Road, Bolton, Vermont all and singular the premises described in said mortgage: To Wit: Being all and the same land and premises conveyed to Gray A. Gar-

row4t-buyahouse-cmyk.indd by Warranty Deed of 1 Bailey F. Baker and Carole A. Baker dated July 31, 2002 and recorded on August 1, 2002 in Volume 57 at Page 575 of the Land records of the Town of Bolton. Terms of Sale: $10,000.00 to be paid in cash by purchaser at the time of sale, with the balance due at closing. Proof of financing for the balance of the purchase to be provided at the time of sale. The sale is subject to taxes due and owing to the Town of Bolton. The mortgagor is entitled to redeem the premises at any time prior to the sale by paying the full amount due under the mortgage, including the costs and expenses of the sale. Other terms to be announced at the sale or inquire at Lobe & Fortin, 30 Kimball Ave., Ste. 306, South Burlington, VT 05403, 802 6609000. DATED at South Burlington, Vermont this 1st day of July, 2010.

Wells Fargo Bank, N.A. By: Corey J. Fortin, Esq. Lobe & Fortin, PLC 30 Kimball Ave., Ste. 306 South Burlington, VT 05403

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By: Corey J. Fortin, Esq. Lobe & Fortin, PLC 30 Kimball Ave., Ste. 306 South Burlington, VT 05403

Other terms to be announced at the sale or inquire at Lobe & Fortin, 30 Kimball Ave., Ste. 306, South Burlington, VT 05403, 802 6609000.

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The mortgagor is entitled to redeem the premises at any time prior to the sale by paying the full amount due under the mortgage, including the costs and expenses of the sale.

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By virtue and in execution of the Power of Sale contained in a certain mortgage given by Wells Fargo Bank, N.A. to Seth O. Nelson a/k/a Seth Nelson dated April 3, 2006 and recorded in Volume 329, Page 437 of the Land Records of the Town of Milton, of which mortgage the undersigned is the present holder, for breach of the conditions of said mortgage and for the purposes of foreclosing the same will be sold at Public Auction at 8:15 A.M. on August 4, 2010, at 36 Baker Lane, Milton, Vermont all and singular the premises described in said mortgage:

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Family Time Coach Easter Seals has an immediate opening for Family Time Coach. This is a full time position and will be based out of our ofﬁce in Williston, Vermont. Family Time Coaching is a groundbreaking practice providing parenting support and education to families working with DCF. Coaches receive statewide training and group consultation monthly, as well as weekly clinical and administrative support, in working towards certiﬁcation. Requirements are: experience working with high risk children and families, knowledge of child development, and facilitation skills preferred. Creative, enthusiastic applicants welcomed. Interested candidates please e-mail your resume to: nskar@eastersealsnh.org, or fax: 603-623-3461.

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• Bachelor’s degree, preferred master’s degree in higher education and student affairs, counseling, or related field. • Demonstrated experience and passion for working with college students in a professional capacity. • Experience working in college residence halls. • Ability to work frequent evening and weekend hours. • Excellent interpersonal, organizational, and communication skills. • Crisis management skills and experience.

and offers a range of benefits for full and part time positions.

Full and Part time LPN and RN positions available.

Additional Information:

Review of applications will begin immediately. These positions will begin in August 2010. Application Instructions: To apply, submit cover letter and resume by clicking the link http://champlain.interviewexchange.com/candapply.jsp?JOBID=19631& The successful completion of a criminal background check is required as a condition of employment. Champlain College values, supports and encourages diversity of backgrounds, cultures and perspectives of students, faculty and staff.

Please send resumes to: Laurie Brown, Shelburne Bay Senior Living 185 Pine Haven Shore Road, Shelburne, VT 05482

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Two (2) COURT SECURITY and SCREENING OFFICERS Costello Courthouse, Burlington, VT. Permanent, Pay Grade 17 Application Deadline: Friday, July 30, 2010

This position serves at the vital security point of entry for clients and staff of the Costello Courthouse on Cherry Street in Burlington. The ideal candidates will have the personal qualities of integrity and energy, and a strong preference for providing outstanding professional customer service under challenging circumstances. Demonstrated sensitivity to a highly diverse population from numerous cultures and socioeconomic backgrounds is essential for successful completion of original probation. The position will be high-paced, never boring and always challenging.

A personable gentleman is seeking an individual to move into his home in Winooski. This good-humored man is active in the community, has multiple interests, and a part-time job. He loves to go to the movies, watch videos on TV, and is a great conversationalist. If you are interested in joining our team, please contact Al Frugoli at afrugoli@ccs-vt.org or 802-655-0511 x108.

Community Inclusion Facilitators

For the full recruitment notice and application directions, see the Vermont Judiciary website at www.vermontjudiciary.org.

Resumes will NOT be accepted without an accompanying fully completed Judicial Branch Application. Applications must be received no later than Friday, July 30, 2010, at 4:30 p.m. at the following address: Office of the Court Administrator 109 State Street Montpelier, VT 05609-0701 Phone: 802-828-4906 TTY: 802-828-3234

Part-Time Dispatcher

CCS is seeking dynamic and energetic people to provide one-on-one inclusion supports to a variety of individuals with developmental disabilities. Work with a team of professionals while assisting individuals to reach goals and realize dreams. This is an excellent job both for applicants first entering the field and those looking to continue their work in human services. If you are interested in joining our diverse team and making an impact on the lives of others, please submit a letter of interest and resume to Karen Ciechanowicz, staff@ccs-vt.org. EOE.

Persons with disabilities who wish to apply and require reasonable accommodation to participate in any portion of the application or GMTA is hiring a part-time interview process should notify the office in advance. dispatcher for their St. Albans An Equal Opportunity Employer. location. This part-time position is 27.5 hours a week with 1:30-7 p.m. work schedule. Applicant is required to have a CDL with a clean driving 5v-OfficeofCourt071410.indd 1 7/12/10 record. Successful completion of National Gardening Association background checks is a condition of Dedicated to promoting home gardening and employment. Essential duties and plant-based education nationwide. responsibilities consist of but are not limited to: supervise drivers, field customer calls, schedule demand-response pick-up/drop-offs, assign buses, assist Trip Planners We are seeking a full-time IT guru who will be responsible for the with bus schedule questions and seamless integration and smooth running of a variety of hardware provide driving support when needed. and software systems used to support both internal operations and

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Education/Experience: A minimum of 2-3 years dispatch experience is required. The minimum age for all employees in this position is 21. A CDL and clean driving record are preferred. Computer proficiency is also preferred. Familiarity with transportation service area is beneficial. To apply for this position, please download an application from www.gmtaride.org. Submit the application along with a cover letter and resume in one of the following ways (no phone calls please) via email to jobs@cctaride.org, via fax to (802) 864-5564, or via mail to CCTA, 15 Industrial Pkwy., Burlington, VT 05401, Attn: Human Resources. GMTA IS AN EQUAL OPPORTUNITY EMPLOYER.

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the external end-user experience. The ideal candidate has a full appreciation of the complexity of software and hardware configurations, version control and documentation, recovery and redundancy, communication and testing, as well as customer service dependencies. Solid experience with web database support, application programming, system administration, software integration and solution-driven technology is a must. The candidate will have PHP programming experience, worked with MySQL database management, and a strong understanding of Drupal. The candidate should have help-desk experience for Windows and Linux users, networking expertise, web support services background and general system administration experience, and be comfortable working from the command line and able to adapt rapidly to new opportunities as well as to changing priorities. The ability to troubleshoot system problems and be comfortable interacting with Legacy systems is a must! NGA is an equal opportunity employer.

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This position will provide skilled nursing services to agency patients based upon a plan of care approved by the physician. In the delivery of care, the nurse will use independent judgment based on common principles of pathophysiology and accepted standards of care. This person will work collaboratively with patients, families, other disciplines and community agencies. Must have a current VT RN license and two years of nursing experience.

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Addison County Home Health & Hospice, Inc. is looking for a full-time Hospice Nurse to join our growing team and participate in providing high quality end-of-life care in our newly expanded Hospice & Palliative Care Program. Must have a current VT RN license and two years of nursing experience. Hospice and/or palliative care experience is preferred.

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Qualifications include a current Vermont Physical Therapy license and a minimum of two years of experience preferably within a rehabilitation program. Qualified candidates should send resumes to:

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COTS provides emergency shelter, services and housing for people who are without homes or who are marginally housed, with the belief that housing is a fundamental human right.

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Candidates must posses community and public relations skills, experience in advocacy work, fundraising, board administration, and staff management, along with competence in media work. It is expected that candidates have a background in mental health and substance abuse treatment, prevention and recovery work.

COTS currently has openings for full- or part-time Case Managers. Our case managers work directly with families who are without homes or who are at imminent risk of homelessness. Case Managers provide a full range of services to clients while working as a team within COTS’ programs and with community partners. Willingness to learn and the ability to work with families with mental health, medical, substance abuse and employment issues required. Previous experience with homeless population, crisis intervention and housing are desirable. The ideal candidate will have a BSW or BA in a related field plus three to five years of relevant experience.

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Digital Executive Producer D E V E L O P M E N T A S S I S TA N T A N D S P E C I A L E V E N T S C O O R D I N AT O R Shelburne Museum seeks an energetic, outgoing, team player to support a wide range of development activities that advance the Museum’s non-profit educational mission. A demonstrated interest in art and/or the Museum’s collections is essential. Experience in development and with Raisers Edge software is preferred. Primary duties include managing logistics of Development events, managing the volunteer program, and providing administrative support encompassing membership, fundraising, and outreach. Please find full job description and application information at www.shelburnemuseum.org

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Search reopened. WCAX-TV wants an individual who has teamwork, attention to detail, and multitasking abilities. Video and/or audio experience is required. Previous experience in a broadcast environment is a plus. This is an early morning shift which is involved with our early morning, live News programs and more.

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Hours may vary, with the work week being Tuesday thru Saturday. SSTA offers competitive pay , paid holidays and vacation. All incumbents must successfully VAN pass background DAYCARE AIDE checks, drug test upon offer of hire.

Community Health Nurse: A full-time, day opening for an RN to provide home visits for adults in need of shortterm rehabilitative care.

for our location at the University of Vermont. Full-time hours M-F, 1-9 p.m. Strong work ethic, communication skills and supervisor/manager experience a must. Please send resume and cover letter to mike@ newworldtortilla.com .

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SSTA, a local non-profit, is looking to hire a full time skilled mechanic to assist with the daily maintenance of a fleet of 45 vehicles. Responsibilities will include oil changes, suspension and brake work, alignment and tire work and computer diagnostics. Ability to diagnose, trouble shoot and work independently a must. Applicants must have a valid driver’s license. Own tools and ASE certification preferred.

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Hearst Television Inc.-owned, NBC affiliate in Burlington, VT/ Plattsburgh, NY, market has an immediate opening for a Digital Executive Producer to oversee the station’s digital editorial content. Candidates should have strong writing and web backgrounds, and be able to collaborate with news management on a strategic vision for WPTZ.com and our other digital initiatives. EEO. Send resume and cover letter stating referral source to: Sinan Sadar, News Director WPTZ/WNNE 5 Television Drive Plattsburgh, NY 12901

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Play a central role in the growth and development of the St. Albans Community Justice Center’s Community Reentry Programs. The Reentry Program Coordinator will work with community-based partners and local volunteers to provide support, relationships and accountability for people returning from prison.

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Send a cover letter, resume and three references by July 28 to the Saint Albans Community Justice Center, City of St. Albans, P.O. Box 867, Saint Albans, VT 05478, or email to m.wennberg@stalbansvt.com.

For a full job description, contact Marc Wennberg at Full-time position available in m.wennberg@stalbansvt.com, or17 Lake St., Suite 2, busy referral-based outpatient St. Albans, VT 05478, (802) 524-7006. surgery practice. Ideal candidate: 2-4 years experience scheduling patients, reviewing treatment plans and discussing fees; keen 7/12/10 4:42:09 PM eye for details; ability to juggle 5v-CityofStAlbans-071410.indd 1 multiple priorities and work with a team to deliver excellent service to patients. Send resume to: CVOMS, EnSave, Inc., a Richmond, Vermont-based agricultural energy efficiency ATTN: Practice Manager, consulting firm, is hiring a Lead Energy Engineer for agricultural energy 118 Tilley Drive, Suite 102 efficiency and pollution prevention projects. This position is responsible South Burlington, VT 05403 for overseeing our energy auditing work, researching agricultural

flexible team players to join our growing childcare team at our Essex and Williston locations. Must have experience, education and a sense of humor! Pay based on education and experience.

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For a full job description, please visit http://www.ensave.com/job-opportunities.html. Position requirements include a bachelor’s degree in mechanical, electircal or agricultural engineering, a Professional Engineering license, expertise with MS Excel, and effective analytical and problem-solving skills. A technical background in energy consulting, energy management, and/or agricultural systems, along with a CEM are highly desirable. Some travel will be required. Salary commensurate with experience. Benefits include, health, dental, life insurance, paid vacation and holidays, Simple IRA. Send resume and cover letter to Bruce Jones, brucej@ensave.com.

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Lead our successful Division III wrestling program. Responsibilities include practice and meet management, recruitment and retention of qualified student athletes, academic monitoring of student athletes, and development of alumni and community relations. Requirements: Bachelor’s degree and successful experience coaching and competing in wrestling. Master’s degree and coaching experience in collegiate wrestling preferred. Submit resume, cover letter and the names of three references to Head Wrestling Coach Search.

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Plan, develop and implement compensation programs and procedures that are legally compliant and support organizational goals. Administer position-control system. Develop and post job announcements. Administer retirement plan. Requirements: Bachelor’s degree and at least three years professional-level experience in human resources, compensation and benefits administration, or closely related responsibilities. Additional experience can be substituted for the degree. Experience in higher education preferred. Must be familiar with employment laws and regulations, and best practices in human resources. Strong oral and written communications skills, presentation and training skills, and data analysis and reporting skills are essential. Submit resume and cover letter to Compensation Specialist Search.

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Provide computing and telecommunications support to students, faculty, and staff via email, phone and walk-ins. Install, configure, troubleshoot and repair a wide variety of microcomputer hardware, related peripherals, and software, as well as a variety of audiovisual systems. Qualifications: Bachelor's degree or equivalent work experience; knowledge of various operating systems, software suites, web browsers and HTML; knowledge of Windows networking and Mac OS preferred. Must enjoy a fast paced environment. Submit cover letter, resume and official Norwich application to: IT User Services Search. Apply via email to jobs@norwich.edu. For additional information and application form visit our website at www.norwich.edu/jobs. Norwich is an Equal Opportunity Employer offering a comprehensive benefit package that includes medical, dental, group life and long-term disability insurance, flexible spending accounts for health and dependent care, a retirement annuity plan, and tuition scholarships for eligible employees and their family members.

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CODE ENFORCEMENT INSPECTOR The Code Enforcement Office is seeking to fill a full-time Inspector position responsible for carrying out routine minimum housing code inspections in rental units, as well as investigation and enforcement for violations of Burlington City ordinances and health and environmental regulations throughout the City of Burlington. This position would also conduct inspections and record results for zoning permit certificates of occupancy. Ideal candidates would possess a high school diploma or equivalent and knowledge of the City ordinances, including the minimum housing standards. Ability to facilitate cooperation and timely compliance on the part of property owners and tenants and knowledge of basic plumbing, wiring, and building systems and codes desired.

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Sales Positions at WowToyz Telephone sales, business to business. Toy manufacturer is seeking sales people to develop, manage and sell both new and established accounts. Must be enthusiastic to meet sales goals and build relationships with customers. This position is a great opportunity for a confident self-starter. Prior business-to-business sales experience a must! Health/ retirement benefits. Salary plus commission. Send cover letter and resume.

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Beer and Wine Stocker

Applications will be accepted until the position is filled. Send a completed JSC job application (at www.jsc.edu/employment), resume and cover letter to Susan.Rothschild@jsc.edu OR mail to Human Resources Office,Records Specialist III,Johnson State College, 337 College Hill, Johnson, Vt 05656-9898. Final offer of employment is subject to a fingerprint supported criminal background check. JSC strongly encourages applications from members of ethnic minority groups and other underrepresented backgrounds. JSC is an Equal Opportunity Employer and a member of the Vermont State Colleges system. In compliance with ADA requirements, will make reasonable accommodations for the known disability of an otherwise qualified applicant.

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City Market is looking for a part-time, temporary Beer and Wine Stocker to offer excellent customer service to our beer and wine enthusiasts and stock our beer and wine department. Qualified candidates must have previous experience in stocking of wine and/or beer; outstanding customer service skills; excellent communication skills; multitasking skills; the ability to work well with others; and the ability to work a flexible schedule. Experience in sales and merchandising is preferred.

Facilities Assitant We’re seeking a part-time, temporary Facilities Assistant responsible for general maintenance, daily custodial duties, bagging, parking lot directing and monitoring, and stocking. Qualified candidates must have excellent communication skills, outstanding customer service skills and the ability to handle stressful situations. Candidates must also have the ability to lift 50-80 lbs. If you have these skills and are highly energetic, apply today! We offer fantastic benefits including medical, dental, life and vision, retirement plan, generous paid time off, store discount, mass transit reimbursement, health club discounts and much more! We are an Equal Opportunity Employer. Apply online at www.citymarket.coop.

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Johnson State College is seeking a full-time Records Specialist III to assist in daily activities/operations within the Registrar’s Office. The successful candidate will hold an associate’s degree with a focus in business or other appropriate discipline, plus four years of relevant clerical/administrative/technical experience, or a combination of education and experience from which comparable knowledge and skills are acquired. A working knowledge of record keeping and a computer aptitude above the level of basic data entry and word processing is needed. Job duties will include maintaining electronic records systems and regularly assisting students, staff and faculty with related questions/requests.

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Full time, Monday through Friday. Play-based, accredited early childhood program seeks a professional in the field of early childhood development to join an enthusiastic and collaborative team of teachers. Looking for a candidate with a passion for helping children and families thrive. Minimum of 30 college credits in early childhood development required, degree preferred. Candidate must have prior experience working with and providing care to children ages birth through 3 years old. Lund Family Center offers a comprehensive benefit package including health, dental, life and extensive time-off accrual. For more details about our agency, programs and benefit package, please visit our website: www.lundfamilycenter.org. If interested in applying, please submit a cover letter and resume to:

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Our large, growing health care practice is looking for an energetic, flexible individual with exceptional management and communication skills. The Practice Manager is responsible for supervising 27 employees and directing the overall management of practice operations to achieve expert care, superb service and maximal doctor/staff productivity. The chosen candidate will work in a leadership capacity with the doctors regarding strategic planning, program development, continuous quality improvement, and financial reporting and monitoring. We offer excellent benefits and a competitive salary for the individual who can demonstrate excellent management and leadership experience for this position. Interested candidates should email great.jobs@live.com.

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4t-Graystone071410.indd PM 1 7/12/10 1:52:46 PM ISC is seeking a Senior Program Officer to7/5/10 1:28:04 support the implementation of its climate and energy programs in China and potentially elsewhere in Asia. In the near-term, the person in this position will be a primary VT-based staff person working on ISC’s two major programs in China: the Guangdong Environmental Partnership (GEP) and the U.S.-China Partnership for Climate Action (PCA). These programs are working intensively with factories, government agencies, communities and schools in two Chinese provinces (Guangdong and Jiangsu) to identify, assess, and implement effective actions to reduce Community College of Vermont seeks a creative and strategic greenhouse gas emissions by increasing energy leader to serve as the statewide Director of Marketing efficiency and bolstering the supply of, and and Communications to provide vision, leadership, and demand for, renewable energy. We are doing this administrative oversight for marketing, communications, by providing training and peer-learning services public relations, the institutional websites, and portal, new to local climate and energy practitioners; linking media and print publications. Responsible for crafting and Chinese practitioners with their U.S. counterparts establishing CCV’s brand presence throughout Vermont to and leading experts; accelerating the transfer of promising practices in local climate and energy support recruitment, student success and the public image solutions; and building the capacity of Chinese of the College. Oversees the College’s graphic identity and partners to serve as learning and networking its application to online environments, printed materials, hubs.

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The position also will provide support to other aspects of ISC’s Climate & Environment Program, including the design and implementation of a program development strategy for China and Asia, an organization-wide climate adaptation strategy, and our U.S.-based Climate Leadership Academy. The successful candidate will be an experienced and entrepreneurial professional with strong and proven abilities to design and implement complex programs in collaboration with multiple US- and China-based partners. Exceptional research, analytical, communications and project management skills are required. Qualified applicants will have extensive experience with community-based action to increase energy efficiency, reduce climate pollution and increase resilience to climate impacts. The person in this position works closely with other ISC staff based in both the U.S. and Asia. ISC is an Equal Opportunity Employer.

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signage and other media. Develops and implements dynamic integrated communications for CCV to help recruit students who can benefit from CCV’s programs and services. Promotes core CCV values of student access, success and diversity. Has a strong interest in innovation and prefers working in a collaborative environment. The successful candidate will share CCV’s conviction that education enriches lives and strengthens Vermont communities. Master’s degree required, plus a minimum of 5 years professional experience in marketing or media relations required. Previous marketing experience in higher education or nonprofit organizations highly desirable. Periodic statewide travel is required. A full posting and application instructions are available at www.ccv.edu/about/jobs. Application review begins August 2, 2010. CCV strongly encourages applications from members of ethnic minority groups and other under-represented backgrounds. CCV is an Equal Opportunity Employer, in compliance with ADA requirements.

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Position Announcement: Athletics Equipment Manager and Events Facilitator Castleton State College is seeking applications for an Athletics Equipment Manager and Events Facilitator to manage all responsibilities associated with athletic equipment and apparel needs and serve as the facilitator of all athletic events taking place in the Spartan Complex and athletic fields.

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IN BURLINGTON AND RUTLAND, VT Statewide nonprofit training organization seeks an individual to fill a trainee staff position in its Burlington, VT office and a trainee staff position for its Rutland, VT, office Must be peopleoriented, a Vermont resident, age 55+, unemployed, and meet low-income guidelines.

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Senior Tax Accountant The Darcy Group Ltd. is a small firm that delivers personal service but is large enough to offer the resources our clients need. Our firm specializes in an abundance of client planning with a fair amount of compliance challenges, and you would be a key team member in meeting those challenges. As senior tax account, we consider this a leadership role toward partner.

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Vermont College of Fine Arts is seeking a temporary maternity leave replacement for the position of

Assistant to the President The successful candidate must be available for 12 weeks (beginning approximately in mid-September) for 20 hours per week and 1 weekend (Oct. 2-3). Responsibilities will include Board of Trustees meeting preparation, routine scheduling, phone and email communications, and other administrative duties as assigned. Candidate should have excellent communication skills, be well organized, proficient in the Microsoft Office Suite, and be able to maintain confidentiality. To apply, please send cover letter, resume and references to Kelley Bordeleau Lamb, Assistant to the President, 36 College St., Montpelier, VT 05602, or via e-mail at Kelley.bordeleau@vermontcollege.edu.

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BANQUETS SUPERVISOR Community Skills Workers The Community Based Services program of NFI is looking for Relief (part-time) Community Skills Workers to join our talented team of mental health professionals. Responsibilities include doing one-onone and group activities with children and adolescents with severe emotional and behavioral challenges, both in the community and their homes. Candidates must be able to communicate effectively, to work flexible hours, and have a valid driver’s license and reliable transportation. Bachelor’s degree and previous experience working with children with emotional/behavioral challenges preferred. Please submit a cover letter and resume to: Amy Woodruff, 30 Airport Rd., So. Burlington, VT 05403 or email AmyWoodruff@nafi.com. WWW.NAFI.COM

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The Doubletree Hotel is seeking a seasoned catering professional to lead operations in our high-volume conference facility. The successful candidate will have at least five years of experience in upscale food service as well as a minimum of one year of supervisory, scheduling and training experience. The position is full time and benefits eligible, and our compensation package is aggressive and based upon experience. Please email your resume to hr@doubletreevt.com, or apply in person at 1117 Williston Rd in S. Burlington. EOE

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Vermont Telephone Co., Inc. (VTel) of Springfield, VT, was recently awarded U.S. Government competitive funding for an $18 million extension of VTel’s optical fiber network to 220 schools, hospitals, community colleges, anchor institutions, and businesses throughout Vermont and parts of New Hampshire and New York. If you have part-time or full-time availability, and you might be able to help, please contact us. Excellent salary and benefits. We have immediate needs for: Project Coordinator: Ideally candidates will have MBA, or BS or BA in engineering, accounting, or computer science, with strong detail-oriented skills, to work under direction of VTel management to actively manage several hundred miles of new network construction, deploy DWDM technology, comply with complex federal reporting requirements, interact with state, city and country government officials, recruit and support hundreds of potential network users, bring GigE broadband to more people, create new jobs, and improve quality of life under very demanding deadlines. Field Work Organizers: Ideally candidates will have BA or BS in any field, with ability to travel throughout Vermont and parts of New Hampshire, and New York, in VTel vehicles, to organize hundreds of small group meetings, to discuss and advocate how GigE broadband can improve quality of life.

If you are looking for an opportunity to make a difference, and to deploy public and private capital to improve quality of life in ways that are real and high impact, please contact Michel Guite, President, mguite@vermontel.com or Justin Robinson, Vice President, jmrobins@vermontel.com, at VTel, 354 River Street, Springfield, VT 05156.

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5 Weeks. For Figure and Hockey Skaters. Every Monday and/or Thursday in August, beginning August 2nd. Open to children 5–12 years old. Limited spaces. Pre-registration recommended. $40 for each 5-week session. $75 for both 5-week sessions.* $10 drop-in rate (space not guaranteed). Pizza is provided at the end of each night. For full schedule and more information please contact Dennis Himes at dhimes@jaypeakresort.com or by calling 802.988.2724. Skate Hard. jaypeakresort.com

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INFO & TIX: WWW.HIGHERGROUNDMUSIC.COM FRI, 7/16 | $12 aDv / $15 DOS | DOORS 8:30, SHOW 9Pm cD RELEaSE PaRTy

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Hyper active Dig around a bit and you’ll read scads of hyperbole written about 23-year-old songwriter

RobeRt FRancis.

Our favorite: “He’s a young

Townes Van Zant.” No, he’s not. And anyone who says so should have his or her crit card revoked. What Francis is, however, is an uncommonly gifted and mature young songwriter with an ear for immaculate little melodies and an innate knack for powerful but subtle wordplay. And frankly, that’s plenty. Touring in support of his recently released major-label debut, Before Nightfall, Francis plays a free show this Thursday at Burlington’s Battery Park.

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1/2 Lounge: Sirenix: Queen City Songwriter Series with Michelle Fay (singer-songwriter), 7 p.m., Free. bReakWateR caFé: Melonheads (rock), 6 p.m., Free. cLub MetRonoMe: Tigersapien, Machinedrum, The Electric Reason (electro-rock), 9 p.m., $6/8. 18+.

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chaRLie o’s: Brett Hughes (cosmo-rural), 8 p.m., Free. gReen Mountain taveRn: Open Mic with John Lackard, 9 p.m., Free. LangDon stReet caFé: Games Unplugged (games night), 6 p.m., Free. PuRPLe Moon Pub: 440 (folk), 7 p.m., Free.

Leunig’s bistRo & caFé: Myra Flynn (jazz), 7 p.m., Free.

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tWo bRotheRs taveRn: Open Mic Night, 9 p.m., Free.

ReD squaRe: DJ Craig Mitchell (house), 10 p.m., Free. DJ Cre8 (hip-hop), 11 p.m., Free.

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FRanny o’s: Karaoke, 9:30 p.m., Free.

LiFt: DJs P-Wyld & Jazzy Janet (hip-hop), 9 p.m., Free/$5. 18+.

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which he runs with singer-songwriter Paddy Reagan. “They’re not just setting shit up, but they’re out there helping other folks. A lot of people don’t come out to shows, but I see them everywhere.” Helping other musicians get exposure is the point of NNA’s first box set. Simply titled Burlington, VT, the eight-tape collection features one artist per 15-minute tape, each with a custom screen-printed cover. The set is nestled in a white plastic case. Though NNA has been almost purely an experimental music label thus far, the new box set mixes things up — much the same way the NNA guys decided to diversify their shows by including performers such as tooth ache. and Ryan Power, both of whom lean toward pop. “We decided a while ago that we can’t really have all-experimental-music shows,” says Aronson. “What we try to do is have a DJ playing dance music and then have a pop band play, and then noise music. And everyone is standing up and drinking a beer and that, to me, is rock ’n’ roll. It might be extremely abstract, and maybe academic, but the attitude of it is rock ’n’ roll.” Mayer makes the connection between that philosophy and the tapes in the new box set. “The lineup’s pretty all over the place. We’ve got everything from harsh noise to pop music,” he says. “There’s definitely going to be something for everyone and, hopefully, with 15-minute tapes, if you have an auto-reverse deck you can just blow through each one and have a good sampling. And we want it to just be a snapshot of what’s going on in the Burlington underground in 2010.” Both Mayer and Aronson riff on the perennial lament that if Burlington artists only play locally or don’t get distribution for their albums, they can’t expect to have much success outside Chittenden County. some Burlington, VT, could help some BTVmusicians bust out: NNA has previously released work that sold to distributors and customers way outside the state. “We’ve probably sold more tapes in Belgium than in Burlington,” Mayer says matter of factly. And yet, neither budding impresario is concerned that NNA doesn’t have much of a local buying audience … so far. “I think that’s fine. I wouldn’t want to be surrounded by a town full of tape nerds,” Aronson says with a laugh. “And that’s almost what I love about this town, you know what I mean? I don’t hold any bad feelings about the fact that no one at all is interested.” m

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Relatively speaking, things are fairly slow in my little ol’ column this week. We don’t have anyone harshing mellows by canceling long-sold-out shows at the last minute. And nobody is attempting to assume my identity. Or rather, attempting to not assume my identity. Man, sometimes I wish I could not assume my identity. But I digress. Like I said, slow week. But you know what that means, don’t you? A totally random, scattershot-style column! Let’s do this…

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Summer Old School

We begin by checking in with our old friend and mentor DJ ZJ, the dean of admissions at my alma mater, the Lab: Vermont’s Turntablism and Urban Music Production Center. This week, ZJ and his ace faculty unveil what might just be the illest summer school ever, the Lab Hip Hop Camp. The five-day intensive is geared towardaspiring turntablists and producers ranging in age from 11 to 17. Campers will earn merit bling, er, badges, for completing a variety of activities, including beat juggling, scratching, and other elements of hip-hop performance and production. There also will be a slew of guest counselors, including Montréal scratch wizard DJ Mana, who has worked with the legendary likes of DJ QBert and D-Styles, and VT expat Robert Larow, whose recent producing credits include a #1 single for hip-hop heavy Jay Sean. Hip Hop Camp runs from Monday, July 19, through Friday, July 23, at Club Metronome in Burlington. But act quickly, registration ends this Friday. For more information, email thelab123@ gmail.com or call 863-8500.

Jolly Roger

I mention this next bit solely because it made me laugh out loud when I stumbled across it while compiling the listings this week. But, honestly, how could you not be at least a little curious to check out Happy ARRRGH! with The Shanty Rats, this Friday at Langdon Street Café in Montpeculiar? And just what do The Shanty Rats do? Why, they play pirate drinking songs, of course.

Year Rounds

To my knowledge, Paleo doesn’t play pirate drinking songs. Although I suppose there is a good chance that among the 365 songs that the Brooklyn-based indie tunesmith wrote between 2006 and 2007 — yes, math majors, one every day of the year — there was at least one pirate reference. And really, if you have a beverage in hand, any song can become a drinking song. Test my theory this Saturday at Radio Bean when Paleo plays a set sandwiched between two pretty nifty local songwriters: Paddy Reagan and Lady

Hip-Hop Foray

Lioness. Somerville minimalists GEM Club

close out the night. And this just in: I have, right this very moment, fallen madly in love with Gem Club through the music on their MySpace page. If you like your melodramatic, melancholy indie music sparse, melodic and beautiful — and I know you do — check ’em out.

Today Is Your Birthday

A very happy birthday to ace axeman Bob Wagner, who celebrates with a Thursday night throwdown at Nectar’s flanked by his old pals, the Book ’em Blues Band. I happened to catch some of Wagner’s set at Battery Park last week from the handy rooftop perch at my apartment. I’ll tell you what, dude flat-out wails. Happy birthday, Bob.

Paleo

Closer to home, I’m hearing really good things about the ongoing Lynguistic Civilians residency at Club Metronome. There seems to be yet another groundswell of local hip-hop gathering on our collective horizon. Swing by the ’Nome Monday nights in July and check it out.

ONE More Thing At the risk of being impolite to our out-of-town guests, the local portion of the lineup is the draw here. It includes rude and reckless ska up-and-comers Busted Brix, increasingly exciting rockers The Feverbreakers, the ever-impressive Nuda Veritas — who, BTW, reports to have a new album in the works that should reach our ears shortly — and psych rockers Neon Magus (see the CD review on page 44).

And, last but not least, as a proud resident of Burlington’s Old North End, I was excited to learn that ONE Pepper Grill on the corner of North Street and North Winooski Avenue will begin hosting live music and maybe — just maybe — karaoke. One step at a time. The ONE’s inaugural show is this Friday and features local songwriter Kevin Greenblott. m

New Band Alert

Heavy Freedom, a brand-spankin’-new local

rock quartet and brainchild of songwriter

Monte Pappas, celebrate the release of their

debut album, The Bottom Line, with a show this Friday at the Higher Ground Showcase Lounge. Welcome to the fray, guys. Keep on rockin’ in the free world.

Band Name of the Week

Spirit Animal

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n Memory of Pluto offshoot Spirit Animal

were kind enough to drop off their debut EP, Pizza Party, last week. Unfortunately, that wasn’t quite enough time for me to turn around a proper review in advance of their two shows this week. We’ll get to that sooner than later, I promise. But I’ll say this for now, if you like IMOP, you should pick up what the brothers Jandl are putting down. Catch Spirit Animal this Sunday at The Monkey House with Indiana-based instrumental rock trio Metavari, Henry Gale and Challenger, or Tuesday at 242 Main with Victor! Fix the Sun and THE Reptilian.

Cold Cuts

Speaking of The Monkey, our old pals from online music rag The Deli have a nice little local(ish) showcase there this Friday featuring a handful of cool B-town bands and, fulfilling the New England quota for the evening, an acoustic-rock band from Boston called The Day’s Weight.

Rogue Eyebrow. The Rutland-based folk band plays Radio Bean this Friday. But are they any good? Who cares? They’re called RoGue eyebrow. (And, yes, they’re actually pretty good.)

Living in SIN

Here’s a late-breaking change just in from Nectar’s: Local hip-pop progenitors Strength in Numbers have replaced Martha’s Vineyard-based outfit Moon cussers on the bill this Saturday. That brings this week’s total of SIN shows to three, counting their Thursday appearance at Montpelier’s Black Door Bar and Bistro and Friday’s gig at Red Square. You have no excuse not to check them out. Unless, of course, you’re on vacation. In which case…

Son of a Beach

…I highly recommend you drop by Nectar’s on Martha’s Vineyard, which is back in business after a winter layoff. A full slate of summer shows is available for perusal on their website, nectarsmv.com. It’s generally a pretty sweet calendar, but in particular I draw your attention to this Sunday’s show, which features one of my current personal favorite songwriters, Joe Pug. Sadly, that’s the closest he’ll get to us on his current tour. Good thing I’ll be on vacation…

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In the liner notes of their debut Watching the Watcher, Neon Magus offer the following explanation: “We found these sounds beneath the ash and sand.” And then, INSIDE an advisory: “Play at maximum volumes, SEVEN DaYS equipped with headphones.” SUnday > 8:30 pm That’s good advice. Freakout jams, sludge-metal riffs and Channel 17 tribal drumbeats propel the Burlington PRIMaRY ElECTION band through myriad crescendos and serve FORUMS SChEDUlE as the main ingredients in this psychedelic, www.Channel17.Org post-rock stew. The sound is epic and gET MORE INFO OR waTCh ONlINE aT overblown — like an explosion in your brain. vermont cam.org • retn.org But it is also intimate, as if Neon Magus ChaNNEl17.ORg are playing only for you. That duality was surely aided by renowned producer Howard 16t-retnWEEKLY.indd 1 7/12/10 10:34:08 AMBilerman (Arcade Fire, Godspeed You! Black Emperor), who recorded the band at fabled Montréal studio Hotel2Tango. The 12-minute “Chakote” is an early highlight. It opens with vocalist and saxophonist Mollie Coons whispering in a made-up (I think) language, before a swirl of feedback and a tribal drum slowly work the song into a frenzy. There is no t Prices! es B ! n o ti Best Selec climax, however. Rather, the song oozes to a Volcano, conclusion, as guitarist Will Ryan unleashes low, sludgy power chords and Parker Ryan’s Silver wah-affected trumpet ﬂutters atop, like a Surfer, butterﬂy trying to escape an inferno. RAFFLE The following track, “Sun Machine,” is authorized & Other aptly named, as a wall of sound explodes distributor of chameleon glass roughly two minutes in — hopefully from Vaporizers your jacked-up headphones. Exquisitely distorted chords underpin exultant trumpet blasts, sounding as if they could thrust the sun up. Another tirade of tribal beats and chants follows, this time concluding in a Toro blast of punk fury. After a slight lull in the two-part Illadelph wITh EVa SOllbERgER

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HENRY SOULE

Gutterpup, Sorry About the Mess (SELF-RELEASED, CD)

There was a Sunday morning sometime in 1994 when the world woke up terribly embarrassed that it had bought 16 million Hootie and the Blowfish records — and no doubt several shots of spiced rum — the night before. Hootie are now considered as beer goggles for the ear, a short-lived, nationwide experiment. But the embarrassment was proof that we’re suckers for easily accessible pop ditties that require scant, if any, examination. Just throw in a few plastic cups of draft brew and lead us to the dance floor. With their debut effort, Sorry About the Mess, Burlington’s Gutterpup carry on this tradition: They’re just here to have a good time. “G-pup” have amassed a healthy following while working their way through the local bar circuit. Their pop-rock stylings — a blend of bubbly originals and covers — have garnered largely positive reviews. So it’s tough to gauge exactly what the disc’s title is apologizing for. This is a veteran band boasting musical polish and a collection of songs that are, for the most part, catchy, guilty pleasures. “Losing Streak” typifies the Gutterpup

given the simplicity of the song structures. On the whole, Gutterpup needn’t apologize for their debut release, which ably captures their rousing, lighthearted style. Listeners can kill time soaking in Gutterpup’s melodious mess at Breakwater Café in Burlington this Saturday.

JOHN PRITCHARD

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The Shed Restaurant and Brewery: Gabe Jarrett Trio (jazz), 7 p.m., Free.

regional

Monopole: Open Mic, 8 p.m., Free. Olive Ridley’s: Completely Stranded (improv comedy), 8 p.m., Free.

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burlington area

242 Main: Cruel Hand, The Carrier, Crucial Times, Alive & Well (hardcore), 7 p.m., $7. AA.

Olive Ridley’s: Karaoke with Ben Bright and Ashley Kollar, 6 p.m., Free. Therapy Thursdays with DJ NYCE (Top 40), 10:30 p.m., Free. Tabu Café and Nightclub: Karaoke Night with Sassy Entertainment, 5 p.m., Free.

FRI.16

Bluebird Tavern: Brett Hughes & Tyler Bolles (cosmo-rural), 9:30 p.m., Free.

Halvorson’s Upstreet Café: Friends of Joe (jazz), 7 p.m., Free. Leunig’s Bistro & Café: Ellen Powell & Lar Duggan (jazz), 7 p.m., Free. Lift: Get LiFTed with DJs Nastee & Dakota (hip-hop), 9 p.m., Free. The Monkey House: Lowell Thompson, Charlie Faye, GirlPiano, Communipaw (singer-songwriters), 9 p.m., $5. Nectar’s: Bob Wagner B-Day Bash with the Book ‘Em Blues Band (blues), 9 p.m., Free/$5. 18+. Nightcrawlers: Karaoke with Steve LeClair, 7 p.m., Free. O’Brien’s Irish Pub: DJ Dominic (hip-hop), 9:30 p.m., Free. On Tap Bar & Grill: Chris Ruest Band with Greg Izor (blues), 7 p.m., Free. Parima Acoustic Lounge: Burgundy Thursdays with Joe Adler, Steve Hartmann, Jo Robin, Brett Hughes and Kat Wright (singer-songwriters), 8:30 p.m., $3. SEVENDAYSvt.com

Monopole Downstairs: Gary Peacock (singersongwriter), 10 p.m., Free.

Breakwater Café: 99.9 FM The Buzz Reggae Summerfest: DJs Big Dog & Demus (reggae), 6 p.m., Free.

Green Room: DJ Fattie B (hip-hop), 10 p.m., Free. DJ Big Kat (hip-hop), 10 p.m., Free.

Radio Bean: Jazz Sessions (jazz), 6 p.m., Free. Shane Hardiman Trio (jazz), 8 p.m., Free. Anthony Santor Group (jazz), 11 p.m., $3. Rasputin’s: 101 Thursdays with Pres & DJ Dan (hip-hop), 10 p.m., Free/$5. 18+. Red Square: Selector Dubee (reggae), 6 p.m., Free. A-Dog Presents (hip-hop), 10 p.m., Free. Red Square Blue Room: DJ Cre8 (house), 9 p.m., Free. Rí Rá Irish Pub: Longford Row (Irish), 8 p.m., Free.

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burlington area

Franny O’s: Balance DJ & Karaoke, 9 p.m., Free.

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regional

Backstage Pub: Open Mic with Jess & Jeff, 8 p.m., Free.

Club Metronome: Funkwagon, Lynguistic Civilians, Events Are Objects (rock, hip-hop, funk), 9 p.m., $10.

The Scuffer Steak & Ale House: PJ Davidian Trio (jazz), 7 p.m., Free.

Backstage Pub: Karaoke with Steve, 9 p.m., Free.

Breakwater Café: Starline Rhythm Boys (rockabilly), 6 p.m., Free. Club Metronome: No Diggity: Return to the ’90s (’90s dance party), 9 p.m., $5. Green Room: DJ Hedfonz (downtempo), 10 p.m., Free. Higher Ground Showcase Lounge: Heavy Freedom (rock), 9 p.m., $12/15. AA. JP’s Pub: Dave Harrison’s Starstruck Karaoke, 10 p.m., Free. Leunig’s Bistro & Café: Chamber Music, 2 p.m., Free. The Living Room: Tim McKenzie (singersongwriter), 7 p.m., $20. Marriott Harbor Lounge: The Trio featuring Paul Cassarino, Tracie Cassarino & Jeff Wheel (acoustic), 8 p.m., Free. The Monkey House: The Deli magazine Showcase: The Day’s Weight, Neon Magus, Nuda Veritas, The Feverbreakers busted brix (rock, experimental), 9 p.m., $5. Nectar’s: Seth Yacovone (solo acoustic blues), 7 p.m., Free. Blues for Breakfast (Grateful Dead tribute), 9 p.m., $5. New Moon Café: Citizen Bare (rock), 7:30 p.m., $5 donation. Nightcrawlers: Run for Cover (rock), 9 p.m., Free. ONE Pepper Grill: Kevin Greenblott (singersongwriter), 7 p.m., Free. On Tap Bar & Grill: The Growlers (blues), 5 p.m., Free. Sturcrazie (rock), 9 p.m., Free. Parima Acoustic Lounge: Samara Lark (jazz), 9 p.m., $3. Radio Bean: Tyler Bisson (singer-songwriter), 8 p.m., Free. Herb & Hanson (folk rock), 10 p.m., Free. Midi & the Modern Dance (indie), 11:30 p.m., Free. Rasputin’s: DJ ZJ (hip-hop), 10 p.m., $3.

The Skinny Pancake: Phineas Gage (folk), 9 p.m., $5 donation.

Red Square: Me & You with Brett Hughes and Marie Claire (cosmo-rural), 6 p.m., Free. Strength in Numbers (hip-hop), 9 p.m., Free. Nastee (hip-hop), 11:30 p.m., $3.

central

Red Square Blue Room: DJ Stavros (house), 9 p.m., $3.

Black Door Bar & Bistro: Strength in Numbers (hip-pop), 9 p.m., $5. Charlie O’s: The Watch Poets: Junk in a Box (performance art), 10 p.m., Free. Green Mountain Tavern: Thirsty Thursday Karaoke, 9 p.m., Free. Langdon Street Café: Putnam Smith (singersongwriter), 7:30 p.m., Donations. Perdue, Shores and Harlos (jazz), 9 p.m., Donations.

Ruben James: DJ Cre8 (hip-hop), 10:30 p.m., Free. Rí Rá Irish Pub: DJ Johnny Utah (Top 40), 10 p.m., Free. The Skinny Pancake: Yo-Yo & the Chaplain (folk rock), 9 p.m., $5 donation. Vermont Pub & Brewery: Myra Flynn (neo-soul), 10 p.m., Free.

central

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Bob Log III’s

website features the following

proclamation: “My shit is perfect.” Bravado notwithstanding, he might be right. With an outward aesthetic existing somewhere in the space between perverted sidewalk evangelist and the Russian MiG pilots from Top Gun, the one-man band’s hypersexualized, unhinged punk is so imperfect, it may, in fact, be flawless. Needless to say, there is not another performer quite like him — which is probably a good thing. Experience the mad mystery that is Bob Log III on Wednesday, July 21, at The Monkey House.

Purple Moon Pub: Merrily James (singersongwriter), 8 p.m., Free. The Reservoir Restaurant & Tap Room: Rise Up Sound (reggae), 9:30 p.m., Free.

champlain valley

51 Main: Eames Brothers Band (mountain blues), 9 p.m., Free. City Limits: Top Hat Entertainment Dance Party (Top 40), 9 p.m., Free. On the Rise Bakery: Gabe Jarrett & Friends (jazz), 7:30 p.m., Free. Amapola (Latin), 7:30 p.m., Donations. Two Brothers Tavern: The Horse Traders (rock), 9 p.m., $3.

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regional

Monopole: Ricky Fitts of Jim (rock), 10 p.m., Free. Naked Turtle: Craig Hurwitz (acoustic), 6 p.m., Free. Eat Sleep Funk (funk), 10 p.m., Free. Olive Ridley’s: Benjamin Bright (singersongwriter), 6 p.m., Free.

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burlington area

Backstage Pub: Alter Ego (rock), 9 p.m., Free. Bluebird Tavern: Carol Jones (country), 9:30 p.m., Free. Breakwater Café: Gutterpup (rock), 6 p.m., Free.

Charlie O’s: The Mumbles (rock), 10 p.m., Free.

Bee’s Knees: Steve Hartmann (singer-songwriter), 7:30 p.m., Donations.

Club Metronome: Retronome (’80s dance party), 10 p.m., $5.

Two Brothers Tavern: Salsa Night with DJ Hector Cobeo, 10 p.m., Free.

Green Mountain Tavern: DJ Jonny P (Top 40), 9 p.m., $2.

The Brewski: Gordon Stone Band (bluegrass), 9 p.m., $3.

Franny O’s: Balance DJ & Karaoke, 9 p.m., Free.

northern

Langdon Street Café: Friday Happy ARRRGH! with The Shanty Rats, 6 p.m., Donations. Sweet Hound (rock), 10 p.m., Donations.

The Matterhorn: The X-Rays with Joe Moore (rock), 9 p.m., $5.

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The Brewski: Live Music, 8 p.m., Free.

Bee’s Knees: Tammy Fletcher Mountain Girl (bluegrass), 7:30 p.m., Donations.

Green Room: Envy with Chia & Hi-Budget (house), 10 p.m., Free.

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HigHer ground SHowcaSe Lounge: Third saturday Dance Party with DJ Alan Perry (house), 8:30 p.m., $5/10. AA. JP’S Pub: Dave Harrison’s starstruck Karaoke, 10 p.m., Free. THe Living room: Paul Asbell (acoustic), 7 p.m., Free. marrioTT Harbor Lounge: Jennifer Hartswick (jazz), 8 p.m., Free. THe monkey HouSe: Hell or High Water, Dirty Watts, Ol’ Tom Bombadil (rock), 9 p.m., $5. necTar’S: strength in Numbers, The move it move it (hip-pop), 9 p.m., $5.

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Bus to Montreal’s bell center

nigHTcrawLerS: melonheads (rock), 9 p.m., Free. on TaP bar & griLL: General Lee (rock), 9 p.m., Free. Parima acouSTic Lounge: scott mangan (singer-songwriter), 9:30 p.m., $3. radio bean: Less Digital, more manual: Record club (open turntables), 3 p.m., Free. Brett Hughes (cosmo-rural), 6 p.m., Free. Paddy Reagan (singer-songwriter), 8 p.m., Free. Paleo (indie folk), 9 p.m., Free. Lady Lioness & Gem club (indie), 10 p.m., Free. raSPuTin’S: Nastee (hip-hop), 10 p.m., Free. red Square: DJ Raul (salsa), 5 p.m., Free. Kyle the Rider (country), 6 p.m., Free. Ajanai and Buru style (reggae), 9 p.m., Free. DJ A-Dog (hip-hop), 11:30 p.m., $3. THe Skinny Pancake: The Lady Tub Orchestra (folk), 9 p.m., $5 donation. vermonT Pub & brewery: The Kind Buds (acoustic), 10 p.m., Free.

central

bLack door bar & biSTro: KuFui (electroacoustic), 9:30 p.m., $5. cHarLie o’S: Live music, 10 p.m., Free. green mounTain Tavern: mind Trap (rock), 9 p.m., Free.

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PoSiTive Pie 2: salsa Night with DJ Hector cobeo, 10:30 p.m., Free.

Paul McCartney • August 12

Roger Waters / The Wall Oct 19 & 20

THe bLock gaLLery: Open mic, 1:30 p.m., Free. HigHer ground baLLroom: mat Kearney, Jane carrey Band (singer-songwriters), 9 p.m., $20/23. AA. HigHer ground SHowcaSe Lounge: The Black seeds, J-san & the Analogue sons (reggae-rock), 8:30 p.m., $10/12. AA. THe monkey HouSe: metavari, spirit Animal, Henry Gale, challenger (rock), 8 p.m., $6. monTy’S oLd brick Tavern: George Voland JAZZ: with Don schabner and Dan skea (jazz), 4:30 p.m., Free. necTar’S: mi Yard Reggae Night with Big Dog & Demus, 9 p.m., Free. Parima main STage: sunday Jazz supper with Bob Gagnon’s Gypsy Jazz Ensemble, 6:30 p.m., Free. sunday Jazz supper with Bob Gagnon’s Gypsy Jazz Ensemble (gypsy jazz), 6:30 p.m., Free. radio bean: Green mountain chamber music, 7:15 p.m., Free. Graydon James & the Young Novelists (folk rock), 9 p.m., Free. in india (jazz), 11:15 p.m., Free. red Square: side Pony with myra Flynn & Gregory Douglass (’80s covers), 8 p.m., Free.

central

PurPLe moon Pub: Wiley Dobbs (bluegrass), 8 p.m., Free.

northern

bee’S kneeS: cosby Gibson (singer-songwriter), 7:30 p.m., Donations. THe brewSki: Dale and Darcy (acoustic), 7 p.m., Free.

regional

naked TurTLe: Dock the Night Owl (acoustic), 5:30 p.m., Free.

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THe reServoir reSTauranT & TaP room: Generous Thieves (rock), 9 p.m., Free.

cLub meTronome: Lynguistic civilians (hip-hop), 9 p.m., $5.

champlain valley

THe monkey HouSe: Fucked up music V.5.0 (experimental), 7 p.m., $7.

51 main: They might Be Gypsies (gypsy jazz), 9 p.m., Free.

necTar’S: Eames Brothers Band, RedHouse (rock, mountain blues), 9 p.m., Free/$5. 18+.

bar anTidoTe: Grant Black (rock), 9 p.m., Free.

Parima main STage: Jazzed up mondays (jazz), 7 p.m., Free (18+). radio bean: Open mic, 8 p.m., Free.

on THe riSe bakery: Jimmy Branca (blues), 7:30 p.m., Donations.

red Square: Justin Levinson Band (rock), 8 p.m., Free. Hype ‘Em (hip-hop), 11 p.m., Free.

Two broTHerS Tavern: DJ Jam man (Top 40), 10 p.m., Free.

rozzi’S LakeSHore Tavern: Trivia Night, 8 p.m., Free.

northern

ruben JameS: Why Not monday? with Dakota (hip-hop), 10 p.m., Free.

THe brewSki: Gordon stone Band (bluegrass), 9 p.m., $3. THe maTTerHorn: Eames Brothers Band (mountain blues), 9 p.m., $5.

regional

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1/2 Lounge: Funhouse with DJs Rob Douglas, moonflower & Friends (house), 7 p.m., Free.

1/2 Lounge: Heal-in sessions with Reverence (reggae), 10 p.m., Free.

bee’S kneeS: Z-Jaz sunday Brunch (jazz), 11 a.m., Donations. Jon Gailmor (singer-songwriter), 7:30 p.m., Donations.

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burlington area

PurPLe moon Pub: Kip’n’co (rock), 8 p.m., Free.

ciTy LimiTS: Dance Party with DJ Earl (Top 40), 9 p.m., Free.

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Langdon STreeT café: HuDost (world music), 9 p.m., Donations. Dance club with DJ Two Tone (dance party), 11 p.m., Donations.

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central

Langdon STreeT café: Open mic, 7 p.m., Free.

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burlington area

monoPoLe: Out the Hasse (rock), 10 p.m., Free.

1/2 Lounge: Anecdote: First Times/Last Times (storytelling), 7 p.m., Free.

Tabu café and nigHTcLub: All Night Dance Party with DJ Toxic (Top 40), 5 p.m., Free.

242 main: Victor! Fix the sun, The Reptilian (hardcore), 7 p.m., $7. AA. WED.21

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Club meTronome: Bass Culture with DJs Jahson & Nickel B (electronica), 9 p.m., Free. leunig’S biSTro & Café: Don Rose (jazz), 7 p.m., Free. lifT: Karaoke … with a Twist, 9 p.m., Free. THe monkey HouSe: Bohemian Blues Quartet Part Deux (blues), 8 p.m., Free. Hip-Hop Open Mic with Dakota, 10 p.m., Free. monTy’S old briCk Tavern : Open Mic Night, 6 p.m., Free. neCTar’S: Cats Under the Stars (Jerry Garcia Band tribute), 9 p.m., Free/$5. 18+. radio bean: Gua Gua (psychotropical), 6 p.m., Free. Joe Adler (singer-songwriter), 8 p.m., Free. Honky-Tonk Sessions (honky-tonk), 10 p.m., $3. red Square: Upsetta International with Super K (reggae), 8 p.m., Free.

CHarlie o’S: Karaoke, 10 p.m., Free. langdon STreeT Café: Hurdy Gurdy Music Village (world music), 8 p.m., Donations. Charlie Faye (singer-songwriter), 9 p.m., Donations. main STreeT grill & bar: Marc LeGrand (country), 7 p.m., Free. Slide brook lodge & Tavern: Tattoo Tuesdays with Andrea (jam), 5 p.m., Free.

51 main: Quizz Night (trivia), 7 p.m., Free. David Bain (solo piano), 8 p.m., Free. Two broTHerS Tavern: Monster Hits Karaoke, 9 p.m., Free.

northern

THe brewSki: Live Music, 8 p.m., Free. THe Hub Pizzeria & Pub: Mud City Ramblers (bluegrass), 8 p.m., Free.

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leunig’S biSTro & Café: Paul Asbell & Clyde Stats (jazz), 7 p.m., Free. lifT: DJs P-Wyld & Jazzy Janet (hip-hop), 9 p.m., Free/$5. 18+. manHaTTan Pizza & Pub: Open Mic with Andy Lugo, 10 p.m., Free.

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neCTar’S: 28 North, Hollis Brown (rock), 9 p.m., Free/$5. 18+. radio bean: Ensemble V (jazz), 7:30 p.m., Free. Irish Sessions, 9 p.m., Free. red Square: DJ Craig Mitchell (house), 10 p.m., Free. DJ Cre8 (hip-hop), 11 p.m., Free. The Stereofidelics (rock), 8 p.m., Free. THe Skinny PanCake: Sunset Residency: Kris Gruen (singer-songwriter), 8 p.m., $5 donation.

central

CHarlie o’S: Poor Howard Stith (blues), 8 p.m., Free.

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Cool cat fun Fridays at 5:01. All summer long.

green mounTain Tavern: Open Mic with John Lackard, 9 p.m., Free. langdon STreeT Café: Foley Artist (acoustic), 8 p.m., Donations.

champlain valley

51 main: Blues Jam, 8 p.m., Free. CiTy limiTS: Karaoke with Let It Rock Entertainment, 9 p.m., Free.

prizes every week!

on THe riSe bakery: Open Bluegrass Session, 7:30 p.m., Free. Two broTHerS Tavern: Open Mic Night, 9 p.m., Free.

northern

This week, Friday, July 16

me & You

bee’S kneeS: Blue Skys Below (folk), 7:30 p.m., Donations. THe brewSki: Comedy Night with Andie Bryan (standup), 7:30 p.m., Free. Comedy Night (standup), 7 p.m., Free. THe SHed reSTauranT and brewery: Abby Jenne & the Enablers (rock), 8 p.m., Free.

breakwaTer Café: Shakedown (rock), 6 p.m., Free.

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20 | MUSIC The Scope of Things If you think of kaleidoscopes as old-fashioned children’s toys, think again. The annual Kaleidoscopes Festival at Stowe Craft Gallery highlights the artistic and scientific merit of the mirrored tubes. The hundreds of modern ’scopes on display — some valued at thousands of dollars — are crafted from brass, wood, glass, even gourds. Others are specially designed according to the color of their patterns; in kaleidoscopic color therapy, yellow, for example, is meant to promote happiness and well-being. “I never realized [kaleidoscopes] could be so intricate and stunning,” says SCG associate Laura Kline, who compares them to sculptures rather than playthings. Collectors and curious visitors alike spin ’scopes while chatting with local artists, and kids can craft their own in a tent by the river.

KALEIDOSCOPES FESTIVAL Friday, July 16, and Saturday, July 17, 10 a.m.-6 p.m., and Sunday, July 18, 10 a.m.-2 p.m., at Stowe Craft Gallery. A condensed show continues though Sunday, August 8. Free; materials fee for children’s class. Info, 253-4693. www.stowecraft.com

The Piano Man VERMONT MOZART FESTIVAL GRAND OPENING Sunday, July 18, at the South Porch of The Inn at Shelburne Farms. Gates open for picnicking at 5:15 p.m.; dressage exhibition, 6:30 p.m.; concert, 7:30-9:30 p.m. $15-$40.50. The festival continues through August 8 at locations statewide. Info, 862-7352. www.vtmozart.org

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t may be called the Vermont Mozart Festival, but the annual classical music series pays homage to Chopin this time around. In memory of the Romantic-era Polish pianist 200 years after his birth, seven of the 16 festival performances feature his compositions — several devoted to his solo piano works. Lauded French pianist Jean-Claude Pennetier does the honors at the festival’s grand opening at The Inn at Shelburne Farms this week. First, picnickers spread out food and blankets before the traditional dressage exhibition at 6:30 p.m. Then the VMF orchestra and Pennetier launch into Mozart’s Paris Symphony no. 31 in D Major, Roussel’s Le Festin de l’Araignée, op. 17, and Chopin’s Piano Concerto no. 2 in F Minor. Sounds like a birthday party for the books.

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Call of the Canyon Who says you can’t go home again? Two Randolph natives — David McMeekin and Jamie Drysdale — revisit the Green Mountain State as the Random Canyon Growlers, their bluegrass outfit based in Jackson Hole, Wyo. With bassist Matt Donovan, mandolinist Jake Rekedal and fellow Vermonter and guest fiddler Justin Moore in tow, the band brings speedy picking and folk lyrics to the stage. Heavy vocal harmonies thread through songs such as “Fox on the Run,” while “Keep Your License Plate Green” proves the guys haven’t forgotten their roots. With a debut studio album due out this month, “We’re looking at the ... Chandler show as a CD release party, as well,” says Drysdale. So let out a holler, or maybe a growl, and join the hootenanny.

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RANDOM CANYON GROWLERS Tuesday, July 20, 7:30 p.m., at Chandler Music Hall in Randolph. $12. Info, 728-6464. www.chandler-arts.org

WINOOSKI COALITION FOR A SAFE AND PEACEFUL COMMUNITY: Neighbors and local businesses help create a thriving Onion City by planning community events, sharing resources, networking and more. O’Brien Community Center, Winooski, 3:304:45 p.m. Free. Info, 655-1392, ext.10.

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environment SUMMER LECTURE SERIES: In “From Passivhaus to Our House: An Urban Design/Builder’s Perspective on Home Efficiency,” Placetailor’s Simon Hare discusses a German approach to low-energy-use buildings. Yestermorrow Design/Build School, Warren, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 496-5545.

A two-day bash in Waterbury celebrates art — but far more than the kind that hangs on your walls. A vaudevillian stage performance on Friday evening, for example, studies the art of comedy. Look for physical antics, juggling and slapstick humor from Tom Murphy and Waldo & Woodhead, capped by music from Mike Woodard, and Ann and James Harvey. Saturday gets rolling with the Creativity in Motion Bike Parade, and the pièce de résistance comes when Stowe Street lines with more than 50 Vermont artists displaying paintings, pottery, woodcrafts and photography. And let’s not forget the art of cooking: At 11 a.m., seven local restaurants master it in the Great Gourmet Burger Cook-off. Clearly, it’s time to get in touch with your inner artiste.

etc. ANNUAL GIANT BOOK SALE: Bookworms bury themselves among more than 20 categories of tomes, audiovisual materials and more. Stowe Free Library, 9 a.m.-9 p.m. Free. Info, 253-6145. ‘ART OF REVOLUTION’: Bike lovers swap thoughts about sustainability and commuting while viewing a painting — created as part of Goddard College’s MFA program — that addresses these issues. North End Studio, Burlington, 5:30-7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 863-6713. BURNHAM KNITTERS: Yarn unfurls into purls at a chat-and-craft session. Burnham Memorial Library, Colchester, 6-8 p.m. Free. Info, 879-7576.

STOWE STREET ARTS FESTIVAL Friday, July 16, 5-8:30 p.m., and Saturday, July 17, 8:45 a.m.-4 p.m., on Stowe Street in Waterbury. $5 for five acts on Friday (free for kids 5 and under); $6-9 for chicken barbecue; free admission on Saturday. Info, 244-5321. www.revitalizingwaterbury.org

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‘FLORAL DESIGN IN BLACK & WHITE’: Kris Engstrom of In Full Bloom introduces Ansel Adams-inspired arrangements at this garden program. Shelburne Museum, 1 p.m. Regular museum admission, $5-20. Info, 985-3346.

Saturday, July 17, 11 a.m.-1 p.m., at American Legion Post 59 in Waterbury. $5 per threeburger samplers. Info, 223-5115. www.revitalizingwaterbury.org

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‘LETTERS TO JULIET’: A long-lost love note inspires a vacationing woman to connect the author with her beloved in Gary Winick’s 2010 film. Cinema 1, Catamount Arts Center, St. Johnsbury, 1:30 p.m., 4 p.m., 7 p.m. $4-7. Info, 748-2600. METROPOLITAN OPERA SUMMER ENCORE SERIES: CATAMOUNT ARTS CENTER: Angela Gheorghiu and Ramón Vargas star in the Puccini favorite, La Bohème. Catamount Arts Center, St. Johnsbury, 6:30 p.m. $12-15. Info, 748-2600. METROPOLITAN OPERA SUMMER ENCORE SERIES: LOEW AUDITORIUM: See above listing, Loew Auditorium, Hopkins Center, Dartmouth College, Hanover, N.H., 6:30 p.m. $5-15. Info, 603-646-2422. METROPOLITAN OPERA SUMMER ENCORE SERIES: PALACE 9: See above listing, Palace Cinema 9, South Burlington, 6:30 p.m. $12.50-15. Info, 660-9300. ‘MOTHER AND CHILD’: Naomi Watts, Annette Bening, Kerry Washington and Shareeka Epps star in Rodrigo García’s drama delving into the ties between woman and child. Cinema 2, Catamount Arts Center, St. Johnsbury, 1:30 p.m., 4 p.m., 7 p.m. $4-7. Info, 748-2600. ‘SATAN’S SCHOOL FOR GIRLS’: A woman uncovers a satanic cult in David Lowell Rich’s 1973 horror flick. Main Street Museum, White River Junction, 8 p.m. Donations accepted. Info, 356-2776. ‘SILENCED VOICES’: A new documentary film by the Vermont Migrant Farmworker Solidarity Project considers the causes and effects of migration. Meredith Holch also shares “Neighbors,” her animated film about Vermont’s migrant workers. Town Hall, Hardwick, 7 p.m. $10; donations accepted. Info, 825-1609, wmtnfarm@together.net. ‘VOLVER’: A recently widowed woman is paid a visit by the ghost of her mother in Pedro Almodóvar’s 2006 Cannes Film Festival winner. Spaulding Auditorium, Hopkins Center, Dartmouth College, Hanover, N.H., 7 p.m. $5-7. Info, 603-646-2576.

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BEN & JERRY’S INDOOR MOVIE SERIES: Moviegoers bring blankets, pillows or chairs to get settled for a screening of The Karate Kid. University Mall, South Burlington, 6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 8638888.

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of the village. Lincoln Park, Enosburg Falls, 3-6 p.m. Free. Info, 933-4503 or 933-6623. Lamoille Valley Year-Round Farmers Artisan Market: Farmers and food producers fill Vermonters’ totes with local and organic dining options, including eggs, cider, seeds and cow cheeses. River Arts Center, Morrisville, 3-6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 888-1261.

health & fitness ‘Bone Builders’: Folks bulk up their bone and muscle strength through guided exercises. Senior Citizens’ Center, Brandon, 9-10 a.m. Free. Info, 247-3121. Feldenkrais Lesson: Instructor Uwe Mester emphasizes balance and mobility in an “awareness through movement” class. Preregister. City Market, Burlington, 5:30-6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 861-9700. ‘Taming the Mind’: A weekly meditation series with Ven. Amy Miller imparts the fundamentals of the spiritual practice. An overview for newcomers begins at 6:30 p.m. Milarepa Center, Barnet, 78 p.m. Donations accepted. Info, 633-4136.

holidays ‘The Frog & The Redneck Bastille Day Bash’: Folks dress as Francophiles or hillbillies in a celebration of French independence with an American spin. Brass Monkey serve up tunes at a prix-fixe French dinner and “Poor White Trash” buffet, followed by music from Déjà-Nous and The Tsunaminauts. Big Picture Theater & Café, Waitsfield, 7 p.m. Free; cost of food. Info, 496-8994.

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kids Chuck Meese & His Red Wing Puppet Theater: A venerable Vermont storyteller, musician and puppeteer entertains young audiences. KelloggHubbard Library, Montpelier, 2 p.m. Free. Info, 223-4665. Community Story Time: Books and songs amuse kids of all ages. Rumney Memorial School, Middlesex, 10:30 a.m. Free. Info, 223-3338. Craftsbury Chamber Players Mini Concerts: Classical musicians preview their pieces for music-lovin’ little ones and their guests. UVM Recital Hall, Burlington, 4:30 p.m. Free. Info, 800-639-3443. Island Road Theater: Young ‘uns present fanciful renditions of Where the Wild Things Are and “Jack and the Beanstalk.” Colchester Meeting House, 4:30 p.m. Free. Info, 878-0313. Lake Monsters Baseball Players: Members of the sports team read tall tales to tots. Dorothy Alling Memorial Library, Williston, 10:30 a.m. Free. Info, 878-4918. ‘Memory Books’: Kids paste the past onto the page at the Owl Cottage Family Activity Center. Shelburne Museum, noon-4 p.m. Regular museum admission, $5-20. Info, 985-3346. ‘Peter the Music Man’: Educator Peter Alsen lets preschoolers try out various instruments at a fun intro to music theory. Colchester Meeting House, 12:30-1 p.m. Free. Info, 878-0313. ‘Wacky Wednesdays’: Creative activities for the brain and body engage kids ages 8 and up. ECHO Lake Aquarium and Science Center/Leahy Center

Burlington Ensemble: A es noontime concert features vioy of linist Michael Dabroski and pianist bu ff li n d Samantha Angstman performing au Mozart’s violin sonatas. College Street Congregational Church, Burlington, noon-1 p.m. Free. Info, 864-7704. t

‘Sun to Cheese’ Tours: Visitors take a behindthe-scenes look at dairy farming and cheesemaking as they observe raw milk turning into farmhouse cheddar. Preregister. Shelburne Farms, 2-4 p.m. $15 includes a block of cheese. Info, 985-8686.

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South Hero Farmers Market: Foodies take advantage of fresh-from-the-farm fare and other local goodies. St. Rose of Lima Church, South Hero, 4-7 p.m. Free. Info, 372-5912.

theater ‘Blithe Spirit’: An author doing research holds a séance that unexpectedly rouses his ex-wife from the dead in Noel Coward’s Broadway comedy, presented by St. Michael’s Playhouse. McCarthy Arts Center, St. Michael’s College, Colchester, 8 p.m. $26-35. Info, 654-2281.

‘World Wildlife: The Far Reach of Water’: It’s all about amphibians in this presentation by naturalist Michael Clough. Gymnasium, Bristol Elementary School, 2 p.m. Free. Info, 453-2665.

Middlebury Farmers Market: Crafts, cheeses, breads and veggies vie for spots in shoppers’ totes. The Marbleworks, Middlebury, 9:30 a.m.-12:30 p.m. Free. Info, 388-0178, middleburyfm@yahoo.com.

for Lake Champlain, Burlington, 1 p.m. Regular admission, $8.50-10.50. Info, 877-3246386.

Capital City Band: Community band members toot their own horns in a public, outdoor concert next to the Pavilion Office Building. Vermont Statehouse lawn, Montpelier, 7-8 p.m. Free. Info, 223-7069. Concerts on the Bluff: Roots, country and bluegrass trio Beartracks are the center of attention in a family-friendly gig. On the bluff, Clinton Community College, Plattsburgh, N.Y., 6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 518-562-4161. Craftsbury Chamber Players Summer Concert Series: A Vermont ensemble performs classical compositions by Mozart, Bunch and Ginastera. UVM Recital Hall, Burlington, 8 p.m. $820. Info, 1-800-639-3443. Great Brook Blues Band: A Vermont ensemble generates blues, funk and jazz sounds. Martha Pellerin & Andy Shapiro Memorial Bandstand, Middlesex, 6:30-8:30 p.m. Free. Info, 223-6242. Green Mountain Chamber Music Festival WiREless Concert: Emerging young artists of a four-week summer conservatory play classical chamber music. River Arts Center, Morrisville, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 735-8097, info@gmcmf.org. Jacob & Rachel: An al fresco concert boasts a lineup of original compositions, pop music and contemporary Christian hits. Pavilion, Essex Shoppes & Cinema, Essex Junction, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 872-7111.

outdoors ‘Babbling Brooks and Sensational Streams’: Walkers in rubber boots make a splash getting to know their aquatic neighbors. Jaquith Public Library, Marshfield, 6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 426-3581, jaquithpubliclibrary@hotmail.com. ‘Birds By Ear’: Why does the uncaged bird sing? Find out on an evening excursion full of songs and sightings. Meet at the Nature Center; call to confirm. Little River State Park, Waterbury, 7 p.m. $2-3; free for kids under 4. Info, 244-7103. ‘Wagon Ride Wednesday’: Riders lounge in sweet-smelling hay on scenic, horse-drawn routes. Billings Farm & Museum, Woodstock, 11 a.m.-2 p.m. Regular admission, $3-12. Info, 457-2355.

sport Alao Kung Fu: Martial arts students focus on the form and technique of the hung gar style through vigorous conditioning workouts. Fair Haven Fitness, 6:30-8:30 p.m. $6. Info, 265-3470. Vermont Lake Monsters: The Green Mountain State’s minor-league baseball team bats against the Aberdeen IronBirds. Centennial Field, Burlington, 7:05 p.m. Individual game tickets, $5-8. Info, 655-4200.

talks Nicholas Clifford: Vermonters take a fresh look at the flood of 1927 in a lecture by this Middlebury College professor. Montgomery Town Library, Montgomery Center, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 326-3113.

Circus Smirkus: Acrobatics, tumbling feats, high-wire high jinks and general clowning around come together in “Wilderness Wonders: Outdoor Adventures Under the Big Top.” See feature story, this issue. Vermont Agricultural Business Education Center, Brattleboro, 2 p.m. & 7 p.m. $15-20. Info, 533-7443. ‘Murder’s Bad But Monday Can Kill You!’: Private eye Harry Monday is hot on the trail of a triple homicide — and in over his head — in the Waterbury Festival Players’ funny whodunit. Waterbury Festival Playhouse, Waterbury Center, 7:30 p.m. $20-22. Info, 498-3755. ‘The Oath’: Broadway actor Ian Barford stars in this real-life tale of a doctor devoted to the Hippocratic oath, presented by Weston Playhouse’s OtherStages. Weston Rod & Gun Club, Weston, 7:30 p.m. Various prices; visit www.westonplayhouse.org for details. Info, 824-5288.

words Library Book Discussion Group: Chatty readers focus on Neil MacFarquhar’s The Media Relations Department of Hizbollah Wishes You a Happy Birthday: Unexpected Encounters in the Changing Middle East. Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 863-3403. Potluck Picnic & Book Discussion: Charles Fish, author of In the Land of the Wild Onion: Travels Along Vermont’s Winooski River, discusses the history and culture of the waterway. Rain site: Brownell Library. Green Mountain Power Plant Access Area, Essex Junction, 6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 878-6955. ‘Prophetic Odyssey’: What happened after Moses died? A study group peruses the prophetic writings to quench its thirst for knowledge. Temple Sinai, South Burlington, 11:30 a.m.-12:30 p.m. Free. Info, 862-5125. seth Steinzor: The local author of To Join the Lost reads from the book, as well as from a work-inprogress. Community room, Fletcher Free Library, Burlington. 7 p.m. Free. ‘You Come, Too’: Spend summer lingering on the cultivated lines of selected British poets — from Robert Browning to Thomas Hardy — through readings and discussion. Vermont Humanities Council, Montpelier, 5:30 p.m. Free. Info, 262-2626.

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Argentine Tango: It takes two to tango, but no partner is necessary for this mixed-level class with Judith Schwartz. Beginner’s lesson at 6:30 p.m. Capital City Grange, Montpelier, 7-9 p.m. $20. Info, 603-504-2512. Square Dance & Pie Auction: Caller Jennifer Steckler encourages organized dancers to swing their partners ‘round to music by Her Majesty’s Streak ‘O Lean. Capital City Grange, Montpelier, 710 p.m. Donations accepted for the Village Building Convergence. Info, 276-3839.

etc. Annual Giant Book Sale: See WED.14, 9 a.m.9 p.m. ‘Canines & Cocktails’: Pooch pals lap up drinks, food and live music with their pups. Humane Society of Chittenden County, South Burlington, 68 p.m. $5 donation; cash bar. Info, 862-0135. ‘Celebrating Seniors Summer Boat Cruise’: Seniors and their families don Hawaiian shirts for a scenic lake cruise. Seating is limited; preregister. Spirit of Ethan Allen III, Burlington, 1:30-3:30 p.m. $15.99 includes dessert and drinks; cash bar. Info, 862-8300. Haircut Benefit: Part with split ends to support Camp Ta-Kum-Ta. Then enter a raffle or stop by the bake sale. Salon Professional Academy, Williston, 9 a.m.-8 p.m. Cost of service. Info, 879-4811. Mt. Mansfield Scale Modelers: Hobbyists break out the superglue and sweat the small stuff at a miniature-construction skill swap. Brownell Library, Essex Junction, 6:30-8:30 p.m. Free. Info, 879-0765. Sewing Workshop: ‘Learn the Basics’: Novice stitchers get acquainted with sewing machines, fabrics and seams. Preregister. Upper Valley Food Co-op, White River Junction, 6-8 p.m. $20 includes all materials. Info, 295-5804, uppervalleysewop@ gmail.com. Summer Soirée: Local Motion sets up a pedalpowered carousel, music by Jenni Johnson and the Jazz Junketeers, and a light buffet. Snow Farm Vineyard, South Hero, 5:30-8:30 p.m. Free; $10 for dinner, with reservations; cash bar. Info, 861-2700, ext. 100. ‘Sunsets at Shelburne Museum’: The “Good Fences: Vermont Stone Walls” exhibit inspires a “build-o-rama” with Legos and sand castles. Shelburne Museum, 5-7:30 p.m. Regular museum admission, $5-20. Info, 985-3346. ‘The Power of Kabbalah’: Participants gain a “manual” for daily life and spiritual wisdom, based on recent literature, in-class activities and the work of Kabbalah Centre International. Unity Church of Vermont, Essex Junction, 7-8:30 p.m. $10. Info, 223-1843. Third Thursday Fashion Show: Fashion forward folks queue up for a runway gathering, with DJ’d tunes and hors d’oeuvres to boot. Salaam, Burlington, 6 p.m. Free. Info, 658-8822. Thursdays at the Intervale: Folks learn more about beer and radishes during a day devoted to “Local Businesses, Living Economies,” before catching tunes by the Eames Brothers Band. Calkins Community Barn, Intervale Center, Burlington, 5:30-8:30 p.m. $5; free for kids. Info, 660-0440, ext. 101.

fairs & festivals Middlebury Festival on-the-Green: See WED.14, noon-1 p.m. & 7-10 p.m. Vermont Festival of the Great Outdoors: See WED.14, 9 a.m.-9 p.m.

film ‘Letters to Juliet’: See WED.14, 7 p.m. ‘Mother and Child’: See WED.14, 7 p.m. Movie Night: A surf-style eatery queues up a wind-and-water-themed flick weekly. The Spot, Burlington, 7:30-9 p.m. Free. Info, 540-1778. ‘Pelada’: Two former college soccer players chase the game all over the world in this 2010 documentary. Big Picture Theater & Café, Waitsfield, 7:30 p.m. $6-8. Info, 496-8994. Summer Film Series: A warm-weather big-screen bash includes a lineup of thought-provoking flicks, such as this week’s Invictus. Lake Placid Center for the Arts, N.Y., 7:30 p.m. $6. Info, 518-523-2512.

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food & drink Farm & Food Tour: A caravan-style expedition to Hardwick-area farms and food businesses introduces visitors to a bustling agricultural community. Preregister. Center for Agricultural Economy, Hardwick, 10 a.m. $50; free for children 10 and under. Info, 472-5840. hinESburg FarmErS markET: Growers sell bunched greens, goat meat and root veggies among vendors of pies, handmade soap and knitwear. United Church of Hinesburg, 3:30-7 p.m. Free. Info, 482-3018, info@hinesburglionsfarmers market.org. JEricho FarmErS markET: Passersby graze through locally grown veggies, pasture-raised meats, area wines and handmade crafts. Mills Riverside Park, Jericho, 3-6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 324-5455. LakE WiLLoughby FarmErS & arTiSan markET: Performances by local musicians meet with produce, eggs, lemonade, gemstone jewelry, sun catchers and more to lure buyers throughout the warm months. Long Pond Road, Westmore, 37 p.m. Free. Info, 525-8842. SouTh royaLTon FarmErS markET: More than a dozen vendors peddle various locally grown agricultural goods and unique craft endeavors. Town Green, South Royalton, 3-6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 763-8087. WinooSki FarmErS markET: Area growers and bakers offer their soil-grown and homemade wealth for shoppers to bring home. Champlain Mill, Winooski, 3:30-6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 734-6175, wfm@ winooskidowntown.com.

kids craFTSbury chambEr PLayErS mini concErTS: See WED.14, Hardwick Town House, 2 p.m. Free. Info, 1-800-639-3443. ‘kidS rock FiLm FESTivaL’: A brand-new screen bash broadcasts classic children’s flicks. This week’s feature is National Velvet. Catamount Arts Center, St. Johnsbury, 10 a.m. Free. Info, 748-2600.

‘mEmory bookS’: See WED.14, noon-4 p.m. muSic WiTh PETEr: Preschoolers up to age 5 bust out song and dance moves. Dorothy Alling Memorial Library, Williston, 10:30 a.m. Free. Info, 878-4918.

iSLand road ThEaTEr: High schoolers enact fantastical creatures in “Jack and the Beanstalk” and Where the Wild Things Are. South Burlington Community Library, 2 p.m. Free. Info, 652-7080.

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craFTSbury chambEr PLayErS SummEr concErT SEriES: See WED.14, Hardwick Town House, 8 p.m. $8-20. Info, 800-639-3443. grEEn mounTain chambEr muSic FESTivaL WirELESS concErT: See WED.14, Small Dog Electronics, South Burlington, 7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 735-8097, info@gmcmf.org. ‘groovin’ on ThE grEEn’ concErT SEriES: The Real Deal sound out soul and R&B stylings on the village green. Maple Tree Place, Williston, 6:308:30 p.m. Free. Info, 879-9100. ‘JumPin’ in JuLy’: Baskin and Murphy headline a concert in the sun. Rain site: Strand Theatre. North Country Cultural Center for the Arts, Plattsburgh, 5-7 p.m. $10. Info, 518-561-1604 or 563-1604. Laura ouimETTE & miTchELL drury: The organist and violinist bring to life classical dance music, including Saint-Saëns’ Havanaise, the Tarantella and a short tango. Vergennes Opera House, 7:30 p.m. $5; free for children under 12. Info, 877-6737. Sara gracE & ThE SuiTS: A soul-folk band creates tunes in the gazebo. Old Schoolhouse Common, Marshfield, 6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 426-3581, jaquithpubliclibrary@hotmail.com. SnoW Farm vinEyard concErT SEriES: Jenni Johnson and the Jazz Junketeers provide tunes for outdoor listeners at a picnic-friendly vineyard. Snow Farm Vineyard, South Hero, 6:30-8:30 p.m. Free. Info, 372-9463. WarEbrook conTEmPorary muSic FESTivaL: Accomplished New England musicians celebrate modern music with a repertoire of works by David Colson, Walter Piston, Yesung Lee and more. Town Hall, Irasburg, 7:30 p.m. $7-10. Info, 754-6335, wcmf@sover.net.

outdoors diScovEry hikE: Forest walkers of all abilities take on loops of varying lengths. Meet at the History Hike parking lot; call to confirm. Little River State Park, Waterbury, 10 a.m. $2-3; free for kids under 4. Info, 244-7103.

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theater ‘Avenue Q’: People and puppets weave a hilarious tale of trying to make it big in the Big Apple in this Tony Award winner for Best Musical, presented by the Weston Playhouse Theatre Company. Weston Playhouse, 7:30 p.m. Various prices; visit www. westonplayhouse.org for details. Info, 824-5288. ‘Blithe Spirit’: See WED.14, 8 p.m. Circus Smirkus: See WED.14, 2 p.m. & 7 p.m. Flynn Season Sneak Preview: Video and audio clips give fans of the performing arts an early peek at the theater’s roster of 44 events scheduled for 2010-11. FlynnSpace, Burlington, noon & 5:30 p.m. Free; RSVP required. Info, 652-4507. ‘Murder’s Bad But Monday Can Kill You!’: See WED.14, 7:30 p.m. ‘Narnia, The Musical’: C.S. Lewis’ world beyond the lamppost becomes melodic in this production by the Fairfax Community Theatre Company. First Baptist Church, Burlington, 7:30 p.m. $8-10 donation. Info, 879-2867. ‘South Pacific’: A World War II nurse tries to wash a man right outta her hair — to no avail — in this Rodgers & Hammerstein classic, performed by the Lamoille County Players. Hyde Park Opera House, 7 p.m. $12-18. Info, 888-4507. ‘The All Night Strut’: Lost Nation Theater swings into a celebration of 1920s to ‘40s music and dance in an anthology of tunes by Johnny Mercer, Duke Ellington, Cab Calloway and more. See “State of the Arts,” this issue. Arts Center, Montpelier City Hall, 7 p.m. $10-25. Info, 229-0492. ‘The Gondoliers’: Gilbert and Sullivan’s comic opera brims with mistaken identities and love complications in Venice. Unadilla Theater, Marshfield, 7:30 p.m. $10-20. Info, 456-8968. ‘The Oath’: See WED.14, 7:30 p.m.

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‘The Wizard of Oz’: Yellow-brick-road walkers follow along as QuarryWorks puts the outlandish L. Frank Baum story onstage. Adamant Music School, Adamant, 7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 229-6978. ‘What a Glorious Feeling’: The behind-thescenes love triangle of Gene Kelly, Stanley Donen and Jeanne Coyne during Singin’ In the Rain fuels this Hollywood-based music-and-dance extravaganza. Depot Theatre, Westport, 8 p.m. $12-22. Info, 518-962-4449, info@depottheatre.org.

words Book Discussion Series: Man Booker Prize Winners: Readers chat about well-respected novels, such as J.M. Coetzee’s Life and Times of Michael K. North Hero Public Library, 7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 372-5458. Phoenix Writing Group: Pen-and-paper scribblers of all genres and levels of expertise read and discuss original works. Phoenix Books, Essex, 6 p.m. Free. Info, 872-7111. Richard Smith: The author of Ethan Allen and the Capture of Fort Ticonderoga: America’s First Victory traces the Patriots’ route. Briggs Carriage Bookstore, Brandon, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 247-0050.

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Argentinean Tango: Shoulders back, chin up! With or without partners, dancers of all abilities strut to bandoneón riffs in a self-guided practice session. Salsalina Studio, Burlington, 7:30-10 p.m. $5. Info, 598-1077. Contact Improvisation Class & Dance Jam: Attendees learn a dance technique exploring

off-the-cuff movement before a group dance jam. Shambhala Meditation Center, Montpelier, 6:309 p.m. $10 for class and jam; $5 for jam only. Info, 318-3927, abbi.jaffe@gmail.com. Lubberland National Dance Company: Exuberant dancers move about in a version of Claudio Monteverdi’s late Renaissance masterpiece, The Return of Ulysses. Guest performers follow. Bread and Puppet Theater, Glover, 8 p.m. Donations accepted. Info, 525-3031.

environment Solarfest: New England’s renewable-energy celebration features games, workshops, information, activism, and live music by Barefoot Truth, Kelly Ravin, Rubblebucket and more — all powered by the sun. Forget Me Not Farm, Tinmouth, noon-10 p.m. $10-30, or $45 for weekend pass. Info, 235-1513.

etc. Annual Giant Book Sale: See WED.14, 9 a.m.9 p.m. Dinner & Dance With Lowell Thompson & Crown Pilot: The Burlington alt-country band headlines a lively dance-floor affair and dinner buffet. Old Lantern, Charlotte, 7-11:30 p.m. $10 for dance only; $25 for dinner and dance; cash bar. Info, 425-2120, ext. 3. ‘In the Garden With Charlie Nardozzi’: Seniors learn about planting for a fall crop in this horticultural class. Starr Farm Nursing Center, Burlington, 2-3:30 p.m. Free. Info, 658-6717. Sewing Workshop: ‘Working With What You’ve Got’: Needleworkers with basic skills transform fabrics into pillow covers, placemats, wall hangings, curtains and aprons. Preregister. Upper Valley Food Co-op, White River Junction, 2-4 p.m. $20 includes all materials. Info, 295-5804, upper valleysewop@gmail.com. Tertulia Latina: Latino Americanos and other fluent Spanish speakers converse en español. Radio Bean, Burlington, 5:30-7 p.m. Free. Info, 863-3440.

fairs & festivals Kaleidoscopes Festival: Folks admire colorful light reflections at a showing of hundreds of handmade mirrored tubes. See calendar spotlight. Stowe Craft Gallery, 10 a.m.-6 p.m. Free. Info, 253-4693. Middlebury Festival on-the-Green: See WED.14, noon-1 p.m. & 7-10 p.m. Stowe Street Arts Festival: Live music, physical comedy, a bike parade and gourmet burger cook-off enliven an outdoor arts-and-crafts exhibition. See calendar spotlight. Stowe Street, Waterbury, 5-8:30 p.m. $5 for five acts (free for kids 5 and under); $6-9 chicken barbecue. Info, 244-5321. Vermont Festival of the Great Outdoors: See WED.14, 9 a.m.-9 p.m.

film ‘Baseball: The Tenth Inning, Part 1’: An advance screening of Ken Burns’ new ball-andbat-themed documentary precedes a discussion with the filmmaker himself. Spaulding Auditorium, Hopkins Center, Dartmouth College, Hanover, N.H., 7 p.m. $10-15. Info, 603-646-2422.

food & drink Chelsea Farmers Market: A 35-year-old town-green tradition supplies shoppers with meat, cheese, vegetables, fine crafts and weekly entertainment. North Common, Chelsea, 3-6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 685-7726, chelseacommunitymarket@ gmail.com.

Fair Haven Farmers Market: Community entertainment adds flair to farm produce. Fair Haven Park, 3-6 p.m. Free. Info, 518-282-9781. Five Corners Farmers Market: Farmers share the bounty of the growing season at an open-air exchange. Lincoln Place, Essex Junction, 3:307:30 p.m. Free. Info, 879-6701 or 355-3143, essexcommunityfarmersmarket@yahoo.com.

‘Meet the Scientist: Green Chemistry’: Matthias Brewer demonstrates how to make a polymer from basic kitchen ingredients, and other safe lab experiments. ECHO Lake Aquarium and Science Center/Leahy Center for Lake Champlain, Burlington, 2 p.m. Regular admission, $8.50-10.50. Info, 1-877-324-6386. ‘Memory Books’: See WED.14, noon-4 p.m.

‘Foodways Fridays’: Historic recipes get a revival as folks learn how heirloom garden veggies become seasonal dishes in the farmhouse kitchen. Billings Farm & Museum, Woodstock, 10 a.m.-5 p.m. $3-12. Info, 457-2355.

Summer Preschool Story Time: Tots ages 3 to 5 bury their noses in books with read-aloud tales, rhymes, songs and crafts. Burnham Memorial Library, Colchester, 10-10:45 a.m. Free. Info, 878-0313.

Hardwick Farmers Market: A burgeoning culinary community celebrates local ag with fresh produce and handcrafted goods. Route 15 West, Hardwick, 3-6 p.m. Free. Info, 533-2337, hardwick farmersmarket@gmail.com.

‘Summers 4 Youth’: Youngsters visit museums, beaches, parks and more through this warmweather series organized by Milton Community Youth Coalition. Call for specific activity information and times. Preregister. Milton Middle/High School, 9 a.m.-7 p.m. $5-25. Info, 893-1009.

Hartland Farmers Market: Everything from freshly grown produce to specialty food abounds at outdoor stands highlighting the local plenitude. Hartland Public Library, 4-7 p.m. Free. Info, 436-2500, hartlandfarmersmarket@gmail.com.

Young Adult Summer Movie: Young Adult Advisory Board members pick a family flick to go along with popcorn and soda. Burnham Memorial Library, Colchester, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 878-0313.

Killington Wine Festival: A full-bodied fest in its ninth year offers an estate wine tasting, a Bubbly Brunch, a Wine and Nine Golf Tournament, and a grand tasting. Killington Grand Resort Hotel, 6-10 p.m. Various prices; visit www.killingtoncham ber.com for details. Info, 773-4181.

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Ludlow Farmers Market: Merchants divide a wealth of locally farmed products, artisanal eats and unique crafts. Okemo Mountain School, Ludlow, 4-7 p.m. Free. Info, 734-3829.

Green Mountain Chamber Music Festival: The artist faculty of an annual summer conservatory perform a tribute to the chamber music of William Bolcom. UVM Recital Hall, Burlington, 7:309:30 p.m. $6-18. Info, 735-8097.

Lyndonville Farmers Market: Ripe fruits and veggies highlight an outdoor sale of locally grown eats. Bandstand Park, Lyndonville, 3-7 p.m. Free. Info, 533-7455, lyndonfarmersmarket@gmail.com. Richmond Farmers Market: Live music entertains fresh-food browsers at a melody-centered market connecting farmers and cooks. Little ones climb aboard a vintage fire truck and check out a K9 unit demo at this designated Kids and Cops Day. Volunteers Green, Richmond, 3-6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 434-5273. Stowe Mountain Resort Farmers Market: Nab an organic lunch while perusing the wares of area farmers, craft producers and artists. Stick around for the live music, and cooking and garden demos. Spruce Peak at Stowe, 11 a.m.-3 p.m. Free. Info, 253-3000. Vermont Brewers Festival: Bottoms up! Live music, suds-centered workshops and scores of regionally crafted beers make for a smooth-tasting celebration. Waterfront Park, Burlington, 6-10 p.m. $25 includes souvenir glass and 15 beer tickets per four-hour session; designated drivers $5; for ages 21 and up only. Info, 760-8535. Westford Farmers Market: Purveyors of produce and other edibles take a stand at outdoor stalls. Westford Common, 3:30-6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 370-4077, info@westfordfarmersmarketvt.org.

kids ‘Bats in the Barn’: Parents and kids learn about the benefits of these nocturnal hunters with “Barry the Bat Guy.” Shelburne Farms, 7-9 p.m. $10-12 per parent-child pair; $5-6 per additional child. Info, 985-8686. ‘Finding Nemo’: A clownfish and his father travel the ocean in this animated adventure film from 2003. Dorothy Alling Memorial Library, Williston, 3 p.m. Free. Info, 878-4918.

Banjo Dan and the Mid-nite Plowboys: Folks camp out on blankets for an evening of backyard bluegrass. Lake Placid Center for the Arts, N.Y., 7:30 p.m. $6-10. Info, 518-523-2512.

Green Mountain Chamber Music Festival WiREless Concert: See WED.14, Leunig’s Bistro & Café, Burlington, 2 p.m. Free. Info, 735-8097, info@ gmcmf.org. Green Mountain Suzuki Institute Student Recital: Student chamber players present polished closing concerts. Auditorium, Rochester School, 1:15 p.m. Free. Info, 767-9234. Jimmy Cliff: The Jamaican reggae legend and recent Rock and Roll Hall of Fame inductee doles out songs such as “I Can See Clearly Now,” “The Harder They Come” and “Many Rivers to Cross.” Sierra Leone’s Refugee All Stars and Trevor Hall also perform. Suicide Six, Woodstock, 4 p.m. $22-70. Info, 457-3981. Killington Music Festival: Internationally acclaimed musicians band together to perform “A Little Night Music,” with works by Mozart and Mendelssohn. Downtown Rutland, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 773-4003. Putnam Smith: The Maine musician plays up oldtime music steeped in banjo, guitar and mandolin sounds. Briggs Carriage Bookstore, Brandon, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 247-0050. Quadra: A Burlington band features music from the ‘70s to today. Meet at King Street Ferry Dock; boarding at 7:45 p.m. Lake Champlain Ferry, Burlington, 8 p.m. $25 plus tax, includes a light fare buffet. Info, 864-9669. Salsa Cruise: DJ Hector spins hot tunes for a Latin-themed boat tour. Spirit of Ethan Allen III, Burlington, 9:30 p.m. $20. Info, 862-8300. Warebrook Contemporary Music Festival: See THU.15, United Church of Newport, 7:30 p.m. $7-10. Info, 754-6335, wcmf@sover.net.

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Park, Waterbury, 2-4 p.m. $2-3 includes boat rentals. Info, 244-7103. Discovery Hike: See THU.15, 10 a.m. GuiDeD FielD Trip: Hop in a canoe or kayak to learn about the plants, animals and geology of the pond with naturalist Teage O’Connor. Bring your own boat. Shelburne Pond Access Area, 10 a.m. Free. Info, 878-6955.

sport GolF TournamenT: Little white balls strive to make par at a Special Olympics Vermont fundraiser. Links at Lang Farm, Essex Junction, 9 a.m.-2 p.m. $100 per person; $400 per team; includes barbecue lunch. Info, 863-5222. vermonT lake monsTers: See WED.14, 7:05 p.m.

talks HowarD coFFin: The historian finds Vermont connections to Civil War soldiers, including a cave where a draft dodger lived for five years and a quarantined house for STD-infected infantry. Fisk Farm Art Center, Isle La Motte, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 928-3223.

theater ‘avenue Q’: See THU.15, 7:30 p.m. ‘BliTHe spiriT’: See WED.14, 8 p.m. ‘Guys anD Dolls’: Tumultuous relationships are at the center of Frank Loesser’s popular musical, presented by the Marble Valley Players. Paramount Theatre, Rutland, 8 p.m. $20-25; nonperishable food item donations accepted. Info, 775-0903. ‘inTo THe wooDs’: A fairytale-filled play by Adirondack Regional Theatre takes another look at “happily ever after.” Clinton Community College, Plattsburgh, N.Y., 7 p.m. $10. Info, 518-572-6003, adirondackregionaltheatre@hotmail.com. ‘love leTTers’: Cathy Walsh and Tim Barden present A.R. Gurney’s Pulitzer Prize-nominated drama that follows a bittersweet, 50-year relationship. Salisbury Congregational Church, 7:30 p.m. Donations accepted. Info, 352-4609 or 352-6671. ‘murDer’s BaD BuT monDay can kill you!’: See WED.14, 7:30 p.m. ‘narnia, THe musical’: See THU.15, 7:30 p.m. ‘souTH paciFic’: See THU.15, 7 p.m. ‘THe all niGHT sTruT’: See THU.15, 8 p.m. ‘THe mikaDo’: This comic Gilbert and Sullivan opera centers on love lost and found in Victorianera Japan. Lebanon Opera House, N.H., 7:30 p.m. $12-18. Info, 603-448-0400. ‘THe oaTH’: See WED.14, 7:30 p.m. ‘THe wizarD oF oz’: See THU.15, 7:30 p.m. ‘wHaT a Glorious FeelinG’: See THU.15, 8 p.m.

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DownTown walkinG Tour: Preservation Burlington takes history and architecture buffs on an hour-long tour of the Queen City’s significant nooks and crannies. Meet at the corner of Church and College streets. Church Street Marketplace, Burlington, 11 a.m. $5. Info, 522-8259, info@preser vationburlington.org. Final cuT pro open laB: Apprentice film editors complete three tracks of exercises as a VCAM staff member lends a hand. VCAM Studio, Burlington, 24 p.m. Free. Info, 651-9692. FrencH rounDTaBle: Speakers at various skill levels order café during an open practice session. Briggs Carriage Bookstore, Brandon, 9:30 a.m. Free. Info, 247-0050. ‘GiFTs From THe GarDen: BeauTiFul, eDiBle Blossoms’: A plant expert points out petals that can just as easily grace the plate as the vase. Red Wagon Plants, Hinesburg, 9 a.m.-noon. $25 includes all materials. Info, 482-4060. GuiDeD eQuine eDucaTion Demo: Folks get a lesson in body language and group dynamics as educator Lucinda Newman leads a horse-based program. Horses and Pathfinders Center, Moretown, 11 a.m.-12:30 p.m. $10-12. Info, 223-1903. HisToric Tour oF uvm: Folks register online, then meet at Ira Allen’s statue to tour the campus’ modest early clapboards and grand Victorians, led by professor emeritus William Averyt. University Green, UVM, Burlington, 9-11 a.m. Free. Info, 656-8673. ‘maD Flea’: An outdoor market and bazaar boasts eye-catching, independent retail, including antiques, toys, comic books and more. Big Picture Theater & Café, Waitsfield, 11 a.m.-3 p.m. Free. Info, 496-8994. sHreDFesT: Old documents get sliced into a thousand pieces by shred-happy owners in this event to protect against identity theft. New England Federal Credit Union, Williston, 9 a.m.-3 p.m. Free. Info, 879-8790. summer Bazaar: Rain or shine, visitors drop by an outdoor flea market, homemade pie sale and snack bar. All Saints Episcopal Church, South Burlington, 9 a.m.-3 p.m. Free. Info, 862-9750. ‘TellinG your DiGiTal sTory’: Tech-savvy storytellers learn how to edit and enhance film recordings with Bridget Butler from the ECHO Lake Aquarium and Science Center. Preregister. Carpenter-Carse Library, Hinesburg, 10 a.m.-1 p.m. Free. Info, 482-2878. vcam access orienTaTion: Video production hounds get an overview of facilities, policies and procedures. VCAM Studio, Burlington, 11 a.m.-1 p.m. Free. Info, 651-9692. wooD-carvinG Demo: Visitors avid about avians see trees being whittled into models of various bird species. Birds of Vermont Museum, Huntington, 1-2 p.m. Free with regular admission, $3-6. Info, 434-2167.

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agriculture open Farm work Day: Good Samaritans help a new farm create growing beds via sheet mulching. Peace of Earth Farm, Albany, 1-5 p.m. Free. Info, 755-6336.

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miDDleBury FesTival on-THe-Green: See WED.14, 7-10 p.m.

sTowe sTreeT arTs FesTival: See FRI.16, 8:45 a.m.-4 p.m. Free admission. vermonT FesTival oF THe GreaT ouTDoors: See WED.14, 9 a.m.-9 p.m. wallinGForD Day: Fireworks cap a day of community yard sales, family games, a barbecue, a street dance, bake sales and more. Wallingford Fire

Ben & Jerry’s ouTDoor movie FesTival: Moviegoers get an ice-cream fix while watching The Karate Kid under the stars. At Ben & Jerry’s Factory, Waterbury, at dusk, Free. Info, 862-9620. ‘moTHer anD cHilD’: See WED.14, Loew Auditorium, Hopkins Center, Dartmouth College, Hanover, N.H., 6:30 p.m. & 9 p.m. $5-7. Info, 603-646-2576.

food & drink BrisTol Farmers markeT: Weekly music and kids’ activities add to the edible wares of local food and craft vendors. Town Green, Bristol, 10 a.m.-1 p.m. Free. Info, 453-7397, sallyb_sallyb@yahoo.com.

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mounT Tom Farmers markeT: Twenty-five purveyors of garden-fresh crops, pasta, herbs and spices set up shop for the morning. Mount Tom, Woodstock, 9:30 a.m.-noon. Free. Info, 763-8617. norTHwesT Farmers markeT: Stock up on local, seasonal produce, garden plants, canned goods and handmade crafts. Local artists Karen Day-Vath, Paule Gingras, Meta Strick and Clair Dunn display original prints, paintings and mixed-media for Art in the Park. Taylor Park, St. Albans, 9 a.m.-2 p.m. Free. Info, 373-5821.

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‘BaseBall: THe TenTH inninG, parT ii’: An advance screening of Ken Burns’ new ball-andbat-themed documentary precedes a discussion with the filmmaker himself. Spaulding Auditorium, Hopkins Center, Dartmouth College, Hanover, N.H., 7 p.m. $10-15. Info, 603-646-2422.

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Station, 10 a.m.-midnight. Various prices; donations accepted. Info, 446-2336.

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Portuguese Wine Dinner: Vino pairings accent a five-course supper by chef Dennis Vieira as part of the Killington Wine Festival. Red Clover Inn, Rutland, 7 p.m. $75. Info, 775-2290. Randolph Farmers Market: Open-air stalls boast crops straight from the soil, prepared foods, farm products and tchotchkes. Central Street, Randolph, 9 a.m.-noon. Free. Info, 728-9123. Rutland County Farmers Market: Downtown strollers find high-quality fruits and veggies, mushrooms, fresh-cut flowers, sweet baked goods and artisan crafts within arms’ reach. Depot Park, Rutland, 9 a.m.-2 p.m. Free. Info, 773-4813. Shelburne Farmers Market: Harvested fruits and greens, artisan cheeses, and local novelties grace outdoor tables at a presentation of the season’s best. Shelburne Parade Ground, 9 a.m.-1 p.m. Free. Info, 985-2472. Vermont Brewers Festival: See FRI.16, noon4 p.m. & 6-10 p.m. Waitsfield Farmers Market: Local bands enliven an outdoor outlet for homegrown herbs, flowers and fruits, and handmade breads, cheeses and syrups. Mad River Green, Waitsfield, 9 a.m.1 p.m. Free. Info, 472-8027. Williston Farmers Market: Shoppers seek prepared foods and unadorned produce at a weekly open-air affair. Town Green, Williston, 10 a.m.-2 p.m. Free. Info, 735-3860, christinamead@willistonfarmersmarket.com.

kids ‘Garden Delights’: Small hands help out in the Market Garden; then the workers enjoy a picnic. Shelburne Farms, 9:30-11:30 a.m. $10-12 per parent-child pair; $5-6 per additional child. Info, 985-8686. ‘Memory Books’: See WED.14, noon-4 p.m.

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Mountaintop Birding: Avian admirers scale Mt. Mansfield to spy the Blackpoll warbler, Bicknell’s thrush and other high-elevation specialists. North Branch Nature Center, Montpelier, 9 a.m.-noon. $5. Info, 229-6206.

Warebrook Contemporary Music Festival: See FRI.16, 10:30 a.m. & 7:30 p.m.

outdoors Bike Ferry: Cyclists go the distance between Burlington and the Champlain Islands on what used to be a railroad bed, thanks to Local Motion’s causeway-bridging ferry. Colchester Causeway, 10 a.m.-6 p.m. $6-10 suggested donation. Info, 652-2453, brian@localmotion.org. ‘Birds By Ear’: See WED.14, 7 p.m. Discovery Hike: See THU.15, 10 a.m. ‘Wonderful Water Critters!’: See THU.15, 2:30 p.m.

sport Alao Kung Fu: See WED.14, 11 a.m.-1:15 p.m. Moosalamoo Goshen Gallop XXXII: Runners pound the ground over dirt, gravel and soil on a rugged 5- or 10K trail. Blueberry Hill Inn, Goshen, 4 p.m. $35-40; $10-15 meal ticket for nonrunners. Info, 247-6735, info@blueberryhillinn.com. USA Luge Slider Search: A nationwide athlete recruitment tour searches for athletes ages 11 to 14 for the USA Luge Junior Development Team. Clinton Community College, Plattsburgh, N.Y., 9 a.m.-noon. & 2-4 p.m. Free. Info, 800-872-5843. Vermont Lake Monsters: The Green Mountain State’s minor-league baseball team bats against the Staten Island Yankees. Centennial Field, Burlington, 6:05 p.m. Individual game tickets, $5-8. Info, 655-4200. Vermont Mountain Bike Festival: Just spinning your wheels? Head to a two-day cycle-fest highlighting central Vermont trail networks and offering group rides, skills clinics, bike movies and action workouts. The Ice Center, Waterbury, 8 a.m.4 p.m. $45. Info, 371-9033.

theater ‘Avenue Q’: See THU.15, 2 p.m. & 7:30 p.m. ‘Blithe Spirit’: See WED.14, 2 p.m. & 8 p.m. ‘Guys and Dolls’: See FRI.16, 8 p.m. ‘Into the Woods’: See FRI.16, 7 p.m.

‘Read to a Dog’: Stories form a bond between young readers and Therapy Dogs of Vermont. Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 10-11 a.m. Free. Info, 865-7216.

‘Murder’s Bad But Monday Can Kill You!’: See WED.14, 7:30 p.m.

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‘South Pacific’: See THU.15, 7 p.m.

Blues Cruise: Singer Tammy Fletcher headlines a lake traverse to benefit filmmaker Bess O’Brien’s new documentary, Ask Us Who We Are. King Street Ferry Dock, Burlington, 6:30-9:30 p.m. $35-40 includes light fare; cash bar. Info, 592-3190.

‘The Gondoliers’: See THU.15, 7:30 p.m.

Bread & Bones: The Vermont-based acoustic trio, composed of Richard Ruane, Beth Duquette and Mitch Barron, creates traditional roots harmonies. Brown Dog Books & Gifts, Hinesburg, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 482-5189. Fifth Business: A six-piece band delivers harmony-heavy arrangements ranging from a cappella songs to roots traditions. Cabaret room, Catamount Arts Center, St. Johnsbury, 7:30 p.m. $7-8. Info, 748-2600.

‘Narnia, The Musical’: See THU.15, 2 p.m. & 7:30 p.m. ‘The All Night Strut’: See THU.15, 2 p.m. & 8 p.m. ‘The Mikado’: See FRI.16, 7:30 p.m. ‘The Oath’: See WED.14, 2 p.m. & 7:30 p.m. ‘The Wizard of Oz’: See THU.15, 2 p.m. & 7:30 p.m. ‘What a Glorious Feeling’: See THU.15, 2 p.m. & 8 p.m.

words Carla Neggers: The best-selling author of The Whisper shares passages and signs copies of the suspense novel. Kingdom Books, Waterford, 11 a.m.noon. Free. Info, 751-8374.

Green Mountain Chamber Music Festival WiREless Concert: See WED.14, Firehouse Gallery, Burlington, 6 p.m. Free. Info, 735-8097, info@gmcmf.org.

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Killington Music Festival: Internationally acclaimed musicians band together to perform “From the European Countryside,” with works by Mozart, Vladigerov, Smetana and Dvořák. Ramshead Lodge, Killington Resort, 7 p.m. $20-25. Info, 422-1330 or 773-4003.

‘Code Green’: Folks spark a campaign to put the legalization of cannabis and hemp on the Burlington ballot this November. Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 1-2 p.m. Free. Info, 412-350-8278.

Summer Carillon Concert Series: Guest carillonneurs Gerard and Richard de Waardt play the largest musical instrument in the world, often called “the singing tower.” Upper Parade Green, Norwich University, Northfield, 1-2 p.m. Free. Info, 485-2318, nucarillon@norwich.edu.

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environment Solarfest: See FRI.16, 9 a.m.-7 p.m.

etc. Annual Giant Book Sale: See WED.14, 9 a.m.9 p.m.

‘Art, Music & Tea’: Melodies from folk musicians Jay and Linda Banta flow through the air as folks gaze at Woody Jackson’s “Cows and Color” at this outdoor garden party. Fisk Farm Art Center, Isle La Motte, 1-5 p.m. Free. Info, 928-3364.

activities. Birds of Vermont Museum, Huntington, 2-2:45 p.m. $2.50-6 for kids; free for adults. Info, 434-2167.

Chess Club: Tabletop warriors do battle at the behest of players of all ages and abilities. Briggs Carriage Bookstore, Brandon, 12:30 p.m. Free. Info, 247-0050.

‘Music in the Meadow’: Grammy-nominated jazz guitarist and singer John Pizzarelli interprets works from the great American songbook and beyond. Trapp Family Lodge Concert Meadow, Stowe, 7:30 p.m. $11.25-27; free for children under 5. Info, 863-5966.

Kirtan Chanting: Kirtankars join community-led call-and-response rhythmic hymns and mantras in the devotional tradition of India. Evolution Physical Therapy & Yoga, Burlington, 6:30-8:30 p.m. Free. Info, 658-9404, burlingtonkirtan@hotmail.com. Live Auction: Bidders pick and choose among furniture, art, musical instruments, outdoor gear and more. Partial proceeds benefit the Fools Gold Artist Fund. Barge Canal Market, Burlington, 9 a.m.-3 p.m. Free. Info, 540-0107.

fairs & festivals Kaleidoscopes Festival: See FRI.16, 10 a.m.2 p.m. Small Boat Festival: See SAT.17, 10 a.m.-5 p.m. Vermont Festival of the Great Outdoors: See WED.14, 9 a.m.9 p.m.

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Sinfonietta Symphony Series Concert: Ron Spigelman directs musicians in Handel’s Water Music and Beethoven’s Pastoral Symphony in an H20-themed performance. Lake Placid Center for the Arts, N.Y., 7:30 p.m. $22; free for students 18 and under, as available. Info, 518-523-2051. Vermont Mozart Festival Grand Opening: A dressage exhibition builds excitement for Mozart’s Paris Symphony, Roussel’s Le Festin de l’Araignée and Chopin’s Piano Concerto no. 2 in F Minor. See calendar spotlight. South Porch, The Inn at Shelburne Farms, gates open for picnicking at 5:15 p.m.; dressage exhibition, 6:30 p.m.; concert, 7:30-9:30 p.m. $15-40.50. Info, 862-7352. Woodstock Chamber Music Series: Pianist Mana Tokuno takes to the hammers and strings. North Universalist Chapel Society, Woodstock, 2 p.m. Donations accepted. Info, 457-3981.

film ‘Near Dark’: A chilling vampire thriller directed by Oscar winner Kathryn Bigelow tracks a loner who comes across bandits with a thirst for blood. Spaulding Auditorium, Hopkins Center, Dartmouth College, Hanover, N.H., 7 p.m. $5-7. Info, 603-646-2576.

food & drink Burlington Cohousing Potluck: Community members bring a dish to share as they meet, mingle and learn about collaborative living. Preregister. East Village Cohousing, Burlington, 6 p.m. Free. Info, 863-5359.

outdoors ‘Aquadventure!’: See FRI.16, 1:30-3:30 p.m. Bike Ferry: See SAT.17, 10 a.m.6 p.m. Franklin County Garden Tour: Plant enthusiasts take a self-guided journey through area gardens before learning about flower arrangements. Silent auction, 11 a.m., and tea, 3 p.m., at the Franklin County Senior Center. Various locations, Franklin County, 11:30 a.m. $20. Info, 527-1988.

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Colchester Farmers Market: Vendors present passersby with fresh local produce, specialty foods and crafts. Creek Farm Town Center, Colchester, 10:30 a.m.-2:30 p.m. Free. Info, 864-4908.

‘Bike to Brunch’ Series: Cyclists earn their meals on a 30-mile pedal to and from Cold Hollow Cider Mill in Waterbury. Onion River Sports, Montpelier, 10 a.m. Cost of food. Info, 229-9409.

‘Ice Cream Sundays’: Who needs the ice cream man? Visitors churn their own flavors while learning about the scientific and historical aspects of the tradition. Billings Farm & Museum, Woodstock, noon & 3 p.m. $3-12. Info, 457-2355.

Coed Soccer: Noncompetitive players of all fitness levels break a sweat making goals. Starr Farm Dog Park, Burlington, 6-8 p.m. Free. Info, 862-5091.

Killington Wine Festival: See FRI.16, 11 a.m.3 p.m. Plainfield Farmers Market: A “maker’s market” teems with vegetables, fruits, perennials, baked goods, eggs and meat, as well as artists and musicians. Mill Street Park, Plainfield, 10 a.m.-2 p.m. Free. Info, 454-8614. Stowe Farmers Market: Preserves, produce and other provender attract fans of local food. Red Barn Shops Field, Stowe, 10:30 a.m.-3 p.m. Free. Info, 472-8027 or 498-4734, info@stowevtfarmers market.com.

kids ‘Cooking With Kids’: Bakers-in-training find a place for seasonal berries in honey-sweetened jams and homemade biscuits. Preregister. City Market, Burlington, 10:30 a.m.-noon. Free. Info, 861-9700. ‘Memory Books’: See WED.14, noon-4 p.m. ‘Read to a Dog’: See SAT.17, 1-2 p.m. ‘Sundays for Fledglings’: Youngsters go avian crazy in hiking, acting, writing or exploring

Vermont Lake Monsters: See SAT.17, 1:05 p.m. Vermont Mountain Bike Festival: See SAT.17, 8 a.m.-4 p.m.

talks Adam Boyce: In “Sprightly Steps: Vermont’s Contra and Square Dancing Tradition,” the speaker discusses the history of fiddle-driven dances in the Green Mountains. Charlotte Senior Center, 3 p.m. Donations accepted. Info, 425-2634 or 425-2478. Inge Schaefer: A local author and journalist digs up town history through personal interviews and original research in “Chronicles of Colchester.” Ethan Allen Homestead, Burlington, 4 p.m. Free. Info, 865-4556.

theater ‘Avenue Q’: See THU.15, 2 p.m. ‘Guys and Dolls’: See FRI.16, 2 p.m. ‘Into the Woods’: See FRI.16, 3 p.m. RPM Puppet Conspiracy: A radical puppet troupe presents The Only Good Corporation Is an Undead Corporation, a satirical show about big business in America. Main Street Museum, White

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find select events on twitter @7dayscalendar River Junction, 8 p.m. $5 free to museum members. Info, 356-2776. ‘South Pacific’: See THU.15, 2 p.m. ‘The All Night Strut’: See THU.15, 7 p.m. ‘The Mikado’: See FRI.16, 4 p.m. ‘The Oath’: See WED.14, 2 p.m. ‘The Wizard of Oz’: See THU.15, 2 p.m. & 7:30 p.m. ‘What a Glorious Feeling’: See THU.15, 5 p.m.

words ‘A Moth in the Barn’: Community members share crafted tales with a “Lost and Found” theme. Edgcomb Barn, Warren, 8 p.m. $10 suggested donation. Info, 496-5997. Summer Reading Series: Poet Janie Fink and poet-novelist Jay Parini put the emphasis on the written word. BigTown Gallery, Rochester, 5:306:30 p.m. Free. Info, 767-9670, info@bigtown gallery.com.

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Annual Giant Book Sale: See WED.14, 9 a.m.9 p.m. Tweet ‘n’ Stitch: Crafters join a sewing circle with their current projects and twitter their progress. The Bobbin Sew Bar & Craft Lounge, Burlington, 12-2 p.m. Donations accepted. Info, 862-7417.

health & fitness Aura Healing Clinic: People receive treatment for and feedback about their personal energy fields. Golden Sun Healing Center, South Burlington, 67 p.m. Free. Info, 922-9090. ‘Bone Builders’: See WED.14, 9-10 a.m. Herbal Clinic: Sign up for an appointment to explore the art of natural healing one on one with students and professors from the Vermont Center for Integrative Herbalism. City Market, Burlington, 4-7 p.m. Free. Info, 861-9700.

kids ‘Kooky Critters’: Families create quirky circus animals at the Owl Cottage Family Activity Center. Shelburne Museum, noon-4 p.m. Regular museum admission, $5-20. Info, 985-3346.

Music With Peter: See THU.15, 10:45 a.m. Young Adult Film Crew: Lights, camera, action! Budding movie stars, whether behind the scenes or at center stage, make and air their own TV shows. Burnham Memorial Library, Colchester, 6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 878-0313.

Afro-Brazilian Percussion Class: Community band Sambatucada teach the pulsating rhythms of samba, samba reggae and baião. Call for specific location. Various locations, Burlington, 6-7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 343-7107.

sport Vermont Lake Monsters: See SAT.17, 7:05 p.m.

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‘Godspell’: The Adirondack Lakes Summer Theater Festival stages this Bible-based rock-opera. Lake Placid Center for the Arts, N.Y., 8 p.m. $12-16. Info, 518-523-2512.

words Book Discussion Series: ‘A Mysterious Lens on American Culture’: A thought-provoking cultural backdrop makes Sherman Alexie’s Indian Killer more than a simple whodunit. George Peabody Library, Post Mills, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 333-9724. Book Discussion Series: ‘Retellings’: Jon Clinch twists a Twain classic by reimagining the tale of young Huckleberry from the view of his mysterious father in Finn. Dailey Memorial Library, Derby, 10:30 a.m. Free. Info, 766-5063. Elizabeth Bassett & Margaret Holden: The authors of Nature Walks in Northwest Vermont and the Champlain Valley and A Kayaker’s Guide to Lake Champlain, respectively, identify landscape hot spots. Basin Harbor Club, Vergennes, 8 p.m. Free. Info, 475-2311. Marjorie Cady Memorial Writers Group: Budding wordsmiths improve their craft through “homework” assignments, creative exercises and sharing. Ilsley Public Library, Middlebury, 10 a.m.noon. Free. Info, 388-2926, cpotter935@com cast.net. ‘Our Stories: Past, Present & Future’: Adults consider ways that personal narratives celebrate accomplishments and dreams. Dorothy Alling Memorial Library, Williston, 12:30-2:30 p.m. Free. Info, 878-4918.

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environment ‘Solar Made Simple’: Reps from groSolar lay out the guidelines for assessing whether a home or business could implement sun-powered energy solutions. Preregister. City Market, Burlington, 67:30 p.m. Free. Info, 861-9700.

etc. Annual Giant Book Sale: See WED.14, 9 a.m.9 p.m. ‘Bats on the Farm’: Adults learn about whitenose syndrome and bat boxes before watching nature’s “best bug zappers” take flight for their evening hunt. Shelburne Farms, 7-9 p.m. $6-8. Info, 985-8686.

Story Hour: Tales and picture books catch the attention of tykes of all ages. Dorothy Alling Memorial Library, Williston, 11 a.m. Free. Info, 878-4918.

film Ben & Jerry’s Outdoor Movie Festival: Moviegoers get an ice cream fix while watching Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs under the stars. Ben & Jerry’s, Burlington, at dusk. Free. Info, 8629620. ‘Pirates of the Caribbean: At World’s End’: Popcorn and juice go hand in hand with this 2007 pirate flick. Lawrence Memorial Library, Bristol, 5 p.m. Free. Info, 453-2366.

food & drink Community Lunch Series: In celebration of 12 years in business, the St. Johnsbury Food Co-op invites neighbors to a midday meal on the house. St. Johnsbury Food Co-op, 11:30 a.m.-1 p.m. Free. Info, 748-9498. Derby Farmers Market: See SAT.17, 9:30 a.m.2:30 p.m. Johnson Farmers Market: A street emporium bursts with local agricultural products, ranging from produce to herbs to fresh-baked bread. Main Street, Johnson, 3:30-6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 635-1682. North Hero Farmers Market: A weekly July food-and-crafts exchange draws Champlain Island farmers, artisans, cooks and bakers. Knight Point State Park, North Hero, 4-7 p.m. Free. Info, 372-5912. Old North End Farmers Market: Local farmers sell the fruits of their fields, and their labor. H.O. Wheeler Elementary School, Burlington, 36:30 p.m. Free. Info, 324-3073. Rutland County Farmers Market: See SAT.17, 3-6 p.m. Thetford Hill Community Market: Vendors supply localvores with an array of baked treats, honey, maple syrup and veggies. Thetford Hill Green, 4-6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 785-4404.

health & fitness Deeksha Oneness Experience: Stressed-out souls find peace of mind and rejuvenation in this spiritual transfer of energy. Christ Church Presbyterian, Burlington, 5:30-6:30 p.m. $3-5 donation. Info, 233-2638. Laughter Yoga: What’s so funny? Giggles burst out as gentle aerobic exercise and yogic breathing meet unconditional laughter to enhance physical, emotional and spiritual health and wellbeing. Miller Community and Recreation Center, Burlington, 9-10 a.m. Free. Info, 355-5129.

kids Creative Tuesdays: Artist-in-residence Frank Gonzalez and “sorcerer’s apprentice” Liz Crawford engage imaginations with recycled crafts. Kids under 10 must be accompanied by an adult. Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 3-5 p.m. Free. Info, 865-7216. Drop-In Story Time: Preschoolers get wrapped up in creative tales and tunes. Burnham Memorial Library, Colchester, 10-10:30 a.m. Free. Info, 878-0313.

French Conversation Group: Folks take their Romance language capabilities for a spin in a weekly repartee. Bien fait! Borders Books & Music, Burlington, 6:30-7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 864-5088.

Firefighter Story Time: Local heroes read stories to youngsters. Dorothy Alling Memorial Library, Williston, 11 a.m. Free. Info, 878-4918.

‘Get Out More’: A mobile tour parks itself in Burlington to educate folks about outdoor skills and equipment through workshops and experiential excursions. Outdoor Gear Exchange (OGE), Burlington, 5-6 p.m. Free. Info, 860-0190.

‘Pinocchio’: A wooden puppet with dreams of becoming a boy goes on a musical adventure in this Very Merry Theatre production. Deborah Rawson Memorial Library, Jericho, noon. Free. Info, 355-1461.

‘Time Travel Tuesday’: Visitors cook on a woodstove, churn butter and lend a hand with other late 19th-century farmhouse chores and pastimes.

‘Kooky Critters’: See MON.19, noon-4 p.m.

Teen Book Club & Library Volunteers: Lit lovin’ adolescents talk about recent reads and assist with summer events. Dorothy Alling Memorial Library, Williston, 11 a.m. Free. Info, 878-4918. ‘The Little Mermaid’: Dive under the sea with Rutland High School’s Summer Encore Theatre. Colchester Meeting House, 2 p.m. Free. Info, 878-0313.

music Castleton Concerts on the Green: Satin & Steel headline a family-fun night of high-energy brass sounds and crisp vocals. Castleton Village Green, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 273-2911. Outdoor Concert Series: Picnickers soak up an acoustic folk, jazz and rock blend by Tammy Fletcher on the green. Fairfax Community Library, Fairfax, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 849-2420. Random Canyon Growlers: A bluegrass band with Randolph roots celebrates its first CD release. Katie Trautz and two members of the Tall Boys share the stage. See calendar spotlight. Chandler Music Hall, Randolph, 7:30 p.m. $12. Info, 728-6464. ‘Songs at Mirror Lake’: Rubblebucket offer a world-beat repertoire at a weekly musical gathering. Mid’s Park, Lake Placid, N.Y., 7-9 p.m. Free. Info, 518-524-4328. Summer Music in the Park: The Starline Rhythm Boys provide the tunes at this meadow concert, while a farmers market offers produce for people to pack themselves a picnic. Knight Point State Park, North Hero, 6 p.m. $5 includes beach and picnic area access. Info, 372-8400. Tuesday Night Live: Rutland youth theater group Summer Encore presents The Little Mermaid before Patti Casey and Colin McCaffrey offer ear-catching folk in the open air. Legion Field, Johnson, 58:30 p.m. Free. Info, 635-7826. Vermont Mozart Festival: ‘Fryderyk’s Polonaises’: A Chopin recital presents Polonaise in F-sharp Minor, op. 44; Sonata in B Minor, op. 58; Barcarolle, op. 60 and more. Town Hall Theater, Middlebury, 7:30-9:30 p.m. $28.50-36. Info, 862-7352.

sport ‘Get to Know Your Bike’: A cycle-shop pro introduces free wheelers to vehicle anatomy, flat fixes and roadside skills. Skirack, Burlington, 5:306:30 p.m. Free. Info, 658-3313.

talks James Ehlers: The executive director of Lake Champlain International talks about turning the tide in “Malletts Bay and Lake Champlain: Hazards to Your Health and Wealth?” Burnham Memorial Library, Colchester, 2-3 p.m. Free. Info, 879-7576.

theater ‘Avenue Q’: See THU.15, 7:30 p.m. ‘Blithe Spirit’: See WED.14, 8 p.m. ‘The Oath’: See WED.14, 7:30 p.m.

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Annual Giant Book Sale: See WED.14, 9 a.m.9 p.m. Burnham Knitters: See WED.14, 6-8 p.m.

‘Science and Stories’: Songs, tales and crafts explore the wonders of nature. ECHO Lake Aquarium and Science Center/Leahy Center for Lake wed.21

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Nancy Price Graff: In an illustrated slide-show presentation, the speaker examines the impact of the Farm Security Administration’s photography project in rural areas of Vermont. Monkton Fire Station, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 482-2277.

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‘Traveling the Path to Enlightenment’: Students of all levels get a practical overview of Tibetan Buddhism. Milarepa Center, Barnet, 6:308:30 p.m. Donations accepted. Info, 633-4136.

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The Bill Murray Experience: A New York Citybased American roots and jazz ensemble draws on works from the late 1800s to 1930s. Main Street Museum, White River Junction, 8 p.m. $8. Info, 356-2776.

William Tortolano: The local musician and professor traces important musical milestones back to Vermont, including John Philip Sousa composing “The Stars and Stripes Forever” in Isle La Motte. North Hero Public Library, 7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 318-6229.

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‘TEDxUVM’: Speeches, video presentations and discussion groups focus on nonprofit website ted. com’s “Ideas Worth Spreading.” North Lounge, Billings Hall, UVM, Burlington, 3-6 p.m. $19. Info, 656-2085.

Billings Farm & Museum, Woodstock, 10 a.m.-5 p.m. Regular admission, $3-12. Info, 457-2355.

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Monday Matinée: Moviegoers of all ages follow the adventures of a friendly bottlenose dolphin in Flipper. Burnham Memorial Library, Colchester, 3 p.m. Free. Info, 878-0313.

‘Shipwreck Mystery’: Underwater archaeologist and lake historian Art Cohn discusses the dilemma of the sunken Revolutionary War gunboat Spitfire. Dorothy Alling Memorial Library, Williston, 6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 878-4918.

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film Ben & Jerry’s Indoor MovIe serIes: Moviegoers bring blankets, pillows or chairs to get settled for a screening of Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs. University Mall, South Burlington, 6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 863-8888. MetropolItan opera suMMer encore serIes: cataMount arts center: Maria Guleghina and Marcello Giordani star in Puccini’s tale of a ruthless Chinese princess, Turandot. Catamount Arts Center, St. Johnsbury, 6:30 p.m. $12-15. Info, 748-2600. MetropolItan opera suMMer encore serIes: loew audItorIuM: See above listing, Loew Auditorium, Hopkins Center, Dartmouth College, Hanover, N.H., 6:30 p.m. $5-15. Info, 603-646-2576. MetropolItan opera suMMer encore serIes: palace 9: See above listing, Palace Cinema 9, South Burlington, 6:30 p.m. $12.50-15. Info, 660-9300.

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the stone cold roosters: Country, blues, roots, Americana, rock ‘n’ roll and jazz stylings meet and mingle. Martha Pellerin & Andy Shapiro Memorial Bandstand, Middlesex, 6:30-8:30 p.m. Free. Info, 223-6242. verMont Mozart festIval: ‘the yeoMen of the guard’: The Vermont Gilbert and Sullivan Ensemble perform the Savoy Opera about love triangles, jesters and broken hearts. The Essex, Essex, 7:30-9:30 p.m. $52.50-60. Info, 862-7352. vIllage harMony: Teen singers perform a repertoire of music traditions drawn from around the world. Unitarian Church, Woodstock, 7:30 p.m. $5-10 suggested admission. Info, 426-3210.

outdoors ‘BIrds By ear’: See WED.14, 7 p.m. fIeld walk: Visitors stroll through the trial garden on a tour emphasizing the cucumbers, beets, carrots, cabbages and more. High Mowing Organic Seeds, Wolcott, 4-6 p.m. Free. Info, 472-6174.

enosBurg falls farMers Market: See WED.14, 3-6 p.m. laMoIlle valley year-round farMers artIsan Market: See WED.14, 3-6:30 p.m.

‘wagon rIde wednesday’: See WED.14, 11 a.m.2 p.m.

MIddleBury farMers Market: See WED.14, 9:30 a.m.-12:30 p.m. south hero farMers Market: See WED.14, 47 p.m.

health & fitness ‘Bone BuIlders’: See WED.14, 9-10 a.m. ‘look good ... feel Better’: Females battling cancer pick up beauty techniques from volunteer cosmetologists in this American Cancer Society program. Preregister. American Cancer Society, Williston, 3-4:30 p.m. Free. Info, 655-2000. ‘taMIng the MInd’: See WED.14, 7-8 p.m.

kids coMMunIty story tIMe: Books and songs amuse kids of all ages. East Montpelier Elementary School, 1:30 p.m. Free. Info, 223-3338. craftsBury chaMBer players MInI concerts: See WED.14, 4:30 p.m. ‘kooky crItters’: See MON.19, noon-4 p.m.

‘wIld & wonderful wetlands’: Naturalist Brett Engstrom highlights the soils, plants and critters on a short walk, and participants help map the area with a GPS and a laptop. Jaquith Public Library, Marshfield, 6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 426-3581, jaquith publiclibrary@hotmail.com.

sport alao kung fu: See WED.14, 6:30-8:30 p.m.

talks Mark Banks: An expert on the RMS Titanic speaks about its tragic maiden voyage to audience members of all ages. Brownell Library, Essex Junction, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 878-6955. suMMer lecture serIes: In “Innovation in Context: Design/Build Experiments in Architecture, and a New Understanding of Place,” Yestermorrow teacher Danny Sagan explains how Vermont developed into a center for green building. Yestermorrow Design/Build School, Warren, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 496-5545.

paJaMa storytIMe: Kids cuddle up in their nightclothes for an hour of bedtime stories, cookies and milk. Burnham Memorial Library, Colchester, 6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 878-0313.

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‘peter the MusIc Man’: See WED.14, 12:30-1 p.m.

‘the 25th annual putnaM county spellIng Bee’: Six precocious whiz kids battle it out letter by letter for the coveted title in this eccentric and heavily audience-participatory play. Town Hall Theatre, Stowe, 8 p.m. $10-20. Info, 253-3961, tick ets@stowetheatre.com.

‘pInocchIo’: See TUE.20, Battery Park, Burlington, noon. Free. Info, 355-1461. ‘rIvers & ponds’: First through fifth graders dive below the surface of local bodies of water in an educational program. Lawrence Memorial Library, Bristol, 2-3 p.m. Free. Info, 453-2366. ‘water your IMagInatIon’ suMMer creatIvIty serIes: Little ones ages 5 and up work with used materials for a recycled regatta. Preregister. Dorothy Alling Memorial Library, Williston, 11 a.m. Free. Info, 878-4918. woody keppel: The renowned juggler and gag man clowns around in “What a Woodhead!” KelloggHubbard Library, Montpelier, 2 p.m. Free. Info, 223-4665.

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green MountaIn swIng: Musical hits from the 1930s to ‘50s saturate a concert by a 17-piece band. Essex Shoppes & Cinema, Essex Junction, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 872-7111.

garden prograM: Museum staff members point out the dramatic color and form of blossoming daylilies. Bostwick Garden. Shelburne Museum, 1 p.m. Regular museum admission, $5-20. Info, 985-3346.

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‘the Beaches of agnès’: This free-floating documentary of the life of directer Agnès Varda summarizes her long career through film clips, reconstructed moments of her life and symbolism. Spaulding Auditorium, Hopkins Center, Dartmouth College, Hanover, N.H., 7 p.m. $5-7. Info, 603-646-2576.

classical compositions by Karl Pilss, Rebecca Clarke and Ludwig van Beethoven. UVM Recital Hall, Burlington, 8 p.m. $8-20. Info, 800-639-3443.

‘avenue Q’: See THU.15, 2 p.m. & 7:30 p.m. ‘BlIthe spIrIt’: See WED.14, 8 p.m.

‘the oath’: See WED.14, 7:30 p.m.

words ‘odyssey’ Book dIscussIon serIes: Bookworms converse about Derek Walcott’s retelling of Homer’s masterpiece in Omeros and Odyssey: A Stage Version. Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 863-3403. ‘prophetIc odyssey’: See WED.14, 11:30 a.m.12:30 p.m. ‘readIngs In the athenaeuM’: Author Brad Kessler shares passages from Goat Song: A Seasonal Life, A Short History of Herding, and the Art of Making Cheese in a summer reading series. St. Johnsbury Athenaeum, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 748-8291. m

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ORTHO-BIONOMY: THE SPINE: Aug. 7-8, 10 a.m.-6 p.m. Cost: $245/14 CEUs ($225 when paid in full by July 20). Call or email about introductory, risk-free fee. Location: Touchstone Healing Arts, Burlington. Info: Dianne Swafford, 802-734-1121, swaffordperson@hotmail. com. By accessing the innate, self-corrective reflexes, participants will focus on specific techniques for facilitating release in the neck, thoracic and lumbar vertebrae, sacrum and pelvis, to achieve pain relief and structural balance. Ortho-bionomy is a gentle yet deeply effective form of body therapy that is used to reduce tension, improve structural alignment and restore well-being. 14 CEUs.

22-Aug. 12, 6-9 p.m. Cost: $195/members, $175.50. BCA members. Location: Firehouse Center, Burlington. Info: 802-8657166, www.burlingtoncityarts.com. Learn how to capture brilliant color images with incredible detail in both shadow and highlight areas using High Dynamic Range photography. Landscape, architectural and night photography applications will be covered, as well as image processing techniques. Participants will also have the opportunity to print archival prints on our Epson 3880 printer. Bring digital SLR camera, tripod and Mac-compatible flash drive to class. Prerequisite: Intro Film/Digital SLR/equivalent experience, basic Photoshop or Lightroom experience.

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INTRO TO CARPENTRY: Intro to Tools: Sept. 13-17; Intro to Building: Sept. 27-Oct. 1. Location: The Flashbulb Institute, 294 North Winooski Ave., Suite 212B, Burlington. Info: The Flashbulb Institute, Sara Mehalick, 802-881-0419, sara@theflashbulb.org, www.theflashbulb.org. Intro to Tools and Intro to Building are two hands-on courses with a max of six students. Tools: Learn and practice the safe use of commonly used carpentry

LIFE LEADERSHIP & HORSES W/ LUCINDA NEWMAN: July 23, 3-6 p.m., & July 24, 10 a.m.-4 p.m. Cost: $145/incl. beverages/snacks on Fri. & snacks/beverages/lunch on Sat. Location: Horses and Pathfinders Center for Equine-Guided Education and Life Leadership Coaching, 6899 Route 100B, Moretown. Info: 802-223-1903, Lucinda@ Horsesandpathfinders. com, www.horsesandpathfinders.com. This innovative equine-guided workshop masterfully blends sociobiology, leadership, empowerment and horsemanship into a powerful metaphor for developing professional mastery, leadership savvy and self-excellence. No riding or horse experience is required. The focus of Life Leadership & Horses is developing leadership and empowerment skills, it is not about learning horsemanship techniques.

fitness NUWARRIOR PHYSICAL ARTS: Location: Several locations in Greater Burlington area, Burlington. Info: Scott Kirby, 802-999-8523, scottkirby333@gmail.

gardening MARIJKE’S PERENNIAL GARDENS & OPEN HOUSE: Jul. 24, 10 a.m.-4 p.m.. Location: Marijke’s Perennial Gardens Plus, 1299 Robert Young Rd. (Rt. 116 to Rt. 17 East; follow VT directional signs), Starksboro. Info: 802-4537590. Garden tours at 11 a.m. and 3 p.m. Talk on native perennial plants at 1 p.m. Music. Hardy fieldgrown perennial plants, small fruits and showy containers for sale. 35 exquisite display gardens in a mountainous wildlife setting. Open daily 9 a.m.6 p.m. Closed Tuesday and Wednesday.

herbs WISDOM OF THE HERBS SCHOOL: Eat on the Wild Side, Wed., July 21, 6-8 p.m., $20. Wild Edibles 2010: Enhancing Local Food Security summer/fall term, Sundays 10 a.m.-4 p.m., Aug 8, Sept. 12, Oct. 3; tuition $300; apply for VSAC nondegree grant. Plan ahead and apply now for VSAC nondegree grant for 2011 programs, Wild Edibles & Wisdom of the Herbs, while funds are plentiful. Location: Wisdom of the Herbs School, Woodbury. Info: 802-456-8122, annie@ wisdomoftheherbsschool. com, www.wisdomoftheherbsschool.com. Earth skills for changing times. Experiential programs embracing local, wild, edible and medicinal plants, food as first medicine, sustainable living skills, and the inner journey. Annie McCleary, director, and George Lisi, naturalist.

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SHORTCUTS TO GOURMET COOKING: Jul. 20-Aug. 3, 6:30-9:30 p.m., Weekly on Tuesday. Cost: $150/incl. food and wine. Location: Stowe, Vermont. Info: Bidi, 802-253-0330. Learn to prepare a three-course gourmet meal in under one hour from a graduate of the Cordon Bleu

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BCA offers dozens of weeklong summer art camps for ages 3-14 in downtown Burlington from June to August – the largest selection of art camps in the region! Choose full- or halfday camps – scholarships are available. See all the camps and details at www.burlingtoncit yarts.com.

BICYCLE REPAIR & MAINTENANCE: Level 101: July 12-17, Aug. 9-14, Sept. 6-11; Level 102: July 26-31, Aug. 23-28, Sept. 20-25. Location: The Flashbulb Institute, 294 N. Winooski Ave., Suite 212B, Burlington. Info: The Flashbulb Institute, Sara Mehalick, 802-881-0419, sara@theflashbulb.org, www.theflashbulb.org. Hands-on course with a max of five students. Each student will have his/her own bike stand and work space. Level 101 will cover the basics of bicycle repair and Level 102 will build on that. Students will have access to a bicycle tool share and stands for one year. DIRT DIVAS MOUNTAIN BIKE CLINIC: Aug. 7. Location: Millstone Hill, East Barre. Info: Girls Move Mountains, 802-229-2976, info@girlsmovemoun tains.org. Girls Move Mountains in partnership with Millstone Touring and Onion River Sports is pleased to offer a one-day Dirt Divas mountain-bike clinic for women, ages 16 and up, who are interested in learning the exciting lifelong sport of mountain biking. This one-day clinic is geared toward beginner/intermediate riders and provides a structured, step-by-step progression toward building the skills necessary to have fun and find success on a mountain bike, all in a positive and supportive environment. We will cover the basics of gearing, shifting, braking, body position, cornering, bike handling, riding obstacles, trail riding and bike repair/maintenance. Girls Move Mountains is committed to providing quality instruction by female instructors experienced in coaching, mountain biking and wilderness first aid.

BALLROOM DANCE CLASSES: Location: The Champlain Club, Burlington. Info: First Step Dance, 802-598-6757, kevin@firststepdance. com, www.FirstStepDance. com. Beginning classes repeat each month, and intermediate classes vary from month to month. As with all of our programs, everyone is encouraged to attend, and no partner is necessary. Come alone, or come with friends, but come out and dance! DANCE STUDIO SALSALINA: Cost: $13/ class. Location: 266 Pine St., Burlington. Info: Victoria, 802-598-1077, info@salsalina.com. Salsa classes, nightclubstyle. One-on-one, group and private, four levels. Beginner walk-in classes, Wednesdays, 6 p.m. Argentinean Tango class and social, Fridays, 7:30 p.m., walk-ins welcome. No dance experience, partner or preregistration required, just the desire to have fun! Drop in any time and prepare for an enjoyable workout! LEARN TO SWING DANCE: Cost: $60/6-week series ($50 for students/ seniors). Location: Champlain Club, 20 Crowley St., Burlington. Info: www.lindyvermont. com, 802-860-7501. Great fun, exercise and socializing, with fabulous music. Learn in a welcoming and lighthearted environment. Classes start every six weeks: Tuesdays for beginners; Wednesdays for upper levels. Instructors: Shirley McAdam and Chris Nickl.

tools. Build: Intro to steps of a simple project including sourcing materials, designing to meet your needs and safe construction. URBAN PERMACULTURE PRACTICUM: Urban Food Production: Aug. 2-7; Passive Solar Design: Aug. 30-Sept. 4. Location: The Flashbulb Institute, 294 North Winooski Ave., Suite 212B, Burlington. Info: The Flashbulb Institute, Sara Mehalick, 802-881-0419, sara@theflashbulb.org, www.theflashbulb.org. Urban Food Production and Passive Solar Design are two hands-on courses applying what is commonly learned in a Permaculture Design Certification Course. Classes include observation of existing urban permaculture projects, discussion and reflection on key concepts, and a final small design/build project. Classes take place in an urban environment.

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WEATHERIZATION SKILLSHOP: Jul. 17, 9 a.m.4 p.m. Cost: $150/full-day course incl. tools, book, lunch. Location: Center for Technology, Essex, 3 Educational Dr., Essex Jct. Info: Weatherization Skillshop/ Central VT Community Action Council, Laurie Fielder, 888-514-2151, info@weath erizationskillshop.com, www.weatherization skillshop.com. Cut your energy costs and improve your home with training at a Weatherization Skillshop. Learn how to air-seal and install insulation in attics and basements; best techniques for windows and doors. DIY pilot gives you access to incentives, work with a professional auditor. Price includes handbook and tools (and lunch!).

school. Taught by Bidi Wheelwright, one of the “Top Hostesses” according to the Boston Globe. Limited to eight students. Call to register and to get driving directions to the location in Stowe.

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holistic health AYURVEDIC WORKSHOP SERIES: Cost: $125/3week series; $50/class. Location: Vermont Center for Yoga and Therapy, 364 Dorset St., Suite 204, S. Burlington. Info: 802658-9440, vtcyt.com. Intro. to Ayurveda: July 14, 5:30-7:30 p.m. Come learn the basics of Ayurveda, the medical system originating in India. Ayurveda & Nutrition, Using food as Medicine: July 21, 5:307:30 p.m. You will leave with some great recipes and an itchin’ to get cookin’. Ayurveda & Yoga: July 28, 5:30-7:30 p.m. During this workshop, we will explore the 5 elements though movement, and understand which yoga postures can be used to treat different conditions.

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martial arts AIKIDO: Special summer rates -- Join with a friend and recieve one free month of introductory Aikido classes. Location: Aikido of Champlain Valley, 257 Pine St. (across from Conant Metal and Light), Burlington. Info: 802-951-

8900, aikidovt.org. Aikido is a dynamic Japanese martial art that promotes physical and mental harmony through the use of breathing exercises, aerobic conditioning, circular movements, and pinning and throwing techniques. We also teach sword/staff arts and knife defense. Adult classes seven days a week. The Samurai Youth Program provides scholarships for children and teenagers, ages 8-18. AIKIDO: Tues.-Fri., 6-7:30 p.m.; Saturdays, 9-10 a.m.; & Sundays, 10-11:30 a.m. Visitors are always welcome. Location: Vermont Aikido, 274 N. Winooski Ave. (2nd floor), Burlington. Info: Vermont Aikido, 802-862-9785, www.vermontaikido.org. Aikido 101: Join us for a free class! “Introduction to Aikido” begins at 10 a.m., the 3rd Saturday of each month. Please bring or wear loose-fitting exercise clothing; plan to arrive 15 minutes early to register. This class is a gentle introduction to basic movement and training, open to everyone interested in learning more about Aikido. VERMONT BRAZILIAN JIUJITSU: Mon.-Fri., 6-9 p.m.,

& Sat., 10 a.m. 1st class is free. Location: Vermont Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu, 55 Leroy Rd., Williston. Info: 802-660-4072, Julio@bjj usa.com, www.bjjusa.com. Classes for men, women and children. Brazilian JiuJitsu enhances strength, flexibility, balance, coordination and cardio-respiratory fitness. Brazilian JiuJitsu training builds and helps to instill courage and self-confidence. We offer a legitimate Brazilian JiuJitsu martial arts program in a friendly, safe and positive environment. Accept no imitations. Learn from one of the world’s best, Julio “Foca” Fernandez, CBJJ and IBJJF certified 6th Degree Black Belt, Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu instructor under Carlson Gracie Sr., teaching in Vermont, born and raised in Rio de Janeiro, Brazil! A 5-time Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu National Featherweight Champion and 3-time Rio de Janeiro State Champion, Rio de Janeiro, Brazil.

massage ASIAN BODYWORK THERAPY PROGRAM: Cost: $5,000/500-hour program. Location: Elements of Healing, 21 Essex Way, Suite 109, Essex Junction. Info: Elements of Healing, Scott Moylan, 802-2888160, elementsofhealing@verizon.net, www. elementsofhealing.net. This program teaches two forms of Oriental massage, Amma and Shiatsu. We will explore Oriental medicine theory and diagnosis as well as the

body’s meridian system, acupressure points, Yin Yang and 5-Element Theory. Additionally, 100 hours of Western anatomy and physiology will be taught. Program starting September 2010. VSAC nondegree grants are available. Come join our open house on July 24. MASSAGE PRACTITIONER TRAINING: Open House: Fri., Aug. 6, 5:30-6:30. Training commences Sept. 14. Location: Touchstone Healing Arts School of Massage, 187 St. Paul St., Burlington. Info: Touchstone Healing Arts School of Massage, , 802-658-7715, touchvt@ gmail.com, touchstonehealingarts.com. Still some openings for this highly regarded program. Immerse yourself in a ninemonth, 690-hour personal growth experience that culminates with stepping into your new career as a bodywork professional. Learn all you need to know to become nationally certified and know that you have trained with the best.

meditation INTRODUCTION TO ZEN: Sat., July 24, 9:30 a.m.4:30 p.m. Cost: $55/allday workshop, lunch incl. Location: Vermont Zen Center, 480 Thomas Rd., Shelburne. Info: Vermont Zen Center, 802-985-9746, ecross@crosscontext. net, www.vzc.org. The workshop is conducted by an ordained Zen Buddhist teacher and focuses on the theory and meditation practices of Zen Buddhism. Preregistration required.

Call for more info, or register online. vermontzen. org/workshops.html. LEARN TO MEDITATE: Meditation instruction available Sunday mornings, 9 a.m.-12 p.m., or by appointment. The Shambhala Cafe meets the first Saturday of each month for meditation and discussions, 9 a.m.-12 p.m. An Open House occurs every third Wednesday evening of each month, 7-9 p.m., which includes an intro to the center, a short dharma talk and socializing. Location: Burlington Shambhala Center, 187 So. Winooski Ave., Burlington. Info: 802-658-6795, www. burlingtonshambhalactr. org. Through the practice of sitting still and following your breath as it goes out and dissolves, you are connecting with your heart. By simply letting yourself be, as you are, you develop genuine sympathy toward yourself. The Burlington Shambhala Center offers meditation as a path to discovering gentleness and wisdom. LEARN MINDFULNESS MEDITATION: Jul. 20, 7 p.m., Weekly on Tuesday. Location: Exquisite Mind Studio, 88 King St., Burlington. Info: Exquisite Mind, Arnie Kozak, 802-660-8043, drkozak@exquisitemind. com, exquisitemind.com. Learn to meditate and participate in ongoing mindfulness meditation practice community at the new Exquisite Mind Studio. Nonsectarian Buddhistbased mindfulness meditation. No-fee instructions, weekly practice sessions and monthly retreats. Free weekly introductory program. Read the blog at www.blog.beliefnet.com/ mindfulnessmatters.

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photography FLOWER PHOTOGRAPHY: Aug. 21, 9 a.m.-4 p.m. Cost: $75/7-hr. class w/ lunch break. Location: Valley Players Theater, Route 100, Waitsfield. Info: Amalia Elena Veralli, 802-4963162, amalia@madriver. com, amaliaphotography. com. Flower photography hands-on workshop including composition, techniques, lighting, exposure.

Digital SLR and tripod highly recommended. Preregistration required. If you are unsure of the requisite skills needed, contact Amalia, 802-4963162 or amalia@madriver. com. Amalia’s work can be viewed at Artisans’ Gallery and Lee-Parrish Gallery in Waitsfield, and online at www.amaliaphotography. com.

pilates ALL WELLNESS: Many package/pricing options to suit your budget. Please call for pricing details. Location: 208 Flynn Ave. (across from the antique shops, near Oakledge Park), Burlington. Info: 802-863-9900, www. allwellnessvt.com. We encourage all ages, all bodies and all abilities to discover greater ease and enjoyment in life by integrating Pilates, physical therapy, yoga and health counseling services. Come experience our welcoming atmosphere, skillful, caring instructors and light-filled studio. First mat class is free! Also, please join us for a free introduction to the reformer, the first Tuesday of every month at 7:00just call to sign up.

reiki REIKI (USUI) LEVEL 1: Cost: $175/Sat., July 17, 9:30 a.m.-5:30 p.m. Location: Rising Sun Healing Center, 35 King St., #7, Burlington. Info: Chris Hanna, 802-8811866, chris@risingsunheal ing.com, www.risingsun healing.com. Receive an attunement enabling you to use Reiki for healing and personal growth. Learn the hand positions for giving Reiki to yourself and others. Learn the history of Reiki and ethics of a Reiki practitioner. Individual classes and sessions are available. Member Vermont Reiki Association.

sculpture SOFT STONE CARVING JULY 19-23: Jul. 1923, 9 a.m.-5 p.m. Cost: $575/5-day workshop. Location: Carving Studio & Sculpture Center, 636 Marble St., W. Rutland. Info: Carving Studio &

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Sculpture Center, 802438-2097, info@carving studio.org, www.carving studio.org. Workshop for beginners to explore the wonders and colors of alabaster or other easyto-carve stones, creating an artistic sculptural expression. learn how to use basic hand tools for creative design. Use of tools and a moderate piece of stone are included in the fee. Fee: $575. Instructor: Robert Babcock.

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STand up paddleboardinG: Weekdays by appointment; Saturdays and Sundays at Oakledge Park and Beach. $30 hourlong privates and semi-privates; $20 each for groups. Location: Oakledge Park and Beach, End of Flynn Avenue, a mile south of downtown Burlington along the bike path, Burlington. Info: Paddlesurf Champlain, Jason Starr, 802-8814905, jason@paddlesurf champlain.com, www. paddlesurfchamplain. com. learn to stand Up Paddleboard with Paddlesurf champlain! Get on board for a very fun and simple new way to explore the lake and work your body head to toe. Instruction on paddlehandling and balance skills to get you moving your first time out. learn why people love this Hawaiianrooted sport the first time they try it!

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eVoluTion yoGa: Daily yoga classes for all levels from $5-$14, conveniently located in Burlington. 10-class cards and unlimited memberships available for discounted rates. Mon.-Fri. @ 4:30 p.m., class is only $5!. Location: Evolution Yoga, Burlington. Info: 802-8649642, yoga@evolutionvt. com, www.evolutionvt. com. evolution’s certified teachers are skilled with students ranging from beginner-advanced. We offer classes in Vinyasa,

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Snake STyle Tai Chi Chuan: Beginner classes Sat. mornings & Wed. evenings. Call to view a class. Location: BAO TAK FAI TAI CHI INSTITUTE, 100 Church St., Burlington. Info: 802864-7902, www.iptaichi. org. The Yang snake style is a dynamic tai chi method that mobilizes the spine while stretching and strengthening the core body muscles. Practicing this ancient martial art increases strength, flexibility, vitality, peace of mind and martial skill.

anusara-inspired, Kripalu, and Iyengar yoga. Babies/ kids classes also available! Prepare for birth and strengthen postpartum with pre/postnatal yoga, and check out our thriving massage practice. Participate in our community blog: evolutionvt.com/ evoblog. emerGinG Self: a yoGa ClaSS for Women 18-24 yrS. old: Aug. 2-18, 5:306:30 p.m., Weekly on Mon., Wed. Cost: $90/series. Location: Vermont Center for Yoga and Therapy, 364 Dorset St., Suite 204, S. Burlington. Info: 802-6589440, www.vtcyt.com. It will focus on relaxation, balance, strength and centering techniques taught through asana, pranayama and meditation. reSToraTiVe yoGa W/ emily GarreTT: July 11 & Aug. 22, 6-8 p.m. Cost: $20/session. Location: Vermont Center for Yoga and Therapy, 364 Dorset St., Suite 204, S. Burlington. Info: 802658-9440, www.vtcyt. com. Restorative Yoga is a gentle, therapeutic practice that allows the body to open at its own pace. Using props for support, we hold poses for a long time without effort or force. This allows the body to relax deeply while the mind rests. expanded awareness of your body’s unique holding patterns. yoGa CampS: July 19-23. The whole family (individuals welcome as well), 8:30-9:30 a.m. $20 per family per class or $95 per family for the week. Teens (ages 12-19), 9:45-10:45 a.m. $10 per class or $45 for the week. Location: Burlington High School, Burlington. Info: Jess, 802-355-1889, jbarnumk2@yahoo.com. In these camps you will learn the art of laughter, concentration, determination, communication and patience. You will learn by heart various yoga pose sequences and breathing techniques that you can practice in your own time. Bring a mat, water bottle and towel. Instructor: Jessica Barnum. m

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requent visitors to the Shelburne Museum have seen the vintage carousel and, quite likely, many of the circus-related objects in the museum’s sizable permanent collection. But this year’s display, prepared by associate curator Kory Rogers and including some artifacts from borrowed sources, is worth another visit. Quite simply, the exhibition, titled “Circus Day in America: 1870-1950,” deserves a superlative often applied to the big top itself: stupendous. To begin with, the horseshoe-shaped Circus Building presents a grand new entrance with 13 colorful, large-scale sideshow banners by contemporary Vermont artist Toni-Lee Sangastiano. Like the exhibit inside, these images don’t shy away from the “freaky” aspect of the old-time circus. Far from it. Sangastiano depicts a fakir, his body stuck through with swords; a scaly-skinned Gator Girl; two-headed beasts; the de rigueur bearded lady; the world-famous “Siamese” twins Chang and Eng; a mythical creature called the Hippocampus; and more. Given today’s epidemic of eating disorders, the emaciated woman called a “Hunger Artist” might be most disturbing of all. This greeting sets the tone for the sensationalist sensibility of the classic American circus; the Ringling Brothers

et al. knew how much the public liked to be creeped out, a little scared, and overloaded with sensory information. Come to think of it, that hasn’t changed. What has changed is the modern public’s reduced appetite for the exploitation of humans, as well as of animals that should be left in the jungle. And, with so many modern entertainment options, the circus just doesn’t enjoy the hegemony it once did — though one has to believe that, even now, a parade through town that included twoheaded yaks and a woman wrapped in a python would generate some curiosity. In any case, the Shelburne’s exhibit makes it easy to step back in time and not only understand the erstwhile excitement but feel, hear and even smell it. While the figures, photos and posters convey the pageantry and thrills, accompanying text on the wall helps build suspense by guiding the viewer through a typical day when the circus came to town: Muscling your way through the throngs of men, women and children lining Main Street’s sidewalks, you take your place on the curb… For those who’ve not seen it before, the first exhibit, behind glass in the building’s anteroom, lays out an entire three-ring Kirk Brothers circus in miniature. Origi-

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nally intended as a toy for maker Edgar Decker Kirk’s children, it includes some 3500 carved wooden figures no more than 6 inches tall, from tiny horse-drawn carts to aerialists to camels and zebras and bears (oh, my!) to hundreds of circus-goers in the grandstands. And there’s more. A vitrine running nearly the full length of the horseshoe hall presents hundreds of small figures: Roy Arnold’s mini circus parade — which museum founder Electra Havemeyer Webb acquired in 1959 — carved on a scale of 1 inch to 1 foot. Vermont native Arnold (1892-1976) spent a quarter-century of his life creating these charming pieces, which have meticulous detail and moveable parts. Together they represent the kind of cavalcade of wagons, performers and animals that once passed through towns to entice audiences. This preamble to the big-top show was a show in itself, beginning with a pinto-riding cowgirl holding Old Glory and ending with more than 30 elephants and a rear guard. In between come all manner of exotic creatures and dazzling humans. Vintage posters and photographs line the opposite wall — including several, dating from 1883, that were discovered behind the siding of the Harold and Gladys Degree home in Colchester in 1991 and painstakingly restored by museum conservators. A viewer interested in graphic arts will enjoy observing the progression from black-and-white broadsides to lithographs to serigraphs, not to mention the evolution of color printing and a variety of exclamatory fonts. Too, there is much for wordsmiths to admire in circus advertising, in which alliteration (“a fearless, fearful, fascinating feat”) is only surpassed by hyperbole — “the greatest show on Earth” is just the beginning. The posters along the hall suggest that golden-age circuses evolved from a 19thcentury “curiosities” variety show to more thematic spectacles, e.g., “Solomon and the Queen of Sheba” or “Columbus and the Discovery of America.” Even so, a more-isbetter aesthetic prevails throughout the 80 years this exhibit represents, which corresponds with a golden age in American industrial development. For example, in 1872, P.T. Barnum’s business partner W.C. Coup changed the way circuses traveled around the country by tailoring railroad cars to make it easier for show wagons to load and unload. His innovation resulted in expand-

ed offerings that could fill up to 100 cars. At the Shelburne, Rogers employs more contemporary technology to embellish the sensory experience of the circus. In the section labeled “Midway,” he offers visitors whiffs of half a dozen realistic smells — including popcorn, cotton candy and sawdust — selected from the Demeter Fragrance Library. And near a colorful display of souvenirs, he’s installed a recording of a circus barker relentlessly imploring visitors to part with their money: Don’t just buy one — buy two, buy three, buy five… While the wild beasts and daredevil acts of the classic circus were no doubt thrilling, what may stay with visitors long after leaving the Shelburne exhibit are the

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images of so-called “Peerless Prodigies of Physical Phenomena,” or sideshow freaks. The variously abnormal humans who offered themselves up to the stares of circusgoers, beginning in 1871, became celebrities and also posed for portraits. Those represented here include the 25-inch-tall Tom Thumb; Laloo, a man born with his twin brother protruding from his chest; the above-mentioned conjoined twins Chang and Eng; diminutive Cassie and Victoria Foster, the Fairy Sisters; and the Wonderful Albino Family — a mid-19thcentury trio whose voluminous manes are just, well, freaking weird. The international renown of “General” Tom Thumb, courtesy of P.T. Barnum, is but one example of how such unusual individuals could actually make a living with the circus — an opportunity now long gone (except, perhaps, on reality shows). Then again, modern medicine seems to have ensured that many such “peerless” persons — like the circus of yesteryear — no longer exist.  PA M EL A P O L S T O N “Circus Day in America: 1870-1950,” Shelburne Museum. Through October 24.

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cAll to Artists 2010 south enD Art hoP! Artists in all media are encouraged to register for the 18th annual Art Hop. Deadline to ensure inclusion in the program guide: July 23. Info, 859-9222, www.seaba.com. cAll For entries: PHOTOSTOP Gallery announces a call for entries for its first juried show, “All Aboard! Riding the Rails.” Submission deadline: July 15. Info, www. photostopvt.com. FAhc seeKing submissions: Fletcher Allen’s Development Office and Artwork Committee is seeking artwork for our 2011 calendar. Each year this calendar features artwork from Vermont artists and is distributed throughout Fletcher Allen and to other associated groups. All 2-D media will be considered. Submissions can be abstract works, and can include photographs of 3-D works. Seasonal artwork encouraged. Deadline for submissions: July 30. For submission info, contact Laura at laura.simmers@vtmednet. org, or call 847-0075. cAtAmount PhysicAl therAPy is looking for local artwork (must be appropriate for all ages) to hang/sell in the Burlington office. Contact Chad at chad@cata mountpt.com or call 497-0736.

Art on mAin exhibitor Jury: Bristol nonprofit gallery seeks new exhibitors in variety of media; very limited space for 2-D. Jury August 7, 10 a.m.-2 p.m. Details and application at www.artonmain.net/ forms.html.

beth robinson: The Burlington artist is working on her “strange dolls” in mixed media for her eight-week residency in the fourth-floor gallery space, and welcomes visitors. Saturday, July 17, 11 a.m.-4 p.m., Firehouse Center for the Visual Arts, Burlington. Info, 865-7166.

seeKing FunctionAl Artists: The Block Gallery in Winooski is seeking high-quality, local, functional artisan work to add to our core of artworks. Email loraleh@comcast.net or stop by to set up an appointment.

bcA Art mArKet: Local artists and crafters sell their wares at this Burlington City Arts-sponsored open-air bazaar every weekend, weather permitting. Saturday, July 17, 9 a.m.-2:30 p.m., Burlington City Hall Park. Info, 865-7166.

2010 DecorAtiVe outDoor benchmAKing contest: $500 prize for winning bench. Decorative: found, built, purchased, painted and/or enhanced. Outdoor: durable in the rain and snow. Bench: a chair for two or more people. Artist: any person who submits a bench by September 1 at 6 p.m. to Nutty Steph’s Chocolate Bar in Middlesex. Exit 9 off I-89.

shelburne Artists’ mArKet: Local artists and artisans show and sell their wares, including paintings, photography, handmade clothing, prints, jewelry and more. Saturday, July 17, 10 a.m.-2 p.m., Shelburne Art Center. Info, 985-3648.

tAlKs & eVents JAmes KAngoroti: The Nairobi artist is creating new work in stone and wood as part of the Kenya Artist in Residence program. Through July 27 at Carving Studio and Sculpture Center in West Rutland. The artist discusses his work in presentations in the CSSC main building: Wednesday, July 14 and Wednesday, July 21, 7-8:30 p.m. Info, 438-2097. tour Des Arts: This weeklong annual studio tour features

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‘Art oF Action Absolute Auction’: The 32 pieces by 10 Vermont artists in this touring exhibit, a collaboration of the Vermont Arts Council and philanthropist Lyman Orton, are auctioned to the highest bidders. Proceeds will help seed future commissions for Vermont artists. Bidders’ preview at 5 p.m. Saturday, July 17, 7-10 p.m., Union Station, Burlington. Info, 828-5423. ‘A centenniAl celebrAtion: the Art oF FrAncis colburn AnD ronAlD slAyton’: In honor of the 100th anniversary of their births, the museum honors two of Vermont’s finest painters and lifelong friends with an exhibit of

A retrosPectiVe From the collection’: More than 30 rarely seen oils, watercolors and drypoints; ‘gooD Fences: Vermont stone wAlls’: An outdoor exhibit exploring the medium’s history, variety and materials; and ‘wArren Kimble’s AmericA’: Favorite works from the country’s bestknown contemporary folk artist. Through October 24 at Shelburne Museum. Info, 985-3346. ‘Ansel ADAms AnD eDwArD burtynsKy: constructeD lAnDscAPes’: The centerpiece exhibit of the season features more than 60 images by the renowned photographer of the American wilderness and the contemporary Canadian photographer who focuses on human impact in the natural world. Through October 24 at Shelburne Museum. Info, 985-3346.

chArles PAPillo: “Things You Wanted to Make Real,” an installation of found and created objects based on the idea of open-ended storytelling and exploring the artist’s personal philosophy of “life as art.” Through August 13 at Jager DiPaola Kemp Design in Burlington. Info, 864-5884.

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lAurA heiJn: “Mind of Winter,” landscape paintings by the local artist. Through September 5 at Winding Brook Bistro in Johnson. Reception: Wednesday, July 14, 4-6 p.m. Info, 730-6191.

tAylor APostol & eVAn morse: 30 Church St., Burlington, 658-6452 “Intercourse,” recent sculptures. Store Hours: Sun 10am–6pm, On view weekends or by appointMon–Sat 9am–9pm ment. July 16 through August 15 www.applemountain.net at Carving Studio and Sculpture Center in West Rutland. Reception: Friday, July 16, 5-7 p.m. Info, 438-2097. 12v-AppleMtn071410.indd 1

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JuDith unger murPhy & Kim DArling: “Woman,” Metalworking ★ Delightful Home Accessories ★ sculptural vessels and projected videos, respectively. Through July 31 at Catamount Arts Center in St. Johnsbury. Reception: Friday, July 16, 5-7 p.m. Info, 748-2600. robert wAlDo brunelle Jr.: “Every Kid’s a Winner!” paintings, cartoons and kinetic sculptures by the local artist. July 18 through August 28 at Visions of Vermont in Jeffersonville. Reception: Sunday, July 18, 3-5 p.m. Info, 644-8183. the PAleteers: Members of the central Vermont art club put on a summer art show and sale for Barre Heritage Days. July 22 through 29 at Aldrich Public Library in Barre. Reception: Wednesday, July 21, 5:30-7:30 p.m. Thursday, July 22, 10 a.m. - 6 p.m., Friday, July 23, noon - 6 p.m., and Saturday, July 24, 8 a.m. - 3:30 p.m. Info, 262-6400.

corin hewitt: “The Grey Flame and the Brown Light,” a multimedia exhibit by the Burlington-born artist, employing sculpture, video and elements of the Vermont landscape to explore the origins of experience and questions of nativity and the artistic process. On Fridays and Saturdays throughout July, the artist will be in the gallery working inside a small-scale reproduction of a community auditorium stage. Through September 4 at Firehouse Gallery in Burlington. Info, 865-7165.

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corliss blAKely: “Visions of Nature,” floral and still life paintings created on the artist’s iPhone and iPad. On view Saturdays and during First Friday art walks. Through September 25 at Amy E. Tarrant 270 Pine Gallery, Flynn Center in Burlington. Info, 652-4505. DJ bArry: “Alien World,” the largest painting around town that depicts alien life wandering in an alien world. Through July 31 at Blue Cat Cafe & Wine Bar in Burlington. Info, 461-5814. DArshAnA bolt: Figurative paintings by the Burlington artist. Through July 31 at North End Studio in Burlington. Info, 863-6713.

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cAsey blAnchArD: Monoprints by the Shelburne artist, Gates 1 & 2, second floor. Through August 15 at Burlington Airport in South Burlington. Info, 985-3037.

more than 50 paintings, drawings, watercolors and prints, as well as audio recordings and poetry. Through August 29 at Fleming Museum, UVM, in Burlington. Talk: A lunchtime conversation about the art of the two painters with Adriane Colburn, Tom Slayton and museum curator Aimee Marcereau DeGalan. Wednesday, July 21, 12:15-1:30 p.m. Info, 656-0750.

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‘Alzheimer’s: Forgetting Piece by Piece’: An exhibit of 52 contemporary quilted works that offer poignant tribute to victims of the disease, organized by the Alzheimer’s Art Quilt Initiative; and audio recordings of stories from elders, in conjunction with Vermont Public Radio and The StoryCorps Memory Loss Initiative. Also, ‘circus DAy in AmericA’: A multimedia exhibit celebrating the art and experience of the American circus, circa 1870-1950; ‘JAy hAll connAwAy: A restless nAture’: A retrospective of the 20th-century New England landscape painter; ‘All FireD uP: six cerAmic Artists From Vermont’: Unique artist-designed installations by a half-dozen of the region’s finest ceramicists; ‘embellishments: the Art oF the crAzy Quilt’: Extraordinary examples from the permanent collection that have never been publicly exhibited; ‘uPon A PAinteD oceAn: AmericAn mArine PAintings’: Fine works from the permanent collection; ‘tAlly-ho! the Art AnD culture oF the Fox hunt’: Artwork, film footage and artifacts from the heyday of the sport in America; ‘the Art oF ogDen Pleissner:

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solo AnD outDoor sculPture exhibition: The Southern Vermont Arts Center is accepting applications for next season’s summer and winter solo and outdoor sculpture exhibitions. Open to all artists who work in painting in any medium, mixed media, photography and indoor/outdoor sculpture. Runs June 2011 - March 2012. Deadline for entries is July 31. For complete submission information, procedure and entry forms, visit www.svac.org or contact Jocelyn Grayson at jgrayson@svac.org.

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n the 1970s, when I was just a kid, my father took me to the county fair every year to see the sideshow. We didn’t ride the roller coasters, nor did we play games at the midway or get pink cotton candy. We went straight to the freaks. I remember standing on a stool to get a better glimpse of “the fattest man in the world” through a glass window. His 1000-pound body was sprawled sideways on an enormous round bed. His gaze was fixed on “Welcome Back, Kotter” on television. The outer edges of his tummy appeared singed, as if they had been burned. I looked up at my father for answers to questions I couldn’t quite articulate. What is going on? Why are we looking at him? Is that going to happen to me? My father just stared, too. We walked home hand in hand, downcast. I wished the Fat Man could come live with us. He might be happier, and I might get to watch more television if he was lying around our house. Ever since then, human curiosities have left me, well, curious. And a recent visit to the Shelburne Museum’s “Circus Day in America” show stirred my passions anew for the unique individuals whom P.T. Barnum advertised as “truthful, moral and instructive.” Today, we’re not likely to run across such abnormalities as four-legged girls, but profound physical deformities certainly still exist, and I am freakishly drawn to them. I can’t explain this predilection, except by saying that I find those who suffer genetic mutations also have something so many others lack: backbone. I sometimes watch “My Shocking Story” on the Discovery Channel and am moved by tales of people such as the “Octopus Man,” who decided to keep the parasitic twin protruding from his stomach instead of agreeing to separation. Rudy Santos supported his entire extended family in the ’70s and ’80s by showing the arms and legs at his midsection, but he has lived in poverty and seclusion ever since sideshow acts went out of fashion. And even though the “twin” might eventually kill him — by putting extra strain on his aging internal organs — Rudy had only one thing to say to the medical team before returning

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intact to his rural Filipino home: “He’s my brother.” The plight of Octopus Man does not make me feel better about my own life. Rather, it makes me want to be a better person. Famed freak photographer Diane Arbus said her subjects made her “feel a mixture of shame and awe.” She further elucidated that most people “go through life dreading they’ll have a traumatic experience. Freaks were born with their trauma. They’ve already passed their test in life. They’re aristocrats.” While most of us live in fear, freaks must dwell in courage. I recently read a book called Double Take whose author, Kevin Michael Connolly, was born without legs. He traveled around the world taking photos of people staring at him on his skateboard. This gutsy young guy collected 33,000 images of what people look like the minute they spot him. Everyone pictured looks pretty “freaked out.” When the sideshow was in its heyday at the turn of the last century, people poured out of their homes to see the “Peerless Prodigies of Physical Phenomena” that were advertised

around town for weeks before the arrival of the circus. The hyperbole, vernacular and artistry of those posters were as wondrous as the sideshow itself. By the time the circus parade showed up, all the residents were ready to leave behind their drab existence for a glimpse of something greater — or smaller, hairier or fatter — than themselves. “Circus Day in America” includes a spectacular array of original sideshow posters and prints. According to the exhibit’s curator, Kory Rogers, these lusus naturae, or freaks of nature, were a very serious business. The sideshow, named for its location next to the main tent, was one of the most popular and profitable forms of American entertainment between 1870 and 1910. “At great expense, talent scouts searched the farthest reaches of the Earth to find the most outrageous oddities, paying the otherwise unemployable performers some of the highest salaries in show business at the time,” explains Rogers. One of the most twisted tales to come out of the early freakshow era,

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he says, is the heartwrenching story of “Millie-Christine: The Two-Headed Nightingale,” whose portrait and poster are included in the Shelburne exhibit. Millie-Christine were fully formed twins joined at the sacrum — not one girl with two heads, as advertised. When asked about their togetherness versus individuality, the single ladies reportedly said, “We have but one heart, one feeling in common, one desire, one purpose.” Far more complicated was their history: Millie and Christine were born into slavery, then kidnapped for their market value, only to be returned to their original owners, who turned around and sold them again. Not that it’s any consolation, but they were paid well for their woes. At the zenith of their “career,” explains Rogers, “Millie-Christine earned $25,000 for their engagement with the Batcheller & Doris Great Inter-Ocean Museum, Menagerie and Circus.” Sideshow audiences were as much of two minds as Millie-Christine about what they saw. Yes, freaks distracted folks from their own troubles. Yet they also inspired admiration. When 2-foot-tall Tom Thumb — the biggest attraction at Barnum’s American Museum in New York and hugely popular on the European circuit — married Lilliputian Queen Mercy Lavinia Warren in 1863, the wedding generated international enthusiasm. The guest list exceeded 2000 people. President Lincoln — who himself was giantlike, perhaps due to a genetic condition called Marfan syndrome — and his wife were unable to attend the ceremony but later hosted the couple at the White House. One hundred years later, people were having second thoughts about sideshows. Eventually, displaying human curiosities for fun and profit was considered inhumane. Some states banned sideshows altogether. Vermont decided to charge steeply for the privilege of freak promotion. The profit margin slipped dramatically by the 1980s, when people basically stopped showing up for the sideshow. When the curtain came down for good, surviving freaks retired to Gibsontown, Fla., and collected unemployment. I miss their presence — reminders of the tremendous courage it takes to be an independent force in the universe. m

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Dick Brunelle: New contemporary abstract paintings in watercolor and acrylic. Through July 30 at Barnes & Noble in South Burlington. Info, 864-0989. essex Art leAgue: “Artist’s Choice,” a selection of works by members of the arts group. Through August 31 at Phoenix Books in Essex. Info, 862-3014. gerArD W. rinAlDi: “Homage to Giorgio,” an exhibit by the Chelsea artist inspired by the still lifes of Giorgio Morandi. Through August 13 at McCarthy Arts Center Gallery, St. Michael’s College in Colchester. Info, 685-3321. guilD of Vermont furniture mAkers: “A Step Beyond: Collaboration and Innovation,” wood works created by guild members with other Vermont craft artists and incorporating materials such as forged steel, mica, stained glass and LED lighting. Through July 18 at Firehouse Center for the Visual Arts in Burlington. Info, 728-9399. JeAn cArlson mAsseAu: “Lake, Land, Light,” large giclée color photographs printed on watercolor paper, featuring images of the light on Lake Champlain and the surrounding valley. Through August 31 at Shelburne Vineyard. Info, 985-8222. JessicA shAnAhAn: “Tarot: A New Translation,” artworks mounted on board and laminated to resemble giant cards. Through July 31 at Red Square in Burlington. Info, 318-2438. kAthArine montstreAm: New “Church Street Looking North” prints and Flashbags, as well as new Adirondack paintings. Through July 31 at Montstream Studio in Burlington. Info, 862-8752. keVyn cunDiff: Stained-glass pieces by the Burlington artist, in the Main Reading Room. Through August 31 at Fletcher Free Library in Burlington. Info, 865-7211. mAry e. Johnson & DAn higgins: “Community,” silver-gelatin, black-and-white photographs of the people in the artist’s life; and “The Changing Face of Winooski,” silver-gelatin and color prints of the people and places of the city since 1969, respectively. Through August 26 at Community College of Vermont in Winooski. Info, 654-0513. michAel egAn & cArol stenBerg: Glass works and photographs, respectively. Through July 31 at Salaam in Burlington. Info, 658-8822.

‘montAge: the 18th AnnuAl summer group shoW’: Sixteen of Vermont’s finest artists exhibit works in a variety of media. Through August 10 at Furchgott Sourdiffe Gallery in Shelburne. Info, 985-3848.

‘people & portrAits’: A diverse selection of paintings, photography and sculpture featuring people and faces, by customers and staff. Through July 31 at Artists’ Mediums in Williston. Info, 879-1236.

‘picture yourself: the photoBooth in AmericA, 1926-2010’: A selection of American photobooth photographs and equipment collected by Burlington artist and photo historian Nakki Goranin. Through September 1 at Fleming Museum, UVM, in Burlington. Info, 656-0750.

sAm k.: Photographically based digital prints and montages. Through August 30 at Speeder & Earl’s (Pine Street) in Burlington. Info, 793-8482. steVe hogAn: “Hogie Goes Bananas,” cartoony, “low-brow” art inspired by popular culture and animation. Through August 31 at VCAM Studio in Burlington. Info, 793-8482.

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‘storieD oBJects: trAcing Women’s liVes 16t-Sovernet063010.indd 1 in Vermont’: Artifacts from the museum’s permanent collection, along with oral and written narratives of Vermont women from the Vermont Folklife Center and UVM’s Special Collections, offer a glimpse into Vermont life from the 19th century onward. Through September 3 at Fleming Museum, UVM, in Burlington. Info, 656-0750.

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susAn rABer BrAy: “By Land and Air,” clay bird and goat forms by the Vermont artist. Through July 31 at Frog Hollow in Burlington. Info, 863-6458. ‘the Art of Action’ finAl exhiBit: The collection of paintings in the two-year touring show, a collaboration of the Vermont Arts Council and philanthropist Lyman Orton, is shown to the public one last time before going to auction bidders and other recipients. Through July 17 at Union Station in Burlington. Info, 828-5423. ‘the Art of netWorking’: A group show of works by Vermont artists adorn the hallways. Through July 17 at S.P.A.C.E. Gallery in Burlington. Info, 578-2512.

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rAymonD mccArthy Bergeron: High dynamic range photography, which captures greater luminance and more saturated color, and traditional photography with a focus on landscape and abstract organics. Through July 31 at The Block Gallery in Winooski. Info, 373-5150.

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AndreA Greitzer & rob StronG: “in.side/ out.side,” photographs that explore the areas of museums that surround art; and parking lots, industrial façades and metal structures along America’s highways, respectively. Through July 30 at PHOTOSTOP in White River Junction. Info, 698-0320. Annette LorrAine: “Mixing It Up,” watercolors by the land conservationist. Through July 31 at Governor’s Office Gallery in Montpelier. Info, 828-0749. CAtherine hALL & AxeL StohLberG: Playful new work in mixed-media doll heads and houselike wood sculptures. Through July 18 at T.W. Wood Gallery in Montpelier. Info, 828-8743. ‘CoSmiC CAnvAS’: Paintings by Vermont artists Missy Storrow, Linda Maney and Robin LaHue. Through July 31 at The Green Bean Art Gallery at Capitol Grounds in Montpelier. Info, artwhirled23@ yahoo.com.

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denniS murphy: “Less Is Enough,” new explorations in oil pastels and digitally enhanced photography by the local artist, musician and gamelan maker. Through August 1 at Blinking Light Gallery in Plainfield. Info, 454-0141. ‘FACe to FACe: An exhibit oF portrAiture From the univerSity CoLLeCtion’: Portraits spanning Chinese ancestral paintings to the 19th century; also a large-scale landscape, “Old Man of the Mountain” by Samuel Lancaster Jerry. Through August 1 at Sullivan Museum & History Center, Norwich University in Northfield. Info, 485-2448. henry Steiner: “Around the World in 80 Years,” photographs by the part-time local resident. Through September 6 at Tunbridge Public Library. Info, 889-9404. ‘momentA iv’: The fourth annual group print show was juried by art dealer Cynthia Reeves. Through July 31 at Two Rivers Printmaking Studio in White River Junction. Info, 295-5901. ‘one SinGLe CAtAStrophe’: A cheap-art show by Daniel McNamara of Bread and Puppet Theater addressing circumstances in Haiti, Palestine and Afghanistan, along with “totally unrelated cheapart mysteries and revelations.” Through August 31 at Plainfield Community Center. Info, 525-4515. peter mACdonALd: “Images Past and Present,” acrylic paintings. Through July 31 at The Shoe Horn in Montpelier. Info, 223-5454. rAy brown: New in geometric-inspired paintings by the local artist. Through August 30 at Supreme Court Lobby in Montpelier. Info, 828-0749. t. wendeLken: “Midsummer Mysteries,” foundobject assemblages, mixed media and acrylic paintings. Through August 7 at Kellogg-Hubbard Library in Montpelier. Info, 223-3338. virGiniA webb & GeorGe LAwrenCe: Large oil landscapes, still lifes and portraits; and miniatures, watercolor and acrylic landscapes and abstracts, and matchbook paintings, respectively. Through August 29 at Chandler Gallery in Randolph. Info, 431-0204.

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‘A deep Look At A SmALL town: mArLboro, vt’: Documentary photos and recordings by Forrest Holzapfel, who interviewed 200 of his fellow townsfolk in 1999. Through September 6 at Vermont Folklife Center in Middlebury. Info, 388-4964. brAndon ArtiStS’ GuiLd: Guild members bring back some of the public-art items, from pigs to stars, shown in community exhibitions in previous years for a show that illustrates how art can revitalize a town. The show is among the Vermont Crafts Council’s statewide “State of Craft” series. Through July 18 at Brandon Town Hall. Info, 247-5343.

CAmeron SChmitz: Abstracted prints by the Vermont artist, who is donating 30 percent of sales to the Willowell Foundation and Bristol Friends of the Arts. Through August 22 at Inn at Baldwin Creek & Mary’s Restaurant in Bristol. Info, 453-2432. ‘CeLebrity’: Paintings, prints and photographs from the permanent collection that convey the idea and presentation of being famous. Through August 15 at Middlebury College Museum of Art. Info, 443-5007. CeLeSte ForCier & edwArd LoeddinG: “The Jackson Gallery in Bloom,” floral images in largeformat pigment prints, and watercolor and rice paper appliqué, respectively. Through July 25 at Jackson Gallery, Town Hall Theater in Middlebury. Info, 382-9222. hAnnAh SeSSionS & StACey StAnhope: “Got Your Goat,” paintings and clay works, respectively, that reflect farm life. Through August 31 at Brandon Artists’ Guild. Info, 247-4956. ‘into their own’: An exhibit of works by 19 Middlebury College alumni-artists including Woody Jackson, Timothy Clark, Fred Danforth, Ann Cady and others. Through July 18 at Edgewater Gallery in Middlebury. Info, 458-0098. kLArA CALitri: “The Enchanted Garden,” paintings, monotypes, sculptures and ceramics by the Vermont artist. Through August 7 at The Art House in Middlebury. Info, 458-0464. LiSA kippen: “Currently Working,” drawings that investigate natural patterns, from those in the streambed near the Tunbridge artist’s house to the larger patterns left by glacial varves. Through August 10 at The Brick Box Gallery, Paramount Theatre in Rutland. Info, 235-2734. LizA myerS: “Starry Night Sunflower Moonlit Vista,” a 4-by-16-foot mural hanging on the outside of the gallery as part of the Brandon Artists Guild Sunflower Power summer exhibit. Through August 30 at Liza Myers Gallery in Brandon. Info, 247-5229. LynA Lou nordStrom & robert Compton: “Emerging Textures,” monoprints and pottery, respectively. Through August 15 at Art on Main in Bristol. Info, 453-4032. mArion GuiLd: “Dusty Drawings and Doodles,” pencil drawings spanning 70 years by the 93-yearold Vermont native, whose first art job was with the WPA Federal Art Project in Burlington. Through July 30 at Charlotte Senior Center. Info, 425-6345. Summer Group Show: Karla Van Vliet, Karin Gottshall, Paige Ackerson, Kit Donnelly and other local artists present their works in a variety of media. Open Saturdays or by appointment only. Through October 1 at The Gallery at 85 North Street in Bristol. Info, 453-5813. Summer memberS’ exhibit: Paintings and photographs by Don Haynes, Jonathan Taylor, Romy Scheroder and Joseph Rizzi. Through August 8 at Chaffee Art Center in Rutland. Info, 775-0356. ‘the nAture oF wood’: An exhibit of locally crafted furniture by Vermont woodworkers, 1790 to the present. Through October 23 at Sheldon Museum in Middlebury. Info, 388-2117.

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AnneLein beukenkAmp: “Flourish,” floral watercolors by the Burlington painter. Through August 22 at Green Mountain Fine Art Gallery in Stowe. Info, 253-1818. burton kopeLow: The Los Angeles-based artist shows a sampling of his stylized, whimsical figurative paintings. Through July 18 at Hangman Framing & Art Gallery in Hardwick. Info, 310-5318. debi Gobin & hoLLy SierrA: “Spirited Nature,” paintings and prints that celebrate nature. Through August 8 at The Art Gallery in Stowe. Info, 253-6007. diAne meSSinGer: Recent self-portrait paintings by the Cape Cod artist that explore the unconscious, interior landscape. Through August 14 at Helen Day Art Center in Stowe. Info, 253-8358.

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lois Eby & JuditH WrEnd: “Energy in Space,” abstract, jazz- and Asian-inspired paintings; and colorful metal sculptures, respectively. Through August 15 at West Branch Gallery and Sculpture Park in Stowe. Info, 253-8943. nEW artist ExHibit: An exhibit with newcomers to the gallery, Lisa Morrison, sculpted tree paintings; Daniel Pattullo, paintings of Vermont scenes; Corliss Blakely and Clair Dunn, paintings and photography, respectively, made using iPhone technology. Returning artists Meta Strick and Kimberlee Forney add idiosyncratic paintings to the mix. Through July 31 at Staart Gallery in St. Albans. Info, 524-5700.

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Vermont artists in this first-of-its-kind exhibit have been touring the state for 10 months. Now, you could take one – or more — home. A live “Absolute Auction” takes place this Saturday, July 17, at Union Station in Burlington, where the works have been on view since July 1. The project, a collaboration between the Vermont Arts Council and philanthropist Lyman Orton, commissioned artists to create works interpreting the social, cultural and political issues germane to the future of Vermont. More info at

patricia dE GorGoza: “Chronicles in Wood and Stone,” sculptures by the Woodbury-based artist; and Michael Lew Smith: “Accidental Abstracts,” photographic studies from the boneyard. Open Sundays or by appointment. Through July 15 at White Water Gallery in East Hardwick. Info, 563-2037. ‘rEmEmbrancE: a mEmorial’: A collective, collaborative touring art project that, so far, comprises nearly 5000 abstract, figurative sculptures created from tea bags and representing fallen soldiers in the Iraq and Afghanistan wars. The project is ongoing and is open to new participants. Donations of materials are welcome. Through September 6 at Memphremagog Arts Collaborative in Newport. Info, 505-1265.

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Habitat for artists collEctivE: “Recycling the Studio,” an exhibition of small structures by artists involved in the HFA project over the past three years. Local artists will work in two of the “habitats” during the exhibit, making their artistic process visible to the public. Through August 14 at Helen Day Art Center in Stowe. Info, 253-8358.

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lois Eby: The Vermont abstract painter shows her works in conjunction with the Montreal Jazz Festival. Through July 24 at Galerie Maison Kasini in Montreal. Info, 514-448-4723.

‘WE Want milEs: milEs davis vs. Jazz’: The first major North American multimedia retrospective dedicated to the legendary jazz trumpeter and composer (1926-91) features images and sound. Through August 29 at Montreal Museum of Fine Arts in Montreal. Info, 514-285-2000. m

Ami Simms, founder of The Alzheimer’s Art Quilt Initiative, speaks and leads a tour of Alzheimer’s: Forgetting Piece by Piece. 6:30-8 p.m., July 29. Registration required, rcompagna@shelburnemuseum.org. Sunsets at Shelburne Museum, Thursday evenings through August 12. Upcoming programs, 5-7:30 p.m: Build-o-rama. From Legos to sand-castles, a hands-on building event, July 15. Circus Social. Tour Circus Day in America with Curator Kory Rogers, July 22. From Mother Goose to Dr. Seuss. Stories, songs and games, Aug. 5. Mini Golf Mania. Tee off and celebrate the end of summer, Aug. 12. SPONSORED

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‘madE in HollyWood: pHotoGrapHs from tHE JoHn kobal foundation’: Nearly 100 vintage prints by Tinsel Town studio photographers of legends such as Elizabeth Taylor, Marilyn Monroe, Rita Hayworth and others. Through September 12 at Hood Museum, Dartmouth College in Hanover. Info, 603-646-2426.

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‘statE of craft’: An exhibit of works in various media by Vermont’s master crafters in the studio craft movement, 1960-2010. Through October 31 at Bennington Museum. Info, 447-1571.

‘land and liGHt’: One hundred juried landscape paintings by 80 artists; and Nancy Stone: “One Woman Show,” watercolors, prints and mixed media by the Vermont artist. Through September 12 at Bryan Memorial Gallery in Jeffersonville. Info, 644-5100.

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GEorGE sEllEck: “Forbidden Fruit,” oil and acrylic paintings of fruits and vegetables as seductively aesthetic objects. Through July 19 at Claire’s Restaurant & Bar in Hardwick. Info, 472-7053.

JEnnifEr HErsEy clEvEland: “Flower Porn,” macro photographs of flowers and insects in suggestive poses by the Barton artist. Through July 31 at Hangman Framing & Art Gallery in Hardwick. Info, 754-9474.

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‘triloGy: tHrEE friEnds, tHrEE yEars, tHrEE pErspEctivEs in monotypE’: Unique hand-pulled prints by Vermont artists Jane Morgan, Dorothy Martinez and Carol Boucher. July 15 through August 15 at Emile A. Gruppe Gallery in Jericho. Info, 899-3211.

‘ExposEd! 2010’: UVM sculpture professor Meg McDevitt curates the annual outdoor sculpture exhibit featuring the works of 19 local artists, as well as three international artists, on view from the gallery grounds to sites around town. Through October 31 at Helen Day Art Center in Stowe. Info, 253-8358.

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JosEpH cHircHirillo: “Wind and Water,” kinetic sculptures. Through September 12; svac fEaturEd artists: Works in a variety of media by Vermont and regional artists, including painter Gail Boyajian, potter Marion Waldo McChesney and six others. Through July 20; stanlEy trEtick: “Bobby, Martin and John: Once Upon an American Dream,” 156 photographs of three 1960s leaders, Robert and John F. Kennedy and Martin Luther King Jr., from the archives of the former LOOK magazine photographer. Through September 12; all at Southern Vermont Arts Center in Manchester. Info, 362-1405.

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B-movie with brains, the fifth film featuring our freakily mandibled friends is by far the best. This is a pleasant surprise, though hardly a shock, given that Quentin Tarantino cohort Robert Rodriguez is behind it. A while back, the Austin filmmaker was commissioned to write a screenplay in an effort to jump-start the franchise, but the picture never got made. Now, acting in the role of producer, he’s hired writers Alex Litvak and Michael Finch to tweak his script and action maestro Nimrod (Kontroll) Antal to direct. The result is a shot of deliriously dumb summer fun. And I mean that in the most complimentary way. How many sci-fi action sequels star an Oscar winner? Adrien Brody is cast against type in what is essentially the part Arnold Schwarzenegger played in the 1987 original, and you’ve got to admit that in itself is pretty trippy. Brody is some sort of badass black-ops mercenary who, as the movie opens, awakes to find himself in midair plummeting toward a vast jungle. He has no clue how he came to be there, where he got the parachute or why he’s armed to the teeth. Once on the ground, he discovers he’s not the only badass to have dropped in without any memory of making travel plans. Equally

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baffled and, for the most part, just as heavily armed are a Mexican cartel hitman, an African death-squad member, an American serial killer, a Japanese yakuza, a Chechen thug and an Israeli markswoman played by Alice Braga. Topher Grace is the only non-badass. He’s a doctor and, though his background is never detailed, by the logic of the film I think we can assume he is a very, very bad one. Just as Spielberg built suspense by not introducing the shark until well into Jaws, so Antal devotes the movie’s first half-hour to establishing the group’s dynamic and allowing them time to discern the nature of their dilemma. Brody’s the alpha male; Grace is not to be trusted; Braga is steely, competent and all business, but you never doubt for a second she’ll eventually hook up with you-know-who; and the rest are just there for the body count. Soon enough, they realize they’re not on Earth but on a planet light-years away. And that’s not the worst of it. The real problem is that the planet is one big game preserve, and they’re the game. Though there are only a handful of the alien hunters (it’s evidently a very exclusive facility), they have no trouble working their way through their human prey. The ability to become invisible tends to provide a sig-

nificant advantage in this type of situation. Much dark humor is interspersed with the mayhem and gore, rest assured, and this was a wise move. Without good writers, these creatures can prove giant bores, as the last two sequels made clear. POV thermal imaging, when you get right down to it, isn’t a lot more exciting than poor cable reception. But Predators nimbly shifts between expertly staged action sequences and comic relief. I loved, for example, the warped scene in which Walton Goggins as the serial killer wistfully opines that, if he ever makes it home, he’s going to do a shitload of coke and go on a raping spree. Except for a gabby stretch in the middle, when Laurence Fishburne pops up as a Brando-Kurtz headcase who’s been hiding in

GAME FACE Brody leads a motley crew in a fight for survival on a faraway planet.

the jungle too long, the director keeps things moving, and the writers keep things interesting. We never do find out who handpicked the hunted and why they had to be badasses, but something tells me that’s not going to keep anybody up at night. This is pure popcorn movie-making, and sometimes — especially in the summer — nothing hits the spot half as well. RICK KISONAK

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or a movie that is primarily designed to help families enjoy a little air-conditioned silliness together, Despicable Me is fine. The night I saw it, the giggles and awws of kids from about 7 to 12 indicated the latest 3-D computer-animated flick was reaching its target audience with a vengeance. How could it not? The movie features a crew of wee PacMan-yellow, pencil-erasershaped creatures with googly eyes who speak in nonsensical burbles. They’re the minions of hero/supervillain Gru (voiced by Steve Carell), and they will remind adult viewers very strongly of Beaker from the Muppets, just as Gru himself might remind them of Danny DeVito playing the Penguin in Tim Burton’s Batman Returns. But to younger viewers, the minions are probably just irresistibly cute. So is the tiny orphan with the eyes of a puppy in a velvet painting (voiced by Elsie Fisher) who, with her two sisters, comes into Gru’s life and ends up melting his heart. Talk about a kid’s favorite plot twist: A child’s love can reform even a supervillain set on world domination! That sticky aspect aside, Despicable Me has a bright and sunny, ’60s pop-art aesthetic that’s fun to look at. Directed by two former animators, Pierre Coffin and Chris Renaud

(who also voice the minions), it makes good use of the layered 3-D illusion with many “aerial” shots and an exciting POV ride on a roller coaster. If you’ve ever wondered what you’d see if the director didn’t “cut away” just as an approaching 3-D object seems ready to poke you in the eye, stay for the credits. Those throwaway bits at the end offer more cheeky surprises than the movie itself, which is largely boilerplate. Gru seems to have been conceived as a cross between a Bond villain, a comic-book nemesis and Michael Scott indulging in one of his flights of fancy. (Carell uses a generic Boris-andNatasha-like accent throughout.) He has a harpie mother who warped him (Julie Andrews) and a mad-scientist henchman (Russell Brand) whose running gag consists of being half deaf. We learn that, like everyone else, supervillains are struggling to adapt to the new economy. Eager to reestablish his relevance by capturing the moon, Gru finds himself competing with a lisping young upstart named Vector (Jason Segel) who bears a remarkable resemblance to Christopher Mintz-Plasse’s übernerd superhero in Kick-Ass. The likeness is worth pointing out because the live-action, R-rated Kick-Ass bombed at the box office. Internet arbiter

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Box Office Mojo took this as an indication that the movie-going public doesn’t get superhero comedies. But apparently it does cotton to PG-rated supervillain comedies, or at least producers think so: Despicable Me will be followed by the similarly themed MegaMind this fall. Maybe it’s an indication of the power of comic-book-store-guy culture that all of us — even those under 10 — know the tropes of the genre well enough to mock them with gleeful abandon. Adults just shouldn’t expect anything

of Pixar quality, or even as clever as How to Train Your Dragon. One gag sums up the filmmakers’ attempts to reach an older audience: When Gru applies for a loan at the Bank of Evil, its sign reads, “Formerly Lehman Brothers.” Heh. That scrap of satire won’t age well. Cartoon megalomania may be cured by love, but the American profit motive survived the turmoil of Wall Street to bring us this movie. MARGOT HARRISON

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lEttERS to JUliEtHH1/2 Amanda Seyfried stars in this romantic comedy about a group of people in Verona who respond to letters seeking love advice from the star-crossed and long-dead Capulet. With Vanessa Redgrave, Gael García Bernal and Christopher Egan. Directed by Gary Winick. (104 min, PG. Palace, Welden) looKiNG FoR ERic HHH1/2 Just in time for the World Cup: Steve Evets plays a depressed postman who finds hope in his idol, soccer star Eric Cantona, in this drama from British realist director Ken Loach. (116 min, NR. Savoy; ends 7/15) oNDiNEHHHH Can a troubled fisherman (Colin Farrell) find happiness with a young woman who might be half seal? Neil (The Crying Game) Jordan directed this modern twist on a fairy tale. With Alicja Bachleda and Stephen Rea. (111 min, PG-13. Roxy) plEASE GiVEHHHH1/2 Writer-director Nicole Holofcener’s fourth feature offers a portrait of an Upper West Sider suffering from liberal guilt and the impact her obsession has on family, friends and neighbors. With Catherine Keener, Oliver Platt, Amanda Peet and Rebecca Hall. (90 min, R. Roxy, Savoy)

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GRoWN UpSH1/2 Five old friends gather over the July 4 holiday weekend to honor the passing of their childhood basketball coach in this comedy from director Dennis (Big Daddy) Dugan. Starring Kevin James, Chris Rock, Rob Schneider, David Spade and Adam Sandler, who cowrote the film’s screenplay. (102 min, PG-13. Capitol, Essex, Majestic, Marquis, Palace, Roxy, Stowe, Sunset)

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DESpicABlE mEHH1/2 Steve Carell voices a dastardly villain plotting to steal the moon in this animated adventure comedy. With the voice acting of Jason Segel, Russell Brand, Kristen Wiig and Miranda Cosgrove. Pierre Coffin and Chris Renaud directed. (95 min, PG. Big Picture [2-D], Bijou [2-D], Capitol [3-D], Essex [3-D], Majestic [3-D], Marquis [2-D], Palace [2-D], Stowe [2-D], Sunset [2-D], Welden [2-D])

tHE GiRl WitH tHE DRAGoN tAttooHHH1/2 Noomi Rapace stars in the highest-grossing Swedish film in history, the dark and violent saga of a young computer hacker who finds herself involved in a bizarre murder investigation. Based on the novel by Stieg Larsson. With Lena Endre and Michael Nyqvist. (152 min, NR. Roxy)

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tHE A-tEAmH1/2 Joe (Smokin’ Aces) Carnahan directs this big-screen version of the ‘80s television series. Liam Neeson, Bradley Cooper, Quinton Jackson and Sharlto Copley play former Special Forces soldiers fighting to clear their names after taking the fall for a crime they didn’t commit. Really, Liam Neeson? (117 min, PG-13. Sunset; ends 7/15)

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wednesday 14 — thursday 15 *The Sorcerer’s Apprentice 1:20, 3:40, 7, 9:15. Despicable me (2-D) 1, 3:40, 6:30, 8:30. The Last Airbender (2-D) 1:10, 3:50, 6:40, 9:15. The twilight Saga: Eclipse 12:50, 3:30, 6:50, 9:15. friday 16 — thursday 22 *Inception 1:30, 6:30, 9:20. *The Sorcerer’s Apprentice 1:20, 3:40, 7, 9:15. Despicable me (2-D) 1, 3:30, 6:40, 8:30. The Last Airbender (2-D) 3:50, 9:05. The twilight Saga: Eclipse 1:10, 6:50.

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wednesday 14 — thursday 15 Predators 1:30, 6:30, 9. Despicable me (3-D) 1:30, 6:30, 9. The Last Airbender (2-D) 1:30, 6:30, 9. Grown Ups 1:30, 6:30, 9. toy Story 3/31/10 1:34:13 PM3 (2-D) 1:30, 6:30, 9.

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wednesday 14 — thursday 15 *The Sorcerer’s Apprentice 12:15, 2:40, 5:05, 7:30, 9:50. Despicable me (3-D) 12:30, 2:45, 5, 7:15, 9:30. Grown Ups 12:30, 2:45, 5, 7:15, 9:30. Knight and Day 12:30, 5:10, 9:50. The Last

Airbender (2-D) 2:50, 7:30. Predators 12:10, 2:30, 4:50, 7:25, 9:45. toy Story 3 (3-D) 12, 2:30, 4:50, 7:10, 9:20. The twilight Saga: Eclipse 12:15, 1, 3, 4, 6, 7, 8:45, 9:45. friday 16 — thursday 22 *Inception 12:40, 3:40, 6:40, 9:35. *The Sorcerer’s Apprentice 12:15, 2:40, 5:05, 7:30, 9:50. Despicable me (3-D) 12:30, 2:45, 5, 7:15, 9:30. Grown Ups 12:30, 2:45, 5, 7:15, 9:30. Knight and Day 12:25, 5:10, 9:50. The Last Airbender (2-D) 2:50, 7:30. Predators 12:10, 2:30, 4:50, 7:25, 9:45. toy Story 3 (3-D) 12, 2:30, 4:50, 7:10, 9:20. The twilight Saga: Eclipse 1, 4, 7, 9:45.

movies friday 16 — thursday 22 *Inception 2:30, 6, 9. Despicable me (2-D) 2, 4, 6, 8:45. The twilight Saga: Eclipse 3, 6, 9.

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wednesday 14 — thursday 15 ondine 1:25, 7. Exit Through the Gift Shop 1:05, 3:10, 5:10, 7:25, 9:10. The twilight Saga: Eclipse 1:20, 3:45,

*The Sorcerer’s Apprentice 1:05, 3:35, 6:50, 9:20. Despicable me (2-D) 12, 2:15, 4:30, 6:45, 9. Grown Ups 1:25, 4, 6:30, 8:55. Knight and Day 1:15, 3:45, 6:35 (Thu only), 9:10. The Last Airbender (2-D) 12:05, 2:25, 4:45, 7:05, 9:25. Letters to Juliet 6:15. Predators 1:10, 3:40, 7, 9:35. toy Story 3 (2-D) 10:30 a.m. (Thu only), 12:10, 1:20, 2:30, 3:50, 4:50, 7:10, 9:25. The twilight Saga: Eclipse 10:30 a.m. (Thu only), 1, 3:55, 6:40, 8:30, 9:30.

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wednesday 14 — thursday 15 The twilight Saga: Eclipse 7, 9:15. Grown Ups 7, 9. toy Story 3 (2-D) 6:30, 8:30. friday 16 — thursday 22 *Inception 2:30 (Sat & Sun only), 6:30, 9:15. Despicable me 2:30 (Sat & Sun only), 4:30 (Sat & Sun only), 6:30, 8:30. The twilight Saga: Eclipse 2:30 (Sat & Sun only), 4:40 (Sat & Sun only), 7, 9:15.

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6:50, 9:25. Grown Ups 1:15, 3:30, 7:10, 9:35. Knight and Day 4:05, 9:30. Please Give 1, 3:05, 5:05, 7:20, 9:20. The Girl With the Dragon tattoo 12:55, 3:40, 6:25, 9:15. friday 16 — thursday 22 *Inception 1, 3:40, 6:30, 9:15. *Solitary man 1:05, 3, 4:50, 7:20, 9:30. *Joan Rivers: A Piece of Work 1:10, 3:05, 5, 7:10, 9:10. ondine 1:25, 7. Please Give 4, 9:20. The twilight Saga: Eclipse 1:20, 3:50, 6:50, 9:25. The Girl With the Dragon tattoo 6. Exit Through the Gift Shop 1:15, 3:30, 8:45.

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wednesday 14 — thursday 15 Despicable me (2-D) 2, 4, 6, 8:45. The twilight Saga: Eclipse 3, 6, 9. Grown Ups 1:45, 4, 6:15, 8:45.

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friday 16 — thursday 22 *Inception 1:10, 3:10, 4:30, 6:35, 8:10, 9 (Fri & Sat only), 9:20 (Sun-Thu only), 9:40 (Fri & Sat only). *The Sorcerer’s Apprentice 12:50, 3:40, 6:25, 9:15. Despicable me (3-D) 11:30 a.m., 12:40, 1:45, 3, 4, 6:30, 9:10. Predators 1:20, 4:10, 7:15, 9:45. toy Story 3 (3-D) 11:35 a.m., 2:05, 4:35, 7, 9:25. The twilight Saga: Eclipse 1, 3:50, 6:50, 9:35. The Last Airbender (3-D) 11:30 a.m., 1:55, 4:20, 6:40. Grown Ups 11:40 a.m., 2:10, 4:40, 7:05, 9:30. Knight and Day 12:30, 7:10, 9:40.

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friday 16 — thursday 22 Please Give 2 (Sat-Mon & Wed only), 4 (Sat-Mon & Wed only), 6, 8.

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friday 16 — thursday 22 ***met Summer Encore: turandot Wed only: 6:30. *cyrus 12:30, 2:40, 4:55, 7:10, 9:20. *Inception 10:30 a.m. (Thu only), 12, 1:30, 3:15, 6:30, 8:30, 9:30. *The Sorcerer’s Apprentice 10:30 a.m. (Thu only), 1:05, 3:35, 6:50, 9:20. Predators 1:10, 3:40, 7, 9:35. Despicable me (2-D) 12, 2:15, 4:30, 6:45, 9. Grown Ups 4:40, 7:05, 9:25. Knight and Day 6:35 (except Wed), 9:10. The Last Airbender (2-D) 1:15, 3:45. toy Story 3 (2-D) 1:20, 3:50, 6:15. The twilight Saga: Eclipse 1, 3:55, 6:40, 9:30. ***See calendar section for details.

PARAmoUNt tWIN cINEmA 241 North Main St., Barre, 4799621, www.fgbtheaters.com

wednesday 14 — thursday 22 *The Sorcerer’s Apprentice 1:30, 6:30, 9. The twilight Saga: Eclipse 1:30, 6:30, 9.

wednesday 14 — thursday 15 Predators 9 followed by The A-team. Despicable me 9 followed by toy Story 3 (2-D). The twilight Saga: Eclipse 9 followed by Knight and Day. The Last Airbender (2-D) 9 followed by Grown Ups. friday 16 — thursday 22 *Inception 9 followed by The twilight Saga: Eclipse. *The Sorcerer’s Apprentice 9 followed by toy Story 3 (2-D). Despicable me 9 followed by The Last Airbender (2-D). Grown Ups 9 followed by Predators.

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friday 16 — thursday 22 *Inception 2, 7, 9:30. Despicable me (2-D) 2, 4, 7, 9. The twilight Saga: Eclipse 2, 7, 9:15. Letters to Juliet 4, 9:15. Full schedule not available at press time.

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THE BACK-UP PLAN★ Bad timing is the subject of this comedy about a woman who chooses artiﬁcial insemination to beat her biological clock, only to meet the man of her dreams once she’s pregnant. Jennifer Lopez and Alex O’Loughlin star. Alan Poul makes his feature directorial debut. (106 min, PG-13)

PREDATORS ★★★1/2 Adrien Brody as a hard-boiled mercenary? Yes. A group of tough guys (and girl) ﬁnd themselves playing the most dangerous game with a bunch of aliens who hunt people for sport. Nimród (Vacancy) Antal directed. With Topher Grace, Alice Braga and Laurence Fishburne. (106 min, R. Capitol, Essex, Majestic, Palace, Sunset)

THE BOUNTY HUNTER★1/2 Gerard Butler and Jennifer Aniston are paired in this action comedy about a bounty hunter hired to track down his bail-jumping ex-wife. Christine Baranski costars. Andy (Hitch) Tennant directs. (106 min, PG-13)

STONEWALL UPRISING★★★★ This documentary from directors Kate Davis and David Heilbroner revisits the groundbreaking 1969 gay rights protests in Manhattan. (80 min, NR. Savoy; ends 7/15)

CHLOE★★1/2 In the new ﬁlm from Canadian director Atom (The Sweet Hereafter) Egoyan, a suspicious wife secretly hires a young escort to test her husband’s ﬁdelity. Liam Neeson, Julianne Moore and Amanda Seyfried star. (96 min, R)

TOY STORY 3★★★★: The toys are back in town. Tom Hanks, Tim Allen and the rest of the original’s voice cast return for a third adventure, this time in 3-D. Lee (Toy Story 2) Unkrich directs. (98 min, G. Capitol (3-D), Essex [3-D], Majestic [3-D], Palace [2-D], Stowe [2-D], Sunset [2-D])

GREENBERG★★★★ Ben Stiller stars in the new comedy from writer-director Noah (The Squid and the Whale) Baumbach, the story of a lost soul who looks up old friends in L.A. in an attempt to give his life meaning. With Greta Gerwig and Rhys Ifans. (100 min, R)

THE TWILIGHT SAGA: ECLIPSE★★ Girl loves vampire boy with funny hair. Girl nags boy to bite her so they can be together forever. Boy saves girl from bad vampire out for blood vengeance. Lather, rinse, repeat. David (Hard Candy) Slade directed this one. Starring Kristen Stewart, Robert Pattinson and Taylor Lautner. (124 min, PG-13. Big Picture, Bijou, Essex, Majestic, Marquis, Palace, Paramount, Roxy, Stowe, Sunset, Welden)

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New Zealand police said surveillance cameras showed two people in front of a Wellington store, trying to smash the front window with a rock. They gave up and fled, Detective Sgt. Mark Scott said, after the rock rebounded off the window and hit one of the offenders on the head. (New Zealand Press Association) A man who robbed a bank in Anchorage, Alaska, escaped on a bicycle but was stopped minutes later when he crashed into a police car responding to the bank alarm. The bicyclist, identified as Christopher Todd Mayer, 45, slid across the vehicle but lost his backpack, according to police Lt. Dave Parker, who said, “He ended up in a heap with his money pouring out of his pack.” Mayer tried to flee on foot, but was nabbed half a block away. (Associated Press)

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When JoAnne Famal arrived at a Verizon wireless store in Trotwood, Ohio, to pay her monthly bill, her 16-year-old grandson was in the driver’s seat of her sport utility vehicle. He hit the accelerator instead of the brake, causing the SUV to hop the curb and crash through the front window and into a wall inside the store. No one was hurt, although salesman Rob Thomas said, “If I hadn’t jumped over the counter, I’d be dead.” After the car stopped, Famal walked to the counter and paid her bill, then got behind the wheel of the SUV, backed out and drove off. (Dayton Daily News)

Hiding Places

Customs officials at Los Angeles International Airport became suspicious of arriving passenger Sony Dong, 46, after they noticed bird droppings on his socks and feathers sticking out from under his pants. A search found 14 live Asian songbirds attached to pieces of cloth wrapped around his calves. Dong, who wore the birds on a flight from Vietnam, received four months in prison and was ordered to pay $4000 to federal authorities who cared for the birds while they were quarantined. Authorities found 51 more songbirds at Dong’s Garden Grove home, worth $800 to $1000 each. (Associated Press) Officials at the county jail in Wenatchee, Wash., said new inmate Gavin Stanger, 24, smuggled a cigarette lighter, rolling papers, a golf-ballsized bag of tobacco, a tattoo ink bottle, eight tattoo needles, a one-inch smoking pipe and a small bag of pot into his cell

— all stuffed inside his rectum. (New York’s Daily News)

Beeline to Disaster

The latest suspect in the widespread disappearance of honeybees and the collapse of their hives throughout Europe and North America is radiation from wireless phones. Researchers at India’s Punjab University said their findings suggest the phones are interfering with the bees’ sense of navigation, causing them to get lost. Reporting in the journal Current Science, Ved Prakash Sharma and

Neelima Kumar said a hive exposed to cellphone radiation in a controlled experiment showed a dramatic decline in the number of worker bees returning after collecting pollen, as well as a drop in the queen’s egg-laying rate. (Britain’s The Telegraph)

Under the Radar

Politicians, business executives and university athletic recruiters have taken advantage of a federal program to keep the public from finding out about their private flights, according to the group ProPublica. The

program is designed to protect sensitive business deals and executives’ safety by requesting that the Federal Aviation Administration remove flights from its database before giving the information to flighttracking websites. In 2008, after Detroit auto executives found themselves under attack for flying corporate jets to Washington to plead for federal aid, General Motors used the system to keep its flights secret from the public. Use of taxpayer-funded airspace is considered public information, according to

Chuck Collins of the Institute for Policy Studies. Because the FAA lacks the resources to determine the validity of requests for secrecy, however, the agency lets the National Business Aviation Association, which lobbied for the program, run it. After a federal judge rejected the NBAA’s argument that the list of approved requests should remain confidential, ProPublica found it contained more than 1100 secret flights. (USA Today)

“G

ive us this day our daily hunger,” prayed French philosopher Gaston Bachelard. It was his personal variation on the “Give us this day our daily bread” line from the Lord’s Prayer. I suggest you use his formulation as your own in the coming week, Cancerian. It’s the high season for your holy desires: a time when your mental and physical health will thrive as you tune in to and express your strongest, most righteous longings.

ARIES (March 21-April 19): “Thou

shalt not kill” is a crucial rule for you to follow, and not just in the literal sense. According to my reading of the astrological omens, you should also be extra vigilant as you avoid more metaphorical kinds of destruction. Please be careful not to unleash ill-chosen words that would crush someone’s spirit (including your own). Don’t douse newly kindled fires, don’t burn recently built bridges, and don’t deprive fresh sprouts of the light they need to keep growing. To put this all in a more positive frame: It’s time for you to engage in a reverent and boisterous celebration of life, nurturing and fostering and stimulating everywhere you go.

TAURUS (April 20-May 20): The baseball

game was over. TV announcer Mike Krukow was describing the “ugly victory” that the San Francisco Giants had just achieved. The team’s efforts were sloppy and chaotic, he said, and yet the win counted just as much as a more elegant triumph. He ended with a flourish: “No one wants to hear about the labor pains; they just want to see the baby.” That’s my message to you this week, Taurus. All that matters is that you get the job done. It doesn’t matter whether you look good doing it.

GEMINI (May 21-June 20): Here’s the

really good news: CIA director Leon Panetta says there are fewer than 100 Al-Qaeda combatants in Afghanistan. Here’s the utterly confusing news: The U.S has over 94,000 highly trained

human beings in Afghanistan whose express purpose is to destroy Al-Qaeda. I bring this up as a prod to get you to question your own allotment of martial force, Gemini. You definitely need to make sure you have a lavish reserve of fighting spirit primed to serve your highest goals. Just make sure, please, that it’s pointed in the right direction.

LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): In a recent horoscope, I wrote about Christopher Owens, lead singer of the band Girls, and how he wore pajama bottoms during a show he did in San Francisco. A reader named Eric was disgusted by this, seeing it as evidence that Owens is a self-indulgent hipster. “Just another spoiled trust-fund kid,” he said in his email, “whose excessively privileged life has given him the delusion that he’s uninhibited.” With a little research, Eric would have found the truth: Owens was raised in an abusive religious cult by a single mother who worked as a prostitute to earn a meager living. I bring this to your attention in hopes it will inspire you to avoid making any assumptions about anyone. More than ever before, it’s crucial that you bring a beginner’s mind to your evaluations of other human beings. VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): I want to see your willpower surge and throb and carry you to a ringing triumph in the next two weeks, Virgo. I hope to be cheering you on as you complete a plucky effort to overcome some long-standing obstacle … as you put the finishing touches on an epic struggle to defeat a seemingly

The Minneapolis suburb of Edina, Minn., stopped providing free dog-poop bags at city parks because people kept taking them. “People walk up and take them until they’re gone,” Director of Parks and Recreation John Keprios said, noting the city spent $12,000 a year to keep its eight parks stocked. It was “not just one isolated incident,” he added. “It’s everywhere and often.” (The Star Tribune)

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intractable foe … as you rise up with a Herculean flourish and put the stamp of your uniqueness on a success that will last a long time.

LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): The Italian

word terribilità was originally used by art critics to describe the sculptures and paintings of Michelangelo. According to various dictionaries, it refers to “a sense of awe-inspiring grandeur,” “the sublime mixed with amazement,” or “an astonishing creation that provokes reverent humility.” In my astrological opinion, terribilità is a prerequisite for the next chapter of your life story. You need to be flabbergasted by stunning beauty. Where can you go to get it? A natural wonder might do the trick, or some exalted architecture, or the biography of a superb human being, or works of art or music that make you sob with cathartic joy. For extra credit, put yourself in the path of all of the above.

SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): In a favorable review of Badger Mountain Riesling wine, Winelibrary.com said, “The sweet, succulent aromas of Bosc pears are woven with lilacs and just a hint of petrol.” Meanwhile, Allure magazine named Sécrétions Magnifique as one of the top five sexiest perfumes in the world, even though its fragrance is like “floral bilge.” Petrol? Bilge? Both commentaries seem to suggest that greatness may contain a taint — or even that the very nature of greatness may require it to have a trace of something offensive. I’m guessing that’ll be a theme for you in the coming week. SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): During the grace period you’re currently enjoying, you have a talent for tuning in to the raw potential of whatever situation is right in front of you; you just naturally know how to establish rapport with circumstances you’ve never seen before. That’s why your spontaneous urges are likely to generate fun learning experiences, not awkward messes. You’ll thrive as you improvise adeptly with volatile forces. It may therefore seem like your progress will be easy, even a bit magical. Some people may regard your breakthroughs as unearned. But you and I will know that you’re merely harvesting the benefits that come from a long period of honing your powers.

CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): A few

single friends of mine use the dating site OkCupid to meet potential lovers. One woman got the following notice: “We are pleased to report that you are in the top half of OkCupid’s most attractive users. How can we say this with confidence? Because we’ve tracked click-thrus on your photo and analyzed other people’s reactions to you … Your new elite status comes with one important privilege: You will now see more attractive people in your match results. Also! You’ll be shown to more attractive people in their match results. And, no, we didn’t send this email to everyone on OkCupid. Go ask an ugly friend.” According to my analysis of the astrological omens, Capricorn, you will soon receive a metaphorically comparable message, not from OkCupid, but from the universe itself.

AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): The liberation movement kindled in the 1960s wasn’t all fun and games. It ushered in expansive new ways of thinking about gender, race, sexuality, spirituality, music and consciousness itself, but it was fueled by anger as well as by the longing for pleasure and meaning and transcendence. A key focus of the rage was opposition to the Vietnam War. The adrenaline stirred by antiwar protests was an instrumental part of the mix that propelled the entire era’s push for freedom. I’m hoping that the oil hemorrhage in the Gulf of Mexico will become a similar beacon in the next 10 years. Can you think of a comparable prod in your personal life, Aquarius? A gnawing injustice that will help awaken and feed your irresistible drive to emancipate yourself? PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): Here’s a

thought from Piscean poet W.H. Auden: “The image of myself which I try to create in my own mind in order that I may love myself is very different from the image which I try to create in the minds of others in order that they may love me.” If what Auden describes is true for you, I suggest you try this experiment: Merge the two images; see if you can make them the same. You’re entering a phase in your cycle when you will have a tremendous opportunity to unify the inner and outer parts of your life. (And if Auden’s description is not true for you, congratulations: You are either an enlightened saint or well on your way to becoming one.)

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Rugged Country Boy I am a born & raised Vermont boy who is looking for the same. I enjoy camping, the outdoors, spending time w/ friends & w/ my puppy, Cooper. I’m a pretty laid-back, simple guy to be around. I am interested in an honest, hardworking guy who has his life together. MAURINQUINA, 28, l, #114052

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Summer Fun Between the Sheets Looking for some summer fun w/ a guy who knows how to make a girl arch her back & scream w/ ecstasy? If you are, then get in touch. I’m looking for a woman who wants to make a little summer heat in the bedroom. Experienced or not doesn’t matter; you just need to know how to enjoy yourself. betweenthesheets, 29, #118349 Amazing, Adaptive, New to area I’m new to Burlington & want to spice up the summer, so I’m looking for a cute girl who’s open & discreet. Drop me a line if you think you fit the position(s). NEWandOPEN303, 22, #118346

you could keep me a secret for your private indoor adventures. The only limit is your imagination. Get in touch for touch. updaddy, 46, #118285 Dom M seeks salacious supplicants Kinky dom, mid-40s, seeks F playmates & partners for playtime. I’ve a rather eclectic assortment of gear awaiting the proper submissive(s). Experienced w/ polyamory, so bring your friend(s). BYO safeword! Did you ever walk through Wal-Mart & look at how much of what they sell can be playtime toys? Let’s go shopping! goofydad_69, 47, l, #109948

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Curly-haired beauty At Farmhouse. You: w/ girl & guy. Me: w/ 2 F friends. We kept on making eye contact, but I was trying to keep conversation though it was difficult. Wanted to stay but had to go. Is there any possible way you’re single? When: Thursday, July 8, 2010. Where: Farmhouse. You: Woman. Me: Man. #907697

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Taking the one seat Oh, but to touch you in the autumn air. When: Saturday, July 10, 2010. Where: clandestine. You: Woman. Me: Man. #907703 DDC Man #2 Best padiddle opponent ever: drunken pizza eating in your bed, Kardashian marathons & impromptu backrubs are just a few ... every day I’m struck by sweet things you say & do. You read me like a book, and always make sure that I’m doing OK. I’m so glad we took this risk. You had me w/ the wings! Hear a Beatles’ song? When: Saturday, July 3, 2010. Where: dancing under lights & stars. You: Man. Me: Woman. #907702

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Sand Bar Beach “EMILY” Emily, I know your name because I heard your girlfriends. I saw you 2 times this week in the same spot. First day “Monday” & the second was today. Tree close to bathrooms. We exchanged glances several times both days. Today you were w/ your 2 girls & maybe your boyfriend? You left in a black Ford. Are you single?? When: Wednesday, July 7, 2010. Where: Sand Bar beach. You: Woman. Me: Man. #907689 leather at the fabric store? Although the answer to your question was no, the conversation led to other things. And a delightful conversation it was. As I was walking away, I realized I hadn’t introduced myself. I wanted to. Still do. I’m curious as to what you’re making w/ wool felt & leather. I’m making a pretty, pretty dress out of my pretty, pretty fabric... When: Wednesday, June 30, 2010. Where: Jo-Ann Fabrics. You: Man. Me: Woman. #907687 kayaking beauty July 4th I was noticing a beautiful woman kayaking to shore to take a quick dip, but then she disappeared. Then I went diving for a ball & when I came up from the water, there you are w/ a gorgeous smile & a sweet hello waiting for me. You made my day. When: Sunday, July 4, 2010. Where: Oakledge Park beach. You: Woman. Me: Man. #907686 Enjoy the Silence I’m far too good at cutting people out of my life. It was too soon when you tried to reach out to me. I wasn’t receptive, but I’d like to think that I would be now. I’d like it if you would try again. When: Tuesday, July 6, 2010. Where: trying to run into you. You: Man. Me: Woman. #907684

July 4th Soccer Hi, you made quite the impression. Your sense of humor was as charming as your American flag earings ... but I won’t be back next week. When: Sunday, July 4, 2010. Where: field. You: Woman. Me: Man. #907680

Sincerely,

Dear Fountain,

Fountain Head

Kudos to you for relishing your ex-girlfriend’s squirting talents. Sadly, women who can ejaculate are sometimes embarrassed by it, either because of the “mess” or because they mistake their ejaculate for urine. The liquid that can be released during orgasm does come from the urethra, but it isn’t urine — it’s a clear substance generated by the Skene’s glands (or G-spot). When aroused, the G-spot becomes engorged with fluid, which it releases into the urethra. Upon orgasm, this liquid can erupt — sometimes a little, sometimes a lot, depending on the woman. Some studies say that the majority of women ejaculate from the urethra during sex, but in small, undetectable quantities. You’re right — asking a woman whether she can gush is probably not the best pickup line, nor should a woman’s ability to ejaculate make or break your decision to be in a relationship with her. Rather than focusing on this one sexual act, focus on finding a mate who is as open about sex as you seem to be. For most women, it’s anatomically possible to ejaculate, but it could take some practice. If you find a partner who’s open to trying it, pick up a copy of Female Ejaculation and the G-Spot by Deborah Sundahl. The book discusses how to find the G-spot and how to ejaculate alone or with a partner. Oh, and one last thing — if you do find a woman who can satisfy your thirst for squirt, you may want to keep the “new-mown hay smell” comment to yourself. I don’t know many women who strive to smell like a farm.

Gushingly yours, mm

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Your table looked more fun Sunday night at Blue Paddle. I was stuck w/ stuffy conversation and noticed you & your son having dinner alone. You looked like you were enjoying yourself so much, I wanted so much to get up & move. When: Sunday, July 4, 2010. Where: Blue Paddle Bistro. You: Woman. Me: Man. #907690

Greyhound South for the Weekend Me: black cap, black jacket, blue jeans. You: pink/tan jacket, dark skinny jeans. I was going to WRJ; you to Boston. I had headphones in & sat near you while we waited for the Greyhound. On bus we shared a brief smile. That moment stuck out for me; thanks for the smile. Hopefully we’ll bump into each other sometime. When: Thursday, July 1, 2010. Where: Burlington Greyhound Terminal at the airport. You: Woman. Me: Woman. #907681

My ex-girlfriend would orgasm multiple times per session. Her orgasms would often result in a dramatically abundant “gush” of female ejaculate, and I really liked it. It was not just a little bit of liquid, but rather was a massive burst of nectar that had the essence of citrus with a hint of bitterness and new-mown hay smell. It was wonderful. Though I have not yet returned to the dating scene, I plan to in the near future. While I realize that there’s more to a relationship than checking off some sort of “sexual shopping list,” I really want to find a woman who can squirt. It seems like it would be extremely gauche to ask a woman, “Hey, can you gush?” So, Mistress, how do you suggest I find another fountainlike woman to appreciate?

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RIZZI Your NYPD ballcap in the rear window of your Caddy means more to me than you could possibly know. When: Friday, July 9, 2010. Where: Bait Shop - Gold Coast. You: Man. Me: Woman. #907698

Janelle from Metronome Looking for Janelle. I’d REALLY like to get together w/ you. It’s been a long time since you’ve seen me. I see a long, wonderful future together. I need you to give me the chance though. Love, the guy in the yellow hat who wondered where you came from but didn’t realize until recently where I myself wanted to go. When: Saturday, March 21, 2009. Where: Metronome. You: Woman. Me: Man. u #907691

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Tom visiting hometown Sat & chit-chatted on a swing at the waterfront. From Connecticut, visiting Burlington, drives a Kia, works at Walgreens as maintenance electrician. You were wearing light blue shirt(?), blue jeans, had sunglasses & black shoes. I was wearing jean shorts, cross necklace, dark pink shirt. Watched fireworks together & saved your seat for you. When: Saturday, July 3, 2010. Where: waterfront. You: Man. Me: Woman. #907699

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Short-haired fire bomb, north ave. hannaford Wow! Was in on the 3rd & saw you you like dancehall reggae... working; I think I caught your eye And I think that’s lame. I also6/14/10 think 2:39:13 PM a couple times & tried my luck. Third saturday june 1x3-cbhb-personals-alt.indd 1 you’re a smelly cheesehead who drools You shot me down softly but then Cody, this is for you. Dude, that was on my throw pillows. When: Thursday, caught a wink as I walked away. the coolest, most erotic thing that has July 8, 2010. Where: Burlington. Intoxicating! When: Saturday, July 3, ever happened to me. I haven’t heard You: Man. Me: Woman. #907695 2010. Where: North End Hannaford. from you since. If you read these I You: Woman. Me: Man. #907683 Spys, I’m out first Friday. Come find me Pabst Beer at the Library & let’s dance. When: Saturday, June You were sitting out in front of the Dead Sessions on the 5th 19, 2010. Where: third Sat. at Higher library in Burlington listening to your You were at the Dead Sessions Show Ground. You: Man. Me: Man. #907701 headphones w/ a cold can of Pabst wearing loose, dark pants w/ a white Blue Ribbon. I said, “I didn’t know top; tall, long black hair pulled back. I Pretty Photographer at Big-D they served beer at the library” & you was the guy w/ a faded orange hat at show laughed. Should have asked if you stage left. I was going to talk to you but We talked a little at the Big D show wanted to grab a beer sometime. my friends had to leave & dragged me & also JP’s. You were very nice to say Let me know if you would! When: out. Maybe we’ll run into one another goodbye, but I didn’t get your name Wednesday, July 7, 2010. Where: at the next show. When: Monday, or number. When: Thursday, July Fletcher Free Library, Burlington. July 5, 2010. Where: Dead Sessions. 8, 2010. Where: Metronome, JP’s. You: Woman. Me: Man. #907693 You: Woman. Me: Man. #907682 You: Woman. Me: Man. #907700

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