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Saw You In My Dreams A haiku for the unequivocally beautiful – Girl with the Avocado Tattoo. (For the literary peoples out there, you may juxtapose the poem with the Girl) Short poems are stu-Pid, but you are not. Sorry Japan for bad Haiku. You may now refer to me by my pseudonym: Saint Arbux. TTFN. Ta-ta for now.
Stranded Redhead Your car was broke down in the parking lot behind Chili’s. I was the guy checking the parking lot. Someone was already helping you or I would have stopped to offer my assistance. I thought you were absolutely gorgeous. Let’s get a drink sometime?
and kept my fingers crossed that you would buy me a train. Turns out you didn’t buy me a train. I saw you at the plane show. We watched the planes. I saw you at Newman Lake pretending to fish. It’s okay I’ll never tell my dad or he would disown me. Seriously. Good news, your mom likes me. Yeah, we drank a fifth of Fireball and talked. Be my boyfriend, please. I’m not desperate I swear. I’ve just been following you around for four months now so I feel like we should date. Be my boyfriend. Email “yes” to notevendesperate@gmail.com.
You turned a grave situation to a lovely reminder that when it comes to strange strangers, there are some that are kinder! Silver Star Automotive must have very good luck to have great employees who give help to those that are stuck.
Elkfest Elkfest/Minus the Bear. The left side of the stage was crazy loud on Sunday night. Just as I was about to step further back into the crowd, your blue blouse with white polka dots happened to dance into my left side, convincing me to stay. Out of that whole crowd we both happened to see the bassist throw his pick just a few feet in front of us when no one else did. Reaching down a few times thinking I had found it and actually coming up with some chewing gum was discouraging. But after a few more songs and a little bit of light we managed to find it. Too bad those boys had to start kick dancing right next to us, ‘cause I didn’t see you after that. Maybe we could get together some time, borl7870@ gmail.com
Thank You. 9 Years Late On March 31, 2005, my then 23 year old son, who has mild autism, called me from his cell phone as he stood, overwhelmed and scared, on a traffic median in Sullivan Rd at the intersection with Sprague. He had made it only half way across Sullivan when the light turned red, and the evening rush hour traffic didn’t let up long enough for him to complete the crossing. I immediately started driving to rescue him, too rattled to think to call 911. But five minutes later he called again, happy and safe on a sidewalk. A stranger named Tammy had observed his plight and had retrieved him from the median and escorted him across Sullivan and then Sprague so he could reach his destination - Hastings Book Store. I have never forgotten Tammy and her kindness and have wished I had a way to find her and thank her. I’m hoping she may see this and realize how grateful I have been to her for rescuing and reassuring my son.
Northwest Seed & Pet On Thursday June 12th you were the short brunette cashier in Chuck Taylor’s at Northwest Seed and Pet on Division who sold me crickets. You were very smiley, nice, and I though you were really cute. I was too nervous to say anything then, but hopefully if you see this article I won’t be forced to try and break the in person. Let’s meet for coffee!
Girl Behind The Counter You are beautiful. I see you almost every weekday and we exchange glances and smiles as I either head up or down the escalator while you work the pizza counter at the plaza downstairs. I am pretty shy so I haven’t worked up the courage to even ask you your name, and I would really like to know your name. lol. So with that said, if you are available please e-mail me if you are interested. I usually have a
Friday the 13th We briefly met in Sacred Heart ER..... you, beautiful blonde.... me, not so handsome. I never caught your name Put a non-identifying email unfortunately. You said you have address in your message, like an addictive personality......I’m “petals327@yahoo.com” — not very addictive!!
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“j.smith@comcast.net.”
Zip Trip On 3rd Ave. You were wearing pink and black Nike’s, and had the prettiest big brown eyes, with long thick hair down your back and an intoxicating glowing white smile. I had on dark jeans and a gray sweater with a tattoo on the right side of my neck. We passed each other and said “Hi” but wanted to say more before you got in your red Malibu and rode off in the rain. Lincoln Heights Hastings Saturday, June 15th. I was the old man looking for Disk 2, “Band of Brothers.” You were the young, solid-sender on slender underpinnings in shorts and a jacket with a dark, long mane. You saw me and heard me ask for the disc. Then you gave me a “thumbs-up” when I glanced at you. Sure wanted to say,”Thanks” then. I’ll say “Thanks” now. You made my day! Numerica on 29th June 6, 2014. You: beautiful lady, wearing variegated blue/white long summer dress with a knitted white top. I stood behind you at the front desk while you did some banking. A few minutes later, we said hello to one another. I’d like to say, hello again, over coffee. British or Indian Accent We’ve hung out as friends. You are a beautiful nurse with brunette hair and a great laugh. I am an engineer with a proposition. Give me two months of your time to be more than friends. If it doesn’t work before I head back east, you can go back to life as normal. All I want is a shot with you. So what do you say?
Metal band T-shirt on and a shaved head with a back pack. My e-mail is ghostfilteraaj@gmail.com. Maybe we can go for something to drink and a conversation? Airway Heights Walmart Memorial Day. We spoke in the garden department. You: 5’5’’, hazel eyes, brown hair, blue jeans. Me: 6’1”, brown eyes, brown fedora hat, tan coat, blue jeans. I asked you about the writing in your tattoo. You said it was a memorial for a friend. You let me read, gone in ‘11 (‘82-’11). Got me in my heart. I lost my best friend in ‘11. I was thinking about them on Memorial Day morning, not long before I saw you. In the end, we regret what we didn’t think to or dare to do. I ddn’t ask your name. I didn’t ask you to coffee. Attracted to you, I had to talk with you. When you smiled, I went gaga, then, stupid like men do. You’re off the charts hot! I was in a daze by now and blown out about the tattoo. Serendipity on Memorial Day. While we could have been still talking, I drifted away. I’m sad to say (regret) so, I prayed that you would somehow get this message. The universe has odd ways, so who knows? I may see you a second time around. Right? Hope so, ‘til then, may you have a beautiful day in your garden. Adventure awaits. Why not coffee, dinner, lunch or tea? Why not you? Why not me? If you get this message, that’s miracle two. Ultimatum I first saw you on the Tinder using corny lines to scam on girls. I saw you at the train show
You Saw Me RE: Winco You saw me at Winco around 8:30pm on May 20th wearing a red/black tank top and shorts playing bumper carts in the deli aisle, I applaud you memory for such skills. In light of all the chaos that has transpired like a whirlwind I was that day, perhaps you could regale me with a detail or two that you might recall of my tattoos so that you might find the “beautiful” girl who captured your attention and we see about moving the deli outside of the supermarket. Tag, you’re it Sir.
Cheers Congratulations Kelli Bug Graduation has arrived. I am so very proud of you and your determination, tenacity, fortitude, fearlessness and lets not forget, “Queen Latifesque Attitude.” Look out world.... my Bug has, “Only Just Begun.” Dad
Beats for Baby’s Cheers to everyone helping out with beats for baby’s! And big time cheers to the Checkerboard Tavern for making it all possible! No words for how awesome it all is.. but WOW comes close! Big ups checkerboard and B4B!!
Hello Batman Oh for the love of a man I cannot see or talk to at whim. Always on my mind as I go to sleep, upon awakening, and all through
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