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days due to overcrowding. Do the right thing for yourselves, your pets and the community in which you live. Spay and Neuter; and keep your committment to your animal family member.

your kids somewhere they can burn off some excess energy while you drink your beer, there is a place for that it’s called Chucky Cheese. I’m continually surprised by the lack of respect you have for others when you let your kids run wild, scream, climb on tables, and make a huge mess. If you want to go to a restaurant other than Chucky Cheese get a flippin babysitter. Show some respect for others and teach your kids the way they should behave in public!

off, and not at you for your public display of stupidity, but at the cyclists, all because you don’t know basic traffic laws. Ask yourself this simple question...if that bike rider were a car or truck, would you stop for them to let them cross? A law abiding and knowledgeable bike rider wants nothing more and expects nothing less, than to be treated like every other vehicle on the road. So pull your head out of your ass and drive like you know what you’re doing.

Idiot Drivers To all the drivers in this town who ‘think’ they are going out of their way to be kind and oh so polite. Knock it off!! I’m talking about the drivers whom, when driving on an arterial or major roadway, will see a cyclist stopped on a side street waiting to cross said arterial. These bicyclists always have a stop sign, they are legally required to stop for, and as a designated “vehicle” under Washington State traffic code(s), they are required to stop, wait for traffic to clear, and only when it is safe to do so, cross the street. You ignorant goody two shoes will come along, and being short on working brain cells, see a bike rider and decide to stop to let them cross. You will come to a complete stop, backing up traffic in both directions while you feel good about yourself. Meanwhile, all these cars are getting pissed

Groupon Users To all you groupon users (and any coupon for that matter) I can’t believe how cheap you all are. When you go to a restaurant and bring in a coupon for half off and decide you will tip less than 10 percent of the discounted bill it makes me sick. We bust our butts for you whether you pay the whole bill or not. Us servers remember people who don’t take care of us and I promise you that the next time you come in your service will be horrible. Maybe you don’t realize servers only make min. wage and depend on their tips to survive. Just in case you just didn’t know, this will help you, on a non discounted bill 15 to 20% is a decent tip, on a discounted bill 20 to 30 percent of the original bill is decent. Stop being cheap. Stay home if you can’t afford to go out.

Party Animals Jeers to the girl who lives in a very upscale apartment complex who has complete disrespect for her neighbors by partying every night of the week. I understand you will hear your neighbors from time to time, but this girl is completely out of control, wasted every single night of the week with a new boyfriend every other day. You are loud, obnoxious, gross and continually intoxicated. Do you even have a job or do mommy and daddy pay the rent? If you really want to live that lifestyle, go buy a house so you can do whatever you want! We pay a lot of money to live there and have some the best views in town, besides having to run into you every once in awhile. It’s time to grow up sweetie, unless you plan on being the Spokane version of Lindsay Lohan. Parenting Restaurants are not play grounds! When you come in and let your children run wild it not only is disruptive, and completely rude to the people paying money to enjoy a quiet meal, but it is also a hazard to your kids as well as the servers. If you want to take

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Car Valuables Jeers to the Inlander for posting the same Jeers every week. Wahhhhh my car got broken into, wahhhh my purse, my wallet my cell phone, my iPod etc, was taken. Here’s a thought don’t leave valuables in your car where people might see them! Sure you may know it’s a brand new purse that hasn’t been used yet and has nothing in it or it’s really just a diaper bag or the cell phone is broken anyway but a thief doesn’t and chances are, he doesn’t care! He can probably still make a buck off your stuff. Just about everything is for sale including your college text books or your work uniform. So lock your cars, hide anything that might even remotely be of value to someone else and quit your bitchin’- yeah - a great New Year’s resolution.

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